The Day We Joined Only Fans

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Portions of this program are prerecorded program synchronizing. Can here
we go. I've had many really bad days where I've
woken up in the morning, turn on the radio and
they've turned it completely around here, junk has been chopped off.

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But a great way to start the day. So much,
so much in this whole conversation is calling my half.
If anyone gives me hell for eating animal crackers, I'll
cut a bait. Hey, guys, mighty shy, Ricky, I have
a vagina. James Schell was going on because the show
has never felt more perfect, more well rounded. Gandhi, You're amazing.

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That's great, It's great. I love that. Just the best
call we've l Vis Duran in the morning show, and
we all decided for some reason to show up and
do it again. What is it that we have inside
our brain that makes us actually wake up and come
in here and do this. Why do we do this?
We love it because we love you. Yes, let's get going. Um,

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someone had a baby last night or yesterday, Katy Perry,
she did see I love I love the little girl's name.
I know, it's such a cute name. It is Daisy
Dove Bloom, Daisy dove Bloom. Yeah, why is everyone laughing?
What's right? Gandhi? You don't like Daisy dove Bloom? No,
actually think it's kind of cute. I think the Daisy

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Bloom part is very Katy Perry of her. Yep it is.
Do you think do you think Orlando was like, oh
do we have to? Okay? I love it anyway, So
it's scary. We need a Katy Perry song. It doesn't
matter which one you want to play in honor of
Daisy dove Bloom. How about teenage dream? Oh, Daisy dove

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Bloom will have a teenage dream about thirteen years. All right,
it's plenty ahead. I bunch my wrong. I know you
get me to let my hoss come down before you
let me was all right, bad things. We're gonna heavy

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your baby life now be worried. He'll be time, but time.
Let's go all you ate tonight, No regrets, just love.
We can't dance until we die. You and die will

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be young forever by You make me feel like I'm living.
Name the way to me. Can't sleep. Let's run away
and die have love bad God, have my love back
hearts when you're looking me just one of them touch

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the way over. This is real, son, take a chance
and down love my God. Love by we do to
Kelly then God, you gone the beach gonna go ton
but the food sheets a funny funny let missing the

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suit pace. I'm go please, Let's go on the way tonight.
No regrets, just love weakendes us until we die. You
and I will be on forever. You made me feel

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like I'm leaving Team Nature away from me, can't save.
Let's run away and down love my God, our love.
When looking name just one No, maybe I believe this.

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We needs go take a chance and don love my God,
my love. I get your hard facing again. Hygeens be
your teenday dream tonight. Let you put your hands on
Mekin's hygeens be a teenay dream tonight. Yes, lame living

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love tenny day, No way to me can slay less
on away and down. I love my God, my love.
B That sounds so awesome, very special. Good morning to

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our sister Katy Perry and her guy Orlando. The birth
of Daisy Dove Bloom. So that means when Daisy does
something bad, it's me you good and hurt. Daisy Dove
sounds so cute. You always use the middle name when
you're pissed off. How can you be mad? How can
you sound mad when you call some a daisy? You
don't do it daisy dove? It does. It doesn't have

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a lot of like I don't know anyway, doesn't have
a lot of bite to it. It's such a beautiful name. Anyway,
Welcome to the day. It is Thursday, August something. Who cares.
Let's take get our first caller of the day on
Emily line five. You know today is Emily's golden birthday.
I didn't know what a golden birthday was until you
called Emily. Tell everyone what a golden birthday is? Hey,

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good morning, um, So a golden birthday, and I'm shocked
that not everybody knows this. But it's when you turn
the age that your birthday lands on that day. So
I'm turning twenty seven today, Oh, happy brithday. Oh so
today's August twenty seventh. Now I know the day. Well, good,
so you turned twenty seven seventh. Wow, So that means

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on my next golden birthday it'll have to be on
the fifty seventh of some months. I don't know when
I'm gonna have that. I don't know. Yeah, oh no,
my golden birthdays are done. Damn it. Well, happy birthday, Emily,
thank you, thank you. What are you doing to celebrate? Well,
I'm working today, unfortunately, but I think my movie what husband?

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And then I you're gonna find somewhere to eat tonight
to celebrate. Get out. I think we're gonna get on out.
It's your birthday. You know our rule of thumb here
you your queen for the day. If it's your birthday,
so it's your day. You get what you want. You
can be a little sassy if you want a little demanding,
little pushy. That's good. You get your point across because
you deserve it. Absolutely, Emily, happy birthday. We're gonna send

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you some Elvis during morning shows scrubs from our friends
at Hackensack Meridian. They're on the way. Have a beautiful day. Okay,
thank you you too. All right, hold on one second. Yeah,
I'm sad. So I guess after you turn thirty one
you'll never have a golden birthday again. Oh well, wait,

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there are other people on the show that are never
gonna have a golden birthday, so I'm not I'm not alone. Yeah,
don't feel so bad. Don't make me point you out.
I'll single you out right now. Producer Sam is here.
Who do you want to do your horoscopes with? Good morning, Goddy.
Will you help me out this morning? I would love to.
If you celebrate your birthday today, You're celebrating with Aaron

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Paul's Happy Birthday. Capricorn. You are often a source of
advice to other people around you. Remember sometimes you need
an outlet to vent as well. Your day is a
seven Aquarius. Your faith and ability to turn a situation
around is admirable. It'll be put to use very soon.
Your days of ten Pisces. While a magic wand can't
take away all your problems, you can easily work out

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healthy solutions to fix long standing issues. Your day is
an eighth Aries. Being a sort of may cost you
to make new enemies or create stronger bonds, so be
careful before you speak your days and eight tauruss resist
following a path of least resistance. Put in the hard
work and you'll be rewarded tenfold. Your day is a
nine Gemini. Go above and beyond the call of duty

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to assist a friend with an issue they've long had.
Your health will come as a guiding light your day's
and nine cancer history will repeat itself if you don't
take time to learn from your past mistakes. Keep your
mind open to new solutions. Your day is an eight Leo.
Make your journey more straightforward. Your honest opinions will cut
out the filler that could dampen your message. Your days

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of nine Virgo, put your foot down before people misconstrue
your message. Control the narrative before it controls you. Your
day is an eight Libra. Your experience has shown you
there is no linear good or evil. Use that to
discuss hard topics with someone close to you. Your days
of ten Scorpio, make sure you create a haven for
yourself away from the stress of the outside world. Your

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day is a nine and finally, Sagittarius. Your recent challenges
may cause you to take a hard look in the mirror.
Keep pushing through because you're worth it. Your days of
seven and those are your Thursday morning horoscope. All right,
let's roll into the three things we need to know.
A Hurricane Laura the strongest hurricane to hit Louisiana in
more than a century. It is awful when they tell

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you the storm coming toward your house is unsurvivable? Wow,
what does that do to you? You know? Oh, my god, unsurvivable.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on? Well, let's start right there.
Hurricane Laura did make landfall overnight near Cameron, Louisiana, and
she hit as a Category four storm, just a few

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miles per hours short of a category five. The winds,
as Elvis said, are terrible, but officials are saying that
Laura's astounding storm surge as much as twenty feet high,
could penetrate as far as forty miles inland. So in
terms of damage, the National Hurricane Center believes that Laura
is literally going to change the map down there. This
is the most powerful storm that has hit the region

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in over one hundred and sixty years, they're saying, essentially, ever,
this is a big one. A teenager is now under
arrest after that deadly shooting during the Kenosha protests Tuesday night.
Officials say the seventeen year old will be charged with
first degree intentional homicide for the shooting that left two
people dead. President Trump says he'll be sending federal law
enforcement officers and National Guard troops to Kenosha. The NBA

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is rescheduling all three of Wednesday's playoff games after the
Milwaukee Bucks boycotted their game against the Orlando Magic in
light of the shooting. Other teams then followed suit. Major
League Soccer did the same. And finally, let's talk about
something much much lighter. Does anybody have a guess as
to what the general consensus is as far as how
long shorts should be on men? Oh? Oh, long enough

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to cover my flab? Okay, well, apparently, according to TikTok
and Twitter, the best length for men's shorts is a
five and a half inch in seam. That seems really
short to me, and a whole lot that's way short.
That's really really short. If you have the legs, if
you have the gams to make it look good, you're good.

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If you don't, then I would move that down to
seven or eight. I would too, But apparently TikTok and
Twitter would like to see a whole lot of man
thigh and those are your three things. I want my
skirt at five and a half inches because that's a
whole different scene. Yes, anyway, here we got into a day. Yeah,
it is a Wendy Thursday, and uh, I think we've

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got a show to do. You guys ready to go? Yeah? Yeah,
all right, come on, let's have a Thursday. Hey. Hi,
this is Katy, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Hey,
it's Froggy a fall on the way. That means more
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(12:17):
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changes using hashtag lows goals. In the Morning Show, so
they're waiting for the sun to come up as Hurricane
Laura rolls through Texas and Louisiana. And when the sun
comes up, the story we'll be told a lot of it,
and we're gonna hear We're gonna hear some sad, sad stories.

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So get ready, get ready to send money if you can,
get ready to send supplies when someone asks. I mean,
we got to help out. This is what we do.
And I'm just watching the coverage right now on the
TV and it's scary. It's just scary. This year. I
can't wait to see what twenty twenty one is gonna
bring us. Anyone curious, Oh my god, please just quiet.

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I would like that. I sat down last night by
myself with the puppies, and uh, you know, it's after
five o'clock. I'm having a little bottle in a bottle,
a case of wine and a glass of wine going
and um, and I decided, you know what, I'm gonna
sit in here and do absolutely nothing, no phone, maybe
a little music in the background, and that's it. I'm

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just gonna kind of maybe pet the dogs and look
out into the into the yard and do nothing. You
know what. Doing nothing is kind of hard. Sometimes it
is a little bit of a challenge sometimes. Yeah, but
once I got the hang of it, it was great. Gandhi,
can you do nothing? I don't think so. I thought
at first when you talked about this, I could do nothing.

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But then when you said, like, literally, no TV, no phone,
just staring too the trees, I feel like the only
time I can really do that is maybe if I
smoke a joint. And then it's not on purpose. I mean,
you're just on the edge of a meditative state, but
you're not meditating yeah, and you're definitely not like, uh, producer, Sam,
can you do absolutely nothing? I can, but only if

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I've had a terrible, terrible time at something like I
will sit on my fire escape if it's been a
horrible day or something happened, then I just need to chill.
So that's the closest I'll get. But I'm thinking really
hard during those times. So that's doing something. Yeah, I
guess you know. I think thinking is allowed. You're allowed
to think. Can you do it? See? I can do

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it if I have a book, or if I'm just
sitting on the beach relaxing like something like that, or
maybe on the back porch with a glass of wine.
But like, I don't think. If I'm just sitting there
staring into space, I'm not so sure I can do it. Yeah. Well,
I worked hard on it last night and it was great.
Once you get into it, it's like meditating. It takes
it takes practice, and it takes some time to get
into it. It was like that I sat there and

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I had to remind myself, we don't do that. That's
something you're doing nothing. How long are you out there?
I was out there for a good hour and a
half nothing that's oppressed. It was awesome, No, it was great.
It was great. So I suggest you literally try to
do nothing for like fifteen minutes and see if it

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drives you crazy, just just doing nothing. Why don't we
try it right now? We do four hours of nothing
every sing old day. Yeah, Nate, what's up? I actually
do nothing a lot because I know, especially here for
our show, I was actually you were talking about it.

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There was a beautiful breeze yesterday. I was sitting on
the couch and I was staring out the window at
trees and it was just this very melodic kind of
wave of the leaves. And that's the key to doing nothing,
is you have to focus on one thing and then
you can do nothing around that. So just like stare
at the leaves, move and then you're you're doing nothing. Yeah,

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all right, well it's important. I challenge everyone to try
to do nothing today. Something that doing nothing is doing something.
As I've always said, Producer, Sam, you ready to roll?
I'm ready? All right? What do you guy going on?
All right? So, as a lot of you guys can
relate to, I'm sure when you're going through something tragic,
sometimes all you need is someone to empathize with you,
and that'll help you validate the process and will really

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help you out in a special way. And that is
how listener Simona Latino was held. She sent me this beautiful,
sad story, but I love it. She said, her and
her family had to put their dog Odie down last
week and it was such a hard decision. It's been
the most awful experience. But she found an unexpected comfort
in a men Abu Hussain, who's the man who's delivered

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her mail for years. Odie and a Men had struck
up a friendship over the past few years. So when
she told him on his route what they were going
to do that day, she said, he was genuinely struck
with grief for her. He was so upset, in fact,
that he went home and posted a tribute online for
this dog. He wrote how Odi was one of his

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special friends. He was always excited to see him, would
bark loudly with anticipation when he was as far as
six houses away. He would always have a treat for him,
and he would stay for some headpets all the time.
It's a really beautiful tribute. It's going to be up
at Elvistran dot com if you want to check it out.
And Simona said, he's just given her as much comfort
as anyone or anything else in this world. So she

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really wanted to thank him. And it's a great reminder
that we can make special bonds with anyone we see
often anybody don't take any relationship or position for granted.
So thank you, Simona, and her heart is with you.
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
send me an email Sam at Elvis Durand dot com,
subject mind feel goods. All right, thank you, dinner tonight?

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What are you doing? Oh? My goal is to make
William like marianera sauce, so maybe some kind of prima era.
How do you make someone like marian I'm not giving
up on his palette yet, Elvis, I'm just not. He
doesn't like tomato unless it's on a pizza. You've got
my house too, My oldest son. F he does, he
will not. He won't even eat it on pizza. It's

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such a staple. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean
to eat I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Nope, I take it back.
I'm losing my I'm losing my faith in people that
don't like tomatoes. I'm really upset about this, Daniel, What
do you have coming up? We're gonna talk about Katie
Perry's new baby and Joe Exotic would like a presidential pardon. Ok, Okay,
they get one. We'll be back after this. Wow, you

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gotta go home in the morning. Well, lady in the
morning show. You know, over half of Americans are saying
that being locked down finally taught them how to be
a little more smart with their money. Turn In fact,
two two out of three people say the quarantine has

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turned them into a frugal person. Is that a compliment? Frugal?
And what's the difference between frugal and cheap? There's three
less different frugal, there's cheap, and there's a cheap bastard. Yeah,
there is a difference. Let's ask Scotty Be. He thinks
he's a cheap bastard, so let's ask it. I don't know,

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but has he just been being frugal all along? What's
the difference between cheap and frugal? Yeah? What do you
want to say? Frog? You know? I noticed so I
looked at our credit card bill yesterday it came and
it was it was lower again. And so I've been
looking back and I've noticed. I actually commended my wife yesterday.
I said, I want to thank you for spending less

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during the pandemic. She's not out shopping, she's not buying
as much online as we were in the beginning. We
were buying a lot of stuff on Amazon, but even
that slowed down. We're not spending anywhere near the amount
of money that we were before. And so yesterday I
thanked her for that. I wanted to give her credit
where credit was due. I just gave her that. That
just gave her all Right, I'm going spending. Yeah, he's
got some catching up to do. Well anyway. For example,

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let's talk about cheap versus frugal. Let's say that you
have outdated and worn out electronics, like an old TV.
Do you replace it as soon as the newer model
comes out? Are you just keep it going until it
doesn't work. I didn't keep it going until it doesn't
work anymore. Is that frugal or cheap? Hm? I would

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say frugal? Yeah? Yeah? Like what about an iPhone? Like
I have an iPhone eight and I keep it because
it's still don't laugh, don't snicker over there, yes, a
snicker head. I keep it because it still works fine,
there's no problems with it. So why do I need
Why do I need to upgrade to it? There really
isn't Why do I need to upgrade to the next

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one when I still can use this one perfectly? You're
being frugal, Daniel. You call me once a week something's
wrong with my phone work? No, I don't because it's
an iPhone four. Okay, let me go down the list.
How about people who reuse tea bags. Oh, yeah, that's cheap.
That's cheap, cheaper frontal if there's plenty of tea left

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in the tea bag. Nah, I don't know. Come on, nah.
How about eating food a few days past its expiration date?
That's being smart? Yeah, it's good. The food is good.
You're good. But what about the frozen meals that that
Brody dropped off at Scaries that were like three years

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past the expiration date? That's too far, right, Yeah? Three years?
I don't know. See, I don't think that's frugal or cheap.
I think that's just saying, hey, it's been frozen. What
could go wrong? Okay? So what about okay, so you
have your your your your pump bottle of soap next
to the sink. How many times have you opened it
up when it's at the very bottom and put a
little water in and shake it up and you use

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it little loan time all the time. Is that frugal
or cheap? Lazy? Smart? Smart? We have a new category smart? Okay? Uh?
Do you track your electricity? Use? No? No? Yeah, right,

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I do. I walk around the house and turn off
the lights when everybody leaves them on and they leave
the room and us. I've been doing that more now
I've been I've been turning off lights a lot. If
I leave her room, I turned the lights off. I
never used to do that. This house looked like a
Christmas tree, and now it doesn't. You you could actually
be standing outside my house and know where I am
at all times because it lights up like a like

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a game show board. What do you think frog? You
know those little kitchen timers, the little white kitchen timers
that you turn to the dial and they go ding
when they're done. I put one in my son's bathroom
because he's in the shower too long, So when he
gets in the shower, I start it when the bell
goes off. You're done. I don't care if you're clean.
I don't care what you're doing. Stop taking twenty minutes
in the shower. You get seven minutes the shower and
that's it. That is cheap. Yeah. No, I'm tired of

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what's long? Why? What are you tired of? What's wrong
with him taking a long shower? Because our water bill
went up through the roof and I'm like, what are
you doing in there? I know what you're doing in there.
Opic water doesn't need to be on when you're doing that.
Oh my god, I don't want to hear this. Okay, shopping, okay,

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shopping at second hand clothing stores cheap frugal or your
fashion sense that you could be What if you're at
the grocery store and you buy off brand products? Is
that being cheap frugal? You think frugal, that's frugal. I
think yeah, okay, you could save a look for instance,

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the Serial Killers, Scottie. Is there a major difference between
let's say, post raisin brand and store like generic raisin brand?
Is it really that big of a deal of a difference.
Generally yes, However, if you wait until the name brand
goes on sale, you can get it for just as
little as the off brand. So there's plenty of times

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where you can get Kelloggs raisin brand for a dollar
fifty a box if you wait till the goal was
on sale and use a coupon. Okay, So why are
you here so you consider yourself the king of the
cheap people on our show. I'm not cheap. I'm frugal,
the coupon king. Yeah, so okay, in your mind, what's
the difference between cheap and frugal? But because with you,
I just can't tell a big difference. Well, I mean
I'm not cheaping. Go ahead, You're so frugal. You're so

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frugal it's it almost borders on cheap. Well, I mean,
when I need something, I'm gonna wait until it goes
on sale because I know it's going to I'm going
to find a coupon code for something, because why would
I pay full price for something when I know I
can get it for less. I just it's more of
a game to me. I just stick it to the man.
I mean, why give them all my money when I
know there's a way for me to save and I
should keep that money. Okay, what about you love to

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empty soda cans. Oh Jesus, and so you can take
him back and you take your soda cans in for refunds. Well,
I mean, Nate made fun of me yesterday because I
have a garageful. I have probably about twenty cases of
expired soda that I got from the promotions garage because
they were going to get rid of it because it expired.
I took him. I'm going to empty them all out.
Get a nickel a can. It's like fifteen bucks. Okay, yeah,
that's recycling for your environment. What's right? It is no,

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no, no no, you're you're that's a that's a big win
because it's good for the environment, as Gandhi is saying,
and you're getting money back. But what happens is usually
I usually like break my nail because there's so many
cans and I can and it messes up my fingers.
Get night. So you know, these are things that we
you know, we learned from our great grandparents, who are
our grandparents who are around during the UH the depression, depression, depression. Right,

(25:28):
they lived this way because and they were they continue
to live that way until the day they die. Yeah,
your grandmother is for instance, Danielle. Yeah, he was like this, right. So,
my grandma used to sew her pantyhose like we Every
time she take her pantios off and there was a run,
there'd be she'd sew them. And I'd say, Grandma, you
could just sew those out and get a new pair,
and she say nope. And there would be like four

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or five different places that she'd sew them, and she
just re use them all the time. But I guess
was that frugal. I guess that was frugal right back then.
I guess. I mean, how about your pantios? I have
no idea. No, I haven't brought him in a while, though,
a couple of books. I'm gonna go buy some new
pantyhost today. Anyway. John Is on line twenty four has

(26:11):
a suggestion for your son Kayden in the shower. I
don't know if I want to hear this. Yes, go ahead, John,
what's your suggestion for Kayden and his long showers? Yeah? Frog,
have him turn off the shower when he lathers up.
How about that? Well, I don't mind him running the wall.
Like I said, I'll give him seven minutes. But I
mean there was one time I timed it like, and

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I don't even know how long he had been in there.
He was in there another twenty minutes after I started
realizing he hadn't been in there too long. And I'm like, dude,
there's no, no, no, but there's not that much of
you to clean for twenty some minutes. No, you know
what he's doing. I know what he's doing. You got
seven minutes. Get it all done. I don't care if
you do it, but get it done in seven minutes
and be done. Oh my god. All right, John, I'm

(26:54):
so sorry it turned into that. But yeah, but you
know what if John, are you a camper? Do you
go camping on? I mean, where did you? I mean
because I know that if we're out in the woods
or whatever and we have, like have a lot of water,
you just use all the water. You lather up and
use the water to rent off. There's no water that's
continuously falling. Look at me the water, I agree, But
you aheaded in me? Yeah, all right, thank you. And

(27:16):
you do that during camping, but not when you're at
your house. You got your house. You give yourself a
good shower, all right, there you go. But Caden's in
there for thirty minutes. God knows why it's taking thirty minutes.
Thank you, John, thank you for listening. Uh what about
ketchup user? If you're a Ketchup user? Oh my god,
how much ketchup are you wasting? Every year? Ryan on
twenty three, Hello Ryan, morning, good pardon me, good morning.

(27:42):
How are you guys doing? Oh? Good morning? Yes, there
you are so Ryan. Uh what is your suggestion for
Ketchup lovers? Well, every time I go through the drive
through and I get Ketchup, they always give me a
lot of extra so I use that to refill my bottle.
Now you reset your bottle. Good. You guys have a
Ketchup packet drawer in your kitchen? I do, Oh yeah,

(28:03):
for sure. I mean all the hot sauces. You know,
I love sauce. I just have a bag of sauce
and I love it, go to it all the time.
But I like but like Ryan, you go that extra step.
You put it in the bottle, so it's like, whoa, oh, yeah,
it's bottle fresh. I like that. That's good. Brody says,
that's cheap, cheap. Interesting. All right, very good, Ryan, Thank you,

(28:27):
very nice. Scotty's also upset since we're not at the studios,
we're not printing as much. So he's taking the used
toner cartridges in and getting money back for those two
that's right, you get two months at Staples? Sure, why not?
But nobody's here, so nobody's using them. So normally I
would get like, I don't know, ten cartridges a month
at least from this whole office, and that would pay
for my kids school supplies. What the hell? Wait a minute,

(28:49):
but don't those belong to the radio station. Yeah, but
they just send them back for recycling. If I take
them back, they give you money. Oh yeah, that's hey.
Did you speaking of Staples, did you see the video
on Staples of the person running into Staples and they go, look,
they have staples at Staples, And then the next shot
is then running into Dick's. Yes, I love that, Like

(29:11):
what are they up to? Yeah? It's scary. You know
my uh my aunt Millie used to reuse tinfoil, and
she used to reuse it so badly. She used to
wash it and then hang it out in the clothesline
and try and iron it out and then keep using
it over and over again. Ironing foil well like kind
of like flattening it out with her hands. Oh I
thought she actually pulled a Hamilton beach iron out. She

(29:34):
may as well, Yeah, we'll see. But you know that's
the depression that made him do that, this kind of thing.
You're pissed. Oh sorry, well no, my mom and dad
they didn't live through the depression, but they act like
they did. And you know how sometimes when you get
take out, it's like the nice plastic container of the
takeout with Oh, they have like a whole cabinet filled

(29:56):
with them. I'm like, I don't love ever reuse them.
But they won't just throw them away because they're like,
that's so wasteful. Don't waste that. So they're good to
use because you know, if you have those sitting around,
then you don't throw away food. You can you can
store food. I mean, so you're you're you you're saving
your plastic stuff. See, I can be a little frugal,
you know, I can do it. I buy, I buy,
I won't reuse. When there was a time when you

(30:17):
use the throw away the re member they read the
containers that we would bring in, Yes, you would eat
and you'd throw it. And Scottie almost had a heart
attack that you were throwing away those containers. There's a
reason why I would throw away the containers at the
radio station, because I didn't want to love them back home.
But if I'm at home, I don't throw them away.
Oh no, I use them. I washed them in the dishwasher.

(30:37):
I put leftover food because I don't want the food
to go bad. It's great, it's awesome. For some reason
in my twisted head, I can't use the ones that
come from the restaurants. I'll reuse the ones, the ziplock
ones from the store, But if they come from the
Chinese food place with the soup and it, I'm never
using that one again. Why. I don't know, Because I'm
a mess. I have no idea. You're a mess. Look
at you. You're you're you're you're emptying out three million

(31:00):
cans of soda and taking the back to the store
for refunds. But you can't use your your yeah, your container.
I can't explain my head. Twenty four is Deanna. Deanna
says it gets to the point where it drives her.
It drives her nuts. Your boyfriend's cheapness is driving you nuts. Yes,
he reuses his dental flash. That's gross. He flosses, he

(31:26):
rinses it off and leaves it all over the counter. Wait,
hold on now why why? Okay, So I use those
dental flash things. It's it's like the curved thing. It
has the floss in between the two sticks. Yeah, I
leave that. I leave that right there next to the stink.
It's always there for me. Is that bad? Yeah? I

(31:47):
don't reuse it. But he gets the pool you know,
the pool flash, and gets a lot and the just
uses it, rinses it, leaves it all the time. It's
so disgusting. No, all right, it's not to the point
where you're ready to leave him, is it. No? But
he's a discussing pick, you know. We it's it's so
funny that in this text says it really well, we

(32:08):
are an extremely wasteful society. We need to rethink, recondition
our mentality, and repurpose everything not cheap or frugal. It's smart.
I like that. Yeah, that's so true. That is true.
And Brody used to say, yo, Elvis, listen to you.
You used to get a new car when it ran
out of gas. And I'm like, no, it's not true.
I don't go out and get a new car. Every
time I ran out of gas. It happened once one time.

(32:32):
All right, Well, thank you for your call, and Janna
have a great day to day you and your chief
love you days. Love you too. Hey, Danielle, you've been
sitting there all day not doing anything. We've got to
get to Danielle. Report on. Okay, s sorry, what are
you going on? All right? So, Jeff Bezos was already
the richest man in the world, but yesterday Amazon stock
jumped about two percent, making in the first person ever

(32:52):
to be worth two hundred billion dollars if you adjusted
one hundred billion yep, if you and jingle, if you
adjusted for inflation, it's the largest fortune ever. Amasss. So
do you think he throws away his um plastics and stuff?
Betty does No. I bet he saves everything you think. So,

(33:13):
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have a baby girl. Congratulations.
The baby's name is Daisy Dove Bloom. Now, uh, Nate
had a question this morning. You know she has the
single called Daisy. She has an album coming out tomorrow
called Smile. He wants to know was the album planned
first or the baby? Did she? You know? I think
it was the house came first, which came from the bay.

(33:36):
We'll ask her next. We'll ask her next time we
talk to her. Doing okay, okay. Steven Spielberg's dad passed
away at one hundred and three years old. They're saying
that he passed away of natural causes. So our best
is going out to Steven Spielberg in the family today. Um,
we can't do anything anymore. You know that you post
anything on social media a lot of times it upsets people.
So Chrissie Teagan shared a clip of her perfect sunny

(33:59):
side eggs, and the Twitter twitter verse got upset with
her four using olive oil in the pan instead of butter.
Oh my god, oh get over it. Care So a
chef actually had to come forward and defend her and say, no,
that's okay. I always use olive oil for my eggs.
Is that bad? I know? I don't understand why you

(34:21):
can't use either. What's the I mean, you can, right,
you can do whatever you want, and you're a bit
of a chef herself. I would trust her. Yeah, exactly,
all right, Frog, this is for you. Whiz Khalifa is
bringing us a delivery only restaurant and it's called Are
you ready for this hot box by Whiz Oh? Yeah,

(34:43):
who doesn't want a hot box anyway? He says it
will have a top shelf Munchie menu. Right now, it's
just in La in San Diego, but it will expand,
it will come out October first. He's got some signature
dishes on there as well. And Tiger King his husband
Joe's on its husban and says that their legal team
is seeking a presidential pardon. So will it happen? I

(35:06):
don't know, but the husband is saying that there's a
lot of things that are going to come out very
soon that could help him with his case. So yeah,
well yeah, And the Mass Singer has a date September
twenty three. Let me just tell you some of the
costumes that you're gonna get to see on the Mass Singer.
The broccoli, the popcorn, the jellyfish, the dragon, the mushroom. Oh,

(35:30):
on the Mass Singer. It's gonna be so exciting. I
can't wait. Big Brother, Love Island, Doctor Pimple Popper. I
started Doctor Foster on Netflix and I am loving it.
And also, has anybody seen broad Church on Netflix? Because
that's why I put that on my list yesterday our
young boy is murdered in the small town of broad
Church and the locals have to do the investigation. But

(35:53):
the trailer looks so good, so we put it on,
like you know, you're my list, So if anybody has
seen that us know, because we're always up to know
if you've enjoyed it. And that's my Danielle report. Hey,
so I couldn't do the fifteen minute Morning show podcast yesterday,
but I enjoyed watching you guys do it. Oh my gosh.
I mean, as all hell breaks loose, you know, when
they're all in the zoom room and then Froggy's son

(36:15):
Kaden walks in behind him with no shirt on. Then
all the guys start taking their shirts off. Yeah, thank
god I wasn't here for that because I would not
have participated. But I'm telling you this fifteen minute morning
show podcast, it's taken off a lot of people are
into it. It's your reverend, it's to the point, it's
in your face. It's all the stuff we wish we
could do on the radio, but we can't because A

(36:37):
we can't say those words, and B you can't see
us this. I'm really enjoying it, so make sure you
check out every day's fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. I
gotta take a break. We'll be back after this. Hey,
I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank
you so much. In the Morning Show. Audible audiobooks are

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Morning Show, as Hurricane Laura is rolling up the Gulf
Coast into Louisiana and Texas with one hundred fifty mile

(37:20):
per hour winds. That is a bad, bad, sad, sad
state of affairs going on there. Froggy, do you know
what's going on? I know you're following this. You love
keeping an eye on this kind of stuff. I guess YEA.
Let me ask you a question before you answer that.
If you're from South Florida or Florida or anywhere where
hurricanes hit our country all the time, do you become
a student of these things because you always seem to
be so knowledgeable when it comes to hurricanes and tropical storms. Well,

(37:43):
I mean, I had to for being on the air
and trying to, you know, keep South Florida informed for
the seventeen years that I lived there. But yeah, you
do the more that you pay attention. You you know,
for a while, it seemed like every year we were
getting one, two, and three of them. So you start
to pay attention and you'll learn the habits and you
know what to do. And you know, I've stayed in
contact with a lot of people who work at the

(38:05):
National Hurricane Center in South Florida, so I do tend
to get it a little bit more information than the
average person. You actually know someone who is probably in
the eye of the storm right now down there, who
has made it a career out of chasing storms, right,
And it's not just for fun and for the thrill.
There's actually data coming back from this person that could
be helpful for people in the future. Right. Yeah. His

(38:27):
name is Josh Morgerman. And what he does as he
goes and puts in cameras and puts in equipment to
track what the lowest pressure is and what the wind
is and they go back and the Discovery Channel has
purchased a lot of his footage, and that's how they
find out what's going on, and try to make you
know building codes better and try to make it safer
and where should people evacuate, And so he's getting a

(38:47):
lot of information that they're not able to get once
the storm hits. Wow. So what is happening with Laura
right now? As of this morning, the sustained winds have
dropped to one oh five. It has moved onto land
and is rapidly losing strength, Thank goodness. The best thing
about the storm is it's moving fast at fifteen miles

(39:08):
per hour, so it won't just sit there and dump
a lot of rain for days and cause a lot
of flooding. The storm surge has been the biggest concern.
The scariest thing I saw yesterday was and like you
had said earlier, they said it was an unsurvivable storm surge.
And they told people who stayed behind to make sure
you had tools with you to knock a hole in
your roof to be able to get out of your house,

(39:30):
because that was going to be the only way out.
If someone says to you these two things. Number one,
have tools so you can go ahead and saw a
hole in your roof to get out of your house.
Because of the waters below that and take a sharpie
and write your name and social Security number on your
body so we can identify you after this unsurvivable storm

(39:54):
rolls through your street. So if someone says things like
that to you, I understand, God, you know what, this
is my home. I can't leave my home. I get that,
but it's it's also your life. I never ever want
to be in that position. Anyway. We'll keep an eye
on Hurricane Laura. Um, let's see I had something for you.
I don't know. It's kind of hard to have fun

(40:16):
and talk about fun, fun and for volity if you're
talking talking about something like that, I don't know. It's
it seems like and we were talking about this during
the song See a lot of people ask what do
you guys do when the song is playing? Well, I'll
tell you. We talk, We hang out with each other.
It's not always fun. In games, I was asking everyone,
as I do at the beginning of every show, like

(40:37):
what's going on in your life? What did you do
last night? What did you see, what did you eat?
What are you thinking about? In Gandhi's response was very universal.
In my opinion, it's like you're in the state of
what is going on with this world, right you do
you want to repeat what you said earlier because I
think it's it represents what we're all thinking and feeling. Yeah,
I just feel like it's really hard to focus on

(41:00):
a lot of the things that I was focused on before,
and you know, myself and art and all of these
fun things, when there's so much heavy stuff happening in
the world right now. And you know, with this shooting
now of Jacob Blake and what's happening in Kenosha and
a seventeen year old kid with a gun now mowing
people down at a protest. I just there's a lot
that's on my mind going on with that and still

(41:23):
persisting issues from before that we've all been talking about.
And you add to that all of these natural disasters
that are now happening in twenty twenty and a coronavirus pandemic,
and there's just so much heavy stuff that takes up
my mental space now that I feel like I'm just
operating a little bit differently and thinking a little differently,
And it's hard to just come in and laugh all
the time when these serious things are going on too.

(41:45):
It is. It is a lot of people expect this
to a lot of people say, well, you know, the
reason we turn to your show is to get away
from all that. I was like, well, right, you know
a lot of the stuff you don't want to get
away from. It's very important. It's very important things that
you need to be participating in in one way or another,
at least considering, you know, how you should be feeling
about it, and maybe rethinking things, you know, at the

(42:05):
very least. But but yeah, so we're in a weird
position here. It's like, we don't turn you on for
serious stuff like we're doing now. We turn you on
to have fun. Well, okay, please understand. I get that,
and we want to give you fun, and we do.
We have a lot of fun here, even through the
worst and darkest of days. I get that. At the
same time, you know, to be honest with you, be
the people who have to come in here and have
fun every day. We're sitting here going oh god. You know.

(42:28):
It's it's like we're not quite the same as actors
on a stage. Where you go out to do a play,
it doesn't matter if there's a fire rolling down, you know,
the street in front of the theater. You've got to
go in there and you've got to do your thing.
You've got to say the lines that you you rehearsed,
You've got to put on the costumes that you were given.
There's the lightning has to be a certain way the

(42:48):
orchestra has to play, and you have to have fun
and laugh while the world is burning down around you.
And that's what people expect us to do. But we're
sort of in the middle where we're not that. We're
not a bunch of state performers. We're also real, thinking,
feeling people who have to come in here and try
to figure out what do we do. How serious do
we need to be today or how fun do we

(43:09):
need to be today? It's rough. I just want you
to know I don't want anyone I'm not looking for
pity or that's the last thing we're looking for. That's
not what I'm telling you. But so le's understand something.
I think what I'm getting to is this, if you
don't hear enough serious on our show, there's also another
person out there who doesn't hear enough fun on our show.
And what we do for a living is we listen
to what's told to do by you, and then we

(43:32):
try to do it. There's no way, there's no way
to check off all those boxes, no way, there's just
no way to do it. It Also, it feels like
some days we come in here and we're doomed. There's
no way we can do enough right or left, and
you stay in the middle and you get yelled at
for not being enough right or enough left. It's it's
it's I don't know. It bangs your head a little bit. Yeah, Nate,

(43:55):
you're the senior executive producer, make a decision. You know
you're right. It's because tell us what to do some
of the you know, a couple of the few times
that I filled in for you. You You really have to
steer that ship and to keep that tone for the
majority of the audience. But sometimes you're trying to be
serious because there's serious things going on in the world,
but in an individual person's life, they have something going

(44:15):
on that they need to be distracted from. And so
it's really hard to strike that balance because we have
so many people calling in and texting like, hey, thank
you so much for distracting me from everything going on
in my life and I really needed a laugh today,
thank you so much. And it's so hard to find
that balance sometimes, and I agree with Gandhi, it's it's
just becoming harder and harder sometimes. But that happened a
lat yesterday. I feel like with that Zoom fifteen minute

(44:38):
morning show, we got so many people that said, oh
my gosh, this was what I needed today, Like today
was horrible, or there's so much going on and I
have this going on and that going on and I
and this just gave me the smile I needed for
the day. So good. I love hearing that. But then,
you know, then you start reading people say, look, you know,
I love your show, but there's some serious stuff going

(45:00):
run in this world. I can't believe that. You know,
you're ripping your shirts off and telling far jokes. I
don't know, what do you do? You know? And I
try to try to make people understand, Look, this isn't
you don't turn on the prices right and expect Drew
Carey to stop it all down and talk about how
we need to help hurricane victims. You just don't. You
don't get that from that show. But we are not

(45:22):
that type of show. We can't just sit here and
play plinko and just expect the world to say they've
done their job today they played Plinko. We've got to
we've got to figure out where to be on the
left and the right and try to in the middle
and just try to be people liking, caring, fun people.
So in order to do so, we have to show
vulnerability at the same time, we have to show fun.
And so if ever you hear something on the show

(45:43):
that you don't think should be on it, okay, that
was our decision. We had to make it, you know,
and we have to live with it. You know, that's
just the way it is. It's the people who get
mad at us. Oh dare you? You know? No, you know,
I'd rather you go away. And as I said before,
I'll as I see people ropping us, I can look
on we can look on our Instagram and see the

(46:03):
days where people drop us versus the people the days
people start signing on with us. And every time you
see a spike and drops on our Instagram numbers, it's
days that we've had to cover something serious. They don't
like how we're doing it, so we say goodbye. And
as I've said before, I'm not going to be happy
until we only have one person following us. I know

(46:26):
it's like it's like getting a haircut. With every person
who drops you because they hate you and they despise
the way you're doing your show, there's one less person
I have to worry about. Okay, fine, bye, don't listen
the door hit you on the ass on the way up. Hey,
it's okay, it's all right. So please understand, you know,
if we're gonna be an honest, transparent show to you know,
it's best that we can just understand what we're going through.

(46:48):
For those of you who understand that, who can forgive
us if we're not, if we're not representing everything that's
on your mind at that moment at all times, because
you are realistic. We thank you, We thank you a lot.
Now that we've done this, we'll take a break, we'll
do the news, and we'll come back and play a
phone tap. All right, We'll call someone to tell them

(47:09):
that we had to cancel their wedding because Neil Patrick
Harris needed the haul. You know what I'm saying. You'll
hear that next. So well, we we're gonna weave in
and out of traffic as best as we can. All Right,
we got to get into the three things you need
to know from Gandhi. Yes, serious stuff going on. That's
why we have three things. We dump it all on Gandhi. Okay,

(47:30):
all right, well we talked about a trouble to these things. Yeah.
The seventeen year old is under arrest after that deadly
shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin, says that he did it because
he was protecting businesses. That's why he was there. According
to him, he will be charged with first degree intentional
homicide for the shooting that left two dead. Meanwhile, President
Trump says he's sending in federal law enforcement officers and

(47:50):
National Guard troops. The NBA rescheduled all three of Wednesday's
playoff games after the Milwaukee Bucks boycotted their game in
light of the shooting of Jacob Blake. Other teams then
followed suit. Major League Soccer did the same. Hurricane Laura
is sweeping across western Louisiana with sustained winds of one
hundred and twenty miles per hour. There will be extreme

(48:11):
wind damage, flash flooding, and, as they're saying, catastrophic, unsurvivable
storm surges. That storm is now about fifty miles north
of Lake Charles and moving inland. A hurricane warning remains
in effect for the Gulf coast of western Louisiana. A
storm surge warning is an effect from East Texas to
the Mississippi River. Laura is expected to weaken as she

(48:31):
moves further inland and is expected to become a tropical
storm later today. And finally, the FDA is approving a
coronavirus test that gives results in fifteen minutes. It's called
the bynas Now and it's about the size of a
credit card. It'll contain a swab to check a person's nose.
Then a health professional just adds a few drops of
a chemical into a hole and searchs that swab and

(48:51):
rotates it. And this test is supposed to be ninety
seven percent accurate. So we'll see how that goes. And
those are your three things. Fifty minute. It's not fast enough.
I want you to I want you to like stick
a pro but my button. Go, you've got it. You've
got the fit man seconds and then pull it out
and I'll just go relax a couple of weeks, all right.

(49:13):
The ten dollars, Yes, that's how frugal or cheap? Which
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(49:35):
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(49:57):
in the Morning Show, Have you got any money to Yeah,
we got some money. Ten dollars, Yeah, ten dollars. That's
nine more dollars than one dollar. So all right, very good.

(50:20):
I don't know, you know, Straightenit, Senior Executive producer, Straightennit
is this good or bad? Does it make us sound
cheap and frugal? I'll be honest, we don't care if
it only give away ten dollars. The people that win
are very excited about ten dollars. You forget that ten
dollars can actually get you like lunch or something. I
mean it's seriously no, I do know that, but like
a thousand dollars like we usually do, buys you a

(50:41):
whole lot of lunches, So I don't know. It's the
same thing where, you know, if you look at the
Powerball lottery and the total giveaway is like like two
million dollars or what, I don't know, whatever, do you like?
Oh nah, I'm not gonna try to get that, not
until it's fifty million. Then I'm in. You know, I'm
always hear people say that, Oh, it's not worth playing

(51:02):
at two million. Oh really, so you don't need two
million dollars? Okay, okay, gotcha. Anyway, let's get going. It's
the ten dollars free money phone tap. If you win,
if you're calling one hundred at one eight hundred two
four two zero one hundred, you will receive ten dollars
and uh. For shipping reasons, we feel like just sending
a ten dollar bill in an envelope is too flimsy,

(51:23):
So we're gonna put it in the Elvis Durand Morning
Show Book. It's the Elvis Durand Book. I'm talking as
if I'm not him, the I'm talking about me. In
the third person. It's that New York Times best seller
called Where Do I Begin? By Radio Legend Elvis Durand
it'll have a ten dollar bill in it. So there

(51:45):
you go. So it's this, really, is this how we're
getting rid of my books? Really? People are still buying them.
You know, I don't want people. I don't want people
to think that we're just giving them away because we
have to like get weight out of the basket so
the balloon will float into the air. You know what
I'm saying. We're not We're we're not throwing weight overboard.
I mean these things where this is a valid prize.
It's it's a good book. So beat caller one hundred

(52:08):
now to win your ten dollar bill and your Elvis Duran?
Where Do I Begin? Book one eight hundred two four
two zero one hundred. Who does the phone tap? Today's Gary.
Today's tap belongs to Garrett Garrett. Here we go, Lvis,
Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. Let's do it, Garrett.
He Mena is playing a phone tap on her husband Robert.
They are installing a pool in their backyard right now,

(52:30):
so he Mena wants to play a phone tap on
Robert saying that something went horribly wrong, and I play
the part of the pool installer, the pool installer. Yes,
here we go, today's phone tap. Listen in let's see
what happens. Robert, Honey, are you there? Honey? I don't
know what happened. The guys with a cement truck. I
don't know. Oh my god, I don't know what happened.

(52:53):
Flipped over and it's all over a yard. It is
ruining everything. It is on your car. It is looks down.
He may not cause any breath. I can't wait. I
can't understand. You have to slow down, take a deep breath.
I can't hear what you say. You're talking too fast
to free lapp Okay, now what exactly happened? Top normal? Coay?

(53:13):
I come up front. The truck flipped over. There's one
men all over our yard. It is all over your car.
And the guy go, you mean all over my car?
Because if I don't know, I don't know what the
mens on my car? Honey, I don't know what happened. Okay,
all I know there's all over and so I go
up to the guard to ask him, way on what happened?

(53:35):
It was so rude to me, so screaming at me
and tells me to shut up and and to go
back and tell you me talk without me, tell you
what happened. Let me talk. Let okay, okay, the people, okay?
For you? What do you need to do? Is right?
What are you? You saw him cleared up? And what
do you do? What do he say? What is this?
He told me it's none of my business to shut
up and going back in the yard. They would hand
away on the phone right now, might be solo matto

(54:00):
him on the floor, right, okay, okay, all right, excuse me.
Hell yeah, my husband wants to talk to you. Yeah,
I told you not to call him. Hello, you guys
drop the cement truck all over the house. Well yeah,
you know, you teller. Shut up the side of our business.
What's the matter with you? Do you work with cement?
Because you don't. You have a short amount of time

(54:21):
to clean it up. Don't work. I got a real shop, buddy.
You didn't clean it up. It's all over the young
It's all up your part. He stupid. This is our problem. Hey,
shut up, I'm gonna go over there beat draft right now.
You're stupid, understand, Sure this is our problem. I'm trying
to clean right out to you and the cement all
over my place? What is going on with my house

(54:42):
right now? Well? Well, all right, so here's the deal.
All right, we're pulling in and obviously we misjudged the
width of the backyard to the truck. Do you even
know how to drive the cementuck? Stupid? I couldn't get
around the tree, so as I tried to turn the
truck to get around the tree. Oh, we had a
little spill all right, and that's all over my house.

(55:04):
My god, everyone in the front lawns. Get how much
money I expected laws ago? That you're telling me that
seth just a little stomach, little spillage, well, a little
spillage meaning you know, you're a little listen trying to explain.
I'm trying to explain your front yard. Talk to my wife, like,
all right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Why Yeah,

(55:27):
we'll worry about that once it gets cleaned up. You
guys made a mistake. You guys are cleaning up for
the whole thing. Listen, all right, Jose, clean it up
and you're paying for it, all right, that's why would
you why? Why would you want to pull in the
backyard if I can't get a cement truck back there.
All right, that is your own fault, that's not mine.
All right. I didn't build the house. You. You were
the one that bought the house. For real? Are you

(55:48):
for real? Right now? You're stupid? You can now you
can now listen. All right, let's look at this. Listen
to me. Let's look at the positive of this. You
can have a on the front yard. You know what
the positive is? Right? Thank you? Still hod, you're super
that's not a posit it right now? So you're still
breathing because when I defit, I'm gonna facet of you.
My jo can understand how found on you and you

(56:12):
that's that with you, and you're gonna have to clean
that up. Okay. I will replace one thing that I
admit to ruining in your front yard. I will replace
the Jesus statue. Put my wife on the before right
now and wait, put me in front the house. You
understand it. Put my wife. Do you have a cushion
for me? Because it's from the front of you. Honey,

(56:34):
are you there? I'm here, Come down out of my
house right now, you matilion blading a further house and
I'm coming. Then twenty minutes. That's still the guy doesn't
leave the front porch. I'm calling. I'm not. I'm gonna
get him a chair right now. You can sit there. Okay,
don't get him a chair, get it? What do you open?
This guy come the house? He's the baby. Can you

(56:55):
so you have a baby and you gotta get him
a chair? Thanks? That sit on the front darn. Okay, okay, listen,
calm down. I'm gonna be there two minutes that I'm
gonna bury him. In the background. Hey, hey, Robert, Hey,

(57:19):
whatten my phone? My phone? Um well, I think now
might be a great time to let you know that
my name is Gareth and elvistor in the morning show
and you got phone tapped me? No Joe, Yeah we

(57:39):
got that money. I'm about cur curs and mom stop
sure curse all you want? No problem? Hey, there you
go your free money phone tap worth ten dollars ramone
online seven. Ramona has no idea how we're about to

(57:59):
change Tuesday. We're gonna change your day ramone. Here it
comes at ten dollar bill boom, Hey man, I'll take you. Yeah,
I know you know what it's a ten dollar bill.
What would you do? Would you say if someone sent
you ten dollar bill, would you just throw it away? No?
Would you turn it into like a coaster for your beer? No,
it's ten dollars, it's goods or ten dollars, it's like

(58:21):
two cups of coffee. I know, hey, Ramone, what are
you doing today? Ramone? What's your day all about? I'm
actually working today. I work at a sight center. I
do like shipping and receiving and all that stuff. Just
you know my pay. Listening to you guys, well excellent.
I love that you're listening to us every day, Ramone.
Ten dollars as your reward is on the way. And

(58:41):
of course the book, the New York Times best selling
book called Where Do I Begin? By author Elvis Duran
it's on the way. I can't wait to read it. Man,
you'll read it. You'll laugh, you'll cry. Okay, hold on
one second, Ramone, have a good day, and it's a
pleasure to meet you. I'm glad you're listening to us.
Thank you so much. Hold on, hold on one, all right, Nate,
go go flirt with the ramone. Ate. Anyway, let's roll

(59:09):
into the Danielle report, Danielle, you have so much going on,
you're just about to explode what's going on today? All right? So,
Anthony Anderson said that the Blackish will not shy away
from real life, and that includes the Black Lives Matter movement.
He says it's the same type of things that they've
done for the past six seasons, and he says that
he brings a lot of himself to his character Dre,
and he believed that Dre would be front and center

(59:30):
in the movement, just like he has been. ABC was
planning to do a primetime special dedicated to Regis, but
now it's not happening, and some people are wondering if
Kelly Rippa had something to do with the planning being cancel,
why would she do exactly That's what I was saying.
I was like, that's just so stupid. I mean, come on,

(59:51):
I mean, you're reporting it. Why are you reporting it? Well,
she wasn't invited to his private funeral. That's you know,
that's the world everyone's saying. But we do you know
that there was a little tension there between them. But
I mean, to me, I love Kelly. I couldn't think
that she would do something like that. So I don't know.
I'm just telling you. I can hear it. I can

(01:00:11):
hear Kelly calling ABC Hello, was just the chairman of
the bat of ABC. Kelly Ripper, let me tell you something.
You're not going to be doing a tribute to Regi's film,
but not on my watch, Good Day. I mean, you
really hear that conversation going out? I don't. I don't either.
And speaking of Kelly, Live with Kelly and Ryan will
be in Studio four season thirty three next month. They

(01:00:31):
are kicking it off September seventh. Of course, they're going
to do a lot of things outdoors, a cooking segment.
They are having guests as of right now, at least
it seems it's so a lot of people getting back
in the studio and back to normal, or at least
as normal as it could be. You know, Katy Perry
and Orlando Bloom have a baby girl, Daisy Dull Bloom. Congratulations. Now,

(01:00:51):
not only did she post to her social to welcome
the baby, but she also used it to promote uniseph
And she talked about how, you know, even though she
was able to have a regular birth with everything included,
she knows around the world, that there's a shortage of healthcare,
and there's so many other things like vaccines and things
that mothers to be can't get for their kids, and
a shortage of water and a shortage of this. And

(01:01:13):
it's just an amazing post. So if you get a chance,
go ahead and check it out. And you know, Katie's
album Smile comes out tomorrow, and Nate still wants to
know what came first time Baby, the baby you are
the album. Let me ask you this, Danielle, you've been
pregnant twice, you've had two kids. Would you actually go, Okay,
I've got an album coming out, Let's let's get pregnant

(01:01:35):
and as soon as we know the dude date will
plan the album released right around that same time. Is
that really something people would do. I don't know. I
could see being pregnant and then going, oh my gosh,
let's plan the album around the pregnancy. I mean, I
could see that, but I don't know if I could,
I would try to get pregnant around the album. I
don't know. I don't know, but you never know. You
never know. Ed Sheeran is giving Louis Capaldi some advice

(01:01:57):
on fame, so Lewis said to him, so has it
gotten weird for you yet? And Edwards said, Ed said, yeah,
it's a bit weird. So then ed cheering said to him,
just remember that fame doesn't change you, it changes everyone
around you. Keep that in mind. So I thought that
was interesting. I love it. Cheering still if I agree

(01:02:18):
with that? Do you don't think so? No? I think
I think fame changes everyone around you, and it changes
it changes you too, I think, yeah, I really do.
How many people have we seen the fame has gone
to their head? You know it? Hep? But so could
it have gone to their head because the people around
them have changed and treat them differently. It's all a

(01:02:39):
part of it. But yeah, no, I think they feed
off each other, don't you think true? That is true.
By the way, Ed Cheron still rumors that the baby
is on the way, so we'll see. Do Alipa fans
um want do a Leipa fans do it? Want you
to help with her newest release, her new single. She
wants you to submit videos, choreography, makeup, animation, all kinds
of things on her TikTok TikTok. It's called hashtag du

(01:03:02):
a video you have to get your submissions in by
August thirty first, and you're all going to be part
of a brand new video, which I think is pretty cool.
And just in case you're keeping tabs on Kanye and
where he is on the ballot, he has been added
to three more states, Idaho, Minnesota, and Tennessee. He's also
on the ballot in Arkansas, Colorado, Oklahoma, and Vermont. And
like I said yesterday, he's willing to pay money to

(01:03:23):
get on ballots in certain places like Arizona. Five hundred
thousand dollars is what he's looking at. So keep you
posting on that. Tonight on television, Big Brother, Love Island,
Doctor pempele Paper. Last night I started Doctor Foster on
Netflix and I am loving it, so you may want
to check that out. And coming up next hour, we'll
talk about Bella Thorne and the money she made on
Only Fans site and what she plans on doing with

(01:03:46):
the cash. Oh my god, in one day, that number
is amazing. Bella Thorne. You know we're talking to Straighten
Nate about going on Only Fans and in something, and
so his fiancee had a great idea to make some
money for the household. What does she suggest you do.
She's suggesting that I do a daily eating of a

(01:04:06):
banana on only fans, And she says it doesn't really
have to be sexual. But even if you get like
a hundred people spending five dollars a month to watch
me eat a banana once a day, that's five hundred
dollars a month. That's like six grand over the course
of the year. Like and actually it's starting to make
sense because I guarantee somebody's gonna want to watch me

(01:04:28):
eat a banana, right, I know. But that's so you're
you're going to have to eat a banana every day. Yeah,
I'm okay with that. And you know, it really kind
of starts to make sense because if you think about
it all this, I'm sure there's something that you could
do that somebody's willing to pay you to watch. I know,
Gandhi probably has something. You know, somebody's gonna pay her to,

(01:04:49):
you know, just show her feet for the day. Well,
we do get those requests, and my boyfriend's on the
same page as your girlfriend. He's like, I think you
should just do this. Why not make that money? People
are going to be creepy anyway, and go find those
pictures from your Instagram. Oho waaha. So your boyfriend Brandon
saying you should show your feet online every day and
make money. It's like, do it. If I could do it,

(01:05:10):
I would do it. Let's make money for this house.
Oh my god, I'm gonna ask permission to do something too.
What can I do? I can't wait to find out.
I don't know. I don't know. There's money to be
made in them our hills as they save. All right,
all right, well, let's consider what we could be doing.
What would you pay for if we needed to make

(01:05:33):
some spare change, What would you pay for? What would
you do for? Like you would pay a monthly fee
on fans only or is it only fans? I only?
You would pay a monthly fee on only fans to
see each and every one of us do what? Well,
that's good, that's good. Text me now, Text me now.
It doesn't to be dirty. There's things you can do

(01:05:53):
and only fans. It doesn't dirty, but dirty makes more money.
Tell me right now. Text text your ideas now to
fifty five one hundred. We're taking a break. We're back
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Program activating Synchronizing can here we go. I've had many
really bad days where I've woken up in the morning,

(01:06:38):
turn on the radio and they've turned it completely around here,
junk has been chopped off. But a great way to
start the day. So much, so much in this whole
conversation is mister Michael or in my helf. If anyone
gives me hell for eating animal crackers, I'll cut a bag. Hey, guy, shy,
I have a vagina. Jaschell was going on. Has never

(01:07:00):
felt more perfect, more well rounded. Gandhi, You're amazing, it's great,
it's great. I love that. This is the best call
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. You know what's interesting
about that piece of sound right there, that's when Gandhi
first started. But a year and a half ago, Yeah,
she says, Gandhi's amazing. We still play it. Thank god

(01:07:23):
you're still amazing. Otherwise we'd have to get rid of it.
I think we're just trying to convince people. I don't know.
So if we wanted to make some extra cash and
we started our only fans accounts, what would you pay
to watch straight Nate's fiance, Heather says she wants him
to eat a banana on only Fans every day, and

(01:07:44):
maybe it's only five hundred dollars a month. That's a
lot of money. It is so um. A lot of
suggestions come in, Danielle show boobs. No, you don't want
to do that. You know you don't want to do
sexual come on. Soone said they would pay on only
fans to watch Danielle go to Disney, So you have
to go to Disney every day? Oh my god. A

(01:08:05):
lot of a lot of people, I mean a huge
number of people said they would pay an only fans
monthly fee to watch Froggy and Lisa fight with each other.
Here's someone says her husband is addicted to Gandhi and
in love with her. They want to watch you paint
every day. You could do paint classes on only fans.
Make some money. Call hello, husband keeps dropping stuff. Sorry,

(01:08:29):
the shelf just crashed below my feet and I apologize.
I forgot, I forgot. We're okay, Okay, so no one knows.
Will let me explain you guys, you can't. We can't
hit the dump button. You guys start freaking out because
no one understands it. Okay, So what happened was Daniel's

(01:08:50):
desk broke and then she said the brown word and
we had to hit the dump button. You know, there's
a big story out there about how cheap, crappy desks
are sold out. You can't find them anywhere because all
the home learning that's going on. That's true, So why
don't you spend a little more money on a more
expensive task? Seriously, this is ridiculous. Anyway, let's go to Sean.

(01:09:15):
Line twenty four has some suggestions for only fans so
we can make extra cash. Hello Sean, how you doing? Hi?
Good morning? Well, good morning? So do you fall no
personal question? Do you follow any fun accounts on only
Fans currently? To be honest, no, I don't. But my

(01:09:36):
boyfriend and I always get a kick out of when
we find people that we know who have accounts, So
this is like an ape with us. Oh my god,
Now do you tell them that you know they have
accounts or do you keep it a secret? No, we
usually keep it a secret and we kind of laugh
about it to each other. Well, do you pay the

(01:09:59):
money to watch your friend ends do their thing on
only Fans? I don't know, you know, I think maybe
I would. No, Seriously, let me ask everyone. If you
found out a friend of yours was getting funky on
only Friends, wouldn't you pay money just for a month

(01:10:21):
and then canceled just to watch and see what they're doing? Absolutely? Yes, absolutely, Sean.
Friends do you think? Well, I know, but you wouldn't
tell them you'd have to join under like, I don't
know if they look at names and things. I mean,
I'm asking so many questions, Sean. I know you didn't
call up to admit to all this, but I'm so

(01:10:43):
your friends that do have only fans accounts? Do they do?
What do you think to do? Well? Are they hot
enough to bring in a lot of money? Some of
them I can see doing really well and others are
the ones that we kind of laugh about them, were like,
maybe you should think about other options? All right, So
do you have some suggestions for us? Sean? And then

(01:11:05):
they have they cannot be of a sexual nature. Because
I don't think we're gonna do that. But what what
are your suggestions for us to make somebody on only fans? Um? Well,
my boyfriend and I are driving to work and we
listen to you guys every day. So we were rolling
with this topic and we were thinking of what we
could for almost everybody on the show. So we actually

(01:11:26):
did say Disney for Danielle Okay, and Gandhi, we want
to see you get high and feed your lizard every
day and high and feed the lizard. I love it. Okay,
this is good. Froggy and Lisa one of their fight. Yeah,

(01:11:47):
and you see, do you have to they have to
offer up a new fight every day? But they have
Oh yeah, that's that's no issue. Okay. Yeah, you've got
some good a new topic, yeah, a new thing to
fight about, and then they have something new toified about
every day. Okay, Sean, you're on a roll. These are great.
What else do you have? Um, we have we want
to see home cooked meals from producer Sam every day.

(01:12:11):
She does that. Gary's COVID nineteen restaurant experiences. Yes, I'll
give you plenty of one. You can actually watch. You
could pay money to what scary drip is covid all
over the populace. And the last one that we could
come up with was um straight nates murders. I would

(01:12:35):
like to see that straight and they could have a
new murder every day. I think that would that would
bring in a lot of money. All right, these are
great ideas, Thank you so much. Oh my gosh. By
the way, since this is all happening on my show,
if you guys do an only Fans page and we
promote it, you have to give me a cut, so
I mean, all right, sounds good, all right, Sean, thank you,

(01:12:55):
have a great day. Okay, thanks you guys, do thank you.
There was someone else in there. Would we lose a call? Yeah?
We lost? Actually what Darren on twenty two? Uh line
twenty two? Hi Darren? Hey, how you doing doing? Okay, Darren?
What is your suggestion for one of our family members

(01:13:17):
to make money with on Only Fans? So we think
it would be funny if Scotti ate Cereal naked just
playing around nation around all right, he would definitely he
would make a ton. He would make a ton. He
would way a ton. Absolutely. I love it. Okay, we're

(01:13:41):
in Scotty, Okay, I'm gonna make a cut off that
would you do it? Scotti thumbs up for thumbs up. Yeah,
he got it, all right, Darren. Some suggestions. People want
to watch me play with my dogs, cook chicken palm. Okay,
and uh there you go. All right, I'll do that.
I'll play with my dogs every day for five hundred
a month. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in so okay. So

(01:14:04):
are any of these ideas? Are any of you gonna
try it? We should at least try one of these.
Or could we have a morning show only fans account
where we each do something different every day? No, no, no,
I feel like the money might get split up unevenly.
Oh so this is agreed thing I thought it'd be.

(01:14:27):
I might go the extra mile. Like let's say I
eat a banana and one day I take my shirt off, right,
so what if more people are watching for me than
for Scary to say squirrel? I mean, it's only fair, right,
I got an idea. Not if I promote it, No, no, no.
If I promote it on this show, then I think

(01:14:49):
we should have a pooled show. But if you're gonna
do it on your own, rogue away, baby, But don't
say one word on this show. Don't pull it scary
and be like a product whore for the show. If
we why don't we just take what we already do,
the fifteen minute morning show and put it behind a paywall,
call it an only fans account, and just charge every
day for doing that podcast. People would pay for them. No,

(01:15:13):
I mean it's because it is slimy, scary, and leave
it to you to be the one to come up
with that idea. I'm just trying to make a book scary. No, no, no, no,
I got it. I see what you're saying, because people
do like the fifteen minute morning show podcast, but that
that technically belongs to iHeart, and they're gonna want to
make all that money, you know, so that's how they are.
Let them be slimmy. Look it's Scotty. Oh he already committed.

(01:15:39):
Oh Scotti's nude and they're eating cereal only a fans account.
He's given people a sample to get them hooked, and
then they're going to come back. I know the c
on the he's totally naked in they're eating cereal. What's
the eating which cereals eating on nude? Do we know?

(01:16:00):
Hold up? Hold up the box and the box is
frosted cornflakes. Happy belly, Yeah, floppy belly. I do think
the idea of watching uh Nate murder someone daily's probably
reaching a little far. Yeah, you can't kill a person

(01:16:25):
every day. How you get away with it? Like one
secret every Okay, I'll do that problem. Okay. Anyway, that
was intriguing what Sean was saying about he and his boyfriend.
They have friends who are only fans. They have their
own only fans accounts, and they don't know, they don't

(01:16:45):
know that they know that they're doing it. Yeah, that's interesting.
I know I've got to have some friends on there.
I'm dying to know. Yeah, for sure, who we know
that's on there? You know what, Nate, I've heard rumor
there's some employees that I heart me that have only
fans pages. I can't don't just say that. No, I
don't say that. I can tell us give us a click.

(01:17:06):
We can't say it. We can't, I'll say off the air,
but we can't say nobody works on this floor. John Ivy,
Oh God, I knew John Ivy was only fans. Yeah. Anyway, Yeah,

(01:17:29):
this is a good idea in the text. You guys
can do the only Fans of Morning Show account and
just donate the money to something different every month. I
think it's a great idea. I wouldn't want to carry
it out for that long ago. I would only do
it for like a month. But you get a month
worth of fees, right you have to join for a
month or can you do it weekly or what? Not? Sure?
I think you when you update it is you know,
basically your call. But it's a monthly subscription, right, so

(01:17:52):
people have to pay for the month and whatever you're
I know, but what if we don't have that? Means
if people buy our show for the month, we have
to give them something for a month. They can't pay
for a month and we just do three things, you know? Yeah, Gandhi,
what do you think so Cardie Bee's only fans page,
she says, is nothing sexual. She's just going to be
addressing rumors and telling secrets. We could do that. We

(01:18:13):
could just address rumors and tell secrets, or like clap
back at tweeters or do whatever. We could do that
kind of stool clap back at tweeters. That would be
I know, oh wow, okay, look we've got work to do.
It could be the start of a good idea. Maybe not.
I don't know. We'll we'll figure it out. So coming soon,

(01:18:35):
maybe the Elvis Drain Morning Show. Only fans page get ready,
just get into the three things we need to know.
Gandhi's so much going on. Hurricane Laura slamming into the
Gulf coast right now. It's just awful. That's exactly what's
going on right now. So Hurricane Laura is pummeling western
Louisiana with one hundred and ten mile per hour winds.
She has been downgraded now to a category to hurricane,

(01:18:57):
but is still capable of extreme wind damage, flash flooding,
catastrophic storm searches. Laura is expected to weaken a little
bit more as she continues to move further inland, and
should turn back into a tropical storm later today when
she reaches Arkansas. The number of cases of children infected
with COVID nineteen has gone up over twenty percent this month.
That's more than seventy thousand new cases, according to the

(01:19:19):
American Academy of Pediatrics. A new study says that severe
cases seem to be pretty low in children, but the
biggest concern is with kids going back to school. Right now,
health officials are worried about whether they bring it home
to their parents and grandparents. And finally, as if twenty
twenty hasn't been crazy enough, you may have noticed that

(01:19:40):
poison ivy is bigger and better and faster growing than ever.
That's because, according to a professor in Georgia, an increase
of CO two levels caused by climate change is encouraging
poison ivy to grow more than poison ivy has ever
been able to grow before. So if you're allergic to it,
stay away from where poison ivy might normally be, because
apparently it's there and it's bigger than ever now, and

(01:20:02):
those are your three things. Yeah, you know what, Alex
got poison ivy just the other day and it's it's bad.
I mean yeah, I'll tell you. It calls my son
over like this, Preston, come play with me. Come now,
I'm telling you. Does it really? Yo? Totally? That's kind
of creepy talking poison ivy. All right, let's take a break.

(01:20:24):
We'll be back after this. How are you doing? This
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(01:20:45):
it takes to get them out safely. And it is Alvin. Yes,
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welcome you to the show. Show. Yes, we welcome you
to a show. Hey, you know I know that Cardi
B has been getting a lot of black whop Whop

(01:21:07):
went number one. You know there have been other dirty
songs that have gone to number one. I mean they've
been They've been doing this for a long time. Back
in nineteen seventy two, Chuck Berry My Dingling went to
number one. There you Go, a number one song about
you know, something a little kind of filthy, like a
virgin Madonna. That was really, really a testy song for

(01:21:29):
its time. In nineteen eighty four, Cream by Prince Yeah,
Laffy Taffy. Back in two thousand and six, Oh yeah yeah, yeah,
Laffy Taffy Ready to go. I touched myself. That was big, right,
huge song. Yeah, Garrett you know it's interesting. I just

(01:21:53):
learned that this morning debt whistle by Floor Rider isn't
abount a whistle? Yeah whistle. No, that came out like
in the early like twenty twelve whistle by flow Rideo.
He want you're some laffy taffy? This was the whap
of its day back in two thousand and six? Was this?

(01:22:14):
Dfour l is that? Who does this? Okay, let me
ask you a question, just as I'm offended when you
call my private parts my junk, Daniel Gandhi, would you
be offended if I called your private parts laughy taffy?
I would need some more clarification as to why you

(01:22:35):
were calling it laffy taffy? And then why do you
call mine junk? Why do you call mine junk? I
think it only fair you tell me why you call
my stuff junk. I'll tell you why I call yours
laffy taffy? Which should we call it? Precious jewels? I
don't know about it. Nobody walks around says I'd like
to eat some junk, but you'd say, hey, I like
to eat some laffy taffy today, I mean like baby

(01:22:56):
Taffy's good. We like laffy taf I don't. I gotta
be honest, I don't like taffy. I do not. I
will never get flaffy taffy. I think you pretty much
figured that out about me. Anyway, do you have my
dingling in there? Oh? Can you imagine this is nineteen
seventy two, before most people were born on the show. Anyway?

(01:23:20):
Can you imagine this coming out and it not causing
a storm? Just like wop has been? Okay, listen, this
was just playing here. In that case, we got to
all right, it'll start saying on a second, we must
do our alma and our alta. Oh yeah, come on, shock,

(01:23:43):
get to it. And it's very cute. I learned it
in the fifth I was a little behind. But it's
a beautiful song of togetherness. And when I say togetherness,
believe me, I do mean togetherness. If it wasn't put togetherness,
can we get a can we get a better edit
of this? Scary? Or we start saying a half minute,
Oh my god, And if it wasn't for togetherness, none

(01:24:04):
of the rest of you would be here tonight. Well, now,
this also happens to be a sexy song, and there's
nothing wrong with sex. Not a thing wrong with sex,
nothing wrong with sex, nothing wrong with sex. Okay, sext
to a beautiful thing. It's honorable and it's lovable. When

(01:24:26):
does he start singing? I don't know, hold on a second,
in ten more minutes. I'm just cute. I'm just gonna
cue it up. Sorry, guys. He well, okay, can you
make sure we get a version of this, because I'm
sure we're gonna play My Dingling a lot in the future.
I want to make sure we have the edited version.
Even if you think about songs that didn't go to
number one, the amount of nasty stuff that we've played,

(01:24:49):
and oh yeah, all right, here's my dingle one Sala
swimming cross turtle, creep man, nim snappers, all around. Moffy
show was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands
holding myfy yeah, oh similar, yeah, by dangling. Okay, that's

(01:25:25):
good enough. All right. That was a lot of setup
for a lot of nothing. But yeah, my dangling it
was the whop of its time. There you have it.
That's my point. There's a lot. There was another song
called the Streak that was out when I was a kid,
because that's back when streaking was big streaking, meaning you
just take off your clothes, just run around in public
and you're just running, they can't catch you, and then

(01:25:45):
you go hide. Yeah, the streak was that was so controversial,
and it's saying, oh my god, you're playing a song
about people running around naked. Please, that's nothing compared to Whop.
Can you imagine? What about Like when Kaya busted out
with her neck and her back right like that was
very descriptive. There was so much nas with Uchi Wally,
like if you look at him from one back, my

(01:26:07):
laffy taffy and my crape, I remember you gotta lick it? Yeah,
or I don't want a short I don't want a
short short man. All right? That said, Whopp is nothing,
Whop is nothing new? Just letting me all right, let's
get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, so much going on today.
Where do you start? All right, let's let's continue with

(01:26:27):
the music. So a guy on YouTube noticed that the
same three notes in a riff are used in seven
different popular songs we all know, and he put it
on YouTube. So he plays the piano notes and then
you'll you'll hear the songs like from One Direction, from Passenger,
from Lady Gaga, uh to to the lumin ears. So
this is this is what it sounds like. Wow, I

(01:27:10):
wish I owned that. Yeah right, we had Diplow and
Diplo said that the piano has so many notes, only
so many notes on the keyboard that you're bound to
hear the same notes and songs. So it's kind of exactly.
But does sue you anyway? Doesn't? All right, let's talk
about a survey that came out from Big seven Travel

(01:27:32):
and they did the top fifty sexiest accents in the USA.
Do you want to guess number one? Texan? Right that
that were in the game. But yes, there you're giving.
So here's Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, here's here's Matthew McConaughey doing
his his Texas' Matthe McConaughey. I will be giving you

(01:27:54):
the holleys from Texas. Bless your heart, y'all. That's just
an easyland you all all had no cattle. That's sort
of like a drugstore cowboy in Texas. Mean, the package
is wrapped up nice, but there's no product in the box. Alright, alright, alright, yeah,
see that's the thing. See, being from Texas I don't know.

(01:28:14):
I see I am a little more turned on with
a Brooklyn accent myself. That's ned. I've only dated guidos. Oh,
so Brooklyn's den Island. That's number two. Yeah, Brooklyn, New York,
New York in general is number two. So that's all right.
We'll see the Bronx and Brooklyn. They're different. You know

(01:28:34):
that we're very different. That's right, we are. Shut up.
I didn't find that sexy Danielle from the bron Go ahead.
And then, as we've been talking, we try to find
those moments of just peace and tranquility. So I found
Chris Hemsworth doing some daily affirmations to make you feel better.
You're absolutely crushing it at everything you do, from your

(01:28:55):
job to maintaining a social life to pursuing your passion projects.
You're killing it. Ignore anyone who tells you otherwise, because
you you are amazing. The only thing more beautiful than
your smile is your personality. Yeah, I said, it's more
than capable to take on the world, the whole world
by storm. Speaking of the world, did you know that
it's a better place because you're in it? I mean,
your mom bracts about you all the time. Dogs love you.

(01:29:17):
You're strong, you're confident, you're intelligent, you're charismatic. You the
total package. On the scale from one to ten, you
are an eleven. I love it. I picture thor Thor
telling me all those wonderful things. Yeah, he said all
I wanted to hear. Where does his accent come in?
As far as the sexist, of course, the survey you're

(01:29:39):
talking about was sexist in the US, right, I believe correct.
So if you look at the world accents, the Australian
accent comes in at a number has to be top three. Yeah,
it has to be top three, definitely. Yeah, it's up there. Anyway.
They're saying New Jersey accents number fifty, in Long Island
number forty nine. Those two can battle it out down
there have five. Allegedly, Australian comes in at number five

(01:30:04):
in the sexiest in the world. I see that number
one is Irish. Really okay? All right, people, I find
I find all accents so unique and sexy. Just to
be honest, I love your Texas Accentnalys, that's my personal favorite.
But well, you know how to do with the Texas accent.
It's really the way you have to grit your teas.
And where are you going? We're grocery anyway, go ahead,

(01:30:33):
we gotta move. Here we go again. That's all I get.
I'm done. I'm done. Oh you're done. What's for breakfast? Oh? Breakfast?
So I don't get sued by any fast food. It
is an egg sandwich on an English muffin. Oh we
call that an egg McMuffin. Oh you called it an
egg mcmuff and I just called it an egg sandwich.
You're not selling it. They're gonna you can call it
what you want, all right, Thank you, Garrett. You're a

(01:30:53):
good American. Have a beautiful day to day you too. Awesome? Awesome,
I'm so glad we had an opportunity to play my dingle.
It's a complete day after all, isn't it. Let's go
round the room. We haven't done that today. I wanted
to do it early today. We didn't get too Oh
I like this, b yeah, gandhi, what's going on? Yes?

(01:31:13):
I had to spend almost an hour on the phone
yesterday because somebody hacked my Disney Plus account. Disney Plus,
isn't that technically shouldn't that be like the happiest app
on the planet? That should never get hacked ever, but
it did. And not only that, it took me forever
because I was on the phone and then somebody from
work called, so I had to switch over hung up

(01:31:33):
on me. I was livid. I was like, I hate everybody,
I hate everything. But don't worry. My Disney account is back.
And somebody, and I believe it was Ethiopia, tried to
get into it. So, oh, watch your Disney Plus accounts.
I know any they need to watch Disney as well. Yeah,
but not fine, I want to just shared the password.
You didn't have to go change all my stuff in
my language and everything. Oh they're kids in Ethiopia who

(01:31:54):
have never seen Disney. Okay, fine, yeah in Danielle. What's up?
So my husband definitely knows the way to my heart,
and he knows that Halloween is coming, and he knows
that I start early. I found out yesterday Spirit Halloween
right by Me opens next week. I'm so excited. But
he brought me home a huge inflatable that goes on

(01:32:15):
the yard yesterday and he comes in the house and
I walked upstairs and he was blowing it up in
the living room and it just made me so happy.
It was Jack Skellington, and it was big and colorful
and lit up and oh, my husband, he's just the best.
He really is. He knows you. Somebody said he's the
Gomez to my more Tisha, and I'll take it. I

(01:32:38):
love it. I love that scary what's up? Do you
ever have a project that you worked really hard on,
like just like you know, and all of a sudden,
the whole thing, something crops the bed and it all
disappears and you have to do it all over again. Yeah,
this show, Well, that's actually me right now because I'm
trying to get things ready because we'll be on vacation
next week, and I'm trying to get things ready for

(01:32:59):
a computer and I programmed it for hours yesterday only
to find out that someone from corporate came in and
overwrote my work. In the middle of nowhere, someone hit
a button And now now I gotta go do it
all over again today. I can't wait, can't wait. So
why do they do things like that? It seems like
I almost sometimes think that as great as I heart

(01:33:19):
can be, it's such a huge monster with so many
people that work here, that they kind of work against
you sometimes. This is why we should start our own company. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. That'll be so we'll just work
against ourselves. Yeah, what's going on? What's going on? Gandhi?
I mean, Sproggy. We've got a few houseplants that you know,

(01:33:41):
stay in the house, and so yesterday it was like
a little light sprinkle of rain and put them outside
to get some water. You can get some sunshine. I
brought him back in the house. I didn't check them
for bugs before bringing it back, so there were frogs
in them. So they start jumping out of the house.
The dogs are chasing them, knock and crep over. That's
a bad mood. You have house plants. It's easier just

(01:34:04):
the water than yourself than it is to put him
outside and let nature water to them, because you don't
know what you're bringing back in the house. Yeah, you're
bringing nature back into your house, is what you're doing. Yeah,
all right, let's get into Daniel's report. Daniel's got so
much going on. Where do you want to start, Daniel,
So let's start with the Tiger King. Joe Exotic, his husband,
who is still with him, by the way, says that

(01:34:25):
their legal team has some information that will be coming
to light soon and they are going to ask for
a presidential pardon for Joe Exotic. You know he's in
jail right now serving that twenty two years sentence murder
for higher plot. Carol Baskin, you know the deal. I'm
sure you've seen it. If not, you need to because
everybody else tests so just crazy. Whiz Khalifa is bringing

(01:34:47):
us a really cool delivery only restaurant. It's called a
hot Box by Whiz. It'll be top shelf Munchie's. Los
Angeles and San Diego is where he's going to start it,
and then they're gonna like expand it all over the place.
October first is when you're gonna get the rollout, and
a Whiz is saying that there's gonna be a lot
of stuff on the menu that he actually came up with,

(01:35:08):
like mac and yellow, some of his signature recipes, So
that would be pretty cool. We really can't do anything anymore.
Chrissy Teagan shared a clip of her perfect sunny side
eggs on Twitter, and the Twitter verse slammed her for
using olive oil instead of butter. Screw them, okay, I mean,
so what happens a chef actually came to her rescue

(01:35:30):
and they were like, it's it's really okay, you can
do that. I don't see a difference. You can use
one or the other. What there's a difference. I can
tell the difference. But you know, no one should slam
You're so stupid, so dumb, lam it so dumb. The
VMA's go down. Sunday, Lady Gaga was preparing. I don't
know if you're so hard in her ice bath yesterday.

(01:35:51):
I can't even imagine putting yourself in a bathtub filled
with ice. But that's how she was preparing her body
getting it done. Pinks Hobby carry Hart had rotator cuff
surgery and she was showing pictures of him in the
hospital bed, her man baby. She said, I love him
so my man baby. That's how men usually are right
when they get surgery. And we all know Britney Spears

(01:36:13):
is basically over her dad being in charge of everything.
And the rumor is right now that she really is
just done. She doesn't want him treating her like a
child anymore. It's been twelve years. She wants to take
care of herself. She wants to be in charge of everything,
and this is why she's trying to do everything she
possibly can to get things in order, so I'll keep
you posted. The Mass Singer has a new date September

(01:36:34):
twenty three. That's when we're getting the new season. Some
of the costumes you're gonna see, the snow owl, the crocodile,
the giraffe, the broccoli, the jellyfish, the popcorn, they're all
gonna be on The Mass Singer this season. And of course,
congratulations Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom on their brand new
baby girl. Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom. They are
so excited about her and everybody who's doing great. You

(01:36:58):
know that her album comes out tomorrow, smile. So Nate
still wants to know what came first, the baby or
the album. And Bella Thorne, I know we talked about
this earlier. She made two million dollars in less than
a week on Only Fans, the adult site. She says
that she's not only using her cash for herself, but
for her production company. She's going to be donating to charity,

(01:37:19):
and she promptises that there is a film that she
is doing some kind of research for. Hold on a second,
get down, who are you yelling at the freaking cats. Yes,
but they almost knocked the whole shelf over, I sing,
I mean with the bearded dragon. No, they're under that
curtain fighting on the shelf. You'll see the curtain moving.

(01:37:41):
Look the curtain, get down, son of them? Go get him,
Get him, Danielle all right tonight on television by hold
On Goddhi, why do you think that's so funny? The
cats are destroying her life and our show because it's
just so quietly happening behind her. And I don't know
if anyone else can see it, but I can just
see it happening the entire time. Then there's like she
has this red curtain pulled over all the important stuff,

(01:38:02):
and you just see them get behind the curtain and
the curtain just moves. Yeah, like if there's a ghost
or something and they're fighting and so the things start
falling and they're just some of them. Okay, Big Brother,
Love Island, Doctor Pimple Popper. Tonight. You also have Doctor
Foster on Netflix. I just started that. I love it.
I think you'll like it. Check it out if you
get a chance. That's my ten year reports. I'm just exhausted.

(01:38:23):
I'm really tired. Guy. I know, I didn't say a way.
These two dogs exhaust me too. It's like people think, oh,
they're so cute and cuddly, will you come take care
of them. I can't imagine. I was nice to my
dogs all day yesterday on National Dog Day. Well guess
what that was yesterday. Now I'm back to evil Daddy.
It was so cute to a little Olie last night.

(01:38:45):
It's really weird because they're so different. I have two
Schnauzer miniature shousers. We think Ali's a miniature. We don't
know yet, Okay, we just don't know. It's like, unless
you you know what I'm saying, you don't know. So
Alie likes to sleep like at the foot of the
bed or a way from us. Max likes to curl
up right next to you and touch you the whole night.
So last night Alie decided to sneak in between Max

(01:39:08):
and me. So a fight erupts, like in the middle
of the night. At two closes this morning, I get this,
I'm like, yeah, what is going on? And I mean,
they're like and I don't want. I don't want. I
don't know where to put my hand because I don't
want to have it ripped off, so you gotta It's like, oh,
but Froggy, who has two dogs, always tells me, you know,

(01:39:31):
as long as there's no blood, let him fight it out.
I'm like, oh, okay, why is your naked son coming
into the room. Why are you back again? What do
you want now? What do you want here? I want?
You want what I want? I want to say good morning, well,
good morning. So if you didn't, if you didn't catch

(01:39:51):
yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast, All Hell broke loose
When Caden, Froggy's son walks in without his shirt on,
then all the guys on the show take their shirts off.
The means it's time to do it. Guys, take your
shirts off. Go I'm staying on. Oh, here comes your wife.
Hold on, hold on, Lisa just walked in. Now your
entire families in the studio with you. Take your take

(01:40:13):
your shirt off. No, no, don't do that. I love
how your entire family just waltz is on ind while
you're the dogs in here. Now It's like, dude, do
you guys not realize I'm working? They don't. They really
don't see. I don't see. This is the thing about
what we do for a living, because Alex is the
same way. What do you do? You don't do nothing?

(01:40:33):
You just go into posh buttons Like what I mean,
I just come in here and push buttons. We do
a lot every day. No, not really, And after after
someone tells you that enough, after a while you believe,
you're like, maybe I don't really do anything. I don't
let him tell you that. Pooh poo on everyone. Yes, anyway,
you have to do a commercial here about time before

(01:40:56):
Taco Bella. That wasn't my question. Do I need to
Who am I doing it for Taco bell Taco Oh,
let's do it here we go slide right into it.
That means we're gonna slide right into it. Well, you
can't do it that way because the network will go crazy. Right,
you have to push this button. Then I come back
and pretend we left came back. Okay, here we go.
I want to be part of the next conversation. We're

(01:41:17):
watching everything you text. Now you're on the radio talking
about it, which is my favorite thing ever, at least
Strand in the morning show. See I'm back. It's weird.
For technical reasons, we have to say we'll be back,
and then we have to play that thing, then we
have to come back. I don't understand why we have
to do that. Can we fix that? Let's talk about

(01:41:38):
Taco about Yes, you know what, Oh bless you great?
Now you got cats fighting, you got snot slinging the
COVID flying across the room. Working from home is so
much fun? Okay? Can we talk about Taco Bell. I
actually finally saw the Taco Belt TV commercial for their
Taco and Burrito Cravings packet. Now I'm one thousand percent

(01:42:02):
sold on this. I hope this is not for a
limited time, it says here on my list it is.
So if you drive through today, Taco Bell has the
Taco and Burrito Cravings pack Lovely, you know, at least
do a Google on it. We go to Taco Bell
dot com and see it for yourself. The Taco and
Burrito Cravings Pack. Four crunchy tacos, four beefy five layer burritos.

(01:42:22):
I thought the crunchy tacos would be my favorite part.
Those four beefy five layer burritos. Perfect. Pick it up
for lunch, take it to a friend, say hey, surprise,
drive through today. It's only a limited time available to
Tacco Bell. So do it today, ask for the taco
and burrito Cravings pack. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Did you guys see this old article from

(01:42:44):
like nineteen fifty eight that's rolling around. The advice is
how to get a husband? Well? No, what are they
saying Swamen's Magazine in nineteen fifty Oh you haven't heard
this awful sexist advice as you can imagine, like, be
friendly to ugly men and learn to paint. Then set
up an easel outside an engineering school and the men

(01:43:06):
will flock to you. How to get a husband? How
to get a husband from nineteen fifty eight. Get a
job demonstrating phishing tackle at a sporting goods store. I
frown were pretty lady down at the r ear bots

(01:43:26):
of minnows from her um. Oh, here's get a husband
advice from nineteen fifty eight and the women's magazines. Get
lost at a football game? God, you know, extra points
if you get lost on the fields. It says, Oh,
if you want to get a husband, don't take a

(01:43:46):
job at a company run mostly by women. Oh, that
would be terrible. Yes, m here's one. Read the obituaries
to find eligible widowers. Shut out it. Yes, no, it's not.
It's terrible. If you're a woman and you want to

(01:44:08):
get a husband, wear a band aid because people always
ask what happened, and then you have to make up
an injury. What if they want to see it? Then
you look like a psycho. Here's one Stand in the
corner and cry softly. Chances are good he'll come over
to find out what's wrong. In distress. Be a damsel

(01:44:31):
in distress. Right, everyone wants a crying girl in the corner.
You're saying, if you want to get a husband, get
a sunburn? What does that mean? What I just told you?
Get a sunburn? Why? Why? Why would that help you
get a husband. I'm trying to figure that out. Sorry
for you. I don't know. I don't know anyway. Have

(01:44:52):
times changed since nineteen fifty eight? I ask you, Uh, Froggy,
do you have some food news? I do have food news. Ah,
here we go, food news segments, food news segment. Let's
we don't call it the food news segment, do we?

(01:45:12):
It's not time for the food news segment. We need
a new food news song. Brody says, there there is
one scary Why don't you play the new one? Oh? Okay?
I'm gonna look for it. Does it say new We'll
pick up Brody. He's on the phone, Brody, where is it?
Where is it? Uh? Sam gave it to Scary U
four days ago and told him where it was. Oh yeah,

(01:45:37):
as you know, each new day's a clean slate for Scary.
I'm sorting it's food news in the computer. Okay, do
you guys behind the scene at Rody Brody, you guys
behind the scenes, figure this out and we'll play it
as we food news. Okay, here we go. Okay, Froggy
food news. What do you have going? All right? You
know how much we love McDonald's and guess what they
are adding two new items to the menu. Spicy chicken

(01:46:00):
nuggets will now be available at McDonald's okay, and adding
to the mcflurry lineup there whatever we have, we love
Oreo mcflury's. We love Emmin mcflury's. Now we will have
chips Ahoy mcflury's. Who yes, okay? Starting Seventember sixteenth, both
will be available for a limited time only, so make

(01:46:22):
sure d's when will my local McDonald's have the mcgrahabbit back.
I need that because that's real rib meat, you know. Yes, so, Danielle.
You know you and I both love candy corn. I'm
not sure I'm loving this. There is Turkey Dinner candy
Corn out. It includes green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce,

(01:46:49):
ginger glazed carrot, sweet potato pie, and stuffing flavors. So
so far, reviews say the only one that's worth eating
is the cranberry sauce candy corn. The rest not that good.
I'll stick with my regular candy corn. Yeah, me too,
I'm gonna pass on that one. You know, it feels

(01:47:09):
like it gets earlier and earlier every year, but Starbucks
Pumpkin Spice Lattes have become available as of Tuesday. This
past Tuesday, PSL is available at all Starbucks. This is
the seventeenth year, and if you're thinking it's a little
earlier than last year, you are correct. It appears to
be about a week earlier than they became available last year.

(01:47:32):
So every year we seem to move it up just
a little bit more. Yes, soon you'll be getting them
in February. Yeah, no, right, And for my beer lovers,
Harpoon is releasing three new Duncan beers, including two that
are brewed with real donuts at Duncan Donuts, so you'll
be able to get beer, but Duncan donut flavored beer

(01:47:54):
at Duncan very very soon. So something for everybody everywhere.
That's all I got. Where's our countdown? Hello? Don't countdown?
Countdown every don't get gountdown every time. You don't get
a countdown every touch. Yes we did. Okay, I'm gonna
give you the three. I'll give you the three biggest jackasses, Dandie, Danielle, Elvis.

(01:48:21):
There you go. It has to be a food countdown, Froggy.
Come on, if you put a little effort into it,
you could have a countdown every week. Just don't do
them every time you got on. Yes we do. We
talked to it, don't you guys? Remember we told him
we won't one every single time? Too much? The best time.

(01:48:41):
When you don't do a fut food countdown, it really
kind of stale. It's stale. Okay, No, we gotta go
to McDonald's and get those new US Spikey chicken nuggets.
I can't wait. That sounds good. Yeah. See, did you
find the new food news stage. We got your new
food news stage, and you didn't give us a count down.
All right, here it is. Here's a new one from Brody.
Play it for Froggy's Food News. Yeah, he'll tell you

(01:49:03):
what's new and if you should try it. Time for
Froggy's Food. Yeah, the good news braces you know where
you find it. Yeah, he's give it. He is about food.
Be short. I know we can't play the whole thing

(01:49:25):
every single time. It's like five minutes long. Brody. Put
Brody on here. Now, Brody knows better than that. Brody,
you can't do that. You gotta just make it short.
That's too long. There is a short edit. I guess
it's not loaded in yet. I thought Froggy deserved a
little little fan fair for the first time. You know.
I liked that. I thought it was good. I liked it.

(01:49:45):
I liked it. It should just say I'm a sucker
for food. Done. I agree? So scary that. No, I
like I like sucker for food. No, it's awesome. All right, Well,
thank you, Brodie. We appreciate anything new you can throw
our way. I do appreciate that. Thank you so much.
And we'll take a break. We have to be back

(01:50:07):
after this. Yes, this show, the show. This this is
Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Yeah, I know, I'm
with you. You've been cooking a lot these past six months,

(01:50:28):
five and a half months or whatever. Cooking fatigue is
setting in. I'm finding more and more than I just
rather just make a salad and call it aday. But
last night it was the big thick steak with a
baked potato corn on the cob. Oh, it was so
good night, peanut butter and jelly baby. Yes, Danielle, Are
you getting tired of cooking? Danielle? Are you still getting
into it every night? No? I still like it. I

(01:50:49):
made pork chops last night with this mesquite barbecue glaze,
and then I made um oh steak fries, which really good.
And everybody had different vegetables though, because when nobody likes
the same thing in my house when it comes to vegetables,
so I have to make a bunch of different things,
which is painted the ass. But you know, what are
you and Brandon doing? Are you just calling out? Are
you just taking home? Are you cooking anything? No, We've

(01:51:11):
been cooking a lot, and especially since he got this
gigantic new like monster Girl that he has outside, he
is loving to like make stuff on the grill. So
we've definitely been cooking at home. I just hate cleaning
up after. It's the worst. I wish you could just
cook and then all the dishes vanished. You know, I
was really great at cleaning up in the beginning, and
now it's put it in the sink and I cleaned

(01:51:31):
it up before we do the show. I'm sorry. I'm
in the my kitchen at five thirty doing dishes, like, Wow,
what's scary. I was super ambitious. I went grocery shopping.
I bought all this fresh food, this meat, this chicken,
this fish, and then I'm like, I'm not going to
cook any of it. It all went into my freezer
and that's where it sits for the last week and
a half. And I've been just going out every night
or taking out because I'm just lazy. I'm done. You know,

(01:51:54):
we did that too. We we front loaded this season
with lots of frozen stuff. And I've made the decision
that with every meal we make, something has to come
out of the freezer, something that's good. And so, you know,
the only problem with that is, you know, the convenient,
the lack of convenience of having to think ahead because
you have to let it fall out do its thing, right.
I don't know, but I will tell you we've all

(01:52:17):
become better cooks, haven't we. Yeah, definitely, we think so.
I think so scary now makes the perfect Homelet he's
all giddy about it, super excited about that. Slow and low. Yeah,
so much going on in the world. I mean, I
guess we should turn right now to the Gulf coast

(01:52:39):
into the three things we need to know. But uh,
it's frightening. What's what's going on? You know, before we
get started with your three things? Officially, what's the latest, froggy?
Now that sun is up and we're starting to see
video coming out of the Gulf region Louisiana and Texas,
what do you see in Yeah, there is very very
significant damage there. I saw one video I sent to
you guys. It was the capital one town there in

(01:53:01):
Lake Charles sustained major damage. I would say probably fifty
to sixty percent of the windows blown out. You know,
you're seeing the normal canopies at hotels that have failed
and things like that. I have not heard of anybody
passing away yet, but remember the sun is just rising.
They're not probably able to get to the barrier islands,
the places that were out the furthest closest to the ocean.
I know there was a lot of roads that were blocked.

(01:53:22):
So we haven't gotten any reports of it yet exactly,
but it's still very very early. The storm itself is
continuing north. Just dropped down to a Category one storm
at this point, but still very very dangerous. Still waiting
for the storm surge numbers and just hoping to get
this thing out of there and assess what's going on,
and we will be here to help if needed. All right,

(01:53:43):
now into the three things we need to know, GANDHI,
what's going on? All right, we'll just adding a little
bit to what Froggy said there. There are still flash
flood warnings in effect throughout that region, along with tornado
watches across Louisiana, eastern Texas, and southwest Mississippi. That storm
also caused thousands of power outages in southeast Texas and Louisiana,
with nearly two hundred thousand people being left without lights

(01:54:04):
this morning. No word on when those outages will get fixed.
But the good news is, like Froggy said, so far,
no reported deaths. We're going to keep our fingers crossed
that that remains throughout the day. The seventeen year old
under arrest after Tuesday's deadly shooting during the Kenosha protests
says that he was there to protect business. He will
be charged with first degree intentional homicide for the shooting
that left two dead and one injured. Meanwhile, President Trump

(01:54:27):
says he is sending federal law enforcement officers and National
Guard troops to Kenosha, and the NBA is now rescheduling
all three of Wednesday's playoff games. After the Milwaukee Bucks
boycotted their game and light of the shooting of Jacob Blake,
other teams followed suit. Major League Baseball did the same,
as well as soccer, and finally, a California man is
behind bars after allegedly stealing almost three hundred thousand dollars

(01:54:50):
worth of pistachios. The twenty three year old was identified
and arrested in connection to this pistachio heist. Apparently, multiple
suspects posed as trunking companies and stole the nuts with
the intention to resell them with all new packaging. It's
a giant nut HEISTO. Yeah, so, I've heard of all
sorts of heists, but never a nut heist, nor have I,

(01:55:12):
but now there was a giant nut heist, and it's
just really fun to keep saying that. Well, yes, well,
thank you, Gandi. Let's take a break. Your phone tap
coming up after this. Elvis Dur in the Morning Show. Hey,
it's Froggy m a fall on the way. That means
more Front Porch hangouts for us and Lows has been
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(01:55:33):
have some chili night soon and our new fire pit
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your changes using hashtag Low's Goals. Elvis, Elvis durand the
Elvis durand phone tap, Let's do it. Garrett he Meta
is playing a phone tap on her husband Robert. They
are installing a pool in their backyard right now. So

(01:55:53):
he Mena wants to play a phone tap on Robert,
saying that something went horribly wrong. And I play the
part of the pool installer, the pool installer. Yes, here
we go. Today's phone time listening. See what happens? Hello,
this is Stubbert, Honey, are you there? Honey? I don't
know what happened. The guys with the cement truck. I
don't know what. Oh my god, I don't know what happened.

(01:56:15):
It's flipped over and it's all over our yard. It
is ruining everything. It is on your car. It is
or slowt down, hey, se man, Honey, honey, breath, I
can't wait. I can't understand. You have to slow down.
Take a deep breath. I can't see that you're talking
too fast. Free lax. Okay, now what exactly happened? Top? Normal? Cokay?

(01:56:36):
I come up from the truck slipped over. There's men
all over our yard. It is all over your car
and the guy got hold it. You mean all over
my car? Because if I don't know, I don't know
what the cement on my car. Honey, I don't know
what happened. Okay, all I know there's all over and
so I go up to the guard to ask him
on what happened. It was so rude to me, so

(01:56:59):
screaming at me. He tells me to shut up and
then to go back and tell you. Let me talk
with me, tell you what happened. Let me talk let
him Okay, okay, okay, do you what do you need
to do? Is right? Why are you You saw him
clean it up? And what do you need to do?
Is what do he say? What is he talk? It's
none of my business to shut up and going back
in the year, they would handle it on the phone

(01:57:20):
right now, him on the phone, right, okay, okay, all right,
excuse me. Hello, Yeah, my husband wants to talk to you. Yeah,
I told you not to call him. Hello. You guys
dropped this and let truck all over the house. Well, yeah,
you know you're teller. Shut up the side over the business.
What's the matter with you? Do you work with cement?

(01:57:41):
Because you don't. You have a short amount of time
to clean it up. Don't work with me. I got
a real shout, buddy, you didn't clean it up. It's
all over to young, it's all up in your car.
Don't tell my lot to shut up to stupid. Yeah,
this is our problem so much. Hey, shut up. I'm
gonna go over there beat your graft right now, you
stupid understand sure this is our problem. I'm trying to
clean right out on the cement all over my place.

(01:58:03):
What is going on with my house right now? Well?
Well all right, so here's the deal. All right, we're
pulling in and obviously we misjudged the width of the
backyard to the truck, how to the cementuck, I couldn't
get around the tree, so as I tried to turn
the truck to get around the tree. Oh, we had
a little spillage, all right, and my wife all over

(01:58:25):
my house. My god, everyone in the front lawn. How
much money I expect to do two weeks ago that
you're telling me that cement just a little speach spillage, Well,
a little spillage meaning you know, you're a little Listen,
I'm trying to explain your friend yard. Talk to my wife, like,
all right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, we'll

(01:58:49):
worry about that once it gets cleaned up. You guys
made a mistake. You guys are cleaning up for the
whole thing. Listen, all right, jet cleaning up and you're
paying for it. All right, that's true. Why would you
why why would you want to pull in the backyard
if I can't get us some men truck back there?
All right? That is your own fault, that's not mine,
all right. I didn't build the house. You you were
the one that bought the house. For real, are you

(01:59:10):
for real? Right now. You're stupid. You can now you
can now listen, all right, let's look at this. Let's
look at the positive of this. You can have all
in the front yard. You know what the positives right now?
Thank you. Still that's not age postor right now, so
you still play it because when I get I'm gonna
you understand it. I found you and you let's not

(01:59:35):
with you, and you're gonna have to flee that up. Okay,
I will replace one thing that I admit to ruining
in your front yard. I will replace the Jesus statue.
Put my wife on the poor right now and wait
pull me in for the house. You understand, But do
you have a cushion for me? Because you honey, are

(01:59:56):
you there? Yeah, I'm here. Come down out of my
house right now, matilions waiting a further house and I'm
coming then twenty minutes. Let's slip. The guy doesn't leave
the front ports I'm calling, I'm not. I'm gonna get
him a chair right now. He can sit there. Okay,
don't get a ma chair where you open? The guy
come down? He's baby, can you have a baby? And

(02:00:18):
you gotta get him a chair? Thanks that sit on
the front darn reckom. Okay, okay, listen, calm down, get
get this guy. I don't like it before, and I'm
gonna be there two minutes two. That guy does, I'm
gonna bury him in the back yard. Hey, hey, Robert, Hey,

(02:00:41):
what you came to? Twenty my phone? Him gets my phone? Um, well,
I think now might be a great time to let
you know that my name is Gareth and elvistor in
in the Morning Show and you got phone tapped? Get me, no, Joe,
he's gotta I got bump. Yeah, you got that funny.

(02:01:06):
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(02:01:26):
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