The Day We Learned New Words

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Proportions of this program are prerecorded. Don't go anywhere because
this is gonna be groundbreaking radio. Hello. Listening to every morning,
I like they're so funny, it just gets me going.
I love it. Guys are amazing. My mom I walked
in and she caught me wearing her pantyhose, showing you

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are literally my best friend. Oh. I love big black
bouncy balls. Stupid strand in the morning show. It is stupid.
The whole damn thing is just stupid. Yeah, it is
what we do for a living is just stupid. I
love it. It's the best ever. Welcome to the day. Hi, Gandhi, Hello,

(00:43):
Hi Danielle, good morning. Hello, They're scary. Hello, Hi, Scottie B.
Good morning. Hello the producer sam oh Hi, Hi oh
straight Nate. Well, of course missing today is our Froggy.
We spoke to him yesterday. He is on the end
and he will be back as soon as possible. So
I was waking up this morning thinking I love cake

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and I love oceans. Do you love cake? Yeah? You
love oceans. I see what's happening? What could this mean?
See you walking around gets some fute and rule so serious,
go out to sea. We just get it started. Don't

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you sit so dip soo waist time when the masterpiece,
to waist time with the masterpiece. You should be roaming me.
You should be roaming me. It would be a lap fantasy.
It would be a lap fantasy. But your movie is
so carefully. That's start living dangerously. So yeah, keep the

(02:03):
can't by the only crazy. Yeah, yeah, keeping can't by
the shans hot seeing laking rising from your phone one

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of another days, American. Yes, ma'am, I'm tired of candy
on the dry land. Lad waste with the masterpiece. To
wasteam with the masterpiece. You shouldn't be roaming me. You
should be rum me. You will real last fantasy, You
will real last fantasy. But your movie is so carefully.

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Let's stop living dangerously. I'm going to this such a gater,
just go to gons and grant. Yea, keep going okay
with the cake by the Osha. How you be night

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on this gown? Yea yea, keep going o Bay cake
by the Sha, Keep away, keep away, liten so to

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me got out to me this such a gater, keep
on right, keep keep wow. What a great song. I

(04:44):
totally missed that song. Yes, totally. Well, now I don't
because we played it well. Welcome to Spirit Day. We
celebrate every single year with our friends at GLAD. This
is the day we bring it up and we talk
about it. This is no time to tolerate bully anyone.
And today we uh we highlight LGBTQ kids and seriously

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so sparit day. We encourage everyone to wear purple. Yep, oh,
I'm noticing not all of us are wearing purple today.
I will go put a purple shirt on. I have one.
I'm ready. Okay, it's purple on. Hal's wearing purple. There's
producer Sam Scary. Your purple on purple just flew right
in as we Scary wearing maroon, which is like a

(05:26):
dark dark purple. Sure, Scotty B is that purple? It
is purple? Yes, it's p and Nate is wearing that's
not purple, dark purple plumb. We have on light purple.
He has on dark purple. They need to match us anyway. Welcome,
Welcome to Spirit Day. Please wear something purple today. Uh.
And let's go talk to our first caller of the day, Ciara, Ciara,

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how long has it been since you've been to the gym.
I've actually never been to the gym before, and this
is your first week going to the gym. You decided
it's time to go. Talk about that. So I have
a wedding in a week and I was trying on
dresses about three weeks ago. I was not too happy
with the result. So I desired to be my own cheerleader,

(06:13):
be something for myself, and I'm trying to change it
my life. So you know, never ever is it too late.
It's always the right time to kick it in. You
know what, CRS. Since you're going back to the gym
today today, I will actually consider working out. I'm not
gonna lie. The last song gave me other other ideas

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for today. But I know the cake in the ocean
don't match. If you eat too much cake, you feel
weird about going to the ocean. I don't know. Have
you tried kicking the ocean the cake anywhere? It's pretty
good to me. I know I'm a cacoholic. We were
talking about this yesterday. Yesterday was like National Dessert Day
or whatever the hell it was. I'm definitely a fake

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over pie person. Yeah, I think I love a good pie,
Don't get me wrong. But I'm falling on the cake side. Plus,
you never hear of a wedding pie. It's a wedding cake. Yeah,
it's a birthday cake. You know. All right, we'll see
all enjoy your your time. But the gym you're gonna
love it. And good luck with that wedding as well.

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And thank you for being the first caller of the day.
We're going to send you some Elvis Trained Morning show
scrubs from Hackensack, Marina. Thank you so much. Can I
also say I've been listening to you guys since I
was five years old. I'm now twenty three, and it's
crazy that I've been listening to Elvis Train in the
morning show this long. Wait wait, so you been listening
for eighteen years basically, yeah, ever since I was in kindergarten. Yeah,

(07:43):
my first year of grad school. So here we are.
Isn't that weird that? Uh, you know, we were with
you every day going to school. We were there with you,
you know, all the time. We were there. We're part
of your life. And sorry, I love that. That is
such an honor to know that we've been with you
like this. I feel like we're I feel like we're

(08:05):
watching like an old dog food commercial and we're like
the other dog that needs to be a puppy and
now and now we're your old dog with gray whiskers. Yeah,
a car ramp. All right, we have a beautiful dcara
and you stay with us. Okay, thank you so much.
All right, hold on one second. Wow, isn't that crazy? Yeah?

(08:25):
Almost twenty five years that's damn Zane? All right, producer Sam,
who are you doing your horoscopes with? I wanted to
be a special day. Let's do them with Scottie b d.
It's not Nate. Thank you so much. So. If you're
having a birthday today, you celebrate with chef Emerald Legassi.
He's sixty one and Keisha Cole is thirty nine. And Capricorns.

(08:48):
Your curiosity is causing you to seek answers in uncommon places.
Try to fact check for a well rounded perspective. Your
day is an eight Aquarius. Try to tune out the
negativity that may be going on around you, and it's
tune into the positivity that you're trying to emit. Your
days of ten Pisces. A group meeting could have you
grasping concepts that once seemed foreign or unusual. To you

(09:09):
embrace change. Your day is a ten Aries. Throw your
focus and energy into getting any long standing tasks completed.
Your days and eight Taurus try to expand your mind
into looking for creative solutions to your latest projects. Your
day is a seven Gemini. Your mind is preoccupied on
what's making other people tick. Try and focus on what

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you want and need. Your days of nine Cancer look
for invigorating conversations that are intellectually stimulating, and we'll get
you to dream big. Your day is an eight Leo.
A stimulating discussion on your future will set you to
plan confidently for the road ahead. Your days of nine Virgo,
your brain is positively buzzing. Get to writing down all

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your ideas. They could come in handy in the future.
Your day is a nine Libra. A friend with a
shared interest could seek you out. Try to divulge in
their opinions to challenge your own. Your days of seven Scorpio,
do not get ahead of yourself. Take a step back
and survey the landscape. Your day is an eight and
finally Sagittarius, seek comfort in a close family member or

(10:11):
friend for advice to tackle any issue that might be
weighing you down. Your day is a nine, and those
are your Thursday morning horos folks. Yeah, I do believe
someone has a birthday today. Yeah, I don't know. Could
it be Garrett, It could be, just might be. We'll
check in with the birthday boy a little bit. Let's
get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi.

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What's going on? All right? Coronavirus cases are rising in
the nation and around parts of the world, with Russia
now setting records for positive cases, Paris now in acting
curfews again. And here in the US, Iowa is seeing
a huge surge with sixty one care facilities reporting outbreaks.
Wisconsin is seeing record numbers, and now health officials in
Pennsylvania say they are seeing a surge as well, with

(10:54):
over one thousand cases a day. As we mentioned yesterday,
small gatherings at home seemed to be the huge source
of the spread right now, So keep that in mind
as we head toward Thanksgiving, and as we always say,
keep covering your nose and your mouth when you go out.
I don't even want to gather with myself. Stop breathing,
just look away, all right. Today is also the last

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day of the Amy Coney Barrett Supreme Court confirmation hearings.
The meeting of the Senate Judiciary Committee will begin at
nine am Eastern. Senate Republicans are pushing for a final
vote before November's election day, which is expected to happen
as Lindsay Graham wants to schedule a vote for October
twenty second. Two Republican senators who recently tested positive for
the coronavirus are actually expected to attend today's session, giving

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the committee enough members to send the Barrett nomination to
the full Senate next week. And finally, police in San
Francisco are asking the public to please stop and look
around for a rare ringtailed lemur that was stolen from
the city zoo. His name is Maki. He went missing
Wednesday and police found evidence that somebody had broken into
the habitat where he was born twenty one years ago.

(11:59):
Zoo fish will say that they understand lemurs are adorable animals,
but he is highly endangered and requires special care. Mackie
is one of the zoo's oldest lemurs and requires a
very specialized diet. So if you see him, let them know.
And those are your three things. Hey, So people are
commenting on line about Scotty be doing the horoscopes. Yeah,
and they say he sounds like a car dealer. He's
got a perfect, professional sounding voice. Here's the thing about Scottie,

(12:22):
unlike the rest of us, he has that voice all
the time. Yeah, yeah, he always he always has the
perfect announcer's voice, even when he's like, I'm going to
take the trash out now. Yeah, I don't do that.
I don't take trash out. Oh. There are a couple
um late night old ladies shows that I watch every
now and then, like Golden Girls, and there are some

(12:42):
announcers on there that sound exactly like Scottie. There's one
for a Hemp Vauna commercial. Every time I heard him
like Scotti that you you have that professional sound all time,
all the time. I should do commercials. I don't commercial, yes,
but not for a Hemp Gandhi it's Hemp vauna. It's
very relaxing. Yeah, you're doing it. Just take the money

(13:03):
at cash man. It's a dying breed. Scotty was dope.
Everybody hump is dope. Text messages say we need more
Scotty doing the scope. Scotti be the right type of
positivity we need. Scotti is such a calm soothing, exciting voice.
He had such a good voice. Yeah, Scotty, thank you, Scotti.
Me sounds so professional. I love it. Oh my god,

(13:23):
he sounds like a car dealer. So good going. I
think you've replaced Nate in the horse coupe. Oh sorry, Nate? Really? Yes, yes, really,
all right, we gotta do a show. We have four
hours to argue about this. Let's get going. You guys
ready for your day? Yeah? Oh yeah, let's have it
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, well well well, well,
well what do we have here? Look at this room
filled with all these crazy people. Thank you all for
wearing purple. And I know that we don't all have
matching purple shirts on, but that's the whole point. Yeah,
we're all different, but we're all we're all connected through purple.
It's spirit. Thanks for not making me feel bad. Guys,

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I love you. I know we're You may not hear
it listening to us, but we're having some technical glitches.
Did you guys hear one ear just go out? No? No, no, Yeah.
I just had an ear go out. Then it came
back on. Maybe it's my ear, Maybe it's not my headphones.
Oh boy, once again, what's old as new again? I

(15:17):
was on episode eight or nine or whatever of the
first season of West Wing last night and I just
I'm sitting there crying. The dogs are looking at me like,
what what can we do to help you? There were
I saw a two seasons or two episodes yesterday. That
made me cry. It was like, what a what a
great show? Check it out. Um, let's see what else.

(15:40):
How was your night last night, Danielle? What did you do?
We watched The Hunting of blind Man or another episode
of that, which was awesome, and it was such a
gorgeous night by us. Last night. My girlfriend and I
went for an hour walk in the dark. But there's
all there's all lights all over, you know, all over
the streets. But it was such a beautiful evening. It
was awesome. It was night nice. I had all the

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doors and windows open and there's a little breeze coming through.
If we could just push paws and leave it like
this for a while, wonderful. What about you, Gandhi? How
was your night last night? It was good. Um. I
was gonna maybe save this for my around the room,
but my boyfriend has started to do something that he
finds hilarious and it is kind of funny, but it
makes me want to choke him. So we did a
lot of like arguing and fighting and attacking each other

(16:22):
last save it. Save it sound very very good, I'll producer, Sam,
How was your night? It was pretty good? A friend's
dog kind of made me her bitch while I was
babysitting her, So that was fun good. Yeah, well, yeah, god,
you know, I've led my entire life trying to be
so much bitch. I'm a prison wife. Now. Nate keeps
trying to make me his bitch and it's not gonna work. Nate,
don't let him. If anything, you're trying to make me

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your bitch. Now I don't. I don't need a bitch, Nate.
How was your night. We had a busy day at
the house yesterday. It was It was a good night.
We got a lot done during the day. Cut some
trees down. Yeah, we saw that. Thank god you got
someone to help you, Nate. How did you think you
were going to do that? Yeah, well it didn't look

(17:04):
that hard until they started doing it. Okay, Nate sends
us to pictures of the trees. So back up. So
Nate asked Scottie Bee to bring him a sharpened axe. Yeah,
so Scotty b brings an axe to the city and
they make an exchange, you know, in the in the dark,
so no one will see them with an axe in
the city. So he goes home. He's playing on chopping
down like four trees right. Nate sends us pictures of

(17:26):
these trees. Nate, those are like they are sixty feet tall. Well,
I have an empty lot next to me, so I
was thinking that there would it wouldn't hit the house
next to me, it would hit the empty lot on
the other side, Nate, Nate, why would you even consider
doing because it's expensive falls on your frigging house. The

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pictures that he sent us, there's like a rope tied
to the very very top of the tree, clearly to
guide it in a direction to fall right. There's no
way he was even going to get up there to
help that. Were we gonna do like push it in
the direction? No, I wasn't going to cut it down
like that. I was just gonna go Paul Bunyan style
and just chop it right down at the notary. Was
your night last night? It was good. I walked a
mile to get my food rather than have it seamless

(18:11):
over to me, because I feel like if I walked
two miles there and back, you know, I'm doing a
little bit of exercise. You are very very good thing
you did, ye, thank you. I'm glad Brodie's not here
to say something snarky about I'm sure. Let's put him on.
Let's see. Let's see if Brody and Scary can go
through a conversation without fighting each other. Hey, Brodie, did

(18:33):
you hear what Scary said he did yesterday? Yes? On
the radio. Second, we mended our fences because the yesterday
afternoon we did a Brooklyn Boys podcast episode and we
all tied everything into a nice bow to let people
know that we are friends in real life. Yea, now this, yeah,

(18:53):
there was Actually there was actually people on social media
chastising Scary for for making fun of Brody being a
beaten house husband. So yeah, it got pretty dirty. Brodie,
how are you doing. Did you have a good night?
I did, Yes, thank you. I had leftover Chinese food

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for the fourth night in a row, quite an evening.
Are you in the bathroom? I'm in the garage boy.
All right, Well, look, we just want to check in
with you. Have a beautiful morning. We're here if you
need this, Okay, I'm here, all right, right, please hold
into the feel goods producer saying all right, So I

(19:35):
know twenty twenty has been a really tough year for
all of us on a multitude of ways. Yeah, just terrible,
but it's kind of nice to see stories of those
couples that are thriving right now, like this one. It's
Perceval and his partner and they've been trying to have
a baby for six painful years and it's not worked out.
I feel like I should also mention that Perceval is
a Pelican. This is not a human. I'm talking about

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oh first of all, and his mate our and they
live in an Australian sanctuary called Twinnies Pelican and Seabird Rescue,
and this pair would trade off sitting on egg after egg,
and they were all infertile, going on for years, and
it was just so painful for these rescue workers to
watch this bird that they really grew to love experienced
this over and over again. So they stepped in unbeknownst

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to Perceval. They took a fertile egg from another couple
that were very fertile, so they're not missing it, and
they put it in Perceval's nest and boom, soon after.
He was a proud papa. The rescue workers say, he
pays so much attention to this bird, which the photos
up on elvistrand dot com. He's really ugly, but oddly adorable.
At the same time, I've never seen a baby pelican

(20:42):
so funky looking, but it's just so cute. And they
say they actually have seen a change in this pelican's
mood from these six years of sitting on eggs to
being a father. So it's really precious. You've got to
go check it out at elvistrand dot com and if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam and elvistrand dot com, subject line feel good excellent.
What's for dinner tonight? Oh oh, Williams challenged me to

(21:04):
make a flatbread pizza, so we'll see how that goes. There,
you go, that sounds good. We'll see you know what
I did yesterday or last night for dinner. And I
always tell you always have flour tortillas in your refrigerator.
They last a long time. They're so versatile. I made
casadias last night that we're kick ass. Oh yeah, you
just whatever's in the refrigerator, chop it up and saute
it a little bit and then put it in there

(21:26):
and cheese and melting and whatever. It might be my
Friday dinner. Thank you, do it? Do it. Have a
beautiful day. Producer Sam, we'll talk to you a little
bit o. Uh So, Danielle, your first report of the
day on the way. What are you making up today?
What what fake news are you dishing out? I'm gonna
talk about a face math that smells like bacon. And
we've got new music on the way from some of

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our favorite artists. All right, perfect that and more on
the way after this. That's something to tell us, text us,
we might put you on the air. Hey, Danielle, this
text or mayonnaise is nasty, should never be made again.
Thank you. In the morning show. You know what, we

(22:08):
were all so so impressed with the series Red Table Talk,
hosted by Jada Pinkett Smith, and we found out so much,
so much information about their private lives. When they sat
down and they just talked around this red table, right,
a lot about her marriage with Will came out, and
the good and the bad. I mean it was to

(22:29):
the core stuff you would not get anywhere else, right, Yeah,
So they decided to expand the series Red Table Talk.
Now with the Stefans. We're talking about Gloria Stepan and
her daughter Emily and her niece Lily. So what they
do is they they bought them. Well, we'll get to
that in a second. They sit around the red table
and they talked deeply about their family, their connection with

(22:52):
each other, and uh, very personal things that you rarely
ever hear celebrities talk about. Um And it's a series.
They invite friends on Rosy O'Donnell and Michelle Rodriguez and
a lot of different people are going to be on
their series for Red Table Talk. It's just incredible and
you can watch it on Facebook Watch. By the way,
so we had a conversation yesterday with Gloria as Stefan

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and her daughter Emily, who has performed music on our show,
and we didn't talk to niece Lily. Lily's story is
very interesting. She talks about her divorce, being blindsided when
a paparazzi took a picture of her husband with another
woman and then she was blackmail to pay two hundred
thousand dollars to not have the pictures released. You can
learn more about that watching the show. Also, Emily talking

(23:35):
about coming out of the closet. What's it like being
a famous daughter of a famous performer an artist coming
out of the closet. So anyway, the first question to
them I'm just gonna give you a couple of answers
and then I want you to make up your mind
whether you want to go watch it or not. I
think it's amazing. The first question was what is it
about this red table? And is there one where do
you buy a red table? I think I'll ask the

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question again right here. Here's what the conversation went like,
let's talk about a red table talk. Yeah, it's available
on Facebook. Watch the dumb question? First, did you have
to go out and find a red table? Who sells
red tables? The red table which up our hands? But
you know what, I think they injected with truth serum

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or something Jada didn't tell us. But like the minute
you sit at the table and your hands touch it,
it has its own kind of like persona, the table
it has an energy. I think it's because we also respect,
you know, all the great work that Jada, Unwillow and
Gammy and the team did, and the table does kind
of have an energy glowing around it. Yeah. So they

(24:38):
sit around the red table and they have conversations that
I think we all need a red table in our homes,
and I kind of think this show that we do.
Danielle Gandhi we have this is like our own red table.
We sit there and we don't really filter out a
lot here, do we. And so the question to Glorious Stefan,
which we would have been just fine with her her
incredible catalog of music, why do we need to no more? So,

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the question was, actually, what's the point of you guys
doing the show. We've been familiar with the music in
the family for so long, but only to a certain point.
It's always have been about the music. And of course
there are other stories in your career that have come forward,
but nothing as deeply as red Table Talk goes. So

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what made you decide let's open it up, let's turn
the filters off, and let's share our deepest some of
our deepest, darkest stories or brightest stories with the world.
For me, I was a big fan of Red Table.
I found them very brave and very helpful to people.
So I whereas at another point in my career I

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might not have gone there because I've spent so much
time really working on the you know, the communication through
the music. But I think also with the advent of
social media and stuff, things have changed in the way
that celebrities are perceived and we make a much tighter,
more human connection. And that has always been my goal

(26:03):
through music, So this is a good opportunity to do
so now on a different level, on a more human
and deeper level. We're trying to in some way, you know,
after this pandemic, to help people not feel so alone.
You know, people think that celebrities live this certain kind
of life, and everybody's the same. We're all human beings.
And I think it's a good way to be able

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to create more connection and hopefully help some people along
the way. And then finally leave it to Danielle to
try to get to the scandal. And I tell you,
they do reveal some things during these conversations, these red
table talks that are wow, really, I can't believe you're
telling us these things. Here's Danielle's question, is there anything
that we're going to find out about you guys that

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we're going to be like, oh, get out, no way.
You know what. I don't know, because to us is normal,
to you guys might be you know, surprising. I mean,
if you're interesting to know about, may or may not
have extra nipples. Oh good, always I'm always looking for

(27:05):
extra nipples. I'm a nipple horn. I've got like you have,
so nipples. They're gonna talk about nipples, something you never think.
Glorias Stefan we'll be talking about and we got it
out of her. And I'll remind you checking out Red
Table Talk the Estafans. It's available on Facebook Watch. Uh,

(27:27):
it's an incredible, incredible series. I'm dying to know who
they have lined up next. Do we know Gandhi? Have
they announced or Danielle? No, I do not know that.
Hum well, give it, give it a whirl. And we
must say that Gloria and Emily Stefan are just super
kind and wonderful human beings. And I've known Gloria since
the eighties, the nineteen eighties, if you're wondering, and she's

(27:49):
always been just so kind and so wonderful. And it
was great talking to them. Anyway, Daniel, you're ready to go? Yep,
all right, into the Daniel Report. What's going on? All right?
So this is not really celebrity news, but I like bacon,
so I thought I would do it for you. So
Hormel is coming out? Who you know? They give you
your meat and your chili anyway, they're giving you Breathable Bacon.

(28:11):
It's a face mask and on it there is bacon
pictures and then it's scented like bacon. And apparently people
who have already gotten it said it really smells like bacon.
It's available now until October twenty eighth, and you have
to go to Breathable Bacon dot com to get yours.
I don't know, hold on, hold on, I'm typing it

(28:31):
in breathable Okay, yeah, okay, got iton. Rihanna is on
the Forbes Rich's Self Made Women List for the first time,
with a net worth of six hundred million dollars. Oprah Madonna,
Taylor Swift, Ellen's generous, a bunch of the Kardashians all
on the list as well. Last night, the Billboard Music
Awards happened. Finally, post Malone went into the show as

(28:53):
the artist to beat sixteen nominations. He wound up winning
nine of those. Billie Eilish was also a big winner.
She took all all three awards. Um, so that was
pretty cool. A lot of recaps going on on social
if you haven't seen it. John Cena is a married man.
He and his girlfriend Shay, who, by the way, as
a project manager got married. They've been together since twenty
eighteen after he and Nicky Bella broke up, so congratulations

(29:17):
to them. A two thousand nineteen survey found that thirty
percent of millennials feel that they have a better shot
at getting a date with an A list celebrity than
ever owning a house. Real god, Yep, that's that's weird.
I wonder why. I don't know, but I think that
was so interesting that celebrities are now more open and

(29:38):
whatever on social media than ever before. People they think
they know them, you can marry them, and it's impossible
to save money. Yeah, Ariana Grand they took to social set.
I can't wait to give you my album this month,
So that's exciting news. Rulers going around that cardib and
Nicki Minaj are coming out with the collaboration, that they

(29:58):
have squashed every thing, that things are okay, and Cardie
tweeted something that was like really cryptic, So I don't know, Adele.
We're supposed to get new music soon. There an album
in mid November hopefully, and Miley Cyrus said that her
collaborations would do Alipa will be coming out very soon
as well. So a lot of good stuff on the

(30:19):
way tonight depends on where you want to be. I
guess ABC gives you a vice president and the people.
It's a special edition of twenty twenty. Joe Biden will
be answering questions then, or you can go over to
NBC with Savannah Guthrie. She will be moderating a town
hall with President Trump and some Florida voters. So it
depends on where you want to go tonight. For that,
you know that they're doing their own things because of

(30:40):
everything that's been going on. Baseball's on tonight, keeping up
with the Kardashians, the Broadshaw Bunch. Flip or Flop is back.
I know Elvis is loving the West Wing, and I'm
still loving the Haunting of Blind Manner. If you're interested
and report flip off Flop is back, I feel like
that's the demn that's the debate. You have flip on one, networking,
flow up on the other. Yeah, right there, all right,

(31:02):
it's not it's not a debate though. That's whatever tonight
is so silly, so stupid. I wish they just would
do a debate. That's the whole point. It's like if
one person throws a party and chase your enemy, and
then you go, I'm gonna throw a party on the
same day. I know, I don't understand what happens. Or
maybe one do an hour on one network, then the
other do another hour on the other network. At least, yeah,

(31:23):
I don't know whatever. I'll be watching West Wing. I know.
I think I've been watch keeping up with the Kardashians. Yeah,
both of them the way it should be us Cheyenne,
still on the phone on twenty four Cheyenne, Welcome to Thursday.
How are you? How are you, Cheyenne? Good? What's going on? Um?

(31:45):
I have officially lost a hundred and ten pounds? Why God, congratulations.
Obviously that was not an easy task. How did you
do it? Um? Actually I have the same surgery you did,
a heigastric police surgery a year ago in July. So
now down one hundred and ten pounds. That's amazing. Congratulations.

(32:07):
Oh wow. Yeah, I love hearing these stories. I have
a consultation actually next week too, to see about UM
having some plastic surgery done. So it's gonna be expensive,
but saving for it. Yeah, I got it, I got it.
But what a what a great decision you made in
your life? May I ask you how old you are?

(32:30):
I am twenty four. Okay, so one hundred and ten
pounds in a year. It's incredible in a year. Yes,
I rememberposed to have it a few years ago, but
I kind of chickened out because at the time I
was only nineteen and I was like, no, you know,
I didn't get it. I can do it myself. But
I just had some It's never too late, Shy, It's

(32:51):
never too late. And I had it. I didn't haven't
done until I was in my fifties, and I wished
I had done it earlier. But I did it. It's
great and I don't regret one second of it. Congratulations
to you, Shay, thank you and have a have a
safe and healthy life. Okay too, thank you. Okay, bye
bye these phones. But got one hundred and ten pounds
in a year. Her. By the way, today, I believe

(33:14):
is the West Wing special on HBO Max. Oh you
know what they did? They actually made sort of a play.
I think it's more of a it's more of a
script read like a read session of an old episode
with the original cast. I'm in, I'm so in. I
just wish that's the way it was in the White House.
I don't think it ever will be. But anyway, you guys, uh,

(33:34):
what are we doing today? Do we have any guests? No? Guests? Office? No?
Do you want one? Why don't you go down on
the street and just bring someone upstair? Want to? No? No,
we've done that before. Okay, that was pre Corona days there. Yea,
we have a pandemic going on, Scary, I will talk
about something that's going on. As you know, today is
Spirit Day and we celebrate every year with our friends

(33:55):
at GLAD where it's all about stopping bullying for the
GBTQ community and the kids and especially youth. Okay, so
every year we get purple sh shirts that say Spirit Day,
and we ordered them and most of us have them.
For a picture. Gandhi's waiting for hers. Scary got his,
and he's having trouble with this parat Day shirt. I'm
very flattered that you think I'm a medium in this

(34:17):
part of the year, but I'm actually a large. So
he's complaining. I mean, how does it feel You've got
a sausage? Yeah, sausage trying to be squeezed into its casing. Elvis.
I first of all, the point you could see how
you could see every bulge of my body, every the
contour of every my love handles. It's out of control. Ye,

(34:39):
how this shirt doesn't fit? It is very very Uh
snug rules are not on the same plane either, though.
You can see one's kind of low, ones kind of uneven, Steve.
So you know what they did. They sent me a large,
and I've got so much room. I don't know what
to do about it. I can't believe you. You can
say two of you when you were a shirt. So

(35:00):
you think they've made a mistake that set me your
shirt and I and then you you have my medium.
I think I was supposed to get the large and
you were supposed to get the medium. But I will
say this. You said you had a tip from me
on how I could stretch this thing. Yes, yeah, here's
how you straight shirts. This is from my old needing
to stretched shirt days when I was larger. You know, Uh,
you go to crouch down, crouch, crouch down. Now put

(35:23):
the shirt over your knees as far as you can
down to your ankles. It won't go over it. Come on,
This is the whole point. This is how you stretch
your shirt. Okay, all the way down to your ankles.
All right, I hope we get stuck. Okay, all right,
now kind of wiggle around, and that's stretching your shirt out.
It's gonna make it a little less form fitting. Okay, Okay,
down there, No, not real, Nate, it's not taking a video.

(35:45):
They go push them over. Okay, I think I got
the shirt over. Okay, come back up, ken, Okay, wiggle
around a little bit. This is what we tell children
not to do your shirt out. Okay, is it? It's
a little, it's a little. It's actually looser on the bottom,
but now I got to get a looser on the
top because where my neck is, yeah, where your breasts

(36:07):
are basically, let's let's call a spadeous bade, Nate, do
you want to tell him what happened? It's a telly
ordered You have medium on purpose. We were contemplating as small,
but they were like, he'll never fit into that. No,
that wouldn't have gone through that hole. These aren't the

(36:29):
generous brand of shirts. You know. Sometimes there are certain
brands that are like a little more generous with the
It's not a generous it's not a generous brand. It's
a it's a. It's a non generous size, is all right?
Well anyway, But that said, it is Spirit day. We're
encouraging I mean, it's not too late. We're encouraging everyone
to put on some purple wear purple today so you

(36:51):
can spread the word. We need to take a break,
Scary needs a breather. We'll be back after this. I
want to be part of the next conversation. We're watching
everything you do x now you're on the radio talking
about it, which is my favorite thing ever. In the
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This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Yeah, it's
weird when you choose a show on TV to bench
and it's a show that has very smart writing and

(37:38):
very big words. Yeah, Like I'm watching right now and
I'm thinking, God, I want to know. I used to
be great at English. I used to be a master
of the English language, and I love learning about new words. Whatever,
and then you know, the longer I'm in radio hanging
out with a bunch of bozos, I've forgot everything that's

(37:58):
not I know, but if if I, if I started
using big words all the time, then people be like, oh,
what's he trying to prove. I'm like, no, I just
want to talk like me. You know, I don't use
words like serendipitous love that word is your favorite big word?
Do you have a fas one of my favorite big words?
Serendipitous it's just a great one. Um, what about you, Daniel,

(38:20):
do you have your favorite big words? I told you
super califragiolytic xpialidocious word favorite. I guess it is a
word if you were. I don't know. I feel like
it's not that crazy big a word. But I like
the word indicative a lot as well. Indicative. Indicative is good.
It doesn't have to be a big word. It's just
a word that we don't use a lot, like kerfuffle.
I think Nate Nate used kerfuffle just the other day.

(38:43):
Yeah and brew ha ha, they're both basically the same thing,
if I'm not mistaken. You know, another one I like
is um hullaballoo. One holla, blue, Why are we causing such?
What's all the hullabaloo about? Words are powerful, they're fun,

(39:03):
and it's good to start using them. But when you
fold them into your everyday conversation, people look at you
and did you just say hullabaloo? I like lolligag lolli gag.
It's a good one. That's a good one. Um. I
don't know. Extrapolate is always fun. That's good if you
want to count vagabonds fun or if you want to

(39:26):
go to food, Gargonzola is always good. I don't know. Uh. Camaraderie,
that's a hard one to spell, by the way, camaraderie
I wouldn't even know where to start. C A M
y A R c A M A r A D

(39:47):
D E r I E derry camaraderie. I use the
word behoove a lot. Behoo, it would behoove you, Yeah,
Malarkey's fun. Bescons, oh, another one or another food word
we use a lot now more than ever. Charcuterie are
some you A lot of people say charcuterie, or in

(40:08):
more of a French down charcut. You have to put
it like in the back of the throat, so to speak. Uh, circuitous,
that's a good one. Do you know what circuitus means? No,
it means it's longer than the most direct way. Circuitous anyway,
So here's here's my uh my challenge. Find a word

(40:31):
like that and use it in conversation today and blow
someone's mind, just to stress people out. Stress amount cantankerous
is good. People are texting in juxtaposition, Oh, repugnant and
hooting nanny n nincompoop conundrum. A conundrum is great. I

(40:51):
love a good conundrum. Yeah, pers nicketty, I use that
one a lot. Soliloqui. Soliloqui is a good one. I
don't know. I don't mean bore even big words, but
I think it's great. I think it's great to hold
in on a new word every day and learn it
and use it and watch your friends watch your friend's
amazement on their faces. Uh now, okay, So we are

(41:14):
up to the thirty dollars free money phone tap coming
up in a few minutes, thanks mainly to Garrett for
his twenty eight dollars, and Brody has two dollars he's
donating today to the cause. So the thirty dollars free
Montey phone tap on the way. But am i am
I correct in saying, Nate, did I see an email
go by yesterday that we have sold out the phone
taps for the rest of the year. Is that? What

(41:35):
is that? What I read? Nay? The phone with a listener?
Why the why are the lights off in your room
where you're where you're now working? Well, no, we saw
something across the street at the hotel, so we turned
them off so they wouldn't spy us. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
you're you're watching people doing it in the hotel and
the street. Well, we don't think they're doing it anymore,

(41:57):
but it looks like they're posts doing it. There's a
one on a bed and she has her knees in
the air. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, No, no, I'm
not talking about them across the street. I'm talking about
you needing to turn off the lights so you are
you aren't detected watching them? Don't you find somebody watch? Yeah,
it's creepy that you're there in the dark, watching through

(42:20):
a hotel room window to draw attention to ourselves. Look exactly,
don't look. That's the creepy part. It's right there. But
it's right out the window and it's in my face.
If it's in my face, I literally turn around and
are Okay, Nate, is your Are you saying that they're
asking for it? No, I'm not saying that you're saying
for it. There's another word that just came through it degenerate.

(42:43):
I'm not saying they're asking for it, Elvis. But if
I look, I don't want them to think that I'm staring. Yeah,
trying hard would be if we had binoculars. But if
it's in plain sight, in front of our face, what
are we to do? Well, you're you're to face this
way and do the show that you're being paid to do.
So you turn the lights off and you're like little
creeps looking across the street. Respect to know that it's

(43:03):
disrest It's even more disrespectful because because you're hiding it. Listen,
if you guys were here, I guarantee you take a gander.
You remember we used to hold the sign up that
says call the show with the Yeah, you need full
disclosure and you need to be transparent. They need to
know you're watching, because it's extra creepy if they don't know.

(43:25):
You want to work in the open here's what you do.
Turn the lights on and just focus on doing the show. Now,
what was I asking Nate something you're asking him about?
Is it true that we are sold out for the
free money foam tap for the rest of the year.
I heard rumor that they're selling them out. Now, well,
we definitely have one for next week. Oh good, and
then we have several more coming up in November, I believe. Okay,

(43:48):
all right, good see, so we can save out of
pocket money exactly all right? Yeah, uh what scary Scottie
B scott That makes me up? Sense? I was supposed
to give away four dollars in stale cereal next week
we give No, we're not giving away cereal. It's it's money.
We give away money, four dollars and stale Cereal. Well, no, no, no,

(44:11):
the week after. I don't think he's sponsored. I think
we're good there. Let's get into the three things we
need to know while oh another good word, voyeur? Yes,
Christina online five. As we get into the three things,
Hello Christina, what's going on? Hey Elvis, I'm wanted to
correct Nate on kurfuffle and brew Haha. Okay, please go ahead. Okay,

(44:36):
So where I'm at a brew haha means a party
or gathering, So we're going to the brew haha. Right,
And kurfuffle is a like an argument of some sort.
Sometimes it involves a little shoving. Really, now, Nate, you
know that she's saying there's a difference between kirkfuffle and

(44:56):
brew haha. Okay, well I looked it up. In brew
haha means a noisy and overexcited reaction or response to something.
So maybe I've been misusing bruhaha all these years. Right, maybe,
And a kerfuffle is an entanglement of a negative nature. Okay, okay,
all right, perfect, Thank you for studying the record straight, Christina,

(45:17):
have a beautiful day and keep using big words. I
love it absolutely. Thanks. All right, now into the three
things we need to know what's going on Gandhi. All right.
President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden will not
debate tonight, but they are still competing. Trump is going
to take part in a town hall with NBC News,
while Biden feels questions in a town hall on ABC.

(45:37):
Both events will begin at eight pm Eastern time. But
of course, now there's a growing call for NBC to
be boycotted by those upset that Trump's town hall is
happening at the same time as Biden's. The pressure doesn't
appear to be working. Both events are expected to go
on as planned. Coronavirus cases are rising in the country
or in the world, and in parts of the nation
right now, Russia setting records for new positive case says,

(46:00):
Paris is about to enact curfews again. And here in
the US, Wisconsin is seeing record numbers, Iowa seeing a
huge surge with sixty one care facilities reporting outbreaks, and
Pennsylvania says that they are now seeing a surge as well,
with over a thousand positive cases a day because of
this news, Are you planning on pulling back a little
bit and your activities. Yeah, I'm supposed to see my

(46:23):
family for Thanksgiving and I never get to see them,
but this is really making me think I don't know
if I should because they're saying that the biggest spread
is coming from small gatherings at home, so it's the
last thing. Yeah, I'm gonna put my friends in family
in danger, so trying to figure out what to do there. Yeah,
And finally, a female penguin just entered the Guinness Book

(46:45):
of World Records as the oldest captive penguin, and he
guesses about how old she is penguin. Keep in mind
she's forty one years old. Yea the average for a penguin.
They typically live to be about thirty in captivity and
half of them at in the wild. So this penguin
really has some years on her. Congratulations, her name is old.

(47:07):
And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. All right,
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(48:13):
we welcome you to the show. All right. You guys
are so so creepy. I told you to stop looking
across the street into the hotel room. Those people, you're
invading their privacy. You're invading their privacy. So they originally said, oh,
the reason why we have the lights off over here

(48:35):
so they can't see us looking across the street at
them in their hotel room. Oh that's creepy enough, right. Yeah.
So then there's a I'm like, well, who, what's over there?
A woman is on her back with her shirt on
but no pants on, and her legs are like or
her knees are like up in the air. And there's
another guy. There's a guy in the room, like in
the corner, well that you just discovered the woman on

(48:55):
the bed is a guy. Yeah, move move breaking news
his head ever so slightly, and it's a full on
balding man with no pants on. But it great legs,
It's fantastic. There are those legs. I could not believe
it to school his legs. I was actually turned on.
I'm like, oh my god, she's got such beautiful legs.

(49:16):
They're nice and smooth. Guys shaves their legs like that.
Every guy in Miami. You don't know if it shaved,
he could be listening. He can be naturally smooth. You
know what you always have to remember, and there's always
a lesson to be learned. Things aren't always as they
see ye, And now parts are coming into views somehow, yeah,

(49:37):
keeping like oh my god, but then rolling back over
the window to make sure that they can see clearly
what's happening. Now his legs are not propped up anymore.
Now they're flat, so you can see the dangling in
that we're dangling. Can we not use that as one
of our new words that we're incorporating into our I can't.
We've been looking at it. Man, this entire time. Believe good,

(50:00):
you need to stop looking, do your job. And again,
if you have to turn the lights off in your
room so they can't see you, that is creepier than creepy.
And the lights are still off, I can tell, well,
it helps us better. I don't know what. And all
of them weren't talking about. Oh this is kind of hot.
I might be a little turned on by what's happening
in this window. Is that what they said, Yes, that's

(50:23):
what they said. That's what Scotty said. That's what Scott said.
It's a guy. How you feeling now? Just not that bad?
I meant he's got great legs. Yeah, you know, it's
still a sexual thing, no matter what I mean, I
don't know. It's okay, very good. See, I like Scotti
has a believe or not, has a healthy grasp on sexuality. Yeah.

(50:46):
I just couldn't believe. I mean, we were staring. I
could have sworn that was a woman. I thought so too.
I turned on by the visual. Yeah, look at this.
Not that it's bad that it turned out to be
a man, but I just so mistaken that I thought
that was a woman. Well, for of all, Uh, they're
not doing this for your pleasure. So what you think
is it doesn't really matter. I think it's just kind
of funny that you perbs over there in the dark

(51:08):
looking at naked people across the street. The thing is,
not only are the blinds open, but the sliding glass
door is wide open, so it's an open door. They're
not doing anything. I think sex they might have, but
I like to think that some of these people are
exhibitionists and want people to watch, because how could you
not think people are looking with doors wide open, lights on,
but they're not doing anything. He's rather is on the

(51:31):
on the bed with a shirt on, just hanging out.
There's just hanging out. Well, we missed the good we
missed the good part. Yeah, god, you guys are over
sex serious down before the sun came up. It was great.
That was instant karma. As soon as they realize the
bald head sat up out of that bed. Oh my god.
Question though, I'm curious, are you do you guys, like,

(51:54):
do you think of sex all the time? Constantly? Not
not all that Scott anymore. I don't know at all
the time? No, son, how much of the time do
you think of it's put in front of us like that. No, Okay,
keep in mind, they didn't put it in front of you.
You put it in front of you. Technically, you're right,
but I mean ten percent of the day, how about

(52:15):
a liar, Lie Daniel. Do you think of sex a lot? Yeah,
but not like that like na like they do. I'm
sure they do it think about it a lot more. Okay.
To clarify, we weren't thinking about sex the until we
were trying to figure out what happened, because it's it's
like a little TV show. It's like a little TV
show happening. There's a there's a towel out on the balcony,

(52:35):
there's a door halfway open, somebody with their legs propped
up on the bed. Right. We only show the after,
so our brains are filling in the before. Yeah, that's
what that was going on there. And as far as
thinking about sex, I mean, I think it's about your environment.
Then you know, you're in a basement right now with
your kids toys and your your your bearded dragon. Okay,

(52:56):
but you're in a studio at the radio station, like
it's not like you're not. And I was not thinking
about sex until I saw what I thought was a
woman with her legs up in the air, that's all.
And no shirt shirt with no pants. Can we just
acknowledge that as soon as you guys said there was
a dingling visible, Sam made a grimace and didn't even

(53:17):
try to run out and look. But if we would
have said, oh, there's a lady part out there, it
would have been six faces on the window, right, like kids,
uh looking through the glass at Baskin Robbins, like sabering,
slabbering all over the uh, the glass. I'll say this now,
it's quite the man if you get by drift. Okay, well, Nate,

(53:39):
everyone gets that drift. You look again, plainly visible. It's
very bar Okay, all right, and hes Nate back to
the window. So what you're saying is you would show
some decorum if you were here in the studio. You
wouldn't be looking at the window. Curiosity wouldn't kill the cat. No, no,

(54:00):
I wouldn't be a part of a group of people
who turned lights off and peer across the street. Creeps, yep,
the creeps. All right, Well that's where did Scotty go.
He's got Okay, let's move on. We have a free
money phone tap. We need to get to a running

(54:21):
really late. Of course, have you noticed that Nate citizens
Nate has his new toy across the street. He forgot
that we have a clock. I don't know. Okay, look
at the clock. It's al all right, you got any money?

(54:43):
It is the free money phone tap. And then we
don't have a lot of money. We're just using money
out of our pockets this week sponsored uh, mostly by
Garrett with twenty eight dollars and a little bit from
Dave Roddy for two dollars, but it all counts. Thirty
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(55:04):
this today? Scary I do. Let's go Elvis, Elvis durand
the Elvis Durand phone tap. Scary Jones back with yet
another mister Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Ben Email doesn't wanted
to play a phone tap on his older sister, Sarah.
Sarah runs a business out of her house, and if
there's one thing that infuriates her that would be telephone telemarketers.

(55:24):
She's been known to go off on them. So Ben
thought this would be a great opportunity for me to
whip out my mister Michael Oppenheimer on her. Let's see
what happens. Hello, are you good afternoon? This is mister
Michael Oppenheimer with the hot dog toaster and bun warmer.
How are you doing today? Miss? I'm sorry for twenty
four dollars and ninety five cents. This hot dog toaster
and bun warmer can be yours with three dollars and no,

(55:47):
I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Is this?
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the hot dog toaster
and bun warmer. Did you know that I'm not interested?
I'm on a do not call one question. Do you
have a barbecue? I don't I'm a barbecue. Well that's
working right now. The solution is the hot dog toaster.
Thank you very much, goodbye. Hello, enjoy that ballpark frank

(56:11):
taste right in the convenience of your kitchen. Ma'am. First
of all, I'm a vegetarian. I do not eat meat,
So can you please stop calling? Let me explain to you.
Try to work here, Let me explain the hot dog
toaster and bun womer. Are you not listening to me?
What do you slide your weener in this line? Can
you please not call me ever ridiculate? I'm trying to walk.

(56:31):
I have clients calling me calling you said it and
forget it. The wiener pops up when it's ready. They
plump when you cook him. Hello, Hello, can this is
mister Michael up behinder with the wrong with you? Are
you hot dog toaster? Is this? This is Michael about company?

(56:57):
Are reporting you to the FBI and the police because
I'm on to do that's close. I rub business here
and you are making my business up? Would you not
call me again? Maybe you could serve hot dogs to
your clients. Get a job. I didn't get to tell
you that the bun warmer portion of the hot dog
toast her will come in handy as you slip that
hot dog between two hot buns. Why being traced and

(57:18):
you're gonna be fired and as illegal. But you didn't
let me finish. You'll relish this products up? Oh Elda,
didn't you be frank? Because why are you kids? Love them?
D me? You d take the woman, sir if you

(57:45):
act now really really really really serious, but really are
you sick? We're gonna throw. What if we throw with
me really thankful that I'm going to smash it hot
dog water, that's what's gonna happen. But ma'am, what if
we throw in this pair of many tongues? Do you

(58:07):
have children, ma'amed? Your children? Yeah? I do have children,
and you are bothering them right now. Imagine the joy
on their face when they cram a big juicy weener
in their mouth. They don't mean hot dogs. We don't
have barbecues. Sing yourself, okay, it's a great American food, ma'am.
It's a judician. It features a timer on an off button,

(58:28):
and vertical hot dog basket and a grease and crumb
tree that slides out for easy cleaning. Are you done yet?
Did you get script out? Script out that they make
you read that you are not aware that there's somebody
on your line like I think I'm getting out a computer?
You are a computer. This world is a mess. You
are calling me about a hot dog machine is a

(58:50):
criminal activity, and I'm that serious. Hello Gifton, this is
mister Michael Oppenheim. Nice to talk to you again, but
it's great to talk to you too. Twenty four dollars.
That's a great price for such a wonderful product. It
comes with a bun warmer and the bunwarmer that's really

(59:12):
what I'm looking for. I love bun warmers because you
don't like cold buns, right, warm buns? No, I like
very warm buns. So this is a very good product
for me, mister oppen whatever name. My name is mister
Michael Oppenhammer, but you can call me Michael Oscar Meyer.
Because with the hot dog toaster and bun warmer, you
could slide your wiener into the That sounds so nice.

(59:34):
I love wieners that slide into slots so easily. The
wiener pops up when it's ready. That's the most amazing
thing I've ever heard in my life. It's just it's
so exhilarating. What is your address? I want you to
come here, and I want you to plug that machine in,
and I want you to stick the hot dog in
the toaster for me. Would you like to pay C
O D or I want it codun delivery? Is Sarah?

(59:55):
Are you coming? Hot dog seller? Is Sarah? I have
on the phone who might be there shortly? He Ben? Really? Ben?
Are you hitting me? Is it Ben's friend? Yeah? His
friend Scary Jones from Elvis demand in the Morning Show
because you've been phone tap you wanted to like my

(01:00:21):
whole day I was, I was starting to cook. I mean,
I've never heard of it was. You guys are crazy,
like usually done. You know, I hang up once, twice
they hang up. You're good at it. I mean, really thing.
I want to buy it? And you were there And
there you go. Today's Free money phone Tap, including extra

(01:00:44):
bonus footage from Sam talking with her microphone on because
scary forgot to turn it off and everyone thinks it
was me. It wasn't me. It was Sam. By the way,
I'm glad that what you said. Was it what we
usually talk about? Oh my god? That much worse. I
don't know because we have some Yeah, maybe we should

(01:01:04):
stop having hair raising conversations because you do on his
board or not. Anyway, that was the free money phone
Tap online eighteen is Ken. Let's go talk to Ken?
Giver one hundred dollars. No, no, no, no, not one
hundred dollars Sorry Ken? Hi, Good morning everyone. Uh you
won thirty dollars from the free money phone taps. I

(01:01:28):
got good news and bad news. The good the bad
news is it didn't happen next week. Because the good
news is we have a thousand dollars free money phone
phone tap every day next week starting Monday. So that's awesome.
But I think though, you're still eligible to win because
it you only won thirty dollars. Isn't that the rule?
If you win under one hundred dollars worth, you can
you're still eligible for the next sixty days, So you're good.

(01:01:50):
That's awesome. Thank you. So I just wanted to say
thank you. You guys make my morning like work. I
always look for like you guys actually came back to work.
I just had a baby four months ago, so it
makes my hour commute amazing. But yes, I wanted to
say thank you, and I would actually like to donate

(01:02:12):
the thirty dollars to maybe getting Froggy something I get low,
or maybe a case of Gatoray, a case of Gatorade.
Here's what I'm gonna do. We're gonna double up Buttercup.
We're gonna send you your thirty dollars and I'm going
to send thirty dollars with a Gatorade to Froggy. How
about that? Awesome? Thank you? Okay, I want you to

(01:02:34):
have your money, and I want to I want Froggy
to have his electoral lights. Well, by the way, I'm
glad you brought up Froggy. People are asking how he's doing.
Both Danielle and I were facetiming with him yesterday and
last night, and uh, he's doing okay. You look it's
it's he's been beaten to hell and this surgery he
went through was a very very tricky thing. But he
is in recovery. He's at home. He's already home. He

(01:02:56):
went home yesterday. I know it, like an hour after
his surgery. Basically, it's what it felt like. It was
so crazy. They took the tubes out of his head
and they put him in the car. They were trying
took me out of the hospital two days after like
an emergency c section. So it's crazy. They're like, oh great,
okay bye. Yeah. But anyway, he's doing very well and

(01:03:17):
he will. He will love the fact that you you
requested we send him some gatorade. I'm gonna go online
and send it right now. Can have a great day.
And congratulations mommy. It's amazing. I have like such an easy,
wonderful baby. She's always happy. Oh wow, good where do
I find one of those? All right, well, thanks for
listening to us. Okay, hold on one second, Ken, the

(01:03:40):
phone's messed up. Uh, there you go. Great story. And
she wants to send gatorade to Froggy and uh, Froggy.
You know, we may talk to him on the phone
a couple of times, but he is officially off. Oh yeah,
knowing Foggy, he's gonna want to work. I'm like, no,
you're not gonna work, and you're not coming on the
microphone until we welcome you back with your official welcome
back show. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't know that. All right, Danielle,

(01:04:07):
you ready to go? Ye? All right, Danielle, make it
all up. What do you have? So you guys, remember
back in July when the Chain Smokers had that concert
in Southampton, New York. It was supposed to be a
drive through and then it wound up being a big
mess with no social distancing. Well, there was a little
investigation from the New York Department of Health, and Governor
Cuomo has fined the promoters of this concert twenty thousand dollars. Also,

(01:04:31):
the town of Southampton all has to get approval from
now on with anything they do, like that, so we'll
see what happens there. Cole Play gave fans a surprise yesterday.
They took to their Instagram accounts to perform a special
live stream in partnership with Global Citizen. It was the
hashtag every Vote Counts campaign and they performed for an
hour and a half. So that was pretty cool for

(01:04:52):
their fans. Um paparazzi the other day, I don't know
if you saw the picture called Billie Eilish out in LA.
She wasn't wearing her normal loose fitting clothes. She was
wearing a really tight tank top and the online trolls
went crazy. They were saying eggs, it's so means. So
Billy took to social she reposted this TikTok about normalizing

(01:05:15):
normal bodies, and she's like, guts are normal, boobs are
gonna sag, especially if you breastfeed. Instagram is not real,
you know. She's like, it's just totally ridiculous. I mean, seriously,
we don't have anything better to do than make people
feel bad. I mean, come on. Matthew McConaughey has written
his memoir Green Lights, that's what it's called. It is

(01:05:35):
coming out on Tuesday. Inside he opens up about his
life and his wife. He said before meeting her he
thought he would never find the one, and then when
they met in two thousand and six, he says they've
been together ever since. Isn't that romantic? So romantic? And
Megan Marco was opening up about quitting social media. Yes,
we know that. When she became a royal, they kind

(01:05:56):
of took control over the social media and she got
rid of her page, but she said she saysn't really
want to go back. She's not looking to start her
page up again. She says it's a personal choice for
mental health, she said, and that you know, yes, social
is good for some things, but it also can be
really bad for you, which we all know, and that's
totally true. Celebrities are posing in their underwear for Breast

(01:06:17):
Cancer Awareness Month. Kate Udsons, Zobie Saldana, you should do this.
You should pose in your underwear with Kate Hudson. It's
for Kit Undergarments, UH donating five percent of the sales
to Women's Cancer Research Fund, and there's also a hashtag
kits to Kit Cancer and they're gonna donate an extra
dollar if people do that tonight. Depends on where I

(01:06:40):
think it's just so stupid. Aren't these things supposed to
be to help, Like when you see the president talking
and answering questions or the vice whoever's running. Isn't it
supposed to be about changing the minds of people who
are kind of, you know, on the fence, your your
philosophy as to why you should be president. Yes, So
if they're doing it at the same time on different channels,

(01:07:02):
you're probably going to watch the person that you most
think you're going to vote for. So how the hell
is it doing anything for you? It's really not, you
know what he's doing. I'm gonna be watching watching Flip
or Flop over an ancient TV or whatever you go.
So that's what we have a Vice President and the
People special edition on twenty twenty tonight, Joe Biden will
be answering questions. On another network, you have a modern

(01:07:23):
day town hall with President Trump going over there with
Florida voters. So I don't know. There's also baseball. There's
also a Big Brother keeping up with the Kardashians. Like
we said, Flip or Flop, and of course West Wing.
I'm loving Haunting of Blind Manner. There's always Netflix that's
my Danielle room for well the way flip or flop,
that's the name they gave that guy in the hotel
room across the street, being very observant. He's sitting in

(01:07:48):
the dark like a crenate is in the dark, still
looking across the street into that private hotel room. Only
amazes me how a man can steal is they've been
an hour, it has been, and they're airing that room
out really well. The door is wide to be chilling
in there, and he is not showing any signs of
cold air. Let me just say that. Okay, thank you, Nate.
I love how you just kind of fill in the blanks.

(01:08:10):
You basically have their live stories all written for est
donut you. I'm always interested in other people's lives. Earlier,
when you said dangling, Nate was like more like a
dog along pretty big. It's all right, it's pretty big.
I'm sure it is. I'm glad. I'm glad that you're happy.
All Right, we need to take a break. We're back

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(01:08:53):
because this is gonna be groundbreaking radio. I will listening
to it every morning. I like they're so funny, it
just gets let me go. I love it. My mom,
I walked in and she caught me wearing her pantyhose.
You are literally my best friend. Oh I love big
black bounty balls. Stupid d Strand in the morning show.

(01:09:21):
I don't even remember ever saying that, what were we
talking about balls? It has something to do with sports
or something. No, I think you were talking to either
Ed Shearon or arian A Grande and they had performed
on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and there was big
black bouncy balls. Oh yeah, they were put like in

(01:09:44):
the audience. Yeah remember the days of audiences. Oh boy, wow,
I know you know what. We're here to try to
take your mind off the stuff that you're tired of
thinking about. But you gotta I gotta be honest with you.
We think about that stuff too, someone just sent a
text says and it says, thanks y'all. Thanks to y'all.

(01:10:04):
I'm laughing. Quarantine is so isolating and depressing. Waking up
to your voices and stories really helps. Well, thank you
so much. That's that's a fantastic, fantastic text. Yesterday I
was sitting out here with two dogs, thinking, oh my god,
I'm just sitting here with two dogs day after day
after day after day. There's got to be more to life.

(01:10:25):
And so these four hours it's the only time I'm
connecting with anyone unless Alex is out here, which is,
you know, less and less because of separation. And I know,
I know that we're all going through our own thing
in a different way, but gosh, finding new ways to
cope with this. It's important. We need to start rethinking
how we're doing this every day because with this new

(01:10:46):
wave coming at us right now, we're seeing hospitalizations going
up and up and up. So, you know, rather than
slipping into the habit of going to the grocery store
four times a week, maybe we should be going back
to one a week like we were in the beginning.
You know, my girlfriend finished her Christmas shopping and I said,
why did you do it already? And she's like, because
I'm so scared they're gonna shut everything down again. It's like,

(01:11:09):
I want to just get it done. So it's done.
I'm like, wow, so be careful. We've figured out that
we can maneuver through this world will being careful, and
so I think, don't be too laxadaisical. Oh, another great word,
laxadaisical about about being safe. Yeah, I'm scary. What's up?

(01:11:31):
I just wanted to say, a lot of my friends
and people are always saying, hey, are you jealous that
your co workers get to work from home and you
get you have to come in every day to the studio.
Because I haven't missed a day since March. I've been
coming in every day. And my answer to them, and
to you and to everyone is it, I am super
thankful because the kind of person I am is I
need to wake up in the morning, feel a purpose,

(01:11:53):
get in the shower, get dressed, and drive someplace. And
I've been coming here and then after the show's over
all back home. But at least it's a routine that
I'm familiar with, and for me and how I'm feeling,
I'm extremely grateful that I that I've been here every
young day. And of course you are such a gregarious person.
You always have to be around people. Before this happened,

(01:12:14):
I wasn't that gregarious. I love being alone, but now
it's like a lot of alone. Oh. By the way,
someone just sent it in a text. Did you say
you and Alex are separated? I didn't mean it that way. No, No, no,
we're not. We're not separate. We're we're separate, uh several
days a week because of where he works versus where
I'm located during the pandemic. I'm not living in the city,
but he has to be closer to work. And so no, no,

(01:12:35):
we're not separated. We're separated by distance, but not the relationship. Again,
not separated from Alex. What did I just say? Anyone
day's not separated from Alex? Yeah, no, that's not great.
Yeah not yet. The day is young. That's that's not

(01:12:56):
what I apologize for. UM for that out there, and
so it's a weird way. A text came in, thank
you guys for raising my awareness. Happy Spirit Day. I
changed everything and I wore purple so it will be
seen throughout my myriad of Zoom meetings. Today, myriad another
great word. Yeah, it is Spirit Day in conjunction with

(01:13:18):
our friends at GLAD. It's all about being more aware
of being nice to each other, especially in the LGBTQ
youth community. And it's so important that the bullying stop.
And we're wearing purple today. And by the way, some
of us have these purple shirts that the assistant Andrew
ordered for us. Scary got one too small, way too small,

(01:13:39):
way too small. Gandhi hasn't received her as yet. But
that's okay. You're wearing a different shade of purple. But
like I said earlier, that just signifies and we're all
wearing purple at the same time. We're all different, so
that's good. Yeah. So if you actually put on the
official shirt, it kind of ruined my thought. Well good,
I did this for us. Oh yeah, more more people

(01:14:00):
are texting in so Elvis and Alex are getting divorced. No, no,
said oh man, can you just separate in separate locations?
Is Nate even at his desk? I can't see him
because it's all dark. I want you to turn the
lights on. Can you try to get try to get
Alex on the phone. Please? Thank you Scottie Bee's going
to turn the lights on, and they're in the dark

(01:14:22):
silk because they're looking at that guy's you know, privates. Yeah, yeah,
you don't need the There's a hotel right across the
street and it's only forty feet from window to window, right,
It's that close. That's how tight New York City is.
So these guys have the lights off and like little
creepy purves looking into the window to see the naked people. Right.

(01:14:46):
I just have to tell you don't touch remote controls
and hotels because if you could see where this one is.
Ever ever touch one ever again? You know what some
people do. They will bring a plastic bag them to
the hotel, like a clear zip block or whatever, and
right away you put your remote in there and you
use your remote through that. It's like a remote condom, yeah,

(01:15:08):
remote condom. Yeah. So and also, what did you notice
the naked guy's doing across the street through the pictures
you saw, Gandhi, what did I notice? I don't know,
he's butt holing the comforter. Oh yeah, I did see that.
They sent some photos and he's one butt holing the
crap out of that comforter, which I think is a
little bit more concerning than the remote. I'm sure he's

(01:15:29):
not the first to butt hole that, so I know
I've been in that room before, dirty did you room too?
Did you butt hole the comforter of course? And everything else?
I can see Scottie doing that. You are you stamping
the walls with your Why? So Alex isn't answering? Oh,

(01:15:51):
of all the times I wish he was answering anyway. No,
we're not separating. I know that. Jesus. I didn't even
even kind of process it that way, because you know
what I know? Um, what are we doing here? Should
we go around the room? What's that you do? Three
things around the room? And then three things? Okay, thank you?
Who are you talking to? I'm trying to get Alex still. Okay,

(01:16:15):
let's go around the room. Let's see what's on the
minds of those who decided to show up to work today. Gandhi,
what's on your mind today? My boyfriend has developed a
ridiculous new habit and I hate him for it, but
it makes me laugh so hard. So he will run
up behind me, and there are all kinds of places
in this house for him to hide, So I'll hear
like a little. As I turn around and I see nothing,

(01:16:37):
and all of a sudden, my pants are down around
my ankles. He's just been deep pantsing me and running off,
and then as he runs off, he starts singing, pants
on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a
fool with your pants on the ground. I'm trying to
wrap my head around per day. Does this work? Um? So,

(01:16:57):
it's been like two or three since I got here,
and I swear I can hear him because I hear
the little and then I turn around and I don't
see him anywhere, and then all of a sudden, he
just vaporizes and my pants are on the ground. And
it's the worst because they're down around your ankle, so
you can't even turn around and like catch someone because
you'll fall. And he just skips off singing, and I
want to choke him. But it's really funny. It's on
the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool

(01:17:19):
with your pants on the ground. Yeah, I hate him
for it, but I can't stop ramping. It's awesome. Producer, Sam,
What's up with you today? I love dogs, but I
hate them for the same reasons because they are just
so smart. They only choose when they want to be smart.
So earlier I mentioned my friend's dog yesterday made me

(01:17:42):
her bitch. I took her out for a nice, lengthy
walk and we passed a bunch of different groves with
grass plenty of spots. This girl waited until we were
in the middle of an intersection to spread her legs
and take a huge, steamy dump. And there's cars honking
at me, and she's looking at me the whole time.
She knew what she was doing. And I'm just sitting

(01:18:04):
with my arms up because I don't know what to
do with this poor dog. People had to drive around me.
She knew that. She was like making an alpha move
that we're gonna stop and I'm going to take a
dump right here. So I applaud her. But also, dogs
are just too smart for me to love them all
the time. God, I think I think they actually are
extra smart if they can make you feel like they're
being dumb and they're not. She got me, She got me.

(01:18:27):
I stopped. I started talking to her like a human
after that, no more like a dog. I'm like, I
know what you did, and scary, what's up with you today?
My father, Tony and cell phones don't mix. They don't.
The iPhone he got he has now. I upgraded to
an iPhone eight. He still doesn't now. And then he
legitimately called me butt dialed me four times in a row.

(01:18:50):
I wish I had, I wish it was recording Anthony. Oh, oh,
I'm so sorry, I've done I pocket tell you hang
up the phone by its Later my phone rings again. Hello, Oh,
I'm so sorry. It happened again. He did it over
and over and over again. You even I hope he
doesn't do it when he's doing it with your Mom's

(01:19:18):
like payback for you watching that guy across the street
all day. I guess you know. My father is used
to the days of switches and levers and physical buttons.
And you know, Danielle, what's up with you today? So
I don't know whether I'm proud of myself or disappointed
in myself because Amazon Prime Day came and went and
I did not buy anything, So I can't I can't decide,

(01:19:40):
Like I was like, oh, maybe I need to get
on there and get something quick before it goes away,
and then when I didn't, I'm like, oh, am, I
proud of this man that I didn't buy. We were
buying stuff off Amazon almost every other day. So what
else do you need? Well, I mean Nate got himself
like a tooth thing for his teeth, and he got

(01:20:01):
him some other crap that he's never going to use.
I thought, maybe I need that too, I Alex calls Lesson.
He says, I found this thing on Prime. What it is.
It's like this toothbrush that's a smart toothbrush and it
actually looks at every tooth and tells you where you're missing,
where you're brushing, and and it helps you like start
brushing where you're forgetting to brush. I wonder how much
is it. It's on sale for two hundred and ninety

(01:20:21):
nine dollars. We don't need that. Use your use quip.
It's a lot cheaper, yeah, and it's it's better, it works.
So I think, you know, when you think you're getting
a good deal, you buy stuff you don't need, yes,
and then think you saved the money. Now you didn't.
We have a very very important question on line twenty
four from Maggie. Hi. Maggie, Hi, Well, good morning, Maggie.

(01:20:48):
So what have we put out there into the universe
that you are questioning Okay, So I heard you guys
use the term buttholing, and I've never heard of that,
and I thought about urban hearing it, but I figured
i'd rather hear it from you guys. But I don't
even know if it's an urban dictionary. You know, we
were actually introduced to that word through Gandhi. Gandhi, since

(01:21:09):
you brought that upon us, tell her what butth holing is.
Butt Holing is when you have no fabric between your
butthole and whatever your butthole is about to be pushed
up against. So if you're naked and you sit in
a chair, the chair got butthole. If you're naked and
you're laying on a comforter with your legs spread wide open,
like this guy, you're butt holing the comforter. There you

(01:21:30):
get like you now? Let me. I hope it's not
a white comforter. That's it. Well, it is on Urban Dictionary.
It's a totally different definition. I bet it is. It's actually, no,
it's not that bad. What's the Urban dictionary? It says
the act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as

(01:21:50):
they can go, where only your mouth is showing, so
you can breathe. That's a name, Maggie. Thank you for
calling and thanks thanks for being inquisitive today. Now we
all know what the Holy means. And have a great day. Okay,
thank you. Okay, every day you know, yeah, I'll hopefully

(01:22:15):
think about what we just talked about and you find
that helpful. I love that, you know, it's shutting up
my day to be a good day. So I learned something.
Thank you, Thank you man. You go take care okay,
thank you, bye bye God. Three things? Is that what
we're doing? Yes, it's the three things we need to
actually and now three more things from God. We already

(01:22:38):
had one, right, GONDI right ahead, it's tell you all right.
Today is the last day of the Amy Coney Barrett
Supreme Court confirmation hearings. The meeting of the Senate Judiciary
Committee will begin at nine am Eastern times, so we're
just a few minutes away from that now. Senate Republicans
are pushing for a final vote before November's election day,
which is expected to happen as Lindsey Graham wants to
schedule a vote for October twenty second. Two Republican senators

(01:23:01):
who recently tested positive for the coronavirus are expected to
attend today's sessions, giving the Committee enough members to send
the Barrett nomination to the full Senate next week. We've
talked about this all morning, but with Halloween right around
the corner, then Thanksgiving and of course a pandemic, experts
are growing concerned and the numbers are reflecting that the
US counted nearly sixty thousand new coronavirus cases yesterday. That

(01:23:23):
number hasn't been that high in about two months. The
death toll stands around two hundred and eighteen thousand, with
no clear idea of a when a vaccine may be
available now. Iowa has reported sixty one different care facilities
having outbreaks, Wisconsin is opening field hospitals, and Pennsylvania has
reported over one thousand new cases per day over the
past nine days. The best advice I know from everybody

(01:23:46):
in the know continues to be wear a mask, social distance,
and now try to limit the size of family gatherings
this year during the holiday season, because it seems to
be that small gatherings at home are really helping spread
this disease right now, So if you hate your family,
wow us your time to shine. This is perfect and Finally,
the NFL Pro Bowl is going to be called off

(01:24:07):
this year because of everything that we're talking about. The
league said yesterday that the annual All Star Game has
been canceled due to the pandemic. Players can still be
voted on the Pro Bowl roster, but instead of a game,
they'll hold virtual activities. The NFL season has been hit
pretty hard by the virus, with multiple games being rescheduled
as well due to outbreaks within some of the organizations.
And those are your three things? Does anyone watch the

(01:24:27):
Pro Bowl? The Greatest Barn? All right? So, uh sorry,
I didn't mean to be. We we all over the
Pro Bowl. And it used to be the week after
the Super Bowl when nobody cares, and then they moved
it to the week before the Super Bowl, and then
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I heart radio. Personality of a strand may be able
to help all of us out. You know. Gandhi sent
me there's an interesting article, and I'm just like, Wow,

(01:25:30):
she's in my head. It's called ten Signs. You're actually
making progress in life even though it doesn't feel like
you are. Yes. Wow. Do you ever feel like, especially now,
maybe you can't help but feel like you're just spinning
your wheels. You're in a mud puddle and you can't
get traction. Yeah? Absolutely, you know, And I know that

(01:25:52):
UM in our business, and I used to be victim
of this and I'm not, and I haven't been for
many years, have not been. In our It's always competition.
It's always competition. It's always competing. It's always not only
competing against other people in the business and other other
content providers, it's also competing with yourself, which is I think.
I think it's healthy. It's good to compete against yourself. Right,

(01:26:14):
I'm doing better, We need to do better. But it
seems like these in these last seven months, I don't
feel like anything's moved forward. And I could be wrong
with this. Anyone else have a thought about this. I
feel the same way. And I set some goals for
myself at the beginning of these seven months, and I
just feel like I haven't even gotten close to achieving them.
I may have gone in the opposite direction. But then

(01:26:35):
I read this little article about all of these things
that you might not notice, and it made me feel better. Right, Danielle,
do you feel like you're moving forward or you're just
kind of just kind of hovering in the same spot.
It depends on the day. Like some days, I feel
like when I'm really busy, I'm moving forward and we're
getting a lot done. And then there are other days
when I look around I go, what the hell did
I do today? Like, you know, like really, so it

(01:26:56):
just depends. So I feel like I'm an autopilot, where
you know, to take care of the dogs, I have
to go to the store. I have to get some food,
I have to make some dinner. I have to watch
some TV. You have to check in with friends to
come here every morning, do this, and it seems like
it melts into the day after day after day. But
so so maybe you know, deep down you're like, well,
am I really moving forward? Or am I just kind

(01:27:19):
of waiting to be allowed to move forward. I think
that's what we're all going through. And I think that's
a mistake to think, Well, as long as there's a pandemic,
I've an excuse not to move forward in life. Well,
to be honest, though, there are some things we cannot
move forward with because we physically can't be with others
we can, it's not the same. So we need to
find other ways to move ourselves forward in life. And

(01:27:42):
I think it goes beyond learning how to paint and
learning how to cook. It's about how we are learning
about each other in ourselves anyway. In this article ten
signs you're actually making progress in life even though it
doesn't feel like you are. Number one, you've lost relationships,
all right. I think that's a really hard one for
a lot of people too. But that's a lot of

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times a sign of growth, right, Yeah, exactly, losing relationships,
it says in this article it's often a sign that
we're growing into the people we're supposed to be, and
sometimes that means losing close contact with some people in
our lives. But even if you're the ass, then you're
the reason the relationship went to crap like you know
what I mean? Like, is that still moving forward or

(01:28:23):
is that moving forward for the other person? Well, you know,
just because you think someone's being an asked to you,
maybe that that's their way of growing into a person
they're supposed to be. But to you, it seemed to
be kind of assy. You know what. A lot of
my friends as I got older, said, you know what
you're you really say no too much? You don't you
turn down invitations to parties more than you used to.

(01:28:44):
You really aren't as fun as you used to be. Well,
in my world, I'm growing and I don't want to
go to those parties anymore. I mean, so you may
perceive me as being, you know, a red cluse or whatever.
It's me just not wanting to be out with people
all the time. Yep. But I feel like I'm moving
forward in life with that. You're number two. You're doubting
your next step always. I think everybody does that, don't they.

(01:29:09):
I mean, if you are doing something that you haven't
done before and it's uncharted territory, you take that step,
you have to be nervous a little bit, yeah, yeah,
and scared. You know, we are so scared because we care.
You know, we're scared because look, you know, too many things,
it says in this article won't leap because there are
too many people won't leap because they're afraid of that
initial jolt. But they also never learned to spread their

(01:29:32):
wings and never arrive anywhere else. So, um, move forward,
take some chances. But now you know it's difficult to
find chances to take. You know, you can't take off
of your mask. Number three, you feel slightly embarrassed of
your past self. Oh yeah, I do, I do well,

(01:29:53):
I think, you know. Like, let's even say, we found
my diary the other day, right, and yes, it was
like a sixth seventh grade diary. But even reading that,
I was like, oh, you were such a little creep
with a weirdo. And I told you guys, I journal
every day and there are times I still look back
at my journals that weren't that long ago and I think, oh,
thank god that you have grown up a little bit
from that. But it isn't changing and evolving. It's not
what we're supposed to do. So why sure, it's a

(01:30:16):
waste of time to be embarrassed the way you used
to be. You don't want to look at it. Yeah. Yeah,
you're slowing down is number four, rather than rapid intense acceleration.
You're interested in mindful, intentional decision making. When we slow down.
This article goes on to say, it's because we're no
longer just running away from what's wrong, but we're learning
to step toward what's right. This is a deep one

(01:30:37):
and we're all slowing down now, whether we like it
or not, so we do have more time to think
about things, you know. Yeah, and sometimes we get caught
in our head and we have these conversations that really
circle the drain and don't really go anywhere. Yeah, I
think it's it's good to learn when you're having that
conversation with yourself. How many, let me ask you this
very very personal question, how many of you are talking

(01:30:59):
to yourself more now than you ever did before? Yes?
Oh god, yeah, Well, I mean other than the fact
that we're alone alone more than we used to be. Um,
why is that? Why are we having these inner thoughts
coming out of our mouths and actually saying them out
loud When my mom's here? Oh my gosh, I think
she has like three people in the room with her myself.

(01:31:26):
If you think about it, though, I think it's actually
us working things out. Yeah, right, Like this morning, I
was scolding someone who I need to scold or correct
in a way, and you could get them right on
the right course. It's good for all of us. And
I heard myself saying it out loud. Oh my god.
I hope no one's listening in it in a secret

(01:31:47):
microphone somewhere. Oh my gosh. So so there you go.
Number four was you're slowing down. It's okay. You're being
more thoughtful about where you're going. Number five, you're starting
to care more about how you feel as opposed to
what other people think. That's great. That's a tough one
to master too, but that's an important one. Yeah, it's
the best. The power of the word no, I've always

(01:32:07):
said a great thing. And yeah, there's nothing wrong. Nate's
been trying to teach me the word no forever. Yeah,
we know, Danielle. We're also careful to We don't want
to upset anyone. We don't want conflict, so therefore we
just kind of give in to what people want us
to think and don't. I'm trying to tea one of
my best friends this right now, that I'm like, the

(01:32:28):
power is in your corner right now with whatever situation
she's going through. I'm like, now is the time for
you to put your foot down. Whoever that was took
advantage of you before, don't let it happen again. And
I'm trying, and then I go, oh, those words sound great,
but do I really do that myself? What's up? Scary?
I'm nice by nature, and I have to say yes

(01:32:49):
to everything. I've been trying to master this no thing
you've been preaching for a while, Elvis, and I can't
do it. I can't for some reason, I care about
the outcome and what other people think. I first have
to get into my own head and say I don't
care about what they think about this outcome. If I
say no, see I always think about them that stuff.
It's weird. Look, it's a process, and you can't just

(01:33:10):
flip a switch and go Okay, I'm gonna say not
everyone now. That doesn't work that way, So let yourself
off the hook. Number six. You're processing feelings you've forgot about.
When's the last time you thought about an incident that
happened maybe a year or several years ago, and you
maybe you covered it up and moved on because you
didn't want to deal with it then, but now you're

(01:33:30):
like face to face with it for whatever reason. Yep,
I've I think I've done that a lot in my life.
Throughout the course of my life, I always thought that
it was showing weakness to be sad or to cry,
so I would just try to like put a band
aid on something and move on. And no matter how
hard you try to do that, it will catch you
at some point. Maybe they'll all catch you at the
same time and you'll have a breakdown. But it always

(01:33:52):
comes out, so you might as well just let it
out when it's happening. Yeah, it moves on to say
you're allowed to cry. You're supposed to be sad when
life is disappointing your men to gree even the face
of loss. It's normal to feel scared when presented with
the unknown. Cut yourself some slack. It's okay to not
be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Number seven. You're aware of what's wrong,
even if you don't know what would be right. Real

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change is almost always catalyzed not by a feeling of inspiration,
but a feeling of discontent. Before you'll know what's right.
You'll know what's wrong. So that's good. If something's wrong,
you don't have to have a solution right now. Just
know something's wrong and start work to make it, working
to make it right. Oh, here it comes to the
word number eight. You're experiencing serendipitous alignment. Love that word.

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Even if you still feel completely stuck where you're all
right now, you're still starting to connect the dots. So
start if you even think you're being stuck. That's the
first step to unsticking yourself. The next sense, Yes, now
you'll look for opportunities to move forward. What's meant for
you will come to you, and it will stay with
you for as long as it needs to. You're more

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concerned with being happy than being successful. Good, Yeah, that's good. See,
I think happy is successful. I think that that is
such a good thing to have in your life and
to be and so many people are seeking it out
in these you know, strange maybe unhealthy ways. That if
you are happy, that is success to me. Yeah, And
I think at some point you prioritize different things and

(01:35:23):
you realize that the things you prioritize are the ones
that really make you happy. Yes, So what if your
goal it goes on to say, was to enjoy each
day as much as you could, to find something to
be great grateful for, to enjoy some fresh air, to
get a good night's sleep. These are all These are
big wins. Actually, those are success number ten. You're beginning
to understand that there is no finish line. Now, this

(01:35:44):
is a hard one for some people to grasp onto.
A lot of people think that if you're like most people,
you probably live the majority of your life like waiting
for the next thing so that you can finally be
happy and free. When you grow up in your mature
you realize there is no finish line. There's no point
at which you just coast. So instead of arriving as

(01:36:06):
fast as possible to whatever you need, you're now interested
in what would be most sustainable and meaningful long term.
And that's a hard one. That that's you know, that's
one I've been kind of working with because I'm an
older guy. I'm like, well, what's next? What we're doing
right now? As great as this is, I don't want
to do this forever. I want to do something else.
And so as long as I know, I want to

(01:36:26):
do something else. And you need to know there's more
to life than what we're doing now. That was a
great list, by the way, all I mean, Ali is
going to put that up at Elvis Durand dot com
and also on our Instagram and Twitter at Elvis Durand Show.
Is Aaron still in line twenty four? Yes? Hello, Hello Aaron?
How are you? How are you today? We're doing very

(01:36:47):
well all things considered, in considering considered, considering which one
all things considered? So you are a life coach. I
love what you do for a living, Aaron, do you? Yes? Actually,
I'm an intuitive, life, mindset and spiritual coach. So I
kind of combine all of the intuitive work and mindset
work and life coaching and just kind of combine it. Wow. Intuitive,

(01:37:10):
It almost sounds like a mind reader in a way.
I guess you look for different signs people are exhibiting
and you put a story in a profile together for
them and help them out in life. Yeah, you just
kind of use their spirit team, you know. So what
are you thinking about right now? Where we are living,
with the way we're living in a pandemic and the
political season which is never leaving us and everything, what

(01:37:34):
do we need to be doing more of? Right now.
I mean, you just really need to filter out. There's
so much political stuff. Is it really important for you
to listen to all of it? No? What? So I
always go with how does my soul feel? If I
hear that and it just killed my soul, I turn
it off. I stopped, I stopped following it, I stopped
doing it. You know. So if you feel like scary thing,

(01:37:56):
I can't say no in that pit of your stomach.
If somebody says me and you want to go do this,
and your stomach says no, say no, no, don't do it.
It's okay to say no, because when you keep giving
of yourself to others, you're not doing yourself a service.
You're depleting yourself. So you have to start saying no
and start really focusing on yourself. You know, it is

(01:38:18):
a very hard time for everybody in the world. I mean,
you know, political and this virus, all these things, and
you just really have to step back and just say,
this is a great time to slow down, to understand
life and to enjoy life. To not have to be
so busy all the time is truly a gift, you know,
not having to run a thousand places with our kids

(01:38:39):
that's a gift, you know. And what's challenging though, is
stopping down right now to experience life. The challenge is
this life is it's something new and different. It's not
always great. So we're trying to learn about life during
a very challenging life, and it's difficult sometimes to see

(01:38:59):
the full story. Worry. I always say that with every
tragedy comes a learning experience. It's but when you're in
the middle of that learning experience, in the middle of
that tragedy, it's kind of hard to see it all.
So what do you say, How are some ways we
can actually learn from what we're going through as challenging
and awful as it could be. So every day I
kind of look at everything that happened, you know, whether

(01:39:20):
it's me or clients or whatever, and I just look
at him and say, I don't have to understand right
now why this part thing is happening. But I know
there's a better thing coming. There's a reason this didn't
happen for me because something else is coming. So I
always tell myself something better is coming, you know. So
it helps me to understand that I'm not wrong, I
didn't do something bad, I'm not being punished. I am.

(01:39:42):
I'm opening the door for things to come, you know.
So doors always have to close, things always have to change.
But we don't have to let that destroy our life,
you know, we don't have to let that make our
decisions for us every single day. I think it's easier
to let it destroy your life. And that's the problem
it is, you know, mindet work and changing how you
feel and your perception on things is all our personal responsibility.

(01:40:05):
You know. We have to change that in order to
open those doors for ourselves to have a better mindset
to you know, I'm somebody that's lived with anxiety and
depression since I was a small child, you know. To
be able to reverse that and not have that plagued
me every day, it's truly a gift. And that's why
I like to help other people because not having that,

(01:40:25):
you know, and this is a high time, you know.
And I'm not going to say that I don't still
have problems, but you know, anxiety, it is overwhelming. My
children have it, I have it, depression, and this is
a very hard time for everybody. You know. Have a
little compassion and I love listening to you guys every
day because you're always saying something positive, which I love,
and you know, you just help bring that inspiration to

(01:40:46):
people because sometimes people just need to hear one positive
thing to kind of shift how their mindset is for
that day. You know, well, Aaron, hearing from you has
been fantastic. Thank you so much for sharing and being
a part of our show. And I say this to
listeners every day, just a few, but knowing that you're
listening to our show is quite an honor because it's like, wow, nice, nice,

(01:41:07):
thank you so much, so much, guys, have a great day,
you two, thank you, Wow, thank you. Aaron. So birthday boy, Garrett,
happy birthday. Thank you. Garrett not as old as me,
but he had to do that thing where he had
to whip out a calculator to figure out how old
he really truly is. Yeah, I thought it was thirty
seven this morning, but nope, thirty six. So back in

(01:41:29):
my life. Sometimes you have to balance your checking account,
I got it, find out what's really in there? Okay,
sound with Garrett and Danielle's report on the way after this,
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recruiter dot com slash elvis. Elvis did the morning show.
A lot of people wondering how Froggy is doing. Froggy
is doing great, considering he had a massive brain surgery
two days ago. Three days ago, yeah, right, three days ago. Yeah, yeah,

(01:43:17):
So I thought he was supposed he originally was told
he was going to go home today. They let him
go home yesterday, and I'm thinking, oh God, I don't know. Yeah,
you know, M Danielle and I both faced times with
him yesterday and he's definitely on the end. But you know,
I'm the last person to look at him and go, God,
you know, everything's gonna be great. You know, you got
to think of the positive side of life. No, you know,

(01:43:38):
I think someone going through what Frog is going through
and needs to hear the truth. The truth is what
he's going through sucks, right, And I'm not going to
sugarcoat it. It sucks, and he has a right to
feel like it sucks. He has a right to feel
awful about it because you, as Aaron was saying a
few moments ago, our friend knew, our new friend Aaron.
You have to understand that there is another side to this,
and it's it's gonna happen, and he has a right

(01:44:00):
to stay home and recover. I know he wants to
come back and like get get on with everybody and
get going, but you said it best. He needs to
just relax and feel better. That's the most important thing.
That's the most important thing. So but thanks for your asking. Uh.
He as I've said several people, it looks like he
was in a big, huge fight and he lost. Yeah,

(01:44:25):
that's I mean. And he's you know it not only
physically it must be so painful for him, but also
emotionally and just going through this. And I know that
after I had my I can't compare the two. It's
apples and oranges. But after I had my gastric sleeve
surgery to him, the doctors were so so great at
sending me down and talking to me about how it
makes me feel emotionally and how my body's different. I'm

(01:44:47):
going through changes and it's gonna make me maybe feel depressed.
Sometimes we're sad and U it's important. It's important for
Froggy to have that information too, because that was a major,
major operation. It probably, yeah, I mean I would think
it's one of the most major operations, right, I mean
maybe more than even heart surgery. Right, it just depends
no heart terrifying, terrifying too, you know. Yeah. True. And

(01:45:10):
it wasn't a big fight, but he won, which is
what the cool part is. So he looks like he lost,
but he's doing really well and he won that one.
And the thing the little stories a lot of people
don't know is when they opened his head up and
they found the aneurysm to remove, they found what's called
a daughter sack, which sounds just creepy, uh dangling below,
which is basically I think, and I could be wrong

(01:45:33):
with this. It could be that his current aneurysm, the
one they recognized, had already started bleeding out and then
it's it formed another sack, another sort of aneurysm. Thank
god it did that, he said, because if it hadn't
done that, it would have had it would have burst.
So that was the you know, it could either do
the little sack thing or burst. Thank gosh, Yeah, it

(01:45:54):
did the sack thing. Well, this little sack, well't know,
this little sack thing is the problem. Yeah, but he
said yesterday when I talked to him, that if it
hadn't gone into that sack thing, then it would could
it would have burst already, which is, oh my gosh.
I couldn't even like fathom that. So they removed all
that stuff, all that's out of there, and he's he's
on a it's a it's not a fast road to recovery,

(01:46:15):
but he's on a road to recovery. And it sucks,
and I think it's it's so important when stuff sucks
in life, go ahead and recognize it as so. Yeah,
and it's hard for the family too, Like you know,
Lesa's I know going through a lot. His parents are
going through a lot, even Kate and his son. It's
a lot, you know, seeing your dad like that, it's
not easy. And also you know, wanting to be there
and wanting to do everything, and you feel like your

(01:46:37):
hands are tied a lot of times when you can't
do anything to make them feel better, you know. Um.
So that's that's the latest on Froggy, and we'll hear
from him. He may call in later or maybe tomorrow,
but no hurry, we're here. We're not going anywhere. Unless
you know something, we don't. Are we getting fired anytime soon?
I hope not. I don't think. I don't know. I
feel like that always lies around the corner. Let's try

(01:46:58):
harder to get fired. Let's get into sound with Garrett
the birthday boy. Have you both say, what are you
doing to celebrate today? Garrett? I think we're gonna have
a pizza party today, you know, bring it back to
the times of being young and just sitting around the
table and opening a box of pizza and having it
for your birthday. And this time you're welcome. Normally, pre pandemic,
we would be celebrating right now and I would be
getting a lot of slack for having a gluten free

(01:47:19):
cake that no one would want to eat. And now
you don't. Wow, you're not sounding better at all. You
don't have to complain about it. So you're welcome. You're
welcome this year. Thank you? All right? This is for you.
What sound do you have? Birthday boy? All right, let's
start with the Billboard Music Awards last night, post Malone
a very simple speech after winning one of his many awards.
And I'm not a man of many words, as you know.

(01:47:41):
Last time, I think I accepted an award. I said
I love grapes, and I would like to just accentuate
that statement because I still do, and I very much do.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, stay strong and
just spread love everywhere you go. Thank you very much.
It's awful. It's awkward with no audience though, so he

(01:48:02):
gives this hardfelt speech and then it's just silence. Um,
So let's go over to the mess singer last night.
Here is a bad version of imagine dragons from Baby Alien. Yeah, yeah,

(01:48:24):
so bad. All right. So remember the woman in England
who was dating a ghost and they were going to
get married. Well they're calling it off because the ghost
has has, you know, gone a different way cooled or
wedding off. It was going really well until we went
on holiday. That was about last night, and then he
just completely changed. So I think maybe he fell into

(01:48:46):
a bad cries when we were on holiday, he kind
of he just started coming really in considerate. He'd disappeared
for long periods of time. Here's when it did come back.
He'd bring other spirits back to the house and they're
just stay around for days. I think be started doing
drugs and partying a bit much. It's like beast come back.
We spirits a stay of days at a time, and
they'd be like crashing and banging strange noises. How dare

(01:49:11):
it's funny? I mean she's describing what could be a
guy who's alive, but he's he's not, he's a ghost.
Part yeah, part of me wanted to for them to
get married, just to see what the divorced lawyer would
look like when he's sitting down at the table and
the woman's explaining she's getting divorced from a ghost. Um,
all right, let's go over to this cover. A guy
on Facebook has five million views from this doing a

(01:49:34):
country version of Cardibi's Wapigi Rape a Bagaron? I'm talking okay,
all right? And then we played we played a death
metal version of Ducktails earlier in the weekend. Let's let's

(01:49:57):
try an InSync version with a bunch of bros sitting
in the car. That has to hurt, has to hurt

(01:50:19):
your all right, And then we'll end on this a
woman and her parrot arguing like a married couple. I'm
just going for a walk. I'm gonna be backac and
it's only gonna be forty five minutes, and I'll be
down day thirty minutes. No, I can't even go for
thirty minutes. You want to? Oh my god, I'm just

(01:50:40):
I'm just gonna go for thir I'll be okay, I'll
be back here. You're cute too, Can you divorce a parrot?
I don't know. That's the ghost lady. That's crazy, too good,
it's so cute. You think that's cute? You want parrot

(01:51:00):
talking craft to me all day? I'd love it. Oh
my god. All right, thank you, Garrett, Happy birthday. You're
good America, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Take it easy. Uh, okay,
you gotta take your break. We're back after this. Hey,
this is Arianna Harryson, right, Harry, what's up? This is
pink and you're listening to Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Showing show. Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

(01:51:24):
It is? You're absolutely all right? Thank you, Hey, thank
you for noticing. Hey, we're running kind of late, and
I can see that look on Nate's face. You know,
we wouldn't be late now if you weren't mentioning being late,
because we had two things to do really quick and
now you're talking about something else instead of wind. But
what are you doing? I'm waiting for you to do

(01:51:46):
the two now you no, you're now you're commenting on Okay, fine,
I'm not saying you. All right, Danielle, Let's get some
let's get your favorite stories in here, and then we'll
do three things with Gandhi. Then we got a phone
tap on the way of great phone tap. All right,
So Arianna Grande took the social says, I can't wait
to give you my new album this month. So that
was exciting news. A twenty nineteen survey found that thirty

(01:52:07):
percent of millennials feel that they have a better a
shot getting a date with an A list celebrity than
ever buying their own home. Yeah, that is so sad.
I can't believe it. Cardi B Nicki Minaj. Do they
have a collaboration on the way. I know that they
were fighting, but it seems like everything's okay now. I
don't know. That's a rumor going around, so we'll see

(01:52:29):
if that happens. Adele. We might be getting her music
sooner rather than later, a new album maybe November. Miley
Cyrus says her collaboration would do Alipa will be coming
out very very soon. Joe Jonas has a new tattoo
on the back of his neck. It's black and white
and there's an image of a woman looking through a
peakle like a little keyhole, and everybody says it's probably
his wife. And tonight on television, of course, you've got

(01:52:52):
one person, the President, on one network. Then you have
Joe Biden on the other network. So depends on where
you look and what you want to watch Big Brother.
You also have Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the Bradshaw Bunch,
and a little Flip or Flop is back on tonight.
Thank you, Danielley. Well, all right into the three things
we need to know. Jed Bartlett for President. It's all

(01:53:13):
I can say. There you go. Well. As the coronavirus
begins to surge once again, many areas around the nation
are being effected. Wisconsin has seen record numbers and has
started to open up field hospitals to help with the
flooding of patients into area hospitals. In Iowa, over sixty
one different care facilities reported outbreaks, and in Pennsylvania, over

(01:53:33):
one thousand positive cases have been reported. For the past
nine days. Now We have an interesting twist. The idea
of herd immunity that's being pushed by the White House
is being rejected by a lot of health experts. The
idea is that once enough people in a community have
been infected with the virus, it can no longer spread
as easily. But the problem with that, according to the experts,
is that it would take so many people being infected

(01:53:55):
and being protected that a staggering number of lives would
be lost along the way. Eighty different researchers published a
letter to denouncing herd immunity yesterday, calling it a dangerous
fallacy unsupported by the scientific evidence. President Trump and former
Vice President Joe Biden will not debate tonight, like Danielle said,
but they're still competing. Trump is going to take part
in a town hall with NBC News, while Biden fields

(01:54:17):
questions in a town hall on ABC. Both events begin
at eight pm Eastern. There's a growing call for NBC
to be boycotted by those upset that Trump's town hall
is happening at the same time as Biden's, but the
pressure does not appear to be working. Both events are
expected to go as planned. And finally, did you guys.
See the jetpack guy is back. This guy, yeah, what
is he doing? He's being crazy. The FAA said that

(01:54:40):
they are investigating another pilot reporting somebody in a jetpack
flying high in the sky and when I say hi,
they're saying six thousand feet in the air and only
seven miles from a runway. Local law enforcement and the
FBI are both investigating, just as they did when this
happened six weeks ago. Last time, the person was reportedly
three thousand feet high. This time they doubled that elevation.

(01:55:01):
Is it David Blaine? Maybe? Oh, we didn't think about
that one. We should all right, Thank you, Gandhi taking
a break your phone tap on the way after this. Hey, guys,
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another mister Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Ben email usn't wanted
to play a phone tap on its older sister, Sarah.
Sarah runs a business out of her house, and if
there's one thing that infuriates her that would be telephone telemarketers.
She's been known to go off on them. So Ben
thought this would be a great opportunity for me to
whip out my mister Michael Oppenheimer on her. Let's see
what happens. Hello, are you good afternoon? This is mister

(01:56:06):
Michael Oppenheimer with the hot dog toaster and bun warmer.
How are you doing today? Miss? I'm sorry for twenty
four dollars and ninety five cents. This hot dog toaster
and bun warmer can be yours with three dollars and no,
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Who
is this? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the hot
dog toaster and bun warmer. Did you know that I'm
not interested? I'm onna do not call one question. Do

(01:56:29):
you have a barbecue? I don't have a barbecue. Well
that's pretty you're working right now. The solution is the
hot dog toaster. Thank you very much, goodbye. Hello, enjoy
that ballpark frank taste right in the convenience of your kitchen, ma'am. Hell,
First of all, I'm a vegetarian. I do not eat meat.
So can you please stop calling? Let me explain to you.

(01:56:51):
Ti to walk here, Let me explain. Have the hot
dog toaster and bun warmer. Are you not listening to me?
What do you slide your wiener in this line? Can
you please not call me ever? Down the lever? Ridiculous.
I'm trying to walk. I have clients calling me calling.
You said it and forget it. The wiener pops up
when it's ready day plump when you cook him? Hello, Hello,

(01:57:17):
Can you see this is mister Michael umpenheinder with you?
You are you hot dog toaster? This is Michael Company.
Are reporting you to the FBI and the police because
I'm on the do that's clois. I rub business here
and you are making my business up. You not call
me again. Maybe you could serve hot dogs to your clients.

(01:57:39):
Get a job. I didn't get to tell you that
the bun warmer portion of the hot dog toaster will
come in handy as you slip that hot dog between
two hot buns. That's why I've been traced and you're
gonna be fired and as illegal. But you didn't let
me finish. You'll relish this crowding up. Let me be frank.

(01:58:05):
Why are you kids? Love them to me? Woman? If
you act now, really really really really cis but really
we're gonna throw what if we threw in it? Really?

(01:58:27):
Thank for that. I'm gonna smash hot dog water that's
gonna happen. But ma'am, what if we throw in this
pair of many tongues? Do you have children, maamed? Your children? Yeah?
Do you have children? And you're bothering them right now?
Imagine the joy on their face when they cram a
big juicy weener in their mouth. They don't mean hot dogs.

(01:58:48):
We don't have barbecues yourself. Okay, it's a great American food, ma'am.
It's a judician. It features a timer on an off button,
and vertical hot dog basket and a grease and crumb
tree that slides out for easy cleaning. Done yet, did
you get your script out? Script out that they make

(01:59:10):
you read that you are not aware that there's somebody
on your line. Like I think I'm gaming at a computer.
You are a computer. This world is a mess. You
are calling me about a hot dog machine? Is it
a criminal activity? And I'm that serious? Hello, gifting, This
is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Nice to talk to you again.

(01:59:33):
It's great to talk to you too. Twenty four dollars.
That's a great price for such a wonderful product. It
comes with a bun warmer and the bun warmer. That's
really what I'm looking for. I love bun warmer because
you don't like cold buns, right, warm buns? No, I
like very warm buns. So this is a very good
product for me, mister oppen whatever name. My name is

(01:59:55):
mister Michael Oppenheimer, but you can call me Michael oscar Meyer.
Because with the dog toaster and bund warmer, you could
slide your weener into the ste That sounds so nice.
I love wers that slide into slots so easily. The
weener pops up when it's ready. That's the most amazing
thing I've ever heard in my life. It's just it's
so exhilarating. What is your address? I want you to

(02:00:15):
come here. And I want you to plug that machine
in and I want you to stick to the hot
dog in the toaster for me. Would you like to
pay C O D or I want it cod delivery?
Is Sarah? Are you coming with oscar hot dog seller? Sarah?
I have I had something on the phone who might
be there shortly? Hey? Ben? Really, Ben? Are you hidding me?

(02:00:39):
Is it Ben's friend? Yeah? His friends Scary Jones. When
I'll just demand in the Morning Show because you've been
phone taxed, Dad, you wanted to like my whole day,
I was, I was starting to cook. I mean, I've
never heard it. It was. You guys are crazy like easy.

(02:01:00):
You know, I hang up on twice, they hang up.
You're good at it. I mean really the thing? I
want to buy it? And you were there. Pre recorded
permission granted by all her Selle Duran Felon tab Ellis
Duran in the Morning Show Eli Show. All right, we're

(02:01:26):
trying to clean up after this mess. Make sure you
watched the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We just did it.
It's okay, it's I give it a seven. Exciting is normal? Danielle,
give me a couple of headlines. All right, So this
was cute. Dolly pardon Um wanted her goddaughter Miley Cyrus
on her holiday album, and so instead of just calling her,

(02:01:47):
she actually faxed her Start to Fast So crazy. I
still think this survey is so interesting. The twenty nineteenth
survey found that thirty percent of millennials feel that they
are better they have a better shot at getting a
date with an A list celebrity than ever buying their
own home, which is crazy. And Nicki Minaj and Cardi

(02:02:08):
B could be having a collaboration together. There is a
rumor out there that that could happen, that they've squashed
it all and that there's something special on the way.
So we'll see. That's my Daniel report, all right, Daniel,
thanks a final goodbye after this Elvis Duran in the
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