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Portions of this program are prerecorded. I just laughed, and
a booker came out with I love how funny. They
are so hilarious and I love listening to it on
my way to work. I really so about the whole show.
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That's why I listened to it because it makes me
up every morning. Here awarded. That is the single most
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annoying sound on the plant. Annoying sound on the plane
is totally honest. He's so funny when I say, hey,
please dong me then feel free in the morning show.
When did I say that? When did I say please
dong me? I don't remember last night. No, you know that. No,
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I did not then the night before. No, let's not
make assumptions. Hey, anyway, Happy Friday, sending much love and
positivity to you, and it is the weekend. Good morning,
Danielle Morning I Producer, sam My name my night, Hi Scary, Hello,
Hi Gondhe Hello, Hello, Froggy, Hello, Elvis. Well, welcome to
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another day. Hey. You know what we are celebrating this
release from our friends BTS, their first release in all English.
It's called Dynamite. Here it is guess ain't so much
me bring the fuck said the night shoes on, get
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a mark up, let's rock and roll can't come, get
the traum learning on like a Rowley Stone sing some
when a mocking arm jumped up to the top of
the brown ing down, coming on my fun, nicety and
again I being fun. Is the baseball already tweety? You
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get this speech chick like money face all alone. I'm
mean today, I'm good to go. I'm time off. You know,
I go out. Let's starts to night. So she's come said,
night light shining through the city with the little fucking
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side the flame kind of make who bring a plan?
Trying the crowd want to come along? Word up, time
to talk to school? Right me up the wall, tailne
sky lights against the breakstone, laing drum. I get them
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keeping the ball he's getting vin getting in the baseball.
Let me set this money and get this big check
like money and days. So I love that. I'm mean today,
I'm getting to the time. Let's go kiss and the
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dust night three three night life shining in the street
with the little focus song on my flight like done
my whoa sign a mic and nine ninety nine and
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the night sign the mic, the city with the little
focus the light like that, who downing and nine and nine,
the night downing and nine and nine, a night Stanning
and nine and nine and night night and after time,
my night and nine and lighting at the time, my
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empty s I'm in nurse tonight shoot me brain top
by it said, the night night shutting through the city
with the later there you go, dynamite BTS. That sounds
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pretty awesome, right, yeah, I like that. They sound great.
Of course they are starring at our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Hey,
by the way, don't start driving to Vegas to meet
us there for that, because it ain't happening in Vegas
this year. Also came Brown, We'll be performing at our
iHeartRadio Music Festival, and we have him on our show
later today. Settle down, Froggy, you love him so much.
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I know you're going to embarrass this when King Brown,
I promise I won't I behave I will control my
fan girling exactly. Thank you. Line six is Justine. She's
our first caller of the day. So Justine, let's talk
about what you did. You had your pregnancy ultrasound this week.
Did you find anything interesting in there. Oh yeah, I
found triplet. Whoaoa whoa. That's now. What was that like
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when you received that? Uh that news? Um, they were
really excited about it, they they yeah, that's all the
ultrasound technologists I perform ultrasound. Oh you performed them? Oh
I thought you did one on yourself. Yeah. Oh god. Okay, So, Justine,
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I may assume that some people may come in for
an ultrasound and they and they discover right there in
your office that they're having splits rather than just one baby.
Some people must be shocked over that. You must see
everything in your line of work, right, Oh, yeah, absolutely,
it's crazy. Good triplets? Oh my god, I have two dogs.
I can't keep up with them. Anyway, we'll listen to congratulations. Yeah.
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We love it when people they finally do conceive when
they've been trying for so long and it's been a
lot of people go through the heartbreaking journey there, right,
but well we haven't been able to conceive, and then
one day you wake up you're getting triplets. Okay, Well, whoa,
that's good. Well, look you're a first caller of the day, Justine.
We're gonna send you some Elvis drain morning show scrubs
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from Hackensack, Meridian. I hope you have a great weekend
this weekend. Thank you so much. You guys too. I
love you guys. Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
Well we can't believe. I know, but you're the superstar
telling someone the news they're getting triplets. So I don't know.
All right, hold on one second, and here comes straight
innate to a totally totally flirt with you. Can you imagine,
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Danielle when you went in for your first ultrasound and you're,
oh my god, I'm gonna see my baby and then
they say, well, Danielle, you're having three babies. How would
you respond to that? I think I would have fainted.
If that takes a while. I mean it would have
been wonderful, a blessing, but that takes a while to
get used to. Oh god, So, producer Sam, who do
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you want to do? Oh? By the way, someone's having
a thirtieth birthday this weekend? Is that you? Producer Sam? Oh,
I think it's me y. Yeah, you're crossing a new threshold.
We got to get into that today. We have to
we have to talk about people in their thirties, which
which will which will be you all right? Who do
you want to do horsecips with? Let's usher in the weekend. Nate,
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are you ready? God? I don't think so. I don't
think I am here we go. If it's your birthday today,
you share it with Casey musk Graves. Oh, Capricorns, don't
worry about being productive today. Instead, use this as a
day of much needed rest and relaxation. Your Days and
nine Aquarius, your brain and body are in need of
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a challenge. Think if innovative and creative ways to add
a little extra pep in your step. Your days of
seven Bisces, ask someone around you for help. A collaborative
and cooperative effort will help make decisions easier than usual.
Your days and eight Aries, you have a newfound energy.
Use this fuel to your creative projects which you've been
holding off. Your Days of nine Doris, take on your
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biggest fears. Do not be afraid of rejection as you
jump into a once daunting task. Your days of nine,
Oh Gemini, stop no, no, no, no no, no, no, really no, Nate,
just just read in them in your natural normal voice.
People like that. Elvis. All right, okay, let me just
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make it really clear. I think it's awful. But if
you want to keep reading like that, okay, if you no,
keep doing it, stays, stays, stay weird. Okay, back to
Sam and the Kibler helf. All right, Gemini, focus your
energies and try and give your mind a chance to
clear itself. Your days in eight answer, a constant need
for stimuli could wear out the people around you. Elvits,
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try and bring your energy level down and notch No,
I'm not going to do it. Your days is seven Leo.
Clean out your closets, free yourself of any mental or
physical clutter that you may have taken on your days
of ten Virgo. While you may be ready for anything,
remember that before you act, your intentions should always come
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from a good place. Your days in eight Libra, get
yourself back in the ring on a project you may
have once abandoned. A new perspective could change everything your
days of ten Scorpio. An innovative new approach will have
you see things from many perspectives. Take this as a
learning opportunity. Your days an amazing eight. And finally, Sagittarius,
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some newfound energy could have you taken on a long
standing task from your to do list. Your day is nine,
and those are your Friday morning horoscopes. You know, here's
a problem when you do horoscopes. We actually have people
texting offering cash to us if we don't let you
do it. I'm letting you know you should take it. Elvis,
listen all the money I can make doing annoying voices. No, no, no, no,
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they want to pay money for you not to do
the voices. What I say, they want to pay money
for you not to do horoscopes? Oh well, never mind, Nate,
look at it. Here's the text. It's too early to
hear that voice. Nate ruins it. I agree, Elvis, it's awful.
I absolutely ef and hate it if it. Nate sounds
like a creeper. I love Nate horoscopes. No, you sound
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like a drunk leprechaun. Compliment. No, I gotta shut my
radio off again. Since Nate's doing the horoscopes, I can't
even understand what he's saying. It's so irritating. All just
letting you know you need to hear the feedback. He
sounds stupid. They said you sounds stupid. Fine, haters gonna
hate all right, Gandhi, let's get into it. What are
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you have going on, while some sad news this morning,
at least four people are dead in one of California's
raging wildfires, the LNU Lightning Complex. Fires have burned over
two hundred and fifteen thousand acres in northern California. That
makes it the state's ninth biggest wildfire ever. Nearly five
hundred structures have been destroyed, with a whole lot more
in danger. Fire crews are stretched really thin trying to
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stop three hundred and sixty seven fires in total, but
help should be on the way today from Arizona, Nevada,
and Texas. Former Trump White House strategists Steve Bannon is
out of jail after being arrested yesterday. He pleaded not
guilty to federal fraud charges after the Justice Department charged him,
along with three other people, with scamming those who donated
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to a We Build the Wall fundraiser. Prosecutors say that
Bannon and the others use donor money for personal expenses,
and finally it happened yesterday. After months of being closed
because of the pandemic, am AMC theaters have reopened with
those fifteen cent tickets in celebration of their one hundredth anniversary.
They're also going to show classic movies as a fun throwback,
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and they're going to be blocking out seats, spreading out showtimes,
cleaning more, and expecting guests to require face mask to
wear face masks, and practice good hand hygiene to prevent
the spread of more germs. So, if you've been waiting
on the theaters to open, they are now open at
least AMC is And those are your three things. All right,
we should go watch pandemic movies at the AMC theater.
(12:29):
Oh my god, that would be so stress inducing. I'll
be there for two seconds after leave for fifteen cents.
Are you having? All right? Well, good, here we go.
It's Friday. You guys ready for Friday? Yeah? Yeah, all right,
come on, let's do it. Yeah. I know we're done
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you say, you guys make my day every single day.
Elst in the Morning Show. I don't know a little nervous,
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but a little excited going out for a going out
for a dinner date tomorrow night. Yeah, it's our one
year marriage anniversary, not wedding, but sort of Well, how
do you do that? Does it mean I have two anniversaries?
(13:35):
One is the day we got married at you know,
city hall, Yeah, and the other ones the day that
we had the big wedding where the wedding singer vomited
off the back of the stage. Which one do we celebrate?
I think it's your official I would celebrate the official one. Really,
unless you want two presents then you do? You know, crates?
I don't know if I'm getting any presents. Yeah, I
don't want need an anniversary present. Isn't the first year
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that the year of the paper or something? I don't
need paper paper. Well, I don't want to see a
down a tree for my my anniversary gift. Anyway, you know,
I told you just This will be my third time
I've been to a restaurant since March. The first time
I didn't like because people were too close and they
were like spitting on each other and hugging each other.
I'm like, Well, then I had lunch with my friend Rosanna.
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The other day outside it was nice and safe, and
so we're gonna try again for a night out tomorrow night.
I'm excited date night outside the house. Well, if you
know dogs, if no dogs and no stove. If you
need tips, you can ask Scary because he has a
lot of um you know, he does it a lot,
so you can ask him for some tips and how
to go out. Like Scary is a lot of crowd
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and mileage. I'm just gonna say that you make sure
you choose a place that has, you know, some nice
distance between the tables, because there are stir of couple
that it's chair to chair, back to back. It's like
old times. Now heard, we heard the place we're going
to has lots of distancing. As a matter of fact,
that they know we're coming, they're going to offer us
a choice of two different tables and something. I don't know.
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You're fine, but I'm ready. I'm ready. I love how
this it's a Byob by the way, but you know what,
it's b y OB's. So someone has to carry the
case of wine. And you know, I'm for two of
us anyway, So I'm kind of excited, kind of nervous,
but it's gonna be good to get out, you know.
And with that said, a lot of a lot more
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people are coming out of their shells and taking a
chance and you know, staying as safe as possible, just
to get out of the house. Because there is a
thing called cooking fatigue that is going on right now.
Do any of you have that where you're tired of cooking? Yes? Yeah.
By the way, I'm watching you in the zoom room
and you're shaking heads. You know we're on the radio.
You really should say so people are there like cooking.
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I hate cleaning up after cooking, so I feel like
that part is more of the fatiguing part. If I
could just cook and then someone else cleaned it all up,
that would be fine. Yeah. I like, I'm wonderful and
I love to cook too. But after a while you're like, Okay, yeah, Froggy,
you're cooking a lot out on your big green egg.
I am, but I feel like I'm cooking the same
five things over and over and over and over again.
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I'm like ready for something different. I'm not having fatigue
of groundhog Day cooking. Yeah, I'm with you. That's why
last night I tried scollops now, a lot of people
don't like scollops. See look at the I'm looking at
faces like Nate's making that face, the same face I
make when he does the horoscopes. But stop. Nope. We
made scalops one time and they were so rubbery. You know,
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when you you have such a bad like you know,
experience with it, you cannot eat it again. That's me
with scalops. They were like like we did in our
fifteen minute morning show podcast, you were scarred for a
life with scalops. Yeah, oh that Iina Garden has the
best scalop recipe. I did it perfectly last night. But again,
I'm tired of cooking. Tired of cooking, done, ready to
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go out. So and also teachers, teachers, educators, those who
are going back into classes right now, and those who
were doing it virtually as well. Heads off to you
getting back to that routine. You know, everyone's kind of
moving into a new phase right now. And stay nice
and safe. We love you, but it is good to
like take a peek around the corner and see what
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else is out there in the world, right Producer, Sam,
is it tomorrow or Sunday? Your thirtieth birthday? Oh? My God.
I get to turn thirty on Sunday, yay, which means Monday.
You might see me in rare form, but I promise
I will be here. Okay, good, Are you excited about
entering a new decade? I didn't think I was going
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to be, but I really am. I have like high
expectations for thirties. It sounds like a lot of really
fun things happen. And whom are we kidding? I'm an
old lady when it comes to a lot of things,
so I feel like I'm aging into my brain. Okay,
there you go. Well let's get into it later. Let's
have like a deep dive into you turning thirty and
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what it's like, because a lot of people listening are
just now getting into the thirties as well. But all right,
well that said, give us some feel goods. What do
you have to Okay, So listener, Q Smith sent me
this and it's kind of adorable, but it's also very quirky,
so stay with me. Cooper Ashley he's a toddler from
northeastern Oklahoma, and he's obsessed with trash, like literally trash garbage.
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This kid loves garbage. He goes, he takes out the
garbage with his parents. He waves goodbye to it, and
every Monday morning he insists on going outside and waving
hello to the sanitation workers as they drive by the house.
His parents say he gets so excited. They don't know
where it came from. He even sometimes brings water bottles
out to these workers, which they greatly appreciate, and they say,
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this little kid makes their Monday mornings. So they just
got a chance to kind of return the favor. Cooper
just turned two years old and his parents through him
a trash fash where the theme was everything garbage. He
was so happy to open his own trash cans that
had his name. It was so cute. But the piece
day resistance of the entire day was horns honking. The
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kid looks outside and garbage trucks. Small trucks are pulling
down the street so that they could come say hi
to their buddy Cooper to stop for photos. They dropped
off gifts and it's so nutty, but it kind of
reminded me that I wish I had the enthusiasm Cooper
has for these workers. I'd take for granted every day
in my life, just like you know, mail people, garbage people,
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think people who help my life move every day. So
I want to say thank you to all of those
workers today and if you have a chance, definitely thank yours.
Thank you so much for this reminder, Q Smith, and
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistan dot com subject mind feel goods.
All right, Sam, don't go far. We need you like
about an hour to talk about you and your birthday
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this weekend. Okay, okay, I'll be here, all right. Danielle's
first report of the day on the way, What do
you have, Danielle, We got some new music from Katie
Perry that we're gonna hear, and Farrell is actually going
to give us a new one today as well. Oh
perfect and BTS Dynamite. We're playing that all day today too.
All right, let's take a break. We're back after this
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the Morning show. Hey, so this is kind of a
touchy subject, but here we go. Have you ever had
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to dump someone you didn't even know you were dating?
You know what I'm saying? Oh, man, yeah, pretty much.
I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes you're hanging out
with someone, you're chilling out whatever, and you think you're
in separate lanes, but they think you're in the same lane,
(21:51):
and you're like, no, we're not, and you're making this
so uncomfortable. I can't I can't deal with you. Look,
I don't know. Have you ever though, yes, Gandhi you Yes?
How did that go for you? Um? It was super
awkward and it happened in front of my sister. So
it was like one of those things where I thought
we were just hanging out and having a good time,
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and then he said something that made it very clear
he thought differently, and he thought it was super serious,
and I was like, oh no, we should have this
conversation right now. And my sister said, don't you ever
in your life do something like that in front of me. Ever, again,
I was so uncomfortable. Oh my god. Well, we had
to have the conversation as soon as it came up.
It was important you do. Yeah, you have to have
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it immediately. I was seeing this guy. This isn't God,
this is after college, and uh, I you know, go
hang at his house sometimes whatever. And then one time
I went over, we had dinner and whatever, and he says,
are you staying over? I said yeah. He said, I
bought you a toothbrush. I immediately said, I immediately said,
I'm going home tonight. It was like, well, I'm not.
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I'm not in. I'm not here. Not the toothbrush. Boyfriend,
I'm not I'm not there, you know. And and then
you and you don't want to throw out the baby
with the bathwater, right, But at the same time you
know that this isn't aren't gonna work. Yeah, but sometimes
they come with the U haul already and it's like,
who slow down. So I was just asking for a friend.
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I mean, I'm married. I don't have to wait. I'm
going to say wait a second too late, you you
know what. And then let's say you are dating someone casually.
I guess you you have to have those conversations and
make sure the word casual comes up, otherwise they think
it's official. It's either casual or official, right, yes, And
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so this is where it gets tricky in relationships because
it takes two to have a relationship, all right, But
if you're traveling in different lanes and different speeds, at
different speeds, you don't know like who's gonna get there first,
right or if you know, or I may just exit
off early and none of you go to your exit. Yeah, exactly.
And I've had so many conversations with friends who say
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somebody's cheating on them and I'm like, well, are you
really getting cheated on? Or did you? Guys never have
a discussion and it's still an open casual dating situation.
People need to be clear about those things. So wait, wait, wait,
back up. So if you've asked a friend that, if
a friend Gandhi comes up and says he cheated on me,
and then you actually directly and ask the question, wait,
are you sure he cheated on you? I mean, are
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you really official? How do they respond? How have they
responded to stuff like that? So sometimes it has gone
terribly wrong and they've been like, you're supposed to always
be on my side, what the hell is wrong with you?
But there have been two instances where my friend said,
holy crap, we never had that conversation. We probably should
have that conversation. And you're right, because we are just
dating right now. They liked this person a little more
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than that person like them, and then they have a conversation,
which I think is important. Interesting text. My husband and
I had to dump another couple who thought we were
in a relationship. Wo I'd like some more details on
that one anyway, So let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle,
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let's get you rolling here, and uh yeah, think about that.
Do you think you're casually dating someone who thinks something
more is going on. It's a tricky thing because sometimes
even if you're still casual and they're going faster than
you want them to go, you still see, well, maybe
there's something there, you know, maybe they're cool. I'm gonna
like play this game a little longer, but yeah, don't
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you need to be direct? You have to say hey,
I actually had a very good friend of mine tell
me that after talking to a guy for three weeks,
she put a calendar in his house. I said, what
the hell are you doing? Why'd you put a calendar
in there? Get it out? They broke up not too
long after that because she was moving too fast. So
our buddy Ali Ali Gold is in our chat room,
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she says. Now guys use the word exclusive in between
casual and boyfriend, so it's it's first it's casual, then
it's exclusive, and then it's boyfriend. So you can be
exclusive and not be a boyfriend. That's the same thing. Yeah,
Ali is so forward, so far ahead of it. Does
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exclusive means something different nowadays? Maybe they change the meaning.
I don't know. I don't know. All right, let's get
into it. The Danielle report is bulging and ready to burst.
What do you have going on? Well? Today is the
day Laurie Laughlin's fate will be sealed to Prosecutors want
the court to seal that plea deal made with Laurie
(26:31):
and her husband. What will happen? Will she get, you know,
the maximum sentence? Will they get the two months to
five months and the clink of Will see what happens today?
Heidi Klum is also wanting to take Seal to court
for emergency custody hearing. She says, she's having trouble convincing
him to let her take the kids to Germany while
(26:53):
she's filming next Top Model. He's worried about coronavirus, but
she says that she is well aware she's taking the precaution,
so she wants to take the kids with her. So
we'll see what happens with that. Ellen de Generalist is
trying to boost morale at her daytime talk show because
you know, it's being investigated for workplace misconduct. She's reportedly
offering employees some new perks. A couple of them includes
(27:15):
more paid time off and some medically medical leave. So yeah, wow,
this is when you guys start, you know, complaining that
I'm sexually harassing you all, So you get more medical leave,
and I see it coming. Do you see what they're
doing over at the Ellen Show? Yeah? No. And the
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Thanksgiving Day parade will be happening this year. I know
we were kind of talking about this the other day,
but it will be reimagined. Um, they're not telling us
exactly what will happen, but they promise it will be happening.
I know we're ready for a much anticipated return of
keeping up with the Kardashians. Am I the only one? Anyway?
The new trailer is out for season eighteen. Rab Kardashian
(28:00):
will be back, do you know that? And um, of
course all the drama around coronavirus, we're gonna get to
see that this season. There. Um, let me see what
else I got for you. Ben Affleck is reportedly returning
his Batman in the upcoming Flash movie. He will be
making a cameo as well as Michael Keaton's Batman and
apparently they have very substantial parts. It's an emotional impact
(28:23):
that they will play in the role with their batman's
And Pharrell and jay Z are giving us a new
song today called Entrepreneur. We know BTS has a new
one that we're playing for you. It's called Dynamite. And
Katie Perry her album comes out next Friday. It's called
Smile and What Makes a Woman is her new single
and she is dedicating it to our unborn daughter. And
this is what it sounds like, could spend your hot
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but describ She's always been a perfect mystery. That's makes
a moment that was very different. Yeah different, Katy Perry.
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And on your television, there's a lot this weekend, So
Netflix gives you the series premiere of Hoops. You've got
Lucifer kicking off their new season The Sleepover, which is
a pretty cool family movie. You have a bunch of
stuff on Amazon Prime. I know Chemical Hearts, which is
from Lily Reinhart on Riverdale, a lot of people looking
forward to that. You've got RuPaul's Drag Race kicking off
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a new season Big Brother. So a lot of fun
stuff on television. And that is my Danielle report. Mike,
is he still on line twenty four? Here we go,
Let's go talk to Mike. Hello Mike, good morning, Good morning,
Welcome to Friday. You ready for your weekend? Are you
working all weekend? What's your deal? Very excited. I'm throwing
a surprise. I've got to putty this weekend. Oh excellent. Nice. Hey,
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So we're talking about the uncomfortable thing dumping someone you
didn't even know you were dating. It must be twice
as bad if it's someone at work. But you had
that and you've actually taken an extra step. Tell everyone
what happened to you. So I am a nurse and
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one of my co workers and I were very close,
we were friends, we were having a good time. She
was a very sweet girl. A few of us decided
to go to Nashville for the weekend, and by the
end of the weekend she told me that she loved
me and that we were gonna be like the best
boyfriend girlfriend ever. Mind you, she has known for years
(30:35):
that I am gay, So it was very uncomfortable. So
you had to dump someone who's a co worker and
who knows you're gay. Yeah, but eight hour drive home
was pretty awkward. You know what here, my dad always said,
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if you see a bus coming down the street, don't
walk in front of it, and she did. She actually,
because you are a bus and you're rolling down the street,
and she walked right in front of it. I mean, so,
are you guys over that yet? Is it still uncomfortable
around her? What's going on? Oh? That's that's sad. But
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at the same time, like if that was her decision,
then Sophia, I hope she's happy. Yeah. Oh you know what,
that's a good attitude. Mike. Yeah, okay, good, Well, look,
hey have fun at that bachelorette party. You guys be
safe and thanks for listening to us. Okay, we'll do
thank you. There you go. Oh god, Mike must be
a great catch though. Yeah, he will never date me
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because he's gay and we work together. I think H'm
gonna railroad him and see forced him, forced him to
have a relationship with me. Catherine on line twenty three. Yeah,
this is another kind of weird one. Hey Catherine, Oh
my goodness, Hi, Hi, Hey, thanks for calling it for
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being a part of the show. So you had to
dump someone you didn't even know you were dating after
just one one like one little get together he thought
you were dating. Yeah, it was one day. It was terrible.
He picked me up, we went to the movies, and
he didn't hold my hand at all, Like I even
had my hands on my leg like open on his side,
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like waiting for him to like do something you never get.
And then when he dropped me off, I waited a
few seconds to see if he would kiss me. Didn't
do that either. I get home and I signed on
Facebook or request to be in a relationship with him,
and I was like so confused. I was like, what
am I supposed to do? So he called me like
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a few minutes later and he's like, hey, I sent
me this request, like you better go accept it. Well,
but yeah, he like told me I had to accept it.
So I did, and I avoided him for a week
because I didn't know what to do, and then like
telling him, I'm like, this isn't working, Like we can't
do this. Oh my god. It's one thing to say
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this isn't working, but it's another thing to say this
isn't working when there is nothing that's working. I mean,
there's nothing to work. It's like what, I don't know,
I don't know, you know what. It goes back to this,
and look, we're all guilty of these voices in our head, right,
We have these these dialogues with ourselves in our heads,
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and we ramp ourselves up thinking something's going on that's
not it's not it's not real. It's not real at all.
It's like, all right, anyway, hey, best of luck to you, Catherine.
I hope you are you in a relationship now? Are you?
You're happily single? How you doing? Yeah? I'm I'm much
better now. I've been dating my boyfriend for over a year.
Now does he know you're dating? This is wondering? All right,
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very good? Thanks for listening to It's Catherine, and it's
a pleasure having you here. Have a great weekend. Okay,
love you, love you more? Yes, Gary? What's up? Well?
More along the lines of what our friend Ali was saying,
did somebody text it in? Get this? Exclusive means you
both aren't hooking up with anyone else. But you guys
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aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. But to me, if you're
exclusive and not hooking up with anyone else, you are,
that defines boyfriend girlfriend does not go on dates. Yeah,
and also there's a there's a health thing. You don't
want to be like doing someone who's doing a thousand
other people, but you want to do them from time
to time and just drive them, right, Gandhi, you know
(34:33):
what I'm saying. Yeah, I think that that's probably what
it is. I mean, you can definitely have a permanent
booty call and not go out on dates. But I
don't see why you wouldn't go out on dates at
that point. But okay, yes, makes sense exactly. Exclusive could
equal permanent booty call, Right, you're screwed. I think it's
pretty safe to say if you're afraid to have the conversation,
(34:55):
or if you've never had the conversation already, exclusive, just
assume that you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I assume. Yeah,
all right, Hey, we do have a one thousand dollars
luck tastic free money phone tap on the way. Also
Kane Brown. Later this morning, we're trying to uh, we're
trying to find some sedatives to give Froggy so he
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won't embarrass you. I'm not going to embarrass you. I promise,
I'm you have my word. I will not embarrass you.
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keep meaning to watch that Jim Belushi Marijuana show, but
I never get to it. Has anyone seen it yet?
Anyone last night? No one? I have not. No, we'll
(36:00):
get to it. We'll get to it. No problem there.
Let's see. Oh, you know what I read something interesting
in the Daily Stoic. You know I read this every day.
I thought, this is something that's great for all of us,
and it kind of sort of. It's a little related
to the conversation we were having about how you have
these conversations in your own head and all of a
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sudden reality isn't real anymore, or whatever today is. Don't
be miserable in advance. Yes, August twenty, this is great.
The way the way we nervously worry about looming bad
news is strange if you think about it. By definition,
the waiting means it hasn't happened yet, so that feeling
(36:45):
bad in advance is totally voluntary. But that's what we do.
We chew our nails, we feel sick to our stomachs.
We rudely brush aside people around us because something bad
might occur soon. Do you understand exactly what I'm saying? YEA,
tell yeah. Yes. The pragmatist, the person of action, is
too busy to waste time on such silliness. The the
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pragmatists can't worry about every possible outcome in advance. Think
about it best case scenario. If the news turns out
to be better than expected, all this time was wasted
with needless fear worst case scenario, we were miserable for
extra time by choice? Yep, and what better? What better
use could you make of that time, a day that
(37:27):
could be your last, you want to spend it in worry?
In what other area could you make some progress? While
others might be sitting on the edges of their seat
passively awaiting for some fate. Let the news come when
it does, be too busy working to care. And this
happens every time a friend of mine gets nervous about
something with their body, a sickness or whatever, or they've
(37:50):
taken a test they're waiting for results. They start going crazy.
I'm like, don't don't go nuts until it's time to
go nuts. You're you're fine, The bad news isn't here.
We're in anticipating bad news and you're wasting all this time. Yeah, froggy.
I've done this since I was a child, when I
used to get my report card like a week out
before I knew my report card was going to be
terrible and so therefore I would be fretting about it
(38:12):
all weeks. I still do it as an adult, but
I know where it started. It started every time you
had to bring that report card home. You knew that
it was going to be a bad day, But see
that you already knew it was going to be bad
like that. Yeah, you're just saw the f's, you know.
But that's the same as worrying about a report card.
It's gonna be all fps until you can see all
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f You don't have all apps, right, you just don't,
y'all scary. I am the quintessential wor reward. I am
that guy talking about who I'm thinking of. All something
could happen, and I have all the different scenarios of negativity,
and my entire life becomes dedicated to worrying about that,
and I get upset, and then all of a sudden
(38:54):
the outcome might not be so bad after all, And
so I spent you know, so I wasted time. I
should heed that advice. Yeah, you know what, that's the thing.
The bad thing doesn't happen until the bad thing happens. Right,
to sit here and worry about it, to sit here
and worry about it's just it's it's yeah, someone just
sent a text. It's stress that you cannot control. That's
(39:14):
why the worst thing sometimes because can you get like,
say you feel a symptom. You google your symptom, and
it's always the worst case scenario. You're always dying. Google
tells you you're dying every single time. So it's like
it's like, yeah, so this is the worst thing for
people like that, Like I have everything. Oh yep. I
(39:36):
always figure that if the terrible thing is going to happen,
I might as well just enjoy this time that I
have before the terrible thing happened, because maybe life won't
be the same after. And it rarely ever happens the
terrible thing that you're worried about. True. By the way,
it's Karen's birthday and she wants a shout out from us,
(39:56):
but she spells her name c A r i ah.
She changed the spelling of her name. No, happy birthday, Karen.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. We've got lots coming up this hour. We
have to celebrate our producer Sam's thirtieth birthday. Let's get
into what it's like to be in your thirties. Let
me see if I can recall I serves if MEMBERY
(40:20):
served my thirties, ALLI blur anyway, But if you don't
read the Daily Stoic. It really is. It's called It's
a great book. It's The Daily Stoic, three hundred and
sixty six Meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance in the Art of Living.
I've had this thing for years. It's really my favorite
read every single day. All right, let's get into it, Gandhi.
What's going on? All right? Former Trump campaign manager and
(40:41):
White House advisor Steve Bannon, along with three others, are
being indicted for illegally funneling money from a crowdsourcing project
to build that border wall. Prosecutors say they defrauded hundreds
of thousands of Americans who contributed to the We Build
the Wall projects, where they promised one hundred percent of
the money would be spent on building that wall between
the US and Mexico. The four men allegedly took hundreds
(41:02):
of thousands of dollars of funds from the twenty five
million raised, then took steps to hide that stolen money
by creating false invoices. Weather FEMA arresting Steve Bannon yesterday,
I did. I've decided I'm gonna go for the Steve
Bannon look, I want that long stream No nobody deserves it.
Looks like he's been hiding out when he hasn't, which
(41:24):
is what's very fascinating. Even when he wasn't working in
the White House, it looked like he was hiding it.
But I will tell you it's it's sort of ironic
that first of all, he was he's accused of stealing
a lot of money and they caught him on a
twenty three million dollar yacht. And secondly, it was the
US Postal Service authorities that arrested him. You gotta love that.
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A weird week for the USPS servants. Some justice, all right.
Weather forecasters say that True two's tropical storm systems could
make landfall in the US around the same time next week.
Tropical Depression thirteen is currently in the Atlantic Ocean about
three hundred miles of Antiqua, and Tropical Depression fourteen is
about thirty miles off the coast of Honduras and the Caribbean.
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Both systems have sustained thirty five mile per hour winds
and are expected to strengthen as they head toward the
US mainland. And finally, a fifty year old tortoise is
looking for some love. That's according to his dating profile.
His owner says that She believes he's lonely because he
keeps trying to make friends with random shell shaped objects
that are not even alive. And his ad describes him
(42:26):
as outdoorsy. He loves to eat cucumbers and fruit, and
he isn't into tortoise tables or heat lamps. So if
you have a friend who could be friends with this guy,
he needs it. And those are your three things. And
you know what, what do Gandhi and a turtle have
in common? Soon Gandhi will be traveling in our own house. Hey, hey,
(42:48):
are you Are you closer to getting into that RV
and traveling around the country. And it appears that every
day we get closer, but we're not. We haven't locked
anything in. I see Nate kind of like wobbling his
head back and forth. The thing is, with this RV trip,
we have so many safety precautions that we need to
take and a lot of you know, risk assessment things
(43:09):
that are going on right now to make sure everybody's safe.
So as long as we can get all that locked
in and get this RV going, we should hit the road.
I love that. Hey, you know what our company we
have r vs. We have this one hundred and fifty
thousand dollar RV one hundred and fifty thousand dollars RV.
Let's let Gandhi driving across the country. She just got
her driver's license. I went driving forever, but now I'm legal.
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ls Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap Garrett. What's
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a phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsay. Now, Lindsay's she
(47:05):
had a job and she lost it unfortunately, so she's
been trying to get back into the grind of trying
to find a job. So Brett thought, you know, why not,
you know, offer her a job. Let's see what happens
on today's phone tap. Hello, what are you doing? I'm
just watching TV and just kind of looking at stuff online.
(47:26):
And I actually have some good news for you. What
earlier today, I actually ran into one of the human
resources managers at my job and they're actually interested in
interviewing you and possibly getting you a job. Well, I
tried to find a job, and I just I really
(47:46):
feel like I need a break, you know, from I see.
That's the thing is. I don't want you to take
me the wrong way. I just yeah, I gave him
your phone number. He's gonna probably give you a Callity.
She's a really hard position you're putting me in. I
don't oh no, no, no, no, just see what you
have to say. Pretty much, you have the job. If
you want it and you like it, you have the job.
It's not that you know it wouldn't be something, you
(48:08):
know what, To be honest with you, he didn't say.
He didn't really say. He has a couple of various jobs.
I'm sure he can go through like a list of
different you know, openings that they have. You know. I
got to run back into a meeting. But I'll give
you a call a little bit later to see how
it went. All right, all right, promise, yes, I just
said I'd take the call me. I'll talk to you
(48:28):
a little bit later, okay, bye, all right, bye, Lindsay
Please Lindsay, Hi, this is Jaylor. Should I work with
Brett at the office. Hi. He was mentioning that you
are in the market for a job right now, and
I am glad to tell you that we have a
(48:49):
position that we'd love for you to fill. Um, if
you are interested. Well, I'm I'm still kind of looking around,
so I'm not really sure. Did he tell you what
the job was. No, it's actually to be a porter
in our building. What a porter, I'm are you familiar.
(49:12):
What are you talking about? Like a dorman? I don't understand. No,
the office janitor. The janitor. Yeah, I think you'd be
perfect for the job. No, well, I had a college education.
I'm not coming in to be some janitor. I mean,
this is ridiculous. I'm not going to put you on
the same floor as Brett. Now. I know well. He
(49:35):
said you were good at unclogging toilets. He said that
you were very qualified for this job. Are you kidding me?
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time and maybe and maybe do you don't need to
give me time. I'm telling you very clearly right now.
Do you understand English? Oh? Yeah, I do, I do perfectly.
I'm interested in this job. Hello, I swear to God
(49:58):
I will strangle you. What are you thinking? What am
I thinking? How are you thinking for suggesting me for
a janitor position. Maybe it's just something like filing paperwork
or something like. It's not it's a janitorial job. So
you're not going to come into the interview. No what No,
(50:19):
I'm not coming into the interview. You do your bathroom tiles,
it's better enough. All I do around here is clean
up after your mess. All I want I expect me
to come in and clean up after all your workers
with you. Can you just go into the interview. I
Am not going to grob your toilists and mop your
(50:40):
floors at your work. I mean, you're insane, So you're
not even going to consider the job. No, no, no, no, no, no,
how An I got to say it? No, Hey, lindsay this.
My name's Garrett from Elvistart in the morning show. And
you just got phone tapped. I'm you kidding me? Go
(51:07):
yourself now, I'm not going to take a job whatever.
That was not only the phone tap. That was the
free money phone tap. Let's go to line five and
talk to Elena and give her a thousand dollars. Look,
we have a plan for this call Elena, we're giving
you a thousand dollars. Oh god, oh my god, oh
(51:27):
my god, thank you. Alas. You don't know how I
really need this. Oh I love that. I mean well,
I mean I don't love it. You need it badly.
I love that you got it. I mean, so, what's
going on in your life, Elena? Oh well, I'm still
out of work, um and I am a bus monitor
and we don't even know when we're going back yet.
So this really really helps a lot. It's been the struggle.
(51:51):
So oh my god, thank you so much. You're so welcome.
You're so welcome. So what are you doing this weekend?
What do you think will be your your your big moment,
celebrating in the backyard, social distancing with a barbecue. I
guess yeah, well, congratulation. Right now, it's slowly working its
(52:16):
way in, right. It takes a moment. I mean it's
it's like shock, and then it's like disbelief and then anger.
I don't know why. So you got, Elena. Thank you
so much for listening to us, and have a beautiful weekend.
Enjoy your barbecue. Okay, thank you so much, Thank you
so much of us. Danielle Gandhi and Uri and everybody.
(52:37):
Oh my god, hold on a second, even, don't forget Froggy.
Froggy's in there. We love our Froggy. A hold on
one a second. Here we go. Elena win a thousand.
I love it when real people win money. And there's
nothing worse than getting like a multi billionaire winning a
thousand dollars. It's like, why you should be excluded solely
for that. You're not allowed to play like Kardashians. You're
(52:58):
not allowed to play the lottery. It's not for you.
Leave it alone. That's that's not true, but they need
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(53:20):
so producer Sam, Happy thirtieth birthday weekend to you. Happy birthday.
Thanks guys. I got about forty eight hours before I
can officially celebrate it, but I'm starting. Well, let's go
ahead and let's start it now. I remember my thirties
as it was yesterday, even though it's nowhere near yesterday.
I was working for this same radio station in this
(53:40):
very same the same city and living life, loving life.
I will tell you, the older I got in my
thirties as I was approaching my forties, the better life was.
Life kept getting better. Life keeps getting better, even during
these times that really suck ass. Yeah, life is great.
I have that expectation. I really I hear really good things,
(54:01):
especially about the thirties. Like I hear it does continue
to get better. But this is the first time because
I've always been one of those people that hate aging,
I really do. I'm actually really looking forward to this
entire decade. And I'm not even entirely sure why. I
just feel like it's right. You know what I did
in my thirties. I got married and I had babies
in my thirties. Let's start there on day one. There
(54:28):
is no race that was Danielle timing. What about your
thirties gone? Do you talk about him? My thirties have
been almost exactly the opposite of Danielle's and I have
just spent it moving around and traveling and you know,
get coming here and it's been the best. I think
it has been, hands down the best decade, and like
Elvis said, it gets better every single year. I have
(54:50):
loved it. I don't have any sadness, and I think
that the whole thing with aging is just a sad,
very Western thing to get worked up about. Like I think,
there's so much beauty and age and you get wisdom
and you learn things that you didn't know before, and
you keep getting better in my opinion, Okay, right, I agree.
And you know, aging is a moisturizing thing, just looking
(55:10):
good in your fine, you're good. Talk to Bobby Brown
shall teach you. I love what you just said, Gandhi.
Aging is a Western thing. Aging is actually a beautiful thing. Yeah,
go further into that. I love how you said that
because I so agree. So I think I know so
many of my friends that like, as we approached thirty,
they started to freak out, Oh my god, I'm thirty
years old. I'm thirty years old, and I don't see
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a lot of my friends who come from the Asian
background where I come from as well, feeling that same way.
And we have always been taught that age actually is
beauty and that the more you learn that the substance
inside you is so much more important. And that substance
doesn't age. Your outer body might and other things might change,
but inside you are growing more whole. Every single year,
(55:55):
you're completing yourself more, You're learning more about yourself. And
I think it's so important, and there's so much worse,
respect I think in the Eastern culture for older age
and for people who have a lot to teach you
and a lot to tell you. And I don't think
it's appreciated as much here. Wow, I couldn't use the
Eastern culture for the last like fifteen or twenty years.
You can use it now there, This is your opportunity
(56:17):
to use it today. All right? So you know me?
I love Glamor the magazine, so um all things. I
went online. I found this list on Glamour magazine dot
co dot uk. Um. It's called the thirty empowering things
every woman should do before she turns thirty. So you
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have two days to get all this accomplished. Number one stopped.
Number one. Number one, stop worrying about your age. Age
is a number, Okay done. Number two. Get educated in
something you love doing. What do you love doing that
you really haven't scratched the surface with I started. I've
always loved the music. I went to musical theater high
school and that kind of fell by the wayside as
(56:58):
I became a quote unquote adult. So several months ago
I started paying for a professional guitar lessons, So I
think that counts. Yeah, I love that, Yeah, right, I
love it when women play guitars. I think they're so high.
I'm all right. Number three, face of fear. Is there
anything out there that you just you always shy away
from that, you know, maybe you should face it and
(57:19):
get it out of the way. There are bigger things
that I know I have to do in the future,
but I've been very afraid of these heights at the
rock gym I go to, and as of recently, I've
started climbing the tall walls and screen the whole time.
But I'm doing it all right. Yeah, step out of
your comfort zone, which almost sounds like face your fear,
but it's not the same thing. A lot of people
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are uncomfortable being by themselves. What are things that make
you uncomfortable that maybe you should be a little more
eager to merge into. How about very weird conversations with
family members during this day and age. I've very been
you know my whole life. Don't have the conversation you
know won't go well. But I've become better at having
(58:02):
them because I think they're necessary today. I love this
text message. Best advice for your thirties. You're old enough
to know better, but young enough to still get away
with it. Hello, have your birthday? Hell yeah, there are
thirty items here. Let's just roll through these and see
if anyone can any of them catch on. Take on
a physical challenge, go on a blind date, Well you're
in a relationship. Experience culture shock, yes, hard and quarantine.
(58:30):
Begin journaling. I do some self reflection. Do you do that?
Do you stop and think about what you're feeling and
trying to be aware of what it's doing to you,
if it's good or bad. Yes, I'm very in touch
with only myself and nothing around me. Overcome heartbreak? Is
there something from your past that still breaks your heart
(58:51):
that you need to get over? There? Is? That's that one?
I could use a roadmap too, but yeah, there is.
Then I'll go back to that when overcome heartbreak. Strange
as it sounds, a broken heart is something I believe
every woman should experience at least once in her life.
Why for a start, it's inevitable and despite the fact
it hurts, it doesn't have to be this horrifying thing
we perceive it to be. Experience your heartbreak, learn something
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from it and find a way out of it. Get
your adrenaline pumping, create something, Fail at something. I did
that in my teens. I didn't have to wait till
thirty break break, break a bad habit. Do you have
a bad habit you need to get out of. Yeah,
face picking. I picked my pimples. It's terrible. Take up
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an unusual hobby, get a complete makeover, fight for something
you're passionate about. Live overseas, which I don't encourage you
to do today. Read a life changing book. The thing
about life changing books is you don't know they're life
changing until you've read them. So keep finding books to read.
It doesn't have to be self help. It could be
a novel that's written so beautifully this or he's told
(01:00:00):
so so perfectly it changes your life. Slum it. Take
yourself out of your comfort zone your house. Spend a
couple of nights somewhere considerable considerably less comfortable, Like you
go to Scary's house. That's uncomfortable uncomfortable. It's it's a
very nice place, but you know it's scary there. It'll
make it'll be uncomfortable. Do something for charity. See your
(01:00:22):
favorite band or singer play live well. Travel alone. What
is the last time you traveled alone? Oh? About five
new years ago. Unplug for the weekend. Become begin practicing
self love, Make amends with someone you hold a grudge against.
Practice gratitude, Start saying affirmations. Develop a morning routine which
(01:00:43):
you have and write your own list. Use lists. You
know what, there's so many in here. What do you
guys think about any of this stuff? I think it's
also true and it's so important. And I think no
matter what age you are, even if you've passed thirty
and now you're in your forties, you should still try
to do those things because you never stop growing and
you never stop becoming more of the person that you
want to be. Yeah, what's scary? I'd like to add one,
(01:01:06):
and that's hit the reset button on your friends. Why
don't you take an assessment of everyone from your teams
in your twenties and just rid the toxic people, like,
extract each one of them out, start over. Because you
are an adult, right, and you're you have more mature thinking.
That's my that that's what I did. And things change
and people grow. Yeah yeah, I don't carry that and
(01:01:28):
tell them, tell them you're extracting them. And you know me,
sam I you know, I feel like you're only as
old as you feel. I know sometimes when you get
out of bed, things creak a little bit more. But
but you know, I always say, live life to the fullest,
don't worry about your stupid number, have a good time.
Do you And no one's better at doing you than
(01:01:49):
you are, sam Son. William's pretty good at it. But
I like you different topic to you to do other
people other people to do that sounds hard. Look, you know,
have a wonderful birthday. You know we love you, and
(01:02:11):
I think the best gift you can give yourself is
your the gift you're already giving yourself. You're surrounding yourself
with people that love you, who will be here to
support you. And uh, there you go. I think you're
on your way to a wonderful, wonderful decade. Good for you.
I'm excited. I am. I do have to admit I'm
feeling a little bummed out. I don't get to celebrate
in the presence of people I love. I've become very
used to seeing you guys, especially on my birthday, So
(01:02:34):
that part is tough. But the silver lining of this
quarantine is it has left all the time in the
world for self reflection, and enough self reflection really can
help empty out most of the things on this list.
So as long as I continue to do that, it
won't be for nothing. You know, you've got to try
and make the best of the crappy situation we're in. Oh,
(01:02:55):
I've got another import one. Yeah, you're in a good one,
a good crappy situation. Look, write a book. You don't
have to write You don't have to write a book
with the intent of having it published. But writing your life,
which is a version of journaling. I guess writing your
life down it changed my life. It changed my life.
(01:03:15):
My book really therapeutic. It was, you know what, because
you need to examine your life, and sometimes you can
sit there and have memories. That's not examining your life.
That's having a memory of something that happened to you,
writing it down and reading it to yourself. You relive it,
the good and the awful, and it's important because even
the awful stuff from your life that you read back,
it helps you figure out a way to get to
(01:03:36):
get out of that maze, to solve that puzzle. I
can't I can't say it enough. Write down your life
and moments in your life that you feel we're the
best and the worst. Just write those down. I write
a paragraph about the good and the bad, and you'll
be surprised how much you learn about yourself. Anyway, Happy birthday,
(01:03:57):
WE love you, have a great weekend. I love you.
I'm sorry for all of the shenanigans I used to
share on social apologizing ahead of time. I have expectations
for myself. Coming up, Danielle, We're gonna take a break.
But coming up, Danielle has her report. What do you
have coming up? Danielle? Taylor Swift doing a bunch of fun, cool,
(01:04:17):
nice things as usual. Also, I do believe we have
a guest later on this morning with a lot of
new music. We do. Who is it, Froggy Who's coming
on our show? His name is Kane Brown. You might
have heard of him before. Hey, I got an idea, Froggy.
Since you we all love Kane Brown. We all love
Kane's music. And is his h and all the music
he's made with other people as well his collaborations. Yeah,
(01:04:39):
I think it would be awesome because when we start
the interview with Kane Brown, we will rather than me
started like I always do. I want you to like
be the starter of the Kane Brown eyes. Okay, awesome,
Let's take a break. Also, we gotta do we have
the new BTS song Dynamite. I want to play that again.
(01:04:59):
I'm yes, hang on, we got more to do after this.
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laughed and a booker came out on our I love
how funny. They are so hilarious and I love listening
to it on my way to work. It really the
whole show. It really is on a slippery slope to
hell diarrhea. That's why I listened to it because it
(01:05:45):
makes me up every morning here Awarded, that is the
single most annoying sound on plan Book, nor annoying sound
on the planet. Elvis is totally honest. He's so funny
when I say, hey, please dong me then feel free
in the morning show, Well yeah, dalling away. Welcome to Friday,
(01:06:05):
Welcome to the weekend. It's a beautiful day here in
the Northeast. Still watching a lot of news reports coming
out of Iowa. They're still picking up to pieces. Man,
it's it is something we all need to be helping
out with. If you go to Feeding America dot org,
you can actually plug in Iowa or see a Rapids
or whatever town you want to give to and help
put food on the tables there. They are having a little,
(01:06:28):
well not a little, a lot, a major problem, trying
to make ends meet and make it work. They will.
We'll get through this, They'll get through it. We're good.
But help out if you can. Let's go round the room.
What's on your mind today, Froggy. I just cannot wait
for Cam Brown to be on our show. I'm excited
for everybody to get to know Cam Brown. And because
I've been talking about him for so long. I've been
(01:06:49):
a fan for a while, but I'm excited for everybody
else to get to know how cool he is. And
I think his music's really gonna cross over. I know
Nate's becoming a real fan. Nate and I've talked about
cam Brown. I really am super excited. So at not o'clock,
we'd all right, if that's on your mind, that's on
your mind. I can't wait. Yeah, we've been We've been
excited to have him on for quite some time now, Danielle,
what's on your mind today? So I didn't realize how
(01:07:11):
much I really knew about bearded dragons until yesterday when
I was in the pet store holding on to all
of my crickets that I needed to feed him, and
there was a guy behind me with his daughter and
he said, hey, do you have a bear to dragon?
He said, yeah, well we're trying to decide between a
beard and dragon and a guinea pig. And he says,
can you tell me a little bit about the bearded dragon?
(01:07:31):
And I just started giving all these facts about a
beardy having him as a pet. Oh, Like, dude, I
didn't realize I was this uh, this smart about beard
and dragons. But I guess I knew a lot more
than I thought I did, so yeah, so you know,
I guess I don't know what the hell the point
of this was, but I really impressed myself day. That
(01:07:53):
is the point. The thing is, if you really are
enjoying something in life a lot, and you're comes deasantly
interacting with it or whatever it is, you become an
expert on it without it even knowing. So there you go.
I love how we kept decide between a bearded dragon
and a guinea pig. Yeah, I'll get both. I know, scary.
(01:08:16):
What's up with you today? You know, whenever I hear
a new song, it takes me a couple of listens
to really warm up to it or really love it. Yeah,
how was normal? Yeah? It is normal. However, this new
BTS song Dynamite. On this first listen, I was like
yelling up and down the hallway to date, this is
gonna be a hit. This is it is that good?
This song is that good. I'm a huge fan of it.
(01:08:37):
So right out of the starting gate, this song struck me,
and there's there's not many songs that do that for me.
I'm just saying excellent. We're gonna play it in a
few minutes. By the way, what's up, Gandhi, I'm gonna
go opposite of what Dan Yelle said and say I
have a lot left to learn about my baby veiled
chameleon cush because yesterday I took him out and I
was playing with him, and I love the way his
little belly and his feet feel on my hands. So
(01:08:59):
I let him crawl all over and then I was like,
oh my gosh, this tummy so soft. I just want
to kiss it. So I brought him real close to
my face and he was cool with it. And then
as soon as I kissed him, he took off like
he flew up my arm so fast. And my boyfriend
was like, you fool. He probably thinks you're trying to
eat him. Who are a giant? Get your mouth away
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from that lizard. Imagine what what's your name felt when
when Hong Kong what's his name call King Kong Kong?
Come yea King Kong picked her up and held her
up to his big face. Oh yeah, I mean that's
what that's what you're a little bit you Hey, your
chameleon is thinking you're gonna eat him. Poor guy. I
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was like, wow, I've never seen a move that fast.
But he was gone, like if he could have created
a little puff of smoke, it would have flown out
of his back legs. It was crazy. Sorry, buddy, I
won't kiss you anymore. Was the lady's name that King
Kong picked up and became friends. Was the actress that
played her? But no, what was her name? The character's name?
Great question? Let me look, it's not Lois Lane. No,
(01:10:04):
Superman and Darrow that was yeah, an oh, that was
a new one though. Yeah, captured and Darrow and carried
her to his perch high in the mountains. The original Wait,
oh my god, we have to google this. I think
I have the saves of her. Okay, yes, eat me,
she says, eat me. Go ahead and eat me. You
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want to hate me? He turn off? That turn off.
That's actually what your chameleon, Cush was screaming out loud
when you went to go, when you went to go,
kiss your your little innocent chameleon. This is what Cush
(01:10:49):
was saying, right, I'm so sorry. Is he was beating
you on the face and all you wanted to do
is kiss your little chameleon. All I wanted his tummy
(01:11:12):
so soft. But I'll leave him alone. It's fine, carry
him around on stack. All right. We didn't do the
daniel Report, and we'll do Danielle and then we'll play
Dynamite from BTS. What's up, Frog, I'm gonna say that
I'm guilty of harming animals too by wanting to hug them.
The other day, I hugged on him, my dog, so
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hard he screamed and he ran away. At least it goes.
It's because what were you doing? Like? I was giving
him a hug, squeeze him in half. Sorry, Sometimes I
love them so much. I lay on them and I
squeezed them and hugged them, and I'm just I'm trying
to let them know how much they mean to me. Exactly.
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All right, Danielle, here we go. What do you have?
This made me chuckle. Chrissy Tegan and John Legend just
listed their Beverly Hills home for about twenty three million dollars.
Sources are saying they've got a third child coming, so
they need a house they can grow into. Okay, that's hilarious,
(01:12:18):
so stupid, bigger place exactly. Kelly Osborne admits having gastric
sleeve surgery. I don't know if you've seen her lately.
She looks in saying she lost eighty five pounds and
she admitted it's because she had gastric sleeve surgery and
she says it changes the shape of your stomach. I know,
we know that around here. She's so proud of it,
best thing she's ever done for herself. So we were
(01:12:39):
talking about this yesterday. Britney spears in court she didn't
want her dad continuing as her conservator. Unfortunately the judge
isn't taking her feelings into account this week's hearing in
the case that judge left Jamie's roll her dad as
the conservatorship intact until February of twenty twenty one, so
that's when they will visit it and see if it
(01:13:02):
can change. So there is a team. Her name is
Vittoria Mario. She recently set up a gofund me account
to help raise money for her tuition at the University
of Warwick and she was accepted there. Taylor Swift heard
about this and so what did she do? She donated
thirty thousand dollars to the fund. Pretty cool. What else
did Taylor Swift do? Well, she wants to help independent
(01:13:24):
record stores because she knows they're struggling right now. So
she surprised a bunch of them around the country with
signed copies of her new album Folklore, and they started
like obviously selling them and giving them out to customers.
Made more money that way, which is awesome. Taylor Swift
will also be in an upcoming episode of her BFF
Selena gomez Is cooking show on HBO Max. They're gonna
(01:13:45):
do some barbecue Texas breakfast tacos Korean style. Sounds delicious,
so this is interesting. We were talking about this actually
off the air before Drunk History got canceled after six
seasons at Comedy Central, and apparently it was news to
the host because he was already filming new episodes when
COVID got shut down. But also Tosh Point Oh got
(01:14:08):
canceled on Comedy Central. The twelfth and final season will
hit September fifteenth. They're shopping for new networks to pick
up that show because a lot of people are loving it.
Now we're hearing that they may take Comedy Central and
flip the format to all adult animation, so a lot
of people are wondering what's going to happen with some
of their other favorite shows. If that happened, so I'll
(01:14:29):
keep you posted. Netflix has a lot of good stuff.
You've got Hoops, You've got Lucifer The Sleepover, a really
fun movie for the whole family. Amazon Prime gives you
Chemical Hearts. That's a Lily Ryan Hart movie. People have
been waiting for that one. RuPaul's Drag Race this weekend.
You also have Big Brother And that is my Danielle report.
Thank you Danielle. All right here it is dynamite. This
(01:14:51):
is BT said nine the shoes on, getting the monk
up the mill. Let's rack and roll and can't come
get the traum running on like a brawling stone seeing
somewhere amucking arm, jump up to the top of the
(01:15:13):
crown being down, coming on my fun nicety and a
gat my being time. This baby dat hit the baseball
already money if you get this speech, trade like money.
Sat all alone. I'm being today, I'm going to go.
I'm time, you know, hut lust in the dust, to night,
(01:15:38):
strain the night light, hut shining the city with the
little fucking side the night time, to make whoa bring
a crown, trying the crowd. We want to come alone,
word up, time to talk to school, rubbing up the wall,
(01:16:00):
then line sky to life, the rest the breakdoor, leaving
the drum. I get them you keeping the ball and
getting coming, getting hit the baseball moment. Let me come
and get this bitch like money come a days ago,
I alone that I'm me today, I'm getting time on.
(01:16:24):
Let's go kissin street Free, night life, Shine the seat
with the little focus song of Slade who has sign
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of mic night don Mike gets the city with the
little slight like down woo down in the nine and nine,
the night Donning and nine and nine and night Donning
and nine and nine and night Night after time of
(01:17:07):
my and night Time of My kiss. I'm bes nurse
tonight shoots me brain top bye said the night. The
night shouting took the city with the later fong like
(01:17:31):
Dynamite said the light, Oh my life, Here you go
(01:18:07):
BTS Dynamite excellent, Scary's favorite song. Hey look, we've got
Kane Brown coming up later. This I know, I happen
to like it. Came Brown's coming in and just a
little bit. He's got so much new music out. I
mean it's Kane Brown's music is flying out just so fast.
He's got lots of great stuff. Didn't he have like
three new songs in two weeks something like that? I
mean it. Yeah. So he's got Worldwide Beautiful that we
(01:18:29):
play that was out about all the things going on
right now. And then he's also got Cool again, and
then he's got a song out with Khalid be like
that and Swaye. Also. We're gonna take a break, but
I want you to go to your Instagram and check
out something that Uncle Johnny posted. Oh no, you probably
have to get him on the phone to talk about this.
If you want to look at him on Instagram, he's
(01:18:50):
my uncle Johnny. My uncle Johnny checked that video out.
I think he'll be very, very intrigued. Let's take a break.
We'll be back after this this a while. Wild Hollo, Ladies,
Hello in the Morning Show. But Fall just around the corner.
I'm excited to get going on all the fun fall activities,
and LOWS has been my go to place for my
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front porch project and all things fall. You can get
inspired at loews dot com and shore It's your Transformations
with the hashtag Lows. Hello Lady, Well Hollo, Lady in
the Morning show. All right, we need to do the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. We need
to talk to Uncle Johnny about him picking up a
dollar bill with his bare ass cheeks. And we've got
(01:19:31):
to get into sound sound with Garrett, and we've got
it only ten minutes to do it. We gotta get
through this. Oh God, I'm so nervous. Gotta hope we
can get on that road and get started with this.
I just get I need to get motivated to get
it all done because there's so much to do. I
dive right in. Oh, it's easy for you to say, uh, okay,
(01:19:54):
I'm gonna rearrange it. Let's start with Uncle Johnny, then
do sound, and then do three things. Does that work
for you guys? Yeah? Okay, Yeah? Are these games ring
a toupee? Wait? Hold on, I didn't say. I didn't
say play that. I'm quite ready for Uncle Johnny. I
just want to make sure we know where we're going
these next ten minutes. What's wrong, Nate? I think it
(01:20:18):
all right? Here comes Uncle Johnny on lying twenty. Here
we go. He's holding these games ring a toupee. Yes,
it's signed for Johnny, Uncle Johnny. Hello, lady how are you,
Uncle Johnny. I'm very good, good and about me. I
saw I see what happened there. I didn't know that
(01:20:39):
was gonna go public. Yeah, so I'm not doing no
more singles. I'll do it for hundred hundred dollar bills.
No one knows what you're talking about. So Uncle Johnny was.
Uncle Johnny was at our house one day and we
were having a clocktail or two. So Uncle Johnny decides
to pick up a dollar bill with his bare butt cheeks.
So we've been greg team left and I think yet,
(01:21:04):
I'm like his dad. I will take over and pick
up the bucks. Yeah, so we we would. We thought
we would send this video out to a very select
few of our friends. We send it out to a
few people on the show. I send it out to
Bob Pittman, who runs I Heeart, send it Gonda, you
got it? I think I don't get it. Yep. I
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love it. So for some reason, Uncle Johnny decided he
wanted to post it on his Instagram. So he posted
it at my Uncle Johnny and you can see it
right now. It's a little while I was. I had
a few cocktails. But we could do this now, rack,
I could do this nationwide. We'll pick up Henry dollar belt. Wow. Yeah,
(01:21:51):
well I think you got to start with a lower denominations,
Uncle Johnny, very important, So if you want to check
it out, my uncle Johnny. How's everything on beautiful Fire
Island today? It's gorgeous here in the city. Yes, it's
gorgeous out here. It's beautiful. The sentence coming up beautifully
and everything is just really nice. I gotta going into
(01:22:12):
work today, and uh, I'm having a you know, we
happened a good time. So with this epidemic, we know
as best we can. Just hope we get through this. Shie.
That's it. That's it, you know, I know each each
corner return is a new surprise. It isn't a lot
of you have a question, Johnny, hold on, John John Johnny,
(01:22:36):
he's still going on, Just come on, hold on, Yes,
gandhi go. I had a question about the buck butt bucks.
I guess for all of you because I was never
around when the butt bucks happened. Are you supposed to
pick it up with your hand and jam it into
your crack or are you supposed to pick it up?
They put it flat, so I had to wrinkle it.
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I saw it. Yeah, I saw you put it into
your butt like a piggy bank, and I was like, oh,
I didn't put it in. I wrinkled it, and then
I had to sit down on it. And the best
way to do it, Gandhi, the best way to do
it is to take a dollar bill and fold it
in half and then set it up like a tepiet,
you know. I like to sit up and then you
kind of hover your ass over it and you clench
and see if you can get it. Okay, exactly. But
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you're not supposed to cram it up there with your hand. Okay,
you're not supposed to do that. Okay, I may have
made a mistake here there, your uncle Johnny, Are your
butt muscles as good as they used to be? You
clench your butt cheeks? Oh? Absolutely, yes, Yes, I could
whistle with them. I wonder you're such a popular guy. Hey,
(01:23:47):
uncle Johnny, have you had your morning coffee with sambuca? No?
I haven't. No, I haven't. I haven't had any coffee yet.
I've just been listening to you. Yeah, I get out.
I listened to the show, and I was much in
a little TV. And that's about it. By the way,
The New About Okay, by the way, we have these
(01:24:08):
new Poland Spring Hollo Lady shirts. Have you seen these,
Uncle Johnny. Sounds fabulous. Poland Springs with the Hollow Lady.
It sounds great. Yeah. So if you go to uh
Elvis Durand dot com and to our merch store, or
if you go to our whatever Instagram Elvis Durand show,
(01:24:29):
you can actually buy one of these Poland Spring Hollo
Lady shirts. And it benefits the Hole in the Wall
gang camp and the main tourism relief fund. We're loving
our friends at Poland Spring and these Poland Spring Hollo
Lady shirts. I've worn mine two mornings in a row
because I keep thinking we're supposed to take a picture.
I don't know Garret wearing his Uncle Johnny. I'll have
I send you yours. Yes, I would love that. That
(01:24:52):
sounds fabulous And that's a great cause I haven't had
my yet. Yeah, it sounds like he had the Creamy.
Just got a text, Uncle Johnny that said, they have
a bunch of people that are coming out to see
you at Cherry's and Cherry Grove on Fire Island today.
(01:25:12):
Will you be bartending this afternoon? Yes, I will I'll
be there from noon till eight pm. All right, wow,
that's a long shift, Uncle Johnny. How will you be
picking up the cash with my fingers? I can't do that?
Then the bar I know, well, Uncle Johnny, we just
(01:25:33):
want to check him with you. If you want to
check out Uncle Johnny's talent. The video is up now
at my uncle Johnny on Instagram. And have a beautiful day. Okay,
thank you guys. I love you all. Looking forward to
see you too soon. I'll say we'll call you cocktail later. Okay,
bye bye. My favorite thing ever is that when you
(01:25:54):
like you're ready for the next thought, he's still talking,
and when you keep talking, he just keeps on going.
He's like he's gonna finish what he's saying. It's okay,
that's our Uncle Johnny. It's okay, it's fabulous. Oh that
sounds fabulous. I'll do that. Yeah, it's fabulous. So one
actually a sent to text and they went to see
Uncle Johnny picking up the dollar bill with his bare cheeks,
and they say, hey, this is why we should have
a cashlest society. They're right, I've just been told by
(01:26:17):
our senior executive producer, Nate Straight Nate Marino that we
need to do the sound segment next. Are you okay
with that? Garrett? Sure, yeah, go right ahead, whatever you need,
whatever you need. Oh a little passive aggressive? Okay, okay, okay,
Well you can at least tell us what you're having
for breakfast today. Oh it's bagels, bagels, peanut butter, but yeah,
(01:26:38):
cream cheese, whatever, yeah, whatever you want. You guys are
on vacation. Are you all right? Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi? Gandhi, what's
going on? All right? US Postal Inspection Service members arrested
President Trump's former campaign manager and White House advisor Steve
Bannon while he was yachting off the coast of Connecticut. Now, he,
along with three others, are being indicted for illegally taking
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money from a crowdsourcing project to build a border wall.
One hundred percent of all contributions for the we Build
the Wall project. We're promised to build that wall, but
the four men allegedly took hundreds of thousands of dollars,
then tried to cover their tracks with false invoices. The
state of Michigan is now set to pay six hundred
million dollars to the people of Flint over the city's
lead water crisis. I'm sure you guys all remember that.
(01:27:22):
Multiple sources say that the money is going to go
to families of children impacted by the town's contaminated water.
The amount each resident gets is going to be based
on how severely they were impacted. That happened back in
twenty fourteen, when the city's water supply was switched to
the Flint River and pumped through damaged pipes. And finally,
thieves are now on the loose with more than a
million yen after burglarizing Japan's Ninja Museum. They snuck in,
(01:27:47):
as many are saying, like Ninja's sometime early Monday. They
made off with a three hundred and thirty pounds safe.
Inside that safe was money. A museum officials said that
one of the thieves rendered a security camera ineffective and
the entire heist was complete did within three minutes, very
ninja like. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi,
We're back after this. This is aana grande. Hey, let's
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up a policy with Albast and Alvast in the morning show.
You know I've been giving you this great idea all
week long, and a lot of people haven't done it yet,
so I'm going to give it to you again. Drive
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of the Taco and Burrito Cravings packs and take them
to your friends. Elvis Dan in the Morning Show. Now
(01:28:51):
we get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, what's going
on today? I'm assuming a lot of new music, ton
of new music, Elvis, um, let's start with this. Katie
has a brand new one and called It's called what
makes a Woman Spart? But she couldn't. She's always been
a perfect but she couldn't. That's what makes a moment
(01:29:22):
different sounds, Katie. Right there. We check in with Iggy
Azalea teaming up with to Nach. This is dance like
nobody's watching. I don't do it for the boys. No,
don't do it for non don't do it for the
grand I'm gonna do it alight, all right. We played
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Mariah Carey yesterday hitting that high note while she has
a new one with Lauren Hill. This is called save
the Day. Lucas Graham and gee easy, give us share
that love. They know she had a panic attack. Once
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you give yourself, you can never happen back into hard time.
Going back to that it's good stuff. Yes. And then
finally Danielle was talking about this a little earlier for real,
teaming up with jay Z. This is called entrepreneurial siout. Noah,
(01:30:30):
we on our own. Stop singing around waiting for though
you were bone and you can't buy the building. At
least to stop the shelf they keep on stuck into you,
stuck in for yourself. See everything you place at the
black Yeah, so you can check it out. Sorry, I
took him by it. I had a little bit more time,
and you're like me. You're eating eating on the job
(01:30:53):
in the middle of the well. I gotta go now, guys,
it sounds delightlicious, peanut butter on a gluten fried bay.
You go, I know you should see peanut butter takes
a little longer to chew. I love it. I love
getting a little peanut butter to the dogs as they
get it on the roofs of their mouths and they go,
you know, they can't get it out, so funny to
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watch them. Is that your sound, Garrett? That's it? Okay,
Oh my god, have a have a beautiful day to
be Now. How much longer are you in the family
at the shore? We go home tomorrow? Does he want
to have any questions for Garrett? This is the time, Garrett?
Tell me the meaning of life? Yeah? Well, go, I mean,
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where do I begin, Garrett? Exactly? How are you getting home? Like?
Tell us the route you're taking to get home? All right,
enjoy your day, have fun at the beach. I'm so jealous.
I'd love to be on the beach today. All right,
you're a good American. Thank you for stopping about. Daniel.
You ready to go? Yep? Here we go. Well, today
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is the day Laurie Laughlin and her hubby their faith
will be seen old. As I told you earlier, this week,
prosecutors went to the court. They wanted to seal the
plea deal that they made and we'll see will they
get two months and five months, two months, five months
in the clink. We'll see what will happen. You know,
she claimed innocence for how many how many how many
(01:32:18):
months right in the whole college scandal, and then finally
she said, all right, I'll take the plea deal. So
we'll see what happens today. I'm sure we'll be all
over the damn place and you won't be able to
get away from it, so you'll see it everywhere. Ben
Affleck is reportedly coming back as Batman in the upcoming
Flash movie, and he's making a cameo, and Michael Keaton's
Batman will be back as well. Apparently they are a
(01:32:42):
very substantial part of an emotional impact in this movie.
So if you're excited about it, or if you are
a fan of all this stuff, you definitely know what
I'm talking about, and you can't wait. Heidi Klum is
going to take Seal to court for an emergency custody hearing.
She wants to take her kids to Germany while she
is filmed Next Top Model, but he is worried about coronavirus,
(01:33:03):
and she says that she is really aware of the precautions,
and she obviously is going to take them and make
sure that they are safe. But he doesn't want it
to happen, so we'll keep you posting what happens there.
Kanye tweeted out a campaign poster with Kirsten Dunsta's face
on it, and she hit back with what's the message here?
And why am I part of it? She said she
never gave permission for her face to be part of
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this campaign, and she doesn't want to be part of
this campaign, right. She's kind of confused. She's like, I
don't get why why you got me up there? Ellen
Dejenner is just trying to boost some morale in her
daytime talk show. You know, she's being investigated for workplace misconduct.
She's reportedly offering employees some new perks Elvis listen up,
more paid time off, some medical leaves. So that's going
(01:33:47):
on there. Wait, hold on, hold on, if anyone on
this show needs more paid time off, I know really
all right, all right, And of course, my favorite story
of the day, Chrissie Tiguan John Legend. They are selling
their twenty four million dollar home I'm Beverly Hills because
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they're having a third child, So they need to make
more room. They need a house they can grow into. Wait, yea,
how much? Wait? How much square footage is in this
twenties plus million dollars? Let me look? Hold though, let
me look. Let me it's a lot, right, and they
say they need to grow into a larger house. Let's
just say it's thirty three foot ceilings, seven bedrooms, eight
(01:34:30):
bathrooms thirty wait wait yeah, wait, they need a house
the kids can grow into, and the ceilings are thirty
eight feet tall. How tall are their kids? Yeah, I
don't know, but it's thirty eight thousand square feet on
the lot. I don't know. Well that's the lot. I'm
sure it's a little shack. Seven bedrooms. Please, they're gonna
(01:34:54):
grow into it. They gotta go into what guys come
up television this weekend? There is a lot. Netflix gives
you who Lucifer's kicking off season five The Sleepover is
a fun movie for the whole family. Amazon Prime Chemical
Hearts A lot of a lot of people waiting for that.
That's the new Lily Ryanhart movie. Um Big Brother RuPaul's
Drag Race. So a lot of fun. That's my Danielle
report for your weekend. Huh you sound extra airy right now?
(01:35:18):
Did you turn your mic down or something? No, I
didn't do anything. It's it's different, something different. I don't know. Yep.
I think they turned her up. On the other side,
I tried to. I tried to jack her up. I'm
sorry if you listen closely, what whatever? I'm just just wondering.
(01:35:43):
Each new day is a new set of issues with
this system we use. Hey, did you hear what they're
doing in Germany as far as their dog laws? You
didn't see this, Gandhi did you see it? No taking
your dog for walks twice a day for at least
an hour in total could soon be the law in Germany.
Oh good. There could also be a ban on keeping
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dogs chained for long periods, which I like. Not like chaining.
I like the log getting rid of it. Rules are
also being devised to crack down on puppy farms by
banning breeders from looking after more than three litters at
any time. Pets are not cuddly toys. Their needs have
to be taken into account says their agriculture minister. So yeah,
I like that. Yeah, that's good. You'll have to take
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your dogs for walks twice a day for a minimum
of one hour in total. I like that. That's awesome. Yeah, interesting,
We have a a lot of people's days because I'm
sure that they're used to either having a dog walker
come and let them out for like fifteen minutes, or
do something different. If you don't have a yard, fenced
in yard, that could be tough. Yeah. Well, I think
(01:36:48):
what they're looking for is they want you if you
can't be there for your dog all day, they want
you to get care for your dog. They want you
to pay for it, just like you would a child. Sure,
that's that's interesting. Uber is launching a prescription to livery service.
If you're ahead to go to the drug store and
pick up a prescription, you're like, why am I doing this?
Why can't they just bring it to me? They can
bring me enchiladas. They got to drive through prescription service
(01:37:11):
by me. It's awesome. But the line is so long,
it's as long as Starbucks's crazy. Oh my god, the
Starbucks line is down the street. Yeah, I know, but
I don't want to drive. I want them to bring
it to Everything in the world can be delivered to
my house. How can you bring me my birth control pills.
You know what I'm saying. Scary. I really wish Uber
would bring back Uber Kitty where they bring um you know,
(01:37:33):
you could foster pets or kit kittens. You played with
them for a couple of hours and stuff like that.
I would love them. They did that once as a
promotion and it never happened again. I think there were
issues of not knowing what kind of homes these kiddies
were going to or something like that, isn't it. Maybe
I'm wrong on that, because they went to that was
the problem. Scary, scary. I would I would trust Scary
(01:37:57):
with a kitten for like an hour. I think You've
do okay, thank you? Would drop it, stop it. He
would try to get the perfect selfie and it would
claw his face and he'd be like, take it back,
I'm done. I did visit chat to any Rays when
I was when they were open with the cake. You're
so funny. So Kane Brown is coming up and uh
(01:38:19):
Froggy is beside himself. He's so excited, you know, can't wait. Okay, Okay,
well I'm good. No, I'm not excited. I'm ready. I
got lots of good, lots of good questions, but I
don't want to get too inside because I'm like so
much of a fan that I don't want to be
too much inside. I still want the questions to make
sense to people who aren't total Kane Brown fanatics like
(01:38:40):
I am. Okay, well, I'm gonna let you open it.
You always a matter of fact, I'm gonna open the
interview by saying I'm not going to open the interview
and let you open it so he'll understand what's going on. Okay, Okay,
no problems, Okay, okay, let's take a break. The one
and only Kane Brown for you coming up next to
the Mercedes Ends interview lounge. Thank you hit his scare.
I'm in the Mercedes Am interview Lounge. So many things
(01:39:08):
impress us about Kane Brown. One of them is, you know,
during this wacky time in the world, Uh, for an
artist to collaborate with another artist has to be challenging,
but he doesn't successfully you can see in his body
of work. I mean he is actually hitting it out
of the park every single time in collaborating with these
incredible artists. Uh. So we're about to bring Kane Brown in.
(01:39:32):
We're in. You're gonna have him in the zoom room
in a second, So I guess I'll just sit here
until can serious. Hey Kane, Hey, look, Kane, Welcome to
the show. I'm Elvis. Here's Gandhi, and here's Scary, and
there's Danielle. We're in our basements, in our our guest bedrooms.
(01:39:52):
What room of the house are you in today? And
then the kitchen. You know, if it gets crazy, we're
gonna make you take us on a tour of the refrigerator.
But I will tell you I usually opened the interviews
and start everything off. But Froggy, the guy in the
hat in his guest bedroom in Jacksonville, Florida, is your
biggest fan in the world. So we said, Froggy, you
(01:40:15):
start out the interview with Kane Brown. So take it away, Froggy.
It's all you. It's finally happening. Welcome to the show, Kane.
Thank you so much for your time for coming on
this morning. I just noticed you were wiping your eyes.
Was was Kingsley keeping you up all night? Nah? Play
video games a lot? So how late were you playing
video games last night? Just to one, I've been cutting
(01:40:39):
myself off. Okay, that's not so bad. How to cut
it off. I like, how it froggy, isn't He's like
name dropping your kids little daughter? Okay, so you know, yeah,
she's she's freshly out, she's in Okay, go ahead. How
old is Kingsley is? Nine months? He cal it, Oh, yeah,
(01:41:02):
she just woke up with me. I mean not with me,
but she just woke up to He's bringing her over
so we can see her. Oh look at that. I'm
gonna go out this weekend. I'm gonna buy myself a baby.
(01:41:25):
So key there. You've got so many songs out right now. Worldwide.
Beautiful came out right after the George Floyd stuff, which
I know was very important to you. Um. And then
you have also put out Cool Again with a remix
with Nelly, and now be like, that's out so many
songs out at one time. How does something like that happen? Um? Well,
we were talking about putting out a mixtape, um, I
(01:41:47):
mean an EP, and it just all kind of came together.
I wanted to put more songs out, but we did.
We didn't want to release an album yet. UM. So
I was trying to get away with as many songs
as I could possible for it to count as any
and then soon we're gonna release an album. I just
think it's great because the music is crossing over on
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so many different fronts, like all the country artists that
you have, but then doing something but Nelly allows the
top forty audience to get a rise. And then also
you're with Khalid. I know you're doing our iHeartRadio Music
festival coming up in September as well. Yeah. Man, I've
always I've always told myself that I wanted to be
an artist that was, you know, everywhere, and I was
(01:42:29):
pulling fans in from different places, from everywhere. And Philip,
you know, me and my team's done pretty well on
you know, keeping country music happy, but you know, dipping
our toes and the pops out as well. Yeah, we're
here with Kane Brown if you're just tuning in, But
I also want to talk to you about when how
(01:42:51):
does one get lost on their own property to where
you had to call the police to come rescue you. Yeah,
this is kind of a weird story. Were you trip
on mushrooms or something? Um it was actually my properties
backed up to three thousand acres at Tennessee owns um
(01:43:13):
So and it was my first day moving into the house,
and a lot of things started happening, and we ended
up getting We started getting shot at. The girl that
I the girl that was out there with me started
having an asthma attack. I got dark, pitch black, one
to forty degrees. That was a bunch of stuff that
happened that Uh, and my wife actually called the police
(01:43:35):
to get them out here. Well, I'm glad that happened outside.
Can you imagine all this stuff happened in your house.
It's like, oh God, we're getting shot at, you're having
asthma attacks. So the house isn't that big, not yet anyway,
I'm sure it's on its way. By the way. I
have to ask you. We're talking about this earlier, Kane. Uh,
you do have these powerful collaborations. How challenging is it
(01:43:58):
to collaborate collaborate with with the Nelli's of the world,
and the and the squallies and the colleades. Uh when uh,
it's so impossible for us to even have dinner with
each other. Um, I mean I think it's pretty easy.
They usually have a little testing thing, um where you
(01:44:18):
can creack your finger around you get there. Yeah, So
Nellie had you know, COVID i'd say no, bye, but
is that your next song? If Nellie had COVID, I'd
say bye, that's a good first song. I don't know.
(01:44:38):
I mean, I mean, well, so Froggy has been so
excited about getting you on. I know that we've been
listening to your your songs over and over and over
on replay. I'm sure that doesn't make you feel like
we're creeps, but we love your stuff and thank you
also for being a part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Now.
Typically we do this on the big stage in Las
Vegas with lots of crowds. Is are you missing the
(01:44:59):
inner of the crowd? Is that really a major thing
that you you knew you always love, but now that
you don't have it, it's extra extra Misticum, I mean
it definitely is. I miss my fans, you know, first
of all. And then the energy is just you know,
not there anywhere. It's just me and my wife at
the house, so uh, no energy around me the last
(01:45:23):
five six months, maybe like three times, if you know
what I mean. But um, anyways, I just I just
can't wait to get back out to a show, especially
the iHeart thing. I do like doing it kind of
virtual though. Um, there's something about being in your home
and that's what we're doing this year, right just in
your house. Oh well, yeah, there's just something about it's
(01:45:47):
kind of cool just getting to do it, um virtually.
I don't know why, but I seem like I can
be a little happier. Does that make any sense? You
know what I mean? Because I guess that's how I
got started on Facebook. So I feel like I'm doing
everything again kind of just virtually. I don't know. Came
before we let you go. I wanted to ask you
(01:46:08):
as well too. I know that Jason Aldine somehow was
living in your house. So how did I Most people
asked to borrow like a car maybe, or some sugar
or ketchup. But Jason Aldean is living in your house.
So that's question one and number two. How much rent
did you charge him? Well, he moved into I have
(01:46:29):
another house that I'm trying to sell, and he didn't
like the house he was living in while his house
was being built, so I told him he could just
move into that one, and I didn't charge him anything. Wow,
he got to live for free. Wow, we're all moving in,
We're coming in Kane. He should have made him fix
(01:46:51):
some stuff while he was there. He did the actually
made it where it was. I didn't have to do
anything to the house, and they we added some decor
in there so it looks nice. Yeah, nice, well Cane.
It's a pleasure of having you. We cannot wait to
see you performing uh at the iHeart Radio Music Festival,
of course, be like that. Uh this is with you
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and Kalden. Sueleis on this cut too, right, Yes, sir, excellent.
Have a great weekend. It's a pleasure to talk to
you in your kitchen. You go have a great one.
Thanks everywhere. Thanks a great day. I might be bad
on my own. I beat you blowing up my phone.
(01:47:34):
I wish I never met your sometimes to be like that,
but myself to night cho gone, there ain't no am
moving on. I'm not afraid to meet you bad. Sometimes
we wanna we both want to slide, both want to argue,
and today we're both ride you wanna hug kiss you
(01:47:57):
de nine. Maybe we're both just out of our mind.
You go sang trumps while I'm twisting up no matter
sense facing us. Can't tell you why, I tell you
why got me thinking I might be bad? On my own.
I beat you, blowing up my phone. I wish I
(01:48:19):
never met your Sometimes to be like that, but I'm
not myself. To night you done. There ain't no way
I'm moving on. I'm not a braining me you back.
Sometimes be like that Sealis wasn't even supposed to feel it.
(01:48:39):
It gets crazy and to night I cannot see and
I could keep you listing. Why don't do no thing?
If I was to give you the wie's anything you
can be God got too much, gonna be upset. I
(01:49:00):
swear I ride be your friend. I said I'm gonna
be right back, and hurts. Sometimes be like that. I
might be bad on my own. I meet you, blow
it up my phone, and I wish I never met
your heads. Sometimes to be like that, but I'm not
myself and that you're gone. Bear ain't no way I'm
(01:49:23):
moving on. I'm not afraid to need you bad. Sometimes
be like that sometimes like you thought you fee love
your lie. Don't you thinking I'm just when I thought
guys didn't know. I can't help. When you read it all,
don't you be done? I pick you up and tell
(01:49:47):
you by chu tell me thinking I might be better
on my owne I beat you blow my love my phone.
I wish I never met your like that, but myself
Nimes be like that. Maybe being like that that is
(01:50:27):
of course Kan Brown and Khalid and SWAYLEI. You know what,
I don't know if you are gonna go back and
watch that interview at Elvis Duran show on Instagram later,
but you'll see him in the uh in the zoom room.
It's so interesting to go into the kitchens of the stars, yeah,
you know it, and they look like the regular kitchens.
You know, I don't know, maybe if we saw the
rest of the kitchen, be like, wow, that's A's kitchen.
(01:50:49):
That's one hundred percent. When I stare at whenever I
see people in their zoom rooms now and it's online,
I'm like, what does your house look like? What? So
before the thing? Yeah, the other day I was thinking
about Nick Jonas who's married to Right, and I was
(01:51:11):
doing my dishes and I'm thinking, after the two of
them like make a quick supper. Yeah, does Priunka go
in and like load the dishwasher? And does Nick does
he like dry the dishes? Do they just washing by hand?
I mean yeah, the answer is yes. The everyone does
the same normal things we all do. They all have
kitchens with refrigerators and stoves and dishwashers and vacuum cleaners,
(01:51:35):
and you know Pink, You know, Pink's always washing dishes,
and I don't like I don't see Mariah Carey loading
a dishwasher. You see, I do makes a sandwich. No, really,
I do. I do, Absolutely I do, especially if you
have two kids. Absolutely I do. I know, because you look,
if you're wealthy and you have people around to help
(01:51:57):
you out with the kids and cooks and stuff like that,
I get it. But even then I would assume you
want just to do it alone. I'll send everyone to
their guest wing or their servants quarters, whatever they do
for the night. I want to be alone. I see
that we keep putting these people, these artists, on these
pedestals forgetting that. You know, the only times we see them,
(01:52:17):
they've been glammed up. They're on a stage or they're
on a video, and they have a set design around them.
Best known how they live their lives. They live their
lives like you and me. They wash dishes, They they
take a pooh that's right, they take poohs. I don't
believe it not Mariah, believe it, baby, Mariah. You know
(01:52:38):
Mariah takes a hairy one. I'm very sure. Oh my god,
oh my god. Really see you need to open your
mind and understand that that's reality. She does go pooh yeah,
all right, everybody, I want you to let that. Let
that sink in. Hey, does everyone like me love Joe
Jonas's new blonde hair. I think it looks great. It's
(01:53:00):
good on him. I gotta go see it. I know
you were talking about it yesterday, and it's you. It's
in your slack room right now. Oh X do you
see what some people's Garrett put it in? Like? Oh,
now that he's become a dad, he's trying too, he's
trying to hang onto his youth, so he dyes his
air blonde. Oh please, I did. I went blind when
I was fifty three years old. Visit. Who cares? You know?
(01:53:23):
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from gondy gndhy okay, ampared and ready for
a ready for a ride. I'll just make some stuff up.
It's fine. The US Postal Inspection Service arrested Steve Bannon
yesterday while he was yachting off the coast of Connecticut.
Now he along with three others, are being indicted for
illegally taking money from a crowdsourcing project to build the
border wall. One percent of the contributions we're supposed to
(01:53:46):
go to building that wall between the US and Mexico,
and these guys skimmed hundreds of thousands of dollars off
the top then created false invoices to cover their tracks.
So a lot of people interested in that story. Today,
weather forecaster are saying too tropical storm systems could make
landfall in the US at about the same time next week.
Tropical depression thirteen and fourteen are both out in the
(01:54:07):
Atlantic Ocean. They are saying South Florida can expect rain
and the Caribbean can expect a lot of rain over
the weekend and into the next few days. And finally,
you were talking about Germany doing something interesting with dogs.
Well now they're doing something interesting with people as well,
and offering people a chance at an idleness grant. They
are offering people money in exchange to do nothing. They're
(01:54:30):
saying that people can come up with the I know
we can all do this. I'm already done it. I've
done it. I'm doing it, But there is a catch.
You doing nothing has to improve life in some way.
So it's trying to figure out what you could abstain
from in your life to have less negative consequences to
others and maybe even the environment. So they're trying to
(01:54:50):
get you to do nothing, but by doing that nothing,
you're doing something good for the environment or people. I'm ready.
So my doing nothing not saying anything. I'm not saying
stupid stuff that pisses people off. And those are your
three things. Thank you, Gondy. Let's take her break your
phone tap coming up after this. Hey, Hi, this is
(01:55:15):
Katy Perry. I'm Sean Mendez, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran and
the Morning Show Tlvis Duran in the Morning Show Tonight
August twenty first, at eight seventh Central on VH one.
RuPaul is opening a live Las Vegas residency six of
the most sensational Drag Race superstars. It's Viva Yes Vegas
(01:55:35):
on RuPaul's Drag Race Vegas Review. New series premieres tonight
August twenty first, eight seventh Central on VH one. Elvis,
Elvis durand the Elvis durand Phone Tap. Garrett, What's the
phone tap about today. Oh, well, Brett is playing a
phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsay. Now, Lindsay's she had
a job and she lost it unfortunately, so she's been
trying to get back into the grind of trying to
(01:55:56):
find a job. So Brett thought, you know, why not,
you know, offer her job. Let's see what happens on
today's phone tab. Hello, what are you doing? Just watching
TV and just kind of looking at stuff online? And
I actually have some good news for you. Earlier today,
(01:56:17):
I actually ran into one of the human resources managers
at my job, and they're actually interested in interviewing you
and possibly getting you a job. Well, I tried to
find a job, and I just I really feel like
I need a break, you know, from I see. That's
the thing is, I don't want you to take me
the wrong way. I just yeah, I gave him your
(01:56:39):
phone number. He's gonna probably give you a Calliti. She's
a really hard position in putting me in. I don't no, no, no, no, no.
Just see what you have to say. Pretty much, you
have the job. If you want it and you like it,
you have the job. It's not that you know it
wouldn't be something you know what to be honest with you,
he didn't say. He didn't really say. He has a
couple of various jobs. I'm sure you can go through
(01:57:00):
like a list of different you know, openings that they have.
You know. I got to run back into a meeting.
But I'll give you a call a little bit later
to see how it went. All right, all right, promise, Yes,
I just said i'd take a call on me. I'll
talk to you a little bit later, Okay, bye, all right, bye,
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Lindsay please, Lindsay. Hi, this is Jailor should I work
with Brett at the office? Hi? He was mentioning that
you are in the market for a job right now,
and I am glad to tell you that we have
a position that we'd love for you to fill. Um,
if you are interested. Well, I'm I'm still kind of
(01:57:44):
looking around, so I'm not really sure. Um. Did he
tell you what the job was. No, it's actually to
be a porter in our building. What a porter, I'm
are you familiar. What are you talking about? Like a dorman?
I don't understand. No, the office janitor. The janitor. Yeah,
(01:58:05):
I think you'd be perfect for the job. No, Well,
I had a college education, I'm not coming into be
some janitor. I mean, this is ridiculous. I'm not going
to put you on the same floor as Brett. Now
I know well, he said you were good at unclogging toilets.
He said that you were very qualified for this job.
(01:58:26):
Are you kidding me? You know what I'm gonna I'm
gonna give you some time and maybe and maybe. Do
you don't need to give me time. I'm telling you
very clearly right now. Do you understand English? Oh? I do,
I do perfectly. I'm interested in this job. Hello, I
swear to God I will strangle you. What are you thinking?
(01:58:48):
What am I thinking? How are you thinking for suggesting
me for a janitor position. Maybe it's just something like
filing paperwork or something like. It's not a janitorial job.
So you're not going to come into the interview. No? What, No,
I'm not coming into the interview. You your bathroom child,
(01:59:11):
It's better enough. All I do around here is clean
up after your mess. All I wanted and expect me
to come in and clean up after all your workers
with you? Can you just go into the interview. I
Am not going to glob your toilists and mop your
floors at your work. I mean, you're insane, So you're
not even going to consider the job. No, no, no, no, no, no,
(01:59:37):
how many I got to say it? No, Hey, lindsay this.
My name's Garrett from elvist In in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped. Am you kidding me? Oh?
My god? Yourself? Now, I'm not gonna take your job whatever.
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There is a petition out there to stop a remake
of the Exorcist. People don't want you to remake it.
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So that's going on. I don't know. There's also a
new movie on the way. Are you ready for this?
It's called Karen and it starts Tarn Manning from Orange
is the New Black as a racist, entitled Southern woman
trying to get rid of her new African American neighbors.
Her character's full name is Karen White, and the neighbors
are Black Lives Matter supporters. Karen is scheduled to hit
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your theaters next year. I mean, really, that's so crazy.
Will Karen's still be a thing in a year? I
don't know. We'll see, yeah, I guess we'll see. Let's see.
Briebella is calling herself a human milk truck. She's living
the mom life and you know breastfeeding. Listen, I've been
through it. I feel your pain. I felt like a
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human milk truck as well, so I understand you. And
Chloe Kardashian, she is not afraid of the trolls. I
don't know if you saw she posted a reason selfie
and she was in there with her daughter true, so
somebody said, who is that to the right meaning to
the right of true? It was obviously Chloe, but she
was kind of unrecognizable, and she wrote your new stepmother
(02:01:49):
be nice or get grounded. So she doesn't care. She
goes right back at you. She did have darker hair,
she did look a little different, But what are you
gonna do? Anyway? That's my Danielle report. He'll mister Ray
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