The Day We Remembered The Toys We Never Got

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Meet the man who tells the same joke over. Shut
the hell up? Love that cro cheese sandwich? Wait? Hold on,
uh do you say Penis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well,

(00:25):
here we go again. It is Wednesday, January twenty seven.
I thought it was Thursday. Damn it? Hello? What is it?
But maybe I'm wrong? Wednesday Wednesday? I wish Danyelle was right.
Sorry too, Sorry January twenty seventh. Did I get the
number right? Yeah? Yeah, twenty twenty one? Did I get

(00:46):
that right? Yeah? Just checking. Hey, welcome to day. Hi Danielle, Morning, Hi,
gandhy Good morning. Hello. There's oh, there's Scotty Be at home.
Hi Scotty Be. He's waving hello, Scary Hello, Hello, their
producer Sam and Froggy. Hello there. And then there's senior Nate. Hey,

(01:14):
So Diamonds is in today too. Good morning, Diamond. Are
you out there? Good morning, Hey Diamond? Oh my god.
I wish we could get her on the zoom so
I could see her. Anyway, Diamond's back because well we're
shuffling around for whatever reason. It's so great to have
diamond backs. So, Diamonds, since you're back, I will let
you request the first song on today. What do you
want to hear? Blurd lines? WHOA yeah, I haven't heard

(01:37):
this in a long time. Do I remember the words
to this? That's excellent, Diamond, thank you, Turn it up?
Turned it up. What a great song, what a great story.
It came out. We all loved it. We played it
a one hundred million times, we danced to it. Then
there were lawsuits. Yeah, people got paid off. They made
it rain. That's right. There's a lot tied to that song. Anyway.

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Welcome to Wednesday, not Thursday. Is our first caller of
the day is online. Two Arie calling in from beautiful
will Williamsport, Pennsylvania, listening to V ninety seven. Hey, uh Arie,
how are you doing? How are you doing? We're doing well. Okay,
let me let me ask you what. I'm trying to
figure out where exactly where you are Williamsport, Pa? What

(02:20):
what major highway are you near? Eastern I believe, yeah, okay,
you're out there. I don't know because I'm not far
from I love it out here though, so yes, it
is beautiful out there. I know you're right. So so look,
if you just drive east, you'll you'll right across the

(02:42):
Pennsylvania New Jersey border. That's where I'm sitting right now.
I'm not far from Come on over for lunch. Absolutely, Oh,
we got it. We got it. If you're out there
in uh in Amish country, bring me some shoe fly pie.
Thank you. Actually, my husband works to be a fabulous Okay, well, look,

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you are the first caller of the day, Arie. That
means many things. First and foremost, you set the pace
for our show. So what kind of show do you
want us to have today? I want to show um
happiness and joy and spread love to everybody, because that's
what I love to do. You can you tell Ari's
full of love? All right? Arie? Because you said it,

(03:26):
we'll do it. I'm so glad you didn't ask for
a sad glum show, because we'd do that too. Thank you.
It's my birthday today, too, said happy birthday. I'm happy
with my kid off. Okay, thank you. I hope you're
dropping your kid off at some sort of building or
of course my dad picks her up and then my
grand watches her. The pandemic I have to do everything

(03:49):
out every day, but but you're doing it. It sounds
like you're doing very well. Well. Happy birthday area. It's
a pleasure to speak with you first call of today.
We're sending you our elvis during morning show scrubs from Hackensack,
Meridia all the way. Okay, you guys, have a great day.
You guys are awesome, and keep doing what you do.
I love you, guys. Oh, we love you. Marie. I

(04:09):
want you in my back pocket. You're so nice. I
love everybody in my pocket. Thank you, Arie. Hold on
a second. Okay, well, lovey, she's the sweetest part. I
don't know. I don't know if that phrase I want
you in my back pocket that would smell after a while.
I guess, well, not in my butt, in my pocket.

(04:29):
I know if you're in the back pocket, that's close
enough to the old yep. Okay, right, Oh my gosh,
Well I know I take everything literally. I shouldn't do
that anyway. Well, welcome to the day. I think we
should play and have some fun today. Let's just have fun.
Let's do as Arie has instructed us to do, because
we are here to serve at her command. Yes, she

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wants us to be full of love and making people
feel good today. All right, sounds let's get horoscopes on
who's doing horoscopes with you today, Samantha Elvis said, be
honored if you did them with me today. Oh how
convenient I have them right here. That is just dandy.
Let's see if you have a birthday today, like Ariy,
you celebrate with Patton Oswald fifty two, Wolfgang Amadas, Mozart.

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Don't know how he old he would be today? Old?
Pretty you know what, he's dead. He's been decomposing for
many years. Old, straight night, you got my decomposing. If
they made that joke, if you making fun of me,
how come about you. It's a funny joke. It's a
great joke. Thank you, honey. It's goods. Go ahead and

(05:40):
steal that. Put that with your other Put that with
your other bad jokes, all right, Capricorn. If you're a Capricorn,
go further. Look for reasons to be happy your days
of nine ah queries. Feel free to change your destiny.
Don't let pass actions change your mind your days and
nine Hey, Pisces, make the most out of your life
with the family and friends you choose to be around. Pisces,

(06:01):
your day is a nine aries. Remember if you doubt yourself,
you doubt the universe. Your days and eight, Hey Taurus,
learn to let go so you can accept a bright
and prosperous future. Letting go what a pain in the
ass anyway, Today is a ten Taurus, Gemini, take the plunge,
but be aware of the consequences that might lie on
the horizon. Your days of seven, Hey, Cancer, You'll soon

(06:22):
come to terms with the events of your past, so
be open to reconciling and moving forward. Your days of
seven Leo, a prosperous path is drawing near. Do not
put walls up to avoid the good that might be
coming your way. Your days in eight, Hey, Virgo, don't
put off asking for guidance on that project. Today is
an eight, Oh Libra, as the saying goes, keep your
friends close, but your enemy is closer. Your days of nine, well,

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I hate that, really one's that was medicating my enemies. Scorpio,
get ready to take a big, huge step forward in
your personal and professional life. Don't look back, only look ahead, Scorpio.
Your days of ten, and finally, Sagittarius, the day and
take charge. Don't be afraid to look out for those
around you. Your days and eight and those are your
Wednesday morning horoscope. Excellent, Thank you, Sam, all right, you,

(07:08):
let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on right now? Hello? All right. This month
is now the deadliest of the coronavirus pandemic in the US,
with nearly seventy eight seventy eight thousand Americans having died
from COVID nineteen so far. December was not far behind. Meanwhile,
Oregon is now considering distributing vaccines based on race. The
state's Vaccine Advisory Committee is looking to ensure that systematically

(07:31):
affected populations, including communities of color, get health equity. The
tentative vaccination list includes Blacks, Indigenous, and other people of color,
with other groups to be determined later. More winter storms
are threatening to spread their misery across the nation today,
something called an atmospheric river storms forecast to barrel into California.
They're expecting major downpours, destructive flows of debris, and heavy snow.

(07:55):
We talked about this yesterday. Up to ten feet of
snow expected in some areas. Travel conditions remain pretty treacherous
across most of the nation today after some of the
storms yesterday as well, fee ten feet in California. They're
saying that's going to be near the Sierra Nevada Mountains,
which is you know, obviously it's a mountain range, but
that's a lot of snow for California. They don't get

(08:15):
that kind of stuff over there. One. Yeah, and finally
let's head out to Dylan, Montana. Police have arrested a
guy named Hank on federal warrant as he was one
of the people who stormed and rioted inside the US Capital. Now,
a lot of people have gotten arrested, but this guy's
extra special. He told the Tribune that not only did
he go inside the building, but then he decided he

(08:35):
was going to paint all of that information across his
storefront window and then at a billboard on top of it,
letting everyone know exactly what he did. He said, the
storm has arrived, panic in DC. Then a separate billboard Trump,
one sedition, treason. We caught them all. He has pictures
of himself. He really turned himself in via billboard in
front of his store. So don't do that. If that

(08:56):
was what your plan was, bad idea, those are your
three things? Hey? Nay? How come amadeus Mozart was evicted
from his apartment. Oh boy, I don't know because he
was Baroque. What Beethoven's favorite fruit? What button? But hang on,

(09:19):
I screwed it up. It is all right, you guys.
I'm like minions when you say that, you're talking so
much about Beethoven. I have to go drink a fifth.
No one gets that. Totally get that. He gets that?
All right? All right, something tells me we're in trouble.

(09:40):
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Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Yeah, last night I
curled up on the couch with the dogs and watched
another episode of Victoria. Hey, what do you want to do?

(10:44):
What episode? I'm in Season two, episode one last night? Yeah,
I know that straight and watching it too. I am.
You got me hooked on this. I mean, we trade
these period pieces back and forth. But I do have
to say in Victoria, not a hell of a lot happens.
Oh oh really, what do you mean by that? There's
a lot happening. I mean there's a lot, but not

(11:06):
a lot happens. You know what I mean. It's a
lot happening, but nothing big happens. Well, the thing is
is big stuff happens, but they have a lower budget
in production, so they can't take you to the battlefield.
You know what I'm saying. There's a battle Oh that's
coming up. But you know, to me, to be fair,

(11:27):
if you know your history or history, there was always
a battle back, always that we're always fighting someone. But yeah,
but my point is, I love like I'm like an
old lady curling up with my my cup of tea
watching Victoria Nothing. Yeah, I'm alone this weekend. I'm a bachelor.
This weekend I want and this is damn go COVID,

(11:48):
damn you. This could be my weekend to go out
and get crazy. This was gonna be it. So I
may go to the living room and get crazy. Whoa, yeah,
this is your weekend to start your only fans page. Yea.
All three of them will enjoy that well anyway, So
I don't know. Yeah, it's like Alex is away this weekend.

(12:09):
So I'm like, what am I gonna do? I want
to go do something, can't do it? Damn it. So
you know what I did last night? I started fantasizing
about opening up. And when I say that, I don't
mean like physically opening any orifice on my body up.
What I'm saying is when the world opens up, you know.
And as a morning show, and we have a lot

(12:29):
of people listening to us, we have a lot of
businesses that are on hold right now, maybe just barely
hanging in there until we can open up again. We
need to start planning on opening people up, like when
Broadway opens up here in New York. We need to
help our friends at work on Broadway to get the
word out. Here's how you go see a show. It's
a little different now when restaurants and bars and retail

(12:52):
and opens up more and you know all of that.
I'm looking forward to the opening up. We're a little early,
but we got a plan for this. First line. Scary's
already in line. Scary spending the night in front of
the movie theater to catch a movie. But I'm looking
forward to that. It's gonna happen. It will happen. It
may not be as soon as we want, but I'm

(13:13):
looking forward to the opening up days. So I was
thinking about that all last night while curled up drinking
tea and watching Victoria. I have been too. And my
phone is not helping out at all, because now it
has your featured photos that it just pops up onto
your screen. We've talked about it, and it's always you
doing something fun over a year ago with your friends. Yep.
So every single time I see it, I'm like, please,

(13:33):
let me just get this vaccine. Let's open back up,
let's do it. Yeah, let's go anyway. It's it's a
great thing to think about, you know. I always said
if I don't have a vacation on my calendar. I
feel like I'm not really living why I don't have
a vacation on the calendar, and so just thinking of
us opening up. Finally, that's on your calendar. We don't
know the date yet, right, but it's coming. It will come.

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But every day is on a calendar somewhere, so it's
gonna happen, right, Producer Sam, what'd you have for dinner
list night? Oh my god, Elvis, you'd be so proud
of me. It was taco Tuesday, but I ordered a burrito. Naughty.
You are naughty, You're sassy, You're naughty. I love it.
Elvis was taken aback. He's like, you know it's Tuesday.

(14:16):
I'm like, yes, I said burrito, please, thank you. Well, okay,
can I give you guys? I did something last night
and I've been doing it more and more, and this
is something you should add to your cooking. Okay. When
you go to the grocery store, there's that section that
has the cheeses and it has the little packed of
things of olives and chipino onions that they're like they're

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little little bitty onions that have been marinated, Right, and
they have a little bitty Papa doo peppers that have
been marinad. Take those peppers and those onions, chop them
up and you can toss them in a salad. You
can put them on top of fish. I put them
last night in a little pasta dish with some beans
and little sausage. You know, wakes it up because they're
marinated and they're tangy. They're fabulous. It wakes wakes up
the food taste in your mouth trying it's so good.

(14:58):
There's anti Elvis's tip of the day. I'm scary. Oh
my god, you said the magic word sassy. What papa
or pepper? Do I think that pepper? Do they pepper?
Maybe the pepper? Do the pepper? Do peppers? That's like
a taste that you're not going to expect. When you
think pepper, you think, oh my god, this is gonna
be like really weird or sour in my nap mouth.

(15:19):
They are the sweetest things I've ever tasted in there.
Maybe they they are pepperd they're yeah, but they are sweet.
They're sweet and they have a tang to them. So
just chop up a little and put it in whatever
you're cooking whatever you're eating. It changes everything really good. Yes,
all right, none of that, I'm bored elevator. Let's get
into the feel goods good all right. So this story

(15:44):
was submitted by listener Heather, and it got me. Rosa
cleaned luxury apartments in a complex in New York City
for twenty years, and thanks to the pandemic, she was
unfortunately laid off. However, she was so appreciated by all
the people she used to clean for that they came
up with a little plan. One resident pretended to hire

(16:05):
her for a day to clean the apartment. But what
was really going on was all of those residents pulled
their money and got Rosa a two year lease in
a penthouse on them. So this woman, this woman is
living rent free for two years and one of the
luxury homes she used to clean. And I can't think
of a better way to thank this hard working woman.

(16:27):
So thank you Heather for this amazing story. The video
is up on elvistrand dot com. The video is so
good a try, and if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at elvistrand dot
com subject line feel goods. Why send flowers? When you
can give them a penthouse hard right here. Mom always said,
all right, we love you, producer Sam. We'll see you

(16:48):
later for some around the room action. Okay, see you soon,
all right, Danielle? Yes, you ready to go? Orish? Would
do you next? Ask what later? Early? I don't know, Nate.
I can't hear Nate, Nate, can I just tell you
we have to turn your microphone off because you and
Scotty b are having phone conversations and we hear every
word you say, all of it. No, but you beam.

(17:09):
The thing is, I want you to know that we
are hearing every word you're saying. Stops not good. I'm
not going to say what you're talking about, but some
of it is scandalous, and I want you to know
we hear every word you're saying. Yes, our bathroom problems.
W I didn't know what it is. I'm very disappointed.
That's all I want to stop that. We'll leave it

(17:29):
right there. Okay, you guys are always listening. You work
in a business that has a microphone at every desk,
so when there's a microphone, it is connected to something
at all times. Remember that, right, did you hear me
complaining about Scary. Is that what you heard? No, I
just heard both sides of a conversation because you had
Scotty on the speaker phone. Something back up. Why were

(17:50):
you complaining about Scary Because when he records his weathers,
he doesn't do the temperature in numerical order. Yeah, he
confronted me about this. So here what scott okay, hold on,
here's what Scary does. Today. It's gonna be party cloudy.
The high is gonna be fifty four. And he'll say,
right now, it's forty nine. Right now, it's fifty Right now,

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it's fifty one. And so Scotty knows to plug in
the temperature that's current right right. But when Nate is
at the helm in places Scotty, he does not like
the way that I go in descending order. So today
I did right now it's thirty nine degrees. Right now
it's thirty eight thirty seven. And then he says, wait, wait, stop,
that's the long way up. The temperature comes up. The

(18:33):
temperature goes up. You should start low and then then
gradually go up. Because Nate's side on this, thank you,
it's it's just seems it seems logical. The thing is
at the end of the day, the audience is not
going to hear all of them at once. They're only
gonna hear the one. We know that, but you're trying
to make my job harder here. So he has to
go forward to find the current temperature and then go

(18:54):
backward to find the new way. Not only that obvious,
he jumped around today. He goes right now, it's thirty
five on one hundred. Right now, it's thirty three one hundred.
Right now it's thirty six. Uns, what the hell you're
making him search for the current temperature. You shouldn't do that.
I'm sorry. I thought he would just take the one
he likes and enough of this, all right, So just
just fix it. Just fix one of them is accurate,

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right exactly. I'm like, okay, all right, So so far
we've talked about ways to zazz up your taste buds
at dinner and how we do the weather temperatures. All right,
Can we just take a break and we'll try to
be a little more interesting starting next break? Okay, okay,
So Danielle, what are you coming on? Well, let me
find something interesting. Hold on, They'll be all the Kodak

(19:38):
black tweet that disappeared. That's very interesting, all right? That
any more on the way after this. Okay, this is Harry,
This is Harry. What's up? This is Pink and you're
listening to Elvis Duran Elvis Duran in the morning showing
I love it. She says that, Hey, it's my kay.
All right, So let's talk about zipp recruiter. You know

(19:58):
how it works. But you know what I'm you to
pay attention today because you're running a business. You need
to hire someone new. And I love the fact that
even with the world the way it is, businesses are growing,
some of them are, and you need new talent, new superstars.
But you need to be flexible because it's a whole
different way to work. People are working remotely and business

(20:19):
models are changing. So when you need to hire a
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(20:40):
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elvis that zip recruiter dot com slash l this big show.

(21:02):
Oh man, me too, Danielle, I thought it was Thursday. Yeah, sorry, guys,
I just want to bring back, bring it back anyway.
So we got some snow here in uh in New
Jersey yesterday. Did you get snow where you are, Danielle?
I did. I got a little, So I was posting
pictures of it, and our friends in Des Moines, Iowa.

(21:24):
We're like, that's nothing comfortable we got, I said, Oh, yes,
that's right. I'm sorry. The only snow that Froggy felt
yesterday was this snowy, powdery sand between his toes at
Jacksonville and Jackson But it is gonna get cold. Today's
gonna be warm cold front blowing through this afternoon and
then down into the low thirties again within the next
couple of nights. So yeah, be seen to us on

(21:44):
a why one hundred South Florida. You've got a perfect,
perfect days all the way through the weekend. Those are
the perfect temperatures. Good for you, Good for you. I'm
very happy for you. Hey. Did you know? Oh yes,
FedEx almost went under back in the nighteen seventies. In
the early years, they only had five thousand dollars in
the bank and they needed to pay off twenty four

(22:05):
thousand dollars. The reason they're still around the founder took
the last five thousand dollars to Vegas. He gambled it
on black jack and one twenty seven thousand dollars. Yes, wow,
hell yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Hello, shut up up, shut up? Okay,
sorry sorry, hello. Uh, let's see I got another one

(22:26):
for you. Oh, here's one. Forty three percent of us
are drinking more during the pandemic. Shut up. That's not
a shut up. I read this this morning and it
totally freaked me out. So if you could only die
in sudden accidents and not die from disease or old age,

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the average person would live to be eighty nine hundred
years old. Whoa I know? Shut up and some people
who really beat the odds. It could only die from
sudden accidents, not from disease or old age. Could live
up to forty thousand years old. You lose track how
old you're? Yeah, yeah, you be like, let me do

(23:12):
the math, Let me do the mathe old im? How damn?
How old is he? He's thirty eight thousand years old?
Old timer? We ran out of thousand year old? How
dare he? I know? But if you I mean, they're saying,
on average eighty nine hundred years old. If he had
no accidents. Wow, Wow, that's crazy. When you get older,

(23:34):
they give you one of the candles. It's just a number,
like a five. In his year. You couldn't even stack
all the forty thousand, like you how many candles? But
I don't know. So I thought I'll just give you
some shut ups for the day. Daniel, You ready to
get I am ready, all right? Make it all up?
All right? No, I'm gonna start out with this. You're
gonna love this. Elvis So Bridgerton's author Julia Quinn, Now

(23:57):
you know Bridgerton on Netflix, right, She says the only
reason her books became a Netflix series is because Shanda
Rhimes was on vacation, she ran out of stuff to read.
She stumbled upon the books and was like, whoa, I
love these I'm gonna make a show out of it.
That's how it works. How In that's like crazy, I

(24:18):
love it. So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Bielle have welcomed
a second son, and he was talking to Dak Sheppard
about raising children in the public eye, and Justin doesn't
want his kids treated differently because of what he and
his wife do. And Dax also fears that people will
try and befriend his kids because he and Kristin Bell
are famous people, so a lot of celebrities get nervous

(24:40):
about things like that. Vanessa Bryant yesterday, of course, marking
the one year anniversary without Kobe and her daughter Gianna
after they were killed in a helicopter crash in Los
Angeles last year, so she took to social media to
talk about the day. She even posted a letter that
she got from Gianna's best friend, Aubrey, and she shared
some of her favorite memories of her friend, and of

(25:01):
course she thanked and expressed her love for Kobe and Gianna,
and a lot of other people took to social as well.
It's so sad, my god, I can't believe it's been
a year. So crazy. Grammy Party is not really happening
this year. But Clive Davis, who you know throws the
best one, isn't giving up on his annual bash. He's
throwing two, but they're gonna be virtual. So the first

(25:21):
one is going to be January thirtieth, the day before
what should have been Grammy Night, and it's gonna be
twenty of his favorite performers like Bruce Springsteen and John
Legend and Alicia Key is so past performances from them.
Then on March thirteenth, the night before the new Grammy date,
he's gonna have another party. And this is going to
be like a tribute to the greatest performers of all

(25:43):
times something like that. So that's gonna be pretty cool.
And he does throw an amazing party, so I'm sure
his online parties will be just as good. Sean Mendez
will be helping up. Oh did you get the invite
to the online Everyone should get the invite to the
online party. Clive throws the bone over here, loving you,
mister Davits. Come on, it says it's non transferable they

(26:07):
I don't know, but that's see if you can just see,
if you can forward it to us, Yeah, try and
see it happen, all right. So Shawn Mendes is helping
us get into shape. He just launched the Apple Fitness
Plus Time to Walk experience, where he and other celebrities
are on this app and you can listen to them
while you're walking. They give you these fun conversations. They

(26:28):
talk about music that inspires them. They tell you life stories.
I just downloaded it because who doesn't want to hear
Shawn Mendez when you're on a walk? I know I do,
all right. Kodak Black so he recently tweeted that he
would donate a million dollars to charity within the first
year if President Trump pardoned him. He did, he did,

(26:49):
guess what. That tweet has vanished and now well, and
now his lawyers have come forward and they're saying, you know,
promising something for something else is not the right thing
to do. It's not appropriate. So even though Kodak is
going to give back, he's not going to do it
because he got something. So he's donated one hundred thousand here,

(27:11):
fifty thousand here, but the million has vanished. I thought
that was interesting. Yeah, okay, I remember this, do you
guys remember? Of course? And Tory Lanz wants to tell
his side of the story in the ongoing shooting of
Meghan they Stallion. He was told to keep his mouth
shut by a judge and he says it's unfair. He says,
this silence is making people think that I agree with

(27:33):
everything Meghan is saying, and I don't. He said, I
want to tell my side of the story. So we'll
see what happens there. Tonight on television, You've got The Goldbergs,
The Price is Right at night, The Mass Dancer, Chicago Medfire, MPD.
Don't call my house because Rubdale will be on and
that's what I'll be watching. And this is for you, Gandhi.
Penguin Bloom today on Netflix. It's about a photographer and

(27:55):
his family. They find hope and they find a lot
of love in the injured Magpie Chick. So yes, it's
a movement. I think it's like an hour and a half.
So that's definitely for you. And I know Elvis is
watching Victorian He's having it. So that's my Danielle report. Hey, um, Gandhi,
what do you have today. What do you want to play? Oh, well,
I have we have one game, but I think I

(28:17):
need your husband to be a part of the game,
so we'll have to figure out how how we can
make that. Well, no, maybe not today. Do you have
part two of some game? Or did we already do it?
You have another one in part two? We'll all see
what we have left. Let me go. Look damn it, Gandhi,
I would you'd have a bag of games ready to go.
I think you know what I think we should play
today because it was fun. Super selfish that I think

(28:39):
this is so fun. Um the pyramid game that Brody made.
Brody pull up, Brody has a pyramid game? Hey do
you have did you have a pyramid game? Yeah? In fact,
I sent you an email a couple of minutes ago.
I have four games available that you can choose from.
Oh look, I see a little competition going on between
Gandhi and Brody. Who can come up with the most game? Huh,

(29:01):
not at all. I love that she's coming up with game.
No composition here. Okay, let me see what Brodie said.
Hold on, Oh, here's a game from Brodie, Pandemic hobby Trivia. Yeah.
January is Hobby Month, and it's a list of the
top fifteen hobbies that people picked up during the pandemic.
You have twenty seconds the name let's say seven or

(29:23):
eight whatever you decide how many and see if people
can rattle off what hobbies they think to win money.
You also did hold on, You did Kim or Kanye quotes?
You have to go. So there's a quote you have
to guess who said it came Ra Kanye U, match game,
Low Budget The Bachelor? What's that? So instead of a rose,

(29:44):
for instance, what would they give on The Bachelor? Because
it's a low budget version of the show. Similar questions
like that, So it's three. It's three different questions are
related to the Bachelor. Then you also gave us not
much money pyramid. What Yeah, well that's that's what Gandhi
was referencing. Um, you're like, so you know how I
go on there in the real world, it's twenty thousand

(30:06):
dollars pyramid, twenty five thousand dollars pyramid. We don't have
a lot of money right now, so it's probably gonna
be like ten dollars pyramid. All right, twenty dollars pyramid.
Did you did you send me Ramid. No, I gave
you the menu of options and then Gandhi. Right after
I set you the email, said oh we should play Pyramid.
So if you choose one of those games, I will

(30:27):
send you that particular game. What Gandhi? We also have
Remember how Josh used to mash up all the songs
and put like four or five on top of each
other and you had to figure out what they were. Yeah,
we do have one of those. Garrett made a mash
as well. So if you hit that's a that's a
fast one. That's easy to do. Pyramid takes a little time,

(30:49):
so let's figure it out. We gotta. I want to
play something. I want to play something. I love games.
We can have a whole hour of games. Yes we're
not going to do that, but something hour of games
we'll do. We'll do something next, I promise it. What
Ellen does it? Well? Why don't you good a job
without the Ellen Show? You'll do really well. Hold hold on, Brody,

(31:13):
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good morning everyone. Show All right, I want to see
what your headlines are for your around the room coming
up in a minute, we'll check it out. I want
to play, Uh, we don't have a lot of money

(31:57):
match game? Is that what it's called? Hold on, yest,
you know what it is? Well, by the way, every
game we have is not a lot of money. We
can put whatever game we're playing, we could put the
title we don't have a lot of money right in
front of the name of the game. Yep. We're gonna
play the Bachelor edition because I know we have a
lot of Bachelor fans out there. So we'll get into
that in a minute. Froggy, Um, any new news about

(32:19):
your trip to the Super Bowl coming up? Now? Have
you your son Kaden been talking about how you're gonna
do the day and like, what have you planned out
to day? We're going a day early, so we're gonna
go Saturday. We're gonna leave early Saturday morning because, as
you know, I used to live in the Tampa Bay
area for years. I grew up there. I have a
lot of friends. And the Buccaneers did win the Super
Bowl back in zero two, and I am friends with

(32:40):
three of the players that played on that team. Wow.
So for good luck, Saturday night before the game, we
are staying at one of the players houses from the
two thousand and two Super Bowl team because that will
be good luck for them to win the super Bowl
the next day. They're saying, you're staying at their house.
Have you talk to him about it? They will know? Okay, no, no, no,

(33:04):
they offered. No, they offered when they saw the video,
they called and they said, hey, why don't you stay
with us instead of paying a crazy amount for a hotel?
And I said, can you run that by your wife?
Maybe he's like no, no, she it was her idea,
actually said she likes you better than I do. So
we're staying at his house and we're staying with a
super Bowl champion for good luck, so that they'll win
the super Bowl the next day. Okay, okay, so so

(33:26):
what about super Bowl Day? I mean, what what is
what do you do you just go in and go
to your seat. Is there something you can't tailgate in
an official NFL lot? You have to tailgate in others.
But there's a lot of the way that stadium is
in Tampa. There's a lot of houses just across the street,
and so those people will be having they'll allow you
to tailgate in their in their lawn where you just

(33:48):
paid a park. So we're gonna go there around two
o'clock in the afternoon and just hang out, take it
all in. The game starts at six thirty. A figure
will go in the stadium around five thirty when they
opened the gates, and we'll just it's gonna be completely different.
I know it's a home game, it's in the Tan,
it's in the stadium of the Buccaneers, but it is
a neutral site technically, and they're gonna have it all

(34:09):
beautiful for Super Bowl and all the pregame stuff. And
I want to see the national anthem, and I want
to see the weekend at the halftime. So the whole
day is going to be nothing but all based around
that game. You know, it's so sad about about the
fact that you're going to the Super Bowl. You can't
see the commercials. That's okay, Yeah, you'll you'll, you'll be okay,
I'll manage it sounds great, it sounds like it sounds

(34:30):
like it's gonna be a fun day. It really does.
But just I'm a little excited if he is. You're
hanging out with crowds and it's i'd please be careful.
Double I ordered. So I'll tell you what I did.
I went online yesterday I ordered two new Super Bowl
Tampa Bay Buccaneer masks, and then I also bought the
inserts to go on the inside of them, so I'll
be double masked while I'm there at the game and

(34:50):
in the crowd. I'm going to make everything. Oh okay, Lisa,
thanks all right. So anyway, all right, so as you
learn more about what your day is gonna be like,
please let us know because we're all there's a text
here that says the Buccaneers won in OH three. It
was technically oh three, it was the O two season.
Thank you, okay, thank you. We call this Froggy's Road

(35:13):
to the super Bowl. Give us a new story. Every day.
A lot of people are asking how you got tickets.
I guess they weren't listening yesterday. It's a you know what,
if you can find out go to Elvis Duran show
on our socials. You'll see how he got his tickets.
We'll just leave it at that. Let me get your
headlines for around the room. I don't know what you're
gonna talk about when we ask you to talk about

(35:33):
something scary of music? For this, I do well for this?
Or I had okay, okay, never mind it just the
headline is the headline? Never mind? Thank you? Scary? Uh Froggy,
what's the headline? What's your headline gonna be? Sometimes things
are not what you think they are. Oh what could

(35:54):
we'll find out on the way, scary? What's your headline?
Throw that shirt away already? Okay? Perfect as he's looking
into a mirror saying it, what are you wearing? Hey?
What's your headline gonna be? Nate A simple good deed?
Anybody can done? That sounds chipper and positive? What about you, Danielle?
That doesn't go there? Couch producer, Sam, what's your headline?

(36:21):
Eat crow? Save a friendship, eat crow, save a friendship?
And finally, Gandhi, I save that my sister for last,
my other sister. What do you have all right, listeners,
I need your help animal specialists only. Okay, great, those
are your headlines. We'll find out what it means coming
up shortly. All right? Uh do we have people ready

(36:42):
to play? Hey? I'm ready? Oh my god? Does anyone
awake today? Hey, Nate? Do we have anyone ready to play? Yes?
We do? Okay, okay, Oh my lord. I had to

(37:04):
run to the bathroom earlier and all I heard Elvis go,
today's like walking through quicksand Oh my god. Do you
ever see do you ever watch the Weather Channel when
they have the reporters out in a hurricane and they're
like trying to walk through wind that's blowing them back.
That's what that's me today. Nothing is working, But I

(37:24):
mean but I'm happy. I'm with my friends and we're
all good. Welcome to Match Game, the Bachelor Edition. You
can match with the stars and you can win big.
What do they win today? Straight name thanks to our
friends or a bit gum? They win the Lovely cash prize?
Oh nice, I hope it's more than the load numbers
we've been given. Oh you better get your big boy

(37:45):
pants on, Elvis. I got some numbers. I'm thrown around today. Well, unfortunately,
after this pandemic, I've been wearing big boy pants a lot. Like.
All right, so today is the Bachelor Edition. Let's let's
acknowledge the fact a lot of people who listen to
our show love the Bachelor. Yeah, so we're gonna ask
some questions it may pertain to the Bachelor. Let's go
meet a contestant Number one, Charlie from Coconut Creek, Florida. Hey, Charlie,

(38:08):
welcome to match Game to the Bachelor Edition. How are
you doing today, Charlie? Hello, Hello, Charlie. Line one, all right,
please hold he hung up. Okay, let's go to line six.
Let's let's go to line six and talk to Jen
from Philly listening to Q one O two. Hey, Jed,
how you doing it? Hey? Oh my god? Oh thank

(38:29):
you see now you're actually there. What'd you do right now? What?
Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm talking to youse
guys right now. I'm on my way to work. Well,
I'm glad you're talking to us. I'm glad you're there
for us. We'll find another contestant to play against you
in a second. If not, you get it, You get everything,
doesn't matter do you do you ever watch? Do you
ever watch the Bachelor? Sometimes I'm not a you know, yeah,

(38:49):
daddy Water, I'm with you. But thanks to Orbit Gum,
we're gonna do the match Game Bachelor Edition for you
and you could win a big cash prize. We don't
know what it is, but here we go. So don't
give me your answer yet. Let the stars right down
their nchers. Let's see how many matches do you get? You? Ready? Okay?
All right? So on the new low budget knockoff of
the Bachelor, instead of spending a night together in a

(39:11):
luxurious hotel fantasy suite, the couples get intimate in a
blank oh all right? Yeah. Usually on the Bachelor, they
let they let the couples stay in these these expensive
hotels and resorts, and they do it. But our low
budget knock off with a Bachelor, we can't afford the

(39:34):
hotel fantasy suite, so the couples get intimate in another place.
You guys, ready, all right? So, Jen, the couples on
the new Low Budget Bachelor, they don't stay in an
expensive hotel suite. They stay in a what um in
a bubble ten on a bubble ten? Okay? What Okay,

(40:00):
I what the bubble tent? Well restaurants are using them
in a lot? Okay, okay, okay, okay, obviously that's not
your answer. All right, not okay, let's see. Okay, we're
looking for bubble tent or bubble tent one? Both? Are
all three dudes froggy? In the New Low Budget Bachelor,
they don't afford they can't afford a luxurious hotel fantasy

(40:21):
suite for the couples, so they get intimate in a
hotel six yea, all right, that's a buzzer. Give a buzzer. Buzzer, Danielle.
I know you didn't say bubble tent. So in the
Low Budget The Bachelor, they don't stay in a hotel

(40:42):
fantasy suite. They stay in a white van. Oh van? Okay, hey, Nate,
are you playing? Yeah? Okay, Nate. On the New Low
Budget Bachelor, they don't have money for a beautiful hotel suite.
We're looking for bubble tent. What do you have? What
are they staying? In our version? The Bachelor's probably pitching one.

(41:04):
I said a TP TP. Hey wait, a TP is
sort of like a tent. I would go, I would
give you that one. I think a white van is
sort of like a tent to two, so it's nothing
like the tent. Hey, scary, scary. In the new low
budget The Bachelor, they don't afford hotel rooms. They afford

(41:26):
what hostile hostile they stayed in luxurious hostile suite? Hey, Gandhi, Gandhi,
they can't afford luxurious hotel sweets in our low budget
version of the Bachelor. So we're putting couples in a
I said, a porto potty. Oh god, that's They're rentable

(41:50):
and not a match. Hey, has anyone on our show
ever done it in a porto potti? Now, be honest,
he did no, never, never, never done my duty in
at all. Right, Jen, you do have one match and
with this quil that's actually a lot. So please hold okay,

(42:12):
don't hang out, go hang let's go talk to Devin online.
Eight Devin calling from Americus, Georgia. Is that how you
say to Americus Americas? That's right. Look, this is the
first time we've had a caller on from there. It's
a pleasure to meet you, Devin. How are you feeling today?
Oh man, I'm feeling great. Just headed to work. How
you guys listen y'all every morning. Well I appreciate that,

(42:34):
Thank you. I can't believe anyone's listening after today's show,
but it will. We'll keep going, all right. You know
what you heard? Our last contestant, uh Jen, she only
has one match, so if you can beat that, great,
Here we go. Do you ever watch The Bachelor? By
the way, you don't have to watch The Bachelor to
do this, but do you? I think I've seen it
a few times, but uh wasn't it wasn't my choice

(42:54):
to watch. Okay, but you can still play, and thanks
to orbit Gum, you could win some big here. Here
we go. So on the show The Bachelor, the Bachelor
gives a rose to the woman he wants to keep
on the show for another week. On the new low
budget knockoff version of the show, instead of giving them
roses we can't even afford roses, the Bachelor gives the
woman a blank. All right, think about it? What could

(43:18):
cost less? No? No, don't answer, hold on. Let let
the guys right down their answers. Yeah, what could cost
less than a rose? Let's really low budget? Huh? I
don't know? All right? Are you guys? From? Where are
you done? All right, this could be an interesting one.
Devin from Americus, Georgia on our new low budget version

(43:41):
of the Bachelor. Since we can't afford roses, um, the
Bachelor gives the woman a blank What is that a
Valentine's car? Okay, all right, there you go, it's it's
it's still romantic in a way. All right, we're looking
for Valentine's card. Hey frog, Yeah, it's low budget on

(44:03):
the Bachelor. Now, we don't have money for roses. So
the Bachelor gives her a what rock? A rock? What
do you do with, Devin? Okay, oh, yeah, I'm good.
That's my daughter. Hell fun So we got two for

(44:23):
the prize of one. I love that. I mean tell her,
we said, hi. Okay, so uh Danielle. Yeah, So on
the low budget version of the Bachelor, we can't afford roses,
so he gives the woman a rock. We're on a roll, yeah,
he Nate can't afford roses on the low Budget Bachelor,

(44:45):
so he gives her a dandeliondelion, scary, low budget Bachelor
can't afford a rose, so he's giving her a stem.
A stem? Oh okay, yeah, we're looking for a Valentine's card,
which Devin obviously is a romantic None of you are

(45:08):
Goldhi finally looking for Valentine's card. We can't afford roses,
so we're giving away, I said. He gave her a
venmo request. All right, well we don't have any matches devon,
but come on, hey, um, yes, Nate, listen. Can we
give them both something? Well, they were both equally pathetic

(45:29):
in the answer. No, don't say that the way. Well no,
this will make it worth your while five hundred dollars
thanks to our friends at orbit Gum. Yea, Jen and Devin.
So yeah, Jen, you dominated with one match, but it
doesn't matter because both Jen and Devin you both you

(45:49):
both give you both get a five hundred dollars gift
card spend in any way you want. Thanks to Orbit Gum.
Please please hold Thanks for playing the worst game ever.
I had two answers on the last one, and neither
were right. So I'm glad, I wrote with, So keep
it clean with orbit Gum. Date night isn't complete without
a pack of orbit Gum. I wish I had some
now that we could chew and clean up this show.

(46:12):
Be sure keep it clean on your next date with
orbit gum Let's right for orbit gum Elvis. My second
answer was a pearl necklace. A pearl necklace on the
low budget, also wrong. Yes, I will thank you, Froggy. Okay,
well we're done with that. You know, game day is

(46:32):
so much fun. Let's do it every day? Okay? All right,
let's get into the three things we need to need
to know from Gandhi. We do have a one thousand
and seven dollars seven days croissant or croissant free money
phone tap on the way for your next That's pretty cool.
Plus you get nine two croissants. I don't even know

(46:57):
the show anymore. All right, Gandhi, Let's get into the
three things we need to know what's going on? All right?
Let's start with a really sad story coming out of Austin, Texas.
A hostage situation at a Texas medical center has ended
with two people dead. Authorities say an armed person entered
the children's medical group in Austin and took hostages. That
led to a six hour standoff that ended when a
police robot found a victim inside. Oregon is now considering

(47:21):
distributing distributing vaccines based on race. The state's vaccine Advisory
Committee is looking to ensure that systematically affected populations, including
communities of color, get health equity. The tentative vaccination list
includes Black, Indigenous, and other people of color, with other
groups to be determined later in the meantime, this month
has now become the deadliest of the coronavirus pandemic in

(47:41):
the US, with nearly seventy eight thousand Americans having died
from COVID nineteen so far. December was not far behind,
with seventy seven thousand, five hundred and finally. Funeral services
will be held today for Hank Aaron. Yesterday, the Baseball
World paid tribute to Hammer and Hank at a memorial
service at Truis Park. He died last Friday at the
age of eighty six. A private funeral service will be

(48:02):
held this afternoon, and he'll be laid to rest at
the historic Southview Cemetery, which is the oldest black cemetery
in Atlanta and the final resting place of other civil
rights icons like Martin Luther King Junior and Congressman John Lewis.
And those are your three things. There you go, true
baseball hero, right, yeah, all right, you're one thousand. Wait,
one thousand seven dollars seven days croissant free money phone

(48:25):
tap on the way, and I only do win a
one thousand and seven dollars, but you win one hundred,
one hundred ninety two croissants and they're delicious. Yes, a
lot of stuff. There's a lot going on. There's a
lot going on there. Yeah, a lot of stuff going on.
All right, we'll do that for you coming up after this.
We're waiting for you to join the next conversation. Text
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(48:46):
messaging ring to may apply. Elvis Durrand in the Morning
Show dot com. Hey, before we get into the Danielle Report,
you know we were talking earlier about Froggy going to
the super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, and I'm so excited. I
wish we could have a camera on you so we
could watch your road to the super Bowl to drive
when you're driving to Tampa front. But it's gonna be
so much fun. I can't wait. We'll give you some privacy. Well, anyway,

(49:09):
we have a little surprise for you. Uh there's a
one that plays for the Bucks. As a matter of fact,
he caught the touchdown right before halftime on Sunday. Do
you know who that is? Scotty Miller? Here he is.
What's up, Froggy, It's Scotty Miller from the Tampa Bad Bucks.
Here's You're coming to the super Bowl with your son
Kaden this upcoming Sunday. We're just super excited to have

(49:31):
you there. I hope we can win it for you
and Bucks fans everywhere. We can't wait to see you
down here. Stay safe, stay healthy, and go Bucks. So cool.
He caught the touchdown with one second to go in
the first half, number ten. His nickname is Scooter because
he's so fast. Scooter sco scooter if Oh, I got it?

(49:52):
So cool. I love that his name. His nickname is
Scooter because you're so fast. So here's my question. What
are you in life? And what would that make your nickname? Big? Oh?
Like I'm gassy, so I'm Pooter. You know what I'm saying.
I think is because I shop a lot, they'd call

(50:13):
me shoppy Shoppy shoppy. You know what I gotta tell you,
Garrett actually made some texts and he got that for you.
So send Garrett a big thank you and the best
man He'll send you the video. It's it's actually a
video so you can see Scotty miil we're talking about.
Is that cool? Can I say something about Garrett for
one second. He really has the biggest heart and he
always open to help anyone, Like even over the holidays,

(50:35):
there was a couple of things I need to help with.
First one to help me out. I mean, he really
does care about people. I think it's so sweet. I
love that. Yeah, Garrett's great. Yeah, he has a great
history with us in a story how he came to
join us. So thank you Garrett, and congratulations again, Froggy.
I know people are still finding out that you're gonna
go to the super Bowl and you and Kayden are
gonna have the best day. It's gonna be awesome. Like

(50:56):
gott he just sent me the video. It's Scotty Miller, Danielle,
what are you coming up? Shut the hell up? I
want to make love for that crow Chiese Sandwich. Wait,
hold on, uh do you say Penis? Elvis Duran in

(51:22):
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(51:44):
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(52:07):
in the afternoon. I think that's my it does we
sound more awake? I think we really do. We've had lunch,
We're well fed. This is a well coming up on
the twenty fifth anniversary of our show. I'm sure we
have some big spic tacket or something planned. Right. Nothing.

(52:28):
It'd be great if we get together have a party,
but I don't. That would have been cool, like a
big gallow or we wear ball gowns and stuff. Well,
I can't wait the big twenty sixth anniversary, We all together? Yeah, scary.
I had a thought in the shower this morning that
would do we want to hear this? Yeah? No, this
is a good one because in celebration of twenty five years,

(52:48):
there were so many celebrities that have walked through these
doors that grew up listening to the show. How awesome
would it be to get them to share their memories
of us growing up? I think it'd be awesome. We
can get them to do that. Okay, why don't you
organize that and let me know when you're ready to
go call call Halse. I like that. Scary. It is

(53:11):
a great idea, but Scary wouldn't be anywhere close to
making it happen. It was like he's gonna call Sam
and say, Sam, idea you walk in a room and go, God,
you know what I want? Turkey? I want a turkey dinner. Okay,
I'll be back in a minute. I think it's a
great idea. I can't argue. I love it. Find someone

(53:33):
to put it together for us. I'd love to have
someone who organizes that. Who do we have that organizes
that kind of We don't have any people to organize things.
Maybe straight Nate straight Night has nothing else to do, Hey,
straight Nate, Oh no straight Night? What so Scary's idea
was for our twenty fifth anniversary, we invite all the
celebrities we've had on the air to come on and
to be a part of our show. And he thinks

(53:53):
you should take the time out to organize that. Or
even if sund drop okay at home taking his nap
as he does every day, you'll be working on this name.
You go Hibernate there, Scary, and Scary leaves the station.
He hits his couch at home and sleeps until six
at night. Yes, that's a phrase you could You could

(54:17):
actually take some of that naptime and call Lady got
We need some recorded video dropping. They have their phones
in their hands old okay, okay, okay. So who do
we want because maybe they're listening. We need Gaga, we
need Charlie Pooth, we need the Jonas Brothers. We need
Halsey because though so that's a good start. Who else
love it? But Danielle Peep You know you guys. You

(54:39):
all you do is you roll in here and do
the show and you roll out This stuff magically appears.
But there are people who put that together. Maybe they're listening.
So if you guys are listening, just send us a
little video. You send it to who oh send him?
I don't know. That's my point. It has to be organized.
It takes time time, Yeah, GONDI, what do you think

(55:01):
if we have a budget for this, we could go
like the Zeist route and just get a bunch of
people from Cameo. I could get Enrique Iglesias to do
it once he wakes up about three o'clock. But I
love him, and we could play that new song that
we play of his. Yeah, yeah, wait, we don't go

(55:26):
soue is off the list. I had a dream. You know,
he's been a part of our show for many many times.
I had a dream about Enrique Glacis the other day.
I still find him to be very, very sexy. Anyway, Yeah, okay,
so scary organize that? Can we move on? Um. One
of the things about doing this show is you can't

(55:48):
use the F word. Okay, you can, but you have
to block it out. You have to have to. We
can tap it out, bleep bleep it out, or even
just say it and we can lose our jobs. I
really think this is such an antiquated system. You know,
the Federal Communications Commission, they still regulate what we can
say because some of some of you are listening on

(56:08):
FM radios. Believe it or not, there are there are
a lot of people who still listen to radios coming
out of a transmitter on a building zone. It's the
strangest thing. But you know, if you're just listening digitally,
we could, you know, I wish we could push a
button that could just send the curse word to the
digital listeners, because we can do it there anyway. Cursing
is just a part of people's lives. Some people choose
not to curse, and I all, I'm all for it.

(56:30):
I choose to express myself using foul language. I know,
Danielle a lot. I never say a bad word. Gandhi.
I heard everyone everyone in this room uses the words
from time to time. Right, I see it adds more, Yeah,
it makes more colorful. Well, I like it. There are
reasons to swear more, all backed by science. Yes, it's

(56:56):
a sign of intelligence. Science tells us you all think
I'm stupid right here. They somehow found out that people
who swear a lot might be more honest, more intelligent.
It boosts your pain tolerance. It could be the sign
of creativity. Some experts think we've evolved to swear because
it's safer than the alternative. Wait, what's the alternative? Alternative? Killing?

(57:22):
In other words, throwing out explicitives is a better way
to vent than throwing punches. There you go. Oh, so,
if you need more excuses to swear, I've given you
some number one sign of intelligence. And study in twenty
fifteen found people who mix it up use a lot
of swear words. Different swear words tend to have better
language skills in general, so if you only use the
F word, you're not as brilliant as those who use

(57:44):
all the words. You know what, I'm sorry? Right? Yeah.
People who swear a lot have found to be more honest.
A study in twenty seventeen found links between honesty and
how much we swear. Are there People tend to see
you as more honest if you drop a few choice words,
sometimes because they feel you are more They are more comfortable, right,
because I prime myself in this, Oh my gosh, swearing

(58:07):
increase your pain tolerance. Well. Researchers had people dunk their
hand in ice cold water and keep it there. The
ones who swore were able to keep their hands in
longer than people who yelled things like shoot and darn.
Oh yeah, darn. Somebody they used the word darn. I'm like, no, no,

(58:29):
no, no no, uh wait what if they dad nam it?
My favorite is dan. That's a Texan word. Uh. And
as far as creativity goes Gandhi, swear words tend to
be handled by the right side of your brain, or
the creative side. Sometimes people who have a stroke on
that side stop swearing completely, even if they used to

(58:49):
swear a lot. Hey, so I want to ask you
a question about post um uh stroke mate. The problem
is is when you have a stroke and thing in
your life change because of that, you're not aware of
some of them. I'm assuming some parts of your brain disappeared,
so you don't even know how how you used to act. Right. So,

(59:12):
after my stroke, which was on the left side of
my brain, so it apparently didn't affect this boy, I
was letting the expletives fly. I'd be driving, Oh man,
I would just start firing off insults left and right.
I'd be calling people dirty s OBEs. I mean, just
at the drop of a hat, dirty old bees. I
mean it was just you know, I couldn't stop the swearing.

(59:32):
I love rager. There you go, see a stroke. It
changes your life, it does. And finally, I'm saying, throwing
explatives is better than the alternative throwing punches. A lot
of experts think we've evolved to swear because it's a
less risky way to vent in the old days, if if,
if you had, if you got mad at someone, you
can just beat the crap out of them. Yeah, I

(59:53):
mean you would walk through the streets like the Five Points,
the streets of New York City back in the eighteen hundreds,
there would be people just fighting all over the place.
They just roll around and beat the hell out of
each other. That's the way life was in the old days.
Now you just curse and move on. Didn't they take
revolvers and just shoot? Just shoot them cheese. In other words,
punching someone is dangerous, but swearing at them from across

(01:00:14):
the street a little less dangerous. But you still can
express those same emotions. And there you go. This is
a great list. It is so so curse people who
curse more. I know it may be offensive to you,
but yep, the quality people open your quality people. The
people we all want to hang out with. You open
your minds to those who curse. Let's go around the
room see what's on your minds today. Producer Sam has

(01:00:36):
rejoined us. Hello producer Sam, what'd you do since last
time we talked to you? I've really been playing with
my dog, Like that's ninety percent of my life these days. Wow,
it's nice working from home under those circumstances. Well, so
what's on your mind today? So my headline was ecro
and save a friendship? And I am very excited right
now because a couple of years ago, a decently close

(01:00:56):
friend of mine committed a friendship Oh no no, and
we had a problem and then she kind of just
kept ignoring it, and that made me more upset because
I'm the kind of person who's like, you have to
confront things, like when I mess up, I let you
know you have to do the same for me. And
we just kind of vanished, you know, our friendship disappeared.
She reached out to me last night out of nowhere

(01:01:16):
and said, Hey, I'm going to be back in town soon.
We'd love to reconnect if that's something you're comfortable with.
I know I have some things that I have to
say to you. And I am so elated to have
gotten that message, and so you know, no, we can
rekindle a friendship moving forward that you like. If listen,
if you've hurt someone out there, say something, it doesn't
matter how long it's been, they're gonna love to hear

(01:01:38):
from you. No one's gonna say I told you so.
It's it's not always easy, but it's such a big
deal and I'm just so excited to talk to her
again soon. There you go. See, See it changes your life. Yeah,
and the life, it changes life. Hey, gandhi, what's up
with you? So? I need everybody's help with something I've
showed you guys. I now posted it on Instagram. It's
in my story and it's a post. I walked outside

(01:01:59):
this morning. There was a lot of snow overnight, and
in that snow are some tracks that I cannot figure
out what the hell they are. Danielle doesn't know, Scary
doesn't know. I texted your husband, Elvis, the animal specialist.
He doesn't know. They're tiny. It looks like it almost
would be a baby foot, but there was no baby
walking through my driveway in the middle of the night.

(01:02:19):
And they're very small, It's smaller than the palm of
my hand. Cannot figure out what it is, and it's
making me insane. Cat I mean, well I was, I've been.
It's been making me nuts since this morning. So if
you can help me out at Baby Hot Sauces my Instagram,
I posted it there. I need to know what these
are because what if it's like a little bear? I mean,
am I in danger two footed bear? I don't know

(01:02:42):
if it's a tiny bear that means a mommy bears
close by? That's mind today. Well, I had this shirt
that I must have had since I moved into my
first apartment when I moved away from home. It is
a it is a ragged banana, a public sweater only
fits me. It's in dark blue, and I have three
sweaters now that I own that are the same color.

(01:03:06):
But yet it sits at the bottom of my drawer
and every time I look at it, and I, you know,
to want to throw throw it away, never or give
it or donate it or something. I mean, it's I
would just throw it away. It's tattered. I refuse to
do it. I can't do it. This a mental block.
I can't and I don't know why. And maybe it's
because I feel like this, I've had this and I'm
holding onto my past. It could be a symbolic of

(01:03:27):
something larger. So you want to you want to think
deep about this. I do the fact that you're clinging
onto this. This sweater, it's a it's a blue sweater.
It's nothing special. Republic, so Banana Republic, old school sweater.
Now here's here's what you do. It's gonna hurt for
a second. Cut it into pieces and clean the house
with it. Make a blanket out of it. You're gonna
make a blanket out of it? As a rag? Yeah,

(01:03:49):
I use it as rags. No, it's big enough for
a blanket. But it's well you're a big back. Then
maybe it is something psychological. I don't do it to
be like from the hoarding fact family. Yeah, but it's
just no loose sleepover. Hey Danielle, what's up with you today? Okay?
So I almost walked down here this morning with red

(01:04:09):
eyeliner on my eyes. Why Because I opened up my
lip liner and I put it on my eye and
I was like, why does that not look right? And
I looked in the there I'm like, oh my gosh,
this is the wrong pencil. This is for the lip,
not the eye. This is what when you get up
as early as we do and you can't see anything anymore,

(01:04:30):
you could tend to grab the wrong spot and put
it in the wrong places. Just saying. It happens with
a lot of things with me. So it's not so great.
You know, every morning I take two vitamins. I take
two vitamins in one prescription drug morning. Right, So this
morning I opened up one vitamin, opened the other vinament,
and then I opened up my moisturizing cream and I
start my finger in it, and I was like, that's

(01:04:54):
not right. The brains are many bad. Hey, what's up there, Froggy,
what's on your mind today? Well, you know, some things
are not what you think they are. So yesterday my
phone rings. It's a number I don't recognize, and I
answered it and it's like, Hi, this is missus Munroe.
I'm Caden's teacher at school. I'm like, oh crap, what
did he do now? She's like no, she said, I

(01:05:16):
wanted to call you and let you know that he
has been doing its assignments on time. He's actually ahead
of schedule, and he has an a in my class,
and I wanted to let you know. He's a pleasure
to have. I said, are you did you call the
right parent? Are we talking about the right kid? She's
like yes, She's like, he really is doing very well.
And I just wanted to reach out and let you know.
And I thought to myself when we hung up, a
teachers should do that more. They should call when the

(01:05:37):
kids are doing really good, because my first thought when
she said this is Caden's teacher is that he had
done something really stupid and come home, because you've had
those calls in the past. Oh tons, right, So I
was very very happy. Moral of the story, Caden's doing
really well. You should be very proud. Yeah, yes, and
cats people doing something right. And let let people who
need to know know. Hey, a lot of people are

(01:05:58):
texting in Gandhi. They think it was a rabbit bunny
that's hopping around your back. Oh oh yeah, maybe with
a big with big, big pause for feet. But there's
only two tracks. Don't rabbits have four feet? I don't
think they use their front ones as much, do they Anyway? Finally,
I need more music. Scary, Hello, straighten, it hasn't given.

(01:06:18):
That's what's up straight. You can do good deeds here
in snowy weather. Yesterday it's snowed in the afternoon, and
I said, I got to go brush off my car.
So I brushed off my car, and I looked across
the street. My neighbor's cart snow on it. So I'm like, hey,
why the hell not? I brushed off his. Sure enough,
I had just done the entire side of the street.
So I know a lot of people appreciated me. Even

(01:06:38):
though they're throwing crap in my dumpster, I did good
deeds for them. So I just wanted to you know, Okay,
so you just want to toot your own horn a
little bit, Well, I kind of wanted to see if
they had any trash waiting to be thrown away, so
that I could identify the culprits when there is extra

(01:06:59):
garbage in my donster. Nay, you did a great thing
for your neighbors. Yeah, there's nothing better than walking out
and seeing that you don't have two shovels. No your
frigging window anyway, So that was a lot of fun.
Now what do we do. We didn't read the Danielle
report now, but that's okay, we can wait. Well, Danielle
when you I mean, we can do it, but I'm
just wait it okay, But let me ask you a question.
When we when we skip your report, Yeah, I mean,

(01:07:21):
how does that make you feel about? I mean just
makes me feel that we got busy. I don't take
offense to it. I just think that, oh, we were
talking about something interesting or we ran late. You're saying
what you say is not interesting. We find it very well.
What I didn't say that, But I just I don't
I don't feel I don't take offense to it. I
just there's so much Sure, Well, next time I'll do it.
That's all all right? Into the three things we need

(01:07:42):
to know from Ganda. What's going on Gandhi? All right?
The Biden administration is considering mandatory COVID nineteen testing for
passengers on domestic flights now. The head of the CDC's
Division of Global Migration and Quarantine says conversations are underway.
Just yesterday, new rules went into effect requiring international will
travel to travelers to present a negative COVID test to

(01:08:03):
enter the US. This month has been the deadliest so
far in the United States from the coronavirus. Numbers from
Johns Hopkins University show nearly seventy eight thousand deaths from
COVID nineteen so far in January, and that does beat
the previous record that was set in December. So it's
been a rough winter. A new lineup of winter storms
now threatening to spread more misery across the nation today.
The storm that dumped historic amounts of snow from the

(01:08:25):
Northwest to the central US is now forecast to move
east and then head off shore, but something called an
atmospheric river storm is forecast to hit California with major downpours,
destructive flows of debris, and heavy snow. Travel conditions continue
to be treacherous across much of the country, so be
careful and double check on your flights if you are flying,
they may be canceled. And finally, if you've ever wondered

(01:08:46):
what the British think of us, we now have a
little bit of insight. A recent survey had British people
list the best and worst things America has given to
the world. Does anybody have guesses about the best? Yeah,
but I have to listen in front of me. Oh
curse you Eagles. No, but apparently people love that America
gave them Netflix, Disney, Coca Cola, McDonald's, Apple products, KFC,

(01:09:08):
Hollywood movies, and some celebrities. But the worst things that
America has given to the world. I feel like people
could definitely guess these ones. Kardashians. Yes, then you say,
the Kardashian family, too many guns, racial inequality, politicians in general,
Kanye West, and calling football soccer. They also don't like

(01:09:29):
that we deep fry everything. They think that's gross too.
Do you think my husband would say that I was
one of the good things that came out of America.
He's British. I don't think he think so. I will
tell you something interesting, So the Brits said, also on
the list of things that we gave the world that
they hate is our lack of stand on racial inequality.

(01:09:53):
But the Kardashians ranked higher than racism the list. Why.
I find that fascinating, very fascinating. Okay, the Kardashians also races,
but really the Kardashians. Yeah, all right, thank you, let's
take a break. We're back after this. I'm Sarah. Thank
you for listening to us, and I've been listening for
over twenty years. This is insane to me. The morning

(01:10:16):
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Oh hi, good morning everyone. Wow. You know what I

(01:10:38):
love with sound? Coming up with Garrett. One of his
pieces of sound is music, So we'll have a reason
to play one of our favorite songs, my favorite song ever,
the song that made me realize what music truly can be.
I can't believe you listen today. Oh yeah, wait till
you hear this. It's my favorite song of all time. Um,
what else you guys want to do? This? Break? What

(01:10:59):
are we doing? We gotta do sound. We got Danielle fa.
I mean, we'd been putting Daniella for hours. Daniel Danielle
is one of those jobs where she shows up in me.
Maybe she works, maybe she doesn't. It's a great and
you're you're you're just being here is the important part. Ah,
that's very sweet of you. Yeah. Um, all right, let's

(01:11:20):
start with sounding Garrett Garrett. Hello, friends, what do you
have today? All right? Before we get to the music,
let's find some viral clips that are going around right now.
So I found this on the internet. This is a
dog that sounds like a monster. That doesn't sound good.

(01:11:42):
That's a chrihuahua. By the way, that's a little chrihuahua
sounding very demented. Um. All right, So you gotta love
relationship goals. So this boyfriend decided to play a prank
on his girlfriend who went to a dermatology appointment. And
if you have an I watch, you know that there's
a walkie talkie request. So listen to what this boyfriend
did to his girlfriend. Haiti is in a dermatolic disappointment

(01:12:08):
right now. I'm gonna use Milwaukee talkie see if we
can catch her inopportune time. I'm literally in the dermatology.
Danielle is on the radio right now, really, really, really,

(01:12:36):
such a child. I know, you know when you froggy
in Danielle with those Frigginwaukee talkies on their their iPhone
watches watches, what else are you gonna use it for
important exclusive information to share? Really? Sound? What else you have?
Speaking of? Froggy? So if you missed yesterday. There was

(01:12:56):
a very cool moment. It's up on all our socials. Eleva.
You gave Froggy and his son Caden tickets to the
upcoming super Bowl, And here's just a small clip of
what that sounded like yesterday. Sorry, we had to wake
you up to give you the news. Sorry, I have
a pair of Yeah, so we had we called his
son Caden into the room and we woke him up

(01:13:18):
to bring him in. Yeah, he was fast asleep. Yeah,
that's the backster. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, we had to
wake you up to give you the news. Sorry, I
have a pair of tickets for you and your father
to go to the super Bowl. No way, yes, no way,
you're going to super Bowl. What? Oh my gosh. That's amazing.

(01:13:39):
They're making out. Go back to bed, all right, what
are you kidding me? I would not kid about this.
You have a pair of seats and they looked like
they're pretty good seats. You're you're going You're going to

(01:14:00):
the super Bowl in Tampa. Oh my god, Oh god, Elvis,
thank you Elvis. Oh my god. There you have it.
He's a super Bowl bound. Yes, all right, so els

(01:14:20):
you believe it? Yeah, no, you were you were you
were insane. You did use some foul language, which shows
that you're creative and just worthy. Yes, all right, so Elvis,
you mentioned this earlier before we started. I have some
isolated vocals I want to bring to you. Guys. We
do this from time to time where we find our
favorite artists and we just hear their vocal vocals, vocals

(01:14:40):
with no instruments behind them, and when they're recording a
song like Freddie Mercury's vocals for Bohemian Rhapsody, So no music,
just Freddie Mercury doing his thing. Slide escape from reality,
openI aura eyes. Look up to this, guys, and see

(01:15:08):
I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Any
wall wind blues doesn't really mutter to me. Wow, that's excellent.

(01:15:38):
I love when you pull those acapella tracks. You're a
good American, Garrett. Thank you very much. So this is
the song that made me realize how important music can be.
This song is so many different genres of music in
one song. The lyrics are from another planet. The sound
if you have, if you have your earbuds in or
your your headphones on, is unline like any other song

(01:16:00):
ever ever written. This is my favorite song of all
time is this? I love it? I love it. I
hope you're listening to that with like headphones on or in.
You know what I'm saying. It just sounds so good.

(01:16:20):
Thank you for bringing that to the your Sound segment today,
Garrett Love It. Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen, Hey, Danielle, you ready
to go? Sure? All right? Here comes Danielle, finally working
for her living. All right? Hey, So in thinks, Joey
Fatone said that Pink was not interested in dating him,
so they actually went out a few times as friends,

(01:16:44):
and then they actually went out once but nothing ever happened,
and they kept it in the friend zone. So he said,
it's cool, we're still friends and I like it that way,
no problem at all. And you know, I remember back
in the day, we went to like a basketball tournament
that justin Timberlake, a charity one had thrown, and I
remember it was just when Pink was coming onto the
scene and she was hanging out within sync. That's the

(01:17:05):
day that I stole Justin Timberlake's basketball shoe. That's a
different story. It sounds like such an acid trip of
a sentence. What really is I can tell you about
that later. Like, okay, it sounds like you pretty much did. Yeah, okay,
So guys, you want to know why we're not getting
any vaccines quick enough? It's because the Hollywood elite are
reportedly using their connections to jump a line for the

(01:17:28):
COVID vaccine. So that's true. Some have bribe doctors, some
have blown flown to other states where it's easier to
get the shot. Uh. And they said it's really like
the Hunger Games out there, that that's how intense it is. Wait,
what I didn't that was the Friday and slip bycine

(01:17:52):
bet that did happen? Well? My favorite is like the
celebrities who are getting busted for doing it are like, well,
I'm just trying to send an example from my followers
that they should get the vac Yeah exactly. No, No
you're not, you know I am. I wish I was
further up the list, but I'm totally fine though. Those
who deserve it first, go get it. Yes, I get it,
but get it done. Organized this thing, you know, they

(01:18:13):
call him vaccines vaccine chasers, where people will go to
vaccination sites Yeah right, and hope that there's leftovers because
sometimes there are Oh wow, they're like, oh, I've got
I've got an arm right here. So legendary football coach
John Madden believes that some of the people that play
his game Madden, should be hired for the NFL. He

(01:18:37):
did a little interview and he said, there are so
many good Madden players that we really should scout them
and we should really hire them for the MNFL because
they're so good at what they do and they could
really bring stuff to the game. So I thought that
was interesting because I know a lot of people who
play Madden really well. I'm BTS is celebrating winter releasing

(01:18:58):
a twenty twenty one Winter package promo for their fans.
They're on the snow Capped Mountains in South Korea, and
if you want to see that, I'm sure you can
google it, or if you're a fan of BTS, I'm
sure you've seen it already. Billie Eilish did a Vanity
Fair cover. You guys know that she did an interview
also a slow zoom interview for them, where they talked
about her driver's license and how she loves to drive fast,

(01:19:21):
and she says that driving fast gives her peace, just
brings peace to her, but you should be careful. Billie
Eilish with the driving fast. That's the mom and me
and here it comes. Lady Gaga and her boyfriend are
doing really well. He actually went to DC with her
for the inauguration. They're very happy. They have this old
school romance vibe and a lot of people are seeing it.

(01:19:42):
So that's pretty cool. Justin Bieber, you know that we
already have Holy, we already have Lonely from his album
coming up, it looks like he's working on something. He's
posting pictures of himself in the studio. He said he's
remixing stuff. He's posting pictures of him on the drums.
So it's exciting and we'll see what happens there. Rebecca
Black is dropping a new song on Friday. It's called Girlfriends,

(01:20:04):
So get ready for I don't know how you get
ready for it, but it's coming and the weekend. Just
put out a CD. Guys, remember those. He just put
out a Greatest Hit CD. He yes, it's for the
super Bowl. He's we're gonna listen to it. It's at Well,
you'll need a CD player, I guess, but he should
give those away too. It's anteen songs, and it's all

(01:20:27):
for leading up to the Super Bowl. Chip and Joanna
Games Are Games are making a comeback? Do you know
they've been off the air for three years? With the
new episodes um Fix Her Upper Welcome Home Friday on
Discovery Plus is when you can see that and The
Great Gatsby will become a TV series. It's in the work,
you guys, remember the movie from twenty thirteen with Leonardo DiCaprio,

(01:20:47):
You and I Love That Love I Love originally Scott Fitzgerald,
one of my favorite favorite stories of all time. So
we'll see what's gonna happen. But they do say that
it's going to have a lot more of the black
communities from nineteen twenties, so that's pretty cool, and I
think A and E Studios and other people are looking
at that as well. Tonight on television, You've got the Goldbergs,

(01:21:08):
The Price is Right at Night, The Mask Dancer, Chicago,
med Fire, NPD, Riverdale will be on In My House
and for a Gandhi Penguin bloom Over on Netflix. It's
a photographer and his family who find hope and love
in an injured magpie chick and that idential report of
it excellent, And don't forget. I'll be curled up with

(01:21:29):
a cup of tea and Victoria. Yes, that's just started
season two. Right, I'll be wearing my house coat, the
one that has the crumpled up cleanex in the pocket.
They all do, yeah, they all do, They all do.
All right, let's take out a break. We'll be back
after this in the morning show. Hey, so here it

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You'll see that little radio icon in the code you need.
The top secret code is Elvis. That's one eight hundred
flowers dot com. Click on the radio icon and enter Elvis. Hurry.
This offer expires Friday. He's wanted, and still to this
day you never got it. Can you think back? Yeah,

(01:23:19):
Froggy's wow, you're right in there. What is it? My
pearance would never buy me like the little car that
you would get in and drive around like a little
kid car, like the Cadillac Escalade or whatever car was
at the Escalade when you were a kid. No, I
think I wanted a little I wanted the little Porsche
Boxter kid car. Yeah, my parents would never buy it.
It's too expensive. And like now I look back, like

(01:23:40):
my parents weren't weren't rich, but we weren't poor. Like
they could have afforded that if they wanted to, but
they didn't. Why did they not give it to you
because they were cheap bestards? I don't know. Maybe maybe
it's expensive though, or maybe they thought there safety problem.
I remember my dad used to say, it's a lot
of money. We got to charge it all the time.
It stay he's plugged in, that's safety hazard. He was like,

(01:24:01):
all these rules, you just had excuses to not buying one.
I didn't like. What about you, straight and age? What
toy did you always want? Always wanted the same thing, Froggy.
I wanted the power wheels cheap, and I remember I
had an accident and had to go to the emergency
room and I kind of was playing up the fact
that I was injured. I was like, can you give
me the And I didn't get it. He spent more

(01:24:24):
hours in hospitals than anyone. Seriously, Gandhi, what toy did
you always want? And forever, forever, whatever reason, you never
got it? There were two one. I wanted that same
little car that Nayton Froggy wanted. I always wanted an
automated car that I could drive around in. I'm not
kidding you. My parents found one that someone had thrown
away because it didn't work anymore, and they hooked it

(01:24:44):
up to a bicycle and they were like, oh, your
sister can pull you around in the bicycle in that car.
It was garbage. That was one and then the other
one was any type of gaming console. I couldn't have Sega, Nintendo, Xbox, PlayStation, nothing.
Couldn't get any of those. My parents said, I would
turn into one of those people who just sat in
front of the TV and melted into the couch. Oh wow, Well,
now now that you're adults and you have jobs, you

(01:25:05):
can all afford it and buy these things. I don't
know if you can fit into those of the cards.
You know what about, Danielle, Was there a toy that
you always wanted and you maybe your friends had one. Well,
mine was something that I had and they took away
from me. So those kabangers back in the day that
they were like these two balls, yeah, and you bang
them together and they went over. Well, they gave them

(01:25:27):
to me, and then they took them away because people
were getting smacked in the face with them, all kinds
of stuff. I didn't smack anybody in the face, but
I think they were worried I might. So they got
taken away and I was upset. I was like, because
I really liked those, so you got it. Then they
took it away. That's worse, that's terrible. Yeah, scary. Did
you have one? Yes, the pogo ball. This was a
popular one. It looked like saturn. It was like an

(01:25:50):
orange ball where they could a yellow ring around it,
but you would stand on the two sides of the
yellow ring and have to jump up and down and balance.
The problem is kids were breaking their ankles. They were
falling off. Here, I'll show you a picture. See that. Yeah,
there it is. Remember my parents. I wanted it NonStop,
and it wasn't even very expensive. But my Pard's like, no,

(01:26:13):
you're gonna break your legs with that day. So yeah,
all right, I'll tell you. Now, I always wanted well,
I always I had the easy Bake oven, so I
was covered there, right. I always wanted the Barbie Malibu
House play set. Now hear me out, I'll show you
a picture here on the zoom room. It was so cool.

(01:26:33):
It was big. It's like big Malibu Barbie. She had
her own house. It was cool, all cool colors. She
could hang out with her her friend or other Barbie friends.
And there's Canon there. Of course, Cannon's in the kitchen.
He's he's making a keys. I'm sure I always wanted one.
Are you gonna buy one now? As an adult? But

(01:26:56):
I guess, you know, growing up in the Bible Belt
in Texas, I guess, well, I don't think we should
give our son a malibum Barbie. Playoffs all the reason
to get one now exactly, But I did. I did
have a Gi Joe or two. And my friend down
the street she had Barbies. We used to get them
together and we used to put them on top of
each other, and you know, we figure that, and you know,
Gijoe always had the scar. I was always kind of

(01:27:18):
turned on about that. But when I tried to put
Barbie's clothes on Gijoe so he could be drag Gijo,
they don't fit. There's just way too small. They're built
for a little petite Barbie. They don't fit Gi Joe.
So we couldn't have our our Gijo drag shows. I
think we should try to do all these things as adults.
We should, we should, we should get this together. Give

(01:27:38):
me a line too, Julie. Julie, just like everyone else,
you wanted one of those power wheels cars. I did.
I wanted one of those little cars. I never got
one as a kid, and I didn't want my kids
to have the same regret. So their cousins just outgrew
theirs and I nabbed it. They were going to sell
it on Facebook, and I was like, nope, you're not
getting fifty dollars for this. I'm taking it, and we

(01:28:00):
took it home with us and our kids. You know,
when we were kids, we really wanted these things that
it could have been money, it could have been safety,
and you know, they didn't want to spoil you with
too many toys, so for whatever reason, we didn't get it.
But now you're an adult, Julie, you have it. You
you don't even have to use it. You can have
it hidden somewhere and never see it for another ten years.

(01:28:21):
But you know, you finally got it right. There's something
there exactly. I love you guys. You know what I
wanted as jul I wanted something as an adult, but
was told I would kill myself. You know those roll
those sneakers that turn into rollers gates, you know. Oh yeah,
always wanted those. Thought they were so cool that I
was told you'll kill yourself. You're not getting them. Yeah,
so yeah, I don't see mom falling on our ass.

(01:28:44):
Look at all the people texting in. I always wanted
a snoopy snow cone machine, remember those? Oh? Yes? I
always wanted to sit and spin. Oh. I used to
have a send my friend Travis. Actually he crapped on
it by accident. We called it the other whatever and
spin and so we never we never wanted to use
it after that because all his diarrhea got down into

(01:29:05):
the c I have to go look this up. He
needs one. Yeah anyway, Lane Lane twenty four. Hey Katie, Hi,
you're looking for the Barbie Malibu dream House Malibu Barbie
dream House or the other? Is there another dream house? Um?

(01:29:25):
I'm not sure. I just always wanted a Barbie dream
home and I had all the little accessories, but I
never got a big house. So I always used to
like make my own house out of like little pieces
of things I had in my room. Nice. Well, I'm
looking online. It looks like the Malibu Barbie dream House

(01:29:46):
is different than the regular Barbie dream House. They could
be neighbors. Every one well could have a house in Malibu,
the other one up in like Pacific Palisades. I don't know,
La Mappy. So are they do they still make them?
I mean, did you ask? I think they do? Yeah,
they do they still? Because my niece has a Barbie house.
Oh yeah, I've been trying to. I've been looking them

(01:30:08):
up because I recently had a daughter, um this past year,
and I've been looking them up, being so excited to
get to finally buy girls stuff. And um, I realized
that they're very expensive. So that's probably why my parents
never bought one. So these going home Barbie. Wow, these

(01:30:30):
are expensive. They're like two hundred dollars. Yeah, wow, no way,
Barbie Dreamhouse like from Walmart Express or whatever Walmart dot com.
Two hundred and nine dollars. But it does an elevatorvator,
it does elevators or extra All right, Well, Katie, thank
you for listening to us, and we appreciate you being

(01:30:52):
there for us. Yes, awesome, I'm so excited to actually
get through. We're excited to have you here. And you
know what, one day, one day we'll be playing in
our Barbie dreamhouses together. I swear you take it easy.
Bye bye. Yeah, but the easy bake oven is still
my favorite of all time. Cooking brownie with a light
bulb is just it's a miracle, it is. We gotta

(01:31:16):
take a break. We're back after this morning shown show. Wow,
here it is still Wednesday to Thursday, while we weren't looking. Nope,
anyone have any plans this weekend? Anything fun? Anything interesting? Nothing? Actually, yeah, Froggy,

(01:31:45):
what are you doing this weekend? Actually this weekend, I'm
going to Zephyr Hills. It's a city in Florida where
the springs are for natural spring water and get the
water from the spring into the bottle and into consumers hands.
Oh that's cool to me into their water holes. I
cannot wait. I'm so excited because I'm like kind of
a nerd for stuff like that, so I think it's

(01:32:05):
so cool to see. I remember when that part of
Florida is beautiful where all the natural springs are crystal springs.
And then to see how they get the water and
they responsibly source it and they put it in the
bottles that are also made from plastic that's extremely recyclable.
And everything's just gonna show us how everything. At least
you have a fun activity. I have nothing. I'm alone
this weekend. I'm being I'm a bachelor. Yeah, all the loose.

(01:32:28):
Every time you ask this, I'm gonna go tear up
the town and go yeah, what's that? Gandhi? No when
you ask us like, hey, what are you guys doing?
I feel like such a bum for always saying nothing,
But that's always the answer. Nothing, Like there's a pandemic
going on? What are we gonna do? And I'm not
even allowed to go to my kids' soccer games, like
they have a no spectator rule, So my kids go

(01:32:50):
to their soccer games. I have to sit home and
watch it on Facebook Live because they won't let us
go to the games. So that's yeah, that's about it. Hey,
I do have an a possibility. Do you remember our
magician friend John Stessel. Oh yeah, yeah, he's actually doing
an online magic show this weekend and I was invited
to watch. That's cool. It's not tearing up to town

(01:33:11):
and I'll be in a room by myself drinking alone
but still fun. Yeah, no, no, and he's he's unbelievable.
It's great. Okay, maybe I'll go to a magic show
in my kids. Yeah, what's scary? So today is my
sister Jennifer's birthday, So happy birthday to my sister Jennifer's
scary birthday Jennifer Query. And in a week from today
is my birthday. So this weekend my parents want to

(01:33:33):
have me and my sister and my brother over. And
but the thing is, I'm, you know, detoxing right now.
So it's like, great, I'm gonna sit there and watch everybody.
No one wants you, No one wants you at a
birthday celebration. What he's doing because it's your Brodie's birthday
is one. Hey Brodie, what are you doing for your
birthday weekend? What exciting adventure are you going to? Uh?

(01:33:55):
To go on? Well, my family is taking out to dinner.
We're going out and going out first time since the
Oh here we go. Only we're hearing you two double Brody. Sorry,
Well okay that wasn't me, was it. Well it was
two of you now it's one, I mean it's two
of you. Yeah, So your family's taking you to dinner.
Go ahead, Yeah, we're going to dinner. It's the first

(01:34:15):
time we've gone out as a family since February of
last year. Maybe wow, wow, will it be awkward being
with him? Do you think it'll be awkward for them
to be with you? It's always but it's always awkward
for them to be with me. So yeah, uh no,
It's just we found a place that does really good,
really good job of outdoor seating with heating, and I'm
very excited about it. So, say, is my birthday worked out? Well?

(01:34:37):
So yeah, that's what we're doing excellent. Well, typically on birthdays,
Danielle brings in a cake and a card and you
know it's it's not happening for a while, but anyway, Yeah, well,
happy birthday, bro Hey, everyone's sending Brody a happy birthday
greeting of some sort. Yes, oh, get in there. And uh,
next weekend is scary. He'll sit home and do nothing,
nothing at all, nothing, absolutely nothing. I'm going to a

(01:35:00):
virtual magic show, which I'm excited. Oh hey, Brodie, can
you can you explain to our listeners what happened on
our fifteen minute morning show podcast yesterday because we've had
complaints and we've had lots of a lot of praise
as well. Well, you heard what just happened where Scary
didn't have something pressed right and you heard an echo.
So apparently Scotty B, who was on the podcast with

(01:35:21):
us yesterday, double audiodus, so everything was echoed and reverbed
like you're in a stadium, and it was an audio
train wreck. It was hilarious because we all laughed about it.
It was an audio train wreck that went They went
on for they went on for fifteen full minutes. It
was the most awful thing ever. Scotty B. Can you
did you get your stuff fixed today? I think so?

(01:35:44):
Oh God not sorry, Yeah, stopped putting the mic in
your mouth where you got that, so it sounds like
you fixed the problem. I think so. Yeah, you sound scarious.
Scary and I were on the You and I were
on last night about eight o'clock trying to figure it out. Oh,
it sounded awful. I can't believe we even put that

(01:36:05):
out as a podcast. But fun are you kiddome In
the background though it's not there, they're doing some work
downstairs and they're drilling. Okay, yeah, Brodie Elvis, I was
on the phone with Scary last night for about five minutes,
and then his other phone rang. I guess his house
phone rang. Wis the banging going on? Which bang? That's
not me. I'm gonna disconnect again. I'm sorry. Are they

(01:36:29):
building another floor to your house or what are they
doing it? There? Right now? We have no kitchen, so
you could see I'm sitting in our make shift at
kitchen in the office here. Oh that's what's going on? Okay, yeah,
And I have a whole other story. I could tell
you if you have a minute about this, but I
want to hear. But I want to hear the rest
of the Brodie story. You go first, Brody, go ahead,
so real quick. So I was on Scary's cell phone,

(01:36:49):
and I guess Scottie called his house phone, and I
could hear Scottie say to Scary, hey man, what's going on?
And Scary said to Scottie, oh man, nothing, what's up?
And Scotty's I want to test my equipment, and Scarce said, okay,
let's do it now, and he completely forgot that I
was on the other phone, and he just left you
there hanging. He left me on his cell phone equipment.

(01:37:11):
That's Scary on a cracker. He doesn't think of other people.
But no, he had to know you were there because
I heard dogs barking, and I know he didn't have dogs,
so he mustn't knew you were there. Okay, so what'd
you what? Share their story? We have to hurry. Oh
I'm sorry. So last night I had to go up
into the adda to get some air conditioning filters, and
as I was in there, the box of filters was
sitting on about three hundred old porn magazine. Oh you're
old playboys. I saw that it was more than Playboy.

(01:37:33):
There was tons of stuff there, and I said, Hustler everything, Hustler,
Fox lips the whole thing. So I had to I
had to get rid of them. They've been there, I've
been They've been following me around from house to house
since the nineties, and I'm like, what do I do?
So there was a dumpster in the driveway and there
still is. I don't want to talk too loud because
the guys can hear me, So I took three hundred
magazines and I buried them in the dumpster. So I

(01:37:55):
put them under all the sheet rock and all gets free.
You're paying for that dumpster don't worry about what you
put in there or take it. What's gonna take it
up to Nate's dump don't put Yeah, but they're gonna
put You'll put your Playboy magazines in Nate's dumpster. But
they're gonna dump it. And as they're dumping it, magazines
are gonna go flying everywhere, all over the landfill. They're
used to that. You remember the time that you were
with Great Tea in the Morning Show Van and you

(01:38:16):
were heading into the city at the Lincoln Tunnel and
there there was a mountain of porn in the middle
of the road and people were stopping him picking it up,
like gross. Well, it's hard to figure out how to
throw them away. It's like when I was getting rid
of all my VHS tapes. I put them in a
box at the curb and the box broke when the
garbage guys came and there were video tapes all over.
Oh my god. Yeah, this is my question though, of

(01:38:38):
all the people for Scottie to text, he texts me
with a picture and says, what's the best way to
get rid of these person that you think of? To
get rid of? He asked all of us. He asked
me too, like we're like the dirty scumbags on the show.
Heysh bag and throw them in. Let's take a break.
Care your phone tap is next. But we we're gonna
try to have a perfect fifteen minute morning show podcast.

(01:38:58):
We're gonna record that for you coming coming up now.
We'll be back after this. God, that's what our show
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