The Day We Sang Show Tunes

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
He's the host of the most listen to top forty
show in America. Let's make love. What are you the pianist?
That is the single most annoying sound on the planet.
We are imbeciles, mister ran in the Morning Show. In

(00:24):
the Morning Show, Well look at this. You guys keep
coming back from more torture every day. I don't know
every day. Seriously, I think like you would figure it out.
And he's like, stay home. Wait, you're home, home home anyway,
Here we are live from home. Good morning, Froggy, Good
morning all this. There's Danielle, there's Gandhi. Hello, producer Sam

(00:45):
rolled in the scar, there's Scottie b after control, and
there's a straight ate. Wait, who are you on the
phone with our first caller. We're trying to get him
set up. Okay, make sure they're they're nice. Anyway, Welcome
to the day. How was your Monday night? Was it good? Yeah?
It was good. It was a good Monday. It was

(01:07):
a good Monday. First Monday's go. But anyway, today's what
we'd like to call it, Tuesday. What do you want
to start to show it? Does anyone have a request? Yesh?
Scary and I were talking about that TikTok Jason Derulo song,
Love song Jason Derulo. No one has embraced TikTok more
than Jason Drulo. Take Dancing and I love that song.

(01:28):
Still waiting for him to come take me dancing. I'm
sure a long time back in the day, when we
actually were in the studio and we had guests, daniel
would embarrass us because every time Jason Drulo visited, she
would run up and sniff him because he always knows. So, Danielle,
please you know Jason Drules community. Can you like xnay
on the sniffing thing? No? Never, he expects it. Now

(01:52):
It's all good, Yeah, so weird. Anyway, Welcome to the day.
I hope you had a great Monday night. Actually watched
The Wall again last night. I'm giving it another chance.
I'm you know, I hated them for a while because
that's thought they were crushing people's dreams. But last night
was good. It was good. But you know is thinking

(02:13):
about the Wall today? Uh. Line nine is Matt our
first caller of the day, on his way to go
build an Army Reserve training center. He's a contractor. We
love you, Matt. Wow. Good morning guys, how are you.
We're doing well? So you actually you actually work on
some really fun projects. Tell everyone what you just finished
working on. I just finished working on the new theme

(02:36):
park in New York, Legoland Lego. I know, but is
that like you built it one little brick at a time.
I mean, how does that work? Well, it's it's gonna
look like we've built it one brick at a time.
But no, it was it. What a fantastic job. I mean,
how many people get to My actual building that I

(02:56):
did was a roller coaster, um roller coaster echo in
Now what a fantastic What a fantastic job. That's so awesome.
So where is Lego Land in New York? Lego Land
is in Goshen, New York. Oh my gosh, we have
a reason to go to Goshen. Yeah, we've got questions,
I do. Did you have any workman's complaims where somebody

(03:17):
stepped on a Lego and injured themselves? Yeah, usually that
happens at midnight. Okay, sorry, it's the most painful, painful
experience ever. Anyway, Look, you're the first call of the day, Matt.
I love that you worked on Lego Land. I can't
wait to go when I go there, I'm gonna tell
him I know you, so they let me in for free.

(03:37):
I can get you there, Elvis. I have to share
with you. My new job is eighty one miles from
my house, and one of the reasons I took the
job is because you guys keep me company in the morning.
I couldn't do a mite. Yeah, I couldn't do a
ninety minute drive unless I had you guys. Wait, love you, Matt.
You're fabulous. Well look, they're lucky to have you. They're

(03:57):
lucky to have you there, and I'm glad we can
be here for you every day. And I know that
we love having you listening to us every day. We're
gonna send you some Elvis Drain morning show scrubs. Okay, Oh,
thank you, and congratulations. Froggy. That would sound like you
had a great time with your son. We did. Thank
you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you. It's a
super Bowl. He's still high ki yes on the fourth
of July. All right, Matt, you have a safe day.

(04:20):
Have a safe day at work. Hold on one second. Okay,
thanks you. It was great talking to you, guys. You
know it's great talking to you. Hold on one second.
What a nice guy goodness in the show. Now that
was all we need to get it, you know what
I'm saying. All right, produce, you're Sam who you doing
your horse gipes with? I would like to do them
with Danielle this morning? Here we go. All right. It's
Michael B. Jordan, Toma Hittleston's and Joe Pesci's birthday today,

(04:41):
So happy birthday, Capricorn. Make a positive change for the better.
Your day is an eight Aquarius. An old passion project
could reignite your creative fire. Your day is an eight piss.
Do not be wary of exploring new ideas or possibilities.
Watch out for complacency. Your days of seven airy is
lead by example and not words alone. Your days of

(05:02):
nine to ours, do not be afraid to tackle a
difficult problem. You're ready and you're prepared to do anything.
Your day is a ten Gemini. Stop trying to outrun
your destiny. Your path has already been determined. Your days
of seven, Hey, Cancer, it's time to turn your ideas
into reality. Your day is a nine Leo. As the
saying goes, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Oh,

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your days and eight Virgo, a life changing event is
in the works. Prepare for anything. Your days of nine Libra,
It's time to face the truth and all the consequences
that might come with it. Your days and eight Scorpio,
free your mind, let go of any borders that you
may set in your way, and your day is a ten.
And finally, Sagittarius, things will work out for the best,

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but you must believe it to be. So your days
of nine and there's your Tuesday morning horoscopes. All right, wait,
what was my leo again? Oh, you don't want to know,
you don't want to know. The menacing today Leo was
as the saying goes, keep your friends close, but your
enemy's clue. Oh you know what they say. With friends
like you? Who needs Enemaska? Anyway, Thank you, producer Sam.

(06:08):
Would you have for dinner last night? Anything good? Oh? Yeah?
I made paroguis and then I saw Tad some onions,
so they felt like fresh progys but they an onion,
so good thagul Us. All right, thank you, thank you,
have a beautiful day. And by the way, I loved
our little chat yesterday. Oh my god, it was so
it was one of the nicest phone calls I've had
in a long time. Little chat with the one and

(06:29):
only producer Sam and I called Froggy. Froggy and I
spoke for an hour and fifteen minutes yesterday. Oh that's
so nice. It was such a nice phone call. It
was it was, well, here you go, never all cut up,
don't have to talk for another year. All right, let's
go Gandhi the three things we need to know? What's
going on? All right? Today is the day that Donald
Trump will face a historic second impeachment. That trial is

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set to start at one pm Eastern time. The single
House article of impeachment accuses the former president of inciting
the violent and deadly attack at the Capitol on January sixth.
If all goes as planned, of vote will be expected Monday.
In the meantime, the Justice Department is expected to ask
for the resignations of nearly all the US attorneys appointed
by Donald Trump. Only US attorneys in Delaware and Connecticut

(07:11):
will be asked to stay on board because they're working
on politically sensitive investigations right now. This move is routine
for any change in administration. Some good news, most of
the US is seeing a big decline in coronavirus hospitalizations.
The COVID Tracking Project says that hospitalizations have dropped by
ten percent or more in forty states. In fact, just

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over eighty thousand Americans were in the hospital because of
the virus as of yesterday. That represents a drop of
about twenty one thousand in just ten days. A little
more than sixteen thousand people were fighting the illness in
the ICU, and the US is still leading the world
with the death toll. That number has passed four hundred
and sixty five thousand. Yeah. As for vaccinations, more than
one hundred and thirty four million vaccines have been delivered

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to seventy three countries around the world. Of those, the
United States has gotten forty three point one million doses.
And finally, we know Froggy had a ball at the
Super Bowl, but we have no idea how many people
actually watched it for the first time in the game's history.
Ratings for the broadcast were delayed because of processing issues
with Nielsen's data. The numbers should be out this morning.

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Last year, the broadcast averaged nearly one hundred million viewers,
so we'll see how it did this year. And those
are your three things there You go. You guys ready
for your Tuesday? Yeah, yes, I'm not convinced. I think
we'll have a good time. Yeah all right, let's have
a tunesday. Come on, Hi, this is Katy Perry. I'm
Sean Mendez, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

(08:38):
In the Morning Show. Hey, it's scary Jones. State Farm
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You want to hear a song? You want to play
a game? What do you want to do today? Yes?

(09:00):
What do you want to do? I want to go
into the old school time machine later. Oh yeah, yes,
that's taken a little trip. Let's take a little trip.
We'll play some some old school time machine music. What
do you want to do today? Senior Executive producer, straight name.
I love your when you praise Jesus. I know it's
hard to do remotely from your basement, but that's one

(09:20):
of my favorite bits. I almost passed out the first
time you did. I was laughing. I know, but it's
never as funny. It's the first time you hear it.
I may, we may praise Jesus today. I don't know, Danielle.
I'd like to I'd like to order breakfast. What do
you want? What do you want? A plan? You know,
a tailor Ham with egg and cheese on a bagel
would be delicious. You know what you being in New Jersey.

(09:42):
The rest of the world has no idea what tailor
ham is? That? Pork pork pork rolling. I've never heard
of that yet. I moved to the East Coast. I'd
never heard of pork roll. We don't have it everywhere.
Oh no, what you typical of you New Yorkers. Now
I'm one of you. You think if it doesn't happen here,

(10:03):
it doesn't happen. Like goodness, I can't believe it. You
don't know what you've been missing. It's so good scary.
Is like the King of explaining something using the same
word that you're trying to get explained to you. So
I'm like, what does Taylor Ham? And he'd be like,
you know, Taylor Ham. It's like Taylor Ham, like pork roll,
like Taylor Hams The brand of pork roll and it's
in an orange box and it usually is just sold

(10:24):
around New Jersey or Pennsylvania exactly anywhere. But you you,
seriously you think it happens here. It happens everywhere. It
doesn't know New Yorkers. New Yorkers are so ego blasted,
you think that this is the only place in the
world that exists. I mean, we just want the nice
things for everyone. You know, we want to share. What

(10:46):
are you talking about? That's delicious? Some people are just
snack tailor ham on a sandwich and put a little
ketchup and that's all they have. Stop anyway. It's funny,
you know, depending on where you are from in this
country of ours, you have some regional food or whatever
that only you know about and you assume everyone knows

(11:07):
about it. Like, for instance, from Pennsylvania, scrapple Right, did
you have scrappleed an erie? That's a south eastern PA
sort of thing, not not northwestern PA. Where I'm right?
What is scrapple? Do I want to know? It's like
every part of the pig, you know, just play the
game with like little word tiles and stuff. When I

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moved from Philly to New York. I remember, Oh, it's
going from the big scrapple to the big Apple. I said, no,
I'm not, No, I'm not. And then you know, cheese
curds from from Wisconsin whatever, from Midwest, I know, but
we called it fried cheese. They called it cheese curds.
Like the word curred to me. It sounds I don't know,

(11:53):
it's a very close semblance of cheese turd. It's like,
if you're from South Florida, you have your cafcito right, Oh? Yeah, yeah,
what is that see exactly? You don't know? Sounds good?
Quan Yeah, a little eighty bitty coffee. If you drink
more than one, you're gonna be lit. Yeah, your nipples

(12:15):
fly off. Courtney Kardashian was obsessed with those for a while.
I watched her Chloe, and I watched her drive around
trying to get one thing. Was Chloe, that's why she
has no nipples? Yeah, you're totally right though. Well, these
people from the New York area, when you don't know something,
they always say, how do you not know that? Exactly?
Like cafito if you're in South Florida or something. So

(12:38):
I don't know what that is. Oh well, let me
explain it to you. But up here it's how do
you not know what is? It's to the point where like,
if I have to tell you what it is, then
I don't. You don't need to know, You don't need
to remember the first time we actually flew Scary out
of New York. He'd never been out of New York
City ever. You know, we flew him to um South

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Beach to Miami and he wore his hard souled shoes
on the sand. Yes, we really, Gandhi. We had a
pool party. Remember this, Danielle. We had a pool party.
He wore these hard souled shoes on the sand. I'm like,
what are you doing? Guy? His sketchers with squared toes.

(13:21):
The first time I ever met Scary. Yeah, We're all
standing there on our flip flops and a little sandals
and cowhere like, Scary, what are you doing? I want
to thank my Morning show family, especially El, because over
the years he has taught me how as a native
New Yorker, to open my mind and just say look
of remind me constantly New York is not the center
of the universe. It's not. It's a great place. We

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love New York. Don't get me wrong. It's my home now,
you know. But I remember we flew him to Iowa
for the first time for the Iowa Stay Fair. Oh
my god, it was like we flew him to another planet.
He was taking alien places. Oh I know, he's like
he couldn't. Okay, So we're at the fair and um,

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we go to the the livestock Barnes. Here's come scary.
Look at the balls on the pig. I don't know
pigs hot balls? Really goats humping and videoing the goats humping. Yes, yeah,
Oh my god. I was in the world on my own.

(14:23):
But I gotta say it's a wonderland out there. People
should get out and explore in America. Oh my gosh. Anyway,
I'm glad we got you out of New York and
now you love traveling. I mean, god, I can't wait
to travel again. No. Yeah, Line three is Maddie. Let's
talk to Maddie. Hey, Maddie, Hello, Hello, Now where are

(14:47):
you from? So? Originally I am from South Carolina? Okay, Um,
but I moved to Ohio when I was like seven.
So like when we you like down there, boiled peanuts
are like a big thing. Yeah, boiled peanuts absolutely, And
then you then up here and people were like, what

(15:08):
the heck are you eating? Well? Peanuts are delicious? They don't,
I know boiled peanuts where she's from. Those they're a thing.
You ever had those, Danielle, No, see by us. It's
the dirty peanuts you get outside Yankee Stadium. Like you know,
you make sure you buy like the roasted one, caramel
on them and all that good stuff. You know. When

(15:28):
Gaudy first moved to New York, uh, Maddie, she was like,
what are you eating well? Or are we eating that day?
You were like pastries. Yeah, when pastries come in and
you guys start naming them off, like the different Italian
cookies and all kinds of things. A lobster claw. I
had no idea what that was. Said, why are you

(15:48):
eating a lobster for dessert? I said, no, it's not
a real lobster. They called it a lobster tail. No idea.
When I Chirst moved to New York, they said, come on, Elvis,
have some sha lan. What's that? Yeah? Do you know
what that is? No? You know, what do you tell them?
What is? It's an Italian pastry. It looks like a

(16:09):
cream puff, but it's filled with either of this. This
fiodel has no cream in it. It's actually a lobster
tail without cream. Actually it's a creams lobsters a lobster
tail to explain something. And I don't even know what
a lobster tail is. So we have to go like pastry. Now,
what's what's that mountain of dough knots that's covered in honey?

(16:31):
It's called it's like stinky. Never heard of it, never
heard of it. It doesn't make Christmas time dot sprinkles.
And then when you pick one up, all the honey
is gooey and not not my favorite? All right, well made.
I happen to love boiled peanuts as well. And now

(16:52):
that you're really you liveing in Ohio? Now where are
you living? Um near like two hours away from colomb
It's fun like the order of Ohio and West Virginia. Okay,
so this is the point wherever you move from, you
got to bring your favorite stuff like boiled peanuts with
you and teach them. Teach them about boiled peanuts. You
can start a trend. Yeah. Not a lot of people

(17:13):
like the Trump because they're like, well, first of all,
they're in this nasty juice. They're slimy. Yeah, yeah, they
are all right. Thank you, Maddie, have a beautiful day.
Thanks for listening to us. Thanks I I love you
guys so much. We love you too. And it's it's
it's a pleasure to know that you're listening. Hold on,
hold on a second. Here comes Nate to flirt with you.
Taylor is online two. Oh my god, Taylor is your

(17:34):
last name? Ham My cousin comes to visit from Jersey
here in Virginia. And she also was like Danielle and
was like, there's not Taylor Ham everywhere. And I was like, no,
it's a New Jersey. I mean, I don't even think
you can get Taylor Ham in New York. It's really
really a Jersey thing, right, So um, Taylor, uh, like, okay,

(17:59):
you're in Virginia, you know, you said, yeah, we live.
We lived in Talma, Virginia, which was like thirty minutes
from Charles, Virginia. Right now, what do you have there
that we don't get here in New York. Well, I
don't know. We were thinking about anything regional specific, and
we live, you know, in the South, so we like
to have barbecue. But my husband is from North Carolina

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and anytime we get barbecue anywhere, he was like ready
to flip the table over lived because he's like, this
is not real barbecue exactly where we go. I'm the
same way. So I moved to New York from Risley,
from Dallas from Texas. So we have great barbecue there,
and we have great Mexican food, like tex mex right,

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and I couldn't find it anywhere here, and people say,
oh god, I went to this Mexican restaurant here in
New Jersey is great and I went there and ate it.
It was like vomit. I'm like, what, this is not
Mexican vomit on a plane. Yep. That's exactly how my
husband is. He's like, this is disgusting, get it out
of here. I'm with him. I'm with him, all right, Taylor. Look,
thanks for listening to us. Have a beautiful day to day. Okay,

(19:05):
stay safe, Thank you you too. And then you walk
around New York City back in the day, you get
the dirty water hot dogs right, Oh yeah, you wouldn't
dare eat those anywhere else. For some reason, I'm feel
very safe here. They're so good. And it's even better
when the guy who's handling them has dirty hands. Yeah,

(19:25):
that's that's where the dirty water comes from his hand.
I remember when a Gandhi first moved to New York.
She was like, I just want to I just want
to freaking chimmy chonga. Where do I find those? And
not chimmie chonga? You have no idea? I was texting
people about it. I think I even texted Scary like,
hey man, where can I get a chimmy chonga? And
all of the Mexican food around us is pretty authentic
Mexican food, so they don't sell a chimmy chonga, which

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is all I wanted. Found one. It's at a place
like twenty minutes from me. Called me once and she's like, hey,
where do I get hot beef around here? And I'm like, yeah,
hot beef beef. My boyfriend is from Chicago and they
have Italian chipped beef there, yes, So he wanted to
see if New York had anything similar. So we're on

(20:07):
a hunt looking for this. Couldn't find it anywhere. Scary
I think found one place called Hanks, so we ventured
into the city to find this is great Italian sandwiches.
Those are great. God, I missed the city, you know.
I may have to move back to the city soon.
I think I still have an apartment there somewhere. I
don't know. Chris is in Line four, brand new listener,
always listening to us an Erie? This is you know? Hey, Chris, yes,

(20:31):
so straight And Nate, our senior executive producer, is from Erie.
Used to work on the same station we're on right now,
right and right now back in the day. About that. Wow, yeah, yeah,
brand new listener. Just just came on the Star one
All four here local and yep, just listening this morning
and I heard an Erie pa reference and that he

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was from there, and I had to call in and
relate to the different food items he might know about. Okay,
so what are you eating? An erie that we've never
heard of here in New York for New Jersey. Um, well,
Straight Day hasn't heard of it either when we talked
as beginning to call, but ox Rose is fairly big here.
I have no clue what a roast ox Rose sandwiches?

(21:18):
What is that? It is? A I guess a distant
cousin of roast beef is the best way to describe
what it looks like and taste like. Okay, I don't
know what part of the ox that comes from. I
don't know. I don't know. We don't have rump ox.
Ros 're any weird, you know, to locate what what

(21:40):
part of the body is from. But I'm taste it's
it's a less salty, uh way more flavorful than roast beef.
And you put a horse you put horse radish on it.
Huh well it must be great if you have to
smother and exactly one of the strongest condiments just to

(22:02):
slather it in. You know, I love horse radish. All right?
You know what, Nate? When is this time you're in
your hometown of Erie A while? I mean, I thought
I thought Chris was going to talk about pepperoni balls,
which you know, oh yeah, well that's you guys were
talking earlier. That's just something I assumed was everywhere and uh,
my job them And now I travel more. And that's
a good point you bring up by look for pepperoni

(22:23):
balls in other areas and they don't have them, so
that is one something. And I was like, you don't
have what like I was in New York. Hold on second,
they're called pepperoni balls. You told us about these one day. Yeah,
they're great. They're doughballs with the pieces of pepperoni. I'm
so freaking hungry right now, all right now, it's a

(22:43):
very simple thing, but they're delicious. You called us up, Chris,
and you made his whole. Now we're just mad. We're
all angry that Listen, Chris, I'm glad you're listening to us.
Thank you, Thank you for giving us a chance. Tell
everyone an Erie that we're on. We're the new thing erie.
Yes we are. Yes. Yeah, go have some ox roast
today and have a great day. Yeah, all right, take

(23:05):
it easy. What's that, Gandhi, it's not even ox. I
looked it up because I wanted to see which part
of the ox it was. It says it's not ox.
It's actually just roast, beefed. That's that's sliced and brake,
braised in aju till it's fall a party. Okay, fall party,
fall party. Yeah you guys, you've had oxtail right? No?

(23:27):
Oh yeah, you cribbian Caribbean food. Yeah, I love Caribbean food.
Oxtail and like a stew. It's great. It has a
little a little bone in the middle. Yeah, you're not
ready for it. But it's actually not bad at all.
It's really good. I know. But when I eat oxtail,
I keep in mind that that tail hung over the anus. Great,

(23:49):
maybe clean extra flavor. You're gonna clean that thing? What's up? Scary?
I just realized that here we call the pepperoni ball stromboli. No, no,
that's differently. No, pepperoni ball is a ball stromboli is
like a folded pastry pizza. Thing could be related. Fail.

(24:15):
All right, we got to get into the feel good.
We just talked about regional foods. You don't no one
called from California. They'll make rice cakes out there. I'm
positive they're all skinny and healthy and in shape. It's gross,
I know, trust Californian. I need some like fish cruise. Yeah,
what's wrong with that? It just sounds too healthy. I

(24:37):
want something way, way more unhealthy than that, and you
can't find it in California. In California, everywhere you go
there's alfalfa sprouts, I know, perps on everything. Terrible. They're
also on a sandwich. You like sprouts on a sandwich? Yeah,
that's that crunchy texture. Right. So this story came from

(24:58):
TikTok and it had me tears. Over the weekend, two
healthcare workers, Jean Francis Bonnet and Sierra Nolan, were mountain
hiking in Dublin when they came across this sweet looking
and shivering golden retriever. So this dog was so cold
that she couldn't move, She could not even bark. She
just kind of watched them with those sad puppy dog

(25:19):
eyes as they dressed her up in the extra clothes
that they had and attached her to one of their
hiking backpacks. It took five hours for them to hike
back down the mountain with her, and then next day
they found her family. Apparently her family was hiking and
she took off after a deer. And that was two
full weeks ago. So it's a miracle she's still alive,

(25:40):
and Jean and Sierra no doubt our heroes for this dog.
If you want to see the video, it's so sweet,
it's going up on elvistrand dot com. And if you
have a story that deserves to be featured, email me
Sam at elvistrand dot com. Subject line feel goods excellent excellent,
We love you. Producer Sam come back later for around
the room. I'm want see it's on your mind. Okay, okay,
love you guys, all right, love you more. Danielle, what

(26:01):
do you have coming up? Well? Did you ever wonder
what the Duke of Hastings smells like? Yeah? He smells
like sets, he does. I always worry when I see
like old period pieces like that. I always think they
smelled so bad because you hear about the hygiene and
the lack of baths and then in the street you
know they stung. Yeah, back then, but this is now.

(26:23):
You know you know what term is sounding? Kind of
discussing old period piece said, what does that smell? Let's
take a break back after Dan in the Morning show.
All right, Look, you know what, it's difficult enough to

(26:44):
keep your relationship from exploding or imploding when it comes
to Valentine's Day. You better have the roses ordered and
on the way. That's what I say. I know Alex
is driving to work right now. You better go to
one eight hundred flowers dot com. Seriously, I need some roses.
I got a deal for you. Today's the last day
to get this deal. By the way, you go to
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(27:07):
you twenty four multi colored roses for thirty four ninety nine,
or as you will do, Alex, you will spend ten
dollars more and get twenty four red roses. I love
red roses, They're the classic. I love you roses. Twenty
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like I said Texas at fifty five um Danielle's first

(28:13):
report of the day on the way, I have to
tell you about a great experience that Alex and I
hade yesterday. We had to drive over to Hackettstown, New Jersey,
over Schoolies Mountain. We have ab out in the country.
You have things like that in your life, Well, how
do you get there? Will you go over Schoolies Mountain
and turn right and there you are at the Lows.
So we we had to go to Lows yesterday and

(28:34):
Alex says, let's have lunch in Hackettstown, New Jersey. I said, okay,
let's support a local restaurant. So right across the street
from Lows is a restaurant called Mama's. All right, it's
an Italian place. I looked it up online. In the
parking lot Mama's and Cafe Bachi. It said all together,
big restaurant. So so let's support local, and it says
here on the website, Alex, you'll come in as a

(28:56):
guest and you'll leave as family. And let's let's put
it to the test. We walked in and I haven't
been to a restaurant where they were this nice in
a long time. I mean the nicest people. Tom, the
guy who owns it, come on in. They were so
happy to see us. And look, you need to be

(29:16):
supporting your local restaurants. If you have a Mama's type
restaurant in your town, support them. Get in there. We
went in and the food started arriving. We were having
some chianti, you had some wine, had a great lunch.
It was just a great experience. So if you live
near Hackett's Town, New Jersey, you know about Mama's. You've
been there and they're the nicest, most warm, friendly people

(29:38):
and it was just a great experience. It was that
sounds wonderful. And to be able to support a local restaurant. Yeah, yeah.
They've been open for fifty years and of course they're
you know, I'm assuming that they're struggling like all restaurants, right,
But the thing about this restaurant is they're really really
dog friendly. They have a patio upfront so you can
bring your dog if you want, and they they're gluten

(30:01):
free friendly and whatever you want, however you want it cooked,
they'll do it for you. What scary? What my face
is all a glow because I'm Google I'm following along
online with the pictures you ate some amazing looking Italian
food and this place is so cute. What do you
mean pictures? We took pictures of our food. No, no, no,
every I don't know if you guys do this, but

(30:22):
every time you mentioned a place or anyone mentions, I
always go to Google Maps and I just type it
in and then it just comes up populated with with
a Google rating of the restaurant. This one gets a
four point seven. That's awesome. Is that good? Yeah, that's
great out of five, and then a ton of pictures
that listeners and people, I'm sorry, people of that restaurant
put up as well. I tell you. Yeah. From the

(30:42):
moment we walked in and they sat us, we felt
totally safe. I mean they had, you know, the fabric
bent down between the tables and everything. You felt totally
safe and cool. And seriously, find that local restaurant in
your town and support them. The people that work there
are so anxious to see you and and and interact

(31:03):
with you and and safely serve you a great meal.
Thank you mamas, thank you Tom. We had a great meal.
Oh oh yeah, this food looks good. Scary was right?
Oh they had Oh my gosh, they had these. They're
they're called pear in gorgonzola purses. It's a little with
pear in gorgonzola those before with cranberries and cream. Oh

(31:26):
my gosh. Oh I started, I started lactating my blouse.
My blouse. It sounds amazing. All right, So okay, that's done.
Let's get into the woman only caught that girl, get
it out. Oh my god, excuse me, okay, you're doing okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
By the way, and we went to Lows to buy
snow shovels totally out. Uh well really, m hmm, what

(31:50):
are you gonna do? Just live in the snow? Did you?
Wait minute? What didn't you have snow shovels already for
the past snow that we've had? No, I broke them broken?
Oh no? Oh well anyway, so Daniel, what are you
going on? All right? So the mansion that the Rose
family got kicked out of at the beginning of Ship's
Creek is for sale, and it could be yours if

(32:11):
you've got an extra fifteen million dollars laying around. Oh yeah,
it's in Canada. It's Cal's. It's got a really cool name.
But it's got twelve bedroom, sixteen bathrooms, a home theater,
a wine cellar, a billiard room, a fitnessh gym, indoor
and outdoor swimming pools, chandelier. But you can take you

(32:33):
can take those down. Really, no, never you have more.
So the ratings for Super Bowl fifty five have been delayed.
I know Gandhi was telling you that before, um, but
they are saying the early numbers show that the Super
Bowl attracted a better rating in Boston than in Tampa Bay,
which might signal that New England isn't over Tom Brady yet,

(32:54):
or they were tuning in hoping to watch him lose.
We're actually we're trying to figure that out. Combination. Yeah,
The Pink is officially on TikTok, guys, and it's Pink official,
So go check her out. Her first videos of her
daughter Willow singing. She's very talented. Have you ever wondered
what the Duke of hasting smells like? Ah? Wow? The

(33:17):
actress that played the Duchess of Hastings said that he
smells really, really nice. He never had bad breath, she said,
he doesn't smoke. And she said they both drink a
lot of coffee, so every now and then they both
smell like coffee, but not a big deal. And she said,
but he's got this. It's like he doesn't smell like anything,
but in a good way, you know what I mean.
So uh and by the way she was spotted, you're

(33:41):
not giving me an answer at all. What is he
smells really really nice. That's all you need to know.
He smells nice. Smelling nice is what the Duke of hastings. Anyway,
she was spotted with her hair, Um died back to
the way that it was for the show. So a
lot of people are thinking they're already filming season two,

(34:03):
which would be pretty cool. Excited. Um, the Alaskan Bush
People have lost their patriarch, Billy Brown. If you watched
The Alaskan Bush People, I know, I watched that. They
were on for twelve seasons on Discovery Bush Bush Alaskan
bush People. Um, so the dad has passed away. He
was sixty eight years old. He had a seizure. Um.
And if you know anything about the show, you know

(34:25):
he lived on the grid. That's just what he did.
And uh, yeah it was it was actually a really
great show. Um tonight Blackish MIXI Ish, This is us
season premiere of Basketball Wives and My Celebrity Dream Wedding
over on VH one. And that is my daniel report, Gandhi,
what game we're playing today? I think today, If you
guys are up for it, let's do some Broadway. Oh

(34:46):
my gosh, I've got rhythm. I'm ready. Yes, you can't play, though,
you should be the ringer. If somebody needs help, they
can come to. But you'll get all of these. That's
the only thing I've going from me on Broadway songs.
All right, so let's do a little Broadway a song game.
What do you want to call that, Danielle, name the
song and Broadway show? This is from Yeah, okay, okay,

(35:08):
that's a great name for a game. Asked for it
by name. All right, we'll do that on the way
now tomorrow we're bringing back Disney songs. Yes, yes, So
the last time we did the Disney song game, the contestant,
even though she was fabulous human being, she just didn't
get a lot of them. Correct, I've never seen a
Disney movie. Is she knew the movie, she didn't know

(35:31):
the song. So we have to bring it back. What
are we calling this Gandhi Tomorrow, We're calling it Disney Redemption.
Disney Redemption, that's the temporary name until Danielle comes up
with something better. That's tomorrow, Disney Redemption tomorrow. But Broadway tunes.
We're playing that in a few minutes. Hang on. Also
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Discover Something Brighter E the show. Wait a minute, I'm confused,
so straight name, Yes, Senior executive producer of Fine Yes.
When are we playing the Broadway show? Uh? Content? When

(36:34):
are we doing this? I think at this point we
have to wait until about eight o'clock. Wow, I need
Broadway songs now now now, then we should have asked
the contest in ten minutes. All right, all right, all right, fine,
I love Broadway shows, you know me. I know? Um
they say, you know, you could write your own Broadway musical.

(36:55):
Just use the term in springtime at the end of
any songs. Sentences like I love you in springtime kind
of works in springtime, Like every Broadway song has springtime
in the in the lyrics anyway. So I'm looking down
the Broadway songs you've chosen for this contest. There's some

(37:18):
good songs in here. You think that people will get it.
I tried to make it so that if you just
have a general knowledge of Broadway you can get it.
You don't have to go deep for this. Oh wow,
there's some old stuff in here. Yeah, there's some good
songs on here. I don't know, you know, if you
you really need to know your Broadway songs, there are
there are some songs are very very Nate will be

(37:39):
soliciting for two days. The first song I see is
number twelve on the list. I knew it my favorite song.
I'll go ahead and give it to you now, scary
play it here it is We're giving you a little

(38:10):
head start. That's number twelve, and the Broadway the Broadway
Song Contest. I'm so excited. Right, that's on the way.
We have a one thousand dollar lucktastic free money phone
tap on the way. Uh so what do we do now?
I don't know what to do. I thought we were
gonna do the contest. Now you want me to find
somebody I will, Oh boy, here we go. No, Rush,

(38:31):
don't call to do the Broadway Song contest if you
don't know your Broadway songs, because it'll just be a
it'll be a wreck for everyone. Yeah. Right, and then
we all yelled at because Nate picks a terrible contestant.
Ye I want I want to walk down Broadway. That's it. Yeah,
I want to blame. Just because you've walked on Broadway
doesn't mean you know your Broadway songs. I mean, this

(38:53):
is this is not for the faint of heart, this
is this is this is for pros man, Give me crap.
I mean, the screening process for content, instance, on real
game shows is much more rigid than me in a
phone for three Well, I'm gonna tell you a lot
of people are mad because they want us to do
a contest now, because they go to work and they
go in at eight, and you're doing you want to
have all the fun at eight? Yeah? I want to play.

(39:14):
I once let a broad have her way? Could I
play Nonza? I gotta get somebody who knows Broadway? Broadway?
Why are you getting old mad? I don't think we
have got a couple of minutes to screen people. I
don't know if they've seen Funny Girl out you know,
but met last time? You got us a Disney contestant

(39:34):
for a Disney contest who I think saw one Disney movie?
Do we have a Funny Girls song on the oh?
I think we do. Don't let it ran on. I'm
so excited. You just let Elvis play this game. You
know what? You give an old queen a Broadway song

(39:56):
and she's busy for hours. I think we change the rules.
You the Broadway and Elvis has a scene three tunes
from that Broadway show. I would leave you aumn Autumn.
I never would go, oh god, I didn't hit that note?

(40:18):
What's that one from? That's from Camelot? Hello show? These
are the legal laws? No, I wonder what the king
is doing tonight. Camel Camelot made I think when you
screen them you should just say okay. In five seconds,

(40:39):
name as many Broadway shows as you can't. And who
ever does that, okay, doesn't seem like you do that.
If Danielle can can screw up on what was that
game show you were on? Um the weakest drink and
somebody on the phone talking to Elvis pressure. You think
you know it, and then when you actually get there,
you don't. You're like what you pay? So when are

(41:00):
we going to play this game? People want to play
it now. We don't have time. We don't, by the way,
to find a really really strong Broadway person. I'm looking
over this boy. It's not this is not for the
mainstream Broadway person. But I don't know anything about Broadway
and I got all of these. That's how I picked these.
I see a song on here that no one's gonna get.

(41:21):
Which one number? Which number? Number? Thirteen? Um, anyway, we'll
do that coming out a challenge. So if you know
your Broadway songs, text Nate now fifty five one hundred.
But you get yet, please don't embarrass it. Yeah, okay.
I qualify me is that I didn't want to cross

(41:51):
from Disney into Broadway. There were too many. But there's
beauty of the there's a little mermaid. All right, let's
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. Okay,
and yeah, I'm looking down this list of Broadway songs.
I don't I don't know if anyone's going to get
all these. Okay, we need a great, great Broadway best

(42:12):
player ever. Yes, all right, Gandhi. What's going on? Today?
Is the day that Donald Trump will face a historic
second impeachment. The trial is set to start at one
pm Eastern time. The single House article of impeachment accuses
the former president of inciting the violent and deadly attack
at the Capitol on January sixth. If all goes as planned,
a vote is expected Monday. In the meantime, the Justice

(42:33):
Department is expected to ask for the resignations of nearly
all the US attorneys appointed by former President Trump. Only
US attorneys in Delaware and Connecticut will be asked to
stay on board because they're currently working on politically sensitive investigations,
and this move is routine for any change in administration.
Don't know if you guys saw this story coming out
of Florida, but it's pretty crazy. The FBI and Secret

(42:55):
Service are looking for whomever is behind in an attempt
to poison a water supply. Yesterday. I know it's real lazy.
Can you plain another hobby jackass? Yesterday, the Sheriff of
Panellis announced that someone hacked into the water treatment plant's
computer system last week and tried to drastically increase the
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(43:17):
water acidity, but it's also the main ingredient in liquid
drain cleaners, and a large amount of it would have
been really dangerous. The breach was noticed right away, it
was corrected. The public was never in danger, but they
are trying to track down how people hacked into the
system and did this. And finally, Claudia Conway will be
appearing on the upcoming season of American Idol. Who is that?

(43:38):
She is the sixteen year old daughter of Kelly Ann
Conway who has been in a lot of we'll say
controversial different topics this year. She's going to be featured
in the season premiere. It will be on Sunday on ABC.
So if you want to see Claudia Conway, you can
go do that. And those are three things. I have
no desire to see Claudia Conway. That's been a very

(43:58):
interesting story. I'm glad you gave us that story. So
now I know what. Don't watch it if you don't
want to see Claudia car There you go. Hey, So
a lot of people are texting in they want to
play this Broadway song contest game whatever it is, all right?
They all sound like in text for him anyway that
they know their stuff. You find someone straight and I'm

(44:19):
gonna go look here in a second. But I mean,
here's the thing. I mean, anybody can text whatever they want,
just like the interview. You could be an expert, says
I was a theater major in college. Well did you graduate?
Here's one from nine one seven. I'm a show queen.
I know, here's eighty seven. I know Sweeney Todd dear
edn Hansen. Sound of music, Oh, the sound of music.

(44:39):
Oh hey. I found out the other day that Christopher
Plummer didn't even sing Adelweiss in the original sound of Me.
Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, he didn't do it. Hey,
I'm looking at you guys in the zoom room. It's
all it's all yeah, you frozen. Oh my god, how
it's frozen on it? I know? And the way you

(45:00):
this is very sexually suggestive with your microphone. Take a
picture of it. I tried it, you and froze. Pretend wait,
pretend freezing again. Yeah, that's exactly how looks like I'm
doing a little uh, a little honk honk on my microphone.
Maybe all right, Yeah, you gotta be careful what faces

(45:21):
you make on Zoom room, because it may freeze and
you're stuck that way. My mom always said, don't make
that face. It's gonna stick that way. Yeah, she didn't
even know about zoom back then, ahead of the time.
All right, So a lot of people are texting, and
they really want to play this Broadway game. I don't
want to do it before eight. Let's do it earlier.
Let's as soon as we get out. Hey, hey, hey,
as soon as we only get away with a thousand

(45:43):
dollars for the free money phone tad, We'll roll right
into it. Okay, I just hurry up. I'm also I'm
getting hate text from my boyfriend who said, I told
you when you were working on this game, people don't
know Broadway. See. But but I think these people are
going to know these Broadway songs. I think will know them. Yeah. Anyway,
let's take a break. But wait a minute, I have

(46:04):
a question. Okay, so we're not wanted ya. What's her name? Daniel?
We're asking them to name the song and the Broadway show.
Maybe we should make it a little easier by only
having them do one of those things. No, okay, Daniel,

(46:26):
they named the song and the show. If they get both,
they get twenty dollars. If they only get one, they
get ten dollars. Okay, all right, is it okay to
take a break? We're really late now. We don't have to.
We don't have time to take a break. That makes
no sense time for a break, but we don't have
time when we come back to do the game time.
You know what all you do is bitch and moan

(46:49):
and fine. I can't control time. I don't have a
time machine. Who cares? It's a radio show man, it's
really who cares? It's really not that frog you've got turned.
That was such a dad thing you just said. I
can't control time. I don't have a time machine. It
is such a dad thing. But I am. He's really

(47:10):
mad because he leans back in his chair so like
forgets you all, and he just looks like over here,
what do I look like the you know, just say something, man,
say something and it kind of hit on it in
a second ago. This is a radio show. Yeah, it's
not that deep. We show up every day, we talk
about insignificant whatever, and we play games with Broadway songs

(47:34):
and then we go home. It's it's all we do.
What time are we supposed to go to break? Seven
minutes ago? Aute? Like don remember don not the only
game who let me take control of this? Oh that's

(47:58):
a good one named that dead actor Gondt You okay.
My favorite show with Don Knots was The Ghost and
Mister Chicken. Did you ever seen that? It's a great movie.
I don't even want to know what that's about. Man,
it's gonna threaten to pull this car over in a

(48:19):
second an any minute now. Don Knots plays a local
uh newspaper reporter and uh, there's a haunted house in town.
Uh and he spends the night in the house. Yeah,
and where's the chicken coming? His name's mister Chicken and
mister Chicken all right, I thought it was a real chicken.

(48:40):
Go look it up. Don Knots passed away in two
thousand and six. I miss him now was Jesse who
knew we gotta take a break. We'll be back after this. Sarah,
thank you for listening to us, and uh, I've been
listening for over twenty years. This is insane to me show.
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is actually our victim here and I am playing another
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(52:00):
and her kid decided while they were making snowman's together
to take the carrot and make it a penis instead
of the nose of the snowman. And I was very
upset about this because it's traumatized. My child didn't the
snow man SPI. So anyway, I'm traumatized. My son is.
And here's what happened. All right, see what happened. Here

(52:21):
we go, here's Daniel's phone. But snow Hi, Robin, ye,
this is Michelle Logan's mom. H Okay, your Logan was
at your house the other day. He had to play date.
Our husbands know each other. Oh yeah, they were outside
in the snow playing and making a snowman. Okay, okay.

(52:43):
Logan told me that Ryan took the carrot that was
supposed to be the snow man's nose and made it
a penis, and what the well, the problem is is
I don't raise my kids to do things like that.
They're eight years old. Yeah, they're eight years old. I
I don't talk to my son about sex eight years
old and and and private parts. I didn't know that

(53:04):
he was doing that like, no harm, no foul. I know,
I know you're saying no harm, no foul. But now
I have Logan going all around the house putting penises
on everything. Churie, George has never looked this way before.
My son did not teach your son he a penis
was and to make penises out of his Yes, he did, Yes,
he did. Because Logan did not do anything about anything
like this before your son came into the picture. He

(53:26):
didn't my son. Yeah, he put eight years old there too,
you know. Okay, now he's drawing pictures of private parts
and putting them on his door and everything. I'm like,
what are you doing? He's like, oh, I learned it
from Ryan. Do you want your son to grow up
and be totally stupid to the world, not to know
anything about anything. If you make it seem like a
big deal, then he's gonna think it's a big deal.

(53:47):
It's not. Just just let it go it was a
joke or eight. You need to put that kid on
lockdown before he like goes around the whole neighborhood and like,
I'm not my son locked out just because your son
is a psychopath and you want to blame it on.
My son's a psychopath. You my son taught my side
a bait. Now I don't think so your son's the problem. Ridiculous, Mike,
Oh my gosh, we're freaking out, lady right now in

(54:13):
the face. Hey, hey, all right, I got her on
the phone right now. Let's let's let's straighten this out.
Let's fix it and let's move on. Okay, Mike, Yeah,
tell her I called her a whore. Oh oh, come on,
there's no need for nan calling. What what hell was? Hello? Hello? Yeah?

(54:39):
Son't call me this to my husband? Do you understand?
Is your husband like six three? What's a t? Does
he work? Antila? What do you care? Because I know
because I because my husband knows him. But I think
i've seen him. He's really hot. What you said, your
husband's really hot? You got to back it up, bitch,
don't bring you a little son, don't ah. If hammer

(55:03):
here you mentioning my husband husband, my husband, I will
drive over to your house and punch you in a
dam Facey. Sorry, I'm shopping online. I'm not paying seriously,
are you? Look? When I was eighteen, I spent a
month in Julie. You know why because I ripped the
chicks hair out and I poked dry out. There you go.

(55:23):
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, now does it?
Can't dat, But I'm saying that I will drive over
there of my car, not on your door, or Mudie'll
kick you down, and it'll ever loving a lot of you. Man.
You talk a good game, bitch, I'll back it up.
Do you think your heart? I think I'm Danielle Monaro
from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. What you just

(55:48):
got phone tar? It's a joke. I'm not really Logan's mom.
Please tell me your joke. Okay, Oh my god. I
listen every single morning in the car. Thank you? What
a weird phone tap? Remembering that what's that one called?

(56:08):
Your son taught my son about penisessty the snowman carrot
and made it a you know, yeah, we heard it,
all right. Good job there, Danielle. You should be very
proud of yourself. Well that was your your one thousand
dollars lutastic free money phone tap. Let's go talk to
Katie Line eighteen. Katie, you want a thousand dollars? Oh yeah,

(56:37):
I know, pretty cool. Thousand dollars. That's a lot of money. Yeah,
Oh my goodness, I know you guys for the Broadway. Wow,
would you rather play the Broadway game because it's not
as much money? Well, my husband is much better a
Broadway than I am. But um I texted for him

(56:58):
because we just had twins and he's a stay at
home dad and he's amazing and he would be so
good at that game. But I am so glad I'm
talking to you guys right now. I listen to you
every day. Be sure to appreciate you listening to us
every day. You tell your husband you know what, we
will allow him to play, to him to call if
he can get in he can play. Thank you so much.

(57:19):
I think we already have a contestant tone. A lot
of people are coming out of the woodwork. They want
to play the Broadway song, a game whatever it's called.
And we're gonna get that in a second. But your
thousand dollars is on the way thanks to luck Tastic.
Make sure you download. It's gonna be your favorite new
app on your phone. You'll you'll delete all other Appstic
is the only one you need. Okay, thank you so much.
You're so welcome. Thanks for listening to us. Katie hold

(57:40):
on one second and tell your husband. We said, Hey,
hold on all right, I'm so excited. Yay, Hey, how
did you choose our contestant for this Broadway song? Chatted
with as several people and Will, based on his experience,
the number of shows he's seen, I feel like he's
going to be a very good contestant. I don't know.
I have a backup for you. I have a backup.

(58:01):
Who's just in a Texas is Nate. I know my
Broadway shows and show tunes from ethel Merman to Angela
Leendsbury to aDNA mandel Zell. My name is Christopher Freddo
and I could be your one singular sensation. I think
he might find a decent challenging Will because Will's first
show starred Carol Channing. Calling this game, Danielle, we are

(58:25):
calling it Name the Song and Broadway Show. This is
from Named the Song and Broadway Show. Oh my god,
you frozen again again? This is the best I got
it screenshot got it frozen? Frozen? That's a Broadway show.
Why is my zoom freezing? Oh my god? George Benson

(58:58):
talk to Will on Lune twenty four. Will works at
a college in upstate New York has seen hundreds of
Broadway shows. How many shows exactly have you seen? Will? Uh?
Somewhere between two fifty and three hundred between I'm Broadway
and their touring production. Wow, look at and will Will's
gonna do it. We'll see in all of these you're gonna,

(59:19):
You're gonna. I heard your Casson understudy for me, so
you know if we need him, we can call him. Right,
that's right, you have an understudy. So talk about your
Carol Channing experience. So I long story short, there is
a summer stock theater up here in upstate New York
called Park Playhouse. They did Hello Dolly one summer. My

(59:42):
grandmother took me to see it a dozen times, and
then that winter Carol Channing was doing the farewell tour
of Hello Dolly Uh. And it was here for one
night when when my mother was turning forty, and my
mom said, my grandma said, here's the deal. You either
go see Carol Channing or you go see my mother
through your fortieth. I skipped my mother's birthday and went
to see Carol Channing at the seven year old. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:00:06):
And it was very old school because Carol um my
grandmother wrote to Carol and actually came to us in
commission said, hey, staying your seats after the show, We'll
come and get you. So we went back stage after
the show and met Carol Channing and that's oh my god,
that's how it all started. You hung out with Royalty Love. Yeah. Yeah,
I think we have a good contestant here. So, so
you know the old school shows? Do you still go

(01:00:26):
see the news? Did you go see new shows too? Oh? Yeah, yes,
Actually I went and saw the prom and I couldn't
keep my family to go with me, and then my
brother in law wanted to go. I think he's listening
right now. So Austin wanted to go see it because
Elvis said we should go through the problem. I bet
we may have a song from the prom on this contest.

(01:00:47):
All right, So I think you have a great great
contestant here. Straight name, good for you? All right, Well
let's play it. It's now time to play name that
song and Broadway show. This is from Ask for It
My Name. So here we go. Scary. Okay. If if
you get the song correct, you get you get ten dollars.

(01:01:08):
If you get the show crrect, you get another ten dollars.
So you could win twenty dollars a song. Here we go,
here's Broadway song number one. He laughs. Okay, song name
show Please Bell singing to Find Gravity from what show? Wicked? Yeah,

(01:01:33):
that's what's the character's name? Yeah, all right, well you
got twenty dollars. I'm not gonna give you the character names.
All right, Okay, we're gonna start kind of easy. Here
here's song number two. See if you can figure this
one out, will because he can't to be from here?

(01:01:57):
There you go. I love here is that little laugh? Like? Yeah, right, guys,
I won't lie to you. I don't anymore. I work
in higher right now. But when I was younger, I
would perform. Uh And the first time I was in
a summer stock show. At our first preview the stage,
Act two came on. I opened by running to the
front of stage, and I literally ran and fell off

(01:02:19):
the front of the stage right on to the pavement.
And so that's what I'm afraid, Like, that's what's gonna happen. Like,
I'm gonna be cocky. I'm gonna get to like song four,
and then I'm gonna follow right off. So far, you've
got big money, you got you got two forty dollars.
All right, let's go with song number three. What is
this show from? What show is it from? I am
not away shot? Okay, I thought big money twenty dollars?

(01:02:47):
All right? I hear a song number four? I too,
it's music as then I from Fantom's Gonna see board
this guy? I love that song? Alright? Your song number five?
What is this one? Place? So cos? Alright? Well, the

(01:03:14):
song rant and what's the name of the song? Um,
seasons of love? Is that technically the song? The name
of the song, yeah, remembers? All right, so far you
got ten, twenty thirty. You got a lot of money here,
all right, let's give you a song number six. All

(01:03:36):
this is You're gonna love me from me girl, he
I'm telling you, I'm telling you from dreaming. I am
telling you. I am felling you. You got it, you
got it, We'll give it to you. So you got
twenty more dollars. All right, here's a classic. What's this song? Oh?

(01:04:01):
If I were if I were a rich man from
Fiddler on the Roof, can you tell me who I
performed that? Oh? In the original one? Um? Zero mastee?
Very good? I didn't I didn't only grow up with

(01:04:21):
with the theater. My nana, being a theater first grew
up with a very Jewish Jewish nanna. So like zero
Mastell was played a lot. My favorite song from Fiddler
is do you Love Me? Do I want twenty five years?
For twenty five years? I whatever's song number eight? What's

(01:04:45):
this problem? Tell me not to live? Just sitting? If
Song and Show don't randomize parade from Funny Girl? All right? Yeah?
Can I can I interject here? No? It's not as fun,

(01:05:08):
but he's so good. Honestly, this is where I thought
I was going to fall on the line because I
was just I just have no desire to see Funny Girl,
so I was just like, oh god, I'm not gonna
know it. This is where he falls off the stage.
No you didn't, you got wow, you got it? All right.
Here's song number nine. There you go. It's one of

(01:05:39):
my favorite songs Chicago. But man, is it he had
it coming? Yep, we'll take ten. Alright, it's called a
cell blocked tango Tango. All right, here is a song
number ten. You're doing really well? Well? Thank you? Why

(01:06:03):
Song and Show as dig evel Eye from the Book
of Mormon. You're making a clean sweep, alright, Foggy Foggy
who hates Broadway shows. You're sitting there like this little
boring moment. I cannot believe how good he is. I
gave the second to the song place he knows what
it is before they get three words out, and then

(01:06:24):
he laughs. I know, no, Well you know your stuff,
all right. Here's song number eleven, I Dream love but
never talk, all right, song and show I dreamed the
dream from they miss? Can I ask him some football trivia?

(01:06:50):
Can we talk to like super Bowl trivia or something?
So absolutely not, because that's where all my buddies are
just like, okay, we'll name one football player. And I'm like, uh,
all right, well you're you're on a roll here. Let's
go to song number twelve. Clank cling, clang the trolley

(01:07:14):
xing xing xing from them all right, and show the trolley.
Oh my god, my sister is dying listening to this
right now. It's the trolley song from me, Me and
Saint Louis. I have to tell you, you just you

(01:07:34):
just made a bigger fan out of my sister because
if Megan is listening, which I know she is because
she woke me up to play this. I was in me.
You see Louie a million years ago, that little sassy
girl still calls me and screams the Charlie song every
time to hear me. Clank clang with the trolley, and
I go clank clank clang, I'm hanging up. Oh well,

(01:07:54):
you and your sister. I can hear your stories about
your sister all day, but we're gonna move on. Here
we go, Well here, you're doing really well that we're
very proud of you. Here song number thirteen. When a
challenge lies ahead and you are worry give it some sad.
We actually took Gandi to see this show and it

(01:08:15):
first came on the Broadway. Song in It's Zaz from
the prom You got twenty more dollars. Froggy actually knew
that one. Give us some saw prom al right, here
son fourteen song and show when you know the notes,

(01:08:41):
sing you can sing most dad, alright, list an easy
one song and show don't worry me from the sound
of music. All right, Well, I got bad news. We
only have one more left. See if you can sw

(01:09:02):
oh boy, chuck for me to eat scow like can
sofvey warm fight swallman who lovely? Wouldn't be lovely? Song?
And show? Please? Wouldn't it be lovely? From my fairly

(01:09:25):
any things? A queen A queen sleep a clean sleep.
You just won three hundred dollars. Yeah, anyone has ever
won from one of these games. Good job will on board.
That was amazing. It was such a pleasure to have

(01:09:47):
you on here. So we'll happily send you your three
hundred dollars. You know what if you look at a
systems scary uh, I dreamed a dream from La Miz.
Don't we have a version from Darren Chris in there
that he did just us? Is it in there? Look
Darren Chris, hold, I dreamed a dream. I swear to
god it used to be in the system. What's that frog?

(01:10:09):
I would like to give Nate credit that he finally
got us a good conteston. Thank you. I've done it
many times and I will continue to do it, all right,
and I'm gonna play it this. I'm gonna play this
just for you will three hundred dollars on the way,
My good friend, Darren Chris, you just celebrated birthday of
the day. He's sang, I dream a dream and I'm

(01:10:31):
gonna play this just for you. This is for Will.
Thanks for playing. Thank you guys. Fine. Wow, Darren Chris,
I miss him. He's one of his friends who I
just lost touch with. Great, great song. I know I
missed Darren. That sounds awesome, though, I know, by the way,
I've never heard that version. That's a beautiful version of

(01:10:53):
that song. Actually, I actually have a stripped down version
of just him playing his guitar and singing it. And
he said to me a long time ago, uh yeah,
if you if you see Darren Chris, tell him we said, hey,
we played a song on the radio today. And by
the way, thank you for listening for the past fifteen minutes,
the gayest fifteen minutes in the history of radio. I

(01:11:15):
know I need to we need to butch up. What
can we talk do? Football trivia coming up? What can
I do? Frog? You play your fart sounds? Played? Fart sounds?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. IM saved a folder.
I have him saved in a folder. Hold on one second.
Let me go over to my fart folder. Fart folder. Yeah,
you got here, we go, come on, come on it up,

(01:11:39):
waiting there you go. Damn, damn, frog. All right, I
don't know what's less gay about that. I mean people

(01:12:00):
fart too, yes, we do, proudly. We don't call it farty.
We called it queafing, Like, oh my god, did somebody
quef By the way, you know, someone's about to Texas
and say I'm gonna talk to your manager. We got
more of those complaints yesterday, so said, yeah, Froggy got

(01:12:22):
someone on his uh he, I don't know what, tell
him what happens something. I posted a picture of an
airplane landing and it had the Chief's logo on it,
and it says the only touchdown the Chiefs had in
Tampa okay, because they didn't score a touchdown during the game.
This person's this person rise, You are classless. Why can't
you win with class? And I said it's funny. Yeah,

(01:12:44):
she said it's not funny. I'm calling your station manager
tomorrow to complain. Speak to your manager. Okay, Okay, I'm like,
I'm doing way worse crap than that. You should have
called him out. You know we're gonna do. I'm gonna
have let's do a segment called let me speak to
the manager. And if you want to complain about something,
you hear on the show, come to me and let's

(01:13:04):
let's let's talk it out. This is good. I can
we call every can every listener be either Karen or Carl?
Or what do you want the Sometimes you got to
speak to the manager. I will. I will be the
manager and we'll see what happens. But I love people
they go online They're like, I'm so offended. I'm going
to talk to your superior. Okay, okay, I don't think

(01:13:25):
we have one, but go find one. I wanted to
ask for who are you gonna call? Because sometimes I
have a problem. I would like to know who to call.
Think about anyone on our show right now, all of us.
Is anyone in this company more superior than us? I think? Really, well,
I really think. I don't think you can go any
higher than us. But you'll dake with power. I'm drunk
with power. Wants to call the manager right now? He's

(01:13:47):
got something. I know. We still haven't taken a break
from twenty minutes ago. Yeah, here's the thing. Okay, you
have a buzz kill. But here's the deal. If we
don't take a commercial now, the next hour is going
to be nothing. But okay, okay, okay, and I'd like
to complain to the manager because we skip the entertainment.
All right, we gotta tell you all right, right, light,

(01:14:08):
right right, Danielle's on the way, and we'll play take
a break. Here we go, Elvis in the Morning Show
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(01:14:29):
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most listen to, top forty show in America. Let's make love.
What do you? I'm the pianist that is the single
most annoying sound on the planet. We are imbeciles, Elvis

(01:14:55):
Duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show, Well
you know what I put it out there? I said,
come on, let's do a segment called let me speak
to the manager. Yep, I'm asking for complaints and no
one's complaining. Lady called up and she said, no, no,
I just want to give you a compliment. Love the show.
Where's that lady? From my Instagram yesterday in yeah, that

(01:15:16):
lady who told to frog you on his Instagram. I'm
going to talk to your manager. Okay, all right. You
know there is a big complaint by the way a
lot of people listen to us on demand, you know,
Elvius Train Morning Show on demand. We don't play music there.
And the reason why people don't like this, but it's true,
it's because of licensing. We would have to pay a

(01:15:36):
buttload of money if every time we played a song
on the of US trans show on demand channel. So
there you go. Oh I didn't know that. Oh wait,
I have someone named Karen who wants to speak to
the manager. Line two. Let's go talk to Karen. Hey, Karen,
how are you good morning? To let me speak to
the manager. This is Elvis Strand, the manager speaking yea manager,

(01:16:01):
Elvis Duran. I just can't say that I love your
show and your whole team. And when you first came
on in Vermont, I wasn't sure if I was going
to like it or not because I'd never had a
syndicated show to listen to in the morning, and I
didn't know how that was going to work without local
people telling me what was going on locally. But all

(01:16:23):
of you are so hilarious. You have such a great dynamic,
and you're non judgmental, and I just love everything I
would say. Prior to today, my only complaint would be
that I could never get through when I call and
I said a little prayer, and uh, here we are.

(01:16:44):
See the power of prayers. It's very real, but white Karen,
hold on and by the way, very sweet what you
just said. It warms our hearts. But there's got to
be a complaint. We need a complaint here, Come on something,
come on, by the way, we're dedicated. I didn't know what.
I don't know where we are. We're in Vermont. Did

(01:17:08):
you know we're on in Toronto? I did because I
listened to you. Yes I did. Did you know the
station in Toronto? I know we're on in Miami, We're
on in Des Moines. We're give me the list of stations. Wrong,
go oh I Petulania, but I don't know. Yeah, Richmond,

(01:17:30):
We're on everywhere. Well, look, I'm glad you're listening to us,
and uh, thanks for listening. I wish you had a complaint.
We're going to find a complaint. We'll get one on
for you soon, Karen On. I love you all so much.
So even though I can't stand Tom Brady, when I
heard Froggy's story about his son and everything, I was like,
all right, I've got a root for the Buccaneers now,
and I was thinking of Froggy and his son on Sunday.

(01:17:53):
Thank you very much. I appreciate that, and I hope
that you could find it in your heart to stop
hating Tom Brady as well. But you know what, I'm
not really a football person, but my twelve year old
like totally believes in the flat gate. So yeah, because
it's true, this is something year old believes in it too.
So thank you so much for listening to us. Have

(01:18:14):
a beautiful day, Karen. It's great hearing from you. Even
though we don't have a complaint, still have no complain.
I know what a bummer are we all in Palm Springs?
I think we're going on in Palm Springs? Did you
know that? Signed on? Oh that's why? Why is Nate
throwing a fit in there? Why? No, we haven't had
We haven't had response from them, so I don't think

(01:18:37):
we're on there yet. They're not answering the phone. No,
they're not. I prefer to talk about this off the air.
Why family, Oh god, we're all the air. We're never
a We're supposed to sign on, and I think there
was some technical issues, so I don't think we officially
signed on. Okay, Uh, mister manager, The question is I

(01:19:00):
Heart is a million dollar corporation. Why are you always
scrounging to put money in the free money photo? Yeah,
that's a good question. If you guys have no idea
that Elvis actually Venmo's Scottie be every day whatever we
give away, you know, from his own pocket. And a
friend Will who aced the Broadway Tunes contest won three
hundred dollars. Guess who pays that dead? Yeah, it's crazy.

(01:19:24):
Here's another another complaint to the manager. I have a complaint.
You don't have a fart and vomit talk. I'm a
nurse and I need more. Hey, I told you they
loved it all right. Uh now the complaints are coming out.
Turn out off started more. I was giving her what
she want? Sorry what scar? Oh, by the way, to
the listeners that are going on my Instagram and being

(01:19:46):
mean to this lady who says she's gonna call the manager,
please please don't be overly means just funny, mean, give
her a touch of mean funny. Let's go to the
line seventeen. Rachel. Yes, Rachel, let me speak to the manager.
That's the name of this segment. What can we do
for you? Well, I have a significant issue, okay, which
is that I think it is unconscionable that you are

(01:20:10):
employing an alleged serial killer. We do. We don't have proof,
but we are somewhat convinced that Nate has killed people. Yeah, no,
I haven't. I'm okay here. I've been listening since I
was thirteen and I am thirty something now, and this

(01:20:34):
has been going on for many, many years, and I
just have to say I find that deeply concerning. But
he could blame it on the alien probe, because, if
you remember, he thinks he was probe by aliens at
one point, So maybe the alien probe made him murder people. Yeah, sure,
I like a likely story, a likely story. All right, Rachel.

(01:20:57):
You know we're waiting for him to slip up, We're
waiting to catch him. We do think that straight Nate
is a serial killer. As soon as we find out more,
we'll let you know. I promise until I can't fire
him because I'll get sued, you know. Oh God, thank
you Rachel, thanks for listening to it. All right, let's see,
let me speak to the manager. I have a complaint.
You're not on serious like sim anymore. No, they pull

(01:21:18):
the plug on us. All right, Well there's that. You
can listen to us other ways on the iHeartRadio app. Okay,
let's see another complaint, mister manager. Every time there's a giveaway,
I can't get through, says Kelly. Yeah, I'm sorry, Kelly,
but that's you know what, that's how that contest thing works.
I don't know my complaint to the manager. Nate is

(01:21:41):
a Debbie downer. He's always negative. Oh see line six
is David. Welcome to uh let me speak to the manager.
It's Elvis Drain, your manager speaking. What can I do
for you? David? Good morning? How are you? We're doing well?
Thank you? What can we do for you? I'm the
manager today. Yeah. I called up out a year ago,

(01:22:03):
this year of my wiglong surgery, and I spoke to
you because I know you had a surgery and that
these I think I was offering a T shirt and
I never received him. In a year a year and
Scottie B hasn't sent you your T shirt. Scott, Well, okay,
what side do you Scotty? I don't know. I mean
probably large, but I mean I have but I never complain.

(01:22:26):
I love your show, but it just it wasn't It
wasn't me. I did. Listen. Hold on, I start sending
stuff out until the pandemic started. Nobody else was in
the building. Every time somebody wins something, I sent it
that day. All we have to do is send him
a shirt. We don't have any but we won a
shirt fair and square, and now we don't have any shirts.

(01:22:46):
We have the bootleg shirts from that lady. I'll send
him one of those. Those are cool. These are great.
You can't get them anywhere because their bootlegg David, hold
on a second, thanks for calling. Let me speak to
the manager. Lyne Tennis called Arley. Yes, Carly, welcome to
let me speak to the manager. I'm Elvis drand your
manager on duty. What can I do for you? Hi,
Elvis Drand I really need to speak to you. I

(01:23:09):
don't think you guys do enough segments about mannies anymore.
I used to always love listening to Danielle throwing up
every time you guys talked about Madie Ranielle. Danielle. Actually,
if she's just sit there and thinks about manna she
will she will start, she will throw up. It's the
strangest thing, Danielle, me personally a potato salad and a

(01:23:30):
double daggs and here, Danielle, as soon as she does.
That's not fake, that's very that's very real. Oh no,
you guys, this is not nice. Danielle. What if you

(01:23:53):
went to like a fast food restaurant and you got
like a coke and they have it to you. You
thought it was a milk shake and you went the
sky born the straw and it was mannaise? What about
mail left out in the sun? All right, there you go.
No reason to complain now, Carl, who just gave you
a segment, Thank you, thanks for let me speak. Please,

(01:24:18):
daniel What if you put mayonnaise in a pot and
you boiled it and bubbled? All right, we gotta move on.
Thanks for listening to let me speak to the manager.
We're gonna go around the room in a few minutes,
but not yet. Hi, producer Sam, welcome to our show.
Let's get into the complains. I know let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi. We'll

(01:24:39):
take a little break. We'll go around the room. Danielle,
you can like refresh whatever you need to do. All right, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? The US is actually marking
its deadliest week from avalanches and more than a century.
Not sure if you guys have been seeing all of
these happening all around the country, but the Colorado Avalanche
Information Center says that there were fourteen confirmed deaths between
February first and six. That's the most in a seven

(01:25:01):
day span since nineteen ten. Last week's fourteen deaths were
all across the country, from Utah to Montana, Colorado, California,
Alaska in New Hampshire at least twenty when people have
actually died in avalanches since the start of the season
in December. The FBI and Secret Service are still looking
for whoever is behind the attempt to poison a water
supply in Florida. Yesterday, the Sheriff's of the Sheriff of

(01:25:23):
Penella's County announced that somebody hacked into the water treatment
system and tried to drastically increase the sodium hydroxide levels.
Now sodium hydroxide is used to control water a city,
but it's also one of the main ingredients in liquid
drain cleaners, so it's very dangerous had that happened, but
the breach was noticed right away corrected and the public
was never in danger. And finally, we talked about this

(01:25:45):
a little while ago, but Claudia Conway, who was the
sixteen year old daughter of former Trump White House advisor
Kelly A. Conway, will be featured in the next season
of American Idol. She'll be on the premiere. Some people
are saying it's all a publicity stunt for the show,
but we'll see that's happening Sunday on ABC. And those
are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. Let's take a break.
We're back after this. We're waiting for you to join

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(01:26:29):
click the radio icon, enter the code Elvis. Oh my god,
did you guys are und of your frend? This is
Elvis Durrand in the Morning show. WHOA. We've got so
much to do. We're gonna go around the room. We're
gonna get some sound in here. Maybe we'll hop in
the old school time machine play some old music. We
got a lot of stuff to do. Danielle, did you
ever do a report last hour? No, I don't think so.

(01:26:50):
I don't know. I'm busy sending a nasty pictures to
Scottie b right now. I got, yes, good for you,
nasty pictures because he was squeezing mayonnaise into the camera
so that I could vomit. And I know his thing
is operations and people that have like bad things wrong
with their bodies. Scottie Bee does not like anything has

(01:27:11):
to do with with bones or blood. Sorry, I'm sending
pictures to him. All right, you guys, thank you. It
looks like we're having a very productive day. What are
we doing for What are we doing with our lives?
That's my question? This is what we're doing. This is
what we're doing with our lives. Let's go around the room.
Let's start everything around the room. We'll start with Froggy

(01:27:32):
and beautiful Jacksonville, Florida in his little studio with a
fake brick wall behind him. I set up the scene, Froggy,
what's on your mind today? All right? So, as you know,
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on the Super Bowl. I was
there to witness it. But when they started this playoff run,
I took out a shirt that I had from two
thousand and two when they won, had my son's footprints

(01:27:55):
on it because he was born a month later, and
it became a good luck charm. It's been laying on
the couch with the hat since the playoffs started. They won. Yesterday,
Lisa comes home from work. She takes it up and
goes to put it away. I'm like, no, no, no,
it gets to stay there another week. At least. We
have to enjoy this excitement because a shirt on account

(01:28:17):
right about right, it's done. But it worked. It worked.
We need to serve its purpose over but it worked.
We have to I need to revel and celebrate in it. Right,
but worked is past tense? It worked? But why does
it have to go away right now. There's plenty of
other craps sitting out around this house. As you guys know,
this is Chotchkey city. Why can't we have that sitting out?

(01:28:39):
Why do you need it sitting now? Shrink a trays
on every freaking counter. But I can't have my shirt.
Don't you do this? Why don't you frame it and
hang it on a wall? But I do room that
you don't use anymore? You guys get past, But whatever,
what about you scary? What's on your mind? Yesterday Gandhi

(01:28:59):
was telling us about how the silhouette challenge on TikTok,
where people go into the dark with the red light
behind them and take off their clothes on a stripper
pull whatever, m pep. The hackers got into it and
they're posting videos of the people without any you know,
without without the lights with the rights on. Right. Well,
let me add to that. Now. A lot of people
send screenshots of things of text messages and they block

(01:29:22):
out names they did scribble on it. There are programs
that I found that are out there that could erase
the scribble. So anything that you think is redacted in
your amateur way is not being redacted. It's so simple
to just like, you know, snap your fingers and be
like ah ha, so that too. They were talking about
they they'll block out the faces anymore. That's right, So

(01:29:42):
be careful. Don't put it out there, don't even send
it scary. I want to see you do the silhouette challenge?
Can you get? I was thinking about your head. I
have no apologize to my children because I scared the
crap out of them. The cat looked like there was
something haunted in a storage closet, so I said, oh,

(01:30:03):
I have to go in there and get some paper towels.
So the kids were like, okay, well, Mom, be careful
because the cat keeps me outing. I think there's something
going on. I went in to get the paper towels
and I waited a couple of seconds and I screamed
bloody murder, like somebody was killing me, and my little
guy ran up the stairs. Dad, all right, Mom, something happened. Yeah, guys,

(01:30:28):
I'm sorry, and Mommy loves you. I didn't need to
scare the crap out of you. When you were growing up,
didn't you always have that one friend who had the crazy? Mom?
Danielle is the crazy I am the crazy mom. It's
you today. Okay. I just found out something that has
blown my mind, and I think everyone needs snow. I'm
gonna try to be really careful with this. I told

(01:30:48):
you guys in the commercial break. I found out that
your dentist can tell if you've been up to naughty things.
If you've been as Daniell like to call it, lollipoppy,
and you've been having some fun with the lollipoppy and
you go to the dentist, your dentist knows that you
did that. I didn't believe it. I saw a video
that said there's a little mark in the top of

(01:31:10):
your mouth. Didn't believe it, asked my dentist friend. He said, absolutely,
a blood vessel burst in the top of your mouth
when something like that is going on. Yes, then you
go to the dentist and the dentist judges you for
being a hoe. That's what he told me. Oh no,
just because he said, he said, man, because of the
way the injury actually occurs, there's sometimes that I'm just like, huh,

(01:31:33):
what have you been doing? My mind is blown. I
can't believe this. So be careful if you're going to
the dentist. Don't get into any nonsense, bown. So I wonder, like,
what else can they tell us that they're not telling us?
Now I have all the questions like what is the guy? No, no, forget, forget, Hey,
producer Sam, what's on your mind today? Oh? Boys? So

(01:31:53):
I feel like I can mention this Elvis because you
mentioned it earlier. But you called me yesterday and it
was such a nut moment in my day. So I
want to encourage everyone to pick up the phone just
to tell somebody that you love them, Like that's a
part of so many of our conversations. But I don't
remember the last time it was the entire purpose of
the phone call. That was it, and it was Yeah,

(01:32:17):
I was in the memory lane yesterday. I'm like, I
need to call her and tell her how I feel
about her. I'm so lovely. I love and miss you
so much. And just to you know, hear you always
say Hi. I just want to let you know I
love you very much. I love you. I'll do it again.
Uh where straight? Nate Duncan showed up, and Nate has
got his fingers full of glaze and his mouth full

(01:32:38):
of this glaze. Hey, what's on your mind? I'm going
around the room. What are you eating? Don't can you
put in your mouth? Oh my god, it's like, is
he still on the no sugar thing? Yeah, he's fingering
them all to see what's inside of them. Stop fingering
the dough he got on finger You're the last person

(01:33:04):
to do what we're doing. We're doing around the room. Oh,
he's the producer. What are we doing here two hours ago?
All right, we'll come back to you later. We have
to get we'll have to get into sound. We're not
gonna have time for my old school time machine song,
so we gotta keep moving here sound with Garrett. You're next,

(01:33:27):
do you? All right? Let's start with the Bachelor from
last night. So, if you remember from Colton season, there
was Heather. She decided to show up on Matt season
last night and it got a little bit awkward when
Matt was on a date and this random woman shows
up from another season saying, Hey, can I talk to
you for a minute? I get to talk to your Brian.

(01:33:58):
So sorry, I just need a couple of minutes. I'll
be right back. I see. So what's the point. Just
the awkwardness of like a total stranger comes out of
the blue that isn't competing for him, going, Hey, I'm
gonna show up on the show and try to steal
this guy from all the women that have been competing

(01:34:19):
for about a month and a half now, so God,
but the awkward laugh alone, like are you right? All right?
I don't know if you guys saw this? From Fort Lauderdale,
a defendant was about to be convicted but decided to
shoot the shot with the judge to see if that
would help you. All right, I'm good, sir. How are you,

(01:34:40):
George who is so gorgeously the judge? You're gorgeous, Thank
thank you, mister Lewis. All right, mister Lewis, flattery will
get you everywhere, but maybe not here that effort right,
all right? So we all know Scary loves to tell
us about the doorbell camera you can get. Well, this

(01:35:01):
person got used their doorbell camera, maybe from Scary Jones,
to catch a porch pirate and then listen to the
porch pirate try to lie their way out of being caught.
I'm just I'm with ups. I'm with ups. I just
gonna go with your neighbors. We glow around every every
head place to make sure that's used you're not home,

(01:35:23):
We'll pick your neighbors or whatever. I'm an auditor for GPS.
Por to god even look it up. Look it up,
Michael Hanson, look it up. Now, he's going to hell too.
He has crack voice if because Michael Hanson doesn't sound
very generic as it is. We're all on a zoom

(01:35:48):
room right now, and I know many of us are
every single day. And if you're ever wondering if someone's
checking you out on zoom, here is a hack that
I saw on TikTok. So my roommate has a theory
for finding your crush. Shawn zoom. Go ahead. So you
know how if you're in public and you see someone yawn,
then you have to yawn. Well, I'm zoom. You can't
see if anyone's looking at you. I mean, they're just

(01:36:08):
all looking at screen. So if you yawn and then
someone else yawns, they were looking at you, it worked.
We've all done it. We can see what cute boys
are looking at us. It works. So give it a
try today when you're when you're talking everybody, Okay, I'm
gonna start yawning at cute boys. All right. So we
heard the story Cardi B is being accused of stealing

(01:36:30):
for her song Up, and so we have the song
that the two rappers from Jersey are saying are are theirs.
So they put out a song called Stuck back in
August of twenty twenty. And this is what it sounds like.
Dennis stop, Dennis stop Dennis, stuck up, Dennis stop Dennis.
All right, we got that. And this is what Cardi

(01:36:51):
B put out on Friday. This is Cardi B's up
this up, then stopped, then stopped, then stopped up, then
spun up Dennis stuff sort of sounds like that. Yeah. No, Also,
not a lot of lyrics to even try to have

(01:37:12):
a ceiling. I was gonna say, that is a lot
of lyrics right there. I mean, the timing is just weird.
But whatever, there you go. We are a good American. Garrett,
thanks for attorney in Cardi by witness protection from me.
Please what Nate, Well, we should we should break now
and then we can do Danielle in the song next.
Sure you will. You always say that, and they never happens.

(01:37:33):
If Elvis is on time, we have time around the
room where we're going to talk about Oh, I was
going to talk about how I'm excited to plan a vacation.
We're planning a vacation this week. Oh you are, yeah,
and you mentioned of a tropical location earlier today. All this,
I think we might go a tropical packets tacky, all right? No, no, yea.

(01:37:56):
More and more people are going online and pushing the button.
They are they heard reserving hotel rooms and buying airline
tickets and just hopes that we're gonna be free to fly.
I'm ready to get out of town too. Where are
you going? Well, that's what we're gonna decide this week.
And I thought a lot of people should start because
I think I see the light at the end of
the tunnel. It's getting closer. So I think I'm gonna

(01:38:18):
start planning some trips. Very exciting, all right. So Dan
Yelle is next, and maybe we'll hop into the old
school time machine next. We've got lots to do. We'll
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And in the morning show, Alli Danielle, let's get right

(01:40:05):
into your report because I want us to hop in
the old school time machine. You got time to go back, back,
way back. You're a first though. What's going on all right? Well,
today is the day that the National Transportation Safety Board
will formally announce the cause of the helicopter crash that
took Kobe Bryant's life. It will come at a virtual
board meeting that will be live stream to the public,
so we will see and hear all the details there.

(01:40:27):
Mary Wilson passed away. She's a founding member of the Supremes.
She was seventy six years old and she passed away
suddenly last night. And I'm sure more details we'll be
coming out today. Um, yesterday we talked about the TikToker
who put gorilla glue in her hair, right and she
couldn't get it out for over a month, and she

(01:40:47):
went and she went to the hospital and she tried
all these different things to get it out. Well, she's
now flying to Beverly Hills because there's a surgeon, the
air plastic surgeon that says he can get it out.
He says it is a two a three day procedure
to get it out of her hair. But he says
he can do it. It's like a twelve thousand dollar procedure,
but says that he's gonna do it for her for free.

(01:41:09):
So we'll see if it happens. Isn't that crazy? Son
says she may sue gorilla glue. I'm so upset with
her for that gorilla glue. You don't it's not for
your hair. It specifically says what not to use it on,
and she used it on that. That's not gonna. It's
not gonna. Yeah. So the Super Bowl halftime show, you know,
that does wonders for the performer. So the weekend saw

(01:41:30):
three hundred and eighty five percent rise in sales since Sunday,
So congratulations to him. Um. Jennifer Lawrence is back on
the set of her movie You Know I told you
yesterday that there was an eye injury because some glass exploded.
Thankfully she is okay, Nick Cannon, we'll be back for
wildon Out. Remember seven months ago he got fired for
some anti Semitic remarks, but he's apologized, he's done his research,

(01:41:53):
he's worked with a lot of people about this, and
they are having him back. And that is my Danielle report.
All right, let's hop in. Let's go, Hey time the
old school time machine. It's tablous. Halle back, halleback, Young Hello, hallebay,

(01:42:24):
halleback Young Hallo talks about the two way alert on
the on his next help what youre? Does this come out? Gee?
What here is this? Scary? Oh god, wow, you got
me on this one. This is early two thousands. I think. Wow.
There you go, old school time machine going back, Young.

(01:42:44):
We gotta take a break. We'll be back right for
this story. I'm stupid in the Morning show. Yeah, this
is what's up? I love your word show Historian in
the Morning Show. You know, Gandie, I've been looking more
into this. Uh this where are you caught? You told
us about the dentist and how they can tell you've
been doing naughty things. So let me get this straight.

(01:43:07):
So when your dentist is all up and in your mouth,
they're learning way more about you than just your flossing habits. Yes,
very much. Dentists can tell if you've been performing a
certain mouth based act on a gentleman or multiple gentleman. Yes,
there's a specific spot in your mouth. And this sounds

(01:43:28):
like a myth, but it's true. What Gandhi was telling
us is true. Someone on TikTok posted this video about
a week ago. It says, quote just found out the
dentists can find out whether someone has given use the
brain emoji or not. It's true. Some dentists and hygienists
have posted responses saying, yes they know when you've been

(01:43:50):
doing that fairly regularly. There's some bruising on the soft
palette in the roof of your mouth. It is harmful,
but it's a giveaway. Yes, And they say most dentists
will keep your sacred, your secret safe with them. However,
if they suspect abuse, that's a situation where they will
get involved on oh wow, yeah, but yeah, so just

(01:44:13):
understand they know if you've been going to town right,
And then it makes me wonder what Scotti bes dentist
might think because he does weird things with his banana,
but he's not actually, you know, doing the thing. So
I'm like, oh, I bet Scotty Bee goes to the
dentist and the dentist is like, huh skis Yeah, hey, Scottie,
what your Your dentist thinks that you're hunk and a bobo?

(01:44:35):
If you know what I'm saying, I'll ask her next
time I'm there. Okay, Oh my gosh, I'm so intrigued
with this story. I never knew what's scary, So I
just want to know, how do they know that you
didn't burn the roof of your mouth on pizza or
something like? There's a distinct something. They must be an
abrasion or something. So according to my dentist friend, who

(01:44:57):
I've been asking all of these questions too, he says,
it's a particular spot on the soft palette of your mouth.
It's not a burn, it's a burst blood vessel. So
it's really gets up there too. Or yeah, but that
would be like a scrape, like your mouth is torn.
This is just a burst blood vessel. I did ask
him how to be sure that it wasn't from aggressive eating?
And I'm waiting for my answer. But his initial response

(01:45:19):
was aggressive eating what now? But it's like overly repeated
blunt trauma, Like does that area eventually just that blood
vessel doesn't grow back and it's just gone. I mean,
how does that work? Is it like a callous show
if he plays the guitar? I don't know, I just fly.

(01:45:42):
This story is intriguing, so why at least we haven't
ever known that switching gears. Today's National Pizza Day. Yeah,
now I know what's for dinner. Absolutely so excited. It's
been Crust is our favorite type? They say, Yes, only
three percent of us never eat pizza. That means ninety

(01:46:02):
seven percent of us love our pizza. Thin crust now
our favorite type, followed by regular and then deep dish.
My favorite toppings of course pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms. And
the toppings we hate the most our anchovies, eggplant and artichokes.
Now can they dentists find out if you had a
deep dish pizza looks like you've been eating some anchovies

(01:46:24):
deep dish, so the like I said, the most popular
pizza toppings are pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and extra cheese, onions, peppers, bacon, olives,
ham and tomatoes. What about Hawaiian? Where's my pineapple and ham?
In the trash where it belongs? Sorry? Sorry, I didn't

(01:46:45):
know that came out in my head? Are making noise? Anyway?
I had a fight with Froggy's dad once about pizza
because we went out and I wanted to have eggplant
on my pizza, and Froggy's dad was like, are you crazy,
little lighty dog playing on your paints? So funny? Wed, Well,
it is national today. Enjoy with your favorite pizza. All right, done,

(01:47:10):
I let's get into the three things we need to
know from Gandhi. Then we had your phone tap on
the way, which is a very interesting topic in Daniel's
phone tap, where did you hear this? But you're a
first Gandhi, go what's going on? Most of the US
is seeing a big decline in coronavirus hospitalizations the COVID
tracking projects as hospitalizations have actually dropped by ten percent
or more in forty states. Just over eighty thousand Americans

(01:47:33):
were in the hospital because of the virus as of yesterday,
but that represents a drop of about twenty one thousand
in just ten days, so that's good news. A little
more than sixteen thousand people are still being treated in ICUs. However,
this does not mean we are ready to get back
to normal. The death rate continues to climb. It just
passed four hundred and sixty five thousand, So continue to
follow the CDC guidelines. The second Senate impeachment trial of

(01:47:56):
Donald Trump begins today. The single House article of impeachment
accused the former president of inciting the deadly mob attack
at the US capital on January sixth. Trump spoke at
a huge ralley near the White House before the assault
on the capitol. Trump's attorneys will argue it's unconstitutional to
try the former president since he is no longer in office.
A conviction would require sixty seven votes in the one
hundred member Senate. And finally, wallet Hub's list of most

(01:48:20):
and least healthy cities in the US is here. The
company took a look at more than one hundred and
eighty of the most populated US cities across forty and
looked across forty four key indicators of good health, and
those things include healthcare, cost of a doctor's visit, fruit
and vegetable consumption, fitness and green space, and for this year,
they also factored in the number of COVID cases, coming
in at number one. Again. San Francisco is the healthiest

(01:48:42):
city in the US, and sadly, Brownsville, Texas is the
least healthy city in the US. To break your phone,
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All right, we survived a Tuesday. Tomorrow is a Wednesday.
I do believe Sabrina Carpenter is a reschedule for tomorrow?
Is that right? Straight name? That's correct? Elvis and we're playing, Oh,

(01:49:26):
we're gonna bring back to Disney game tomorrow, right, Yes,
finally we need some redemption because Nate did a terrible
job picking a contestant. Yes, tomorrow, Dan, what are we
watching the TV tonight? Oh? Blackage is on? This is
us the season for me? Your basketball wise and my
celebrity dream wedding over on VH one Am I the

(01:49:46):
only one eating pizza here on National Pizza Day? No,
no way, definitely gonna have pizza. I'm already even thinking
which one I'm ordering tonight. I'm so excited. She's gonna
get the weird Hawaiian. No, I'm going to do a
vodka pie tonight. Of vodka pie. Yeah, okay, sounds great.
We gotta get out of here, have a beautiful day
until tomorrow. Say peace out, everybody. Everybody,

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