The Day We Squatted

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, Hello, lady, Hello lady, Hello, Hello. I love coming
to work. Right, I can focus for one frigging minute. Duran.
Duran is the go to radio host. We're Dan in
the morning show. Welcome to the day. It is August first?
Oh my is it? Yes? It's August one? Yet it's

(00:24):
August one? Did you sleep through July? I think I
did well. Welcome to the Day, August first, twenty nineteen.
Damn it. The other day I had I had to
write something down on a whatever and they're asking me
the year, and I'm just wait, is it twenty twenty? Yet?
I had to sit there and think about it for
a minute, like, what year is this close? This is

(00:44):
what happens anyway, don't ask why, it just does. Our
first caller of the day calling in from Philly. It's Inga, Hi, Inga.
Why are you up so early? Hi guys, good morning
morning show. I'm actually up early because my hours just
seeing I work at a hospital pharmacy, and the only
good thing about this hour change is I get to
listen to you guys live early from the beginning and

(01:06):
get to do the first caller of the day. You sound.
I love you guys so much. The time does the
pharmacy open though, it's actually twenty four seven, so I'm
actually the am shift, thank god, not working overnight. So well,
I'm glad we're here with you. I'm glad you're listening.
I'm glad you like your new hours. It sounds like
you're adjusting. Fine. Yeah, so yes, you guys just got

(01:27):
me so excited. I love you guys so much. I
listened to you guys on the reecly channel all the time,
all the time. Well, then, ing of the least we
can do is send you a cheap shirt. Here it
comes shirt, it's on the way. You're the first caller today.
You good going inga thank you? Thank you? Hold on
one second, okay, all right, let's get rowing. All right,
any guest today, thank you. Pizza. Pizza is our guests pizza.

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All right, there you go, Danielle, what's on your mind
before the show gets started? No, I don't know when
you're supposed to give your uber driver a bad rating.
So I'm heading the Florida today, So I took an
uber in. He asks me. In the middle of the trip, Hey,
I need to stop and get air from my tire. Okay,
So that's fine, but he made me late for what
I needed to be here for. And so I'm like, oh,

(02:12):
he was nice, but like he couldn't have put air
in the tires before. But if I had said no,
I wouldn't have gotten here. So now I'm kind of
in the middle world. I know, well, I know it's
an uber ride. Are you going to give him five
stars today? I think? So, what do I give four?
I'm afraid to give four stars because then they'll come
back and give me three stars and it becomes like
a pushing shot thing. Well, you got to let them
rate you first, and then you rate them. Oh that's
a good idea. That's a good idea. Let him rite. Yeah, okay,

(02:34):
that's yeah. Well I'm glad he has airon the tire.
Me too, you know. Okay, let me ask you this.
If you were flying from here to Florida and they said,
you know what, we need them land real quick to
put a screw in some box on the engine, would
you be okay with that? No, I get off the
plane when we landed, a yeah, Hey, what's up, Froggy.
You know, Elvis, I am so super nervous today. So

(02:57):
today I'm getting a chance to play golf with country
superstar Luke Brian. Wow. And I am so super excited
but yet nervous at the same time. I hear he's
a really nice guy, super cool, but I am so
so nervous. Don't be No, yeah, I bet you're gonna
mess up everything. Well, well, you know exact an interesting point, Gandhi.

(03:17):
My question is are you going to let him win?
Of course I'll let him when he's Luke Brian. No, no, no, no,
see I think yeah no, I think you should get
out there and do everything you can't to beat him. No, yeah, yes, no,
I just let him. I want to have fun. It's me,
Luke Brian and Cole Swindell and one of the other
guys we work with. It is really going to be

(03:38):
a fun time. Come asked him about swimming with the pigs.
He just did that in the Bahamas with his I
absolutely will and them. We're going to the concert tonight. Wow.
He Danielle, what's up with you? I mean, Gandhi? Up,
I have a beef with Uber too. I was complaining
about this the other day. So you and I went
out to lunch. I left at about three thirty, went home.
I live about a mile and a half from here.

(03:58):
My uber ride was somehow one hundred and fifteen dollars?
Why why? Yes? So I wrote to them and I
was like, this is absolutely absurd. There's no way this
could have happened. It's not like I threw up in
their car. Did anything weird? Are you sure? One hundred percent?
I was on the phone the whole time and it
was one hundred and fifteen dollars. I wrote to them.
They haven't fixed it yet, but it is driving me insane.

(04:19):
And for some reason, the address where I went is
not the address that shows up in the app. So
something is a miss. Something is as ye, something's wrong.
Turn on with that, I'm about to hate tweet. So
come on, be careful. You got to protect that rating. Yes,
you know what I'm saying. Producer Sam, good morning, Good morning.
Let's get into the horse cups, do what I would
love to do them with Nate and force some joy

(04:39):
into the American forced joy. They forced some joy so
natural it is forced joy. Oh my gosh. If it's
your birthday, you share with Gandhi's favorite Jason Capricorns. Impulsive
decisions may lead you Dennipath that isn't the best choice
for you. Now, Relax and try not to overth and

(05:00):
get your days a super seven queries seven. You could
get the feeling that you've lost touch with reality. Make
sure you connect to the real world your days and
eight Pisces White. Walk to the beat of your own drum.
If you don't separate yourself from others, your voice could
get lost in the crowd. Your days and nine Arias.
Try to connect with a stranger. They could share a

(05:20):
piece of wisdom that changes your life forever. Your Days
of ten chorus, don't accept things at first glance. There's
a much deeper meaning brewing below the surface, and you'd
be foolish not to recognize that. Your day's also a
nine Gemini. Your grace and polite social mannerisms will help
you navigate quickly to where you need to be. You
have the wind behind you your days and nine cancer.

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Having tunnel vision will restrict you in many ways. Keep
an open mind and be receptive to others, ideas and opinions.
Your day an amazing gate Leo. Don't be pressured into
something you don't want to do. Stand your ground and
stay true to yourself. Your Days of ten Virgo. Initiating
the help of others is easier than you think, as
long as you stay focused and motivated. Your days in

(06:05):
eight Libra, you're probably looking for solid answers to your
deep probing questions. Don't let your mind rest until you
find the answer that rings true to you. Your days
of seven a super seven Scoordios, you are tired of
waiting on others. Take initiative and don't allow your schedule
to revolver on someone else. Is for God's sake, but

(06:25):
your days of tag yes, thank you, Sagittarius. They need
some love. Wa gonna end on that. I'm Satarius, sorry.
Take the adventurous route for a change. There's no need
to pin yourself down to do one way of doing things.
Your days in eight and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.
The strangest thing I've seen in a long time. What

(06:46):
that one was an extra for him? Yeah, I'll let's
get into the three things you need to know? What
are they? Gandhi. Last night was round two of the
Democratic debates in Detroit. Joe Biden ended up with the
most screen and stage time, and Tulsie Gabbard is now
the most search candidate of the group. A Navy jet
crashed yesterday in Death Valley, leaving seven people with minor injuries.
They don't know exactly what has happened to the pilot yet,

(07:07):
but they say it was at a place called Star
Wars Canyon, where a lot of people go to actually
watch these fighter jets practice, so they weren't ready for it,
but the injuries, like I said, miner. And finally, if
you have an iPhone, you gotta update your software. You
want the twelve point four iOS version because apparently there's
a way that hackers can send you an eye message
and take over your phone completely. No, they can't believe it.

(07:27):
You don't believe I think it's Apple China. Get me
to screw up my phone again, happening downloading crap alright,
Dane is available to I don't know Danielle. I just
I can't disagree with her. Daniel is still on iOS four.
I am I'm staying. I also see Danielle just slam
her phone all the time when she's mad. But y,
update your software, all right? Updating now you guys ready
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(08:15):
tap on the way. It is Thursday, so it's a
brand new one. Who does it? Yo? So nice? Win
a minute. You're going to Orlando today? Yes, I'm so excited.
I'm doing stuff with visit Orlando. So I leave today.
I'll be doing the show from there tomorrow and then
they have the schedule that we will be following. Is crazy.
We're going We're going zip lining over like crocodiles or alligators.

(08:38):
Are you sure that you're good? Idea? Yes, We're going
like hand gliding. We're doing We're going on the big wheel.
We're going on the skyflyer. I mean it is going
to be crazy, and I'm so excited. I can't wait.
All right, you gonna swim with the pigs. I'm not swimming.
I don't think that was an option. I don't know.
I've just been hearing more and more about people were
going to swim with pigs. I wanted to when we
were in the Bahamas, but unfortunately something happened where we

(09:01):
couldn't put the boat in the yea, I'm gonna do
it in two weeks when we're there. Oh no, oh,
you're gonna love it. Did anyone see that Instagram model
get bitten on the butt by the pig? Yeahs, gotta
be careful watch your butt, Danielle, I don't have you really?
Dove Gandhi loves the misfortune of others on Instagram. You

(09:21):
love it when people have accidents like we're getting a
bite on the butt from a pagan, especially if you're
like messing with an animal. You're not supposed to one
because it's happened to me so many times. But two
someone told me, once you fall down, it's comedy. I
fall down, it's tragedy. And that's exactly how I feel.
I get it. Yeah, I get it. Hey, so um,
executive producer, Nate, what are we doing today? Oh blessing wow?

(09:45):
Did you throw up? All right? We do have a
match game. We can play. Our friend Andy Stewart's calling
in from Norwegian Cruise Line. Later, he only calls when
he has a big announcement. Yeah, it's a fairly decent
sized announcement and I a huge Well now I'm not
going to listen. All right. We always love hearing from

(10:06):
our partners in Norwegian, without doubt. Let's get into the field.
Goods for the day. What are you guys going on? Sam?
All right? So Nana Katchamanya sent me the story and
that kind of sounds like a movie plot. So Walter
Ewen and Declen Butler. They're three brothers from Virginia and
they visited a beach in Ireland to honor their grandfather
who had recently passed away. While they were on the beach,

(10:27):
and here's where the movie hicks in, they heard a
father screaming for help because his daughter got caught in
a current and was being pulled out into the ocean. Thankfully,
one of the brothers was once a rescue swimmer with
the US Coastguard, and the three snapped into action before
they even realized what was going on. She had a
floaty with her, which helped her her head above water,

(10:47):
but it took nearly an hour for the boys to
get out there and bring this girl back, and without doubt.
They said, if they weren't there, she might have been
in very severe trouble. So we're so glad they're there.
And Walter, one of the brothers, says, we were in
Ireland to celebrate my grandfather's life. It was fortunate that
we could honor his life by saving one. Oh that's
a great story. If this doesn't become a movie, Hollywood

(11:08):
is missing out. Guys, you are absolute heroes. None. Thank
you so much for the submission, and if you have
a story that deserves to be featured, email me Sam
at elvistrand dot com subject line feel goods. All right,
so we all agree that you know, Monday's my birthday
and we're gonna just go through the day like nothing happened, right,
all right? Like nothing? What? There's no but thank you?

(11:29):
Come on? Can we you know I asked for this.
This is the gift I want Monday. I just want
a day where we just do a show. If you
want to throw me a little happy birthday card or something, fine, Okay,
I'm not even worthy of that, but I'm good. Okay,
So if anything happens, can we just say it's for
us and not for you? No, I would love a
cake on Monday, and I'll be you in this show

(11:49):
from Jacksonville on Monday. So you can't blame me. Oh, Danielle,
don't do this. You cant planning all this? Sup Shut up?
What do you plan thing? Nothing for us? You just
said the word planning for us. We don't care about you.
I really want to say that. One of the things
that we do have planning, it's kind of more for
us because we wanted it. Remember the year we surprised

(12:13):
you with Anderson Cooper live in studio. Yes, that will
be happening. Don't you worry about that. That's not happening. Okay, quick,
I have nothing to do with this. Thank you, You're welcome.
I don't understand. Look, look, I don't mind getting older.
That's not the problem. It's just, you know, it's just
it's just let's just move on. No, but I don't

(12:33):
get that. Like, if you have to turn it, you
might as well celebrated. J Loo just turned fifty and
she threw a bus. She threw a freaking Okay, well,
let me tell you if you want to throw me
a tour, that's a holding a book door coming up.
Happy birthday, they say, as I said earlier, that's a
horse of a different color. I love that phrase. All right,
so Monday's not my birthday? Do we all agree? Agree?

(12:54):
Thank you? Dare you? I told you I saw somebody
take a poop in the middle of the street once.
I don't care what is it. I'll wear a more
at balls every now and then. You just have to
laugh at the person who tells you you're ugly for
no reason to stay strain in the morning show. So, uh,

(13:18):
Melissa just got back from a honeymoon on Norwegian Breakaway.
How was it? Oh my gosh, amazing, amazing And you
and your husband, I mean you worked extra hard and
did side jobs, all sorts of things, raising enough money
so you could go on cruise with each other. And
you've said it was just the best thing, the best.

(13:39):
I cannot wait to go again. I mean, I hope
if I if I could ever go again. It was
just amazing, the water so blue, The staff is amazing.
They cater to every single need. It was just I've
never traveled outside the country either at my husband and
everything was just taking care for us, you know, picked
us up at the terminal, transport of us. Everywhere. It
was flawless. That's they do. That's what they do at Norwegian.

(14:01):
I tell you. So, we have another announcement with Norwegian
Cruise Line today. What is it? Is it big? I
don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't
we have we have a new ship on the ways.
I have something to do with a new ship. No, no, yeah,
what if I tell you what it is, then you'll
ask me more information. And I'd rather have andy. Okay, okay,
so given a tease, but so Melissa, if if you

(14:23):
could soon, you would go back on our Norwegian cruise
you loved it that much and a heartbeat right after
we pay off that wedding debt. We are starting to
say you all right, I love hearing that you went
on Norwegian breakaway. All right, cool, well Melissa, welcome back?
And uh what you well, that's right, you just got married.
How are you feeling about that? Amazing? Amazing? It's tomorrow
will be two weeks. Oh and you and have you

(14:46):
had a fight yet? Not yet? But we've also been
dating for ten years, so we've gotten through all of
the ups and downs. I think we stay over here. Yeah,
all right, I'm with you. Well, I'm right behind you.
I'm getting married in almost a little over in a month. Right, yeah,
oh boy, here we go, all right, Melissa, Thanks, welcome home,

(15:07):
Thank you, take care. Yeah. She said they had three
side hustle jobs. They saved all their money. Wow, and
now they had a dream vacation. You know it's worth it.
That's awesome going going on vacation is just the best
thing you can do for yourself. Yet I want to
take a vacation every weekend. Great team takes one every day.
You hear it? Work? I do not. Yes, he does.
Today's golfing. He's golfing today. It's a good cause, I know.

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Let's get into the first Danielle Report of today, Danielle, Yes,
what's going on? So yesterday was the thirtieth anniversary of
the Game Boy hitting stores in the US. So somebody
decided to post the list of the thirty best games
of all time? And what do you think they picked?
His number one? Whoa no idea? Tetris? Oh yeah, Tetris
is so satisfying, right, I so see that. It doesn't.

(15:49):
It really doesn't. So I know you're gonna be so
sad at this, Elvis, but I hate to tell you
it is officially over Woodstock fifty. It never was on
It's the story, Dane. He've been doing this wood Stalk
story ever since they announced they were gonna have pal.
I've told you from the beginning it was never ever
gonna be a thing. But Ganda and I were talking
about yesterday at least said Scary's still gonna show up.

(16:11):
A co founder, Michael said that it was a really
sad day all the artists. So all the artists and
the agents that were involved have been paid because they
all had contracts, but he's encouraging them to donate ten
percent to charity. So we'll see if that happens. What
Stock not happening got it more attention than if it
would have ever happen. You're right, You're absolutely right. But
how do you how do you decide? In Hey, the

(16:31):
concists in two weeks, we're gonna get it. Ready, it's
gonna happen. I can't. Kanye West has been talking up
this new low income housing project that he's been working on,
and it's actually inspired by the domed buildings on Luke
Skywalker's home planet of Tattooed in Star Wars. The first
photos are online and it really does look like it,
So check it out when you get a chance. He's

(16:52):
at least doing something good. Yes, you know that's a
good thing. Billie Eilish. So a couple of thing was
last week she had these long, pointy green nail So
last week she put a hole in her hand from
one of the green nails. This time around, not only
did the acrylic nail full off, but her whole nail
came off, and it's all bloody and disgusting. And yeah,

(17:12):
she said, I'm done. I'm done with these nails. Yeah,
I'm just done. I can't do fake nails either. Yeah,
but they're so long. I could see why. You know
they're causing your problems. The standalone Ben Affleck movie got
canceled after Justice League bombed at the box office. We
know that, but we just learned what the script would
have given us. They would have thrown Batman into Arkham Asylum,
the same hospital where his old enemies are locked up.

(17:34):
That's what would have happened. Who knows, now that we
have Robert Pattinson playing Batman, Maybe they'll bring back the script.
I know you're thrilled developed Maybe they'll bring back the script.
Maybe they won't. We'll see the NFL Hall of Fame
game is on tonight. You've got a zombie Strange Angel
is on. A Siren is on also a next hour,
we're gonna talk about Edge Shearon. This guy is violent.

(17:55):
Buy in real estate everywhere now in Australia. Oh, we
love him. Is it weird that I'm not only allowing,
but welcoming spiders to live in my house to eat
the bugs? No, I'm with you on that. It's all right, yeah, yeah,
I'm okay with it. I want to give the spider
a name. I think we're up to two. I like this,
So if you see spider running by, don't don't kill

(18:15):
the spider. The spiders there to help you out. It's
bad luck to kill a spider too. Well really, yeah,
I never heard that, because they're only there to do
good for you. I know, So don't kill spider. But
I just thought it was odd that I think I
have a pet spider. How big is it? It's like
this big? Oh, like like a silver dollar. Yeah, but
that big boy? Do you give it a name? Well?
I was just saying on the show here, maybe I

(18:37):
should give it a name. I don't know. Good name
its silver, silver, yes, hello silver or she? And I
can't tell you. How can you tell the sex of
a spider? You gotta lift it a little leg out. Yeah,
I think you should call a killer killer. Oh yeah, yeah, killer, yeah,
because I wanted to kill all the bugs in that yes, killer, Okay, okay,
I have a pet spider. I just wanted to know

(18:57):
if you would judge me not at all? Okay, I'm
with you. Hey, I've got Nicole on whatever line says
hin Nicole. Hi. Okay, so you forgot your deodoran today?
I absolutely did, but I remember my face screen of course. Yes,
be wise moisturized, Yes exactly. I filled in my eyebrows
this morning. I got my knee up on, but I

(19:17):
definitely sto to put theodor in. Now do you have
a friend. Are you going to work or school? What
do you do? I am, I'm going to work. I
work for a company in upstate New York. I work
at a laboratory. Okay, do you work? Do you have
a friend at work who can sniff your your under
arms to let you know? I hope not. I You
know what, even if I did, I wouldn't want them
over there. That's okay, I'll spare them. I tell you

(19:38):
the other day I had I had a dirty wash
rag smell on my face because my towel, I guess
in my bathroom just stinks and so I smelled it
all day. It was disgusting, Yeah, disgusting, But I was
always Nicole the first say, by the way, if you
smell something, it's my towel. You know. It's like when
you get a pimple. Yeah, you're like, hey, can you
believe this pimple I have? In the first thing they

(20:00):
say is, well you if you hadn't pointed out, I
wouldn't have seen it, right saying for that smell on
my face, Can you run to like maybe the Dwayne
Reed or something in your neighborhood and grab something? I mean,
to be honest, I probably could, but I just feel like,
do I even want I'll put a sweatshirt on if
air conditioned inside. Hopefully Noah comes too close to me today,
I know. But she did put her emphasis on her

(20:21):
face and her moisturizer isn't exactly all right, Nicole, Well,
have have a great day, don't stay. I just have
to I just have to say I am the you
just fan. I am shaking, my heart freezing so fast.
I had to pull over and talk to you guys.
As soon as I got the call I started. My
heart was going insane. So man, we don't want to
do that. Don't shake, you sweat and yah, yeah, I

(20:43):
know we're gonna make your stake more. All right, Nicole,
stay cool and thank you so much for listening. We
appreciate it very very very very much. Thank you guys
so much. I love you all. You're amazing. Well, thank
you have a great day. Did you hear that we're amazing?
I was wondering the judges have spoken, and now you are.
We're amazing. Great tea. Before you go to your golf outing,
would you would you give everyone a quick sniff to
make sure we're all fresh? Oh yeah, yeah, sure, no problems,

(21:04):
say okay, okay, on a scale of or just fresh
or not? Dane armpits, yeah, Daniel's armpits. Yeah. You get
closer to the microphone. I can't. I can't hear you sniffing.
It's like, no, I'm saving my theodorant. Sorry to oh boy. No, okay.

(21:27):
You know Nate usually has a smell. Do you sell good?
What you smell good? Yeah? Yeah. Right, he's putting his
nose like I can feel his little nose in my arm. Yeah, okay,
how do we smell? Okay, okay, what happened? You give

(21:50):
us our full report. I do recall putting theodoran on
this morning, Well I don't. I mean, people are gonna
think I'm going for the joke, but I'm really not. Scary.
Absolutely smells the worst. Okay, is it really bad or
it's like a really strong musky like there's no there's
no florally, not that he has me florally, but there's
no smell of a deodorant scent using that organic stuff. Again, Yes,

(22:17):
it's nonsent and I did not feel a sense and
my right pit is over overactive. Well if my right
pitch speaks more than my so and then you are
justifying it. Yeah, I would say that, Elvis. I mean
you're in the room here, only you know you're next
to Scary in that way. Okay, it's not bad. If

(22:41):
there's a distance, there's a distant separation between you and Scar,
I would say, then Gandhi has a nicer smell. But
we're going upwards now, Okay, smells a little nicer, and
there is a tie between Daniell's and Nate's. I do
kind of like congratulations because Nate usually does have that
onion smell. I am used to. I'm used to Nate

(23:02):
smell because I think I use a similar brand, so
I was used to it. But Daniell's did have a
little florally secret, So I kind of what else do
you use my secret that I think? I like? No, no, no, that.
The other thing I use is the the bondy oil
from from the waver Here you go, so in order,
Danielle Wins, then Nate, then Gandhi, then you, but a
distant you from Scary. So you're good. You're in the

(23:26):
top four. So Scary is definitely stank it. Yeah, top four. Hey,
so maybe it's time to get the older. Do you
ever feel as if you're getting a sign from a
dead person? Yeah, totally. It usually comes in the form
of black birds of some sort. Gir Right, mine was
a dolphin. A dolphin, yes, because I gotta sign. I

(23:47):
gotta sign yesterday you did? Yeah, from from my dad?
What was it? Was a bird? It was a bird
outside ours is a bird too well, so I mean
it could just be a bird. A bird happened. Why
was it a sign? I just felt it. I just
felt he was talking to me in a good way.
He appeared. It made me stop and think about some

(24:08):
things in my life that I probably need investigation. No,
no big deal, no worries. But uh, I just knew
it was my dad. But so many people say that,
and sometimes I'm thinking it Maybe it wasn't. Maybe it
was just a bird. Sheldon's my husband's father, is in
bird form it and he follows us. I'm swearing from
house to house because that same red card. Is it

(24:29):
a cardinal red? Yeah? It shows up constantly and it's
just by itself, sitting on a tree looking at us.
It flies in when I need it, and I'm convinced
it's his dad. Do we look for things in life
signs in life because we just need them? And so
maybe we just make them up. It could be both. Yeah,
I'll tell you. So Lisa was looking at buying a jeep,
and Lisa's convinced that a butterfly is somebody who has passed.

(24:52):
It's usually either her mother or it's our dog Kobe
that passed away three years ago. And so we were
at a dealership looking at jeeps and a butterfly landed
on the jeep, and Lisa's convinced that it's her mom
or Kobe telling her to buy that jeep, said, guess
what we did? We own that jeep? Now, Okay, so
I'm not trying to take I'm not trying to take
anything away from her. But what if he was just

(25:12):
a butterfly that just happened to be there? And what
I wanted to say, but I did not. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what I think. I told you guys
about my dolphin, but I was so my boyfriend passed
away and they found his body in a bay in
South Florida, right And in that bay when they found
his body, there were dolphins everywhere because they say dolphins
come out if there's a body in the water, because
that's just how dolphins work apparently. So one night, it

(25:35):
was really late, I had a bunch of my friends
in the car. We were coming home, and I stopped
by that bay and I was really sad and I
was crying, and I was like, you know, I don't
care if you never say anything back to me. I
just want to know that you can hear me. And
I was sitting on the edge with my feet dangling
over and two dolphins popped out of the water. Wow,
And they let me touch them. And one of my
friends came over and she tried to touch them, and
every time she tried, they ducked back into the water.

(25:55):
They her that was him totally, that was him. It
is him, or was it or maybe it was just
a dolphin him, It was him. I know. Look, I
know I'm sounding like an a hole. Sorry, trying to
say no. You know, we're just convincing ourselves of something
that just isn't real. But I need to believe it Israel.
I mean, someone just said a text saying every time

(26:16):
they break a glass they think it's their grandma stopping
by and say hi in Milana. Was it a Stingway, Yes, yeah,
her grandma, Yeah, yeah. I just I don't know. We
look for these signs in life well because we need,
we need to believe, we need to believe that they
live on. I totally believe my grandfather sent me a
sign when my grandmother passed away. He had passed away

(26:36):
years before, and the day Grandma passed away, I asked him,
I said, please just send me something that I know
she's okay with you. She had Alzheimer's. She was not fun,
you know. So that day a box came in the
mail with my grandfather's name on it, and my father
said to me, oh, my gosh, that box has been
lost in the mail for I can't even tell you
how long. So I cut I still have it. I

(26:58):
cut out the address with my grandfather's name, and I
still have it in my closet next to his picture
because I swear that's his sign telling me Grandma's finds
she's with me. All good, well, Heather, say hi, Heather, Hi, Hi,
So your grandmother is a what when my grandmother passed away,
a bunch of squirrels came around like where she was.

(27:21):
Family thinks that she like every time we see a
squirrel that like comes close and it's like a singular squirrel,
not like when it's a bunch of them. But every
time we see like the singular squirrel come up, we say,
that's my grandma. So grandma's a squirrel, like a squirrel squirrel,
scary says, he says, its squirrel and we're like very conservative,

(27:44):
you know what. And so if you see grandma the
squirrel running by, does it give you a brief moment
of just of happiness, and I mean, yeah, see it's good. Yeah, yeah, No,
It's definitely like one of the best feelings when you
see like her run past, especially like in those moments

(28:04):
where you're like feeling down or whatever. It definitely gives
you that little feeling of hope when you need it.
I love it. Grandma's out there collecting nuts, all right,
I love it. All right, Heather, you have a great day.
Thank you for listening to us. Thanks. But there are
skeptics like Scary for instance, he thinks, look, if you're
out there searching for ranchers, you start projecting on these
squirrels and on these black these blackbirds and these dolphins

(28:27):
because you need to believe, so it helps you maybe
resolve it's real. But then it doesn't be an animal
like Jessica for instance. Hi Jessica, Hi, So your your
father passed away. He did in two thousand and four now,
but he still lives on where in the clocks that
he built. He built a clock. Wow, he built first

(28:50):
of all, to people build clocks that he had a
lot of He had a lot of really strange hobbies,
and one of them was clock building. So he actually
built like four or five of them in past. Everyone
of my family got them, um, and I got a
defective one. So it only worked sometimes. Okay. I love that,
which is like, only works sometimes. So how are you

(29:15):
What has happened that really convinces you that your father
has lived on in this clock other than the fact
that he built the thing, so it is a part
of him, you know, Yeah, definitely. Um, so it if
I'm going through something, um, the clock will move and
it will stop on a significant date. So my dog
needed surgery and the clock was stopped at twelve twenty
six for like three months, and twelve twenty six ended

(29:37):
up being his surgery date. Wow. Um. Yeah. I started
a new job in March and I wasn't sure if
I should take it. I didn't know what was going on.
And then the clock moved like the day before I
got the offer, and it stopped on my birthday. I
love that. Love that, So that's cool. And whenever you
have children, then it'll be a grandfather clock. I don't know,

(30:04):
all right, Jessica, you tell your dad we said hi,
thanks for listening to us, Okay, thank you so much.
Here you go. So I think I do believe. I
do believe that they are. They are sitting here to
talk to us, to jolt us, to remind us that, hey, hey,
things you need to be thinking about in your life,
or hey, yeah it's okay, you know I'm watching I'm
watching over you. Yeah, totally. I love that. All right,

(30:26):
let's take a break. Shall we all sing Kumbaya? Girl?
That has happened to me? I think we're had a
time actually in the morning show. Hey guys, bedtime is
sometimes a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,
my daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well,

(30:48):
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I'm cold. Is the air conditioning pumping extra hart sixty
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dollars free money phone tap on the way. We got
that going for us. Where is is intern Robbie coming
in today? I don't know. We have to talk about Okay. Look,
he's living the ultimate New York City student dream. He's
living in New York City Yeah, he's an intern at
a fabulous morning show, the best ever. He's got a
place to live. Yeah, it's deep in the bowels of

(31:37):
my building. It's the bowels. What you saw where his
door is that looks like a sewer. It was. It was.
It was like down low and there was like like
gates across it. It is. It's in the alleyway behind
my building. Okay, you go to this looks like a
cage door. Yeah, and then you go down like a

(31:57):
flight or two of steps down into the the depth
of New York City and there's it's like it's down there.
It looks like where the Ninja turtles will live. He
calls it a bunker. Uh huh, but it's it's in
my building. It's the strangest that doesn't pay rent for it.
I think. I think a family a family member owns it.
I think. Or he could be squatting. I don't know, Okay,

(32:19):
the oxygen down. I don't know. Is there a shower? Okay,
you're asking lots of questions, but I heard, you know,
I heard rumor there is no shower. He has to
go to his uncle's house to Uh. I don't know
if he's coming in find out do we know if
he's coming in? No, he's not today, all right, when
he comes in, we're gonna find out. Okay, Like do
you are you squatting? Like there's someone else who's squatting.
Who do you know? Carolyn on the sales step, she's

(32:44):
living free in a place she they just her and
her husband just bought a home and they moved in
before the move in date. So I think that's technically squatting, right,
You're not allowed to do that, and they're gonna be
there exactly. But then I was thinking about all of
these people that are squatting in places, not paying rent
or any sort of mortgage. And I live in Scott Free.
Can you imagine no like in on that. Well, I'll

(33:06):
tell you here in New York City there are rules
and regulations. There are things put into place to protect
people from being evicted from dwellings. So you could, for instance,
Rent you saw Rent on Broadway or in the movie
they were all squatter. They were for they were living
in abandoned buildings, and U you can't just kick them

(33:27):
out there. You have to go to a legal process
to get them out of your building. That's so I'm
just wondering who's squatting. I was watching US twenty twenty
er cent to and it was about the state of
Florida and the squatting rules they have there and bed Froggy.
Maybe you know better than I do, But apparently if
you're renting out a place to someone and they decided
to stop paying rent, they could just stay there in
definitely right. Yeah, they're like to protect them. Yeah, once

(33:48):
they're there, it's technically their place to live, so you
can do whatever you want. But it's very, very difficult
to get somebody out of your house once they have
lived there for a period of time, like a kid
like yeah, trying to pick my sixteen year old. That
doesn't work. They can't get them out. No, anyway, I
find I do find that fascinating. I would love to
find out how many people listening to our show are

(34:09):
living somewhere just free. Yeah. I'm not sure I can
do it too. Yeah, how Gandhi can do it too?
Thank you? Where you I'm not saying you live with
your parents and they pay for it. No, No, I'm
talking about you're living in a dwelling that should be
bringing in rent, but you're not paying a penny, right,
I want one of those. What's that scary? Do they
have to claim that on their taxes at the end
of the year that I feel like, if you're not

(34:30):
paying right, you probably are not doing your taxes. Yeah,
being responsible? Yeah, I don't know how responsible you have
to be on your taxes, but I don't know. Wow,
and someone send a text. Where did the term scott
free come from? Oh, I'm living Scott free. What you
don't like people named Scott? I prefer to be living

(34:52):
with no Scotts. Anyway, let's get into the Gandhi report.
You're one thousand dollars free money phone tap on the way.
I do want to hear from you. You can text
at fifty five one hundred if you want. I want
to know how you're getting away living for free, living
with your parents, that's how you get Other than that,
we do know that, you know, we do know that
that's possible. But like, you're just living in a dwelling
that should be making money, generating rant and stuff, but

(35:15):
you're you're not paying your penny. I think that's pretty funny.
I'm fascinated by that stuff too. The three things you
need to know Gandhi what are there? All right? A
quick update from a story that we did yesterday. Yesterday
we talked about a seventy nine year old woman in
Ohio who was getting sentenced to jail time for feeding
stray cats. Yeah, well, good news, she's going to get
another day in court. A lot of people were up
in arms about this, so the judge said, come on back,

(35:36):
we'll take another look at this. She has received lots
of citations, but I'm pretty sure we cause some social change. Good. Yeah,
it was us, It was us. Nothing else, all right.
Equifax keeps stepping in it. We know that they had
a data breach. Then they said we're going to give
everybody one hundred and twenty five dollars for this or
a free credit check. But they've run out of money.
Apparently they're capped at thirty one million dollars. So now
they're encouraging people if you haven't already signed up for

(35:58):
one hundred and twenty five dollars, to just get the
free credit check because they're running out. And finally, if
you've gone through a breakup and you're really emotional and
you're crying all the time, that's me. It is well,
it sounds awful, right, I think a lot of people
have been there. Apparently there is one benefit because they say,
when this happens, you produce a hormone that actually helps
with fat loss. So being super sad can actually help

(36:20):
you lose a little really sad. Yeah, except when I
go and get the ice cream tub out of the freezer,
when I'm sad and I eat the whole thing. Can
you call it a tub? Do you call it? And
what do you call it? A carton? Carton? I call
it a container ice cream. I don't know what you

(36:42):
call it a tub? It sounds like a lot. You're
gonna thank you, Gandhi, Hello, Emma, Hi? Are you just fine?
So you're living for free right now? Well I am not.
I'm actually on the other side of things. So there's

(37:03):
a family living in my house for free. How they're
getting away with that? So when they had first started
renting from us, they were good to go. They were
paying their rent, and then things started to get a
little dicey. They started to fall behind. One month, two months,
three months. We found out that the whole family doesn't

(37:26):
work because they're all on a disability currently and they're
suing their companies. Oh, my god, we're waiting for them
to living in soil, Grandpa Joe. Yeah, so so legally
it's really difficult to extract them from your property. Right, technically,

(37:48):
I believe that we could, but we we didn't have
a formalized contract with them when they started renting because
their credit was bad. So I think this kind of
folds on us too. All right, good luck. I hope
you get chouse back. Yeah. I hope so too. Good luck.
See their squatting, boy, you're in there squatting. All right,

(38:09):
thank you. Emma, have a nice day. Let's go live
in Emma's house. Yeah, it seems like she just lets
anybody come. I know. I'm put is Elvis Durand in
the Morning show. Right, you're know what's coming up Sunday?
Did you know it's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Sunday? No,
but that sounds like a great day. It is. You

(38:29):
can eat your chocolate chip cookies on a tub of
ice cream. Yes, you could tub. It's you sit with
it on your lap and you just put you Okay,
I'm crying with my tub anyway. I know that Sunday
I will celebrate the day eating my Tates Baked Shop
chocolate chip cookies. It just so happens. It's Great Tea's

(38:50):
favorite holiday. So it's celebrating on Sunday. Teas is dressing
as a chocolate chip cookie. Really, Yeah, he did it yesterday.
I guess he did it yesterday. It looks so cute.
Oh I missed that. Oh yeah, special shorts he wrote.
He wrote around in the tatesmobile that we have built
just for him. Yeah, can't I see pictures? Yeah, he
looks so cute. He's a cute cookie. Look it's It's

(39:13):
got a giant bag of Tates on the back of
the vehicle. It only goes twenty miles an hour. Anyway,
if you want to see the video, where do I
see it? I'm gonna go see this video show on
Instagram later later, all right, So, and I do believe
coming up Sunday is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, So
make sure you pick up your Tates green bag in
your local market today and get ready for Sunday. I

(39:42):
had to borrow a hoodie from Great Tea. I'm cold.
I'm not an old lady in here. I'm not. Hey. Look,
I'm not saying all old ladies are cold. A lot
of them at of them are very cold. Yeah, this
pizza is great. This pizza is awesome. I'm loving it,
Oath Pizza. I'm eating this one right here. There's mushroom
on it and it's got masalomic I could put masamic

(40:05):
vinegar on everything. It's so good. Anyway, the pizza is great.
What'd you get there? Oh? I got the new breakfast
sandwich pizza. It's a sausage, egg, and cheese all rolled
up into a pizza crust. But it's made with avocado
oil the crust. I love that. I like it anyway,
Thank you, Oath Pizza. People look at us like we're
out of our minds because we love to eat dinner
food in the in the morning. It's just what we do.

(40:28):
Why not it's pizza? Okay? Um, okay? Question? Are you
Are you living illegally where you're living? Are you squatting? No?
But I wish I was. I mean, for instance, let's
say a house is abandoned. People move out, they can't
sell it to bank, you know, for clothed on it whatever,
And they can't sell it. It's just sitting there. Why

(40:48):
not move in? It's just it's a it's a great house,
like Alyssa, Yes, listen, you actually have a relative that
stayed in an abandoned home for two years for free. Yeah.
So what happened was my sister bought a house and
she lived there for a while, and eventually she wanted
to move out, so she tried to sell the house.

(41:09):
It was not in a good neighborhood, so it was
really difficult to sell. She then got an offer for
a short sale and the bank denied it, so she
just moved out. She was like, fine, if you won't
let me sell it, I'm gonna leave. So at the
same time, my best friend, her husband and three children
didn't have anywhere to live, so I was like, why
don't you just move into our old house? And they

(41:32):
lived there for two years because the banks never came
to take the house, and nobody cared that that house
looks like a great house. Let's move in and like
neighbors don't get upset or anything. No. I was so

(41:53):
confused because like they had a water bill, a pico bill,
like nobody was the wiser that there's people living here.
I don't know if I need this in my life.
All right, thank you, thank you a Lissa. I love
this call. It just makes me feel like I can
go out there and live a better life for a lot.
Last month and then Tara Hi, Tara Hi. So the

(42:13):
house you were renting foreclosed on the owner and instead
of moving out, you just stayed there. How long did
you live there for free? Four years? Yeah? It was.
It was kind of crazy, like I was paying rent
and then next thing, you know, I got like these
legal papers from the bank and I wasn't sure really
what was going on, and found out that it was

(42:34):
the owner. You know, he had a strain of properties
and the bank was going after him because he wasn't
paying the mortgage with the rent. I guess he was
collecting at first. So I stopped paying rent and waited
to see what was going on. After a little while,
like people would pull up in front of the house
and take pictures and I'm like, what's going on? And

(42:55):
the guy told me he was like, oh, well, we're
from the bank, you know, just checking on our investment.
I'm like, oh, okay, and you let me know that
the bank was more than happy that I didn't just
up and move out, because you know, a lot of
people freak out when something gets for closed. They're like
oh we better move, you know. Actually, so I would
think it would be better to have someone living there
for free than no one living there at all, because

(43:16):
at least you're there to protect it, to keep them,
to keep the you know, the plumbing going on that,
yeah right, right, from people breaking in and taking all
this stuff out of it, copper and whatnot. Looking at
four years Rent Freeman, thank you, They should thank you.
Yeah right, I guess they did thank them by letting
them live. All right, Tara, thanks for listening to us.

(43:37):
I'm see I'm on the other end of the spectrum.
When I lived in Philly, for instance, I mean they
I've told you this before, they tried to evictim me
every month. Yeah, but because I never I never paid
on time. I was always laid on my rent whatever
I would come. I mean one time we came home,
came home and up the door had a padlock on it.
Oh what did you do? Well, I call the landlord today,

(43:58):
can you unopen the padlock? He's you bring me a
check and I'll open your apartment. Okay, sorry, very sorry.
I mean, I mean it's one thing when they say
hey and they put a notice on there, so everyone
in the building sees the notice. They know you're not paying.
It's another thing when they actually screw a padlock from
Hum Hum Depot on your door and lock you out. Now,

(44:21):
wasn't because you didn't have the money, because you just
were lazy not paid the best? I don't know, because
you know how it is when you're lazy, don't pay bells.
So what's that scary? Remember when they tried to evict
the diner in our old Jersey City studios street because
they wanted to widen the street and the diner refused
to move out. Yes, the diner is still there to
this day. Oh yeah, yeah, you have to leave. We're

(44:43):
gonna make the sidewalk. I don't think it's gonna happen anyway.
So chances are, if they're trying to evict you right
now for whatever reason, chances are that the law is
actually on your side. Probably you don't know to check
it out. You don't just give up, give up and
give them their property? Bet it all? Please? Anyway, we
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see what happens here we go? All right, Hello, great, Um,

(46:51):
I'm really upset. I'm sitting here trying to find the
lands for the room in the front, and I was
listening to something off the shelf and I made like
the standing right next to the saleswoman entry knocked over
this beautiful lamp and it shut it on the score.
And now she's saying that I broke it. And she's
yelling at me, and she's told you replace fault, and
she's following me. I don't know what. I don't know.
She knocked it off? Fault? I did this. I know

(47:13):
she's standing right there. She is, she's not. She's telling
you that it's my phony. I want to talk to
her manager and phone. Don't don't worry about it. Just
just don't even don't even even ignore. You're not gonna
get tromp. You know what. You better pay for this
lamp because you bring it, you body. You know that
is all right here? This lady sounds like a bitch.
Get me on the phone, to get me on the phone.

(47:35):
Will you do for a second? Oh yeah, who's this?
I am this lady's boyfriend. Okay, who cares? What? Okay?
Look so she was just looking at the lamp and
you knocked it off. Now she knocked it off. She
knocked it off. It's very expensive. I'll shut off over there,
shut out. She broke it. She's got to pay. I
completely understand. I understand your policy. But is there a

(47:56):
possibility that you knocked it off? No? No, no, no
no way. I've worked here for so many years, never
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gonna talk in a respectful tone, you have to respect
my girlfriend. Okay. You cannot treat her like that. You
cannot be you know what. She wanted to put me
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yelling over there like a moron. You say, okay, okay,

(48:18):
do you not yell at her like that? Okay? Come,
what do you have to do with this at all?
You weren't here, You didn't see the bitch break the lamp.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who
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then you know what. She's got a paper what she broke,
and then why is she putting me on the phone
with you. I don't want to talk to you. I
don't want to talk to your manager right now. No.

(48:39):
If I'm the manager, I'm the manager and she broke
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Get away from her, Get away from her, yelling pay

(49:00):
for the lamp. Can't you pay for the lamp? You
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can you afford it? Give me that bitch on the phone.
How can you date it? All? She does? Cry? You

(49:23):
want me to give him? Talk to you. Don't tell
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(49:46):
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(51:29):
right is this? Jay? Yes? So Jay, You've been living
six years for free without paying a penny. Six years
no money and it's like living the dream life. I
mean I do pay, like I said. The one thing
I do pay is tactics, just because I don't want
the city on my hands. I don't want to hear

(51:49):
them because they will come bother you. But ask for
the mortgage, not at time. Wow, how is this working.
So what happened was my mom. She bought a house
about eight years ago. She lived there for about two years.
She decided she want move from Florida we live we
live in Ohio right now. Moved to Florida. I'm sorry.
And when she moved to Florida, she just gave up

(52:12):
the house. She said I want. I was like, oh,
I'm moving there. So I thought it was gonna be
a very short time thing until they come put notices
on the door. Haven't heard a thing. Have raised my
family in there for the past six years. That's awesome. Honestly.
My plan is, you know, lived there for about four
more years and at that time might signed to be
eighteen and if he still I'll pass it down to him. Yeah,

(52:38):
let me give me something that we don't own, can
you imagine? All right? Well, Jay, you know, do you
ever wonder though, like any day now they're gonna finally
show up. Yeah, So we're smart enough to save up
money just in case that ever comes up. But we're
not just gonna go looking for a house when we
got something free right now, So I'm just gonna take

(52:58):
any there you go? All right? Well, Jay, congratulations six
years So far four more to go and they we're
rooting for you. Good luck. Okay, wow, be Vy Valley
Quiet damn, I know, get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,
this is your favorite story of the day. Elvis Woodstocks
fifty has been canceled. It's not my favorite story. It's

(53:22):
the least favorite story. It's a story. That's why I
keep doing so. They said it was going to happen.
They insisted it was going to happen, um, but it's
not gonna happen. They actually did have to pay everybody
who was involved, like all the the you know, the
artists and stuff like that. They're asking the artists to
maybe donate some of that money to charity that they're
getting since they're not really performing or doing anything. But

(53:44):
you know, if they had to pay, they're on the
contract ed. Shearon has bought so much real estate lately.
Now he's buying in Australia. So apparently there's this really
cute hilltop that he loves and he I think I
think it's it's called Mount Macadon, right, So he used

(54:08):
the town as a base for his past shows. When
he's been there, it's kind of like a little you
know he'll stop there and stay and then he'll go
do his next show. Well, he's decided that he wants
to own stuff there. So apparently he just bid three
million dollars a three million dollar mansion in this little hilltop.
He should try squatting. Apparently it looks three million dollars.

(54:29):
He just spent how many millions on the other property
that he has in England to like get everybody around
him out, all his neighbors out. I mean, that guy's
got money, He's got cash. That's crazy. He deserves it.
He does deserve it. Let's see. Angelina Jolie says her
kids are very happy that she's in a Marvel movie
because they want to see her strong. I'm sure they're
all Marvel fans as well. I mean, how cool is

(54:50):
it if your mom's in a Marvel movie. I mean,
that's pretty cool. And Melissa Joan Hart posted a really
emotional Instagram video. She was talking about a recent health scare.
She had a mamogram. She got call back for further testing,
but she is all clear. But that's scary. I've had
that happened to me several times. I'm sure many people have.
Where you go for a test like that and they
say we need more screenings or you know, you need
to come back in six months. It happens, So here

(55:13):
you go. R Kelly is saying his accusers are disgruntled groupies.
Oh oh yeah, all of them all night, Yes, all
of them. And Paul McCartney says that he is forgetting
how to play some of the Beatles songs because there
are so many to remember, so he's forgetting. I'm a
lot of dull. Ray says her new album is coming

(55:34):
out August thirtieth, so get ready for that. Look, there
was a good joke out was tonight on television the
NFL Hall of Fame game You've Got Eye Zombie. Next hour,
we're gonna talk about Katie Perry. She has a very
expensive glam squad, but she deserves it. Hey, I've been
looking for a new knew something to bench watch. I

(55:54):
don't know. It's really funny when you bring it up,
everyone has an opinion. Oh you gotta watch this. Yeah,
a lot of these shows I've never even heard it.
I mean, because there's so many shows to choose, Like,
where are you guys? Do you have any any even
watchable things? I'm in the Shark Week right now, you
love show. I've recorded all of it. I watched it
when I go home on all Right, call us if
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(57:01):
your purchase. Hello, Hello lady, Hello lady. I love to work.
Focus for one Frigging Minute. Duran Alvis Duran is the
go to radio host show all Right, Gandhi, what's on
your mind today? Oh? Okay, So I noticed something about

(57:23):
our producer Sam yesterday that just disturbs me on a
level that I can't explain. It's up in my Instagram story.
Have you guys ever seen her drink from a water bottle? Ever? Yeah,
we have. We made fun of her. The way she
drinks out of her water bottle is unusual, it's inappropriate. Actually,
I felt harassed, well, you know, trying to talk to her,
she puts her entire mouth around the outside of it

(57:43):
and tips it upside down. Talent, talent. It's very porny,
and I felt harassed, like I'm trying to have a
conversation and she just keeps going due and he just
started with I don't like the cold water on my teeth.
So it avoided it. Now it became a habit that
gets people attention for better off of worse worse. So
I'm come, well, do you share drinks with people doing that?

(58:03):
I don't usually drink after someone's been deep throating something.
It's really weird. So I took a video of it
and it's all my Instagram story. If anyone else wants
to be disturbed, go checkout Producer Sam. They're all going now.
People are like scary and froggy. What's up? Scary? You know,
I really have no business watching HGTV because I don't why.
I don't own a home and I don't have a garden. Matter,

(58:25):
it feels it makes you relax. I love HGTV. Hey
girl TV YEA. A few weeks back, they have this
pool marathon where they had the three shows Ultimate Pools,
Pool Kings, and Pool Hunters on back to back to back.
Allowed me to escape into a world that I will
never know, and that is having these fantasy pools. This
one guy with a double decker pool. But I don't

(58:46):
know why I was captivated by watching powers of this
stuff because it's fun. It's good. It's good to get
out of your head and look at something else that
someone else is doing. It has nothing in coming with
your life at all, and with you. It's pool. You
understand my pool construction? Hey I Producer Sam, what's up
to work? Should never be the reason anyone doesn't want
to do something? And I say that because today is
my boyfriend William's first official day of his program. He's

(59:09):
going to school to get his doctorate physical therapy. So cool,
and he's worked so hard for years and it's going
to be so much more difficult in the upcoming years.
And he's older than the average student, and I'm just
so proud of him. So I feel so badly and
I can't relate to the understanding when someone says, oh,
I want to do that, but it sounds so hard.
That shouldn't be the reason. You get in your own way.
Put in the time and you will be able to

(59:30):
do it. And William, I'm so proud of you for
doing that. Oh that's so cool. You brought that up
to William. Hey, Danielle, what's up? So I'm going to
do something that I don't normally do and then your
image laser every movie. I am going to stay up
past my bedtime to do something very cool tonight. So

(59:51):
you know, I'm going to m Florida with Visitor Orlando
to do a lot of fun stuff there. But they
have something at Disney called the Villa, the Villain's Experience,
and you run up your and you know me, I
love Maleficent and the Evil Queen and Ursula, the Sea
Witch and all that stuff, so you only get to
experience it from like ten pm on a Thursday to
like two am. So I think I'm just gonna bite
the bullet. I'm gonna go tonight, do the show with

(01:00:13):
one hour or two hours of sleep, and then i
have to film all day tomorrow, so I'm not going
to be very energetic, but I'm excited. You gotta Well,
thanks for the warning. It's okay to stay up late.
You're not gonna die. No, No, just one night won't
kill me, right, No, it's something you're gonna love. I
can't wait up great memories. I'll just go talk to Jamison. Hey, Jamison, Yeah,
all right, go ahead, fill me in. I'm looking for

(01:00:34):
a new show to bene and you're into what. So
there's two shows and it's kind of funny because they're
both Australian shows. Okay, So one is called Rake, like
you're raking leaves right, and he is an attorney in Australia.
But again, he's a genius, but he's like a screw
up at the same time. Oh so the crap that

(01:00:55):
he puts himself into is just hilarious. Okay, then and
Rake on net Flicks. All right, what else you got?
And then there's another one that's called Harrow, So it's
Arrow with an H in front of it. Yeahn h
r r ows. And that's on Hulu. Yeah it's on Hulu.
And again it's in Australia. But this guy is a pathologist,

(01:01:17):
but again he's a he's a genius, but he puts
himself in a really bad situation. And the tone for
that show is a little more serious, where Rake is
like a little more tonical. But they're both great shows. Unfortunately,
Harrod's only got one season. Rakes got like sixth seasons.
Oh really, see, I'm afraid to start a sixth seasoner,

(01:01:37):
you know what I'm saying. I'm afraid. Yeah, sometimes I
don't finish those and even though they're good. All right,
So Rake and Harold, thank you, Jamison, thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah,
have a great day. All right. What else we're looking at? Brian? Hi, Hello, ladies, Hello, lady.
I look, I won't keep along. I just want to know,
give me a show or two that you're loving. Benching Bening.

(01:01:58):
So so back in the JS, when Charms first came out,
I fell in love. I loved you so im a
listen blato. And I never thought I would enjoyed the reboot,
but it's on Netflix right now, and I fell in
love with the show all over again. Called it's called reboot,
It's called Charmed Charm. It's a charmed reboot. Yeah, okay,
now I'll get it. Yea. Yeah, because I wanted to

(01:02:23):
say congratulations on your upcoming wedding, oh, thank you. And
and I was also wondering my boyfriend and I have
been together for five years and we've never gone on
a real vacation. Do you have a cruise by any show?
I don't right now, but don't we have cruises coming up?
Maybe we have? We have an announcement coming up in
an hour. And so Andy Stewart, who's the CEO of Norwegian,

(01:02:47):
We're gonna we're gonna screw a cruise run out of him.
Yeah does that sound dirty? But if I had one
to give you on, don't you just wish Oh here's
a cruise? Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. I wish I could.
All Right, well, look find a way to go go
to NCL dot com and see see what you can
find on there. You may be surprised how you can
swing that. Okay, all right, definitely check it out. Thank

(01:03:09):
you so much, well, thank you, thank you for the congratulations. Yeah,
oh my gosh, we were about a month I got
we're about a month away from uh getting married. I
can't believe it. Well, by the way, I'm about to
blow my nose on the air. It's not as bad
as your day when I burped on the air. You
gotta get it out, yea. My allergies are raging right
now too. I sneeze like I look at things and
I sneeze. Yeah, raging, raging, what scary. I don't mean

(01:03:31):
to be an ass, but I really hate when people
ambush you on the air like that asking for stuff.
Please ask for T shirt. But come on, here's the thing.
I get that scary. But he has heard Elvis give
people cruises before it has happened, and this may be
his only opportunity to do that. Yeah. I tell you,
I had I had a cruise, I would have given

(01:03:52):
it to him. I'm totally fine with this. Scary. That's disgusting, scary.
Thank you. We've got food. We've got food news with
scary on the way, I mean, froggy. Yeah, froggy. Sorry
about that. I'm sorry for that beat down. Uh no, no,
thank you, I'm fine. Don't worry about me. Okay, it's okay,

(01:04:15):
We move on, move on. So I went to this
dinner last night James Beard House, Ye all, a part
of the James Beard Foundation. James Beard was a huge,
huge culinary force here in New York City for so
many years. He taught people in his big town house
had a cook and this and that, and now that
James Beard Foundation sends people to school, culinary school. I mean,

(01:04:36):
it's all about making food the star right in our
country anyway. So our friend Peter Botros, great chef from
Staten Island, he decided to do a themed I themed
dinner last night using corn. You with me. It's corn

(01:04:56):
a vegetable, I hear, it's a start. Yeah, they don't
count it as a like I count it even on
weight Watchers like zero point vegetables, Like it's not a vegetable.
But so every every dish had corn. Hold I'm trying
to pull up the menu and you're like, well, how
many dishes has corn? All of them? And uh, can

(01:05:18):
you do with corn? Oh? Man, I don't in the
bathroom to the marrow. First of all, you know we
live in the Northeast, which has arguably the best corn
in the world. Right, so he did this seven coarse
corn dinner. It started with chilled Jersey corn soup. Uh,

(01:05:42):
and then blue crab salad with wild strawberries and grilled
corn with Bosomic reduction. La la la. And then these
little blue corn tacos with with meat in them. Whatever.
Where was the corn on the cob? Well, no, he
took it off the cob. Oh. I like it on
the cob. We had a corn risotto with spicy chreizo.

(01:06:03):
We had corn everything corn. Did you have a corn dessert?
Had a corn dessert? Was? It was a corn pan
of cotton. It was unbelievable. And we had corn bread
and it was everything. And it's right. Do you know
today I'm burping the corn? Yeah? There creamed corn. I
love cream corn. Oh, I know in the can. I
love cream corny they believe it or not. I love

(01:06:23):
cream corn in the can. It's from my childhood. My
mom would always give us cream corn in the can.
But I gotta tell you, I'm not saying that develops.
Some Some of the dishes had a sauce that was
that resembled cream corn in the can. Oh I enjoy
the sauce as well from cream corn. Nothing wrong with
the corn. I love corn, corn corn last night that

(01:06:44):
you won't even have to ask yourself that corn last night.
You'll know the answer. I got a lot of questions
about that, but I don't think they're appropriate. Okay, I
can really ask this. Corn is difficult to digest. How
come you chew it up? But when it comes out
it looks whole? What does it? It's like a magic trip. Yeah.
I don't think you chew at all. I think you
choose some of the pieces. No, no, no, no, no no,

(01:07:06):
Because I have eaten corn and made sure I chewed
every single kernel, and sure enough, magic doesn't break down there.
There's a Texas As my friend always says, you don't
eat corn, you just borrow it. I heard the corn
grows in your stomach. Oh no, I heard that in tomatoes.

(01:07:29):
Missus Dobe in sixth grade told us that when you
eat corn and tomatoes, they germinate or something in your
stomach and they grow in your intestines. I don't believe.
I think that's why you see the corn. I heard
that if you swallow a piece of gum, you grow
a gum tree in your stomach. We know that I
ain't happening or watermelons, but I have no I did

(01:07:49):
here that if you eat gum it takes seven years
to digest. Is that true? I don't think, because God,
I must have like eight pounds of gum. And if
you get stuck in there on other pieces of your body. Now,
if I, let's say I choot some bubblegum and swallowed
it could on blow bubbles up my butt. Try we
should try? And really, is this conversation just out of

(01:08:10):
its mind? Can't you need answers to the corn thing?
That's right? Froggies news about grub right? I thought the
corn conversation should get us right into food news. It did.
We all love white Casket, right, White White Castle be nice.
You know it's been fifteen years since Harold and Kumar

(01:08:32):
go to White Castle, and to celebrate, they are giving
away one million sliders at White Castle. That's a lot
of sliders, yes, it is. Score your ten free mini
sliders by ordering from the Uber Eats White Castle menu
and then used the coupon code one million sliders. You
just have to spend ten bucks offer good through the
rest of the month. August thirty first, so get your

(01:08:53):
one million sliders from white Castle. Did you know that?
I know Saturday is also as a National Chocolate Chip Day,
but you know it's also Mustard Day. Elvish and Frenches
has teamed up with Coolhas to create Frenches Mustard ice cream.
Mustard ice cream. We were talking about this. It'll be available.
Is this something you'd want to eat? I don't think so,

(01:09:15):
but they say it takes like a mix between bubblegum
and cotton candy when you first put it in your mouth,
but then you get the mustard taste that loves like
a terrible combination. I would try it. You'd like to
try it. It's available in New York City and Los
Angeles later this week. Thanks. Oh, make sure you about
free your mind the rest. You know. I love my
Olive Garden and my chain restaurants. So the Olive Garden

(01:09:38):
Pasta Pass is back. You can get it August fifteenth,
starting at two pm Eastern time. It will be available,
but remember it goes very very fast, so it makes
sure you have to be at Olive Garden dot com.
Write a two pm Eastern and make sure you pick
it up right and it costs you ten times more.

(01:09:59):
I know we've been talking about the change if possible,
Halloween moving to the last Saturday in October from October
thirty first, and Snickers candy bars are completely behind it.
They are saying if the chains happens, they will give
away one million free Snickers to America, who have just
given away a million thing a lot. Yeah. So if
you'd like to sign up for the change, it's available

(01:10:20):
to sign the petition at change dot org. Guest Snickers
are my favorite. Oh my god, thank thank you. Johnny.
Someone just sendetection saying yes, it's true. Seven years to
digest gum. Why how do they know that? I don't know.
I've always heard it. What else have you always heard?

(01:10:42):
I get Ben on the phone, Hi, Ben, Hey, what's
going on? Guys? Well, we're just trying to figure out
the gum digestion thing in any insight. Yeah, I heard
you guys talking about it. I heard that that rum
or two all this. I think what it is is
if your body keeps it in, it takes it seven
years age, but you poop it out just like any
other food. Okay, so if it stays in, then it's

(01:11:04):
gonna take you seven seven years to break it down. Yeah.
Is that the same as that Barbie shoe that I
swallowed as a child that came out in a calonic
I thought, yeah, we got that out. This is a
disgusting conversation. All right, well, Ben, thank you, thank you
for clearing that up. Now I'll get it. Maybe it's
an old wives tale. This says it is an old
wives tale that your body can't digest it, but your

(01:11:24):
body will pass it. Yeah. How would they know? They
would have had to have somebody swallowed gum and then
monitor their booty for seven years. I don't know. Maybe
they just know hush rihanna. Sorry, No, here's the thing.
I guess they just know what's in gum and they
know what the stomach can do. They say, know they
would take it seven years. Yeah, I don't believe that.

(01:11:46):
Let's get into the three things you need to know, Gandhi.
We just gave you like ten things you don't need
to know about corn and fig gum. I think some
of that's very valuable information. I don't know. Let's get
into other three things. What do you have going on? Delta?
Airlines Pie facing charges after he almost flew a plane
across the country drunk. He SA agents said that when
he came through they could smell it. Then they saw

(01:12:07):
in his stuff that he had an alcohol container on him,
and when he saw that police were giving tests, he
tried to leave the screening area, so he didn't actually
take off, but he is going to be facing some
charges because of that. You know, we don't need drunk pilots. No, no,
he don't. It's what we don't need. Hey, we do not.
Multiple suspensions expected after Tuesday night's baseball brawl. Did you

(01:12:27):
guys see that whoa? Yes, the Reds manager actually jumped
into all of it, so they say it was pretty
brutal and these guys are going to be having to
face some consequences because of that. And finally, Burger King
is rolling out a meatless whopper. It's going to happen
next week, starting August eighth, the Impossible Whopper will be
available at over seven thousand Burger Kings, so you can
have a whopper without even new meat. All right, thank

(01:12:50):
you the Morning Show. Hey, guys, bedtime is sometimes a
battle for both you and your kids. For instance, my
daughter l she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well, fortunately
Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's Kids
Melotony gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find pures
E's Kids in stores everywhere. What's going on with Scottie?

(01:13:18):
I've got a he just ran out. Okay, we just okay,
listen talk anymore poop talk today. Okay, we've done enough.
We've reached our limit. Uh Froggy's about to head out
early to play golf with Luke Bryan. I think that's
so cool. Yeah, I am so nervous yet so excited.
You have to uh, you have to try try to

(01:13:39):
beat him? You do, yeah? No, yes, if you want
him to remember you. Nobody remembers the people they beat.
You remember the people who beat you. Yeah, go out
there and have an honest game. Don't don't try to
let him win? Is he a good golfer? Do you know?
I'm not sure? I know the other guy that's playing
with us, Cole Swindell. I know he's very good, so
there's no chance I'm going to beat him, But I
don't know if Luke's good. You don't give it your best, frog,

(01:14:00):
come on, But don't don't whuss out and go in.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm gonna be so nervous,
like do it so on my When I play music
in the cart, do I play Luke Bryan music or
something else? No? No, I need some hunt Yeah, okay,
some hardcore hip hop I do too. Great. Tea's out

(01:14:21):
golfing today. Look, everyone's golfing except for those of us
who don't golf. Hey, Gregory, Hey, what's going on? Yes?
Are you golfing? Well, I'm about to get over to
the golf course right now. I just wanted to check in.
Is the everything okay without me over there? Yes, no, okay,
we're holding it down. But greg Tea's golfing for a

(01:14:42):
good cause. Yeah, and we're gonna we're missing you. I'm
raising money and awareness for spinal cord injuries for Michael Nicholas. Nichols.
Yeah Nichols, That's what I said. But whatever, all right, well, look,
thank you, and I have a nice day. Okay. I'm
listening to the show and it's getting a little bit

(01:15:03):
too dirty. I would clean it up a little bit,
all right, my god, all right, thank you. This comes
from the guy who coped on the floor. Okay again again,
I don't even want to hear that word one more time. Today.
We're done gets naked all the time, but we're dirty. Yeah,
we're done. Uh. Let's getting into sound with Garrett. Garrett,
what's going on? All right? Let's talk about James Gordon

(01:15:23):
and John Legend teaming up to do a little riff
off last night on James Gordon's Late Night show and
they covered Louis Capaldi's Someone You Loved This song on
Nothing Really Got Away and driving me crazy. It always
sounds so good. Somebody to know, somebody to have somebody

(01:15:46):
to it's easy to say they sound good. All right, So, Elvis,
you're getting married and about like a month and a half,
as we've talked about. And a woman in New York
City just turned one hundred and seven years old and
CNN asked her, Hey, what is the secret to a
long life? I think the secret of one hundred and
seven I never got married. I think that's a secret.

(01:16:09):
My sister says, I wish I never got married. She says, wow, five, Yeah,
I know. Okay. So the secret, so you're saying, getting married,
may it gives you a shorter life according to her,
I had heard otherwise, but I don't know. So Gandhi,
I'll live forever, okay, and Scary's living forever. Yeah. All right,
let's talk about childish. Gambino did a cool cover of

(01:16:31):
Garth Brooks lost in You Check Sexy. What make a
baby with that baby making music? All right? Let's talk

(01:16:52):
about a podcast on the iHeartRadio network. It's called Bisiography. Now.
I've been getting a lot of dms and emails about
this specific podcast, not for the host, Dana Barrett, but
for her producer, because people think Nate is masking as
another producer on another show. So you're saying her producer

(01:17:13):
sounds like Nate. Yes, all right. Today we're swiping right
on the story of Tinder, and with me as always
is my producer, new guy Nick. All right. So I
do have to ask, though, Dana, have you ever used
or been on Tinder? I have not. I have not
ever swiped right or left, and you young millennial sir.
I tried it for a short time and I did
a couple swipes, but I never really got into it

(01:17:35):
very much. So I would say technically, no, okay, wait,
you can't. There is no there is no gray area here.
It's either yes or no. Yes, yes I have and
yes I swiped right and left. Sounds just like you.
I mean usually if they say you have a doppelganger
or someone sounds like you, you say, now, there's nothing
like me. Do you agree, Nate? That sounds like you.
You know how you can't really hear your own voice.

(01:17:57):
I can't hear my own voice. But that guy sounds
exactly like crazy. Oh my god, I wonder if he
looks like me too. I'm gonna look him up. This
voice doppelganger. Yeah, let's be honest. If there's nobody that
attractive out there except well, I had to agree with you,
but yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I wonder if he's
a bloated ego like you. Come on, kind of sounds

(01:18:18):
like it. You want to play some new music? I do,
just like. This is one of my favorite songs out
right now. It's number one across the board. Chain Smokers.
They constantly put out new music and they just were
named the biggest DJs of the year, overtaking Calvin Harris.
I do believe and this is a takeaway. We love it.
You're a good American. Garrett thank you so much. I

(01:18:42):
love Change Smokers. The song is I think number one
on whatever everything? Yeah, number one on everything. I think
all songs should end with a helicopter. That does sound fun,
you know what I'm saying. Hey, I've got a real
live doctor on the phone, Doctor David Hi, Doctor David
hil Us. We love it when the world's best positions
talp by to give us free advice better than charging

(01:19:06):
your insurance. I know. So we were talking earlier, doctor
David about chewing gum and how it, uh, what does
it do in your digestive system? Does it break down
or do you pass it? Or what's the truth from
your point? It breaks down completely digestive tract. It doesn't
even make it normally to the large intestine whole. It's

(01:19:27):
just another protein, just another piece of candy. It's normally
digested completely by either the stomach of the small intestine.
I mean, it's just processed gum. Wow wow, Okay. I
have had small children come in with like obsessive compulsive
disorders and they have eaten so much gum it's caused
a bowel obstruction. But these are like people who eat
the entire double bubble bucket like in one sitting. Yeah, no, no,

(01:19:51):
that's that's not a good one. Now, any of the
questions for doctor David. Okay, you're scary about celery. Is
it true that celery has negative of calories and it
costs more energy to consume celery than actual and actually,
you know you know what I'm saying. We've heard this before. Yeah,
is it true? Is it's mostly water in fiber? Celery

(01:20:12):
isn't one of the only food negative calorie foods, So
you're burning calories by eating it. You're burning about as
many calories chewing it as it would give you. But
it's not got any necessarily nutritional properties. Yeah, I mean
so I would say other water based foods would be
like watermelon and stuff like that. Very good watermelons are
extremely high glycimic. You do not want to give that

(01:20:33):
to somebody with like diabetes or anything of them can
eat watermelon with his diabetes, I wouldn't eat a lot
of it. Well, I've I put tequila with mine, so
it's okay. It cancels it all out right, Yes, God,
doctor David. What is a way that I can lose
weight without exercising or eating? Right over? Hey, doctor David,

(01:20:56):
thanks for calling in. I sure do. I can rest
tonight knowing that you're listening to us, and don't forget
about your corn and your diet. The only part that
isn't digested is usually the membrane on the outsides of
the colonels. Everything inside of there has already been digested.
An illusion, yes, but what if you chew it well?
But like Froggie swears he chewed it all and then
it still comes out whole colonels? How's that puzzle? Have

(01:21:19):
you ever tried to chew through a thin piece of leather?
You're actually just flattening it, You're not chewing it. Oh,
look from David, you're very smart doctor. We love doctor.
Can you slide into our DM so we can ask
you questions? Always still free? All right, thank you doctor
for several years. So it's kind of cool that I
got called today by Nate. I was so confused. He
has that effect on people anyway, doctor David, thank you,

(01:21:41):
Thank you so much. Not a problem. You'll have a
blessed day. We will, thank you. Oh that is the
icing on the Where is he located? I'm looking for
a new general practitioner. I know mine just left the practice.
What kind of doctor is he? Give them? You don't
have all the information. There's certain stuff you just don't

(01:22:02):
want to ask the doctors and your family. You know,
I will tell you right now exactly. I'll tell you
right now. Everyone told you'll meet someone like doctor David,
and with me it was doctor Oz. These people are
just brilliant. Yeah, oh yeah, you can talk to them
about anything and everything. It's just it fascinates me to
hang out with people who just have the answers. I
love doctors. I have no answers. We google and get

(01:22:22):
the wrong answer all the time. Last night we were
having a dinner and there were six offics at the table,
and every other sentence was I remember that, what is
the name? Gave me a hand on my phone? We
were we were googling all night, like every other sentence
was something we had to look up because either we
just don't retain information or we're just asking questions that
there's two wild I don't know. I would be I

(01:22:45):
think if I lost Google, I would be lost. I
would be lost. Yeah, how many times my kids ask
me a question and I go, let me check Google
for you turn on the Google. We'd have to read
books and remember things though. Boo no, all right, Daniel,
all right. So yeah, yesterday was the thirtieth anniversary of
the Game Boy hitting stores in the United States. So
somebody posted a list of the thirty best games of

(01:23:06):
all time and they are saying that Tetris is on top.
I would see that Tetris can keep you busy for hours, totally,
but then I get a lot of games can It
is officially over what Stock fifty has been canceled and
it's not coming back. The co founder, Michael said that
it was a sad day, but all the artists and
the agents have been paid because they signed on the

(01:23:27):
dotted line and you got to do that. And he's
encouraging them to donate ten percent to charity, so hopefully
some of them will do that. Kanye has been talking
up that new low income housing project that he's been
working on. It's inspired by the dome, the domed buildings
on Luke Skywalker's home on his planet of tattooing in
Star Wars. The first photos are online and if you

(01:23:47):
look at them and you're a Star Wars fan, it
does look like that. I see Star Wars fans just
wanting to move in there. That's what I see. This
is so like it makes you cringe. Billie Eilish, she
has those long acrylic nails. Well, she ripped one off
accidentally and it took part of her real nail off
and it's all bloody and oh blah, and she posted

(01:24:09):
its Instagram. She said, yeah, you know what, it's it's done.
I'm done with these nails. Uh. The standalone ben Affleck
movie got canceled. You guys remember that Justice League bombed
at the box office. As they said, you know what,
We're not going ahead with this, forget it. So the
script got leaked and we learned that Batman would have
actually been thrown in the Arkham Asylum, which is the
same hospital where his old enemies are locked up. So,

(01:24:31):
now that Robert Pattinson is taking over for Batman, they're
wondering if this script will be looked at again and
maybe revamped, and that they'll go it does sound like
a good plot, so we'll see. And how do you
scare away a mountain lion? Well, a woman in British
Columbia was being stalked by a mountain lion while she
was walking out with her out with her dog last Tuesday,

(01:24:54):
it was stalking her dog totally. She grabbed her phone
and she blasted the Metallica song Don't Tread on Me,
and she scared the Mountain line away. So put on
Metallica and you'll have no more problems with Mountain Lion.
That is my lesson for you today tonight. On television,
we're all loving a lot of different Netflix things. I

(01:25:15):
know that right now Typewriter is the really scary one
that everybody's watching. And I'm loving a show called Catastrophe,
which I talked about a while back. It's really a
cool it's a British woman and this American guy who
wind up getting married and they're just nuts. They're they're crazy,
so it's a lot of fun. But check it out.
That's it, all right, Thank you, Daniel. Hey, So when
did you realize you're an adult? Oh gosh, I don't

(01:25:37):
think I am yet, you know, and way had kids?
Maybe yeah? Yeah. Science says for men it's age twenty six,
for women twenty three, No way nah. But do you
feel like an adult twenty three? No, they say the answer.
The answer has nothing to do with age. Of course.
The top ten songs You're an adult it things like

(01:25:57):
watching the evening news Nope, nope, cooking dinner most of
the week nope. Scheduling regular medical appointments. So I'm trying
to get doctor David's number. I know. I mean, straighten aight.
Are you an adult? Yeah, I've been an adult for
a while, very grown up? Yeah, what about you? Yes,
because I have kids, Like, I'm not an adult with myself,

(01:26:19):
but like I'll look at I look at my kids
and I realize I got to take care of them
as an adult, and so I try to put my
adult pants on for that. See, I have adult pants features,
but I also have things that are far from being
an adult. Like I mean we party hard on a Tuesday. Yeah,
we go crazy. Yeah, but at the same time, I
make appointments for regular medical exams. Having a budget nope, No, no,

(01:26:42):
you're gonna have a budget. Nope, sometimes I do. Buying
a house adult yeah, okay, filing your own taxes, uh,
Understanding and monitoring your credit score, I do that. Yeah,
but we have LifeLock, We have lifelucks, Inquit all these
other ones that to help us out. Yeah. You invest
your money in a four oh one k h you

(01:27:03):
do that? You do that I did that. Yeah, uh,
what about what time you go to bed? Nope? No,
I'm the most irresponsible sleeper I have ever met in
my life, Like a puppy. If I'm tired, I just
go to bed right in the middle of the day
to at night. I don't know. Scary, Are you an adult?
I'm a man child. I have a real fear of

(01:27:24):
growing up. Yeah, we held back up. What does that
mean growing up? Because to me, I'm an adult by definition,
but I don't feel like I'm an adult, and I
think it's pathetic. But no, you say you're afraid of
growing up? What does that mean? What is growing up?
What is it about growing up that scares you? What
is it? Well, first of all, I still act like
a kid, all right, So it scares me because it

(01:27:45):
just means that you've crushed over into another another world,
and I don't want to. I don't want to experience
what I've seen other people ghost like Like what, I
don't say the word scary other than engagement and being
can you could be committed but not married. I'm just saying,
goes well beyond that for me, Like you're just afraid

(01:28:06):
of getting boring? I don't want to be like my friends,
but your friends like that everything I want to be friends.
I have for friends that I still hang with that
are still cool. Single. No, some of them are married,
some of them have kids and families, but these other
ones are just they let themselves go. You look on Facebook.

(01:28:27):
Facebook is the perfect place, but you don't have to
be that person. It's like, I know, I don't, but
I don't want to turn into that. Okay, you're skipping
here and this is what it deserves um observation. It's like,
why you're afraid? Why are you afraid of doing adult things?
You lose relevancy. My friends, some of my friends, some

(01:28:49):
of my friends that are my age, they they they're
out of fashion touch. They don't even know Musicion, this
is about to get so about. I don't want to
get but no offense. I don't. I don't understand where
you're what you're what you're coming from. An we don't
think you ever were in time. I don't know a
song or an artist past nineteen ninety two. I think

(01:29:11):
that's terrible. You have to stay. But do you think
they're really happy living in the thing that they like
the part of life where they're happy. Well, well that's
that's just sad. Well it's different. And see, I think
my kids keep me young a lot of times because
I'm up on a lot of the hip hop music
because that's my son's listen to. I'm telling you, I
think that they actually helped me to stay relevant with

(01:29:33):
a lot of pop culture and stuff like that. I mean,
other than the show. I will tell you though, the
list of things I read off, the things that signify
that you're more you're adulting, meaning like having a budget,
paying bills on time, that kind of thing. It actually
you find that when you are a little more responsible,
life is a little easier and you have more time
to go and play. Yeah, go on benders. Hello, you

(01:29:54):
know what I'm saying. I don't know. I just I
don't know. There's nothing wrong with being an adult. I'm
in I still haven't experienced a lot of things I want.
I want to go on a bender one day. What
No one wants to go on a bend of the bender?
Just do I've never had that seat. I was hanging
out with Gandhi. Yeah, I was so late to the
party growing up. So that's why. What did I tell

(01:30:17):
you the other day about him that he was late
to the party growing up, was a virgin until he
was thirty two. Whoa, yeah, till he got this job.
He didn't live the life that he wanted to live
like we all lived in our teams and yeah and
and and yeah, Okay he's living it now. They're just
cut it up. Okay. I think that's what happened with
Mariah Carey. What do you mean? So? I think when

(01:30:39):
Mariah Carey was married to Tommy Mottola, I think that
he he dictated a lot of things about her life.
And that's what a lot of people know. So I
think that she didn't do the things that she wanted
to do back then, and dress the way she wanted
to dress, and dance and all these things. So I
think she's doing all those things now. Also, keep in
mind when she was younger, she uh. I think she

(01:31:00):
probably enjoyed living a life of being naive and not
having to be an adult. I don't know, we weren't there. Yeah,
But anyway, so being an adult is it really that awful?
I mean, yeah, is it awful to be responsible? Why
is that responsible? I might talk to my sister all
the time about she just needs to take over my life,
like I absolutely have the money to pay my bills
on time, just forget. See that's that was me for many,

(01:31:21):
many years. But now you can do it automatically. Yeah,
if you don't lose your credit cards. Hey, so our
friend Andy Stewart from NCL from no Agent Cruise Lines
calling up next with some announcement and we know what
it is. I don't have no clue. It's what we're chatting,
all right, And I bet we I bet we fight
a cruise to give away. Right, let's talk about takes

(01:31:50):
bake shop all right. Look, tomorrow is National ice Cream
Sandwich Day. I thought that was last week. Have we
hit a National ice Cream Sandwich Day like five times? Why?
A lot of stuff happening? You know what? Every day
should be National ice cream a Sandwich Day. And the
cool thing is is you can get great, great, wonderful
ice creams and the Tates Pape Shop cookies. They make

(01:32:12):
the perfect, perfect, perfect companion for the ice cream. You
could use the crispy buttery Tats chocolate chip cookies that
we use all the time. They also have coconut crisp
the buttercrunch cookies. Tell do buttercrunch cookies with put con prayline.
Is that an adult flavor? So you can turn this

(01:32:35):
into a full ice cream sandwich bar for your friends.
So do this next time you go into a barbecue
or a party. You gotta grab the bags and bags
and bags of tats, all the different different varieties, different flavors,
and grab some ice cream. Two yeah, and say, hey,
I brought dessert ice cream sandwiches. So let's celebrate as
we do every day with tates with ice cream sandwiches.
Who's in text us Standard data and messaging rates may apply.

(01:33:00):
It's delist rated in the morning show. Hey, So I'm
just looking at the list of all the cruises we've
been tanking so many so, I mean back in February,
Alex and I went on we were on Bliss. Right.
Brody is currently in Alaska on Joy. Froggy was in
the Greek Islands on Star Nate Cruise Alaska on Joy
with his future parents in law. I don't know that yet.

(01:33:25):
Jake and the Bahamas Scary Uh is going to be
in the Venditerranean in when in August. Gandhi cruising the
Greek Isles in August as well. Yep, and Kathleen's going
to Alaska. Garrett's going to do Bermuda. I did Bahamas
in Alaska. I did the Bahamas in February two. Yeah,
I've got the president and CEO of Norwegian Cruise Line,

(01:33:47):
Andy Stewart with us high and morning guys, Morning Elvis,
morning everyone. Oh my gosh, I'm doing I'm surprised you
still talk to us. We've been taking up all your space.
I was talking. I was sort of Korean yesterday and
she was. She was telling me all the cruises and
I'm like, it's unbelievable. But you know, I'm really happy
you guys are spending the summer staying with us. It's fantastic.

(01:34:10):
And I was just talking to Nate about the meeting
of the parents. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of funny. You sound.
You sound extra hippy today. You know. I've got my
morning tea. I'm in the office. I was looking forward
to chanting for you guys. It's been too long. So yeah,
I'm feeling good. All right, We've got news Encore is
coming in November, so we're all excited about our brand

(01:34:32):
new ship. I'm giving birth to a new ship. It's
going to hurt a little bit anyway. So Encore will
begin cruising round trip Eastern Caribbean Miami in November and
then make her way up to New York City and
she's going to hang out here then do Bermuda and
then tell us about how exciting it is before you
right before you launch a new ship. You know, it's
the most exciting time for the year for us. Everyone's

(01:34:54):
gearing up for the ship, where the crew start to
arrive on the ship around now, which is is always
exciting for the new team to get together and start
to work together. We the the technical team over at
the ship making sure everything is in good shape. The
hotel operations team are starting to open galleys and start
to cook the food and see how all of that goes.

(01:35:17):
So it's a tremendously exciting time. I'm lucky. I get
to go over on the thirtieth October and that's the
day we actually take delivery of the ship and uh
and then you know, we write the big check and
UH and take delivery and then she's really ours. We've
we've given birth and UH and then we then we
do a bunch of events. We take the we do

(01:35:39):
some events in Europe, and then we sail the ship
from Southampton to New York. So we arrive in your
hometown and we spend a couple of days there. So
I can't wait. You'll be some of the first people
to get on board the ship. Yeah, we're going on.
Oh yeah, and there's a lot of great things going
on Encore of course on a rather by Scarpetta, an
incredible dining experience. We also had the largest racetrack at see.

(01:36:02):
Of course, we've got a full service Starbucks. Yes, of course,
Kinky Boots. I mean there's a lot going on. Yeah,
Kinky Boots. It's gonna be amazing. So when Encore is
closer to us, I know in November is our official
first time on board, right, we'll let you know. Yeah,
that'll be the that'll be the first time I board
the ship. And then we and then we sailed down
here and we're doing something that I'm really excited about.
We've donated the ship to the Boys and Girls Club

(01:36:24):
of Miami Day for the night, and so we're trying
to raise one point five million dollars for the Boys
and Girls Club here. Oh, we'll get that done. Don't
even lose sleep over that. Hey, um, we do have
a piece of business to get to here. As far
as Encore, we need a godparent. And I know we
had sat down and we spoke about some ideas and
this and that. I'm not going to tell you who,

(01:36:45):
but I think I have someone for you. Oh so,
I didn't want to be pushy. I didn't want to
chase you guys, but I've been a little nervous. I'll
the edge of my seat waiting for the phone call.
And phone hasn't been ringing. Okay, it's okay, Well no, no, no, yeah,
we've been We've been on the ships. So anyway, I
think we have a godparent for you. I'm fingers crossed

(01:37:06):
it we're gonna get anything signed. But as you know,
we were we are godparents for Bliss. Yeah and uh.
Then they said, well, you did such a great job,
you need to find us a godparent for Encore. I
think we have the perfect person. You're gonna love it.
We allow we're not allowed to do twice. Oh no,
you need I mean why not. The president of the
United States gets to be president. I'll tell you what.

(01:37:27):
We will be very very very involved with Encore. She's
our she will be our second ship. Okay, okay, A
very very hard for us to figure out who who
are godparents after after you guys. So I'm anxious they've
got a tough act to following. Any any hints, any anything, No, no, no, no,
be a clue, no no, uh no, I don't want
to give it a one. If it's male or female?

(01:37:49):
She oh she okay, and she's uh and you know
her and you love her. Oh yeah, she's actually a
friend of ours. Don't don't ask any more questions. I've
said too much. Okay, all right, all right, so it
would be the fairy godmother. It's a fairy godmother. Yes,

(01:38:12):
she has wings? All right. So I do feel like
we've been asked almost every day, Andy, every day people
ask us for a cruise. I'm like, we'll go to
NCL dot com and get you a cruise. They still
have great, great stuff going on over there. You can
check it up. So I'm gonna give away a cruise
right now. I don't know where a win or how,
but we're gonna give away of a cruise. If it's
one of yours or one of mine. Yes, now, this

(01:38:33):
one comes from your pie. There's always seems to be
that way. Around. We appreciate that. Now we'll give away
hours in due time. But I'm gonna wait till we
have Encore rolling because I want I want to fill
her up just like we did Bless last year. That's
gonna be amazing, amazing. Well, Andy, you know we love you.
Is there anything else we need to cover other than
the fact that we did find you a godparent and
we're almost this close to announcing. Well, I can't wait

(01:38:55):
till we announce. That is going to be incredibly exciting.
I know you guys done a fantastic job in finding
a wonderful god parents. So we look forward to announcing that.
I can't we can't wait to welcome Scary and Gandy
and Kathleen and Garrett on their cruises that are coming
up soon all over the world made Alaska Bermuda. So
that's uh, we look forward to that. I hope Broke
Brody is having a good time in Alaska at the moment.

(01:39:17):
I've seen some wonderful posts. He actually posted a picture smiling.
He never he never smiles. Strangest thing. Well, Andy, have
a beautiful day. Thanks for calling in and checking in. Okay,
We've got lots of work to do. He's wonderful catching
up with you guys. Thanks to take care byebye, all right, yeah,
Encore on the way a brand new ship. I love

(01:39:37):
the brand new ship smell. I tell you what. Let's
give away a cruise Andy's cruise, remember, yeah, Andy, this
is from Andy's. Yeah, not one of ours. We have
an allotment of cruises right now we're giving away and
he's allotment a cruises. I mean, here's the president CEO.
He can fork up our cruise. All right, fork over
a cruise. We caller one hundred now and you will

(01:39:57):
cruise aboard Norwegian Cruise Line. We'll figure it out the
details later. One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
His name is Elvis, and I'm so good. Dran in
the morning show for many many years, many many, many

(01:40:22):
many years. I would travel, have fun, get on airplanes,
flight to other countries and other states, and go to
the beach whatever. I never ever considered myself a cruise guy,
and I'll tell you why. I just thought that being
on a ship, and I'd never been on a ship before,
would be a little constricting. And I like having my
own power to do everything I want to do, and
when I want to do it. And this is why

(01:40:43):
I'm totally thrown off by the cruise experience on Norwegian. Now, look,
you know we've been on Bliss. You guys have been
on many of their other ships, and we're finding that
they listened to the complaints and fears of people like
me by giving you an option to do whatever you
want to do on board when you're on board, and
then you get off board and enjoy a city, then
come back, come back for dinner or whatever, and it's amazing.

(01:41:06):
You make your own choices with dinners and reservations, just
like you would if you're in the city. You know,
you don't have to eat at the same time every night,
in the same restaurant every night. You have choices. I
always thought that's what it was too. That is what
it is on certain cruise lines. Much to say names
like they give you a time, you have to show up,
you have to sit with people you don't know exactly,
same people sitting with you every night. It's the same
weight staff every night. It's you know, very limited menu

(01:41:27):
every night, and you're like, what you know. I was
just blown away when I learned that that's not the
way it is no so freestyle dining. That's what it's
called freestyle cruising. Really, we live in a world, as
far as cruising goes of people who love it and
live by it. And we all have friends that just
love the cruise experience because a lot of it's taken
care of for you. You know, we also have a
lot of people out there who have never cruised before,

(01:41:48):
people like I used to be and I love it. Yeah,
I think I can't wait to find the time to
go back on another cruise. So we are launching Encore
coming up in November with a new godparent. It's gonna
be fat. I can't wait about that. So do we
have a cruise to give away? Here is this Mary?

(01:42:11):
It is Mary. Are you one of those people like
me who just never cruised before because you didn't know
what it meant? Or have you cruised it before? Have
you cruied? Yeah, I'd taken my first cruise last June.
Love it. It was phenomenal. However, it wasn't on the Norwegian.

(01:42:33):
But we stocked beside the Norwegian and I said to
my husband, look at that ship. I want to do
that next. Yeah, I tell you. When we were in
the Caribbean. I forgot where we were and we were
next to all the other ships that were in for
the day, and you could some of those ships. I'm like,
I wouldn't get on board that one. And I mean
it didn't look bad. It didn't look very fun. But

(01:42:53):
if you look at a Norwegian cruise ship, I mean,
look at all the look at it. We got one
here in the room. Look got beautiful. That is it's
just fun. It was an awesome, awesome just looking up
at it, it was massive. Well you're gonna be That's
what I might said. I can't even believe it. Don't
do that if you do, though, we have medical staff
on board. Congratulations, you're going on a Norwegian cruise, Mary,

(01:43:16):
and thank you for Oh my gosh, Elvis and I
have to say something to you and Danielle. Okay, back
in two thousand and eight, I listened to you every
morning and my mom unfortunately passed away from cancer. Two
months later my sister passed away. Wow, and it was
guaranteed that when I got in the morning in the car,
every morning, Danielle, you were up, choke up, but your

(01:43:39):
laughter kept me smiling. That every morning going to work,
you are just a wonderful person. And you get a
lot of calls that say you touch people. You don't
know how much you touch people. And that laughter, it
just melts my heart every time I daring and I
laugh with you. That's actually your call, just me my

(01:44:00):
whole entire year. Thank you, Mary. I'm so glad, Thank
you Mary for you Daniel. Daniel is just as genuinely
wonderful off air as she is on her Gandhi. She's
our sister. I love, and even though she laughs like
a hyena, you lived with me, you might think different. No, no,
I doubt that. Enjoy your your Norwegian cruise and make

(01:44:22):
sure you give us a buzz when you get back
to let us know how it was. Okay. I absolutely well.
Thank you guys, love you so much. Thank you. There
you go NCL dot com. Go check it out. There's
a lot of cruise in her all around the world.
We got we got the whole planet covered into the
three things you need to know, Gandhi. What are they?
Astronomers have discovered something really cool and it's a super earth.

(01:44:42):
They say it's thirty one light years away from us
and it looks habitable. It orbits a sun every fifty
six days and could have liquid water. They're going to
have a telescope start orbiting in twenty twenty liquid water,
liquid water. I know, well, they're could be frozen. Okay,
okays ah. The Yellow Sun Grizzly bear back. It's going
to be back on the protective species list. They took
it off in twenty seventeen, but a bunch of lawsuits

(01:45:04):
just got resolved saying no, in fact, you need to
protect the grizzly, So it's back on the endangered list. Yes.
And finally, Google is trying out a new service called
play Pass. Danielle, your kids might be interested in that.
It offers hundreds of premium apps and gaming. No, we
don't any more GA gaming. That's it. We're gamed out.
I'm Fortnite gave away three million dollars to a kid. Yeah,

(01:45:25):
I know, encourage it. You're right, all right, you're a
daniel Phone tap coming up next. This is this is
Iana Grande. Hey, what's up as policy? So guys, I'm
kid with Albus Duran Alvias Duran in the morning show.
This week at Party City, the Sizzling Summer Sale would
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apply see store for details. We all supplies last Elvis,
Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap Danielle. Yeah, all right,
what you do today? All right? So Hoping her boyfriend
Mark have been shopping for new furniture and it's consuming
a lot of their time, and of course, because that's
what it does. So Hope was like, you know what,
let's call Mark from a furniture store with a little problem. Okay,

(01:46:06):
see what happens here you? Hey, hello, great, Um, I'm
really upset. I'm sitting here trying to find the lamps
for the room in the front and I was listening
to something off the shelf and I made like she
standing right next to the saleswoman and she knocked over
this beautiful lamp and it shouted on the core. And
now she's saying that eye broke it, and she's yelling
at me, and she's told you to replace fault, and

(01:46:28):
she's bold with me. I don't know what you do. Wait,
she knocked it off? I did? I know she's standing
right there, which is I just not just telling you
that it's my phone. I want to talk to her
manager and his phone. Get the man. Don't don't worry
about it. Just just don't even don't even even ignore.
You're not gonna get in trouble. You know what. You
better pay for this lamp because you bring it your body.

(01:46:49):
You know that. Right here, this lady sounds like a bitch.
Get me on the phone. To get me on the phone,
will you do for a second? Oh yeah, who's this?
I am this lady's boyfriend. Okay, who cares? What? Okay? Look,
so she was just looking at the lamp and you
knocked it off. No, she knocked it off. She knocked

(01:47:09):
it off. It's very expensive. I'll shut off over there,
shut out. She broke it. She's got to pay. I
completely understand. I understand your policy. But is there a
possibility that you knocked it off? No? No, no, no,
no way. I've worked here for so many years, never
broken up. I'm not taught. You wanted me to talk
to your stupid to respect. Okay, listen, if we're gonna
talk in a respectful tone, you have to respect my

(01:47:30):
old Okay. You do not treat her like that. You
do not you know what she wanted to put me
on the phone with her stupid boyfriend, and yet she's
yelling over there like a moron. You say, okay, okay,
do you not yell at her like that? Okay, what
do you have to do with this at all? You
weren't here, You didn't see the bitch break the lamp.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who
you are. Like, okay, well then you know what. She's

(01:47:53):
got a paper, what she broke, and then why is
she putting me on the phone with you. I don't
want to talk to you. I don't want to talk
to your manager right now. I'm the manager. I'm the manager,
and she broke the lamp. I don't care you're the manager.
I'm gonna talk to you. We'll tell you right now.
Come the phone, let me talk to I'll tell you
right now. She's not leaving the store. I've locked the doors,
and she's not getting out until she pays for the lamp. Here,

(01:48:14):
talk to your stupid boyfriend. Get away from her, get
away from her, kill me out. You're not leaving, and
you pay for the lamp. Can't you pay for the lamp?
You can leave? Where are you? I'm done. Tell her
I'm just trying because she knows she broke it. He honey,
what street are you on? Honey, honey, tell me where
you are. I'm gonna call the police. Okay, pay for

(01:48:36):
the lamp, lady, can you afford it? Give me that
bitch on the phone. How can you date her? She all?
She does cry? You want me to give talk to you?
Don't tell me to shut the up. That's the number one. Okay, okay,
well number one if you don't talk about my girlfriend
like that. Okay, this conversation is being taped, and and
everybody that listeners to we can hear how. I am
a businesswoman, a professional, and I would never say anything

(01:48:58):
negative or use any profanity. Oh really, damn bitch, listen. Okay,
you can use the word bitch, which is profanity. I
never use that word. That is such a terrible word.
I would never say, sir, you really. I told you
that this conversation is being taped, and I am going
to take it to the authorities because you aren't. Yeah,

(01:49:18):
I don't care about you. Listen to this conversation. You
know who else is going to be listening to this conversation.
Elvis duran In the Morning Show. This is Daniel Monaro
from Elvis Durand and Marry Jone. You just got phone tap?
Did you do that? Why did you do that? Are
you trying to stop my heart? You were brutal? How

(01:49:41):
can you laugh after being so brutal? Mary, I'm sorry,
my good boyfriend. That was a tense This phone table
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Phone tab were bold Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
More people say they're going to come join us at

(01:50:01):
the New York City Wine and Food Festival for the
Elvis Duran Morning Show Taste of New York. Okay, I know,
big yay. All her favorite restaurants are going to be there.
We're signing up restaurants every day. The foods we love
to eat that we talk about on our show all
the time, they're going to be there, and maybe someone
will perform, if we can find someone. Oh but anyway,
I'll be signing books for the first five hundred people there.
But on top of that, we're kicking off the New

(01:50:23):
York City Wine and Food Festival. We want you there too, Thursday,
October tenth, pure ninety seven. It's all casual. It's gonna
be beautiful. If you want to go, buy your tickets
at NYCWFF dot org. Danielle, what's going on? All right? So,
sources are saying talks between Disney and Christina Aguilera, who
is offered to record some music for the upcoming live

(01:50:44):
action Mulan movie, have stalled. Now, if you remember she
in the cartoon version, she did the theme song from Mulan.
She is said to be expecting a six figure paycheck
for doing not too much, and they're saying, you know,
I don't think we're going to pay you that, so
we'll have to wait and see what happens. Well, be interesting. Okay,
We're gonna play would you rather you guys? Ready? Yeah,

(01:51:05):
so this is going around. Would you rather date these
celebrities or the characters they played? So I'm gonna give
you a couple. Would you rather date Bradley Cooper or
Jackson Maine from A Star Is Born? Jackson Maine from
A Star Is Born? Okay? Minus the thing is scary?
Jennifer Addiston or Rachel from Friends neither not. That's not
for you, Rael, Rachel. All right, this is for you.

(01:51:27):
Goddy Matt LeBlanc or Joey Tribani from Friends Joey Triana Friends,
Channing Tatum or Mike from Magic Mike yea Magic, the
same person. I know it's okay, Brian Cranston or Walter
White from Breaking Back, Brian Creston, Man, this one's for you, Nate,
Betty White or Rose from Golden Girls. Play them Stark

(01:51:52):
or Robert Downey Junior on that because yes, I would
pick Tony Stark as well. Um so Luke Brian, who
is playing golf with Froggy right now. His wife Carolyn
hit up Instagram with photos and clips from their recent
trip to the Bahamas. There's really cute videos of them,
Dan think being goofy swimming with the pigs. So that's
pretty cool. What Stop fifty is not happening? It is

(01:52:14):
officially over. Co founder Michael Lang said that it is
a sad day, but they couldn't get it together. All
the artists, all the agents have been paid because they
all signed a contracts. When you sign a contract, you
gotta pay a map, right, so he announced they hopefully
he's hoping they're going to donate ten percent of what
they made. Scary. I will find out where you can
return those tickets. And Sharon has been spending a lot

(01:52:39):
of money on real estate lately. Now I'm hearing he
anonymously put a bid on a three million dollar mansion
in an exclusive hilltop area of Australia. That he used
the town as a base for past tours because it's
also home to a lot of his close friends who
kind of book him on his international shows. The town
is a population of get this, just thirteen hundred, but

(01:53:01):
there's three times as many tourists to local attractions around
that area, so that's pretty cool. So a lot of
people like go to the local attractions but don't actually
live in the area itself. This isn't perfect for him,
I know exactly. Um let's see. Um. There is a
new report saying that Harper's Bizarre dropped Madonna for a
potential cover a couple of months ago and replaced her

(01:53:23):
with somebody else because Madonna is a nightmare to work with.
M We've heard that, right, yeah, okay? Uh? And Katy Perry,
how much does she spend on her glam squad? Apparently
her hairstyle is three thousand dollars, her wardrobe thirteen thousand dollars.
That was for just working on the dark Horse music video.
That's crazy. And just one more thing, there's a buzz

(01:53:45):
around Hollywood that two new A List stars may re
revealed in that college admission scandal. Who could they be
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