The Day We Started A Vacation Budget

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Poor, she's up this program we're prerecorded. Hey, is that
time when we meet Elvis Durando? Is that a sausage?
Junior Tan the nationally syndicated radio sha Alvis duran and
the Morning say, I love these guys. You guys are fabulous.

(00:23):
Listen to you guys in our work. Every day traffic
is Elvis Durand in the morning show, it's what this
is Elvis Durand in the Morning. I'm sorry I got
the wrong number. Sorry for the rain to call you
did me to call you? Hey, Welcome to the day.
Let's make it feel like a Friday, even though it's

(00:44):
only frigging Wednesday. It's Wednesday, June twenty fourth. Hi Danielle, Hello, Nandie, Scary, Hi,
Hi Froggy. Hello, No straight Nan, Elvis, Well, welcome to
the day. You know every morning I walk in and go, Okay, Danielle,
what song do you want to hear? Or some morning's Gandhi,

(01:05):
what song do you want to start the show with?
And Scary chimes in. We never asked Froggy to select
a song. Are you guys okay If our brother Froggy
chooses our song to open us up today, Yeah, Corse. Yeah,
go for it all right, Froggy, make it good. This
is your only chance. Rigae, Gleasias and Fitbull I like it.
Let's do it. Oh yeah, excellent choice, excellent choice. Thank

(01:26):
you Froggy broadcasting live from your guest bedroom in Jacksonville, Florida. Live. Yeah,
I don't know what tonight. Please excuse me now, my

(01:52):
girlfriend your boyfriend song occasionally. Oh no, welcome the things
I'm gonna w do you know? Oh shadow screaming loud,

(02:13):
let me hear you go, baby game the mama floor
like game. Mommy gave me small boy like game, screaming
like never before? Baby game like game hardy mama, if

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the girl, please excuse me, must be given. Oh you're
trying to keep my hands off. You're bagging me for
more round round around lululu. The time time to ask someone?
Oh no, don't going battle time around eating? No? Oh

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Shane aloud, screaming loud. Let me go, baby game, my floor,
my game a mom and give me small game screaming
like never before. Game DJ, that's my DJ, I'm my

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him and boy. You know how we play? I ain't
playing which I want to play? Which I give me
got my good and now watch me. It's a different species.
Me and DC Less party on the White House, longs,
dragging wood times, Yester James, he was pit bull all
night long. Mike up rock and don't let him know
that it's gone. I like not mummy, dad, myself, immy day, myself.

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As you watch some men, you see me watch some
new Hello, A move? I like them things you do
last stop do stop? Just stiff shot? Maybe won't stop moving? Game?

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Money Crop is bri Maybe like game? The way you
move on the floor like game. The Morning Game is
small hos like Game, screaming like never before? Her like game?
I like game? Maybe you like game the way you

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move won't the floor? Hey, you're like the morning Game
is small holes like GAT screaming like never before. Maybe
you like game? My game like money Crop? Wow, great choice, Froggy,

(05:04):
Thank you. That was nice. I have an idea. Let's
just sit here and play music all day. I'm tired
to talk about you. Who's in? Who's That's fine? Yeah,
I'm let's do it. We're just gonna play music. We
have nothing to say. I mean, I think we've run
out of words, We've run out of thoughts. To run
out of the ideas. We've run out of everything. Yeah,

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what else could we possibly say? Anyway? Nothing? I love
I love that you all showed up knowing that we
really have no direction, We have no roadmap, we have
no ways telling us there's a cop ahead. You know,
we're just gonna just drive down the road, try to
observe the rules of the road and not speed. We'll
be okay, We'll welcome to the day. Our first call

(05:48):
her the day is Stephanie. Today is the last day
of a job. She's so excited to leave and she
starts a new job next week. Stephanie, look at you?
You're so sassy? What's going on? Good morning? How are you?
Good morning? I think we're okay, am I speaking for everyone?
Will be okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good good Stephanie. Uh,

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you know, this is a weird time to be leaving
a job, and it's a weird time to be getting
a job, but you seem to be doing both. So
tell me about it. What's it all about? Yes, well, um,
I love my current job, not so much for management.
Ready to say goodbye to them, Um, but I am
very excited about my new job. So it's a little

(06:32):
bit different, but I'm very excited and I will be
the management they are, so I'm very excited. So question,
did you learn from bad management how to be a
good manager? Yes? Yeah, I don't repeat those mistakes. Yeah, exactly.

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Have you ever managed people before? Just a household? But no, Yeah,
it's not fun. That's straighten ate, straighten it is our
manager straightened. What do you have to say about managing people? Go,
it's a hoot. It's a hoot, Stephanie. You're gonna have
a black Yeah, I don't know, you know what. Everything's

(07:22):
fine and dandy when the microphones are on. But anyway,
we love the fact that you are happy about your future.
You know what, We all need a little something to
hang on to as far as what's going to happen
to us tomorrow, because we're we're so accustomed to getting
bad news here and scary news there, and we're all
living these lives of like, okay, what's waiting for me
around this next corner. But look at you. You have

(07:45):
a new job on the calendar, You've got things to
look forward to. We should all follow your footsteps. Congratulations, Stephanie,
good for you, Thank you, And I'm in healthcare. So like,
the hours that I have now are very very low.
So to find another job, up full time job and
then have ours is going to be amazing. And I
have more good news, CHERI my um. I'm leaving tomorrow

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to drive my daughter from Oh hey, Donnie Hio, were
you driving South Carol. We're going to South Carolina and
I'm taking my daughter to meet her boyfriend and he's
going to propose to her. So she doesn't know. Wait, well, wait, wait, wait,
hold on, you know he's proposing. Your daughter doesn't know.

(08:32):
She doesn't listen to our show, does she She's asleep? Nope. Wow,
So this is great news. Your life is just studded
with fabulous news. Good for you. Stay, Congratulations to you
and your family. Thank you. My life, my life sucks
compared to yours. I don't want your life. We're gonna

(08:54):
send you a set of Elvis during morning show scrubs
from our friends at Hackensack Meridian. And you just have
a safe drive with your daughter. Have a wonderful transition
into your new management role. Good going, Stephanie. We like
watching people like you. Thank you for listening to us.
Thank you, Hold on one second, Wow, listen to that

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a big old yeah, I know, you know what, Maybe
our lives aren't just charmed to Stephanie, but you know
closely you'll find something good going on. I promise you
you will. All right, let's get into the horoscopes. I
guarantee you're gonna have a good day because Nate is
not allowed to do the horoscopes today, so oh guarantee. Then, okay,
it's so Lange Knowles this birthday today, mind Decaling's birthday today,

(09:39):
Happy birthday to them. So Capricorn, you may be struggling
to complete a task you once completed easily. Sometimes being
stuck has its benefits. Your day is a seven Aquarius.
Open your heart and reveal a side of yourself to
your loved ones. A human connection will strengthen your relationships.
Your day is a nine hey Piice supports on the way. However,
while you want, while you want to look to create

(10:02):
a situation that is beneficial to you your days and
nine aries. You may feel frustrated over a process and
are unsure of the outcome. So say seadfast and positive
things will work out. Your days of seven Taurus. You
may be in need, of course redirection, but that's okay,
you know instead, great change with that smile. Your days
and nine Gemini. A complex problem deserves your undivided attention.

(10:25):
Don't be faced by what's by its many layers. Your
day is an eight all right, cancer. A particular discussion
you have been putting off needs you to lead the way.
Look to that positive outcome. Your days of ten Leo.
A house of cards can be taken down by the
slightest touch, so do not let your fears stop you
from jumping into a plan. Your day is a nine Virgo.

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Do not attach conditions to a certain arrangement that you
may have. Be more flexible, be more trusting. Your days
and eight Libra. Sometimes a delay or roadblock can offer
you an opportunity to slow down and become more enlightened.
Your day is a ten Scorpio. Apply the impossible to
a situation you maybe currently in. Let your mind be free.

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You can imagine anything. Your day is an eight an Sagittarius.
Let go of the past. What has happened has changed you,
and you should move on to create a better mental outlook.
Your day is an eight, and those are your Wednesday
morning horoscopes. All right, let's zoom into the three things
you need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? All right?
Doctor Fauci says he's very troubled by coronavirus surges in
three states, calling the recent spikes in Florida, Arizona, and

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Texas a disturbing surge. He also said he's cautiously optimistic
that vaccine candidates might be ready by the end of
this year or early next year. Currently, though the death
toll has passed one hundred and twenty three thousand here
in the United States, NASCAR's Bubba Wallace is not happy
about the FBI probe and to the alleged noose that
was found in his garage. The FBI concluded that he

(11:50):
did not suffer a hate crime, So they are saying
right now that the garage pole was actually just that
a garage pole. He is saying, no, I've been in
NASCAR my entire life. I've seen what's going on. This
is not a garage pole. So the FBI is saying, no,
there wasn't a hate crime. It was actually tied in
twenty nineteen. Bubba Wallace is upset because he says people
are trying to test his character. He was told it

(12:12):
was a news by the president of NASCAR. He went
along with the story and that he one hundred percent
believes it was a noose. Whether it was tied in
twenty twenty or twenty nineteen, it looks like nothing he's
ever encountered. So he is standing by his claim. And finally,
it is a sad day from all security and tourists
because the company that makes segway scooters announced that they
are going all the way away. I know, have you

(12:35):
guys ever written on a segway? There's so much fun. No.
My favorite thing about a segue is if you watch
someone on a segue long enough, they will fall off.
And it's the funniest fall off of a piece of
equipment ever because it's that. Ah. I have never fallen
off a segue, you know me. I'm on my segue
every day. I'm kidding. Yeah, you know what to do.

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I don't know if they still do it or they
will when they reopen. Hey, Froggy, don't you remember this
segue tours at Epcot. You would get to Epcot early
before they would open, and you would they would give
you a thirty minute lesson on how to ride a segue,
and then you would zoom around the park before it opened.
I've done it twice. It was awesome. No, they can't.
They're getting rid of them, they said over the last

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deck or in a decade. I'm sorry, over the last
two decades they have only sold one hundred and forty
thousand total, and that most of it has been for
mall security or security firms. So they're gonna maybe come
out in the future with a better, smaller version, but
the one that we all know and some people love
is going away. So sorry. You're a huge cop, guys.
Paul Black Ball Coop one of the best movies ever.

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Come on, gonna have to walk no more? Segue one
of the best movies ever. Yeah, he segue. I love them.
Paul black small carp called Paul. What is it paula?
Kevin James, Yeah, Kevin James. Okay, all right, we need

(13:59):
to take a break. Goodbye segue and the Hello Wednesday.
We'll be back right after this. So amazing how you
guys feel like a family working with each other and
love hate thing going on, but it's more love than
anything in the morning show. Nay here And if you're
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(14:21):
it Zequil Puress Liquid Melotonin finingd retailers everywhere. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So here, I am
minding my own business. I'm watching a few. Yeah, scary,
you're coming in hot, coming in hot. Turn it down,
I hear. I'm in minding my own business. And look
up all the text messages and remember in turn. Robbie intern.

(14:43):
Robbie got up this morning before four o'clock. He's he
lives up in Boston. He woke up. His friend said, hey,
wake up, let's drive to Chicago. So he's cuckoo. So
he and his buddy they hopped in the car. They're
driving from Boston to Chicago. They're gonna stop Niagara Falls
and go for a quick run. So I said, well,

(15:03):
who was that texting us? He said that was me
on my friend's phone. My phone crapped out. All I
have to communicate with is my Apple Watch. You think
your life is bad? This intern, Robbie, he's living on
the edge. Man. He's crazy. Yes, straight name well, I
spoke to intern Robbie and he is currently in his
super U with his friend on his friend's phone, and

(15:26):
they're unsure if that SuPAR u is going to make
it to Chicago. They don't care. Though. Here's the thing.
Can we get him on the phone call his friend's phone?
Can you do that? Robbie is the kind of guy
and we all have a friend like this, and I'm jealous.
Tell me if you know if anyone like this. Robbie's
the kind of guy where he just doesn't care. We'll
just drive the car till the gas runs out, and
wherever we stop, we'll build a house. It's like he's weird, man,

(15:49):
He's living that life of just care free living. I
think there's a lesson to be learned. What do you
think anyone? Definitely, I don't have that kind of freedom
in my life. I'm a little jealous that he can
just do something like that. So that's that's where I'm at. Dammit, Robbie. Yeah.

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A planner, Yeah, I need to like plan I need
to know where we're going. Like if I go on
a road trip, for example, I know where we're going
to stop the first night, the second night, the third night, like,
I'm not just let's just wing it and go buy
or the seat of our ass. I don't. I don't
do that. What'd you do? We? I we had like
a free weekend and I went to work and I

(16:32):
said to my husband at the time, I said, this
is be four kids. So when I come home, you
tell me where we're going. So he took out a
map and he just pointed. And the next day we
were in New Orleans. He says, we're on to New
Orleans tomorrow morning. And that's what we did. Yeah, we
have a great destination. Yeah, well, hold on the I've
got the Robbie Online twenty four here. Hold on, hey Robbie,

(16:55):
good morning. We're so ellis listen? What kind of life?
What kind of life do you live? You just wake
up and go, hey, man, wake up, let's drive to Chicago.
That's great. Well I won't. My friend Hagan and I
we were sleeping on a balcony last night of a house.

(17:16):
The door was unlocked, and we just woke up this
morning when the sun started coming up, and we just said,
kill the motor and we're going to Chicago. No way
to back up. You and your friend found a house
with an unlocked door, so you went in and slept
on its balcony. Yeah, it was. We were close to
Boston University, like frat Row. Chances were pretty good. The

(17:40):
house was empty. It's a pasta depasta turned off the intastic. Actually, okay,
all right, So so you decided just to wake up
in a stranger's house, get out of the house, get
into a Subaru, and fingers crossed. The Subaru's gonna make
it from Boston to Chicago, but you're not convinced it will.

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Boris is, Uh, we've we've been through some good times
in bad times. The batteries kind of bad on it.
We were looking at maybe getting there one in three.
That's a good Wait, what's the what's the name of
the car? The car has a name? Oh, yes, Boris
is Boris the Brew and President. Okay, okay, does anyone

(18:24):
have a question for Intern Robbie anyone. I'm not sure
making up a strangers houses at this point is a
smart idea. Yeah, no one was in the house, okay,
And we didn't want to be disrespectful, so we slept

(18:45):
outside the gosh, now, let me ask you a question.
We're we're hallucinogenics or any sort of illegal drugs involved.
It's not illegal in Massachusetts anymore. I just wanted, all right, okay,
jenics aren't legal in Massachusetts yet? Wait is right? Okay, okay, okay,

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let me just stay for the record. May I, you
were living the life I wish I could live right now.
I would love to sleep on some houses balcony that
I broke into after smoking pot, hopping into a superhu
named Boris that may or may not get me to Chicago.
I think it's fabulous, scary. What's your question between the
two of you, Robbie, between the two of you, how

(19:34):
much cash do you have in your pockets? Oh? He
just got unemployment in for coronavirus. So where set where? Oh?
My gosh, you know what the motto is, you just
have to kill the motor. It's probably you know. Have
you guys have seen Finding Nemo? I'm sure yeah, it's

(19:56):
the part where Crost just goes, WHOA kill the motor, dude,
Let us see what the squirret does. I love it?
All right, Well, look you guys be safe, and Robbie,
I know that we're not on your route on the
way to Chicago. But if you get lost, you know
you can stay here. I won't. You can sleep on
my balcony. It's no problem. I know. Okay, we we can't.

(20:20):
We can come pick you up real quick if you Unfortunately, unfortunately,
I have to live a life of responsibility somewhay. Anyway,
we love you, Robbie, stay safe, okay, I love you.
A good talking to you, guys. I miss you, miss
you too. Take care. He sounds himmid. That's that's, that's
our intern. Robbie dude, he with his friend Haig, is

(20:44):
sitting in a subaru named Borns. They're on their way
to We don't know. I don't know, God, I know,
but guys, I can't believe you. You're sitting here, shake
in your head at this guy. He's living. He is
happier than anyone I know. I think it's fabulous. Because

(21:05):
he thinks genics are illegal in Massachusetts. I'd be thrilled too.
My question was, did you do any sort of hallucinogenics
or illegal drugs last night? And I believe he was
referring to the smoke. I think he was. Anyway, I'm

(21:26):
worn out. I gotta take a nap after that call.
I love the Texas just came and they quoted in turn, Robbie,
let me break into your house, but respect you by
sleeping on your patio after eating your pasta. Exactly. Yeah,
He's like, we didn't want to be disrespectful. Sleppt outside
With that said, I don't know. I love it. Hey, Uh,

(21:48):
there's producer Sam. Hi, producer Sam only by face We
lost her audio? Oh no, okay, well let's no we
can fix that. O Trojan all right. We're trying to
get intern intern. She was an intern at one point,
but now producer Sam online. Should we take a break

(22:11):
and I'll do the commercial for honey? Yeah, she's hear
I hear you. I hear you, Sami. Guys Sam, right
at that moment, I'm better. Now, how are you? You're
running two versions of the program. You have to X
one out. I hear it. Rate Wow. Another text are saying, uh,
they got a contact, hied just by listening to Robbie.

(22:32):
So good for you. You know they're gonna make it
to Chicago. I feel like they will, and but the
question is what will they do when they get there?
What's your They don't they don't have one. This is
my point, this is the life we all should be living. Hey, intern, intern,
I keep calling in turn, Sam producer, Sam, good morning,

(22:52):
good morning, feel good? What what do you have going on? All? Right?
So there's a group of six good hearted people in
Minneapo Bliss who were tired of seeing all the suffering
in their community and not being able to do anything
about it. So they decided they wanted to help. First,
they saw local businesses affected by COVID, and then there
was looting and damage done to other stores. So Cameron

(23:12):
Johnson and a few friends, with their free time, decided
they might as well raise funds for these businesses and
local just individuals who are in basic need of things.
They started a bracelet company and since May thirtieth, these
guys have managed to raise almost one hundred thousand dollars.
And the big kicker is this group of people. They're

(23:33):
all nine years old. Holy yes, Cameron, nine years old.
Cameron and her friends were quote unquote board one day,
so they ended up starting the company Cameron and Friends
Bracelets for Unity and Justice. So disclosure, her dad is
a former NFL player, Ron Johnson, so that publicity probably

(23:56):
helped a bit. But these kids are working so hard.
There's a photo but Elvis Durand dot com and they're
wearing their bracelets and they have bandages on their fingers
because they've just been going at it NonStop. People have
paid up to one hundred dollars for these bracelets to
support the cause, but they only cost five and you
can also just donate on their go fundi page, which
is also up at Elvis drand dot com. But beyond

(24:17):
the money raised, Ron said, the most important thing to
come of this is the impactful conversations with community members.
So apparently so many people have just come to drop
off supplies and talk about things like racism and injustice.
And before, he said, we really wouldn't have these conversations.
So six nine year olds are kind of kicking ass
like social responsibility right now. I'm quite impressed. Way to go, guys,

(24:39):
I love the head. They're like, I'm bored. What do
you want to do? I start a company? Okay, So seriously,
we need to live our lives like Robbie and nine
year olds, all of them. Robbie nine year old, that's
the name of our company. How do how do we
send you some good stories? Producer Sam? Yes, if you
have a story that deserves featured. Send me an email

(25:01):
Sam at Elvis drand dot com, subject nine feel goods?
What's for dinner tonight? What is for dinner tonight? William?
Will you cook tonight? You're up early? Put them on
the spot. Will you make dinner tonight? Wow? Yeah, it
sounds so excited. All right, you guys have a great

(25:23):
day to day. Okay, Danielle's first report of the day
on the way. What are you working on, Danielle? So
people are trying to get creative with the staying safe
from COVID nineteen A library want you to stop doing
something so well, yeah, I can't like to hear what
that is. All right, thank you, Danielle. We'll be back
after this. This is Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Wait,

(25:47):
come back, Danielle. Tell everyone about your honey experience yesterday
you save money. Yeah. So I had to order a
fruit basket for somebody, and you know, I'm like, oh, okay,
this is a great fruit basket. And I kept adding
things like, oh but this isn't nice extra oh oh
it comes with this. I'll let me add that. That's nice.
And then at the end it added up and I
didn't realize that Honey was like part of this, and

(26:08):
it said, who do you want to try these coupons?
I'm like, oh, yes I do. It's a high shop
button and it actually added like three of them and
I got like almost twenty bucks off. It was awesome.
I was so so cool. Honey, is the best idea ever.
We love, Honey. It's totally free, free online shopping, and
it saves you money. And it's a it's actually an

(26:31):
extension of your web browser. So wherever you go to
go shopping, like you went for your fruit basket company, Yeah,
and uh, Honey says, you know at checkout, well should
we look for coupons? Well, of course, So you push
the of course button and boom, here you go. No
matter where you're shopping online, Target, Sephora, Macy's, Etsy, Lululemon, wherever,
it applies the coupons in seconds and you save money.

(26:51):
The prices dropped right in front of you. So, h
Danielle twenty bucks saved on a fruit basket with all
the extras last night. Excellent. You're gonna save money, Honey.
It's free to use installs in just a couple of seconds.
It's part of the PayPal family, so we trust them.
Here's how you get it. Go to join let's see
get honey for free at Join honey dot com slash duran.

(27:11):
All right, do it that way. Join Honey dot com
slash Durand in the morning show, I swear to god,
this show gets in our way of having fun. We
were we were just having a very very important conversation

(27:32):
and scary in the right. You got to stop. The
song's over. We're having a great conversation. It kills me.
I have to interrupt you guys, but the clock is
ticking down in them. Okay, guy, fun, We're moving on whatever. Whatever.

(27:53):
I don't know if you guys notice here in the
zoom room. Uh, Danielle has a new due. She got
her hair did yesterday. Look there's no oh that well
besides feeling like a new person with new no roots,
it's fantastic. No, it was such a different experience. Well,
first of all, I have to shout out to my
my Salon, Panico Salon and spat and or Adell, New Jersey,

(28:14):
because they have done everything possible to make it the
safest place. First of all, they had they have the
memory told you about the COVID ninjas that they call
in to like really sanitize the place. They had them
there ahead of time, and I think they have them
there a lot. But when you walk in, they take
your temperature. You have to have a mask. They'd send

(28:35):
you like a text message ahead of time to make
sure that you have all the details of what you
need to do to prepare yourself. And they have a
big sign, you know, telling you what they're doing to
make sure that it's safe. There's the whole social distancing.
There's the big plastic you know protection. I guess I
don't know what they're closed, yes, thank you. In between

(28:58):
everything and and you know, everybody who works there has
on masks and everything is like contactless everything. I mean,
it's just it's they have gone above and beyond, Daniel,
how do they contactless? Color your hair? How do they
not natural looking red in there? So they have gloves on, right, Yeah,
they have gloves on. She has gloves on. She has

(29:19):
a mask on, obviously, you know. And and you know
they and they between each person, they have to sanitize
everything and they just make sure that everything is done
the proper way, and they give enough time between clients
and it's just really done the way it's supposed to
be done. They follow all the guidelines. So yeah, question,

(29:41):
are you happy you went through all that? Are you?
Are you glad you did it? Yeah? I mean I am.
I am glad because I feel thanks, I feel better,
and I'm glad I experienced it because it really shows
that they know they need to get back to business.
They know they need to make the money again, obviously,
and they know people want to get their hair done
and get a semi normal feedback. So they're doing what

(30:04):
they need to do, you know. So thank you, thank you, Michelle,
love you. So here looks good. It's good. So so
now what used to be just okay, I'm gonna get
my hair done today is now it's like a it's
a long thing. It's a very detailed operation. But it's
so good. I'm glad you did. I'm glad you think
it's good to get out of the house and go

(30:25):
do something different, right, So yes, definitely definitely Yeah, yeah,
no problem there. Uh we're getting ready for vacation. Froggy
actually came up with a budget you where you found
a budget app? Yeah, dude, it's great. So it's an
app and you put in how much money that you
have in your budget, and then you tell them that
you're how many days you wanted to last over and

(30:46):
so I I have said that from the second the
wheels leave the um driveway to when the wheels retouched
the driveway, that is the vacation. So yeah, and there's
a budget, there's only so much money to spend. She
thinks it's ridiculous. And then what we're including in the
budget is also a problem. I told her everything we
spend from wheels out to wheels in is in the budget,

(31:09):
whether that includes hotels, food, the dogs being sent to
the pet hotel, all that, that's all part of the budget.
She does not agree. Okay, So so in other words,
I'm just I'm just throwing a number out. Let's say
you have one hundred dollars for the day. Okay, I
don't don't know. That has to include the gas that
you put in a car. That has to include every

(31:31):
morsel of food you, your wife and your son eat.
It includes your hotel, includes pay per view on the TV.
Everything's so, what happens if you get to dinner and
you only have ten dollars left it for the day?
What do you do, then we have to find a
way to eat off ten dollars. But if it's not
our last day, then you could subtract some money from
the next day's budget. But then you have to then, okay,

(31:53):
you have to operate within the means for the next day.
You know what you sound like? Does he sound like
Governor Cuomo doing a press conference? Yes, you have to
take the money from Wednesday? Right? And why do you
do this so you have money on Tuesday? Right? Exactly?
What do you what do you think? Gandhi? I just

(32:16):
want to know, is there any chance, Froggy, of this
vacation ending early? Like if you guys run out of
the budget because she decides maybe I do want to
go shopping and it's a Wednesday, but your vacation is
till Saturday. Are you guys coming home? It's a possibility. Ah,
this is an idol threat, you say. If you're out
of money, money, you're out of money, Danielle. Is this

(32:41):
a good idea or a bad idea? So here's my question.
Are you doing this because you really need a budget
or because you just want to be a jackass to
your wife? Oh? My god? The world operates on a budget.
We don't just have it. No, no, no, no, no,
no no, no no no. Do you just want to
be a jackass to your wife? No. I want to
make sure that we're being smart on our vacation because

(33:02):
I don't believe it kind of vacation and we have
to be smart. I don't don't want to have to
change our name to funds Alow when we're done, because
our funds will be very low we get back if
we're not careful. What's the name of this app you're using.
I'm hold on, I'll have to go look it up.
Hold on, very dan, yell, let me look at it.
I mean, what he's doing is nice. You're making Froggy
feel awful because it's Froggy, and you know what he

(33:25):
does to his poor wife. So, I mean, come on,
poor Lisa, what Nate? I will say, ninety five percent
of the time I'm on froggy side. This is that
five percent of the time I'm not. I'm sorry frog. Hey, Well,
I look at vacation as the time where you don't
think about budgets. That's the time. Well, at least that's
how I live my life. I live my life knowing

(33:45):
that Okay, this is my vacation. I don't care what
I do for the next week. Alright. It's called it's
called travel budget control. You put in your budget and
then it lets you break down on exactly what you're
spending it on, food supplies, everything. Shot. You know what,
In all sincerity, I mean, we are seeing trends across

(34:06):
the country where people are managing their money a lot
better now because of the obvious, because you don't know
what tomorrow is gonna bring. And it's it's great. I
love that, Froggy. I'm the only one on your side.
Maybe Gandhi, Gandhi, are you on his side? A little
bit to budget? Oh no, not really. I was wondering
if like something crazy happened, right Froggy, and you broke

(34:27):
your phone and you had to get another phone, does
that come out of the budget? Is there like emergency budgeting? No,
that would be that would that would be that would
fall under another category in in in the budget because
that's an emergency. Yeah. But I but buying a purse
or buying a trinket is not an emergency. What if
her purse or trinkets break, that's not a new snow

(34:48):
globe she needs a good snow globe. Rules. I make
budget rules. Well, that's what someone just said in the text.
If she's if if Lisa's gonna make rules for the car,
as she's done, you can make rules for the budget.
Think it's a great idea. Good for you, que good
for you being money bully. Yeah, you're right, he's being
a bully. That's right. I'm with me. I don't want

(35:11):
to spend your money, Frog, but I know you and
you you this is just a plot for you to
to kurtail her shopping spreeze. And that's it, exactly what
it is. But but you couldn't do that on vacation,
as Nate was saying, just let it go. People say, oh,
I'm on vacation. Calories don't count, No bulls, bullcraft, calories

(35:32):
do count. Sorry, calories do count. When you're on vacation.
You're still gonna get fat if you eat wrong. Okay,
money spending on vacation is still money spent. You don't
get like a free slush fund because we're on vacation.
There you go, Thank you, Almas, thank you. I'm with you, Froggy.
I'm a tight ass, Yes, I am a tight ass.

(35:53):
But you know what, that's just the way it works,
all right. Uh, Danielle thinks you're a jackass. You think
you're a tie, daniel Yes, what do you got going on?
All right? So prior Live third annual Stonewall Day will
take place virtually this year. So we're gonna have Taylor

(36:16):
Swift and Demi Lavato, former President Barack Obama, Ellen DeGeneres,
they're all going to be there. It's gonna take place
Friday at one o'clock Eastern time. YouTube. Facebook, you're gonna
get to see it all there. It will be Stonewall Day,
so make sure you check it out. So the Pennsylvania
Supreme Court will hear Bill Cosby's appeal of his sex

(36:37):
crime conviction. You know, he's eighty two years old serving
that three to ten year prison sentence for what a
jury found him guilty of. And they also are looking
into whether or not the testimony by Cosby may have
been self incriminating. So they're looking at all of this
and they're allowing it to be brought back into into

(37:00):
the courtroom, so we'll see what happens there. People are
getting creative with trying to stay safe from COVID nineteen.
There's a Michigan library that is issuing a warning about books.
They're saying, please don't burn your books in the microwave,
because this is what's happening. People are people are bringing
books in that obviously we're burned in the microwave. They're saying,

(37:21):
first of all, it's not going to kill the COVID
and the books are. Actually there's something that has to
be done to the books. There's something they have to
go through with plastic on the books and protection on
the books and something for seventy two hours. It has
to go through something before you can get the books
from the library. Everything is done for the books, so

(37:43):
they're in quarantine. Books even have to be in quarantine
before you can take them out of the library. So
don't worry about the books and stop putting them in
the microwave. Thank you very much. Miley Cyrus did an
interview with Variety. She says she has been sober for
six months. She said it was really her family history
that led her to the decision to stay clean. She said,
first it was her vocal surgery. You know, obviously she

(38:06):
wanted to keep her voice. But then she did a
little digging and she realized that addiction was in her
family history. She wanted to realize where she came from
and what her struggles would be. And she said it
has not been easy. It's not easy staying sober, but
she knows that it's something she needs to do. Porn
star Ron Jeremy has been charged with sexual assault of

(38:28):
four women and they're looking into this. It's actually separate
incidents dating back to twenty fourteen. A few of them
were actually at the same bar in West Hollywood. So
everybody that's going on right now, and they're looking into these.
Tonight on television, taking the Stage African American music and
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(38:49):
Shielders on tonight. You also have a brand new Ultimate
tag if you want to look into that. Next hour,
we are going to look at Halsey. She was talking
about details about her dad's experience with racism while he
was out at dinner. All right, thank you, Daniel. Let's
take a break. We do have a one thousand dollars
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(39:11):
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new language. It's all good. We got Christie back on
the phone. This Froggy putting his wife and family on
a budget during vacation has a lot of people just divided.
We see a division here. I think it's a great idea. Yeah,
others don't think it is. Christy. What do you think

(40:37):
budgets or no budgets onct Froggy? I am actually one
hundred percent on foggy side on this one. I've been
doing it before there was a half on a phone
and when I still had a flip phone. Wow. Okay,
So do you have any tips for budgets for Froggy
and his family? Oh? I think it's just be realistic.
You don't want to go on vacation and then spend

(40:58):
the next year after vacation kane off that vacation. Yeah.
So I think it's just a great idea. Like I said,
I've been doing it for years, and I said, an
envelope up for each day and throw it in the
safe in the hotel. And this is what we have
to do to work with. YEA, yeah, this is Tuesday's envelope.
You spend once, you're no way. We got to wait

(41:20):
till Wednesday to deduct. You had to deduct the cost
of the envelope. How much of envelopes takes off. It
used to do, and I liked it. It worked. Now
the people you were vacationing with, did did they call
you names? Like? Did they did they try to insult you?

(41:41):
Like everyone's insulting froggy? My ex husband did not necessarily
agree with the method um however, he worked with it. UM.
There was actually once my son wanted to build his
own remote control car, and we definitely wanted to do
that for him, but it wasn't in the days but
in the budget, and so we actually went and got

(42:03):
paid to one of the oh my gosh, what do
you call it? Would you go to one of the
tours until I got the vacation funds that they try
to sell you on, um so, and they paid us
like one hundred and fifty dollars to do it. I said, well,
the only way he's getting that toys if we do that.
So we went and spent you know, two hours doing
that and he got his toys. Oh see, okay, you know,

(42:25):
I don't know well and you say that was your
ex husband, and I don't know if something happened out
Lisa and Froggy, you guys should get together. You're like
you by like a budget. You would save a lot
of money, you would, you would save so much money.
It's so great. All right, look, thank you so much, Christy. Christy,
I appreciate you listening. And uh and was by the way,
just a little customer service uh questionnaire? You got to

(42:47):
fill that here? How was the customer service experience with
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just making sure the hen you're getting a very very
great reviews right now, I know. Thank you, Christie. All right, Christie,

(43:11):
have have a great day, and thanks for listening to us.
I think, well, thank you. So we were talking about
I was having this conversation with Alex about money yesterday
and I said, well, what if you know, you know,
I don't want to blame it on COVID or anything else.
I always use the what if a an air conditioner
falls out the window or a piano falls out the
window and kills us. All I was like, if we

(43:32):
have money in the bank and there's a chance a
piano is going to fall out the window and kill us,
the money is to be sitting there wasted. Let's go
clean out our bank accounts and spend it all. Let's
go what if we don't die today? Well? I know,
but but what if what if we do die tomorrow?

(43:53):
Let's say noon tomorrow, but tomorrow you're me, You're me
and froggy of Sheldon. This is the argument we have
in the house all the time. I say, what if
we get hit by a bus tomorrow? And Sheldon says,
what if we don't get hit by a bus and
there's a better chance you're not going to get hit
by a bus tomorrow, then there's a chance that you are.
So you have planned to live longer. Yeah, hear me out,

(44:16):
hear me out. Okay, Let's say we wipe out all
the accounts and have a great vacation, you know whatever.
We spend every penny we have except for like a
few to you know, keep the budget going, and then
we live. Okay, we'll figure it out. There are people
living without money every day it's not it's not the
you know, the ideal existence. I mean, we don't have children.

(44:38):
You know, it's if we had kids, I would be
very concerned about it. Well we don't. We have a
schnauzer and he'll find a home. Oh my god, it's
just bad thinking. I don't know. Let's just go go
spend the money on something stupid. Well, I love the
envelope theory. I can't wait. I'm gonna go get the
cash and build the envelopes out. We're gonna have a

(45:00):
eight times Oh all right, you're gonna make it all. Yeah,
we'll sit down around that. We'll sit down around a
table each morning and we'll hand out the funds for
the day and these funds will last you for the day.
And if they don't, well then I'm sorry. I can't
wait to see Cayden's face. Please take please take gloves
of book pictures. See Caden's reacting to this. Caden has

(45:22):
he has a job. He has his own money, right right,
he could spend from the from the budget, and then
he's got a job. He can go spend from his
own budget. If he has twice as much money. Do
you have, Nate, what you were saying of us. I mean,
what is money anyways? I mean, it's nice to have,
but do you really need it? I remember when I
first started working, I made no money and I still survived.

(45:43):
Now I make more money and I'm surviving still, so h,
I don't know. Maybe you're really I don't need money.
Let let's just spend all of our money of us.
Let's just crazy. What's what? So my dad, you know,
obviously recently passed away and he collect did all this
Yankee memorabilia because he's, you know, a Yankee fanatic, and

(46:05):
it's still in his little office and there's so much
of it. And I walked in there the other day
because we have to figure out who's getting one and everything,
and I said, you know, it's crazy. You can't take
this stuff with you. It took him so long to
collect all this stuff, and he loved all this stuff,
and now he's gone and you can't take it. So
he spent all this money on it, but it's here.

(46:26):
So I mean, you know, we're talking about wanting all
these things and all this money and blah blah blah,
but at the end of the day, it doesn't go
with you. All that stuff doesn't true with you. Whatever
it is, but while you're alive, you're enjoying your life
because of it. I guess, oh yeah, I mean good

(46:47):
bye money now, see you later, money by money paid
in my ass. I don't know. Hey, you know. Uh.
We're about to get into the three things with gone,
and then we have a one thousand dollars free money
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(47:10):
See you have it with a thousand dollars free money
phone tap. But Gandhi coming up. I want to talk
about your sister, because you know, Gandhi's now with her
sister in Columbus, right, and your sister has a very
very important frontline. I'm a hero job while talk about
stupid stuff. Yeah exactly. So living with her has been

(47:32):
quite an interesting experience in feeling like trash. Thanks a lot, Priya,
I appreciate it. No, no, no, you do. I'm sure
she admires what you do for a living. But you
know what, as we'll get into three things now, I
want to revisit a world that we were living in
when we were slowly figuring out what this COVID mess
is all about. People that like your sister are heroes.

(47:54):
They still are. I don't want us to lose sight
of that. And uh with with some of these number spiking,
you know, in the fright of our hospitals, in emergency rooms,
in our turning into a nightmare again. I want to
talk about the important people and just remember that, you know,
we're just here to keep them happy. That's our job.
Let's spend our money and let's let's devote some time

(48:20):
remembering who we need to put back on that pedestal.
These are the statues that we need in our town
centers of people like your sister. We'll get into that later.
It sounds like a lot of fun. But until then,
three things. What do we need to know? Gandhi? All right?
The protesting is continuing around Washington, DC. Demonstrators have been
calling for removal of the Andrew Jackson statue as well

(48:41):
as the Emancipation statue. Fencing will go up around Lafayette
Square again so that the National Park Service can repair
those statues and other park resources. A new fence will
also be put up around Saint John's Episcopal Church. DC
Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton said yesterday that she will introduce
legislation to safely remove the emancipation statue. The FBI concluded

(49:02):
yesterday that Bubba Wallace, NASCAR's only full time black driver,
was not the target of a hate crime, and that
the alleged news found in his garage was a pole
rope that was tied with a loop, possibly in twenty nineteen.
He appeared on CNN yesterday saying he's upset because people
are trying to test his character, the person that he is,
in his integrity. He said the initial information about the
rope was given to him by the president of NASCAR,

(49:24):
who actually cried while delivering the news. Though he said
he accepts that they may have been tied in twenty
nineteen and he is not the victim of a hate crime.
He says he is absolutely standing by his claim that
it was a straight up noose and not a garage pole.
And finally, people are freaking out over a new photo
that's emerged. I don't know if you guys have seen it.
It's high def and it allegedly shows the lockneest monster.

(49:46):
The photo was snapped by a tourist who thought it
was a large fish maybe a seal, but a lot
of other people started speculating, No, no, that's Nessie's back.
They know it. So people are thrilled about this one today.
And if you want to see it, I did. I
posted the picture on my Instagram. Nobody does want to see.
It's in my story and I think it's a seal
or amnate or something. I don't know. But you can
decide for yourself. You want to go look, no, no, no,

(50:09):
NeSSI is real. You've got to believe it is a
real deal. We love you, all right, thank you, Gandhi.
Hang in there. You're one thousand dollars free money phone
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who does the phone tap today? Well, since they're discontinuing
the mall segue, we're giving you Garrett as Paula. They're
just continuing the segue and they are mall and he
used a segue. Okay, here we go. Let's listen to
Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. The letter says,

(52:43):
Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm a trouble free kid.
In her eyes, I do no wrong. Brian goes on
to say, hey, let's phone tap mom. Let her know.
And I got into a little trouble at the mall.
All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett starts the call
to Brian's mom, Susan, who thinks Brian is our little angel.
Garrett plays a part of the mall cop in today's

(53:06):
phone time. Hello. Hello, is this Missus Diaz. Yes, hi,
Missus Diaz. This is Marcus Blart over at the Small.
I am the mall cop here, and we kind of
had a situation that kind of involves your son. Excuse me,
you're who I am? Marcus Blart. I work with the

(53:27):
mall police here at lev Small. I was on duty
about ten minutes ago, and I caught your son frolicking
in the well here at in the middle of the mall.
He was fully dressed in his jeans and his sneakers
and he's in the water, splashing around. What making customers
all frantic? Hey, quiet, quiet? What are you doing to him?

(53:49):
I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger. Would you
like to talk to him? Yes? Please let me take
off the plastic cops. Yeah, you're here. Talk to your mom.
I'm all right, be nice, mom. Listen, this guy's okay.
It's never no no, no, no, no no. I was
standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay,
I was just getting off getting out, and he says

(54:10):
that I'm stealing money out of the phontain. This guy
is just a redder cop. He's just a jerk. Shut up, man,
shut up. Okay, don't tell somebody to shut up. If
he is really a police officer, I want to speak
to him now, cop, I want to speak to him now.
He is nothing. He's a pizza. Put the policeman on

(54:30):
the phone. I can't believe you. Why don't you put
cops on my son? I have to he is he
is crazy, ma'am. Okay, this son is not crazy, sir. Please.
He's going to Yale in the fall. He does not
need to be in a mall. Now, I am sure
there is an explanation for all of this. Well, cop,
you want to be crazy, I'll shore you crazy. Hey,

(54:51):
I just saw his butt. Are you draw? Are you drunk?
Hold my son? What was he said? He was stealing money?
He was in the and taking the pennies and putting
them into his pockets. Look, my son is an honor
student like one. Listen. I make a decent living here.

(55:11):
Leave me alone, Okay. I try to have respect for
all the authorities. I appreciate it, man, thank you very much.
I like your son. Here, shut up, Brian Wyant, I'm talking. Okay,
you know what, Can you police control him because obviously
I can't. I'm going to put you back on the
phone with him while I take care of matters with
the police. This is not going on a record, is it.

(55:32):
I mean, this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing
from anyone who didn't rob anybody. That money goes to
people that need it, and obviously you need money. In
a pool, we have a nice little fountain and people
throw their pennies in and make a wish. Penny, they
throw pennies and make a wish. How many pennies do
you get that? It makes a difference, It doesn't matter.
It's not nothing. Well, I don't know that. That's not.
My job is just to write it up and I

(55:53):
hand it off to the police. Never had a police okay,
so you're not the police. No, I work for them all.
Why are you getting I sign a hard time with
the police and putting handcuffs on my son because he
is out of control and I need to restrain him.
You need to hold on, talk to your mom. Listen,
listen to me. No, I'm not going to listen to listen.
You can't tell dad for one thing. Okay, don't tell dad,
all right, so listen. I'm telling dad that's already on

(56:15):
the molding. I didn't do any thing down. I paid
your father. He's going to be so mad. What do
you think Lizy's going to say? I just fell in? Okay,
I mean I don't even have any pennies on me.
I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.
You're stealing money. No, I were stealing money. That's the point.
I wasn't. If I was, we're not your money. I

(56:35):
didn't take any money. Go ahead, rip a wallet, see
if I care. Oh, come on, I didn't raise a thief. Listen,
you're going to one of the best schools in America
and only sat there for two hours helping you with
your essay about understand integrity. Well, this guy's kind of
a dweeze. Okay, I don't care who that man. I
care about who you are. Don't steal a car. Now,

(56:57):
whose son are you on? I have no idea, not
on the side. You're not even listening to I'm not
taking a cup sight of anyone. I don't want a
baby war. He just knocked over my segue. What the hell?
So fully started a liar, mom? He watched your mouth.
I'm not lying, I'm just phone tapping you. Mom. He what? Yeah,

(57:20):
missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from Elster and in
the morning show. And uh your son? Oh no, I'm
really going to get him him at work, Missus Diaz.
What you gotta say to your lovely sun Brian only
say this between him and his bed. Thank you, Garrett,

(57:45):
excellent phone tap. It's worth a thousand dollars. By the way,
Chris on line seventeen, let's change this day. Hey, Chris, Hi,
good morning over for you. Hello, we're doing very well. Now.
Have you ever tried to win this money before? I
actually haven't because I usually don't get through. So you
started to try and call it to that said, all right,

(58:07):
why not, let's try it. Guess what it paid off?
You just won one thousand dollars. Chris, good going man.
Oh my god, oh my god, I cannot believe this
right now. I thank you so much, Oh my god,
are so welcome a thousand dollars? If I love the
word flabbergasted. You got a thousand dollars thanks to our

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the dollars, you have fun. I genuinely appreciate it. Thank
you so much of us. Thank you so much everybody.

(58:50):
I hope you have an amazing day and the amazing
rest of the week. Thank you so much. Well, thank you.
I'm coming from you. I appreciate that. What do you
do for a living? I'm a firefighter and New Jersey.
Oh yeah, you know when we were having a conversation
earlier with Gandhi about her sister, what does your sister do? Gandhi?
She is a pediatric nurse practitioner. Okay, so true, true

(59:15):
hero right now? Especially well wait, but that's coming from
a hero. You're a hero too, and I would we
never want to lose lose focus on what's important and
the people who are important in our lives. So thank you, Chris,
thank you for what you do. We appreciate it very much. No,
thank you, I genuinely appreciate it. Thank you guys, very
very much. Hold on one second, don't leave. We've gotta

(59:36):
give you a thousand dollars. And Nate's gonna he's gonna
like trying to pick you up. Okay, your sister, he's
a firefight. Of course I'm gonna flirt with him. Of
course you want to go for it. Hop in there. Uh,
and your sister. So what are the conversations like when
you ask each other what you did at work today?

(59:58):
So what she it at work today is they have
been like implementing these school based programs to make sure
that kids, whether it's summertime or not, are getting all
of the medicine that they need because she works in
some underserved school districts, and that they're getting their shots,
and they're getting their food, and they're getting all of
the things taken care of that they need in their
life to keep them on the right track. And then

(01:00:19):
she asked me what I did, and I'm like, well,
today we talked about a guy who smuggled cocaine in
a penis shaft through the airport. So even yeah, same thang, Yeah,
that is very important. People need to know about that.
It is. Yeah, well I'm not saying what we do
isn't important, but I will say what your sister does

(01:00:41):
and is very important. In what Chris does, the firefighter
and teachers and you know, and we could go on
and on and on, and I remember not that long
ago when people were flooding into hospitals begging for someone
to save their lives because COVID was catching on like
a catching on like a wildfire. These heroes, they're still there,

(01:01:02):
and you know what, of course it may not be
anywhere near as crazy as it was then, they're still
going in every day and keeping an eye on the
spikes that we're seeing in the news. It could slam
them again. So for everyone out there who like Gandhi's sister,
for anyone working in the hospitals, for anyone on the
front lines, thank you so much. Anyone and everyone who

(01:01:24):
keeps our country moving truckers and you know, we had
the list we went down every day that we thanked
every day, So thank you so much for what you do,
and what you do is very important, Gandhi. So oh thanks,
I appreciate it. I mean, I have a good time.
But you know, it's exactly like what you said. Just
because we're not seeing everything the way that we were
seeing it before doesn't mean that all of these people,

(01:01:45):
the firefighters and the truckers and the doctors aren't still
behind the scenes doing all of those same things and
still making sure that we keep going and running into
those fires when all of us are running away from them.
So I love all of you. That's a lot of
love coming from Gandhi. Uh tell your sister we said,
thank you and uh and we love her. I'll tell
let's see, oh Haley on line twenty four. So Haley,

(01:02:08):
h you've been out of work for a while. Haley,
good morning, by the way, good morning. Yeah. So, like
I said, you know, I worked in a school system,
and you know we've been out since March, and so
you haven't been listening to us because you've had no
reason to commute or you know, listen to the radio. Right. Yeah,
you know, typic you're you're my way to work, and

(01:02:30):
you know I haven't been going to work and Luckily
I've been able to sleep in as well. So nice.
Do you miss work? I mean, is it a dumb question,
but do you miss going in and working? Oh? My gosh,
I miss it so much. I am, you know, obviously
being precautious in the fall. I would love to go back,
you know, as long as things are safe in us.

(01:02:51):
But I miss it so much. Absolutely. Wow. So are
there any possibilities of full time job on the way?
Are you working on anything? Yeah, so I'll be I'll
be full time come fall, you know. I just I
don't know how schools are going to look. There's definitely
a lot of plans that they have, you know, in place,

(01:03:13):
depending on you know, luck comes and the fall, whether
it's safe to go back or whether we have to
continue since learning. But I'll definitely be in there, you know,
from home or at school. You know what, a lot
of people forget that just because you have a job
doesn't mean it isn't your purpose in life. I mean
a lot of people think, well, you gotta have a job,

(01:03:34):
got to pay the bills, and I it's very important.
I know, it's it's it's it's our way of life.
We've got to We've got to make money so we
can live. I get it. But it's that purpose that
you know, you a teacher, you, of all people, you
know exactly what I'm talking about, right, It's it's more
than just the paycheck. It's you actually like going in
there and doing it because you feel like you're contributing
to the world. Right. Yes, it is definitely so much

(01:03:56):
more than a paycheck. You know, there are times where
you know, I, um, you know, I was in a
position where I could be making more, but I just
I couldn't see myself doing anything else. You know. It's
definitely about going in and doing something that makes you
happy and really feels like it's worthier time. It's definitely
way more than just a paycheck, right we all, we

(01:04:18):
all we all need to reevaluate sometimes when we get
sick and tired of the bs, which we all do.
Then you say, well, I just won't do this anymore. Okay,
Well then what are you gonna do? What is your
purpose in life going to be? Then? If you have,
if you have something ready to go, great, good for you. Well, look,
thanks for listening to us, your first time listening to
us in how long three months? Yeah, you know, since

(01:04:39):
about March right. Well, you know a lot of people,
a lot of people are they don't need the radio
right now, they don't need us right now. But there
are people who are furloughed or out of work. They
listen to us every day because they need to wake
up and listen to this crap. Yes, I don't know.
I feel like being a team being a teacher this year,
like you feel like you didn't have any closure with

(01:05:01):
your students, like you get to know them, and like
halfway through the year they're gone and you didn't get like,
you know, that that closure with with them, like to
see it through and to to you know, you get
that end progress. You get to see their progress halfway through,
but not the end of their progress. It's like it's sad,
you know, because it's like you're molding them through the
year and whatever grade that you're getting them through. Yeah,

(01:05:25):
you know, and we were in one day and we
didn't even know that we wouldn't be in the next,
so it wasn't even like we can say, you know,
even a little goodbye in person. You know, we didn't
know that this was going to be the last day
that we were going to see these kids. So it
was definitely hard. He Danielle, how do you feel about
the school year opening again and kids going back to school? See,

(01:05:47):
I'm I don't know. I know my little guy really
wants to go back, he wants to be with his friends.
But I don't want to see him have to sit
there with a mask on his face all day. I
don't want him to have to lose recess and lunch
and that's just all part of the day. And you know,
I don't know. They're saying maybe half the kids go
in the morning, half of them go in the afternoon,
maybe one week on, one week off. It just depends

(01:06:09):
on what they come up with. If it's semi normal,
then I could see it. If it's not, if it's
not safe, I mean, it's just there's nine different scenarios
they've presented us with that say this could be what happens.
So it just depends. I'm so, I'm so in the middle.
I don't know. I honestly don't know. I want what's

(01:06:30):
best for the kids. I want them to be safe,
but I I you know, I don't want them to
also go and feel like it's just not normal. You know,
it's just you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all living
in limbo right now. You know, we get into that.
Let's talk about that. That sounds like a fun conversation. Hailey,

(01:06:53):
Thank you so much and the best of luck with
your getting back in and the kids need you. We
need our teachers, very important work you do. Thank you
so much for listening to us. Yeah, thank you so
much for being here every morning. Thank you so much.
And we're here. We're all. We've always been here, even
when you weren't. We were here for you, remember that. Perfect. Hey,
So then I think about Gandhi being in limbo. So

(01:07:14):
you're you're living with your boyfriend. You moved out of
your apartment and you just locked the door and left
the plants there. You moved in with your boy from
boyfriend for a while. Now you've moved in with your
sister for a while. I'm just wondering, like, how are
you doing? Do you do you feel totally untethered to
the world. I mean, what is this like, what's this
experience like for you? It's been fascinating and it's been

(01:07:35):
really eye opening because it's kind of the thing we
were talking about earlier, which is you don't need all
this stuff that you have. I have been really happy.
And the things that I need in my life are
the people that I love, and just being able to
spend the time with them has actually been wonderful. Yes,
I feel a little unsettled because I have only a
suitcase full of clothes and that's what I've been living

(01:07:55):
out of for the last three months and it's going
to continue until we don't even know when. But it's
been really wonderful to have this time with people that
I probably wouldn't have had before. So I'm just trying
to enjoy that not be depressed about continuing to pay rent.
But that's okay, right, Well, it's okay. You know that
your your home is waiting for you, and that's that's
gotta be a little somewhat good nice, right hey. You know,

(01:08:17):
And we were having this discussion again last night, like,
oh god, what is this? Is it the end of
the world? Is this just a temporary thing? You know?
And you know me, I'm always the one who will
say no, things are going to get better. I'm the optimist.
I know that things will get better, but we have
to remember there's there are lessons that we should be
learning right now. And I don't think we're anywhere close

(01:08:38):
to having those in total focus. We we are being
tested by the universe. We are being taught things with
every step of the way that we take. Every sad
story we read, every awful life situation we're learning about.
We're learning and it's all gonna make sense one day.
I promise you it will. Hang in there. Be optimistic

(01:09:02):
that good times are ahead. Also understand that you now
you now have the wiring in your head to put
up with awful things. Look at all the awful things
that we have dealt with and have and we'll continue
to deal with for a while. Look at that you're
still here. You're still here, You're you've made it this far.

(01:09:23):
This is awesome. Think of it that way. Every once
in a while when you start getting really down because
you're learning stuff, we are right and I can't wait
to wake up one morning you go, oh my god,
I get it. I understand what this is all about.
We're we're learning. It's good. We gotta take a break.
Danielle is coming up. What do you have coming up
for us? Danielle. Let's see, we are going to talk about, Oh,

(01:09:45):
the BTS Army is going to be very happy with
something that the boys are doing. And um, I don't
know if I'll find something else to lie. Whatever we do,
let's keep the BTS Army happy. They're good, They're good guys.
All right, let's take a break and moving back after
to this. Melissa works at a hospital, so you're going
in every day. Yeah, thank you so much for working

(01:10:07):
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(01:10:49):
Morning say love these guys. You guys are fabulous. I
look at you guys at our front work. Every day.
Traffic is Elvis ran in the morning show. I got
to talk about baseball. I know. Danielle also excited her Yankees.
I think they're going to training camp? When soon to

(01:11:12):
this week? Yeah? Yeah? Is it this week? Scary? It's
July first? Next week first week? Okay? And your met scary?
You'r met so excited. The Mets and Yankees taking each
other on six times now this season and a sixty
game season. How crazy is that? Okay? Can we talk about, like, okay,
what's different? Like I know that they can. They had
to put a wet rag in their pockets so they

(01:11:33):
won't spit on the ball anymore. What is going on?
What's the list? Danielle? Do you know? I know, I
really haven't paid attention to the list. I heard they're
coming back and that was all I needed, so I
was like, I don't need the list. In regards to
In regards to the pitchers, pitches are allowed to put
a wet rag in their back pocket because normally they
would spit on the ball. They don't want to, you know,
spread COVID. So that's different. Extra inning games will start

(01:11:56):
at the top of the tenth with a runner already
on second base to make the tie end quicker. And
we don't have eighteen inning games anymore. Hey, get Brody
on the phone, push the Brody button. We haven't checked
in with him. He's hey Brodie, Yeah, Brody, just checking
in a wellness check. Scary began talking about baseball. I

(01:12:17):
know that you two are big Mets fans. What do
you have to add to what he had to say? Well,
I think Scary is correct. The big difference, in case
you're not following along, is that they're putting all of
the East Coast teams in one division to cut down
on traveling, all the Central teams in one division, and
all the Western teams. So for the first time ever,
the Mets and Yankees are in the same division, playing

(01:12:38):
each other, competing against each other. That's a big deal.
Plus they're gonna be training, which they've never done before.
Is it just me or does this line sound like
sounds like pop rocks? You got pop rocks on your lay? Yeah,
I'm sorry anyway, No, I think we just have a
bad connection. Well, anyway, so, do you have they made
any changes in Major League Baseball that you feel are

(01:12:59):
stupid or what do you think? What's your opinion? Well,
I think putting a runner on second I understand they
don't want seventeen inning games with fans in the stand
coughing on each other. So that's a weird rule. They're
making the rosters bigger, which is great. That every team's
gonna have a designated hitter, which is a big deal.
The National League teams have never had that. I think
all the rules are designed to keep players safe. We

(01:13:21):
don't even know what's going to happen. They're saying they're
gonna start chet in July twenty three, but already five
phillies have been tested positive, and so we don't even
know if it's actually going to happen, but they're gonna try. Yeah. So,
now what did I read about? I saw some people
are giving an opinion that they thought some of the
baseball players or some of the players are being greedy
and being jerks. And what is the story behind all that? Well,

(01:13:44):
I mean, it's taken them a month and a half
to agree on how much they're going to get paid
per game, how much of their salary. The owners didn't
want to pay them the same amount because there's no
fans in the stands, so they're not making the same money.
The players want all the money they were supposed to
get regardless of the own is losing money on having
no fans in the stand and so people are kind
of pissed at both. They're saying the billionaires should just

(01:14:06):
pay them, and they're saying the millionaires should just play baseball.
So it depends on which side you fall on. Yeah, wow,
look at that scary. I don't think. I don't like
the fact that pitchers are not going to be able
to bat for themselves in the National League. That's been
a tradition, and now all of a sudden, to have
a designated hitter in the National League. That's that's that's
insane to me. And the runner on second thing, I

(01:14:28):
don't agree with either, and they we're already playing a
short season. There's normally six two games. D Danielle is
just excited there's gonna be a game that right, You
don't care about the rules. Oh, I just want a game.
I just want to have it on in my house,
hear it, even if I'm not watching it, as I
always like to have it on his background noise and
just hear the game and hear that crack of the

(01:14:50):
bat and just have it on and have my boys
cheering and square. It's just Oh, I'm so excited. I
can't wait. Right, Gandhi, do you have any any feelings
about baseball at all? So my feelings are about in
sports in general. I feel like because sports have been gone,
I haven't gotten a true, like snapshot of what my
relationship is like because Brandon is all about all sports

(01:15:12):
all day. So if they were actually in season and playing,
I don't know what it would be like to live
with him. I think it would have been awful because
he'd have it on all day every day. Now it's
coming back, so now it's going to be the real test.
Oh great, what about you, Froggy. You're more of a
football fan, right, I am much more of a football fan,
and I'm hoping that we do have football season. But
I wanted to ask Danielle, so since the Yankees usually

(01:15:34):
buy their championships, well, it costs less to buy a
sixty game championship or will they spend the same amount
that they'd normally spend for one hundred and sixty two
games series? The same? Okay? Thanks, I don't think she's
going to answer you. I don't answer asked. You know
what I mean? It hasn't worked in a while. It'll

(01:15:54):
be easier this times. It's just jealousy talking. Here we go.
I do love the wet rag. They have to have
a wet rag in the pockets so they don't spit
on the ball. Speaking of wet rags, Alex just walked in.
Good morning, Alex. Thank you. You're just wait, you're just

(01:16:15):
waking up. Look at that. I've been up for three
over three hours and you're just now you're just now
waking up. Yeah, it feels good to wake up late.
You should try it sometimes I do every day. I
was telling everyone that you've turned into the grill master.
Oh yeah, I love it. He grilled us up some
crazy dinner last night. You need to get him I

(01:16:37):
don't have any eyebrows. Last what's that you need to
get him? A big green egg? I mean it's it's
a grill go look it up. Okay. Froggy cooks every
meal on the big green egg. All right, So baseball
here it comes. You know what. It's just every day
we get another little story about things that are coming back,

(01:16:57):
and at the same time we're watching more and more
stories about how things are spiking. And it's like it's
this delicate little walk we're making By the way, I
can still hear you, Brodie. Are you doing okay over
there at the house. I'm doing fine. I just I
didn't have the heart to tell you. But there's not
going to be any butt slapping or jersey ripping off
this season either, So there goes your reason to watch.

(01:17:19):
Oh hmmm, So you're saying that I would only watch
a baseball game because of butt slapping? Is that? What
is that what you're inferring? No, sir, I'm saying that's
an added bonus, the same way Danielle like the tight
uniforms on the Yankees. I'm just saying some of the
things because NA like that, because you like that the bonus.

(01:17:42):
So tired to say Judge bulge before. No, I have
never looked at Aaron Judge's bulge before. No, I have not.
That's not what I mean. He's got a nice butt.
But but I mean, he has a nice butt, but
that's not why I watch the game. Yeah, thank you,

(01:18:07):
thank you. We don't make us cancel, you cancel culture.
We will pull down your statue. I'm warning you, we'll
pull it right now. We love you, Brodie. We'll see
you the We'll see you in the the whatever that
thing is we do every day exactly. All right, let's

(01:18:31):
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
And we've got sound with Garrett on the way. A
lot of stuff going on. What do you have going on? Gandhi?
All right? Doctor Fauci says he is very troubled by
coronavirus surges in three states, calling the recent spikes in Florida, Texas,
and Arizona a disturbing surge. He also said that he's
cautiously optimistic that vaccine candidates might be ready by the

(01:18:53):
end of this year or even early next year. The
CDC and all of US remind you to keep following
the recommended guidelines. Wash your hands, cover your face, keep
a safe distance. Currently, the death toll has passed one
hundred and twenty three thousand here in the US. After
an investigation, the FBI has concluded that Bubba Wallace, NASCAR's
only full time black driver, was not the target of
a hate crime and that the alleged news found in

(01:19:14):
his garage was a pull rope for the door. He
was on CNN yesterday saying he's upset because people are
trying to test his character and the person that he is.
He went on to say that the initial information about
the rope was given to him by the president of NASCAR,
who actually cried while delivering the news. And though he
says he acknowledges that he may not be the intended target,
he also says he's never seen a rope like that
in all his years driving, and it was quote a

(01:19:37):
straight up noose. And finally, not only is baseball on
its way back, but NBA players will have to decide
by today if they want to sit out the season
when it resumes next month in Orlando, Florida. The twenty
two team format comes with health and safety guidelines to
protect against COVID nineteen. But we all know that Florida
is currently seeing a spike in cases, so they're thinking
that it may hold up the decision just a little bit.

(01:19:58):
And those are your three things. Thanks, Connie. Let's take
a break. We're back after this. Hey, this is Rianna
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Morning Show. Yeah, we're about to get into sound with Garrett,
who got his hair cut live on the air yesterday.
We found it very entertaining. It was I don't know,
getting your hair cut these days is a big thing.

(01:20:42):
Danielle went to the salon yesterday. YELP, isn't it funny
how these things we used to do because it's just
what we did now, It's like, whoa dude, I went
to a salon. It was totally like that. I couldn't
believe it. I'm at the salon. This is awesome. This
is great. Garrett live from the kitchen. What are you

(01:21:06):
making the kids for breakfast today? It's gonna be a
quick one and it's gonna be cereal because as we're
talking about getting back to normalcy, my son has outdoor
karate lessons later on this morning, so we're going to
outdoor karate. So it's a simple breakfast cereal. Moving on,
they're gonna hate it. But oh well, I know no,
you don't want it to eat too much before karate
as that kid. Don't throw that right, make it interesting? Hey,

(01:21:31):
what was the show that you you told me I
should watch because it's just totally brainless. It's what what
I need in my life. All right, It's on Netflix.
It's called The Floor Is Lava. Now we've played the game,
you know in real life where you try to jump
from item to item around the house thinking the floor
is lava. Well, these guys created a game where you're
doing the same thing, but it's it's a pool that
looks like lava and shoots up like geyser's to make

(01:21:52):
it look like lava. And you're supposed to get from
one side of the room to the other, and if
you get to the other side, you and your team
win ten thousand dollars. Nice. Wow, the floor is Lava.
I used to play that when I was a kid, exactly.
Now it's real life and you can win money and
you and you can actually hurt yourself because you jump,
you like you go from the couch to a chair.
Then you fall and you fall in the lava, and

(01:22:14):
you can hurt yourself but at my age, I played
the floor is carpeted. That is fun, and I guess
I get it. It's it's just as dangerous for me
as the floor is lava for your What kind of sound?
What kind of sound do you have today? All right,
let's start with the tonight sho lin Manuel Miranda was
on with Jimmy Fallon last night promoting Hamilton out on
Disney Plus on July third, and Lynn did his freestyle

(01:22:39):
rap where Jimmy Fallon holds up random words and Lynn
raps just whatever Jimmy holds up. So this is what
it sounds like in a little quick clip. I s
don't win stereocio the switch because I'm stereo. I got
the switch. I'm playing an animal. Yes, my friends got

(01:23:07):
the big grid. Sip it all like wish I had
the soup because of drinking lots and all. Yes, I
got that calides of it. Can you imagine? I mean
what I could never never? His brain works so beautifully.
By the way, I think they announced that they are
taking the F word out of Hamilton when they run
it on Disney Plugs. Interesting, Yeah, the F words in

(01:23:29):
Hamilton a couple of times there you gonna take that out,
all right? What else is going on? Garrett? Let's talk
about America's Got Talent from last night. So we'll start
with the bad then go to the goods. So there
was a rapper that was on stage. He was rapping
and then all of a sudden he made his eyes
pop out of his socket, out of his head, and
the judges freaked out while he was rapping. And this
is what it sounded like. It like that at all?

(01:23:59):
Got it literally running the words my eyes are popping
out of my head right now. And his eyes popped
out of his head? How does he do that? Is
that good? Is that healthy? Is that a good? Can't
be healthy? Cannot be healthy? Cannot be healthy? But let's
talk about the good. This is a twelve year old
girl named Annie Jones. She did a little tones and
I dance monkey. I say, how old is she? Well?

(01:24:38):
And it will be interesting with Americans Got Talent this
year because the winner gets a show in Vegas and
obviously shows aren't up and running just yet, so who
knows what the outcome of that will be. So um,
all right, let's talk about this clip that I saw
online yesterday, so you know it's said, when you have
to do things, you know, if you have to go
out and do a chore that you don't want to,
you cry about it. Well, this five year old told

(01:24:58):
his parents they don't want to go to college, but
he's only five. I don't want funny, you're not you
go to college when you're eighteen, but I don't. Why

(01:25:21):
so sad by the way, that was actually scary when
he was eighteen college? What did you just spit out? Water?

(01:25:42):
Scary water? Bottled kind unfortune? And everybody, we all get
Amazon deliveries and you know how you can leave instructions
for the person delivering the package, like you know, ring
the doorbell twice or knock or leave it on the
side porch whatever. So this kid changed his parents' delivery instructions.

(01:26:02):
So this is what happens when they get a delivery
now from Amazon. And so she has to not three
times and then yell abrica, dab and run off the
porch and run. It's a great video too, all right, Garrett,
you're a good American. Thank you, sir. Have a beautiful

(01:26:23):
day you too, and good good luck with your outdoor
karate lessons today. Oh have fun, Danielle, you ready to go?
What do you have going on? Sure? All right, so
let's start out with the BTS Army. They're gonna be
excited about this. The K pop's management, Big Hit Entertainment,

(01:26:43):
announced that they're going to release a series of graphic
lyrics graphic books depicting five songs by the boy band UM.
They will go on sale June twenty ninth. So that's
exciting news. Get ready for that. Luke Brian wants you
and your dad to be in his upcoming Build Me
a Daddy Fan video. He's asking fans to take photos
of themselves with their dads or their dad figures and

(01:27:06):
upload them to his website for a chance to be
in one of the videos. He's accepting photos from now
until July fifth, one entry per person. Twenty people will
be chosen to be included in the video. Halsey took
to social media to share the racism that her father
has experienced while trying to dine out in Hollywood. Her

(01:27:26):
post was actually in response to a story about a Baltimore,
Maryland restaurant manager who who wouldn't sit in a who
wouldn't sit in an African American family because of what
their son was wearing while a white child in the
same outfit. Yeah, was seated without problems. So if you
go and you read Halsey's post, she basically is saying

(01:27:48):
that same exact thing happened to her father. So if
you get a chance, go and read the post, because
it's it really is absolutely ridiculous, went on a writer
standing by her claims that mel Gibson made a home
and anti Semitic statements to her back in the nineteen nineties.
He is denying the claims. I don't know if you
checked out. Scott and Courtney Kardashian taken to TikTok with

(01:28:09):
their son Mason. Uh and uh they're doing a little
TikTok there to keep themselves busy. Um. Do we have
sound of Kelly Clarkson scary? We sure do. So. She
covered Kamila Cabello and Shawn Mendez Senorita and this is
what it sounded like. Soon got it, But I was

(01:28:30):
she competed Lichen but ever touches its sh and that
sounds great. She's so damn talented. It's crazy. Tonight and television,

(01:28:52):
you've got Marvel's Agents of Shield Ultimate Tag and taking
the stage African American music and stories that changed America.
And that's on ABC and that's my Danielle Report. Thank
you Danielle. A great story coming out of Alaska. Let's
go to Alaska? Shall we? Where do my Alaska? Oh? Oh? Okay.
So a restaurant worker it was fed up and wanted

(01:29:14):
to show support for racial equality almost got him in
trouble at work. He wore a shirt working at the
Charterhouse in somewhere in Alaska that said, Hi, don't be
a racist. Thanks well. Apparently a customer took issue with
it and posted a negative review online saying, Hey, really
enjoyed your food and service, but this is a business

(01:29:35):
and as a customer, I prefer not to have your
employees ideologies plaster on his T shirt. They also added
this isn't a professional shirt for work, and be the
last time I visit your establishment. I know my patronage
alone won't affect but you, but good luck with your
social justice warrior campaign. So this person went to work
the next day thinking okay, I could be in trouble.

(01:29:57):
Instead the ChartHouse I did to buy those shirts for
everyone working at the restaurant. Oh yeah, I like that.
It's not really political. Ideology to say, don't be racist.
That's not a political statement, that's a human statement for
the entire race of humanity to not be racist. Exactly right.

(01:30:17):
So the waiter's boss not only told him, hey, keep
her side or the other I know, they they ordered
the entire staff those shirts and said, okay, sorry, yeah,
I don't on that political side of I want to
be on the political side of where the racists all stand. Yeah,
let me go, that's my political side. Be racist. Yes,
like what the yeah, God, I like that. I like it.

(01:30:42):
The boss is standing up for it. But anyway, Um,
I have nothing, anyone ever. I have six six minutes
ahead and I have nothing. I don't have anything. I'm done.
What you have a phone call? Yeah? Oh, thank god,
You're gonna save our show, Rachel. Oh you know, I
think I did make a mistake, Rachel, so in playing

(01:31:06):
Hamilton on Disney Plus the f words. Tell the tell
the real story. I give the fake news by accident.
Go ahead, No, it's okay. You grow pretty close. Hi,
eld this. Oh my god, I'm so excited to be
on the show. So Rael, good to have you here. Yeah.
I saw a BuzzFeed article last night about um some
tweets that Lin Manuel Miranda sentel and because someone noticed

(01:31:30):
that the movie was rated PG thirteen. There's three F
words in the show, and the Motion Picture Association or
whatever that is, UM, whoever does the ratings, says that
it's an automatic R rating if you have more than
one utterance of the F word. So he worked with
Disney to bleep two of them and leave one in

(01:31:55):
so that it could be rated PG thirteen. Isn't that
why so if they say the F word three times
in Hamilton's it's it gets more adult rating than if
they only say it once once. It's okay, kids, you
can say it one time, one time only, and then
that's it. I'm wondering if you had to rate our show, Rachel,

(01:32:17):
what would it be rated? Is it PG? I don't know? Thirteen?
I don't know. I think you're you think you're PG thirteen.
There's some you know, sometimes there's some content that's a
little above tiny ears, but you know, that's kinda wonder.
I don't know, Danielle, what do you think our show
should be rated? Oh? God, it depends on the day,

(01:32:38):
I mean, or if you're on yeah, exactly, depends where
my mouth goes for the day. I you know, today
an R rating. Yeah today, it's not too bad. Actually
say it's you know, okay, we're doing okay. You know.
Here's the thing, though, Rachel, we have the FCC, we
have the government listening to us. Because because of the

(01:32:59):
fact we're on the rating, there are many things, many
words we can't say. But if we were just on
for instance, our fifteen minute morning show podcast, which you
keep here, is a totally different, totally different world. I mean,
we use all language. We don't care, you know, but
it's weird. I don't know. Okay, So there is gonna
be one F word in Hamilton. Yeah. I can't wait

(01:33:22):
to see it. I can't wait to see it. I
know me too. Thanks for listening to us, Rachel. Go
have a great day, okay, and we'll see you here tomorrow.
You can I say just one thing really quick. Absolutely,
I just want to let you guys know, thank you
so much for being around. I've been listening for a
long time, and um I got a recall to work
a couple months ago thankfully with my one assistant manager.

(01:33:45):
We work at a clothing store, and we spent most
of the day listening to your show. I would play
it when when I came in, and then we put
the replay on to see anything we missed. And we
really enjoyed your Bonus Hour as well. So you got
us through our isolation of the just the two of
us being at the store, and I get to say
today I get to go in and we get to

(01:34:07):
open to the public today. There you go. Well, good
luck today the grand opening. I love it, we love
the good news. Well, listen, it's a very important day
than Rachel for you. Go out and enjoy it and
make the best of it, and thank you for listening
to us. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you. Wow
you have it. Yeah, slowly but surely gonna open up.

(01:34:29):
Uh yeah, Nate, what's on your mind? I can see
you wanting to say something. I actually forgot all about
the Bonus Hour? Did anybody else like it feels? I
know it was just like a couple of weeks ago
that we were doing the Bonus Hour, But doesn't it
feel like a year ago. It's yeah, like forever ago
that we ended the Bonus Hour. It's felt like time
is different. Yeah, don't you guys go a great time?

(01:34:52):
Isn't what it used to be anymore. I saw not
at all a little mean yesterday that said I can't
believe the Tiger King debut twenty five years ago. I'm like,
it doesn't that so true? So what a lot of
people who have been telling me was that the upside
of not having the Bonus Hour was when we had

(01:35:13):
the Bonus Hour, that was our fifteen minute morning show podcast,
and because we were controlled by the rules of broadcast radio,
we were not allowed to curse. So now that we're
doing the regular podcast as a typical just a companion,
and we get to curse, and they get to hear
all of the swearing again because of the demise of
the of the Bonus Hour, because that is the fifth

(01:35:33):
of the podcast. I'll tell you what, in today's fifteen
minute morning show podcast, we are gonna light it up. Yeah,
it's gonna We're gonna we make it an X Radio
triple xtra. Yeah, and I'm not quite sure how we're
going to achieve that, but we're gonna do our best.
All right, let's take a break and we'll be back

(01:35:54):
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(01:37:22):
if you see a list of Pollock today, we sure
a happy birthday. We love a Lisso a list of
Pollock works with us at heart. We've known her for
a thousand years. He's worked here with us at Ze
one hundred since wow, uh, thirty years ago? I mean,
I mean how long ago? More than you know about that?
Maybe a little less twenty five years ago. She used
to answer phones for Love Phones with doctor Judy Jagger. Remember,

(01:37:46):
oh my gosh. Yeah, So here in New York on
ZE one hundred, we had a show on every night
at ten o'clock called Love Phones with the lovable, huggable
doctor Judy and Chris Jagger. Right, and so it was
really a groundbreaking show for radio. It was sex talk.
But so Alex when he was he'll even tell you
the story. When he was a kid, he would he

(01:38:07):
would tell his parents he was going to bed and
he'd close the door and listen to ZE one hundred
and listen to Doctor Judy's love Phones, and he would like,
get off on it. It's like it was great carry
people talking about sacks and stuff like that. Anyway, but listen.
Polack used to work with love phones. I remember I
I co hosted with Doctor Judy one time, and uh
it was it was a blast. That was crazy. That

(01:38:27):
show was huge. Remember how huge that was? Scary Hue
and Scottie B. Scotty B. Didn't you work on love phones?
You were like you pretty you did some computer voice
or something. What what was the character you had on
love phones? Well, you're getting two shows mixed up. I
did the computer voice on the night show on ZE
one hundred with Lucas way back in the day. I
was cyber boy, and yeah it was. It was when

(01:38:50):
like the chat rooms were just coming about, and it
was really stupid and didn't last more than a year.
Right now, what did what did you do with love phones?
I love phones. I I ran the board, so when
they I just I pushed buttons for them and I
answered phones sometimes like you do for us, Yes exactly.
I pretty much do the same thing for the last
twenty five years. The first time a love phones party

(01:39:12):
and you had underwear on your head, do you remember?
I don't. Then it was with Madonna. Yeah, and you
wasted and you had underwear and you said, used a
cup of work for my show, And I was like,
what the hell do you know? Do you know that
we still have the velvet couches from that Madonna party.
They're all crusty and in the back of the garage

(01:39:33):
where we keep all the trucks. It's disgusting, so gross.
By the way, I remember that night. I wasn't that drunk.
Your exaggerated Oh you were happy? What is who? Not
as drunk as the night you were when you peeed
off the side of the loading dock and then fell
into it. There was a day. Okay, let's all calm down,

(01:40:03):
a hurricane night in Miami. Okay, I'm asking you all
to cease and desist. Cease and desist, all of you
fun time. And by the way, I have dirt on
each and every one of you mothers, So I don't
even get me started. You do, I will light you

(01:40:24):
up like a Christmas tree that's been sitting around for
five months. Will light you up. I love the fact
that you guys think you can come on this show
and start picking on me, and you think I don't
have defense. I will read write in a race each
and every one of you. I'm still I'm still trying

(01:40:47):
to come up with dirt on Gandhi and I'm gonna
find it. Gandhi, I'm gonna find out there. Don't worry,
it's there. I'll give you fuenty something. I'll be in
this boat together. I know some of the stuff you
have on me, the stuff I don't know that you have.
I'm just gonna sit here because I think we should
all shimmer down. Now, simmer down. We know, well, you're
the one who started poking the bear. It was me.

(01:41:10):
I'll admit I know you started. No, then scary time
you to off loading talk like Danielle started a little fire.
And then scary walk by with lighter fluid like and
don't forget it was the nineties. Come on, Nate, I

(01:41:30):
see what you're writing in our in our rooms. I
should say it, say it. I'm not guilty, man, Oh yes,
tell you what. Let's go. Let's go around the room.
Hear what's going on in the minds of the people
who think they're gonna take me down. You think we're

(01:41:55):
gonna take you down. No, this this is just friends
joking with another friend. Were in front of ten million people,
that would be stupid that you're our meal ticket. I'm
not gonna shoot myself. Women, women, that's the reason, not
because you love him. In respect to your friend, he's
your meal ticket. Wow, things, you could probably stand to

(01:42:19):
skip a few meals. So maybe I love this scary.
You have to follow up with I love you scary,
and then it's all love. Let's go around the room
and you know, since we'll start with you scary, what's
on your mind today? Well, you know what, every day

(01:42:41):
gets a little bit brighter. Um. The fact that we
now have baseball coming back is a huge deal to me. Um.
I love, love, love the fact. I know it's an
abbreviated season and the rules of change whatever, but the
fact is baseball is coming back this season, and it's
just another sign of a return to normal slee nor normalcy.

(01:43:02):
Little by little, step by step, that's all I wanted
to say. Oh okay, very nice, Gary, we'll put here here, Gandhi,
what's going on with you? Okay, I'm so excited because
I'm doing something for the second time in my life
that I shouldn't have to do. But I'm getting my
driver's license. It's gonna happen, guys. I have been such

(01:43:24):
a little bum for the last couple of years. Actually,
when I came and I met you guys for the
first time, I lost my wallet that weekend and my
license wasn't it. So I thought, no, I'll just get
it if I move. Moved. Never got it. It expired.
So I have to start the process from the very beginning,
like I'm sixteen years old. I have to get tempts.
I'm so excited. This is gonna be great. I won't
be that toxic person that always needs to ride anymore.

(01:43:46):
Drive myself? Good? Do you have to get it? Like
a booster seat? Do your feet touch the gas pedals
and stuff? It depends on the vehicle that I use,
so I will be finding a small one and making
sure that I can just sit normally and not have
a phone book. Right, excellent, congratulations. I think a lot
of people have done a lot of learning and going

(01:44:08):
back to schooling during the pandemic, and you're gonna get
your driver's license. Yeah, yeah, what's up? With you today. Frog.
So last night Lisa and I had just a little
slight disagreement because I wouldn't get mad about something that
she was mad about. And I know that couples do
this where you're mad about something, and so you want

(01:44:28):
your significant other to get as mad as you are.
And I'm like, I just really don't care. And she's like, I,
why aren't you mad? Why won't you get mad about it?
And I'm like, you're making me mad by why the
fact that getting mad? I'm not mad? So then we
ended up being mad at each other and I'm like,
this is really stupid. But significant others do that. You
get mad because you're significant others not mad about something
that they don't care about exactly. They want you to

(01:44:52):
agree with everything they say. Yeah, no, you come down
the stairs and you go listen to this and then
they go okay, and you're really you know, that's the
stuff you have to fake, not the other stuff you fake.
Being interested in their anger that's important. Yeah, yeah, why

(01:45:12):
does that anger you? And start to analyzing them that
will really piss them up. Hey, Danielle, what's up. So
we're having some work done in the house and they
hit like a tiny little snaffood. So they have to
fix a couple of things. So they go, um, just
so you know, we're gonna need all the furniture cleared
out of the dining room and the living room. So
I'm like, what the hell we're gonna put it? So
just want everyone to know them for the next couple

(01:45:34):
of days. Behind me, you might see a dining room
table because this may be my makeshift dining room for yes,
because we have no idea what how we're putting the furniture,
so we are just gonna put the furniture in different
parts of the house. My house is it looks like
like I don't even know what it looks like right now.
It's just a disaster area. And I just I'm trying
to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

(01:45:56):
There will be light at the end of the tunnel.
So home renovation is it's a nightmare if you let
it be. Just just remember you've got great days ahead.
You're gonna you're gonna love the changes in your house.
You've got to live in the reconstruction. Yes, it's gonna
be great. At the end, you gotta take a break.
We'll be back possibly we'll be back after this. I

(01:46:18):
love that he called his favorite morning shown. There's something
wrong with him, got a psychological warfare. Love you guys
in the morning. Oh this is obnoxious in the morning show. Hey,

(01:46:39):
straight Nate, can you get smiling Stephen on the phone
real quick? This is a great idea. Thank you so much.
I love you, Nate, so smiling. Stephen is our superstar
producer at QANO two and in Philly. Love him. He's
a member of the family. He's just the best. So
he of course needs a break. Like everyone, he's gonna
take a vacation. So they're training someone to come in
and and produce our show while he's on vacation. The

(01:47:01):
thing is is kind of interesting. The person they hired
has never seen what we look like. She knows what
I look like, but she doesn't know what you look like,
Danielle or Gandhi or Scary or straighten it. So hey,
so well, get him on the phone. He'll explain this
is great what he's doing with her. Go ahead and
push it up. Scary and turned down in her mourned
her a little bit. Uh Stephen, Yes are you smiling? Yes?

(01:47:28):
So who is it? You're who is it you hired,
it's going to take your place while you're on vacation.
So Deja is our fantastic board up producer, and so
she I've been treating her the ropes the past few
days as she learns the show. Is she there now? Yes?
Oh cool? Okay, So tell everyone what you decided to do,

(01:47:51):
because I think this is this is gonna be a
lot of fun. So Deja said that she had didn't like,
you know, she's listened to the show, but she hasn't
actually looked at any picture of you guys. So I
asked her what you know, based on what she's heard
so far, what she thinks you guys all look like.
And I wrote it down and it's very interesting. And
the mess kind of covered my smile my smirk because

(01:48:13):
some of the stuff was just like totally off base
and some was actually kind of spot on. So a
lot of people listen to our show and never ever
go on line to see what we look like. And
I prefer that. Actually, I think we're a lot more
attractive if you don't see us. I'm kid myself. So
is it okay if I speak to Desia for a second, Yes, Desa,
come over here. Don't get too close now, trying to

(01:48:37):
do our social distancing. Here you go, yea, Hello, Hey Daja,
welcome to board. Thanks for thanks for coming to work
with us. I appreciate it. Hey, how are you guys?
We're doing well? So? Uh, Desia, we've never met? Correct,
never met? And but you do know what I look like?
How did you? How did you know what I? How'd

(01:48:58):
you find that out? How'd you find out what I?
You on Instagram? But I didn't see anyone else. I
just like, oh, Elvis, I was just wanted to see
what you look like? And then, um, I didn't see
anyone else. Okay, Well, let's go down the list, because
today when we do the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
we invite you to stay and be a part of it.
Was smiling Stephen, and you'll get to see everyone in

(01:49:20):
the Zoom room. It's gonna freak you out. I'm so excited.
I'm so pumped for it. Seriously, Well, I don't know. Okay,
so you want to do when you wrote these down
with with Steven, did you remember what you said about
what you thought people look like? You? Can you go
through the list? Okay, let's start with Let's start with Froggy.
What does Froggy look like? Froggy? Okay, I was like,

(01:49:41):
I said, froggy unless he has to be like maybe sure,
maybe on a little chubby sigh with brown hair. Okay, cool, cool, Okay,
all right, So Froggy is short, chubby, brown hair. Okay.
What about Danielle? What does she look like? Danielle's short,
red hair to the collar, own, maybe straight, blue eyes,

(01:50:01):
pale skin, okay, pale skin and blue eyes. Okay, what
about straightenate straighten me? Oh my god, I said, he's
probably like he reminds me. Might hear his voice? I
hear like a college student who carries a book bag around.
Very average guy, very average. No, it's okay, Let let her,

(01:50:28):
let her do a thing. What about my Gandhi? What
about my sister Gandhi? What does she look like? I
feel like she's brown, a black hair, short, but not
like super duper fatigued. I've pictured Gandhi was big boobs
boobs for Gandhi? Well, okay, thank you, I think and hey,

(01:50:48):
what about Scary? What does Scary look like? Okay? I
guess based off of the name. I think like tall, muscular,
kind of like pallid bubs. This is awesome. Gad Okay,
well now wait now turn about his fair play. Now

(01:51:10):
we have to guess what Desia looks like. Yes, I
look like yeah, yeah, um oh, can I guess, Gandhi? Okay,
I'm gonna go black hair, I think brown skin, very pretty, smile, young, bubbly. Okay, Okay,
sounds good. Dam Gandhi's just read in my mind like

(01:51:33):
spot on. She just took. But how we were asking
what she looks like? How does what does bubbly look like?
Always she speaks with a smile. Everything is happened. Yeah,
you do speak with a smile, Desia, So you know
as far as okay exactly, and you know we're in
the business of sound. And you sound happy. You sound great.

(01:51:56):
By the way. You can see us all on Instagram
at Elvis Duran show. But don't go yet. Well, we'll
have you in our fifteen minute morning show a podcast.
We're going to record that in a few minutes. Okay,
dja perfect, I can't wait. Well, we're glad to have
you here and smiling. Stephen, by the way, take care
of him and he'll take care of you. He's a sweetheart.
He's amazing. Thank you. He really is. All right, Daja.
We'll see you in the zoom room in a few minutes.

(01:52:17):
We'll record it, we'll play it back for everyone. Stephen
is Steven still there? Thank you? Hello, great idea, this
is awesome. We'll see you in the zoom room in
a few minutes. Are you guys okay with that? Yeah?
We're ready? Yeah, okay, good, all right, we'll talk to
you in a few Let's take up, No, let's do
the three things we need to know from Brown Gandhi,

(01:52:38):
who is sort of petite and has big boobs according
to Deja. All right, I'll take it. I'm in all right,
what's going on? Gandhi? Protests continue around Washington, DC as
demonstrators call for the removal of the Andrew Jackson statue
as well as the Emancipatient statue. Fencing we'll go back
up around Lafayette Square so that the National Park Service
can repair statues and other park resources. A new fence

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was also put up around Saint John's Episcopal Church, and yesterday,
one DC delegate said that she will introduce legislation to
safely remove the emancipation statue after an investigation. The FBI
has concluded that NASCAR is only full time black driver.
Bubba Wallace was not the target of a hate crime
and that the NUS in question was a poll rope
for a garage door. Yesterday, during an interview with CNN,

(01:53:21):
he acknowledged that he may not have been the intended target,
but he also said he's never seen a pole rope
like that in all his years of driving and said
that it is quote straight up a noose. Wallace also
stated that the initial information about the rope was given
to him by the president of NASCAR, who actually cried
while delivering that news. And finally we talked about this
a little bit earlier. People are really excited, freaking out
a little bit about a photo of what some are

(01:53:43):
calling the Lockneest Monster. A tourist snapped it while he
was there recently, and you can see very clearly because
it's in high deaf the back arch of something big
and gray. Many people think it could be a manatee
or a seal, maybe a whale, but of course all
the conspiracy theory just want to say nope, NeSSI was found.
So if you want to see that, you could go
check out that picture as well and those are your

(01:54:04):
three things. Sorry, my button wasn't pushed. Now my button
is pushed. Hi, Hi, thank you Guardy. Let's take a break.
Your phone tap on the way coming up next, Mi Duran?
Who the hell are you show? Hey, it's scary Jones.
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Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. The letter says,
Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm a trouble free kid.
In her eyes, I do no wrong. Brian goes on

(01:54:50):
to say, hey, let's phone tap mom. Let her know,
and I got into a little trouble with the mall.
All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett starts to call
to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian her little angel.
Garrett plays the part of the mall cop in today's
phone time. Hello, Hello is this missus Diaz. Yes, hi,

(01:55:13):
Missus Diaz. This is Marcus Blart over at the Small
I am the mall cop here and we kind of
had a situation that kind of involves your son. Excuse me,
you're who I am? Marcus Blart. I work with the
mall police here at V Small. I was on duty
about ten minutes ago, and I caught your son frolicking
in the well here at in the middle of the mall.

(01:55:35):
He was fully dressed in his jeans and his sneakers
and he's in the water, splashing around. What making customers
all frantic? Hey, quiet, quiet, What are you doing to him?
I'm doing nothing. I am pointing my finger, ran. Would
you like to talk to him? Yes? Please, let me
take off the plastic cops. Yeah, you're here. Talk to

(01:55:59):
your mom, all right, being mom? Lit's this guy's pice? Okay,
it's never no no, no, no, no no no. I
was standing by the fountain and somebody pushed me in. Okay.
I was just getting off getting out and he says
that I'm stealing money out of the fountain. That guy's
just a Renner cop. He's just a jerk. Shut up, man,
shut up, Okay, don't tell somebody to shut up. If

(01:56:21):
he is really a police officer, I want to speak
to him now, mall, Cop, he I want to speak
to him now. He's nothing, He's a piece of limp.
Put the policeman on the phone. I can't believe you.
Why don't you put coups on my son? I have
to he is he is crazy, ma'am. Okay, that son
is not crazy, sir. Please. He is going to Yale
in the fall. He does not need to be in

(01:56:42):
a mall now, I am sure there is an explanation
for all of this. Well, cop, you want to be crazy,
a straight crazy? No? Hey, I just saw his butt.
Are you draw? Are you drunk? Oh? Hold on, my son?
What was he said? He was stealing money. He was
in the fountain take the pennies and putting them into
his pockets. Look, my son is an honor student like one. Listen.

(01:57:08):
I make a decent living here. Leave me alone, Okay.
I try to have respect for all the authorities. I
appreciate it, ma'am, thank you very much. I like your son. Here.
Shut up, Brian, quiet, I'm talking. Okay, you know what?
Can you police control him? Because obviously I can't. I'm
going to put you back on the phone with him

(01:57:28):
while I take care of matters with the police. That
is not going on a record, is it. I mean,
this is just a mall. Wasn't stealing from anyone. It
didn't rob anybody. That money goes to people that need
it and obviously need money. In a pool, we have
a nice little fountain and people throw their pennies in
and make a wish. Penny, they throw pennies and make
a wish. How many pennies do you get that it
makes a difference, It doesn't matter. It's a nothing. Well,

(01:57:50):
I don't know that. That's not My job is just
to write it up, and I handed it off to police.
Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police. No,
I work for them all. Why are you giving my
son a heart with the police and putting handcuffs on
my son because he is out of control and eighty
to restrain him. You need to hold on, talk to
your mom. Listen, Listen to me. No, I'm not going
to listen. Listen. You can't tell bad for one thing. Okay,

(01:58:12):
don't tell dad, all right, So listen, I'm telling dad.
Dad's already on the molding. I didn't do anything. I
paid your father. He's going to be so mad. What
do you think Lizy's going to say I just fell in. Okay,
I mean I don't even have any pennies on me.
I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.
You're stealing money. No, I were stealing money. That's the
point I wasn't if I was, we're not your money.

(01:58:34):
I didn't take any money. Go ahead, rip hop a wallet.
See if I care. Oh, come on, I didn't raise
a thief. Listen, you're going to one of the best
schools in America and only sat there for two hours
helping you with your essay about understand integrity. Well, this
guy's kind of a tweete. Okay, I don't care who
that man. I care about who you are. Go steal

(01:58:56):
a car? Now? Who SI are you on? I have
no idea, not on side. You're not even listening to
I'm not taking a cup sight of anyone. I don't
want a baby war. He just knocked over my segue.
What the hell you so fully? This guy is a liar. Mom,
watch your mouth. I'm not lying. I'm just phone tapping you. Mom.

(01:59:17):
He what Yeah, missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from
Elmstrand in the Morning Show, and uh, your son phone tall.
Oh oh no, I'm really going to get him. Pay
him at work. Missus Diaz, what do you got to
say to your her lovely sun Brian only say this

(01:59:38):
between him and his bed. This phone tap was pre recorded.
We permission granted by all parties. He Elvis Duran phone tab.
We're mon Evis Duran in the Morning show. Get us
in to call us two four two seer one hundred.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, we just had

(02:00:02):
so much fun recording our fifteen minute morning show podcast
in the zoom room. You can watch the whole thing.
It's in it's what we call it post production. Right
now they're getting it all lined up and you can
watch it at Elvis durand show on your Instagram later
this morning. It's that was awesome, wasn't it great? A
lot of fun? Ye, thank you? Scary eat that popcorn

(02:00:27):
every day. At this time, Scary and straight Night and
Scottie b joined the rest of some of the staff
at I heard and they do a little little cocktail.
Scary is complaining about the quality of the liquor. What
I'm saying, it's not that good. It's like the cheap stuff.
It's gone progressively downhill every day. I don't know if
you guys have realized this too, but it's just it
gets harsher and harsher. It started out great, Okay, if

(02:00:47):
you don't don't use any don't use any name brands. Well,
I think this distributor spends money on our show. Oh yeah, well,
today's was a Scotch whiskey, which it's it's a finer whiskey, right,
but it's not intended to be pounded like a shot.
Nothing fine about Oh thank you choose popcorn? Yes, well, anyway,

(02:01:11):
I'd like you're getting free a free shot every day,
and Scary like, I don't know the quality of this
liquor's going down to the well, I needed a popcorn
chaser for it. So Scary suggested a three hundred dollars
a bottle of tequila for our next shot. Like, yes,
I'll bring it in. Okay, you do that. You're doing, Scary,

(02:01:32):
you're the big man on campus, Danielle one, we'll look
at a couple of stories that you're interested in today
with your new dutiful haird what's going on? All right?
So Miley Cyrus did an interview with Variety and she
said that she has been sober for six months. She
said what led to this was her family history. She
wanted to look back and see exactly what was going on,

(02:01:56):
and she learned that there was addiction in the family,
and she said, you know what, Obviously she didn't want
to go down that road. So she said that there
have been a lot of challenges. It hasn't been easy,
but she is definitely doing it and she wants to
stick with it. So that is what's going on with
Miley cyrus. Uh. People are getting very creative with trying
to stay safe from COVID nineteen. There's a Michigan library

(02:02:20):
issuing a warning about their books because some of their
books are coming back burned and they're saying that people
are putting them in the microwave, thinking that that's the
way to stay safe from COVID. They said, no, we
all yes, no, they said, there's We're already keeping you safe.
They said, we have protocol that we have to go
through with the books. Our books actually have to be

(02:02:41):
quarantine for seventy two hours. There's things we have to
do to keep the books safe. So don't worry. Don't
microwave your books. It's all good. It's so you know.
They put security tags on the books and stuff, so
if you put them in the microwave, it's probably not
good because they have the inside them. Those things will
shoot off like fireworks in your micro It's fun to watch.

(02:03:03):
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