The Day We Thought It Was Normal

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You were caller one hundred. Yes, let me introduce myself. Oh,
the Morning Show. It's just such a reduction. This is
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. So let me take

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a wild guest. Today is January prey March April thirteenth,
Is that right? April thirteen? Yea, yeah, yeah, okay, alright, alright, alright,
I'm onto something here. Okay, Hey, it's twenty twenty one.
The year is twenty twenty one, right, okay, alright, alright,
work with me, work with me. People, give us more,
give us more. What's the day? Tuesday? Today's Tuesday. Hello,

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Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Hi Danielle. Hello, they're Gondhi.
Good morning, Scottie. Bee's in master control. We save you. Hello,
there's Scary. Hello, there's producer Sam does her mic work
today it does hello. Oh yeah, oh my god, thank
you for Jesus. And so uh, we're talking about what

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song to start the show with today. We're like, well, okay,
maybe get no, not that one. For some reason, we
all agreed on this one. Will we regret it? Oh
my no, gosh, not unless he's throwing money at us.
I remember this song phrase first came out. I'm like,
who is this? I love this song? And I was
turning it aloud? Is it still his goods? Sure? Miss,

(01:38):
that's a radio edit. I think he says, oh my
gosh in that song. I was about to say something.
Did I heart ruin another Fraggan song? It's supposed to
be isn't it supposed to be? Oh my god? Yes?
And they have him saying I'm sorry, don't they have
him saying, oh my gosh? And that song, where do
they get that? I don't know, Oh my gosh. How

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did they get him to re record that? I don't
think we just need do we have Do we have
like musicians in the back room that just rerecord every
song that comes out? All right, here's what it's gonna do.
We're gonna play the usher shock and when he shows you,
oh my god, I just want you to go really loud.
Oh my guard. That is so effed up, man, I

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see the just edited my effort. See what they're doing here? Anyway.
Welcome to the day. It is as I said Tuesday,
April thirteenth, I got it right. Twenty twenty one, Jackie's
Online three our first caller of the day. You know Jackie.
I think I remember your call. You called during the
pandemic while you were in nursing school. Right, I did, So,
how did that go? Did you flunk out? Did you graduate?
What'd you do? It was very really close. I needed

(02:48):
a seventy two to pass like nursing school, and I
got a seventy three. Goods. You know what, that's a
that's a passer. You passed, all right. I graduated in December.
I took my first boards for nursing in February and
I failed. So then I had to wait forty five
days and then I took it again and I passed

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and I got my first nursing position. Ah, good for you. Now,
so you're starting your new job today, I am, yeah,
all right, new scrubs at all. By the way, those
patients wait for your a little nervous right now, this job,
they should be very nervous. No, not at all, not
at all, not at all. You're gonna be fabulous. And

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the fact that you chose to get into nursing h
during a pandemic shows that your heart is in the
right place and you're gonna be fantastic, fantastic, Thank you,
thank you, so so good. Good luck to you, and
you know you're gonna be great. Absolutely So I'm also
hearing you you say that you received our very first

(03:53):
pair of Elvis Drain morning show scrubs that we gave
away back in the day. I did, I did. I
was the very first one. Um. I don't even think
you guys had it in your office or wherever you're
at right now. So I had to wait a little bit,
but I got the very first pair, and I don't
have them hanging in my closet. So what are gonna
give you today? Because it's the same crap. We love

(04:13):
our scrubs. You know, we're gonna have to bonus you.
We gotta give her something better than this. I mean,
we'll figure it out because we love the fact that
you stuck with us, and we're gonna stick with you, Jackie.
Congratulations to you on the graduating and getting into your
first job today. You know what, we need more people
like you on the front lines keeping us alive. I
appreciate it. All right, We're gonna send you something. What

(04:34):
are you gonna send her? You know we were supposed
to be getting Elvis right in the morning show masks.
I can give her one of those. Now, don't we
have enough of those? I mean, seriously, els, Oh it's
got my logo on it. Great? Okay, uh here where
this mask with our logo? So I remember the worst
year of our lives. This is a great idea. All right,

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we're gonna send you. We're gonna send you something special, Jackie,
because you're a wonderful human being. We love you. Hold
on one second, okay, I love you. Guys. You are
first called her to day Jackie. See, she had a passion,
she stuck with it. She got back on that horse
and kept on riding when it kicked her off. We
love people like that. The fact that she's listening is
an honor. All right, let's get into your horoscopes, producer, Sam,
who you're doing? I'm with? I want to do with

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Scottie B. Even though he said it looks like I
might not be wearing clothes today, I'm looking at you
in the zoom er. Let me explain this to people
who can't see us. You do look like you're wearing
some sheer or something. What are you doing? I would
be a very fuzzy person. No shame to those who
are if I wasn't wearing clothes. It's like a it's
like a fake skims set. All right, you look good?
All right? Here we go horoscopes. All right. If you're

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celebrating a birthday today, you share it with Alison Williams,
Ron Perlman, and Thomas Jefferson. Who's dead Capricorn, be sure
to reflect on what you mean to say before making
an important presentation. Your day is an eight Aquarius day
grounded in reality. To better understand your personality. Your days
of ten Pisces. Certain matters maybe sticking too close to

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your mind. Learn to let things go. Your days of
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and create a stronger connection with those around you. Your
days of seven Taurus, think about what you mean to
say before just blurting out the first thing on your mind.
I hate this place. Your days of nine Gemini, your
into personal skills have been on point and people listen

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to your every word. Your days of ten Cancer, Trying
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eight and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. All right,

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So we're learning more about oh my gosh, you know,
oh my gosh by usher, Oh my god. They took
out God and put in gosh. They also took out
the word boobies. They getting out of here, yeah, because
in the lyrics, uh, it says honey got a booty,
like honey got some boobies, like wow, oh wow. They
took out the word boobies, So what the hell are

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they putting instead? I don't I don't know. I'm just
we can't say you know what, that's nonsense. That's not good,
all right? You know when the iHeart Radio Music Awards
come up. We need to have a category for best
song editing, Yes, where we ruined a creation by an artist.
Best kids Bop exactly serious, basic kids boppery. Oh my god,

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this place all right? Thank you producer Sam, Thank you
Scotty Be. Let's get into the three things we need
to know. Gandhi's so much going on. She's the news yesterday, Yes,
it continues today. What's happening about? Forty people are facing
charges from a second night of protesting in Minnesota. The
arrests vary from curfey violations to rioting. This came after
officers were hit with objects outside a police station in

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Brooklyn Center. They used tear gas and flash bangs to
move the crowd back and get them to go home.
And that happened just before midnight. Protesters are upset over
Sunday's killing of a twenty year old black man, Dante Wright,
who was shot during a traffic stop. The World Health
Organization is warning that COVID is growing exponentially as global
cases average around four million a day, and one expert

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says that this is a critical point of the pandemic.
She added that everybody needs to take stock and get
a reality check for mitigation measures. The World Health Organization
points out that while more vaccines are continuing to be approved,
not every part of the world has access yet. Meanwhile,
some companies here in the US are already telling employees
that they need to be fully vaccinated before they returned

(08:53):
to the office. And finally, this is great. Someone just
figured out that there's a hidden voice command Tesla's where
if you say open bung hole, it opens a charging
port in the back. You can also say the words
we would prefer, which are open butt hole, and when
you want it to close, you just let it know,
and those are your things. Well, the other night I

(09:15):
was all excited when Alex asked me to open my
charging port hole. It just didn't work out that way anyway. Well,
welcome to the day. We've got lots of stuff to do.
We've got a one thousand dollars free money phone tap
on the way. We've got I don't know stuff between
here and there and everywhere. Yes, straight and ay? Do
we have a show? Do we have a show to do? Today? Show?

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I think we can squeak one ut. All right, We're
gonna squeak one out. You guys ready for your Tuesday. Yeah,
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Radio personality of Ustran may be able to help all
of us out in the morning show. So, okay, look
back to your childhood. Okay, did your family do something

(10:19):
that you thought was totally normal? It wasn't even a
thing until later in life you realized it was just
kind of messed up. It was just a little different
than other families. Oh, mom was kind of simple. If
you got sick, my mom would take a big old
like pasta pot out of the kitchen and put it
next to your bed, so you need to vomit, You

(10:39):
to throw up right there in the thing. Next year. Yeah,
we never I never watched her cook with it, but
it was always like in the kitchen with the other pots.
You know what I'm saying. And I know, she cleaned
it out. It was clean, you know, dishwasher friendly or whatever.
But see ours was the vomit basket. It was like
a garbage can with a little liner on it. It
was at these but but my friends found out about

(11:03):
the vomit pot and they're like, dude, go to the bathroom.
I mean, can't you make it to the bathroom? I mean,
I mean, so, was there anything your family did that
was like, Oh, yeah, you thought was normal until of
late you're like, what, gandhi. My mom used to have this.
It was like a red clay slab, and if I
wasn't feeling well, she would put some water on it
and then mix it around so she got a little

(11:25):
bit on her fingers, and then she would put it
on my forehead like baby Simba and cast some type
of spell. And I thought it was actual medicine. But
she would say these words and then put it on
my forehead and I would always feel better later. And
I thought everybody did that. And I remember going to
my friend's house one day and being like, you don't
have the clay slab. They said, what the hell are
you talking about? And I was like, oh, my mom's
practicing witchcraft. Is she great? Right? Have you heard about

(11:48):
the poop knife? Oh? Yes, yeah, okay, Nate, tell him
your family did this, right? No, it wasn't my family. No,
it wasn't my family. But this is a very famous
post on Reddit where this this family had a poop knife,
and apparently they the whole family, mother, brother or whatever,
they would all have very large bowel movements, so they

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had a knife they used to cut it up so
it would go down easier. So this person grew up
thinking this was totally normal. So they're in college and
he's in the bathroom and he has another large bowel movement,
and so he screams out to his roommate, Hey, bring
the poop knife. And they're all like, what did you
just say? Like, yeah, the poop knife. Where's your poop knife?

(12:33):
I need to And he was shocked to find out
that nobody else had a poop knife. Wow. Oh, he
thought all families had all families had a poop knife. Yea.
I thought every family had like a bottle in the
car that you pee in, because I went on I
went on a road trip with my friend Greg Broughton

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and his family and and we're on the road and
I'm like, I need a bottle and they're like the bottle.
I'm like, yeah, I had to go. I need to
go and they're like the bottle. I'm like, yeah, you know,
you guys don't keep a bottle in your car and
they're like no. So I realized that that was just
the thing my dad did. So there you because your
dad just did not want to stop any My question

(13:15):
is this, have you have you confronted your parents on
any of these issues? You know, like, you know what,
you know, you brought me up thinking we should have
a bottle in the car to pee, and I expected
my friends to have it. Now they think I'm out
of my mind. Picked up one of the habits that
I thought was normal and is not, and that is
whenever they go to a restaurant and they're like extra
condiment packets sitting out. If it's catch up our hot sauce,

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they'll just take extra and then they have bags of
it in their free in their fridge. So I have
the same thing. People come over and they're like, really,
what's with all the sauce hoarding? But it's great, I know.
No if you're if you need and you know, there
is a ketchup shortage. I'm hearing exactly, I don't know,
So it's so I'm kind of wondering textas now I
want to I'm gonna hear the weirdest things, things that
your family did when you were younger, and you thought

(14:00):
it was normal, and then you found it later in
life it was far from normal. It was abnormal Nate Road.
Another really weird one where somebody if all the food
was too hot, the whole family would blow into that
person's mouth to cool it down. God, family, So what what?
Apparently from from this article, Apparently if the food was

(14:21):
too hot, like ye have pizza, it burns the roof
of your mouth, the whole rest of the family would
blow in that person's mouth to cool it down. How
strange is that? That's not COVID appropriate. I love this text.
We always had a fresh Entiman's cake from whenever company
came over, and nobody was allowed to touch it and
unless they were company. Wasn't that amount of scalco? Yeah,

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they family did the same thing. Another text, We used
a wire hanger instead of a poop knife for my brother.
Another text, my mom used to soak our socks and
vinegar whenever I was sick it had a fever, because
she claimed it took the fever off. So this person
grew up thinking everyone did this. It's oh, well, you know,
get the vinegar out, put it on your socks. It's crazy,

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Scotty be what from the wacky weird world of Scotty.
God knows where this is gonna. See. I thought it
was normal to load your trunk up with gas cans
and drive across state lines to get gas in another
state because it was cheaper. It is somewhat dangerous, is
it not. Yeah, but I just figured that was a thing.
Is it where you got your cheapness from your dad?

(15:27):
I must have. Yes, So he would drive from New
York State to New Jersey to get cheaper gas. Yes,
he absolutely would. And the toll was cheaper then, so
it still, you know, was in his favor when he
came back. Oh my gosh, Yeah, it was like fifty
sixty cents cheaper a gallon back in the day. Well, no,
but is it worth it your entire family bowling up
in the car. That's so stupid, not at all. Well,

(15:50):
remember he Carolina used to work with us. She said
her family they would go to the drive in theater
and she would they had a large family. They would
put some of their kids in the trunk and close
the trunk and they would drive them to They would
drive them through and they wouldn't have to pay for them.
They had kids in the trunk of their card that
back in the trunk of your car because you get

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them for you don't have to pay for those kids.
What do you And that's normal. That's once you get inside,
you open the trunk and they'd come in and watch
the movie. Can you imagine if Scotty Bees family did that,
you'd be in the trunk of your car with full
gas cans. Whatte Okay, So growing up, we didn't really
have kleenex, right, We would have handkerchiefs, like it's an

(16:33):
old school thing. But then my dad would go into
the dirty laundry and pull out old underwear and blow us.
So I remember, now I was bolder. I would blow
my nose and like used underwear because I'm like, well,
they're gonna get washed anyways. Oh my god, I just
remember that. I just remembered that it's my dad dirty.

(16:55):
Now they're just gonna get dirtier. That's how mersa is born.
Good job, Nate. Hey, oh my god, this person says,
I grew up thinking Santa Claus loves to drink scotch
when he visits the house. My friend, my friend said,
they left milk. I said, no, our Santa like scotch. Oh.

(17:19):
We have a babysitter who is from Pakistan, and she
has all these things that she would do for my
kids when they were sick, that she would do for
her daughter, you know, eating raw eggs and all these things.
So my kids just thought it was something normal because
she would do it for them all the time, and
she was like they would say, Mom, how come you
don't do it? I'm like, I never heard of this before,

(17:42):
but your mom and dad didn't do it right, exactly,
what's up, producer Sam there are My family had something
like that, Danielle, where I didn't realize it was just
a cultural thing that we don't do here because my
dad came from a house where all of his aunts
and uncles lived in one home, like all of them.
So I was like, Okay, one day when I get
married and my husband comes to move in with me
and my parents, like, that's just how I thought it was.

(18:04):
So if I had friends talking about visiting their grandparents.
I'm like, you guys are reckless and abandoning an elder.
You're not allowed to do that. That's not unusual and
actually Italian thing. I think it's a beautiful custom. Actually,
another text says we weren't allowed to shower in a
thunderstore because we might get electrocuted. Oh. I used to
hear that all the time, so they grew up thinking that, Yeah,
it scary. My great grandmother used to put vasiline on

(18:27):
everything and when you were sick. So I used to
put it on qute tips and shove it up my
nose if I was having a runny nose, or if
I or she had vix vapor rub everywhere over your body.
It was all about the vix and the vasoline. And
I don't understand why, but what are you having? So
this apparently a lot of people grew up thinking something
was the norm and it actually turned out to be

(18:48):
the abnorm. Anybody else gets told after you eat you
had to let your food settle. You couldn't go swimming
because you were y, Yeah, you'll get cramped. There are
people who still believe that today. Whatever my parents to
make us take shots of Tumeric, which a lot of
people have started to do now, but when I was younger,
it was not so popular. They thought that was the
care for everything. Ye all right, we got to roll
into the Danielle Report. No, no no, no, they feel goods.

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I'm so confused, pretty as you're sham. It's all you do?
You have? All right? So many people sent me this
adorable story. It's been everywhere, So let's join in and
celebrating miss Yanet, who's a cafeteria manager at an elementary
school in Oklahoma. So miss Yanet revealed to some students
and co workers that she had been privately studying to
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cheered for her, trying not to cry. It's adorable and
I don't know how many people are familiar with what
it's like to become a US citizen, but I have
a friend who went through it, and I would be
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who's gone on that journey. And if you have a
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feel goods. Thank you, Sam. We'll see you in a
few minutes. We have a hold on what'd Jeff for
dinner last night? Oh? It's National Grilled Cheese Day and
I celebrated at a girl So good. I celebrated National
Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day as well. I had crab cakes.
Yeh Kelsey on line twenty four one from her, I'm
want to see what this is all about. Hey Kelsey, Hi,

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good morning, Well, good morning. Thank you for listening to us,
first and foremost, and secondly, what did your family used
to do? And you didn't know it was abnormal until
you were a little older, So it wasn't my family,
it was my friend. And apparently in their bathroom cabinet
they had a communal lip ball that they would put
on our nose when it got so dry from blowing

(21:02):
it all the time. It was like a nose chapstick. Yeah,
it was so gross. She's awful to give you one
time and I was like, no, that's okay, thank you.
Well yeah, and then later in life you're like, god,
you know what, how embarrassing that we shared that with
our friends, our friends like Kelsey because now she's on
the radio talking about us. Yeah, but I'm sure your

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your childhood was perfect, right, Kelsey, no problem? Yeah, you
know what. I won't tell you this and this is
not quite in the same vein, but maybe I did
later in life learned that some of the things my
parents said to me that I thought were totally normal,
we're really dangerously awful, just to tell a kid, you know,
and I'm not really awful awful, But it's sort of like,

(21:46):
why did my mom and dad say that to me?
That was very damaging. It may explain why, well, here
I am today, I'm the product of that. Listen to Kelsey,
thanks for listening to us, have a great day to day. Okay,
thank you you too. Text message. My mother would blow
cigarette smoke in my ear when I had an earache.
Thought it was totally normal till later in life, Virginia. Exactly.

(22:10):
It's awful when they blow cigarette smoke in one ear
and it comes out the other like, oh, Virginia is
on line twenty three. Hello Virginia. How are you? Hello?
I'm good, thanks, well, so are we? Thanks to you?
So U? Yeah? Corn cobs? What? Okay? So when I
first started dating my boyfriend who became my husband, the
family was eating corn on the cob, and then dad

(22:32):
got up, went into the bathroom and brought dental flows
from the bathroom and started passing it around the table,
and everybody just started slots in their teeth, the whole family,
the whole family, and flicked the corn on the cobs
backs all over the plate. It was thay, I had
ever seen a family shared a piece of flaws on

(22:54):
the table. Didn't share the flaws. They just all got
their piece of flaws. Okay, started flossing around the table
as they were just talking away. And I don't know
about you, but I've flossed in the bathroom corn on
the cob and all the specs up. Of course, it's
like a machine gun and corn. Yeah, I know, but
you know, two years to finally tell him, you know,

(23:17):
this is gross. Can we just not do this? You know, Virginia,
the family that flosses together stays together. No, but I
bet there is a family that shared one piece of flaws.
I bet you. I bet you. They're out there. Oh,
I'm sure they're out there. That is nasty. All right,
Thank you, Virginia. You're gonna have a great day. Thanks
for starting it with us. Okay, guys, there you go.
All right, we have got to take a break. But

(23:37):
coming up Danielle's first report of the day. What do
you have coming up? Danielle DMX fans, The family wants
you to know there are scammers out there and you
need to be careful. All right. That and more on
the way after this radio and hear everything you missed
with on demand. I don't listen to the music I
before I listen to you guy. Yeah, I know. In
the morning show is Elvis Durand in the morning show.

(24:02):
So we do have a one thousand dollars Veroni free
money phone tapping about thirty minutes. I enjoyed some veroni
last night. I had somewhat fadela with a little some
some roasted peppers and some bread. They were piso because
I opened the veroni and I got a couple of
slices of the salami, and then I went and did
something and when I came back, the rest of it

(24:24):
was gone because the kids ate it all. And I'm like, dude,
I love that for me, like you have to ask.
It just pisses me off that they just take stuff.
I mean, really, hey, Nate, as soon as text coming
from this listener saying they took our advice and they
went to a dermatologist. Can you get them on the phone. Uh,
this is true. You know the other day, I was

(24:44):
just I had I was taking a shower or something,
and I felt this weird thing on my side, like
below my rib cage. I'm thinking hmm, said Alex touched this.
He's like, yeah, you should get that checked out. So
I do have a physical coming up, my yearly physical
coming up Friday time. I look forward to every year.
I've been getting these physicals every year for many years

(25:04):
because I just it's a report card and there's nothing
wrong with going in and having them put They put
you up on the rack and check your your undercarriage,
and you know, they take your blood and they checked
your vitamins and see how your kidneys and livers doing
you know, it's good. It's good to know, you know.
And uh, I got Christy only twenty four. I love

(25:25):
this call. Hello Christy. How you doing? Hi? I'm well
how are you? We're doing very well. So how long
ago was it we were talking about going to the
dermatologist to get a routine skin check. Um, you know,
I can't really remember. I think I heard it a
couple of times. It might have been on a replay. Um.

(25:45):
But I finally went in and December was my first appointment.
And then I went back just a few weeks ago
and the biopsy came back Friday and they told me
I have cancer. Okay, wow, so they're saying that. So
they took they did a biopsy of something you found
on your skin and they said it and said you

(26:07):
have cancer. So do they do? You know how you
got it? Was it sunshine or sunburn or just your
skin type or what? Yeah, I'm assuming it's the sun.
I love the sun. And that's the advice that you
gave on the show. If you're a sun worshipper like
I am, you should go in at least once a
year for a routine skin check. So I did, and

(26:29):
here we are. Here you go. And by the way,
this is not an age thing as well. This this
can happen to anyone at any age, no matter how.
And dark skinned people us too. My ex boyfriend was
black and young, living in South Florida. He saw a
little patch on his arm. I was like, that's kind
of strange. He went to the doctor got it clipped
off because it was precancerous. And a lot of brown

(26:52):
skinned people think that we're kind of immune to it.
We are not, so be careful there. So at least
you got it checked and now you're moving, you're moving
forward in a positive direction. This is great news. Christy.
I'm glad you went in and got it checked. Yes, yes, Tuesday,
a week from today, I go in and I get
it all removed, and then a week later they'll go
in and close me up. So here you go. Good

(27:14):
for you, and I'm glad you got that done. Yeah
you know, look, you know what, I know. Our show
is a lot of fun and games, but sometimes you
got to take life a little serious. Otherwise you're not
going to be around for the fun and games. So
I'm glad you had that done. Christy. Thank you so much.
For calling and our texting, and I appreciate it very much. Yes,
and thank you guys. I love y'all so much. I
listened to you every day and if it wasn't for

(27:35):
you and the show, I would have never known. So
thank you, thank you, thank you. You're very welcome. Thank
you for listening. Thank thank you. And there you have it.
So yeah, this is why it's it's good to go
in and get a physical. People are afraid to go
to the dentist. I know I'm afraid to go to
the dentist because sometimes there's pain involved, but but you're
fixing things that need to be fixed. People are afraid
to get a physical, even mammograms. People are like, well,

(27:57):
I don't I all need to go. I don't want
to go. And I I remember one woman told me
she was in her forties. I said, it doesn't cause
the problem. The memory will find the problem if there
is one. So you know, the sooner you go, the
better off you are. So scary is going in for
a physical today? Is this? How many? Is this your
first physical ever in your life? I have to I'm

(28:18):
ashamed to admit this is my very first physical if
I've ever had in my time as an adult, because
I'm sure your parents took you for physicals as when
I was a kid, but I can't remember when I
was a teen. I don't I haven't been to the
doctors in twenty thirty years now at this point, I
swear to you, guys, and I don't know how I've
done it this long, but I haven't. You have, and

(28:38):
you know you're probably fine, but you know, and never
ever say something like that like I'm ashamed and I'm
just now going don't be Yeah, the fact is that
you're going. Yeah, so you're going to And so he's
most nervous about the doctor putting his finger up his butt, right,
So that part of it. I don't even know what
to expect during a physical. I know that you're disappointed
if he doesn't. Yeah, what are they to take? Here's

(29:01):
what I'm trying to tell you. Okay, he puts a
glove on, or she puts a glove on, a little
jelly on the finger, you know what I'm saying. And
it's like a quick little dip poop, and then it's done,
just like like a poop, like yeah, it lasts that long.
And then they put it on a little card, and
they can tell if the card changes color that maybe
there could be a problem. It's just a quick little

(29:21):
poop and you wouldn't even know it. They don't even
have to buy you a dinner and tell you they
love you. Okay, listen, I'm okay with anything they have
to do to me because I haven't. It hasn't been
done in all these years. So I'm excited to get
it done. I'm raising my hand. My father pushed me in.
He's a good today. I've been telling you for years,
you gotta take care of yourself. It's true. It's true.

(29:41):
And you're at that age where all at that age
where it's time to get you should always be going
in for physicals. I don't care. If you're eighteen years
old and you're in the you feel in the height
of health. You should get a physical every year. They
take your blood, they check all your levels, how your
kid needs, how's your heart, how's your whatever doing. I
don't know if they can do the heart with blood,
but whatever, so important. You're good. I'm glad you're doing it.

(30:02):
Thank you. I'm nervous, but I'm happy I'm doing it
as well. I have my physical Friday. I'm excited, can't wait.
Of course I want my money back if I don't
get a book. I always feel great after a physical
because if there's nothing wrong, then you have that clearance
and you can feel good about it. And if there
is something wrong, then you can start to fix it.

(30:22):
And that's super important if there is. You know, everybody says, oh,
what if I have cancer? Well, what if you do?
Do you want to catch it now or do you
want to catch it way later when you can't take
care of it? You want to catch it now now.
People are texting and scary, can't believe you did even
never had a physical after all the sports you've played
all your life. So there's that. Uh. And then so

(30:44):
we have Nate and we have Froggy. Two people, Okay,
Nate's have you've had how many strokes? Only two? Only
had an aneurysm And he said, brain surgery. You know what,
No could I either of those things been caught at
a physical. Well, you know, for instance, my second heart surgery,

(31:05):
if I had gone to see the doctor that did
the surgery sooner, he said he would have done the
surgery sooner. And I was just complacent. Ongoing to the
the cardiologists. So that's kind of bad on me. But
I think Froggy and I are probably going to outlive
all of you because we are going to see doctors
on the regular basis and see getting like more invasive testing.
So they have to check this out. You know. A

(31:29):
last have said that she over the vacation went in
for a checkup and they found a lump in her chest,
So there you go. What's that frog? I went when
I went for my initial what caught the brain aneurism.
I wasn't feeling well, and so I went and got
a scam. They found the brain aneurism, and if you remember,
the doctor then found out when they got in there,
I had less than seven to ten days before it
would have ruptured and it would have been over. So

(31:50):
luckily I went and found it because I wasn't feeling well.
So scary. It's always good to go get checked and
understand what's going on. It's never a bad thing to
find out what's going on with your body. There you go,
Robbie's the reason that I pushed my neurologist to give
me a brain scam because Mike getting migraines all the time,
and she's like, oh, yeah, well we just did one
author I have a goon to another one, so we

(32:11):
did another one. Right, let's get into the daniel report.
But it's so important. Go get your physical. Just go
get it done. Yeah, you really should don't run away
from it. Yo, go get your boot. Make that noise?
What noise you're gonna make when they when he sticks
his finger up your bum? Do it? Let him know though, Hey,

(32:35):
when you stick your finger up there, I'm going to
make a sound and it's gonna be a surprise. I'm
not gonna tell you what you'll find out when you
Oh there is all right? All right? Uh, it's something
interesting I was reading yesterday. I believe now that the
pandemic seems to be going into a new phase. Hopefully

(32:56):
people more and more people getting vaccinated whatever. I know
it's not gone yet, but people are like starting to
pay attention to like, oh my god, everything I ruined
in my body's is fast year. I now need to
clean up. Now you can start working out. I now
need to eat better. Getting a physical, Go get a physical.
See how you're coming out the other end with this thing?
Very important. And then Danielle, what are you going on
all right, So Janet Jackson is placing more than a

(33:19):
thousand of her personal items up for auction to celebrate
her fifty fifth birthday. Some of the really cool things
the Rhythm Nation black jacket if you remember that from
the music video, a black eighteen fourteen cap, black satin
gloves that she wore. Some things are going to go
towards charities, which is really really cool. Some stuff signed.

(33:41):
So if you are a Janet Jackson fans, you definitely
want to check this out because get your hand on
something that belonged to her. DMX fans don't be duped.
The family is not asking for any money for funeral
costs or anything like that. They want people to know
that it's all scams and don't donate money or you know,

(34:02):
give anything to anybody. They just want to make sure
that their fans do not get scammed. Also, Jay Z
and Beyonce did they buy the Masters of DMX, Well,
the rumor is that they did, but people are saying
that no, no, it's just a rumor. They did not
buy them. Guys, you remember Chris Crocker, right, this is
what he said, And how there anyone out there make

(34:26):
futo Brittany after all, she's been through Sena alone. Yes,
we remember him, the free Brittany Alone, Leave Brittany Alone guy.
That was September of two thousand and seven, and in
twenty four hours two million views for that video became
a meme. It became all kinds of things. Well, it
is now your chance to own the NFT. Everybody, thanks,

(34:48):
you can own the original scary are you in? He's
asking for twenty one thousand dollars cheap that Yeah, that's
like the starting video. Yeah to Marga, if you want
to own this pop culture thing, then go ahead. Whatever.
It's so ridiculous. I saw a little meme about it
the other day that said, I'm pretty sure we're all
just purchasing JPEGs and we get one of those certificates

(35:10):
I got in seventh grade when I adopted a whale. Yeah, yeah,
well it is mine a star, remember the star Star.
So while we were on vacation, we found out that
Reggie Jean Paige was not coming back to Bridgerton as
the Duke of Hastings because apparently each season is about
a different sibling and he will be mentioned, but he

(35:32):
won't actually be in it. So a lot of people
took the social to say when if he ain't in it,
I'm not gonna be watching because I'm not watching without him.
And so we're finding out now that it could have
been creative differences that's keeping him off the show that
they were going to write him into the second season.
He didn't like the way it looked or what his
character was going to be doing. That he wasn't going

(35:53):
to be essential part, and so he decided not to
come back. But don't worry, you're gonna see him because
he has gotten so many offers from other people in
other places that we will definitely be seeing him soon,
Thank goodness, because he's so beautiful you need to see
him everywhere. Okay, so let's talk about Usher. I don't

(36:14):
know if you've seen usher Bucks, but it's money with
Usher's face on it, and some strippers were saying that
he used this fake money to tip them and to
make it rain, and they posted it on social. Okay,
the truth of the matter is they did leave some
usher Bucks behind. It wasn't Usher, it was his people
because they're promoting his residency at Caesar's and Vegas, right,

(36:37):
but he was also at the strip club with real money,
and he tipped really well, and they said he spent
a lot of money on bottle service, a lot of
money on the strippers. So they said that that the
other money was just a little extra, you know, at
the end, that didn't really mean anything. Okay, but shame
on them for throwing it onto the stage as though
it were real money and doing those poor strippers. It

(36:59):
depends on where you read. Some people says they didn't
they didn't throw it. They kind of just left it
as a joke. So, okay, this would be pretty cool.
Some popular women in country music might be coming to
the Real Housewives of Nashville series. They're saying, if this
does happen, it will probably be on Bravo or an
E or someplace like that. They're shooting a pilot. I

(37:20):
know that a lot of people's famous sisters and wives
like Jason Aldean's sister might be part of this, and
I'll keep you posted on it. I don't think Froggy
would be interested in watching something like that. Yes, tonight
on television, there's a lot young rock You've got this
as us. Also, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills May is
when that comes back and the trailer just was put

(37:41):
out and apparently it is really good. People are very excited.
There's a new documentary on HBO Max called Our Towns
and it's about America and the rise of civic and
economic reinvention and how it's transforming small towns and small areas.
So you may want to check that out. And that
is my Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle. Let's take break.
We're back after this. Hi, this is Halsey, This is

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and thank you. Thank you for coming back to us.
You know you can always listen to us on demand
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(38:46):
Just do a search for the Elvis Drand Morning Show
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if you hate something we're saying, which is a lot.
You know, back in the back in the day, when
we started hearing terms like millennials and and that, you
know the thing, back then it was millennial bashing. I
don't know if you guys remember that our Generation X,
who of course who got bashed first, Millennials, Millennials. The

(39:09):
millennials are so you know, they're so lazy, And I'd
always tell people shut up. You cannot judge an entire
group of people by the year they were born. It
just makes no sense. And then here comes Generation zs
and Generation X whatever, so um, there's now they're now
saying there's a new one, Zillennials, a small generation who's

(39:32):
I guess born between ninety three and ninety eight, ninety
nineteen ninety eight when our show started, by the way,
like twenty five years ago. They're saying Zillennials are the
last years of millennials, in the first years of Generation Z.
With mixed traits of both generations. They're saying it's the
pre Internet, that they were here before the Internet and

(39:52):
here when the Internet was developed. All right, the absolute
last kids who grew up without the Internet. They're saying,
this could be the best generation because they know how
to live before internet technology hit and after and eased
into it. That's what they said about the millennials. Now
I'm a little sad that they took it away from us. Okay, sorry, okay,

(40:16):
So the Zellennial movies Legally Blonde, Yeah, Wild Child, Mean Girls,
The Princess Diaries, What a Girl Wants You remember these movies? Yeah, Ice,
Princess Twilight is a Zelennial movie. High school musicals are yours?

(40:37):
Oh wow, brats movies, The Brats, Brats, the movie Lizzie
McGuire movie, Nancy Drew and the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants.
Remember Josie and the Pussycast. These are your movies, Millennials.
People are already texting you. They are proud Sellennials. So
we say hi, we love you Millennials again. The microgeneration

(41:00):
born between nineteen ninety three nineteen ninety eight, what's that scary?
So that would be people between the ages of twenty
three and twenty seven currently, so that they just did
the math for everybody. Well, thank you scary for doing
the math for everyone below twenty three year just a
pure generation Z. Yes, it is crazy to think about
because we all watched The Social Dilemma and they were

(41:20):
talking about how kids basically born after nineteen ninety eight
have zero concept of what it's like not to be
totally engulfed in all things internet, not to have social
media your whole life, not to like be on Facebook,
and they don't know what it's like to have real
things going on and not put so much stock into
this fake universe that's happening. That doesn't really matter as
much even communicating with people, like I'll say to my kids, so,

(41:43):
did you know, oh you met a nice person today.
Did you get their numbers so that you can maybe
get together hang out? Mah, we don't get that number.
We get that snap. Snap. I go, this is so stupid.
I'm like, you get there, snap, so you can't have
a conversation with them. No, we don't do that. We
don't have conversations. I'm like, oh, whatever, Well, I'll tell
you what. For those of you who want to go

(42:03):
back in time, when we used to go to the
bars they had. They had these little note cards the
size of your cards on the bar with pencils, those
little like the pencils you use when you go play
minister golf, and you would write down your name and
your number and give it to them. They had those.

(42:27):
They had those until we had phones that remember numbers.
That's just the way it was. Totally wait wait, So
you would wait for the phone ring, like I remember,
like in grade school doing that. But like you, Elvis,
would wait for the phone ring, waiting for that certain
guy to call you. We had voicemail. Screw you, mom.

(42:47):
My mom tells me stories all the time of how
she really liked this guy and her parents would only
let him talk to her two times a week, so
she would wait for the phone to ring so she
could have the time to talk to him. And that
was it. Her parents said, that's it. No more communication
with him during the week. There was no other way
to communicate. I mean, there were no cell phones. This
is the way it was, and that wasn't that long

(43:08):
ago for some. For others, it was a world ago.
I used to feel so much more comfortable just giving
somebody my social media handle rather than giving them my
phone number. But you can actually find out way more
about somebody from a Facebook account or an Instagram account
than you can from just getting a phone number. There
you go. So, yeah, we used to actually mail letters. Hello,

(43:29):
let's go back to that. Please. Well, you know it's interesting.
I don't see it here in New York, but in
Santa Fe. You could be at the grocery store and
there are still people who write checks. They write checks
at the grocery store, and you can hear me go,
go go. All I do is get you know, I
get my phone out and tap it and we're gone.
You know, it's like, at least, you know, some of

(43:51):
us have adapted somewhat. But yeah, there you go. Now,
if you get a letter in the mail you think
is from jail, or you think it has like anthrax
or ok, I don't answer. I don't listen to voicemail,
I don't open mail. I don't know what mail is anymore. Anyway,
so it has changed, and I'm glad. I have no
problem with this. But anyway, so if you're a Zellennial today,

(44:13):
we salute you. All right. We do have a one
thousand dollars free money phone tap on the way right
now we get into the three things we need to
know from Gandhi, Gandhi the world. Lots of stuff is
happening overnight in Minnesota. About forty people got arrested. Now
we'll be facing charges from a second night of protesting.
The arrests vary from curfew violations to rioting. And this
all came after officers were hit with objects outside a

(44:36):
police station in Brooklyn Center. They did use tear gas
and flash bangs to move the crowd back in to
get them to go home. That happened just before midnight.
Protesters are upset over Sunday's killing of a twenty year
old black man named Dante Wright, who was shot during
a traffic stop. The officer is now saying he thought
he was using a taser, not a gun. Yeah it's
a she. Yeah, she's a she. Okay, I know it

(44:59):
was kim Okay. The US is expressing support for Japan's
plan to release more than a million tons of contaminated
water into the sea. It's accumulated at the Fukushima Nuclear
power plant, which was crippled after tsunami back in twenty eleven.
The State Department says that Japan appears to have come
up with an approach in accordance with nuclear safety standards.

(45:20):
The water has been treated. They say it's not as
bad as it sounds, and that workers will begin the
process in about two years. But it does sound terrible.
It sounds can pour that. Can we make it like
shoot off into space or something? I don't know. And finally,
New Mexico. Hello, it is the latest state to legalize
the use and sale of recreational marijuana. Governor Grisham, who

(45:42):
I believe might have been dancing with Elvis at his wedding,
sign the bill yesterday. Yeah. Being in New Mexico. Yeah.
And it's not just legal, it also expunges the records
of people with prior low level cannabis convictions. The signing
means that marijuana sales will become legal in this state
no later than April first of twenty twenty two. In

(46:03):
the meantime, however, people will be allowed to grow their
own weed for personal use within ninety days and they
can have as much as two ounces on them. So
if you're in New Mexico, congratulations. And three things do
we talk about New York State? In New York State,
legalization of marijuana. You can have up to five pounds
of pot per person in your lot of weed. Is

(46:24):
that true per person or per house? Let me block
that up. I think it's per person. Can you okay,
look up what five pounds of pot looks like. I
don't imagine everyone in the house can have that. I'm like,
oh my god, okay, this is this is a bit much.
What I know? You can have three plants if I'm
not mistaken in New York State. So Heather and I

(46:44):
are already planning to have a garden in the back yard.
How great is that? We're gonna be farmers. You're gonna
have all these high little rabbits running around when they
eat it. Let's great? All right, Well, thank you, Gandhi.
You're one thousand dollars free money phone tap coming up
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(47:04):
A lot of people are texting in their fetishes. Oh
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Elvisturan in the morning show, see one hundred You got
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(47:25):
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a big old plate full of Italian cheeses and Italian meats,
all sliced up and you just you know, just kind
of just kinda like pick on it and eat it.
Or you can have it as a meal. I mean,

(47:45):
I could do a Varoni Italian meat plate just for dinner.
Oh yeah, with some almonds or some some little pieces
of apricot whatever. They actually make it up for you.
They have the charcuteri plates. They're already made and they're
right there in your grocery store night. I ate the
one with the green olives. Those green olives were really
I ate all by the way, I ate all of
the green olt nobody else had any. Just man, it

(48:08):
just tastes so good and you feel like you're in
the old world. You know. They're salami, they're mortadella, they're
purshute though, they're just they're so great. They they're they're
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If you go to h the grocery store, look for
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(48:33):
it's a great meal for two people with with a
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a little bit of an Italian bread and you know
a little olive oil also and can start dipping things.
The weather's getting better, You want to go eat outside? Yeah,
just take one of these Verni platters with you and go.
So it's Veroni v E r O n I. Uh,

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You're about to win a thousand dollars with the free
money phone tap. I do believe this phone tap has
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(49:18):
It's the Ralfie Boy sandwich pursute exactly. So if you
want to win your thousand dollars thinks to Veroni be
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All right, Danielle, what's it all about? All right? Annette
emailed us and wanted us to phone tap her husband, Ralph.

(49:39):
He owns Colombo's Market, and she wants us to call
him and complain about the food. And he takes a
lot of pride in his Ralfie Boy Special, So we're
gonna tell him it stinks. Here we go, Alli, this
is Ralph speaking can help you. Yeah, Hi, Ralph, this
is Michelle. I was in there the other day and
I ordered your Ralfie Boy Special and the you taste

(50:00):
like crap because it tasted like you got it out
of the garbage dump. He serious, Yeah, I'm serious. Weird,
I'm gonna call you and lie to you. No, I
just never had a complaint about my brisutte that cost
me eleven ninety five a pounds. It's hard to believe
that brasutte the palma would taste like like you're saying
it does. I don't care what it costs. You would
cost me a stomach ache. I have to tell you.
I haven't had one complaint about a Ralphie boy. If

(50:22):
you come in, I'll make anything you want on the house. Well,
if you ate, would you try it again? Excuse me?
If you ate, would you try it again? Well, first
of all, I would never call some place and tom
that they made. Well, I'm sorry, but I'm being honest
with you. I just got to call you up. And
I never had such crap food before. Well, I have
to I apologize, but I have to tell you I've

(50:42):
never had one complaint about that sandwich. Well, I had
to take two days off work because my stomach herts
so bad, you know, And it's it's a big piece
of brasutte. Other people are eating it. Nobody's called me
to say that they've gotten sick. You're working in such
a dump anyway, Maybe you don't take care of the
food in the place. And I'm sorry now now I
have to. Now I have to take offense because I
feel a lot of people here every day and nobody

(51:03):
calls me and says that my food except for you,
you definitely got a bad Purshoot. Well, Michelle, I've been
eating all week. I'm not sicker. I'm never eating in
your piece of place again. You know you want to
call this a piece of place, But I'm telling you,
nobody's called me to call me anything. Don't get smart
with me. I feel like you're getting smart with me. No,
I'm just telling you how it is. I'm just being honest.

(51:25):
Now you pissed me off, right now, you pissed me off.
I want to make this right for you. If you
want to make it right, fine, Otherwise, don't come here
and eat no more Colombo's Market. Ralph speaking, Yeah, Ralph,
what the hell? You can't talk to me like a man?
You to talk to you like a man. You're yelling
at make You're yelling at me, and I'm telling you

(51:46):
that my food is good. I don't get nobody sick.
So I don't know where you what you ate with
your bridshot sandwich or what else you did? You know?
And I'm not trying to be nasty. I was trying
to be nice to you. You call my business a
piece and that's not right. I wouldn't do that, no
matter what you did to me. I don't have a
woman that comes in every day and eat that sandwich.
And when she comes in today, I'm gonna ask her
how it was yesterday. Maybe she's got a like a

(52:07):
death wish or something. Maybe you do okay, because if
I and if I had a complaint about someplace, I
would go there and I would allow that person the
opportunity to make it right for me. If I go there,
I want to smacking me in the face. I wish
you would come here and smacked me in the face.
I really wish you would. Oh please, what were you
going to hit me back? No, I'm gonna stand here
with my hands behind my back and watch watch all

(52:27):
the other people watch you make a fool of yourself.
I get it. I got a sparkly inspection from the
health department. They check all my food. Everything I have
here is good. Maybe you pay them off. Maybe maybe
you know I don't have time for your miss brisute
sway thirty five pounds. You didn't eat thirty five pounds
of brisute. So somebody else date that brisute and didn't
get sick. And the MutS? How do I know the

(52:50):
first mutz wasn't crap? Because I make it every day
by hand. Your hands are so great that they make
good munchs. You don't want, sweetie, don't call me back anymore.
Because we're gonna just keep hanging up on you. Hey
what you're goofy? All right? I'm goofy and your Cinderella,
Yeah I am. And who is the goofy looking person
that works in the store with you? That lady, you
really got a lot of bulls staying out on the phone.

(53:12):
I really wish you'd come in and say it in person. Well,
what are you gonna do? You're gonna hit a girl?
I just want to see who this joke is. That's clocking,
like the jerk is talking. That's you. All right, listen,
have a nice day, Okay. I just tasted the bujute
to make sure that I didn't get sicker. Oh ho,
Now you're being a smart as oh I did. I
came up here. I tasted the bus and the much
out and they're both fine. Uh huh, Well they taste fine.

(53:32):
But wait till you're in the bathroom later on. Why
don't you come here? You can watch me go you
make chicken palm? What you make chicken palm? Yeah, because
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show would really love some
chicken palm, and that you will have somebody do this
kill you. I gotta take freaking viad with it. I
mean dan X for this. Now you did this, I'm
gonna kill my wife. Now you've just been phoned to

(53:54):
after Oh Jesus Christ, I'm shaking like a leaf over
she tapped me. This is Danielle Monaro. Are you married? Yes,
I am. I'm gonna be look today. God, that was
so long ago. Columbo Market with Ralphie for that was gad.

(54:17):
You played such such a great tough chick, Danielle. Thanks,
you know why, because you are a tough chick. Thank you. Anyway,
I gotta get a Viagra, I mean a zion X.
It was so funny. Let's go talk to Alice. Line two. Alice, Hi, Hi,
Elvis Hi, Danielle. Guy, what we're doing? Well, I guess

(54:39):
what Alice you were calling one hundred. You just won
one thousand dollars. It so awesome. I love that. This
is awesome. It is awesome. A thousand dollars. Well, it's
what a great surprise. So Alice, thanks to our friends
at Veroni Meets and Veroni. Actually you're gonna get your
your one thousand dollars on the way and the next

(55:00):
time you're in the grocery store, get some Verroni stuff.
They got everything. God, thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you. How are you, Alice? What are you doing today?
What's you're a? Thank you? I have to go to
work later, take the kids to school. I'm excited. Oh
my gosh, have a beautiful day. Okay, thanks you guys

(55:21):
to stay say thank you. And by the way, and
do as we always say, don't tell anyone you won
the money. Keep it in secret yourself. Okay, that's it.
Hold one, Okay, thank you to Verni. And you know
I want you to help us out with this because
this is go to go online after you buy your

(55:41):
Veroni products and make sure you take a picture of
them and put them up on Instagram and tag at
Veroni Underscore USA. Yeah, that's that's on Instagram right. And
also there's a way you can like swipe up and
win some some meat. How do you do this? If
you will? I I had it up on my Instagram yesterday,
but I think one hundred has it up on their Instagram.

(56:03):
Uh for to swipe up and get some meat. Yeah,
swipe up and get meat, can win a charcoonery board. Absolutely, no,
that's cool. Absolutely, we love Veroni. So next time you're out,
make sure you're pick up some varoni love it, Uh, Danielle. Yeah,
we're putting you to work today. You've got a lot
of work today. You did the phone tap, Actually that
was years and years ago, and now you're doing your
Danielle report. What are you talk? Just like the phone tap?

(56:25):
And my ya? All right, I'll do something else. All right,
let's let's talk about Oh, this is serious. Olivia Wild
and Jason Zudekis now they're not together anymore, but they
are getting really crazy letters. And they're getting this stalk
or showing up at her home apparently saying that he's

(56:46):
her boyfriend and saying how he's upset about Harry Styles
and that relationship she's got going on. And he this
guy even showed up in a zoom call she had
going on, and we don't know how he broke into
the zoom call, but he showed up, and so Olivia's scared.
Of course they are. They're taking action with the police
and trying to figure this all out, because that is scary.

(57:08):
I mean, we're hearing about this more and more celebrities
getting these crazy people breaking into their houses and like
you know, saying that we're in a relationship, don't you
remember like stuff like that. It really does get scary.
McLamore and his wife, Tricia, they are expecting their third
child this summer, so congratulations to them. DMX fans. Listen up.

(57:30):
The family wants you to know they're not asking for
any donations. They're not asking for any money. They don't
need those types of things for his funeral or for anything,
so they said, please don't get taken in by scammers.
Don't donate any money. So that's what they're saying. I
don't know if you watched American Idol last night, Luke
Brian was positive for COVID nineteen, so he was not there.

(57:50):
Paula Abdul actually took his place. So he's supposed to
be at the ACMs this weekend and he pre taped
something for them, but they're still not sure if they're
going to use what he pre taped because he has COVID.
So I guess maybe they're worried that people will like
question it. Froggy. I don't I don't get Yes. Yeah,
he is doing okay, though I texted with him yesterday

(58:12):
feeling name drop, I texted, I didn't name drop. I
just I was just letting you know he's feeling good.
And Jeopardy had Doctor Oz on and one of the
contestants is complaining about him. She said, doctor oz made
fun of me when I got an answer wrong. She said,
I heard him tell producers I can't believe they got
this one wrong. So she was upset. She says, I

(58:33):
don't even think doctor Ozz actually watches Jeopardy. Come on,
this is one of the contestants. I am. Alex used
to do that stuff all the time, to their faces.
It's awesome. It was okay when Alex did it. Nobody
else could take Alex's place. Grow a backbone. No Bad Bunny,
I mean, seriously, you should have heard Danielle on that
game show that time. Oh please, that's not even let's

(58:54):
not even. Let's talk about Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny one
WrestleMania the other day One won one of the tag
team matches. Right well, now, Bad Bunny's going on tour,
kicking it off in twenty twenty two in February, and
then we'll wrap things up in April twenty five different dates.
So that's cool. Bruno Mars Anderson Pack Silk Sonic They've
got a number one hit, Leave the Door Open, tops

(59:16):
the Billboard Hot one hundred Songs charts, so congratulations to them.
Demi Levado her album Dancing with the Devil, just Art
of Starting Over, that is doing very very well as
well for her, So that's exciting news. Tonight on television,
you've got Young Rock, You've got This is Us, don't forget.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills comes back in May,
and the trailer dropped and it looks insane. So if

(59:37):
you're a fan of those shows, you're gonna love this trailer. It. Also,
there's a new documentary on HBO Max Today called Our
Towns and that is my Danielle Report Marinas a weird story. Today,
they're saying today is the laziest day of the year.
Oh no, why feel it. There's this website they just

(59:58):
found out the laziest day of the year based on
Google searches for things like no desire for work and
stuff like that. They're saying today it's April thirteenth, right,
today is yeah, it's the laziest day of the year.
Let you know exactly if you're expecting some productivity from
our show today You're not gonna get it, absolutely not. Uh,

(01:00:22):
what do we have coming up? I'm gonna play a game?
What do we have something fun? We just do? Okay, Yeah,
I'll give you guys a list that we have in
the break, and Brodie has some stuff too. Let's check
Brodie's list. Where is Dave Brodie? Is he? Is he alive? Yes?
Dave Brody? Oh you are alive and you sound so energetic.

(01:00:44):
How you doing. I'm doing great? Great? Okay, hold on
one second. All right, So Brodie's gonna help us. He's
gonna be in charge of having fun in a few minutes.
Are that's the guy? All right, let's take a break.
We're back with fun with Brodie after this. Hey, I'm
a brand new listener. I love you guys. Thank you

(01:01:05):
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(01:01:27):
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(01:01:48):
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(01:02:10):
and do a search for Elvis Strand Morning Show on demand.
It's pretty cool. Hey, so do you agree with me?
After all the years that Family Feud has been on TV,
Steve Harvey, in my opinion, is just the best for
that job. I love him. Oh yeah, he's he's pretty good.
He's great, and it's really great. Mindless, let's just turn
it on and I have to think for a while. Entertainment,
but some of the answers he's been getting over the

(01:02:31):
years scary play. Some of these these are great. Name
something a doctor might pull out of a person, garcon
l you're coming in hot, Scarry, give me a couple
of mark Name Popeye's favorite food, showman chicken. I don't

(01:03:02):
think that was Steve Harmy, but that was a bad answer.
Give me more, Give me more. Name a reason you're
in a hole, you're a man having sex, and something
to Burglar would not want to see when he breaks
into a high naked grandma. Everyone wants to see naked

(01:03:23):
grandma one of the chances. Yeah, it was one more.
We talked to a hundred men. What's Brandy that you
don't have? Look, Paul said, Oh, Hamma, see sounds like

(01:03:43):
he's having a lot of fun. Yeah, well, let's see
how much fun straight nake can have as we play
our badily. Everybody, Welcome to the family Feud. I'm your host.
We've got to two teens, two families here to participate
today from We've got the ladies represented by Danielle Monaro

(01:04:04):
and Sam producer Sam. Thank you very much, ladies, you're
gonna be going first when we play here. But also
the fellas. We've got Elvis Duran, host of the Elvis
durand of the Morning Show for the last twenty five years.
We've got Froggy, a survivor of a brain aneurysm. Scary Jones,
that's your claim to fame. And Scary Jones, who is

(01:04:25):
back up to quarter the third quarter Scary right now, right,
he's having a rector exam today. Hey, where does that
voice coming from? You're using him? I don't know. I
used this when we did Jeopardy last time to the show,
and now come. The ladies always get to go to first.
Let's the fellas. Okay, fellas, you can go first. You
know what, here's I love not hosting, I love playing
because that can be as obnoxious as possible. I see
you're already telling me how to play the game. All right, fine,

(01:04:47):
all right, ready? Are you ready? Fellas? Yeah? Who goes?
Who's first in line? Well? I think you're since this senior,
you're the senior member of the show, the head of
the family. There you go. Here we go. Okay, So Elvis,
name of fruit that is used to describe a woman's
private part. Oh a peach, Show me peach? Oh the

(01:05:11):
number four answer? Which does this mean we get to
step in and steal if we know number one? Yeah?
Absolutely absolutely? Okay, Well I should have said kumquat. You
can steal. Actually, you can steal if you've got the
number one or number two or number three answers. So please, Gandhi,
you can lead off the team. Name a fruit that

(01:05:31):
he's used to describe a woman's private part. Uh, cherry, Oh,
show me cherry. Sorry? Sorry, do we want to play
guys or do you want to pass it on too?
I think we should pass this one on. We should
I think we should play. Yeah, I think pass. Okay,
do you know a lot of fruits that are if

(01:05:52):
peach wasn't number one? I go I think we should pass. Okay, okay,
we'll play if you family disagreement, right, This never happens
on the feature pass pass pass, pass pass. All right,
we just pass it onto the ladies. All right, all right,
all right, Danielle, since you are a lady and you're
going to be playing here. Name of fruit that he's
used to describe a woman's private part. I don't know

(01:06:15):
an avocado avocado. Oh really, that's a very strange answer.
So sorry, and you don't want your stuff to look
like an avocado. This is a dumb ass question. Okay, Well,
I believe you've got two buzzers so far, and a
third buzzer would mean that it goes over to the fellas.
So Sam, please name a fruit that is used to

(01:06:37):
describe a woman's body part. Come on, Sam, we're going
to a different part than peach. I'm going with melons. Yeah, melons.
Oh the number two answers with people? Dang melans? All right,
Well back to Gandhi Gandhian, dame of fruit used to
describe a woman's body part? Can we go with apples?

(01:06:58):
Show me apples? Oh? The number three answer? Yeah, we
still haven't gotten number one. That's so strange. So Danielle, Danielle,
what are you gonna say now, Danielle, shut your shut
your trap hole. I'm gonna say a juicy pear, Show
me pear. That is the number one answer, the number

(01:07:23):
one answer. Okay, Well, we only have one answer left,
one answer left, So Sam, Sam, what is a fruit
that he's used to describe a woman his body part? Oh?
This again too personal? I'm gonna go with strawberry. Strawberry.
I don't think it's gonna be there on the list,

(01:07:43):
is so, guys, I think the way this works is
the guys you can all go get a communal answer, okay, okay,
and if it's yeah, okay. The fruit to describe describes
a woman's How would I know? When have I ever
seen one? I don't really eat what you guys think about.
I don't eat fruit like bananas. You know what I'm saying,

(01:08:04):
You guys think I would. I would say watermelon. I
would say melon, watermelon, Melon? Go with melon? Is it cale? Melon?
Melon has already been answer, It's already been described, it
has Yeah, can fall under melon? I guess come, honey, due, honey, dude.
You don't have all day here, fellas you guys, I

(01:08:26):
said peach earlier, right? What about a coconut? Is that
a fruit? Is that? What do you want to go with?
Like coconut? I like that? Yeah, I want to go
with it. Yeah, ivo coconut. But I can be over
ruled by them. Did we go with apple? Yeah? Apple
already on the list? What do we what do we
said so far? You might want to go a Froggy's answer. There, Elvis, coconut, coconut.
I like coconut. All right, we're gonna go coconut. I

(01:08:49):
think it's a crap answer, but good answer. So coconut,
Yeah not Alvis doesn't no female in that I would
do with it that Harvey does not go. Yeah, you
used to pick kilcanut House tried. Hey, c can't you

(01:09:13):
need you need to calm this game down. Sorry, cancel,
you need to. Steve Hardy Harvey doesn't get sassed on
his show. All right, Well, Steve Harvey doesn't suck at this. Okay, fine,
all right, my answer was pretty good. Elvis thought it
was crap, but it was I didn't. I thought it
was crap. Okay. Now, the way the game works is
the Fellas won that round. Now they now it's their

(01:09:34):
turn to go first. Right, So okay, this is which
is so Froggy's next. So Froggy has to go first. Okay,
so so Froggy, this one should be much easier for Elvis.
Name of food that is used to describe a man's
private party. Oh okay, I'm gonna start with banana. Banana
number one of the number one, the number one most
answered body party. Now, Elvis, do you want to play

(01:09:55):
this round or do you want to give it over
to the ladies. I don't know. I think this more
difficult than we think. I think we should play this one, Elvis. Okay, boy,
this family is not a A guy who knows the
most about male anatomy wants to pass, and the guy
that knows the least wants to play. Okay, good, Okay,
let's play then. Okay, well, then then scary scary? Uh

(01:10:18):
name a food that he's used to describe a man's
private part. Now this is food. Yeah, I'm gonna say eggplant,
egg Yes, let's look at the board. Answer. Eggplant is
a fruit. It's true and a food. So we have
banana eggplants the number one and number two answers. So, Elvis,

(01:10:38):
this should be easy for you. I can name several. Daniel,
stop touching the mic, I have to move it. Hold on,
stop stop it interfearing with the round. Danielle way is
a cucumber of fruit. No, it's a food. It could
be any food, any food, any food, any food used
to describe a man's private part. A hot dog, Oh me,

(01:11:01):
hot dog, got a big weener in the body. Or sausage.
I yes, okay, So now back to froggy froggy. There's
only two more answers here, the top five most uh
you describe foods used to describe a man's body part.
I'm gonna go with cucumber. M let's look for cucumber's

(01:11:25):
cucumber up there, Strike one, Strike one, alright, scary of
food used to describe a man's private I'm gonna say pickle.
I think a pick isn't a pickle a cucumber of
the time, it's a pickled cucumber. It's hey, host, why
are you helping them? Ask? No? See, he was already

(01:11:49):
getting Cucumber and a pickle are two different things. I
don't care. In my world, I can't. There's two answers left, Okay.
I would say popsickle, popsicle because you yeah, popsic. Let's
look for a popsicle. So the ladies have one shot

(01:12:11):
today a communal lands. You guys have to agree, Are
we supposed to talk? Yes? Yes? What about walnut because
it kind of looks like a testament? Yeah, what's something tiny? Yeah,
everything's been big so far. What's little? Well, here's what
I will say, ladies, just a clarify since I did
it for the fellows earlier on if they're all kind
of long and cylindrical. Oh okay, see, I was going
to suggest lollipop, but now I'm not sure. Like a

(01:12:34):
Pringles cans carrots, I would go, and parrot could work.
And I'm not even on your team, I would go.
I could be wrong. Which team are you playing for?
My boyfriend in college was like a carrot, So this
works for let's really really need an answer here, lady,
like a full sized character of mini carric. I think

(01:12:57):
that's a fair question, size carrot. Maybe we would go
with carrots. I don't know, post. What do you think
should we go with carrot? I mean it sounds like
it would be a good answer. Are you going with carrots?
Love carrot? Okay, let's look for carrots? Sorry, crap, do

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you hold on SALAMMI on the list? Salami is the
number four answer. Then to round out the top five,
we have zucchini. I'm sure carrot would have been number six, ladies,
but we only went with the top five answers. Baby
carrot totally should have been there. Who made this list?

(01:13:41):
Not me? I didn't pull people, So what do we
do now the men men have one hundred and eighty
two points. So what do we do now? Okay, so
now we have well, I don't think we even need
to do a third round because the guys want to
have no Because here that's how it goes. This is
triple the point if we would win. I'm voting they win.
Here we go. I mean, my favorite thing, my favorite thing.

(01:14:05):
Someone's in a text and it says, this is not
how you play the game. Really really, thank you, Captain obvious.
You mean we're not going to play fast money at
the end? Alright? Got okay, So fellas, since you won
the previous two rounds, you have first shot at this
last and final round the round first. Okay, all right? Here, yes,

(01:14:25):
name a profession that might sometimes require you to be naked?
Hm hmm um A stripper. Let's see stripper? Oh the
number one answer answer, profession requiring you to be naked?

(01:14:45):
Do we want to play this or past? I think
we should pass it. You don't want to play anything? Okay? Okay, okay,
think about it. How many professions can you think of
that requires you to be a naked? But hold on,
here's here's the problem with passing the problem with passing
is once they come up with all the easy ones
and they're only one left, we got to come up

(01:15:06):
with that last one or we're screwed, we lose, We're
we're better off. They go through and get all the
easy ones and then stick them with the hard answer
to take or not taking this or not? How many
answers on the board and nate? Okay, there were four
answers on the board, and this third and final round
is double points. All right, are we doing it or not?
All right? I say we played? Okay, so it's my turn.
What's the question? Turn? Okay, so the question is name
a prostitute? Show me prostitute? The number four answer? My

(01:15:31):
job is done. Now you two can screw it up. Okay.
I'm gonna go with porn star. Okay, movie porn star. Okay,
let's all right, let's look for porn star. Yes, an actor.
I think that would probably qualify. Is acting? Really? Yeah? Okay,
we're giving them trust me and keep moving. Oh my god,

(01:15:54):
you're the worst host. Every answer, sorry about that would win? Okay, Well,
the ladies are definitely going to lose. Okay, so we
only have one answer left on the board. The number
two answer, So scary, name a profession that might sometimes
require you to be naked? How about model? Yeah, yeah,
like a new model model. Right, good answer, good answers,
good answer. We've got one answer left on the board.

(01:16:14):
Let's see if it's on there. This is so crap, kiss,
I'm sorry. Just as good as the felons. First of all,
that they eat that those are the easiest answers to
come up with, because of the only answers. And this
is well in the history of family feud. And never

(01:16:36):
if the women never scored any points, but didn't just
happen men, this is because on their side. Turn no,
the worst host ever for this, because I just could
quit your sassin. Wow, we beat the ladies three eighty
two to zero. Whatever. I never told someone to quit
their sassin. Don't shuts. They use the term sass. You're

(01:17:00):
an assassin. You're a game show assassin. Listen, I'm sorry.
The guys were just actually you guys were very good.
We were, but you know, and you know, all right,
there you go, that was awful. Good thing we did that.
Our host is awful. You know, I didn't even I
was I was doing a three two four two when
Elvis texting me and said, you're hosting this game? All right?

(01:17:21):
I wasn't even did he text you and say make
sure the guys win and you suck because you did
all that. Listen, Elvis was Elvis was trying to throw
the game for you. He was trying. You guys just
were to so terrible with your answer. Oh my god,
you Nope, he guided us. You suggested Carrott. Listen, you

(01:17:42):
may have been number six. I'm sorry. What did you
with the guys? You were? Hold on? Hold on, hold on,
hold on. I want to I want to replay, Yeah,
replay ye, redo the entire game? Right questions, I want
all new questions. We do it tomorrow. Okay, we'll do
it tomorrow. There you go that you guys should answer.

(01:18:06):
That's the answer. I'd go with coconut anatomy. You guys, guy,
I tell you we should probably just not do three
things in stake of break here because everyone's too it's
two rambunctious for anymore. This sucks exactly. That's why you

(01:18:29):
have to time. Let's take a break. We need a
well deserved break, and we'll be back after this. Wow,
you gotta go home in the Morning Show. This season
of Deadly's Catch is one of the most shocking yet.

(01:18:49):
Check out the season premiere of Deadly is Catch Tuesday,
April twentieth, at eight on Discovery or stream it right
now on Discovery Plus and see the captain's fight for
their survival. E show. Wow, we have so much for
about to get to. We have to get to three
things you need to know from Gandhi. Then I want
to go around the room and see what's on your
minds today Today could be really great. Then I wanted

(01:19:10):
some sound with Garrett, and then I want to do
a way Back Time Machine. Hello, I like it. Yeah,
oh yeah, this is working. I have a suggestion for
the way Back Time Machine. Oh God, hurry, someone else
come up to the Paul Abdul because she was on
idol last night. Everyone loves good, good Paul Abdul. Look

(01:19:32):
at scary. He is not liking the Paul abdual. It
wasn't really two thousands, dude. It's way Back Time Machine jacket.
Late late nineties, late nineties. We could play Frank Sinatra
if we want. It's way back Time Machine. They wanted
Dirty by Christina Aguilera. He was getting weird about it
this morning. That's what year is that though? That's like
two thousand, if I'm not mistaken. Two thousand, yeah, I

(01:19:54):
think it was maybe, so you got in by a year.
He's going to change the name of this to the
two thousand since time machine for skiing. It's just two
thousand was twenty one years ago. I just think that
that's sold enough. Well, okay, let's all be nice. We're
not playing a family feud anymore. And Yelle is feisty today.

(01:20:14):
But Danielle wants to hear a song. I mean, I
think Danielle should be heard. You know, he always poopoos it.
He always poopoos so that I usually poopoo when you
asked her like Rio by Duran Duran Barbie Girl, which
is a classic. I tell you what I text us
now if you want to hear Paula Abduel or Christina Aguilera.

(01:20:39):
I like both, so I'm good text and will love
vast choices, I know, but Danielle should be able to
choose from time to time. Paula was on last night
on Idol. She took over because what's his face? Had COVID? So,
I mean, you know, people are saying we should play
some heavy d and the boys. We should play men
in Black, we should play Madonna, we should play Paula.

(01:21:01):
Don't play like a virgin. It was too far back recovery. Okay, okay,
calm down now, text now fifty five, one hundred. What
do you want to hear on the end the wayback
time machine? It could be none of the above. We
can find another of something, all right, Right now, though,
let's get into the three teens twenty to know. There's
so much going on and now new news about the

(01:21:22):
Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Oh yes, let's start there. Po okay,
it's all you gandhi, all right. Federal health agencies are
calling for an immediate pause in the use of the
Johnson and Johnson single dose coronavirus vaccine after six recipients
in the US developed a rare disorder involving blood clots
within about two weeks of the vaccination. Health officials are

(01:21:42):
saying it's almost impossible to overstate how serious this development is.
All six recipients were women between the ages of eighteen
and forty eight. One woman actually died, and a second
woman in Nebraska has been hospitalized and is in critical condition.
Nearly seven million people in the US have received this
vaccine so far, and roughly nine million more doses have
been shipped out to the States, according to data from

(01:22:04):
the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A news conference
is scheduled today at ten am Eastern time. Dozens of
people are now facing charges from a second night of
protesting in Minnesota. The arrests are varying from rioting to
curfew violations, and all of this is happening because officers
were hit with objects outside a police station in Brooklyn
Center and had to use tear gas and flash banks

(01:22:24):
to move the crowd back. The protests are a direct
result of Sunday's killing of a twenty year old black man,
Dante Wright, who was shot during a traffic stop. The
officer is saying she thought she was using a taser
and not a gun. Meanwhile, Day eleven of Derek Chauvin's
murder trial brought the prosecution's case closer to resting. We
heard from relatives of George Floyd, as well as more
medical testimony. One cardiologist testified that George Floyd was restrained

(01:22:48):
in a life threatening manner and that police should have
stopped restraining him immediately and started CPR after a pulse
could not be detected. Closing arguments are expected to begin
next Monday. And finally, on a much lighter note, Nike
says that they want to do something very different. They're
going to start reselling return sneakers at a discount in
some select stores. The company says it's an effort to

(01:23:10):
help reduce waste and become a bit more green. As
part of the initiative, Nike is going to accept return shoes,
either lightly worn or with manufacturing flaws, then clean and
sanitize them. The shoes will then be resold and select
stores at reduced prices. There are eight stores currently selling
return shoes in the US, but the company says it
plans to expand to fifteen locations by the end of

(01:23:30):
the month and hopefully all of their locations by the
end of the year. And those are your three things.
Thank you so much, Gandhi. You know what we should
go around the room. We're still trying to figure out
which Paula Abdul song we're going to play. There are
so many good ones to cheer, all right, there are
so many Your cheese, a coldhoted snee yep, forever your girl. Ye,

(01:23:51):
the way you love me straight? Tell me all right?
Now vote for your favorite Paula Abdul Salt one hundred
and whoever has their phone next to the microphone. It's vibrating.
It's very irritating, Daniel. Ye, all right, here we go.
Let's get in to what's in your head today. We'll
start with you, Froggy, Let's go around the room. We'll

(01:24:12):
start with you. You know, some dreams are really super real.
So sometime last night I dreamt that I had dropped
my Apple watch and my phone and broke them, and
it completely ruined my whole day. I woke up in
the milban n I turned the light off in the
bedroom to check my phone in my watch because I
was sure they were going to be broken. I don't
know what that means. I don't know what the secret
meaning is behind it, but whatever it is, I got

(01:24:33):
up in the milban, I walked across the room, turned
the light on, and he says, like, what the hell
are you doing? I'm like, God, I think I just
broke my phone in my watch. She's like, you got
a problem. Go back to sleep, you do? You were
so obsessed over your electronics. Some dreams are so real,
it just it really. You wake up and you think
it happened. If you had a dream that your wife
Lisa broke her leg, would you turn the line off,

(01:24:55):
light on and start checking her leg. I'd wait till
morning and she see exactly rude. So I know that
Sam loves me, and here is the reason. So yesterday
I was talking about how you know when I die,
you know, just take my ashes and scatter them at
the haunted mansion in World Disney World. Sam texts me.
She said, I know it's illegal, but I will risk

(01:25:17):
getting arrested to sprinkle you in Disney. It is worth.
I was in time for your last wish. I know
that Sam loves me so much. So thank you Sam.
Appretaby there, that's a good friend right there. I'll go
to jail for you. Thank do it, okay, Sam, We'll
go to you. Producer, Sam. What's on your brain today?

(01:25:39):
So everyone brings some sort of a superpower to a relationship,
And today I challenge everybody to one thank their partner
for their superpower and to actively bring your power in.
So for William, his superpower is he's in PT school
he's getting his doctorate, so I get these neck massages
at night he's studying, and it puts me right the

(01:26:01):
heck to sleep. So I am very thankful for William
today because I had a great night's sleep thanks to
last night's lesson and neck massaging. And mine is I
organize like crazy, and it drives me nuts that he's
a little messy sometimes, but that's my superpower. So I'm
going to try and make his study session today in
the next couple of days easier by reorganizing his space.

(01:26:22):
So thank your partner for their power and bring yours
to a relationship. I'm not going to complain that he's
messy to so my Alex merchant to zoo, so his
superpower to help me out. He follows me around with
a big broom and cleans up my crap. That's important.
Thank you, so very important. Gandhi, what's up with you today?
All right? So we were talking about dreams, and I

(01:26:44):
know I kind of told you guys this yesterday, but
I need somebody to help me figure out what in
the heck it is about. I had a dream that
Nate was helping me pull glass out of my foot.
It was a very strange dream. Don't know where it
came from. The Next morning, Nate texted me that he
stepped on a sea urchin and had shards of sea
urgin in his foot. What does this mean? Dream experts

(01:27:04):
please tell us? Am I some type of like psychic
or was that just sheer coincidence? Does Nate owe me something?
Or do I owe him something? We're not telling him.
I don't know if you owe me, you should have
told me anything. I just think it's interesting how you guys.
I truly believe that there is a connection there and
it can't be Oh yeah, I think so too. It
was just so specific. It was just Nate and I
as he was helping me pull these shards of glass

(01:27:26):
out of my foot. The next day it happened so crazy. Yeah,
all right, something there, something there? Sorry, Nate, I'll tell
you now hearing what's up with you today? So some
people are taking advantage of the pandemic and using it
to create scams, like this restaurant that I went to recently.
I'm like, they're like, would you like some still water
or carbonated water? You know, like you know, and I'm

(01:27:46):
like I just like tap water please, And like, oh, no,
we can't because of the pandemic. But what what what?
How does that make any sense in the world? Like,
what is it about about having tap water? But I
think that they're trying to up charge you and may
force you into buying water five six seven dollars a bottle,

(01:28:08):
and the thinking that I can just dismiss the dismissing. Okay, sure,
maybe some people believe that pouring water out of a
tap can give you COVID. I've never heard of that.
But I can't be cold, we can't be clause of
the pandemic. So anyway, how much did you spend on
your water at this restaurant freaks for a bottle of God,
I'm not even joking, guys, I'm not wrong basis. I

(01:28:30):
don't want to barrass the place, but we can't because
of the pandemic. Is not an excuse, that's just you
trying to Maybe someone will text us and explain this
to U, because I've never heard of that. Hey, straight, Nate,
what's up with you? Okay? If you've ever lived through
a home renovation, you have little milestones throughout that you
always remember. Well, the other night, we slept in our
bed for the first time, and not just a mattress
on the floor. So please just enjoy those moments because

(01:28:55):
you'll really look back on them finally, when the house
is finally done. I can't wait to be in that
house and not have dust and you know, sheet rock everywhere.
It'll be there, don't you worry? Don't you worry? And
there's your around the room. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Hello, Garrett,
what do you have for us today? Good morning friends.
Let's start with Hugh Jackman. And I think we all
can agree he's very talented. So he was skiing with

(01:29:17):
Lindsay Van. He's a very very famous skier. The thing is,
Hugh Jackman not only skied, he brought a violinist and
sang as he skied. Wait hold on saying, I get this.
He's skiing with with her right, yes, and he's singing
how do you ski and play a violin? Very talented?
I mean that's the person we should be applauding to

(01:29:38):
me anyway. Okay, let's only ski you with this music playing? Now,
any other community, I mean, bring the violin everywhere you go,
anybody do that. I mean, this is a new this
is new for me. I want to see it. Name

(01:30:05):
did he singing? Yeah, yeah, he's doing lay miss because
he was in the room. But again, who's skiing with?
How bored are you? You're yeah? Like how border Like?
I haven't skied in seven years, ever since I toured
my acl like. I couldn't never imagine even playing a
violin north singing while skiing. So credit to those those
people right there. You might have seen this meteorologist Jared Floyd.

(01:30:27):
He's a meteorologist in Arkansas. He went on air to
do a report about tornadoes and just got tired of
people complaining of why he's interrupting their TV programming. We're
already getting folks that are that are emailing and calling
because we're in the middle of programming saying if they
wanted to watch the weather, they would turn it to
another channel. Let me explain it to you. As long

(01:30:47):
as there's a warning in effect for our area, we're
gonna be on TV because if it was your area
that was under a tornado warning right now, he would
want us on the ear informing you. So that's what
we're gonna do, and we're gonna stay on the television,
and we've warned folks that yes, programming is being interrupted
and it stinks, and you know what, we can watch
that tomorrow. There you go. I agree. I wonder what

(01:31:11):
was interrupted though, like what made people so pissed off
to be like I need to tell someone right now exactly?
I know if I would want them to interrupt whatever
to tell me that my house is about to blow down. Okay, okay,
I'm with him and all right, So we're all familiar
with hog calling, right, Danielle kind of does a version
of it with alligators. Right, you could do an alligator call,
but this is what hog calling sounds like when you're

(01:31:33):
calling a hog right, right, So people do it. There's
competitions for it. So someone took a montage of those
competitions and put some metal behind it. A metal guitarist,
and this is what it sounds like. So hog calling
done metal style sounds it. It's Hugh Jackman right there.

(01:32:12):
That sounds like Max's little toy he was playing within
the commercial break. Where is it that's a metal behind it?
We can go viral. You're a good American, Gary, thank
you so much. All right, Well we're gonna hop into
the way Back Time Machine or the No, we can't
why why why can't we know? I don't know. I
don't Just keep going hopping, That's what I was doing. Okay,

(01:32:33):
just turn Nates Mike off. He's useless at this point.
Let's go back hop in. Here we go. Hey, Danielle
wants to hear some Paula Abdul. Thank you. If you

(01:32:53):
don't want Paula Abduel, blame Danielle. H is this opposite's
attract No? Shut him scary? Scary? Thank you? Paul I Abduel,
opposite's attracted. Wasn't she on Antiques road Show last night
or something? American idol? Oh? Okay, same thing. I remember

(01:33:18):
going to Jones Beach and she was the headliner and
Color Me Bad opened for her, one of my best
concerts ever. Loved it. Did one of those members of
Color Me Bad go off and like beat up his
bandmate on stage or something? Yeah? He did happen? Yeah?
I pushed him over and punched him in the face.
All right, Okay, there you go. You got your request

(01:33:40):
in Danielle, ye, thank you, You're very welcome. Sometimes that
machine just goes way back. It can, that's why it's
called way back. I know. We gotta get the brakes fixed,
so we can stop a little sooner. Overshot, we overshot.
I'm shut I'm scary. No one, how about everybody else

(01:34:01):
could rip on Danielle's song, but the second scary jumpson. Oh,
shut up scary, always the first one to make a face.
All let me read some of the texts. Let's see
worst Paula song to choose. That song made my brain hurt.
Thank you for some Paula. Shut up scary, they said, right,
I actually this person would have preferred Barbie Girl. So

(01:34:25):
I want to get props to daniel I'm sorry, I'm
reading these, Yes, go ahead, Scary. I wanted to just
say that last week she chose be My Lover by
La Bouche, which is a great song from the mid
nineties that was a smash and I thought that was
an amazing choice. So it's not it's nothing personal against you.
I just wanted to get that out there. Normally, when
we're trying to pick the first song of the day,

(01:34:46):
we all kind of sit around, nobody knows the process,
and we're like, what should we play? And Scary, We'll
give you every reason not to play whatever I suggest.
We played it. It's done. Some people liked it, some
people didn't. But what's that normal? Oh it's the bad
song alarm, Oh no, evacuate to me. You played a

(01:35:12):
tired old song. We shut down the radio station the
way I love you. If you're listening, it's no us.
Take a victory sip on that one. Please, we got
to take a break. I can do a Stamps dot
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(01:37:07):
such a beautiful day brewing where I am? Is it
beautiful where you are? Yeah? It's incredible over here. Yeah. Uh,
we deserve this. And I've came back from New Mexico
after our vacation and it was so beautiful. Blue skies
and everything there, and when I landed here it was crap.
It's just like like, misty, yeah, no, one isn't even raining.

(01:37:31):
It was just missed. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm
talking about. That's miserable. It was cold and miserable. I'm
thinking it's gonna rain, just rain. If it's missed, it's
just enough to screw up everything different. I know, it's
like commit, commit to the rain crept out in this
city because I'm like, is that, mister, is something raining
on me from someone's apartment that shouldn't be? What is

(01:37:51):
in New York City? We call that mystery liquid? I
hate it. Have you ever had anything fall on you
from an apartment? I have. I had glass shards fall
on me, had icicles following us. Those could go right
through your skull, you know, yeah, glass particles. No. But
if you're walking through the city, it's a beautiful summer day,
then all of a sudden you feel this drop on
your face, earn your head. You know, it's probably not

(01:38:13):
a bird, It's just some mystery liquid. It's a New
York City thing. God bless you. What are you gonna do? Danielle?
You ready to go? Yes? All right? What do you
have going on this hour? All right? So Prince Harry
released a statement yesterday remembering his grandpa, Prince Philip. He
said that he remained cheeky right till the very end.
He also wrote about how devoted he was to the Queen,

(01:38:35):
so that was really cool. Pete Davidson was speaking on
a virtual Q and A with Marquette University students and
they said, so, who is your celebrity crush? And he said,
I'm with my celebrity crush. And you guys know that
he is dating the Duchess of Hastings from Burgerton. I
know her real name is Phoebe, but I still call

(01:38:55):
her the Duchess of Hastings. So they're together. They actually
looked really you together, so I love it. Um. Let's see,
Usher made it rain on some strippers and they're saying
he used fake money Usher Bucks and they took to
social But apparently when he was at the club he
actually used real money. He spent a lot of it.

(01:39:15):
He had bottle service, he tipped very well. And then
you know that he is going to be having a
Vegas up show at Caesar's right, He's going to be
staying there for a while residency, and so they kind
of left the usher Bucks as a promotion at the end.
At least that's what his people are saying. That's what
I say, too, Oh promotion, So you confuse itash what

(01:39:37):
they're saying. Oh, let's go back to Bridgerton for a minute.
Reggae Jean Paige, who played the Duke of Hastings, who
is very beautiful. Um, he's not coming back next season.
We learned that while we were on vacation, and people
took to social saying, well, he's not coming back. I'm
not coming back either. I'm not watching it. That's what
a lot of people are saying. But apparently you know
they're going to be working on different storylines from the

(01:40:00):
different kids in the family. But I'm also hearing that
they were creative differences between Reggae Jean Paige and Shanda Rimes,
who brings us the show, and that she wanted him
to have less of a role. He wanted more of
a role. But don't worry, he will be back someplace
because he's gotten a lot of offers. I mean, really,
this guy will be around for a while. Think, thank goodness. Um,

(01:40:20):
some popular women in country music might be given us
a real Housewives of Nashville series. If it does happen,
it could be on the Peacock or Bravo or on E.
I know Jason Aldan's wife was talking about it. I
think she's denying it to be honest. But there are
still room. Yeah, but there are still rumors out there
that other people might be involved, that they're shooting a pilot.

(01:40:41):
So we'll see. And tonight on television, you've got Young Rock,
You've got this is usum. Also there's a new one
over on HBO Max. It's a documentary. It's called Our Towns.
You may want to watch that. And that is my
Danielle report more after this. What's up guys and Patrick? Hey,
this is Stemu LaVar with Elvis Durran in the Morning Show.

(01:41:06):
Well well, well you wake up in your realizes, God's
the shows almost over and we have accomplished absolutely nothing.
The only thing we have done and if you if
you missed the rest of the show before us, you
can listen to us. Listen to on demand Elvis Dran
Morning Show on demand anywhere you get your podcast, including
of course the I Hurt Radio. We all we've done
today is kind of bicker and fight. It's been one

(01:41:28):
of those very aggressive days. It feels so good, though,
every now and then we just have to get it out,
especially when Nate sucks. Yeah, all right, well, see this
is what we've been dealing with all day, you guys
beating each other up. Foggy, what do you have to
say about today's show? I mean, what's your feeling as

(01:41:48):
we're we're in the last hour, we have a few
more things to talk about. It's been a little aggressive today.
I know that things were getting like Danielle was upset
with scary Paula Abdul and then the family feud was
a little aggres I said, if the girls got upset,
like it's been a show of aggressions, Like, I don't yeah,
I don't get it. But a lot of people are
texting and saying they like it. You want us to fight,
you want us to fight more. This is what you

(01:42:10):
want because it's fighting family. This is what happens in families. Candiersicker, Yeah, whatever, okay,
Gandhi your thoughts. I think they feel the same outrage
that we feel because they can hear what's going on
and they know the injustice that's being served. To Danielle
and I all day today. Thank you, Nate. You know
I'll be honest with you. I have been on your
side all day today except for except for the Paula

(01:42:33):
Abdual face, the choice. I don't care. I will tell
you that if you listen live during this hour every day,
it's it's about to change. This hour is going to change.
When's the new clock in Monday? Starting Monday? Uh, this,
this last hour that we do will be more us

(01:42:56):
and less not us. Does that make sense? Oh? Yes,
we're fine finding this. I'm just gonna let me just
lay naked on the table for you, shall I. Um,
We're finding that people who we don't have as many
people listening as early as we do late now. It
has totally shifted this past year during the pandemic. It
has changed the way people listen to our show. So
we are going to meet up with your expectations and

(01:43:18):
your real life, and we're gonna have more content now
versus at the beginning of the show, which starts at
like four in the morning that I don't even want
time to starting. Yeah, so does that mean we get
to sleep in later? No? No, no, no, no same hours? Okay,
just just checking. Yeah, what's your scary question? What's your
question scary? Well, you know, when we come in in

(01:43:40):
the morning, we have a lot of pent up energy
and usually in that those early hours is when we
want to get it all out and we so how
are we going to contain ourselves and bottle it up
and save it for a more prime time like let's say, now,
we're It's easy. I don't know what your problem is
because it's hard to like bite our tongues early. You know,

(01:44:00):
usually come out with like energy everything you want to
say early, write it down and we'll do it later,
do it live. We'll do it live. So so well,
so it's it's it's great. It's great for an audience,
a bunch of listeners who would like to wake up
later and need to wake up later because their lives
have changed. It's also greater for uh, if you listen

(01:44:21):
to us on demand, you know we have you. The
whole show's better. So so we'll be we'll be hostile
the entire show. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, me too, bloody.
It's okay to show your teeth, it's okay to growl
at nate do it every now and then, when he
cheats at the games, we just have to let him
know that he sucks and he's cheat. You did cheat.

(01:44:42):
To be fair, you did cheat. You did Okay, I
gave you each I gave each team a slight advantage
for one of the questions. You let advance ray and
told us that we should guess the incorrect answer. And
for the guys who are like, yeah, I would go
with that, coconuts, yeah, go with it like that, I
may have been unfair. The more hostile I am here,

(01:45:03):
the less hostile I am at my family, so they
appreciate you guys taking it from like that, take out,
take it out, And I said, you're better for your
family were because of us. We're you're whipping kids. You
whip us, your feet on me and then leave, all right.
So that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. We're
gonna stick with it. If it works, great, If not,

(01:45:24):
we fail and whatever, I don't care. I just don't
care anymore. I'm just I can't get over the fact
that we played uh usher this morning, the first song
we played coming in and iHeart radio. They have this
way of editing words out of songs. They edited the
word boobies. Yeah, oh my gosh, well, I mean they

(01:45:46):
in some of the lines, he says, Oh my god,
they took those out and turned them into oh my gosh,
didn't they? Right? Yes, yeah, but then we will play
Cardi B talking about touching that dangly thing in the
back of her throat exactly, grande keeping it clean and
squeaky exactly. Yeah. So, so if we're going to improve
the show, we also have to improve the music we

(01:46:07):
play on the show. And that's we have. I heeart
has to stop editing the music. Yeah, they really do.
Is there someone you can call? Nate? Why don't you
help them out? You've got more juice than I do.
You tried, you tried, Remember with the whole weed thing. Yeah,
here's what happened. So in Peaches, justin Justin Beaver, he says,
I get my weed in California. We're here in New

(01:46:29):
York on ZE one hundred, they only play I Got
My In caliphone. They don't say the word weed unless
you're listening to our show. But after ten am on
ZE one hundred, New York, they don't say the word
weed anymore. And I think bleeping it makes your mind
wander to far dirtier places like you got your one
in California exactly exactly. I don't know. I just don't

(01:46:51):
know if this is the way we should be doing
business anymore. The same we should be We should be
able to play whatever we want, say whatever we want,
like we do on the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast.
By the way, we're gonna produce another one of those
coming up in a minute, and it's gonna be foul.
It's gonna be crazy. And of course we don't play
music on there, but we get foul enough. We don't
need the music to make us foul. What scary? No,

(01:47:12):
go back to oh my God for a second. There
was a second version we could have played, and it
said this version specifically has the music up drowning out
the word God. Swear to God. So it was a
place between. Yeah, we didn't play that version. We played
the one that said, oh my Gosh. So there was
the other version was oh my God, but it says
drown out vocal version to like, blessen the blow, oh

(01:47:35):
God God. I just want you know, I just want
you to know that we give it our all every
day to come in and do a show for you.
We even have to fight against our own company. We
sometimes have to pay. We pay to work here. When
we give a way cash, it's out of our podcast.
So if one if we're wondering, like what do these
people do it for a living? We work very hard
for you. We are warriors, we are we pay the prize.

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Let's get into the three things we need to know.
So much going on. Let's Johnson and Johnson. That's the
big story today. But where do you start go. We'll
start with the vaccine. Federal health agencies are putting an
immediate pause to the use of Johnson and Johnson's single
dose coronavirus vaccine and saying it's almost impossible to overstate
how serious this development is. Six recipients in the United

(01:48:19):
States developed a rare disorder involving blood clots within about
two weeks of getting the vaccination. All of the recipients
were women between the ages of eighteen and forty eight.
One woman has died and a second woman has been
hospitalized and is in critical condition. About seven million people
in the US have received that vaccine so far, and
about nine million more doses have been shipped to the States,

(01:48:39):
according to data from the CDC, but of course those
will not be used. A news conference is scheduled for
ten am Eastern Time to discuss this matter further. Dozens
are now facing charges after night two of protests in
Minnesota over Sunday's police shooting of a twenty year old
black man. The arrests vary from curfew violations to rioting.
Officers were hit with objects outside of police station and

(01:49:00):
use tear gas and flash bangs to move the crowd back.
The officer responsible for the killing says she thought she
was using a taser and not a gun. And finally,
it looks like Uber could be making stops for cannabis soon.
The CEO says that weed delivery could fit in with
the ride sharing company's food and alcohol options. He said
they'll absolutely consider it once federal regulations allow it. Marijuana

(01:49:23):
is still illegal under federal law, but some members of
Congress have expressed willingness to change that policy. And Uber
is anxiously waiting. And those are your three things, Thank
you so much. We've got your phone tap. This is
a great old school, very very Italian phone tap with
Danielle coming up after this. More from the Mercedes ag

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Interview Lounge we're with AJR, Adam and Jack and Ryan
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competitors going head to head in the most epic showdown ever,
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there you go tomorrow the Wednesday show. Halfway through the week.
That's pretty nice, Danielle, what are we watching for my
Scottie b Pooch perfect designed. That's it. Yeah till tomorrow,

(01:50:54):
Stay piece out everybody,

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