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September 3, 2020 122 mins

Elvis and the show read a list of unpopular opinions that made us all get into our own dislikes. Elvis went out to eat for the first time in 3 + months, how'd it go? Elvis' husband ,Alex, has an idea about letting the shows significant others host a part of the show!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're prerecording. Hello, good morning, good morning.
Oh my god, I can't believe I actually got through
you guys. Have no idea how much it seems doing. Basically,
I gotta listen to you guys every day for multiple
hours a day. Day. We find a Barbie shoe in
your underwear one time, No, no, they found it when
they gave me a colonic. Oh sorry. Oh. Let's thank

(00:26):
you for and you guys are awesome. I love you guys.
Thank you. We keep getting better with age, the best
morning show ever. Welcome to the Show and the Morning
Shows Morning Show. I've got an idea here. It is
the middle of Pride month. Let's whip out the rainbows.

(00:53):
Let's fart some glitter kids. It's now time to be proud.
Give me an l g give me, give me a plus.
I don't know. It's no time for our special guest,

(01:15):
Lady Gaga. Happy Pride and our capital. Hi. Ami, just
put your pots off because you were born this way. Baby.

(01:43):
My mama told me when I was young. We are
rama superscars my lipstick on. He'm a class of purple
ven on my love and blue Ah, she said, does
he major BERTHECT babe, so hold ahead of bothering you

(02:08):
all the fun. I fun a way, just telling takes
the right that I was fain to loself. I'm on
the right that baby I was. Baby, Wait, boy, way,

(02:42):
baby away. Don't be a drag, just he acclaimed, Joe,
he a drag. Just be a queen. Don't be a drag.
Just be a queen. Queen. Save us some food in
down love your frams. So we can't rejoice the truth
in some intensions, something else is sure. I must be myself,

(03:05):
respect my youth. But it's not sail for me. Capitally
I'm not. I love and branded and me I'm on belive.
I ask in the way this coming time on the

(03:27):
right gave and fall that we get to love. I'm
on the right, gave it saying, way my boy, don't

(04:02):
be a drag, Just be a queen. Whether you broke
or ever green, your black white face show legs and
you'r Lebanese, You're oria, whether like distabilities left you outcastel
leader teas, rejoice and love yourself today because baby, you
were born. No edication of byles being transenders. If on
the right track, Baby I was gonna so by no man,

(04:25):
black water bas Oria made. I'm on the right track. Baby,
I was gonna be brave down the right time. Baby,
I was well down the baby. I ain't no one way,

(04:51):
baby way, no baby. All right, baby, there you have it.

(05:23):
Happy Pride Month. Thank you, Lady Gaga. I love the text.
We're getting so far this morning, loving all of you.
Can't get enough. Good morning, have a great show and
a great day. Thanks for the good vibes. Good morning,
have a blessed and beautiful day. Look at that. Love that.
Thank you for texting in at fifty five one hundred
only positivity. Please, thank you. By the way, little news,
I know that our science geek Gandhi's gonna love this.

(05:46):
A group of scientists say that their new calculations show
there are at least thirty six intelligent alien civilizations in
our Milky Way. We are not one of them, but
there are others that are intelligent others. I loved it.
I saw that story yesterday and got so excited. I
posted it on my Instagram and then I was like, man,

(06:08):
that's just in the Milky Way. Imagine outside the Milky Way.
There's stuff everywhere. I love this we've got. Do you think, Danielle,
Sometimes I think one or two of them work on
this show. Yeah, for sure, you're scary. Now I'll tell
you why. Here's how I know none of them are
working on the show. No, because they say they're intelligent.
There's no intelligence here. Sorry. Hey, well, everyway, welcome today.

(06:33):
Good morning, Danielle, good morning. Hello, they're Gandhi Hi, Scary, Hi, Hello, Froggy,
Hello there hello straight names. Well, then, by the way,
sending positive, wonderful, warm, loving vibes onto Uncle Johnny, who's
going in for a procedure today. We'll hear from him later.

(06:53):
It's an in today, out tomorrow kind of thing, so
we're just sending him all over eleven. We want you
to do the same. Uh, let's get going. Let's start
with the first caller of the day, Tiffany, who works
at a hospital up in beautiful Syracuse. One of her
patients is having an organ transplant today, and we're supposed
to play the game Guess the organ, Tiffany, Tiffany, welcome

(07:16):
to the show. So we're gonna play name Guess that organ, Danielle,
what organ is her patient having a transplant in today? Um?
I am going to say a kidney. Hello, Hello, is
it kidney is an? Oh? Sure? Oh okay? Gandhi. Um,

(07:36):
I'm gonna gas liver because that seems tricky, right, I'm
gonna guess brain a brain transplant? Froggy, what's your guess?
I'm gonna go a heart transplant? A heart transplant? Scary?
Do you have a guess? Well, you're you're I'm out
of organs. I thought of all those. How about spleen.
Let's go for spleen, a spleen transplant? All right, Tiffany,

(08:00):
which which organ is being transplanted today? Danielle is the winner.
It is kidney, the miracle of the transplant. That is awesome, Tiffany.
You know what I love how it's it's I don't
want to say it's common, but it's more common than
it used to be, and more times than not it
works out right, it does, it does more time than

(08:24):
that it does work out. Um. I'm excited being his
coordinator to see this happen. Um, it's exciting every time
it happens and they get a second chance at life.
I love that. That is so cool. And you are
a part of helping someone live, so Tiffany, good for you.
So do you find your job rewarding? Do you find
satisfaction at the end of the day when when good

(08:47):
things happen, like a kidney transplant? Yes? And the best
part about this is that I had a liver transplant
I supposed to you guys back in January, and my
sister was my donor. Um. So it's just nice to
be a part of something that happened to me, even
though it's a different organ. Oh wow, wow, I love that.
So you got a part of your sister's liver. Today

(09:07):
you're watching someone else get a kidney. It's like when
you go to the grocery store and they have that
give a penny, take a penny thing at cash ra
take a liver, if a kidney, it's the same thing.
Well look, congratulations, Tiffany. I mean I must assume after
your personal experience and also being able to be at
a fifty yard line seat for another transplant today, you

(09:29):
have a different perspective on life that we should all
be paying attention to. That's so cool. Good, good for you,
Thank you. You know what, I'm going to celebrate your
new liver by having a bottle of wine tonight. Oh
my God, maybe I'll just cut it back. Hey, listen.
Thank you so much for listening, and thanks for sharing

(09:50):
what you're going to see, your point of view from
the gift of life this afternoon or tonight or this morning.
With your transplant, we're going to send you something you
already owned, but they're better. The Hackensack Meridian scrubs, the
Elvis Drain Morning Show scrubs. They're on the way, Tiffany. Awesome,
Thank you so much, and thank you for listening. Thanks
for being the first caller of the day. Hold on
one second, don't go away straight. Nate's not going to

(10:11):
flirt with you. Have it In't it a great story?
It's just the miracles. It's never stop. It's pretty amazing.
Organ donation is so important. Check it off on your
driver's license. Thank you. It's true. It's true. Froggy, I
wish you would leave me your penis. Think I got
no problems. I'd love to do that, all right. Uh,

(10:35):
let's get into someone you want it all right? Into
the horoscopes we go. Please take over. It's all right. Capricorn,
reach out to somebody that you don't see often. You're
going to be surprised with the results your days and
nine Aquarius. Try to bring some cheer to someone close
to you who has not been able to go out much.
Your day is an eight guys, He's remember be honest

(10:57):
about the way you feel and what you want to
happen taking. Get things done. Your days at ten aries.
Go beyond what maybe right in front of your nose.
Do not get sidetracks. Stay on course. Your day is
an eight hey Taurus. If you're changing, make sure you
make it count. Strategic and well thought out plans will
always fulfill you more. Your day is a nine Them

(11:17):
and I. Do not be too accommodating, or else you
will find yourself being used by others. Have respect for
your own time. Your day is an eight hey Cancer.
Be sure to tie up some loose ends before you
jump into a new project. Try to think long and
hard about what you want to do next. Your day
is a seven Leo. Continue to concentrate on the road
ahead of you. You have too much coming up to
steer off course. Your day is an eight Virgo. Open

(11:40):
your eyes do things that will create positive personal changes
in your everyday life. Your day is a ten Leebra.
Do not let others decide on what is best for you.
Plant your feet firmly and speak with conviction on what
you think is right. Your day is a nine Scarpio.
Continue to dream big, but don't get lost in the clouds.
Now's the time to create change, not just think about.
Your day is a seven Sagittarius. Honesty must prevail. Tell

(12:04):
someone you love, your likes, dislikes, thoughts and concerns, and
clear your conscience. Your day is a nine, and those
are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Utiful, Let's get on in it.
Three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on
all right? New projections for COVID nineteen deaths have spiked,
with the forecast now reaching over two hundred and one
thousand estimated deaths in the United States alone by October.

(12:26):
Some areas like Miami are pausing on the next phase
of reopening, and Beijing is preparing to lock down again.
One projection has the number in the US nearing a
quarter million. The model's creators say the increased projections are
due to increased mobility and premature relaxation of social distancing.
So as you head out into the world, do not
think it's over. It's not. Keep following the safety guidelines.

(12:47):
President Trump will lay out his executive order on police reforms.
It'll push for a national database to track officer misconduct,
which should keep them from just moving to another department.
It will also offer guidelines for new training on how
to handle tense situations, along with the best times to
use force. The move follows three weeks now of nationwide
protests over police brutality. And finally, yesterday was a big

(13:09):
win for the LGBTQ communities. The civil rights have made
a huge, huge stride today, well, actually yesterday, the High
Court ruled that the federal law will now ban workplace
discrimination against gay, lesbian, and transgender people. Chief Justice John
Roberts and Justice Neil Gorstch ruled with the High Courts
for liberals. The ruling expands the ban on sex discrimination

(13:32):
in the workplace. So a lot of people are celebrating
that one today. And those are your three things. Good news,
Thank you. Let's have a day. What is today? Today is?
Don't tell me, don't tell me. Okay, let's be Tuesday, right,
is it tuesday? Yes? Yeah, yeah, I got it right, Okay,
ready for Tuesday? Come on? Yeh, that's scary. He watched

(14:00):
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This is it is Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Yeah,
you know what on the heels of the news story
that Ganti gave us a few moments ago, and it's

(14:41):
all over. You know, COVID nineteen is not a thing
of the past. It is definitely still in the first wave,
and we're seeing increases in certain spots because people are
you know, they're not distancing, they're not washing their hands,
they're not doing what we'd learned to do back in
the beginning stages of all this. Please take it seriously.
Take it seriously. We've heard another news story today, not

(15:03):
even a new story, a personal story if someone we
know who is probably losing his life today. Yeah, it's
just we're not done, We're not out of it. I
will tell you about my experience last night. We went
out to a restaurant the first time in three months.
We were so excited. We got there, and I tell you,
the people working at this restaurant could not have worked

(15:24):
harder to make you feel comfortable and safe. They all
had their masks on. They were all very, very careful
to make sure everything was sanitized and clean. The food
was fantastic. It took a little while to get it
out there, but you know, everyone understood, We understood stand
what they're going through. But the people who went to
the restaurant, they were acting as if there was nothing

(15:45):
going on in this world and its It scared me
a little bit. Yeah, it was bad, kitty bad, all
of you bad. So I meant, out of one hundred
and something people at the restaurant, all of it outside
gorgeous night, it was beautiful. Alex and I were the
only two who walked in onto the property with masks on,
the only two. Wow, And it felt odd for a minute,

(16:09):
and then I looked up at Alex. He looked at me,
and he said, no, let's just keep on going. Let's
do what we need to do. So we sat down,
took our masks off at the table, ate a beautiful dinner,
got up to use the bathroom, put the mask back
on when you had to go inside the building to
use the bathroom. People walking around and there as if
nothing's going on, and we're you know, we had a

(16:30):
great night. But at the same time, it was a
bit alarming, and so I asked Alex, I said, you know,
are we overreacting here. He's like, no, let's just do
what we want to do and stay safe. So we did. Yeah,
that's what happened. I'm most yesterday. Say what happened Danielle? Well,
yesterday in New Jersey a lot of stores started to open.
So I'm redecorating one of my bathrooms, and I said,

(16:51):
you know, let me just go and see, you know
if like, you know, a couple of little stores are open.
So my mom and I ventured out and we got
to the first one and I was like, what is
going on? It was ridiculous. There was no social distancing.
There were so many people in the store. I'm like,
I thought they weren't allowed. Who left as many people
in the store, And you know, the little kids don't listen,

(17:13):
they don't put the masks on, they're running around. We
both panicked and we were like forget this. I was like,
let's just go, forget it. I didn't. I think we
walked in two feet. I looked at one thing. I'm like,
let's go, can't do this, gotta go, let's go. So
we left, see you later. Bye bye. Yeah. Just be careful,
Just be careful. That's it. And I don't want I

(17:33):
don't want anyone thinking that we're alarmists. We're on here
to try to cause a panic. But we're alarmists and
we're here to cause a panic. So that's all I'm
gonna say. I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable or whatever.
Just be careful. It's not over. Everyone talks about the
second wave that's coming. This is not the second wave
that's coming in. This is still the first wave. Second
wave isn't until fall. So please, you know, wash your hands,

(17:56):
don't touch your face, put your mask on, stay distant.
I mean, just just do that. We want you to live.
That's playing the simple. Sorry. I guess we're selfish. We
want you to live, right, call us selfish pigs whatever.
Be intelligent. We're smarter than this, we really are. Hey, producer, Sam,

(18:16):
how are you doing today? By the way, I don't
know what you have going on in your lighting in
your room? You look great? Is that? Is there a
window open and the sunshine on your Oh it's right
behind me. It makes me look angelic? Doesn't it better?
You can do? We do? Uh? Let's get some feel
goods on with producer Sam. What do you have going on?

(18:37):
Producer Sam? All right, So this story from Nicole Nagel
got my heart, but I'm going to get through telling
you guys this story. So Brandon Anderberg is graduating from
high school in Edison, New Jersey, but he's not been
able to truly enjoy this experience like anybody his age
should be able to do, because he's got a lot
of problems in his life that no one his age

(18:58):
should have. Brandon has two brothers, Robert and Connor. When
they were little kids, they lost their father and unfortunately,
as if that was not enough for them to deal with,
just recently they lost their mother, who has been sick
for a long time. Brandon is now the main caretaker
of the household, and again he's too young to be
able to cut this. They were facing losing their house

(19:19):
because the mortgage was so big, and now it's just
the three of them. Thankfully, a close friend decided to
start a go fund meet page and see if the
generosity of strangers were going to be enough, And days later,
not only was the one hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars mortgage paid off, but now there's over two hundred
thousand dollars on there for people who just want to

(19:41):
make sure that they're okay cover expenses for them right now,
while Brandon gets to go to school and do what
he's supposed to do and not have to worry about
taking on all this money. For the three of them,
there have been people reaching out to drop off food,
people reaching out with clothes for them, and even people
from the college he's going to offering to personally help
him pick out classes for his next semester. So that's

(20:03):
really lovely. Thank you to everyone who helped out, because
not only can I not imagine being in their shoes
losing both parents, but I can't imagine being told now
you have to worry about the money for your family
or you're going to lose your home. So yeah, thanks
for everyone who participated, And if you have a story
that deserves me featured, email me Sam at Elvistran dot
com subject line feel goods. Thank you, Sam. That was awesome. Now,

(20:27):
what are you making for dinner tonight? What are you
making for Tuesday? Baby? I'm making a walk my favorite restaurant.
Who is there another food that starts for the letter
T so we can do something like like, uh something Tuday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Okay,

(20:48):
you can stick with your tacos. That's all good. We
love you, Sam. Thank you so much for stopping by.
We appreciate it. And tell that that boyfriend of yours.
We said, hi, Oh I will it sounding creepy the
way I said that, didn't it? That's okay? Thank you Sam.
Danielle your first report of the day on the way,
what lies are you making up for us? Well, actually
these are not lies. We're going to talk about what

(21:09):
the celebrities are saying on Twitter about the Supreme Court's
ruling that employees can't be fired for being gay or transgender.
All right, perfect, That and much more of a Danielle
coming up after this miss part of today's show Elvis
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(21:33):
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(21:56):
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(23:00):
dot com slash Elvis in the Morning Show. Okay, so,
no offense. I mean, I love tacos and here it
is taco Tuesday. So I went online other foods that
begin with a letter T So? Could it be tofu Tuesday?
Could it be Tomato Tuesday? Could it be telapia Tuesday?

(23:21):
Could it be whatever? I'm just looking for something other
than tacos. Help me. I stick with that one Tuesday.
It's miss it's missing something. I don't know. No um,
but a good old taco may do. It's okay a
lot of people are texting some wonderful things today. We
love hearing that if you have something good on your mind,

(23:43):
something it's positive to say, we can use it. Couldn't
you use it. YEA. The positive you are on text messages,
the more positive will be to you listening. Let's let's
make it like a circular thing, a cyclical love fest
textus at fifty five one hundred. Uh, Danielle, you ready
to do your report? Sure? And all seris talk about

(24:05):
He turned the music off for saying, hunt, I'm sorry.
Let's talk about Kelly Clarkson and what she posted. I
thought that was very very interesting, scary. Can you put
in the Kelly Clarkson song because I'm gonna do that? Sure?
Thank you. So what was it she posted? You have
it in front of you. Yeah, Gandi and I were
just talking about how she was saying how she and
her husband were having problems before coronavirus started, and so

(24:29):
they thought, well, you know, we're going to quarantine together
like them a lot of people, and maybe you'll fix things,
and unfortunately didn't fix things. It kind of made things worse,
and they realized that the only option was getting a divorce,
which I think, unfortunately a lot of people might be
going through right now because quarantine might have made it worse.
You know, Yeah, it's sad, it's interesting. You hear different

(24:51):
perspective I've heard some people say we really have become
closer ever since quarantine happened. Then you hear other people saying, God,
I hate him, yeah, smash his face. I didn't know
you would totally. You know what you always you know, Froggy,
You're always talking about how you and Lisa are at
each other's throats and you are at least on the service.

(25:14):
But I get the feeling that you guys are closer
and better now than you've ever been. You know what,
I'm gonna be honest with you. Quarantine has been very
good for us, and we've talked about it. We've gotten
along very well. We've had a lot of fun. We've
played around and played jokes on each other. It's actually
been very very good for us like that. But we
still like to bitch at each other. It's fun. My

(25:34):
situation is far different than everyone else's situation because Brandon
and I really just quarantine together. We live in different states,
but even him having having him get up in the
morning and go to work, it's just a completely different
dynamic in the house. I miss him, I want him
to be home, But I get how if you had
these different lives before, how crazy that would be to
just put them together and live together, like when you're

(25:55):
not used to being around each other so much good more.
I can't imagine. When does he leave? Is he gone already?
Oh yeah, he leaves before our show starts. He walks
out the door sparing. Wow, yep, that's crazy. Uh okay,
now they're saying toasted cheese and tomato soup Tuesday. Tequila Tuesday.
Everyone's saying skip the food and just to have tequila Tuesday.

(26:18):
Trans No, someone said trans fat Tuesday, Tater taught Tuesday.
I'm in teroke Tuesday, Tomali Tuesday, I'm in tater tots
uh Tierra mu Tuesday. Anyway, So Kelly Clarkson, usually when
people celebrities do break up, they want to make it

(26:42):
as private and just you know, they want to get
through it right privacy. I get that. The fact that
she said something, oh quarantine, it didn't work, that really
says a lot about her. She She truly is uh
just a positive, wonderful let's make light of everything if
we can kind of person. I love. I love Kelly.
We want but we want great things for both of them,

(27:02):
and I hope Oh yeah, okay, that's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh.
Are you ready to go? Danielle? Sure? All right, And
after you're done, we have to remind everyone about the
all End Challenge if you want to co host our
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you do want to do both. As soon as Danielle's done,
I will tell you all about it. The all End
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(27:26):
and tomorrow that's it. You're done. We've already raised it.
We'll get in fifty eight million up at eight millions hours,
we'll take it. Could be all right, Danielle, what do
you have going on? All right? Since we're talking about
Kelly Clarkson, she did do a little cover of you
two's I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Here's

(27:47):
what it sounded like, Oh okay, And it was part
of her Kelly oke that she does for her show,
which is like cute. A lot of people, of course,
think she was talking about the divorce, but in the

(28:07):
video that she posted, she has clips of the Black
Lives Matters protest, so it could be a little bit
of both. It could be a little bit of both there.
But she sounds beautiful as always, so yesterday the Supreme
Court ruled that that employees cannot be fired for being
gay or transgender. So of course celebrity is getting ready
to celebrate. They all took to Twitter, Mandy Moore saying

(28:28):
this is incredible news, a bright, bright spartan a dark
time of course. Cynthia Nixon happy pride everybody. She was
so excited. H Taylor Swift, thank you Supreme Court who
voted in favor of this. We still have a long
way to go for equality, but this is a beautiful
step forward, so thank you. Excited. Yeah, The twenty twenty

(28:51):
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He has six nominations, so congratulations. This is for Nate. Nate,
listen up. I know you love these really cool podcasts.
So wondering. They are launching their latest true crime series,
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(29:11):
most iconic cases of the twentieth century. It will be
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you look into that because it looks like it's going
to be especially Yeah. You love that Nate. I'm so excited.
He loves Hollywood murders. He actually committed several murders in Hollywood,

(29:32):
he said murder. He got so happy. I wish I
would have taken a picture of it. Never Mind, Danielle
was trying to do something nice for me, and you
guys just crap all over me. I didn't even put
two and two together, Nate and murder. I kind of
just whatever, Nate, Nate, let's all hold him down and

(29:52):
crap on him. Today? Is Ariana Grande getting ready to
give us some new music? So she registered a new
tune on a database for copyright and it's called my Hair.
So usually when this happens, that means new music is coming.
So maybe a new song called my Hair is on

(30:14):
the way. We're not sure, but it sounds like it
might be. And Michael Strahan was opening up on an
ABC town hall about how he couldn't speak up and
raise his voice. Now, he didn't come right out and
say it was Live with Kelly, but sources are saying
that's what he was talking about. Let's see let it Fall.
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go talk to Chrissy m twenty four scary. Chrissy has
good news. We all need some good news. What's up, Chrissy? Hi? Um,
I found out that I was struggling this weekend. Hey, congratulations,

(31:18):
how did that happen? Well? Congratulations Chrissy. Now is this
your first? Yes? Yes, very first? Goods? Well good news? So,
um are you now? So you turn on the news

(31:41):
every night and you see what's going on in the world,
are you are you ready? Are you ready to be? Uh?
Your your newborn's ally best friend to help him get
through the storm. Because there's a big storm going on
and but you're excited about the good news. I am,
and truthfully, I try not to watch the news. It's
a little too much to handle. But I've got nine
months to prepare, so I've got a little bit of

(32:04):
time to make sure. So yeah, you know what, we
all need things to celebrate, big things, huge things as
in having a baby, or eating a puppy or just
a little celebration's birthday parties always look for reasons to celebrate,
and you got a big one. What are you thinking? Gandhi?
I am super happy for Chrissy, but that is like
my worst nightmare. I find it terrifying. And I'm still

(32:32):
at the point where if I have friends that get
pregnant and we're definitely grown ups, I'm like, oh, are
you okay? Are you shocked? Is this good news? And
they're like, yes, I'm married, I'm thirty. What are you
talking about? My son is my old my youngest is eleven.
And so yesterday I said to him, dude, this is ridiculous.
I'm like, we're gonna need a new baby because I

(32:54):
need another baby. And then he was like, and obviously
I'm kidding at this point, but like I'm the total
opposite I miss having that little tiny person in the house.
I love those little funny people, scary. Well, congratulations Chrissy,
Chrissy a good going and and celebrate every moment of it.
And uh wow, I can't imagine, I really can't. Well,

(33:18):
thank you. You guys are awesome. You guys are awesome.
I listen to it all the time, truthfully, so thank
you so much. Oh thank you. If only you knew
who we really were behind you, it would be all
all right. Uh, congratulations model, and uh good for you, Chrissy. Mom.

(33:38):
I'm gonna call you mom. It's okay, okay, thanks for
listening to us. This is great. We need little things
and big things to celebrate. Whenever you have an opportunity
to smile and celebrate anything, celebrate it. Another breath. You know,
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Duran in the Morning show, many many peaceful protests continue
every single night. Monday night, there were a lot of
protests across the country and around the world. A few
spots of some violence going on too, I know coming
out of Albuquerque. Also, let's keep an eyeland what's going
on in Seattle, because that story continues to be making headlines. Also,

(36:06):
um another story that's still very relevant is COVID nineteen.
We're seeing spikes in incidents of COVID nineteen and uh,
it's not it's not going away. It's not it's it's
it's slowing down, and so therefore things are opening up.
Go out and have a good time, but be smart
and uh, let's let's not let this thing beat us.

(36:27):
No way, we're smarter than that. Screw you COVID nineteen,
right right up your butt. I don't know what that means,
but I just don't let it beat us. I think
we we were looking good. I mean we're actually the
numbers are going down. We were looking really great. But
now let's starting to spike up. And I think this
is a lesson to be learned that. You know, these

(36:47):
are big stories racism in America COVID nineteen. They aren't
yesterday's stories. They're today's stories. They continue, so let's be
smart about all of them. Let's make it right. Um.
A lot of people are talking about whether they're doing
well or not with their relationships. While in quarantine. We're hearing,
of course, you know, Kelly Clarkson an announced that she

(37:09):
and her husband are getting a divorce, and we're hearing
other other relationships are actually thriving because they're stuck together.
Actually they're actually loving their time together figuring it out.
But when it comes to cheating, on someone while you're
in quarantine. How do you do that? That was excuse me,
don't do that and bring home the corona. What the

(37:30):
hell are you doing? You should not be doing that.
This is exactly the time not to cheat on people, exactly.
But my question is this the mechanics of it? How
do you do that? I mean, it's just it must
take every ounce of energy to try to tiptoe around
and cheat on someone's closed down. Where do you go?

(37:56):
Even in healthy times? It's it's gotta be just just
so stressful to be cheating on someone and trying not
to get caught and trying to cover your tracks. But now,
oh my god, are you crazy? Why are you putting
yourself through that? You're really you're just bringing on some
more frustration. So you know, Danielle stopped cheating on Sheldon.

(38:19):
Can you imagine? What is that? What is that? Remember
that that cheating stupid with the truck. How does Ashley
Madison do during the coronavirus phase? I'm wondering. Said their
numbers were up. They said their numbers were up at
the very beginning. I remember that story. Gandhi did the story.
I bet yeah, last night, I said, I don't even

(38:40):
know who she is. Nice? What's that? Gandhi? I can
see those numbers spiking because it's exactly what we weren't
talking about. You get stuck with somebody and maybe you
figure out this isn't the person I thought they were. Oh,
I just don't like you that much, and then the
computers right there. You just get online find a new
girlfriend or boyfriend. Yeah, not good. This is a great

(39:04):
time to reevaluate if you are in a relationship. I
think this is a good time to say, let's talk
and then you're gonna get that Oh god, what no, no, no, no,
it's good. Let's talk about how we're here for no, no,
let's talk about how we're here for each other. Let's
talk about how we are doing so well getting through
this with each other. We are taking care of each other,
we're looking out for each other. And if we can

(39:27):
get through this unscathed or somewhat scratched up and banged
up a little bit, but we survive, look at what
else we can put up with in this world as
long as we're together. Now, if you're out there and
you're single and loving being single right now, actually using
quarantine and actually using these times to stay single and
feel justified for it. Good for you. You don't need

(39:47):
you don't need a virus to justify being single, not
at all. Yeah, be single because you want to be single.
You choose to be single. You like being single for now.
Does it say you're gonna be single forever? We'll see
what happens. It's, you know, just it's a good time
just to be you. Whatever situation you're in, if you're
thriving a little bit, run into it. It's great, it
feels good. A lot of good things you're going on

(40:10):
right now, believe it or not. As scary as the
news can be and frightening as the world is, without doubt,
look at the good stuff that's going on in your
own life. Yeah, true, true dad, As they say, true dad.
There's good stuff going on every single day. And I've
been talking about this with Brandon that if you just
look for it, and you think about all of the

(40:31):
things that you should be thankful for every single day,
you're going to find at least ten even before you
go to sleep. If you just think, like I'm thankful
for my family or for my health, the fact that
I have a roof over my head, especially during times
like this. There are a lot of people that don't
have those things, and if you have them, you're fortunate.
Be grateful and enjoy it. Amen, It's true, there's so
much to be thankful for it and be grateful for.

(40:53):
Pam is online one. Oh, if she's online one, that
means she called us. You know, that's that's the secret curve. Hey, Pam, Hi,
how are you doing? You know what? On behalf of everyone?
We're doing very well. How are you doing, Pam? I'm
doing fine normally. I know you don't do this, but
can you do a shout out birthday for me? You

(41:16):
can do it. You're on, You've got to, You've got
the floor. Who do you want to say you happy
birthday too? Well. My husband's grandmother birthdays today and she's
a hundred and four years old. Yeah. She was born
June six, nineteen sixteen. She has um. Yeah, she has

(41:41):
five children, four boys and one girl. She has um,
six grandchildren and eight great grandchildren. And and our two
are her great grandchildren, so wowildren. Yeah, our children her Yeah,

(42:02):
our children are the youngest of her great grand great grandchildren,
which are fifteen and thirteen years old. But there are
younger ones. But um, she Hazel, Hazel's her name, and
she lives in of course Carrie, North Carolina, and she's
oh my gosh, she's just to see her right now

(42:23):
is unbelievable with all what's happening in everything, and um,
you know, there's a she's she's just an amazing woman
and the stories that she tells us and think that
her husband and and of course her husband now deceased
could make it this time. So um, but she's just
a wonderful person. And at one hundred and four years old,

(42:50):
she's hold on. She's lived through two pandemics, this woman, Yeah,
two pandemics. She has lived through oh my god, huns
and tons of civil unrest. Sever yeah. Yeah. I was
wondering if, uh, if she was still alive. If when

(43:13):
you're was it your grand great grandfather Gandhi was alive
and I couldn't remember, yeah, And I was like, oh
my gosh, this this is so awesome to know that
my grand yeah, my husband's is still alive. But it
would have been fortunate. How old would your grandpa, great
grandpa would have been if he was still alive. Oh,

(43:34):
if he was still alive, I don't know. I know
he died in nineteen forty eight, um so and he
was old then, so he probably wouldn't still be alive today,
but yes it is. And um, but I just want
to thank you so much because I know, um her
daughter Patty tried when she turned one hundred years old

(43:56):
to go see, uh, contact Scott Willard. I think he was. Yeah,
I know Scot really on the Today Show. Yeah, no, yeah,
he he used to do the Today Show back in
nineteen fifty. I don't know. Well, here's the thing about

(44:17):
your your you're you're. She's one hundred and four years old.
The Titanic sank four years before she was born. She
was fifty three years old when we landed on the moon.
I mean, she has seen anything and everything. And to
be able to find out how she's feeling about where
the world is now versus where it was then, I
bet even your I bet even she could find some

(44:39):
many positive things to be thankful for these days. Give
her our love, would you do that? Please? I have
to do that. I will do that so much. That's fantastic.
One hundred and four years old. She was alive before radio,
that's right, Yeah, Bate, Well, sort of. Yeah right, what
a cold time, wild to be alive. Thank you so much,

(45:02):
I really truly thank you so much for sharing that
with us. Wow. I wonder what her secret was to
stay to stay alive for so long. I don't know
what are you eating right now, Froggy, Whatever you're eating,
it's probably she probably didn't need any of that. No,
she did not eat Veggie's traws. I don't think they
were around men. No, they weren't. Can you imagine one
hundred and four years old? That's so crazy. I know,

(45:26):
I know she was sixty four when my husband was born.
It like so crazy to think about. Yeah, hey, let's
check in with Brody. We see hiro high Brodie. What's
going on? Hello? Yeah? Helloi yeah Brodie? Yes, sir, good morning,

(45:51):
good morning, good morning. How are you just? We're is
doing great. I know you're listening to the show. You're
feeding us a lot of information in the chat room,
and we appreciate it. I just want to say, once again,
we appreciate it. Thank you very much. Glad to be helping.
A lot of people are talking about our fifteen minute
morning show podcast we did yesterday. Okay, the text says

(46:14):
it seems strange hearing all the F bombs you guys
throw through a round, but they like it. See, we
can't hear we're here. Yeah, but you listen to us
on the podcast We let those Babies fly. That's pretty
much all day. No, I didn't start it. I noticed
that I'm never the first person to curse lately. I
know that just saying yeah, I had a little altercation

(46:37):
yesterday where we threw as you're a jackass. You started,
that's all. Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, you know
you're doing one on each other. We had an altercation
because you were throwing f bombs on each other yesterday
because I said she's a bad driver and she wrecks
more cars than anybody else, which is it's not true.
I haven't wrecked more cars, and I haven't wrecked cars.
So you're you're well, let me tell you, let me

(46:59):
tell you do a lot of cars, and let's use
the effort fact. No, but it really is not true.
You are you have no idea, Danielle. You haven't loved
for three months. You still haveft two accidents, Danielle, let's
not start. I don't know, Brody, Uh, I gotta say

(47:20):
I'm gonna go ahead. There's a we got a little
problem in the room, Brody and Scary or not speaking
right now? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not speaking of Brody
actually saying that. No, well, no, you're not fine, thought
was my friend, but apparently I'll just say what happened.
So yesterday Scary went out and had and had a

(47:40):
beautiful al fresco lunch with like eight friends, and they
were sitting right next to each other, not social distancing.
He posted the picture and Scary, you know people were
gonna have a problem with that, but the number The
first person who had a problem with it was Brody. Yeah. Yeah,
I put a smiley face a frowning face on his picture.

(48:04):
I was wondering which way he would take it, because
partially it's hey, thanks for inviting me, and partially it's
I don't want Scary to get sick. If Scary gets sick,
we don't have a morning show. He's running the board,
he's running the operation, so I feel like very important,
And I told Scary I think he shouldn't put restaurant
eating over the sake of our morning show. And I

(48:25):
think he's risking his safety by being with the boys,
right that's nice that you're imparting your opinion, but you know,
maybe for my own sanity and mental health, I needed
a little bit of a break for an hour or two,
so I went out with some friends. What you didn't
see is that we did have masks on when we
but seated at the table. We did. We took our
masks off, because that's what everyone is doing, what most

(48:47):
people are doing when they're outdoor dining. It's kind of
hard to eat with a mask on. You can't eat
with a mask on. So you sit down with the masks,
and you take the masks off when you go to
the bathroom, and when you leave, you put the masks
back on. That's what you do. That's what weem. We
opened your valve a little bit, and then we hear you.

(49:08):
We hear you. But Brodie, I think his point is
you guys are your your friends, and maybe you could
have said something in private, but you you immediately went
on on this social media and did what you actually hate.
You hate it when people call you out on stuff,
you know, on social media by you know, tagging you
in it. And you kind of did that to him,
and I think that's what he's upset at But I'll
be honest, well, when I first put the smiley face

(49:33):
on there, it really was because I wasn't there with him.
He didn't ask me to go the frown face. Thanks Froggie.
But as as other people were commenting on the picture
saying no social distance, saying you're not being safe, I
guess it means both things. What the original frownie face was,
Oh another meal, Scory goes out without me. I gotta
call Brody bs on this. Brodie doesn't leave a house

(49:56):
with him without a mask and goggles and a whole headpiece.
He doesn't. He doesn't go near you. I had to
hand him a box once he showed up in my house.
He opens up the trunk, steps steps twenty feet away.
It was like, just throw the box in the trunk.
Just throw it in the trunk. There's there's nothing wrong.
But then you can't hear me invite you out to lunch.
But scary. You have to understand that, um Brody has

(50:18):
to protect his mom, and his mom is going through
a lot and he has to make sure his mom
stays safe, and so that's important to him. I was
just addressing the fact that he wasn't going to get
an invite because yeah, there's no reason to invite you
at that point, because I know what your answer is. Okay, okay,
we're growing in circles. All I know is this. I
want the tension between you two to ease. I want
to I want I want you to open the love vow,

(50:43):
let the love in, and let the love in. And
this is why, because you love each other. Okay, you
want love On my end, I want Scary to protect
himself more than he wants to protect himself. I value
his life. I want him to stay safe. That's all.
That's very admirable of you. We will. We will make
amends on the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

(51:03):
Oh boy, yeats all right, Thank you, Brodie, Thank you
very much. You guys get along. It's very important too
open the valve of love. We won't reopen your relationship. Okay,
this is important. Here's why and why do you love it?

(51:27):
Because love is good? All right, let's get into the
three things we need to know from gandhi. Uh, there's
so much. There's so much going on. Where do you
start guns? All right? Well, President Trump is threatening to
exert federal muscle in Seattle, as activists continue to occupy
several blocks in the area. Trump says the occupation is

(51:49):
being fueled by the radical left, while reports from inside
the area say it's a peaceful zone. Demonstrations over the
death of George Floyd and Minnesota led protesters in the
city to create the autonomous zone. Last week, President Trump
says he plans to roll out his executive Order on
police reforms. It will push for a national database to
track an officer misconduct, and around the nation, major cities

(52:10):
are taking steps in police reform as well. For the
third week in a row, protests continue. If you've been
planning to attend college in the fall, or really ever
be smart about your social media. The University of Connecticut,
along with other universities, are now taking a close look
at the social media postings of incoming freshmen. UKON officials
got a lot of flak after they received some complaints

(52:33):
about a number of posts made by one current student
set to being in classes in the fall, So they
say going forward, they're checking out your social media and
if you violate things, they could provoke your admission. Both
of those cases are under investigation by UKON right now,
and Finally, yesterday was a big win for LGBTQ plus
civil rights. The Supreme Court rule that federal law bands

(52:53):
workplace discrimination against gay, lesbian, and transgender people. Chief Justice
John Roberts and Justice Neil or Such ruled with the
courts for liberals. The ruling expands the ban on sexual
discrimination in the workplace place and a lot of people
are celebrating that today. And those are your three things. Well,
I was gonna fire myself. Now I can't do it.
You can, but not because you're gay. Well that's I

(53:16):
was going to fire myself because I'm gay. You're gay?
Out of here? Yeah, go live your life, all right? Well,
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Tell me all about it. Well, Alana wants to phone
tap her dad. Turns out her mom and dad had

(54:39):
an incident at a slot machine on a recent trip
to Vegas, and her dad happens to be in a
temporary motorized wheelchair, which he takes advantage of and uses,
you know, to his advantage. He should have been out
of it six months ago. The email comes from Alana,
and Alana starts to call to her dad. I come
in as a security rep from the casino, following up
on the inside. Let's listen into happened on the chair. Dad, Hey,

(55:03):
I just got a call say that you would push
some woman when you were at the pig. I'm what
are you talking about? Because this woman was there and
she said apparently that you pushed her out of the way,
and then they cut it on camera. Okay, now they
have a big out of you, Dad, pushing this woman.
I mean, she's lying, you know what, you know? I know,

(55:24):
I know now, I know what you're talking about. No. No,
she spilled a Cranberridge juice on my lap and I
was trying to I was trying because of the wheelchair.
I needed more space and she didn't accommodating me. And
she spilled a Cranberde on my lap and I was
not happy by but it did no way that I
pushed her. Ever, Well, they've got footage, Dad. I didn't
run over. I just charge that, That's all I did.
I didn't run over. And I had ever write too,

(55:45):
because she spilled a drink on my lap. I'm sitting
in a wheelchair. It's not like I can dry myself,
so I'm oh, give me a break, dad. You can
dry yourself. You can even walk there that you're supposed
to be getting out of the wheelchair anyway, like stretching
your life. I know what it was. I'm not I'm
not gonna have this conversation with you right now. All
I'm saying is this. Listen to me. Listen to me,

(56:06):
shut up and listen to me. You know something that
deserved it, Frankly, you know you know what. She's sitting
in the machine for an hour and a half, and
so I just charged at her, you know, but I didn't.
I didn't mean to, like go all the way. But
she deserved it. That bitch would not move out of
the machine. She was taking all the money. Man. She
would say she was winning. You know, I don't. I
don't know how much you want, but she's sitting on
my machine. You can't go anywhere without causing a ruckus.

(56:28):
I don't need you. I don't need your condescension. I
don't need fastronize me. You know what, you don't even
know how the hell you know all this the guy
I don't know. The guy from the casino called me
at work looking for you. You won't let him call me? Well,
I'm afraid he'll Olna. You tell him to call me
or why I call him? I thought about this and
call me. Okay, yeah, he dream at him. If you

(56:50):
scream at him, then this is gonna make it worse.
Shut up. He's gonna call you, so you're gonna just
have to fail of it. Fine. Ohoa, yeah, I'm looking
for mister Calderone. Please, mister Calderon. How are you. This
is Danny Gans. I'm the director of security here at

(57:11):
sarah had a hotel and casino. All right, what the
what the is the problem? Okay, calm down there, all right,
just settled down. Don't you tell me to calm down.
If surveillance video of you knocking down a woman in
our casino, you don't got, you don't got you know
why you don't gout because it never happened. Do you
understand that happened? You think you're above the law because

(57:32):
you're sitting in a wheelchair. No, you trobably the single
person get hurt. The single person get hurt. You hit
the woman. It's hurt you were hawking the horn on
your wheelchair. Answer the question hurt she's saying she is hurt. Yes,
she is both she s flying. I'm about to actually
turn this tape over to the police. This woman wants

(57:53):
to press charges because you injured her shin. Are you
accusing me a flying because I didn't do nothing. You
gonna look at your videotape again because you'll notice you
if you if you look at the redo tape, you
see some spill a drink on me. She's sitting there
for an hour and I have sitting a safe machine
though I'm waiting for a ge off. You have had
your videotape. You know what else? Yes, yes, we do

(58:14):
not only that. Right now, I am looking at your account.
You have four hundred and thirty three slot dollars in there.
I'm gonna revoke those slot dollars right now. You be enough, Yes,
I am. I see you have no like to do
that your camp dollars? Do you? If you do that?
On what right? What right do you have? And your
buffet privileges have been revoked. I've been a customer your

(58:36):
casino for over ten years. Okay, those rewards points I
accumulated saying my reward. You cannot take my rewards points away.
Your slot dollars are gone, sir, you cannot take my
slot dots. Sorry. And as a matter of fact, I
know we comped you free Sundays through Thursdays, but that's
gonna be going away. Who are you anyway? You're you're
acting like a child, mister Calderon. I'm trying to get

(58:57):
to the bottom of it. Tell me I'm baking like
a child. I'm probably that could be a grandfather. You're
a little boy, I can hear you. Boy, This crime
cannot go unpunished. No crime. You wanted to bully your
way onto us a winning slot machine because there was
a woman there that was winning. I had to go
to the bathroom. But I asked, no, no, no, no,

(59:18):
no no. I asked a bit how long she's gonna
be there? She said fifteen minutes? Okay, So I get there.
All she was winning on my machine and she just
a season credits going. But why to leave the machine
in the first place, because I had to take it.
We don't hold machines for people. But you didn't have
to try and ram her. That was her machine until

(59:39):
she left it. Would you leave a winning machine. It
was my machine. There's the keyword there, sir, was it
was your machine. The machine then belonged to her. She
was winning okay, and the wheeling okay. She hit a
lucky streak. But that's no reason for you to be
sitting there. No, no, no, no, that my lucky shriek.

(01:00:01):
I understand, it's my lucky shriek. Sounds like you should
call Gambler's anonymous. Sirs. Casitokay, you want that number? This
is not funny. Well, your daughter thinks it is. You've
been phone tapped. Well, hey, dad, your daughter alone is

(01:00:21):
playing a joke on you on the radio. My name
is Scary Jones with ELP Surrett in the Morning show
where you're laughing me. It's so funny. Attack over here. Wow,
he seems a little upset. Scary. That wasn't nice. Such
a way of slot dollars, I know, all right. Uh,

(01:00:43):
let's go talk to Martha. She's called her one hundred.
She just won one thousand dollars. Good going, Martha. You
did it. Oh my god, I can't believe it. It's
kind of weird. You woke up this morning not even
knowing what the day would bring you. Well, the day
just brought you a thousand dollars. I'm in shock. I'm
utterly in shock. I was listening to your conversation. It

(01:01:06):
was hilarious. Well, you know where we got two thousand dollars?
We stole it from that guy and his slot dollars.
It's scary just phone captin. But anyway, exactly enjoy your money, Martha.
What is your point of view? Where? What are you
seeing right now? And how's your day going? And how's
your life going right now? My gaze fine, it's it's
a little bit early. I'm I'm I've been out of

(01:01:27):
work for many, many months, so my schedules upside down? Um,
how do I see things? I'm trying to stay optimistic,
but I think we're in really dire straits right as
a country. I have feelings about everything, well, and that's okay.

(01:01:49):
You know what, at least you're thinking about them. Having
mixed feelings is better than having no feelings at all.
I'm thinking about them. Good. Yeah, And what about what
about going back to work? Have you have you had
any possibility coming your way? Or is it just still
too early? Um? Our industry is probably not going to

(01:02:10):
start up till at least September. It's kind of scary.
Do you ask what industry you're in? Film and TV? Wow? Yeah, yeah,
I know. Yeah, it's so they're gonna do it. It's
a huge, you know, huge money making industry and everybody
loves it. We'll get back to it, but it's going

(01:02:31):
to be really tricky, so and people are very impatient,
you know. Well, the good news is this, Martha, what
you do for a living is so needed and so important.
So as soon as you guys can get it back
up and running, you're needed. I find it essential to
be honest, I think you're an essential person, you know,
So look best and your colleagues go ahead. Sorry, thank you,

(01:02:56):
thank you so much. I just you know, we have
a lot of listeners who are listening at different times
their world. Their world has been turned upside down as well,
because they're either out of work, they're furloughed, or they've
been told not to come in or whatever. It's like,
everything is different. It is, it is, but it's all
the best to you, and a thousand dollars is going

(01:03:17):
to help thanks to our friends with Delany so amazing,
Thank you, so much. Pleasure it's a pleasure talking to
your Martha. Hold on one second straight, and it is
now going to give you the grand prize. He's going
to flirt with you. I hope you're prepared. I am.
Here we go. Hold on, he's a horn dog out
of control. Hold on one second, Martha. Martha's right, you

(01:03:39):
know what. Everything's in the air right now, and uh,
it's better to feel about it and talk about it
than it is to ignore it. That would be that
would be a crime. Thank you to Delongy. By the way,
you have till Saturday to get twenty percent off Select machines.
Dad would love and espresso machine. He could use some
little energy in there, don't you think. Danielle coming up
next with your Danielle Report. What do you have coming up, Danielle.

(01:04:00):
I'm going to talk about the show that Carson Cressley
is doing, the Great American Groom Along. Yes, by the way,
you got to bring something. I gotta bring something up here.
Alex just walk downstairs. You know the other night when
he posed for the camera with one of my zucchini's

(01:04:20):
in his pants. Yeah, and I posted it online and
a lot of people thought it was great. But they
thought you looked good with it. There's a microphone over there.
They thought you looked good with zucchini and your pants.
Let's just be very very frank. That was a zucchini.
That was a vegetable. Yes, that wasn't you. That wasn't you.
That was a vegetable. No, that was a vegetable. Okay,
that was a vegetable. That That wasn't me. It was

(01:04:41):
close to me, but it wasn't me. Yeah. And by
the way, when I do use that zucchini, I'm going
to wash it well. But it was him, No, it
wasn't him. Froggy was convinced he doesn't have headphones on.
But there was this one guy went, I'm lucky you
just lost another listener. Goodbye, And I'm like, goodbye. If
you can't look a grown man zucchini out of here,

(01:05:03):
you're listening to the wrong show. Too serious lately? What
was that, Alex? People are too serious lately. They need
to lighten up. Let me turn your headphones on. Yeah, yeah,
you think if that makes you not want to listen
to this show, then you've been listening to the wrong
show all along. Because that's who we are and that's
what we do. And it's not shocking, and it's it's
not stupid. It's just us having fun. And if that's

(01:05:26):
us having a good time bothers, you didn't turn it
off and got cancel us. Silence, We'll be We'll be
happy to be canceled by you. Look, the show is
about putting vegetables in our pants. Yes, that's what this
show is about. I'm so sorry, you know, I'm not sorry, sorry,
not sorry. I can't apologize for that. To be honest.
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was

(01:05:47):
my husband that posted it. I was like, oh god, wow, Yeah,
some of my favorite texts came in from a post
came from people. Wow that Alex. I'd like for him
to come over and do the all End challenge over here.
I'm you back off, he's married. We're gonna take a break, Danielle.

(01:06:11):
What do you have coming up next? We're gonna talk
about the Great American Groom along? Oh this, right? You
told us that? All right? That and much more coming
up next. Right. This is justin Timberlake. Hey there, it's
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Restrictions apply. Hello, good morning, good morning. Oh my god.
I can't believe I actually got through you guys. Have
no idea how much you seem. Basically I got listen

(01:06:53):
to you guys every day for multiple hours a day. Day.
You find a Barbie shoe in your underwear one time, no, no,
they found it when they gave me a colonic sorry.
Thank you for I love you, guys, Thank you. We
keep getting better with age ever. Welcome to the show

(01:07:14):
and the Morning Show, The Morning Show. I love this
text that just came through. Is it thank you for
helping others. I stopped trying to win because others need
it more than I do. Isn't that a great thing

(01:07:37):
to say? You know what? I remember we were talking
about that the other day, where not only do you
want people to feel equal, I think it's better to
sit back, be grateful for what you have and just
want them to be even better than you are. You
want them to get more it's great to want good
things for others, especially people you don't know. Yeah, I

(01:08:00):
don't know. It's a very muture perspective. Well, yeah, you
know what, Look at everything you are blessed with in
your in your life. Why do you need more? Why
do you want to fight people for more? Let them
have it, let them do it. It's like Danielle has
that argument why rich people shouldn't play the lottery, which
I agree exactly more money. They've got it because they've

(01:08:23):
got enough money. They don't need more money unless they're
gonna donate all less. They're gonna take all that winning
and donate it. Winning the lottery is fake, Danielle. If
it's meant to me, it's meant to be. It's fate.
Bullcrap me a part, I know. But Danielle, Danielle, if
you enter the lottery, it doesn't mean you're taking someone
else's chance of winning away from them. It doesn't work
like that. That's not how it works. That's one last

(01:08:45):
chance for me, though, isn't it. It's not. No, it's
the odds are less. No, the odds are always the same.
If you losing that lottery, it actually, daniel why them
playing the lottery. They're putting money into the pot. Oh yes, gone. Um,
Danielle's not alone in her theory because I remember when
the Powerball was huge. Kim Kardashian tweeted out, like what

(01:09:06):
y'all doing about powerball? And people were like, bitch, stay
out of poor people's business. Okay, please anyway back to
what we were saying, you know, elevating other people, bringing
them up. It makes you feel good, you know, I'm
telling you, it makes you feel like you're a better

(01:09:28):
person if you help other people be better. Just I
think that's a great philosophy. Just think it through. Get
back to me if you want. That's good. I do
not want to go to casino. If I see somebody winning,
I get excited. I'm like, yeah, somebody's somebody Here's there
are people who go to go to casinos. They get
mad if someone else's winning. I'm like, be happy for
other people. Oh. By the way, people are asking on

(01:09:53):
the text messages, scary, did your father like the trash
can you gave him for Father's Day or for his birthday?
I mean, so it was on back order and it
should be there tomorrow, so tomorrow receive it. So Harry. So,
here's what you gave your dad. Happy birthday, Dad. Here's
the promise of a new trash can enjoy it? Yeah,
I said, dude, you're gonna love this thing. It's gonna

(01:10:14):
change your life. We spent Sunday talking about the disgusting,
grody looking garbage pill we have in our kitchen that
hasn't been replaced in ten years. I'm like, guys, you're
gonna love throwing away this pall and bringing the new
one into your home. Did you cut him out of
a picture and show it to him? Yeah, yeah, of
course I did. As we went online to see it.
It opens up and it opens up and down. There's

(01:10:35):
an animation with the lid going up and down and down.
Oh night, Wow, that's an animated an animated picture gift.
How did it? Did you? Day? Anthony? This is the
best gift funding one of a goot me. I don't
want to pay for the line. I'm gonna buy the
imitation line is because I heard that that really expensive
Elvis was telling me I could get him on half

(01:10:57):
the price. You can you can anyway, Let's see whether
text messages are getting a lot of people are in
a good mood today. I love hearing that. Hey, let's
talk about unpopular opinions. I got this off BuzzFeed. Cold
weather is better than warm weather anyone? No, No, that's
a lot. I like cold weather. Yeah, I agree with

(01:11:19):
but it's but it's better than warm weather. Yes for you, Yes, ok,
it's okay. It's okay. It's not the end of the
world that he likes cold weather over warm weather. It's okay, wrong,
but it's okay. Yeah, shut up. Thirty thirty seven percent
of people agree that cold weather is better than warm weather.
That means more people like warm weather. Uh Nickelback is

(01:11:42):
actually a pretty good band anyone, No, dear God, No,
I've had no. I've had arguments with my boyfriend about
this because lately we've been listening to like old station
streaming and he's all about like Nickelback and smash Mouth
and stuff that's just embarrassing, saying he loves it. Okay

(01:12:03):
fifty percent About forty eight percent actually agree that uh
Nickelback is actually a pretty good fand uh, okay, the
show Friends is overrated. Disagree, totally disagree. See I disagree too.
I never was a huge fan of Friends, but I
do think if you liked it, you loved it. Third,
only thirty seven percent believe it was overrated. Uh oh,

(01:12:27):
here's one that I've changed my tune on tomatoes are
bad and ruined sandwiches. Oh, no, I think they're baby
the yeastency. Yeah. I used to detest raw tomato, and

(01:12:48):
now the other day I hate an entire tomato. In
a day, I just snacked on a tomato. I don't
know where it came salt, that's delicious. Yeah, I found
that a slice of tomato on my hamburger makes it
very juicy. H Thirty five percent believe that tomatoes are
bad in ruined sandwiches, which is low. Here's one I

(01:13:10):
don't understand. Maybe you can enlighten me. Can someone turn
down the speaker. I'm getting it. It's coming back at me.
Am I the only one hearing that. I think it's
it's you, thank you. Putting a period at the end
of a text makes it seem more aggressive, Yes, I
think so. It seems more deliberate because you have to

(01:13:34):
kind of go out of your way. If it's the
only sentence that you're sending, you sort of have to
punctuate it or hit the spacebar twice. So it's a
deliberate thing that seems very final, like a pert sentence. Right,
what about you, scary? I see an exclamation point as
more aggressive, like when you do exclamation point. I think
period is just its period? Fine, f you is very

(01:14:01):
it is or here's the thing. You may be surprised.
Fifty one percent of people agree that putting a period
at the end of a sentence, a tech sentence, is aggressive.
I didn't know that many people had a problem with it. Yeah,
orange juice is better with pulp. Yes, oh yes, no, yes,

(01:14:22):
no way pulples. You don't like your pulp? Oh I
hate the pulpit makes me feel weird? Like what is
that you feel? How does it? It makes your mouth
feel weird? Yeah? Well wait wait can we can we
ask the same about peanut butter crunchy or smooth? See? Yeah,

(01:14:43):
it's like ants in my mouth or bugs in my
Mouthlet yeah, you take too long to get rid of
those peanuts. But anyway, orange juice is better with the pulp.
Only agree, so more more more people don't like the pulp. Uh,
making the bed is a pointless chore. No, No, I
think it's important. I think when you make your bed

(01:15:03):
in the morning, it sort of just sets the rest
of the day up for success. You've already done something,
and then when you come home it looks good, you
feel better, the air circulating in your house. Make your bed,
so you're saying. So you're saying, look look at him
over there, that unsuccessful shlub. Obviously he doesn't make his bed. Yes, assumption. Okay, yes,
that guy doesn't make this. Here's here's an interesting one.

(01:15:27):
The letter Q isn't necessary and should be removed from
the alphabet. Yes, while it can be replaced with a kW,
which makes letters look cooler anyway, and it should just
be that way. The que is weird. I don't like
it in cursing to say, see being a gay guy,
I like the quel. It wouldn't look weird if it

(01:15:49):
was LGBT kW. Only twenty three percent agreed that the
que is not necessary. And finally, lets you can't sing
the alphabet song without the queue. It just sounds wrong.
It's this not cool, not fun. It's douv w k

(01:16:12):
w R. Yeah, Jennifer, since it's a text, let's go
talk to her on twenty four scary, Hey, Jennifer, unpopular opinion.
What do you have I hate the smell of fresh
cut grass? What love that? You know what? I like

(01:16:33):
the smell, but I know it's going to produce a sneeze.
But is it because is it because of allergies or
you just don't like to smell it's smell too grassy. Yeah,
I don't know why. I just it's just is disgusting
to me. And people always talk about I love the
smell of fresh cut grass, and well they used to

(01:16:56):
have candles. The candles called fresh cut grass. But the
problem isn't a fact that you don't like fresh cut grass.
The problem is the way people respond. It's like Gandhi
just did. She was like, what you don't like fresh
cut smells like childhood? How can you hate that? Hey?
What about love? Love? Love the plastic? But back, hold on, Jennifer,

(01:17:24):
What is it about fresh cut grass that makes you
makes you sick or you don't like it? I don't know.
It just has a terrible smell. I just don't know why.
I don't know what. I don't even know what's appealing
about it. It's just okay, And you know, it's like,
I don't know, I just hate in the summertime when
you see somebody mowing and it's the smell and and

(01:17:46):
that's okay, we're going and you can love it, you
can hate it. One man's fresh cut grass is another
man's smells like ass. Hey, all right, all right, Jennifer,
I love you, Thank you for listening. Have have a
beautiful day. Okay, pool, But the plastic smell from pool
toys I love. But they say that if you sniff

(01:18:08):
enough of it, your brain will rot. Is this true? Yeah? Right,
you're saying that smell new car smell. You love that
new car smell when you get in there. They said,
if your car always smell like that, eventually your brain's
gonna turn to motion. Why does that smell go away? Like?
Why why doesn't it always smell like that? I don't understand,

(01:18:30):
because it's because it's like you know, when you fart,
it smells for a minute, then it goes away. It
smells dissipate. They do it great. I don't think. I
don't know. I mean, I mean it's actually now currect
me if I'm wrong. Straight, Andy, you're the smart one. Uh.
Smells are actually particles in the air that you're smelling,

(01:18:52):
and eventually they dissipate. That's why the smell goes away.
That's why charticles go away. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay,
you can go back to your cokaine. Look at all
the people texting in Unpopular opinion. Oreos do not taste good.
Unpopular opinion. Morning let me get through these morning. Sex

(01:19:13):
does not take good. You have bad breath, no de odorant.
You have to pay the whole time. Unpopular opinion. Pumpkin
spice lattes are gross. I hate the letter oh. It's
simply an hate the letter Q. It's simply an O
with a kickstand. Unpopular opinion. Birthday cake and ice cream
should not mix. Love the smell of gas popular opinion.

(01:19:36):
Unpopular opinion. Pennies are useless. I agree? Are we done
with pennies? No, no offense to the one of the
greatest presidents ever, but he's still on a five dollar bill.
Lincoln has his place. He's good. Unpopular opinion. The Backstreet
Boys are better. Very true. Here you have it. Line
twenty three is Israel. Hello Israel, Welcome to the show.

(01:19:59):
What's your unpopular I had good morning guys, Hello lady,
Well hello, what's going on with what's going on with you?
I like pineapple on my pizza. Do no? Oh good?
Nobody likes a pineapple ham, pineapple, papperoni, pineapple, Canadian bacon,
all of it. A lot of people do like that. Absolutely,

(01:20:21):
it makes it, It makes it juicy. But you're not
mad at me for not liking it. Right, we can
we can agree to let you have all the pineapple
ham pizza you want. I'll keep my hands off. It's
all yours. Oh yeah, yeah, No, I love everybody people are.
People don't like me because I like my pineapple on
my pizza. We like it, We do like you. No, no,

(01:20:42):
I think we should stop canceling people because they like
pineapple on their pizza, just because you don't want to
eat it. I mean like, I can give you a
list of a few things I refuse to eat, but
it doesn't mean I don't like you because you eat it.
Froggy all right, Well, thanks for listening to us, is Reel.
I appreciate it. I love you, Thank you, love you too, man,
thanks for listening. What scary? Um? I have an unpopular

(01:21:03):
opinion and I said it before. James Gordon's carpool karaoke
is not funny and pointless. Oh I want to. I
don't know. If I could smack your face right now
and it's run its course, I think it would in
front its course. I agree this is an unpopular opinion

(01:21:27):
and people always get mad at me, but I say
it every time. The Beatles suck. They're overrated, and nobody cares.
Are you nuts? Are you crazy? You know what, Froggy,
I gotta say, just like tomatoes, there was a time
I didn't like the Beatles. I actually liked her music.
Now I don't know. I'd rather listen to each cats
lick their buttholes. That's what I'd rather listen to. How
do they kind of talent? Can you imagine? Imagine the

(01:21:52):
cat's mouth is right there at its anal cavity, and
it's going on, And that's what you would like to
listen to. Correct it's a visual. Hey, Danielle, this text
or mayonnaise is nasty, should never be made again. Thank you.
I agree. Avocado's taste like dirt all unpoppet our opinions.

(01:22:14):
Tom Brady is overrated. Sorry, Froggy, this person says not true.
You can the smell, uh, the smell of gas, fresh, fresh,
pumped gas. Yeah, oh yeah, I love that smell. Now

(01:22:35):
here's what I sort of agree with. Sometimes talking on
the phone is better than texting. You don't you ever
get into a text conversation. You're like, screw it, and
you just call them and go, look, this is easier.
Let's just talk this. Yep, Yeah, there you have it.
You've been for ten minutes. Doesn't answer the phone. You're like, look, jackass,
I know you got the phone in your hand. Answered
finally Mine twenty four is Jamie? Hi, Jamie? What's going on? Hi?

(01:23:00):
Might just driving to work. Yeah, oh good, you got
a job. A lot of people don't have jobs right now.
I think it's great. Congratulations and anyone and everyone out
there looking for a job. Our thoughts are with you.
Our positive vibes are coming your way as more and
more stuff opens up, hopefully more and more jobs open up. Now, Jamie,
what's your own popular opinion? French fries are totally overrated.

(01:23:23):
I don't get it. French fries. You don't like them?
What is it you don't care for about French fries?
I think maybe just the fry, the friede part of it.
I don't know. Every time, everyone who asks me a
French fry, and then I'm like, I don't really like those.
They freak out. It's how people. It's how people react
to the fact you don't like French fries. It's like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:23:48):
We're like, how can you not like French fries? There
the best. I don't get it, Jamie. You're safe with us,
no problem, and have a great drive and have a
great date at work. Okay, thank you. Also pass off Tuesday.
Oh I'm will you. That sounds good. All right, thank you, Jamie,

(01:24:12):
have a safe drive. Let's get into the three things
we need to know. There's so much going on, gandhi,
what is the latest? All right? New projections for coronavirus
deaths have spiked, with a forecast now reaching over two
hundred and one thousand estimated deaths in the United States
alone by October. Some areas like Miami are pausing on
the next phase of reopening, Beijing is preparing to lockdown again.

(01:24:33):
One projection actually had US numbers nearing a quarter million,
and the models creators say that the increased projections are
due to extra mobility and premature relaxation of social distancing.
So as you head out into the world. We remind
you that it's not over. It's still here, so keep
following the safety guidelines. A driver is on the loose
after ramming their way through protesters in Hollywood. Videos from

(01:24:55):
the scene that unfolded Sunday so the driver never stopped
as they pushed through the crowd of Black Lives Matter
and Pride marches on Hollywood Boulevard. There were no serious injuries.
Authorities are now trying to track down that driver because
somebody did manage to snap a picture of the license plate. Meanwhile,
in Seattle's Autonomous Zone, President Trump is threatening to exert
federal muscle as activists continue to occupy several blocks in

(01:25:16):
that area. Trump says the occupation is being fueled by
the radical left. Reports and photos from inside the zone
show the opposite, with people calling it an area of
peace and harmony. And finally, T Mobile had some issues yesterday.
We all saw this, right, They say that it's been fixed.
There was an outage. People couldn't call or texts for
about twelve hours, and of course everyone flipped out. Service

(01:25:36):
went down just around noon Eastern time. It wasn't restored
until one am. The carrier says the problem was not
distributed denial of service attack at all. That it was
just an issue with IP related traffic. So I'm not
sure if people believe that or not, but that's their
story and they're sticking to it. Those are your three things.
Thank you, Gandhi. By the way, Ali Gold reminds us

(01:25:57):
you can vote on these and more unpopular opinions now
on our Elvis Durand show Instagram story. Let's take a break.
Coming up, we're gonna go around the room. We're gonna
get some sound on him with Garrett Danielle's report. We
got a lot to do. We'll be back after this. Yeah,
I know we're double with you. You can go away now.
Good morning. The Morning Show Stuck inside CST Key is

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So I went up to the kitchen to get some
coffee and Alex Silver says I should come down and
do the show with you guys, because I'm fun, Okay,

(01:26:43):
really so you're saying you're listening to the show. Are
you're saying it's not fun today? I thought maybe the
show needed a little pick me up. So well, okay,
no one else on the show is taking this personally.
He's saying that our show is not fun. He's full
of crack. That's what he is. Wait, maybe I was wrong, show,

(01:27:03):
Yeah you are fun? Is he gonna provide? What kind
of fun is Alex bringing to the table? Yeah? What
fun are you bringing to the table? Well, if you want,
I could pick up dollar bills with my No. Oh,
we have this marshmallow gun launch show that my friend
Laura got me, and maybe we could play like moving targets. No,

(01:27:26):
because I'm the only one. I'm the only one here.
This is a visual. This is radio. That's a visual. No,
it'll be the sound of me, you know, making noise
when I'm hit by marshmallows coming out of a marshmallow gun. No,
not fun. I don't know that sounds kind of fun.
Nate had the worst idea ever? What was your idea
of the show. It could also be the best idea.

(01:27:48):
I think we should have your significant other. Since you're
broadcasting from home. I think we should have all of
them host for a segment. So it would be Alex
for Elvis, Sheldon for Danielle, Brandon for Gond if he's around,
and then Lisa for Froggy and have them do a
break and see how easy it is. I gotta say,
even though Sheldon thinks he's funnier than I am, he

(01:28:09):
has said I don't know how you guys are as
quick as you are. I'm amazed at how you do
it all the time. So oh yeah, does give us
kudos there, But he does think he's funnier than amaz.
Yes he is that Brandon Froggie would not segg. I
was just I was merely just confirming his thoughts. Now,
you're you're a very fun person. But Sheldon is funnier,

(01:28:31):
fair rude, you see. I don't know. Daniel makes me
laugh a lot, thank you, we do. I find her
very fun. So here's the thing with that. Though I
do believe that all of our significant others. I know
that al I'll speak for you Alex. Okay, he thinks
what we do is is just asinine. The fact that
they pay us money to sitting here and just jack
around for four hours. When they pay you yes, they

(01:28:53):
do think I'm working. Yes, yeah, Lisa will just walk
in and say, can you come make an omelet? I'm like,
we're doing a show. Dogs out like, no, I'm working, Gandhi.
What does Brandon think we do? Does he think this
is silly what we do for a living? No, Brandon

(01:29:14):
actually loves it. He is on the same page as
Sheldon where he says when he sits with us and
sees all of us together, he doesn't understand how it
comes together so quickly. And he has said repeatedly he
doesn't ever want to do this like he could never
He doesn't want to try. It's not his thing. He's shy,
so he might tap out of that little hosting the
round table thing. Okay, see Alex See, everyone else's a

(01:29:34):
significant other actually put value in what they do for
a living. You put what I do? You really you
really think it what I do? Do you think it's
stupid what we're doing? Well, every five minutes I see
you up stairs in kitchen. You're eating fruit times this
and having cake, and I'm like, you have a show
going on? Hear I do? I made? I made these

(01:29:58):
cornbread creutons. Oh, by the way, guests who tried the
Bobby Flay mustard and brown sugar salmon straight and Nate.
Oh yeah, it's our favorite, right. It was fantastic, Alex,
I don't know why you haven't told me about it before.
I didn't know something I could make at home could
be so tasty. It was so great. It is good,
very good. Maybe we can have that for dinner tonight.

(01:30:20):
I don't know. Hey, we're about to go around the room. Also,
we have sound with Garrett. Garrett, what's going on? Well,
let's let's talk about song Land from last night. It
wait wait wait, wait, hold on? What are you making
the kids for breakfast? I forgot, thank god the amount
of at I was about to get since you didn't
ask me all this, it's gonna it's tacos. So breakfast tacos.

(01:30:41):
So I don't have to have tacos tonight because my
kids are obsessed with tacos. But anything into tacco and
they'll eat it pretty much. So uh so so breakfast tacos. Uh.
Let's talk about Songland the season finale. Last night, Usher
was on and Ryan cam had a song called California
And this is a song that he performed for Usher
Sounds like this, let me comment. So that stuck with

(01:31:07):
Usher and Usher said, you know what, I'm gonna take
it on my own and performance. So this is Usher
doing the song California from California, come on my way
to comment, John stretched out of the Hotel California trying
to see me. All right. Yeah, So we had Josh

(01:31:31):
Gadd on just the other day and he was on
with James Gordon Scary's Favorite last night. And Josh Gadd
plays all Off in Frozen of course, so James Gordon
had Josh Gad performance All Off narrating ESPN's last dance
about Michael Jordan. Hey kids, it's me All Off the
snow Man, and this movie is about how sports are funny.
Winning is no big deal. They start the game with

(01:31:53):
a huddle, which is like a big hug between six
men or more, hopefully more shaved my head. Seriously, good
idea or bad idea? Maybe I should just let it grow,
Let it grow. Okay, there's Dennis Rodman. Oh their as
was so much fun. Oh basket, he's happy. He's hoping.

(01:32:16):
I think if you haven't seen the special then you
don't know what he's doing. Yeah, he's describing pretty much
everything that was going on in the documentary of Michael
Jordan's Last Dance that was on a few weeks ago.
Here's a cool story. A ninety year old couple reunited
after the wife had recovers from COVID nineteen. So their
names are Joyce and Don Hoffman, and they've been married

(01:32:36):
sixty seven years. Joyce came down with coronavirus and they
decided to surprise her husband when she recovered. So the
nursing home lined lined everybody up, and then surprised Don
when his wife, Joyce came back home. So beautiful, oh

(01:33:08):
so cute. And then do you pull out your heartstring
just a little bit more so. Jennifer Lopez gave her
son Max a new dog, and the excitement describes itself
right here. I love him him great? What's his name? Um,

(01:33:35):
you don't have to pick right now, but what do
you think of table someone? Mike, Mike, think Mike? Very simple? Yeah,
all right, Garrett, thank you, you have a beautiful day.
Enjoy your right too, Alex Talco Tuesday? Should we do
tacos tonight? What's the lunch? Okay, Talco lunch done? Yeah?

(01:33:58):
You really are making the show a lot of fun.
You know what. I was just thinking, why Lisa Sheldon, myself,
Brandon Brandon, we should do like the Morning After show,
Like after you guys get off at ten, we do
an our recap and we talk about like what you
guys talk about, and we could comment and say, you
know what they're wrong about this? You know, we don't

(01:34:20):
do this, and you got so you want to come?
You want to do a show based on telling us
talking about how we're wrong? Well, no, when you talk
about us like, we'll do our own show. But it
will give us a chance to, you know, speak up
for ourselves, like when you mentioned you know, I'd like

(01:34:41):
to add my girlfriend Robin to the mix because she
could spill the tea. She's a quiet shows to say.
That would be great. All right, well i'll tell you what.
We'll start working on that now. Hey, you know what
I got lean on line twenty four scary. Hey Kathleen,

(01:35:04):
good morning. What's going on? I'm because I'm on the
phone with you. Well, thank you for listening to us.
How's life? How's life for you right now? Good? Crazy?
But I'm an essential worker and I have worked this

(01:35:25):
entire time, so I'm tired but I'm looking forward to
it being over. Yeah, we all are. You're not alone,
You're not alone. What can we do for you? Kathleen?
So I started reading your book last night. Oh no,
I'm sorry finish reading it like, I am so mad?

(01:35:49):
I how to put it down? Lest night? I'm so mad.
I have to go to work today. I love that.
I can't believe how long is that book's been out for.
I only know how long it's been up, but people
are still reading it. I think that's awesome. That's good. Yeah,
I will wait to treat myself to it for a
long time. But so I finally did it, and I

(01:36:10):
needed something different, and I picked up. I got home
last night and it was at my door and I
picked it up and I was like, I can't put
this down. Rugrats, So I have to take care of him.
Please don't let don't let that little spoiled kid get
in the way of you reading my book. Let's get
that kid out of there. No kid, I appreciate it, Finish,

(01:36:35):
I do. I do appreciate that. Kathleen. Thank you, and
keep in mind if you go to Amazon, the book
is still available. We have plenty of copies available for
you lots and lots of them. We've got huge warehouses
filled with them. They need to go. Maybe can we
have a sale? Can I call Amazon and tell them
to put it on sale? I don't know how that works,

(01:36:56):
all right, because the other days one lesson because I happen.
Oh good, well, I appreciate that, Kathleen. Thanks for doing
your part to help move those books. We need. We need,
we need a college fund for our schnauzer. We appreciate it,
and thank you. Thank you very much, Kathleen. We appreciate
you listening to us the most. No, I love you.
Thank you so much helping me get through all this

(01:37:16):
craziness as an essential worker and I work in the
vetinary field, so there's you know, animals out there that
have to be taken care of, and you guys keep
me going in the morning. Oh wow, now now you're
hitting the nail on the head. We love that. Well,
thank you for all you do and continue doing that.
And you stay safe, okay, Kathleen. Do you stay healthy? Well, well,

(01:37:37):
we need to get healthy first and we'll stay up.
Thank you, fight more croutons. I don't understand what you
said in this note, Nate, Nate, said, go to Kathleen
on line twenty four. She started reading a book last night.
Guess who wrote it? Oh? This is it me? That's well,
I love alex uses. Alex uses that old term. Hello

(01:37:58):
McFly what years from the eighties? Okay, Wow, let's go
around the room. What's on the minds of those I
love the most? Danielle, We'll start with you. What's going
on in your head? So my mom is having such
a great time that she has decided I'm going to
take her home today to get like extra stuff that

(01:38:19):
she forgot, and then she's just coming right back. So
she's gonna say another week and she's gonna go home
next week. No, she's so funny. She's like, I just
love it. I'm just gonna say, this is like a
little resort for me. So I love the fact that
she's so comfortable and having such a great time. It's
nice to see her relaxing and enjoying herself. So I'm happy.

(01:38:39):
I'm very happy. Let me ask you, Danielle. When she
was packing up to come over for the first time,
where was she a little apprehensive about how she would
like it, or if she was scared or whatever. Even
she has just been very nervous because the first time,
you know, really being around people and stuff like that.
She's still wearing her mask in the house, which I
think she needs to do, and stuff, and she's being
very cautious, which I think she needs to do. But

(01:39:00):
it's just nice to see her being able to relax,
get her mind off my dad a little bit, just
get in a different environment, because you know, everything at
home reminds her of Dad, and it's just nice to
get her mind off of it for a little bit
of time. You know, It's nice. Yeah, give your mom
our best. We love her. Verden, I will Froggy, what's
up with you in beautiful in your beautiful guest bedroom
in Jacksonville, Florida. You know, I don't know about you,

(01:39:21):
but I'm getting to the point where I don't even
want to search anything on Google anymore. The other day,
I Scary was talking about his simple human garbage canner,
so I went and searched it. And the next thing
I know, in every single time I opened on my Instagram,
there's a simple human garbage can in my Instagram feed.
No matter what you search, if you search it one time,
it shows up in everything you do. For the next week.

(01:39:44):
I'm like, yesterday Lisa asked me to look something. I'm like, Nope,
not happening. Nope, just figured it out on your own.
I don't want it to show up in It shows
up and everything you have, your Facebook, your Instagram, everywhere
it's listening. It's listening to you. Turn that off. You can't.
The only way you can turn it off is just
speaking out loud. You can't you get to write things
down in the house because they're listening to every word. Hey, scary,

(01:40:05):
what's up with you today? You know, um, as the
outdoor dining opens, and I know it has in certain
parts of the country, and as it's you know, and
as you you reach a comfort level to do that yourself.
When you do go out, support local and be patient
with ordering mistakes or burnt dinners and uh you make
sure you overtip even for subpart service. Why because these

(01:40:27):
are struggling businesses that haven't been open and all this
time the staff, everybody is coming back to work for
the first time. There's a learning curve. But you need
but they need help, they need financial help. And support
local and do what you can and just have patience. Scary,
you cannot have said that better. That was fabulous, scary.

(01:40:48):
A round of applause for scary. Everyone's scary. Thank you.
Do you want to talk about our our adventure last
night when we went out to dinner, Yeah, I'll talk
about it. Okay, let me get let me talk to
Gandhi and let's talk about that because we have mixed
feelings about what happened last night. But anyway, Gandhi, what
is on your mind? In beautiful Detroit, Michigan. Beautiful? So
I told you guys that Brandon is back to work now,
and he leaves really early, so he leaves before we

(01:41:09):
even go on the air, and I am experiencing, for
the first time in my life someone leaving me to
go to work. We always are the ones that leave
our significant other and we go to work and leave
them in the bed, give him a kiss and go.
He's leaving me to go to work, and I gotta say,
I hate it. It's a weird feeling. I don't like it.
I want to be the one that leaves because I'm like, oh,
I'm just gonna stay here. You're going out into the
world to do all this stuff. It's a weird dynamic

(01:41:32):
I'm not a fan. Have you gone through his stuff yet? No?
Oh my god, I have the whole apartment. I'm gonna
go through everything comes under there that you're gonna find
all sort of today, some little gadgets and plugs and things.
All right, let's take a break, let's talk. Let's talk

(01:41:54):
about Danielle and her report coming up next. Also, let's
talk about eating out, if you know what I'm saying.
We'll get to that anymore after or this. Melissa works
at a hospital, so you're going in every day. Yes,
thank you so much for working on the front lines. Melissa,
Thank you, and thanks for listening to us. Thank you,
Thank you guys for doing this every morning show. In

(01:42:17):
the morning show, I don't know. I think Alex's idea
of having our significant others have their own show isn't
a well thought out idea. Why not? Now? Not well
thought Yeah, Danielle and Froggy and I aren't into it. Okay, Well,
let me talk to Lisa Brandon and Sheldon. Okay, great, No,

(01:42:41):
Lisa already said she thinks it's a great idea. She's
got topics ready to go. Oh yeah, I'm sure Sheldon
does too. Oh, speaking of Lisa. As you know, vacations
on the way. Froggy and Lisa are going to take
a road trip, and Lisa's already published a list of
road trip rules for the car ride. We'll get into that,

(01:43:02):
and we'll get into that. I think that's hilarious. Is
that the list right there? Yes, it's right here. I've
been given a couple of copies of it, so in
case I lose one, there's more. She made to hear that.
I'm glad you do. So we're about to get if
we all love you Frog, We're about to get into
Danielle's Danielle Report and just a couple of seconds. So

(01:43:23):
Alex and I were so excited. It was our very
first restaurant outings in three months. And three months we
went to a restaurant, local, local, restaurant that we love,
and uh, it was, it was. It was eye opening.
We got there and we had our masks on because
they requested when you get there, you have your mask
on until you're seated, and then you can take your
mask off. If you need to do the bathroom, you

(01:43:44):
put your mask on. So what so all the staff
they had gloves on, they had their masks on, but
they had to be maybe two hundred people they had
to dine, and each person showed up without a mask,
all hugged and kissing and neighbors this And I looked
at Elvis and I said, witty, only two here that

(01:44:06):
followed the rules. Nobody else followed the rules. No one,
And I was like, this is crazy. It was weird. Yeah. Luckily,
you know, there was no indoor dining, but they had
outdoor in the patio open and then down by the creek,
and it was so beautiful. We were set up outside
and we were distanced. Our table was fine. And I
gotta tell you, this was the restaurant's first open their

(01:44:29):
first open night in three months. Right, they could not
have been better. Yeah. They were running around, they were hustling,
and it took us a way. We got there at
six thirty. We didn't leave to nine. And usually I
get anxious by them, but I said, you know what,
this is our first time out in three months. And
we left out with cell phones home so that we
could just enjoy each other's company. And that's what we did,

(01:44:52):
and so you could tell they are so anxious to
be open. The food was excellent, the service was fantastic,
but it was just weird. I just felt like we
were in the toilet zone. No one else there. It's
like they haven't nobody followed the rule. They haven't say
didn't get the memo, they haven't seen the news. Not scary, scary.
You've been going out a lot, Like every day you've
been going out. Are you seeing the same thing? Yes,

(01:45:14):
I am seeing the exact same thing. But the thing
is you're saying they're not following the rules, but they are.
The rule is when you set it at the table,
you could take your mask off as long as they
were arrived. No, no, no, they're arriving at the restaurant
with not one mask. Now that that's bad. They're most placed.
They're not allowed. You're not supposed to be able to
be admitted without a mask. You have to wear the

(01:45:35):
mask as you're walking toward the table and when you
walk to the bathroom, and when you're walking by other people.
Because they were, they were walking about other people's tables
and stuff. It's as if they didn't know, they had
no idea there was a news story out there. It
was kind of weird. It's unfortunately up to the restaurant
to enforce that and they have to know they well,
they were very very busy list and I'd running around

(01:45:55):
and they didn't a fantastic job, I gotta say it was.
It was great to get out, but it was still
a little I don't know anyway. I find it really
weird because I feel like in some places it's all in,
like there's masks and everybody's you know, and then you
go to another location and it's as if these people
never thought there was an epidemic or anything going on,

(01:46:16):
Like it's like, it's what. Yeah, And I feel really
badly for the people who are working there and they're
all wearing the masks, and then people come in without
the masks. I'm like, you know that you're supposed to
be wearing it. Don't make these people start to have
to enforce things. They're not the police, they're not the
rule police. Like, just let them do their job, do
your job. Let's all just do our part. It's not
that hard. Yeah. And I had a hand sanitizer with me,

(01:46:40):
so after we read the menu, I spray down out
with hands and anytime we touched anything, I would spray
out of hands down exactly. It was nice. Yeah, And Also,
you know Paul and Paullen is crazy right now, So Alex,
no sneezing. If you sneeze, yeah, they'll throw us out.
But I don't think these people would care. They don't really,
they don't care. Yeah, Froggy. A lot of restaurants here

(01:47:02):
where I live in North Florida have gone to either
paper menus where they give you the menu. When it's done,
they throw it away. They're not reusing there like you know,
the menus that are prepared for you, the plastic ones
with all the pretty pictures and two ones. It don't
have menus like Scary it said. They have the QR
code on the table and you just scan it with
your phone and the menu shows up on your phone
and there's nobody that way, you're not cross contaminating people

(01:47:24):
at all. Yeah, this crowd that we were eating with
last night, I don't think they still have flip phones.
I mean, no offense. They're a little behind no offense
I phone Clarence. Anyway, it was great, we had a
nice day. We tipped very well. Scary, I just want
you to know, but that's it was a great experience. Otherwise,

(01:47:47):
so you know, come on, we're seeing in the news,
and we're seeing the news spikes. I mean, we are
seeing spikes in COVID cases and we're still in first phase.
We're not even in the second phase yet. All right, Danielle,
give us a couple of stories. What do you have going?
All right? So Demmi Lavano has unloaded her Hollywood Hills mansion.
It's the one where she suffered her near fatal drug

(01:48:07):
overdose back in twenty eighteen. She decided, you know what,
this is one of the things she needed to do
to move on and start over, and it went for
over eight million dollars. So I am in a little
cashi show for there. A diverse group of artists are
getting together for a new live stream will help small businesses.
It's called Small Business Live. You can see it's Small
Biz with the z Dot Live Saturday, four pm to

(01:48:31):
ten pm. It's actually gonna help small businesses affected by
the coronavirus, especially black men and women owned businesses. So
they're gonna be people like two chains and people like that.
But it's gonna be a really cool event, so you
may want to check that out. Carson Cressley from Queer
I will be hosting Animal planets new DIY pet grooming special.
It's called the Great American Groom Along. Professional groomers will

(01:48:58):
be guiding some famous pet owns over Zoom on how
to groom their pets. Now this makes sense to me
when we were all on lockdown, but now like grooming
places are reopening, so I don't understand why we're getting
this now. But okay, it's ten pm Saturday night on
Animal Planet. If you're interested in watching, that's what's happening. Okay.

(01:49:20):
Josh Gadd has reunited the original cast up Ghostbusters on
his Reunited apart show. Pretty cool. Everybody was there. All
the living people were there. Obviously the people who passed
away could not be there. That would be very talented
on Josh Gadd's part if he got the non living
members to show up for this. Rick moranis though, was
not there, but he did have Ray Parker Junior there

(01:49:42):
and remember me did the Ghostbusters tune, so that was
a nice little surprise for people. What else do I
have for you? Oh? This is interesting. So we were
talking about the Beatles before, and you guys know Penny
Lane is a Beatles song. Well, it's actually a real
street in Liverpool. But some people are saying that it
was actually named after a slave trader, so they're looking

(01:50:04):
into it and if it is true, and they may
be renaming the street. So they're looking into that right now.
And Star Wars, you know how they always celebrate like
Star Wars the big celebration day August, it's like a
big weekend August twenty seven to the thirtieth. They're canceling
it this this year. It's gonna be really they're gonna
have to push it until twenty twenty two. Sorry, August

(01:50:26):
eighteen to twenty second, twenty twenty two. So if you're
looking forward to that, I'm sorry to tell you it's
been canceled for this year. Your television America's got Talent,
World of Dance, the virus, what went wrong? And if
you need something you don't have to think about, you
got cs the Key on MTV. That's my Danielle report. Yep, key.
Not a lot of thinking going on there. No, it's

(01:50:47):
a fun show. It is good. It's exactly what we
need sometimes. All right, thank you, Daniellet's take a break.
We're back after this. Thank you. I love y'all. Listen
you all every morning. My daughter even listen to in
the morning show? Is Elvis Durand in the morning show,
Yes it is. You have another fifteen minute morning show podcast.

(01:51:08):
We've got to get in the can, as they say
in the business. I think that's a weird phrase. I
don't know where's the podcast? Well, it's in the can. Okay,
you like everything in the can? Oh? Not everything? Hey? Um? Yeah? Yeah.
Yesterday's was filled with a lot of dirty F words

(01:51:30):
and things like that, F bombs, and maybe today's we
should clean it up a little bit. No, okay, are
you crazy participate? Yeah? Okay, what's the focus for today?
Do we have a topic? Uh? Yeah, as a matter
of fact, we do. We'll get to it. Make sure
you listen to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. It'll

(01:51:51):
be fabulous. By the way, iHeartRadio. We're doing this incredible,
incredible presentation, an hour long can't canceled Pride special thanks
to our friends at p and it's going down June
twenty fifth, nine pm East Coast Time. We have performances
by Adam Lambert, Big Frieda, Katie Perry, Kim Petris, Melissa Ethridge,

(01:52:11):
Ricky Martin, and Sia. I'll be co hosting with Laverne Cox.
It's going to be really cool. It's it's a it's
a visual, it's a something you can listen to as
well on iHeartRadio. We'll give you more information as we
get closer to our Can't Cancel Pride Special. There are
a lot of Pride festivals and parades that are just
being canceled left and right. No, we're not gonna let

(01:52:32):
that happen with us. So we have a great show
lined up for you. More information on the way, thanks
to our friends at PNG, we'll have that all the
information for you more at Tomorrow's a matter of fact,
So there was I supposed to talk about that there?
Or is it? Is it a secret? Straight name? I
think you're okay, okay, good. If you are one of
the hosts of Elvis, I feel like you can talk

(01:52:52):
about it whenever you're well, I don't know, I don't know.
All right, it's gonna be a great show. I can't
wait to be a part of it. The three things
we need to know right now? Gandhi, what do you
going on? All right? There's a lot going on. There's
been a new development in the George Floyd case. A
nine one one dispatcher who watched George Floyd's arrest as
it happened, tried to get a police supervisor to respond
to the scene. According to a recording of a phone

(01:53:13):
conversation shit station between the dispatcher and a supervisor, the
dispatcher said she did not want to snitch, but it
looked like an officer at the scene was sitting on
a man. The supervisor said he would check on the case,
but didn't immediately respond to the scene, and George Floyd
later died. Demonstrations around the nation and the world continue
for the third week in a row, and now a
federal agency is providing a new online tool for reporting

(01:53:34):
civil rights violations. The Department of Justice launched a portal
on Monday, and officials believe it will dramatically ease the
burden of victims of civil rights violations to identify the
proper reporting channel. It's available in English and Spanish, with
more languages to be added in the future. It can
be found at the Department's website. There's a big win
yesterday for LGBTQ plus civil rights. The Supreme Court ruled

(01:53:57):
that federal law bands workplace discrimination against gay, lesbian, and
transgender people. Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Neil Gorsuch
ruled with the Courts for liberals. This ruling expands the
ban on sex discrimination in the workplace. And finally, if
you were in Switzerland recently and lost some gold, Swiss
officials are looking for you. Somebody left one hundred and

(01:54:18):
ninety thousand dollars worth of gold bars on a train.
It was found last October. People waited because they wanted
to see if anybody was going to claim it. Nobody
has claimed it yet, so the rightful owner now has
five years or else it's going to someone else. If
that was you, go claim your gold. Those are your
three things in October. Yeah, you did that, all right,

(01:54:42):
Let's take a break. Your phone tap was scary coming
up after this? Who the hell are you okay here?
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(01:55:05):
durand the Elvis Duran phone tap I'm scary. Tell me
all about it. Well, Alana wants to phone tap her dad.
Turns out her mom and dad had an incident at
a slot machine on a recent trip to Vegas, and
her dad happens to be in a temporary motorized wheelchair,
which he takes advantage of and uses, you know, to
his advantage. He should have been ad of it six
months ago. The email comes from Alana, and Alana starts

(01:55:27):
to call to her dad. I come in as a
security rep from the casino following up on the incident.
Let's listen in see what happens on the phone tap, Dad.
I just got a call, say they that you would
push some woman when you were at the pig. What
are you talking about? Because this woman was there and
she said apparently that you pushed her out of the way,

(01:55:49):
and then they cut it on camera. Now they have
a dea of you, dad pushing this woman. I mean,
she's lying, you know what, you know? I know, I
know now, I know what you're talking about. No, No,
she spilled a crammer juice on my lap and I
was trying to I was trying because of the wheelchair.
I needed more space and she didn't accommodating me, and
she spilled a cranberry on my lap, and I was
not happy about it, but I did no way that

(01:56:10):
I pushed her. Ever. Well, they've got footage, Dad. I
didn't run over. I just charged that, That's all I did.
I didn't run over. And I had ever write you
because she spilled a drink on my lap. I'm sitting
in a wheelchair. It's not like I can dry myself.
So I'm give me a break, Dad. You can dry yourself.
You can even walk. There is that you're supposed to
be getting out of the wheelchair anyway, like stretching her.

(01:56:32):
I don't know what it was. I'm not I'm not
going to have this conversation with you right now. All
I'm saying is that listen to me. Listen to me,
shut up and listen to me. You know something, bit
deserved it, frankly, you know, you know what. She's sitting
in the machine for an hour and a half and
so I just charged at her, you know, But I didn't.
I didn't mean that, like go all the way. But
she deserved it. That bitch would not move out of

(01:56:52):
the machine. She was taking all the money. Man, She
say she was winning. You know, I don't. I don't
know how much you want, but she's sitting on my machine.
You can't go anywhere without causing a ruck ass. I
don't need you. I don't need your condescension. I don't
need to passnize me. You know what, you won't even
how the hell do you know all this? The guy
I don't know, the guy from the casino called me

(01:57:12):
at work looking for you. You won't let him call me. Well,
I'm afraid he'lanna you tell him to call me or
why I call him? I thought about this and call me. Okay, yeah,
he scream at him. If you scream at him, then
this is is gonna make it worse. Shut up. He's
gonna call you, so you're gonna just have to fail
of it. Fine, whoa, yeah, I'm looking for mister Calderone. Please,

(01:57:38):
mister Calderon. How are you? This is Danny Gans. I'm
the director of security here at sarah had a hotel
and casino. All right, what the what the is the problem? Okay,
calm down there, all right, to settle down. Don't you
tell me to calm down. I have surveillance video of
you knocking down a woman in our casino. You don't got,
You don't got. You know why you don't got because

(01:58:00):
it never happened. Do you understand that never happened. You
think you're above the law because you're sitting in a wheelchair. No,
you trobably the single person get hurt. The single person
get hurt. You hit the woman. It's hurt. You were
hawking the horn on your wheelchair. Answer the question, is hurt?
She's saying she is hurt, Yes, she is. She says

(01:58:20):
she was flying. I'm about to actually turn this tape
over to the police. This woman wants to press charges
because you injured her. Shin, Are you accusing me of
flying because I didn't do nothing. You were going to
look at your videotape again because you'll notice you if
you if you look at the video tape, you see
some spill a drink on me. She's sitting there for
an hour and a half, sitting a machine. Though I'm

(01:58:41):
waiting for y'all. You have had your videotape. You know
what else? Yes, Ques, yes we do, but not only that.
Right now I am looking at your account. You have
four hundred and thirty three slot dollars in there. I'm
going to revoke those slot dollars right now. Yes, I am.
I see you have no like to do that your
comp dollars do you If you do that on what right?

(01:59:04):
What right do you have? And your buffet privileges have
been revoked. I've been a customer your casino for over
ten years. Okay, those rewards points I accumulated understanding my reward.
You cannot take my rewards points away. Your slot dollars
are gone, sir, you cannot take my slot down. Sorry.
And as a matter of fact, I know we comped
you free Sundays through Thursdays, but that's gonna be going away.

(01:59:25):
Who are you anyway? You're you're acting like a child,
mister Calderon, I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.
Tell me I'm backing like a child. I'm probably that
could be a grandfather. You're a little boy. I can
hear you voice. This crime cannot go unpunished, no crime.
You wanted to bully your way onto us a winning
slot machine because there was a woman there that was winning.

(01:59:48):
I had to go to the bathroom. But I had
no no, no, no, no no. I asked a bitch,
how old she's gonna be there, she said fifteen minutes. Okay,
so I get there. All you do is winning on
my machine. And she well, why do you leave the
machine in the first place, because I had much We
don't hold machines for people. But you didn't have to

(02:00:10):
try and ram her. That was her machine until she
left it. Would you leave a winning machine? It was
my machine. There's the keyword there, sir, was it was
your machine. The machine didn't belonged to her. She was okay,
and the whelp. Okay, she hit a lucky streak. But
that's no reason for you to be sitting there. No, no, no,

(02:00:32):
that's my lucky striek. Understand, it's my lucky streak. Sounds
like you should call Gambler's anonymous, Sir Casito, you want
that number. This is not funny. Well, your daughter thinks
it is. You've been phoned tat Hey, Dad, your daughter

(02:00:54):
alone is playing a joke on you on the radio.
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(02:01:16):
Morning show. This Elvis Durand in the Morning show, Well,
how did you one more look at Danielle's report and
then we'll run for our lives. Daniel What are you
going on? All right? So the Supreme Court is rule
that employees cannot be fired for being gayer transgender. So

(02:01:36):
celebrities are taking to Twitter to celebrate tayl Us Swift
saying thank you to the Supreme Court justices who voted
in favor for this. It is a step forward. We
still have a long way to go, but it is
definitely a step forward. The twenty twenty BEET Awards will
be simulcast live on Sunday, June twenty eighth at eight pm.
Drink has six nominations. He leads the packs of congratulations
to him. Kelly Clarkson covered a little you tube's I

(02:02:00):
still haven't found what I'm looking for. Here's what it
sounds like. Oh that was a little Kelly okey for
her show, and some people said it had to do
with her divorce. I haven't found what I'm looking for.
But in the video, she features clips. In the video,

(02:02:23):
she features clips from the Black Lives Matters protests, so
I think it might be a little bit of both.
And that's my Danielle report. All right, daniel thanks, we're
back after this. Stuck inside cst key is the getaway
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