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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're prerecorded the Action radio host. Hello, Hello,
thanks for listening in the Morning show. Listen to it
every morning. I love listening to Elvin. It's just so great.
I want every single want to luck Elvi Stan in
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the Morning Show. I think it's a Tuesday. Yeah, I
think we're still in October. I think it's like the
twentieth Is that right? Ye? All right, yeah, I'm just
taking a wild guess we'll do a Thursday. Do you
know what? Thursday would be very welcome. Today it's a Tuesday.
But anyway, we're all together. Thank you guys for filling
in for me yesterday. Thank you Straight and eight. And
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he's he's half in his own little world already. Yesterday
was just way too taxing for him anyway. Well, good morning, Danielle,
good morning, Hi Gandhi. Hello, there's producer Sam. Good morning.
There's Scotty B. Good morning. There's Scary good morning, and
straight night there. Yeah, and Froggy's sleeping in today. He
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was up late last night. I think his uh off
work schedule is totally different than his work schedule. He
was he was posting something at one o'clock this morning,
so he could be going back to bed right now. Anyway,
who almost to make a request, Danielle, you get the
first song of the day. What do you want? Yes,
I would like levitating do a liapa and the baby
all right, here you go. This is for you. Deal
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boy baby doing leap and make him dask when they
come on. Everybody looking forward, Dank run run away with me.
I know I had a premim with the music. Do
if it feeling you need a little bit of company.
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You met me at the perfect time. You me, I
met Luy, I got you. I need you come as me.
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I need you come on an me. I'm one of
the greatest thing. No debating on it. I'm still levitated.
I'm ever medicated. I run it. Guy gave him love
and they in the painting on me. She told me
she love me and she's been waiting fight you half
for your love and I'm running thin on my patience,
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needing someone in the hug. You been took it back
to the basis. You see what you got me out
here door Mighty threw me off. I can't. Nobody stopped
the movement. Let's go left foot, right foot. Levitated pop
stars doing le boot in the babies. I had to
lays my suites, father blessings, I would say, if I
ever slipped, fall into a better situation. So catch up,
go put some cheese on the get out and get
your bread up. They always leaving you, but you run together,
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waiter the world on my should as. I cut my
hand off my baby, stand up because girl, you you
want me? I hold your baby. I sug moving. I'm
imitating me lucky way I again, he ain't I got
you your star. I need you come with me. I'm
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gonna teach you my star like I need you. Come on.
That's with me. I really need to night tonight. Baby,
let me take you. Ain't really need to night to night.
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Let me take you my hein't I can't watch your
bloss and I'm tay so unless you does as and
even if I let you a cssack, ain't ye can
watch your my sock and I'm telling someone song and
even if I want to my car so you'll me,
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aren't you baby my sugar booth. I'm levitating, I'm a gowy.
We're renegating. I got you more light. You're my solfe.
I need you all night. Now come on listen me
I'm levitating because to night me tonight. Baby, let me
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tell you allright, he flown in me to night flow
me tonight. Let me tell you alright. I got you.
You're my I need you come on list with me.
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I'm levitating, Danny. Oh, there's your song love. It's my
new favor. I know it's great. Thank you for your suggestion.
Welcome to the day. Yes, we have determined. It is Tuesday,
October twentieth, and the year is still twenty twenty. Yeah,
as my dad would say, all day, all day, what
time is it? Time we're gonna watch I don't want
to watch this anywhere. Hey, um, everyone keeps saying God,
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when will this year be over? So we're thinking about
going ahead and having a New Year's Eve party like
this Friday. Let's do it for sure. Let's let's find
a ball and drop it. Right. Well, let's get going.
Our first caller of to day is Danielle Line eight,
heading to work at the Port Authority here in New York,
New Jersey. Oh, you're in charge of getting everyone paid.
(05:40):
Oh your your royalty, Danielle, very much. I know you
know what Without Port Authority here in New York, New Jersey,
I think we would. We would have a lot of trouble.
You guys are so so so important to our our
region and our cities and US and so where are
you located exactly? I am literally across the street from
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the Lincoln Tunnel. Wow right there? Wow, yeah, yeah, exactly
that's my view. Well look, thanks to you and everyone
working at Port Authority here in New York and as
I said, New Jersey all over the place, thank you
for what you do. Without you, we wouldn't move. We
would be stuck. We'd just be sitting here. And you know,
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the first call of the day, Danielle, so that means
you get the Elvis Dray Morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian.
They're on the way. Okay, hey, awesome, thank you so much. Well,
thank you, thank you. Hold on one second, okay, all right,
let's get going. You guys have something on your mind?
Is there anything you want to get off your chest?
Anything going on? Thankay? All right, let's not be shy.
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This is the wrong profession for that, all right. I'm
pretty sure Sam, who are you doing your your horoscopes with?
It went over so well last week. I thought today
it was a day for Scottie bee voice, but I'll
mess it up. Oh I can't hear Scotty b. That
might be a problem for me. Oh huh huh. I'll
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just do them all. How come you can't hear Scotty?
We can hear him. How come chairs No, there, it's
all You'll point to you in the zoom room and
it's your turn. First stirs start. If you're celebrating a birthday, Today,
you are celebrating with Snoop Dogg is forty nine, John
Krasinski forty one, and sent Senator Kamala Harris is fifty six. Today,
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capric Corn, the fast pace of the day will have
you checking off several tasks on your to do list.
Try to take a moment to breathe. Your day is
an eight Aquarius. Try your best to follow up today.
Remember if you fall behind, be proactive and ask for help.
Your days of seven pieces. Take control of your situation
and be on high alert to all that is around you.
Your day is a nine harry Is. Sometimes a practical
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solution will do the trick. The answers you seek like
right in front of you. Your day's a ten Taurus.
Be sure to get your work done first. Before you
choose to go out and socialize. You'll feel energized and
more in the moment. Your day is a nine Gemini.
While you're looking for cooperation and resolution, remember you need
the ability to compromise. Your days of ten Cancer grab
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hold of the day's energy. However, be sure to let
all inhibitions go. The more relaxed you are, the more
fun you will have. Your day is a seven Leo.
Things are happening around you at a slow pace. Don't
pick up any grievances and continue to let and let
the events just run their course. Your days of nine Virgo,
conflict may surround you, however, try to continue to show
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your compassionate and understanding nature. Your day is an eight.
We could all use a Libra in our life right now. Libra,
start your day with a smile and be sure to
give off fun, loving energy for the day. Your days
of nine Scorpio. Unexpected tensions could have your pulse rising.
Remember to breathe and focus your attention to the tasks
at hand. Your day is an eight. And finally, Sagittarius
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slowed down, Slow and stay he wins the race. Don't
get knocked off course. Remember just do you your day
is and eight and those are your Tuesday morning horoscope.
All right, See that worked. You may any work, Elvis,
you were the director. It's like driving at night with
your lights on. And you did a great job to
do that all the time. All right, let's get into
the three things you need to know. By the way,
a lot of people are already texting in asking for
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a Froggy and Johnny, Uncle Johnny update. Froggy's doing really well.
He's doing so well. It's exciting actually to watch him
blossom and bloom a little more every day. Uncle Johnny
is not doing well, So send all of your prayers
and all of your warm thoughts to Uncle Johnny. And yeah,
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that's really all I have to say right now, and
that all right. Let's get into the three things you
need to know? Gandhi, what's going on? All right? Well,
the number of coronavirus deaths in the US is now
more than two hundred and twenty thousand. That's more than
any other country in the world. So far, over eight
point two million cases have been confirmed here. With fall
and winter, health experts expect to surge in the infections
and remind you that small private gatherings seem to be
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the main cause of the spread. As of now, the
Midwest is getting hit the hardest. Continue to follow CDC guidelines.
President Trump's campaign manager says he's ready and willing to
debate Joe Biden even with the new rules about muting microphones.
The Debate Commission is going to mute the microphones of
the candidate who is not speaking during opening segments of
each topic on Thursday's debate. According to Trump's team, he
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will press Biden on China, and he'll also go hard
on his son Hunter's foreign dealings. And finally, if you
like movie props, this one is for you. The world
famous prop store is auctioning off some of their most
famous gear. That means there's going to be more than
nine hundred items going up for sale at the annual
auction in December, including Obi Wan Kenobi's lightsaber from Star Wars.
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It's expected to go from one hundred and fifty five
thousand dollars. Other items like Maverick's bomber jacket from Top Gun,
Jokers by No Joker's purple for Dora from Batman, and
even a mechanical alien from Alien. I Know, Danielle. All
of these things. I was like, Daniel's all those registration
is open now. But you know, I mean they're going
for like one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars, so
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you're gonna have to sell a lot of your post
mark stuff. Oh yeah, and those are your three things,
all right. So Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny is he's resting
right now. He is asleep. They have him sleeping until
they can get his heart to start showing some sort
of sign that it has a future. Right now, he
is on dialysis because his kidneys need to be helped.
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They shut down and the doctors and all the incredible
people at the hospital are doing everything they can to
make sure he's comfortable while they get his very ill
body better so then they can take care of his heart.
So it's a long journey ahead. Um, he's a fighter,
he's Uncle Johnny. Let me tell you, Uncle Johnny's he's
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not gonna exit stage left without making a big splash.
So exactly that's Uncle Johnny. So send your prayers, send
your warmth to your uncle Johnny. He's older, and he's gay,
and he's not wearing a two pay right now. Anyway,
that's what's going on. It's a Tuesday. Come on, let's
let's get into the day. Here we go stand, Who
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the hell are you? Show the CMT Music Awards giving
you Country's Best Night Out, featuring performances from Ashley McBride,
Dan and Shay, Kane Brown, Luke Bryan, Little Big Town,
Marion Morris and so many more. The CMT Music Awards
tomorrow at eight seventh Central on CMT Halloween. From Elvis
Terrand in the Morning Show, I got good news and
(12:37):
bad news. What do you want? Bad? First? An asteroid
could hit Earth the day before the election. That's all right, Yeah,
it sounds right. Does anyone want good news? Yeah? Yes, please.
It's not that big. It's the size of a refrigerator.
So how much damage will it do? That's like if
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a refrigerator hits your house from outer space. I feel
like that could we'll do some damage. You'll just imagine
a refrigerator hitting you, you know, if you're in the
wrong place at the wrong time. Boom. Yeah, that's I
got taken out that way. I'd feel like this is awesome.
So an asteroid the diameter the size of a refrigerator
could strike the Earth the day before November election. Not
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large enough to do any serious damage. They're saying it's
hurling towards Earth at a speed of twenty five thousand
miles per hour and may clip the planet November two.
It may buzz cut Earth November two, the day before
the election. But the flying object has nothing to lose sleepover,
since it's not big enough to cause harm. Refrigerator would
cause some harm, it's you would think. I think it
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depends on where it hits, right, Yeah, I mean, let's
hope an open field somewhere, so fully says it would
probably it probably would disintegrate due to its extremely small sign.
Oh okay, there you go, Yes, Nate. Well, I mean
there's some pretty big refrigerators, like those sub zeros. Those
are pretty big. I mean, is it one of those
or is it like a mini fridge that you would
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put like under your desk at work like I have
in my office. Yeah, let's hope. Let's hope it's that size. Yeah. Yeah, Looking,
you're looking for something to add to your list of
things to be worried about. I'm sure you could use
some more. I thought i'd give you that one. Oh
my god, whatever, does anything okay, question, does anything surprise
you anymore. No, no, no, no. If you were to
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tell me there was an alien writing that asteroid into
the earth, be yep. Probably yeah. I believe that well
that doubt. Yeah, nothing surprises anyone anymore. I think surprise. Nope, nope.
What are you gonna do? Uh, producer Sam, Hi, you
want to get some feel goods on here? Yeah, I
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think we're gonna need something stronger, but I'll give us
a shot, all right, please cheez all right. So, actually,
Nate sent me this story from our iHeart brother, Justin Miller,
who wanted to shine a light on some incredible sisterly
love and support coming out of Spenceport, New York. And
Danielle and Gandhi. I know you both can relate because
you guys are sisters with a lot of love as well.
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Fifteen year old Brianna Collaccio was born with cystic fibrosis,
which causes persistent lung infections. Okay, so it makes a
lot of things difficult, including singing, But this girl also
happened to be blessed with a beautiful voice. Those two
things don't mix. So her sister Sentina posted a TikTok
of her singing a lessia Carus Scars to You're beautiful
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and said, if it went viral, Brianna agreed to audition
for American Idol. So we have a clip right here.
It's a whole dia Wow good. Yeah, truly a beautiful voice.
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So she was all geared up to audition because yes,
it went viral when her sistic fibrosis put her in
the hospital and she had to miss her audition, so
her fully supportive sister went to TikTok again and posted
a video with her in the hospital, laid over a
track of her singing, and it actually got Idol's attention
and they gave her a private audition over in Wow.
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So we've been told the audition went very well. That's
all the information we have right now, but it's super
exciting and I'm just in awe of not only this
girl's strength, but the love and bonds and creativity of
this sisterhood. It's so beautiful. So thank you Justin for
the story, and if you have a story that deserves
to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistrand dot com
subject mine feel good. Thank you, Sam. So I was
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listening in to your show a few times yesterday heard
a froggy on talking and that's when I really woke up.
I'm my god, he sounds awesome. Yeah, it's so good.
He's like, well, whatever you want me to sign on?
I said, no, you will not sign on until your
first day back. You can call in. Yeah, and we
understand that we should make it. We should make it
a special thing, you know. But you know he's he's
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doing work because last night when I talked to my
he goes, you're gonna be so mad at me. I go, why, Well,
I got to fix something on the log at the right.
I said, no, he's doing I'm like, well, I got
You know, he's a perfectionist. He is such a perfectionist
that if something's not right, he doesn't care. He's got
to fix it right. Well, he will be back soon
at this at this rate, I mean, he's doing so well.
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And I'm loving that he wants to get the word
out because of his experience with his aneurism. He wants
the whole world to know that you're probably driving to
work with an aneurism today. You know, God, he's right though.
There's someone listening to us right now who has an
aneurism in their head, and they may never ever know it.
You know, you just don't know. Oh so there's that,
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um someone sent a text and we're talking about how
nothing surprises anymore an area two oh three. Yesterday my
coworker witness someone get hit in the face with a tire.
Oh my god. Oh okay, okay, like a rogue tire.
Was it flying? Was it thrown at him? I have
no answers other than what I've just given you. But
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nothing surprises me. Nothing But anyway, thank you guys for
filling in for me yesterday. I just Alex and I
just needed to take the day and try to regroup.
And we're watching some wedding videos actually with Uncle Johnny
singing and looking at pictures yesterday and I was reminded,
and I didn't say anything out loud to him. I'm
hoping he's listening to me on his way to work
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right now. I'm reminded the number one reason why I'm
happy I'm married because of trying times, like everything we're
going through, all of us are going through things, these
things right now, and having a partner to go through
these things with is just so important. And I can't
imagine not being here for him and him not being
here for me. With that said, you know, Gandhi, you
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brought up something a second ago during the song. It's
like with more and more people deciding they're not going
to go into the office, They're gonna work from home
on zoo or whatever. Like what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna sell your place? Are you gonna rent
another apartment in another city. A lot of people are
making these these decision now now that the second Wave
is definitely, without doubt coming back into its forming. What
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does this mean for our future? What are you gonna do? Daniel,
You're locked in there. I'm doing okay, But I've heard
a lot of people moving back in with their parents
to like make ends meet. They're like, well, I'm going
to save money now and then eventually figure out what
I'm going to do because you know, my mom has
extra room and I'm going to go stay with her
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or stay with my dad or whatever. Right. Oh, yeah,
you know, but Gandhi is kind of living on the road.
I am, and I mean this has been a thing
on my mind too, you know, like when do we
come back into the studio if it's not going to
be for a very long time, do I want to
keep my apartment because that's a lot of money to
just be paying to have my stuff there, you know.
And I think that so many people are in that
same boat. And I think this is really highlighted how
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many people were more paycheck to paycheck than they wanted
to believe. We're paycheck to paycheck and now we're seeing, like, wow,
if these jobs go away, how do you do anything?
And so many of my friends are just kind of
in that predicament right now, like what am I going
to do? Do I try and stay here and maybe
go into debt, so I just move out go home.
I don't know, especially in the city that you know,
people come from all over to come to New York
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and now what do you do? I don't know. The
world is definitely shifting. I mean there are I keep
trying to say every time we get more news that's devastating,
sad or just intriguing, you know. I always I always
stop myself and ask that question, like what am I
supposed to learn from this? Where are we going with
all this? I don't know. I don't think those answers
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will be making themselves known for a while, but we're learning,
so I think the rainy day everybody was planning for
and saving four was like all year and no one
ever expected a rainy year, just maybe a rainy day.
So it's gotten so crazy, right, Daniel's first report of
the day. On the way, what are you working on? Daniel?
We're going to talk about what the scariest movie is
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of all time? What do you think it is? See?
For me, it's The Conjuring or anything with the Conjuring.
It scares me and it takes a lot to scare me.
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Oh my God, that's awful, Danielle laughing. Anyway, welcome to
the day, Danielle. How many more are inflatable did you
install on your front yard over the weekend? Three? How many? Oh?
My gosh, I don't know. Ten is out there? Fifteen
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I don't know. We put up a Frankenstein monster, and
then a zombie, a little tiny zombie baby with the
bigger zombie baby. And then there's something on the other side.
I forget what it is though, but showed them put
it in, and then I play as a Halloween inflatable
farm in front of her house. I should sell them serious,
look like I'm selling them all, But then it looks
so awesome. And then over my doorway there's Jack and
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Sally and there's an entranceway inflatable, so it's all over
the entranceway. So honestly, when you walk through, it's like
you're walking into a Halloween fairyland. It's just the coolest.
Let me ask you. So, let's say the power goes out.
I mean, does the whole yard just melt? I mean,
what happened? Yeah? Yeah, it's very cool to watch. It's
very cool to watch them come to life, like when
you push the button, and they slowly because they all
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wiggle and all the air gets in them and they're
flopping all over the place, you know. And then and
then when you deflate, when you push the button, it's
sad because then they go, yeah, I want to see that.
I want to see them in action. Yeah. Anyways, and
then we still have weeks before Halloween's even here, right,
I mean, next, isn't it? Next Saturday is a week
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from this Saturday. There's plenty of time to buy more inflatables, Daniell,
get out there. I'm disappointed that you're you're here today.
You should be out buying inflatable Okay. Interesting text came
in a few moments ago, soon saying that they were
surprised drug tested at work yesterday. A surprise indeed. And
so Gandhia, is this true what you said? I've never
heard this before. Okay. So I have a couple of
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friends who work in HR that told me. And of
course this is going to be very dependent on where
you work. But that even when you take the drug test,
a lot of those drug tests don't even get sent out,
that they only take a handful of them and send
out a handful because it's really expensive to test every
single sample of p but that they tell people you're
gonna get a drug test, and a lot of people
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just dime themselves out before it even happens, like, oh, well,
I was at a party and other people were smoking.
Oh really, is that what happened? A lot of times,
it's like a mental game. So just take the drug test.
Don't get scared, don't turn yourself in. Just take the
drug tests. You never know, right, God, can you imagine
if heart, if I heared drug tests? Oh my god,
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forget it. I remember when I started as an intern,
they sat me down and gave me a talk about
like the roles, and handed me some giant handbook and
they specifically said, oh, and so you know, we don't
drug test here. I'm like, why would you tell me that?
Why that's so stupid. Remember I told you guys a
story about the time I was I was interviewing for
a job in Kansas City. I think I wrote this
about this in the book, and I went, I was
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sitting in the lobby of this radio station and it
says right there, all applicants will be drug tested. And
I'm like, they even put a sign up saying and
so I immediately said to the program Dugs, I said,
I gotta be honest with you. And then he said uh.
And then he said, well, you know, here's what we'll do.
(26:00):
I'll give you time to clear your system out. What
do you do? Smoke potamot? And I then sat there
I went, you know what, I don't want to work
for you if you're gonna drug test me. Look, you
know that terrible scary. I heard about the old older
days of radio, and you know it's it's funny because
your book even touches on it about all the drugs
(26:20):
and the chaos and the craziness that went on. But
I I saw on YouTube or I heard this clip
from like nineteen sixties, like like Popular Top forty popular radio,
and the DJs were legit talking a mile a minute.
It was like Cousin Brucie and like the nineteen sixties
and a little bit, and I'm like, is this drug induced?
(26:41):
Or is this how they've normally? I was fascinated by it.
It's hard to tell sometimes. I mean the day it
was a whole you may not have survived a right. So, uh,
we have LEXI on line one works at a clinic
that does testing. Ah, you test every single sample. Lexi.
(27:02):
First of all, good morning, good morning, good morning. So
what were you What were you saying to Nate Um?
I was saying, the technology that we used to test
drug tests is super sensitive. So even if you do
try and cheat, odds are that it's going to catch
you and send it out anyway. Um, But we test
every sample that we get. It's just a matter of
(27:24):
what your company wants and where it gets sent to. Right.
I think Gandhi was saying, there are some companies that
don't send all the samples in. They just send some, right,
So you know I don't. Yeah, but that's never been
my experience. It just depends on where can that clinic
that test drug test well. But if I decided that
here on the ELVI Straight Morning Show, I'm going to
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tell them I'm going to drug test them all, but
only sends you to how would you know that I
didn't send some See what I'm saying, we have a
list of people that the company sends us. Say, so
people come in to get drug tested, unless you're like
I've never had a company that or rather I work
at a clinic where the company send their people in. Oh, Yeah,
here's what we do. If you test negative, here, we
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fire you. We let you right. It's not the discretion
of the company. Lexi's on the phoe. She says that
you don't have any pot in your system. Let him go.
They're dead weight to be well, Alexi, Look, thank you
for listening to us. I hope you have a good
day at work today. And uh and uh god, do
you know what I think I'm gonna get out of radio.
(28:28):
I'm going to drug testing a lot of interesting people,
that's for sure. It's a pleasure speaking with you. Thank
you very much for calling in. We appreciate it. Yes,
thank you. Here you go. What was your question, Nate?
I was going to ask that, Nate. Oh, I just
wanted to know if they use urine every time or
if you do something else? Oh my hair? Yeah, like
(28:51):
what else? Pooh? I don't know. I haven't had a
drug testing forever. What are you eating? Power up trail?
You know what? I want to thank you Nate for
taking the range yesterday. Obviously that's why your phone and
get in today to be here. Oh, it's easy with
Danielle and Gandhi, they make it easy. Well, yesterday it
(29:13):
was God I rarely take days off at it. Yeah,
I needed yesterday, I need it today off Is it
too Latin? Yeah? I already awake. Well, it's debatable. People
are asking how Uncle Johnny is doing this morning. Uncle
Johnny is resting and they are doing everything they can
to give his body a break so they can try
to get his heart back in line with where it
(29:34):
needs to be. And uh, but he is asleep. I'm
wondering if his phone is plugged in because I just
sent him I sent him a little test heart last
night and it said that it was delivered, And I
just sent another one a few moments ago and it
was delivered as well. So I don't know if his
phone is just sitting there accepting messages. I don't know.
(29:56):
Maybe it's plugged in. Like you said, you never know,
you could be, could be anyway. So thoughts and prayers please.
I know you hear that that term all the time,
but really, we really could use some prayers for Uncle Johnny. Yeah,
he could use your prayers. He's always been there for us,
so let's be there for him. Danielle. Yeah, let's get
your first report of the day in here. What's going
on all right? So They took a bunch of people.
(30:18):
They hooked them up to heart monitors to see how
many beats per minute to when watching certain movies, and
they decided what was the scariest horror movie of all times?
So I'll give you the top five. Number five was
Paranormal Activity Hereditary Gandhi, which scares you comes in a
number four, so scary. The Conjuring, which scares me comes
in at number three. Number two was Insidious but Scary
(30:41):
Hit the Music. Number one is Sinister. Sinister is supposed
to be the scariest horror movie of all time. The
movie came back out in twenty twelve, so maybe you
want to watch that this week. Scary Person might be good. Yes,
I don't know. I gotta look at it. But that's good.
(31:02):
You know, we definitely know it's not Huby Halloween. That
is not the scariest movie all the time. Although Gandhi
and I loved it, so I liked, yeah, I did.
We're flipping by it, and I said should we? I said, Alex,
this is supposed to be like the worst movie ever.
Should we watch it? He's like, nah, but it's so stupid.
It's fun. It's like comfort Adam Sandler. Yeah, you don't
(31:23):
expect some type of Oscar winning movie here, but it's
pretty funny. Harry Styles got a new haircut and it
was like, oh my gosh, Harry Style got a new haircut.
That's what it was like. So it's similar to the
haircut he had when he did Dunk Kirk, remember that movie.
So it's trending now hashtag dunk Kirk Harry So that's
trending because that's what he looks like. Cardi B has
(31:44):
decided to get rid of Twitter for now. She um said,
you know, since she reconciled with Offset, there's been too
many tools online just controlling her, and she's done with it,
and so she deactivated her account for now. Just a
little tibid for you. When Daniel rat Cliff got the
role of Harry Potter, he was only eleven years old, right,
and his parents were so proud of him. They gave
(32:07):
him a special tree. He was able to stay up
an extra half hour past his bedtime to celebrate. I
thought that was so cute. I thought that was so cute.
And you guys, remember when Martha Stewart was in prison
all those years ago. So she and Rosie O'Donnell weren't
very good friends, but Rosie had asked to come and
see her in prison, which she thought was kind of
(32:27):
strange but okay. So she went there and she asked her,
she was what's the one thing you missed the most?
And and Martha said, the flavor of lemon. She missed
the flavor of lemon. So the flavor of it was
fresh lemon. So so Rosie says, I wish I had known,
I would have shoved some up my privates and snug
(32:48):
it in for you. Um. But when Martha did get
out of a prison, Rosie had left a capri lemon
tree from Italy on her front porch for her as
like a welcome home gift. So, yeah, there is a
hocus poke It's reunion about to happen. It's not only
it's called inserts of the Sanderson Sisters. It's gonna happen
on Halloween. And you got a Google to see where
you can get your tickets so you can watch that
(33:10):
because that's going to be exciting. Um. Adam Sandler's Jubi
Halloween is on. If you haven't seen it, you really
should watch you with the kids. It's just fun. The
Bachelorette is on World series. We got the Raising, the Dodgers,
a little of the voice in Little People, Big World,
and that's my Daniellow point. Hey, so you're talking about
a reunion of the Focus Focus. Yeah, so that's Bette
Midler and Uh Sarah, Jessica Parker, Kathy and Jimmie Jamie. Yeah.
(33:35):
Isn't that Huloueen? Isn't that Bette Midler's yearly Uh fundraiser?
Oh so maybe that's what it's tour because you have
to buy the ticket. Yeah, it's a fundraiser for New
York City's parks and Alex and I are We're we're
being honored or something. Oh that's cool. So I have
a ticket I can watch. Oh that's awesome. I love
hocus Pocus. This is one of my favorite movies of
(33:57):
all time. Yeah. Same, that's gonna be awesome. It's gonna
be great. So it's on Halloween. So that's you mean?
Give you something to do? Lee is online? Three? Hi,
good morning guy, Well hello, Lee, what's going on with you? Oh?
I just wanted to call to see if straight name
the guys in the studio got my snack pack and
I thought of Danielle because it's a Halloween snack pack.
(34:18):
To them, what was in it? It was a bunch
of different things. There was like forty five different items
in this. I can't even tell you why. I think.
Scotty Bee says that he did receive it. Scotty, did
you get Lee's a snack? Look at that all the
stuff you sent AMAZONI is my friend. What did she
(34:39):
send of Scottie? Well, I want to try these zzs
Strawberry Grahams. I've never seen these before and they look
very interesting. And some popcorn and cheese it's and pirates
booty and goldfish and popcorn balls and granola bars and
Lee kinds of stuff. Thank you for saying, because I
know the guys at the studios were in need of
some new snacks for the snacks they had were no
erie scary at them all. I think there's a conspiracy
(35:02):
here because this is the first time hearing that new
snacks have arrived. Oh my god, Lee, they didn't tell Scotti,
I mean scary, they kept the secret. What Nate? Can
I clarify this? Because I opened the box early this
morning and is there Scotty And I'm like, hey, I'm
gonna put it out with the rest of the snacks,
and he he goes, no, we got to go through it
(35:23):
before Scary gets all Yeah, you guys are so rude
because you can take the good ones and it doesn't
matter what you leave. He's gonna eat whatever. Original He
didn't send you that, but you know Scary as the
kind of guy that would like take one bite out
of every oreo in the package just to keep the
(35:43):
keep everyone else out of them. Lee, you're so kind.
Thank you for taking care of Scary, Scotti and Nate.
They needed some new snacks. Yeah, and it's the Sam
she's in the studio as well. I am all right, Lee,
you have a beautiful day. Thanks for thinking of the
guy I want you is a beautiful day as well.
All my love and total tons of positive energy for
(36:05):
Uncle Johnny and a slap on. They took it for
Froggy but getting through his recovery so he loves a
good ass slap. You have a beautiful day. Thank you
so much too. Bye, Thank you. Yeah, there you go.
It's Scary got some new snacks. Ya. Just don't videotape me,
(36:27):
please don't like secretly record me, because that's I can't
promise you. Hey, you know what, well, let's talk about that.
You know that that writer for the New Yorker, I
believe also CNN correspondent Jeff is it Jeff Tubin? Is
that his nah who was caught biddling himself in a
zoom meeting? He was playing with Tuben. You can't do
(36:48):
that when that's your last name. Come on, can't you wait?
Why is there such a hurry like I need to
slip one in between zoom meetings? Right? I don't know.
I read a couple of different theories about what happened,
one saying that he was actually on not one, but
two calls and he thought that the one call had
(37:10):
been muted and the video was shut off, so he
was continuing on with the other. So that's how true
any of that is. But a lot of us have
been living in zoom rooms for seven months. I know
that something embarrassing has happened to someone me. I say
no to zoom rooms. So therefore you you've seen nothing? Yeah,
do you think there's a fetish? Could there be like
(37:30):
a zoom room fetish where you're you know, like that's
what you go to zoom rooms and you just start
doing it, whacking it. If you look at us now
in our zoom room, you can't really see below the breasts.
I mean down below. I could be naked. I could
have people down there doing stuff to me. Trust me,
I don't. But this guy got caught, so yeah, scary, embarrassing.
(37:55):
We caught, We keep him, we keep catching him eating
things like yeah, yeah, doesn't think we're wanting You caught
the bottom of my chin and I'm shoveling eminem's into
my mouth and then Gandhi is like literally holding the
phone up to the screen taping me. And now this
video has surfaced with a side by side, right, Yeah,
I found a groundhog that eats exactly like you do.
(38:17):
So I had to make a little split screen just
to see if in fact that it did, and it does.
Just caught eating snacks is one thing, right, being caught,
you know, you know, it's another exactly like if you're
eating snacks and doing that, who always say, don't do
(38:37):
it while you're eating cheetos. It'll turn your thing orange?
All the evidence all right? Uh yes, oh no, let's
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(39:19):
you buy? Should I just play the sound or should
I tell you what it is? Yeah? Watch, well, listen
to this. Okay, this is what I bought at the store.
It's our new favorite thing, cushion. Did you get Brandon
with it yet? I'm sorry? Oh yeah, I tried. I
(39:43):
set him up and everything. I blew it up. I
placed it under a couch cushion and I got him
to go sit on the cushion, and my dumb ass
didn't realize the cushion would muffle the sound, so it
came out as like, oh, from far away, I know
he didn't even hear him. That's the thingion, You only
have one shot that's it. Sheldy did this to me
in the summertime. We were with all our friends down
(40:03):
the shore and they all called me out. All of
them were in on it, and they're all like, hey, Danielle,
come out. Oh no, no no, sit over here, come sit
over here. And it was the biggest fart town you've
ever I was like, really, really, really, Gandhi, how does
it work with you and Brandon? Is it now his
turn to try to get you somehow? Oh? He already
(40:25):
tried to get me yesterday. Well, I wasn't kind of
like an ornerary mood, so I came home from the
grocery store and I realized he was taking a bath,
So I tried to bust in the door and scare
him while he was in the bathtub, but he was
already out and dried off and the tub was draining.
So he picked me up with all my clothes on
and put me in the top. So that's cool. It
was now my turn to seek vengeance again, even though
(40:47):
I started all of it. Still, Yeah, yeah, I'm good
luck with that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, what's up, scary?
Did you guys ever play with fart spray when you
were kids? We had this. It was called and it
smelled just like that, and my friends would just be
sitting there, would be together in a room and someone
would just be like and like that. No one would know.
That would be all of a sudden it would be like,
(41:08):
oh my god, this is nasty, but yeah, better than
better than the whoopee cushion in an our little circle
of friends. Well yeah, but just use the real thing,
you don't you can just my vegetarian friends will put
anyone to shame, any of that fark spray. They got it? Yeah,
(41:29):
oh god, you sent me something a second called ganda.
Let me find it and you're oh The nine habits
of highly unlikable people? So love this? Oyah, I saw this.
I'm like, oh, how many of these nine things? Am I? Right?
So let's go through this. This is from On the
Couch Lessons in What Not to Do. Loud Obnoxi is
(41:50):
fascinated by their own views. Pick a fight with anyone? Types?
Do we know anyone like that? I do gossip, backstabberds. Okay.
The nine habits of highly unlikable people. Number one, they
complain a lot. Oh yeah, that's moan, yep and bitch
and moan with no purpose. Like I understand if you're
complaining about something and you have a solution, that's great.
But if you just complain about something to complain, that's
(42:12):
toxic and it drives everyone insane. Yeah, some people just
have to hear themselves complain. They give they take joy
in it. Number two, they judge others harshly. They've kind
of bell is that that is like that bell has
seen better days, judging the bell harshly. We are these
people judging others harshly. They have strong opinions on what
(42:35):
others are doing, deciding and being. Their words show they
don't believe there's space for all sorts of people in
views in the world. They just start judging. Okay, we
know those. Number three they use statements, not questions. They
don't listen. Instead, they wait for a gap in the
conversation and then they just say something to throw you off,
Like my favorite is you know what your problem is?
(42:55):
That's terrible. I have a friend who makes blanket statements
about like entire gender, so he'll be like, well, the
thing about girls is I'm like, oh, please tell me
about girls. Tell me about myself. Man's playing Number four
on the list of nine things that make you awful.
Oh my gosh. They divide to rule. This is very important,
and this is going on. We see it every day
(43:17):
in the news. Their relationship splitters, so instead of bringing
people together and collaborating, they deconstruct other relationships. They'll play
one person off against the other. Yeah, oh, that's terrible.
I felt like that was my middle school to high
school girl friendships with some people. Oh yeah, their ego bound.
(43:37):
Their ego jumps in the way of everything. They seek
to impress people by dropping names and achievements. They try
to align themselves with others successes to come across as
clever and wise. But in the end, a big ego
only makes you popular with yourself. The coolest people will
do their thing without need or demand for recognition and praise. Yes, right,
(43:57):
Number six on the list of things that prove that
you're a awful They spread rumors. Oh, I'm the worst
type of person. Why would you do that, jackass? My
pet peeve is number seven. They cannot empathize. I am
such a believer in the need to have empathy. Trying
(44:20):
to walk in other people's shoes. Yes, yeah, see what
they're going through before you start slicing them in half.
You need to be able to able to emphasize, to empathize.
They goad others. People specialize in winding people up. Oh
we all know those people, the lighter fluid in the
(44:40):
situation you're like, oh god, here it comes. And finally
they don't follow through on promises. Oh you are Those
are the nine things of highly unlikable people. The nine
habits of highly unlikable people. Oh man, every habit that
you read just made like me get goosebumps because I
hate all of those things. Well, you know, there are
(45:02):
times when we all have our weaknesses and have our
moments where we're not the best people on our own,
you know. So maybe if you see a little of
yourself in any of those things, you can work on it,
you know. Yep, I'll start tomorrow. I don't want to
start today. But anyway, do you have someone on the phone. Nate, Nate, Nate,
(45:24):
how are you now? Are are you? I'm doing well?
You seem very quiet today? Oh no, just just going
through phone calls here. I missed that list. Can you
go through that list again? I will send it to
Gandhi's gonna send you a call. Fantast Maybe we'll post
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going on? All right? President Trump's campaign manager says that
he is ready and willing to debate Joe Biden, even
(46:05):
with new rules about muting microphones. The Debate Commission is
going to mute the microphones of the candidate who is
not speaking during opening segments of each topic on Thursday's debate.
Trump's team says that they want to see more discussion
on foreign policy. Biden's campaign responded that he has already
agreed that the moderator will pick the subjects to debate
on and they will stick to it. The Senate will
(46:25):
return to session, despite an effort from the minority leader
to adjourn until after the election, Republicans shot down Chuck
Schumer's request to stop work until November ninth, which would
have pushed Amy Coney Barrett's Supreme Court confirmation until after
the presidential election. Schumer argues that it has been the
most rushed and most partisan nomination process in history. And finally,
(46:45):
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we would, maybe we wouldn't. Would you clone your animal
if they passed away? An Iowa woman says that she's
done it with her cat. Doctors transferred the embryo developed
from the cat's tissue into a get cat. Apparently it's
a process similar to in vitro fertilization. And now mister
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(47:09):
than the original cats. And those are your three things.
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A lot people are texting and wanting to know how
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Froggy's doing and how Uncle Johnny's doing. Frog. He is
doing so well. He is, he is winning, he's winning
the race. He is sounding great, he's looking good. He's
got a great outlook on his aneurysm and what it
did to his life and how it changed his life.
And it's Froggy's fantastic. You guys want to Yeah, And
(49:21):
the fact is he wants to help other people because
he's been doing so much research now and he is
getting together with his surgeon and other people, and he
has all these meetings and he is going to try
and really educate people on aneurysms and how scary they
really are and how you could have one right now
and not know it. And it's just awesome, Like he's
(49:42):
just got this passion behind him, and he sounded so
amazing on the phone, and his speech just and even
looks good. Looks he's so cute. It's so shocking to
me how far he's come in a week from I mean,
he's sent me video of the procedure that he was
going to have done and how it worked, and it
is shocking. And the fact that he's just up and
walking around and making jokes and trying to work and
(50:04):
do all that stuff. It's crazy to me. Good for him,
I'm so happy. Yeah, we could not be blessed with
a better Froggy. He's great. Yeah, Uncle Johnny. Look, Uncle
Johnny is seventy eight years old. He has a history
of heart issues. He's had bypasses, he's had stints, He's
had a lot of work over the years done to
his heart and new valves and everything. So he was
(50:31):
out here with us, spent the weekend with us. We
had a great weekend. Two weekends ago, he got back
to the city and he just wasn't feeling right. He
wasn't feeling well, so he was running a fever. But
like Johnny, you need to go to the doctor. He
went to the doctor. He went to the hospital and
he was running a fever and they couldn't figure out why,
and as it turns out, his blood was full of bacteria.
(50:53):
He had an infected blood basically, and so they admitted
him into the hospital and he was running fever at
one hundred and four degrees and his heart just wasn't working,
and they determined that's what's going on. His heart was
pumping at twenty percent probably, so his body wasn't getting
the blood it needed. He was dizzy, he was retaining fluid,
(51:16):
and so he kept getting worse and worse, and so
they said, well, we're gonna go ahead and we're going
to install a defibrillator on your heart because it needs help,
but we can't do that until you get rid of
this infection in your blood. And he just couldn't get
rid of it, and he was getting worse and worse,
(51:37):
and they got to the point where God was Sunday Sunday. Sunday,
Alex and I went to see him at the hospital,
and we decided I would go in first and then
I would leave, and then Alex has been all the
time in the world with him, so I went first. Unfortunately,
that was a bad idea. Because you know, Alex has
(51:58):
known Uncle Johnny for over twenty years, half over half
his life. So I saw Uncle Johnny and they were
getting ready to leave the room. They're saying, well, we're
taking him into an emergency procedure. We have to put
a pump in his body to help him circulate blood.
And I spoke with Uncle Johnny. He was very weak.
He said, I love you, and he held my hand
and said, please tell Alex I love him. And he
(52:22):
looked at me in the eye and he said, they
tell me I may die. And I said, Johnny, you
you're not going anywhere. Just do what they tell you
to do, okay. So they took him away, and that's
the last time I saw him. And he's recovering slowly.
He's just suspended. He's they have him asleep. They're trying
to get his body well. His kidneys aren't functioning. They
(52:45):
had to hook him up to dialysis, and so he's
what they call he's just cruising along. They're trying to
get his body to act like his body should be acting,
and his heart back to where it needs to go
before they can fix it. And it's just not going
in the best of direction, right now. So that's where
(53:06):
we are. They call me and they tell me what's
going on. And we talked to the doctors yesterday and
he is just in suspension mode. They're just trying to
get his body to respond to everything they're doing. And
that's it. There's Uncle Johnny. So you know, we're just
kind of in a wait and see thing. I sent
(53:27):
him another heart to his phone and it came back again.
It was red, not red, but it was it was delivered.
So you know what, I think, great thoughts and send
your send your love to Uncle Johnny. We have so
many people listening. And you know what, when Froggy was
going through a very very serious, serious operation with his
(53:48):
aneurism several weeks ago, we see how the power of
prayer and the power of warm thoughts changed and saved him.
I'm convinced it was a part of it. And I'll
be convinced that we can send all the love we
can send to Johnny as well. Yeah, and there you
have it. Um, So if you're just turning us on,
please don't don't ask for me to repeat that it was.
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what would you do? I'd be upset? All right, Danielle,
did today's phone tap? Will blame her? All right? Thank
the email says so. Jeremy says his wife Stephanie was
going to a guy of cologist who and she thought
he was a bit shady, so they changed doctors. Well,
we're gonna call her and tell her that he was
shady and that he was taking pictures of her special places.
(56:15):
This scares me. It could happen. Here we go. Today's
phone tap, kind of creepy. Hello him a steak to
Stephanie Thad Please Hi Stephanie, This is Detective Sigmund. How
are you doing this afternoon? Detective Sigmund, do you have
a few seconds? Um? Kind of okay? What is this inference?
This is in reference to a doctor. Okay, okay, were
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you a patient of his. We're looking into some stuff
that was going on with doctor nim Ver. We found
some pictures on the internet. We've had a bad feeling
about him, and I left him. But are you kidding me?
I mean you made a decision to leave him because
you thought something wasn't right. Yeah, okay, because we didn't
care for him. What I have in front of me
(56:59):
is pictures from the internet. Um. Of I'm guessing it's
his patients and stirrups. Now, I'm not kidding in the
changing room put out. There are no faces on the pictures,
but there are names underneath the pictures. And that's why
I'm calling you because your name is on one of
the pictures. Oh my god, I have a picture of
(57:20):
a brunette here with a sunflower on her lower back.
That's me, and well that's what it says. It says
definitie thad underneath it. So my name is on the internet.
Your name is on the internet. There is I have
no clothes on, You have no clothes on. You're in
the stirrups. Oh my god? All right, can I meet
with you or something? This is I'm horrified right now.
We can definitely meet the doctor. I've talked to him
(57:41):
already and he's insisting that everyone signed something that says
Why would I sign something to say you can stick me.
I'm a mother of three children. Why would I want
my my What would that do for me? I don't understand,
you know, to be honest, some of the other women
get a kick out to go into their gynecologists. Don't
ask me why. I hate going where. I don't even
(58:03):
know what to say right now. I need your name
and number and I need to like talk to my
husband and call you back because I'm just so like horrified.
So they decided I'm like completely horrified right now. Yeah,
I will be joking on one second, because I'm like
in the middle of nursing my baby. Okay, sorry about that.
Hold on, I just gotta put her down. I'm glad
we don't have pictures of that on the internet. Take
(58:23):
the baby from me, please, And as of right now,
you know you don't understand. I'm going to call my
husband and he's gonna think I'm joking. Would you like
me to conference him in and I can we can
tell him together, Um, if you can do that, Yeah, okay,
hold on one second, Okay, I'm gonna conference him. Hold on,
she detective, she's coolly from the Manhattan office. Old women
(58:44):
who said they find a release dating it was okay,
Why would do that? She said? Someone then get us
for all out of it? Is this, mister Thoad, Hi,
mister Thad, my name is Detective Sigmund Jared. It's not
a joke. I have your wife obviously on the phone
with me. What is this about doctor nimovirv being investigated
for putting pornographic pictures of his patients on the internet
(59:06):
and your wife and your watch. It's not a joke.
That's why I had her conference you in. We found
pictures of your wife on the internet sitting in the
starups getting your gynecological visit. I asked your wife if
she signed any papers that gave him permission to put
pictures of you on the web. Permission. Well, I don't
know what I said, Hans. So apparently some women did
(59:28):
sign releases saying it was over did too, No, No,
of course I didn't that. She said that some women
admitted to signing papers saying it was okay if you're
embarrassed to say that you signed permission because your husband
is on the phone. No, first of all, why in
God's name what would that do for me? I got
a little bit of an impression before when I was
(59:49):
talking to you that you were holding something back from me,
and you didn't really want to tell me. There's nothing
that I would ever keep from my husband. First of all,
he knows that we got to meet with you because
I can't have this conversation on the phone up. All right, Well,
then I'll just tell you you've been phone tapped. That
is not funny. This is Danielle Naro from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, and you just got phone taps.
How are you suck? You are such an there we
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What do you do? I'm up, I'm on my way
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All right, Danielle, let's get into the Danielle Report. What
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do you got going on this hour? Gary? Please put
in the Britney Spears sound for me, Boyar story and
Cardie B. There's Cardi B sound too. Thank you? All right,
So let's talk about holiday. Shaving her head. This woman
looks good no matter what the heck she does her head.
She is so beautiful. Shaved her head, but she shaved
her head before, so we've seen her before. She looked
(01:02:27):
so good. Dammilvano Um spent the last few days and
Joshua Tree, and she said that she's had contact with
some Aliens witnessed some UFO. She posted some video on
her social I don't know if you've seen it. So, um,
that's going on right there. I mean, Nate, you should
contact Demmy Lavano because didn't Nate have an experience with
the UFO. Didn't he thought he was abducted? Didn't he
(01:02:51):
the very least was probed. Yeah, yeah, now we know
what's going on there. Britney Spears' latest post is worrying people,
Like now, I know there's a rumor that the people
in charge of her are giving her scripts to read
like she's at an audition and that's why she's acting
the way that she's acting. I don't know, that's just
one theory out there. Um. So the latest post, she's
(01:03:13):
in a bikini and she's giving us the five most
important things to bring to a beach. And here's what
it sounds like. So this is the exact same dating
suit I wore like three days ago to the beach.
But I said, hey, why not give it another shot?
But while I'm at it, I just want to let
you guys know the five most important things that you
need to bring when you go to the beach. A towel, oil, sunscreen,
(01:03:36):
a dog and a hat. I'm gonna go to my
jacuzzi now, yeah, okay, so I'm not missing something. No, no,
you're not. We're all missing something. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah. Anyway,
some sad news. Jeff Bridges has revealed that he's been
diagnosed with lymphoma UM. He revealed it on Twitter. He's
(01:03:59):
starting treat and says the problemosis is good, so of
course our thoughts and prayers are there. So I don't
know if you saw Hoda talking to Gwen Stefani yesterday,
So there's been this rumor that Gwen and Blake Shelton
we're gonna get married for the longest time. So Hoda
was talking about how you know, the pandemic has put
things on hold. So she said, so what's happening with
the wedding? So Gwenn was like, ah, well, the good
(01:04:22):
news is we like each other. I don't know, We'll
see what happens, you know, you know what I'm saying.
So did a confirm or deny she's getting married? But
a Holda totally put her on the spot. So it
was interesting. Cardi b is done with Twitter. She's pissed
off and if you want to hear. You don't have
that sound scary sound of Cardi is not in It's
(01:04:44):
not's what it is. I don't see it. Okay. Well, anyway,
she says she's done because you know, she's back with
OFFSET and people are being tools and they're they're you know,
being mean to her and trolling her, and she's done
with it. So she has deactivated her account. The ella
for Chadwick Boseman's last film, Ma Rainey's Black Um Black
Bottom is coming to Netflix December eighteenth. But like I said,
(01:05:08):
if you would like to see the trailer it is out.
It looks like it's going to be something really good
tonight on television. The Bachelorette, World Series, The Raise, and
the Dodgers. You've got the Voice, Little People, Big World,
And of course there's a Louis Adam Sandler's Hube Halloween
over Netflix. It's sty I may break down and watch
that grect It's it's so dumb. It's good really, And
(01:05:29):
that's what Danielle report. At least we know what we're getting,
right Yeah yeah, hey, uh wow, here we go. We're
gonna take a break. But I want you to be
a favor when the song's playing. You have like what
we have? Like? What how many time do we come back?
So we have twelve minutes? Oki, Yeah, you have twelve
minutes to do something. I want you to either text
or call someone and tell him you love them. Do it.
(01:05:50):
Just one person to say, hey, Elvis told me to
call you and tell you I'll love you. Just do it.
People people need love right now. All right, so you
all have things to do. Let's take a break. We're
back after this. This is this is Iana Grande. Hey,
what's up a policy? What's up? Guys? I'm Khalid with
Alvis Duran. Alvis Dan in the morning Chef Halloween isn't canceled.
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It's on HBO Max. From the mind of Ruald Dahl,
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HBO Max gives You The Witches, starring Anne Hathaway and
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(01:06:31):
and thanks for listening in the morning. Shown listen to
like every morning. I love listening to Alvin. It's just
so great to every single want to Elvis Duran in
(01:06:54):
the Morning show. Is it really pharmacists week? Is it? Oh? Maybe?
You know? Thank you very very important. Thank you to
our pharmaceutical friends. We need you gotten. One day we're
going to compile the list of everyone we need the essentials.
It's you know, ever since pandemic hit, it's all been
about that word, the essentials. And there's so many thank
(01:07:17):
you for what you're whatever you're doing today, look yourself
in the mirror and go God, you are essential. We
need you. Thank you so much. Uh, let's see a
lot of people asking how Uncle Johnny's doing. Uncle Johnny,
I will give you some more news on him in
a little bit. I just went on for an hour.
I'll go on in another hour for an hour, but
not yet. Not doing well since your positive vibes. And
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you know what, to all my friends who have been
sending me messages saying they've they're lighting candles from Uncle Johnny,
I must tell you I'm not Catholic. I'm not from
a religion that lights candles. Let's talk about lighting candles
because it sounds like a cool thing. It since every
time I know that something sad's going on because a
candle is being ignited, I lit a candle for you today.
(01:08:02):
I'm like, oh, thank you, Daniel. Yep. I like candles
all the time in church. Yeah, yeah, it's just I
think it's just well, usually have to put a little
donation in the in the bucket when you light the candle.
But it's just a way to like hopefully get extra
prayers out there into the universe, you know, just you know,
you can do a regular prayer in church, but then
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lighting a candle is just like it's yeah, it's a
representation of the person and the candles lit and you
see it and you push the button and you're like, Okay,
this represents Uncle Johnny and all my thoughts and prayers
are here. It's just sending out extra positive vibes into
the universe and to God and stuff like that. So
I like to light them. I sometimes I just light
them for my family or if there's a test that
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I'm about to get at the doctor's office, or you know,
I go in and I light them and just you know,
hope for the best with things. I think it's beautiful,
you know what. I will. In college, I took a
theology class. I took several levels of theology, and of
course it was just just you open the book and
choose your religion, you know. I mean we've studied all
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as many religions as we could. Yeah, and I just
thought that every religion I studied had something so beautiful
about it that was yeah significant for that particular belief.
And uh, I love that. It's an intention. It's like
your intention for that person, right. The thing? You know,
you know, you travel around Europe back in the days
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we could travel through Europe, and you visit these beautiful,
beautiful cathedrals and you see you see people making a
bee line to the candles, Gonna go there first, get
that done. So if you've decided to light a candle
for Uncle Johnny or for anyone today, thank you. And
then we all need a candle. We all need a
candle to light, and we all need a someone to
light our candle. There I said it. With that said,
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why are you look at that smile on Gandhi's face.
I have a beautiful smile today? What what's what's what's
lighting you up? Just all of you? I know that
the basically we're dealing with some sad stuff right now,
and it's nice to be able to start every morning
off with all of you and lift our spirits at
least for a short amount of time. Like when I
get messages from listeners saying that we turned their day around.
(01:10:11):
Sometimes I want to write back and be like, hey,
they turned my day around today too, and you guys
are all doing that, so I love you. Oh, thank you? Goody.
What do you want to borrow money? Do you need? Yes?
I was going to ask for organs later. If anyone
has a part of a liver, I might Yeah. What
about you, Nate? You have a nice, big smile on
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your face. What's what's going on with you? I don't know.
I you know, is much tough stuff as we're going
through lately. I just feel like we're so resilient. I
think Froggy is a perfect example of that. Yeah, you
know very much. He went through something so terrible and
then yesterday he's texting me pictures. You know, a week
ago he was in the hospital having brain surgery, and
(01:10:52):
yesterday he's texting me pictures of laxatives and stool softeners
that he's taken. Yes, like, he's back. He pooped twice yesterday.
He was set. It was too We can imagine how
pooping for like, no, no, no, my gosh. Well, we
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had a conversation yesterday about suppositories, like, I don't know,
how do you have far up? Do I have to push?
He's like, you put on a glove, he you know,
put a towel on the floor. I mean, what do
you You're not giving birth, You're just gonna get it
in there. I guess, I don't know. And he was
making fun of Lisa yesterday. When he starts making fun
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of Lisa and the dirty jokes come, he's getting back
to normal, right, I tell you you guys are laughing.
But if you're in the hospital or you've gone through
something like Froggy went through, like you are praying to
go to the bathroom, and when you go, when you
sit down and nothing comes out, it is the most
disappointing feeling in the world because you just need to go,
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you know, your body needs to get that stuff out
of there. We'll try having a baby, try having a baby,
and then they're like, what you really need? You're scared,
popeless to go because I've tried. I've tried to have
a baby because it hurts, and like if you have
stitches down there, you're like, oh, I don't know what
to do it. How did this conversation get into this
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if Scary wanted to say something, no, no, no no,
I'm just saying it was. It is remarkable how far
Froggy has come. I had. I had a similar I'm
not going to go into the details, but I had
a similar conversation with him on Saturday for about an
hour and we were just talking and joking and I'm like,
oh my god, Froggy is so back. But you know,
and it had to do with more of what we
talked about on the air yesterday. With Froggy for fifteen minutes.
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Now I know the difference between my relax and ducal
ax again. It's going back to poop again. Can we stop? Sorry?
I apologize. Oh my gosh, I tell you what for
everyone who's texting in and asking about Uncle Johnny. Because
everyone's turning us on at different times, I'm going to
post something Elvis at Elvis Dury on Instagram. Give me
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a few moments after we uh, you know, take a
break in a minute, and now I'll put it there.
Because we can't tell the story over and over and
over and over again. Yeah we could, but you know,
there's more we need to get to today's it's a
sad story. It's a very serious story, and I will
share on Instagram in just a little while. You know,
we haven't gone around the room. What's on your minds today? Look, Scary,
(01:13:23):
has the music ready to go? We'll start with you, Scary.
What are you thinking about? Well? Thank you Instagram. I
think Instagram tried to make it easier for us to
send messages between Instagram and Facebook by combining inboxes where
you could yeah, apparently you could go now to your
Instagram inbox, your dmbox and message your friends on Facebook.
(01:13:45):
So they're like kind of like interchangeable. But what I
think that really does is not make things easier. It
further complicates the situation because you don't know what's being
sent where, and now you're gonna be feeling obligated to
respond to people over to platforms when you're really lugged
into just one. So I see what you did their Instagram,
thank you, but no, thank you? Okay, you've spoken. This
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really isn't combining my inboxes between Facebook. This is throwing
your Scary and Instagram. Hey Nate, what's up with you today?
I didn't expect you to come to me Elvis. Okay, okay,
I would like to apologize to Scary in advance, but
we laugh all the time about Scary eating all day long.
(01:14:31):
The other day we were all in the zoom room.
He thought he was going to pull one over on
us by shutting off the lights and continuing to eat
right in front of the camera. So I recorded it.
And then yesterday, as I was scrolling through my timeline,
I found a groundhog and it eats exactly like Scary.
So I had to make a side by side and
I posted it on my Instagram. It's in the story.
If you want to go see exactly what Scary looks
like next to the groundhog. Do it. I'm sorry, Scary,
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but it makes me laugh really hard. Okay, I could
take it. I was sitting here with Alex, we were
having we were having a really sad moment yesterday, and
he says, what the hell is this from Gandhi exactly
what we need right now? How are you doing today?
What's on your I was doing? Okay. I learned yesterday
you never really know what you're capable of until you
have to take care of it. So I am. I
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hate Gore. I don't like Gore. Or a blood and
I never want to see it. When someone's like I
hurt myself, you want to pick no. But yesterday I
was driving home and I saw on an intersection corner
that and a very older gentleman had tripped over a
street sign and he had a rag. He was holding
his forehead. It was clearly he was bleeding from his
forehead a lot. So I pulled over the car and
(01:15:36):
I went to make sure he was okay, and he was.
He was with it and everything, and he just said,
I'm just most worried that I'm going to need stitches.
So I took a deep breath and I said, okay,
let me see. And the guy moved his rag and
I stared into the forehead of gore and doom, and
I examined it and I could tell he didn't need stitches,
but I just wanted to make sure he felt okay.
(01:15:56):
And it was nice of you. We were outside, he
didn't have a mirror, he was alone. Some people can't
do it, they can't look at it. Yeah, if I
if I have a bloody nose, Alex faints. I don't know.
Like he's one of those people who if he sees
someone in pain or if if SE's blood, that's usually me.
His hands get all sweaty. I'm like, I'm the one
(01:16:17):
bleeding over here. I get it. I's like that too,
I think he is, Oh yeah, what's on your mind today?
So every October I feel like I get a brand
new wardrobe. Not that I go shopping, but I pull
out my tub that has all my Halloween t shirts
and sweatshirts and scarves, and I just take them out
of the closet and I opened them up, and I
always forget what I have. Like today, I'm wearing Halloween University,
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and I'm like, oh my gosh, look at this one.
Oh my gosh, look at that. And I get so
excited because it's like a brand new wardrobe. But just
for the month of October, even though I haven't blood
a damn thing. It's fantastic. So I don't know, just
makes me happy, that's all. Gosh. Can you imagine having
to put clothes on to go do something? No? No,
what sweatpants and sweachers? All right, Nate, you've had time
(01:17:03):
to think of something. Okay, Well, were you drinking on
Friday night, Elvis? Did you have a glass of wine? Well,
if it's a night time. Yeah, it's fine. Okay, you
remember what you promised to get me on Friday night? Probably? Okay, See,
this is why I didn't want to bring it up. Well, no,
I mean I don't even if we was ober, I
don't remember that. What I thought maybe you were drinking,
(01:17:24):
which is why what you were saying, Hey, you just
moved in the house. Do you have a grill yet?
Oh no, no, no no, I went. I went shopping for grills. Absolutely. Well,
that's so sweet of you. Okay, what are you accusing
me of doing? No, I didn't know. You know how
everyone's Elvis will say he'll do something, but he's been drinking,
and then he'll he'll sober like what I said. What?
Oh no, I didn't mean that. Invite you on vacation.
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I've learned my lesson on that. No, no, no, we
really want to get you a grill, but I have
to I need to talk to you about your specification. Okay, Well,
thank you. I just wanted to make sure this wasn't
one of those things that you may have forgot. No,
it's better. It's better that we get a grill that's
that's already put together, because it really sucks. I can't.
Oh yeah, Sheldon went to the hospital putting a grill together.
He because his whole hand open so that no, it
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has way to the moving parts. No, no, yes, I
remember offering you a grill. Oh wait, thank you all.
Actually I should say no, I don't. You should have.
This was your opportunity. I gave you the opportunity to
say no, you don't. I have no no, no need
to try to remember what happened. I've talked to you
Friday night. No, I don't remember speaking of you, Nate.
Someone just sent a text saying we have to tell
(01:18:32):
you that Nate did a great job hosting the show yesterday.
Great job. Can I just say, I just do my
best impression of you when I host the show, Right,
that's what I do. I'm sure you are you? No,
I'm Elvis two point zero when I when I host
the show. I don't know if you do. You guys
feel that it's it's not a vocal impression, it's a
(01:18:53):
mannerism in yeah, yeah, what do you mean he sets
the table the same way? Yeah, I try and do
it the way you would do it, so that it
sounds like you're here, except it's a different voice, unless
I mean setting the time. I don't even know how
I do what I do? Do you know, Gandhi, do
you know how you do what you do? I mean,
is there a way for you to write an instruction book?
Clinton said, if you want to do it like me
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and here's what you do. I'd have no idea what
I mean, No, I have no idea. I just kind
of have a what would Elvis do in this situation?
You know, I kind of know that when the caller's
talking like okay, he would interject here and and take
the caller off. Then he would go to Gandhi and
he would reset and say, Danielle, what did you want
to say? That's kind of how I do think. Yeah,
it's like an outline. Every time the microphones open up,
(01:19:36):
there's a layout, and there's we roll things out in
a certain form, and that's how we've come to do
it over the years. Whether you realize that or not, Elvis,
that's what you're so good at it. You don't even
know that's what you're doing. Well, you know what, I guess,
and you know what he doesn't even like you know
how when the cat's away the mouth will play. He
doesn't even do that. He doesn't take advantage of the
(01:19:56):
fact that you're not here. He actually is a good boy.
Whoa look at that. I don't know if that's a
compliment or not a compliment. Thank you for coming in.
You know what, there will be times where I need
to take today off, and it's nice to know that
you guys all work together. Everybody everybody like everybody chips
and honestly, like I didn't realize how how much Froggy
contributes until he wasn't part of the room because I
(01:20:18):
had not guest hosted without him. So he's a huge
part of the show. Everyone is everyone, everybody, everybody. And
with that said, thank you, thank you for thank you
to all of you for a for a doing the
show yesterday. Let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, all Right, the number of
(01:20:38):
coronavirus deaths in the US is now more than two
hundred and twenty thousand. That's more than any other country
in the world, and so far here in the United States,
more than eight point two million cases have been confirmed.
With fall and winter, health experts expect a surgeon infections
and remind you that small private gatherings seem to be
the main cause of the spread as of right now,
and the Midwest is getting hit the hardest. Illinois is
(01:21:00):
now seeing the most cases per day since late in May,
and Chicago is considering additional measures to slow down the
spread of the virus, including bringing back restrictions on businesses.
Pennsylvania will be allowed to extend its deadline for counting
mail in ballots after the election. The US Supreme Court
deadlocked four four Monday on a Republican bid to limit
the time Pennsylvania could tally those ballots. That means that
(01:21:21):
now ballots received as late as November sixth will still
be counted, but they have to be postmarked by the
November third election date or before. Other states may soon
be allowed to do the same thing. And finally, a
front door marijuana delivery service is close to becoming a reality,
and it's set to roll out first in Los Angeles
starting this afternoon, the LA Department of Cannabis Regulation will
(01:21:43):
be accepting license applications for delivery, distribution, plus certain manufacturing
and testing. There will be no limit on the number
of licenses that the county can hand out, and applicants
have to complete certain review processes before putting in for
those licenses. But they're saying that we can expect this
in most of the states where marijuana is legal pretty soon.
And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. Let's
take a break. We're back after this. In the Morning Show, Hey,
(01:22:08):
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(01:22:31):
It's Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Well that's frightening.
I'll say, Danielle, how long ago was it that you
decided to fall in love with Halloween and made the
most important part of your ear says it was a kid.
My mom has always a mean in my family. Halloween's
always been big. My mom always made it very special.
(01:22:53):
My dad always made it special. My mom always dressed
up with us every single year, and she still does.
I mean, this is the first year it's not gonna
be here because she's in Florida with my sister, but
usually she's in a costume. It's seventy one years old
and she's walking around dressed up, and she keeps up
with us. She wants to go to the haunted houses,
she wants to do every she loves it. So yeah,
I get the love of it from her. Yeah, you know,
(01:23:14):
Daniel always has the right. When autumn kicks in, it's
Halloween season and Daniel, she's in now with over ten
inflatables in her front yard and growing. You had to
add one every day from now until Halloween. He gets expensive,
let me die. So we've had donations. A couple of
(01:23:35):
one of my friends donated too to us, so that
people are asking what's going on with Uncle Johnny and
the latest I just posted on Instagram at Elvis Duran
and I tried to put as much in information there
as I could, but the song was ending and I
had to rush it. So that'll that'll check it out.
There's a picture of him singing at our wedding when
he did It's a Wonderful World or what a Wonderful World?
(01:23:56):
The only song he knew. He knows, it's the only one,
actually he knows. Another song we were going through videos.
And there was a time where Alex and Uncle Johnny
and I were in a golf cart in the Key
West and I'm driving and Uncle Johnny's in the passenger
seat and Alex is behind us with a video on.
He says, Uncle Johnny, sing us a song? He says,
(01:24:18):
what do you want me to sing? Says, I don't know,
something other than what a wonderful world? Anything but that.
So he's sang Matt the Knife while we were cruising
through Key West. He's wearing his Cuban hat. It was
just one of the millions of unbelievable moments we've had
with this incredible man, and one of the moments where
he wasn't irritating the living hell out of me. Oh,
(01:24:41):
Uncle Johnny, I would love for him to be here
right now. Yeah. Anyway, So at Elvis duran Instagram, there's
a little bit of a story about what's going on
with Johnny. With that said, we go to the kitchen,
Garrett is in there, ready comes load. What kind of
sound do you have today? All right, let's start with
the voice from last night season premiere. This is John
Holliday's performance of Misty the Judges. Like John Legend, heard
(01:25:06):
the first note and said, oh, I need to have them,
but listen to how amazing this performance sounds. Yeah, blood
complain John Holiday, let me just remind you that sounds
(01:25:31):
awesome though. Yeah, kind of interesting too, and something one
of those like you don't expect it when when he
got up on stage to hear that voice. Now, Danielle
has been telling the story CARDI b getting off of Twitter,
blaming her fans, and she she explained it here. Nobody
else but my fans made me delete my Twitter because
every single time that I get on Twitter, y'all got
(01:25:51):
some dumb, slick days. She's probably going through something personal
in her life. Yo, I'll be chilling, chilling, I get
all these apps. Yeah, so there you go. Um, all right,
let's let's talk about a feel good story. A sixty
seven year old COVID patient in Michigan. Her name's Dianna Hair.
(01:26:12):
She left the hospital after one hundred and ninety six days.
And this is what it sounds like. We're just on
and welcome her as she moves on to the next
days of her recovery. COVID is real and dead. Believe
you look keep saying, I'm just fair of you. And
(01:26:34):
I was unconscious for about two and a half months.
I really don't remember that that, I'm sure. I'm thankful
my family and my husband, they fought and fought and
made sure that I got treated. Two hundred people showed
up to say, uh, you know, welcome home. So pretty amazing. Um.
(01:26:55):
All right, so let's talk about this. A female comedian
got all the DN that her and her friends have
been getting from social media, and she decided to put
it to a bit. And this is what a daily
routine is inside this comedian's dms from guys. Hello, sweet baby,
I am a sugar daddy wanting to spoil you. Rotten
in my house in Van Nuys. I can pay fifty
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a month, no shoes. Hello, young lady. Here's my height, agent,
ethnicity and all caps. Let me buy you dinner, my queen.
Hello there, I saw your recent tweet and I have
some notes. Let me know your emails so I can
send you voice recordings of my punch ups. And while
we're on the subject, feet feet send me feet Hello there,
love your stuff. Just wondering haha, this is so random.
But what shampoo do you use? Ha ha? And could
(01:27:39):
you put a little bit of it in your hand
and send me a picture. Hah, sorry if this is random, Okay,
thank you, beautiful angel. Feet feet feed I need feet,
give me feet? Oh my god. Daily occurrence, Danielle Gandhi.
Is that anything close to like what you deal with
from time to time? That's exactly what it is. Yeah,
all right, here is a turtle eating some watermelon. Yes,
(01:28:12):
the watermelon shape like a boat. We needed that today.
And then this baby is pretty much like all of us,
doesn't know to cry or laugh? What is it? What
is it? What? I don't believe that baby? I get it.
(01:28:40):
You're a good American, Garrett. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, bless you, bless you. I have a beautiful
day to day. Uh oh god, yeah, you know. What
what do you want to hear right now? Gandhi? And
why do you want to hear it? I would love
to hear Here comes the Sun for the woman who
spent all of that time in the hospital and is
now out. I can't imagine what that would be like,
but I know that they're playing this song when people recover,
(01:29:02):
so I think that's a good one. Let's do it,
all right, for all of those who, for whatever reason,
and he did something something to hold onto we all do.
Excellent song. Thank you, condy, thank you. He comes the son,
(01:29:22):
He comes a son. It's all right. It's bell It
feels like you. Since it's been He comes a sun,
(01:29:50):
It comes the sun. It's all right, the smile returning
to the faces and lovely. It seems like since it's
(01:30:15):
been here. He comes the sun. He comes the sun
as it it's all right, ben come sun, dunning. I'd
(01:31:18):
be like that. He's stony belting in dunning. It seems
like it since it's being clear. He comes the sun,
He comes the sun. It's all right. He comes the sun.
(01:31:47):
He comes the sun. It's all right, it's all right. Wow,
that sounded so good. Thank you. Excellent suggestion. Thank you.
(01:32:08):
That actually just made me really happy. People are texting
in this song. Is everything I needed to hear today.
Thank you. And someone else says that turtle eating watermelon,
we should play that while the turtles having sex? Do
we have sex? Do we have the turtles having sex? Sound? Yeah,
Hold on a second, I gotta pull that up. Okay, turtle,
we'll hold called turtle a shoe. Yeah, here we go.
(01:32:32):
Turtle eating watermelon. You could say it's he's eating another
Turtles watermelon. Here we go, sugar. That cute. Hey, Nate.
(01:32:56):
I finally watched that David Attenborough A special yesterday and
test wasn't it. Yes, But I gotta say, we're in
a heap a load of trouble if we don't start,
oh my god, fixing this planet of ours, because it's
dying in this span of what seventy eighty years. What
we've done to this planet. Oh my god, terrible it is.
(01:33:16):
You've seen it too, Gandhi. Oh I saw it and
it made me want to cry, Like when they show
what it used to look like versus what things look
like now. It's like, oh my god, how could we
do this to our planet just all the time and
not care about it. It's crazy. And at the same time,
you know it's wildlife, and so you feel, even though
he's showing us how we're killing the planet, you're seeing beautiful,
beautiful footage of wildlife. So it kind of calms you
(01:33:37):
a little bit. Daniel, you should try it. My kids
would probably love it because they're like, especially the little guy.
He's always trying to do things to save the planet
and yells at me all the time for why are
you keeping the water running? Stop the water? Hood, don't die,
don't oh constantly? So Daniel, that's great. No, I think
it's it is great. Nig You're right, you're right, You're right.
So what's that scary? You know? I talk about these series,
(01:34:01):
these docu series, all these smart things you're watching on
Netflix all the time, and I've been meaning to get
to them. I actually listed them. But the problem is
I always when I when I open up TikTok and
I end up watching like series because the way that
the videos roll on TikTok, it's non stop. And I
(01:34:22):
realized I look at I look up. I'm like, oh
my god, it's been an hour and a half, and
now I don't have the energy or the strength to
even one of them. Don't start with TikTok. Hey, hey,
pull yourself together. First of all, young man, Okay, my
phone calls out, My phone comes first. No, turn your
phone off. Your phone shouldn't come first. Go watch something
other than TikTok. And I just sent Elvis an article
about this, didn't I about the phone or something? Yes?
(01:34:44):
I mean, really, you and half the shows on Netflix
are about how the phones are ruining. It's true watch
one of those. The thing is I have good intentions.
My point is I have good intentions to want to
watch these shows you guys all talk about, but I
just nothing. Stop social media. The five Stages of getting
over cell phone distraction. Thank you for sending this. Number
(01:35:05):
one pre contemplation. This is all about denial. A denial
that you can't move your screen away from your eyes,
denial that you may have no mo phobia or no
mobile phone phobia. Scary, but with this stage, it's all
about making you realize how strong your addiction is. Scary.
Pre contemplation, you need to admit that you have a problem. Okay,
(01:35:26):
it is a problem. If someone says, oh no, it's
there's nothing harmful about looking at your phone, well but
what are you missing out on because you're doing nothing
but looking at your phone? Number two contemplation A peek
at cell phone distraction. Look around you. Apart from masks
and frenzied use of sanitizers, this article goes on to say,
what do you see in common expressions projected at the
screen held in front of the eyes. It's safe to
(01:35:49):
say smartphones have become quite the companion. So much that
the real companion is ignored for virtual ones. You you
really think this is a problem. I think it is.
It is. Yes, here, when you see a couple on
a date and both of them are on their phones,
I just think, oh, what are you doing? You're out
with each other, enjoy each other, right, attention span, loneliness,
(01:36:11):
I health, The list goes on and on. What's happening
to you? Scary? It's okay, but you know what you
you you have to put an effort forward, if you
have to say, I'm gonna put my phone down and
go watch David Addenburgh. I've been pointed it though. At
least Netflix gives you a ten second buffer before it
starts the next thing. Facebook, Instagram and TikTok do not
(01:36:34):
do that. And snapchat it literally rolls one to the next.
It's a continuous loop. There is no well, no, but
but you're acting as if you're powerless. Yeah, yeah, you
really are. You're You're you're losing your mind a little bit.
You think that you have no power over your decisions.
You have one hundred percent power over your decisions. But
it's one kitten video after the next Insta. You know
(01:36:55):
I can't help you you know I can't help you. Today,
I feel like I got the best compliment I have
gotten in a while. I went to the nail salon
and the lady found out what I do for a living,
but she didn't think that's what I did. She thought
I was a school teacher. And I said, why did
you think that? She goes, because you're different than the
people that come in here. I go, what do you mean?
She goes, You're not attached to your phone the whole time.
(01:37:18):
You take out a book and you're reading a book,
an actual book. And I go, really, She goes, yes,
because you don't even have the book on your phone.
You actually have a book, or you know, you're She goes,
it's just not what I'm used to seeing. And I
just thought, wow, Wow, maybe she's a teacher and gets it.
And I was like, wow, that is a compliment. That's
a cool compliment. I was like, thank you so much.
(01:37:39):
So that was pretty cool. Well, I love that. The
name of the special is called David Attenborough A Life
on Our Planet. It's on Netflix. Scary. Why don't you
watch it? It's only an hour and twenty three minutes long.
That's it. Okay, it's very short but very powerful stuff.
I do I want to see it. Well, no, you
want to, but you have to. That's there's a difference
(01:38:01):
en video. Helts. You said you have good intentions, but
you know what you need to have good intentions about
forcing something new in there. You can watch your TikTok
loop stay in there all you want, but you got
to get out of there once in a while. You
can do it. We have faith in you. I can
do it. Report back tomorrow. This is your assignment tonight.
I'm gonna We're gonna ask you questions about the Sir
David Attenborough special. And I love his voice too. He's
(01:38:23):
so smooth and he's delivering. Okay, well you could do
that to watch him on Nature. I know, Daniel. You're
ready for your Daniel report. Yes, all right, so hold on,
I'm serious. We're going to test you tomorrow. Oh I'm
watching it. Okay, I got nothing but time once I
get out of here. Obviously not because you just said
you don't have time. Yeah, Daniel, go ahead. Okay. So
(01:38:46):
there's a new study that came out. Of course, it
is the spooky time of year and it's what's the
scariest movie of all time. What they did was they
took people, drop them to these heart monitors and depending
on how many beats per minute, that's how they figured
out what scares us. So the top five movies Paranormal
activities number five, Hereditaries number four, the conjuring, which does
it for me is number three, Insidious is number two,
(01:39:08):
and play the music scary. I had put down TikTok
number one. His sinister. They're saying it's scares the bejeezis
out of you. So if you haven't seen it, you
may want to try to. Harry Style's got a new haircut,
and everybody was like, ah, Harry Style has got a
new haircut. The deal. He looks very handsome. Yeah, it's
(01:39:32):
similar to actually the way he cut his hair back
in two thousand and seven when he did the movie Dunkirk.
So now hashtag Dunkirk Harry was trending yesterday because that's
what he looks like. All let's see. So the twitter
verse has decided that Chris Pratt is the worst Chris
in Hollywood. There's a virtual challenge on Twitter calling for
users to choose between Chris Pratt, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth
(01:39:54):
and Chris Evans, and because of everything that went down
with the People's Choice Awards in that controversial host that
Chris Pratt put, they have decided that Chris Pratt would
be the one that would have to get the boot.
So crazy, he's just so cute though, he's so okay.
Jake Paul apparently not learning his lesson from the massive
party he had earlier this year that got got him
(01:40:16):
in trouble with the mayor of Calabasas once again through
another party, got all these people together despite California regulations
to prohibiting gatherings like this, and of course some of
the idiots that were at the party posted it on Instagram,
birthday cakes and all these things, and hey, there's a
crowd dancing not wearing masks. Question sounds like it sounds
like he's apologizing, like every day for something. Right now,
(01:40:42):
he's not apologizing. Maybe you should. Yeah. I almost feel
like he does things so that he has to apologize,
because that's the only reason people end up talking about him. Yeah,
it's so stupid. We're guilty of that now. Un Originally
he's big. Last week's Billboard Music Awards did wonders for
streams and sales for different performers is like BTS and
Caan Brown and Post Malone and Luke Hombs. Everybody's up
(01:41:05):
because of the Billboard Music Awards. They like what they
heard and so they wanted to get their hands on it.
So this is pretty cool. I know if you've seen
these new Adidas sneakers, but they're Chewbacca from Star Wars.
They have defer on it and everything. They really look
like Chewbacca, like if he looked like a sneaker. It's
really cool. It's coming out Thursday, October twenty second, ten
(01:41:26):
am Eastern Times, So you know Adidas dot com if
you know a sneaker guy like we do, you know Angelo,
We're gonna be hitting you up for those names. Let's
see Adam sand Less Huby Halloween. If you haven't seen it,
it's really it's really stupid, but it's fun. Right now.
I feel like we need things that we don't have
to think too hard for and this is one of those.
(01:41:47):
You just sit there and it's stupidity and it's enjoyable.
The Bachelorette's also on the World series The Raising, The Dodgers,
The Voice, and Little People, Big World, and that's my
Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle, love you. Let's take a
break from I kept this. Hi, this is Katy Perry.
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(01:43:17):
In the Morning Show, you know, we're talking to Scary
earlier about his TikTok obsession in his addiction to his phone.
Oh look, you know we always have our phones up.
I'm speaking for all of us. We use our phones,
we do, we rely on them, some more than others.
So I decided to go ahead and bring up screen time.
You go into your settings, and this is for an iPhone.
(01:43:38):
I'm just assuming you have the same thing on your endroid, right, yes, anyway,
so I see that I am down twenty three percent
from last week, and then you can see all activity.
I spend the most time on messages and then a
little Twitter and a little Instagram, but more on Safari
(01:44:02):
reading the news than I do anything else. So I
don't know, so Scary, I mean, what's your daily average?
My daily hourage average is five hours and twenty minutes
down thirteen percent from last week, a total of sixteen
hours and two minutes for the week. My daily average
is three hours in twenty six minutes. Oh my god.
(01:44:24):
Instagram four hours and forty six minutes, followed by messages, Safari, Snapchat,
and TikTok are my top five, with TikTok being two
hours in two minutes. Right, what about you, Danielle? So
it says down thirty percent from last week, and then
it says five hours is like, my I guess the
average is that what it is? Which is crazy because
(01:44:47):
I thought it was less than that. So that's kind
of crazy. But my top are messages, Instagram, mail and
photos and music, right, which I thought, that's good. Yeah,
you have a good you're very well, right, but you're
at five hours. Yeah, it's it's five hours and that's
my average so far. I'm the lowest. What about you,
A Gandhi? I am at three hours and forty two minutes,
(01:45:09):
down thirty nine percent from last week. I'm wondering what
this is. I think it has to be. It has
to be that I'm with my boyfriend now, so I
spend more time hanging out with him than looking at this. Um,
I go messages, Safari, Instagram, mail, and then medium. So
you're at three hours forty minutes average. I'm at three
twenty six, so we're sort of close. Um, Nate, do
(01:45:29):
you have yours? Yeah? I have three hours in seven minutes.
You're the lowest so far. And I think the only
reason that was so high is because yesterday I couldn't sleep,
so I was on Reddit for two hours in the
morning just trying to fall back asleep. But my number
one is messages than mail. Huh, what's funny considering you
(01:45:51):
never and you never eat email us back. Yeah, my
messages are like at the top because the past week
it's all been texting with Froggy and texting with Lisa
and making sure he's okay. You know, all of us
have been really doing that. So I feel like that's
why to me, I don't count that as social media,
(01:46:11):
Like I don't know, because it's it's communication. So yeah,
who's who keeps hitting the mic? Is that that was me? Sorry?
All right? Producer, Sam, are you on your phone? Wait
too much? So? Um, what's your average hour of hours?
Mine was over five hours? Oh okay, which is like terrible,
which is awful? Well, no, it's just it's just you
(01:46:33):
and uh and Danielle. Right, scary minute. Rest of us
were closer to three and a half or three? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
where's Froggy? Froggy's ye last week, I'm sure his phone
average was NA was down because he didn't maybe yeah,
he was down. He wasn't even logging hours. Yeah, I
(01:46:55):
thought we're gonna have him on this break. I think, well,
we're about to break now. So well, I know, but
he was. I could have sworn we were gonna have
him here, not that I'm throwing a fit. We can,
we can get to him next. Would you rather do
that name? Yeah, let's we'll have more time with him next. Okay,
we'll talk to Froggy. I bet, yeah, I bet he's
(01:47:16):
been on a little bit. I don't know. We'll see,
but yeah, check out your hours. How long are you on?
And uh you? Maybe that could be a good starting point, scary,
Maybe you can start coming up with a goal to
be on less and come up with number. Well, we're
changing what your top ones are like, you know, like
your top ones are all social media. Well, the takeaway
here is I spend more time on Instagram than Snapchack TikTok,
(01:47:39):
and Twitter combined, those three add up to my my
time on Instagram alone. Crazy ali Alie's in our text room,
she said, you don't even know. I know, but you
use your phone for work. That doesn't count. Someone just
send a text in there. They're on an average of
eight hours and eight minutes per day. That's a long
time screen time, eight hours, six hour hours. I don't
(01:48:00):
think that's what they're what they're doing, that's where we are.
Might depend on your job too, you know. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Mind's down. I'm kind of happy. I'm
kind of proud. It's like watching her. Wait this week,
all right, we'll get Froggy and let's check in with him.
He's doing so well. We'll get into the mind of
Froggy and more stuff coming up after this. Hey, this
(01:48:22):
is John leg what's up? Food chain spoker? Hey, this
is a Gena Menzel with Elvis Durand it is Alvin.
Yes it is. I can't believe it. Well, we welcome
you to the show in the morning show. Hey, you
know what, we come in here every day, we do
our thing. We have a good time with each other,
(01:48:42):
we love each other, we fight, we love we laugh,
we cry. It seems like more than usual, though we've
been coming in and asking for you to pray for
someone or something. That last couple of weeks we've been
talking about, of course, our brother Froggy, and now we're
talking about uncle Johnny. And I want you to continue
to pray for Froggy and Johnny and everyone. I mean,
we all need prayers. UM. So I hope you're not
(01:49:04):
asking too much of you. UM, do me a favor.
Go check out my instagram Elvis Duran, and there's a
short I have a short description about what's going on
with Johnny. Rather than talking about every fifteen minutes here,
just go there and uh say your prayer for him. Uh, Froggy,
are you with us? I am? Good morning? Hello, good morning,
(01:49:26):
good morning. You sound you sound like there's less to
talk about. Seriously, he sounds lighter on his toes. He does.
Can't we go through a day without poop talk? No, So,
I'm not offended, but I'm curious to know why you
called me to ask for suppository instructions. I don't you
(01:49:50):
know exactly why that sounded so creepy the way you
said why? No, I don't know. I don't know how
far it goes up there. When I got to my elbow,
I thought it was fart. No God, he said, I
don't know. I put a towel on the bathroom floor.
(01:50:10):
Is it's froggy? You're really overthinking this. It really is
a very low point in a human life when you
are curled up from the bathroom floor with a warm
suppository and trying to figure out exactly what to do.
I'm like, this is this is sad. As we come
on the other side of the bathroom door, going do
you want me to help you? I'm like, no, I
(01:50:32):
want you to let me get love on what I think.
Here's what I think. You put it in a little
bit and then you get an ice pick and a hammer,
and like anyway, other than that, how are you feeling today? Frog?
Going okay? I asked some first, some help last night,
(01:50:55):
if you know what I mean. She said no, and
I said, it's been eight days. Can you help me
out a little bit? She's like, when you well, first
of all, when you call it help that it's not
very sexy. Look, I was trying to beat listen, there
nothing to sexy about this right now? Bro? I got
eighteen yams cash in my head. Okay, it's kind of hot.
I think that's kind of hot. There. You originally said fifteen.
(01:51:17):
Now it's eighteen. Yeah, um is it growing? Yeah, maybe
it is a fifteen. I'm sorry, that's eighteen yet fifteen.
I'm sorry. But you know what, this time of year,
you actually could use this to your advantage, especially on Halloween,
you can. Yeah, I'll just go put a couple of
bolts in my ears. But I'm just saying, honestly, I mean,
(01:51:37):
people don't even know the difference. Anybody, Dude, that's incredible. Makeup,
nice staples, that's awesome. We went to the grocery store
last night, you know how, you know, kids don't have
you know, they don't know. So we're yeah, so we're
walking down this aisle and this kid, he must have
been like eight or ten, he happened to glance over
(01:51:59):
and he had like a quadruple take, like, oh my god,
look at that guy's head. And then they tapped his
mom on the back. His mom like scolded him, and
I felt like I wanted to go over and go
it's okay, little man. I feel the same way every
time I look in the mirror door well, it's we
were talking earlier about how just how great you sound,
(01:52:20):
and you know, and when you were at your lowest
and your most painful moments. You know, I kept saying,
we all kept saying, it's gonna get it better every day,
a little bit at a time, and now you believe it. Right, Yeah,
yesterday was probably yesterday. I think I overgeted on Sunday.
I think I did too much on Sunday and didn't
rest it up, and so yesterday it was a little
(01:52:41):
bit of like a step backwards. But I definitely feel
better today. I m I slept for the longest amounts
of hours consecutively last night. Well, you were up a
at one o'clock posting something. I saw that this morning. Yeah,
I was. I was thinking about our job the last
night while I was laying in dead trying to go
(01:53:02):
to sleep, and so I posted about Johnny, and so
I had Johnny on my mind, and so I wanted
to post you that. That was when I went to bed. Yeah,
um wow. Oh, speaking of we were just comparing our
screen time on iPhone and I'm wondering, like now that
you are, you're on the end and your your your
(01:53:24):
your schedule has changed drastically temporarily, like what is your
phone time like now? Like what's your I got a
warning or not a warning, a notification on maybe it
was Sunday or Monday whenever you get your weekly. It
was down forty three percent last week. But it's because
it was I mean, like Monday, other than Lisa telling
(01:53:47):
people I was okay, there was nothing on and then
even Tuesday I wasn't well. So it's been down, but um,
I think it's up now. I think it's been higher
the last couple of days. Look, I don't really have
are you on your phone or can you look at it? Yeah?
But I can look at it. Holip it up? I mean, yes,
what to say? Your numbers were very down because you
(01:54:08):
had no brain activity. Therefore you no you know what
I'm saying, You didn't have You had had no activity
at all for for a few days. You got to
check out, so your phone was like no brain activity.
But I don't mean there's days that I'm living out
on brain. This is true. There's some people who don't
have brain activity because they're on their phones NonStop. Right um,
right now. It says it's up forty eight percent from
(01:54:29):
last week so far, three days in so far, Sunday, Monday,
and whatever. I'm many hours we are into Tuesday. I'm
up forty eight percent from last week. But that's what's
your average on my daily average right now? Yeahs're gonna laugh.
My daily average right now, it's five hours and forty no,
holy cry. Yeah, you're on now. We look at the breakdown.
(01:54:56):
Look at the breakdown below, like where are you the most?
Are you see all activity? Okay, Instagram, I'm spending over
two hours a day on Instagram. Wow. Facebook is an
hour thirty five minutes. Texting is an hour and twenty
two minutes. Mail has been an hour and fifteen minutes. Safari, Oh,
(01:55:21):
I have a mule cricket problem in my yard. I
have mule crickets, so I've been researching how to kill
mull crickets. So that's where my love, my Safari time is. Okay,
thank god for Safari. Well, and well, that's the thing
you're you're over. You actually have more than anyone else
on the show, and you've been down for the count,
(01:55:43):
so that you guys have like lives and real brain activity.
I don't well, the reason we got into this conversation
was scary, was saying he can't turn off TikTok and
he can't turn off because we're talking about watching um
Sir David Ettonbro's Netflix documentary. He's like, God, I wish
I could watch intellectually stimulating shows like you, but I can't.
(01:56:05):
I'm watching TikTok. I'll turn it off. And then so
we checked his we checked his time. He's like a
screen time. Put your phone down, dude, someone just texted
in that is it. I want to know if it's
a problem that there's a porn app in their top
five on their phone? No screen time? No, that's okay, okay,
I don't see that. I think it depends on the
screen time. I don't see that. Text Are you asking
(01:56:27):
for yourself or asking for a friend? Came in other way?
Is it bad that a porn site is one of
my top five? Gandhi is uh terrified? Did you have
mole crickets? What is up with that? You know? How
do you know about mould crickets? I look a little mole.
They gotta go. They look like something out of a
(01:56:50):
freaking sci fi movie, Like it looks like two things
put together. I'm sending you guys a picture that I
just took of its right, Yes, I'm ready to put
it in our slacker room. Yeah. So if anybody listening
knows how to eradicate mull crickets, please let me know,
because I'm going. I think I'm going to feel good
(01:57:10):
enough to do that by the weekend. Well know what
you have these in your yard? Oh my god? Yeah,
it looks like half a lobster, half a cricket, like
it's gonna find it does? It looks like a cricket
run up a lobster's ass. There's pictures of what it
can do to your what it can do to your
yard with all these Yeah, and that's happening. And he's
(01:57:30):
also messing with my boys. I found one on Little
Little Recommand's paw yesterday. Oh I thought your boys as
in your private post, I didn't do first. No, I
don't like those as much as I like I don't
want all Right, So you sound great, Froggy. You sound awesome,
and I'm loving So are we. Are you starting to
think about maybe one day officially coming back or you
(01:57:53):
have all the time in the world, you know that, right, Yes,
as soon as I can get my energy, so like
I feel good, but like yesterday I did a ten
minute to the grocery store when the little boy thought
he saw Frankenstein. Um, and it's just exhausting. So I
just have to get my sleep backs where I can
go to sleep early enough and I can get up.
(01:58:15):
I'll definitely, without a doubt be back next week, but
I may try to come Um. I may try to
come back one day later this week, just depending on
my energy level. I just get energy goes so fast. See,
if I was you, I would say, like February, I'll
be back in February. I'm being very serious. I would
(01:58:35):
all right, well, look, we love you, Frog, I'll talk
to you later. We'll I'll talk to you later, Okay,
all right, I'll love you guys too. I'll talk today.
You guys have an I say, wish me luck with
Lisa today. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, but don't don't frame
it like I want you to help me out. I mean,
that's there's nothing sexy about that. I know what. Then
I'll just go back to doing it myself. I Y baby,
(01:58:56):
all right, I love you Frog. J I yere things
we need to know, Gandhi, what is gone? Well? Six
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the new rule? While the debate Commission is going to
mute the microphone of the candidate who is not speaking
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And those are your three things? Your phone tap coming
up after this. Hey, I'm a brand new listener. I
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phone Tap. All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap all about? Well?
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Ralphi emailed us and he said, my wife and I
were on vacation in Las Vegas and my wife stole
the place match from the table of the hotel we
were staying at. So I want you to call her
and I want you to tell her that we busted
her a phone tap over place match. That's right here
we go. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Ralph Franco. Um. Sorry, um,
he's gonna get me A school's calling. This is um
(02:01:07):
Maria from Towers. Oh Hi, how are you good? Is
this missus Franco? Yeah? Is there a problem or anything? Yeah?
Actually I'm calling from the security office. Yeah. You guys
were here in April, right, and there were four place
mats that were missing. There were no four place mats
when we got there. Well, they were there before you
checked in. We did inventory before you guys got there. Ye. Man,
(02:01:29):
I wouldn't take full placemats. First of all, well, there
doesn't even I wouldn't even sink to such a height
of taking full placemats from my towers. I mean, they're
four designer place mats. They're one hundred dollars each place mat.
I didn't take a design a place match, and I
don't dare you call me up? When? What do you
were there? We did not see placenuts because we didn't eat.
(02:01:50):
And who who stayed with you was just your husband, right,
just my husband and I. So maybe he took the
place mats. Wouldn't my husband take the placematch you got?
I have no crowing up here. First of all, you
people scow us on their stup of powers. How do
we say, okay, wait a second time, we want to transfer.
We got a song in a dance, and now you're
(02:02:11):
telling me that we took four placemats. Well, you're getting
so upset about it. All I have to do is
charge your credit card four hundred dollars. In the matter
is taken care of. If your charge my credit card
four hundred dollars, I'm going to bring legal charges against
you because I have no placematch. Okay, here's the thing.
They're Marco Bertoli place mats. We don't eat in they are, okay,
(02:02:32):
But eating a hotel okay, we're never eating it. We
go out to dinner. Okay, Well he would you want
to go in the hotel and eat when you're in
the Las Vegas, you want to go out and eat
those wonderful buffets. First of all, all all he did every night.
He was there for four days. Just because you don't
eat in the hotel doesn't mean you didn't see the
place mats and you didn't take them home to use
at your home. Why would I use your placemats? Please
(02:02:55):
give me some credit. I'm not so low life. That
is nothing of me? What are my family? I know
you're took to such a work. Just so you know,
I'm going to be charging the visa for four hundred dollars.
What's your name? What's your first name and your last name?
My first name is Maria. I'm your last name Lindsay Lindsay.
(02:03:15):
I can't write this down right now. How do I
know your name is Maria? Lindsay? Well? Why are you ever?
Do I know your name is Maria? Lindsay that you
don't have the bum to charge Mike credit card? Why
are you? Dare you? How dare you call up on
this phone number and accuse me of taking something? Place
match mar Patolia Hord. It's how they are. There are
a hundred dollars each, their designer place matter a thousand
(02:03:37):
dollars each. I didn't take them. We don't eat that
stupid hotel yours. Obviously you did take them, because that's
why you're acting like this. I'm as like this. Wouldn't
know how much you like her if I called you
up and said, Dad, I'm charging right now in classic
kur City, and you're calling me up and asked me
if I took your placematch. Oh, Maria, you know what,
I'm gonna be coming down to Las Vegas and I'm
(02:03:58):
going to beat the living daddy when I find you.
How's that is that? What you that? I can't believe that,
you know, Italians talk to people like this. That is
really a very very strong deflomication of character. What is
it a deflomication? I know what the world is. I
just couldn't get it out right because now I have
a cop following name. Oh please, I don't even know
(02:04:20):
who I'm speaking to? Security? What kind of like? What
is that? I want to be copped? Are you an
want to be caught byre? No? I had it security
at a job with a real law enforcement place. So
you go and you get a job at this clam
up people and they're making accusations. That's really good security
is people who go no, no, no security. I want
to be cops, so I can't get into law enforcement
(02:04:42):
for some ungod known reason, and thank god that they
turned you down. So you get this job as a
want to be cop insecurity and you make accusations to
people like myself that we took your place, nets missus Franco.
It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Zone,
and you got the that's really cool, Ralph, where are you?
(02:05:02):
Thanks for a plenty for making me look like a jacka.
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