The Day We Weren't Tourist

Fresh off the weekend, how did Elvis Duran and the morning show spend their weekend? We celebrated Uncle Johny out on Fire Island. Danielle and her mom took a trip to Atlantic City! Gandhi really went 'Off The Grid' with Diamond and Andrew in their RV. Have you ever gone on a date and was told "i just don't see this going anywhere?" We talk with Pavia Rosati who has a book called "Travel North America (And Avoid Being A Tourist).

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome program activated synchronizing can go. I've had many really
bad days where I've woken up in the morning, turn
on the radio, and they've turned it completely around you. Here,
my junk has been chopped off. What a great way
to start the day. So much, so much in this

(00:24):
whole conversation is calling my half. If anyone gives me
hell for eating animal crackers, I'll cut a bit. Hey guy,
he's mighty shy. Guy, I have a vagina show was
going on because the show has never felt more perfect,
more well rounded. Gandhy, You're amazing. It's great, It's great.
I love that. Just the best call we've Elvis Duran

(00:47):
in the morning show. Well, well, well look what the
cat dragged in from the weekend. You guys look like
you're just shot to hell. What the hell I mean?
Gandy getting high, Joshua Tree, I'm on Long Island, hanging
out with a bunch of gay people dancing at Atlantic
City all weekend party in it up. Yeah, you know

(01:08):
it was a very crusty weekend. Well, welcome back. We survived.
There's Froggy, Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Scottie Bees. Here
there's Gandhi and scary morning, Danielle. The producer Sam and
let's go turn this thing up. Let's go, let's get

(01:29):
into it. Our first caller of the week, Erica so excited.
Actually we met you in Des Moines at the book signing,
didn't we, Erica, I did meet you there yet. And
I bet you're You're a teacher, aren't you. I am, yes,
preschool teacher. So you're starting, uh, you're starting tomorrow. You're
am your teaching career a preschool teacher. Yeah. I want

(01:52):
to say thank you for being an educator, for being
a teacher. I'm so glad that you chose to be
a teacher. Our friends at Bick, you know the famous
pen Come penny, you're right with big You've been writing
with big pens your entire life, right. They of course
want to salute the best teachers out there, and so
either you if you want to nominate yourself, or you
have some friends in school that you want to nominate.

(02:14):
It's pretty cool. Tell them what they what they could win, Danielle.
So this is cool if you write like a just
a short message about the teacher and what they've done
for you, and they could win a thousand dollars so
you go to write for teachers dot com. That's write
the number four teachers dot com and who knows, you
could win a thousand bucks or you know, somebody else

(02:35):
could win a thousand bucks if you nominate a different teacher.
Exactly again, go to write for teachers dot com. That's
w R I t e the number four teachers dot
com and nominate a teacher that needs to be recognized.
A thousand dollars come in their way. And you know what,
since we love you so much, Erica, we're gonna send
you your own five hundred dollars thanks to big all right,
Oh my gosh, are you serious? Absolutely awesome? Thank you.

(02:59):
I know I know being a teacher, they they way
overpay you, and I know that you don't need the money.
You have a beautiful, beautiful day, and good luck tomorrow. Okay,
thanks and hey, happy early birthday. Oh thank you. I
know I'm so old. I don't even know how old
I will be, but it's kind of weird. Thank you, Erica.

(03:19):
Hold on one second, Elvis Danielle. Here we are sitting
in the luxury of our studios while Gandhi's and an
RV trapes him on the trail. Are you trail trapsing?
We are trail trapsing our asses off. It's the best.
So Sequoia, what's that like? Sequoia is incredible. The trees

(03:44):
are some of the biggest things I've ever seen in
my life. I had no idea trees got this big.
It's I mean again, it's if you can get out
and see this kind of stuff, it's the best stuff
to see. The roads are a little windy. That kind
of makes us nervous an RV so which us luck
well thanks to RV retailer RV one explorer Usay. Gondhi's
off the grid if she's on the grid for the show,
but as soon as the show's done, off the grid again.

(04:06):
We love following along at maybe hot Sauce on Instagram.
All right, let's get into our horoscopes, producer, Sam, who
are you doing them with? How about Gondy? Oh my god?
Do they have horoscopes? Do they have horoscopes in Sequoia? No?
I actually think in Sequoia there are no taxes and
no horoscope there. Right, if you celebrate a birthday, you

(04:30):
are celebrating with Charlie XCX, Kevin Smith and Wes Craven.
Happy birthday everybody, Capricorn't wait, Wes Craven, he passed away,
didn't me? He's dead. Birthday celebrated with West Craven. You
would have all right, Capricorn. Just get out and travel
the world is your oyster. Your day isn't nine Aquarius.

(04:50):
Be aware that you may be put in the middle
of a conflict you didn't start. Remember media, don't meddle
your days and eight Pisces. Watch out that your emotions
are not bringing you to a negative headspace. Your day
is a seven Aries. Your playful and bright mood will
bring cheer to all those around you. Your days of
ten Taurus, a heart to heart conversation with a close
friend will open your mind and your soul. Your day

(05:12):
is a nine Gemini. Air out any dirty laundry so
no grudges can be held against you. Your days and
eight Cancer. Your strong focus on a task ahead will
bring you good fortune and good fortune to those that's
around you. Your day is an eight Leo. Focus on
your energy levels and be sure to not go off
the rails with excitement. Your days of nine Virgo, your
advice is much needed. Be sure to keep your phone

(05:34):
close by Your day is a ten Libra. Put your
emotional considerations to the side, as you need to focus
your energy on someone who needs you. Your days of
seven Scorpio, impress everyone with your dazzling hobbies. Your day
is an eight and finally Sagittarius and important and long
overdue conversation will bring you new and exciting opportunities. Your
days of nine and those are your Monday morning horoscope.

(05:55):
So there you are in the middle of Sequoia National Park.
Also there's Kings Canyon National Park should be close by. Yes,
we're doing both of those. Actually were There are all
kinds of different places where you can stay and where
we can park the RV. They've got some resorts and
lodges on site, so we're really trying to see all
of it and do Sequoya and Kings Canyon, big huge,

(06:16):
massive trees. We found out that Diamond is afraid of
many things. Our trees on the list are she afraid
of trees, So she's not afraid of trees, but she
is afraid of the things that live in trees, so
we have to be careful with that, you know, like
bugs and birds and things like that. If you want
to see what they see from the RV. Simply go
to Baby Hot Sauce. You can see their travels right there.

(06:39):
Check it out. We gotta take a break. We're back
after this show. Is Elvis Durand in the morning show.
This is It is Elvis Durand in the morning show. Wow.
You know what? This week we're catching up with Gandhi
as she's on week number two off the Grid thanks

(07:01):
to so many incredible partners, including Grubhub. By the way,
you're you're driving way too fast. Grubhub. You ordered from
them last Thursday. They're chasing you down trying to give
you your dinner. But I know those drivers deserve a
lot of credit. I know we're making them work for it.
Thank you Grubhub, and thank you, of course to RV
retailer for Telly Baretta. Are you still loving your meats
from Italy? And for Telly Baretta? We actually are. So

(07:23):
what's crazy is when we got to Sequoia and Kings Canyon,
we had to clear all of it out of the RV.
So we're sad that we don't have it with us
at this second, but we keep going back to the
fridge to get it when we can because we know
the bears are going to come get our snacks, and
we will fight a bear for that. Yeah, bears would
love for Telly Brett. I wouldn't. I wouldn't get in
the way of that. Just let them have it. So
on Friday, it was late in the show. You weren't
listening because you were off doing whatever you do. Later

(07:46):
in the day, we had US Surgeon General doctor VEVEK.
Morphy on with us to talk about all things COVID
and all things vaccinations, and we had such a tremendous
response we thought we'd give it to our early listeners.
You right now. You know most of us are still
at home doing the show. This has been going on
for way over a year and a half at this point.
COVID attacked us and still does to this day. And

(08:09):
just when we thought we could ease up have some fun,
it looks as if it's turning a different direction. And
so US Surgeon General, doctor VAVEC Morphy is with us,
so we thought we'd go right to the top. And
you said, simply put, health misinformation is costing us lives.
Nearly every death we were seeing today from COVID nineteen

(08:30):
could have been avoided. Doctor Morphy, Thanks for coming on today.
Tell us where you want to start. Well this first,
it's great to be with you this morning. And as
a doctor, I've spent many, many visits with patients over
the years, helping them sort through the information they're getting
online from friends and from their healthcare professionals, and it's

(08:50):
getting harder and harder to figure out what's true and
what's not. You know, help misinformation in and of itself
is in you, but what is new is the feed
and the scale the location with which it's spreading, particularly
through social media. And so one of the things that
we've realized, especially during COVID, is that that misinformation is
costing people their lives and harming their help because what

(09:12):
we've seen is that there are a lot of myths
out there about the vaccines, and about two thirds of
people who are unvaccinated they believe some of those common
myths or think they might be true because they've often
seen it on social media. So we've got to address
this help misinformation. The key way to do it is
to be careful about what we share online if it's
you're not sure if it's coming from a reputable, credible

(09:32):
scientific source, and then don't share. But we've also got
to ask our technology companies to step up and do
more to prevent the spread of misinformation. That's one of
the things that I do. Two weeks ago, when I
see the first Surgeon General's advisory on combating help misinformation,
you know, it's a sad, sad, sad story to see.
And we're seeing it more and more patients in hospitals

(09:53):
in very bad shape and actually begging for the vaccine,
and it's very very late in the game for them.
It's sometimes too late, but it's still not enough. It's
still it's still not working. And I know that as
we see the stories, we see hospitals are filling up
more and more. At the same time, we're all still
kind of going out and taking our chances. We were

(10:14):
taking these calculated risks, and I'm putting the masks back on.
When I'm inside, I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure that
you know, I talk to my friends one by one
that have not been vaccinated and tell them about how
important it is to reconsider. What are you find because
you're seeing it from the broad stroke, you're seeing all
of us, You're seeing an entire country being affected. What

(10:34):
do you want us to do? What can we do?
Everyone listening right now, We've been at this for eighteen months,
and it's this pandemic has turned our lives upside down.
So this has been this has been really tough. So
I just want to say first of all that I
appreciate how difficult this has been. But I also want
people not to forget all the progress we've made over
the last year, in particular since the vaccines became available.

(10:57):
Because of the vaccines, we've actually sayed more than one
hundred thousand lives. We've prevented hundreds of thousands of possibalizations.
That is the most important reason to still get vaccinated today.
But what we learn about this delta vrea is that
in the unusual cases where people have breakthrough infections, so
the small number of vaccinated folks who might get an infection,

(11:19):
they actually seem to be able to transmit the virus
to other people, which is different from other versions or
variants of COVID nineteen. And that's the reason the CDC
recommended that out of an abundance of caution, if you're
even if you're fully vaccinated, that you'll put your mask
back on in indoor spaces outside of your household to
help prevent the transmission to other people. So what I

(11:42):
think we're asking everyone to do is number one, get
vaccinated first and foremost, if you haven't, it's the best
way to stop this pandemic. Number Two, if you are vaccinated,
make sure you're wearing a mask in indoor spaces outside
of your house so that you can help reduce the
spread to others, especially in your family. And finally, just
remember this, Calling your family and friends, asking them if

(12:04):
they've been vaccinated and urging them to do so is
one of the most important things you could also do,
because that's ultimately how we're going to get our whole
country vaccinated. How effective are the antibodies from having COVID
the first time versus against the delta variant. So, first
of all, if you had if you have COVID, you
don't need to wait that long to get vaccinated. You
want to get out of your your period of isolation,

(12:26):
which is around ten days, but after that you can
get vaccinated. And here's why it's important to get vaccinated.
Even if you've had COVID, you probably do have some
level of protection from natural infection, but we one are
not sure how long that protection lasts. There certainly have
been cases of people who have been reinfected. The second
thing to know is that in the studies they've done it,

(12:47):
it looks like the vaccine you actually get higher levels
of what are called neutralizing antibodies. These are the soldiers
that your body builds to help fight infection. You higher
levels of those, and people tend to have on average
with natural infection. And why is that important because as
we've seen these new variants develop, we actually need it
turns out more soldiers and our body higher levels of

(13:08):
antibody to defend them off. And so having a higher
tighter through vaccination is at this point the safest way
we know to protect you from infection, even if you've
been infected with COVID before. By the way, this is
US Surgeon General, a doctor of Morphey talking about the obvious,
and so many people are texting in questions. Daniel, you
had one as well. Yeah, So my question is, you know,

(13:29):
what do you say to people who say, okay, So
we got to a point where we thought we were okay,
and now we have another variant, and now what's going
to happen? Do we keep getting variant after variant variant,
When does it stop? Yeah, it's it's it's the right
question to ask. And we have seen a number of variants.
Some have cropped up here in the United States, some
have come up in other countries. But you know, in

(13:50):
the world we live in, these variants travel all over
and they'll go to come to our country even if
they haven't started here. The reason these keep developing, it's
because we have uncontrolled spread of the virus. See, the
virus can only mutate when it's replicating inside your body.
If people are protected from the virus because they're immunized,

(14:10):
it has fewer places to hide to replicate into mutating.
So if the one of the keys to getting variants
to reduce in frequency is to reduce the level of infection,
and the key to doing that is vaccination. But the
key also here is not just vaccination in the United States.
We've actually got to help vaccinate the rest of the
world because variants elseware can come here. Because this is
a global pandemic, we only get through it with global

(14:32):
cooperation and action. Wow, I have a question as far
as where are we with this third booster shot or
is there going to be a booster shot. We are
looking actively at a number of different data sources to
understand ethan when boosters are needed, and what we're particularly
looking at is we're trying to see if there's evidence
of community or protection declining over time, and if that

(14:56):
manifest is an increase in breakthrough infections. And my suspicion
is that you know, we're going to get you know,
there pretty soon because we're getting more and more data
every day and that's going to be helpful to us.
But I think everyone should be prepared that their main
in fact he boosters will required here. But the good
news is that if they are required, we will be
ready as a country to get them to people where

(15:17):
they are and we will having us supply, So that
is the good news about it. UH such an honor
to have you here us Surgeon General, doctor Vavic Morphy.
Thank you for your time, and don't give up on us.
Let's stay with us. We will get through this pandemic
right together. But we will get it all right. Thank you,
Thank you, doctor Murphy, Thank you very much. Email Elvis
Duran and Lucy One Morning Show Elvis at Elvis Durand

(15:40):
dot Com. Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Hey, look,
we're talking the other day about hitchhiking, because every once
in a while, in this dangerous country of ours, you'll
see someone on the road hitchhiking. Yeah, and uh, scary
saw a hitchhiker for the first time in the day.
It was like an alien had landed from outer space.

(16:05):
The guy was on the side of the road and
he had his thumb up. And I only thought that
that hitchhikers existed in movies and with the stick on
their back, with their No, that's that's a hobo. That's
a different thing. No, No, you know, there are a
lot of people that hitchhike across the entire country. Yeah.
I was fascinated by I'm like, look, this guy's trying
to catch your eye with us. And then Nate just

(16:27):
pulled away. But there was also an element of fear
in his voice. He was a little terrified. He was like,
there's a hitchhiker. Yeah, okay, so a lot of people
haven't seen hitchhikers before. But yes, they are in more
in rural areas and not as much, you know, in
the city, because you can, you know, just walk in
the city. Yeah, but there are people who have hitchhiked.
I've heard the entire span of our our continent. Now.

(16:50):
So when we were in college, my best friend Melissa,
who you met at the wedding, she and I and
her best friend Glinda, we were driving on I seventy
five or whatever in Texas and there's this guy hitchhiking
and he was smoking hot and Listen said, let's pick
him up. I said, no, you know there's an element

(17:11):
of danger there. You know, you don't well, you know,
there's three against one. We'll take care of ourselves. So
Glenda said, come on, let's see what he's all about.
So I pull over and I think his name was Charlie.
So Charlie got into the car with us and like,
what are you doing? He said, I'm on my way
down to San Antonio. We're well, okay, we'll give you

(17:34):
a ride to our exit. And it ended up we
talked to when we took him to lunch. He spent
the weekend with us in our apartment. Well hello, yes,
oh oh yeah, no, so I mean Charlie was like,
we all hung out with Charlie. Whoa. It was the
weirdest weekend that would stay away from that. We picked

(17:55):
him up on a Friday, We left him and we
put him back on the road on Sunday. Did you
drop of off to where he was going? Well, in
the right direction. He got a weekend with us. We
got this crazy story because we each did Charlie, oh
my gosh, separately, who was first? I was, yeah, okay, Um,
if my children are listening, we don't pick up hitchhiker. Oh,

(18:17):
turning right up. It could have gone very wrong. That
could have gone very well. It could have and everyone's
really concerned about hitchhikers. Don't pick up a hitchhiker. But
isn't that really what uber is? You just call someone
that you don't get me, we have hitchhiking. You don't pay, Charlie,
pay Charlie. Good morning, Liz, how you doing? Hi? Good morning?
How is everybody? We're doing really well. So you have

(18:40):
hitchhiked before? Now, how far did you go when you hitchhiked?
Not fun it? Oh, twen years ago I went with
my friend. We're on a class country road trip and
were happy to be in Tennessee. Um, we went to
Nashville actually, and then uh, we were kind of drunk
and we forgot we had a taxi number in our

(19:03):
phone and we just started walking. And so who ended
up picking you up? Um? Some girls? Right? And how
far did they drive you? Um to Knoxville? Well, how far?
Like it? For? How long was it? Oh, it's probably
like thirty minutes. You know, that's a far distance. It

(19:26):
was a kind of scary, um because it was a
dirt road we were on and not a lot of
people were on it, right, and they kind of like,
did it you turn to come pick us up? It
was it was something you see in the films where
they end up like killing you. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean now we look back at it and waught
and we're like, wow, we definitely could have died. But yeah,

(19:50):
there there was a chance of death. But you survived.
It was exhilarating. You made it. You know again, I'm
I'm You're not you're not telling him when to go
oheat and hitchhike, are you? I mean I'm not. No,
I'm not. But you know, well, thanks for living, I mean,
thanks for listening. I appreciate that she lived. Yeah. I

(20:14):
can't believe all the calls were getting everyone's hitchhike. I don't,
I don't, I don't suggest you do this. Hello, Amy, Hi,
So your husband picked up hitchhikers. Oh, he's picked up several. Yes, yes,
Now do you guys live out in the country or
you live in the city or how does that work? Um?
At the time we lived in the country, but he

(20:36):
worked up in actually Erie, Pennsylvania or Nates from her right. Yeah,
it seems like the hitchhiking time. So so he picks
him up and how far does he drive them? Oh,
he had to drive him quite a ways into some
like really sketchy parts of Erie. And it was my
husband and his friend and they said they were really
freaked out and they didn't know if he was trying

(20:58):
to take them somewhere like Mum or something. That they
were really scared. Yeah, but they got they got out alive.
I know. But it's like you want to trust that
everything's gonna be okay. You're like, oh, look, an opportunity
to help someone, in, an opportunity to meet someone. Thank you, Amy,
thank you. I don't I I'm so weary of every

(21:19):
Like if someone asked me, hey, can you just out on? No? No, no, Yeah.
If I saw a hitchhiker today, I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it either. What's scary?
I feel like only hot hitchhikers have a shot at
getting a ride, Like nobody would ever stop for me.
Then don't go hitchhiking. We, especially me, I trust people

(21:44):
too much. I trust. We trusted Charlie and it turned
out it was okay. We had a great weekend with
Charlie and didn't catch any diseases. It was fat. There
was a guy I think I told this story a
long time ago. I let into my apartment in San
Antonio who was selling magazine subscribe options, and he stayed
for a while. My god, you have a whole another

(22:05):
book in you, I know, and I bought I actually
bought a magazine subscription from him. Never showed up. I
always worried too, and I wonder if I would you know,
if somebody you we see scary movies all the time,
somebody comes running to your door, banging on the door,
help me, help me out me? Yeah? Do you want
him in? No? No, No, I don't think so either.
That happened. I told you in my house and the Bronx,

(22:25):
we don't let people in the anywhere. I will call
nine one one for you. They had machetes. You let
machete people. You didn't let them in? Mom? Was it Halloween? No,
that was people fighting with machetes. You got to stay outside. Well,
hold on, stop everything. You opened your door and let
machete people had not opened the door. They were banging
to get in, and my mom did not let them in. Okay,

(22:47):
maybe that was a good idea. I think that you
made a good call with it. The machetes. Maybe was
the machete miss part of today's show, Elvis Stand on
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app Elvis Durand. In the morning show Elvis, Elvis Durand,

(23:10):
Elvis Durand, Phone Tap, Michael Oppenheimer strikes again. Dear Elvis,
my son Milo gets crazy when telemarketers call the house,
being Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue. Milo's been away for
a while, so he's not familiar with Michael Oppenheimer. He
won't recognize the voice, and Michael Oppenheimer's relentless sales pitches

(23:33):
will drive Milo nuts. Please phone tap him. He's a
crazy wild guys. You'll hear He's gonna fall for it
big time. All right, This is a phone tap done
by Milo's mother Cheryl and Milo's sister Nina. All right,
Scary is gonna play the part of Michael Oppenheimer selling
alarm systems. So Milo, shall we listen in? Hello? Oh

(23:55):
he is good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
HTS Home Security Systems. How are you doing today, sir?
Not too good? I'm real sick right now? Oh yeah, Well?
Did you know that one and every four home owners
have had their homes robbed each year? I didn't know that.
I'm sorry, can I Can I go? Because I really
don't feel good? Did you know that every eight seconds

(24:17):
a burglar breaks into another home. I'm sorry, I don't
mean to be rude, sir, but I really gotta go,
all right? Did you know that with HTZ Home Security Systems,
thieves don't stand a chance to rob you and get
away with your personal belongings? Oh, sir? Did you hear
what I say? Yes? I hear you. I don't know
feel good. I'm just gonna go all right. I don't
want to be rude. Will ensure your protection against no

(24:39):
I realized this, but I really gotta go all right.
Thank you for your time do we have a special
offer for you today, sir. No, I realized that, but
I'm not interested. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer HTZ
Home Security Systems. Again, sir. Did you know that one
and every four homeowners have had their homes and robbed
each years? And I've lived in South Africa, which is

(25:02):
one of the most dangerous countries in the entire world.
I don't go to bet with my doors locked. I
leave my windows open. If somebody wants to rob me,
then they can come in and rob me. I really
don't care. Did you know that every eight seconds of
burglar bricks into another home. Are you aware of this? Well,
you told me that before, so I'm aware of it.
One of those eight seconds could be you. I'm not
purchasing anything. I really have to go. Well, we seem

(25:27):
to have gotten disconnected. This is mister Michael up. And
I remember with HTZ Home Security system I'm actually robbing
this house I'm in right now, So I'm one of
the people that you're going after. Two police don't call
back normally, you're harassing me, man, stop calling this what's
your time? It was cool because I was very relaxed

(25:48):
and I said please don't call back. But this is
the third time in a row you've called, and I
don't appreciate it anymore. Honestly, you let me finish, sir. No,
I don't want to hear what you have to say.
I'm not interested in home security system, but we have
a limited time. But I don't even own this house.
I'm not interested. Do you really? I'm telling you I
already don't feel good, and I'm telling you please stop

(26:10):
calling my house. Do you live in an alice? Do
you understand sure we'll give you If you call the
house again, I'm going to call the police. We'll give
you the first month free. Though I realized this, no
other security company can come close to this type of offer.
I have to go. I'm saying goodbye, and if you
call again, then we're going to have a bit of
an issue. Hello, this is mister Michael Man. You've said

(26:32):
this before. So did you know that one and everything?
I realized that one in every five Holmes gets robbed
every forty seconds or whatever you're saying. Actually that was
the second fact. No, No, I know that's the second fact.
I don't want to hear it anymore. No, I don't
want to hear it anymore. Please stop calling my house. Sure.
All we want to do is make your home secure. Listen, man,

(26:53):
I have to go now. I'll talk to you again
in like twenty seconds, because they're gonna call it back
again in like twenty seconds. You're a real comedian, aren't you. Yeah,
I'm a comedian. Could I get on a comedy special?
I could get you on the radio. You can get
me on the radio. You want to meet the president
of HTZ Home Security. I want to meet the president
of h HTZ FM. You're making me stuff, dude, this

(27:16):
is scary Jones. You've been phone tapped? Are you serious?
But your mom you must be joking. Oh no way, man,
My grandfather he just said to me. It's probably those
crazy people from the radio. Phone tap was prerecorded permission
granted by All Duran Phone Ta Duran. In the Morning show,

(27:40):
Gandhi blew a Deserbert on her boyfriend the other day.
I did, and he didn't like it. See, I never
heard the word deservert. You told this story, Danielle. I've
called it a raspberry. I get it on my arm holding. Yeah.
I can also do the lips below and it makes
this noise. Yeah, that's called blowing a resberry. But you've

(28:09):
you've deserved. The observer was actually invented on the Cosby Show.
Did you know that? I did not know that. I
had just always been told it was azerber, and Nate
told me that it was invented by you know. Yeah.
I think he was given Rudy or maybe theo Aserbert
I can't remember different nowadays did and it was the

(28:36):
funniest moment, maybe of my whole year, because he is
extremely ticklish, like ticklish to the point that if you
brush up against him, he'll jump. So when I gave
him a little zerber, he screamed at the top of
his lungs and then started cackling and he couldn't stop.
He was laughing so hard he was crying, and he said,
don't you ever do that again. But it was through
laughter and tears. So that's all I want is a

(28:57):
subscription for one zerb at a month. Really permission, I
can see that. Oh guess what, honey, Today's Erbert Day.
Oh no, we've been negotiating the terms of it. So
he said, I'm not getting one a month, but I
could get one that I can deliver in public or private,
but only one. And I said no, I want twelve
in private. Yeah, you're asking for you much. I just

(29:19):
scare anyed an opening, been opening, been opener. Yes, it
is time. I want to everyone. I want to hear
everyone blow blow as let's have it. Let's have a competition.
You can use any body part on your body. Welcome
to blow aserber or welcome to blow a raspberry. Yeah,
or you can call it blow a fart on your
body part. I'm Froggy bull sleeves that he is ready

(29:42):
for competitions. I think the key is to make sure
your lips are wet and the surface is sort of moist. Okay,
all right, looks like everyone's gonna use their arm. I'll start.
What do you want. I'm licked his own like a poppy,
like Froggy, blow your your raspberry first. Go oh, I

(30:07):
get that check though. Okay, all right, scary, So you're
all using your arms. I have a different technique. Go gandhi. Wow,

(30:28):
all right, come on straight, Nate blow, I'm gonna blow
you all away. Ready. I'm doing the same way I
do it. This is the one. You put your palms
together and move them your hands up on your face. Okay, okay,

(30:49):
so that's good. I just should not be as fun
as it sounds like the ton boats coming When when's

(31:10):
the last time you blew uh raspberry? Just then that, buddy,
I don't know what that means. Trying to figure what
that means anyway, So there you go. Huh, I know, huh.
I'm telling you, if you guys know a ticklish person
and you haven't done it in a while, go give
him a Serbert or a raspberry, whatever you want to

(31:32):
call it. It will make your day. Wait, do we
have a prize that we could give the best raspberry?
Hands down? I'm not like a listener, like we have
two listeners competing. Okay, okay, Elvis, I'm having we have
two listeners competing, and then we give a good prize.
Do we have give Leticia on the phone line twenty four? Yes,

(31:53):
we could call it who blew it better? Letitia? How
are you? I am great? How are you guys doing well?
Are you so? So? Gandhi grew up hearing the word
was zerbert, but you're saying it's definitely it was from
the Cosby Show when you're growing up, right you remember
that episode? Yeah? Yes, absolutely, Rudy asked the dad. I
won't say his name because I know how people feel
about it. How do you how do you pronounce how

(32:15):
do you pronounce these letters? And it was like v
R b R T or something like that. Yeah, it's
z rbtt Erbert. Yeah, and then he did. He did
it on her face or her arm or whatever. And
that's how Zerbert was born. All right, let me hear you,
Let me hear you blow one what we call it better? Yeah?

(32:39):
Who blew it better? All right? Okay, let's go into competition,
you and me. All right, Letitia blow blow your Zerbert. Okay,
elephant dude, that was scary, like a beetle come in
South Africa and they're coming to the forest. They're coming
to the elephants. Okay, do it again, Okay, okay, okay,

(33:05):
flat I think you went hit the music. Wow. All right,
you know what you do? You get to spend the
wheel for five hundy or five Undy's freaking ray. So
it's either gonna lask, it's gonna land on five hundred
dollars or five pair of mac weldon underwear. We had

(33:25):
a problem last time were strut in between we did
give away both prizes either five hundy or five hundys
and it stuck again in the medal. Yeah you want
five hundred dollars and five pair of Macworldwe absolutely go

(33:48):
to macweldon dot com slash Elvis and use the promo
code Elvis for twenty percent off our favorite men's essentials
underwear and five hundred dollars on the way. Thank you
for listening to a Celestician. Thanks for blowing your reserve
on in front of millions of people. Thank you, guys.
I have been a big fan since the days of
Elvis and Elliott. I'm originally from the Bronx. Danielle Yeah,
and I love you guys. And I did not expect this.

(34:10):
I almost said, Nancy the call, look at that underwear
and you farted it on the radio. What a day?
All right? Now, I'm next up more Elvis Dana Show
and you are not gonna move Elvis story in the
Morning show. Oh so straight night. Was on the train
coming in this morning, and uh, this gentleman sits across

(34:32):
from me because on Metro North you the seats sometimes
face one another. And he's sitting there for a few
seconds and then he reaches into his back and pulls
out of banana. AM like, Okay, he's gonna have a
banana while he's sitting here on the train. Nothing wrong
with that. But then he takes the banana and breaks
it in half. It was a green banana, so you
could still snap it. So he breaks it in half
and takes one half and peels it down and eats it,

(34:54):
and then peels down the other half and eats the
other half with his other hand. So it was like
double fisting banana. I've never seen anyone eat a banana
like I have never Usually you see him the peel
from the top and peeled down. Yeah, And I'm trying
not to look at him, but I can't help it
because I've never seen anyone eat a banana in his
fashion break. Is there anything you eat and people give
you grief? You eat it for eating it that way? Oh? Yes,

(35:16):
like what I bite string cheese and it stresses everybody else.
I don't peel it like the string. I don't string
the string cheese, eat it whole. I just bite it.
And people have called me a serial killer, a sociopath,
and you are those things, But it has nothing to
do with how you eat string cheese. Coincidence. But at
the end of the day, it's just cheese. You can
eat it anyway you want, but it does taste different

(35:36):
if cold string, I think it's more satisfying to get
the bite of the cheese. You get more that little
string is like not really flavorful, but the bite. It's
not all bite cheese. Try So, Okay, the way I
eat a dinner roll is I was taught to eat
it this way. Okay, you pinch off a little pizza
the dinner roll, and you take a little bit of butter,

(35:57):
and you and you butter that little bite and then
you eat it. I don't open the dinner roll and
butter the whole thing. Oh so I was told, oh,
look at you, little dainty Elvis pitching off little pieces,
little bites and then buttering each one. I'm like, well,
is that not acceptable? See to me, that's more work.
Like if you just take the dinner roll, you open
it up right, and you slather on the butter or

(36:19):
whatever you want to put on it. If you're taking
each piece at a time, that's more work. I have
a friend who deconstructs sushi. What she orders the sushi roll,
she gets the sushi roll and then she picks out
each individual thing and we all want to kill her
for it. So they take all the time to roll
the sushi and then she unrolls it and eats it,
eats little piece like compartmentalizing each little nugget. Yes, totally

(36:40):
insults the SUSI. We have a couple of calls here, Jessica, Brianna, Amanda, Mary, Annie. Oh,
hello Jessica. How are you? Yeah? Hi, how are you?
I'm doing okay listening to us on why one hundred Miami.
Thank you for calling. Do you all your friends listen
to us down there? Yeah? I love that. Hey, so
we're talking about the weird way people eat foods, and

(37:01):
so do you get strains looks when you eat a
certain food a certain way? Yes? Sure, I eat cucumbers
whole or like I don't know, sweet peppers or the
little baby sweet peppers. I'll just eat them whole. I
don't so you'll eat like you'll eat like a red
pepper or like an apple. Yeah, yes, I do that.
Tough weekend. Yeah, this past weekend I was at a

(37:23):
family member's house and I don't know, they were giving
the kids cucumbers that snacks and I was just like, oh,
I'll just take one, and she's like, okay, you want
me to cut it up? And I was like, no,
just take it, and what Okay, that's funny. By that,
I thought it was pretty normal. I don't know. She
eats it like an apple, I know, but like on
a cucumber and has that you peel it usually first

(37:45):
and then cut it a cucumber, don't waste that skin.
But the peppers are really good if you take, like
especially when you get the little baby ones. Dip them
in a little salad dressing and they're a great snack.
And do you dip vegetables? You just eat them like

(38:06):
they are. I'll eat them like they are, or I'll
do what Danyelle said, same thing. I'll dip it into
some vegan rants or something. Yeah, that's so cool, Jessica.
Growing up with gardens, we would just eat stuff right
off the vine. I mean there's no dip out there. Yeah, Dame,
I eat tomatoes just right off our vine here. I
have a little garden, I'll do. I think that's a
healthier waya probably, Jessica. Don't let me. Don't let people

(38:28):
make fun of you. I don't all right, thank you
guys so much. I love you guys. I just want
to tell you you guys are the best. Oh, thank you,
thank you so much. Jica, have a beautiful day. Hello, Amanda.
Also listening to Oh maybe we're just on there? That's okay. Hey,
so Amanda, you eat foods in a way that people
make fun of. What is that or how is that? So?

(38:51):
What I do is I get potatoes, I peel them
and I eat them. Roll. Oh god, no, so okay.
Initial reaction from Gandhi is there. Why are you guarding her?
Because I don't even like a cold friends from like
this taste like potato. Potato. I can't imagine voluntarily just
taking that down for you. It's not that bad. I mean,

(39:12):
add a little salt to it and it's good, Okay.
At the at the end of the day, it's a
root vegetable, just like a carrot. It is. It's a
little different in flavoring, but I mean I can see
you doing it, Amanda. Don't let people make fun of you.
You're okay by by our way anyway, Yes, I am
I'm fine with it all right, thank you, Go eat
your raw potatoes. Hello, Brianna. Hi. Oh listening to us

(39:33):
on Ze New York. Oh we got one? Okay, what
is it? You eat and you are poked fun at?
I put cookies inside of a glass and then pour
milk over it, and then I mash it up a
cookie mash. You know, Brody does that too? You do
that too? Yeah? I like to do really I do

(39:56):
a lot of times with fig Newton's. I let them
sit in the milk, then the crumbs come off. The
eat the figs, and then the crumbs are in the
milk installations. How do you eat the ants from the fig? Yeah?
All figs tastes like they have ants in them. So
do people give you hell for pouring milk over your
cookies and turning into a cookie mash all the time?
People think it's extremely disgusting. I actually, after three years,

(40:19):
just saw my boyfriend try it because he had to
see what all the hype was about, and he admitted,
this is amazing. See I could. I feel like the
consistency of it, like ushiness. It's like a like a
melted blizzard from dairy Queen. I'm in like exactly what
it is? All right, Brianna, We love you, Thank you, Philip,
Thank you for listening, so so far, I haven't heard
anything that disgusted me. You hate to put the raw

(40:40):
pinta a little hold. It's like a weirdness, right, Hello, Liz,
Good morning, Liz, good morning. So you live on Long Island,
which is famous for their very fresh corn on the cob, correct,
I guess, yeah, absolutely good for I love the corner
out there. So you when you eat a corn off
the cob, how do you eat it? Um? I eat

(41:01):
it one kernel at a time so that I don't
get it in my teeth because it just it really
bothers me to pick stuff out of my teeth and
it just grosses me out. So I take my time
and I eat it one at a time. So how
do you get the kernel off the corn? Cob? Um?
So really, it's it's really strange. Once you get like
one kernel off the end, you can kind of like

(41:22):
loosen the rest of them and they all come out perfectly.
When you actually see the kur like the cop at
the end of it, it's completely clean, like a bird
ate it. It's it's really freaking weird, and people give
you hell, don't they. My family has been making fun
of me since I can't even remember, And I try
not to do it in front of like new friends

(41:44):
or people that don't know me, or because I'm out
at like a restaurant or something, because otherwise it does
take me a bit longer. But sometimes I'll just cut
it right off the cop. But my family gives me
hell for it, and they'll sit there and watch me.
Because I would think it would take you a lot
longer to eat. It takes longer. I'd be like, could
you sign up so we can go? Yeah, we gotta,
we have dessert waiting. It's worth it, though. You eat

(42:08):
that corn anyway you want, girl, It's all up to you.
I never thought i'd say that someone, thank you, you
eat that corn? Girl? You eat that corn? Time? Girlfriend. Yes.
If I saw someone doing one at a time and
we were in a hurry, I'd slap that corn right
out of their hand. Come on, no more corn for
a time. Vegetable. Hey Mary Annie, how are you hi?

(42:30):
I'm good. How are you doing well? Okay? What do
you eat that makes people freak out? And how do
you eat it well? First of all, besides the raw
potatoes thing, I feel like I do all that other stuff. Okay,
all right, But I eat my little Debbie's really strange.
So oh Debbie snapcakes. Yeah, like you know how to
cut the hearts and the Christmas trees and all that.

(42:51):
I like these Swiss rolls. Oh yeah, and I eat
Swiss rolls weird too, Okay, how do you do it? Weird?
As I think it's the cake, So I peel off
the frosting, I put it on the side. I eat
the cake. Then I go back and I eat the frosting.
You know what, I know a lot of people who
do that with cupcakes and stuff, because the frosting is
the best part. You're eating cake with a frosting chaser,

(43:18):
you know, someone, Mary Annie, someone actually said they keep
their cupcake frosting intact on the cupcake, but they turn
it over and eat the frosting on the bottle. I've
done that. What would be if you keep in mind
that means the frosting hits the tongue first? All right,
try that? Maybe try that and see what happens. Thanks

(43:40):
for listening to us, Mary Annie, I'm okay, you can eat.
I listened to you every single morning, and we love you.
You have cake for dinner and you have frosting for dessert.
Why not Hello Amy, Hello, good morning, good morning. So
if I brought a dozen Dunkin donuts over there to
you right now, how would you eat your donuts? I
would completely flatten them, and they taste so much better. Now,

(44:03):
how do you flatten them with an iron or how
do you do that? No? I don't iron them. I
pick them in between a paper cow and I just
smash my hands down on top of it. That's awesome.
They taste so much better. I'm not kidding. You have
to try it. Well, don't do it if it's a
jelly donut, that could become yeah, that little messy. I

(44:24):
don't recommend that. But I also flat my cheeseburger. You
need to try that. So you like flattened foods. All
my food today? They taste so much better. Plan right,
You know what you people keep need to keep in mind.
The shape and the way that the different ingredients fall
on the food you're eating will totally change the way

(44:45):
you taste it if you if you mix it up,
because what it hits the tongue first. That's why I
always talk about eating a cheeseburger upside down, because that
puts the cheese on the bottom closer to the tongue.
So when you first take the bite, you get the
condiments and the cheese first. You understand, absolutely, it makes
sense to me. So if you don't want to turn
your cheeseburger upside down'm gonna leave it right side up
and you go upside down. Yeah, or put the stuff

(45:07):
on the bottom bun. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, one more call because I'm getting hungry. I'm
so starving right now. Let's see Hello, is it Jessica? Yeah?
What are you eating? In a different way? That makes
people kind of crazy? No matter what food I'm eating,
I always eat the middle of the food last. Like
if I was eating pizza, i'd eat if like, I'd

(45:31):
eat the crust and then the very tip, and then
I'd work my way to the middle. Or a hot dog,
I'd take one bite of the side, flip it over,
take a bite, and then work my way to the middle. Now,
why is that? I wonder what happened to you as
a child. I'm not sure. No, I don't know. I
just I feel like my favorite bites the middle. Why

(45:52):
not eat it anyway you want? Yeah? I mean, let
him make fun of you. You know, I'm saying that
makes you special. Yeah, it's kind of messy sometimes if
I have a nice, big juicy cheeseburger and fumbling with
the middle last, but it's worth it. My question is this,
who wrote the rules on how you have to eat something?
There's no rule, there's no direction book. No, it's not

(46:13):
like rules of etiquette. Don't be a weird Okay, eat
dessert first. I just disgusting people out at the table
and then you're fine. Thanks for listening to Jessica at show.
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, Scary,

(46:36):
I need some music for this. We're about to talk
about the black sheet for the family. Well, of course
you are. But that's okay. Uh, every family has that
one individual in the family that's a little different, that
walks to the beat of a different drum. You know
what I'm saying, and I do believe it is Gandhi
in her family. You are absolutely correct, total right, Yeah,

(46:58):
without a doubt, Scary, give me some music for Are
you the black sheep of your family? All right? Where
did I steal this from thought catalog? All right, here
we go. Okay, Gandhi, Yes, your date is always a
point of discussion among your family without a doubt. Yes, right,

(47:18):
either you're consistently dateless or your long string of much
older tattooed otherwise inappropriate partners, it never fails to raise
their eyebrows. Totally true. All right, you are now officially
on your way to getting the award for black sheep
of your family. Yes. Number two, you, out of everyone
in your family, have the biggest potty mouth. Yeah. Yes,

(47:39):
Even when you leave your world for your families, it's
hard to suddenly develop a filter. So you're a potty
mouth at home right all the time. Even from my mom.
I'm like, I can't She says, I can't believe you
would say something like that, even if I don't curse,
it's more like the content as well. All right. So okay,
another reason we have discovered that you are the black
sheep of your family. This one I don't know about you.
Shots are your preferred alcohol whole delivery system? No, no, okay, good?

(48:02):
You do drink straight liquor, though I do. I like
whiskey on the rocks, but I feel like the rocks
takes away the shot aspect of it. So a shot
now for male and female? You're if you're a male,
you don't like football, and if you're a female, you
don't jump into the can I hold it line when
someone shows up with an infant. That is so true.
I actually try to hide in the corner, like I

(48:23):
go off in the corner and try not to hold
the babies. And then at the last family reunion, I
try to hold the baby and he screamed, and I'm like, see,
this is why I don't do it. Oh yeah, right,
you are the black sheep of your family. All right,
So the formerly fun loving people in your family who
are now respectable adults address you with a smirk every
time you say hello, yeah, without a doubt. Okay, oh

(48:44):
my gosh. So what other signs prove that she could
be the black sheep of her family? Maybe you, maybe
you can think of someone on your own, I mean,
for me personally in our family. The tattoos and piercings
and now the diamonds in my teeth. Yeah, that doesn't
really go with the rest of the foe. Yeah, but
they're they're doing all right with it. Also, the fact

(49:05):
that you did radio. Yeah, they didn't want you to.
Like they they're all like doctors and you know, all
these really cool, important jobs and here you are. Ye.
Do you show up at family gatherings empty handed? No,
I'll bring Oh okay, so you're doing oh oh. I
know one thing and it drives my mother insane. I

(49:26):
love jeans that have some dares in them or are
afraid at the bottom. And my parents have this thing
in their head that if your jeans are ripped, it's
because you're poor. So they cannot stand my ripped jeans,
and my mom if I wear them any any time.
They're the families around sheets hashtag bad gandhi. Yeah, all right,
Line twenty four, it's Liz. All right, let's find out who.
I think. It's kind of cool to be the black
sheep of the family. Got to be honest, I consider

(49:48):
me the black sheep of my family. Well, this is
when there's when you set the expectations really low. You
can never fail anyone good way of looking at it.
Liz is on line twenty for Hello Liz, the black
sheep of her family. Good morning, elvis or in show
from our y'all this morning. I can tell by the
way you're talking you are the black sheep of your

(50:09):
family because because you have that that you have that
sassy sound. I love that. So what makes you think
you're the black sheep of your family? Well, to start off,
I'm originally from New Jersey or outside of New York City. Hi, everybody,
but I'm the only one that moves out of state.
I'm living in Dallas, Texas, so I'm the only one
that moves out. I have all cops, my dad, my brothers,

(50:32):
you know, my uncle's all cops. And then I'm the spot,
the pot smoking nurse of the family, the fun and
also the fun aunt. Yeah, I'm child free, but love
to spoil the crop out of my niece and her nephews. Yeah,
and I do think. I think that the single sibling
is sometimes the black sheep of the family. All right, So,

(50:54):
but don't you wear that badge proudly though? I mean,
you're cool being the black sheep. Absolutely, are you kidding me?
I'm the aunt that my nieces come and talk to
if they've got pobles so they don't feel like going
to my stiff older brothers for So I'm totally cool
with it. And Hey, just so you guys don't know,
I love all of you. I've been listening to you
for you know, fifteen plus years. Thank you. Yeah, well

(51:19):
thee is not a bad thing. No, I think it's
a great thing. All right, listen, thank you, go have
a great black sheep day. Thanks for listening to us. Okay,
thanks you too, by okay bye. Holly on line twenty
three definitely thinks she's the black sheep of her family. Holly,
prove it. Prove to me that you're the black sheep
of your family. So on my eighteenth birthday, me and
my sister are kind of equal. She took me to

(51:41):
get my first tattoo, and I got home and I
tried to hide it from my mom for like a
good three weeks. And then I wore a white tank top.
She's like, what's that your hip? I'm like, what do
you mean? Like, what do you mean? She's like, do
you have a bruise? And she saw the babes hummingbird?
She's like, when did you get that? Freaked out? Wow?

(52:04):
I don't know, but that's not too black sheepish. A
lot of people have tattoos now, but but what other
things do you do that's different than all the other
kids in your family or your sister? Um? I talk
about like farting, Yeah, and they absolutely don't like my mom. Well,
it's a huge joke that my mom doesn't pooper fart,

(52:28):
So you're like the brown sheep. Actually, yeah, I get it.
It's really funny, Holly. People are texting in saying, uh,
my sister is the black sheep of the family. She's
the vegan. Vegans really the black sheep of the family.
All right, thank you, Holly. Have a have a black
sheep day. Nothing wrong with that, Uh, go ahead. I

(52:49):
was just thinking, yeah, because vegans is like, hey, we're
coming to the family gathering and you know you have
a special you know, food that you need a lot
of times you tell the black sheep they got to
bring their own food, or what if the vegan tries
to throw the party, and then you're all that there
you go, oh yeah, I like how you're saying that,
y'all eat that. Mcalina on line twenty one, the black

(53:11):
sheep of the family. Hi, Mcalina, Hello, how are you guys?
We're doing well. I think I think you're talking to
a room of black sheep. I gotta be honest, I
think that's sort of the common denominator here. What makes
you the black sheep of your family. I'm actually the
black sheep because I'm the I'm the normal one. They're
all the crazy one. Okay, I get that. I'm the

(53:33):
person that does quote unquote all the right things. I've
never gotten into trouble, and they all make fun of
me because I'm too nice. Oh, you're the goodie goodie
in the family. Exactly. My name is pretty Prince, So
I get it. They all look at you like, oh God,
how disgusting. She's so great. Thank you, Mcalina, have a

(53:56):
good day. Jess is not the black sheep of Hello Jess,
Hi Elvis. Well, hello, so you're not the black sheep.
What are you? No, I'm not the black sheep. I'm
the rainbow sheep of my family. Are you're gay? You're lesbian? Yes,
I'm super gay, and that when it came out that

(54:18):
like I was gay, it was kind of scandalous, of course. Yeah. Yeah,
because they're like really like it's like not the norm,
Like they didn't they don't hate like people that are gay.
It's just like that's like an other people problem. And
I get it. I get it. But you're extra special,

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You're different. You're the rainbow sheep of the family. Do
they still invite you to family events. I mean, are
you still feeling love? Oh oh yeah, absolutely. Like my
dad this year, he actually wished me like a happy
pride and everything, and he said that he was going
to try to like come to NYC Pride and like
surprise me. It was really great. Oh see, that's all good.

(55:04):
So it's it's it's kind of good being the rainbow sheep.
I'm the rainbow sheep of my family. So I understand,
I concurd. I think she's becoming the accepted sheep. Yeah, exactly. Listen,
you totally accepted sheep. But I love the rainbow sheep.
I've never I've never heard that term before. I love it.
All right, thank you for listening, Jess. Have a great
day and make sure you listen every day. Okay, Elvis
Duran and the one hundred Morning Show email us your thoughts.

(55:27):
Go to Elvis durand dot com and click on the
email Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.
Don't you remember when you're a kid show and tell
it's cool? Oh yes, I would always forget until that morning.
Then I just grab my mom's blender and take it in.
Your mom's mom makes dakerins into this so fun. Anyway,

(55:47):
I'm glad we put some thought into this. Well we'll
soon see, now, won't we. So we invited everyone or
most people in the Morning Show, if they wanted to
play along, please bring in something for a Show and Tell,
and I think we should just dive right on into it. Ready, Yeah,
there we go, boys. Okay, it's random order. The computer

(56:16):
spit them out in no particular order. Okay, okay, our
first up for show intell display is Danielle. So what
I really wanted to bring I forgot because I forgot
we had show intel. So this is from the back.
So you're telling us that you're giving us crap. C
This is something very special to me, and I actually
have kept it for years. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lashey

(56:39):
have not been together since like what two thousand and six.
I think they got a divorce. Then, okay, this is
a picture of them kissing at one of our events,
and I know that they have significant others now, not
them each other. But I keep this up in the
back as a memory to when Jessica's were together. Show

(57:01):
and Tell a couple that is no more kissing. But
daniel does keep it up at her desk because she
worships it. She lights a candle in front of it.
And now next on our randomly chosen order list of
Show and Tell participants, I like this Brody Brody who
didn't know what the concept was about Show and tee.

(57:22):
I googled it, all right. So so this is a
plastic case. It looks like a wheel, and it's full
of hot wheel car when I was a kid, Now
there is this a quick story behind it. You guys
know when I was a kid, I had cancer. Yeah,
so so seven years I had to go through chemotherapy
and every time I went for treatment, my parents bought
me a hot wheel car or a matchbox car. And
so I have about five hundred of them now. And

(57:43):
so this is a constant reminded of me that I'm
here and I'm okay. But this is one of my
absolute favorites. I love that awesome Brodie, and I love
the Hot Wheels brand is still alive today, as am I.
All right now, I moved to Froggy Froggy of course,
checking in from Florida. What did you bring in for
Show and Tell? What? Elvis? If you remember, I went
to Italy and one of the hotels that we stayed

(58:05):
at had a very very cool key system and the
key's very expensive. They said, if you take it, they
charge you. Well, since I wasn't paying for the room,
I kept the key. So here is the key. Look
at this key. It's so cool from the Hotel Danielli.
That's the Hotel Danielle in Venice. I've used that key before, Yes,
but you would to steal it too well I did,

(58:27):
and so if you would like it, I would let
you hold it sometimes. It's a beautiful key. Is a
memoir of my trip and I will always have it.
You were in three. Yes, it's so cool. It's the
coolest key ever. I love it. I love this key.
That is a nice key. And now Show and Tell
brings Scottie B. Where Scottie, Hello, Scotty B. I'm sure
you have something very unique for Showtell. I mean, there's

(58:49):
not much of a story behind this. But um, I
can't really figure out how to get all my songs
on my phone, so I brought my iPod that's probably
about fifteen years old at this point. Oh my god,
show it to the camera that I still use. I
take it on trips with me. And it still hooks
up to the computer and everything. No, it doesn't. So
that's why all these songs are from the nineties and
early two thousands. And the last song that I put

(59:10):
on here was Bowling for Soup Girl. All the bad
guys want after it's playing right now, and so I
still use it. People look and they laugh at me
on the plane, but I don't care. I love my iPod. Yeah,
the iPod lives in scott the world. Okay, now we
move on to Scary Guy. Long before there were Nintendo
switches and portable like PlayStations and things like that, I
was growing up, and long before video games themselves, they

(59:32):
had these handheld games that were just one game and
it was a big clunker and it was the first
one I ever got. My my mother Roseanne and my
father Tony introduced me to the world of digital Derby.
This is an actual it's a singular clunky ass game
with it. It's got a it's got a steering wheel
on it. You could shift the gears. You press the

(59:53):
button and show it to the class. Look at that.
This is like a relic. Actually it has moving parts.
It has ye, that's the wheel. I don't know if else,
how do you explain what that is? Where the car
switched langes and then you get into a crash with
the car in front of you and it goes and
the thing lights up red if I had batteries in it,
there you get anyway, what year is that from? This
came out in nineteen seventy eight, but I got it

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in the early eighties. I was like, must have been
like seven eight years old, and this is very sentimental
to me. Digital derby, digital dery. I should have brought
Mayatari Pong Gandhi is next, Okay, in no particular order.
So I brought in this painting. We'll show the class

(01:00:36):
is painting. So my boyfriend and I have started painting stuff,
which is super fun, especially to do as a couple,
and he wanted to practice first. While it was drying,
he accidentally shot off a confetti cannon, so all the
confetti got stuck on painting. Well, no, it's a part
of the artwork. It is. It's so cute. That's what
I brought. And that's a g if you were wondering.
So I love what you guys do as a couple.

(01:00:56):
So Gandhi and her boyfriend they get really trashed and
they paint things. Yeah, now the Show and Tell floora
recognizes his name. Okay, there's a lesson involved in mine.
So you guys know I love the song Sailing by
Christopher Cross. Yes. Well I got to go see him
live in concerts and he signed my viol album. With
my buddy Brad Jerome from college went and purchased for

(01:01:19):
a dollar for me and he signed the album. But
the lesson is never meet your heroes, because Christopher was
a butthole to me. To butt hole there you go,
never meet your idols right there. I love that there
is a lesson to me learn there. I like that
that's a dual purpose. Yeah, Show and Tell item all right, Sam,
you're up next. Speaking of butt holes, I have something

(01:01:41):
that's going to change your lives. So I love decorating
my apartment and I'm very visually like set on things.
So because of that, I never got a squatty potty.
Those things are ugly. So I found these amazing bamboo
things that are called the squat and Go and it's
just the size of your foot and it is changing
my bathroom game. She put those next to your toilet.
You can adjust the heights so It acts like the
squatty potty. You put your little feet up on it,

(01:02:02):
but then you can just collapse it. Did you wash
that before you brought it in? I alcohol swab this
twice because I knew you guys very nice and people. Hey,
I have a squatty potty. I like them. Squatty potties
are so so once you start, you want them everywhere?
Ye all about you? Elvi? Look okay, oh um wait
it's a cutting board. Yeah, so, I don't know if

(01:02:24):
it's in the shape of a state. I don't our
friends Mad and Josh gave this to us. I think
it's upside down. It's a cool cutting board. What is
that I don't recognize? Is that Max? It's It's it's Max.
It's taken from this picture. That's Max. That's cute, max

(01:02:47):
head cutting board. That's pretty cool, is it? I think
that's pretty cool. I don't know. I don't know if
I can cut lime for my cocktails on my dog,
I know, but I think it's cute because it was
something they really put thought into some one out and
got something I thought you'd like. We sat there for
an hour and what is this? Because it was like, yeah,
is that Delaware state. So that was my show and

(01:03:12):
tell in the shape of my dog's ears. Max very nice,
Max head cutting board. And there you go, Charlemagne and
dj Envy from the Breakfast Club and Tell. They brought
in their own show Intel. Good morning, dj Envy morning,
I was gonna get a good morning. I got a
good morning. Charlogagne. Come here, give me a on what's happening?

(01:03:34):
So we thought you're just like when we were kids.
We thought we would do show and tell today. Okay,
you show me, I'll show you mine exactly exactly a turn.
So there was always showing, but there's always the telling part.
So we need to hear. What what have you brought
in for show and Tell today? Charlemagne? Dj Envy? Why
are you a part of this? Why do you want
to be a part of this? What is this dj
v's Christmas gift? Okay, what is it? Would you like

(01:03:55):
to tell them? It's a mold of Charlemagne's Uh, but
I don't. Where can I show them? Where? Where can
I show a chocolate that's not a chocolate? Baby? Hold on,
I have to find as a silicon. But you give
a real feel. But wait, your chandeliers hanging down there.
It's not just a butt though, just to taste, there

(01:04:16):
is any mistaken what what gender butt? That is? Hole?
It comes with the testicles as well. Let me see it.
Have put your finger in it. I don't want to
put my finger in it. Let me see. Danielle picked
up and turn around. It's just something like this, Holy Chris,
don't ask it's free with shoutouts. Don't tell Danielle. Don't

(01:04:37):
hit these buttons Charlemagne's. But my butt is heavy, Elvis,
you have a how a butt that heavy? Yes? I
have questions, very nice everywhere. I gotta I gotta take control,
gotta take control. This is a gift from Charlemagne to
dj NV. What a thoughtful gift, very thoughtful. Second of all,

(01:05:00):
you got a fine booty, Thank you, godfather. You really
did the one time to slap it one time? Godfather?
Hold on, have you done that before? So? Yes, let
me ask you a question. Yes, how do you get
someone to do this for you? Well, this is a
reimagining of what my dairy air would look like. I
didn't actually lay down and get demoding on it. And

(01:05:24):
the guy was here, Doc Johnson, he was here, and
he just kind of like looked at me, and you know,
I just I don't wear baggy pants, and you can
kind of see the fist and what it would look like.
The shade me a favorite, and he reimagined what it
would look like, envy, Hold it up and pull your
pants down. Let me see if it looks you want
to give his fat. I want to see if it
looks just like that. Let me see. I don't look

(01:05:45):
just like it. I'm giving him consent. Don't, don't. Don't
show them his booty falling out of the bar. Hold on,
what does she here? Again? Hold down, guys, Hey buddy,

(01:06:05):
it's how you make the big buffs that I hard. Guys. Okay,
go ahead, all right, let me see, let me see,
let me see. But now, pull your underwear down. What
do you underwear? I can't do that. Yes, you can
do it. It's not this fact though, I'll be honest. Yeah,
but I don't. I'll tell you what I'll see. I'll

(01:06:27):
see it later. You know my thought process behind this.
And he always says I'm his favorite a hole, right, right,
So I decided to bring him my a hole. Now
you can take me home with him, right, You guys
are actually trending nationally because of your booty hole. Yes, okay,
by the way, it is an exact, sort of exact
replica Charma Maine's butt including it's anatomically correct. Yes, t

(01:06:51):
here right now, how I'm tapping my microphone. Yeah, I'm
not going to tap Charla Mage's. But this is funny.
That is fun though. That guy did you a favor
with reimagining whatever? I mean, I'm not that well, but
I figured if I was getting something that's, you know,
a little bit enhanced, I wanted to look look the best, right,
I'm with you, yes, Charlemagne first, and you know what,

(01:07:14):
I'm glad you brought that up because I was looking
at the new Channel love bracelet, right, and you know
how you give somebody a Chanel love bracelet because it's
a symbolization of your love. I wanted him to bring
me a beige ass like this, a replica of his,
and then we could exchange him and we'd be but
but but that didn't happen. For hold on, you can't
hear on the headphones. But Froggy, as a question, what Froggy,

(01:07:35):
I'll convey your question, what is it? Well? I just
wanted to know exactly like it, like you asked, and
he laid down for this. Because it looks it's got
a very good look. It looks like what Charlemagne would
look like. Yeah, I imagine exactly. This is a reimagining.
I didn't. I didn't get this. Actually, it looks a
little as I made him motioning yesterday. The only thing

(01:07:59):
talk to me, hold on, is there something a little
bizarre here? Little because when you lift it up, you
have to hold it like a bowling ball. If you
know what I'm saying, you have to stick your thing.
You know what I'm saying. I don't know how long
you've been sexually active, holes work something. I don't know.

(01:08:21):
I don't that's what some people it's like. It's like
it says on your mirror. You don't want to go
in to some people because they it's like severe tired
tread damage will occur, you know what I'm saying. Anyway,
I'm glad you shared this with us on Show and Time.
I'm glad that I got to show my ass this
one you did. Thank you, god Father, Appreciate you. Guys.
We're gonna hang this up in the Breakfast Club studio.

(01:08:42):
So when guests come in. They have to rub it
like the Apollo log. It's for good luck and blessing. Absolutely,
that's right. Hang it in the kitchen even better. You
know what I want to do though, I actually want
to put a ticket into engineering that I need them
to come out this just so I can see what
the denial will look like. Yes, all right, Djagne from

(01:09:06):
the breaka some fine. All right. Wow man, this is
Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Wow. You know, following
Gandhi and Diamond and Andrew as they are off the
grid over the weekend, you guys had a lot of fun. Uh,

(01:09:29):
who's you're not. Let's just be very clear. I know
that you guys are enjoying some cocktails from time to time.
You're not driving that RV, right, Let's make it very clear. No, yeah,
no way, we are not drinking and driving. We're not
even drinking on the RV at all. I mean I
couldn't even drive that RV totally sober. I mean, it's
such it looks like it looks like a challenge. It
looks like a lot of fun though, right, it is

(01:09:49):
a challenge. And I'll tell you what, I am very
proud of all of us for even driving it. It
was an intimidating vehicle when we first got ahold of it.
It's thirty two feet it's like a school bus. It
is big. There's all kinds of stuff to learn about it,
how it works, and we've done I'm proud of us.
I think we've done a pretty good job of navigating.
So yay for us and feel free to ride along
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(01:10:12):
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(01:10:56):
donation what Nate, I have a question, Gandhi, now that
you've been on the road with the Diamond and Andrew
for what a little over a week now? Hm, you
have any regrets on that to see? Not one, No,
honestly none. We have had such a good time together,
and I think we all know when to leave the
other people alone. We're not like constantly talking or on

(01:11:16):
top of each other. It's great. Do you think this
will be one of those bonds where you all get
a matching tattoo at the end of it. We already
talked about it. Andrew's not interested in tattoo ever. Oh well, okay,
do you still have four more days or whatever? He'll
see if you can tolerate. Do you think there's money
to make him get one? Do you think by the

(01:11:37):
time it's time to separate from each other, you're gonna
be like, oh, thank you, Yeah, I think we will.
I think it'll be a thank you, sweet Jesus thing,
But not to get away from each other, just to
be alone in our own place with our own stuff,
and you know, be bumps because we have not done
that at all. This whole time in the morning,