The Day You Shot Yourself

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in the country, this show, I swear to God, the
show in the morning show, the story in the morning show. Hey,
you know what's kind of funny about that? You heard that?
You heard that right? Yeah, I can tell that's actually,

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with the help of computers, that is actually coaster Boy
Josh's voice. Did you recognize it? You can hear it? Yeah,
it's so funny. I missed my coaster Boy Josh. Hey,
welcome to the day. It is Monday. On know, somewhere
in the year twenty twenty. We don't know what in month,
we don't know what day. It doesn't matter. It's a Monday.
We're waking up. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning, Hi, Gandhi, Hello,

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Hi Froggy, Hello, Elvis, Hello, Scary, Good morning Elvis. And
there's producer Sam, Hi, producer Sam morning, Hi straight Nate. Well,
so we're thinking, God, wouldn't it be great to be
next to an ocean? And oh God, wouldn't it be
great to be eating cake? I have an idea, don't

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you think? Yeah? I know. Joe Jonas is waking up
listening to us. Hey, Joe, welcome to the day song.
Oh no, see you walking around gets mute? So serious,
go out speak you just get it, start it. Don't

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you sit so dip, so waste time with the masterpiece.
To waist time with the masterpiece. You should be roaming me.
You should be roaming me. Ah, you will be a
love fantasy. It will be a love fantasy, but your
moments so carefully. Let's start living dangerously. So I leant

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ya keep the can't the ocean only? Let's crazy ya
keep on? Can't the ocean high? Damn seeing linking prosing

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from your phone? One another days American, Yes, ma'am, I'm
tired of the robs getty on the dry land land
waste on the masterpiece. To wasteam with the masterpiece. You
shouldn't be roll with me. You should be rouming me.

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You will real life fantasy. It will real life fantasy,
but your movie is so carefully. Let's start living danger love.
I'm da let's go, ye keep going, okay, cake by

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the forill be now only yea yea keep cakeep, keep away,

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so listen so to me bout it's a crater down
a crater keep on alwa really can't by the oshaw

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you be now just soon. That's right, keep on, can't
buy oshan? Oh my god, that sounded awesome. I totally

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forgot about that song. Hey, you know what, I bet
there's a lot of songs we forget about. Why don't
you text them to me? At fifty five? Yeah, let's
do it all request bun day. What do you say? Anyway? Well,
let's get rolling with the show. Um, where do I start?
First caller of the day. I love Andy and he's
listening while hauling a very very important important shipment. Andy
on line two, Hello Andy, Hello, lay well, hello lady.

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So Andy is pulling a truck full of letch a.
I love that You're you're how much milk do you
have in your truck? Hey? Can you give us a
number of gallons? Um? While I was telling Nate that
I have of milk for coff and it's on pallets
of hundred ninety two on a pallet, I think there's

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something like that. Okay, Well we're here, so you have
a lot of milk. In other words, well, look, you
know we're hearing every other word I mean, but you
must be delivering to some very important recipients today. I
mean who's getting the milk? Yeah, Costco. Oh oh perfect, Yeah,
I love that. Look, you know what, Andy, what you're

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doing is so essential. There are some people who are
lacto us intolerant that I'm sure they treat you like
your count dry Kula and they hold a crucifix up.
But I'm gonna tell you I love I love a
glass of milk. I love a glass of milk. Call
me crazy, I love it. Thank you for what you do, Yeah,
no problem, okay, Look you know well, look you're the

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first call of the day. We're gonna send you some
Elvis drain morning show scrubs. I want you to hold
on and have a safe, safe drive. That's very P's
just cargo you have back there. Hold on one second,
don't leave us. Don't you love milk? Didn't we have
the milk conversation the other day? I mean, no one
loves milk more than straight and ate. Yeah. I can't
hear you turn it on. I had it did night, Elvis. Oh,

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I got a big glass of chocolate milk. It was
so buttery and delicious. I can't wait to go home
and have another glass. I'm so excited. Good for you,
Good for you. Well, look all right. So um, so
we got that out of the way, our first caller
of the day. Let's get going with horoscopes. Here we go,
there's a horoscope music. You know. I gotta ask you

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a question. Is it me? Or are we still asleep?
And this is a nightmare? Is it just me? Sometimes
it feels like that? Oh my god? All right, you know,
just trying to get all this equipment to work at once,
it's just mind boggling. Yep. I remember back in the
old days, before the invention of digital, everything worked. Yeah,

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I guess I'm I'm an old soul anyway, producer. Same,
who do you want to do horse with? I'm going
to really shake things up today, and let's try to
do them with skiery. Oh okay, he doesn't have enough
to do. All right, let's see, all right, let's do
it scary. Well. If it's your birthday today, you're celebrating
with Robert de Niro turning seventy seven, Capricorn, Your reward

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for all your hard work and effort towards a goal
will manifest itself in new and inspiring ways. Your day
is a nine Aquarius. Be clear in your mind about
how you see a particular situation going and anticipate your
results in advance. Your day's in eight Pisces. Do not
suppress your emotions. Be all that you can be at
all times, and your day is a seven aries. Think

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of realistic goals to set for yourself before you go
ahead and say you'll do whatever length's possible to complete
your task. Your day's in eight Taurus. Trust that time
and patience will be on your side and getting a
result you have been waiting out for. Your day a
nine hey Gemini, follow a path of least resistance and
be proud of the unique spin you put on everything
you do. Your days a ten cancer, stand your ground

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and do your best to seek closure on a long
standing issue. Your day is an eight oh Leo. Do
not underestimate someone around you for their keen and cunning eye.
Keep an eye out on them and their motivations. Your
days of nine Virgo. Sometimes you have to bend the
truth to get your way. However, don't think other people
won't catch on eventually. Your day of seven Libra. You

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may look back at a certain part of your life
and see it as a gray area. Try to decode
the messaging behind it. For untapped lessons. Your day's an eight,
and Scorpio, try to be more honest in showing people
the real you. Authentic insight will lead to long standing relationships.
Your day is at ten. Finally, Sagittarius, try and give
appreciative and supportive words to someone close to you. They

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might need it. Your days of nine and those are
your Monday morning horoscopes. All right, So Danielle is not connected,
all right, So we don't have Danielle right now because
when she connects, it sounds like she's next to the ocean,
which I liked. I enjoyed the sound of the ocean.
Apparently in Philly. Q and O two is having connection issues, Hi, Philly.

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Other than that, I think we're all go. Let's do it.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi, Gandhi. What's going on? All right? The postal
service is in crisis. On one hand, President Trump says
that he's trying to save it, and on the other side,
Democratic leaders say that the president is trying to steal
the upcoming election. Funding is the issue. In last week,
Trump admitted to holding up funding over the ballots. Nancy

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Pelosi is calling lawmakers back to Washington, DC and wants
them to vote on a bill to save the postal service.
The chairwoman of the House Oversight Committee wants the Postmaster
General to testify next Monday. Meanwhile, protesters have now gathered
outside the home of Postmaster General Lewis DeJoy Make because
they're upset that he made some major staffing changes, got
rid of hundreds of letters sorting machines, and has caused

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massive delays in mail delivery. In Belarus, opposition protesters have
hit the streets for the eighth consecutive day of anti
government demonstrations, demanding the departure of the country's authoritarian leader,
President Alexander Lukashenko. He's been in power since nineteen ninety
four and claimed a landslide victory in a vote that
gave him his sixth term in office. He is denying

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allegations of fraud. Russia, typically an ally of Belarus, has
said it would be prepared to offer him military support
if necessary. And finally, Pepperoni prices are on the rise
because of a shortage brought on I know COVID nineteen
is ruining everything, including pizza, So now some small shops
are I know I'm sorry to report small shops reporting

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having to pay up to fifty percent more for what
is considered America's favorite pizza topping. Big chain say that
they haven't felt the pain yet since they buy large
amounts in long term contracts. But the mom and pop
pizza places, you could see a spike in pepperoni pizza.
Wait wait, wait, wait, so why what's the reasoning behind that?
Why is my pepperoni so expensive? Everyone's having a problem,
including farmers, including manufacturers, getting it to the places it

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needs to go. So if people didn't have these contracts
that locked in the price for a long time, all
the stuff is spiking and it's going to affect more
than pepperoni. We know the crops are getting damaged because
not of COVID nineteen but other things that are going on.
So let's all keep our fingers at the farmers. So
you're saying we have a problem, we have a problem
with pepperoni crops. No, the pepperoni trees are not growing
like they used to. Let's let's hear it from our

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pepperoni growers. We miss you, who love you? Please hang tight?
All right, it is Monday. Are you ready for a Monday.
Oh yeah, okay, there, here we go. So amazing. How
you guys feel like a family working with each other
and love hate thing going on, but it's more love
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(12:37):
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Oh you know who I'm thinking about right now? People
who are waking up and they're working out of their house.

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They go to the kitchen to make coffee and the
coffee machine doesn't work. Can you imagine? No? Oh, I know, tragedy.
You know what. See, Danielle, You're You're lucky. You're not
addicted to coffee like the rest of us. No. I mean,
I do have a cup every day, but that's it.
One cup and that's all I need. But do you
rely on it? I mean, could you get through the morning,
Danielle without coffee? Oh yeah? Oh god. See I don't

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know when I went over that threshold, but there was
a time in my life where coffee was okay, it'd
be nice to have it. Now. If I don't have it,
look out, sister, here comes big Mama. I cannot handle it. Gandhi,
what about you don't drink coffee? Do you know? I
haven't had a cup of coffee or a taste of
coffee since we left the building because I would always

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stop by our coffee cart just to say hide to
Mustafa in the morning and get a tiny, little little coffee.
But now that we're not there, haven't had it in forever. Wow,
oh god. Yeah, we heard from a listener who is
such a bad mood, foul mood because the coffee maker
isn't working. You know what. It just reminds us caffeine
a drug. We've become addicted to it. It's just plain

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and simple. That's the way it is. Anyway, welcome to
the day. We do have a one thousand dollars free
money phone tap on the way thanks to our friends
at Luctastic. By the way, I'm loving Lucktastic. If you
love playing a scratch offs, yeah, but you don't like
getting your fingernails dirty, you can actually play at home.
You can actually play on your on your phone, right Danielle, Yeah,
I was playing ants at the picnic all weekend trying

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to get the sandwiches. Yes, didn't we play that song
when we opened our show? What song? That was? Answer
to pic nick? Okay, so so you're playing ants at
the picnic and would you win? Yes? I didn't win yet.
I got close two sandwiches. I have to match three
sandwiches and then I will win big. I keep going,

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I'm gonna I'm gonna get it. I know I'm gonna
get it. See Luctastic has totally reeled her in it.
Will you too? Thank you Luctastic. You're one thousand dollars
free money phone tap on the way, Hey producer Sam,
how was your weekend? Oh? It's pretty good. Um. I
went to LBI for some excellent food and the beach,
and then I also got rear ended while driving, So
I like, you know, it was pretty good, but it

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has that's rear ended. But for those who don't know
lbi's Long Beach Island, Oh yeah, saying it like everyone
knows what LBI is. Sad, but we do. Okay, back
to this rare ended thing, so let's talk about that.
I was waiting, minding my own business at an exit
and a new driver decided He did not want to

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wait on the line to get off at the exit,
so he tried to zoom in front of the car
that was behind me, and he misjudged his speed distance math,
so he was being a douchebag. He was, yeah, well,
how was he when you got out of the car
and started yelling at him? I was elvis. I was
so close to yelling at this kid. And when I

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got out of the car and looked in that window
at the person driving, it was just a teenager with
a horrified look on his face. He was so afraid
that I ended up taking care of him throughout the afternoon,
so I got zero of my anger out. No, that's
when you got to yell. When they're teenagers, they have
to learn early. I felt my non existing maternal instincts
took go over. I just took care of him. And

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then William like, you know, put the dishwasher away wrong,
And I was like, yo, son, I'm a bitch. Wows
directed anger? All right, Well, let's get into your feel
goods for the day. What do you I could use
some feel goods right now. Actually, that's a good idea, okay.
Kathleen and Thomas sent me the story and it features

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the hearts of someone named Bob the Bike Guy, as
well as police officers from four different states. So a secure,
sero old Ohio boy named Silas Oliver has really been
having a hard time lately. He was born with the
rare gene mutation that progressively changes and makes it difficult
for him to move. So just recently he stopped being

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able to ride a bike, which is really hard because
now we can't go outside and play with his siblings.
He needs a very specific kind of bike cicle, and
unfortunately they're not covered by insurance and they're extremely expensive.
So word got out of what he needed and Bob
the Bike Guy in Massachusetts heard about the dilemma. He

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runs a nonprofit called Pedal through Life and has rededicated
his life to helping special needs children enjoy physical activity.
So with the perfect bike at his shop, this guy
joined forces with the Massachusetts State Police. They drove it
all the way to the New York State Police, who
picked it up, drove it to the Pennsylvania State Police,
and they finally got it to the police in Ohio.

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This was a six hundred mile trip total, and all
eight officers took a photo with the bike. It's up
at elvistrand dot com. It's very cute and by the
end of the night, State troopers were showing Silas how
to ride his bike, while apparently his mom just stood
in the yard and cried happy and thankful tears. So
it's a very sweet story. And Bob the bike guy,

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you might have one of the best jobs in the
world and you have a story that deserves to be featured.
Email me Sam at elvistrea dot com, subject line feel goods.
All right, what's for dinner tonight? Any good? Oh? Yeah,
I got some mushroom ravioli. I'm thinking maybe I'll make
a cream sauce with spinach and mix them up. Oh nice,
look at you. Thank you dragging about your dinner tonight.

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Little quarantine. I'm thriving in Quarantine. I had the most
amazing goat curry yesterday. We went to a friend's house
and had some. Oh my god, it was great. Yeah.
I think they grew the goat back in the backyard. Everything.
They have a goat tree, tree, they have a pepperoni
tree and a goatree. It was so nice. Anyway, thank you, Sam,

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Love you have a beautiful day. Okay, love you guys.
So Danielle, Yeah, what lies are you telling us next?
Where do you have coming up? Well, Disney's making history
with the first bisexual lead, and is Joe exotic wants
to help find Carol Baskin's missing husband. Oh? I love them.
You know they're always in the news. I don't say

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all right, that and much more coming up after this,
mister vis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, like I
told you all last week, I'm gonna tell you again
all this week, you have got to go roll through
Taco Bell and pick up their Taco and Burrito Cravings Pack.
I love how Taco Bell packages. These packs they give you,
They give you like an entire meal menu with a

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variety of different fun things. Well, the one we're looking
at now, as I said, it is the Taco and
Burrito Cravings Pack. You get four crunchy tacos and four
beefy five layer burritos. God, I want one right now.
So why don't you go pick up some today in
the drive to a Taco Bell in surprise your friends
for lunch. For a limited time at participating Taco Bells,
pick up the Taco and Burrito Cravings Pack. How many

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people are here to see Elvis Durrellan in the Morning show. Hey,
you know what, I don't get this, So you know
who know what Sentenao is, right? The actor? Oh yeah,
really handsome q q q right. He is posting photos
of himself looking just awful. Look at this. I'm putting
it up in if you follow Noah Sentennaio. I guess

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if you're that good looking, you can post anything and
you can look at your worst and people will still
kind of forgive you. And here is with us mustache.
Look at it. It's awful. Maybe it's a joke. Maybe
I don't know, look straight out of Narcos or like
Pedro and Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah, I mean, I see, I
don't know what it's like to be that great looking.

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I mean, what would that be like? I would I
wouldn't leave the mirror. I would just stare at myself
all day. But I mean, I think he knows he's
cute because he loves he loves to post photos of
himself whatever. At the same time, I think he knows
he can get away with posting like the worst photos
because people know that beneath that nasty photo, is this
really good looking guy right. It drives me nuts how

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these good looking people post these awful photos. If you
follow Noah's sense, go on line, you'll see what I'm saying.
It's like, good God, I think um, aren't we the
worst critics? We are our own worst critics. If someone
posts a picture of you're like, oh, God, take a down,
look awful. Ye. The worst is when, like you're at

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the DMV and they take your photo and you're like, oh,
I look terrible, and then they slide in some snarky
remark like no, it looks exactly like you look right now. Hey,
shut up, I feel like I look terrible in this picture.
What frog? I'm in a group chat with my neighbors,
and so some of the other neighbors, the people that move,
we all took a picture together before we left, and

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then we took like five or six pictures. One of
them my eyes were closed. That's the one everybody liked.
And I'm like, can you people not see that? They
don't look at you. Here's the thing. When you take
a group photo, you don't look at anyone but you.
As long as you're okay with the way you look like,
you don't care what anyone else looks like the way crazy. Wait,
my husband sends me a picture of myself yesterday and

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he says, honey, this i'd be the worst picture you've
ever taken. I want to see that. Hey, so, uh, straight, Andy,
you were saying that you and and Scary and Scotty
be just had like the oldest old man conversation. It's like,

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what were you guys talking about? Okay, So every once
in a while you get some friends that maybe are
of the same age or there's something along those lines,
and you asked them for some advice. So I got
the two of them together, Scary and Scotty, and I say, hey,
do you guys have problems going to the bathroom in
the middle of the night. Oh God, really, this was
a conversation. It turned into a discussion of how we're

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all experiencing the same problem, but we haven't come to
talk about it yet. I never used to wake up
in the middle of the night. I used to be
able to sleep like a baby straight through, But now
I find myself waking up at least once to go pee.
Oh well, there's a big there's a huge, huge story
about that. Today. I don't know if you saw Gandhi
about how our sleep patterns. Ever since the VID started,

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our sleep patterns have totally shifted. And when your sleep
pattern changes, then your digestive pattern changes, everything changes, everything shifts. Yep, wow,
I notice it's so crazy. My mother is now texting
me at like one am, and I have to send
my mom texts like Mom, I'm asleep, It's what o'clock?
What are you doing? That never happened before this, But

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now that she's working from home, apparently she just does
whatever she wants. No, no o. Our sleep patterns have
totally totally changed. And you know, as a matter of fact,
I was having before I would I don't. I would
never sleep deep enough to have dreams that I could recall.
And now I'm having dreams, and now I don't because

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I'm just more tired. So I guess I have a
deeper sleep. I don't know what it is, but now
I'm having dreams and I'm not liking them. I'm not
liking these dreams at all. I'm gonna go back to
getting less sleep, so you stay away from the nightmares.
Exactly while I'm looking for this, did you hear about
the most expensive car crash a Bugatti, Porscha and Mercedes

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were involved in a crash. Whoa, and they added it
up the total value of all three cars. It was
four million dollars. It was a four million dollars crash.
I feel so sad for them. Well, I don't ye.
Fortunately no one was killed. Okay, right, but if you

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love cars, I mean this story hurts your soul down
to the then you know, you look at the crisis,
like I remember crashing my Prius into into a I
think it was it was a Kia, and I think
the total retail value of that crash was like twenty
thousand dollars. Maybe that was the best part about when

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I used to have a Saturn was because it just
used to pop back out like it didn't even dent
because they were made of plastic. So I could just
drive around like mister McGoo, bouncing off poles and whatever,
and it was fine. Oh God, I like this text.
You guys aren't allowed to complain about having to wake
up to pee until you get pregnant. You always have
to get up in the middle night to pee. Stop

(25:14):
it with your gate keeping. I'm sorry, my prostate's getting bigger.
I know. It's like having a child in your stomach,
but it's got pressure on the thing, and then once weight,
and then once you have your children, it never goes
back to normal. You're always peeing, and then when you laugh,
you pee a little. It's just point of life. My
prostate is getting bigger and bigger, like it's it's like

(25:34):
a golf ball down there. Now it'll probably be like
a softball soon enough. You should get that check. Hell,
I gotta get it checked out. Don't don't gate keep
me answered you're pregnant. No, you try having a prostate problem.
It's not fun. Oh my god, Nate, what a tender
little subject. I don't know, you have no idea. I
do like I do like that that, don't gate keep me.

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That's like that's a new term. You know. I'm gonna
use that term today. Yes, Gandhi, I totally did that
to someone yesterday. And it was sort of like this
gender issue a little bit because he told me that
he had a really big problem with a shallow toilet
bowl and parts hitting the water of the toilet bowl.
And he said, oh, being a guy is so hard,
and I was like, oh, really, being a guy is hard.

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Let me tell you about all the things girls have
to deal with. And then I was like, complain, I
know you're doing it. You're gatekeeper, gatekeeper, don't gate keep him?
What scary? Just because I'm not a woman and I
can't get pregnant does not mean that I can't have
this problem. I'm allowed to have this issue, right, I mean,

(26:39):
yes you are. Okay, yes you are, and you were
all allowed to have our own issues. And your issue
is not bigger than my issue. My issues not bigger
than your it's all issues. Another apologizing, the gatekeeper's apologizing.
Now another texture. Can we talk more about Nate's prostate? No,
we're not going to talk more about Jason prostate crosstonate.

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All right, here we go, let's get it. Danielle's whatever
she does. Danielle, what are you got going on today?
All right? So you guys know that j Low and
a Rod are moving into Star Island. They bought that
beautiful estate in Miami forty million dollars on the waterfront. Well,
apparently the other celebrities that live there are very happy

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because they feel like they're gonna bring the property value
up that for a while now, maybe the property value
hasn't been what it used to be, and that these
two moving in will definitely be something positive for Star Island.
Her island has always been like the place where you're wealthy,
you've got the nicest house, Like the Stephans have a

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house there. Rosie o'donnald used to have a beautiful house there,
and and so it's yeah, but the bigger the stars,
the higher the price of property. This is the way
it is. You moved to Star Island to be near stars.
That's why they call it Star Island. That's it. So
there's a famous guitar shop in San Fernando Valley in
Los Angeles called Norman's Rare Guitars, and a lot of

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celebrities say that they really have gotten their start there,
that Norman has really helped them out. Well. Unfortunately, he
could be closing soon and a lot of celebs are
upset about this, saying that, oh my gosh, because of coronavirus,
he hasn't been making the money he needs to make.
So they're doing a documentary on him. They're trying to
show how he has impacted post Malone's career, Slash Machine

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Gun Kelly and so on and so forth. So a
lot of celebrities coming together to put together this documentary
to try and save his shop for him. Chrissy Teagan
says that baby number three was a surprise. She said
that first she got a false negative right before she
had a breast implants removed. Remember when she went to
the hospital for that, she tested to see if she
was pregnant, and it was a negative, but it was

(28:50):
a false negative. And then when John went out and
put out his Bigger Love album, that's when she found
out that she was really positive. And she said that
she didn't think she could get pregnant naturally. When she
stopped trying, that's when things, I guess started happening and
it was a big surprise for both of them. The
animated series The Owl House has made history with Disney's
first ever bisexual lead character. It follows a fourteen year

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old who goes on a journey to another world to
become a witch, and throughout the series, the lead character
is attracted to both male and female characters. Now, when
it was in development, they actually intended to do this,
they didn't think. They didn't know if they would be
able to They didn't know if they'd get pushed back
from Disney. Luckily, they were actually able to get their
ideas through and they're actually being supported by the current

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Disney leadership and they're very excited about the project. So
that's pretty cool. Joe Exotic heard about Carol Baskin's family
actually heard about Carol Baskin's missing ex husband and the
renewed search for him, because we all know that a
lot of people think that Carol Baskin killed him and
that they really need to find his body. So Don
Lewis's family is now turning to Joe Exotic because he

(29:59):
wants to help, and so Don's daughters are set are saying, Okay,
if you want to help, we're with you. We're interested
in working with you. So they're planning on actually speaking
to Joe Exotic and getting him to help find their
missing dad. From one murderer to help find another murderer,
exact serious. I just love that they're all in the news.

(30:20):
Come on, they have to do something to keep their
names out there. Come on below deck Mediterranean botched, Amy
Schumer learns to cook ninety day fiance the other day.
It's all fantastic and it's all on television tonight. Hey,
you know what they're doing out in Hollywood. What the
big stars are doing. Jennifer Gardner, Garner, Morgan Freeman, Leonardo DiCaprio,

(30:42):
David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johanson. They're beekeeping?
Is that the new thing? That's the new thing. And
it's easier to do out there because it's you know,
it's not really cold during the winter, so they can
keep beasier around. What's that, Gandhi? So I've really wanting
to do this for a while, and there are tons
of places actually in New York City where you can

(31:04):
bee keep on rooftops because obviously, like the big problem
is the bees are dying off, and if bees die off,
then that's a huge problem because they pollinate flowers and
you know, it goes on and on. We place, yeah,
love the bees. So I'm trying to find a rooftop
near me because my building can't do it, where I
can have a bee keeping thing. And my boyfriend thinks
it's the funniest thing. He's like, enough with you and
the bugs and the creatures. You don't need a big

(31:25):
pile of bees to come stack, you do, I know?
I think, no, no, no, No, you just gotta know
how to handle him. You need to. We need to
go to like bee keeping classes the way to do this,
and then they get used to you and then they
don't sting you as much once you start going. And
obviously you can wear the protective here. You know, if
you're highly allergic to a beast thing, maybe I would

(31:47):
stay away from it. But you can actually wear those
bee keepers outfits which look a lot like that the
you know, the outfits they wear outfits. What's the word,
the hasmat suits, the has mat sets a little bit yea, yeah, scary, scary.
You know what. I don't want you to get a
kitty or a puppy. I think you should. You should
be a beekeeper. If I had the space for it,

(32:08):
I would. And it's because I I'm so turned on
by the fact that when doctor Oz was here, he
brought us jars of honey made from his beef farm
that he had, and I'm like, hmm, this is pure honey.
It is the best tasting honey I ever had in
my life. And it doesn't go a lot of honey
you buy is pure honey. But but it was the
thing about, Yeah, most honey is from bees. That's right, scary.

(32:33):
Where else do we get honey? I know what I'm saying.
It was so cool that his bees produced that jar
of honey. Yes, that was okay, I see what you're saying. Well,
are you as impressed if I bring you a zucchini
out of my garden? Dreamely, I'm into I'm into people.
If you give me chicken eggs from a chicken coop,
like our friend Cubby has a chicken coop, bring me

(32:53):
those fresh eggs right there. I think it's awesome. We
should be doing more of this. An allergists will tell
you that if you eat honey from your region, it
helps you become more accustomed to the pollen in your
region as well, and it helps you keep from sneezing
a lot and stuff like that. Anyway, all I want
to do is this. I want to add honey bees

(33:14):
to my collection of things I'm doing out here at
the farm. Dondy, if you want a little corner of
my space to do your own honey bees, come on out.
I do. I want to be buck so bad. This
is gonna be awesome, all right. We do have a
one thousand dollars free money phone tape on the way.
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(33:35):
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(34:22):
phone tap and we'll tell you all about Luctastic. I'm
loving them. So I have an idea. Let me talk
to you directly if you have anything in common with
this man I'm about to tell you about. I want
you to seek help. I want you to call a
friend or call a doctor. So they arrested this man,

(34:44):
Philip Thomas. He's accused of stalking a victim on social
media who happens to be WWE star Sonya Deville. He
drove How many hours did he drive from South Carolina
to to the Tampa area, So it had to be
six seven, eight hours wow to carry out a mission

(35:06):
he'd been planning for eight months. They found in his
car a knife, plastic zip ties, duct tape, and mace.
He sat on her screened in porch. He cut a
hole in the screen and watched her for several hours
before he was about to attack. Well, so he didn't.
He was caught. Now he's in jail. So let me

(35:29):
ask you. Are you planning, through stalking and heavy thought
on kidnapping someone? So when you're with I want you
to stop, pull yourself together, Gandhi, don't do it. Yeah,
you don't want to do that, Okay, you really should
think closely about what you're planning on doing. Yes, Actually

(35:53):
he actually got in her house and she heard the
alarm go off, her home alarm. She jumped in her car,
took her phone, left and called the police, and he
was in the house when the police got there, So
luckily she left and she wasn't harmed. But he said
that he felt like he knew her through social media
and her action, and that he had been defending her
on social media and other people would say things to her,

(36:15):
and he felt like he had the right to to
go talk to her and do I mean, he just
did say he's just very very lost, very lost. And obviously, no, no,
we're dealing with mental issues here, obviously, and I'm not
poking fun of that at all. But if you're if
you're experiencing this, if you think you know someone because
you see them on TV and you follow them and

(36:35):
you listen to her every word to say, post whatever,
and now you're you're best friends with him, you're not right.
And maybe you know, if you can see through the
fog and seek help, find someone who can help you out.
So a friend of yours, Gandhi, this happened to them, Yes,
a good friend of mine. Actually. She lived in a
house across from a family, and the son of that

(36:56):
family had a little bit of a crush on her,
and she never thought twice about it. She kind of thought, okay, fine,
you know whatever, he's a little bit closer to me
sometimes than I would like. But she just let it go. Well,
she was out of town. One day, she got a
call from the police department because the police went to
her house. After that, family called them and said, our
son has been missing for a couple of days and

(37:17):
we haven't seen the girl across the street. Can you
go check. The police went to her house. This man
was in her house wearing her clothes. When they opened
the door, he said, I'm just waiting for my wife
to get home. Everything's fine, Like if she would have
come home. He was inside the house, just waiting for her.
He had made himself comfortable for a couple of days.
She moved immediately after that. But yeah, it definitely happened.

(37:39):
You know, I guess you could even equate this to
a much lesser degree. Someone who breaks up with someone
who just can't get over them and then continue to
trying to merge into their lives, either by being mean
to them or stalking them or whatever. You know, you
can't do this anyway. So this guy, Philip Thomas, I'm
assuming that he's going to get the help he needs.
But the fact that he planned this for eight months,

(38:00):
he drove across state lines and stopped this person thinking
that he knew her. I was like, oh my god.
So anyway, yeah, you listen to us every day. Do
you think you know Scary? You shouldn't break into his
house and tape him to the chair. Please Scary live

(38:21):
his life. Yeah, just give him the freedom to live
his life. You don't know it, you don't know him,
believe Sometimes sometimes I wonder, how are we know Scary?
You know what I'm saying? Wow? Hey, so I finished
watching The Boys Season one over the weekend. Wow, what

(38:46):
is that? Oh? The Boys? Yeah? You know what Nate
actually suggested. We watched The Boys. It's of course pretty amazing.
Not those boys kind of boy. Not those boys. It's
just it's the story is a fantastic and we also
saw this movie called The Aernots. It's based on a

(39:09):
true story. Back in the late eighteen hundreds, this scientist
and a pilot, I believe a balloon pilot, decided to
break records a boy hopping into a hot air balloon
and floating up thirty thousand feet above the surface of
the Earth. And h I don't know how closely aligned

(39:29):
to the real story this thing is, but it's it's
one of those movies like, Wow, I don't even remember
this coming out, and you watch the movie you're like, wow,
I kind of liked it. Did you guys see anything
over the weekend you want to talk about. I saw
the Nordstrom anniversary sale pop up on that's valid. That's valid.

(39:50):
I got sucked into that a little bit, all right.
I feel like I was just always saying it, but
I can't get enough of it because there are so
many different spin offers of ninety Day Fiance And now
I'm going down a rabbit hole googling all the cast members.
And let me tell you, these people are shady. They're
the shadiest people. Thank you Reddit for you. Reddit just

(40:14):
gets all up in their business and post things. I'm like,
oh my god, this makes more sense now, yeah to
the Google. Wow. You know what I keep hearing you
talk about it, and the way you are so fond
you express your fondness for ye. It makes me want
to watch it less and less because I can I
can tell I know why you're watching it and the

(40:35):
reasons you want to watch it. Is the reason I
don't want to watch it. Yeah, I was watching something
really good this weekend. I was watching The Yankees kicked
the Red Soxes ass over the weekend, kicked it a lot.
Remember that, Yes, I was. I was watching that the
Red Soxes. Is that how you say it? Red Soxes?
How do you do the Red Sox? Well, wodn't say

(40:56):
the Yankees kicked the red sox ass? Yes? And see
to me it sounds weird like red Soxes because it's
more than one Red Sox people. Who's the same people
who say I'm receiving all these texts. I'm getting all
these Texas. I like Texas in my state, no texts.

(41:16):
This is hard to say tex Oh my gosh. Also,
did anyone watch CBS Sunday Morning yesterday? It was fascinating.
They did a story about the bubble, about the NBA
bubble at Disney World and how they put it together
and how they police it and how it's actually successful.

(41:37):
They're actually being very successful. Well, you are letting in
other people now right, They're gonna let in like loved
ones for like conjugal visits and stuff like that. They
were saying, well, they'll test the hell out of them. Yeah,
what's up frog? So my son went over to play
golf in Disney last weekend, and the golf courses there
in the mornings are closed because they're part of the bubble.

(41:59):
And then they you know, people can come in and
play in the afternoon, but in the morning at when
they're done at night, they sanitize the entire place and
in the morning it's just NBA players. So that's how
they're letting them still do some things, but they're only
allowed for a certain amount of time. And then when
it opens up to the public, none of the NBA
players are allowed and they have to completely resanitize and
do start everything over again before they're allowed to play
the next day. So I want you to do a

(42:22):
search for CBS Sunday morning. All the they show you
through videos online I think on YouTube or whatever, maybe
the CBS website. You can watch these stories not stories.
Not only do they talk about the NBA bubble at Disney,
but they also talk about Tyler Perry's studios in Atlanta.
He's doing the same thing. Yes, he's got a bubble
going there. I told him. He gave like a thirty

(42:43):
page document to everybody ahead of time. I remember that. Yeah,
see the story because they take you in and they
show you all the housing they've set up and how
you know, all the actors and all the crew members
have to be tested constantly. But they also did another
story within the story about three families that live on
the same block where the mothers and fathers got together

(43:03):
and decided they were going to create a bubble for
their families together. So it's three three moms, three dads
and all the kids and they play and eat with
each other every day. They don't allow them to to
be without masks with any other kids. They monitor each
other's kids and they take them on field trips and
monitor them. It's it's actually a very very well done story.

(43:26):
So do a search for CBS Sunday Morning, the Bubble
or whatever, and you'll find the story. Watch it today
and get back to me. Jenna is online twenty four.
Oh my god, we have a superstar for you, Gandhi
Hello Jenna, Jenna, Hi, Hello. Is it true your your
sister was on ninety Day Fiance step It was, and
my sister was the ninety Days. Who's your sister? So

(43:50):
she's Heather, She is the best friend of Steph, who
was one of the same couple this season. It was
Steph and Erica. Oh yeah, I remember them. Okay, so yeah,
so Heather was a drunk Italian that guy. She was
the one that was screaming in the reunion at everyone. Yeah,
I'm super proud to claim her as my my sister.

(44:13):
That's hilarious. Yeah, it's something special when you see five
hundred crappy memes pop up about your sister. Wow, that
was so. Are you a fan experience? Are you a
fan of ninety day Fiance Jenna? Are you watching it yourself? Um?

(44:33):
I mean I watch it. I've known step as Heather's
best friend, so I've known step since she was fifteen
years old. So I watched it to like see her experience.
But um no, I think it's kind of a a show,
a bad word show. It's a crap show. Yeah it is, Yeah,
a crap show. I think that's why. That's why people

(44:53):
like it exactly why that's why people listen to our
show every day. It's a total crap show, Jenna, But
to live it is something else. Oh I can't imagine.
Well listen, tell your sister. We said hi and thanks
for listening to us, Jenn, I appreciate it. Have a
good day. Okay. Oh, remember our friend Eddie, the night
shift guy at the hotel. He has an update, Yes,

(45:15):
about the lady who pete and pooped on the building. Yes,
I remember. Are you getting him on the line, yeah, Nate, Yeah,
we love Eddie the night shift guy at the hotel.
He's great. Yeah, he's funny. He's the one who said
that the lady got mad because he wouldn't give her
the info on where her significant other went, right, because
he can't because he's the front door. Yeah, so she

(45:36):
went outside and pete and pooped on the hotel building.
We'll get him on the phone. Let's take it. Let's
take a look at the three things that Gandhi's following,
the three things we need to know, and then we'll
get Eddie on give us an update on the lady
who pooped and pooed and pete on the building. Yes,
go right ahead, all right. Protesters are letting Postmaster General
Lewis de Joy know that they are not happy with

(45:56):
his decision to restructure the postal service right before election.
A group has gathered outside his home in Greensboro, North Carolina.
They're carrying signs and chanting. He made some major staffing
changes and got rid of hundreds of letter sorting machines,
which has caused massive delays in mail delivery. Now, President
Trump says that he is trying to save it, but
on the other side, Democratic leaders say the President is

(46:17):
trying to steal the upcoming election. Nancy Pelosi is calling
lawmakers back to Washington, DC and wants them to vote
on a bill to save the Postal Service, and the
chairwoman of the House Oversight Committee wants the Postmaster General
to testify next Monday. You know what they're going beyond
the politics that people are talking about here. We have
so many listeners who work for the United States Postal Service.

(46:37):
I have so many friends, my father, your mom, Your
mom's worked there for how long my entire life, So
while over thirty years she's been there. Yeah, yeah, my
dad was with a postal service for over twenty years.
And so, you know what, I just I'm feeling for them.
I don't want them to have any challenges thrown their way.
I want them to be able to do their job.

(46:59):
I just, you know, we all need the mans strong.
I know, I know, so even through the politics of
it all. I just these are fantastic men and women
who take care of us as a service. Yes, they're
putting their lives on the line every day to walk
through our neighborhoods. So I love them. It'll affect so
many things and so many people. Yeah, it's very very important,
I know. Alright. Still no word on the motive behind

(47:20):
the horrific execution style shooting of five year old Kennonhinnet.
In fact, his father, Austin is saying that he had
dinner and even a couple of beers with the suspect,
who was a neighbor the night before the shooting. Both
parents are pushing for the death penalty. And finally, we
have all heard the old saying that stupid games when
you stupid prizes, Right, So how about this one. There's
a guy in San Diego who is okay after accidentally

(47:43):
shooting himself in the crotch. Apparently he is part of
a Facebook group which is all about pointing loaded guns
at their own Genitalia. He posted the video showing himself
aiming as semi automatic at his groin and then the
gun goes off. He then posted bloody picture saying he
messed up and the bullet went through his scrotum. He
went to a local hospital and was treated before the

(48:05):
group made him an admin of the page. I don't
understand what is going on here. But if you're part
of that, maybe you need to call someone and talk
to them about what's talking in your life. So what
do you do? I collect stamps? What do you do?
I like to shoot my scrotum with guns? Right excellent?
Used to be the admin of the page? Good plan?
My god? What is wrong with people everyone? I just

(48:29):
don't get it. I don't we do we all wake
up on another planet. This is just don't understand. I
live a very boring life. I would never do anything
like that. You know, a gun at your wiener was
a TikTok challenge? What's he doing? What's he trying to do?
He failed? Whatever it was? He failed? Anyway. Okay, we

(48:53):
have Eddie Eddie on line twenty four. We love Eddie.
Hey Eddie, Hi, how are you doing? Hey faam, good morning.
I'm so you know Eddie does the all night shift
at a hotel and you come across all sorts of
interesting people. So what's the latest on that? Lady? Who
pete and pooped on the hotel building. So the latest is,

(49:14):
you know how she came She pete and poop because
I wouldn't tell her where her cheating husband was staying. Right,
So then her cheating husband just found out that I
wouldn't tell her where he was staying. So he came
back paying for another night, and he was like, thank
you so much, I'm so appreciative, and then he gave
me that look that made me feel like I needed

(49:35):
to go to church, if you know what I'm saying.
He told me he was going out to thank me,
and I didn't feel comfortable because I said, you could
just take my cash up instead, because I ain't about that. No, Look,
you know, I don't know, Eddie. Maybe you should find
and look, I know it's not easy to find a
job these days, but maybe this job isn't for you.

(49:56):
Maybe you shouldn't be working at the all night hotel
desk honestly, like you don't understand it really is. So
like I say, like I said before, I stay up
doing my GANDHI stuff. I get you know what I'm saying,
Like in hellas so literally like I just sit there
on Netflix and get paid and I'm so thankful, Like
Jesus watched out his job. Like Jesus, you gotta take
the bad with the good. I guess. Well, look, Eddie,

(50:18):
next time you have a crazy, wonderful experience, let us
know you know how to find us. And we love you.
I hope you have a safe day to day. Okay,
thank you so much, Elvis. Can I say one thing
to you, this last thing, I promise say whatever you
can say whatever you want to say, Eddie, thank you
so much Elvis for being a gay ye role model
for so many people. You don't understand how many people
you've helped. When I say, you pulled me back from

(50:40):
the edge so many times as a gay individual, as
a pre individual. Thank you for everything you do. Just
thank you. Well, you know, I'm just being me just
like you need to be you, Eddie. That's why we
love you, because you're you. You're very very very very authentic,
and that's why that's why we love talking to you.
And thank you very much. That's very sweet and I
appreciate it, and I hope you have a day. We're

(51:00):
gonna take a break. We'll be back right after this
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(53:55):
Elvis durand phone tap. Dear Elvis. My friend Beth Ann
her a loud noise in front of her house last week.
By the time she ran to the front door, she
noticed someone drove their car across her front lawn and
left deep tire tracks in the front yard. Let's phone tapper. Michelle.
Michelle has a good idea. Hey, something weird happened to

(54:16):
a friend that's kind of difficult to explain. Let's phone
tap them. This is a good phone tap all right,
this comes to us from Michelle. Michelle is phone taping Bethan.
Garrett starts the call, apologizing to Bethan for his mother's mistake,
and then Linda marsh Galopsis played by Danielle. I can't
believe she's back. Miss mash Galopsis played by Danielle keeps interrupting.

(54:38):
Let's listen into what may be a very bizarre phone tap. Hello, Hello, Okay,
speak to Bethany. Yeah, you got her. We're new to
the neighborhood. My name is Marvin marsh Galopsis. I'm calling
on behalf of my mom, Linda. I know she kind
of messed up your lawn the other day. I've been
freaking out for the past several days. We have like

(55:00):
vandals or like kids were like, oh no, no vandal.
It was it was just my mom. So, I mean,
I don't know why you waited so long to let
me know, because I you know, you know, if I
dent a door in a parking lot, I leave a note.
I don't let them wonder for a week because where
the hell I came from? Mom, I'm on the phone, Marvin. Yeah, Bro, Marvin,
your dinner is ready? Yeah, that's my mom. Hello, Mom,

(55:24):
I'm on the phone. I have someone on the phone table. Hello.
Hold on doesn't know how to work the phone. Hello.
Who's this? It's high? Is this Marvin's girlfriend? No? This
is Bethday and your neighbor. Who are you flu? Your
Bethday and your neighbor Bethan. Yeah, I'm the one with

(55:44):
the front porch with the swing. What have you have
you seen my house? I live. You dated Marvin? Your girlfriend? Oh?
I didn't date. I didn't date Marvin. Wow? No? Uh?
How are you today? Good? Put? Uh? Beth Anne? I

(56:05):
am so sorry about that. I don't I don't need
to hear about your family business. I don't need to know.
But all I do know is if you're having this
much trouble controlling your mother, maybe she's a risk to yourself.
And what if she ran over a child? Oh? No,
she she is very child friendly. She loves children. All
I want to know now is how you intend to
pay for this? Hello? Hell? Did she go? All right? Hello?

(56:27):
How are you? Hi? Hell, who's this? It's your neighbor,
beth Anne. This is Mashkalops this Hello. No, I'm not
a Marshalops. I'm not one of those. I'm your neighbor,
beth Anne. Oh, Marvin says I can't drive drive anymore?
Maybe will you know what though, that might be a

(56:48):
good idea. You're gonna come give me. I need to
go to the beauty parlor. Oh oh, oh, you're getting
your hair done today. Yeah, I'm getting it done for
five dollars. Well, oh, that's a deal. That's definitely a deal.
You know, it's good to have someone drive you because
you get your own show. Hello. Hello, who is this?

(57:09):
This is Bethan, your neighbor. Are you dating my son? No,
I'm not dating Your son is a nice boy. Marvin's
a nice boy. You know about my front lawn? Right?
Huh about my lawn? You drove in my front lawn?
Marvin on the phone, huh how'd you get in the basement? Mark?

(57:31):
Thank you? I keep on hiding the phone from her
and she just keeps on finding it. You need to
get a handle on your mom. This is not cute
putting me in this position. With her. I don't mean
to I don't mean dude. That's why I wanted to
call you as a good guy, you know, and I
wanted to apologize. You did that a week ago to
my front lawn, and now you're trying to make up
for it, to fix it. Why Why do I hear

(57:56):
like someone's yelling d Marvin. Hello, No, one's yelling at Marvin.
It's fine, Marvin. Are you having a bye with your girlfriend? No?
This this is not my girl, MoMA, this is not
my I'm not his girlfriend. I'm not who's on the phone.
This is beth Anne, your neighbor. Is this Edda? No?

(58:17):
And it's not Eda. It's beth Anne. I missed her
since she died. I'm so sorry. Huh. Why don't you go?
Get ready to go to the beauty? Still on for
Marvin to drive you? All right? Bye? Okay, bye bye.
See she's a nice person. No no, no, no, no no.
She needs to be in some sort of facility or
something or have like a home care nurse or something. God,

(58:38):
for a bit, something happened to your mother or somebody
else in the community. Because listen, listen, your your home
all day as your husband's out making the big bucks.
Why don't you come over and take care of my mom?
Is when I go gives me. You do not know
my life, and this is not my responsibility. I'm just
throwing it out there instead of going to the mall.
Just help an old lady out. Maybe you could teach
her a few things. Maybe going to the mall. You
don't know that I do all day from home. Where

(59:04):
is she? Marvin? Marvin? I pete my pants? This is
not fair to your mother? Are you the lady? Marvin said,
it's gonna come take care of me. I tape dancing
with the stars and we can watch it. Marvin. I
need my five hundred dollars and I need it now. Havin.
Are you dating a hooker? Oh? My five hundred dollars, Marvin,

(59:27):
I can wait nine dollars you and to your mother.
I feel like I've gone above and beyond. Marvin is, yes,
you're dating a hooker. No, she's not a hooker. Hooker, Marvin,
get her off the phone. She's sitting down. Is she
off the phone? She's off the phone now, But you're
on the radio. What beth end? My name is Garrett
and Linda over there is is Danielle, your friend Michelle

(59:51):
heard about your front line and she wanted to play
a phone tap on you. Oh my gosh, she is
so dead. Wow, I don't know what to say. Thank
you so much, opis you know I love her? That

(01:00:11):
was your one thousand dollars luctastic free money phone tap.
Let's go talk to someone on some line and give
them money. It's Maria Line sixteen. All right, Hello Maria, Maria. Yeah,
I got some good news. You just won one thousand
dollars with the free money phone tap. Oh my god,

(01:00:33):
I'm so glad you won this week. Last week people
wrote yeah, sorry about that. Last week people were only
winning ten dollars. Now with missus mosh kall opsis, you
won a thousand dollars. Things too luctastic, talk about lutastic.
How much we love him, Danielle, Oh my gosh, I'm
on here right now. So I played Ants at the
Picnic and Pirate's Booty today and I just won fifteen
hundred tokens. Thank you, because it's like Scrap Scotts and

(01:00:56):
I am this close to actually getting a prize. I'm
so excited. If you download Luck tax Stick, like we said,
it's like scratch You don't even have to go to
the store anymore for your scratch off cards. It's right
on your phone. It's so cool and so much for excellent. So, Maria,
if you're wondering where Danielle is, she's off in the
corner of playing Lucastic. Listen, listen to you. A thousand
dollars is on the way. Thank you for listening. What
are you doing today, Maria? Tell me about your day. Well,

(01:01:19):
I'm going to work, but I'm going to work even
happier and it was on a So what do you think,
be honest, do you like the Miss Mashkillopsis character that
Danielle gives us in these phone taps or not? My favorite? Oh?
Thank you keeper. Well listen, Maria, thank you have a
beautiful day. Thanks for starting it with us every day.

(01:01:40):
Okay you guys to thank you and download luck Tastic
right now. It's fabulous. You have a lot of fun. Uh,
while we have you, Danielle in your regular voice, not
your miss Moskullopsis voice, can you give us your Danielle please,
I'll do the Billboard Music Awards. Huh, it's got a yes,

(01:02:01):
yes please please? Is Miss Muscallopsis from the South because
you give her a Southern accent. She is she's from
the South, and she yes, she's an old lady from
the South. I've decigned her one story, like like like
Linda must please here. Oh you know her first name
is Linda very good froggy. Wait, she has a first
name Lindopsis. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, alright, alright, alright, okay,

(01:02:29):
do your Daniel report, but in your voice here, okay.
So Billboard Music Awards has a new date. You know,
was supposed to go down April twenty ninth in Las
Vegas that didn't happen because of coronavirus. It will now
happen as of right now, October fourth, and Kelly Clarkson
will be your host, and it's supposed to air on NBC.
So I will keep posted on that. Taylor Swift, her folklore,

(01:02:50):
spends another week at number one on the Billboard two
hundred charts, So congratulations to her. So Adele took the
social over the weekend to recommend a book to her face,
but her fans wanted to know, hello, where's the music?
We want some new music? And she said, you know what,
I have no idea. But she doesn't know when it's coming.
She was supposed to have it come out in September,

(01:03:12):
but you know, she pushed it back because of everything
with coronavirus, and she says she doesn't know when she's
going to be putting it out, so we are going
to have to wait a little while longer for some
new adele. I don't know if you saw, but Leslie
David Baker from the Office launched a Kickstarter to fund
a new spinoff of the Office starring his character, and

(01:03:34):
he revealed that racism is still very much alive. He
showed screenshots of all these trolls responses to the news.
I can't even begin to tell you what I read.
If you haven't, you need to check it out. It
is so abusive and so sad to see what not
even what people wrote, but just some of the pictures

(01:03:55):
that people posted. It's disgusting and it's really really that
it really social media needs a change. They need to
be able to verify who you are and be able
to track you down when you do crazy things like that,
because you need to be held responsible for I agree,
we see it every days. Miley Cyrus. I know we
had her on on Friday, but She did some more

(01:04:16):
interviews over the weekend, and she said that she lost
her virginity to Liam Hemsworth, so that she too, you did,
Oh my goodness, flowered me. He flowered Meaty Flower. Oh okay,
Katie Perry. Katy Perry has also given fans nothing. Katy

(01:04:38):
Perry has given her fans a tour of her baby's nursery.
She showed up everything from the crib to a onesie
that is made completely from pictures of Orlando Bloom's face,
and she calls the baby Kicky Perry, and she wants
to evict Kicky Perry, which I totally understand because when
you get to that point in your pregnancy, you're like,
I am done, take that kid out of me because

(01:04:59):
I can. Tonight on television, what do we got. We've
got the low deck Mediterranean botched. Amy Schumer learns to
cook the other way. It's just all fantastic. And that's
my Danielle report. Hey, coming up, we have a new
game from Dave Brodie. Let's go talk to Dave Brody.
By the way, he pushed the Brody button. Hey Dave Brody,
what's going on? Hey Elvis, how you doing? I'm doing Okay,

(01:05:22):
how's how's your busy morning at the house. What are
you doing? Oh, it's crazy, let's see. I woke up,
I sat on the couch, and then you just said,
let's go to Brody. Okay, so that was the high
light of the morning. Good. I'm glad we were a
part of it. Hey, I like this new game you
said over called roller Coaster or Horror Movie. Oh, I
can't wait to play. Explained this everywhere. Well yesterday, yesterday

(01:05:45):
was National roller Coasterday. Got me thinking about the crazy
names of roller coasters. I can up little games. So
I'm glad you like it. Yeah, okay, coming up next,
we're gonna play at Brodie's new game called roller Coaster
or Horror Movie. That's on the way. And uh, love
you Brodie. We'll check you with you in a second. Okay,
I love you too. By all right, don't hang up,
just put him on hold. That's how Brody. Here's the

(01:06:07):
show on hold? Yeah, well, how can we can't just
listen to it? He can go on, he can listen
to me, Garrett and Sam listens, but he refuses to why.
I don't know, whyn't you ask him? We'll put him
back on. Yeah, Brody, how can we have to listen
on hold? Can't you listen like everyone else listen? Well,
if you listen live on the radio, it's delayed. And

(01:06:29):
if I listen through the system Scary's talking about, then
you don't hear the actual commercials and songs that play
on the radio. And I like to monitor those. I
like to listen to see if their mistakes. I like
to hear what was played. I like to hear your commercials,
your library, your live endorsements. I like all of that. Okay,
I don't know. I don't know. Something tells me this
is a money issue. How do I think that? I

(01:06:54):
don't know on my phone? Okay, that's I knew you
would come clean? All right, good, okay, all right, please hold,
thank you fabulous. All right. Uh, let's take a break
and coming back in a moment. I will play Brodie's
game hang Out if you want to play along, called
Nate now one eight hundred and two two zero, one
hundred all right, we're back after this. This is justin

(01:07:17):
timber Lake. Hey there, it's and you're listening to Elvis
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(01:08:00):
some two voices in this show, I swear to God
the show in the morning show, this story in the
morning show. All right, we have a roller coaster or
horror movie ready to go. We're gonna go around the

(01:08:21):
room in a few minutes. I feel good about this hour,
and don't we have at least one guest book for
this week. Who's coming in or who's coming on today?
Kane Brown? Yea, all right, love Kane Brown. If you look,
no one loves Cane Brown more than Froggy. Froggy is
the biggest Cane Brown fan. You love. Friday, I was

(01:08:41):
playing his three new songs Cities Got Out, actually four
new songs. I had them on repeat for three hours.
I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have to turn this off
for a little bit out Wow, all right, let's get
our our music on here. Scary time for roller coaster
or horror movie. As you know yesterday, I love this song.
Listen to this. You're ready, you gonna kick in? Here

(01:09:04):
it comes, You're ready, Here we go, Here we go?
This is it right? Here? Is it a great song?
It's like the Skeleton playing his ydophone. Yeah, I almost
gave you love roller Coaster by the Chili Peppers. Well,

(01:09:26):
I like that too, play that one. Should play that
at the end of this. Okay, have that ready? Welcome
to a roller coaster or horror movie. You know yesterday
was National roller Coaster Day. We want to give you
the name of either a roller coaster or a horror movie,
and you to tell us which one it is. What
could be more simple? What could go wrong? Get three
out of five correct, and you win a grand prize.

(01:09:48):
Let's go to line three. Francesco, Hey, Francesco, how are
you doing? We're doing well? How are you sir? Good God?
I'm sitting here eating my breakfast. Guess when I'm eating
You'll never guess, Francesco, what am I eating for breakfast?
That should be the game we're gonna play. Guess what
Elvis is eating for breakfast. You'll never guess. You'll never guess.
I would say, I would say some waffles and pancakes. No, No,

(01:10:12):
I mean I'm enjoying some goat curry for breakfast. It's delicious,
too delicious. I know my friend, my friend Kim made it.
It's a beautiful thing. Anyway. Um yeah, I could have
had waffles, but today's goat curry breakfast day anyway. So
let's get into this. I'm gonna give you names of
roller coasters or horror movies. You tell me which one

(01:10:34):
they are, and you get three out of five correct,
and you want a glamorous price. Here we go. Ready
are you? Are you a big roller coaster fanatic? I
try here and there? Okay, I am with you. All right,
Here we go. Roller coaster or horror movie Phantom's Revenge.

(01:10:55):
I would say that is a roller coaster, that is
correct you Kennywood? Okay in Pennsylvania? All right, roller coaster
or horror movie Terror Train. Uh, that would have to
be I'm gonna go with a roller coaster again. Oh no,

(01:11:17):
it's a horror movie, a horror movie from nineteen eighty.
But that's fine. You're still in the game. All right,
roller coaster or horror movie Monster Dog. That might have
to be a horror movie. Absolutely, You've got two correct
to get one more and you want a climber's prize
right now? What monster dog? Yeah, I know I do.

(01:11:41):
I'm monster dog in my house. Oh I know this one.
Judge Roy scream, A roller coaster, a horror movie. Judge
Roy Scream, Judge Boy Scream. Uh, where're gonna go with
a horror movie? No, it's a roller coaster. It's six

(01:12:01):
Flags over Texas. I used to go there when I
was a little kid. All right, all right, so you've
got too right, too wrong. Okay, so get this right
and you win Wheels of Terror, Wheels of Terror, horror
movie or movie Wheels of Terror. Well, I'm gonna go

(01:12:24):
with a roller coaster. No, it's a horror movie. Well,
you don't walk away empty handed? What's that? Go ahead?
I'm just wanting to give out a shout out to
my son Antonio. We're going to celebrate his four year
old four year old birthday today at the Staten Island Zoo.

(01:12:46):
All right, Oh my god, make sure you say hello
to reptile Matt. Yes, I love that. Well, you guys
have a great date. It's gonna be a beautiful day
to zoo. But you're not walking away empty handed. We're
gonna send you some Elvis in morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Okay, awesome,
thank you so much. Hold on one second, don't leave.

(01:13:07):
What scary? Why are you trying to give away my book?
I got to sell those. All of the losers walk
away with a copy of Elvis Duran. Where do I begin?
You man? What mean the losers get a book? You
get a book? Oh? Stop giving away. You have a
lot of copies sitting around you do want to get
rid of? So I mean no, no, we got to
sell those. Man, give away my it's my lunch money.

(01:13:29):
All right, let's go talk to Don't we have another?
We have Kelly on line seven if she's still still
hanging out. Hi Kelly, Hi, Oh Kelly, it's your lucky day.
Well halla, lady. Are you a roller coaster or horror
movie enthusiast? Oh? I'm a roller coaster girls. Oh, let's
see how you do. Welcome to Well, I love roller coasters.

(01:13:51):
I love them. Welcome to roller coaster or horror movie.
Let's see how you do? All right, here we go
roller coaster or horror movie? The mind e racer. I'm
gonna say that coaster absolutely at six flights in New England. Yep,
all right, roller coaster or horror movie untamed? Untamed. That's

(01:14:14):
that's a movie, isn't it. It's a roller coaster at
Kenobi Lake Park in Salem, New Hampshire. Park is awesome.
Oh cannaby have you been? You've been? Because it sounds
like cannabis, you know? All right, Kelly, horror movie or

(01:14:35):
roder coaster shrieker, shrieker. It's a movie from nineteen ninety eight.
It's a horror movie. All right, good, So you have two? Correct?
Is that right? Are we keeping count? Yes? How about
this this one? Horror movie or roto Coaster, Wicked Twister,
Wicked Twister, Wicked Twister. It is absolutely absolutely did she

(01:15:10):
get three? She got three? Right? Oh my god, you
just won your own? Uh what? I can't hear you?
What we do the fourth one as well? Because the
viewers here at the next one one, that's a bonus question.
All right, do you want to do all or nothing here?
I'll do all or nothing? All right? Ahead, here we

(01:15:34):
go gatekeeper roller coaster or horror film gatekeeper? Oh god,
I'm gonna push my luck here. I'm gonna go a movie.
Oh if you truly love roller coasters. You need to

(01:15:55):
visit Cedar Point. It's one of the best parks in
the world. Its Gatekeepers roller coaster. We give you one more.
Skull Mountain, it's a roder coaster. Six plays great different
Gert New Jersey. You got it? Yes, yes, all right,
you're gonna walk away with a glamorous price. Kelly, have
a great day. What are you doing today? Um? I

(01:16:17):
just pulled them to work. And thank you so much.
I love you guys. You've read every single morning for
me and I know for many others. Oh, thank you,
thank you so much. You're the only one that likes us.
I don't know. Sometimes I wonder, Kelly, hold on one
second and uh, thanks for playing horror movie or roller coaster.

(01:16:38):
Well I thought you're gonna play love roller coaster. Oh yeah,
we could do that. Chili Peppers, where is it? Hit it?
This is a great song. You know what I know.
It's a Monday. Just start thinking of Friday. It's gonna
be a great day. We need some love music. The
three things you need to know with Gandhi coming up
after this, Custa Custa look, Crista crystall Custaring you wear

(01:17:36):
wid Cystar ron Cystar, the front over hens back number

(01:18:06):
to want to before I got a bigger Then we
go down, we go round and go starways go back,
figgering quick with your most Yeah, can't get down life,

(01:18:51):
Oh my god, number down on the number, I got
a biggert with me. Never go start, never go round
all his home this bount go start, don't go back?
Wis gonna whisk your don't you win over around? Don't right?

(01:19:47):
Then we can do that. We can do that. You
do here? Yeah? Yeah, it red out Chili Pepper's Leve

(01:20:28):
roller coaster. That sounds awesome. I love hearing that. Hey,
let's get into the three things we need to know.
With Gandhi coming up, I want to talk about introducing
technology to your mom and dad. Danielle's talking about about
telling her mom she doesn't need to print a ticket
to fly. She can have it can be on her phone.
And it freaked your mother out. And we'll get into

(01:20:49):
that scary using Uber eats with his parents. It's like
they just saw a miracle in front of their eyes.
I love that though they learned something new every day,
don't they. But until then we get into the three
things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on all right?
The postal services in crisis. President Trump says he trying
to save it, but also admitted to holding up funding
over the ballots. Democratic leaders say that the President is

(01:21:11):
trying to steal the upcoming election. Now, Nancy Pelosi is
calling lawmakers back to DC and wants them to vote
on a bill to save the postal service. The chairwoman
of the House Oversight Committee also wants to Postmaster General
to testify next Monday. Meanwhile, protesters are now letting the
Postmaster General Lewis to Joy know that they're not happy
with his decision to restructure right before elections. A group

(01:21:32):
has gathered outside his home, carrying signs and chanting he
has made major staffing changes and gotten rid of hundreds
of letter sorting machines, which is causing delays in mail delivery.
In Belarus, opposition protesters are also hitting the streets now
for the eighth day in a row of anti government
demonstrations demanding the exit of the country's authoritarian leader, President
Alexander Lukashenko. He's been in power since nineteen ninety four

(01:21:55):
and claimed a landslide victory in the vote that gave
him his sixth term in office. He has to night
allegations of fraud Russia. An ally of Belarus has said
they're prepared to send in military support if necessary. And finally,
we talk about this all the time. I know you
guys are very worried that I'm gonna do it, but
you are not supposed to approach wildlife at parks. You

(01:22:15):
have to keep wildlife wild. Here's another reason why. A
woman was going through a state park in South Dakota
when she got attacked by a bison. She pulled over,
hopped off her bike, started to approach the bison. It
charged her and somehow ripped her pants off, So the
woman fell to the ground unconscious and then of course
when people came and found her, she was pantsless. The
bison didn't went back to It's heard her injuries were

(01:22:37):
not considered serious. But stop approaching the wildlife. Let them be.
This is something I'm saying to myself as well. Do
not approach. I know, and those are your three, you know,
but the whole thing is on video and it's over,
it's all over the webson's right off, and yeah, a
wild animal rips your pants off and it's there for

(01:22:57):
everyone to see. Everyone. All right, let's take a break.
We're back after this. We're waiting for you to enjoyment
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(01:23:18):
front porch project and all things fall. You can get
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with the hashtag Low's Goals. I want to tell you
say you guys make my day every single day. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show, I'm feeling the love. Thank
you so much for listening today. You know you're earlier.

(01:23:39):
You're talking about that gun enthusiast who shot himself in
the scrotum. Yes he did because he was what he
was posting photos of him like aiming the gun at
his private parts. Yep. Apparently he belongs to a Facebook
group where that is what you do, you point guns
at your private parts. And then his went off and

(01:24:00):
he shot himself through this qurotum. We got a text
from a trauma nurse saying they're surprised how many people
do shoot themselves in the crotch. He I don't know
if it's a he or hurt, but it's a trauma
nurse sharing this great story. I want to hear more.
How many people are shooting themselves in the crotch? What
is wrong with you? And how we'll be good? I

(01:24:22):
would imagine maybe there's like a if you have a
wholester or something and you go to put it in
and you do it incorrectly and your hands on the trigger,
and I don't know, I don't know how you continually
how people keep shooting themselves in the wiener And I
totally agree with all men that could be completely biased,
but I just feel like that's not something women would do. Agree,

(01:24:45):
I may fall into line with that, that biased thinking.
Let's go round the room. Let's see if it's on
the minds of the people who bring you the show
every day. We'll start with you, Gandhi. What's on your
mind today? Oh my goodness. Okay, So this weekend I
got a box in the mail and I opened it
and my friend had her wedding scheduled for October of
this year. Obviously, that has been changed, so she sent

(01:25:05):
out a change the date and it is the most
extra invitation I have ever seen in my whole life.
It was up package of a drink. So do you
know what a car bomb is? It's Guinness Iris whiskey
and some type of like Bailey's something in it. I
don't know what it is. She sent the entire thing
so you can build your own. There's a shot glass
in it, There's a scratch off ticket that has their

(01:25:27):
new date on it. It is the craziest thing ever.
I posted it on my Instagram story Elvis. I also
sent it to you if you want to see it.
But it's the craziest thing. I was like, geez, Ashley,
you single handedly funded the post office with these gazillion
packages that we love that five pounds. Yeah, we need more.
We need more crazy friends that send a lot of
stuff to the United States Postal Service. Let's keep him

(01:25:47):
in business. That's that's I mean, how many of them
did she send out? I had to be hundreds. I mean,
she's definitely having a big wedding and everybody needs to know.
But the best part is, because of what's going on
with the Postal Service right now, A lot of people
haven't gotten there changed the date yet, so all these
people started to post it like I did, like oh
my god, look at this. And she's getting hate text
now from people being like, really, I didn't get invited

(01:26:09):
to your changed wedding. Okay, it'll it'll get there. Hang
in there, they'll get it there. Hey, scary. What's up
with you today? My friend told me about some mind
blowing thing he found online. If you turn the sound
on on your computer or your phone and then Google
cha Cha slide, you know, the cha slide, and then
click on the glitzy microphone and just keep clicking on

(01:26:32):
the icon that appears, you're gonna have like a mind
blown moment. It's gonna it's so fun what happens, Just
keep clicking, clicking, clicking. It's so cute. Yep, it's gotta
start with the microphone. Google. Yah, you'll love it. You'll
love it. Side, What about you, Froggy? What's up? So?
Yesterday I went to go play golf for an in
the afternoon, and of course there are people on both

(01:26:54):
sides of the NASK debate, but I witnessed two completely
morons yesterday. One there was a guy that I saw
get out of his car. He must have had seven
masks hanging from his review mirror. He didn't take one
inside with him. I'm like, okay, so I'm not sure
what you have those four you're not using him. Then
we're playing golf and there's a gentleman playing golf by himself.
He's wearing a mask. He's by himself. Okay, he's wearing

(01:27:19):
a mask. It was ninety four degrees outside. I'm like, dude, yeah,
he was hundreds he was hundreds of yards away from us.
I'm like, dude, it's ninety four degrees. You're by yourself,
you're outside. You say you don't need the mask. Maybe
his allergies. Yeah, he doesn't want You don't know who
he is. There's both sides of it out there. I
don't know. It's like both entertained me, Danielle, what's up

(01:27:43):
with you? So yesterday I was having a FaceTime with
my nephew Andy, and he is too, so we're facetiming
each other and he's like, ain't Danny, ain't Danny. He's
so cute when he talks, right, So I think he
got tired of talking to me, and so he smacked
the phone down. So, but my sister walked all for
He's like, She's like, what happened to Aunt Danny? And
he lined, He's like, oh she fell. Aunt Danny fell.

(01:28:07):
And I'm like, dude, no, he put me down on purpose.
And I'm like tattle tailing on a two year old.
I'm like, okay, no, no, no, no, don't let him
tell you Aunt Danny fell. Aunt Danny was smacked down.
He put Aunt Danny down on purpose. And my sister's like, no, no,
he's too. I'm like, no, no, no, I watched him.
I watched him smack me down on purpose. He did.

(01:28:28):
Don't let him get away with it, Danielle. You did
you show him who's boss. Don't let a little two
year old win. That's right about you winning? Who's so stupid? Uh,
let's go talk to Gary on line twenty three. So Gary, Yes, sir, Gary,
you shot yourself? You didn't shot you shoot yourself in

(01:28:50):
the scrotum? Did you? What did you shoot yourself? What
did you shoot? It was in my kneeless, my boy,
like a quarter of an inch? Oh my god, what happened? Gary? Uh?
I was sitting in the car waiting, No, my wife
should get off work, and I was messing with my pistol,

(01:29:11):
which you probably shouldn't have been doing to begin with.
But I was shooting it to day before in the
rain and I never be chambered the round. So I
was sitting in the car and I went to the
chambered around and it jammed up on me and it
went off. I went through my legs into the door.
Oh my god, Gary, and there's I'm assuming there's that
that instant moment you're like, oh my god, I just

(01:29:33):
don't Yeah. I didn't know what had happened at first
because my ears were ringing, and all you here is
just like a sound um And I looked down and
I seen the two holes in my pants. Are like,
oh god, thank god, you're okay. Gary. Yeah, yeah, I'm
fine now I know. But are you extra extra careful
now that that happened, because you can see how Yeah. Yeah,

(01:29:57):
it's really easy if you don't know what you're doing.
Thank you. It's awful. Now now I got can steal carry.
I got a lot of Doune classes under my belt,
so yeah, I was. I had just turned I think
twenty years old, right, I'm glad you did. I'm glad

(01:30:19):
you haven't shot yourself. Carry. We were at the we
were at the gun range once and I and I
had I had a three fifty seven magnum and I
put it down to my side. I put it on
my side and I just hit the trigger and the
bullet was one inch from my foot. I was like stopping.
I'm telling you, it takes that one time and it

(01:30:39):
totally rearranges your thoughts on how to stay safe. Hey, Gary,
I'm glad that you're hey, thanks for listening to us.
All right, thank you guys. Can I recommend pepper spray
to everyone? Pepper spray? No, see, I would shoot myself
with pepper spray. Then it's like it's safe. Johnathan, lady
supper Sam one time. Good you deserved it. Of course

(01:31:02):
he doesn't want to tell you I was the old
lady he's talking about. He was getting a little frisky,
is that? Jonathan? On line twenty four, Ay, Jonathan, how
you doing? How good? How are you so? Jonathan? You're
the trauma nurse that sent us the text. You're saying you,
you guys are seeing a lot of people coming in
who shot themselves in the crotch. Oh yeah, Actually we are.

(01:31:23):
The first time it happened, I thought it was just
a fluke thing and it would never happen again. And
then a couple more times in the same year it happened.
I'm like, people just not know where they're supposed to
point a gun. I don't. I don't understand. Well, yeah,
you don't want it to go off at all, unless
you're it's a post to, unless your intention is for
it to go off. But in your crotch, All right, well, Jonathan,

(01:31:47):
you know it's you're sitting there in the in the
er and people come in either they've shot themselves in
the scrotum or they have a light bulb up there butt.
It's like people, I don't understand. It's like there's a
lot of this got This world has lots of interesting
people in it. Anyway, Jonathan, thank you for checking in.
Thanks for texting it as well. Okay, I'll probably think it.

(01:32:08):
Thank you. Oh do we still have Scott on twenty two? Yeah?
I'm here. Hey Scott, you shot yourself in the balls.
What happened? Oh my god, that's one hundred percent true.
I went out, Yeah, I went out to a shooting
range on Long Island with a few of my friends
and we were shooting stuble barrel shotguns, you know, ski

(01:32:29):
type shooting. So you're shooting tell us and the guy
was it was like a kid, a sixteen year old
kid was in charge of us, telling us what to do,
which was ridiculous. And he was moving us around so
we could shoot a different targets from different trajectories. And
at one point I loaded my gun and you're not
supposed to do anything, but shoot is done after you
load it, and he told me to move. I said,

(01:32:51):
I don't think I should do this. He's like, no,
it's fine, just put you put the gun, you know.
You just moved to the next spot. And as I
moved to the next spot. I'm not that tall, but
gun is very long. The gun hit the ground and
went off. I didn't shoot it, and the gun accidentally
went off lying up and shot me right in the balls.
Oh God, So how are your boys today? Is everyone

(01:33:16):
everything intact? You know? Oh? I was in shock when
it happened, and then I realized what had happened and
I went I didn't go to the hospital right away
because I was so embarrassed. I was like, oh, what
am I gonna do? The You know, My whole thing
is that the next day I went to the hospital
and when I got there, the urologist was so shocked
that he had never seen anybody who had shot himself

(01:33:37):
in the balls before that. He called in all these
people and I'm laying there with my legs laid was
like and and one after one of they there were
like ten people in the room at one point just
staring at me with my my stuff. My junks are
hanging out. It was horrible. Oh God, that's that's worst.
That's worse than getting shot. I would you know, I
would have taken control. I said, no, I'm not your

(01:33:59):
I'm not on this play. Get them out of here.
I don't want them to look at me anyway. I
wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.
Of course, you did just let me out. But an
important lesson learned here, Scott. Next time you get shot
in the balls, go to the hospital. Don't don't seriously
next time. Dear God. All right, Scott, I'm glad you're okay.

(01:34:20):
I'm glad you lived to see another day. Thanks for
listening to us. You and your balls have a very
good day. Okay, Thank you. There you going people getting
shot in the balls. I feel like there's an order
of operations thing that is off here. Like the one
guy is talking about how he had a gun and
then took the classes. I feel like maybe you should
take the classes first and then get the thing that's
going to shoot you in the kneecap in your car. Yeah, yeah, maybe,

(01:34:42):
I guess. I guess there is an order of things,
a naturalness. We go live to the Jersey Shore where Gosh,
Garrett is down at the beach for the week. I
love that, and I look, you can still, you know,
you don't even have to take a day off. You're
working and at the beach. I envy you sound you
have today. Let's start with this. Imagine being getting the

(01:35:03):
call up to become a major league pitcher your first
day on the job. Saint Louis Cardinals reliever Roel Ramirez
gave up four consecutive home runs in his big debut
yesterday against the White Sox. And this is what it's hounds.
Ramirez to Moncada. You want Drillson way back right field.
Look out Coo sits a three run shot. Neither Jed

(01:35:26):
ass another absolute Let's Craig Oh boy that on a line,
Try so I Field he bringing him home. Bring you
as the last one, and Tim's having a party in

(01:35:48):
the air. Left field man to the line and done again.
Four in a row. Here you go in a row.
You're sure there wasn't a men game. It could have been,
It could have been. Let's talk about a police officer,
Erica Urra. She saved a man who was in a

(01:36:08):
wheelchair who was stuck on a train train tracks and
this is the sound from her body cam listened to.
How insane this is mhe out of one. I'll be
out with the bell sta in her tracks trying to
get him out. Can you get up? Oh yeah, Oh

(01:36:40):
my god. Just pulled him off as the train was
going by, clipped his leg. He's doing well, he's going
to recover. But just insane. Thank god, thank god she
was there now Gandhi was in her three things. Was
talking about a woman who got pants by a bison.
I have the audio. Yes, a lady up there going
to call the buffalo over to her. I might be

(01:37:00):
getting her death on camera right now. Oh my god,
it got her. Oh my god, don't she doesn't have
any picts. She has no pants on she's unconscious, but
she's okay. Now right, he's okay. Now, yeah, she is okay.
No word on her path, though, do not approach wild animals,

(01:37:24):
do not. Did you see the video of the weekend
of the family at a picnic feeding the bear at
their table. Yes, I did, even though I want to
do it. You can't do that. That's how you lose
your life or a limb. That no stupid. When I
did see the story, though, the first person I thought
of was Gandhi. So I'm just waiting for this story
to actually happen one day. Please don't do that. I'm

(01:37:47):
not gonna do it. I won't promise, all right. So
a few weeks ago I played a cover of slipno covering,
covering the Devil went down to Georgia, and I guess
Nickelback said, hey, why don't we do the same thing.
So nickel Back just put this out on Friday his
head because he knew that he'd been beat. Oh my god,
Johnny's feet will just come on back. If you ever

(01:38:08):
want to try, I don't know. There you go, thanks, Nickelback.
Quarantine favorite right there. Christina Aguilera, Danielle's favorite slash Hall
Pass is putting out a new song for the Disney
movie Mulan. This is called Loyal, Brave True. The video
came out on Friday. It's always good to hear from her. Yeah,

(01:38:36):
you know, Christina Aguilera should do a devil went down
to Georgia. Let her only a matter of time apparently,
so give it a week, um, and then whenever you want.
I told you about some new music that I was
listening to over the weekend, Elvis that came out on
Friday that I'm loving, So whenever you have time for that.
Some Dulipa levitating is there? Yeah, I don't have time
to play now, but I want to play as soon
as we can. Levitating, Duelipa, Madonna and Missy Elliott three

(01:38:59):
of My Face. If it's all together on one song,
we're gonna play that as soon as we can. We
gotta take a rak. Danielle is on the way next
with her report. What do you have coming up? Danielle?
Chrissy Teagans's baby number three was a surprise. All right, Garrett,
you're a good American. Enjoy the beach today, enjoy the
Jersey Shore. We'll talk to you tomorrow, all right, we're
back after this. Yeah, I know, we're double with you.

(01:39:20):
You can go away now. Show As you know, we
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(01:39:42):
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This is Elvis Durant in the morning show. Hey can
we get smiling Stephen on Live from Q and O
two in Philly. Q and O two in Philly, the

(01:40:50):
station that fired me at one time but rehired me.
They rehired me, and I'm so happy that we are
on Q and O two. Great memories of Philly living there.
But they did something so remarkably cool Friday night. If
you live in Philly, maybe you saw it. They did

(01:41:10):
a drone show, a lighted drone show to kick off
our one hundred and two grand in the sand than
you know where we bury one hundred and two thousand
dollars worth of incredible things in the sand. Well, we
can't do it this year. We're gonna do it virtually,
so we've hidden stuff in the virtual sand. But to
kick it off, they did this drone show. Did you
guys see the video? Yeah, it's very so cool really,

(01:41:32):
and it was a secret. I don't know how they
kept that a secret so long. I would have told
everybody amazing. Is he on the line? Yep, we'll put
him on. Scary Hey smiling Stephen, Hey, good morning. You
can hear them smiling? So can people go to q
ono two dot com and see the video from what

(01:41:53):
we did Friday night over this guy's Yeah, it's on
our IGTV right now at Q one o two Philly
and it's all over our socials. It was so cool.
Describe it to everyone. So we did a surprise a
drone show with Verge Arrow, which is like a Philly
company right here, and we did a mix live in

(01:42:15):
the air on q Mono two and then all the
drones are dancing around right above Boathouse Row, which is
basically like right in front of the skyline of Center City.
And it was just ten minutes of like, it was
so cool. It's just ten minutes of these drones flying
around with different lights and dancing along to the music.
And it was a total surprise because obviously we didn't

(01:42:36):
want any crowds during COVID, So we just surprised everybody
with it and it was just spectacular, just amazing. How
they figure out how to do this is beyond me.
I mean, it takes brains in creativity. It's incredible. Yeah,
look at all at Q and O two Philly on
social media and you can watch the drone show. It's

(01:42:58):
just amazing. Hey, so I tell everyone about your million
dollar idea. Oh okay, so I think feel free to
use this. I think ice cream shops should sell ice
cream cake, buy the slice, so you could just go
into the shop, buy a slice of ice cream cake
and leave, because otherwise you have to wait for a party.
And during COVID, like, people aren't having parties and you

(01:43:20):
want ice cream cake, but you don't want to have
a whole big one in the freezer. It seems like
the most logical thing, right, how come you don't do that?
Have you seen? Have you seen ice cream cake? Gandhi? Yeah,
I'm sorry to burst your bubble smiling Stephen, but dairy
Queen has something called the ice cream cupcake, which is
exactly that. It's just a little individual piece of the

(01:43:40):
ice cream cake. But that's a cupcake, not a slicive cake.
There's definitely okay, you're right, it is a different shape.
You're right. Why peeing all over his fruits? All they
have to do is take a cake and slice it
and sell it. That's what you're saying. Yeah, exactly. They
do it with pizza. They do it even I've seen
it with like regular cake, but not ice cream cake.

(01:44:01):
For whatever reason. It's so good. All right, let's get
to this. Let's work this out. You help us out
with this. You've got shut into the ice cream. No,
but I feel like I've seen it already. I feel
like I've been places where there are just little slices
in a box. I don't know. Why are you dashing
his dreams? I love you, but maybe it would be
different in some way, a different type of Yeah, you

(01:44:23):
know what, you will make yours different. We love you, Stephen.
Thanks for reporting back from our Friday night flight of
the drones. It's beautiful again. Go to uh anywhere Q
one or two Philly on Instagram wherever, and you can
see the video from Friday night. Have a great day,
smiling and Steven. We love you, Love you guys, bye,
love you, Hey, so welcome to the show. My own U.
Alex is here to join us. Good morning, Alec, Good,

(01:44:45):
good morning, listen. We went to a friend's house in Brooklyn.
It was the most miserable day yesterday as far as
rain goes. We went to our friend's house for lunch.
And Andrew, Yeah, Kevin Andrew. They made the most amazing
goat curry. I'm having it already, have it for breakfast,
so delicious. I hope he saved something for me. I did,

(01:45:06):
all right, I did go take a lot. But today
is the most beautiful, crystal clear, cool day up here
in the New York area, New Jersey. It's beautiful. We
got to get out and go do something, all right,
Let's go. Let's go take the puppies out and do something.
So anyway, do you guys have any questions for Alex
he's here. I know you always want to know how
he's doing. You're always curious to know how he's living

(01:45:27):
his life. Yes, Gondhi, how much does Alex know about
baby chameleons? Because if that's the case, I have a
million questions Alex. Shoot. I used to have one. I
had a panther chameleon named Wizard for roughly about eight
nine years. Oh cool, okay, so what do you need
to know? Well, how many crickets am I really supposed

(01:45:49):
to be feeding him a day? Because I've seen a
broad range and at this point I've seen between like
fourteen and sixteen crickets a day, which is a lot.
But he's also coming to the front of the cage
and like asking for food now, so I just want
to make sure I'm not starving him. I gotta see
how big he is. First. He's a little guy, real
little Yeah, sixteen a day, No, I say that's a lot.

(01:46:11):
That's a lot, right, yeah, okay, yeah, especially if you
over put crickets in there and they die. It smells
really really bad. And the kids. Oh yeah, and I
heard that they can team up on him and attack
him and bite him. And that is not happening on
my watch. That's true. Oh my god, I didn't know
that chameleons had this crazy They're crazy society going with cracks. Yeah, yes, Daniel, Yes,

(01:46:34):
can I can I ask a bearded dragon question, even
though probably reptile Matt will be mad I'm cheating on him. Yeah, okay,
so I went, don't tell my husband this, but I
was at the pet store the other day, and I
fell in love with the baby beardies, the baby bearded dragons.
But my bearded dragon is a little older. He's probably like,
I don't know, seven eight years old. Do you think

(01:46:55):
it's too old to introduce a baby to the beardy? Now?
Would he be mad at me if I put another
in the cage with him? Oh? Um. I don't want
to answer that because I don't want to give you
the wrong advice. But Rep Tom Matt would know that.
I would think they would eat each other. No, I
don't say that, I would die and get stressed out. Yeah, yeah,

(01:47:19):
I would contact Rep Tom matter that yes, straight name. Okay, Alex,
you're very good with living animals, and you're very good
at taking care of them. But if you could have
any extinct animal at the zoo to take care of,
what would it be and why? It would definitely be? Um,
a dinosaur? You have those at the at the zoo.

(01:47:41):
Any extinct animal if I could bring it back right now? Said? Yeah,
how crazy would that be? You know? Having Uh, I
don't think we want that in our yard. I don't
think we want to know. You know, how many people
would come and flock to the zoo to go see
if you have it at the zoo. Ye good, yeah, definitely, no,

(01:48:02):
definitely would be a dinosaur. I would want a teodactyl.
How are you going to control that? Though? I know,
tie it up. Now you have to buy it. It's
got a roan. You have to buy a dog. You
have to buy a domed building. Yes, like in Jurassic World.
We could use a football stadium that's not in use. Yes,
that's what I'm saying. Surely we can find one of those. Yes, scary,

(01:48:25):
you know, Alex, I've always been fascinated with sloths, the
two toed sloth I've always wanted. As soon as I'm
on vacation, I got to hold one. It crawled all
over me. And they're very slow. But do they make
great house pets? Because I no, no, it's not it's no. Yes, yes,

(01:48:47):
And you don't want one? Why not? It would be
destructive climbing all over your house. And first you shouldn't
even ask this question because they're not pat. Yeah, they're
they're not pat. Yeah, don't even have well, actually you

(01:49:09):
got to watch for their teeth. Oh really, their teeth
A raise a shop and, believe it or not, when
they want to move. They could move, you know, we
had we have about six or seven at the zoo,
and when we have to catch them up for routine
vet checks, they move, let me tell you. And it's
hard to get them off a branch or something like that,

(01:49:29):
and just watch out for them. Mouth. Thanks for being
a part of our shop. I've never seen Froggy yawned
so loud. I have so many questions, but I'm like, nope,
not asking g rated. Now you want to ask something filthy?
What do you want to ask? Frog? What do you want?
I'm not doing it. No, I'm not. I'm not getting
in trouble today. No, I have gone so far three hours.

(01:49:50):
They're not getting yelled at one time. I've not been
told to shut up yet. Today. I'm not getting trouble.
Alex has the coolest ever. Yeah, he's my husband. That's
the coolest job. Whatever. Anyway, what do you want to
do here, Nate, Well we need to take a break, Elvis, Yeah,

(01:50:12):
well let's do our do three things late. We'll do
three things in a minute. Let's take a break, and
when we go to commercials and a song, then Froggy
can ask his inappropriate questions off the air. Oh question,
do finger monkeys make good pets? Finger? No? Yes, no, no, No,

(01:50:33):
monkeys make good pets. Okay, thank you. My mom used
to have one. She said it was the hardest thing
in the entire world. Oh man, I bet yeah. All right,
now we take a break. Thanks for listening to ask
a Zookeeper. We'll be back after this. Thank you. Listen
you all. Every morning in the Morning Show is Elvis

(01:50:58):
Durand in the Morning Show. It's kind of weird. Here
we are in the middle of August. It's still summertime.
I was talking to Garrett about this earlier. Pumpkin spice everywhere,
Halloween candy, Halloween decorations everywhere. Yes, is it getting earlier
and earlier? Is it just me? Let it rain and
porn everything? What what does that mean? Yeah, when it rain,

(01:51:20):
you know, just let it rain. Candy, corn a rain, pumpkins,
let it rain, ghosts. I'm ready. Okay, But what about
pumpkin spice? You want that too? Yes? Too early? Oh yeah,
gandhi's a no, I'm a I'm a note a pumpkin spice.
It doesn't doesn't do anything for me. And a lot
of times they toss some cinnamon in there, and then

(01:51:40):
that just pushes me over the edge. So I can't
do it. It's so weird that you don't like cinnamon. Hey. Um.
So Danielle's mother freaked out when daniel said, you know,
when you get on that airplane, you don't have to
use a paper ticket. You can actually have you can
have it on your phone, right, and you had you
have to explain this from like twenty five different angles

(01:52:02):
right for her to understand what you're saying. Because she
doesn't want to go. She's like, I don't think I
can fly by myself. I don't think I know what
to do. I can't print the tickets. I can't. I said, Mom,
I'll put the ticket on your phone before you go.
What I said, Yeah, you can do that. You can
put the ticket on the phone. I said yeah. And
then I told her, like we were talking about how
to get her from the airport to certain places. I said, well,

(01:52:24):
I can always book you an uber from my phone.
What you can do that. I'm like, she actually used
the words shut up, shut up. Yeah, it's hysterical to
me though, Like Mom, really, She's like, I'm like, we
like it's like they live under a rock. It's so cute.
They don't know. You have to understand these things weren't around.

(01:52:44):
Several years ago, Scary was talking about his mom and dad.
Oh my god, yesterday they wanted His dad calls the
Chinese restaurant and drives down, has to find a parking space,
has to go in, you pick up their food to go,
then drive home. He was totally amazed that you can
go on Uber Eats and have them bring it right
to you. Afternoon, I was hanging out with them. We
were gonna get Chinese food. He goes, We're gonna go

(01:53:04):
to silver Staff at Chinese because I got I like
eighty six noodle better. But I got a circle to
block and it's a double pocket. I'm my dad, Uber Eats,
it's an app. Look you know what Uber is? Right?
My mother? My mother's like, Anthony, look at this. We
made the order. It says preparing your order, and there's
there's ingredients going into the pot. I'm like, it's not live,

(01:53:24):
it's a graphic. And then well you can take you
can take it literally absolutely Okay. Then then you get
to trace and tracked them as they're delivering into your house,
right Anthony, Look, Zen Yen is waiting for your order.
Your order is now being delivered, Anthony. I'm tracking it.
He's five blocks away. Anthony's great, Anthony. The food is
arriving in a minute. It's like it's like, Okay, we

(01:53:47):
got it, we got it. It's like they were born today.
It's like it's a whole new world. So Gandhi, you've
been explaining the world of technology to your mom. Yes,
they called me pretty late last night because my mom
and dad wanted to watch TV in a different room
than they usually do and they couldn't figure out what
the input was on the TV. She didn't even know
that that was a problem. She just kept telling me

(01:54:07):
that cable box doesn't work. So I was like, okay,
let's do this. She puts me on FaceTime, but she
also does FaceTime the wrong way, so I told her
she needed to flip the camera. She flips the camera
and then flips Yeah. I was like, no, no, no,
you do one or the other, you don't do both.
And trying to explain to them what the input on
a TV was was just mind boggling. And then I

(01:54:28):
wanted to give him a hug because my mom taught
me how to use a fork I can teach her
how to use a freaking TV. It's fine. I love
that it's just teaching them these new things. I mean,
this is where the roles reverse. You're now the parent
and they're now the child. So stressful. All right? Uh,
speaking of stress, I'm always stressed when Danielle does that

(01:54:50):
missus mosh klopsis character on the phone taps, So I'm
going to be stressed out. Next we have Danielle with
a double team phone tap for you coming up after this,
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My friend Bethan heard a loud noise in front of
her house last week. By the time she ran to
the front door, she noticed someone drove their car across

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her front lawn and left deep tire tracks in the
front yard. Let's phone tapper Michelle. Michelle has a good idea. Hey,
something weird happened to a friend. That's kind of difficult
to explain. Let's phone tap them. This is a good
phone tap, all right, This comes to us from Michelle.
Michelle is phone tapping Bethan. Garrett starts the call, apologizing
to Bethan for his mother's mistake, and then Linda marsh

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Galopsis played by Danielle I can't believe back. Miss marsh
Kallopsis played by Danielle keeps interrupting. Let's listen into what
may be a very bizarre phone tap. Hello, Hello, okay,
I speak to beth Anne. Yeah, you got her. We're
new to the neighborhood. My name is Marvin marsh Kalopsis. Um,

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I'm calling on behalf of my mom, Linda. Um, I
know she kind of messed up your lawn the other day.
I've been freaking out for the past several days. I
thought we had like vandals or like kids. Really, oh no,
no vandals. It was it was just my mom. So,
I mean, I don't know why you waited so long
to let me know, because I you know, you know,
if I dent a door in a parking lot, I
leave a note. I don't let them wonder for a week.

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Because where the hell I came from? Mom, I'm on
the phone. Yeah, bron your dinners ready? Yeah, that's my mom. Hello, Mom,
I'm on the phone. I have someone on the phone.
Tap Hello, hold on, she doesn't know how to work
the phone. Hello. Who's this? It's high This Ivan's girlfriend. No,

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this is beth Anne and your neighbor. Who are you?
What your Bethday? And your neighbor Bethan? Yeah, I'm the
one with the front porch with the swing. What have
you have you seen my house? I live? You dated Marvin?
Your girlfriend? Oh? I didn't date. I didn't date Marvin. Wow? No? Uh?

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How are you today? Good? Put? Uh? Beth Anne? I
am so sorry about that. I don't I don't need
to hear about your family business. I don't need to know.
But all I do know is if you're having this
much trouble controlling your mother, maybe she's a risk to yourself.
And what if she ran over a child? Oh? No,
she she is very child friendly. She loves children. All

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I want to know now is how you intend to
pay for this? Hello? Did she go? All right? How
are you? Hi? Hell? Who's this? It's your neighbor, beth Anne.
This is much collapses. Hello. No, I'm not a marshalops,
I'm not one of those. I'm your neighbor, beth Anne. Oh,

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Marvin says, I can't drive drive anymore? Maybe will you
know what though, that might be a good idea. So
you're gonna come get me. I need to go to
the beauty parlor. Oh oh, oh, you're getting your hair
done today. Yeah, I'm getting a dune for five dollars. Wow.
Oh that's a deal. That's definitely a deal. You know,
it's good to have someone drive you because you get

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your own show. Hello. Hello, who is this? This is Bethan,
your neighbor. Are you dating my son? No, I'm not
dating your son. Pase a nice boy. Marvin's a nice boy.
You know about my front lawn? Right? Huh about my lawn?
You drove in my front lawn? Can mar Marvin on

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the phone? How'd you get in the basement? Mark? Thank you?
I keep on hiding the phone from her and she
just keeps on finding it. You need to get a
handle on your mom's This is not cute putting me
in this position with her. I don't mean to I
don't mean dude, That's why I wanted to call you
as a good guy, you know, and I wanted to apologize.
You did that a week ago to my front lawn,

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and now you're trying to make up port to fix it.
Why why do I hear like someone's yelling ed Marvin. Hello, No,
one's yelling at Marvin. It's fine, Marvin. Are you having
a fight with your girlfriend? No? This this is not
my girl, Mama, this is not my I'm not his girlfriend.
I'm not Boo's on the phone. This is beth Anne,

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your neighbor. Is this Eda? No? And it's not Eda.
It's beth Anne. I missed her since she died. I'm
so sorry. Huh. Why don't you go get ready to
go to the beauty? Still on for Marvin to drive you?
All right? Bye? Okay, bye bye. See she's a nice person.
No no, no, no, no no. She needs to be
in some sort of facility or something or have like

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a home care nurse or something. Gone for a bit,
something happened to your mother or somebody else in the community.
Because listen, listening your your home all day as your
husband's out making the big bucks. Why don't you come
over and take care of my mom? Is when I
go to work gives me. You do not know my
life and this is not my responsibility. I'm just throwing
it out there. Instead of going to the mall. Just
help an old lady out. Maybe you could teach her
a few things. Maybe going to the mall. You don't

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know what I do all day. I work from home.
Where is she movin? Movin? I peed my pants? This
is not fair to your mother? Are you the lady?
Marvin said, it's gonna come take care of me. I
tape dancing with the Stars and we can watch it. Marvin,

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I need my five hundred dollars and I need it now.
Havin Are you dating a hooker? Five r Wait? Nice
dollars you and to your mother. I feel like I've
gone above and beyond. Marvin is yes, in a hooker? No,
she's not aker hooker? Marvin, get her off the phone.

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She's sitting down. Is he off the phone? She's off
the phone now. But you're on the radio. What Bethan,
My name's Garrett, and Linda over there is is Danielle
and your friend Michelle heard about your front line and
she wanted to play a phone tap on you. Oh
my god, she is so dead. This phone tap was

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