The Secrets

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Do you guys make my day? Like every single day,
I'm like racking. I thank you for keeping company. I
would you every good this morning show ever. You guys
are freaking phenomenal podcast. Well well, well the cat dragged

(00:24):
us in again. I guess we got to do a show. Yeah,
I got good news and bad news. What do you
want to hear first? First, the bad news is we're
just beginning this week. We still have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The good news, yeah, we got a Friday on the
way it was made. Let's make every single day count,
shall we? Yes? Please? All right? You know I was

(00:48):
asking everyone in the room what song do you want
to start the show with, because we always start the
show with something old school or something never heard before,
something unusual. And Janet Jackson came up, you know, she's
going out on a tour. Yeah, we talked this sounds
so good with this, And then I got a late entry.
Someone sent a text and they want to hear Macho
Man by the village people. I don't know. I don't

(01:08):
know what's left of him. I don't know. Okay, we'll
start with some Janet Jackson, Good morning, Gandhi, good morning Hi. Danielle.
They're scary. There's Froggy. Where's my straight name? Has he
arrived yet? Yeah? Is it? Sauntering in? And there's producer Sam.
Welcome to the day. This does sound good. Turn us
up loud, let's listen to it. So you send the

(02:04):
luck be with you and it's fine day to cant
the time this weekend to life and mind week to

(02:32):
go shoot shot good. Come on lady, get away a
litten true for another day as your lord, me for
God and me at take you one and let's countess

(02:56):
we will have a good time your ears because wait
for you not is the bain that just one time?

(03:19):
Baby gone mom? And wake baby scared away? Lit see
the choice bone another tack holone man got an on screen?

(03:44):
Some baby scared away? Let's see the choepor another tackle me.
They gotta make you let me take you want? How
great does that sound? Awesome? Yeah? So here comes Janet

(04:05):
Jackson out on tour. Of course, Froggy's all excited because
Backstreet Boys are on tour. They're coming on tour, right,
I don't know, can't we see someone a little more
like you know, the year twenty twenty? You know what
I'm saying. Anyway, let's get rolling. Our first caller of
the day is Jean from Chesterfield. She's online one scary Jean.

(04:26):
You made it. You told me you would be the
first caller of the day eventually, and here you are.
I did. I'm so excited. Good morning, Hello, good morning weight.
So I met Jean in when I was in Richmond
in Virginia Friday, in Chesterfield, like an hour and a
half early, so that I could get there in line

(04:48):
because I go balling dancing with my mother, she's eighty
four years old every Friday night. I love the fact
that you go ballroom dancing with your eighty four year
old mother. And you know what they said, Momma has
told me there's nothing better than having some ballroom. You
know what, I'm saying, the same thing. God bless your soul. Mom. Anyway,

(05:11):
so you did make it. Now your first caller of
the day. Now what do you do, Geene? I mean,
here you are, take it over. This is the whole
show is yours? Oh my goodness, you just I'm so excited.
I'm shaking good. I like that. I'm on my way
to work. I've been one of the ones to make
sure the sun comes up like the last thirty years,
so I've always had an early morning job. Oh well, hey,
welcome to our health Jean. You are officially the first

(05:36):
caller of the day. It was a pleasure meeting you
and everyone who came out to the Barnes and Noble
in Chesterfield, Virginia. That was just incredible. What a bunch
of nice, nice listeners. And we're gonna give you. We're
gonna send you your very own Elvis during morning show
shared Okay, Oh, I'm so excited that I want what
you ruin it for me. Yeah, we'll ruin it. Can
we ruin it for Yeah, We're get it done. I Geane,

(05:56):
hold on, have a great day in a safe drive
to work. Thank you so much. It was a great
met you too, Elvis. Well see, dreams do come true.
Hold on one second, Gene. Look she looked at me
in the eye. I remember Jeans saying, I am going
to be your first caller of the day if it's
the last thing I do. Hope, well, I hope it's not. Anyway,
let's go around the room. Danielle. We'll start with you.
What's on your mind today? So I'm reading the Jessica

(06:18):
Simpson book. Right now, everybody knows that. And I'm at
the part where she meets Nicholas Shay and I'm like
freaking out because I'm reliving the romance all over again.
And how do they meet each other? So they actually
met um during like press and stuff. He was doing
press for ninety eight degrees and they were just introducing
her to the world, and so like they kind of
locked eyes and it was just, you know, they didn't

(06:39):
see each other for a while and they had a
you know, a phone call relationship, and then she went
on tour and it's all this romance and sparks and
you know, you are loving this book. Oh my gosh,
Why am I hoping that at the end of the book,
like they stay together And I know they don't, but
I'm hoping they do. Oh well, none of us have
the nerve to tell you it's gonna happened down the

(07:00):
road to just let's not ruin it, let's not spoil it.
Let's see, Froggy, what's up with you today? You know,
it's so lonely with Danielle and her mom gone at
our house yesterday, my two puppies. They spent the entire
day in the guests room looking for Danielle and her mom. Wow,
it's so crazy how dogs become attached to new people
so quickly, Like they did not care one bit that

(07:22):
I was home. They spent the whole day looking for Danielle,
and her mom said, Danielle, you and your mom, you
gotta come back because the boys are lonely. If you
know what, I'm here alone with with little Maximan, and
he is my best friend. I cannot imagine a life
without the dog. Everyone go out adopt. Okay, get back
to me and tell me what you adopted. Hey, what's
up with you today? Gandhi? Okay, So do you guys

(07:43):
ever follow pages on Instagram or anywhere that are just
facts and you totally put all the stock in the
fact that these facts are true. Well give me an example. Okay,
So I follow an account called uber facts, and they
dropped different facts all day long that are mostly true.
But I saw one the other day that I was like,
hold the hell on, you did this thing where they
talked about marijuana, marijuana preventing vomiting. And I'm like, if

(08:04):
there is a bigger lie in the world, I've not
seen it because I don't know anybody who can drink
and smoke and not puke. It is definitely a puking agent.
And this thing says it prevents puking. And all I've
been trying to do for four days is reach out
to uber Facts and be like this is wrong. And
I don't know. I mean, with me, a lot of
people do. There is an argument not to Pooh Pooh
and your Coco puffs. There is an argument for people

(08:25):
who are going through chemo or they're they're having like
awful rights, well you know, hangover and problems. Yeah, it
a little little puff puff kind of helps you. You know,
you're not nausea. I think it's important to address the
issue of the puff puff. I think just a puff
puff will probably help with the nausea. But if you
drink and then you puff puff, you are puke puking.
I know. Can get back to me. It's driving me crazy,

(08:49):
all right. Well, okay, so maybe they're a little offul
on that one one fact, I know, but it's like
shaken my whole whole faith in them. Let's get into
our horoscopes with producer Sam. Sam, who are you doing
them with? I'd love to do them with Gandhi. Hello,
all right, if you celebrate today, you're celebrating with Khalid.
He's twenty two, Taylor Lautner, Jennifer Aniston, and Kelly Rowland. Capricorn.

(09:11):
Love is in the air and you are feeling it.
Be romantic, but stay attentive to your responsibilities. Your day
is a seven Aquarius. You're in a great physical, mental,
and emotional space, so start at to have a new
fresh start and a strong energy. All right, your days
and nine Pisces. You're feeling passionate, but your new opportunities
are concerning you a bit, so remember to choose your

(09:32):
words carefully. Your day is a seven Areas. You'll have
visitors from far away. This could get messy, but it'll
be fun. Prepare to be social. Your day's an eight Horus.
Right now is a gossipy time. No your effects before
spilling the tea. Your day is an eight Gemini. Striving
for success through writing, speaking, or publishing will help you
reach a great breakthrough your days of nine cancer, success

(09:53):
and good fortune are coming for you. Hold off on
sharing your excitement until you inform those closest to you.
Your day is a ten Leo se rating your success,
maybe draining your body. Don't overindulge, but let your imagination
flow freely. Your days of sick virgo involvement with a
particular group may alter your goals just slightly. Use this
opportunity to your advantage. Plan carefully, then chase the prize.

(10:13):
Your day is an eight Libra. Fascinating useful information will
come your way. Have an open mind as you run
into people interesting in their career fields. Your day's an
eight Scorpio. A chance to take a journey to another
state or country might arise. This may change your life
in subtle ways. Your day is a nine and Sagittarius.
By analyzing your dreams, you might get insight on what's
been bugging you recently. You may even get some alone

(10:35):
time so you could fully grasp it. Your day is
a seven and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. Lots
of texts are coming through at fifty five one hundred.
Marijuana helps a hangover, says this texture. Someone else says,
I drink drinking Puff Puff every weekend. Haven't puked in
twenty years? Wow, Another text says Jessica Simpson's book Awesome.
I was pleasantly surprised. Wait till you get to the
part about John Mayer. Wow, so hit it, Danielle Gandhi,

(11:00):
I actually threw up out the window of an uber
after drinking and smoking boom irony. Thanks, oh, thanks to
you guys. In two weeks I'll be starting my new
career as an art teacher. Oh. I love that you
have it textas if you want it fifty five into
the three things you need to know? Gandhi? What's going on?
Medical researchers in Australia are saying that they have a

(11:21):
pretty big breakthrough with fighting the coronavirus. They discovered how
to grow live cells instead of trying to mimic the cells,
which means health experts will be able to diagnose infected
patients faster, could stop the disease from spreading and potentially
use this live virus to make a vaccine. Now, the
majority of Americans are saying that they cheat on their partner,
but not with another human. They're saying with food. They're

(11:43):
having sex with food. Yes, that was the study with cantelope. Yes, yeah,
one that baby up in the micro No, No, that
is not the study you shoulo. I did to that
chicken pot pie last night. I'm just gonna believe it.
I'm not gonna give the don't talk about, don't talk
about fact of food because Froggy is fasting right now. No, no, no, no,

(12:06):
go back to this. We're cheating with food. We're hiding
food from our partners. Yes, seventy one percent say that
they make unhealthy food choices behind their partners back, and
fifty five percent hide food from their partners somewhere in
the house. Do we do that? My dad used to
do that all the time from my mom. Is your
mom still finding food from your dad? I don't think so.
My dad does the same thing. We would find rappers.

(12:27):
I'm like, uh huh, I see what you did here, Dad.
Nice try. And finally, there's a forty seven year old
guy named Jeff who lives somewhere near Kansas City, and
he's offering twenty five thousand dollars to anybody who finds
him a girlfriend. He said he has fed up with
all the apps, He's tried everything, he doesn't want to
do it anymore. He's a successful entrepreneur, and not only
will he give you twenty five thousand dollars, but he'll
donate twenty five thousand dollars to a charity of your choice.

(12:50):
He just needs it to be a successful relationship. That's nice.
And you can't nominate yourself. You can't nominate yourself, Danielle,
someone else I have a relationship. I'm going to start
dominating people for him. I'm gonna get this twenty five thousand.
I know it. Let's get Ronan. You guys ready for
your Tuesday? Yeah? Hi, this is Katy Perry Mendez, Elvis

(13:11):
Duran and The Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Hey guys, it's froggy. We all know bedtime can be
a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,
my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately
we discovered Vic's Pears, The's Kids, Melotone and gummies to
help him fall asleep. Naturally, five Pears's Kids in stores

(13:32):
near you. Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Yes
it is. Hey, so um tonight. Do you guys ever
watch Gordon Ramsey's twenty four Hours to Helen Back? I
have seen it. I don't watch it religiously. I mean
I can't watch him a lot because he just yells
at people. You know, if I want that, I'll just
come to work, you know. Anyway, he's in Richmond, Virginia tonight,

(13:56):
revamping a traditional southern food restaurant. He's from England. What
does you know about southern food? Supposed to because he's
a chef. Hey, so I had to stop for some gas.
This is kind of hard to explain. I just stop
and fuel up in uh where were we? And oh

(14:17):
we were in Dayton, Ohio. And this guy walks out
and says, hey, is that you Elvis Duran? Is that
Max the Dog? I went, yeah, this guy, Matt, Matt Rose,
the nicest guy in the world, came out. We hung
out for a while. What a sweetheart at he's been
listening to us on Channel nine nine nine for years
and years and years. If you know Matt who works
there at the gas station. There's a lot more to it.

(14:38):
By the way, I'm downplaying it a little bit. Anyway,
He's a very very cool guy. You know, we keep
forgetting that, you know, people listen to our show. I mean,
do you know what I'm saying. I mean, yeah, I
think that all the time. Like I forget and then
I go out and I look like total crap to
like grab something at this door and then I realized, like, oh,

(15:00):
someone may say hello, and I'm going to take a
picture and I look, look, I look lovely right now?
Well seriously, yeah, they they catch you in the tampon aisle.
It great. By the way, I got his last name wrong.
It's Matt snow So, Matt, thank you for saying hi.
That was That was awesome. I keep forgetting we better
shape up and have a good show. People are listening in. Also,

(15:22):
every morning, it seems like when I'm saying good morning
to everyone, right around the top of the hour, Nate
is never here. If you notice that you're running a
little late, a little yeah late. So I received a
text at fifty five one hundred. Nate has me thinking,
most pretty boys I've known through the years have a
problem being late. Is this coincidence or a real thing.
I am not a pretty boy. I think I'm one

(15:44):
of the Manli's men on this show. What my dear god,
I'm just looking around. Okay. If we if we had
to have the oh scary, if we had to have
the Elvis drand Morning Show, uh Manliest Man pageant, Yeah,
which in and of itself doesn't make sense. Yeah, I

(16:07):
think Froggy would win that. Yeah, I don't know. I agree.
If you put us outdoors, I think I would win.
You guys haven't seen me in my element. I own
a lot. I own a lot of flannel. I know
how to chop. Would you do I had a job,
broccoli bars, murder, come on, man? No, no, I really

(16:30):
do think in the order of most manly. If this
even matters, Uh, Froggy takes takes the prize. Yeah, you're
from Froggy most manly? What makes you so manly? Can
is up there too? Yeah? Yeah, for sure? And then
very man Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I think Danielle's definitely a
close third. Oh god, shut I'm looking at Scotty a

(16:59):
little bit, a little bit. No, I think Garrett's kind
of man Garrett is manly. Yeah, okay, all right with
the candles. He's gotten his apartment. Brody's more manly than scariest. Yeah,
only because I have in my I'm definitely not at

(17:22):
the top of the old manly list anyway. So without
saying we don't even have to say that. Thank you,
daniel Why don't you go shave your mustad? I already did.
I know it's really sad, So you know, we have
no guests this week, and do we at all? I

(17:42):
don't think we do. I love that. I love that
look the way we do it. I know it's ponytail sweats.
That's okay. I got my yoga pants on today. This
is fantastic. Hey, so I did something really crazy on
Saturday Funday. Uh. I was going through the maybe it
was Friday, I don't know. It was the Amazon Deals
of the day and I found something so absurd to

(18:04):
buy for Alex as a gift. It's being delivered Thursday.
I actually showed you guys what I ordered him? And
do you think I'm nuts? Am I crazy? I think
it's funny? But will he use it? Is that something
that he's going to use? A range? Like? Ha ha?
I hope he doesn't. Anyway, So he sent me a
text last something. He said, Hey, when does the uh
the gift arrived? I went what gift? He said from

(18:27):
the Saturday Funday Amazon? Oh? So I sort of forgot
exactly what it was and I went back and looked
at my history. My orders are like, oh, dear God,
I ordered that. Do you ever do that? Do you
ever go on Amazon's order something so ridiculous? You're like
what that? Oh yeah, sure, yep. I got myself and
the boyfriend matching DARE hoodies and T shirts. You know,

(18:47):
Dare to keep kids off drugs. Yeah right, I got
us both the hoodie of the T shirt together. I
don't know, you don't even like children. I know I
liked the DARE program you did back in the day.
My Dare officer got a DUI fun fun that's not funny,
not funny. Also, but have you ever ordered something from

(19:08):
Amazon and you obviously made a mistake and it's the
wrong like size or it's like you see, it's tiny
compared to what you who. Someone ordered actually a chest
of drawers and they delivered it in a little box
and it was I think, like for a doll, Yeah,
a doll. It was dollhouse size, it was. But I
read the other day that this kid ordered a dinosaur

(19:30):
thing to put out in the garden. I don't know.
I ordered something from my son's locker and it was
a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny thing and I'm like, I
can't even see it. It's white. It was like a
little magnet and I thought it was huge, that would
look cool. It was. It was not even the size
of my pinky nail. Well, okay, back to this guy, Danielle.
He ordered a dinosaur to put out in the garden
and it was twenty feet tall, and they had to

(19:52):
hire a crane to put it in the garden behind
the house. So he kept it. He didn't return it. Well,
what do you do? How do you return a twenty
foot tall dinosaur? I don't know even deliver that thing
on the back of a truck and then they had
to have a crane come out. Anyway, So watch what
you're ordering. Hey, what don't want to get into next?

(20:14):
I know we're running kind of late. We need to
get into the feel goods. Um. It's kind of funny
when you do a show. For as long as we've
done this show together, guys, we notice how social norms
are shifting. There was a time we could actually have
a conversation about your sex number, the number of people
that you've had sex with in your lifetime. Right, yeah,
now it's considered slut shaming. Well, anyway, whatever, we don't

(20:36):
even have to have that conversation because now I just
don't think it matters really unless you're you know, adding
to your account and you're with me. Sometimes it doesn't matter. Yeah, so, uh,
it's interesting how that has changed? What else has changed?
I mean everything has changed. Yeah, I feel like everything

(20:56):
has changed. I get very nervous saying anything anymore because
I'm like, there's someone who is going to be offended.
I made a joke one time about like gluten free food,
and people were really upset. How dare you make fun
of the gluten free community? So I don't even know anymore?
What's what's okay? And TV? Do my kids have been
watching like shows that we watched, like even The Offense?
Oh yeah, And I go, oh yeah, we know you

(21:17):
couldn't say that now, Like it's crazy, Like half of
our phone taps we can't. We daren't play those yes,
and everyone one will slip through. I'm like, oh god, anyway,
we are living us with each other, like we we'll
make jokes and stuff off the air. Can never say
it on the air New the Cone of Silence. No
we but back to your sex number. We are definitely

(21:39):
living in this post slept shaming world. The number of
people you've bumped with it shouldn't matter, right, I mean,
I just want to know that you're with me. But
I remember a day where I did have a problem
with dating someone who had a high number. You know,
is it have we changed? Is it more acceptable for
us to be with someone who's been with a lot

(22:00):
of people. I still would have a problem. I would, honestly.
I would still probably be irritated too. Yeah, no judgment
if anybody else is cool with it, But like for me,
for my boyfriend, I would be always wondering. I don't
even know my boyfriends and we've been together three and
a half years. Huh. I don't always number, I know.
But here's the thing. Before us, their world was different

(22:21):
before them, our world was different. Our worlds are different now.
I want to make sure he wasn't putting his world
into too many other people's world. Okay, I want to
make sure he didn't do the whole world world exactly.
I don't know. It's kind of a weird thing. I
don't want to I don't want to get too personal.
But you know, look, I who's to say they're gonna

(22:43):
tell you the truth anyway? Oh yeah, they're gonna be
as you anyway. That's different. Don't lie about it. Don't
lie about stuff. There's so many things I want to
talk about. I can't. Let's start talking about all the
things we're not allowed to talk about. But if we were,
we would be talking about I don't know what's Let's
let's get in to feel good real quick. I'm trying
to hit the button. Here. Here we go. It's all

(23:05):
up to you, okay, Samantham. I want to talk about
Chet Bennett. He owns a beauty college and several salons,
so he's really rock in the professional world. But he
was experiencing some health issues and was on dialysis for
over a year. This guy was in desperate need of
a kidney donor. Well, he must have been a pretty
amazing boss because one of his managers of one of
the salons I see a William, stepped up and gave

(23:27):
him her kidney. Chet was so grateful to the employee
who literally saved his life that he wanted to grant
one of her wishes. Wow, but hold on, back up.
Did she have like a zipper? She's like a thirty
second process. It was super confused. I'm sorry we digressed.
So in return, he decided to give her one of
his salons. What right, I mean, kidney salon. He did

(23:51):
what he could. I think that's amazing. You guys deserve
one another. And if you're in Washington, definitely check out
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they're awesome human beings. And if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvis
Rands dot com subject line feel good. Ah, Taco Bell.
I'm dying for some Taco Bell. I would love to

(24:12):
drive through right now. Uh, but we better hurry hopping
the car with me kids. Taco Bell's Nacho fries they're back,
but for a limited time. If you want, if you
want to enjoy these sexy nacho fries, we gotta get
on down to the Taco Bell before natural Fries time
runs out. As you know, Taco Bell has given us
every indication that this is going to happen soon. There

(24:34):
live Moss Productions once again with a new trailer called
Supply and Demand. With these guys in their yachts and
their supercars and their nacho fries, it's over the top.
Look head on over to Taco Bell today. Today could
be the last day. I don't know, I don't They
don't tell us when they're going to end. But please
go to Taco Bell before natural fries time runs out.
Text US standard and messaging rates may apply. It's Eli

(24:58):
Sturrand in the Morning Show. I love these Chubanni flip its.
That's so good because I always wondering, like it has
a little cup and you're like, flip it and all
that stuff. The crunchy goodness goes into your I tend
to eat the flipp it part before I eat the yogurt.
I love the flipp it part, the best part. Anyway.

(25:21):
Welcome to the day. Uh, would you guys like to
play a little session of true confessions? Oh? Okay, this
sounds like it could be scary scary? Give me some
true confessions music? Here is really what I couldn't think

(25:44):
of any other detective music. All right, Uh, should we
spend the wheel? Do we have a wheel? Yeah? I did.
I did to spend a wheel. So as you know,
every once in a while, as close as we are
as a family, we do have secrets from each other. Okay, yes,
uh scary, can we spend the wheel? Okay, the wheel

(26:07):
just landed on Froggy. Let's just really froggy. Is there
something you wish to confess? Yes? Okay, go right ahead.
So as you know, Dan Yelle and her here last weekend.
You gotta start it over, you blipped, go ahead what.
Danielle and her mom were here with me last weekend
in Jacksonville, and so prior to them coming here, and

(26:29):
we have become very good friends with our neighbors, and
my neighbor makes an ridiculously delicious brownie. However, I found
out in the brownies there is a certain ingredient that
makes Danielle very ill, mayonnaise. So before Danielle came here,
we were planning to make brownies one night and give

(26:50):
them to Danielle to eat, and then I would tell
her at a later date she ate mayonnaise. Oh well,
aren't you glad that you didn't do that. However, once
my abers met Danielle, they came to me and said,
she's so nice, we can't do it. Oh, yes, niceness rules.
So he was telling me this story this morning Danielle,

(27:10):
and I said, Froggy, that's the worst flipping idea ever.
You don't want to slip mayonnaise to Danielle and then
tell her later. No, that's not good. I've eaten the brownies.
I ate them on Super Bowl Sunday. They matter so good.
My dad made Danielle brownies, no Mannai's in them, and
they're not as good as my neighbor's brownies. It doesn't
matter because they've got Mannai's in them, and I want

(27:32):
I just Danielle. They would have been so good. But
my neighbor they it's with Danielle. It's mind over matters.
She really has no logic when it comes to dealing
with the mayonnaise issue. You do admit it, right, Danielle.
I know, I know there's no logic to it, but
I just won't do it. But you would have done it,
and you wouldn't have known it, and then I wouldn't
have talked to you, probably for a while, So you

(27:54):
know you got that. But they say, oh, she's so nice.
We've only known her for a day and she's so
we we can't do it, true confessions. It's not nice.
I know, but you know what, Froggy. Every once in
a while, Look, we're all guilty of this. Every once
in a while we'll do something and then we regret
it deeply. You would have regretted that. I'm telling You're right.
I'm glad I didn't do it. You're right, all right?

(28:15):
Any more true confessions while we're up, anyone to think one? Yeah,
oh this is better true confessions music. Come, I'm scary,
spit it out. Come on, Gandhi. I'm trying to think
of you're blocking you, Froggy, you have more secrets? Scary.

(28:35):
Dave Brodie, Dave Brody, he's got like he's got yellow
feathers blowing out of his mouth. He's got his head down.
Heid threw Garrett under the bus yesterday. He dumped his
true confession. Yes, all right, think about it. My life
is nothing but secrets. I I was thinking this while

(28:56):
we were playing the song as I kind of go.
Can you try that music? Scary, so irritating. So I
was thinking earlier about secrets. I have a mountain of them. Oh,
I must assume, and I could be wrong, you get
we all have secrets, some more than others. Yeah, but
at least I will tell you I have them, and
you you're on your own to guess, because I'm not
going to tell you anything. But oh, nothing really illegal.

(29:20):
That's good. You know what I'm saying. There's nothing. No
one's being hurt, you know, Okay, I think we're all okay, Okay,
it's Okay, can you give us like a category of
the secret? No, no, no, no, we're not going to
play that game. Come on, Gandhi, Well, I have one,
but I don't know if I can if I'm allowed
to talk about it. It involves another person. Oh, I'm

(29:40):
texting with this person to see if it's okay. No, no,
because it involves people here. Okay, so let's start guessing.
So someone that you're texting outside the circle h is
having some sort of relations with someone in the circle. No, no, no, no,
way off base. So it's actually Andrew and I did
something that we thought would be hilarious and it ended

(30:03):
up being pretty hilarious. But I have to get all
the all okay from everyone involved because we got a
lot of people involved on it. And if it's okay,
I'll tell you guys after seven. Is that okay? Yeah? Okay,
come back to the thing. I know what it is.
Don't ruin it, Daniel, Why do you ruin everything? Pretend
you don't know what it is? No, but I'm one
of the people involved. That's what she thinks. What are

(30:26):
you up to? This thing went? We we got people
involved from all over the place. Everyone was in on it.
I love that. See, I love stuff like that. You know,
there are some people who can't handle that kind of intrigue,
right like Alex for instance. I've told you if there's
a gift under the tree, he has to know what's
in the box. I'm like, wait till Christmas and open it.
He can't be surprised. But now they know that Danielle's involved,

(30:48):
and Andrew's involved, it's higher ups involved that might still
be sleeping higher ups. Oh yes, who's higher than us,
you know, might have gotten like a manager involved. A Listen,
Andrew and I were board one day. Let's go okay,
let's okay, that's gonna come up in a few minutes.

(31:08):
Let's go talk to Jackie online one and then we've
got to Danielle report. All right, Danielle is neck deep
in this. This this this atrocity, whatever it is, I'm
excited about it. So, Jackie, what are you calling about?
What's going on with you? Hi? Um? So, I was
wondering if you guys have heard about this because I
was woken up at one o'clock in the morning by

(31:29):
my boyfriend to go downstairs to look at a standing broom.
So I'm talking about can you just let me sleep?
So I came downstairs this morning, and of course it
wasn't standing anymore. But the first thing you said to
me when I woke up this morning was is the
broom still standing? I'm like, okay, well, good morning to
you too. Yeah. This is the broom balancing challenge. It's

(31:50):
all over. Yeah, especially this morning. People are waking up
to this. People are people are on morning, people on
social media are balancing brooms. Ye. People didn't pass exactly,
but man, don't hate me for saying this. It's a scam. Yeah. Anyone,
any any gorilla could balance a what is that a broom?

(32:14):
You know? Yeah, even on the not balancing day, you
can still balance the broom. Yeah. Well, I have to
say it was a pretty sat like shaggy looking broom,
so I'm pretty impressed you could even balance it at all. Well,
I would think actually the shaggy old brooms are easier
to balance because their bristles are like spread out. Some
could say that. Some could say that about Gandhi. I

(32:37):
would her bristles are all spread out, so she's she
stands easier. What's that, Danielle? I would get him a
new broom and see what happens the new brooms like
the old cedars, they may fall right over. Yeah it's oars.
That is that a brand? All right? Yeah? So there
are they saying brody that today is like like the
vernal equinox for broom balancing or something. I don't understand it.

(32:58):
Yesterday they said, NASA said yesterday was the perfect day,
that the gravitational pull was perfect to stand up a
broom scam. Yes, scam. Today, today is the best day
to hang a mirror on the wall and it won't
fall Okay, all right, it's the mirror hanging Challenge seven
years with bad lefter that one. I'm into it, all right, Jackie,

(33:21):
it is a scam. I'm so sorry that you actually
were you lost sleep over this, no worries, just you know.
I love you guys. I'm originally from Connecticut and I
moved to Charleston, South Carolina. So I'm listening to you
guys on iHeart. I listened every morning and you guys
are awesome. So oh great, Well, thank you, Jackie, thank
you very much, And go out there and spread your
sunshine because you're I can feel your force. It feels good. Uh,

(33:43):
let's get into the Danielle Report. Thank you, go ahead,
a good day, Danielle, Yes, all right. Then coming up
in a few minutes, the secret that everyone's in on
for most of us, I'm excited about it. In the
Brake series, while you guys were talking, Scary keeps looking
at me and being like, what is it? What is it? Scary?
It means it's on me. No, Brodie's not in on it.

(34:04):
Nate's not in on it. Honestly. The other people that
know are Andrew, me and Daniel. I'm not in on it.
Higher ups. Yeah, Elvis doesn't all about it. But I'm
excited about it. Yeah, some people can't live with this intrigue.
I'm fine with it. I think life's more fun this way,
all right, Daniel what are you going on? All right?
So the Rocks daughter, Simone Johnson has officially begun her
training at the WWE Performance Center. Really yeah, when she

(34:26):
makes her debut, she will be the company's first fourth
generation star because obviously she's got Dwayne the Rock Johnson
her dad, and then his father, Rocky Johnson, and then
before that the grandfather even was a wrestler, so yeah,
they all were doing it. So it'll be pretty cool
to see. Disney Plus is turning the nineteen eighty nine
Tom Hanks movie Turner and Hooch into a series, Drake

(34:48):
Peck from Drake and Josh will be your Lead, and
that remember that movie Tom, Google that Tom Hanks was
adorable back then in that movie he was so cute.
Little NASAs posted a fake photo of himself with the
original Wiggles. I don't know if you've seen this photo,
but I could not stop laughing at what it looks like.
So he was suggesting, Hey, maybe they're gonna be on

(35:09):
a remix of Rodeo. So some people think they are,
some people think they aren't. The Wiggles saw this and
they were like, hey, we don't really know what's happening,
but this is amazing. Oh maybe they want to do it,
so maybe it will happen. Oscar viewerships sank to an
all time low on Sunday, twenty three point six million viewers.
They are saying that people aren't watching these type of

(35:30):
shows anymore because there are so many other things out
there to choose from. You've got Netflix, You've got all
these other things going on, and so sometimes these award
shows people aren't really into them. True, And like you
said the other day, you can just get the results
the next day. And I would rather be watching the
stuff that's up for an award than the stuff that's
getting an award. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

(35:53):
Your Backstreet Boys have added some dates, Froggy. Are you excited?
They have given you a forty four day extension, an
entire second leg of their North American tour? Uh? Four
Canadian dates on there as well. So yeah, yeah, I
mean it's going so well their DNA tour that they're
just gonna keep going. September twenty fifth, they'll be here
in Jackson. Okay, I'm sure Jimmy Fallon has Constance Wu

(36:18):
and the Backstreet Boys tonight. You also have the Connors.
They're on Ellen's Game of Games for Life. This is
Us is on tonight. Anybody watching anything on Netflix they
want to share? Um, you still should watch The Pharmacists, Okay,
the Pharmacists. I finally watched Mister Rogers last night. It
was great. It was good, Okay, I loved it. I
thought it was so well thought up. All right, Uh,
and next hour we're gonna talk about Vanessa Brian my gosh,

(36:39):
what a post she posted yesterday? Yeah, I know, yeah,
thank you for bringing it up? Is Brian? You know?
Steven still on the line? Why did you hang up
on Stephen? He had a true confession. He French kissed
his guy roommate while his girlfriend was in the room.
I'm sorry? Did I did I see too much? All right?
Maybe you'll call back because I'm a little in plus, obviously,

(37:01):
Gandhi and Danielle and Andrew are up to something and
we're gonna find out what it is. Coming up next?
Is just the reveal coming up? Yeah, I have there's audio,
there's everything evolved. I'm so excited. Okay, here you guys
coming up next in the Morning Show. Hey guys, it's froggy.
We all know bedtime can be a battle for both
you and your kids. For instance, my son used to
struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Pears,

(37:24):
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Hi Hi in the Morning Show. Scary Yeah, I've got bubbles?
You got bubbles? Have bubbles? Okay, I'm sitting in front

(37:45):
of I I have like six screens in front of
me right one before, yeah, and actually eight screens in
front of me, and one of them has some screen
saver on it. It's bubbles, right and and and the
bubbles I keep trying to blow them away. Well, you
know that's so you that prevents burning, So you know
you don't want the screen. I'm scary. I didn't know

(38:05):
what that meant. Junior. Jeff just did a huge face
palm and ran out the room to try and clear
you of your bubbles. All right, I just know that,
all right. You know I'm not technical. I'm just trying
to describe to you what I'm seeing. I'm seeing bubbles.
And another thing is a friend of mine set me
a tech saying, hey, do you know how to remove wallpaper?
And I said, yeah, go into your iPhone settings and
he said, no, I need to get wallpaper off my wall.

(38:29):
I'm like, I'm sorry. Wallpaper means miss so many things
to different people. So I don't know if you were
listening earlier, but Gandhi and Danielle and buy assistant Andrew
had been working feverishly on some big scandalous thing, and
we told you that we would talk about it and
do the big reveal this break while we're on right now.
It's a matter of fact, someone just said her husband

(38:51):
called her and she slammed the phone down in his
face because she didn't want to miss this huge thing.
So Gandhi take it away. Okay, Well we're gonna have
to pause on the huge thing because I need all
of the evidence lined up and I want to make
sure everybody's on this evidence maybe not evidence, just accompanying pieces.
I'm so excited. Yeah, I know this is gonna be

(39:13):
a ratings grabber. It's gonna be it could be a
friendship ender. Danielle. I'm depending on you and Gandhi and
Andrew to deliver an incredible, incredible scandal. Oh it's I mean,
I was only kind of. I was only in on
this because, um, she asked me to play along with things.
I thought you were about to say a typical daniel form.

(39:33):
I was only in on it because I was eavesdropping.
Turn the music off, scary, Obviously it's not ready. That's okay.
We will not serve our wine until it's time coming,
so it will be though, no big deal. And also,
didn't we have someone's was sending me something. What Gandhi
was going to send you something for later? U screenshot?

(39:54):
Oh oh, Gandhi, you're really striking out today. Uh, you're
it's not ready. Lots of content were you are? You're
getting content, but we can't use any of it. Yeah,
listen to this text. I just hung up on my
husband told him I can't talk now because I'm waiting
to hear Gandhi's confession. Yeah, I mean listen. I almost
want to apologize, but I think it's going to be

(40:15):
pretty funny and everyone will laugh about it in the end. Okay,
knowing what it is, Danielle, do you think it's that bad? No?
I think I think they will laugh at it, but
I do think it will make them question things from
now on. Okay, all right, waiting a second, is a
video camera here and it's pointing at me? Okay, well,

(40:35):
there's nothing, guys, Guys, we don't know what it is.
Let's just move on. Is this one of those things
that's gonna happen and then you're gonna say, you know what,
one day years from now, we'll look back and laugh.
We're all gonna laugh today. Okay, good, minus the person
that is involved. Yeah, all right, all right, I'm excited.

(40:55):
Bring it on. Uh hey, you know what I watched
last night? I find am I the last one to
watch Tom Hanks in a Beautiful Day in the neighborhood.
But I heard it was amazing. I loved it. I
loved it. Look, you know it was several years ago
that a documentary came out. It was so masterfully done
on the life and times and work of Fred Rogers.

(41:16):
Mister Rogers. This one is not a documentary. I mean
it includes lots of lots of Rogers isms, mister Rogers isms.
But Tom Hanks is just amazing. But won't you be
my neighbor was the documentary If you want to go
see that and learn more about mister Rodgers and what
a great, wonderful human being this guy was. What an
example go to look at that. But this, I really

(41:38):
think Tom Hanks hit it out of the park. What
a great story. I want you to all see it.
Mister Rogers had this way of making everyone he came
in contact with feel special, unique, loved Yeah, and uh
it was just fantastic. So anyway, I went to I
went to bed last night with my heart full. Don't
you love that expression? My heart's full anyway. So also,

(42:03):
I was told I need to watch Parasite. Yeah yeah,
and it's actually because I did so well at the Oscars.
It's going to be in certain theaters, so check your
local listings. She might be able to go seat in
the theater. Okay, cool, all right, let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. At Leastia
has this prepared. We're very happy, yea, I know. So
coming up next, we've got a phone tap, so but
we need to hurry up and get into that. You know,

(42:26):
we have to do this first. Get it will be
ready at phone tap time, Yeah, definitely. Okay, all right,
all right Gandhi, the three things we need to know
our our voters in New Hampshire will cast ballots today
in the first in the nation presidential primary. Bernie Sanders
and Pete Boutigs are fighting it out for the top spot.
Joe Biden, if you didn't know, came in fourth and
last week's Iowa caucuses. Also, scientists say that they have

(42:49):
found a new member of the Tyrannosaurus rex family, and
I love that dinosaurs are like one of my favorite
things in the world. They say that the name is
just as frightening as the cousin. It's called the Reaper
in death. That's what they're calling this giant fossil. It
was in Canada. They're saying it's eighty million years old.
The massive dinosaur measured about twenty six feet long and
had serrated teeth. And oh, it's also known as the
Bernie Sanders. Oh an old fossil. You say yes. And

(43:14):
finally I mentioned this yesterday and then the response I
got to it was so huge I wanted to mention
it again. If you're having a bad day, we all
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(43:36):
A lot of people said that they were doing it
yesterday and it turned their day around. So I just
wanted to mention it again. YEA, three things, thank you, Gandhi.
All right, we got a phone tap, but before the
phone tap coming up, we have the true true confession. Well,
I don't know what do we call it? I would
say it's a true confession. Andrew and I are cleansing
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rates may apply. It's Elvis Strand in the Morning Show.
I'm telling you people are pissed off because A Gandhi.
You you said you're gonna do this true confession thing
twenty minutes ago. Okay, did I missed the secret reveal?
Hashtag angry listener. I'm running late because of this so
called confession. Listen. I got Jen on the phone. Jen

(46:08):
is she's pissing off the world. She's running late for work. Jen,
Are you okay? I'm here? Yeah? Now, so you had
to hang up. I have to hear this before I
go in, and you hung up on your husband and everything.
I mean, you're like turning out the world just for this. Well,
I hope it's good because we I don't know what
it is, but I'm excited about it. All right, Jen,
go listen to the radio. Here it comes, okay, Okay,

(46:30):
all right, do we have music for this scary? I
sure do? All right, here we go. All right, so Gandhi, yes,
just set it up and tell us what's going on. Okay,
so we all laugh and joke in here that Scary
will endorse anything that comes across his plate. It doesn't
matter what it is, Scary's gonna read it. Danielle and
I have turned things down and oh, Scary does it yea.

(46:50):
So we kind of wanted to see exactly how far
Scary would go for an endorsement. What would he endorse?
So Andrew came up with a genius idea that we
create a miracle drug for something ridiculous and it had
crazy side effects. So this is the copy that was
sent to Scary word for word Andrew. Please read the copy.

(47:15):
There it is. The holidays are here, and you may
find yourself with a million things to do, picking the
kids up, hosting events, even shopping for gifts. That kind
of stress can really put a damper on your love life,
and that can be a downer. Literally, Hi, I'm Scary
Jones reminding you that our sex lives are a huge
part of healthy living. So don't let it slip through
your fingers. If you've been having issues down there, let

(47:37):
fake miracle drug hell. One pill within thirty minutes of
desired sexual activity will ensure that your head stays in
the game. So you score like the champion. You know
you are. Oh my god, this is awesome. You know,
me being the health nut of the show. Blank is
a totally organic, vegan friendly and it's gluten free. Side
effects may include unintended weight gain, headaches, mayors and vivid dreams,

(48:01):
abdominal blowing, an upset stomach, abnormal hair growth, antal leakage,
fungal growth, a painful permanent erection. I didn't know. I
put that severe blisters and peeling skin, unusual urges for
sex and gambling, and in some minor cases, patients reported
ligament damage. Wolf syndrome, which is an actual thing that
requires laser. It's laser resistance. Okay, okay, stop you Actually

(48:23):
he actually believed this was real. Oh he believed it
because we got our general sales manager involved in a
few salespeople and we put this thing through the system. Okay,
this is this is our new bus to night. Yeah.
So so I see this. I see this commercial copy
comes scary system. It looks legit. It's on this you know,
It's on the page with all the rest of the
stuff that I would normally record, and I'm starting to

(48:45):
record it. This is just an audition spot. But then
I get to the disclaimer portion and I had cancel
on the record because I'm like, I can't. I can't
go out and tell people that this is going to
cause all these sides there's more side effects than there are.
And by the way, my favorite lion is that you
are the self proclaimed health nut of the morning show,
nut of the show. But also I have a message

(49:05):
here from Amanda where you said she'll produce blah blah blah.
Then you go, what is this? No one approached me
about endorsing this. I don't like the list of side effects.
It looks like a poison. Please call me a sap. Okay,
so we have a portion of the phone call. Really,
oh this is okay? Here again, Well, if you could
hit scary exhibit A for whether or not he was

(49:28):
thinking about endorsing this drug, dollars for six months a lot.
That's what they're saying. That he can get five grands
six months because I think no one else will promote it.
That's what like they seemed like on the pall of us.
You look at the side effects. I didn't even honestly,
I didn't even read it. They want me to do

(49:49):
a spect for a direction and e thing, which she's not.
The problem that I have as headache, nightmares and vivid dreams,
a normal hair growth and a linking blisters and feeling skin.
I mean, do you really want me to record this?
I'll do it. I don't want to. I don't want

(50:10):
to just turn down. Yeah, you know, I don't want to,
of course not. He would never turn down money. So okay,
so hold on thousand dollars, wait table for the hello.
So what you're telling me, Gandhi is that he agreed
to do this because he is Scary Jones the endorser,

(50:32):
the endorser for anything, it doesn't matter if it causes
wolf syndromina leaks. So he said yes, he said, blatantly, yes,
I'll do it. Yes, I defense defense. Really, I just
want to say this. When there's five hundred thousand dollars
at the table, you don't just say no. You start

(50:53):
to investigate the situation. Scary two words, two words anal leaks,
nagament thing. It doesn't matter. Listen. They wanted me to
do a spot about tightening my vagina, and I said,
let me sit down with them and discuss this, just
because I wanted to hear them out. And it was

(51:13):
a lot of money, and I said, yeah, I just
can't do it. Yeah. Well, this is true, and we
just discovered yours. That's hilarious. I also want the record
to reflect Andrew and I never thought this would see
the light of day. None of it. We were simply
doing it for ourselves to see. Im scary would endorse

(51:35):
slight NFL with anal leakage and wolf syndrome as side effects,
and he did, what is what is wolf syndrome? Wolf
syndrome is actually real? Yeah? You grow hair. Yeah, and
it's like a resistant You can't scary. You would be
a hairy anal leakan mother whatever. You know what I'm
saying that I can't believe that you would say yes
to that. It's so funny. I will say this though.
Amanda from the sales Pete team there you heard, she

(51:57):
did follow up a couple of times with me and
was like, well, we gotta get the spot recorded. We're
gonna we're gonna look into the an scary look scary,
but no, that's not it. Why are you pointing the fingers.
You're the one who said yes, I'll do it. Yeah,
you didn't sure I was scary. I canceled the recording.
I started recording, and then I canceled it. There's some

(52:21):
confusion here. I see a text that says five hundred
thousand dollars too Scary for six months? No no, no, no, no,
five hundred thousand dollars to the radio station. Scary was
not going to see that kind of money. No no, no, no.
Scary was just going to see the antal leaking his
car seat would all right, well there you got. The
product is fake. Everybody was in on it, everyone who

(52:42):
put it through the system, our sales team, everybody. That
was great, guys, Gandhi, Danielle, Andrew, that was awesome. Thank
you so much. I can tell Andrew wrote that you're welcome.
I thought fungal growth was really bad. We're paying attention
to the anal leakage, but fungal growth, like, I love that.
Once again, Scary is like, Scary is the one who

(53:04):
agreed to do that. He would sell out for that
kind of me, but blamed everyone else. Glad about it
is a real issue, And I'm like, but you you
actually about it. You actually put money on a fishhoke
and you dangling it in front of me. What was
that supposed to do? We did do that? Also, when
did you become an advocate for ed, You're like people
truly suffer with it. When did that become your cause?

(53:24):
I'm just saying I was gonna do my due diligence
though before recorded commercial that could harm people in America
because there's thousand dollars. I love it hard. Let's share
it for Scary Scary. By the way, no matter what
you knew, no matter what product you're selling, Scary Jones

(53:44):
to the rescue, ready to take your business. It's very
funny because Gandhi and I will both say to each other, well,
we can just tell him Scary will do it, and
he does he does. All right? That was excellent. That
was worth the way. I love that. That made my day.
We gotta get into your phone tap. Here we go,
Lan Elvis durand phone tap. All right, who's the phone
tap today? I do Elvis? Okay, Dave Brody, here we go.

(54:06):
Thank you. Our listener, Patty wanted a phone tap her husband, Joe.
I called them. I think it was three days before
they were ready to leave on a cruise. No boy,
Apparently Joe had a problem on his last cruise. I
call it. Tell him that is going to affect this cruise.
Here we go, Hi, I'm looking for Joseph. H guise, Peppy,

(54:30):
it's Joe. Who's this? This is Jimmy from ALCM Cruise Line.
How are you sir? Um? Okay, what's this about? Well,
we have you booked for the seven day cruise to
the Mexican Riviera this this Saturday. Is that correct? Right?
But your account got flagged last year you were on
another cruise with our company. When you checked out, the

(54:52):
bathroom was badly damaged. Yeah, I might go a little
bit sickroom was not damage though, So okay, well here's
the problem. The bathroom was so badly damaged we weren't
able to repair the room in time, and we had
to bump the guests that were coming in. All right,
what's your point about others, mister Jesup? I can't have you,

(55:14):
first of all, services to Stuffy. Yeah stuff right, that's
what I said. So we can't run the risk of
you destroying another one of our bathrooms. So we're gonna
have to bump you in your family from the cruise.
There you wait getting me. I can put you on
like a three day cruise out of Miami if you'd like,
but I can't have you going to Mexico. I'm living
to take damn days. What are you talking about going

(55:35):
because I had a problem with a damn toilet? What
is this? Okay, so here's the thing. You're not leaving
in three days unless you want to see Los Angeles.
You're more than welcome to. No. We planned this, we're
living in three days. What we're trying, what we're trying
to do? Um no, listen, I'm not having listen, mister
guise pep. We're trying to protect our damn it. What

(55:55):
are you doing? What are you trying to count? Cancel
them like fruit? What are you nuts? No, I'm not
trying to I just I want to talk to somebody.
You are talking to somebody, sir. It's not out of it.
I'm trying to help you. I'm gonna be your bust
to my boss because it's some bostara for few today
that you can of me. I area for a few days, sir.
I saw the photographs. Okay, you torpedoed our ship day Yeah, yeah,

(56:16):
I saw Peter yeah whatever, yeah, yeah, I watch your responsibility.
Albums don't paid for us all inclusive. You're having a
problem with it. I deal with the game. Plumber you
have on board. Yeah, it's all inclusive. It doesn't include
destroying our bathroom. We didn't destroy the fat man. I
think you're a little bit guad over there. I've seen
icebergs do less damage to a ship than you. I
don't know what you ate, and I'm sorry that you've
had a bad experience in Mexico, sir, but it's no

(56:38):
reason be canceling them. Clus we're leaving a sweet date.
All right, listen, mister jis poopy. I need you to
just calm down path damn it, all right, listen, so
I better be honest. Dead cruise. So I want to
spif you, superior, pull me on the phone with somebody
who could speak almost sense. I let me see if
he's available. Hold on. What's happeningbody you? And I'm gonna

(56:59):
believe this what You're not canceling our cruise to go
to State. I messed up the toilets last year, but
we went on like dead cruise over there? Why didn't
you look, first of all, a bigger chap. If you're
supposed to be supported to supporting me here? Why are
you listening to me? Yeah, mister Zeppie pan, how are
you listening to stupid. I swear to God, I don't
know how I lose my mind in a second. I

(57:19):
can't put you on the cruise, but I can put
you on the radio. How about that? What John, I'm
not calling from the cruise line, sir, I'm calling from
el Strand. I'm show you being phone tapped. You're on
the radio. We're going on the trail and you deserve that.
You deserved that. It was a plan of attack over here. Oh,

(57:41):
the entire queens Peppy family was so upset. You know what,
We've learned many truths when it comes to phone taps
over the years. Never ever canceled someone's wedding, and never
canceled someone's cruise. They always turn out to be great.
Thank you, Brodie. If you have an idea from phone tap,
it's simple. But was drand dot com and click on
the phone tap link, all right, Danielle? Yeah, well see

(58:03):
what you gotta go in this hour? What's happening? All right?
So Eminem had huge sales bump from the Oscars, which
is great for him. I mean, the Oscars didn't do
too great in the ratings, but his he sold some stuff,
so that's pretty cool. Rihanna. Hello, she was at dinner
with a sap Rocky, So I know she could say
and they can deny, but I'm not. He's so beautiful,

(58:24):
people are He's so beautiful. Kim Kardashian says she is
done with children. I know Kanye West has been going
around saying he wants seven, but she's like, you know,
I got my hands full with four. You know, I'm
I'm I'm getting older, and she wants to be a lawyer.
So she's got a lot of things on her plate
right now, and so you know, she's just doesn't know
take it take it down. Um. I don't know if

(58:45):
you have been visiting Vanessa Bryant's instagram, but oh my goodness,
she's just she's just amazing. And she said that she's
been reluctant to put her feelings into words and that
her brain refuses to accept that both Kobe and Gigi
aren't gone. Obviously, we will totally understand that. She says
she can't process it. At the same time, and then
she posted this beautiful video of it, like a montage

(59:08):
of Gigi. I mean, the post goes on and on
and on, so if you want, you can read it
on her Instagram page. That is a rough one. I can't.
I mean, losing one, losing your husband or your daughter
is total tragedy, but to lose them both at the
same moment, I can't. And you're the grieving process is
probably different for each one and you have to go

(59:28):
through it too, you know. Two times, I can't even
She's a strong woman. I gotta tell you, she is
a strong woman. So uh, Jimmy fallon tonight, Constance Whoop,
Backstreet Boys, I know why. Sure, Froggy's going to be
watching because he loves the Connors. Also on Denied Ellen's
Game of Games, You've got this as us. I know
you're loving The Pharmacist over on Netflix, right, Conde and Elvis,

(59:50):
you watched finally The Mister Rogers Neighborhood, Right, loved it,
loved it? You watch that and the con The Connors
is live tonight, by the way, Yeah it is. The
Castle will be reacting to the results of the New
Hampshire primary. Wow, well it's gonna be don't call my house.

(01:00:10):
I was going to call your house. Yeah, well just
don't because That's where I'll be next. However, we're gonna
talk about the rocks, the eighteen year old daughter, following
in daddy's footsteps. Hey, so, I don't know how many
of you have ever experienced the New York City subway system.
It really is. Actually, if you want to get around
the city, it is the only way to do it.
I mean, it gets you from point A to point

(01:00:30):
to be faster than any other way. The cabs, ubers,
they're not going to get you there that fast. Now,
the problem is is you're you're down there in a
cage full of all sorts of interesting people, and sometimes
you're as interesting as they are. But there's one passenger
who's doing something, and I don't know. If I saw this,
I don't know what I would do. Friday morning on
the A train here in New York City, this person

(01:00:51):
pulled out a bottle of Ketchup from his bag and
squirted a perimeter on the train car floor to keep
people from crowding his seat. Like, oh, wow, what do
you mean that's a good idea? You know what? I
think I need more room. Wait a minute, sure it
wasn't brody They take to ketch up everyone. No, he

(01:01:11):
would never ever waste to ketch up. But I don't
know what I think about that. That's I mean, that's
total selfish. But to have the balls to be able
to do that, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna go in the train. I'm gonna squat ketchup all
the seats. No, Lie'll sit next to me. Yeah, what
do you mean? Yeah? I mean he made a safety circle.
It's ketchup, it's mass transit. I mean, you get what

(01:01:35):
you're paying for. You it looks you know, it's an
effective way to get around, but you have to share
it with other people. You have to have respect for
others who need to get where they need to go. Right. True,
but this is good for everybody involved. Because let's say
somebody was bold enough to say, I don't care about
the ketchup. I'm gonna get close to that guy. You
might think twice, because who is the person who's making
the safety circle. Maybe you don't want to get so close. Yeah,
Well there was actually a woman. There was a brave

(01:01:56):
woman who eventually crossed the ketchup border and she sat
down right next to him. You know, I was like, Okay,
here's where I'm going with this. Is there ever a
day that goes by where you're not just totally amazed
or shocked by what people are capable of doing. No,
not one. But at that point nothing surprises me anymore.

(01:02:18):
That's the other thing, Like if something happens nothing, You're right,
nothing surprising. I'm just like, yeah, okay, well, all right,
what's gonna happen? Sounds about right. I'm not saying I'm
gonna try it. I'm just saying it's a decent idea. Okay,
you need space. By the way, that ketchup farty noise
is one of the one of the noises in life
that I cannot stand. It's about and it always happens,

(01:02:44):
you know, at a table full of you know, friends,
and you have to look up it goes. That wasn't
always I mean hello, But other noises it drive you crazy.
I mean other people's mouth noises, like loud chewing with
us because of all the chewing. Oh, it's crazy. But
I hate when I wear rubbers, rubber soled shoes and

(01:03:04):
they drag across the floor and it sounds like you farted,
and you're like, no, no, what's my shoe? And then
I can't recreat the noise. One day obviously hashtag you've
farted but so last night, I'm trying to get to
sleep and Max is in bed next. I mean I
heard this and I know he's sucking on his bung hole. Yeah,
and then let him lick your face right after? Well no, no,

(01:03:26):
I really don't, but no, but he could be licking
anything but that. If you're a dog or a head owner,
you know what that sounds like. Yeah, how about a
balloon being rubbed? How are you going with that? If
a balloon pops? I get nervous? How about like forks
scraping on a plate? Oh? You know, you know when

(01:03:47):
there's like a hologram looking something and it's got and
you can scratch it with your nails. It like turns
like maybe it's one picture and then you push it
one way and it's another picture. It's got this scratchy surface.
Oh my gosh, the shivers that I get through my body,
it's crazy. Oh, oh my gosh. I can't even think
about I don't even know what that is. Oh, yes
you do. If you heard the sound and you saw it,

(01:04:08):
you would know exactly what I was talking about. Um, okay,
back to forks across the plate. What about people who
put their teeth on the fork when they pull the
fork out of their mouths, feeling just styrofoam rubbing against styrofoam.
These are the sounds that drive people nuts. Oh my gosh,
the sound of leather chair makes when you move around

(01:04:30):
on it, because it sounds like you're passing gas. I
don't know, I don't know. Scary actually makes lots of
noises with his mouth. And the reason I bring this
up is he stands right in my left ear and
he has been for twenty five years. Yeah, go ahead,
I oxydize my food that way oxygen. The more the
more oxygen that goes into the food and into you

(01:04:52):
from your mouth, it actually makes the food taste better.
So I go and here. If you listen closely, this
is this sound Scary makes when he choose. Is it?
It's like he inhales and exhales through his mouth through
the food, But the food is in there. Is it

(01:05:14):
goes into the nose down to the mouth where the
food is being chewed. A good excuse, but that's not
why you do it. We were talking earlier about the
ketchup guy on the train trying to keep people away
by squirting ketchup on the seat. Some guy just sent
a text icomer Snickers bars on the seat next to me.
It looks like someone snickered all over the place. I

(01:05:34):
wouldn't sit there. I'm not surprised anyway, talking about Hey, um,
I just wanted to bring that up because last night Alex,
I mean Alex, Alex wasn't here, but last night Max
making that, I'm like, oh God, you're gonna suck your
intestines out. Froggie lets the dog lick his lips and

(01:05:55):
his face and his everything, and I'm like, the dog
just licked his ass. He's a good mother, but I'm
not kidding. He's like making out with them. Oh anyway,
I gotta take a break and go vomit. Sorry. This
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(01:06:37):
das Morning show ever. You guys are freaking phenomenal. Well, well, well,
how's everyone feeling. You're doing good? Yeah? Scary, by the way,
is Captain, I don't pay attention. I love you, Scar.

(01:07:00):
How we how are we doing? Now? We're doing good?
We're doing okay, we're doing okay. I'm just like anyway,
here's what we gotta do, uh, Danielle, No, no, what
time is it? No? No, no, Gandhi's coming up. I
don't even know what time it is. I'm so I'm
just I'm just I'm so befuddled. Is that a word? Fundled?
All right, So here's what we gotta do. Let's talk.
Let's go around the room, and then I want to

(01:07:22):
talk about a gift I have for you. Oh, I
brought you. I brought you all a gift, all right,
little start with the scary since you're up to bat.
If I had a bat, I would use it on you. Well, no,
keep it by way. We have this way we have.
We have to communicate with each other. And if things missfire,

(01:07:44):
you know, if I'm like waving my hands, I need
help and no one's paying attention. So I don't know,
I felt like you kind of let me down a
little bit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize, but I
want to tell you something scary. Without you, the show
would not run. Just understand, you see, what are the
bad parts about being pended on so much? As you're
being dependent? Dependent on? So so my job is safe? Oh,

(01:08:06):
absolutely always safe. All right, you start scary, You're you're
up first. I just don't understand why Listen. I know
that people have been sticking their tongues out in pictures
for the longest time, but what people when they post
their stuff on Instagram? But you know, now Billie Eilish,
who I love, is doing it like every one of
our pictures that she's posting, And now it's just it's

(01:08:27):
now multiplied. Every time I see a picture on Instagram,
a person just has their tongue stuck out and their
eyes closed. It's can we just move away from that
a little bit? What's what's the new one gonna be?
I don't know. I'm just saying, it's just I've just
seen a rash of it lately. I know, I know
it's been a thing for a couple of years now,
it's gotten worse. Just an observation, Okay, duly noted, Gandhi,

(01:08:49):
are you going to stop put sticking your tongue out
on Instagram pictures? I don't really do that, but now
I might start, just for you to heah, what's up
with you today? Gandhi? Okay, I just want to say
thank you Elvis, because now I'm distracted all morning. I'm
trying to find a picture that you had mentioned earlier
about Calvin Harrison a certain body part and I can't
find it. I'm scouring the internet. Well, Nate, where did
you see it? I can't find it. Could you send

(01:09:11):
it to us? No, I've been looking all over for
the last five minutes. Yeah, Calvin Harris, I mean he's
he's wearing you know, he's not nude. No, but that's okay.
Jason Derulo wasn't nude either, and we saw what was
going on. It's just investigation for show prep. So if
you guys find that photo and send it to me,
Nate Frying, Okay, all right, let's see. I'm pretty sure Sam,

(01:09:32):
what's up with you today? There is just something so
wonderful about watching a person you care for experiencing something
they worked super hard for. And all that is just
to say congratulations to Michelle, who actually baked a cake
for you once, Elvis. Michelle is worst Anthony's cousin and
she has a company, Fistful Cake. She was cooking out
of her mom's kitchen for years. And last night I

(01:09:53):
watched her on the Food Network. She won a Girl
Scout cookie cake competition. Cool? Is that? So excited for her?
And I just started crying. Why because I'm a Jewish
mother at the core and it was beautiful to watch.
So congratulations to Michelle and everyone out there kicking ass
at their dreams. Hey, Danielle, what about you? So sometimes
you just have to act like a tourist in your
own neighborhood. So I went into New York City and

(01:10:13):
I was walking around and I went into one of
those stores that sells, like, you know, memorabilia, New York
City Collected. What the hell? The souvenirs? Yes, And the
sweatshirt that I have on that says New York state
of Mind. I bought it and I'm like, dude, I'm
so I love this. I love that. Yeah, I'm being
a total tourist. Sometimes you just got to do it.

(01:10:34):
You know. I love where I live, and so why
not you know, Yeah, we live in New York. I
mean you're expected to wear at least some New York
gear from time to time. I think so, I think
it's okay. I do tell you. You know, living in
New York it's kind of a weird thing because you
sometimes you forget, oh my god, I'm living in New York,
New York, and some people aren't that impression. That's okay,
you know, but New York is most movies you watch.

(01:10:55):
New York is a character in the movie, you know,
even watching Mister Rogers Neighborhood or whatever that show is
with with the Tom Hanks last night, even though it's
based in Pittsburgh, they spent time in New York. I mean,
New York is a part of everything. It's kind of
kind of crazy. Hey, so I gift on the way,
so I hang out. I was looking at some crazy
stuff on Reddit. Things you think about in the showery. Okay, No,

(01:11:18):
this is a this is a gross one. Are you
ready if you okay, this is for scary. Yeah. If
your mother and your girlfriend switched bodies and the only
way to switch them back was to have sex with
one of them? Who would you do it? And with it? Why?
By the way, as your friend, do not answer that question.

(01:11:40):
I think that I don't know. I think I'd be
breaking up with my girlfriend. No, No, it's just it's
it's just one of those weird questions. It's like, who
would come up with that? Who wouldn't put anyone in
the position where they have to answer that question? Oh
my god, that's not your gift the day, But that
was kind of a gift. I'm gonna think about it
all day. My meme of the day I saw yesterday,

(01:12:01):
which perplexes me. You never realize how boring you are
until someone asks you what you do for fun? Yes,
so true? You see, the thing is is Gandhi. Out
of all of us, you seem to be the one
who's out there seeking new things to do for fun. Well, thanks,
I mean I try. But if somebody asked me what
do you do for fun? I would definitely be stumped, Like,

(01:12:23):
I mean, what do you do, Daniel, what do you
do for fun? I would the same thing. I'd be like, oh,
what does that mean? We're not fun? Are we just?
Or everything we do is fun? And so how do
I single out one thing that's it? Yeah, we do
too much. We can't put our fingers on it. Maybe
we just don't think about ourselves all the time and
how to describe ourselves because we're too busy thinking about

(01:12:44):
everyone else around. Yes, what about you, Froggy, what do
you do for fun? Go exactly? What about you, Elvis?
What do you do for fun? I just go out
and have fun with friends. Of course, I've had time.
I've had time to think about. I go out, I
go out and do the town. I you know what,
I don't have a everyday fun day for me, you know,
Monday Funday, Tuesday Funday, which can slow you down a

(01:13:06):
little a little bit, But no, I like to I
like being with people talking, having conversations. I know it's
not adventurous, but it's fun. I guess, scary. What do
you do for fun? I do what you do, Elvis,
but with limits to say, No, I can appreciate that

(01:13:28):
saying I could tell it. At some point, I reach
it a point I'm like, okay, I'm done here, goodbye,
But you know you let the fun continue. Well, thank you.
I guess I wish that that's sort of a is
that a Is that a poop sandwich? I think it is.
It is a sandwich, all right, okay, okay, off to
the surprise box. Uh Nate. By the way, Nate, what

(01:13:51):
do you do for fun? Walk out of the room.
He went to go, we'll get the surprise box. Oh no,
he didn't. He wants the surprise box. But Nate doesn't
have you question what do you do for fun? He
wantsn't know what you do for fun? Oh gosh, look
at myself. I don't know. I believe that too. Okay,
she's being honest. Do you have the surprise box ready

(01:14:11):
to go? And now, ladies and gentlemen, before you open
the boat, I don't open it yet. You know. I
talk about reading this book all the time, and obviously,
after hearing me talk today, I feel like I should
go back and read a few chapters again. The best
book that you should be reading at least once every
two years is How to Win Friends and Influence People
by Dale Carnegie. So I ordered one for everyone on
the show. If only I had the picture of Calvin

(01:14:44):
Harrison is under where. I give that to you too.
But all I have is it so you know what
dig through? It's it's very dated, and uh it may
it may be too. I don't know. Thank you, I'm
not gonna say anything. It's true. It's true how to
win friends and influence people. Right, what are you guys
talking about? Because I opened up right away to page
seventy nine, which says, Principle three, Remember that a person's

(01:15:07):
name is to that person, the sweetest and most important
sound in any language. And I laugh because my dad
used to tell me that it's so important if someone
get your name wrong that you correct them and tell
them no, no, no, that's not how you pronounced my name.
My name is pronounced this way. And Gandhi always says
it when she people spell her name wrong and she
gets upset, and people like, why do you get upset
because it's my name. Yes, that's very good point, Danya,

(01:15:29):
I mean, And what Dale Carnegie is saying is your
name is extremely important. It's a part of you and
it should be treated with respect. All right. You know,
Gandhi just opened the book and just pointed at something,
and let's see what it is. Okay, let's see. I'm
gonna flip two. Oh, Principle five, get the other person
saying yes, yes, immediately. OK what does that mean? I
don't know. It's principle five. That's all I got hold on.

(01:15:50):
That's all should say more, shouldn't it? I think it does.
I think I think ahead of it. Yeah, get someone
to say yes, Okay, well you know, maybe you should
read that before we'll all read that. You get people
to say yes. You just go to Scary and whatever
you ask him, he will say yes. He says yes.
Everything anyway, This book is just it's it's a great read.
And look, you know, times and times get tough. Sometimes

(01:16:14):
you get frustrated with things that life throws you. And
I get it. That means you're normal. It means you're human. Uh.
And and sometimes it's good to have a go to
And this book has always been my go to. And
I even though I just finished it, I think I
need to go read it again because I feel like
my blood pressure is about to boil. It's been in
print for eighty years. It's true, it's true, and it
really is a great book. How to Win Friends and

(01:16:34):
Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Yes, Scary, you can't wait
to get to part two, which says six ways to
make people like you, and then they go into those
six ways. Well what are they? Well, I don't, I don't.
There's no summation now that you can't. There are, there
are summations. If you don't do this, you are headed
for trouble. Oh what could that be? Back in eighteen

(01:16:55):
ninety eight, a tragic thing happened in Rockland County, New York,
and it just starts going into these anne total things.
Principal to smile. Smile if you want people to like you, smile.
And then how simple is that principle three? You remember
that a person's name is to that person, the sweetest
and most important sound than anyone. We've just got that
from Danielle fabulous four. Principle four is be a good listener.

(01:17:16):
Encourage others to talk about them solves. You need to
read that principle again. Okay, six, I think what does that?
Should all do this? It says let the other person
do a great deal of the talking. I've noticed when
you're having a conversation, if you just get a little
bit quiet, people will fill the space with all kinds
of things, and you find out secrets, You find out
all kinds of good stuff. I like that one. You
know what I here's my nature. Because I'm the host

(01:17:39):
of the show. I talk and talk and talk. So
when I have a one on one with one for lunch,
they think I'm going to do the same thing, and
I don't, right, so, because it's just you know, I've
been trained on this show just to keep it rolling.
That's just what I do. You know, That's just how
I roll. And sometimes it's overbearing whatever, that's how I
do it. But so people think I'm overbearing all the time,
and I'm trying not to. Well, now, I will try

(01:18:01):
not to be about this one. What about that one?
S Kenny? Let the other person feel that the idea
is his or hurts. Oh, that's a tough one. It's not.
It's a very unselfish thing to do. Yeah, you know what,
I an unselfish person what I do sometimes and I
don't tell you this, but there are a few times,
even though mister know it all, there are many times
where someone will say something in the room and I'll go, really,

(01:18:22):
even though I already knew it, Yeah, I mean, what's
wrong with that? Yeah that's fine. Oh no, I think
that's great. I don't. I mean, I think it's rude
when people I already heard that, or I already knew that.
That is rude. But when you have an original thought
or an original idea and then somebody else thinks it's
a good idea and takes it on for themselves and
then steals your idea, that's tough to get it over. Yeah,
you know what another headline should be, stop pointing at

(01:18:43):
the people who you're accusing of being a bad person.
I did not do that because they one in the
room is pointing at Brodie. I saw it happen, but
I noticed though. We all picked up the book and
started flipping through it. Brodie is the only one that
didn't pick I don't need this read now. I was
looking to see how much it is on eBay. You're

(01:19:06):
such an ass. Hey, Nick, can you send me mine? Please?
I need to learn how to do this. Thank you
two copies You'll be You'll love it. How to Win
Friends Influence People Anthony Onlyne twenty three uh says there
is an update on this book. There are several which
one are you calling about? Anthony? Hi? Um, so they
actually made it? How are you m They made a

(01:19:28):
new version. They call it Ida Wins Friends and Influence
People In the digital age. So a lot of the principle. Yeah,
so a lot of the principles they take and they
kind of apply to you know, watch your image on
social media and things like that. It's really cool. So
for like generation millennial, Um, it's a really good read.

(01:19:50):
That's probably really important because people's voices online are so
different than when you meet them in person. That's a
very good point, all right. So it's how to win
friends influence people in the digital age is basically what
it's called, right, correct. Yeah. I actually listen to it
on audible and we love our audible. Thank you, Anthony.
So you look at that, no problem, We have a
good day, have a safe drive. You know what, going

(01:20:12):
through life looking for purpose that scares people to death.
If you look at someone in the eye and go, hey,
what is your purpose in life? And that's a tough
one to answer, And it doesn't mean that you don't
have the answers. It may just mean you haven't formulated
the sentence to give as the answer. Yeah. They usually say,
if you're struggling trying to find your purpose in life,

(01:20:32):
follow the joy the things that make you happy. I
know that sounds simple, but when's the last time you
sat down and actually jotted down a few things that
you can recall from recent days that made you laugh,
made you happy. And this once again takes me back
to Gandhi where you know she's doing. You know, Danielle,
We've been looking at her trees, her artwork she's doing,
and she's doing artwork with her boyfriend and stuff like that.

(01:20:54):
Does it make you happy? I mean, do you actually
laugh and have fun doing it? We have so much
fun doing it, and it's so awesome to see something
completed that you did together, and then when other people
give you positive feedback, it's even better. It's great. Yeah,
I love it. Well, some people may not say, well
doing artwork as your purpose in life, well, no, it
may not be, but chasing happiness and doing things that

(01:21:15):
make you happy could be a definitely could be your
purpose in life. Just to enjoy life. Learn. We're all students, right,
we're all learning every day hopefully you are, yeah, I know,
without a doubt. And you know we all make mistakes.
And to you know, to think that you aren't allowed
to make mistakes, and you in your heart on yourself,
you know that's not fair for you or anyone else.

(01:21:36):
But you know that mister Rogers, he really had it right.
And I've said this before. He just had this way
of lifting everyone he met up. He would make everyone
feel special, no matter what their thing was, if they
were fighting as some challenge in life, or they were
just doing okay. He would always make you feel special.
And I guess that was his purpose in life. If

(01:21:58):
you have a chance to see any of his documentaries
about him, or the movie with Tom Hanks, please do so.
Let's get into the three things do you need to
know from Gandhi? What's going on Gandhi? Well, it looks
like the courts are going to allow Tea Mobile and
Sprint to merge. The decision is set to be made
public today. More than a dozen attorneys filed a lawsuit
last summer saying that this shouldn't happen because combining the
companies would make the industry less competitive and drive up prices.

(01:22:20):
But it looks like they're going to be allowed to
do it. Medical researchers in Australia think that they found
a big breakthrough when fighting the coronavirus because they figured
out how to grow live cells instead of trying to
mimic the cells, which means they'll be able to diagnose
infected patients faster and possibly even come up with a vaccine.
Oh and finally, we talked about this, and I think
we've all done it. The majority of Americans say that

(01:22:42):
they are cheating on their partner with the food. No,
they're not doing weird things to the food. They say
that sometimes they just make unhealthy food choices behind their
partners back. Fifty five percent even hide food from their
partners somewhere in the house. Do you do it? If
you do, you're apparently in the majority wins. The last
time you ate something, you took the rapper and you
hit it at the bottom of the trash can. Yeah,

(01:23:04):
in the past month, I've definitely done that. I did
it last garbage can. I did it last night. I'm
in the house by myself. Oh no, you don't want
to tell you something you have. It's like, well, what
if someone walks in? All right, gandhi, thank you very much,
good good morning. God, we've lost all control of the show. Show.

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(01:23:48):
Duran in the Morning Show, about to get into sound
with Garrett some of the sound from The Bachelor last night, right, yep? So,
I mean, I don't know how many people are watching
The Bachelor, and we're being very careful not to spoil anything,
but wait to hear this line. I don't know how
I feel about it. Is anyone else watching other than Garrett? Yeah?

(01:24:09):
I am Victoria half needs to go Wow, scary, pouty
and whiny, and she's but he loves her so much
because I guess he thinks that she's really attractive. Love
with her already huh yeah yeah yeah wow. That and
the Danielle Report on the way, what are you working on, Danielle.
We're gonna talk about this Rebecca Black story that's out there.
It's actually empowering a lot of people. Okay, Rebecca Black.

(01:24:30):
Now do people remember who she is? Well, I will
remind you when we get to it. Okay, excellent. Uh
well then let's just start with Garrett. Yes, all right,
so let's start with the bachelor. So Kelly last night
told all the other females on this show, Hey, you
can go home. Peter's gonna pick me because I have
this type of job. I thank Peter has kind of

(01:24:50):
an easy decision. I mean, look at me, I'm gonna
attorney you. The other girls, what are they? Wow? Probably
a lot nicer they are. It reminded me when Scary
was on The Dating Show and said I'm a DJ,
I'm a radio professional. Well well, all right, all right,
let's talk about a commercial. But he didn't say, what

(01:25:11):
are the rest of them? All right, there's a hearing
aid called Eargo. Now they made a very clever commercial.
So a couple is at home and they're in the
kitchen with the mom and the dad's sitting in his
chair in the living room, and this is what what
goes down. Thanks for having us this week and missus Garcia. Yeah, thanks, mom,
of course. And I love those flowers. Condoms, Charlie. She

(01:25:40):
wants to know if you brought any condoms. Yeah, I
brought some. Eargo, a virtually invisible hearing law solution with
high quality sound and lifetime support. Don't you agree? There's
some things in life we don't want to hear. What
a great product though. All right, now, this is the
show that has introduced you to many animals and the

(01:26:00):
sounds they make when they're doing it, like a turtle
having sex. Have you ever heard what a koala bear
sounds like, well, having sex? No, can't say I do. Oh,
let let me introduce you. Wow, God, you know, here's
what I'm getting from koala sex. They're not in a

(01:26:21):
good mood. A koala bear is a like a really
cute looking bear, but they will rip your frigging head off.
They will, especially if you get between them and whoever
they want to have sex with. Yeah, listen, I'm angry
this say is. Listen it's like, oh, oh God, I

(01:26:46):
love the onlookers director. All right, So Vince Neil. He
is the lead singer of the rock group Motley Crue.
Now there's an app called cameo where you can pay
said celebrities a certain amount of money to record a message,
whether it be happy anniversary, happy birthday. Well this guy,
this wife paid four hundred dollars to have Vince Neil

(01:27:06):
send her husband a happy birthday message, and Vince was
indulging in some alcoholic beverages that big birthday brother, keep
on rock and Chell the Devil and uh Ben do
do some feel good stuff and four big old big
old four. Oh you man? All right, Sheila, all right, easy,

(01:27:29):
four hundred bucks for Vince. Al Right, I made five
hundred dollars for that. That was awesome. All right. Now,
did you watch America's Got Talent last night? The Champions?
Do you watch the whole thing? See Marcelito? Yes, Marcelito
is a guy we've played on this show a bunch
of times. He has the dual voice. He can sing
male and female vocals. And last night he took on
a very classic Disney song, Beauty and the Beast. By

(01:27:53):
that somebody expected just the lead trap small, you don't

(01:28:15):
want free Beauty. He's his own duet. Ye. Do you
think he didn't invite him? Do you think he gets
paid double? No, he's getting cheated. There you go. You're
a good American. Appreciate thank you? All right? Love it,
love it all right. So I was on Amazon the
other day. I think it was on I don't know.
Get Alex on the phone. Alex Hi, alex Hi, somebody

(01:28:39):
bother you? Are you? Are you busy or are we interrupting? Yes? Okay,
I don't remember if it was Friday Funday, Saturday Funday,
or Sunday Funday. But we were having a cocktail or two,
and I went on to Amazon and ordered you a
big surprise that will be delivered on Thursday. Yeah. And
of course I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

(01:29:00):
I'm just gonna let them deliver it, right, But I
shared it with everyone in the room. Do you want
to ask them questions about it? Are you a little curious? No,
I'll wait till Thursday. But I am a little nervous.
Should he be nervous? No, it's not the neighbors. The
neighbors should be nervous. Yes, the neighbors. Yeah, oh boy, anyway,

(01:29:24):
don't so we You've never done this. You've never gone
onto Amazon and looked at the deal of the day
and just say here, I'm gonna order one of these
and it's something you don't need to be ordering anyone. Oh.
I do it all the time. I do it all
the time, and then it comes and I go, what
the hell did I need this for? Sometimes I get
double because I was like, I really like that, and
then I open it and I'm like, oh, I already
really like that before there's that. So Alex, what are

(01:29:45):
you so busy doing that you can't talk to us?
Um standing down tables? I love that? All right, we'll
let you go, all right, So thursdays the day the
countdown's on Thursday, the big surprise delivered to the house.
All right, I'll take a picture and post it. I'm
so excited for you. Okay, bye, love but no, oh okay,

(01:30:05):
I do not think he's gonna love it. I think
he will look at it and go, what the effort?
You think it? Anyway? But yeah, Amazon has too much stuff.
That's the problem. I know. It's like anything you can
think of. You're just string together words and it's there. Yep.
It's crazy. Yeah. So anyway, so that'll be delivered Thursday,
the countdown is on. I'll just get into the Danielle Report.

(01:30:25):
Danielle all right, so you guys, if you don't remember
who Rebecca Black is, maybe this will a jog your
memory a little bit scary. Yea, here it is, it's
right right right. Wow, that was a long long time ago.
I mean, yeah, a lot of people weren't even born there.

(01:30:46):
That was nine years ago. So she just went back
onto social because she had posted something about her life
and saying that nine years ago, a music video for
a song called Friday was uploaded to the Internet. Above
all things, I wish I could go back and talk
to my thirteen year old self who was terribly ashamed
of herself, Anne who was afraid of herself, then her
fifteen year old self. She talks about depression. Then she

(01:31:08):
talks about going to school and getting things thrown at
her and having musical producers who would never even work
with her, and goes on and on to say that
she still struggles today looking in the mirror a lot
of times, and so many people related to this and
gave her positive praise for putting this out there. That
she came back onto social and she was talking about it,
so it was trending, So it's out there. So it's

(01:31:30):
actually if you want to look at it. Rebecca Black
tweets check it out because it could help you if
you're going through something like this. You're not alone. She
went through the same exact thing and she still is
and it's not easy. Let's talk about Parasites, the movie
that cleaned up at the Oscars. It will expand to
a lot of movie theaters this weekend, so if you
want to see it in the theaters, you can probably

(01:31:51):
find it somewhere near you. So just google you're nearest
theater and see if it will be there. Also, CBS
is reportedly and talks to revive cs I as a
limited series. I mean, when c as I first came out,
I loved it. Wait did you go away? I didn't
even know that. I don't know. Yes, supposedly. Supposedly the
news show would be set in Vegas, just like the original,

(01:32:12):
and they are trying to bring back some of the
former cast so that would be fun. Um. Little nas
X did you see the picture yet? Posted a fake
photo of himself with the original Wiggles. It's a very
funny picture. But of course right away people are like, oh,
he's doing a remix with the Wiggles on Rodeo. He's
gonna do this. So the Wiggles saw this and was like, Wow,

(01:32:32):
I don't know what's going on, but this is amazing.
So maybe, yes, so maybe a collaboration is on the win.
Get ready for that. Yeah, there will be a Nipsey
a Nipsey Hustle documentary. It's in the works for Netflix,
so that's where you're gonna be able to see that.
The Backstreet Boys, just because Froggy wanted it, they are

(01:32:53):
extending their DNA tour. They're giving us four Canadian dates,
forty four date extension. So exciting, Froggy. If you could
go to every single one, I'm sure you would. Uh
let's see um. Oh, so the resume that Laurie Laughlin's
daughter used to get into the University of Southern California.
The bogus resume has been released, so if you Google

(01:33:16):
it you can see it for yourself. If you really
want to see what they put on, that fake resume
looks exactly. Don't get any any idea though, no ideas.
You can't use that for yourself. Tonight. Jimmy Fallon gives
you Constance Wu and the Backstreet Boys and the Connors
the show airs Live tonight. If you're interested in watching that,
you also have This is us Ellen's Game of Games

(01:33:36):
and uh, Gandhi is swearing by the Pharmacist over on Netflix.
So good that may be mine tonight? All right, maybe, hey,
we have Dedra online twenty one scary. She has questions? Hey,
so Didra you and Gandhi have something in common? Correct?
I do Gandhi? Oh oh I oh? No? One calls

(01:33:57):
in and throws up the oe. So I had to
say that for you this morning, girl. Thank you. I
appreciate that. And then whenever I yell it in here,
nobody gives me the io back. They just look at
me like I'm creat because we don't a lot of
people don't know what you're saying. You guys went to
Ohio State, the Ohio state you need yes, okay, okay,
just making sure. So what's going on, Dedre? You have questions?
We have answers? I do. So. I actually happened to
listen to you guys one morning when you were talking

(01:34:17):
about bringing Gondion last year, and so I started listening
to you ever since, and every morning I listened on XM.
So I start you guys at six, right around seven
thirty and listen all day. Haven't heard you guys explain
what it means to ruin a shirt? Like, what does
that mean? Ruining a shirt? Yes, autographing it with a sharpie. Okay.

(01:34:40):
I was like, what if I want to wear it?
What if it's something that I want to wear out
and about And I thought you guys would just tatter
it up and I didn't understand. No, no, we don't
beat the hell out of it and cut it up
with scissors, right right, you know, I can see how
you would think that. No, it's just people started asking
us to autograph these shirts with a sharpie, and I said,
one morning, what you want to and then we then

(01:35:01):
people would call up and say, would you ruin the shirt?
That's what it is? Simple and that's what it is.
Did do you have any more questions? This is good.
We should have these asked the morning show segments. No,
that was my question. I just I listened every morning
and everybody calls and tries to be the first caller
to get a ruined shirt. And I was like, what
if I don't want a shirt ruin? But now if
it has an autograph that it makes much more sense.

(01:35:22):
I don't know. But do you want to wear a
shirt with a bunch of scribbling all over it? I
don't know. I think it's ruined? Well probably your scribble? Yeah, absolutely,
all right, Well, thank you, Dedro. I appreciate you. Listening.
Thank you very much for calling in today, No problem,
thanks for talking to me. Have a great day. So
there are you guys. Yeah, we just assume you know,
people knew what that was. Go ahead, ask a morning show,

(01:35:44):
Ask a gay guy, Ask a morning show member, ask
someone related to uh gandhi one eight hundred two four
two zero one hundred. You know what I'm saying. Ye,
the calls are coming in. Ye, I'm like nervous, like
what are they gonna ask? And do we have to answer?
You just pick up a call, scary, just go hit it. Well,

(01:36:04):
I don't know who. Hello, Yes, good morning, oh boy,
welcome to ask the morning show. Anything, go right ahead, sir, Oh,
Elvis should have man, brother, how's Danny Lion doing? I
don't know, haven't smoked any today? Day Lion? Oh you

(01:36:25):
know what you know, I've never heard Davy Lion. I
met your last August that you know. Whatever the winter
they put out every year anyway, all right back at
the ranch, Elvis, Yes, you know, every morning for twenty
since the z Morning Zoo. I've been listening to you guys. Oh,
thank you man, thank you very much. I've been I've
been I was in a toxic job environment for the

(01:36:45):
last ten years. I was there for twenty I was
a partner in the company. H I turned around. I've
been on the show quite a few times. Thank you
very much for taking my call, and I finally got
the nerve to say the hell with you, guys. I
put my designation in last week and I started a
new job yesterday, so I figured i'd get on and
say thank you for the inspiration, the positive motivation to

(01:37:10):
keep me going in the right direction. You know, I'm married,
I got five kids. Dandy line. If you remember me,
I was a guy in a blue shirt. My wife
had breast cans and ten years ago you did how
is she doing today? And I gave you a big
hug and a kiss. Remember remember anyway, Hey, wait to say,
hold on, what is your name? My name is Tim Flynn. Okay,
Tim Flynn. I just want to say something out of it,

(01:37:32):
just whatever coincidence, We just pushed one line out of
twenty five lines ringing, and it was you. How lucky,
How blessed are we that we picked up Tim Flynn's
phone called everything Everything happens for a reason, guys, and
I love you so much, and you've been an inspiration

(01:37:53):
to me and my family. I've always been a very
positive person. You just give me that positive reinforcement to
make it through the sludgiest day that could possibly be
as far as the energy is concerned with people, because
you have to treat people the way you want to
be treated. You want to move forward, You want to
do the best you can what you're doing to help
people get what they need in their lives so they
can move forward in the positive fashion instead of all

(01:38:16):
this negativity. It's just craziness. You know well, I tell you,
as you as you think us, it's you that should
be thinking yourself. Could you sound like a great guy? Tim,
Thank you so much for taking time to call us today.
Thank you very much. God bless you guys. I love you.
I love you too. Yeah, yeah, how you're dying? He's great.
Paul on Line twenty three has a question for Nate.
Oh straight, Nate, our senior executive producer. Go ahead, Paul,

(01:38:39):
what's your question? Hey? Yeah, No, I've been a huge
fan of the show for a long time. Really really
excited to be talking to you guys. M I showed
a question Nate, just like where do you bury the bodies. Okay,
I'm not a murderer. I am not a murderer. All
evidence has shown that you though, Oh you're great, Paul,

(01:39:04):
You're you're excellent, very good questions. All evidence points to
you are a murder Oh there's no evidence. I don't
know what you guys are talking about. This is how
these oh god, I'm not a murderer. Come on a
r's okay. Thank you, Paul, Thank you so much for
a very enlightening question. I remember that day that you

(01:39:25):
guys called me a murderer, and I said it was
going to stick with me for the rest of my days,
and it has. This is how these things start documentary
on Netflix. Soon you will people texting in Uncle Johnny.
Whose uncle is he? He's America's uncle. Yes. See. All
of these questions were the questions I had when I
started too. I wanted to know that. I thought Uncle

(01:39:46):
Johnny was an actual relation. I thought maybe Nate had
killed someone. I haven't killed anyone. I'm not sure about that.
I was gound talk to Mike on line twenty one. Hello, Mike,
good morning over. That's how you doing. I'm doing okay, fine,
thank you for asking. We're all doing well, I'm speaking
for everyone. I think we're all doing. Okay, what's your question.
My question is I hit Garrett with the sound every

(01:40:06):
single morning, and I have no idea why at the
end of it you call him a good American. Okay,
I will answer that, man, I answer that, Why do
I call Garrett a good American after every sound installment?
I have no idea. I really don't. I don't even
know where it started. Do we know where it started?
And I have no idea. It's just one of those

(01:40:28):
things I say, he isn't. But you know, at the
end of the day, he is a good American. So
I guess that's okay. It's on a lie, but I
don't know. That was just your way of wrapping it
up and moving on to the next thing. That is
my way of just moving on. You're a good American.
Translation And there you go. Mike, whatever it is that
you're listening for, thank you for listening. We appreciate it.

(01:40:48):
Have a beautiful day, okay, you as well. Take you. Wow.
I like this? Can we do this more? Yeah? Yeah,
every line is ringing. We'll push one, push another one.
You have your finger on the dumb button just in
case Hello, okay you Hey, look you made it. What's

(01:41:09):
your name? My name is Okay, Aaron. What's your question?
Go ahead? Um? Wow. I've been listening to you know
the shelf for about fifteen years, and I've been I've
been trying my damned this to get a T shirt
over fifteen years, and I'm wondering what exactly does someone
as to dude just to get a T shirt. So

(01:41:29):
your question is, may I have a T shirt? The
answer is absolutely yes. We'll see you one right now. Okay,
hold on once. It is fantastic. Hold on, hell you
got give me another one? Come on, just push button
an Hello, Hi, good morning, Hey, good morning. What's your name? Anthony?

(01:41:55):
What's up Anthony? What can we do for you today?
I just wanted to call. When in the nineties, my
parents split up and we moved up state in New York,
and I left Jersey and I didn't get you guys
on the radio, So when I would come down to
Jersey with my dad, I would put a cassette tape
into the radio and record you guys home with me. Yeah,
And so I just recently found those and found a

(01:42:16):
cassette player and there's like a recording of scary doing
or great t doing, like a spoof of Beauty and
the Beast, and it just took me back to like
long car rides listening to you guys. So my question is,
how do you sort of conceptualize the impact that you
have growing up with people from childhood into adulthood. How
do you take stock of what that means to people? Well,

(01:42:38):
I definitely like to get answers from severyone in the room,
but man, I just got to tell you something. And
when I'm going out on this book tour that I'm doing,
a lot of people I'm meeting or people who grew
up listening, They've been listening since I was a kid.
I've never was mister Rogers to anyone. I'm pleased. I
would never claim to have that power, But a lot
of people did grow up listening to us, and we
were we were a constant in their day every single day,
on the way to school or in the way to college,

(01:43:01):
or their first interview for a job. How do I
conceptualize that? It feels damn great. It feels awesome to
be a part of people's lives. And you know what,
some days we're good, Sometimes we're bad. I don't know
what about you, Daniel, how does it make you feel?
I feel blessed when someone comes over to me and says, oh,
my gosh, I've been listening to you since blah blah
where I was pregnant with you, where I got engaged

(01:43:22):
right around the same time. I am like, oh my gosh,
I'm like, you are definitely like family. And then they
always get embarrassing and go, I know this is so
stupid that I'm saying this, but it's not. It's awesome,
and that's why we do what we do, so that
we could be part of your lives every day and
go through all these life these life events with you.
So it makes me feel good. I really feel blessed

(01:43:42):
and gone to You're new to this thing? Well with
us anyway. I mean, we've been doing radio for a
long time. What is it like merging with a show
that's been a part of people's lives for twenty twenty
five years? Some people, honestly, it's overwhelming, because I don't
when we're sitting in this room talking to each other,
it doesn't hit me how many people are listening and
how many people can be impacted by something until we
talk about something that was impactful. When we get all

(01:44:04):
of the messages, I feel like I'm so lucky to
be part of any of this. And if anything that
I've ever said or done has impacted somebody in a
positive way, that's awesome. And I worry the same about
you know, negativity too. I hope that it doesn't ever
impact anyone in a bad way. But it is overwhelming.
Excellent question. Thanks for listening, and destroy destroy those tapes,
destroy those tapes, and thanks for calling a lot of

(01:44:27):
people texting in question for Gandhi, why do you call
yourself baby hot Sauce on social media? Okay, so it
started forever ago. I got Instagram, when Instagram first began,
and I didn't think it was going to be a
name that would stick with me forever. It was a
lot easier to spell than Mayda Gandhi. Nobody can get
that right, even people I know. So I went with
something dumb, baby hot Sauce because I liked a tiny

(01:44:48):
little bottle of hot sauce. And here we are, and
it will be my question, how come David Brodie never smiles? Oh,
that's a good one. Why is that everybody? Everybody always
says that when he does smile, they go brody, you're smiling.
I think you just heard why he never smiles because
he's always in that move. Okay, seriously, hey guys, this

(01:45:11):
is Seleni Gomes. What's up. It's Fletchers, Elvis Durana, Lvis
Duran and Chef Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey,
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(01:45:32):
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(01:45:54):
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This Elvis story in the Morning Show, I don't think
that's Calvin Harris's. No, really, well, I don't know. Okay
are we on? Yes? Yes? Oh? Hi hi, okay. So
there's these there are photos out and some are claiming
this is Calvin Harris. You know what I'm saying, Yes,

(01:46:57):
like Calvin Harris and outside of him Calvin's I'm trying
so many people sent me so many different versions that
I'm trying to find the one. See, I don't think
the one that's out. I don't think he has an
open Wiener shot Good morning kids. No, No, I think
I think there's one where he's wearing underwear and something
like that. But anyways, here's the thing. Let's say you're

(01:47:19):
Calvin Harris and you turn on the radio this morning
and you hear us talking about your thing and pictures
of it. I mean, it's out there. People are talking
about it, right, I mean you've seen it elsewhere, right.
I know that straight Nate saw it. And so what
does it feel like knowing that the whole world is
looking at your private parts? Is that like, Oh, that's
kinda be just I bet it's uncomfortable. And but here's

(01:47:39):
the thing. A lot of these pictures that people have
sent me are him in his Calvin's so I would
imagine he expects people to look at those ones. It's
just this other one that I got that I don't know.
I can't be Calvin's Harris. Yeah, I don't think it
is now anyway, maybe it's the thing he is about
Calvin Harris. They're all Jason drullas. The thing about Calvin

(01:48:01):
Harris is, by the way, Jason Drula was totally fine
with it. Oh, he didn't seem he didn't seem to
have any problem with us looking at the outline of
his thing. Well, if you're if it's that good, you
were going to celebrate it, you don't poop it. I
don't know, but sometimes it's more of a private thing. See,
Calvin Harris is really tall, he's very handsome, he's very successful.
So okay, great, But I'm thinking, like, if a picture

(01:48:22):
of mine got out there, who would give a right
us about that? It's like, I think people always just look.
They want to see what's going on. It's your curiosity thing. Yeah,
if I don't even I don't even like looking at mine, Danielle,
I just don't think. I think if there was something
to talk about or write home about, people would definitely
want to see it. If it wasn't, people would want

(01:48:43):
to see it, but they're going to poke fun at it,
like the just like in Awe. Yeah, it's poking it us. Yeah, exactly,
Well send me that one. I don't think that's the
real world. Okay, So the one I'm sending you now
is the one that people say is actually him, And
then of course they go into look at the beard pattern.
It's the same beard because you see just the bottom
of his chin. And then right, oh, no, I've see

(01:49:05):
I've seen this one before. That's not him, you don't
think so, yeah, maybe it is. I don't who cares?
But um. But then on the other side, I sent
Danielle pictures of Snow. It's not him, Well, how do
you know he No, now look at the beard pattern. No,
look at us. We're such private investigators. Literally, people are

(01:49:27):
sending that though. Oh yeah, funny. Well I know, but
I'm just thinking, what is it like to be a celebrity.
First of all, that's got to be a pain in
the ass. But then there's people are sending your pictures
of your private parts around. Horrible. It's not cool, it's
not nice. It's I'm a horrible person for even looking
at it. It's terrible. Stop doing and and here and
here I go, you know, ready to like turn it

(01:49:47):
into something else. What if this was a female celebrity
or how would the how would the dialogue be different?
But we probably wouldn't be having the dialogue. No, it's terrible.
If somebody didn't put it out themselves, you should feel
bad looking at it. Yeah, yeah, like Jasulo put it
out himself. Yeah, like yes, and then he was mad
when they took it down. He was very disappointed. So

(01:50:08):
that you know, that's okay. And then when people are like,
if you don't want it out there, don't make it, well,
come on. People do things in a private relationship or
that they weren't thinking about. Maybe they were too young.
It happens. You know, for the first time in a
long time, I have a photo on my phone that
I think I should get rid of. Sunday to me first, now,
not gonna share it. David's swimmer ross on friends. The

(01:50:29):
one thing he always taught me was never take videos
like that or nudy photos, because they're gonna wind up
someplace one day and they can never be erased. It's true.
I learned that from my father. My father said the
same thing. No matter what you write down, no matter
what picture you take, someone will see it. That's true. Okay.
Who wants to buy a picture of a Daniel the nude?
Any Yeah, I'll take it. No, you don't, as long

(01:50:50):
as she's okay with it? All right, Well, there you go.
That could be Calvinaris. Maybe not. Let's just stop looking
at it, okay. I can't stop looking at it look
at it. I'm just if it is him, he has
nothing to be ashamed. In the Morning Show. I always
turned him on on the way to work. Wakes me
up every morning. Text us a standard, and messaging rates

(01:51:16):
may imply it's always Durrand in the Morning Show. Hey,
so I gave you those books, the Dell Carnegie Books.
Please at least try to thumb through and just pick
up a few things. You don't have to read the
whole thing. It really is a fantastic read. Some people
get I don't know why, but some people get a
little turned off because he gets a little spiritual sometimes
and he thus he does a little Bible thumping. Someone

(01:51:39):
would call him, which to me, I'm fine, I just whatever.
He's got some great messages in there. I think you
should read it. Another thing is this this broom challenge.
People are still a texting and saying, oh my god,
my broom is over here standing on it wrestles. I mean,
it's a it is a scam, right, I mean, there's
no weird gravity gravity thing going on. I mean that

(01:52:03):
might be happening, but I don't think it's affecting the
broom because I've been doing that my whole life trying
to mess with brooms and just making them stand up. Uh, well,
here's a texture not fake. The earth was at full tilt.
The tilt is the same. Fake brooms do not stand
up every day try it. They do fall down. You
have a great day, Okay, So obviously this is obviously
someone having an argument with Brody the messages. I'm gonna

(01:52:27):
go stand my broom up today and I'll post a picture. Well,
how are you gonna get a ride home? That I
don't know? So I'm sitting here in a winter wonderland,
and it is where I'm where I'm sitting right now.
It is snowing, and it's it's been snowing all night.
It's going to snow all day. The refrigerators full of
food that I don't even like. Do you do that

(01:52:48):
when you know that a when a hurricane or whatever
is on the way, a forest fire, you what? You
run to the store and you grab foods you would
normally not order or eat or cook. What possesses us
to do this? I always think I'm going to be
healthy if I only have the option of healthy snacks
and stuff in my apartment, So I buy all this
crap that I never normally eat, and then I just

(01:53:10):
order from my online apps. Anyway, it's a terrible plan. Well,
I'm saying that the snow snow removal here in Santa
Fe is not good, so I am stuck up on
the hill probably till tomorrow. Which it's fine. I've got
I've got every streaming service. No, no, man, I've got
five books I can start reading. I'm good. I've got
porn and Cheetos. What else do I need? You know

(01:53:33):
what I'm saying. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
I've got cocktails. You part of you will be orange later,
you bet you. I'll send you pictures and tell everyone
it's Calvin Harris. All right, let's get into the three
things you need to know? Gandhi? What are they? All? Right? Hey? Wait, wait,
hold on, choose wisely, you only have three things now,

(01:53:54):
I'm very stressed out, guys. Good okay. Officials in Maryland
are banning the sale of disposable ard e cigarettes. They
made the announcement yesterday that tobacco retailers will no longer
be allowed to sell anything except the flavors of menthol
and mint. They say, if other flavored products are found,
they'll be seized and the retailer could be subject to
legal actions. Yes, Danielle does not like the flavored e cigarettes.

(01:54:16):
Voters in New Hampshire will cast ballads today in the
first in the nation presidential primary. Bernie Sanders and Pete
Boutajis are fighting it out for the top spot. So far,
Joe Biden seems to have come in fourth place, which
is disappointing for his campaign. So we'll see how that
works out later today. And finally, I'm really excited about this.
I don't know if anyone else's, but they have found
a new type of dinosaur. It's related to the t
rex and they're calling it the Reaper in Death. It's

(01:54:39):
gigantic twenties the Reaper in Death. Yes, the dinosaurs being
called the Reaper in Death, I know. And it was
found in Canada. I don't know if I said that part.
But it's a big, big fossil, eighty million years old,
twenty six feet long, and they say that the teeth
are nearly three inches in lengthies. That's crazy. Imagine living
on a planet where that's stuff ran around. Obviously we didn't,

(01:55:00):
but that would be crazy. No, that would be dangerous.
The closest thing to living in a road like that
is going uh to Africa, like on safari, because if
you get out of the truck, you're dead. I mean
you're gonna you're gonna die. I mean it's almost a
guaranteed you're gonna die. Yeah. So I guess that's what
it's like, having, you know, dinosaurs running around ready to

(01:55:21):
kill you. Yeah, so keep that in my next time
you go on Safari. Thank you. Hey, you're Dave Brodie.
Phone tap coming up, Duran. I love musicals show. It's
scary you could tell when I'm not on my A game.
I mean, we're together every morning. So if you have
a called, do what we do. Take music next night

(01:55:41):
shift before bed. It helps relieve cold and flu sentence
to help you get to sleep. Durand Elvis, durand phone tap?
All right, who has the phone tap today? I do? Elvis? Okay,
Dave Brody, here we go. Thank you. Our listener, Patty
wanted a phone tap her husband, Joe. I called them.
I think it was three days before they were ready
to leave on a cruise. Boy. Apparently Joe had a

(01:56:03):
problem on his last cruise. I call it. Tell him
that is going to affect this cruise. Here we go, Hi,
I'm looking for Joseph. H guise, Peppy, It's Joe. Who's this?
This is Jimmy from NAM Cruise Line. How are you sir? U? Okay,

(01:56:24):
what's this about? Well, we have you booked for the
seven day cruise to the Mexican Riviera this this Saturday.
Is that correct? Right? But your account got flagged last year.
You were on another cruise with our company. When you
checked out, the bathroom was badly damaged. Yeah, I might
go a little bit sick. Bathroom was not damaged out,

(01:56:47):
So okay, Well here's the problem. The bathroom was so
badly damaged we weren't able to repair the room in time,
and we had to bump the guests that were coming in.
All right, what's your point about this, mister jesup? I
can't have you, first of all, service to stuppy. Yeah,
stup right, that's what I said. So if we can't
run the risk of you destroying another one of our bathrooms,

(01:57:09):
so we're gonna have to bump you in your family
from the cruise. There you guys getting me. I can
put you on like a three day cruise out of
Miami if you'd like. But I can't have you going
to Mexico. I'm really just take damn days. What are
you talking about going because I had a problem with
a damn toilet? What is this? Okay, so here's the thing.
You're not leaving in three days unless you want to
see Los Angeles. You're more than welcome to do. No.

(01:57:31):
We playing this. We're living in three days. What we're trying,
what we're trying to do? Um No, listen, I'm not
having it. Listen, mister guisepep. We're trying to protect damn it.
What are you doing? What are you trying to count?
Cancel them like foot? What are you nuts? No, I'm
not trying to cant. I want to talk to somebody.
You are talking to somebody, sir. It's not out of it.
I'm trying to help you. I'm gonna bus to my

(01:57:54):
boss because it's a bust for a few today that
you kidding me Trerea for a few days. Sorry, I
saw the pographs. Okay, you torpedoed our ship. I say, yeah, yeah,
I saw Peter Yeah whatever, yeah, I watch your responsibility
as all paid for us, all coolsive, you're having a
problem with it. I deal with the name plumber you
have on board. Yeah, it's all inclusive. It doesn't include
destroying our bathroom. We didn't destroy the fat man. I

(01:58:16):
think you're a little bit cut over there. I've seen
icebergs do less damage to a ship than you. I
don't know what you ate, and I'm sorry that you
had a bad experience in Mexico, sir, but it's no
reason to be canceling them clues. We're living at three day.
I listen, mister ji poopy, I need you to just
calm down. Damn it all right, listen so I better
be honest. Damn cruise. So I want to speak your superior.

(01:58:38):
Pull me on the phone with somebody who could speak
almost sin. Let me see if he's available. Hold on,
what's happening. You're not gonna believe this. What you're not
gonna be canceling our cruis to God to stand. I
messed up the toilets last year, but we're going on
like damn cruise over there. Why don't you look, first
of all, a bigger chip. If you're supposed to be
submotive to supporting you here, what are you listening to me? Yeah,

(01:59:00):
mister Chieppie pen how are you listen to? Sup? I
swear to god, I don't know how. I'll lose my
mind in a second. I can't put you on the cruise,
but I can put you on the radio. How about that?
What John, I'm not calling from the cruise line, Sorr.
I'm calling from Elstrand. I'm show you being phone tapp.
You're on the radio. We're going on the cruise and

(01:59:20):
you deserved that. You deserved that of attack over here,
have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis
Duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell
us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded.
We permission granted by all participations. Nelvis Duran phone tab
on Elvis Durand in the morning show. What's going on

(01:59:44):
in Nelvis Duran in the morning show. I don't know
about you, but this week is just creeping by so slowly?
What is today? Is it Thursday? Yes? Tuesday? Yes? Oh
my god, it's Tuesday? Damn it? What's up with that?
All right, we're about to get back into the Daniel Report.
Of course. You know what, I had a lot of
fun today. Can I tell you one of my favorite

(02:00:04):
moments when it was revealed the behind scenes shenanigans being
set up by Andrew and Gandhi and Danielle. I get scary.
That was funny. If you go back and listen to
our replay channel, is it is it on demand? I
don't know where it is. Go go find it, Go
find it. It really was. It was great. I enjoyed that. Thanks.
I'm glad you liked it. Amused, amused, you know what.

(02:00:28):
I think the best part of that was was Scary
was so concerned about something, and when he found out
what it was, he was like, Oh, thank god, that's
all it is, which begs the question. He was so
worried about what are we missing out on? Well, when
I hear words like anal leakage and we're not going
to give anything away here, just go back and listen that.
When you use the term anal leakage, maybe you should explain, uh,

(02:00:51):
but just go back and listen to it. It's pretty good,
you know. And by the way, I feel free to
like pull these pranks on other people. Gandhi, Oh, I
have been in figuring Andrew and I every now and
then we're just like what to do? What can we
do into whom can we do it? That's perfect? All right,
let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle. All right, and
by the way, kudos to Danielle for keeping it a

(02:01:12):
secret because she rarely keeps things secret, Thank you very much.
I think she forgot it happened. It didn't. The other
day he came in here and I said to him,
whatever happened to that spot that you did? He goes,
oh my gosh, I know that hasn't come back to
me yet. I'm sure it will. All right, daniel what
do you have going on your last report today? All right?

(02:01:33):
So Rhanna says, maybe she's not with asap Rocky, but
guess what they were at dinner and together in La
yesterday was Monday, yep. So I don't know. I think
they're together. And he's just so beautiful, So you know,
say you're with him anyway, he would even if you're
not true. So the Rocks daughter Simone Johnson has efficiently
begun her training at the w w E Performance Center.

(02:01:54):
When she makes her debut as a wrestler, she will
be the company's first fourth generation star because before or
Dwayne did it, his father Rocky Johnson did it, and
before him, his grandfather did it as well, so it's
in the family. I did not know that. Yeah, I
didn't know that either until today. It's pretty cool. Eminem
he saw a huge bump in sales after he performed

(02:02:14):
at the Oscars. People wanted his music, and so even
though the Oscar ratings were down, at least he got
a little bump and he sold some stuff. Kim Kardashian says,
I am done having children, even though my husband Kanye
is going around telling people we want to have seven kids.
She said, I'm having enough problems with the four that
I She's like, you know, maybe if I was younger,

(02:02:35):
she said, maybe if I didn't want to be a lawyer.
But all those things have to come into play, so
right now, she says, she is done. If you want
to see Parasite, because of all the Oscar buzz and
how many things it won, they are going to expand
the movie to a lot more movie theaters this weekend,
so if you want to go out and see it,
you can just check your local movie theater and see.
And since we were talking about the Oscars and the ratings,

(02:02:57):
twenty three point six million viewers and all time low
on Sunday, and a lot of people are saying it's
because we used to have, you know, only a little
bit of things on television to watch, and now we
have so many things to watch that we really don't
have to go to things like the Oscars if we
don't want to. You know, a lot of people kind
of felt forced to watch things like that in the past,
and they're not finding it necessary anymore. So I don't know.

(02:03:20):
You think they're going to rethink things like this in
the future. I don't know, because there are how many,
at least a dozen major award shows that happened during
our awards season every year. Another reason people don't want
like to watch is because it gets a little too
political for some watching. You know, that's true, and it
took like minutes before people got political right exactly. I mean,

(02:03:40):
other than watching for what people are wearing. Yeah, what's
the point. I mean, you can get the results to
the next day. Danielle has them for us, exactly, and
that's the same thing. Plus we'll put up pictures on
Elvis Duran dot com of what people were wearing so
you could see it. So we have a whole recap
for you. Here all right, thank you. Danielle blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Hi, this is Chelsea Hammon. Hey,

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