The worst humanity has to offer vie to wear the weekly crown of shame...

Police officer bought porn on families cable system while waiting for coroner to arrive and pick up body of deceased family member, Trucker in Minnesota watching porn on his phone causes death of highway worker in work zone, Dropping the 'F-Bomb' increases pain tolerance by a third according to new research, Nearly naked Florida Man wearing just a bra burglarized seveal cars at business park, Coyote enters 'doggie door' kills dog i... Read more

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Courthouse turns bloody when attorney assaults colleague with can of Lysol, Florida Man can't name US President after huffing duster spray, Chef fired for pouring boiling butter down co-worker's pants 'for a laugh', Big Penis brand male supplement contains hidden ingredient that could be dangerous to some users according to new FDA warning

Area 51 raid spawns a rival event: 'Storm The Bermuda Triangle, it can't swallow us all', City hopes 'Baby Shark', 'It's Raining Tacos' on loop will deter homeless from sleeping on steps of public building, Pack of kids at it again in Philly...this time attacking a 45-yr-old lifeguard, Florida Man drank 33 beers, passed out in strip club parking lot then tried to fight cops

KT has what's new and newsworthy in tech this week

Big game hunter killed when shot elephant collapses om top of him, Florida Man tied up wife's lover and cut off his penis then fled, Utah boy sets up "Ice Cold Beer" stand, Large number of Great White sharks filmed off California Coast

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Electrical worker has deer tick removed from his cornea, Bacon Bitch sues Breakfast Bitch, Christian family argued that paying taxes are 'against God's will', Woman finds 'mysterious' chalk marks on sidewalk in front of house...home 'marked' for burglary or something else? Hmmmm...

Barefooted tourist from Nebraska climbed Mt. Rushmore, Car burglary suspect told police he was just "looking for a Snicker's Bar to eat', Panhandler declines $15/hr. job offer from Florida Man...Florida Man then made his own sign to shame the panhandler and shadowed him, Busch Beer is holding secret party in the middle of the woods this weekend...free beer if you can figure out where it is and show up

Our legal pro Jeff Kaufman is on vacation this week, So...'Esquire Bob' is substituting...

Florida gator trapper successfully caught 'chance the snapper' in a Chicago park lagoon-then is thanked by getting to throw out first pitch at Cubs game, Man busted for hiding $34K worth of cocaine under his hairpiece, Toronto mayor says men with loud cars are compensating for other inadequacies, Let's go over this one more time...DON'T HUFF WASP SPRAY

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Ohio man was too hot in back of police cruiser so he called 911 to request the ac be turned up, Guy is arrested for assaulting someone with Bagel Bites at a Dollar Tree store, NYC restaurant worker is crushed to death by a malfunctioning dumbwaiter freight elevator, Woman track down car thieves and steals back her stolen vehicle

The latest news and info from the music world

Customers find cocaine paste in laundry detergent boxes at local grocer, 4 kids ages 10-14 with fishing rods left a goodbye note, stole family SUV and took off on 600 mile road trip, Man says DoorDash delivery driver ate half of his bbq ribs order before delivering it

Man arrested for chasing people around while wearing gimp suit, Dude takes his wife to strip club in Florida Keys--freaks out when she gets on stage, Toledo strip club giving away their old couches after upgrade--stains included, Tampa Bay Times dedicates 9 page article on website to history of local strip club

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on FM 96.9 The Game

Prolific criminal is given 'one last chance'after conviction number 648, Man sets Guinness World Record after sitting on the toilet for 116 straight hours, Serial pooper strikes Michigan rec center pool, 2 dead and 31 injured after pendulum type ride at Indian amusement park snaps in half