Marcus and Sandy Off The Air

Sandy spent the weekend at her parents house recovering from her knee surgery. It brought back a ton of memories, and triggered a lot of food related issues. I didn't know pizza was a perfect after surgery dinner...

Sandy got booked at a comedy club in LA! Cool! Well, actually it's not...it's a big F U as far as we are concerned. Plus, Marcus hears some savage stories from a little old lady that even made him blush.

Sandy hates a number of catch phrases that Marcus uses...Marcus is legit hurt! Plus, can you reply to a text message 3 months after you received it?

Marcus' wife gets asked something way too often, and everyone means well, but it's very awkward and irritating.

About ten years ago Marcus had a stalker that would send him thousands of photos of her... well, it was close up and, yea. Plus, Jason joked about going to the gym once, and now Marcus is obsessed with getting swole.

Sandy is thinking about getting a nose job? Where did this come from? I mean, you know everything on Instagram is fake, right? Plus, Marcus' daughter is stepping up the physical abuse of her father. Should we be worried?

Marcus can't understand why Jason is so triggered today. Being an adult is tough! Plus, Marcus made 17K a year when he was a kid and he was so stoked!

Sandy wants Marcus to go full troll so he can release all his anger and tell people how bad their grammar is. Jason thinks Sandy should pay for it, and he has a list of reasons why it's a fool proof plan. That, plus so much more!

Marcus kissed his babysitter when he was 7, and he thinks this is totally normal. This leads to everyone telling their first kiss stories, and then somehow we discuss when Sandy is going to finally go to Burning Man?

Marcus got fangirled over this past weekend and he's still getting over it. OK Marcus we get it, you LOVE being famous! LOL.

Sandy was Facebook creepin on her ex and discovered he has a new girlfriend... and she's putting WAY too many heart emojis on their photos together. Screw this noise! Our ex's are supposed to be miserable!

Jason got triggered when someone used his bathroom because he is a heartless jerk, and Sandy is lusting after dudes a lot rougher than any of us thought she was attracted to.

Jason's wife wants to rent out their house to make a few extra dollars, but he's having a panic attack just thinking about it. Marcus has been a creeper, so he's able to break down what guests in a strange house do when they are left alone.

Marcus couldn't remember a guys name he had met a million times, so instead of just biting the bullet and asking him, he went into full on creeper mode. This is honestly embarrassing.

420 fest! Marcus remembers the time he just wanted to be one of the boys and smoke weed at the Foo Fighters show. Sandy tells a similar story about being high with Chris Stapleton ... all the while Jason sits in judgement.

Marcus was at a really nice house with a ton of people the other day when he had a bathroom emergency. Old Marcus would have handled this a certain way, but this is the new, evolved Marcus...

Marcus is planning a debauchery filled boys only trip, but his choice of destination has the rest of the show confused. Look, he just wants to be on a plane for 15 hours alone so he can drink and sleep.

The struggle was real when we were young, and needed to...release... well, ya know. We didn't have the internet, we had old magazines and scrambled TV channels!

Sandy came THIS close to graduating college, but she left because she was offered what seemed like a ton of money at 19 years old for her first full time job. Marcus isn't that much better though... he dropped out too, so he better simmer down with all the judgement.