Marcus and Sandy Off The Air

There are things you just should not say in bed with another person. Please write this down.

What if instead of saving your money, your goal was to spend every last cent before you die? Sandy is all about it!

Black out drunk stories... what are the worst, and what are ours? Did Marcus really just tell that story about "feeding" a potbellied pig?

Jason had to pee, so where was he supposed to go? Marcus is disgusted... he would never do that to his family.

This savage article about when couples knew their relationship was over has us horrified, but also laughing. Marcus the divorced guy is of course going to drop some amazing stories.

If you could live anywhere in the country, where would you go? Us? Well there are a lot of places we hate... actually sorry, there are a lot of places that hate all of us.

Marcus got a GoFundMe for a turtle. It's kinda sad, but also kinda annoying. Additionally, we spend a good amount of time figuring out how much of a d**k Marcus is.

Woah! Marcus wanted to go there, but Sandy was trying to make it a little more sentimental... don't you miss those crazy ragers with your co-workers, like the annual Christmas party? Wait, Christmas party? What's that?

Let's talk crying at work. OK, now let's talk about that time this past week we almost broke up the show. Wait, what?

What happens when you accidentally stream porn on the TV with the entire family sitting there? Hilarity ensues! Plus, how that topic bring us to talking about Marcus' bathroom habits.

If your co-worker posts a sexy underwear photo online, does that sexy photo exist in the real world???

I don't trust people who like animals more than people. They just aren't trying!

Forget sexy time during a pandemic, how are you supposed to just date? We've got tips, tricks, and hilarious (...ly embarrassing) stories!

What's something someone said to you once that just crushed you, and you still can't get over it? Someone said something to Sandy once and she still thinks of it every time she takes a photo. Thanks jerk!

Marcus met the perfect man for Sandy. Great news! He blew it though, and didn't make the love connection.

This week we revisit a classic Off The Air episode... Sandy got booked at a comedy club in LA! Cool! Well, actually it's not...it's a big F U as far as we are concerned. Plus, Marcus hears some savage stories from a little old lady that even made him blush.

Marcus is so freaking annoying... he LOST weight during quarantine? Literally the only human in America that this happened to.

I wish I could just sue someone... I'm that bored. Oh wait, I can? Sandy talks about the job that had her hating life, and a story out of Paris gives her hope that someone could pay for what they did to her.

2020 can totally suck it. We are tappin out. Well, we are pretending we are. Where would you go and what would you do if you could just quit life?