Marcus and Sandy Off The Air

420 fest! Marcus remembers the time he just wanted to be one of the boys and smoke weed at the Foo Fighters show. Sandy tells a similar story about being high with Chris Stapleton ... all the while Jason sits in judgement.

Marcus was at a really nice house with a ton of people the other day when he had a bathroom emergency. Old Marcus would have handled this a certain way, but this is the new, evolved Marcus...

Marcus is planning a debauchery filled boys only trip, but his choice of destination has the rest of the show confused. Look, he just wants to be on a plane for 15 hours alone so he can drink and sleep.

The struggle was real when we were young, and needed to...release... well, ya know. We didn't have the internet, we had old magazines and scrambled TV channels!

Sandy came THIS close to graduating college, but she left because she was offered what seemed like a ton of money at 19 years old for her first full time job. Marcus isn't that much better though... he dropped out too, so he better simmer down with all the judgement.

Sandy talks about her absolute love of Hooters, and Jason craps all over it. Plus, this somehow leads to Marcus talking about dark yet hilarious memories from his strip club days.

Marcus has porn on his phone and a) his daughter almost saw it, and b) it's somehow Jason's fault. OK. Also, Jason is a failure at life again... he forgot it's Mother's Day this weekend.

Kylie Jenner's over share on Instagram sets off a debate about how much is too much. Telling your baby daddy to F you... too much? Getting emotional about something you are passionate about though?

Sandy had an adult film fail recently. It involves an iPhone, her car, and some real loud noises. Meanwhile Marcus is dealing with his mother being in town and it's slowly driving him nuts.

Marcus' mother thinks we all just become more of ourselves the older we get. Frighting! We hate ourselves! Also, the proper way to deal with haters and trolls.

Sandy is thinking about becoming a sister wife. Wait...what!? This "savage" Facebook group she has joined dedicated to her favorite TV show isn't helping... or is it?

Marcus is trippin cause Sandy is going on a road trip all by herself... dude chill she travels alone all the time! Also, is it creepy Marcus is now BFF's with the deputy that gave him a speeding ticket last month?

Is Sandy judging Jason for "stealing" food from hotels? He has a damn family to feed! Also, Marcus is triggered by these new laws in Utah.

Sandy wants to be buried under a tree in a take out food container, Marcus wants to go on the cheap, and Jason wants people crying in the streets. Plus, Marcus is mad about being Mexican, but looking white.

Sandy had an awkward encounter with her therapist in the restroom, which somehow gets us on to making fun of Marcus for pulling a "do you know who I am?" moment with the deputy that pulled him over a while ago. Not really, but it was fun to tease him.

Sandy is a little jealous Marcus and Jason are in a relationship, but the guys explain it's not always a happy 50's TV show everyday. Plus, Jason reveals that almost but not really gay experience that one time.

We weigh on the totally legal thing underage kids are buying at the grocery store to get loaded, which leads us of course of our own stories of drinking, gambling, and shenanigans. Plus, Sandy reveals her aura reading results... umm, your vajayjay has its own reading? Cool!

Back to basics on today's episode: Panic attacks when the public toilet won't flush, and what to do with a man who is too small...down there.

Marcus' yogi Amber joins us to discuss Marcus and his yoga journey. Marcus reveals he is afraid of goats, Jason and Sandy are loving the heart stone, and Marcus finds his soul mate through Oracle cards.