Marcus and Sandy Off The Air

Marcus kissed his babysitter when he was 7, and he thinks this is totally normal. This leads to everyone telling their first kiss stories, and then somehow we discuss when Sandy is going to finally go to Burning Man?

Marcus got fangirled over this past weekend and he's still getting over it. OK Marcus we get it, you LOVE being famous! LOL.

Marcus got fangirled over this past weekend and he's still getting over it. OK Marcus we get it, you LOVE being famous! LOL.

Sandy was Facebook creepin on her ex and discovered he has a new girlfriend... and she's putting WAY too many heart emojis on their photos together. Screw this noise! Our ex's are supposed to be miserable!

Jason got triggered when someone used his bathroom because he is a heartless jerk, and Sandy is lusting after dudes a lot rougher than any of us thought she was attracted to.

Jason's wife wants to rent out their house to make a few extra dollars, but he's having a panic attack just thinking about it. Marcus has been a creeper, so he's able to break down what guests in a strange house do when they are left alone.

Marcus couldn't remember a guys name he had met a million times, so instead of just biting the bullet and asking him, he went into full on creeper mode. This is honestly embarrassing.

420 fest! Marcus remembers the time he just wanted to be one of the boys and smoke weed at the Foo Fighters show. Sandy tells a similar story about being high with Chris Stapleton ... all the while Jason sits in judgement.

Marcus was at a really nice house with a ton of people the other day when he had a bathroom emergency. Old Marcus would have handled this a certain way, but this is the new, evolved Marcus...

Marcus is planning a debauchery filled boys only trip, but his choice of destination has the rest of the show confused. Look, he just wants to be on a plane for 15 hours alone so he can drink and sleep.

The struggle was real when we were young, and needed to...release... well, ya know. We didn't have the internet, we had old magazines and scrambled TV channels!

Sandy came THIS close to graduating college, but she left because she was offered what seemed like a ton of money at 19 years old for her first full time job. Marcus isn't that much better though... he dropped out too, so he better simmer down with all the judgement.

Sandy talks about her absolute love of Hooters, and Jason craps all over it. Plus, this somehow leads to Marcus talking about dark yet hilarious memories from his strip club days.

Marcus has porn on his phone and a) his daughter almost saw it, and b) it's somehow Jason's fault. OK. Also, Jason is a failure at life again... he forgot it's Mother's Day this weekend.

Kylie Jenner's over share on Instagram sets off a debate about how much is too much. Telling your baby daddy to F you... too much? Getting emotional about something you are passionate about though?

Sandy had an adult film fail recently. It involves an iPhone, her car, and some real loud noises. Meanwhile Marcus is dealing with his mother being in town and it's slowly driving him nuts.

Marcus' mother thinks we all just become more of ourselves the older we get. Frighting! We hate ourselves! Also, the proper way to deal with haters and trolls.

Sandy is thinking about becoming a sister wife. Wait...what!? This "savage" Facebook group she has joined dedicated to her favorite TV show isn't helping... or is it?

Marcus is trippin cause Sandy is going on a road trip all by herself... dude chill she travels alone all the time! Also, is it creepy Marcus is now BFF's with the deputy that gave him a speeding ticket last month?