Marcus & Sandy ONDEMAND

Sandy just. can't. cook. Marcus is trying to troll his neighbors this Halloween, Sandy is fasting and it's rough, and everyone lashes out at a guy using his Mom's handicapped sign.

Sandy had a super sweet moment with her Dad this past weekend on their big camping trip. Marcus celebrated his birthday weekend by sending his daughter off to a sleep over for some alone time. Plus, zombie babies spark debate, and Sandy goes gluten free.

No free drinks in Vegas anymore? WTF? Marcus was going full outdoors-man right as the power came on at his house... and Sandy might be on drugs? Send help!

Most of the Bay Area is being turned off. Marcus is in the dark for the time being. Let's remember to be kind to everyone during this time of frustration. Sandy defeats technology, Marcus has a doomsday taco party, and Sandy doesn't feel like being Suze Orman during Second Date Update.

The big power outage is here! Marcus is his wife are ready for the end of days. Plus, Sandy fangirl'd out so hard at the Jonas Brothers last night that she fell asleep.

Marcus' daughter loves using her new catch phrase, "...you see what I did there?" ... but Marcus is upset she's using it wrong. Big power outage coming to the entire Bay Area, so we need to make sure everyone is prepared. Does saving money make you happy? Boring!

Sandy is back from surgery! She ate two bags of animal crackers, and got waited on by her parents all weekend. Plus, Marcus had a big boys night out that almost ended at 7 pm.

Sandy is out today, resting from her knee surgery yesterday. We get her on the phone to find out what happened with the doctor she yelled over the phone. We have video of her high af right after her surgery, and even have a photo of the gross alien they removed from her knee, but do we really want to see that?

He always does this! He has a drawer at his house just dedicated to all the gift cards Sandy has given him that he will never use. Also, my other ride is your mom? Someone actually has that on their license plate frame here at our office. Yikes.

I know we should be taking cold showers, but I JUST CAN'T. Do you have judgy neighbors...or maybe you are the judgy neighbor? Sandy gets an offensively awkward compliment, and Marcus makes an announcement about adding a fur baby to his family.

Marcus hated how friendly Missouri was.... he thrives on rudeness I guess. Sandy saw "celebs" in Vegas, and Jason wants to dress his one year old up as a homicidal maniac for Halloween. Too much?

Marcus gets told what he can and can not do on the radio by his daughter. Sandy relaxed and drank the weekend away in Vegas, while Marcus apparently wore the same underwear for 3 days straight in Kansas City.

Jason wants to be an uncivilized savage at home, but Marcus and Sandy have a word of warning. Sandy is headed to Vegas but she's not there to party. Plus, we all wish we had those kind of friends that are able to smuggle an entire bottle of wine into a concert.

We learned we are actually saving lives based on that "private bathroom" hack we shared yesterday. Plus, most people just need a room in their house to escape from their family, and our friend's effort is get a new job is being thwarted by some truly embarrassing social media posts.

Marcus has a new youth football hat even though his youth doesn't play football. We are loving this hack to create your own private bathroom at your office, but can't work up the nerve to do it ourselves. Plus, Marcus is gonna be big country in Kansas this coming weekend.

Is it weird to ask for a refund at the movies? Makes me uncomfortable, but Sandy's friend did it this past weekend. Meanwhile, Marcus really wanted to drink with his stylist, but he had to be a responsible adult while his wife was out of town. Plus, we check in on the ONE person that actually stormed Area 51 last week.

Marcus has made his decision on if he is going to skip out on his daughter, or skip out on opening night of his play. Plus, we are out here saving people from credit card fees, but it feels just this much icky. And Area 51 is going down today! Let's check in those 20 guys that actually showed up. Yikes.

Marcus's daughter is going on be going on so many bad a** field trips now that she's in school. We are honestly jealous of a five year old right now. Plus, everyone wants Marcus to ditch his family responsibilities and just be an actor, and Sandy has a hard time not being angry with her positive affirmations podcast while driving.

Marcus has always had his family Halloween costume bought for him, but this year he has to figure it out all on his own. He's already screwed it up and had to have Jason save him. Can you bring a 3 month old baby to a concert? We know a baby who has a full tour schedule already set up! Plus, our budding actor on the show is already failing.