Sandy has a new boyfriend! It's not actually going to work out though. Marcus is totally cool cause he shot himself in the eye with a Nerf gun and now he has to be hospitalized. Plus, Sandy had an amazing 20 year reunion and went in a bounce house! Also, Sandy can't get over this farting video and it's really weirding Marcus out.
What kind of music do you listen to while getting it on? Sandy can't do it... too much pressure to keep up with the music! Plus, Marcus is triggered again from his Facebook cooking group, Jason's computer has been infected in the most embarrassing way, and it's our first Furry Fridays!
It's shocking what constitutes a "dad bod" these days. I mean, Jason Momoa? Wow. Also, Marcus single handedly derailed someone's diet, people need to hire coaches to tell them to go outside with their kids, and an influencer is selling her bathwater to people like producer Jason.
Sandy has her high school reunion this weekend. She's pretty nervous, but we are quite sure everyone else is feeling the exact same way. Also, Sandy will be storming Area 51 this September because "they can't stop us all".
Marcus officially recaps his daughters first visit to Disneyland, and explains why she wanted to see Snoopy at Great America instead. Sandy is totally jealous of a hearse driver who used the HOV lane, and Marcus is proud to have spent a ton of money on his wedding, but it seems like he just wanted to show off all that top shelf liquor.
Back from vaca! Sandy went on a cruise, but was babysitting her parents the entire time. Marcus had a great time in Southern California, and wanted to celebrate by sneaking vodka into his 4th of July festivities. The vodka bottle exploded in his pants, and looked, well, gross. Plus, can you reuse dental floss? Yuck!
Sandy is ready for her cruise, but she can't hook up with anyone? OMG, boring! Jason witnessed a RUMBLE outside this morning, but was too scared to get involved. Plus, someone named their baby "Google", and ummm, good luck with that, kid!
Sandy is going on a cruise but worried she's going to have to babysit her parents the entire time. Marcus has been checking work email WAY too much while on vacation, and could you really get a good workout at home? I mean, we couldn't, but we are not fitness people, like, at all.
How do you deal with spiders? What if it's on the ceiling!? Ahhh! Plus, is it creepy if someone comments on a photo you posted years ago? It just happened to Sandy! Also, would you go on a date just for free food? There are surprisingly a lot of women who would.
Marcus is at Disney California Adventure today, but he doesn't know how to post a good IG story. Big Red is back in Castro Valley, vacation spots are not living up to their online photos, and Jason hates apps to fix your selfies, but he actually needs one really bad.
Marcus and his family are living their best life in Disneyland right now. Sandy gets a high from buying airline tickets, we discuss how much room we need for "marital bliss" (it's a lot), and we are actually kinda jealous of a guy Sandy knows who is all about his flip phone.
Marcus and Jason are celebrating the first day of summer in their tiny, tiny speedos this morning. Sandy is defending all the people who like to back in to a parking spot, and Marcus is struggling to contain his rage after his snot nosed teenage neighbor fired off bottle rockets at 12am this past week. Happy Friday!!
Marcus got his back waxed yesterday and he is really feelin himself! Some of our male listeners aren't loving his vibe though. Meanwhile, Sandy is dealing with a guy who can't help but brag about EVERYTHING. This isn't attractive buddy. Plus, Marcus' daughter touched his dirty undies and oh my god, just gross.
Marcus is getting nervous about taking his entire fam to Disneyland for the first time. The Disney pros come out in force to help with tips and tricks. Plus, ants on a plane! Ewww! ...and a bridesmaid does the unthinkable.
Would you wear a bracelet that shocked you every time you did something bad? Nope, nope nope! We are way too tired to go out after 8pm on weeknights, or any night really. Plus, we remember that time Marcus won his daughter a unicorn at the fair and he felt like basically the greatest dad of all time.
This is the Monday-iest Monday ever. Everyone ate like crap over the weekend, so that's feeling great. Sandy was drunk and locked out of her phone, Marcus was dealing with his first ever flower girl, and Father's Day was very, very...smelly.
Power goes out, people become friendly, then we revert to our baser instincts. Marcus and his best friend are still on the outs, or are they? Plus, is talking to someone in the bathroom acceptable? Also, Sandy is meeting her reality show hero this weekend.
Marcus is mad at what most people think should be in a "man cave"... he wants a foot spa and red wine! Plus, Sandy is over Marcus' excuses for not walking into the gym. Also, Dad bods might be acceptable, but that doesn't mean we like them, or our wives are excited about them.
We are trying our best today to not have a "sloppy bottom". Also, it's clear we are not evolved humans enough to be trusted with reusable cups from Starbucks. Plus, Marcus and Jason are planning a photoshoot that will either bless your feed, or scar you forever.
Marcus lied to us and told us it was going to be cold! WTH? Also, why can't we just buy something from a thrift store and become rich? Plus, TV is making us fat, but it feels so good to fall asleep on the couch... Marcus just can't bring himself to make it to the bedroom on Friday nights.