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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All with Mario Lopez, and yesterday I was talking about
how my mom is always there for some constructive criticism.
So I got her on the line right now, and
I want to put her on the spot and just
get it all out on the table and see the
issues she has with me being on TV in my appearance. So, Mom,
are you on the line? Mom? I mean, how are
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you doing? I'm doing well. I'm doing well. How are
you doing? I'm doing okay, I'm doing good. Okay good.
So Mom, I I'm gonna have to take a screenshot
of all the texts you send me when it's like,
oh me, who you look tired? Or why do you
look so swollen? Meho? And those pants are too tight?
So let's go over the list of stuff you don't like.
You don't like those little socks I wear. And by
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little socks you mean I mean the cut off ones,
not the traditional ones. I go up, correct correct hate them? Okay,
So like no show socks now. So she's not a fan.
Don't show those skinny ankles. So yeah, you're not a
fan of your son's ankles. She's not a fan of
my ankles. She thinks it doesn't look clad. Um, yes, okay,
got it. And then you also don't like my pants
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You say are a little tight, right, Well, they're a
little tight. I hate skinny jeans on you period. What
is it about? What is it about the skinny jeans
that that you don't they just they look they look
a little feminine. Okay, okay, put it nicely. Okay. You know,
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I like the way he dresses with just casual jens,
casuals slacks. But then he has these tight pants on
that turn around and tear his pants. Well, you know
he had I think he ripped his pants. One was
trying to get out of a car. There's a famous
photo that was a suit that was a little too snug.
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But mom, those are fitty jeans, not skinny skinny jeans.
There's a difference. Well, the fitted ones are a little
too tight and the skinny ones are way too tight,
just way too tight. Do you have any issue with
the overly tight city wears? They're not overly tight on
my shirts. Um, there's been a couple of times and
they're a little too type. But no, because he looks
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good at him. My mom wants me to look like
Eminem circa ninety eight. Well, a lot of this came
up because over the weekend he was at a UFC
fight and you had an issue with something else. Right, Well,
the main issue is my mom has been telling me
for like a couple of years now she does not
like my wig. She wants my hair. What's your issue
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with my hair? Mom? I think it's youthful and you
should be happy that at my age I have hair. Yes,
you're lucky because I had a lot of hair. Okay,
but I get it from you. It's only like three
inches too tall. Three it's too tall. I mean it's
too high. And you I told you who you look like? Mario?
My mom said, I look like Kim Jong un is
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you know. I saw a side by side and it Mom,
Now here's a deal. I like it a little voluminous
because I feel it's youthful and I'm getting older. My
mom wants me to rock my hair like Clark back
in the day. She likes this just flat older much
older men than you do that that old you're you're
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still young. You should wear a young you know here, Yeah,
you're making yourself look old. So you're saying his haircut.
The issue is that he's making himself look too old.
My mom says, my wig looks like our friend blankets
and that is not cool at all. Mom, Miket has
a wig likeway Twitter is the worst. He looks like
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he's sprayed a can of hairspray to make it even taller.
Every time I see him attire and see he's old,
You're not like, yes, so who's here, dude? Like mom,
like if you had a point, as somebody said, why
don't you wear your hair like that? Mean? Or who
to be? Oh? Mark Wahlberg, I love her back. It
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was just really short. Walper has got a haircut of
like an eight year old. No, no, no, it's so basic,
saying I don't like the shaved sides, you know, on
your but the front he's got like a little um,
a little wag right there or whatever you want to
call it. And it's very very masculine. You wouldn't look
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like a little boy. It makes him it doesn't make
him look old like that the old man hair. My
mom basically want to like Beaver right, you want back
in the day. Oh no no, no, it's not like that. Frasier.
You have to look at Mark's hair hairstyle from the
from the Fight and he looks. I mean, you can't
make him look like a little boys. Very ma. My
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mom's roasted me and bag it on me. And I
love Mark. He's such a good Catholic and a good
friend to Mario. He is, he's a good There before
we let you go, is there anything else you like
to criticize on your son? Well, um, let me see.
Let me see Miko from the top of the head
to the bottom. Let me see. It's the hair. Sometimes
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TUTTI puts a little too much makeup on him. Okay, okay,
then yeah TWT TWT. I have issues with Twoti right
now because but anyway, that and then the not too
much in the shirts with the pants. But I want him,
you know what, I want him to be a little
more g Q. Okay, he sometimes he looks homeless. WHOA Okay,
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homeless is a bit of a stretch. I'd say, well,
you know what, I have a kind of like um
like on the on the on the god he's having
a rough time right right, Yeah, he should be looking
good and sharp on TV, you know. Yeah. Okay, Mom,
I'm gonna try to step it up for you. Okay, Oh,
thank you. I love you and I'm gonna have a
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word with Tut for you. Yes, yes, okay, alright, I'll
talk later. Bye bye. Twitter On with Mario and hang
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