The Woody Show April 17th 2024 Podcast

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See is the dune to the graphicnature of this program? Listener discretion?
Is it lies? The Woody Showis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. By goodmorning everybody, Middle of the week.
Good news. Wednesday morning, Aprilthe seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Hello,
welcome, We are the Woody Show. I would be Woody, that
would be Ravy. There's Greg Goryh Menace, good morning to you.

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Good morning. We've got Sea Bass. There's Sammy Morning bored Caroline our current
employee of the month. Her nameis Morgan. She's our associate producer.
She is here. I see thatVaughn made it into work today, and
good morning Vaughn. He's our videoproducer. And of course you're hearing this,
so you made it. Thank youfor tuning in giving us some of
your time today. I appreciate itand want you to be a part of

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the show. Anytime you'd like tobe topic contest, whatever it might be.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, calling in is the best way
to do it. Eight seven sevenforty four Woody, Or you can hit
us up with eight text over totwo two nine eight seven caught up today
Woody Show Family Feud, as Rabycalls it the most difficult game we play.
For sure won numerous times. Wehave, damn yeah, we have.

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But it's not easy. Numerous Ithink it means too well. We've
won, We've won the prize.Yes, you want, you want acting
normal day. You've won two differentoh uh cocktail party us so three.
It doesn't happen every time. It'snot like like the DUIQ. If somebody
loses, that that's something special.Yeah, but people don't usually lose.

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That will be Yeah. Wood HeShow Family Feud. SeaBASS has found another
person just out there on the street. Instead of talking to one hundred different
people and asking them the family Feudstyle questions, the survey questions, we
see how well we do trying tomatch up with their answer special one,
average citizen, special citizen. Yeah, exactly. We got some Raccoon news
for Menace today, and Rave's gotthe latest in the world of nerds with

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Nerd Now, we'll have the pornobirthday that's coming up later on this hour,
some of the trending news headlines,and whatever other kind of trouble we
can get into here this morning onThe Woody Show, and you will be
a party to it. Uh.So a couple of things. Did you
know? People tell me a lotthey missed some of these like little fun
facts. Okay, Uh did youknow that mail carriers are attacked by dogs

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almost six thousand times a year?But I do not know that that was
just like one of those like stereotype, not stereotype, but like you know,
things you see in cartoons or it'slike from the movies in the fifties,
right, their enemy is the dog, like whose dog is outside to
attack the mailman? Like that ofthem? Yeah, six thousand a year.

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Damn. Also, there are alot of fitness programs out there that
will promise you abs within thirty days, but did you know that's not even
possible unless you're already close to havingthem, they say. In reality,
it could take a year or twojust to burn the excess fat to be
able to see your ab muscle latertwo, three or four. Well,

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yeah, and abs. Getting ABSis not doing crunches, It is having
a certain body fat percentage. Yeah. I was talking to Tony Horton,
you know, fitness guru Tony Horton, and because he he was on with
Toss you know from Tosh point zeroDaniel Tosh on his podcast and uh,
Tosh like, dude, you're ripped, and he'said, how how long would

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it take for me to get that? And he actually said, he goes,
you could probably do it like sixto nine months. Well because Tasha
is Yeah, because Tasha is alreadysuper skinny. So that goes like what
SeaBASS is saying, you get downlike a certain body fat, Like it's
like like twelve thirteen percent they startedto show up. See, that's what
they call impossible when they comes toyeah, because look, even if I
lost all the fat, I'd stillhave the skin, I'm sure, right,

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yeah, I mean but that's better. I mean that's you know,
a loose skin is better than bodyweight. But even if you don't see
it, you're getting abs. Imean you're working on your course, right
course, yeah, of course youhave. Like like if I have abs
in there somewhere, everybody has asthough. Very Yeah. Study found that
three percent of people say they havechecked their work email in a swimming pool

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while on vacation. Yeah, gilterin a pool, No, I've done
that. Yeah, I don't eventake my phone to the pool. Yeah,
Well, because I have my phonein that waterproof case. I'll be
out there in the ocean. You'relooking at work email. I check all
of them. I like, becauseyou go through that. You know how
everybody kind of has like a youhave like a like a habit, maybe
like a routine. Yeah, soit's like work personal. I get the

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show email, so like I'll checkthat and then I go uh on vacation
that I go Instagram, Twitter,check the stocks, check news, like
I have this. I don't lookat any of that stuff on vacation.
So that's the that's the cycles,the routine. You're checking stocks in general,
are your personal Well, No,I have a couple that I just

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keep track of just you know,basically on my phone for funies. Yeah.
I think that's sad, not toosad. I think it's kind of
not taking calls and stuff like that. I'm just kind of the only thing
you're doing. And if it wascertain people, you would probably take their
calls. I would reply to themon the on the email. But it

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takes two day. I'm busy checkingmy email. The top three most hated
foods in America are tofu, liver, and anchovies, yuck, yuck,
and yuck. Okay, I loveit, saying liver on the list,
liver worst rules, livers, anchoviesbeyond rule beyond Yeah, they do nickel

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by nickel, back of food,extra salty fish. I forgot the last
time because we brought those like superhigh end anchovies and what he even taste
pretty bitch as usual. Oh there'sno I used to eat them when I
was a little kid. And thenhe doesn't want to try them ever again
because why why do you visit it? Why? Why don't need thematt No,

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I don't need to have anchos anchoviesin my life because Brita they're bad.
They're not and tofu, what's thepoint of tofu? They always got
whatever? You have a surprise that'snot number one, but it's it's not
that it's it's on the list becauseit's on everything. It's so bland bad.
Only one in five people going towork today have a business card.

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That used to be the big thing. Man. It's like, oh I
got my own business card now It'slike, you're right, when's the last
time some even hand you a businesscard? Like sometimes I am like,
if you have like a service,you know, like a plumber, Yeah,
you know, someone like that it'sbeen quite a few years, but
somebody asked for one last week.Oh really, Yeah? Fifty six percent
of people would rather be late forwork and get yelled at by their boss

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and do without their morning coffee.No, and yelled at and Greg,
Sam's Club is the leading American retailerof wine, leading how though I guess
they sell the most. I can't. That's got to be Walmart though,
That's there's no way, it's Idon't know Man's way well because like number

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one, right, that's that's usuallya category based on how many Walmart's.
They're leading American retailer. But isn'tSam's Club's owned by Walmart? Right?
Right? But that's that's specifically Sam'sClub. But I'm thinking maybe because they
sell I mean you got to buyit by what maybe they buy by the
case. Hows that work at likea Costco or Sam's Club? Can you
You can't. I'm a Sam's Clubplus remember you my black card? Hello?

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Thank you? And a Costco member. Greg, you would think I'm
Oprah. I know. Sometimes youcan't decide on which food court you want
to go to. We gotta followup from all the tax stuff. This
is a whole thing about like,is it deductible? All right? So,
all right, so these are allthings that people try to deduct The

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question is is it something that's actuallydeductible. What about a loan that you
made to a deadbeat friend? No, can you write it off? The
answer is surprisingly yes, you canwrite that off if there's no hope of
recovering it. You can. Youcan this friend, his name is John

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Doe. Uh. You buy arace horse and you bring clients to the
races to see your horse race.Is the cost of that racehorse deductible?
Let's go with yeah, business expense? Yes? Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna say not because you broughtclients, but for a different reason.
No, not deductible. Right,beers that you drink because you run a

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beer tasting Instagram account? Is thatdeductible all of it? Yes? Yes,
I've heard this come up. Youhave, but you have to show
that it's a real business. Youcan't abby. Are you making money off
of this? Right? Yes,you can deduct it a facelift to make
you look more attractive to potential clientsfor your real estate business. No,

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he deduct that? I would sayno. The answer is no, Only
procedures that are deemed necessary to yourhealth are deductible, which is also why
weight loss surgery is deductible. Noise, what about pregnancy tests? Buying pregnancy
tests? Are those deductible? Yes, they are deductible. You're allergic to

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your carpet, so you haven't removed? Is that a deductible expense for a
home office? Again, these areall things that people have tried to deduct
Let's say no to that. Yes, no, no, that's your problem.
And here one last one for Greg. A ghostbuster comes to your house
to cleanse it of ghosts for mentalhealth reasons, right, I mean this

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might be the ones that's supposed tothrow you for a loop. I would
say, no, no, areyou sure all right? Says yes menace,
Uh yeah, no No, Theanswer is no. Damn. It's
some common sense. People are ballsy, though, Yeah, Like I just
okay, look, let's just sayI thought my house was haunted. I

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believed in ghosts. I brought someyou know, weirdo in there to cleanse
it from ghosts. Would I eventry to deduct like the last thing you
want? I'm I think I'm morescared of an audit than I am.
But there's just the process of anaudit, the idea of an audit than
trying more than I am. Anyghost agree, that's because it's more real
to me, of course. Yeah, yeah, but people are like nope,

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and you always get the dumbest peoplewho are like, hey, did
you know that you can deduct nightYou can't know? Yeah, and the
did you know folks? You shouldreally look. You can deduct anything till
they catch you on, until youget on it, that's true. That's
true, right, eight seven,seven forty four? What he is the
phone number if you want to hitus up? You all see that on
the text over to two to nineeight seven more. Wednesday would have shows

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next, hang on, we'll beback probably maybe we'll consider the matter,
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It's Wednesday morning. It's April toseventeenth, twenty twenty four. Uh
you know the drill gangs here,Woody Braby great, oh boy, there's

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a minute. What is up everybody? Sea Basket morning to you. Oh
yeah, there's Sammy. Good morning. Phones were open eight seven seven forty
four, Wooding. You can hitus up with a text over to two
to nine eight seven. I'm gonnaplay what do you show? Family feud
this hour sweet chance for us towin a prize. Last time we won
was another cocktail party at the SeaBASSPlay which was lovely. The first annual

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was lovely. Yeah, I becauseyou won't find out the second time.
I know I'm gonna be out oftown. You could have changed that,
but oh yeah, okay, goodhappen. I was. I was there
for the last one. Other peoplewere out of town for the first one,
but I was there for the firstone. Yeah, so happened to
get a year later? No,I went to the right If I missed
two years in a row, you'dhave a point like menace has I have,

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and I'm very dintaippointed with that.I would love to out of well,
going to lovers and friends, whichis successible another music Exactly, you
can't reschedule that, dude. Yeah, yeah, you can't move that around.
Like what would you just say?Another music festival? Yeah, there
are so many. I don't knowhow people have the money for all the
music festivals. Like, how didall the music festivals have so many people

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there? I don't want to hearabout student debts. Everybody complains about money,
but yes, thousands of people there, and there's a billion of them.
Merch. Some bad news. RedLobster might be filing for Chapter eleven
bankruptcy. That's news, well,good news for the shrimp of the world,
not necessarily because according to the reportfrom Bloomberg, they're dealing with a

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ton of debt from expensive leases,rising labor costs, non stop shrimps.
But it won't be lights out forthem. They would be able to continue
operating while they work on cutting theirdebt. But a final decision has not
been made, so people don't reallyhave a good understanding about what exactly,
you know, Chapter eleven or bankruptcyin general is a lot of times is
just a restructuring audit. And thenyou come out of close the doors.

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Yeah exactly, people like, ohno, rest in peace. No,
I mean you can get him atthe store of the box. Now here's
the thing. Last time I went, I was all excited to go to
Red Lobster, but the location thatI went to was quite filthy, and
I actually left. I sat down. I was like, oh, too
dirty for menace. This place isso dirty, really, that is saying

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some yeah, and I walked out. You've seen menace power through a lot
of food. Yeah, yeah,I mean he goes to Bubba Gump.
Too dirty for minute. Yeah,it was just like, come on,
get it's visibly dirty. Yeah,Like you could clean this up. Yeah
you could, yeah, but theydidn't. A high school teacher Nebraska was
the rest of this week after policefound her naked in a car with a

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teenage student after a car crash.She's forty five, he's seventeen. So
I say, I'm bason. Thatnot guilty, that's what you say.
Yeah, but have you seen herphoto yet? I've not seen the photo.
But he's seventeen. He might beseventeen and a half. He's just
he's not eighteen. Well that's thepoint, you know, it's weird,
Like, uh, my wife ormy wife and I were jamming out to

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some old school like uh like eightieshair metal and you know, there were
a lot of pop songs and hairmetal songs or whatever the eighties, and
was always like she was underage andback stage like I was like, who
about, she's only seventy seven.It wasn't just the songs that was actually

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happening. No, I know,I know, and like a musician,
it seemed like nobody batter than I. I'm just saying, I'm I'm going
back to when I was a seventeenyear old boy. I'm psyched about this.
I don't see the crime. Idon't think he does either. But
she was naked and they were doingstuff while driving, so no, they
weren't doing while other drive. Whathappened was, uh, the cops got

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there, they found the two ofthem in the backseat of a super sweet
gray Honda Pilot. Because nothing sayssexy like a Honda Pilot. The kid
jumps into the driver's seat, speedsoff, and then into a yard two
blocks away. Okay, so you'reeither doing it or I had already done
it. Well, yeah, theywere in the car doing it, and
then the cops rolled up and soin a yeah, in an attempt to

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you know, could have just stayedthere and said that you were changing.
Well he was. He was capturedwearing only boxers, a T shirt and
socks. He was changing, allright. So for you to judge whatdye,
Yeah, I got to. Igot two options. I've got her
mug shot, which is not goingto be flattering of course shot okay,
and then her only fans getting she'sblonde. Dude, if I'm seventeen,

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I'm in I mean a little bither license photo, which is obviously made
up, not that he's old.And the point is here, like,
uh, it's like a guilty notguilty thing, like if if you're a
seventeen year old boy, but inorder to get you to do these things

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with this person, they had toapply you with drugs and her alcohol automatically
guilty because a seventeen year old needsno he needs no encouragement. I mean,
the movie American Pie not far off, like, dude's so curious they're
going to bang a pie? Well, what if he wasn't plied with alcohol,
but promised alcohol, you know,because kids want that. Yeah,

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when I was six, we werestealing beer off trust. So if your
suser said, hey, I'll getyou a case of beer. Yeah,
but well, yeah, I don'tthink it'll be a butt because I don't
think there's really not a lot ofconvincing that needs to be done. But
she if you're saying he has tobe plied, no, no, I'm
saying that's the that's the situation whereshe would be automatically guilty. Otherwise,

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this is a very willing participant.That's why I'm doing a follow up question.
What if she didn't have to planbut he didn't really want to do
it, but he did want thebeer, and she said, I'll give
you a case of beer. Butthat's a situation where that he put himself
in that situation shed force him.She simply gave him an offer. That

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scenario never happened. I mean thatkid is negotiator, right right, Yeah,
all right, fine, I guessI'll have sex with you, like
the beer, but I'm gonna needthat beer beer for this party that I'm
having. Yeah, hot teacher,I'll get it. To you, but
to bang me, Ye van Halen'shot. The teacher another one and again

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I'll points you to this now eightyears old, the Pete Davidson Ronder ROWSI
sketch on SNL where like the judgeis high five in him and she's the
hot teacher. He's under edu kidat the time. And then also this
kid becomes a legend in his schooldistrict. But you ran from the cops,
dude, crash the car. Makeit with a teacher. Ye in
your boxer. But she's forty five. She's a good forty five. They
don't care. No, she looksvery shardney all day, all day.

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She probably has a sign in herlaundry room it says laundering room. Definitely
puts ice in her. It's like, you know, teacher, uh you
know that they're that's part of likea fantasy for you know, the lot
of people. Yeah, all myteachers are so old. I know mine
were all over sixty five. Wehad two hot ones. It was zero.

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I think having younger teachers is newish. Yeah, that's that's that's
a newer thing for sure. Yeah, we didn't have any teachers in their
twenties. I had Miss Huber wasas hot as the name sounds. I
told you I had a teacher whereit was the coolest my aunt and my
dad had right, and by thetime she got to me, she was

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ninety super hot. But I toldyou that before I did have that one
teacher. Everyone's like, dude,she was in Playboy. She was in
Playboy. Even if she wasn't,she was definitely like Playboy, smoking hot,
smoking hot. Yeah. Well,it's like that South Park episode where
they go down the report that oneof the teachers is having sex with one

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of the students and they go,oh yeah, well they're all interest,
Oh yeah, we give them like, hey, while missus so and so,
you mean the blonde one, likeshe's uh, she's having sexual relations
with a student. Nice, nons. We need some common sense laws here.

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People know this is so weird onher end. Everyone's weird on her
on her end. But again,illow you there's no victim here. I
am only talking about from a perspectiveof a person who used to be a
seventeen year old boy. I'm tellingyou there is not a victim here.
And this was Nebraska. Just askthem, yes, she's an eight consent

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in Nebraska. Sixteen, but justno crime. Did you do the teacher?
I'm sure that's a crime. Alot of the power dynamics of a
teacher student, a lot of alot of states speak to get around the
age of consent thing have put somethinglike what Sammy's saying in the laws.
If it's a teacher. Oh,we it's called bargaining, Like, yeah,
I wanted to beer. I wanta beer and I want an age

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X. Yeah said I want yourwian. It's fair trade. She should
have quit her job. No paythe rent? Yeah, okay, right,
why do you want her to starve? I don't think it's Uh,
she's going to be fed very wellin prison. She's not going to prison.
She's not going to prison. We'llsee. We'll see nobody goes to

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going to prison. If I'm onthat jury. If I'm on that jury,
hell yeah, potentially she'll be ona list. Well, yeah,
has to be a predator. Don'tlends on how it goes. Because of
age of consent is sixteen, soshe hasn't broken seventeen. And he even
goes, look, I was afull participant in all this, you know.
Uh, And he drove and hecomes to her defense or whatever.

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Okay, but you're assuming that,I'm assuming he's going to say she prayed
on me. Oh there's no way, because then that guy, that kid
loses all credit like Seabath. Yeah, it's still imprinting though at a certain
age where he's too young to understandpower dyna mixed or why, maybe he
would have done something like that withthe teacher, whereas she is old enough
to know better. Hell, hell, it's what right now, I'm forty

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seven, he's older than the teacher. Yeah, he's telling you it's not
a crime. It's not. I'ma lawyer, but lawyer technically no females
on the jury. Technically, Yeah, technically it's a crime. Yeah,
I do understand that. Okay.Yeah, So because she is a school
employee, that's why it's a crime. I'm seeing exactly the charge here.
Okay, so abuse by a schoolemployee. Let's just say it was some

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chicken work at the grocery store andshe's having this maybe yeah, like I
could hook up with them, fine, no problem, right, Like there's
thing that's how weird it would beif I came in here was like,
oh yeah, I don't know,I'm kind of hooking up with this one
kid. He's seventeen. You guyswould be like, okay, cool,
weird on him. No, that'swhat I'm saying. I'm not talking about
her. I'm talking about him.He's okay, But we should talk about

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both. We can two things canbe true and we are discounting it.
Look, I'm sure that kids highfive and everybody eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. Yeah, he's gonna tellhig so a lot of victims do.
They're psyched and high fiving everybody,like he's high fiving all his friends,
all of her friends are like,I'm dropping her out on my phone

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eight seven seven forty four. WoodHe hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eighty seven.We got what does show? Family feud
coming up next? Any anything youwant to tell us about the person that
we're gonna hear from. Yeah,he's a chef. He's a chef where
food like the cooking meth or youcan every day Wow, exactly her every

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day Joe's Yeah, we bought himon the way to work, exactly.
That's right. Yeah, so we'llplay out Woody Show Family Feud. That's
next to the Woody Show. Hangup the Woody show a lot of reaction
to what we're talking about. Rightfor the break The story out of Nebraska
high school teacher. She's forty five. She gets arrested. Please found her

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naked in a are with one ofthe students, seventeen years old. Cops
got there, they found the twoof the backseat of the Honda pilot.
Kid jumps into the driver's seat,speeds off, crashes into a yard a
couple of blocks away. He's capturedonly wearing boxers, a T shirt and
socks. Reminded us of the ofthe South Park episode. Excuse me,

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my name is Brad, and Ineed to report a crime anonymously. Oh
what's the crime? Well, Iattend south Park Elementary and one of the
teachers is having sex with the student. You did the right thing telling the
police, Brad. Now, whois the teacher? What's his name?
Well, it isn't a guy teacher, it's a woman. A woman.

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Yeah, she's having sex with aboy. Oh but she's ugly, right,
Well, no, not really.It's the kindergarten teacher. Yeah,
some young boys having sex with missStevenson. Yes, nice, what you
know you don't understand it? Yousure they've had sex. Yeah, has
she performed oral sex on him?I think so? Nice? Nice?

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What's the crime? The crime isshe isn't doing it with me. Hey,
he's totally underage. She's taking advantageof him. You're right, We're
sorry. This is serious. Weneed to track this student down and give
him his luckiest boy in American metalright away, laughing. I've always enjoyed

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this. Somebody said, the realvictim here is the teacher's husband. Oh
for sure. Yeah? Yeah,Like dude, you gotta like go now
everybody knows that your wife was notonly cheating on you, but cheating on
you with one of the students atthe school. Yeah, you can't handle
business at home? Yeah? Allright, Well it's time for the Woodie

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Show family feud. Everybody, allright, mass plays away. That's gonna
work. Well, it's a matchgame, just like the regular family feud,
except instead of pulling one hundred peopleto get the answer, we're just
gonna stick with one person. Mucheasier and simpler that way, one very
special, lucky individual that met upwith on the street. I've got a
question for each of you here inthis room, A five in total,

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and if you match let's just saytwo out of five. Oh, you
guys win a special prize for mepersonally. Wow. Okay, and what
is the what is the prize?Well, for all the folks who are
going to the Sea Bass second annualcocktail party. And by the way,
for all the people in this roomwho I know, one person especially who
every month or every week he said, Oh, man, I love Bill

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Berry does what he wants. Hedoes does to close a Bill Burr show.
We're going to the cocktail party anda show afterwards. So then if
you win this round, you getthe special after dark cocktail party. After
party, you are a bitch,and I have some numb music festival you

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want to go to that no onecares about. Then you are that sold
out instantly no one cares about.All right, if he did, he
had parties like that the after party. Is that what you're implying? Really
good comparison? Yes, that's whatI said. So you missed the first
one. First one was very classic? Yeah, no, I heard also
for no reason? Yeah, allright, So who's the person that we're

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trying to get in their mind?Young man named Christopher. Here's more on
him. I am a chef,your specialty danitial would that be? I
really don't have one. Oh wellfor me, it would be steak,
steak, bacon and eggs for breakfast. So yeah, yeah, it sounds
like he is killing the chef game, right. Probably works at one of

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the Gordon Ramsey restaurant. Absolutely,yeah, michellon Star you Bobby Flays something
other? Yeah, exactly, goto Iron Chef, right, yeah,
brilliant. So this is Christopher.We're gonna try to That's see, this
is where we messed up. Thefirst couple of times you played this game.
We were answering, like you know, like most people would, but
these guys they always kind of throwyou for a I think like a chef

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in the mindset of a chef.Y start with all right, so Raby
is first up here on the WoodyShow Family Feud. Name someone you would
not want to go on a datewith? Okay, so who would he
not want to go on a datewith? Uh? I have the laundry
list of people I wouldn't want togo This is a little tough because it

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could be a general category of personor like a sister or a specific could
say on a date with his mom, criminal, somebody that smells murderer.
Murderers. Good, that's the sister. Yeah, what if we suld said

(28:44):
family member? Are we allowed tosay family member? Is that? We'll
see? Okay that you know what, I'll be again as the host of
the party. I'm being very generousor somebody really old? His answer there
just reinforces that it's probably not theanswer. Somebody not his grandma or his
mom or somebody famous. Yeah there'ssome famous gross chick. What's her face?

(29:10):
Yeah, it's just tough. Ijust still go with like sisters,
all right, I will say hissister, all right, answer, all
right, good answer, sister.Let's find out question number one here?
Name someone you would not want togo on a date with my cousin?
Why not? Been there, donethat, tried it failed? What?

(29:36):
Oh wow, we only went withfamily member. You're dancing all around it.
There, let's learn, you knowwhat? Like you guys, I
have questions? All right? Now? Do people give you crap? Oh
you can't date your cousin? No? Not really, it's more of in

(29:56):
my opinion, it's more on howyou look at that. Most religions allow
it, some don't. Some thinkit's against Christ. But I mean ages
is the number, and a person'sjust another person that you fall in love
with. You can't help who youfall in love with. Wow, age
is just a number. Genetics arejust a number, right. I do

(30:18):
find that when people start throwing outage is just a number. They're definitely
insecure about whatever. Yeah age theyare, yeah, right on either end
of the of the equation there,Yeah, yeah, greg love. Nobody
ever says that when they're totally comfortableand you know, uh, confident in
what they're doing, well, nomatter it's your cousin. Yeah, yeah,

(30:38):
I tried it. Six one.I wants to know do you think
Chris really knows there's a difference betweenbeing a chef and a cook, right,
And that's the problem is there's nolike degree in cheffery. I know,
you can go to culinary school,but anybody can call themselves chef.
No one has ever said yes chefto him in his life. There,
you would show family few going tothe one and only Sammy all right,

(31:00):
Sammy name an occupation that begins withthe letter J. Journalist okay, might
be above his pay grade? Yeahhe thinks though, Yeah, janitor yeah,
uh, jockey, jeweler, radyroprofessional not an actual job. Janitor,

(31:26):
I think Janeitor. Probably that's gotto be one of the first ones
that comes to mind. Jockey,jockey, Judge, that's a good judge,
is a good one. I betChristopher's gone before a judge, right,
yeah, maybe j Lore. Whatdo you think, Sammy? I

(31:48):
think judge judge. Okay, herego, what do you show family feud?
Name an occupation that begins with theletter J General surgeon surg. You
recently, but you remember the lasttime decided to push me off a jungle

(32:09):
gym and I landed on sand thatactually was hiding a tree. Stop A
general surgeon for that's right there,dancing all around it. Menace like a
brother from another mother. Head injuries, loves food, spelling loves food.
Let's go to Menace for the nextquestion. All right, man, it's

(32:30):
what you show family feud. Ifan alien landed and wanted you to give
them a tour, where it wouldbe the first place you took him strip
club, nice a bar, soliterally the first alien contact. Okay,
Chris is the guy. Chris isthe dude. Chris is the guy the
alien meets. He's going to takethe alien out somewhe I think I was

(32:53):
saying. I mean, I wantto say strip club, but a bar
might be up this him. Youjust wants to party, floring a little
bit. Yeah that sounds yeah,show them around, yeah, bar,
I think you must be thirsty afterall your travels. Let's go belly up
to the bar. Definitely. Yeahthat sounds good. Yeah, bar?

(33:19):
Alright, where would you where'd youtake this alien? If an alien landed
and wanted you to give them atour, where would you take them?
First? Oh, to explore thecasinos. Alien, Let's go check out
some gambling, right, they getto see a lot of people must take
aliens as little gray or green monsters. That's not all his case. The

(33:40):
parson is standing right next to youmight be an alien who knows reptilian.
Not you though, right, wellof course not. Yeah, right to
the casino. Man, we're terribleat this today. Man, you got
you can? You can rally here? Yeah? All right? What do
you show? Family feud? Greggray goryan name a place where people tend

(34:00):
to lose their keys. A placewhere people tend to lose their keys.
Club. My first instinct was thebeach, but I don't know if like
Christopher's going off to the beach allthe time, Like leaving in a well,
that'd be fun. It's like inan uber uh place where you lose

(34:20):
your key in the house. Inthe house, Yeah, they're just pants.
Like you take your pants off,your keys are still in its keys
in my pants. It's a specificlocation, like where you lost them.
Oh, I left them here.You guys have the you have the right
type of locations you're thinking? SoI like, I like bar club.
Yeah, I would say, whatdo you Yeah, either in a ride

(34:47):
or in the house, ehole oras is always there for you. I
kind of want to repeat bar,what do you think you? Yeah,
I'm I'm not confident I'm going withbar back to the bar. All right,
let's find out if we get ourfirst point of the round here in

(35:07):
the wood Show family feud, namea place where people tend to lose their
keys pocket? Oh, lose themin your pockets? Yeah, lose them
in my pockets. Wouldn't you checkyour pockets? Yes, but sometimes your
pockets are so deep you might overlookthem. Yeah yeah, connection yeah,
right, all right, you getI am a creature of habit like most

(35:31):
people, right, Like I alwayslike if I grab my phone, I'll
put it in my back right pocket. If I'm looking for my phone,
that's where I always checked first.Then I checked the two sides. You
know, I never do the leftbutt cheek pocket, and I can't tell
you how many times that's where it'sbeen. For whatever reason, I had
something else in the other hand andmomentary, yeah, I just needed to,

(35:51):
you know, get this out ofmy hand. So I put the
other pocket and I couldn't find itlooking everywhere. It's in my back pocket.
Wow, stupid ye. All right, well we're not going to win
this round, but we do haveone more. It's just for funds.
Say face here, let's go withwhat all right? They have a food
that is commonly deep fried French frieschicken. That's two foods. I'm trying

(36:16):
to get the rooms up. Yeahyou might think about that onion rings.
No one coats fish, chicken inFrench fries. Oh yeah, let's do
it like fair food deep fried chefs. I would say corn dogs, crabs,

(36:37):
yeah yeah, tempura, yeah,chicken. That's about the me I
saw the corn dog and says,chicks only want your wiener if you got
dough, what are you killing?It with these like how many signs did
you go read lately? Huh?They have signs like that, like a

(37:00):
beach, Yeah, yep, yeahyou had. I got that on Instagram.
Uh see chicken. Yeah, he'sa chef. That's the most common
thing. I would figured that wouldjust be the first thing that comes to
mind. So we're ding the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What

(37:20):
do you show family food? Nameof food that is commonly deep fried chicken?
Deep fried chicken recipe maybe, orlike an ingreed you could put in
to make it extra special. It'dbe cinnamon. The cinnamon definitely brings out
the flavor of the chicken. I'mnever going to wear no, that sounds
terrible. Cinnamon chicken. I meanif you go to the a little bit

(37:43):
of cinnamon and he's actually not wrong. I've seen chefs do some cinnamon in
there. Bridge. Yeah, itwould go well with the hot honey gray.
Yeah. I mean if you goto the world famous Roscoes chicken and
waffles, there's a lot of cimoncinnamons. That's how you play the what
do you show family feud? Everybodyhere, that's only one point. No

(38:04):
prize for us this time. Namean occupation that begins with the letter J
General surgeon. Hopefully you haven't hadsurgery recently. But do you remember the
last time, Uh, someone thatI thought was my friend decided to push
me off a jungle gym and Ilanded on saying that actually was hiding a
tree star Wood he sitting in thenineties chicken nuggets somewhere in the studio.

(38:25):
Can manace to find it before that? Never mind, he found it?
The Woody Show will be right back. So we have, you know,
a lot of cool stuff that we'rethat we're working on, and I'm already
talking to DJ Tim Martinez about ourour next kind of big event. There's
actually a couple of different things we'rewe're talking about doing. But one is,

(38:46):
uh is bringing back the piece ofIsh car giveaway. Oh really fun?
Yeah good? Remember we did thatyears ago? Yeah, I think
year two. Yeah. So,but like we're thinking about like taking it
to the next level, next levelingthe pos car giveaway. All right,

(39:07):
it was a five hundred dollars carand it just had to pass California inspection
and we gave it away because allthe other stations are given me all this
big stuff. This is way beforewe had any kind of like budgets to
do our own stuff like wheel ofGas cards or whatever are And so we
smoked everybody in that month that wedid that pos car giveaway, and it
was so popular we get asked aboutit a lot, like, Hey,

(39:30):
you guys ever going to do intheir POS car giveaway. So we're working
on that and like I said,taking it to the next level. Wow.
So hopefully i'll have some on somedetails on that as we celebrate our
tenth year. You're at all ninetyeight to seven holy crap to facility show.
You know, it's got to bemission impossible, and we're not going

(39:51):
to get really into it. Buttwo days down now in the jury selection
for Trump's trial, those charges relatedto that hush money payment to that porn
whrror stormy Day. Yeah, okay, so imagine trying to find impartial jurors,
right, they admitted that, Yeah, they have seven. Yesterday they
hit I heard they had six swornin. They need twelve plus alternates,

(40:15):
right, they need five more andsix alternate Yeah, so six? I
know, I thought it was two. An how do you find impartial people
for one of the most polarizing peopleon the planet. You're going to find
liars. I'd lie, you would, Yeah, it'd be fascinated on that
jury. I would try to Yeah, myself seem like I don't know,

(40:40):
like right now, like I don'tYeah, how would you spin it?
Because you would just have to I'mnot watching the news. Yeah, Yeah,
that's how you'd have to do it. You'd have to come off as
really kind of ignorant to every reallywatch anything. Do you think are they
able to check like social media ofjurors to see if they're lying, like
if you're posting, you know aboutthat they're all about politics. Yeah,

(41:01):
good question. Yeah, that's agreat question because they started with five hundred
potential jurors and there were you know, a ton of people right off the
bat. Is that they weren't ableto be impartial, so right, Yeah,
And that in itself surprised me becauseI figured people this would be the
trial that they wouldn't mind doing that. They would lie and say, yeah,
that can be impartful. This cango both ways. You can get

(41:21):
to and I'm not sure how thisis. So the jury has to be
unanimous. Yeah, in in thiscase, I think it's a criminal case.
I don't think so no criminal case. Yes, No, I don't
know. We're not lawyers. Iwas on one jury. It was a
civil trial and it had to betended to Yeah, okay, because trial,
I don't know, Because you canget people who lie their way on

(41:43):
just to burn them, no matterwhat. And you also get people who
lie their way on just to protectthem. Exactly right. But the judge
also still hasn't said if he willapprove Trump's request to miss court to attend
his son's high school graduation, whichapparently he's not right. Yeah, no,
he has to be in court.Well, no, they haven't ruled

(42:06):
on that yet. No, thejudge already did deny the request to be
in DC next week for a SupremeCourt argument that relates to the January sixth
something, and it says this isa criminal, not a civil trial.
But the high school graduation has notbeen ruled on yet. But I would
think that the judge. I mean, no matter how much you hate somebody
or whatever, it's it's your son'shigh school graduation. That's a legit thing.

(42:30):
I think, just as a human, you gotta let you gotta let
somebody do that. Yeah, ifhe's not proven guilty already yeah, if
it's just like that, you know. Well they said once the jury's picked,
it still could take six or sevenweeks. Well, yeah, it's
gonna take a while, so givethe guy a day for you know,
I don't care who it is orhow much you hate, Like, that's

(42:51):
not fair to the kid. I'drather go to court than a high school
graduation. Me too, But youknow there's usually but not my sons.
But if it's your own kid,like I like, I'm not missing my
son's about to uh do that wholeI forget what they call promotion ceremony now
they call it from front break becausehe's going in the high school, right,

(43:15):
so it's a cap and gown thing. By the way, we had
eighth grade graduation, right because you'regoing into high school, right, Like,
there's no chance I'm missing that way, you know, So I understand
that to put aside, however youfeel about whoever it is the person I
hate the most of this planet,I wouldn't if I had the choice,
I wouldn't deny them being able togo there, and not for them,
just for the kid. I'm sureit means a lot to the kid for

(43:37):
you know, parents to be therereal quick, man, you had snacks
graduation, then you everybody leaves andgoes to a party. Yeah that's the
thing, okay, but not aftergraduation, at the actual graduation. No,
you're misremembering, not buying it.Yeah, but that wasn't like the

(43:58):
whole school or whatever. Your parents. Maybe you had a snack before.
You're thinking of that snickers you had. I'm just not yourself, that's right.
The Woody Show pretty pretty good.I got to talk, I gotta
tell what I Then it's all ampedup. Yeah, because of the raccoon

(44:20):
news that we've got coming up foryou this hour and all it here on
the wood Show. It's another newhour of insensitivity training, free, politically
correct World. Some other animal stuff. Did you guys see that? Uh?
That story? The family in Oklahomagot their nine year old son and
octopus for his birthday. I didan octopus? Like who like you can
buy those? Uh? Yeah?Yes, they said he's been obsessed with

(44:44):
him since he was three. Ithought it was interesting because I thought they
don't live that long. I thinkthey lived for like two years. Yeah,
very short lifespan. Really apparently thisoctopus laid fifty eight Yeah, yeah,
so got it. Yeah, whenit arrived, they said it was
bigger than what they were expecting,and because the bitch was pregnant, fifty
octopus babies and so now it's abig problem. Fifty occupy occupus babies and

(45:12):
search show YouTube page. Yeah,occupus, occupus. And then uh,
just numerous water tanks that took overhalf of the bathroom, and then thousands
of dollars on food supplies. Therewere some water damage that happened. Apparently
they're big escape artists, right,Oh yeah, sure, get through anything.
The dad told USA Today quote,do not get a pet octopus unless

(45:35):
you're ready to lose sleep and yourkids college funds simultaneously. Yeah, because
they said, we don't take rehomingthese things lightly. But who oh,
I think that's a good idea.Anyway, what are you gonna do with
that thing? Let me keep itin a well, what do you do
with any fish aquarium? I know, but that's different, like how big
I'm picturing like these giants grown octopus. Yeah, yeah, they guess that

(45:57):
there are different sizes. The onesthat take out big tall ships the oceans.
Yeah, I've seen it. Butthey can like squeeze into like tiny
little spaces right even after they're fullgrown. Yeah. I saw a video
online of one that was on thedeck of his boat and they have one
of those drain ports on the floorthat go back out to you know,

(46:17):
any kind of water that comes insidethe boat the drain back out to the
outside. This thing was I don'tknow, it looked like three inches maybe
total two inches and this giant thing. You're like, there's no way it's
getting in there. It's like almostgood luck somehow like shape shifted so arazy
whoop slipped right back into the ocean. It was cool. They're really smart.

(46:37):
Yeah. See that documentary My OctopusTeacher. No, it was so
hyped up and I thought, Okay, I'm finally gonna watch it. It
can't be that great. Oh mygod, it is that great Occipus,
My ocupus teacher, Push Occupus.What's the what's the twist grade? How's
it? How's it great? It'sgreat because it's so emotional. Some dude

(46:59):
just goes diving every day and thenhe meets quote unquote this octopus and follows
it for its whole life, andthey befriend each other and it teaches him
about patients and personal Oh my God, it got attacked by a shark at
one point. It was so sad. I'm amazed that species that only live
because even the big occupuses that eachboats, like like you're saying five years,

(47:22):
maybe they've been around for millions andmillions of years. So like you
skip a couple of years of banging, it's a watch. But how do
you grow that big in that amountof eating chips within that amount of time.
The giant octopus most occupies occupieces likecrabs, and the giant octopus actually

(47:45):
love eating clams. Yea, theyaside, we don't even know if that's
real, but the giant squid isreal. They have caught giant squid.
A record number of cicadas, aswe've heard, will be emerging from the
ground any day now, two differentbroods, right routes. And did you
know that you can eat those suckers? We do. According to the people

(48:07):
who have tried them to. Cadaskind of tastes like shrimp or lobsters.
So as they're popping up out ofthe ground and getting into your trees and
everything else, Yeah, just goahead and do that, as someone who's
eating one. Yeah eighteen, Well, ours ours were chocolate cover chocolate.
They were disgusting. Did you guysknow that some turkeys can spawn, uh,
spontan spontaneously, man, I cannotspeak today, spontaneously impregnate themselves sweet

(48:34):
through a process. Yeah, it'slike a form of asexual reproduction where the
embryos can grow without fertilization. Isay it's rare among birds, but also
possible for plants, bugs, andsome fish. Going back to this,
spontaneously impregnate themselves real quick. Didyou see that video that's starting to circulate

(48:54):
of you know, we've been hearingabout cities getting taken over by grasshoppers.
Yeah, there's this new video.This lady she can't even walk outside her
house. The whole front house iscovered in grass office. Yeah, when
my mom and stepdad got married,it was a cicada year and the steps
of the church, they had tolike bring the brooms out and gone step

(49:15):
so like this is they did thatbefore everybody arrived. By the time the
ceremony was over and everybody's walking backout to like wait from the walk out
of the church, right, theyhad to do it again. They had
to sweep and you could throw cicadashells out. They had to like resweep.
Yeah, that was the most othe place, so loud. The
most fun part of having cicadas wasafter they mold off the shells and they
drop back to the ground, thelittle shells stick to the tree bark,

(49:37):
Greg, So it's these little brownskins and you could take him and like
put them in people's hairs. Yeah. That reminds me of another quote that
I heard that I thought was reallygood. Oh yeah, you know,
I love good quotes. Yeah,quotes. All right, So when it
comes to something, you never wantto refriend somebody. Once you've had a
falling out with a friend or somebody, anybody, like, you don't want
to re engage. And this quotespeaks to that. A snake only sheds

(50:01):
its skin to become a bigger snake. It's like, oh, but they've
but they've changed, they're different now. Well, yeah, a snake only
sheds its skin to become a biggersnake. I thought that was good on
the inside, right, Like theyhaven't changed. Yeah, now they're just
a bigger snake. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Not as cool

(50:25):
as raccoon news or occupus occupuses occupuses, but we do have some raccoon news.
Next, as we move along hereon this Wednesday morning, it is

(50:45):
time for a segment that you know, men It's brought up in one of
our show brainstorming meetings, and weall kind of looked at each other,
like, what are you talking about? Nobody? It's so ridiculous and so
silly that we did it for TuesdayTakeover, I believe. Yeah, And
then and people really dug it.They did actually have been I don't know,

(51:07):
just like listening to a lot ofpodcasts and uh reading a lot about
uh dyslexia and like what that doesto your brain and things like that,
and they said that it haines yourawareness of noticing patterns, So I would
that's what I was noticing. Iwas noticing like a lot of ra random
raccoon news in the news. Sothat's why I came up with the idea.

(51:30):
Because they're so cute, right,Because they're so cute, and that
is well, baby ones are whattwo we have in this round of raccoon
newss Oh yeah, I like thatwe've wrtten together two of MENACE's favorite things

(51:50):
raccoons and TMZ. He loves AndI don't know why, Charles and I
don't know why this is on TMZbecause it is a story about a raccoon
at Hershey Park, Pennsylvania. TMZstands for thirty miles Zone around l A,
which is you know, the celebritynews everything. Well then change their
name, Yeah, change your name. So there's a video that was captured

(52:13):
of a little raccoon screwing around theline at the super Duper Looper Menace.
I believe these people on line arebeing a little bit hyperbolic at this little
raccoon. They're just screaming, listenhere, okay, it did take a

(52:47):
little girl sh well, because they'reman screaming. Everybody's screaming. I gonna
do is like, let's let theraccoon pass. It just wants to leave.
Its basically just wants to live.He just wants to let it ride
this. I guess maybe Fox fortythree was being a little hyperbolic because it
says this raccoon attacked at least twopeople. Yeah, yeah, they say,

(53:14):
yeah, it was just it wastrying to get out, and of
course people are stampeding and as youheard, yeah took a girl's shoe.
Who cares? All right, Well, there you go. Raccoon at Hershey,
park, let's go over to theThis is a bodycam video released from
the Indianapolis Metro Police Department where aman had a raccoon in his house and
instead of doing the smart thing,which is adopting it, letting it live

(53:35):
with you, listen to this guy. I get this again. This in
this video, this is bodycam fromthe cops. The raccoon is like it's
it's looking to leave. It's nottearing down the walls. It's not crawling
up someone's shirt and scratching its face. It's climbing up and around like the
fridge, just trying to get out. That's all it's doing. Listen to
this man. All right, wegot a big raccoon in here, just

(53:58):
so you know. Well, boy, come on, come on, get
out of here. Come on,come on, your door, shut your
door, keep your door shut,keep your door shut, keep it shut.

(54:19):
It's what did the latch onto hisface? No, it's sitting there
like it was on the back ofhis jacket like Criswold with the side of
the fridge and ground. Look,I got a screenshot here. This is
perfect follow up to your review ofthe garbage crap that they sell at Michael's
so you'll see you in this photo. The raccoon is standing on the fridge,
is just looking to get out.Look at the signs this man has
in his kitchen. I get thisa grown ass man who's like, I

(54:40):
don't know forty five or fifty ofwhat sign it says. It's it's like
a it's framed. It says,it says something that you remember, you
are capable of great things, youare capable of amazing things. Is in
a frame. But then the thoughtof the thought on this Michael's crap is
like this one thought but then acutes. But that is like script on the
other part of it. Then heis a stencil. So they actually physically

(55:04):
painted this on the wall Home,Sweet Home, and then with stickers that
you would put like on your mailboxto spell out your last name. H.
Relax, by the way, thatsvery relaxed. When did the basic
pitrification of America take over adult menwith science? Yes, because this is
like none of this stuff, bythe way, was put up anytime in

(55:27):
the last fifteen years. That thisstuff was probably put up when that stuff
started to become popular, and it'sjust been there for the last Yeah,
you know, decade. How doa loser argue that you need a framed
text to think you're capable of mailbox inspiration. Maybe this guy can peek
around the corner outside of his doorand just look at that relax signs.
Oh I forgot that message. Okay, the raccoon is tearing up his Oh

(55:51):
wait, it's not tearing up hisplace, so well, now he does
say. Here the police they managedto get one of those catch polls and
get there, get around the neckof the raccoon, and apparently it did
some damage to this man's harp.You know, he might be in the
fridge. I don't know. Gothim. I'm sorry. We scattered stuff

(56:19):
everywhere. That's fine, that's theeasy part. Like I just wanted him
to got it here. When Iheard that big bang, I thought somebody
was robbing my house. Did youtalk back? They're doing? He just
thought he was going yo, ain'the He was a big boy? Well,
thank you, fellows. Now Ican just look at the wall,

(56:40):
know to relax, well, tobe fair and to be honest, I
would probably freak if there was araccoon in my hand. You seek over,
I would have seen you freak overway less I would freak if there's
a bird in my house, ifthere's a butterfly in your house, Well
dumb, I'm not insane. Allright, how about some more raccoon raccoon?

(57:00):
So we had a fourth things beforeEaster, we had the news that
the next Cadbury Bunny will indeed beLouis the Raccoon. Yeah, so it
was now that they'll do a wholecampaign with Louis the Raccoon. Now does
he identify as a bunny? Well, that's the whole point of the Cadbury
Bunny is if you recall the commercialsthat's been on the air for thirty plus
years, different animals are trying youthe lion because everybody wants to be the

(57:22):
bunny because its such a cool position. You want to be the Cadbury boy.
Yeah, which is the whole pointof the campaign. It missed the
jackass at New Center, Maine.Who you're gonna hear here really opening in
a hilarious fashion about menace a raccoonbeing named the Cadbury Bunny. All right,
right, there is a new Cadburybunny this morning that isn't a bunny.

(57:43):
Louis the Raccoon beat out thousands ofpets from around the country to take
the title. He's a two yearold raccoon from Miami, of course,
Florida, who was rescued after hewas deemed unfit to live in the wild.
Louis will appear in his own TVcommercial and win five thousand dollars in
price money. He does make acute Cadbury bunny. You have to admit

(58:07):
he's cute. You don't like it? Do you want the Cadbury money to
be a bunny? Where's the money? Yeah? I don't really fully get
it either, But anyways, calledthe Cadbury animals cute raccoon, I'm trying
to figure how they got to sitthere. But Cadbury animal, it's not
a bunny. There's no ring toit. I was bringing that morning energy

(58:28):
heavy bringing. But he's making atotal Sea Bass argument wild. We shouldn't
call it the bunny. That's notSea Bass argument because Sea Bass has seen
television in the past thirty years andhe knows the whole point of the damn
and campaign is animals are the bunny. Yeah, I've been alive and his
eyes are as well into his fifties. He could borrow some of sea Bass's

(58:49):
energy right now, let's wake upmain. Sure. Yeah, I also
have another question, she said,of course Florida. Like, well,
because that's the that's you know what. That's really funny and original joke too.
Something happens wild like oh, Idon't know, somebody adopting a cute
raccoon. Oh it's those crazy Floridapeople. Let'll tell you what. Wow,
what else we got the raccoon news? Oh, speaking of Floorda,

(59:09):
let's go down to the news forJacksonville. There mess Jacksonville, proud home
of Whitey's Fish Camp and Braby,thank you this old lady again. It's
what she encountered a raccoon outside.She didn't do the smart thing and hug
getting pettit and kiss it. Yeah, she let it attack her. Oh
my god, it's going to newsfor Jacksonville, I say. In Augustine,
woman is in the hospital after athirty pound raccoon chased her and her

(59:31):
dog into her house. We gotsome cool video here. We didn't thank
this raccoon is They were trapped foran hour and a hour and a half
and bitten several times. In Jacksreport of Brianna Andrews joins his life outside
Baptist South and Brianna. You talkedwith the woman's friend who actually helped fight
that raccoon off for nearly two hours. He says he tried to fight it

(59:52):
off. Wow, he even managedto stab it with the knife before he
was able to call nine one onefor help. And I actually had a
butcher knife, and I there's somethingright out of a horror movie. I
actually used the knife as the raccoonwas on me to stab it continuously until
it finally got off me. Andthen it actually came back a couple of
times where I stabbed it a fewmore times, and wildlife officials took the

(01:00:15):
animal outside and shot it. Nowafter the woman, she was just released
from the hospital. She is okay, but of course still a little bit
shooken up. Now. Nest didsay he plans on taking her dog to
the vet for a wellness check.So stabbed and shot she Damn The guy
that did the stabbing looks like youcould be in the movie water Boy.
It was kind of a he's gotthat Florida burnt out look? Yeah?

(01:00:37):
Yeah? Was it Jacksonville? Yeah, didn't have rabies? No? Oh?
Well, like in this story,it says they were still chicken.
Right. I was gonna say,because man, stabbing and shoot it,
it's probably mad at you because you'restabbing it, right, and it's like
a cockroach raccoon right, But inthe timeline doesn't make any sense here.
Man, it's two hours to getthe raccoon out stabbing and then calls time

(01:01:00):
on one. Then they show upand someone shoots it. Weird, You
shoot it, put it out ofits misery. I thought the stabbing would
have done the trick. This guysucks at stabbing. Yeah, yeah,
not a stab raccoon. One morepiece of raccoon news. Why not some
fun and cute and lovable raccoon newsFlorida out of Orlando, Fox thirty five.
Where a lady she ordered some latenight food delivery, and when she

(01:01:21):
walked down over door, she founda little bunch of fun, fun little
critters. What a woman from WestPalm Beach ordered door dash. When she
went outside to grab her order,she saw tortillas on the ground. Well,
nearby were a couple of masked thieves. She says. One of those
raccoons even stood up and hissed ather right there. Yeah, he even
admitted to it loo. There areeven a few standing on the stairs nearby,

(01:01:43):
too. Little homeboy stands up,squares up to me. That's a
little homeboy right there. The restauranttalking tacos caught wind to the story,
and then they reached out. Theysent her a gift card and promised her
tacos on the house for the inconvenience. So she won anyway. It was
hungry. That's sorry. You gotto see a raccoon square up and you

(01:02:07):
give free taco and you can gethere, that said little homeboy, so
much win your raccoon news more whathe shows next returns right after these messages.
Okay, let's see what do Igot here for you? Oh so

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Mike Tyson has given up weed.Guys, has to train, but only
while he's training for the Jake Paulfight. It's got nothing to do with
Jake Paul other than he's training forthe fight. But also because marijuana is
on the list of banned substances usedby the Texas Department that regulates the combat
sports, so a failed drug testwould be an automatic ninety day suspension,

(01:02:53):
which whatever, but a fine,and if the winner of the fight test
positive, the outcome is changed tono decision and then you not get the
money. So I don't know,make sure that Netflix deal. Yeah yeah,
but he's getting paid either way.Yeah. Let's see if Tyson,
who's a daily smoker, can holdout until the fight on July twentieth.

(01:03:15):
I think he can. Oh.Speaking of of weed, Germany has banned
marijuana at Octoberfest. Yeah, becausethey want you to buy beer. The
health minister says, quote that it'simportant for health protection and especially for protecting
children and young people. Children,kid, because you buy way less alcohol.

(01:03:37):
Yeah, I don't know children,think about the kids. It looks
like NASA's gonna be paying to fixthat guy's house. Remember something came through
the roof. Yeah, I finallywent and looked at the photos. Yeah,
right through the floor, and theythought it was like some trash from
the International Space Station. Sure enoughit was so h NASA looked at what

(01:03:58):
ended up in the dude's house andsaid, yep, it's ours. I
guess. It was a pallette ofused batteries which they thought would burn up
in the atmosphere, but some ofit survived. And hey, dude,
congrats on the new roof and thenew flooring. That's true. It looked
nice, and congrats that it didn'thit you and kill you. Yeah.
Really, And this might be obvious, but you said he doesn't get to
keep that. No, they'll nowthey already came and collected it. I'd

(01:04:21):
be like, fix my roof andI'm gonna put this in a display case.
Yeah, antil they already came andpicked it up. Wow eight seven
four Wood, you can hit usup with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Yeah. Peopleare really shocked to that one guy in
the Raccoon News who's like freaking outjust like just punt it. I've always
thought about that, like, ifsomething's attacking you, you just want to

(01:04:43):
like start punching it down toward theground and then you can kick it.
True, yeah, you know.But the only thing is with the rak
it's not a big animal, Iknow, and that's a problem for later.
It may by the ankle, butit's already attacked. I'm saying,
if it's attacking you, if ifit's on your person yet, if it's
already attacking you, like how doyou not? Are they freaking out about

(01:05:03):
the fridge guy or the stabby guy? I think fridge guy I like this
one says, what a bitch?How many times did he stab it and
it didn't die? Yeah, you'rejust a bad staber. I was in
my aunt's chicken coop and then outof my peripheral I saw this this uh,
this rooster coming straight for me,dude, and it was it had

(01:05:25):
claws up, it was ready toslice me in half. And then so
I have that going to slice youin half. Oh they're like razor sharp,
but no, I understand, butgoing for it. So yeah,
I had to punt it to getaway from it. Right. See,
that's what I'm saying. Like thepeople who just kind of sit there and
cover up, it's like, no, you wait, outsize this thing,
you do? You know, therisk of rabies is so huge because if

(01:05:49):
you if you get it and youdon't know it, it's one hundred percent
fatal. But well, I mean, if you had a rescoon encounter,
you'd know it. I'd go geta raby show yeah, may thousand of
them. Yeah, I wouldn't justchance it if I got bit by a
raccoon and go ah yeah, waitand see. But to be stuck in
a house for two hours, comeon, yeah, exactly right, just
open up on the text. Sendyour text over to two to nine eighty

(01:06:13):
seven. Next The Woody Show.This is the show and we are into
another new hour insensitivity Training for apolitically correct world. Wednesday morning, April
the seventeenth, twenty twenty four.I'm waddy. That would be Ravy.

(01:06:33):
There's Greg Gorey. Yeah, HiMenace, good morning to you. Good
morning Woody. We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. We got the
phones open. If you'd like tobe a part of the show. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woody,that's the phone number, eight seven seven
forty four. What you can hitus up with the text. Send your
text over to two to nine eightseven. So four to twenty bro,

(01:06:55):
Yeah, manaday, Yeah, Saturdaythis year, So we have what you
gotta do it. We got awe got a contest coming up for you
this hour. And the contest thishour is going to be is it a
weed strain or a porno name.It's gonna be tough. Yeah, that
is gonna be tough. We'll giveyou a chance. We'll give you a

(01:07:18):
chance to win. Trou positive.The blazing works is what he blazed recently,
and I'm seeing it more Dia.I count how many times somebody else
was happy to see what he happybecause he was on weed? What it
was endless every it wasn't the weed. I was no. I was that

(01:07:43):
happy from the moment I woke upon Saturday morning because Cypruscill was playing our
event. I think I was soamped up. You gotta find somebody else
who would be like I would bethat excited. I don't get excited for
concerts. I just don't. There'svery you that this. I was amped
I was so excited. Okay,but I think menace is right in the

(01:08:04):
name of science. Yeah, andagain because we saw you before and after,
and the happiness level was definitely differentand nothing had changed. You mean
yeah, other than I smoked outright before they went on stage. What
do we just here? I know, with the peak of excitement. Look,
the week was great and I wasnever going to pass up the opportunity.

(01:08:26):
Don't be a weed denier, dude. It affects you in a very
positive way. Yeah, because historicallythat's not necessarily the case, Like Greg,
like you know, I've I couldcount on say one hand, let's
say two hands. I'm with you. I'm the same time as I've done,
yeah, and I'm not against it. It just it doesn't really all
It just doesn't really do anything forme. But for that one time,
let's just say rest in peace.When you were the most joyful that I've

(01:08:49):
known you in thirty years. Ifyou were hanging out with if you were
hanging out with O. J.Simpson and he said to you, let's
go wife killing, you'd be like, all right, yeah. I mean
like if Cypriscila says, hey,let's let's smoke some weed, You're like,
yeah, he completely dismissive. Butit happened in front of over a
thousand people. Yeah, we allsaw it. We all know how it
affected, loved it. I justdon't. That could also been don't even

(01:09:12):
do science because Tequila he does itagain, he's gonna, like, on
purpose, not have fun with him. He's gonna himself not to with it
just so he can be right.Yep, absolutely, that's how it works.
But it was a very exciting moment. So I mean, I guess
you're saying that compounded right, Sohad there had he smoked weed in any
other scenario, he still may nothave been that sight correct. That's the

(01:09:34):
science we should test let's just smokeit and see what happens. Let's have
yeah every day. Yeah. Iposted that, uh that photo on my
Instagram and everybody hated it. Everybodyfreaking loves it. Of Uh yeah,
a look on Bee Reel's face ispretty funny. It's a great pic.

(01:09:57):
I love that pic. Yeah.See it's where was it? Yeah?
See you having a blast woody mmhmm. There's one. And when was
the last time you actually smoked somethinglike twenty five years? Uh no,
it has not been that long,not that long. I guaranteed Fatty didn't
inhale. Oh I definitely did.You were out of your mind? Yeah

(01:10:19):
it was. It was pretty great. Speaking of weed, there's this cleaner
that I saw an ad for andI immediately bought it. It's called the
Pink Stuff, and people I've heardabout that, so people swear by it.
I'm so glad you have it,Ray, because my question is is
it just me or do you thinkthe spray version smells like weed. I
don't think it smells like weed,but I don't think it works any better

(01:10:42):
than anything else. I've only triedthe spray stuff. It didn't work,
but it mega smells like pot today. Oh, I didn't get that.
I just thought, does it work? No? I said, this is
very disappointing because I read like thesereviews were like, oh, that's the
only thing that works on soapscum,and I sprayed it on the in the
show shower stump. Ye guarantee,he's like spraying water on it. Oh,

(01:11:02):
we didn't do anything. Apparently youcan use w D forty for a
ton of stuff. You can usethat on stainless steel, which I never
thought before, Like, I neverthought. I was like, oh,
squeaky door, hinge clean. Herfridge was with w D forty. Was
it stainless? Yeah, yep,apparently that works. Huh. Yeah.
Some idiot was spraying in on histires to keep him shiny. Oh god,

(01:11:26):
terrible. I do not want toget him on the breaks. Terrible
idea. That'd be an awful idea. Didn't even think about that. Yeah,
yeah, eight seven seven forty fourWooding. If you want to call
in, let's get a couple ofpeople lined up for weed strain or porno
name. All right, so acouple of people and you don't have to
be high. That's not one.If you are maybe such a pressure what

(01:11:50):
I support the waken bash such apressure. Yeah right, I don't even
know what the uh what the prizethat we can offer you a wait,
we'll got something for We'll get yousomething. But if you to play eight
seven seven forty four, Woody isthe number. I have some ideas well.
We can give away weed strain orporno name. We'll play that next
year on the Woody Show. Hangon the Woody Show. Will be right
back. But lady gentlemen, youbon't take a breath mama bird, lady

(01:12:16):
gentlemen, you both take a breathdisease from food and minestera. Yeah,
totally show. All right, welcomeback everybody. Alright, So uh,
four twenty April twentieth, that isuh, that is happening on Saturday,

(01:12:38):
right, and so this is alittle game that we're gonna play. Is
it a weed strain or is ita porno name? And so this is
a this is a tough game.It's kind of like gay bar steakhouse.
Yeah. So I'm looking at theI'm looking at the names right now.
Really, I mean, I guessif you're a I guess if you're a

(01:13:02):
big weed person, you might youmight know more. Really, because the
stranger always changing the names. Yeah, every time you go to the dispensary,
there's a different name for everything.I mean, like the really old
ones. Yeah yeah, the nameskind of stay the same a little bit.
But other than that, there's alwayssomething. Now, the one that

(01:13:26):
Vaughn had the other day that wascalled Tyson's punch noise punch. I don't
want to hear of that. Yeah, well that's is that one of Mike
Tyson's Because he's got he's got alot of Yeah, he's got a big
weed business. Yeah, because he'she's got his own And damn it,
I had I had some really perfectmusic to use, and uh, I
guess I didn't save it right inthe computer. You know what we're gonna

(01:13:50):
do. We're gonna go raw,all right, Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean there goes the production valueof the show. But all right,
so is it a weed strain ora porno name? Eight seven seven forty
four? What do that's? Eightseven seven forty four? What do you?
Let's say hi to Amy here first, take good morning Amy, Hi,

(01:14:10):
guys Hi, I'm so happy tobe on with you. Let's say
we can get you a prize.Here is it a weed strain or a
porno name. Snow rider, snowrider snow rider. Uh, porn name,
porno name. I'm saying porn name, Gregory, I would think weed
weed. All right, Amy,what do you think I'm going with the

(01:14:35):
expert in rabie and I'm gonna sayporno name. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah for the good stuff. Yeah. Actually correct, that's a weed stray,
weed strain. All right, you'restill in the game, though,
still in the game. All right, weed strain or porno name doctor Bubbles,

(01:14:59):
Bumbles, doctor Bubbles? Is thata weed strain or a porno name?
Amy? That might throw you offbecause you would think it would be
in a bong. Makes it difficult. I think it's porn weed. All
it's a rim split. Amy.What do you think, doctor Bubbles,
weed strain or porno name. I'mgonna that is weed strain. Damn.

(01:15:25):
Maymy, we suck at this.I told you the game was difficult.
All right, Amy, Thank youso much for listening to show we appreciate
that and me. All let's goto including you, Greg who clearly rules.
Let's go to Bobby. All right, all right, so we're playing.

(01:15:46):
Is it a weed strain or aporno name. First one up,
Queen panties. Queen panties. Isthat a weed strain or a porno name?
It's gotta be porno. I'm gonnajust say weed. Just for fun,
Just for fun, I'll go havehave fun with menace, all right,
Sammy, what do you think?All right? Greg, You've been

(01:16:08):
so good at this game. Well, yeah, what's your final guess?
Porn porn? Alright, Bobby,what do you think? Weed strain or
porno name? Queen panties. I'mgonna go with Greg. Name that is
that's also a weed strength. Here'sthe question. Are these all going to
be weed straings? That is agood question, all right? Next up,

(01:16:31):
is it a weed strain or aporno name? How about dream Quest?
Dream Quest definitely sounds like a weedstrain for sure, but it could
be an it could be could betwo choices, that's the game. Yeah,
I'm thinking, but it could notbe you know what I'm thinking.

(01:16:56):
It's it could be the name ofa steakhouse, right or a move I
mean I'm sticking. I mean that'sdefinitely a weed strain. Sticking with weed.
Yeah, all right, we goingwith a sticky weed string everybody's saying
weed Bobby, what do you thinkdream quest, weed strain or porno name.
I'm gonna go with porn name.That is a porn name. You

(01:17:27):
have two choices, but it couldbe a point. I'm sure there's a
dream strain out there, all right, is it a weed strain or porno
name? Lemon Daddy, Lemon Daddy, Father's Lemon party, Lemon old school
in nearly two thousands. That's that'sone with a bunch of old dudes,

(01:17:50):
right, yeah, Lemon party.Look it up. Whatever you do,
don't know what we're talking about.It in a do it? Do it?
Do it? Do it? What? Google? Google Lemon Party.
I have no part in this,Sammy. You'll remember who told you not

(01:18:12):
to. And I just go toimages or something. Yeah, no,
just lemon lemon stuff. Oh shemust have like a safe search is a
work computer. You should see thestuff that brings up on work computers.
Damn. That was what about bluewaffle type in blue waff No? No,
I see it in the corner here, yeah and large it. Look

(01:18:35):
at their face. I know weall have the same reaction the first time
we saw it. Okay, youdo not recommend you don't wow. Yeah,
all right. So, uh soLemon Daddy is the name? Is
that a weed strain or porno name? What do you think rave? Porning
out porn? Porn? Porn porn? Alright, so, Bobby, what

(01:19:01):
do you think is it a weedstrain or porn name? I think that's
a weed strain. Lemon Daddy isa weed strain? Yeah, yeah,
I don't even care for cheating.All right, Bobby, hanging on one
second, man, We're gonna getall your information. Okay, I heard
like typing in the background. Yeah, all right, let's go to uhlet's

(01:19:25):
see Erica. Good morning Erica.Alright, So next up, weed strain
or porno name? Deep chunk,deep chump. It sounds like that.
I want sam me google deep chunks. I don't think it's videos, all

(01:19:45):
right, Deep chunk? Is thata weed strain or name? Whatever it
is, I want it. Idon't want anywhere near deep chunk. Yeah.
I think it's a porn. It'sa porn. Deep chunk. We'd
weed. Excuse me, don't moneydeep chunk. That's just hitting me the

(01:20:13):
right way. Like here, youwant some deep Chunk's deep chunk weed,
I'm going weed weed weed. Alright, Erica, what do you think is
that a weed strain or porno name? Deep chunk? A that is a
weed strain, all right, deepchunk, deep chunk? Next up?

(01:20:39):
Uh? Frog song, frog song, frog song? Is that a weed
strain or porn name? You makethat into a poll. There is a
position called frog sexual position. SoI'm going porn porn froggy, I mean

(01:21:00):
froggy style, I do. There'sa frog pos and yoga. Yeah,
and it's also sexual. It's ahip opener, but yes, it is.
It's a hip opener. No,alright, Greg, we though all
horn out with porn porn porn.Alright, So Erica, what about this
one weed strain or porno name?Frog song? Oh, that one's difficult.

(01:21:26):
I'm gonna say a porn that isa coming at you. All right,
nice work, Erica, Hang onone second, we'll get all your
information. Okay, all right,it's like bye, thanks for listening.
Send some deep chunk over here,yeah chunk, so she can go froggy.

(01:21:48):
All right. Uh here, I'llgive you one more because then we
got to give a break. Allright, one more name. Gobbly goo,
O, gobbly goo. Is thata weed strain or a porno name
your mind goes porno right away,going weed strain because I don't want it
to be a porn Go to gobblygoodot org right. I will not also

(01:22:12):
click videos. Did you ever lookat blue waffle? Oh Jesus Christ,
do not do that. Blue,I'm telling you, shut up. Would
be the worst thing you do.Blue waffle? Go ahead, do it?
Go ahead? Sam Which time youthink we have waffle? Oh?
See all these people out there,like Ravey can't stand Sammy blah blah blah

(01:22:36):
blue. I'm the one spelling notto go. I am. It's blue
waffles. There's blue waffle makers,there's waffles of blue bear. Stay there,
stay there, keep it that way, all right. But we were
talking about glue weed weed? Whatdo you think, Sammy, porn?

(01:23:00):
Porn? Oh yeah, this isthis is blue waffle by the way,
Oh God, God, okay,you no, I don't. I wanted
to feel like she missed out onsomething just looking up what I was about
to witness. You haven't seen itin years, medic, you haven't seen
it in years. You have thephone super quick? Sorry, did set's

(01:23:23):
taking menace? Star at it forfive seconds? I don't need to come
on, man, I know whatit looks like. Stare just fine.
I know it's not what it lookslike. Come on, man, five
seconds. I'm goodby. Yeah,what a baby day, brave, Look

(01:23:43):
at I need millions of dollars stareof dollars, millions of all right,
So gobbly goo is a weat strain. All right, that's how you play
wheat strain, porno name or throwacky disgusting stuff. Yeah, all right,
up thrown in your face. You'dbetter get to that h R chick

(01:24:04):
before she leaves. You just gotme look at that against my will.
No, I didn't. You werelooking it up. You looked up.
She was looking up and she couldn'tfind it. Oh yeah, and I
just didn't want her to feel leftout. You were desperately trying to find
out what I was doing. Seewhat I was doing was inclusive. That's
what that means. To kick yourfeet up on the dashboard. Back in
a few the Woody Show. Sosome more info on this pathetic Kaitlyn Clark

(01:24:32):
salary, her WNBA salary, Yeahyeah, yeah, not the endorsement stuff.
But Caitlyn Clark just got picked numberone overall the WNBA Draft by the
Indiana Fever. Her salary over thenext four years, So seventy six thousand,
five hundred and thirty five dollars intwenty twenty four, seventy eight thousand
and twenty twenty five, about eightysix thousand in twenty twenty six, and

(01:24:57):
then ninety seven thousand in twenty twentyseven. It all adds up to three
hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars overthe next four years. Meanwhile, the
lowest paid guy in the NBA getstwo hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars a
year. That's per season. Butcheck this out. This is like,
Wow, injury to insult, insultto injury? Which one is it?

(01:25:23):
Assault to injury, adding injury,adding insult, adding insult to injury.
Yeah, all right, Caitlin willbe making less in her first four years
as a pro than three NBA mascotsmake in a single year. But dude,
the salaries are shocking. Yeah it'sgood. Now light is finally being

(01:25:45):
shined on this, so check itout. Rocky the Mountain Lion for the
Denver Nuggets six hundred and twenty fivethousand dollars over four years or per season.
I think that's a good question.Four years. I'm not sure it
has to be. I would assumeit would be. In the same timeline,
Harry the Hawk of the Atlanta Hawkspulls down six hundred thousand dollars.

(01:26:10):
Yeah, that's not Percie's and Chicago'sBenny the Bull earns four hundred thousand.
Also, he gets one hundred grandper SE's my god, I'd love to
be a mascot. It'd be fun. No, it's not fun. It's
a lot of damn pain in theass. It looks like it. I
was the mascot once, because Idon't know if your high school had this.

(01:26:30):
They had the powder puff game wherethe girls played flag football and the
boys were cheerleader. So I was. Yeah, I was the mascot.
I got to be the cougar.I had to do it a few different
times over the course of my timeas an intern at B ninety four.
Yeah right, the dress up ina b mascot thing. That thing stunck

(01:26:51):
like it just crawled up someone's buttoleYeah, man was foul. The first
hot that I worked out we hadwe called him Atomic Dog. I don't
know why, but it was adog suit that had the station T shirt
on and it smelled because everybody usedit. It was so bad we would
go to nightclubs. The NBA mascotsactually do like slam ducks right easy,

(01:27:15):
but to I mean, I knowpeople it's mad at Caitlin Clark's salary,
but she is making like forty dollarsa layup, so yeah, that's pretty
good. It's pretty good. Andlook if she brings if she brings that
many people in because look, thetop paid players I think are making what
two hundred and thirty thousand, getslike two hundred and thirty and she'll be

(01:27:39):
at least there definitely higher, Iwould think, because she's going to bring
enough people to those games. Yeah, I don't think they're going to wait
the four years. Yeah, theycan keep it up because let's say it's
all hype and then they check outthe first season. Maybe Yeah. Like
people are taking beats to whether thew NBA screws this up. I mean
it's it's all teed up. It'sall set up. All they have to

(01:28:03):
do it's like bump set, allyou gotta do is spike. Yeah,
it's all set. You know,if people interested in watching her play and
if you can't capitalize on that,well, I think celebrity investors would help
a little bit, like because celebrityinvestors have gone into SoC women's soccer and
that's benefited them a lot to getmore exposure. But I don't know.

(01:28:26):
With the w NBA, which hasbeen around for a long time, if
you get somebody huge, how couldthey like it up. Yeah, it'll
be tough to screw up. Otherthan showing the games. I have tickets
to go to a Fever game.I'm gonna go watch and play the Aces
in Las Vegas on July second,and a game that they had to move
is The Aces normally played a twelvethousand seat venue, but ticket demand is
so high they're moving it to theeighteenth. Well, always been a great

(01:28:50):
town for WNBA. They've been supportivesince the only team I could name in
the WAT By the way, Ido understand h why the salaries are what
they are because the w NBA makesno money. They don't have them.
They don't have the money to bepaying the players the way that the NBA
does. The NBA can afford topay the mascots that kind of money,

(01:29:14):
the players that kind of money.The NFL can afford that, like all
the other like the w NBA losesa ton of money every year. And
if people have an issue with that, they can watch the w NBA,
they could buy the merch, theycan do that kind of stuff, go
to the games, Ravy, Yeah, I said, yeah, they're subsidized
by the NBA, right, youknow, so support it if you're you
know, here's the chance if youif you want to get paid more.

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Where's the money supposed to come from? And that money is going to come
from people engaging in watching and goingto games and buying the merch and things
like that. I mean, it'stheir moment, that's for sure. Right
Bill Burr has a whole speak Ohyes he does. Yeah, And why
is it on the guys to supportit all? Like women, this is
your chance. You are the majorityof people. That's what Ray's doing.

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Yep, more what he shows next? Hay, the wood Show will be
right back your size queen. Yeah? Nice? How's the Wiener Game Show?
All right? Welcome back everybody.It is Wednesday morning. We are
the Woody Show. Ramy's got nerdnow coming up here in just a few
minutes later in the world of nerds. Also the birthdays and the porno birthday

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in there. You know what thenumber one lie that the man tells a
woman is what I had one morefun fact for you. Okay, what's
the number one what's the number onelie that a man will tell a woman?
Uh, you look nice? Yeah, those pants don't make you look
fat. That's a good one.That's a good one. You're not mad,

(01:30:41):
You're not mad? Yeah you are? Okay, yeah, yeah,
okay, Yeah, that's uh,that's that's kind of close that they're gonna
do something that they asked them to. The number one lie that a man
will tell a woman. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine. But that's also not
a lie. Yeah, yeah,you don't. You don't want to get
into it, So I got itright, yeaheah, because mad or anything,

(01:31:03):
it doesn't even matter like mad,sad, any kind of other anything
that will be bothering you. Uhyeah, nothing's wrong. I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm fine. I don'twant to talk it out, right,
I don't. Yeah, I meanI don't have four hours. Yeah right,
because like you'll eventually be fine ifyou just yes see, that's the
thing for me, I like,just give me it might take a day

(01:31:24):
like, let me have this day. I'm in this funk. You know
whatever, Tomorrow's a new day.I'll probably wake up and you know it
won't be as much of a thing, if a thing at all. Right
now, if it involves them,I guess that could be different, because
you probably should talk that out.Yeah, but my wife, man,
she wants to talk to me.It could be I could have been up
for twenty nine hours straight and Ifinally have a chance to let my head

(01:31:45):
hit the pillow, and that's whenshe'll want to talk. I would have
seen her for the last twenty ninehours straight. No, you said nothing,
But she'll wait till that twenty ninthand a half hour or I'm about
to lay down and finally go tosleep. She was waiting for the right
moment. Yeah, haven't you communicatedthat too. I have. I'm like,
you can't bring this crap up atthis time because what happens is you
start getting now you're engaged, right, and so now it's like you've reawoken,

(01:32:08):
like you were like coming down likekind of like you know, getting
yourself ready for bed and you know, trying to like just wind down,
and now you're amped right back upand good luck going to sleep. Jelly
Roll is down almost seventy pounds.He agreed to do the Two Bears five
K next month with Chryscher Tom Segura. Yeah, it's called five K by

(01:32:29):
May. He's he's been eating healthy. He's been doing two to three miles
a day, four to six daysa week. He's also doing twenty to
thirty minutes in the sauna six minutesand a cold plunge every day. He
says his goal for the five Kis to be able to do a fifteen
minute mile and for a guy thatbig Roll, that's a lights yeah,
light shuffle. It seems it seemspretty good quick mile for him. And

(01:32:53):
five K is what three three pointthree point something? Yeah, I signed
up or ten k once without knowinghow far far was I completed it,
but I was yeah after that,as you've been way into this. You
actually proposed it to this show,I did. I pitched it you.
You're doing the three point one ohsix eight six mile run walk thing.

(01:33:15):
Maybe it's sturing our show though,That's why I want. It's in the
middle of the week during when wedo the show. We can get out
of treadmill. I would love todo it. Oh, a virtual one.
It's gonna be by, It's gonnabe by the radio. Are gonna
are you going to train? Well, it was hard for me to train
because they didn't give the official date, just called directly no what it was

(01:33:43):
actually gonna happen. Also, youknow what, you know what the process
is going to be running. Youcan start training, you can still do
it. Yeah, it's fine.See today, April seventeenth, got some
of the holidays for you. Today. Today's National Banana Day. I do
love a banana noise. Also NationalCheese Ball Day. It is a National

(01:34:04):
Crawfish Day. It's also a SecondAmendment Day to a day they call it.
It's blah blah blah Day. AlsoHerbalist Day. It's International Bat Appreciation
Day. Like the flying things.I do appreciate them, but they're gross.
And it's a National Kickball Day,World Circus Day. And I saved

(01:34:27):
my favorite one for last. Todayis there's nothing like a Dame Day.
Oh, nothing like a Dame Gams. Oh. A couple of the holidays
for you. On Wednesday mornings,this is nerding out. Oh yeah,

(01:34:49):
by the way, if you seesomething that says Renee rabies show on it
on Facebook. Facebook, for whateverreason, refuse to do anything about this.
My stepmother has a sister and shehit me up yesterday, yeah,
letting me know. She goes,this isn't real, isn't And I said,

(01:35:10):
no, We've been hearing about this, and I was surprised that it
was still going on because I knowthat you reported that minutes reported. Everybody's
reported corporate Yah, I sent.I sent it to uh to Raby.
I'll give you the example of whather said. It says, uh Dina,
you have been chosen as the winnerof our event. See my post,

(01:35:30):
ah, and it's from Renee withmy picture. Yeah, yeah,
that is. If you see anythinglike that, it is absolutely not fake.
Don't put any of your information onthere, don't click on anything.
It is a scam. Does havea picture of Raby. That's I said.
It's got my picture right. That'sthat Facebook, for whatever reason,
refuses to do about reported so many, so many times by so many different

(01:35:53):
people. And what's happening in theworld of nerds. Did you guys hear
that our good friend of the show, Jerry O'Connell's down a job. Yeah,
Well, canceled The Talk, Well, Jerry loves working. Well,
they're doing one more season, right, it ends in December. Yeah,
and in January, CBS is goingto launch a daytime soap, the first

(01:36:15):
new Daytime in twenty five years.On it. Well, he's not going
to be on it because this isalso the first African American soap to be
launched. Well, thirty five,you can play evil white guy. Jerry's
willing to make Jerry O'Connell as thewhite devil, the enemy. So I
was talking with somebody about it whohas a background in television, and they

(01:36:36):
were saying, this new show,which is called The Gates, is going
to be way cheaper for CBS thanThe Talk. Oh, because you think
the Talk is super because you fiveor six people, right, I was
saying time, and they said thereal production value to it. But they
said there's so many producers behind thestage and like, so for The Gate
fire half of them. You know, you just have you put your set,

(01:37:00):
what's up, and then you doyou know, you're just doing all
these different scenes on different sets.I assume the producers and people to edit,
and I know I was surprised too, but was insisting that the talk
is more expensive than the gates.We talked about this when Drew Barrymore was
having her the Writer's Strike, like, what does it take to write for
the story. She chops it upterribly with Ross though, whatever, Yeah,

(01:37:23):
I can't just get people on fiveher right, Yeah? Then she
she interviews on somebody with a newcookbook. You basically just give him the
headline. And then they discussed yeah, Rinse repeats not hard. I thought
a very strange first heart. Imean, I would love for us to
get on his other show, PictionaryDictionary, that's fun. I catched that
once in a while. Okay.Keanu Reeves has joined Sonic the Hedgehog three.

(01:37:44):
He's voicing Shadow the Hedgehog. Paramountsshowed some footage at CinemaCon last week
and it showed a depressed doctor Robotnikaka Jim Carrey. He gets his group
back when he creates Shadow, andShadow first showed up in Sonic Adventure two.
In this character in a lot ofways, is the anti Sonic dark
and Edgy. Well, he hasSonics powers. Sonic three, I didn't

(01:38:10):
write down the date. I believeit is in December, and we talked
about this not a long time ago. Thomas Hayden Church revealed that Sam Raimi's
gonna be doing a fourth Spider Manmovie and that Samman might be back in
it. Well. Kirsten Dunst wasasked about it. She played Mary Jane
in that OJ trilogy, and she'sbeen out and about. She's doing a
lot of interviews because she's the starof Civil War. And she says,

(01:38:32):
I don't think we need that.It was so long ago. I don't
know how they would what would thestory be, Well, that's not for
her to figure out. They're goingto throw her some money. It's like,
just go ahead and do it.She said it would really depend on
the script. And she said,I don't know, you're really putting yourself
out there that way. Maybe leavethings when they were good, you know

(01:38:54):
what I mean. She did notaddress a possible dump truck full of money,
like, yeah, maybe they thispart of the strategy. Like,
I don't know if i'd be interestedin we're gonna need you for this artistic
integrity. Yeah, yes, SpiderMan, you can say that when you're
loaded. Well, I guess sothen Spider Man dump truck and she's with,
yeah, Jesse Fleman's guy. They'refine, they work good, they

(01:39:15):
work constantly. I'm rabying for moreNerds stuff. Check out the nerd and
that podcast. What he showed up. She had dump truck money. She
has that bring it on money.So yeah, oh well yeah, bring
it on that. She's worth twentyfive million dollars. Oh well, I
mean Chris accurate email us, Thankyou very much, Rabel. Yeah,

(01:39:41):
dog, alright, it's time foryour birthdays. And part of birthday goat
show its ship. We're gonna it'sship. We're gonna sit it's ship,
and you know we don't do Startingwith the celebrities, have birthday to Jennifer
Garner, who's just so darned cute. She's fifty two years old. Today.

(01:40:04):
You got Sean Bean hell yeah,Ned Stark on Game of Thrones,
and there's a bunch of other stufftoo, Lord of the dorky stuff.
You know, he's sixty five yearsold today. You got Victoria Beckham Posh
Spice who is fifty years old today, Rooney Mara who is thirty nine.
And let's see, you got tosee Adam McKay. He directed and co

(01:40:28):
wrote Anchorman, Talladega, Knight StepBrothers, some of my favorite movies.
He's fifty six. You got BoomerSiason, who is sixty three, Redman,
the Rapper who loves Reef for Cigarettes, he's fifty four years old,
and you got Liz Fair throwback birthdaythere, she's fifty seven years old today
and your part of birthday is JasmineKashmere and today's birthday girl last year.

(01:40:53):
Alright, Yeah, it's really weird. What catches her Monday was Jasmine Cashmere.
Yeah, she's made her dad proudin one hundred and forty seven fine
films, including forty Inch Plus Volumethree. She was in Bang Boat Volume

(01:41:14):
four, Bang Boat, Also BigBlack Racks Volume one. She was in
X Rated Cribs, also Booty JuiceVolume six, Super Whorees, Collector's Edition,
Collectors Greg she was in No Boysin the Hood, None There,
And who can forget Jasmine Cashmere's unforgettablerole in California Anal Girls. Oh wow,

(01:41:41):
because that's classy. That is classShe's forty three years old today and
that is your porn of birthday,your celebrity birthdays, and that a Wednesday
morning. Look at what is happeningin the world of nerds with your nerd
Out Report. We're gonna take aquick break. We've got some more Woodies
show coming up for you. Nexthang on Due show will be right back.

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a best of seven, but it'sthe Worst Songs of the nineties. Oh
w interest so many Yeah, thesewere voted as the worst. I have
some songs in here that I actuallylike. Oh really, we'll see how

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add? No Greg Gory parting wordsof wisdom please? Yeah, of course

(01:43:10):
size matters. Nobody wants a smallpizza or a small beer exactly Raby's and
size queen and all aspect. Itake a lot of leftover pizza in every
regard. Yeah, she wants asuch a large mitza and give me the
giant beer, right beer you gotall right? Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, you got it.Would thank you so much for giveing the

(01:43:32):
What Show some of your valuable timethis morning. You know I love it,
appreciate you for that. The restof you guys can suck it.
We will catch you back here onThursday. Have a great day, s
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