The Woody Show April 29th 2024 Podcast

Food News, Menace Cooking Corner, Employee of the month: nominees & More! 

Episode Transcript

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It is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion is
it lies? The Woody Shows.The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now

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in session. A good morning,everybody. Today is Monday, beginning of
a brand new week. We arethe Woody Show. It is April the
twenty ninth, look being of abrand new week, but the end of
another month. Yeah, April,you're into the final cup days. I

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can't believe it. Yeah, really, I was thinking the same things,
he mess. I'm glad you saidit first. Hard to believe it.
I know about it. My nameis what he that's raving? There's Greg
Goryo Menace is here? What isup? I can't believe it? Man.
Well, my wife and I weretalking about, like what happened to
this school year, because the kidsare about to get out of school and
this year went by in a blinkof an eye. It was like crazy.

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Yeah, and it's also exciting too, sons going into a high school
next year. And so my wife, my wife and I are looking at
each other like, yeah, we'regoing to have We're going to have a
kid who's in high school. Yeah, he starts driving next year. Nice.
Wow. Yeah, the next Juneexpressed what his dream car is.
No, he's interested in driving,un like a lot of other kids his

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age. That's we've talked about that. Yeah, I mean you always have
your dream car and then your realitycar, right, yeah, I mean
he keeps saying like, why don'tyou get like a Lambo or a Ferrari?
Yea, why don't you do that'sjust get Yeah, sure you imagine
what I would look like in aLambo or a Ferrari. I just even
assumed that was, like, youknow a thing I've seen that there's there's

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some you can find if there's thesenot I mean, I understand this is
going to be hurtful, but theseenormous fat asses that are basically you're basically
laying down all the way because whenyou get one of those cars it's so
low profile, and then they're likethey're having to like barely they're having to
rock themselves in and out of thecar to like just get their leg over.
Yeah, yeah, that would beCan I do like an a I
thing where I see what I looklike in a Lambo? You know?

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I mean they have larger size Lambos, which I got to drive when I
had my you know my birthday month. Remember one of the dealer ships let
me drive one around, which waspretty fun. So I mean there there
are some fifty full figured Yeah yeah. The giant fat ass guys that he's
talking about are buying the cheaper,smaller lambos. Yeah. Oh okay,
yeah, so you gotta go bigbody ms yeah yeah, the cheap ones.

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Yeah yeah. All right, Sohere's what's going on today here on
the show. We have menaces cookingcorner. Yeah. Now there's a twist
to this. Not long is hegoing to be preparing some omelets for us
delicious almlets? Now have you madeomelets before? Okay? But you can
do the fold? Now do youdo like okay, here's the thing.
Do you do like the one foldover or do you do them the way

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they're supposed to be, where it'slike you fold them like once over,
like you would fold like a pieceof eight and a half eleven by a
piece of paper or whatever for anenvelope, like one over and then and
then again over so they're long andskinny, or they just like kind of
like a like a half circa thedouble fold thing. No, that's pretty
fancy. I've not done that yetactually know what's it's. It's a bit
easier if you have the right omeletpan. It's a bit easier. How

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Mace likes to show something tells meyou bought a pacific omelet pan. The
full fold. The full fold isnot as easy because you take what I'm
saying, You take like just theone side, you fold it over just
like a third of the way,and then you lean the pan over,
so you kind of slide it tothe edge. You put that edge down
and then you just used the panto flip the rest of it. Boom
boom, boom, bam boom orbam. Now, the twist to this

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is that the eggs that Menace isusing are from the chickens that we hatched
here in the studio. Yeah,from their butts. Nice you talking about
having a kid in high school.Yeah, chickens are chickens grew in the
studio and Sammy, chickens are quiteprolific eggs. And so the other twist
is they're coming back to live inthe studio, right, Yes, they're

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huge dogs, so big then,oh yeah, they'd love that as opposed
to the farm life they're living now, which clearly sucks some Woody Show Food
News. Also we need genominees forthe wood You Show Employee of the Month
for April. Hey, since we'retalking about animals, they do have some
animal stuff to go over. There'sa Golden Retriever puppy in Florida that's gone

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viral. The breeders stepped a pictureof They call this this dog. The
name is Shamrock because it's got thislime green fur. Have you seen this.
Yeah, it's got like a greenhue because it's mom's bile got into
the womb. Isn't like after birth? Yeah, yes, yeah, we
have one of these four. Yeah, I mean it's a it's since faded,

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they say, but recently Viral Greenused that like pink fur dye on
their poodle. Yeahs like that crap. Of course, the answer is no,
it seems like abuse. It doesseem like abuse. Uh. So,

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we had this other story about thisguy. His name is Walter.
He was driving into his neighborhood inFlorida. He came upon his neighbor Rick,
who was laying in the road andh He had been walking his two
labs when he was attacked by aneleven foot alligator. Yeah, it's a
little baby alligator who had a firmgrip on the guy's leg and was dragging

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him toward a pond. Oh boy, yeah, So Walter got out to
check on the neighbor. Would youget out somebody? The wife was calling
nine to one one, and then, at Rick's request, he drove over
the massive gator with his car,which forced it to release the guy and

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then it ran back into the water. Now that's a good idea. How
screwd is that guy? Though?Yeah? Mangled? So the wife applied
a T shirt to the wounded thighuntil the paramedics arrived. He was airlifted
to the hospital being treated for puncturewounds, but he's expected to make a
full recovery, but he says he'snot sure what might have happened. Had,
you know, Walter come by justthe right time he was in the

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grips of that baby, you know, it probably didn't get an artery,
thank goodness. So how about this? You got Coco, a three year
old Dalmatian pointer mix who is deafand spent nearly two years in a shelter
but has finally been adopted into aforever home. She was taught sign language

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by the shelter staff who were charmedby her personality and they eventually uh got
her adopted. So yeah, they'rethey're gonna use her involve her in their
work at a local church. Theshelter hopes Coco story inspires other people to
consider adopting pets with special needs.Here's the thing. Won't be barking at
the door all the time. Yeah, there's a silver lining. And I

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do a form of sign language withmy dog. Well, there's a lot
of training that gets uh gets donewith dogs, right, Yeah, where
it's like you know, for it'slike you have your palm out and you
kind of raise it up towards yourhand towards your head and that they notice
it or dog does that hand signalsstay commands. Yeah, I guess it's
not really sign language, but withone of my dogs when it's cuddle time,

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I like, you know, Idropped the hand down when they go
like this, and that means andthen on the couch, come cuddle,
and then she comes cuddled. Youabout the coolest dog on the planet who's
been taught Harry Potter commands instead ofdo we play that stupid audio? Their

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owner will say akio and then thedog comes over to that. Yeah that
wasn't today audio, like a monthor two dog. No way, that's
the world's coolest dog. Oh that'sright. Well yeah we did have Yeah.
Yeah, it just came up inmy social Yeah, this is the
best dog evert Uh. This iskind of some sad news, guys.
Karen, a five year old Ostrichat the Topeka Zoo in Kansas, died

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after swallowing a set of keys thatshe had taken from a staff member.
Dumb Ostrich. According to the report, Karen reached beyond her enclosure to grab
a set of keys from the staffmember and immediately swallowed them like a whore
bird and the dead. And despitetheir best efforts consulting with experts across the

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country about surgical and non surgical efforts, you know, minimize the impact of
the keys, it did end upkilling her. The director of the Topeka
Zoo released the statement saying, quote, we are devastated by the loss of
Karen. And she was not justan animal, she was a beloved member
of our community. Yeah, beloved. People don't know what devastated means,
like means I can't That's like Ican't get out of bed. I can't

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move. Well, you don't knowthat they can't. I've got a pretty
good guests. I mean, Ithink. Wow. Someone in Montana posted
a video after a woodpecker took avery keen interest in their doorbell and wouldn't
stop ringing it. The video isfunny, like the uh yeah, the
woodpecker's sitting right outside, like onthe wall and just keeps hitting the doorbell.
Here's the audio that's so funny.That was funny and uh rabie,

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let's talk some puss. A couplein Utah finally got their lost cat back.
She mysteriously disappeared two weeks ago.They looked all over for it,
they put sign up signs up inthe neighborhood, everything still, nothing came
back. And then two weeks latergot a call from Amazon. The cat
was in California and it showed upthere in a box. What the cat

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loves hiding in boxes, And shewas inside. She was inside of a
box of work boots that was justlater packaged up, dropped off and returned
to Amazon. She was I'll goon to this perfectly still. You can
see what happened. She was inthere for six days, no food,
no water, but she is sheis okay. The Amazon employee who opened

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the box found her, took herto the VET, scanned the micro trip,
and that's how they found the owners, who traveled to California to come
get her. Now, I likeyou had a couple of questions. Yeah,
the cat was this is a bigbox. They weren't just shipping like
one pair of boots. There werefive pairs in there because they were doing
the Amazon trying before you buy thing, and so the box was partially split
open on the seam and so thecat had enough air to breathe. Yeah,

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they just kind of no, apparentlynot. I got thrown around,
apparently not. But they were psychedto get the cat backs or they were
just pretending to be psyched. Areplanning. Yeah, yeah, how do
you close the lid and not seeI am not so much not getting well,

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maybe the cat because you know howcats are, Like maybe they're just
being stubborn and they're not leaving,they're not putting up a big fight.
You're not trying to put the catin a bathtub, like it's already in
a box that it wants to bein, you know, you know,
come on, get out and likethey're not getting out, they're not moving.
I am you're confused. Your eyesare still work. I don't know.
There's no way I wouldn't know acat of mine was in the Amazon

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box. I don't care how bigit is or what's in there. You
don't care how big your box is. My box is huge. Yeah,
it's a huge box. You gotthere, right, yes? Yeah?
Anyway, so there's there's some animalsin the news. Yeah, maybe all
right? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, if you want to give
us a call, you can bea part of the show. Eight seven
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twenty five dollars. Lazydog restaurants dotcom. I get it. What is
a funny start? Don't forget it? Who cares? And we are into
another new hour. Yeah, insensitivity training pre politically Correct World, Monday
morning, April the twenty ninth,twenty twenty four WOODI bravy, Yes,

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great, well, Menas, there'ssammying this hour. Chefs shall just say
Chef Sea Bass. But is ChefMenace? Yes? Hi, yeah,
MENACE's cooking corner here is back andhe's trying his hand at omelets today.
Omelet station. It's an omelet stationshe has been asking for forever. Yes,

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he gets the cook not for meto do it. But yeah,
we'll see how Menace does with omelets. Now. The eggs are from the
chickens that we hatched here in thestudio. That's correct. Gravy and salmon
lay and egg every day, andthey're not fertilized eggs, so they are
pure as the driven snow. Okay, just like the brown. They are

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brown. We had to hide thatfrom him. I forgot, I forgot
I had I had scrambled scrambled eggson over the weekend. They were delicious.
Yeah, talk about Nature's cream greggs. Well, they say, they
say that like farm fresh eggs isliterally a game changer that you will not
go back to the store bought regular. Maybe a game changer because yeah,

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you know, we're not just fedcorn or whatever out there. It was
so nature's creamy. That's all buggyand creamy. There's nous. Well,
when it comes to ordering a breakfastsandwich, let's say a bacon, egg
and cheese. What is the bestpossible bread option for breakfast sandwich? Yeah?
The options are English muffin, bagel, croissant, roll, or toast.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go bagel.Text your answer over to two two
nine eighty seven. So if it'sa bacon, egg and cheese, what's
the best possible bread option English muffin, bagel, croissant, roll, or
toast. I prefer an English muffin, an English muffin. Yeah, it's
less bready. Yeahs see I'm goingroll. Yeah, okay, roll even
a breakfast thing. Yeah, Idon't know breadtast is because yeah, roll

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could be anytime. That's an anytimesandwich. But a bacon, egg and
cheese on a roll. Yeah,but it's not a breakfast sandwich. Uh,
it's just bread sandwich. Sandwich withbreakfast items. Yeah, exactly.
Going with a fluffy croissant not likeis good? Yeah all right, yeah
a bagel, A bagel sounds good. See. Bagels to me are like
that's a lot of bread. It'sno too brady bread though, it's too

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like a dense or of stiff solike when you go to bite into it,
everything squirts out the back. Isthere anybody to solve this problem?
Yeah, it's crater crater your bagel. Have the bagel dig out the which
is the way to which is howyou should be eating it. It's not
the inside necessarily, it's more likethe outside. Well, I mean,
if you toast that thing and youput your breakfast sandwich on it, it

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is all on the plate. Becauseit would be the outside that would be
too chewy for your teeth to bite. You got to use more pressure to
bite through it, which then makesit squirt out the back. I get
some sharper teeth. But yeah,yeah, Sammy, I would say English
muffin, English muffin. Well,one in seven people don't like breakfast sandwiches,
so they're out. Wow, Idon't I don't know, Yeah,

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I'm not eating. Don't want toquestion but of the people who do like
them. The winner, with twentysix percent of the vote was English muffin
okay, all right. After thatit was Gregg and his bagelsp by toast,
croissant, and then roll. They'remissing out like croissant, Yeah,
because you get warmed and toasting,and it's just I'll take any of them.

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Yeah, honestly, any of them. See, I got some what
do you show food News now matters? Do you need to be getting ready
for for anything while we're doing this? I should well go ahead. That'd
be awesome. You can you canuse the microphone over there. Yeah.
Cooking always takes longer than you think, especially when doneime. He's been he's
been working to get things set up. Yeah. I came in last night

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to actually set up. Yeah.Yeah, all right, so they always
got the hot plate. Nice.He look looks like a DJ when it
from here. It looks like he'sready to spend. Absolutely, that's cool.
Get right into the aboard there,this time getting into the board with
the wall. Yes, all right, here here we go. Food News
Oreo. They've announced another limited editionflavor, Sour Patch Kids Flavored Oreos.

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Views for this are so bad theydidn't they because because I read a lot
of horrible reviews for it. Soundsterrible, Yeah, sound because they're saying
they're they're going to be in storesnationwide May sixth. I'm misremembering we had
something very similar effect. I swearI had him. I think you probably

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did. Like I said, Iread like nothing good about these things.
It's a sour Patch flavored cookie withsour Patch flavored cream inside, with multicolored
sugar inclusions, with sour sugar.We've enjoyed those sparkly middles they've had before,
right, but not sour A repfrom Oreo says, quote, the
Oreo brand is always looking for playfulways to excite our fans. What better

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and more unexpected way to do thatwith sour Patch? Oreos many other ways.
Yeah. Some other food news news, the folks at rice Aeroni they
have come out with something new.It's called macron Yes, mac and Cheese.
It's four flavors, creamy Cheddar,creamy white cheddar, three cheese,

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and white cheddar. Oh huh yeah, from the Riceroni people. Also in
food news, there's a new flavorof doctor Pepper, Doctor Pepper creamy coconuts
pass pass hard pass, not justpass, but aggressively passed. They offer

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that in regular and diet. Look, well, okay, I think you
would try it and be very surprised, play Greg, not you, I'm
asking that. Yeah. Well,first of all, I don't like cream
soda, so there's that, right, And any kind anytime like coconuts in
a beverage other than like a pinutColada, I think it's disgusting. Coconut

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water is disgusting. Yeah, I'mwith you on that. The salty news,
that's that salty. Yeah, andit's very favor It's kind of like
I hear coconut and beverage in aunt, right, I agree, I mean,
I agree. A fan of coconut, I'm not a fan of coconut
water, but I'm I'm not thinkingthis is actually going to be creamy.
It's just meaning it's not going tobe like coconut water. It's going to
be more like coconut milk, whichis sweet and yummy. Yeah. And

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then Doctor Pepper, this I thinkthis could be an a plus. I'm
going for me, this has hintsof maybe a ice cream float exactly.
You see, I'm not I'm notin those any kind of like cream,
and so I'm willing to do ataste test. But that's that's one I'm
willing. That's her favorite too,Doctor Pepper, Doctor Pepper, for sure,

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Dyed Doctor Pepper is zero sugar,so good. They have a doctor
Pepper and cream already, and Ibelieve I don't think we've ever tried it,
but I have avoided it, likethe place some whether what he showed
food news news and for our dailymention of Japan. Yes, this place
in Japan is serving a loaf ofbread stuffed with French fries. Oh yeah,

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was like a loaf with one endsliced off and then it makes this
pocket for the French fries, whichyou know are all piled inside like a
potato mountain. Here's a here's apicture. It looks like wonderbread with not
fresh baked loaf like with French fries. And there are a variety of toppings
that choose from, like salt andcheese, tartar sauce filled with eggs okay

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Japan avocado sauce, salta style cheese, and mayonnaise. So this is the
cheese and mayonnaise one. Greg,I know you like mayonnaise. I would
try all that fries. Yeah,in a bread bowl is what it is.
They don't really do anything of thebread other than male other than make
a hole in it. Right,white bread, it's not like sour dough,
like a nice bowlt Yeah. Andspeaking of bread, if you don't

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want to store it in the refrigerator, which they say you shouldn't do because
that causes to go stale faster thanat room temperature. Who knew, I
didn't know that. I hate itwhen people like my oh my god,
my parents, they keep their breadin the freezer. Anytime you want to
sew, I do that. Anytimeyou want a sandwich, you gotta thaw
the bread out, like you know, I go forget it. So that's

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so like my grandma. I knowthat presuration freezes everything. Yeah, they
keep their bread in the freezer atall times, but it goes bad so
fast. I cannot eat a wholeloaf of bread ever before it goes bad,
so I always have to put itin the freezer and then I just
toast it anytime, half out orlike a quarter of it out. So
you have like, are you neverI guess you're never really using it though,

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right or no? I am Imean, I'll use it when I
first get it, and then itgoes into the freezer, so I can
only use it for a couple ofdays before it's in the freezer. Yeah,
or if it goes bad, it'stwo cents store in the garbage and
they and they use but I stillwant it. I'm still using that bread
for the rest of the week,so it's not like I would have to
just go to the store midweek.But see my parents, they use the

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bread all the time. Yeah,but why like, why would you?
So they're bread not going to You'readding all this extra time to the mix.
Their bread's not going to mold.A couple of people's piece of Food
News Food News a keebler, theyhave combined two of their most popular flavors
to create a new cookie, Sandy'sshort Bread Oatmeal Raisin. Okay, I'm

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in no one anybody really following exactly. So Sandy short Bread oatmeal raisin.
I mean that sounds weird. Sois it like, well, because they
got to have the oatmeal in there, so is it oatmeal just mixed into
it? A short bread though?Put a couple of raisins in there?
Sounds like it sounds like a wasteof calories. I'm willing to try.

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Okay, yeah, yeah, thesandy's you've had a sandy? Yeah,
like a pecan sandy? Like they'reso dry And that's just this with I'm
looking pictures just so I ruined oatmealraisin still make a sandy, and I
would you like a pecan sandy?What do they call those things that are

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basically like chocolate drops to have thelittle tiny white sprinkled things on them,
you know I'm talking about or likenon pearrels or something non paral like those
to me are always so old tyreokay, yeah, buying them a little
like I see what you have inthe non pearls. It's like at the
grocery store. Jello has announced theintroduction of two new refrigerated pudding flavors for

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the first time in more than fiveyears. You got Churro Delicioso and Mango
sobrosso mangoso and now you know thatfood. Yeah, that's very busy over
there. How's it going along?Good? Good? Thank you for the
extra time today scrambling. Uh,I just need the other items the okay,

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I'll go get those. Okay,Well, we have some time to
take a quick break, and thenwe come back. It's a Menaces cooking
corner and he's going to be makingsome omelets with the eggs that Revy went
and got from the farm where thechickens that we had here in the studio
are living out their final days.All right, you mean their lifetime of
joy and happen. Sure there yougo, range right there, free range,

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free ranging, thank god? Alright, more next hang on, Oh
you want to play psychokiller? CanI be the helpless victim? No?
Please don't kill me, mister ghostface. I want to be the sequel.
This is the Woodie Show. Well, it's the Menace Cooking Corner.

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And if you remember the last timewe did the cooking corner, he was
making eggs Benedict Menace stick, that'sright, yep, yeah, and he
did a pretty good job. SeeBass will argue that, but I mean,
for a guy who's never done itbefore, the eggs were poached perfectly.
I mean, and he's also cookingin a radio studio. It's fully

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on a hot plate. Yeah,like a homeless person or like somebody camping.
But today it's it's omelets and theseare eggs and Rebby, you want
to tell us a little bit moreabout that. These are eggs that eggs
from the chickens we hatched in thestudio, chickens Raby and Sammy, and
they each lay an egg a day. And if you look at the eggs,

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they're different colors. And but becausethey're not sitting on them, they're
not sure whose egg is whose,so they don't sit, meaning that they
grabbed them out before they have achance to do that, or they just
kind of find them playing around exactly. Well, that's what they say,
is if because our chickens weren't weren'thatched with a what they call a brooding,

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correct brooding, and say, that'sit basically mama chicken that teaches other
chickens how to act. Right,So they like, what the hell there?
Yeah, it's it's basically the chickenversion of the people have babies on
toilets. Yeah, it's team chicknot fertilized. You're not going to see

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like a white speck in there,right anything. Basically, what Rachel was
telling me, that's where they liveat Rachel and Gavin's place, that this
is basically like a chicken period.Yeah, you know, it's fertilized and
there it was. Thanks. I'lllike to point out the Menace has given

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us a menu. Yes, thatwas of course misspelled. That's all right,
right before we go in. Myoptions for cheese in my omelet include
cheddar with two e's, ched morerare, knee jack e r n jack,
and mex ki and cheese mixed niceall three. And I have noticed

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that spelled like unless you're really lookingfor it, like if you just kind
of like glance over something, iflike your brain will automatically fix Also,
uh, and we're hungry. Microsoftware didn't correct anything. Pretty funny that
they wouldn't highlight that. Yeah,fail microsoft Ware. Yeah it's your fault.
But I've had some of these eggsover the weekend and they were delicious.

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I scrambled them up and they wereso like creamy and delicious, so
fluffy. I was like, damn, are the chickens big? And are
they happy? They are very big, They are very happy. Yeah,
you could touch them, you canpick them up, and yeah, they're
having a great life. Right overthere, he's he's got some elmets going

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right now, do you I haveto start off with the vegetarians of the
group, So no crust that weput some he put some butter in Yeah,
put some butter and some olive oilin there. Oh ok, today
has requested all the cheeses in there. Every cheese chef, menace, Why
a blend of olive oil and butter. That's just what when I looked it

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up online suggested Usually it's one fator I think it's easier to have it
slide off the plate. But ofcourse we're using our favorite he clad Yep.
When you fast is to raise asmoke point. Typically, Yeah,
because that's what I'm smelling. I'msmelling the olive oil so far as I

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can see it. I mean it'sit's sliding around very easily in there,
which will make it obviously when itcomes to plating a lot easier. Are
you going to do one folder?You're gonna do a trifold? You're gonna
do one fold? One? Onefold? All right? I can also
want to try to get too fancy, do you You see you blend the
cheeses. Some folks will just topwith the cheese. I am topping in
the middle and then folding over.Okay, you know he's talking about like

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once it's all folded over. Thenyou put the cheese on the top the
entire thing. I like the cheeseon, the cheese on the inside.
Yeah, and if you if youlike to put electionide to get it all,
well, it's all together. That'susually how I do it. Yeah.
Well it's some other chicken news.A chicken wing restaurant in the UK.
They're stealing headlines because they're making contestantssign a loss of life waiver before

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taking. There are wings that they'vecoated with Carolina reaper pepper. Okay,
look, so you're either gonna dieor you'll succeed and you'll get a free
meal and your name on the wall. The British known for cooking with spicy
food, you know, although spicythough they have you know, a lot

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of different cultures there in London atleast. And one thing I noticed when
my when my British kids came overto visit me, and that's what just
happened. I just removed the eggfrom the burner here and then I have
still some on the in the inthe pan like a big chunk. What
happened. I put it off tothe side because it wasn't cooking as much.
Okay, so he finished the eggand now he's going to put the

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cheese on top. Should I agreewith because some people say when you mix
the cheese and your omelet, youdon't really get the cheese taste as much
and the creaminess. Okay, Sothat's why I ask, because some folks
they either do one way the other. Is it going to melt as much?
Though? Gon put what are yougonna put it back in hot egg?
I think it would melt better?Okay, yes, But back to

(30:15):
the point about the British. Yeah, my, my, my British teenage
children when they came to visit me, they they wanted to go to the
hot chicken joints. It is afad amongst children thanks to the old Internet
TikTok et cetera. Okay, likethe hot ones, right, hot ones
interviews and hot ones fan of cartnerksuh. The the teenagers worldwide are a
fan of hot cheek. Gotcha?So you put it back okay if you're

(30:37):
putting it back in the Yeah,in the plate. They took it out
of the pan to put the cheesein it and then put it back in
the pot. That's a unique.I've never seen that thing I've never I've
never seen that way before menace.It's called men style. This is your
cooking corn. Yes, yeah,And he's also left the other big chunk
in there too. Is it cookingbetter? What the big chunk, the

(31:00):
big chunk that you left in there? The chunk is to focused on garbage.
This is beautiful. Well we've gota beautiful let's stop focusing on the
garden. I didn't know if hehad a plan for because he left it
in there. I thought maybe thrownin the garbage. Yeah, well maybe
I thought you would have like itwas going to be thrown away, that
you would have. Okay, justperfectly done omelets. Cheese, what's in

(31:22):
there? That's for the vegetarians.Every flavor of cheese it is. It's
hard to screw eggs and cheese,very tasty's pretty good looking. I've never
Okay, look there's there. He'sgot some he's got some toasted accent on
the browning, on the top ofthe light browning. That's that's the two
big ways you can screwp an omeletovercook and that you can also see the

(31:45):
ooze of cheese and the one inthe one cord. That's what we'd like
oozing cheese I was talking about.Yeah, all right, sport, you've
got a great looking omelet in here, but for one give us a taste.
Yes on the board. You gottaget it. You gotta get it
while it's hot. All right,Well, I guess radio to go.
Yeah, hold on, Carol,Caroline is running in there. Have you

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ever seen the videos where they takethe scrambled eggs, they put it in
and instead of making an omelet,they kind of hold it with a spatula,
Give it a third of a turn, hold it again, another third,
another third another, and it kindof makes it look like a flower.
Pretty awesome. Yeah, how todo that? All right? So
is digging in. He's gotta he'sgot to bite there. Yeah. Also,

(32:27):
if you notice any kind of differencewith the eggs themselves, being that
they're farm fresh, and also menacestechnique is seasoning, they do taste sweeter,
tastes sweeter, and the cheese methodvery good. It all melted like
me, look like it's not melting, but the moment you get a bite
into your mouth and melts immediately,it's very delicious. All right, nice
work, all right, this isone to one, be out here.

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Also, somebody on the text said, going back to sea bass looking at
his his menu Ernie Jack cheese.Yeah, where there was a bunch of
misspellings. Is I imagine that MENACE'sMicrosoft Ward has given up on spelt,
maybe too exhausted to the Mexicans outthere? Yeah, yeah, hollows.

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All right, Well, the theomelet station continues. Which one are you
working on now? Another slightly vegetarianmeal? Personally, sorry, you should
have made them split that one.That should be like option on the next
higher. Are you vegetarian? Yeah, yes, you're out, Yeah,
yeah, messing up our omelet station? Are you cooking the veggies before putting

(33:37):
them in the omelet? Some somefolks will prefer, you know, a
saut onion. Yeah, that's tomy method if I'm making if I'm making
an omelin, any kind of thevegetables and stuff will all go in the
pan with a little bit of touchit just a touch of oil, well
just to just to cook them upand into I don't have enough burners to
do that, so no, Iwould used to it like in the same
pan. And then you take youregg mixture. You's port right in there,

(33:57):
right, give it, give itforty five seconds or a minute.
Yeah, you guys are burning mebecause, uh, when we were first
talking about this year, talking abouthow you want all the folding and all
that kind of stuff, we werejust asking questions. These are not exclusive
items. You both, Yeah,you can do you can do both all.
I thought you wanted to see ifI could do the folding one.
Oh no, it's just I wouldlike to see it. I would like

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to see I didn't know about yourplating method was going to be. I
didn't know what you were planning on. All right, there's a bunch of
different waste. Yeah, there's ahundred different ways to make online. I
thought that was the way you guyswant, right, Greg was just talking
about the flower, about the flowerflower one. Or you can just try
fall. You can do the singlefalls the Japanese style with chopsticks. I'm
not saying, but yeah, wewill be grilling some meat once this one

(34:44):
is done. It's more Woodies showmenaces cooking corner the Omwood Station this morning
here on the Woody Show. Hangon more. Next story of the news
about this guy in Pennsylvania. Hegot two pieces of tax information in the
mail last week. First, therewas a refund check from the federal government
nine hundred bucks. The second onewas a tax bill saying that he owed

(35:09):
the state of Pennsylvania thirty four billiondollars thirty four billion. Now to be
exact, they said he owed thirtyfour billion, five hundred and seventy six
million, eight hundred and twenty sixthousand, five hundred and sixty one dollars
and forty seven cents. Okay,okay. This dude makes less than one
hundred thousand dollars a year, sohe just knew there must be a mistake

(35:30):
exaccurate off. Earlier this year,his tax prep guy noticed there was a
mistake on his twenty twenty two returnfiled an amendment. Oh, he doesn't
know how the thirty four billion errorwas made, like if the tax preparer
made the mistake or if there wasa glitch in the tax system, but
either way, the Pennsylvania Department ofRevenue resolved the tax issue and said it

(35:51):
was an isolated incident that involved quote, the wrong numbers being input it.
Yeah, uh, slightly, Iwould say thirty four billion. Slightly.
That's like you get a notice aboutthat, You're like, I'm not even
worried. About that. You wouldn'tworry about it. I just laugh when
you see it. Yeah, totallyall right. I had a heart attack
just the other day because I justgot a letter from the IR. Don't

(36:12):
they make you freak out right inthe garbage? Oh? These The font
is so old timy and it looksmore intimidating because it's so old timy.
I was so nervous because I hada tax prepairer this year, as I
have the last ten years. Everythingwas filed. There was one thing I
did that required me to go tothe IRS website and it was something about
an address or what it didn't Itwas something tiny. So then I get

(36:37):
this letter, thinking like, wassomething done wrong? What I just filed?
And it was just taken care of? And then I get this letter
and it said to your taxpayer,thank you for using IRS online services.
And that was it. That's it. I'm like, you're sending me a
thank you letter that we all paidand it's nice. Yeah, how friendly.

(36:58):
And I'm thinking, wow, thisis what we all paid for,
and how many of those were outto send that to you to thank you?
Yeah? I got a letters assaying oh just fy, you logged
into the website, oh just togo. Yeah, but I thought all
the correspondence was supposed to be sentlike certified mail. Right, No,
unless you're in real trouble. Becauselast year I got a letter from the

(37:21):
IRS saying there was a mistake madeon my previous years. And then I
owed five dollars. Oh I know, and by the time I got that,
I had an interest, so itwas like nine dollars. Hey,
they lose money all the time.The government have no idea where millions or
billions of dollars right, stuff isgone spending them. But hey, you
oged five bucks. Get it tous now. My favorite radio show,

(37:45):
The Woodsy Show. You guys areamazing, especially Woodsy The wood Show.
All right, welcome back Monday morning. Menaces cooking corner. He's over there
doing omelets for everybody. How manyolmelets so far? Are you? This
is your third? Fourth? Crazy? She imagine if he worked at a
resort, the line would be solong. Yeah, well, resort has

(38:07):
a lot more you know, towork with big grills. Well what what
what he mentioned during the break isyou need to try the heat up dog
because it was well he did,it's moving slowly. The heat is up.
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah,he did the one and he made
a he made a vegetarian omelet forfort and then Caroline. Yeah. But

(38:27):
for Caroline, who she's back toeating meat. Nice, She went,
that's meat, but she's not eatinglike bacon. And next, what is
that? What does that? That'sthat's not true. She's gone full trader.
Yeah, yeah, I'm giving hernothing but crap in the back now.
Now, speaking of meat, Sammywalked in during the break and said,

(38:49):
what it stinks. It stinks inthe hallway. It smells, smells.
This is what Menace wants this placeto smell, like, all right,
morning smoke meat all right outside?So is that is that? Ravy's
almost? What's in there? Again? It is cheddar? Uh, sausage
and a little bit of pepper.Okay, pepper like the bell pepper or

(39:16):
like pepper. Peper circled every vegetable. Okay, so no vegetables in there?
Oh no, because I circled peppers, onions, mushrooms, I circled
bacon. Yeah, let's let's doublecheck verify. Sami. Yeah, oh

(39:36):
it's salamis. Yeah, Sami's cheddar, sauce and chammies and and pepper Like
that's nothing. I circle like Iknow it's not exactly cooking, but paying
attention to details, like the person'sname is Ravy is uh? Yes?
What did I circle? Mexician cheese? Yes, the Mexican Mexician cheese,
bacon, and you circled the bellpeppers, onions, mushrooms and salt and

(40:00):
pepper. Nice, which is rare. You don't see salt and pepper,
thank you. Just typically this islike left on the table or or like
the salt is included in it.Yes, I just wanted to give you
guys an update because I had torun out of here and inhale my omelet
in five seconds. Uh. Itis so sweet from the eggs and the
pre mix like it doesn't need anything. It is really really good, maybe

(40:23):
even a little too rich. Whatpremix? Like? What do you mean?
What's like the olive oil base andthe butter but like the eggs themselves,
like it doesn't need anything at all. Okay, So all right,
five stars, fire, alright,five stars? All right, So Samy
just got her omelet. Do youwant to try it? And let us
know they didn't get before? Didn'tgetting utensils? Got some utensils. I
use your hands. It doesn't matterwith some utensils. Now. The thing

(40:46):
that she says stink so bad,like that's her. We haven't even cooked
bacon yet. Yeah, so thatwould be that would be the sausage that
was cooking. Yeah, it doesn'tlook like the type of sausage. I
was anticipating what kind of sausage.Kind of sausages this It is apple wood
smoked, uncured hamps. No,no, no, that's no no,
no, chef knows what breakfast sausage, breakfast sausage, maple syrup. Okay,

(41:12):
okay, yeah, that's that isa breakfast sausage. I mean,
look, yeah, well don't.It's like, here's the thing. It's
a different and I appreciate it.It's like different parts of the pig will
smell different when it's cooked. It'spork. It's go ahead. We're like
waiting on you to take a bike. Yeah. It's disconcerting to me that
the egg is described as sweet.I don't know why. Really, Yeah,

(41:34):
that sounds strange. It's really good. I don't I wouldn't call it
sweet though. It's cheesy, creamy, creamy, very creepy. Okay,
maybe that's yeah, it's really good. It's light fluffy. That's your grand
baby delicious. Yeah, that cameout of the buttery. One thing i'd
asked last week chicken ravy. Sincethese are uh, off the ground washed.

(41:59):
I washed every one of them personallybecause while people will say, yeah,
the inside of the egg doesn't getinto the pan, when you're touching
them personally, like they had afew had like specs of hay on them
and you know, you know stufflike that. They're they're all cleaned,
like the fillings, like, uh, how's the sausage sausage? Is that

(42:20):
maple sausage? Yeah? Yeah,I've taken it out so far it is
breakfast sausage and sammy. But Iencourage this for all of you. When
you don't like something, could youtell us why you don't like bacon as
almost just yuck? Because that doesn'tthat doesn't give us any insight. But
that is the reason. What,like, what more do you want?
So? What about bacon? Theappealing smoky texture, neatness? Is it

(42:43):
too fatty? Just making a face, I'm gonna pay it's this, It's
sweet, Okay, that's the maple. Yeah, I mean I don't really
like it. I'll continue to pickit out. Okay, but what is
it about bacon that you don't like? Is it the texture? Is it
the likes the tastes in the smellthe taste part of that. I mean,

(43:07):
I can't say the smell it makesme want to vomit, Like,
but I don't know what else.I mean, she doesn't know what she's
reacting. I get it, Yeah, I mean, can you explain it
it? Like when I say Idon't like oysters. Oh, it's the
It's because it tastes because of thetextures, gummy, gross, like I
just kid. It's mostly the smellthough, That's what I've always said.

(43:28):
I don't like the smell. Sothe smell ruins it so that it makes
it so it doesn't taste good toher. It's a very distinct smell.
It has its own smell. Whatwould you say bacon smells like others and
bacons smokiness, the meatiness, there'sthings that like tastes good. It's just
something. It's odd because it's souniversally loved. Ill. Yeah, what

(43:50):
he likes to smell coffee doesn't evenlike coffee. Hete coffee. He likes
the richness, smell again, theburnt aroma, roastedness, coffee. These
are words that describe things. Yeah, well, the nastiness of bacon.
And now you've heard it show exact. We'll be back. This is the

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Woody Show and we are into anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It's Monday morning, Aprilto twenty ninth, twenty twenty four.
I'm moody. That's Raby. There'sGreg Gore. Hey, good morning.
Menace is here. He's doing thecooking corner this morning, still making omelets
over there. Which one are youup to? I'm on Greggs now,

(44:36):
oh Gregg's Now? What is what'sin yours? Greg? I got cheddar
Ham. I believe onions and peppers? Oh nice? Yeah? Nic did
onions in money? Are all theveggies? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
all right, there's thank you.He almost a panic. Oh my god,
I made this wrong. There's athere's Menace, Chef Menace at the

(44:58):
omelet station this morning, doing finejob. I got my omelet. It
is elish. Yeah good. Shepasses around here somewhere Samy's here, phones
are up, but we had tosend Morgan home. Yeah, I know,
she's missing out our current employee ofthe month. We had to send
her home once again. She camein like I saw her as we arrived

(45:19):
this morning and I am like,hey, good morning, And I thought
something was like, hey, what'sthe I thought something maybe happened on the
way to work or whatever. Igo, what's the what's the matter?
Where you could just tell by looking? Oh? Yeah, because she was
like hey, you know, likebeing goofy like she normally is. And
I said, hey, what's what'sgone? She goes, I've been throwing
up all night. I'm like,why are you here? Why? Standing

(45:42):
in front of Metels. I thinkI think it was food poisoning. And
she said that she had had eggs, eggs and Gregg's favorite sweet potato,
but it wouldn't have been because shesaid that she got sick pretty like pretty
soon after having those eggs, andshe said they weren't old, they weren't
you know, but God, Godknows what's going on. But she is

(46:02):
one that she will come in.You can choose, Like I brought some
bags with me so if she hadto throw up in the studio, I'm
like, why are you here?I said, when was the last time
you threw up, she said onmy drive here on the drive in.
Yeah, looking girl, fever barfing. Those are two things if you were
either or both. You stay home. You stay home not coughing, No,

(46:23):
not coughing. You coughed for likeseven months. But I got that,
yeah, Greg, and I didn'thave to have that from Greg.
Well, if you had just goneto the grocery store on a certain Dayvid,
I checked for fever and I hadneither. And I'm feeling a lot
better. No good, that coughis going to linger like sea basses for

(46:43):
seven months, just the way itis, like Greg's right, like mine.
Yeah, well, sea bass finallyrecovered. Oh I'm still i'd still
here. I may have to go. I'm thinking about going to the doctor.
Do be a long cough, notlong hole cough. Yeah, for
sure, it's not even cough.It's like sometimes I is it clap cough.
If it's morning and I yawned toomuch, I'll like gag on my

(47:05):
own. Ubula, Oh, it'slingering infection. Thanks, Ubula, It's
all me. But yeah, well, there's not a lot of there's a
lot of backup plans here, youknow, there's not a lot of you
know, it's not. It's nothome depot. There's fifteen people who can
do your job. Well. Also, like you know, you can't be
calling out every time, so he'sgot a sniffle or a cough. That's
just I mean, that's not realistic. Well, yeah, exactly, it's

(47:29):
not unless you're you know, feverbarfing. Yeah, okay, we're both
every night at tenant of this year'sNFL drafted an all time high. We
were out. Over seven hundred andseventy thousand people were in Detroit to see
it, I know, and somany options in Detroit, you know.
Uh. The NFL will allow playersto wear the Guardian caps during the regular

(47:52):
season games this year. Who's gonnabe the first puss? Oh my god,
it's gonna be the pioneer. Okay, so I won't be surprised to
see people wearing it, but it'sgonna be how people wear. What were
those like those big red boots thatpeople were rocking for like ten seconds those
or to be like those giant baseballcaps that you saw, like they're gonna

(48:15):
do it to be trendy. Yes, they're gonna do it to be Yeah,
they're gonna do it to stand outyou're gonna get to like some mid
level guy. I'm disagreeing with that. You don't think, No, it's
purely for safety. So the guardiancaps are they're not required though they were
not use those those padded helmets.They got the pads on the outside.
They're required for certain positions to wearduring training camp. Right, But if

(48:37):
one of them said supreme on it, then I would agree with the branding
opportunities are enormous. True, well, there was always those guys like and
their names are escaping me now.But it was a different time obviously,
when when I was a kid inthe in the late eighties, early nineties,
you know when I forget who thebaseball player was that like he would

(49:00):
wear a batting helmet. He wasa first baseman. Oh yeah, you
remember, I want to say,all the time, all the time,
he always wear a batting helmet.My friends and I would always make fun
of him, you know, becauseit was also the same like at this
time. It's different now. Butyou know, if you were a kid

(49:22):
in you know, my era,and you were wearing a helmet to ride
your bike or anything like that,it was such a pussy It was embarrassing.
Yeah, you just wouldn't do it. I can't imagine riding a bike
without one. I don't know whothat guy is, but I do have
a funny story about him, becauseyou know, I'm a big old school
A's fan and Socky Ricky Henderson getson a new team and he sees a

(49:45):
guy wearing the helmet, like whatyou're talking about. He's like, yeah,
I used to have a guy onmy team that would wear helmet just
like that. He's like, Ricky, we played on the same team together.
This is the same guy that incash his million dollar check right right,
So this is more recent Alex Torresor a padded helmet pitching It looked

(50:06):
weird. Who was it? Yeah, it's gonna drive me crazy. The
two softball players where even fielders,pitchers, they were were like little face
they do. I guess they're sayingthat women are too slow to catch.
That's what drive back to the mountain, because that's all just reaction, right,
Yeah, maybe their reaction time isslow. They care about their face

(50:27):
more and that I've seen a lotof soft shouldn't NFL player that's being concussed
in the past. I would considerthis. It's so dumb looking. I
didn't know. It kind of givesme tropophobia too. It does almost looks
like at the pattern, I seewhat it looks like the Nintendo version of
football. Yeah, like y ifNintendo had a football game. All right,

(50:50):
here we go. That's what theplayers John Oliod, John olaruod where
we're all playing first base for?Who who is he playing? Was playing
for? It looks like the Mariner, the Mariner there you go. Yeah,
that's blue Yeah, Blue Jays saysnot. Batting helmets were not mandatory
until nineteen seventy one out oh ohyeah, but this guy he would wear

(51:12):
he would wear the the batting helmetplaying defense. Yeah, he wore it
for the Blue Jays, the Mets, the he worked a hundred players.
Yeah at all second puss, Yeah, he was such a pussy when helmets
and face masks first starting hockey,because that that's the one where like I
don't care how fast, I stillcare how fast you are, they still
don't have to wear a face maskin hockey. Eventually I would wear a

(51:37):
suit of arm I would wear aface mask, and I would wear a
neck guard. Yeah, and i'dwear a mattress. My son, my
son, who plays ice hockey.He's very upset because I guess starting in
August or September this year, they'rerequiring all junior hockey players to wear the
neck Oh you've got to have thatneck guard. Yeah. He's like,
Oh, it's gonna look so stupid. I'm like, everybody's wearing it.

(51:59):
Yeah, you can all look dumbtogether. Yeah, everybody's gonna look stupid
together. But like this is inreaction to the former Penguin it was playing
overseas for the British British leg.Yeah, to skate right to the neck
and die right obviously sucks, butlike it's it's I've won in a billion
chance for sure, but I'd ratherhave it on. Well, then why

(52:20):
not wear again, like Greig sayingsuit of armor. Yeah, but I'm
saying, like when you're talking aboutkids, though, I'd rather the kids
be And the neck card is notdumb looking. It's just like a it's
just looks like a turtle neck.Yeah, not even like a turtle.
But I've run out of order slips. I've got one for you. Minus
I've got I would like moreyerny jackall right, m onions, mushrooms,

(52:42):
and then a little s and pto see it. I took a bite.
Really good, Oh, Greg,got you okay? Nice? It
turned out great. It does smellvery Are you unwilling to eat an omelet?
Well, I'm not Unwell, youjust haven't filled out your Yeah,
I just haven't figured out the I'vefilled out the order form. You to

(53:02):
power through the brown eggs. Well, yeah, because I'm not eating the
shell. I'm saying, but ifI'm at the store and I see the
brown eggs or the white, I'mnot I'm not buying the brown ones.
He doesn't mind, was considering whathe's food opinions. I'm just saying,
I'm just not buy their I knowthey taste the same. I've had brown
eggs before. I'm just not buyingthe brown eggs because I was like,
what, he didn't fill out athing is here? No, No,

(53:24):
I've eaten brown eggs before. Ijust will not be my choice if I
see them at the store. Idon't know that. I'm just supposed to
be in with goat meeting with HellNo, then I'm definitely not eating it.
We're gonna take a quick break.We got some more woody show,
more omelets coming up. Dead.Somebody said, came in late to the
omelet segment. But do you guysalready talk about the perfect omelet, which

(53:45):
is in a plastic bag that isbp A free You crack two eggs inside,
add all of your ingredients and uh, you know, cooked bacon,
onions, other vegetables, peppers,whatever you want. And yeah, you
take the air out and you letthe bag boil in the water for thirteen
minutes. After thirteen minutes, letit cool, open the bag carefully,

(54:06):
and there's a perfect omelet dumped onyour plate. Well, suv, yeah,
that's all that is, sure,you know, or but you don't
get the nice grill marks, thenice room full of great smells. But
it isn't that the same way withthe like Because I know a friend of
mine, man, he loves makingsteak that's souv steak. But because you
don't get any of that either,right, well, you some people will
do that. They'll sue vied thesteak so it's fully cooked all the way

(54:28):
the same temperature through, and thenthey'll they'll they'll finish see it or something,
they'll see it. But yeah,but what they're talking about is basically
making egg cups. Right, It'slike, how can we complicate making an
ombos and let's let's create another dirtything. We can't wash a bag,
you know. Uh, Gordon Ramsay, will you know, critique people's dishes
that they make. Right, Andthere's this one guy. He's swearing to

(54:49):
make this butter steak. And youtake a ribi thirteen sticks of butter,
you melt that down. Oh yeah, you put it. You put it
in a pan, right, Youmelt down the butter and you add in
you know, uh, some kindof herbs and you know, different season
to the butter. And then youtake this perfectly good ribi and you basically
boil it basically it in the butter, right, okay? And then and

(55:14):
then you take it out and thenyou see it after that and this guy
and so Ramsey is like, ohyou donut yelling at this guy. He's
like, he goes, you know, like a ribbi is already forty percent
fat and you're boiling it in butter. He goes, what's the point,
Yeah, making it more? What? He goes, what's the point?

(55:36):
He goes, it's gonna come out. And then of course the guy starts
taking the steak out of the pan. He goes, it's gonna be gray.
There it is. He goes,see, he goes on appealing and
blah blah blah blah blah. Hegoes, you've over cooked it, you
donut, and the guy's like puttingit in the pan. The seies like,
oh and even more cooking. Ohwow, and it uh you know,

(55:57):
look you can put butter on hispeople do that all the time to
make your deep or whatever. Yeah, and that's fine. I forget what
do you call when he cooks somethingon his own? Fat? Cold feet
on a show me something gross.He'll be hungry in an hour, all

(56:24):
right. So medics is wrapping upthe Omeles station. There he's making himself
one final. Alma makes myself one. You need to make yourself one?
Yeah, really good? What areyou putting in yours? Miss? I'm
doing like the kitchen stuy, themixed grill, the garbage plate of and

(56:45):
Menace did figure out how to sawtethe veggies first. Yea. Nobody thinks
he best. Well, mine is. I had the cheese and the ham
in there, and that's all I'mtasting. But it's good not getting that.
The eggs arety necessarily because it's justbeing overpowered by the saltiness and the
creaminess. Okay, well, hey, that's okay with me. Yeah,

(57:06):
it'll be all right because it's brownegg yeah right, oh yeah, oh
yeah, Okay, I thought something. Okay, he's just cracking eggs.
Oh yang. All right. Soat the end of another month, we
have to get some votes in whodo you think should be the Woody Show
Employee of the month? H listenernominations on the text over to two two

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nine eighty seven, and I'll getall your thoughts today and then tomorrow we'll
announce the official winner. On thelast day of April twenty twenty four,
who should be the April Woodies ShowEmployee of the Month? We'll start with
you, Raby. Well, I'mgoing back to the well and I'm nominating
Bort for Employee of the Month.We had a vacation week here in April,

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and I had to come in hereto print something because I don't have
a printer at home, and soI come in here and borarts in here.
And this is you know, veryinsider, very behind the scenes.
But Bort's job is kind of relianton other people to put you know,
the commercial logs in the computer andthe music in the computer, so he

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can do his job now. Becausethat person wasn't on vacation. Those logs
were going in whenever. Oh andso Bort technically did not get any days
off because of the untimely manner inwhich those logs went in. So I
was like, now, somebody,by the way, somebody has to be
here at some point. You know, we all can't be gone nothing run

(58:34):
everybody. But I do know whatyou're saying, that's a paying but they
do, you know, they workout the schedule. So Samon gets days
off, so does Caroline. Igot it, all right, So Ravey's
vote is for Bort Greg Gory.Yeah. I mean, Bort is a
solid nominee every month, honestly.So that said this month, though,
I'm gonna go with Menace. Allright. He's got a very timely,

(58:57):
last minute nomination right here. Ijust made you an amah. He made
the omelet, and I thought Ithought it was really nice how he gave
everybody a menu to choose. Ithought that was nice, Like how bad
it was very ababe little touches likethat. There's also some behind the scenes
stuff that he does that is tooboring to talk about. But stuff that
I would not want to do myselfthat he's always doing, going out and

(59:19):
about and whatnot, having kneedings.It's like, no thanks, but he'll
do it, you know. Sothis month I'm going with Menace. Menace,
who gets your nomination? Ah?Well, I'm sorry, Greg,
I know this pain to you,but I'm going to vote for a Sea
Bass again. I always vote Ido. I do vote for Sea Bass
because like one of us might havelike a good bit for the whole month

(59:42):
that like people really enjoyed, butconsistently bringing new content all month long is
always a person that I'm gonna votefor. Seas all right, Sea Bass,
Yeah, I'm gonna Menace is upthere because obviously he's you know,
making omelets, which is nice.But Rady helped with that too. She

(01:00:02):
got all the eggs. Of courseI helped by raising those chickens. Sure
I'm gonna throw I'm not gonna dominateboard because yeah, he hasn't had a
vacation. Oh since he had onelast month? Oh is that for the
whole first week of March? Iwill see. I'm gonna go with actually
having to go with Menace I'm gonnago because he is it. Also,
it's not this month, but behindthe scenes, we were talking about somebody

(01:00:24):
to go run the Burt Kreischer fivek R. I was like, Mendace's
ade. He's like, uh,what right, because I'd be the fun
and he's he's usually down for mostthings that are funny. Okay, Sammy,
I am also going with Menace.He's done a lot this month that
seems behind the scenes, like Gregsaid, with the meetings and everything.
He also did his interview with theDream Lady. He's doing his cooking station.

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He's I feel like he's had alot of project based things this month
along with other things. Menace ismy choice. Yeah, what a job
You've got though, to think aboutit, we asked you to get high.
Yeah I got high. That's right. Hey, food to meetings,
which by the way, make himmoney, accomplish a dream of having an
omeless station in the studio. It'sreally good. Maybe he didn't want to

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get hot. Let's go to Bortand Caroline. Bort who gets your your
vote this month? I will goIt would be between Greg and Menace.
Greg has like this just con consistentpositivity that he's had like ever since the
year started. That is very admirableand just gung hope for everything that we

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do. Menace. I'll probably gomenace though, because he has gone his
breakfast at least three times this month, and well, you know, I'm
gonna say menace for that, allright, and who gets Caroline's vote?
I was also gonna go with menace. He got Chick fil a and as
a new chicken eater, that wasThat was awesome, that was clutch.

(01:01:50):
Yeah, what's with you all ofa sudden just abandoning being a vegetarian or
vegan? What wore you vegan orvegetarian? I was pescytarian, so I
fish, but I recently ate andchicken and they had pork like twice,
Like what made that happen? Likewhat was the what was that change?
About trying to eat more protein?I probably get not a lot of protein

(01:02:10):
when I wasn't anywheat and so yeah, that's the reason. So principals schmincables.
You know, well I won't eatcows. Cows are my favorites.
So that's where I brought it over. That's where my line in the sand
is exactly until it is all right, then Morgan, as we already told
you. She uh, she hadto leave out early because she was barfing
all morning. I'll hit her upand I'll get her vote. But yeah,

(01:02:35):
there are your your votes, everybodyyour nominees on the text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Andtomorrow we will we will award the Woody
Show Employee of the Month for themonth of April twenty twenty four, and
they will wear sixty nine dollars andthe other winner of sixty nine dollars and
a commemorative plaque. That's right,that is theirs to keep. That's the
big deal. Yeah, what itis proudly displayed in the office right now.

(01:02:58):
Morgan's is up there. You getto take that bad boy home tomorrow.
Whatever she returns, all right fromher battle with illness? All right?
More what he shows next? Hangon, get away? I cannot
understand what are you showing. Igotta wonder if Sammy secretly has some kind
of like kidnapping fantasy what she didsomething, And I'm like, and she's

(01:03:22):
kind of like going back and forthabout what she should have done in this
situation, And all I can thinkis, are you trying to get kidnapped.
Well, I didn't do it,but I wanted to, That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, okay,So there was an older couple walking on
the street and I was walking mydog and they stopped to ask me directions
to somewhere. So I was givingthem directions and they were kind of confused.

(01:03:43):
I'm showing it to them on myphone. Turn here, do that,
and the lady would like had acane as she was walking. And
the place they're trying to get towas almost a mile away. So to
me, I almost wanted to justbe like, stay right here, I'll
go get my car driving there,because it broke my heart that they were
gonna want And he kind of lookedat her and said, oh, are

(01:04:04):
you good to make it that farand she was like yeah, yeah,
let's just go. And I'm like, I'm just gonna let them walk now
a mile with her cane like andso, but then I thought it might
be weird y if I offered togive them a ride and had them get
in my car, and also,yeah, what if they are kidnappers or
weirdos just pretending to an uber?To be honest, I can do that.

(01:04:26):
But also the whole idea is nowthere are people who are the setups.
Yeah, you know, like,oh, we're gonna stop to help
this nice old couple right. Ohit's a mile away, right, And
that's why I didn't do it.But then I was thinking about it for
way too long. After then Iwas like, I wonder if I could
just go find them along their roofright now, like pull up and hop
in. But you know, doesn'tsuck. You gotta think that way,

(01:04:48):
that does. Yeah, do notwant to help anybody? Yeah, And
that's what makes me sad because Iwant to help, But then I'm too
scared to when you say old giveor take how old in their seventies?
Oh oh, so you could haveput the wife on your shoulders or a
piggyback ride and then just carry.I didn't think of that, Yeah,
because apparently the husband, he's indecent enough shape and they're just out going

(01:05:13):
somewhere a mile away on foot.I think they were they were lost.
I think they were tourists, like. I don't think they were from the
area, which is why they didn'thave a car or anything. And I
think they're not kids. Are theirgrandkids? Huh? I would have called
them maneuver like Venice. Yeah,like, oh hey, do you know
what, I'm gonna have a car. The gill would have overwhelmed me.

(01:05:34):
Yeah, I would have left himfor a mile. Who you Yeah for
old people, Yeah, gotta sticktogether. I didn't even think of my
own kind. You know. Wehad that five K going on U and
I was driving, and I wastwo miles from my house. I'm like,
man, this two miles is prettyfar, and the five K is

(01:05:55):
like three three three still a milefor an old seventy year old couple with
a cane. With a cane,they're probably still died. No, they
totally died, but they were alsochoosing to walk already to begin with.
Yeah, but maybe they didn't realizeit was that far exactly, and they
end up going too far in thestrand of themselves, pointing over return right,

(01:06:15):
and you really screwed them, goteven more lost. Yeah, what's
the uber ax? Like eight bucksfor a mile? I can't even believe
it. Never encouraged me to orderan uber It was only risk my life.
Few weirdo have them get in mycar or they walk, But it's
one of those things welcome back.They might look cute and cuddly. They
are very mean spirited. Way back, everybody show all these two people were

(01:06:40):
killed when Oklahoma and Nebraska and Eyewaythey got slammed by tornadoes over the weekend.
Those videos were just so beyond frighting. Yeah, and the guy in
uh Omaha, he says his lifewas saved by hot dogs. Really here
he is talking to the local news. You know, I was at the

(01:07:00):
gas station getting hot dogs and itsaved my life. So hot dogs saved
my life. You know, accountyour blessings. Be glad. There's no
fatalities in the neighborhood I heard,and families say stuff can be replaced,
but family is everything. Yeah.So now keep in mind this guy his
house was destroyed and he already knewthat when he's talking to the So it
all considering, he's in pretty goodspirits, pretty calm, yeah, considering,

(01:07:23):
just happy to be alive. Yea, yeah, he's got that euphoria.
Yeah. Al showed into that onehouse where she walked in. Obviously
it was a total mess, butit looked intact, and then she took
her phone and aimed it upward inno roof. Oh my crazy sucks.
Also in Oklahoma, a substitute teacherwas arrested after she admitted letting you seventh
grader use her vate pen. Ohsweet, just so the girl would be

(01:07:46):
her friend. How sad is that? That's pathetic? So pathetic, wight.
The teacher wanted the girl to beyour y. Yeah you know,
will you be my friend if touse my vate pen, I'll give you
a head. That is upset.That's really sad. According to the report,
this happened several times over a threeday period. Uh so fired,

(01:08:06):
of course. And legally she's beencharged with furnishing tobacco to a minor.
Oh yeah, but hey, shegot a new friend out of it.
But it's just vague. There's notobacco, right, Like, hey girl,
what are you doing on Friday?Seventh grader? Yeah right, I
feel like that go to the movies. That can't be the only reason.
Maybe she doesn't have any friends,that you would have to not have any

(01:08:28):
friends at all. Maybe the kid'sa pain. She's gonna do a jailhouse
interview. Yeah yeah, let's findout more. Yeah see what she says,
what the thought process really was?Yeah, I heard the story on
this radio show that I work on. I figured this could not be the
only reason explain what happened eight sevenseven forty four, Woodie. You can
hit us up with the text overto two two nine eight seven right back

(01:08:56):
for show nobody asked for. It'snot that show, and we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It is Monday morning,
the second to last day of April, April the twenty ninth, twenty twenty
four. Whatdy, that's Ravy.There's Greg Gory. Good morning Menace,

(01:09:17):
Good morning to you, Good morningwood We got Sea Bassah, there is
Sammy. We got the phones openat eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with thetext over to two two nine eight
seven and Sea Bass. While hehas been critical of many things and on
a regular basis, he really seemsto be going in a lot lately on

(01:09:40):
a number of different things like DisneyAdults, okay, which is that's that's
been that way for a long time, I'm not by far, okay.
And then also he's been giving Menacea lot of grief lately over music festivals,
right, and then he was justtalking about it just seems like every
time there was a conversation sea bassesjumping in and getting like negative fancy on

(01:10:04):
it, well not even negative,almost like aggressive, annoyed angry about it.
Like that's the one thing of likeI don't really get it. He
doesn't go to music festivals with mebecause I don't do like you know.
Yeah, but he was talking aboutlike stage coach was just going on the
NFL draft, which the NFL.Okay, that's what it was. Okay,
so start with Disney adults. Thisis all on one morning, Yeah,

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all in one morning, Disney adults. And then the conversation switched to
stage coach Jelly Rolls performance and prettymuch the entire the entire audience was there
because I noticed this when I waswatching No Doubt the prior week or two
at at the same venue. Isthat when everybody's at let's say, Jelly
Rolls performance or No Doubts performance,you're either upfront crushed and you had to

(01:10:49):
have been there six hours prior standingaround waiting, or you are literally five
football fields away watching a TV monitor, which you could do from home for
thousands of dollars less, but youdon't get the vibe of the Crown and
all the people and you're all dancingand singing together. And by the way,
I'm with you, I'm not aconcert guy, you know what I
mean, So I don't. Idon't even get it. Oh yeah,

(01:11:11):
that looks absolutely miserable, Like it'snot to me. I understand what people
because obviously there are people side Brazil. What did that event? Cide Persil
Like, I'm really into that's atheater where you can see the perform No,
not. But it takes a lotfor me to get excited about a
concert in general. But I understandbecause I've experienced that feeling of seeing somebody
that you really like and being reallyinto it. While I wouldn't do it

(01:11:34):
on that kind of scope and scale, I get what the feeling is that
people get from something like that.I certainly agree that doing I talked about
this during the pandemic with it wasso boring watching sports in those arenas with
yes, because there wasn't the atmosphere. I fully understand and get and appreciate
that, which is why, likewhat he said, I have no problem

(01:11:56):
seeing an artist or performer at atheater, even at an arena. So
we want from adults. But whenyou're fire, uh, stage coach and
that, and then within a coupleof minutes they mentioned the NFL Draft,
same principle and how all these peopleshowed up there, and of course you
do what is there even to dothere? We talked about three days.
It's a fair question again for backingme up high fives. Like the draft,

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even watching the Draft on television isboring. And that's only there as
an event though, that is themost boring part. Like everything else,
you want to go to all theother because when you go to a festival,
you might you're gonna like more thanone or two. You're probably gonna
like half a dozen or a dozendifferent bands. And Guy Fietti was there
too, and Guy Fietti with asoft R. But when you go to

(01:12:40):
the NFL Draft, maybe you havemaybe you have two teams you like,
maybe maybe a college guy you like, but maybe, but probably not.
It isn't that one of those thingsthat is absolutely about everything else that's going
on around what is going on aroundit? So Arthur, a bunch of
like parties. I know they havelike a big fan experience concert round one
and how many people we're just stayingthat's because I saw those crowdshots far back.

(01:13:02):
I saw those crowdshots of a guynot doing anything. He's drinking a
round one. No, no,no, I mean round one. You're
gonna be there. You want tosee the number one draft pick or like
the first the first half of Iknow, but then there's these other things.
No, I've not been I'm justasking questions, like men as you
went, yeah a draft, Yeah, aren't there A bunch of other things
happened, So you can always likeall all around the actual events. You

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can watch part of you know,the actual event itself, but then it's
really concerts and interactive experienced stuff andother things that are said drinking, which
you can't do at home watching iton your team. But if you stay
at home all the time, that'sthing you never have a new experience,
and that's what you become an oldman and share the same store and staying

(01:13:45):
home either again, but that's Igo to more stuff than anybody on this
show, all across the country,So I get that. But what I'm
talking about is what Raby and Isaw, which is we didn't see the
guy standing two hundred yards back,sitting there for three hours. He wasn't
at a party. He wasn't atan inn of experience. He was sitting
there watching it. Again, tensof thousands of people were doing what they
these guys were doing. I understandif they're not enjoying themselves, I'm sure

(01:14:06):
they could leave. See that's thepoint. But that's why. That's that's
that goes to the next point isI don't think I think people just go
to these things just because it fillsa void in their life. They're like,
oh, what am I gonna do? And you get there, like,
I guess I'm standing around for fourhours looking at a stage. Other
than these things that you go tofor work purposes, Like you say,

(01:14:27):
travel what you do and you gocart and arc and you know you'll go
to the insane clown posse thing whichis fun. You wouldn't do that in
your own personal life, Like ifit wasn't for needing content for the show.
What are some things I'm asking youa question, like from a personal
standpoint, what are some things thatyou are going and doing on weekends or
these big events that you think areyour personal joy? Other people couldn't look

(01:14:50):
at it and go, what thehell would you go to that for?
Well, this one does overlap becauseI do do it for work. But
I brought friends for the first timethis year to the adult the porn awarts
because it is I do love.I would, I would go to I
brought a friend a couple of timesto the gathering the Juggalos because it is

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great people watching. You're walking aroundand doing a lot of different stuff.
You're not sitting there looking at astage watching college football players. You're watching
people show their buttholes to other peopleexactly side shows, you're watching people throw
Again, it's people do a lotof drugs, drugs, people fighting,
fights, there's a trash war.But again, yeah, we went to

(01:15:33):
the a b NS this year.You got all these like not only the
porn stars interesting, but their fansare super pathetic. We ran into Chet
Hanks at the I mean, yeah, it's hard to believe Chet Hanks came
right after you said pathetic. Right, So, but that's the things when
I watch the NFL Draft coverage,that's not what people are doing. They're
sitting and standing and looking at astage for hours on and they're not going

(01:15:56):
to late night parties on the time. Is that because that's where the tea
he covered his focus it's covered onthe actual like event itself. But you
don't know if those people have beenthere the entire time or they're kind of
filtering in and out, going andchecking out other things coming back. Sure
they're doing this and that, andI've been to these NFL there's no way
that they're doing other things. Notround one one. I would assume Saturday

(01:16:18):
you're in and out, because that'syou know, four through seven. Now.
Something else said Sea Bass is complainingabout yes, which I can be
on board with, thank you.Okay. He was talking about a full
grown adult watching Shrek right with thecontrols overlaid like the entire movie. You
know, when you're on a plane, and if they have the D screen

(01:16:38):
back of the seats sort of moviessets, yeah, you'll tap that once
and has all the play volume brightness, et cetera, et cetera. This
guy again, probably in his thirties, he's watching Shrek. Whatever. Sure,
that's one thing. It's anny,that's one thing. But I look
up and he's watching Shrek. Okay, I don't care whatever. I look
up again. Half an hour later, the pause button is still on the

(01:17:01):
volume button is so he's pressed atonce and he just doesn't care that his
view that he can't see what's goingon. Yeah, it's like if you're
watching It's like if you're watching aYouTube video with the little pause icon right
in the middle of it with theten second and yeah he can and he
can't make the effort or doesn't evenunderstand or he's too stupid to like make

(01:17:21):
this tap it again. Reminds meof Woody when he give me anxiety exactly
like what he sees people who havethe little warning stick are still on their
passenger front the window of their car. The car, He's like, and
what He's like, it's right byyour face. You see it daily?
Are you so oblivious and just dumbthat you can't you can't take those off?

(01:17:41):
And in this case, this doesn'tinvolve like Google could be gone or
Scraper involves putting your hand up there, And I was like, what is
again? This goes back to somethingwe've talked to. I think a lot
of people are just giving that wouldjust give me anxiety. I would almost
want to like tap on the Sodo you mind if I would touch this
for you? Drive me crazy?Like it doesn't have to be this one
so funny, So many oblivious,but he was watching it that way like

(01:18:05):
he wasn't a headphones in he wasbecause I looked up, maybe he passed
I thought the same thing. MaybeI thought, maybe he passed out.
Nope, he's just pause button toa much less degree. But it's kind
of how we used to have towatch scrambled porn on cable's back in the
day, you know, like,yeah, that's try to look around a

(01:18:26):
whole bunch of other stuff, justtry to see anything. Yeah, no
one thing, uh along those lines. And I've seen it twice, so
now it's like top of mine twicein the last handful of days where I'm
at the store, somebody takes theircard out to pay and they still have
the sticker on it from when thecard company sent it to them, like
you call this number to activate itwas still doesn't that drive? I couldn't

(01:18:53):
even deal with it right, likeit's unsightly. That's how I can deal
with that, I still know,Like again, it doesn't make me mad,
it doesn't. Just questioning taking thatoff, Wow, Like how do
you look at that after you getit in the mail and leave that you're
okay with it? Yeah, that'show I accidentally cut up like four new

(01:19:15):
cards the sticker off right away.Yeah, like I've seen it twice in
the last handful of days, bothat the grocery store. Never witnessed that,
Yeah, thank god I have.But it makes me, said I
did, think like, oh that'sa little odd. Yeah, it makes
me silently judge like you just youdon't pay attention to life that much.
It doesn't matter. I mean,the card still works, it doesn't affect

(01:19:35):
anything. It's just I thought thatwas very odd you left that. It
was a curious choice. Excuse me, you've left that. You've left that
on them, and I need youto peel that off, all right,
eight seven seven forty four. Ifyou want to call in, you can
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven. This
one says, I legitimately don't understandwhy Sea Bass can't just let people enjoy
what they enjoy. See this isthey let them live argument which is which

(01:19:58):
is boring and uninterested. It's anuninteresting one to live a life unexamined,
is essentially what you're saying. Justlet people do whatever they want and never
never look at and observe them andjudge, judging is fun people joint judge
joint judging. This one's is nineto nine. So Sea Bass's idea of
fun is going somewhere to judge people. Got it? Oh that you've never
sat in a park and had acommentary about that enormously. But I didn't

(01:20:21):
go to the park just to judgepeople. That's all right, more what
he shows next? Hang on thereturns in a second, We're back.
This is the show. All right, here's the question. Because people were
asked, what is the most unethicallife pack that you know pack? Yeah?

(01:20:49):
So, like I thought, thisis a good one, and I've
actually done this since I saw this. If you want to end the call
but the other person won't let you, you turn on airplane mode because the
call automatically ends, and if youdo that, it'll just say call ended.
It will say call failed. Yeah, call ended me and you hung

(01:21:11):
up on them? Yeah, callfailed on their end? Is that they
just you lost? Don't know whathappened? Sorry, Yeah, yeah,
I've tried it. It works.Yeah, Like, uh, I don't
know one that's not like technically stealing? Yes. Yeah. When you talk

(01:21:35):
about life hacks a lot, peoplego, what's a good life hack?
To save money on and people.It's the stuff they call intertexting with is
just theft. I'll just share minebecause I already share on the show before.
But my buddy and I when wewere unemployed and living together, we

(01:21:57):
had no money, and so weknew when the hotel would do their free
dinners. So I had old hotelkeys and I would just like hold it
in my hand as I walked throughthe lobby and then we would just go
back there and would have dinner.Oh that's smart, which is smart because
they won't even ask you how areyou checking in? Because they say the
key. They don't want to botheryou. Yeah, am I staying here
now? Or what are you asking? I have invested in your company,

(01:22:21):
in your company previously, you knowwhat I'm saying. I'm a previous right
that deserves a hamburger. I haveanother one that's also technically stealing, but
it is a self checkout one,and we my friend did this one time.
But the tall cans come in apack of three, and you would
normally just scan that and pay forthe three, but if you twist the

(01:22:42):
beer to the side on the end, you can scan it and have it
only scan for one beer instead ofall three, and you're paying and discount.
But you can clay durance too becauseyou're like, well, I didn't
know I scanned it. It wasthe wrong one. But see the fact
that you do know. That's notunethical, that is just theft. Theft
is ethical. Have a large,professional looking camera. I get a bright

(01:23:04):
vest that says press on it.Make an id go to town, almost
free access to anywhere, like concerts, events, that's what they say.
Vests, vests, traffic wands,cameras, or a box of pizzas,
A couple of box Oh yeah,I'm just delivering some pizzas. Yeah,
or door dash uber. I've gotteninto buildings all the time. He's that

(01:23:26):
kind of thing. When you callin sick to work, make sure you're
laying down when you call, becauseit makes you sound more congested. True.
Interesting, Yeah, okay, Ithought of that for a work correspond
attack. Anything that benefits you,put it in an email letter, et
cetera, so it can be memorialized. When possible. Anything that is detrimental

(01:23:48):
to you, make a call ordiscuss the issue face to face verbally.
Don't leave a paper Tracknis has beensaying, yep, thank you. If
you shop around at garage sales orGoodwill. Some brands offer lifetime warranties,
so I guess it would just tryingto the old costco. Yeah right,
Christmas Tree on a February trick.Well yeah, cause you go somewhere,

(01:24:12):
you buy something and you try tojust return it to wherever it came from,
or like this is just knowing moreLike okay, so I could buy
this year and if I have anyissues, they do have a lifetime warranty.
Yeah. Oh this main tag dryer, right. I think ARII has
a very generous policy. See uh, not to cheot a hole in your

(01:24:32):
hack, Sammy. But good pointon the text, like since when can
you use self checkout for alcohol?I thought you couldn't do that? Yeah,
dummy, that's true, but wedid. I was there when it
happened. It depends on the stateand yeah and probably yeah it's probably younger.
When she was younger. They probablyhas tightened down since then. And
maybe they still did check, butdidn't check the amount that it was scanned

(01:24:55):
for. Right, Yeah, butI thought you were bring it through.
Uh, they can come over andcheck. Maybe they just looked at your
ID as you're checking right, butthen I thought you put the wouldn't the
weight of three cans be different thanthe weight of one and it knows No,
you're holding in above for the scam. I mean this was years ago,
so maybe it wasn't as high techas it is now. You can't
hit that skip bagging button that's onthe self checkout put it straight in the

(01:25:18):
cart. Yeah. Yeah, I'vestarted doing that because I was so annoyed,
like after every second or third itemslike please put item in the bagging
area, Please put item in thebagging I'm like, God damn it,
then please wait. Or if you'retaking too long because you're trying to bag
things as you're scanning them, right, you're taking too long. Ago police

(01:25:43):
FINDM like I am, I'm tryingto make room in the bag because all
it's noticing is the fluctuation and theweight of that area, you know,
because you're like picking a bag uptrying to move it around, like forget
it's now just pile everything over therethen bag. It's a hassle. I
hate the places that are the bagpolice and they don't even have the bags
out. You have to scan allyour stuff and then find the one person
that's standing there. So how manybags? I don't gross raad no,

(01:26:09):
because you have Yeah, and they'rethere because because it's fifth is it's fifteen
cents or forty five. Here yougo, hire hooker, take her to
a swingers party so you can dosomeone else's wife an ethical life back from
the seven six zero. So truebecause a lot of swingers parties will not
let single men and you have tocome with a partner. Yeah, well
that makes that's a good one.That's just in case you just want to

(01:26:30):
bang someone's wife, right, andyou don't have to care about her getting
banks like whatever, she's a hooker, Yeah whatever, we have that kind
of relationship. Yeah, nuts,boy, everybody can have something anybody else
before we leave, alright, eightseven seven forty four Woodie, you can
hit us up of the text overto two to nine eight seven more Woody
shows, next, hang on,how old? Hello to the Woody Show.

(01:26:54):
Chris Barnell here with a video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory.
I love Suspect and I'm quite jealousof Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have awide selection of cabernets to choose from Yeah,
the Woody Show on the unethical hacksthat we were talking about before the

(01:27:15):
break. Uh, this text camein says, my uncle goes to garage
sales, looks for older broken craftsmentools, buys them for a quarter or
whatever, and then exchanges them forbrand new tools because they had the lifetime
warrant. Yeah. Yeah, see, that's like one of the things.
You gotta know what you're doing,what you're looking for a lot of work,

(01:27:36):
I mean, not really. Imean if you happen to see a
garage sale and stop buying, thenyeah, let's see schedule emails to send
after hours so it looks like you'realways working. Nice. I think Ryan
Seacrest has been doing that for years. Jesz, that's not a knock on
Ryan. I mean, the guy'sgot a reputation for he's always working non

(01:27:57):
stuff, non stuff. Sea Bass, where were you talking about, you
had a Yeah, well I've beenThey've been going through this board on Reddit.
It's called unethical life pro tips becausehe's not act are tips. You're
not hacking anything, you're just tips. But one of the main things they
deal with that we're splitting hairs,we are One of the things we deal
with on this show, and alot of these people deal with, is
people taking up street parking. Iknow this is what is the still a

(01:28:17):
problem with you in your mailboxes?Yeah, exactly consistently because the one guy
has eighteen people living in his house, they all got cars, they take
up all the street parking, parkin front of your mailbox and so on.
So for it's not even thinking thatthat's the thing. They don't even
take up there's plenty of room forthem to park. They just choose right
from the mailboxes, which pisses themail carrier off. The mail carrier on

(01:28:38):
a daily leaves a note on thevehicle saying, please don't park in front
of the mailboxes between this hour andthis hour. The rest of the time
you can park there all night whatever, but by the time it's mail time,
and so they've stopped delivering the mailon a number of occasions where they're
and by the way, the guywho parks in front of that mailbox,
his mailbox for his house is noteven in that clusters through is all the

(01:29:00):
other neighbors. So we have togo down to the post office to pick
up our mail because you're parking yourcars. So well, here's okay,
let me address that, because that'sthe first thing that people mentioned on this
board raby As they say, justcall the city or call your post office.
Well guess what. And then it'sjust said they don't care. They
don't care about that. Unless youlive in a super high end area,

(01:29:20):
they will not do anything about it. And good luck calling anybody. Right,
I live in a community that hasan h A and we have guest
parking, and it's a constant battle, NonStop of residents parking parking because you're
talking about people, multiple people livingone out right, right, they're taking
out the guest parking. So they'vemade like signs in special permits, they've

(01:29:44):
hired patrol to like tow these people. And I'm sitting back like I don't
care about any of this crap.So let's say you're in an area where
they're not doing anything, which islike Woody situation. The number one unethical
pro life tip is something called ap disc. This is where you you're
a eight in a frisbee. Okay, put it in your freezer and then

(01:30:04):
you have a mobile disc of urineyou can place anywhere where are you putting
the penuts on top of a car, on top of a car in the
vents up front where the air intakeis, for instance, things like that.
Now, okay, so you're inesmell it, then maybe they'll put
two and two together. If they'reparking in front of your mailbox, for
instance, the next level that theyrecommend is bird seed and or peanut butter.

(01:30:27):
So like when you're a little kidand you get a pine cone,
right, all the birds are justcoming around then, and they're not coming
around, And especially if you havethe peanut butter to stick it on places
on their car. Maybe they don'teven see the peanut butter because it's kind
of under the hood, but thebird seed's still on there. And that
why is my car covered with birdsand bird poop? Every time I park
in front of Woody's mailbox, theydon't know. All they see is the

(01:30:48):
result and bird really like that spot. Yeah, exact, I don't see
a tree. It's just an oddthing. They love this mailbox. I
really love the mailbox. So thoseare kind of the two easy was.
Of course, people talk about dogpoop under the door handles. That's a
classic web, but it involves gettingpoop. I don't want me, you
don't want to handle that, andso on and so forth, says simple,

(01:31:10):
start vandalizing the vehicle. Well that'sso, this is the next level.
This is where we're talking aboutunethical things. Besides the smell. The other
smell thing they love, mens isyour favorite wolf pee? Oh dude,
the worst. So where'd you getthat? Amazon? Amazon? Oh?
Yeah, that's great. Or ifyou want to keep like coyotes and critters
outside of it, I put itaround the perimeter of my property. So

(01:31:31):
you know, once those critters getto the edge, they smell the wolf
pee and then they stay away.But when you're applying the wolf pee,
oh crap, it is the worst. So the good point, manis I'm
glad you brought that up, becausethere's a couple of complications. What if
I don't want wolf pee on myclothes and hands and things like that.
Don't And what if let's say,what these mailbox happens all the time?

(01:31:53):
Is it in front of his housebut across from their house and they might
have a ring camera. So onceyou would do mens, you go get
a just to just posable water bottle, not something expensive like when of Sammy's
Stanley cups and you get that disposablewater bottle mix your wolf pee outside in
your backyard. But you set upa touch. So maybe you go jogging
or walking for three or four daysin a row with a similar looking water

(01:32:13):
bottle. On the fourth day wolfand they from there. You your body
is kind of covering it so theycan't see. What's a good idea?
Yeah, and so now there carsmells a wolf pee. I'm drone though,
drone high tech. Yeah, okay, yeah, disposable gloves. Gloves
may help again, so it's noton your hands, on your clothes.

(01:32:33):
Maybe wear some T shirts. Butagain, set up The whole point is
to set up a pattern where itdoesn't look weird that the water bugg Again,
you're not You're not opening the wolfpe in front of their car one
time. Yeah, you're just takinga next level vandalism. Maybe what the
Texters are talking about and they talkabout on this Unethical pro life tips board.
A lot is a tire valve stems. Put a pebble under the tire

(01:32:53):
pressure cab. Right, so whatyou can do screw, unscrew, unscrew,
get a bb throw that in there. Rescrew it's a very slow lea
And they'll say, again, thisis complicated. If there are cameras and
we just chase you might when Ihave to hire a friend who doesn't walk
out of your house so they seeit. But yeah, so every time
they park in front of your mailbox, whaty? My tires just keep going.

(01:33:15):
It's not a damaging thing, really, it just super sucks, big
pain in the butt. I guessI better stop parking in front of what
he's mailbox? Yeah, Bobby textingover. Just paint the curb bread.
That's an idea, but talked aboutthat. That's what was happening in my
neighborhood. They still they painted thecurves red. But if that's the problem,
if you're in an area where theywon't show up to do anything about
it, which is no cities inthis country, that's that's that's nice show.

(01:33:39):
But again we're talking about solving theproblem, not just creating a newisance.
I like Frisbee of human pea.It's called p disc or something that
rhymes that we can't say disc.Yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not
willing to vandalize somebody's property. Well, then you know, touching another I
mean, I'm the same way,like you could be pissed me, but

(01:34:00):
come on, man, we gottahave you gotta have lons for you.
I would just call the h Wayevery single days. That's what they don't
care, but they should. Imean, you're paying them, or gather
everybody and say let's not pay duesthis month and we'll tell them why.
It's because you're not enforcing it.You're not getting your mail. We are
how many years later and the problemhas not been solved. It's time to
have men as come by with hiswolf peak. Yes right, yes,

(01:34:24):
then they'll know. Yeah. Ihave friends that have bad hays and I'm
like, how do you deal withit? The problem is how do you
pay that much money and nothing andthey don't do anything. Just where I'm
at, literally there are thousands andthousands and thousands of houses, and so
a handful of houses will not makea difference. You'd have to get like
it's over ten thousand under one haa yes really yeah, they would buy

(01:34:48):
another suns insane box. Yeah,it's crazy. It's a it's a whole
community, it's all part of thesame ho that's why my dues are like
three hundred and seventy five bucks everylike three months. It's time for Anaay
quick break. More Woody shows nextin the meantime, have an existential crisis,

(01:35:09):
the show Love, It's Family,the showd Be Beautiful. All right,
welcome back everybody? Still Monday,right, Yeah, it's kind of
hoping come back. These commercial breaksare kind of long, you know.
Yeah, anyway, welcome back.It is the Woody Show. It's Monday.

(01:35:30):
Bravey's got Nerd now coming up herein just a few moments. Got
the the birthdays, the porn ofBirthday also in there for you today,
a couple of things. Greg,Yeah, that he watched what what's that
reality show that Girard? Oh,I finally tried that? Yeah, right,
what did you think? Carmichael?Yeah, I have one question?

(01:35:55):
Yeah, is he a comedian?And is what he's doing on stage coming?
I literally don't the Golden Globe forsaying I know, but I had
never seen him. I had noreference to him, so I saw so
he's he's basically just a sex addictwho sits on a chair on stage.
I was more than half the time. He's not saying anything. I mean,

(01:36:15):
that's the format for the show.That's not his standout, very low
energy, but I was wondering whatthat was is that is it supposed to
be comedy, Like there's literally nopunchlines. I would call it, I
mean performance are more than experimental tome, Yeah, very experiment. He's
highly beloved because the illuminati think it'slike edgy and groundbreaking. That's why he

(01:36:38):
got to host the Golden Globes andso yeah, that's why he went.
He hosted SNL right, and itwas like, I'm the least famous person
ever knows and he's not kidding andhe's a he's it's so it was absolutely
depressing to watch waste the time.He cheats on his boyfriends. He just
has this weird relationship with his andhis whatever he's doing on stage is bizarre.

(01:37:03):
But do you think this is real? Yeah? He seems or is
it more like a Larry David versionof these It's pretty real, you know.
He he speaks very graphically about sexand uh, he lives in I
mean in the first episode he livesin like a Beverly Hills hotel and just

(01:37:26):
like he's on grinder all day andhas randoms come over right stuff. The
reason he's known is because he's acomic, like that's I guess that's my
main question. And he has alot of famous friends that support him,
right and him, so people knowthishenomena, like what do people find so
like interesting about him that they wouldgive him a show? He's different that

(01:37:47):
he's like, Yeah, he doesn'twant to be famous, he's show.
He's a It's like, oh,we don't want to be a big,
popular, famous band, but we'regonna sign with the major roper. No,
he doesn't say that, he Idon't know. He kind of explains
like, oh, if I'm doingthis reality show, I like really want
it almost true to life, likeno filter. I mean yeah, but

(01:38:13):
if you ever want to feel likeyou did drugs without doing drugs, watch
that show because all you do issay what, like it makes no sense?
Yeah, it's super bizarre. Andthat's where at first people started talking
about it because he cornered cornered Tylerthe creator and told him that he was
in love with him. And thenTyler creator is like, you know,

(01:38:38):
what do you want me to dowith that? What's the song that's the
guys whose name comes up a lotlately, but like, what's a song
that I would know. I knowhe's a rapper. I think the most
mainstream song that you might have whatthe club's California Love. I would think
his big hit. I would thinkEarthquake would probably be a song that you
probably heard. But if I toldyou you, okay, like off the

(01:39:01):
top of the head, do youwouldn't know it, but you might look
at it like I heard that song. Well, because the thing too is
he he very much is like adrug carmicle weirdo guard but he's but he
was a headliner at Coachella. Hehas his own music festival. Yeah,
but he has like it's earthquake,Yeah, I see it here in the
system a r F. Yeah,that's the song you might have heard of.

(01:39:24):
But like there's a song called Yonkers, which pretty much made him famous.
So this is a this is earthquake, earthquake, all right? It
already is avant garde. Yeah,I mean I do like a song with
piano in it. And he's areally really good live performer. Yeah,
Like he performed at Coachella and likeexploded out of the building in his intro.

(01:39:47):
So dope. All right, Well, he's good to be a performer,
but does his music suck. Itdoesn't What do you say, Gregor,
it's just is that him? I'mking, Yeah, I'm getting a
drawed Carmichael feeling like it's just weird, Like I'm weird, therefore I'm good

(01:40:08):
right, like like I don't Idon't believe people would really love this.
I don't think you would love it, and keeping I keep waiting for the
change up here. This is terrible, Like this is like Andre through three
thousand does his super flute music good? I think you would. Actually that's

(01:40:31):
the song I said that you mighthave heard the song that you I like
would be Yonkers. I doubt theyhave Yonkers. And this is like that's
a guest. It's the same thing, like it doesn't like, dude,

(01:40:54):
I needed to rock. You know, he has toddlers, he has his
own festivals around him. I know, said, I know it like very
popular, so like I know he'sa music, rapper, musician, whatever.
But I was like, what ishis big song? You would think
the biggest he is like there wouldbe like that, I said, like
everybody, yeah, yeah, tobe fair, I've been hating him for
ten years since he was terrible andLoiter Squad, which was on an elt

(01:41:15):
Swim where he was kind of youjust show yeah right. Today is April
the twenty ninth. I think wemet him one time, did we did,
like right out till he was outsideof our office one day. I
remember he was like very very cooland uh yeah. The video the interview
that we posted with him got overa million views. People like him.
Today's National Shrimp Scampy Day. Hellyeah, International Dance Day and get it

(01:41:43):
on TikTok now while you can NationalZipper Day and it's Viral Video Day.
It was just on a conversation aconference call last week with one of our
program directors who was saying, weneed to come up with a viral video
too. Not that's how it works, all right, buddy gives an idea,
we'll do it. Yeah. Ohwait, you don't have one,

(01:42:03):
do you? All right? Soif it was just as easy as saying
we're gonna make a viral video,then you made one and then you released
it and became viral, like everybodywould have viral. We think of doing
that already. Yeah, nothing wouldgo on this show to like host s
andl' great, just do that,all right. So let's see what's going
on the World Nerds with Raby allright, right, what you got for

(01:42:30):
us today? Well, I'm notabove using Audible. I'm downloaded and listened
to a few books here and there. Well, a new Harry Potter audio
book series is coming you guys showtime. All seven books gonna drop towards
the end of next year, andit is like a big production. They're
gonna drop them on your foot,right, yeah, did you try to

(01:42:50):
release him instead? Full range ofcharacter voices, more than one hundred actors,
along with Dolby Atmas sound design,new scoring. I now, yeah,
a score. I know we'll say, Oh, I'm sure there's already
Harry Potter aria books, but notwith all this production on it, right
exactly Because Honible does have the OGsingle voice audiobook recordings done by Jim Dale

(01:43:14):
and Stephen Fry. They were firstreleased in nineteen ninety nine. They had
Honorable in twenty fifteen and have onepoint four billion global listening hours since they
launched. So big deal at theend, I know, like I have
to tell you, I've never beenmore your bonus impressive, Greg and warranted.

(01:43:36):
Now. The April thirteenth episode ofSNL had a bunch of talked about
moments. Kate McKinnon came back andthey did a third alien abduction sketch with
Ryan Gosling. By the way,Ryan Gosling literally burst out laughing in every
single sketch. She was it.Yeah, well that is true, tolled
Psion. It's not like it's hisfirst time. Emily Blunt showed up.

(01:43:56):
She sang with him another Barbenheimer song, but Taylor Swift gave it the thumbs
up because it was to her songall too well. You had Heidi Gardner
absolutely losing it during a Beavis andbutt Head sketch, and you had Caitlin
Clark showing up during the weekend update. So this episode, after a week
of cross platform viewing eight point ninemillion viewers among adults eighteen to forty nine,

(01:44:19):
and that's the highest of any SNLsince twenty twenty one, that's when
Billie Eilish was the host and musicalguest. Basically, in this group adults
eighteen to forty nine, SNL averagesseven point two million win seven days of
cross platform viewing. Sounds like aviral video. Yeah, it does.
How they do that's oh oh fo. Yeah. But the Sea Bass,

(01:44:42):
you're a big SNL fan. Yeah, like I am. And those are
the cast members they say like theyhate when they break right, it's it's
seen as you know, as asyour wait is an easy laugh because you
can you can do it once andthe audience plays long. They like,
oh, I get it, that'sfunny, that's cute. But if you
do it again and again and again, it gets old. But it's height.
Heidi Gardner breaking up during the Beavisand butthead thing that really made me

(01:45:04):
laugh because she was like, right, like this was like legit cracking up
when he could not stop. Whenit's genuine and it could not stop,
it's very enjoyable. Yeah, that'sthe one I really liked. The next
new episode, Greg, may thefourth be with you. Dua Lipa is
the host and musical guests. Allright, and Janet Jackson was on Drew
Barrymore last week and she said shewas originally offered the roll of Storm in

(01:45:28):
the O g X Men movies,but she was going on a tour and
she couldn't do it, so therole had to go to Allie Berry.
I'm ramiing. For more nerd stuff, check out the Nerd Not podcast at
the wood Show Dot com hold on, I meant all right, thank you
very much, Rambles, you gotit. Dods, that's Monday, you
know, I hear you. Timefor the Birthdays show. It's shiver,

(01:45:53):
it's shivery. We won't sit withit's shiver and you know you don't do
what birthday? Happy birthday to JerrySeinfeld, who is seventy years old.
I didn't realize he was seventy.It'd be like, yeah, I was
putting him like a sixties like maybemaybe sixty five. Chopped off the hair

(01:46:15):
a few years ago, right,and that made him look really old.
He was a bad move. Hewas just doing interviews about his new movie,
and I totally forgot the movie wasabout pop Tart, Right, that's
gonna be really good or really bad. Yeah, isn't he like a big
ceial freak? Like he loves cereal? So yeah, Cereal and Superman.
I think there is two big things. Yep. William Nelson is ninety one

(01:46:36):
years old today. I'm surprised he'sstill around. He's yeah, Daniel day
Lewis, That's what I'm Yep,sixty seven, Daniel da Lewis. I
think it's pretty so weird talk abouta weird though he's he left acting great
actor in Toddler A Treasure Bath.Kate mulgrew yep, who was in Star
Trek Voyager. Also Orange is theNew Black, that's all she is today.

(01:46:59):
Greg Oh, let's go with sixtynine sixty n y Yeah, dog
Uma Thurman is fifty four. Yougot to Andre Agassy Man. I loved
Andre Agassi back in the day.He was fun to watch. He's fifty
four as well. You got CarnieWilson who is fifty six, right,
Wilson Phillips. You know kick assshoes too. He did Agacy. Yeah,
I love those. You can stillget him, you can, Yeah,

(01:47:19):
that's right. We did talk aboutthat. Rich I'd like the orange
joints, like the flame looking ones, Yeah, that one, and then
allow them to death. Michelle Pfeifferis sixty six years old today. Richard
Klein, who is Larry on Three'scompany, Dang Go hang out like Regal
Beagel with Larry. He's eighty yearsold, and guys Greg Gory specifically,

(01:47:43):
it's Eve Plum's birthday. Oh mygod. Jan from The Brady Bang,
my least favorite Brady. She's sixtysix years old. Today. Yeah,
I like everybody more than out ofhere. J Brady's themselves liked everybody.
Yeah, I would hate it.Jam. Yeah, even Tiger was better
than Jam. What about a cousinOliver? Uh No, that cousin Oliver?

(01:48:05):
He sucks. Your porno birthday todayis Scott Nails. Hey, dude,
a birthday boy? All right,dude. Yeah, he's done more
pounding than Judge Judy's gavel. He'sbeen in one thousand, eight hundred and
thirty three films. There's no waythat's accurate. You have time for nothing
else. Putting one of Ramy's favoritesof all time, eleven Inches of Heaven.

(01:48:29):
He's a good start. He wasin Peek a Boob Volume one,
Yeah, Orgasms in the Outfield Volumeone, also Requiem for a Cream,
Oh my god. He was inSuck This for an Apology, also Romancing
the Butthole Volume one. Oh isn'tthat nice? And who can forget his
unforgettable role in Doctorate in anal Sexology. That is Scott Nails Nails. It

(01:48:55):
was forty two years old today,and that is your porno. Birde busy.
Nothing else. You don't know,you don't know? Maybe three at
a time. Yeah, you don'tknow, you don't know, right,
celebrity birthdays, you know, andthat is a Monday morning look at what
is happening with the world of nerdsin your nerd Out Report. We're gonna

(01:49:16):
take a quick break more WHATODI shownext? Hang on, look hood Show
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show allright? Time to wrap up and get
the hell out of here, everybody, Let's go do it for Monday and
today's full show podcast that's waiting foryou if you go to the woodieshow dot

(01:49:36):
com. We got your Employee ofthe Month nominees. Thank you everybody.
You can keep those coming in.We'll have the announcement for you tomorrow morning
as we wrap up the month ofApril. But today some Woodies Show food
news, also the Menace Cooking Cornerwith the omelet station. Eggs from the

(01:49:57):
chickens that we that we hatched righthere in the studio. Yeah, some
things kind of really came full circle, right from eggs to eggs that were
produced by the things that came fromthe eggs. You got it. A
cycle of life, the cycle oflife. Some trending news headlines raves nerd
out and more. I'll wait forthe Monday podcast. Just hit up the
woodyshow dot com coming up for youtomorrow, brand new redneck news and anything

(01:50:18):
else you got. You can leaveon the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four. What he is?The number that's eight seven seven forty four.
What Where? You can find uson the social media platform of your
choice. Look for us at theWoody Show. All right, Raby Mina,
Sea Bass, Sammy, anything youlike to add nop. Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, if you're worried about what the weather

(01:50:38):
is going to be like in fiftyyears, you have a couple of options.
Block traffic or destroy some priceless art. Yeah, that'll really show her.
That'll do it. And you're justgonna drag people by the hundreds over
to your side, to your callexactly. You be like, oh my
god, this person, you know, they really race U a great point.

(01:51:00):
Yeah, now I'm getting Now I'mawake. You've just pissed me off
enough that I'm gonna not care justto spite you totally. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gorydo it. Thank you so much for
giving the wo He Show some ofyour valuable time this morning. You know
we love it, appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We will catch youback here on Tuesday. Have a great
day. SMD double M. Iquit this bitch.