The Woody Show February 27th 2024 Podcast

Hypnosis Experiment, Redneck News, Random Questions & More!

Episode Transcript

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Due to the graphic nature of thisprogram, will listen to this question.
Is it lies the Woody Show?Is the Woody Show? Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Hey,good morning, everybody says Tuesday. It
is February the twenty seventh, twentytwenty four. Hello and welcome. Thank
you for being here giving us someof your valuable time this morning. My
name is Woody, her name isRay, and it got Greg Gory.
Good morning, Good to see you. Greg. There's a menace. He's

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our social media director. You canfind us. You can follow us at
the woods Show on Instagram and Twitteror what are you looking at? Greg?
Look us right here, just hangingNo, no, no, we're
pointing right at it. A littleteeny baby starter. You just can He

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palmed it. He grabbed it withhis hand and set up. What you
should have done is grabbed the straightthreads and should have grabbed straight Oh yeah,
I wondering what you're pointing at.Yeah, like I thought something's coming
out of the vent or something likethat. All right, good job,
great opportunity. Now it's good joball the way for the next spider to

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fall from the sea line. There'sa man follow us on all the social
media platforms. At the Woody Show, there's a Sea Mass. We got
Sammy is on vacation this week,you guys monkey board. Uh yeah,
we've got Caroline there on the WoodyShow production department, and Morgan's here.
We got vond you calling on thephone to be a part of whatever you'd
like this morning contest topic, whateverit might be. Eight seven seven forty

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four what or go ahead? Hitus up with that text over to two
to nine eight seven. So wegot Kevin Stone. He's a hypnotist.
Hypnotist. Dot com is his website. And so what we did is we
you know, so what you're gonnahear today is our conversation with Kevin before
the hypnosis happened. And then thehypnosis went and happened in a different room,

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and it took way longer, bythe way, than we thought it
was gonna take. It was supposedto take like a half an hour long.
And I'm sitting around like waiting witha couple other people who didn't partake
in the actual hypnosis. Apparently I'mnot the prime candidate for hypnosis. Hard
to believe. Hard to believe becauseSea Bass not a prime candidate either not

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dog. So we're like sitting aroundlike waiting for this to be afraid or
scared. That's what it was.Now we're just too closed minded to the
whole thing. You got it.You have to have an open mind to
which I really I am curious aboutit, but not for me to do
myself. I can't count to tenwithout thinking it hasn't been ten seconds yet.
There was at least one thing thatwas really cool, Yeah, that

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I think that you could have experiencedwithout doing like the deep dive. So
our conversation with Kevin Stone, thehypnotist, and then what we did is
we regrouped after it was all saidand done to kind of get the reactions
from everybody after the hour and ahalf long. And then now that it's
been a couple of days, it'sbeen a few days, so like I

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want to check back in with everybodyand see how they're feeling since then and
has it helped with any of thestuff that they were looking to get hypnotized
for. So that's happening today.We've got a brand new Redneck News,
some trending news headlines and more onthe Woodie Show for you this morning.
And see mass this is what you'vebeen saying. According to a new report,

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marrying your cousin is quote probably finein most cases. That's why I
started with this is what he's beensaying. It's again, once you get
to second again, second cousin,it's a genetically genetically despite being illegal in
twenty five states. But this hassparked a debate online. Basically, h

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you know, this article is tryingto make a point that the risk of
genetic defects in offspring born to relativessignificantly lower than widely believe, thank you.
And while marrying your cousin seems grossand weird to most people, because
it is, it's actually encouraged.In some countries. For example, in
the Middle East, marrying within thefamily is seen as a means of strengthening

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bonds and ensuring the continuity the continuitycontinuity. Oh my god, conity.
What an idiots, Oh my god. Staring at this word, I'm like,
good it continue continuity, God,Jesus, I would think it would

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be consistency of the ensuring the continuityof social and economic stability, right,
yeah, property to you know,and stuff like that. Yeah. So
the backlash they've been receiving since theypublished this article highlights the broader societal struggle
to balance progressive scientific insights. Yeah, with deeply rooted moral and ethical belief.

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It's prejudice, is what it is. But you're thinking about your first
cousins like they're practically your siblings ifyou put them true. But even so,
like, okay, you're a cousin, right, second cousin, third
cousin, whatever, aren't there enoughpeople out there, you know what I
mean? But to be honest,to be honest, though, I think
there's a lot of people that aresecond, third cousins that are hooking up

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and they have no clue because thatmakes you go to like a twenty three
meters or you go to ancestry orwhatever. They have maps. But once
you find out, yeah, onceyou find out, you bring it off,
right, Yeah, of course.But I'm just saying. I'm just
saying, if you if you clickon the DNA maps, there are so

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many people that you never even heardof, that are related to you,
that live in the same area thatare considered your second and third cousins.
Dog, it's one thing if youdon't know, right, it's one thing.
And like in those kind of situations, but the people who knowingly and
like Sea bass is almost like he'smaking the argument for like a knowingly sack
out any way. Second cousin,of course, would be that you say

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you share a similar great grandparents,So think about how far do you even
meet your great grandparents? Like whyis that to be any what doesn't have
to be? Do you see?I'm saying, like happens how many people
are on the planet, Like,you can't just you know, eliminate the
first, second, third cousins andgo from there. You don't have access
to every person on the planet.Well no, but there's enough depends on

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how small your town is, exactly, didn't Jared Lee Lewis, The Great
Balls of Fire Guy Problems Works,married his first cousin and she was thirteen
hooking up with his cousin maybe,I mean probably he's still looking at the
continuity God. And that's a wordyou should know. It is a word

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business, I know, but like, just for whatever reason, I'm staring
at this word and like in thatmoment, this wasn't happening, it didn't
ring true. I'm like, whatthe hell is this? It's a It's
a word I'm very familiar with I'llgoing back. Einstein did marry his first
cousins? Yeah, oh that's notyour boy. Elon's in the news.
Did you find out anything about youryour cyber truck? I haven't gotten my
notice to shipped yet, now,so how does that work? Does it

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tell you, like what place you'rein line at this point? Like any
kind of update whatsoever? I've gotten? Well, once they once they officially
debuted, I got started getting textmessages asked me to buy other Teslas,
but I said, while you're waitingon your cyber truck. And here I
got one and said, experience aTesla before your cyber truck. But I
do have an order number, whichis meaningless, you know. But you
can't go to the website and seewhat the status is because they'll tell me.

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Because I don't have to make choicesabout production like what I want,
Like I told them I want thetry motor all wheel drive. But again
that was in June of twenty twenty. Which cheap Interia you're gonna go with?
I guess that doesn't it come withlike a faux leather or something.
Yeah, anyway, but I doI remember I mentioned I loved the black
rap on mine but I've seen moreand more on the street. Now we'll

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say zero. Well, Tesla dothe rapper. You got to bring that
to like a third party. Youcan get a third party rap, which
I might. I might end updoing that, but they do. They
offer the silver regular stainless steel,and then they have a black reap.
Also Tesla will do that. Yeah, there's a two options. Well color
a rapper? Do you go onsomething like bad? I've seen guys that
have done. I'm already they gota few. If you go private,

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you can get you know, anythingyou want. Of course, is it
a regular black or a matte black? I believe it's a regular, regular
black, glossy, oh, regularregular, all right, I just wanted
a bright teal I'm seeing Elon andTesla are in the news because they canceled
a pie order where it's sixteen thousanddollars last minute from this little like mom
and pop bakery in San Jose.They made the pies, said it left

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them thousands of dollars in the hole. So Elon didn't cancel this. No
Elon himself didn't. But Elon thenfound out about it and tweeted saying,
first I'm hearing about this, andhe says he'll make things good with the
bakery. I think he should justbuy the bakery. Yeah, yeah,
just buy the whole thing. Thestory is a great guy, Elon,
great guy Dix. Right. No, I'm not knocking them. I'm just

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saying. So the place is calledthe Giving Pies like that very pipe.
It's a dumb name, but it'sa very popular place there in San Jose,
California. You're not giving them away? Uh? They said they set
out the four thousand mini pie orderfor a Tesla Valentine's Day Black History Month
event. How are you marrying thosetwo things together? Yeah, Elon is
very much against ice on it kindof stuff. Yeah, Valentine's Day,

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Black History Month event? What wouldthat? I'm trying to imagine what that
would even be. I'm trying topicture a decor, all right, Yeah,
which which black figure? Which BlackHistory figure would be your Valentine?
And then everybody gets together and thenafter you give your answer and then you
get then you get a pie.A bit of a shoehorn of a concept

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there anyway, So, uh,you know, Elon tweeted that he's gonna
make a riv with the bakery.But the owner of the Giving Pie says
you hasn't heard a damn thing fromhim or anyone at Tesla since the cancelation.
But I mean four thousand pis youknow I'll take care of that's a
that's a lot of pop. ImagineI'll get an eight seven seven forty four.

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Is show. Everybody. Hey,all right, so we have an Instagra

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guest. As we told you,his name is Kevin Stone. Please welcome
Kevin. That's wow' Kevin? Souh okay, So hypnotist dot com is
the website. Kevin is a masterhypnotist, a board certified hypnotherapist. Board.
What board? What do you thinkis there? Like a oh,

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yeah, it's organized board who deemsus worthy of doing what we do?
And it's of course a hierarchy ofhypnosis. And when you get all your
studies in and all your practice.Yeah, and they have a lot of
questions, as you can tell,I think, can you can you tell
that? Just by the way I'mlooking at you as this board, I
can tell a lot of things ina moment I walked in the room.

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Yeah, like what for example?Yeah, read the room nervousness, excitement,
Yeah, curiosity, horniness? Didyou league hip the therapist? Kevin
is recognized as the number one globalexpert and authority on hypnosis. Wow.

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What a production? Yeah? Youclaim to be the most requested hypnotist in
the world. I don't make anyclaims. I just know what I do.
Okay, Well, who calls youin? Like, so, is
this a full time job or doyou like this? Is you look like
you work at the pro like thepro shop or whatever? Of course?
Yeah, you know someone needs somehypnosis, like, hey guys, I'll

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be back. I need to makeI need to share five strokes off my
game, hypnotize me being a betterputter. Yeah yeah, yeah, So
I didn't know there was a certainlook that had to be a hypnotist.
But there is a stereotypical I getit because of the car UNEs Comento and
yeah yeah, dark with the goatee, crystal ball. So is this is
this a full time occupation for youthat can make a living? This is

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what I said, Yeah, I'min this for thirty years. Wow.
Okay, So, like, sohow does it work? Like you get
a call and it's from like,like, who's your average customer. I
treat their average Joe. Anyone whowants to call, who wants to work
on their lives, to help themselves, whatever does they want to change in
their lives. I'm the guy tocall. I'm the guy who's going to

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make it happen. Okay, Andthen what do you go to them?
They come to you, are youlike in a strip ball like the chiropractor
is or knows? How does itwork? Like do you go to their
house and like, cause you needlike a certain we're going to hypnotize some
people here today. Yeah, Iknow, I love it and like,
but there was like a certain environmentthat needed to be set up. It

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could be right here. We coulddo it right here if we really wanted
to to make it more effective andfor what we're doing today, Yeah,
we set up a room where we'regoing to do the official hypnosis because we
can't do it on air because ifwe do it on air, people start
to going to hypnosis and uh yeah, rash car by the way, it's
not safe, Sammy, Sammy didhave acause? Sammy, what are you
getting? Like? What do youfor stress? And my back pain?

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For stress and back, you cando hypnosis works for like pain. Absolutely,
yeah, really yeah, absolutely.I thought it was like cluck like
a chicken kind of stuff or likeI've heard about like the stop smoking smoking.
Yeah, very well, the generalthings of what again the stereotypical Again,
I walked in, people expect tosee a certain look and all this
kind of thing that comes in thestigma that comes with being a hypnotist.

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Right, So, my job asa hypnotist is basically get into the subconscious
mind with your permission. Again,I can't hypnotize anyone who doesn't want to
be hypnotized, or I can't makeyou go rob a bank and all this
foolishness that you see in TV andin the movie cluck like a chicken stuff,
so that you're are you saying that'sfoolish, like, that's not that's
not real hypnosis? You could?I mean I do. Look, I

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take there's two sides to me.There's an entertainment side, and then there's
the medical side. The board certifiedall of the introduction, so on the
on the stage side, which we'veall seen comedy hypnosis shows, right,
Yeah, we do. I don'tdo the cluck like a chicken thing.
My objective and the reason even theeven the reason I'm here today is to
again promote the positivity of a natural, organic state called hypnosis. Okay,

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right, And actually everybody in thisroom, especially you wouldy is actually a
hypnotist. You don't even know it. You're a natural hypnotist. Pat your
interest, right, memore? SomebodyI once heard that. Have you ever?
I bet everybody has. You've drivenhome. Let's say it's a half
hour drive and by the time youget home, you realize I don't really

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remember driving home. Yeah, theysay, that's kind of exactly a truckers
call it white line fever. Again, you're you're driving along and some people
are probably doing it now. Youjust missed your exsit was three ages back
somewhere. So fascinating, right,And that's where that's where my hypnosis powers.

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You're on the right track. There'sa little voice inside of our head
that we're programming ourselves every day.How many people woke up today, looked
in the mirror and said, I'mhaving a bad hair day. You already
started your day off with a negativeyou see. So that's the programming and
the negative scripting that continues inside yourmind throughout your entire day without even realizing

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or knowing why. Go ahead,So so Greg, you want to what's
the what's the objective here for you? Well, we were told we could
keep it super vague, so justbe better. And then one of them
is given up vaping, all right, so stop vaping. Right, So
when I'm trying to understand like howhow this will work, So like when
you, for Greg, for example, stop vaping, You're gonna just try

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to get him to chill, likejust to kind of like clear his mind
whatever. And then and then areyou like kind of like barking code at
him kind of thing, like I'veonly seen this stuff that's like on age,
like you talk about the stage ship, you know what I mean?
Like like, so, like howare like you're saying you won't vape anymore,
you'll hate vaping. Vaping is poison. Vaping is like are you well,

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that's a version therapy. That's adifferent type. It really depends.
I'll have a little chat with Gregand decide which direction I'm gonna go.
But look, so Greg already knowis willing, wanting, and so again,
I have no powers, I haveno magic. I'm not going to
sprinkle any voodoo dust on people.And you're gonna WOA drugs, not one,

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not one, but just feel likeyou're on drugs. Sammy was worried
that she shouldn't try. You definitelycan. It's definitely gonna work on her.
I know that's a dumb question.There's no dumb question. Yes there
are. There are dumb questions.So the only question m I do so

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listen, this is what I dodaily. So to me, there is
no jump questions because I hear thesame questions, the same concerns, the
same thought processes. This is standardin my industry of what I do,
because, like, if you wentto go see that chiropractor, he's gonna
hear the same questions. You know, it's the same. It's you guys
are a radio host, it's thesame thing. You go out, somebody

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realizes who you are, you're gonnaget the same question. Well, Kevin
Stone is here. He is ourguest. He is a master hypnotist,
a board certified hypno therapist, recognizedthe number one global expert and authority on
hypnosis. Uh. The website ishypnotist dot com. What we're gonna do
here in full disclosure for the audience, this is not in real time.
We're gonna come back. It's goingto be a recorded reaction from everybody and

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it will wrap up because I wantyou to have your time to do whatever
you want with having to worry abouthow much time I got left here on
the show. Love that commercials andstuff like that. So before everybody goes
in, you want to stop vaping? Sure, menace, what's yours?
Stop being fat? All right?So weight loss? Yeah? Do you
think you have enough power to dothat? Yeah? Weight loss? Sam,

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you already heard the back pain andthen just lower stress. Yes,
all right, uh, Morgan,you're gonna do this too. Yeah,
so I put weight loss down tobe you know, generic, But but
let me say, I want tofocus if we can be more specific on
like eating disorders, because that's somethingI struggle with, absolutely, really absolutely.
Yeah, Okay, you struggle becauseyou're not heavy at all. Right.

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I get that she's tall and skinny. I'm like weight loss. It's
like when Greg says he's fat,Like what are you talking about? Right?
But that could be better? Yeah, yeah, No, I mean
like eating disorders, that's a that'sa completely different thing. No, but
I'm glad you clarified that because,yeah, when she said weight loss,
there's no way. But see that'swhat people when they call me, they
always have something they they tell youthey want to change. It's not really

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that. Yeah. So I'm gladyou were transparent with that and really said
it's an easy disorder and not away. What's your real reason, men,
is definitely weight loss. Thank you. All right, He's off to the

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room. Let's see if we canbe hypnotized a Kevin Stone is here more
next on The Woody Show. Hangon, it's show, all right,
welcome back everybody. So, uh, this is an hour and a half
later. Oh it is, yeah, from uh when we left before the

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break, we were with Kevin Stone. He is a master hypnotist, a
board certified hypnotherapist. He's recognized asthe number one global expert and authority on
hypnosis. Hypnotist dot com is thewebsite. And all right, so how'd
it go? We went, Well, everybody except for myself. I didn't
know Raby was doing it. Isthat a last decision? I went in

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because I thought it was going tobe cool. Okay, but yeah,
but you weren't on my on mylist of people who are participating. What
so what did you go in there? To be hypnotized? For? To
be focused better and filter out thenoise, focus better and filter out the
noise. Okay, yeah, abstractionsbetter distractions. So they went into another

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room. You're at the radio stationand and somebody kind of like walked me
through. Kevin, you want tostart, like how does this begin?
Like everybody just like sits down orlays down, like how does this happen?
Yeah? I didn't even know.We went an hour and a half.
So even were you hypnotized, absolutelyI'm want to tell you why,
because you lose track of time whenyou're in a hypnotic state. So for

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example, Greg, how long didyou think you're in hypnosis? Uh?
Maybe half hour? Okay, twentyminutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
twenty minutes. I said you shouldsay an hour and a half. Yeah.
So basically we go in the room. It's just like going into my
office in a hypnotherapy process where you'resitting down. You're getting as comfortable as
possible if you want to lay down, great. In this case, we
sat down and we started the process. The hypnotic trace is that basic.

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I think the could we just goright into the setup. So you had
us go through some like early stagesbefore he got into the main thing.
And good that. The early stageof stuff was trippy because there was a
visual of there was a cameraman inthe studio and he had this like look
into like the old school spinning thingdisc and he's like, look at the

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hypno disc and then look at thecameraman, and then the cameraman's head expanded
into yeah, And then we talkedfor a little bit like okay, then
go back and look at the spinningthing again, and he didn't like suggest
like look at his head, didn'tsay anything, and then we looked back

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at his head and then it startsshrinking down like almost like like a little
little tiny again. There was nosuggestion on like what was going to happen,
what was going to happen at all. But what was crazy is it
didn't start like deflating until you hita certain number. So like when you
were looking at the camera, man, his head was still deflated the whole

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time. And while you're counting,Kevin, it's correct, okay? Yeah,
and Greg, what were you goingto say you were that? I
was surprised at a couple of things. Number one, not surprised that.
I feel like I was the onethat wanted to most believe and relax,
and I felt like I was resistantto it m hm, because I was
way too conscious about how was Isitting? Was I doing it right?
Was I doing everything right? AmI being polite? Am I being rude?

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Ravy and Vaughn I think they werelike on another planet. Yeah,
really, especially especially at the veryend once you're still under hypnosis. Uh,
Kevin does this thing where he's verycasual and you'll kind of like,
you know, Pat you on theshoulder or shake your hand, and he
shook Vaughn's hand. He's like,hey, good job, good job,
and then he said sleep and Vaughnwent all the way to the floor.

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And I wasn't sure if you wereaware you did that or I was aware.
And it was like just so heavy, you know, like there was
a point during the form of thatI was trying to open my eyes,
but like it felt hard open myeyes even yeah, like I know I
could, but it just wasn't happening, honest question. He likes weeded this

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morning, definitely, And then Radyseems super serious. Like at one point
Kevin was saying, you did agreat job. I thought you'd be resistant,
and she just had this stare onher face. Oh yeah, huh
yeah. See Greg's doing the playby play exactly how it felt in the
room. To keep it simple,there's three stages heavy light, medium.
Greg was very medium light. Shesurprised me the most. And Vaughn we're

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talking third stage. Wow, whatan overachiever? And Ray all right,
so they were both through. Whatabout Sammy because she and it's the most
I think, uh flowed out,like you don't even have to sell her
on anything. I think she's justthe most app to just buy an immediately,
I think that hand. And she'svery open to whatever happens in life.

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She enjoys life and the journey,whatever's happening. She's in the moment
that this is what I've told youtoo, though, And you just don't
really believe me because I don't,because I kind of let things happen as
they happen, and even when itcomes to like crying or something, right,
I'll cry here in front of people, and you guys will freak out

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and be like, she's so emotional, and I'm like, no, you
just saw it because it happened rightnow, okay, whereas all you guys
are kind of blocked off and maybesaving it for later or saving it for
never okay, And I'm just kindof happens. I'm just saying that part.
I will say this. Physically,I feel different, Yeah, totally,
Like I feel like I've been physicallymassaged or and I have a weird

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metallic taste in my mouth. Hasanybody ever told you that? Absolutely,
like almost like a blood taste,And what's that from? Like what would
cause something like that physiological reaction?Everyone responds differently to the process. So
this is his particular process as it. Have I heard that before? Yes,
absolutely, so it's normal. It'scommon. Yeah. Do you feel
like a little looser, like heavierbut in a good way, like relax?

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Do you feel like any differently towardyou wanted to stop vaping? I
mean, I'm still thinking about it, but I think with the move,
he does this thing where you envisionyourself in a movie theater and you look
at your problem and make it minimize, minimize, minimize to zero. And
I feel like that is a goodexercise in the sense that I'm going to
envision life without it. If thatmakes sense. If that's what you did,

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Yeah, that's what's going to happen. It was like physically, I
gave them the choice of what theywant to do with that issue. The
people who seem to be most like, I want to say trance, but
who seem to be most like likea lethargic kind of response Raybe, I
feel like a borderline angry. Idon't know. I feel like I'm like

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a three hour deep tissue massage,Like I'm that like seriously, like I
feel LUPI massroom. Someone has likeas an aura like, yeah, yeah,
she's got like a different well it'snot an angry or because your face
looks angry. And then I wouldsay like, uh, definitely Venice,

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Venice menace and that's a combination ofmenace and Vaughn. Yeah. I think
I had issues with the setup processbecause he wanted us to imagine and visualize
things, and I don't know ifwith the staircase thing, you're like imagine
like a beautiful staircase, right,but my staircase was like all like messed

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up. It wasn't and I kepton having like different yeah, different stairs.
I couldn't focus, I couldn't likejust stick to make my mind.
I'm like should it be? Wouldshould it be? Yeah? And then
the stairs would totally disappear, likekind of like you're looking at a television,
and then the signals messed up.My stairs were hobwarts. I was

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feeling gone through this process before,and you're, right, what do you
Because I was in the room withother people and then you see them like
in a deep state and they're likejust dead in the eyes, like yeah,
like when you're looking forward. Youwalked in, when Raby walked in,
when Vaughan walked in. It alllooked like you had just been woken
up, Like literally, you're justlike getting like rattled out of bed.
And then you know, we cameback in the studio. It was super

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fun and relaxing. I would recommendit all right, and Sammy, yeah,
you just like, is your backpain gone? No? Are you
less stressed? Maybe it's maybe it'sleft. I don't know, I mean
less stressy. I was like laughingduring the whole thing, like I don't
know, I couldn't stop, andI still kind of can't stop. I
don't know why I didn't see that. Oh yeah, I was laughing.

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I don't know. Well I wasn'tthat. I don't think I was as
focused on as everywhere else. Ticklelike is it like like you could reason,
everyone experiences something different in the physiologicallife bonds A right, Von come
over here for a second, yeah, right, high. Okay, we've

(29:08):
established that once you're hypnotized by aprofessional hypnotist, you're always hypnotized. Right,
So if I don't ever see anyof you again for another twenty years,
and we meet each other at asupermarket somewhere and I notice you,
I can take you right back intohypnosis. That's how simple at it.
But could another hypnotist do the samething because you're already primed? Uh no,

(29:30):
only if they're suggestible to that particularhypnotist. Any questions. I mean,
he's about to do something with vonright, Yeah, oh okay,
real simple to show you how howthe hypnotic state work, and which you
guys missed in the other room.It's a simple thing. Take a nice
steep breath on and release good,look at me, no steep breath ready,
take my hands on and this isbasically what we did in the room,

(29:52):
say lethargic, Yeah, relaxed,Yeah, he is ready and dead
arm sleep for now, feeling good. Now he just went back into that
stick out of here. He iscurrently slouched over ye did in the other
room. This is exactly what theylook like in the other room. You're
gonna see this videotaped the entire problemand you'll see he was like that for

(30:15):
like at least fifteen If Woody likecomes up and yells at him, will
he could become insane or something.Well, at this point I can give
him suggestions, yeah to do certainthings, okay, and he will do
that, like such as get hispizza every day, like such as,
if I commit, I'll tell youwhat, We're gonna have something with you,

(30:36):
Woody about that? Sure? Isthat fine? Yeah? I just
want to make sure. Yeah,okay? Good. So, upon awakening
to kind of three, Vaughan,you're still in is feeling amazing and wonderful
in every way. However, Vaughn, on the kind of three, you're
going to think that Woody, Actually, who's your favorite female celebrity? Kate
Beckhasale? Okay, he is KateBeckhamsale, She's he sounds like Kate,

(30:57):
looks like Kate. Everything is andyou want to get close to Kate.
Do you understand that your head?Yes, good, I'm gonna count the
three. Vaughan, get up outof your seat. As soon as you
open your eyes, the most amazingthings right in front of you. You're
gonna want to go over there?Can I show my cans you whatever you
need? One? Two? Three? Eyes open? Von Hi? Hi?

(31:18):
Von hi? What's up? Whatare you thinking? Something you need
to do? Go ahead? Goahead? What I don't know? I
don't think that will work? Ohgood, thank god, good, thank
god. I thought I was gonnacome over here and try to. He
just touched my breast. He justsnapped his fingers and Vaughan immediately keeled back
over. Oh oh. This alsohelps with again understanding where things are at

(31:47):
all. Right, well, Kevin, this is really interesting. I'm curious
to see how everybody feels, youknow, over the next few days,
and I've encouraged everyone to at leastcontact me because I always like to know
what's going on. Now. Thisparticular program, we didn't more of a
serious kind of a side of theof the medical hypnotherapy. You know,
We're we're gonna go in a directionof having more fun. We couldn't figure

(32:07):
out what we were doing, butwe want more into and that's fine because
it's a great educational program to listento and to understand what this natural organic
state is. And I'm glad allof you experienced there, really am Well.
It's a hypnotist dot com. Youcan follow him on Instagram at Hollywood
Hypnotist Kevin Stone. Also on Twitterh h Kevin Stone. You can find

(32:28):
them there. Oh, one thingI did want, I'm sure Metasa has
a curiosity about too, So youworked, uh with the teen moms like
teen mom og on MTV what whatwas the hypnosis there? To keep their
legs together? Like when I whenI snapped my fingers, your legs will
snap back together and you will tryto be more responsible from here on?

(32:49):
How is that how that works?Almost? No more. We did the
final MTV show all about hypnosis andit was with the entires cast. Yeah,
they at least quite interesting to watchthat it's up there on the YouTube.
Well, Kevin, thank you verymuch, Henry, I appreciate you
coming by. All right, whenI stabbed my fingers, we're gonna go
to break, we'll be right backthis it's show, all right. So

(33:15):
we had a hypnotist, Kevin Stonein, and yes, we had to
pre record those segments with him becauseyou know the hypnosis. He had said
it was gonna take about thirty minutes. Thank god we recorded, because it
ended up taking an hour and ahalf. Yeah, there was a lot
of pre chatter, so much preamble. But he came in saying that he

(33:37):
already started, so he thought he'dbe like ahead of it. But yeah,
yeah, all right. So nowthat it's been now that's been at
least a few days since the hypnosis, So Greg, like, do you
find yourself vaping less. I see, do you still have your vape plugged
into the USB port of your laptop? But is that just relux it just
to look cool? It was cool. I am not vaping less. No,

(33:58):
okay, sadly like and uh,sammy, how's your back pain?
It actually is less. It's notas much. It's still there, but
it's not as much as it wasgood. And I've found myself doing more
stretches and exercising to help my backbecause I notice it kind of more of
going like, oh, I shouldtake more action, like stand up if

(34:19):
my back is hurting, rather thansit in the same position and just be
like, oh, I'm a Backer'swhat you saying. The hypnosis made you
be just more aware of it todo more stretches and then make it feel
better. It might have. It'snot necessarily directly the hypnosis, right,
Okay, as I suspected. Iwill say this, though that session made
me it physically manifested in me.I don't know if it changed. I
agree with that they felt strange,yes, but I think because you said

(34:45):
we're in there for an hour anda half, Yes, forty minutes of
it was preamble, but then likethe rest of the time, like your
head is down really low. Yeahfor a long huh, brains, deep
breaths and all this kind of stuff, like you blood's rushing to your head.
So yes, I felt very physicallydifferent after I did it. Yeah,
I mean there was that, andalso there was the it was after

(35:07):
the show and so you know,from you know, being here all morning,
getting up at the time we getup, and then the doing that
right, and when you're told torelax in that story and you're doing relaxed.
Yeah, So I mean, doyou feel any more focused? Right?
I don't. Okay, I don'tthink it worked at all all right,
but in the moment I was killingit. When we walked back in

(35:30):
you and both looked zombies, justbecause yeah, all right, menace you
feeling skinnier, Like I think itwas like the it was more like a
motivational thing. I think that's thepart we didn't talk about, like uh
during the whole thing of that hourand a half. It was a lot
of like motivation, positivity, thingslike that, that mindfulness and the I

(35:54):
think the power suggestion. So uh, am I more skinny after a couple
of days. No, but itdoes make your behavior it does make me
think. You're like, oh,I shouldn't eat that. Yeah, and
then do you not eat it?Yeah? Yeah, and I don't eat
it. But it's just like,you know, you can have that.
I've had plenty of thoughts like that, like oh I shouldn't eat that,

(36:15):
and the next thing, I killedit. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
I understand, but that's you know, that was the reaction to it.
Somebody on the text Paul wondering howmuch what a session got. We
tried to ask him that question andhe wouldn't give us a clear answer.
He said, it's like, well, you know, it's individual, it's
different based on different things. Well, yeah, depend on you know.
Are you going to him? Ishe going to you? Right? Yeah?

(36:37):
I did watch something very interesting.I don't know. Did you watch
like the Heist on is like adocumentary series on on Netflix? Sounds familiar?
Yeah, And they did have thisone story about this couple that robbed
I think it was Circus Circus inVegas, like in the nineties, and
one of the girls she would doself hits to like psych yourself out to

(37:01):
do the robbery, like she didlike probably a month beforehand, and then
the day of So I don't know, it's just the power of it's called
what the heist? Heist? Yeah, let me let me get talk about
like different robberies and stuff. Yeah, just stop talking about big Yeah.
I think it's just heist, allright, Yeah hoist on Netflix. Yeah,

(37:24):
all right, we'll check it outwell, Kevin Stone. If you
have more curiosity or if you wantto learn more, his website again as
hypnotist dot com hypnotist dot com.And yeah, if you want to get
ahold of us here eight seven sevenforty four, you can hit us up
with the text over to two tonine eight seven. Everybody else gonna take

(37:45):
a quick break. I'm gonna takea permanent one'm and fill myself. You
shows back, got a redneck news. We're gonna have forty to start this
brand new hour insensitivity training for apolitically correct world. It's February the twenty
seventh, twenty twenty four. I'mWoody, and that is Ravy. Good

(38:07):
morning, great gory high wood.There's menace. What's up? Seed?
Maass is here. We've got Sammymorning and Caroline because she's so lonely in
there. Bort's on vacation. Inthe speak our employee of the month,
which, by the way, we'regetting to the end of the month,
got to start thinking about here,nominate four employee of the month. I'm
already locked and loaded. We've gotto our associate producer, Morgan Vaughn's here.

(38:30):
He's our video producer. You onthe phones, always welcome to be
part of the show. Eight sevenseven forty four. What he is?
The number that's eight seven seven fortyfour what You can also hit us up
with the text over to two twonine eight seven. I do have that
redneck news here in a second.But I want to tell you do this
crazy story I was reading about.There's a metal band in Tennessee. They're

(38:50):
called uh Lorona Larna, and Iwas trying to find some music from them.
I can't even find any music fromthem, but they just kicked their
leads, say or out of theband. His name is Diego, because
it turns out the Diego was tryingto steal his bandmate's fiance. Oh this
check Caroline. Now. The bandmate'sname is six and Diego was dosing him

(39:14):
with estrogen. And apparently when they'renot rock and Diego has some kind of
job in the fitness or you know, supply supplement to whatever industry, Like,
you know, he gets all thesupplies for like proteins and pre workout
stuff and whatever. And so hewas giving his bandmates six these pre workout
formulas that he was loading up withestrogen. What and his plan here is

(39:36):
he figured that he would give himthe opportunity here to swoop in once he
looked stronger and more manly in comparison. And all it did really was cost
this poor six guy thousands of dollarsin medical bills just trying to figure out
what the hell's wrong with them.Also, doesn't this guy get arrested or
something like yeah, for anything?I would think I didn't see anything about

(39:59):
that, but it's getting written upin all these different wow music news websites
and stuff. So this guy hasto go to endochronologist now for several months
just to make sure his hormone levelsget back to normal. Yeah, what
could that cause? Like? Boobsboobs boss, that's what happened to what's
his face from the imitation game SuperFamous Scientists where he was chemically castrated forcibly

(40:27):
estrogenized after you know, basically helpingend World War two right, I'm kind
of being gaged. Would you haveshrinkage as well? Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah. Wow, Yeah that suckstrying to think of what you guys
have been feeding mere hesent Like didI got emotional again? Yesterday? There
was a nice do you caunts seeon my on my dwinter? All right?
So, uh it's his video withthis girl and I don't know how

(40:52):
old she is. She's got tobe like, I don't know, seventeen
maybe okay, you know, Andshe sets up the camera and she just
goes over to her dad is overon the other couch and he's, you
know, on his phone or whatever, and she just goes over there and
cuddles with him the same way thatshe always has, and she was like
a baby, right, And itmade this guy's day, Like, dude,

(41:17):
it hit me so hard because likeall I could do is I thought
about my daughter and who's now eleven, you know what I mean? And
as they get bigger, you're wondering, like because every time she comes over
and she like she does she wantsher daddy and she comes over and she
like nuzzles into me and stuff,and I go, I wonder how much
longer this is gonna last. AndI say her every once in a while,

(41:37):
like, hey, you know,even when you're grown, you gotta
come over here and you gotta cuddlewith me. You got to cuddle with
me. You're about to get soteenage years. Yeah, that's it stops.
Okay, well that's where this girlis. And it says, it
says, crawling into my dad's armslike I used to. And this was
his reaction. This guy, itmade his year. You could just tell.

(41:59):
It's like Braby is about what abouttwelve through fifteen is where they get
all moody and weird. They're moodyand weird now, I mean, you
know a little bit older than that. I think, oh, we were
told and then we've definitely seen it. We were told the beginning of this
year. She's in fifth grade.The teacher who's been teaching fifth grade for
like twenty years, and she's like, this is the year especially with girls,

(42:20):
that things get wild. Boy,you know this is where you know,
hormones and gossipy stuff, and youknow they all that stuff really kind
of kicks in the high game.Periods coming around. People start getting their
periods, right, Oh the pierYeah, the peers that will message peers
and peers you know remember my firstperiod? Yeah, just dumb tamps.

(42:40):
Yeah, but and yeah, therehas been more drama this year than other
year. But it's like kids stuff. Yeah but maybe so it's real stuff.
But I love that video. Girls. Motive was not to make her
dad's day. It was to makea video. Yeah, not pure so

(43:01):
weird that you didn't see right throughthat. Should I make my dad happy?
Yes, but I'll put it onvideo? Okay, can I give
you this perspective? Sure? IfI'm the dad, I don't care,
you don't care, I'll take it. Yeah. He was so happy,
Okay, didn't quite didn't quite cry. Which then my daughter told my my

(43:22):
wife yesterday because I saw the video, I go. I called her,
hey, punkin mouse, look atI'm talking. This is what I'm talking
about. She goes, yes,Daddy, don't ever stop coddling. When
I said, see, I said, look look how big this girl is,
you know, And she still cuddleswith her dad. And I said,
you're still going to cuddle with you? Right? Yes, Okay,
I get that on videos you canshow her to Yeah, I will,

(43:44):
you bet I will. That girlclearly doesn't still cuddle with her dad though,
or he wouldn't be so emotional aboutit. He doesn't doing it all
the time, but he was somethingspecial. It was cool. It was
a rare cuddle, right And backto your point, Greg wouldn't get really
oh yeah, I'd be like,all right, that's fine that you take

(44:05):
those moments where you can get themto them all day. Yeah, I
would say, this isn't if youare you cuddle with me when off camera?
Yeah, it's Uh, it's onmy Twitter if you want to see
it. Woody s h W.I retweeted it on the Woody Show account
too. I think I did.Yes, all right, so you can
you can. It's just the latestto get me emotional anyway. So my

(44:27):
daughter's in the car with my wifeyesterday after I showed it the video,
and my wife came home and toldme about it, and she goes,
uh, I've never seen daddy cry. Oh really Yeah, And my wife
had to try to explain it toher, you know, because my my
wife doesn't understand it necessarily either.He'll not be in a push, yeah,
call not being a punk. Idon't think I've ever seen my Greg

(44:50):
probably the same way. IVE neverseen my dad cry even at his dad's
funeral. No, right, Ihave not seen my dad cry, really
cried his mother's funeral. See,Like I've seen my dad tear up,
but usually it's about my kids,you know, because you know, it's
like talking about missing the kids orwhatever. And like my my father in
law too, Like I think,I think you just get weepier when you

(45:14):
get older. Even I've seen yourdad cry, you did. Was he
drunk? He was drunk and high? Well I don't. I don't know
if he was high, but hewas crying. Yeah, there I go.
My daughter turns eighteen next week andshe still comes and cuddles with me.
Just be a good, level headeddad. Yep. I just watched

(45:37):
the video without sound. I wantto like it, but I don't back
at the camera. Make sure Caesarright. And she kind of cuddles in
a weird way like it's almost likeinappropriate. Inappropriate. It's not grabbing her
ass, dude, No, butshe's lying on it's just not hitting me,

(45:58):
right, Yeah, I could look. I could never see my niece
going in that way. My brother. Right, she's just like all the
rabius. They're doing it like acouple, right, it's a little a
little questionable. What I just sawyour dumb video. What reaction are you

(46:20):
talking about? How did this makehis that you could tell just the way
he put that phone down. Hewas like, dude, I'm taking advantage
of this moment right now. Hewas like, I'm going to get really
amorous with my daughter couch. Youguys are so sick the houses dumpy,
she's all self serving. Yeah,this is it, Greg, And all

(46:40):
the row in the cuddle is alittle is this porn hover? It's a
little folati like, like, whatare you going in for? Next up?
Tom Brady on the lips? Lookat that light fixture, idios you
think that couch plugs in probably andit has a built in cup holder.

(47:07):
I've got a brand new redneck news. So what do you show if your
dental plan is a piece of strength? Taed too the exhaust pop of an
ATV. I regret to inform youthat that is, in fact rednick news.
Another guy, I got a fifthgrader who's going through all the emotions
and cuddles less and I'm with Woodyon this one. I'd take it really

(47:30):
Yeah, but have you seen thevideo? Have you seen what a w
spot they listen. Yeah, that'swhat made me cry at the core.
I mean, is there any moldingin that house? To his Redneck news,
how can it be about anything elseother than the story out of Florida

(47:52):
where there were a lot of peoplein cut off shorts and wife beaters last
weekend competing in the inaugural Florida ManGames. Oh right, which is uh,
basically the Olympics for Florida. Redneckslove. Events included a mullet contest
with mud duel with pool noodles.They had an evading arrest obstacle course with
actual cops chasing people down. Therewas another theft simulation relay in which competitors

(48:15):
raced while toting a pair of bicycles, copper pipes, and catalytic converters.
Hilarious. But the best quote fromthe event came this fella's name is James
Gordon. He won the barbecue,pork and sausage speed eating contest. Quote.
I've lived in Florida my whole life. They're calling these events, but
I'm calling this a friggin Tuesday.Yeah. There was a beer wrestling contest

(48:40):
where you had to wrestle another manwhile holding a picture of beer. And
for the ladies, they had aFlorida Mam pinup contest. Now that's one
criticism of the event. They're sayingthere should have been more events for women
other than just a pin up contest. But this is Florida and it's the
inaugural event. Spectators they numbered inthe thousands. They were treated to an

(49:01):
electric guitar version of the Star SpangledBanner as they were sipping canned beers behind
some metal barricades, all while wearingmirrored sunglasses and shouting expletives at the competitors.
Now, the guy who pulled thiswhole thing together said that he had
to tone down some of the racierideas that he had just in order to
get a permit. He says,quote, there's typically drugs and nudity when

(49:22):
you're talking about Florida. But thecity frowned on it when I asked for
the drugs and the nudity. ButI guess, hey, man, there's
always next year. That's funny though, So there you go. That is
from Florida, where mud duels,beer wrestling, and evading arrest competitions came
together for the first annual Florida Mangames and that is today's red Nick.

(49:45):
All right, so we're gonna takea quick break. We got some more
on to show for you. Next, hang on to stop kissing and snuggling
turtles. Well, I think,yeah, you could have got Salmon Millers
who sucks down show Hoodie Hoody HoodyHoody show. Well. I think this

(50:07):
is a bad idea. I thinkit's gonna fail. But the CEO of
Wendy's says they're gonna try out dynamicpricing. Dynamic okay, yeah, so
like if it's late night, it'sa different price. Okay. The changes
happen throughout the day on the pricing, so the digital menu boards so that

(50:30):
you know that burger may cost moreduring busy times like lunch and dinner rush,
but then back to normal prices atslow times. They also say they're
planning to implement AI enabled suggestive selling, like so your order might say oh,
well yeah, like when you're onYouTube, it says, you know,
oh you might like this, orand buy something an Amazon like people
who purchased this also purchased blah blahblah blah blah. You might get a

(50:52):
frosty, so they'll have that ontheir apps. No, no, no,
it's it's gonna be just the digitalwhile you're ordering until the AI will
automatically suggest you might how about afrosty today based on all the other ways.
I've seen that at McDonald's already inthe drive through, So they're planning
to have this up and ready togo by early next year. But the
dynamic pricing thing, I think isdumb. That's like, yeah, it's

(51:15):
too confusing. Figure out when he'sgoer, figure out how much your your
burger is and just charge that.I mean, the prices do change every
once in a while, but liketo have them changed throughout the day.
I could see you, I couldsee like a menace type like not today
menace, but you know, poormenace taking advantage of this being like if
I go at three pm the right, Yeah, you know what, you're

(51:38):
not wrong, actually, but isit actually going to be cheaper or they're
just going to make it more expensiveif you go at Russia because if more
people start going at three pm,they'll probably jack the price up because that's
when they're seeing more action that I'mgoing to have to go at to you.
Yeah, they're just changing it upon you. Okay, Interesting what

(51:58):
would you say the ugliest car ison the road today? I've seen some
really hitting and more, you knowwhat, more than just the model of
the car. Colors. Yeah,the colors out there. Now here's the
thing. I recently and I haven'teven gotten the car yet, but I
recently ordered a car and uh,there were maybe six options for the what

(52:21):
the color of that car could be? Even ordering the car, there were
six options. Where are you findingthis fluorescent green custom custom wraps, third
party? Yeah? But even ifI go on like a certain car manufacturer's
websites or whatever, they'll offer thatas a color and you'll you'll see it

(52:43):
sitting there on the lot as you'redriving by. Why, Like, again,
why had this this car? One? This is years ago? What
was that afford? Something I gotrelaunched in America and we called it the
pol your own Designs on It Parts. I was part of a campaign where

(53:05):
one hundred people got these cars beforeanybody else. You design it, Yeah,
And I was like, oh,the the spotted design looks kind of
cool. Yeah, and spots,yeah, I'm surprised you didn't like it.
Nobody liked it as far as bodystop Chevy bolts, pretty heinous.

(53:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thoseare the cheapest cars, the bye too.
Yeah. I was walking my dogthe other day and I saw an
electric Mercedes. I think it's thee q S, the electric one,
the sedan. It was a headturner as to how ugly it was,
really, I couldn't how dorky itwas. I think some of those grills

(53:49):
on those BMW's look heinous. Thenew ones are dumb, so dumb.
How can we make our grill tenfeet tall? Yeah? And speaking of
the BMW, the bm I seea lot of them now, the BMW
X six, which kind of lookslike a I don't know, it's like
it wants to be a hatchback ina way. Talking about you know what

(54:10):
it looks like. It looks likethe new Mustang EV, which is discussed.
Yeah, okay, that's a that'sa great one. I hate that
new Mustang. It is so gross. It looks like kind of a crappy
the smallest hybrid suv you could find. Yeah, stay slash station Wagon.
Actually the insight is pretty nice though. Oh good for them. Obviously,

(54:32):
you can't have this conversation without saying, cyber truck. That thing is hideous.
It's futuristic. I still have yetto see it in the wild.
I know too, you know,I want to see it in the wi.
I see a lot now. Inever got to be on these streets.
Usually got to live more than amile from your daily trip has to
be more yeah, more than yeah, exactly to the litter box. Yeah,

(54:57):
so, it says. As theowner of a lime green car,
I can say I had a lotmore compliments than hate. People don't want
to Yeah, people just don't wantto be a mean, mean girling like,
oh my god, car. That'slike when you see somebody's really like,
oh my god, you look beautifultoday, do they like they know?
They know, Yeah, they know, they know you're lying right to
their face. But they also knowthat you're being sweet. But you're but

(55:21):
you're lying. My car was lit. I don't know what you're talking about.
Here's another question, diarrhea of topics. Okay, what would your younger
self think of who you are today? Oh? Good question. My younger
self would be really surprised. Ithink my younger self, like I said,
I failed out a speech. Icouldn't speak to people, still can't

(55:43):
speak to people. I was waymore criminally shy than I am now,
But it's not like but not thespeech things necessarily. Hey, my younger
self would think I could talk onthe radio. My younger self would be
stunned. Yeah, because that's moreof a social awkwardness. He's surprised that
I didn't end up working in thefuneral home, which is what I always

(56:05):
wanted to do too late. Wellthough, Yeah, I think behind alcohol
and weed noise. Yeah, alsotrue on the hair. Why you guys
were thinking about your answer there therewas a funeral home thing. I saw
this guy, former funeral home ownerin Colorado. He got arrested. He
allegedly left a corpse in a hearsefor two years, two years, two

(56:29):
years. He didn't need the hearsefor two years, and he was hoarding
the creat cremated remains of thirty fivepeople. That's disturbing. Yeah, this
happens a lot, Like every twoyears you get this guy who like they
don't want to pay the fees.Why they're stacking bodies some woods nearby the
house. Yeah. So they hadnoticed a foul odor coming from the hearse
on his property. They opened thedoor. They found a woman's dead body

(56:52):
inside. She had been decaying undersome blankets there for like two years,
and then they went into his homeand they found urns that were just stashed
all around the place and you know, hmmm, weird, general complete creep
stuff. Yeah, but the waythat restaurants get inspected all the time,
don't those get inspected? Would therebe funeral home inspectors right? Because there's

(57:15):
lots of chemicals involved, a lotof weird, so many processes that should
be your job. Maybe your sidehustle funeral home inspectors like a secret shopper.
Yeah, I'm down, Yeah,totally down. Yeah, perfect,
It could be an FHI director.Totally down. So Greg, what would

(57:37):
your what would your younger self thinkof who you are today? That is
the best question ever I thought aboutyou when I saw it. Actually,
I think my younger self would behappy with how I turned out because I
have the job that I always wantedever since I was a kid. I'm
living my true life. Yeah.I think I what I set out to

(58:02):
do, I think I've done.Yeah. So I think my younger self
would be happy with me because Ijust I just had this conversation the other
day with somebody because they're like,well, you know, so, what
are your what are your goals fromnow till you know you're done with this
career? And I go, doyou need to know? I don't know,
because I never really had any goalto begin with other than working full

(58:23):
time on the radio. That wasthe only cause I was eight years old.
I fell in love with the ideaof radio and just how it worked
and all that stuff, and somy big thing was just I wanted to
work in radio where it could bemy only job and not have to have
another job to supplement this, youknow, passion for working in radio,
right, And so everything that's happenedsince then, it's just kind of been

(58:45):
like a bonus. Other than that. When I got into radio, they
said that New York was the numberone market, and I was like,
wow, I wonder if I couldmake it. I wonder if I can
get a job on the air there. And then I did, and then
I was like, now what exactlyon the air in New York City?
But then, now, what wheredo you go from there? And I
have to live in New York.It sucks. I love New York Man.

(59:07):
Yeah, I love that job.But thank god I made the decision
to leave and go start doing ashow with people, because then all this
other stuff wouldn't have happened. Butit certainly wasn't the goal. Never thought
i'd do morning, never wanted todo mornings. In fact, I was
just like, hell no, Idon't want to do mornings and rabies.
You're welcome one that talked me intoit, and now she's the one that
hates it. Man, it's whatwould what would your younger self think of

(59:34):
who you are today? Oh?I would be so stoked, like,
oh, hell yeah, this isawesome. Like my goals back, you
know, when I was younger,it's like, Okay, work out a
grocery store, make some skate videosin my free time. My dream is
like make some music videos and notbe brain damaged from all the Yeah,
and that would be about it.But you were talking about like, oh,

(59:55):
what future goals are. My goalsnow are just like, you know,
go experience as much as I canand then so when I'm old,
I can just chill and go swimmingand watch Netflix, like like that's not
like don't experience it. Yeah,I've I went every place I ever wanted

(01:00:15):
to go. I've gone to everyconcert or every event I've ever wanted to
go to. And uh, yeah, I'm done now. Now I'm just
gonna chill, Like I don't wantto chill now. No, it's a
nightmare chill now. But yeah,but when I'm when I'm old and I
don't want to like go on afourteen hour flight. Yeah, already been

(01:00:36):
there, dude. I'm curious,like, what did you like when you
were a kid? Like where didyou see yourself? Yeah? More,
that's a good question. Yeah,more like probably just engineer scientists. Now,
was that where your parents are kindof put because your parents are both
like intellectuals or whatever, right,and so's yeah, I got it.
And then anyway, but like youwere they kind of pushing you into any

(01:00:57):
particular No, well, they're veryas long as well, as long as
it was good at academics, theywere cool with it, you know.
But here you are cart narking andthat was never a problem, you know,
and trying to get free tacos outof Taco Bell And what do they
say about like what you do now? They like it? They because you
know it pays the bills. Yourmom was with you on Doctor Phil.

(01:01:17):
Doctor Phil very supportive. When DoctorPhil did that whole episode about cart narks,
Well, she's been very she's alwaysbeen like, very civic minded.
So as someone who is that appealsto her, right, someone who's out
here making the world a better place. She's a big fan of that.
That's kind of what she watches nowadays. Because her background is nursing. My
dad's background is lawyering, so it'spretty boring. So really, something boring

(01:01:42):
was probably where I was headed.Yeah, But so when you were a
kid, though, like, whatwould your younger self, you know,
think about this Sea Bass be surprised? Like, oh okay, cool,
nice nice okay, cool cool noiselike but not at all like I mean

(01:02:04):
you said he was surprised. Iguess just because it's not like a lawyer
engineer, right, correct, Yeah, it would be. Oh that's that's
unusual. It's unexpected. I thinkthat's what sets you and me apart,
Woody, because we both wanted thissince we were kids. You like Ravy,
You didn't my dream. Steeves didn'tplan on it a menace, wanted
to do TV. Your dream isfall That plan was that? Yeah,

(01:02:25):
because I love this, Yeah,Sammy, what about you? Yeah,
I would definitely be surprised, buthappy with the way everything turned out.
I think I didn't. I meanI was just kind of one of those
kids who whatever I was doing inthe moment was everything. I didn't think
too far ahead ever, shock andwhat if the boyfriend was doing all your

(01:02:50):
homework think you were going to do? I don't know. I just I
was going to college. I meanthat's where they say you figure it out,
right. So, I mean whenI was in high school, I
loved it. I didn't want toleave high school. I thought it was
the best thing ever. And thenI got to college and it was the
best thing ever, and I lovedthat even more. And I ended up
at a job at a radio stationjust by chance. I had no plans

(01:03:12):
to do that, and just kindof as soon as I started there,
I went, this is what peopledo for a living, Like this is
your job. That Greg and Ilook at each other every once in a
while we had that thought, exactly, it's our job. No, I
don't know. I don't want toknow what it's like to work, right.
But I was the same as youwhat he Once I even got into

(01:03:34):
radio, I thought, okay,if I can make it full time,
I was part time for six years. I was working four part time jobs
at one time, and I thought, if I could just make full time,
I can stay here. Yeah,most of us did that, like
in the early days, Like Ihad to have other jobs to supplement doing
part time here. Maybe, Likethere was one point I was on the
air at three different stations all parttime. Yeah, you know, going

(01:03:57):
from you know, one station thatwas in suburban Pittsburgh, to another station
that was in Pittsburgh, to anotherstation that was in Morgantown, West Virginia.
I remember a couple of times gettingon the wrong highway. Yeah,
job, job, crap. Yeah. It took me probably a decade to
do this full time comfortably. Right. A couple of times it was my

(01:04:21):
only job. But I was definitelylike, you know, yeah sing going
and get those dollar pies at theliquor store, right, I would go
to any neating that served food.Yeah. Oh yeah, you're not on
the sales team. Oh I justwant to learn. Yeah, I started
all right eight seven seven forty four, Wooding hit us up with the text

(01:04:44):
over to two two nine eight sevenmore Woody Shows, next show back the
Woody Show. Let's see. Uhoh this is cool. I like this

(01:05:08):
At Albert Einstein College of medicine inNew York. They got a bunch of
the students together to make a bigannouncement. Here's here it goes. I'm
happy to share it with you.That's starting in August this year, the
Albert Einstein College of Medicine will betuition free. Damn wow, there are

(01:05:32):
a pretty site free tuition. It'snormally sixty thousand dollars a year. Why
but all students, new and currentstudents get to go for free. Now
They even are refunding any tuition paidfor the current semester. Oh and it's
all thanks to a donation from aformer professor, ninety three year old woman.

(01:05:55):
Her late husband worked with Warren Buffett, was an early investor in Berkshire
the way, and so she justgave the school one billion dollars. And
it's only to go toward tuition.No caveats or anything you get in you're
going for free. Wow. Sothat's not to just spend I guess on

(01:06:15):
other things. It's just to covertuition. That's super cool because sometimes you
hear about these donations and it justgoes in the wind school, but like
to a building. Yeah, yeah, you know, that's awesome. That
was pretty powerful. Can you imaginethat you're sitting there like, what's this
going to be about? I'm happyto share it with you that starting in

(01:06:38):
August this year, the Albert EinsteinCollege of Medicine will be tuition free.
So, I mean some of theseother schools you hear how much money they
have, are like, how isit not right? How is it not

(01:06:59):
free? Yeah? Eight seven sevenforty four Wooding, And it's up of
the text over to two two nineeight seven. This is the Woody Show
and into another new hour of insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world. Greg,
did I tell you I made asuicide pack with my dog? No,

(01:07:23):
that's kind of dark, I did. How does that work? Well?
So I was talking to a friendof mine. Her dog's in bad
shape. Oh, go ahead,and anyway, so I was then looking
at my dog. I'm like,well, we are not living without each
other. So that's that's just notan option. This works out with your

(01:07:45):
just giving up plan on your diet. Those time out pretty I mean the
dog's five, so she's a goldenretriever you know until about what ten something
like that, And that's the plan. You guys can just go hammered together
right now. So, yeah,Cassie and I had a conversation. I
said, clearly, we cannot livewithout each other. So here's how it

(01:08:08):
will work. If you go first, I will kill myself, okay,
And if you go first, I'msorry. If I go first, you
have to then kill yourself and thenthat way we could both be cremated and
our ashes mixed, put in abag and thrown in the garbage. But
together forever yea eternal yeah, usualbut still garbage, yes, yes,

(01:08:30):
but then we'll be together. Yourwishes are respected together, you feel that
though, right, Greg, Iforgot anybody in this room and understand it
would be great, absolutely packed withthe dog. I can't even imagine life
without our dog. It's like,and you like this dog less than you
like the last one, because Rexwas your my, my everything, right

(01:08:51):
and when he died, I thoughtI was going to die, right I
was. It's if I didn't getthere, okay, exactly, Okay?
Can I can I use this asan example because you know, we talked
about kids, stuff or whatever,and Greg gets kind of defensive. A
lot of you guys get defended withwell because I can't understand, like,
okay, So I had not beenthrough or even had the capacity to understand.

(01:09:15):
Like I understood that, like Gregwas upset. Yes, the dog
died, but to that level whereGreg was I took two days off.
Yeah, oh yeah, he wasin such a two years off, right,
grief was deep. Yeah, whileI understood, I didn't fully appreciate
that makes sense. I totally nowI do, right now, I do
now that you overflow with with estrogen. You really yeah, leaking, Yeah,

(01:09:46):
that's something you have to take onthough as somebody that I don't understand
because that day will come that it'sthe suicide pack, because the price of
love is grief. Yeah, wellthat is Uh. This is obviously perfect
timing for this new viral clip fromThe Daily Show, which has returned with
John Stewart. Well, that's right. It's been pretty darn, pretty darn

(01:10:10):
good because he's great and they stillthey're still doing the moment of Zen thing.
And again, perfect timing for thisclip because at the moment of Zen
he kind of sets sits down andinstead of just playing a weird clip or
a funny clip or maybe just apeaceful Xenny clip, John Stewart had a
story about just the thing you guysare talking about and uh we'll let this
play and uh you we'll see howit goes. I know exactly what.

(01:10:34):
Cry, Raby, this is,this is this is no longer, this
is not will Raveye cried, reaby, will cry? Won't? Did you
cry a little bit? Almost?But now it's my fourth time hearing it,
so I'm past that. But yeah, it's it's rough. Okay,
this is from the Daily Show?All right, is everybody ready? Are

(01:10:59):
about to get punked? No?No, no, no, no,
no, really, okay is itdead to reel? I wanted to tell
you a little bit of a storyabout twelve years ago. My kids wanted
to raise a little money for ananimal shelter down in New York City.
It's an incredible animal haven, isthe name of it. They do incredible
work. It's a no kill shelterfor cats and dogs. So we baked

(01:11:21):
a couple of cupcakes and then setup a little table right outside and put
the cupcakes out, and as alittle extra incentive, they brought out this
one ish year old brindle pitbull whohit pint car in Brooklyn and lost his

(01:11:45):
right leg. I thought I'd getfurther. So it was a perfect idea.
They put the dog my lap andwe left that day feeling really good

(01:12:08):
that we'd helped this great organization.And we also left with this thisweish year
old brind pitbull. We called himTipper, and in a world of good
boys, he was the best.He used to come to the Daily Show

(01:12:30):
every day. He was part ofthe og Daily Show Dog crew, Parker
Qualle, Dipper Riot, they werethe ogs in the office and they were
Dipper would wait and we'd come andtake the show, and Dipper would wait
for me to be done. Anduh, Dipper passed away yesterday. He

(01:12:55):
was ready, he was tired.Wasn't in the family. We were all
together, thank goodness, we wereall with him. But boy, my
wish for you. It's one dayyou find that dog, that one dog.
It's just it's the best. Here'syour moments? Who's good? Who's

(01:13:26):
your both? Get you? Yeah, jeeper? Who's good? Where's your
bo? Whe's got your come?Who's good? Your Who's who's good?

(01:13:46):
Six to six? Wow? JohnStewart's a bitch. Sam over there,
try the dog totally. I'm notcrying. Cute too, but a dog,
he's so right. Everybody should havethat one dog. It could be

(01:14:12):
literally, yeah, the our chanceat world peace if everybody had that feeling
for that one at the same time. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, and everybody gotto bring the dog to work.
Oh it sounds terrible take away.Yeah, I'm not crying, but it

(01:14:34):
definitely is emotional. Already watched theother video. What other video, the
one that I posted? Oh yeah, you already got your tears out.
Yeah, that's it. I canonly handle so much emotion. One.
No, that was that was verysweet. I gotta watch this. Yeah,
never thought the day would come.Listen to the what He Show says
the six to six o one textingof her lame, lame there powerful,

(01:15:00):
The Woody Show will be right back, The Woody Show. We're gonna play
the Craigslist price is right sweet.Before this hour is over, they give
you a chance to win a prize, and we'll open up the phones here
at a second to get some peoplelined up to play. But just be
ready to call you don't call itjust yet, but get ready to be

(01:15:24):
ready. Yeah, you want tobe ready to be ready or get ready
to be get ready to be readyready eight seven seven forty four Woodie eight
seven seven four Wooding. Uh.There was some talk that the NFL is
going to change that fumble through theend zone rule. Oh right, yeah,
because the way it goes now,like if you fumble through the other
say you're on the four yard lineand you're running back whoever runs it in

(01:15:47):
and then fumbles through and out ofthe end zone, it becomes a touchback
and the other team gets it,which is so dumb extreme, even though
the ball has crossed the goal linecorrect the minute across the goal and I
always thought that was just a touchdouchdown, right, Who cares what happens after
that? You got it across thegoal anyway, Well, but that if
it's not in your possession in thiscase. Yeah, so anyway, Uh,

(01:16:12):
the NFL's competition committee apparently they're notgonna even like do it this year.
They're gonna wait, we're gonna continueto talk about it. Yeah,
it's so dumb. There was bignews in the NFL Peter King retired.
Yeah that is huge. Your King'sbeen covering the NFL as long as I've
been alive ever, I know that'sa long time anymore. He was doing

(01:16:34):
his Monday Morning Quarterback. I'm notsure if I think he was out on
his own. Yeah. They weretalking about the Major League Baseball uniform fiasco.
Yeah, you know, like fanaticsbasically, yeah, fanatics made these
uh these uniforms you could see throughthe pants or whatever. So this year,

(01:16:54):
Nike used body scans to create fourbuckets of waye to thigh ratio that
they felt would fit most players.But the padres they hate the new uniforms
so much that they're just gonna weartheir pants from last year. Okay for
that, Yeah, and then reppedfrom MLB and Nike and fanatics. They
adjustments are being made based on playerrequests, so they Fanatics, though,

(01:17:18):
has taken a ton of grief overthis whole thing, but they said they
they delivered the exact product that Nikedesigned. Okay, so like you've got
to get any you know on anybodyget on Nike. Because Nike's design was
to emphasize breatheability and so that youknow, the stitched on lettering, the
numbers they were ditched, you know, to create you know, less bulkiness,

(01:17:40):
but then that made it look cheap. So they didn't like that.
They don't want to look cheap.But they said the new uniforms were designed
as performance where and were tested moreextensively than any jersey in any sport,
according to the Major League Baseball Commissioner. But like, if the players don't
like them, yeah, apparently theydo that around here too, Like they'll
start doing stuff without talking to peoplewho actually use the stuff. Like they'll

(01:18:02):
start building out studios and whatever elsewithout talking to the people who actually use
the studios to find out what mightbe helpful, and they design them in
a way that sucks. Yeah,right, they do it all the time.
Look at this great new stuff.Yeah, and then nobody can use
it because it's like garbage. It'snot laid out the right way. You
know. They spend all this moneyon the stuff that like the people who

(01:18:25):
actually have to use it. Inthis case, the players are gonna wear
them. They don't like them?Are they're not comfortable or they I don't
see how they quote tested these Ifthey didn't, they are literally they had
a meeting with people who aren't playersand who what do you think? Right?
Looks pretty much the same. Butthen yeah, all right, so
we're gonna put the phones here ifyou want to play. The Craigslist price
is right, go ahead and giveus a call. Eight seven seven forty

(01:18:45):
four, Woodie. It's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. The game
is, we have all these thingsthat are being sold on Craigslist. I
have a big old stack here thatI'll go through, and I'm gonna ask
somebody here in the studio to giveme a bit on how much they think
the different items are being sold for. And then you on the phone just
have to guess if the actual Craigslistprice is higher or lower than the bid
that we were given here in thestudio. And if you can do that

(01:19:08):
correctly, you are going to bea winner. Call now to play eight
seven seven forty four wood Is.What's seventy three minus four fifty night?
Yeah, it's hot, all right? Who's ready to play today's dumb ass
contests? Right here? Today's dumbasscontest is the Craigslist price is right?

(01:19:31):
Yeah? All right? Eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.And the way the game works is,
I have all these different things thatare being sold for on Craigslist. I'm
gonna grab one of these ads.I'll take you all about. I'll ask
somebody here in the studio, howmuch the ads or the the item's going

(01:19:54):
for, and then that'll be thebid you on the phone just have to
guess is the actual Craigslist price higheror lower than the bid that you're given
here in the studio, And ifyou do that correct that you're gonna be
the winner. Craigslist price is right. Let's go to our first contestant.
Let's see, let's say hi touh marleney. Good morning, Marlene,

(01:20:18):
Hi, good morning, good morning. All right, so here we go,
Marlene. The first item raby foryou. It's the Crazy Lady cat
mug. All right, So herewe go, Crazy Cat Lady ceramic mug,
good condition with only two small chipsat the bottom, and it just

(01:20:42):
says a crazy Cat Lady on It'sa black and white font that it has
like a a cat, which iskind of given like an evil stare.
And you can see right thereto.It's just it's just a yeah, you
see half the mug, half thenice photo. Yeah. So how much
is just a regular basic coffee mug? Three bucks? Three dollars? Marlene?

(01:21:05):
Do you think the actual Craigslist priceis higher lower than three bucks?
I'm gonna stay higher actual Craigslist pricefive dollars. It's coming at you.
Yeah, just throw what. I'lldrive to your house. Get this five

(01:21:26):
buff all right, Marlene, hangon one second, we will get all
of your information. Let's go touh Nairie Nrie morning Irie. It's a
name. Good morning morning. Areyou We're doing great? All right?
So Craigslist price is right? Greg? Yes, fucky week, your vintage

(01:21:46):
nineteen seventies NFL forty nine ers cocktailglasses listening. This has Greg written all
over because you know he likes allthe the old stuff. Now he sun
classes. Yeah it it's hard totell the photo, but one side has
the NFL logo, the other sidehas the forty nine ers logo. Very
classy. They put it right there. But if you have to say,

(01:22:08):
that is it. They got jokes. They're used. But like new set
of six from the nineteen seventies.Let me show you a clear etched Greg.
You couldn't say that they would haveone for every Super Bowl, but
they only have five. I canget the bumbler. Yeah, that's like
a low ball six of them.Let's say one hundred dollars, hundred bucks,

(01:22:35):
n irine. I know that soundshigh, but I think that's what
they're going for. All right,So do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than one hundreddollars? I'm gonna say lower. Actual
Craigslist price one one hundred and twentydollars. Oh no, they told you

(01:22:57):
right there. They were classy.Wow, not exactly. Sorry about that,
Nyri, Thank you so much forlistening the show. Alrybody, let's
go to your park. Anthony.Hey, good morning, Anthony, Anthony.
We're doing great. All right.Let's see Craigslist price is right?
Menace? Yes, this is araising Canes Duffel bag. Oh sweet,

(01:23:23):
it says brand new Raisin Canes Duffelbag. Still package in the plastic.
Please contact me for more info onthe bag. What else do would you
need to know? Right? Ithink we got it. I have questions,
a lot of questions. Look thisthing nice sauce, like, yeah,
sauce, that's the cane sauce Isuppose, Okay, yeah, yeah,

(01:23:46):
it's a menace. How much forthis bad boy duffle bag going Craigs?
I'm gonna say twenty five dollars bucks, Anthony, twenty five bucks.
Do you think the act sure,Craigslist price is higher. Lower than twenty
five dollars. I'm gonna say higherhigher, idiot, actual critsist price is

(01:24:10):
fifteen dollars. Wow, I mean, Anthony, didn't you hear the description?
I mean it's it's like the canyou get for free when you go
to the It came with a sace. Yeah, that's a sauce, Anthony.
Thank you for listening to what heshow man. We appreciate it.
They should fire that artist back.Yeah, it's a really good thought.
Yeah. Yeah, see, let'sgo to uh Nicky, good morning.

(01:24:34):
Next nick. Hey, how we'regoing. We're doing great. We're playing
the Craigslist price is right next uphere this is for Sea Bass three audiobook
CDs by doctor Phil McGrath. Ohmy god. He's on a tear recently.
He's been doing all these interviews andyeah, I did see that he

(01:24:55):
was saying, like some kind ofhard core conservative. Now I forget what
he was talking about. The book. Well, he's like he's got some
new podcast thing where he visits theborder of Mexico and all that stuff and
talks about fentanyl and the doctor Phil. One of them is for his book
Family First. This other one isfor doctor Phil getting real lessons in life,
marriage and family. This is thedoctor Phil I expected when I showed
up on the show and then heslipped it on me and he gave a

(01:25:16):
total puss. And the other oneis to leave his stance, doing what
works, doing what matters exactly right, wait for print? Yeah, all
right, So it's a collection ofthree CD books. Who saw Doctor Phil
McGrath in great condition? Good localpickup at the public place. Yeah,
because someone's going to roll you foryour Doctor Phil audio CD iPhone. Yeah

(01:25:39):
right, yeah, I will say, because the local pickup thing means me
think they overvalue them. So I'llsay twenty three dollars for all three.
Yes, twenty twenty three bucks.Dick, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twentythree dollars? Let's go higher higher actual
Craigslist price a bar? Gett itonly fifteen dollars? Yeah, that's only

(01:26:04):
five dollars per audiobook. Didn't wantto get wrong, not to impress you
with math, but yeah, allright, Nick, thank you appreciate it
for fifteen bucks. Later, let'ssee, let's go to uh Sierray good
Wine Sierra. Hello, oh,God, this next one is definitely sammy.
All right, sera, here wego. Uh it's a chakra photon

(01:26:28):
red light therapy table. Okay,red light therapy jakra. That's how dumb
that is? Oh wow, okay, it says lightly used in a professional
settings. Not only would this chakrared light therapy table help align your chakras,
it will also help cure oh sammyback pain. Oh, poor circulation,

(01:26:53):
achy joints, lymphatic drainage. Soundslike you need it? Oh I
do need it. It will soundslike a sounds like a love uses terror
hertz frequency and includes a photon lightpe MF grounding matt. Okay, cool,
that sounds like false advertising. Andoh wow, that's a big It

(01:27:14):
looks like a Okay, it lookslike a dentist table with a bunch of
wire. Yeah, it guaranteed toheal. Yeah, so how much?
It looks like a prison cop witha bunch of crap attached to it.
It looks expensive, all right?Well, how much do you think it's
being sold for on Craigslist? Twohundred dollars two hundred bucks here? And
do you think the actual Craigslist priceis higher lower than two one hundred dollars.

(01:27:36):
Al must say lower lower actual Craigslistprice three hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Yeah, Shock passed right over togetting It's such a great deal,
all right, Sea, Sorry aboutthat. Looks like the only winner today
was Raby. So far, sherules, so far. Let's try to

(01:28:00):
leave on a positive. Huh,let's go to Let's go to Ray.
Good morning Ray, Ray? Allright, so Ray, uh gotta go
with Greg Nicey vintage leather barstools.Now we're just talking about getting back to

(01:28:21):
the vintage thing. But you know, Greg had that whole thing with those
those barstools that that Mario went andbought without his consultation, which eventually had
to be douched down sold. Itsays, uh, these are super cool
vintage barstools. They're in great shapeand ready to use. They're in olive
tone with a space age metal base. Wow like that. What do they

(01:28:45):
call that? Fifties and sixties?Oh yeah, yeah, kitch in Century
modern. Only got two left.You better hurry check it out. How
sweet those are? Oh those needto be restored. Oh God, down
the back. Also throw that inthe garden somewhere. Yeah, and they
say those are in good condition?Are they and they're they're selling too.

(01:29:09):
Yeah, two you get and it'sit's a price for two. Oh,
they're delusional. Let's say thirty dollarsthirty bucks, Ray, thirty bucks for
the pair raking the actual Craigslist priceis higher or lower than thirty dollars,
I'm gonna go higher since they saidthey're super cool, all right. Actual
Craigslist price one hundred dollars. Yeah, that's how you do it. Ray,

(01:29:34):
that was a team. Yeah,that's how you get a winner,
really really low low best. Thatwas charity. Yeah, that's charity.
Bet. Yeah, all right,I'll work out for you. Ray.
Congratulations, they're on the Craigslist priceis right? All right, hang on
one second, we'll get all ofyour information medas you want to try another

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one, just please, let's doit, all right? Yeah, all
right. So I didn't want touse this one. I didn't want to
use this one for listeners because likeyou have to really kind of see it's
a you know, understand, okay, Yeah, like it wouldn't believe I'm
saying, like for like a prize, I don't think it'd be fair,
all right, But because Menace lovespenises so much, and he loves Japan

(01:30:16):
so much. Yeah, shout outto Japan. It's a metal bell from
a Japanese fallis festival. Yeah festival, Yeah, yeah, so the penis
festival. So basically it looks likeit looks like the tip of a penis.
That's a bell that like right wherelike a Prince Albert piercing would be.
Uh. They've tied some string aroundit so you can wear it around

(01:30:39):
your neck. You can wear thislike penis tip around your neck. It
says it's a souvenir metal bell froma fertility festival in Japan. There's your
daily menship of Japan and uh ringsnicely. It's about two and a half
inches tall, which you know isbe in full tension right here in sane
that they've canceled the Japanese Naked ManFestival. I did not really because they

(01:31:00):
just can't find enough young naked menanymore, that their population aging out.
Ooh, this penis. He keepsstaring at it. Yeah, we won't
good a good price, not juststaring at it. A luck in the
winger. You gonna say, twentyfive dollars, twenty twenty five bucks,
another twenty five dollars. Bet,all right, let's go around the room.

(01:31:21):
Baby. Do you think it's higherand lower than twenty five dollars?
I'm going to say higher higher,Greg Gory, it is from Japan.
Wow, then let's go higher thenall right, sammy lower sea bass Oh
higher actual Craigslist price. Look atmen, it's twenty five dollars. You

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know what time it is? Nailedit show. We'll be right, we'll
be right, we'll be right back. This is no show. All right,
welcome back everybody. Yeah, itis Tuesday morning. And ever since
we heard about that pie story,now I'm thinking about his pie, like

(01:32:03):
a cherry pie. But the thingis, I'm looking for like one of
them cheap joints. I'm looking forlike one of those like Hostess, the
glazed ones, the convenience store.Yeah yeah, yeah, it's it's like
a pie zone. Yeah, ithas pie ingredients. Yeah, it's a
cow zone of pies. Right.That's like saying a cow zone is a

(01:32:26):
pizza. It's not. It's not, but it's a it's a handheld pie.
Yeah, but it's a pie.Yes, it is definitely a pie.
But I don't know about the vanillaones though. I don't like the
custard, know what that would beconsidered the chocolate, the the vanilla one,
the custards. Yeah, yeah,I want those. Yeah, no,
I'll take it. I'll take theI'll take the cherry, followed by

(01:32:48):
the apple. I like the pineappleones that they have. Those are good
too, Yeah, the pieapple ones. And then McDonald's has some kind of
like mango pie going on. Yeah, they've been doing like these really every
so often. Yeah. We stoppedmy daughter one of the McDonald's on the
way home from her soccer practice,and we we ordered. We got to

(01:33:09):
the window, you know, becausethey have the double lines going so sometimes
they gotta clarify which orders yours,and they go is yours and whatever.
The mango pie go Oh no,I said, mango pie. It's a
real thing. She goes, Oh, yeah, that does not sound that's
not me. Yeah, no,thank I will eat it right. Yeah.
Rave's got nerd now coming up herein just a moment. Find out
what's happening in the world of nerds. Also the birthdays. We got the

(01:33:30):
porno birthday in there. We gotsome follow up from the after hours voicemails
here eight seven seven four. Thisperson has a bone to pick with Sammy.
How dare you? Sammy? TheGreatest Night and Pop was one of
the greatest documentaries ever made. Howcome we all loved it and you didn't?
You know what? I used tobe all in on, saman Marino.
I even gave you a pass,and you said, I love Dady

(01:33:51):
for Brady, but I can't doit anymore. I hope Michael Jackson hanks
you in your sleep, and Ihope he knocks over all your pirates all
but yeah, and Michael Jackson doeshaunt me in my dreams. I've had
many nightmares about Michael Jackson. It'snot good. Oh oh yeah, I
said get him in high school.This was all the stuff came out of

(01:34:16):
here. I thought like Sammy wastrying to be funny, like that guy
was trying to be funny. No, and I was like I couldn't even
look at him without freaking out.And then all and then all the you
know, child stuff comes out abouthim, and I was like, I
freaking knew it. Well, whatdo you tell you? Those guys are
lying umber one? And Michael Jackson, yeah, he does, because when
he started doing all the skin stuffin the nose job. He did enter

(01:34:39):
what they call the Uncanny Valley wherehe's he's human but not quite right.
Yeah, he was very scary andin my nightmare he was chasing me and
a bunch of other kids in aparking garage, so it was so scary
for a dance battle. Interesting,my daughter has transitioned from being a swiftie

(01:35:02):
to a Michael Jackson fanatically my wife. My wife took her to It's like
MJ the musical dude. Now it'slike she's got Michael Jackson sweatshirts. She's
like she like wrote down on apiece of paper every title of every Michael

(01:35:24):
Jackson song. Like it reminded meof Greg with his journal about the Brady
Bunch episodes like or whatever. She's, yeah, constantly listening to the music
non stop, watching videos online,trying to perfect the the different dances in
the moonwalk in there he jumps upkind of like on his toes and stuff
like that. Like she's obsessed afavorite song or video p y t o.

(01:35:48):
About six weeks till she turns intoBilly Elish fan. Yeah, Billy
Joel, that's what you're doing.That's what you're doing. The thing difference
now is she can be exposed tolike Michael Jackson, whereas when you were
a little kid, you couldn't havesuddenly become a Yeah, let's say I
don't fill in the blank at FredAstair fan. True, that's access to

(01:36:11):
his you know, his full cataloginstantly as your fingertips. Oh, I
can't wait for her car top facekidding, Yeah, alright. February twenty
seventh, it is Big Breakfast Day, okay, yeah, starting with ale.
It's also National Strawberry Day and NationalProtein Day. Okay whatever, not

(01:36:31):
a fan. But today's National KaluaDay. Oh yeah, it's like chocolate
milk. Yeah, I don't likekalua, not straight, but like a
part of a month in a mixerpool right now. Yeah, it's an
International Polar Bear Day, also NationalPokemon Day, and it's a Amsomna Samia

(01:36:53):
Day a N S O M IA and Samia. It's a lost your
sense of smell, which I'm thinking, like Bravy man, you would benefit
gravely from him. You need Iwould love that, just need vegetables all
day. Right, you can't smell, so that would affect your taste.
A little r work going on here, an osmia anosmia, I spelled it

(01:37:15):
for you, Okay, A NS O M I spelled Oh, well
that's literally on I'm sorry, Morgan, back to the drawing board on that
one. What is it? WebMD and Wikipedia anosmia the S and D
O or backwards and your spelling anosmia? Well, yeah, the loss of
your sons of smell. My buddyDan has no sense of smell. Yeah.

(01:37:35):
Wow, So does he eat justboring food all day? No?
No, he he says he cantake. I wonder, like what his
taste is like compared to think itwould be really muted. Yeah, but
I mean, you know, there'sstuff he likes, there's stuff he doesn't
like. You say, oh,this is really sweet. Like he can
he can gauge the difference. Andthat's because when I have a hardcore cold,

(01:37:57):
I could be eating an onion.Yeah. First of all, heart
show, you know what I'm saying? Grey getting all right? Ray?
What's happening in the world of Nerds? Guys. I don't know if you've
picked up on this at all,but I've been kind of judging about Warner

(01:38:19):
Brothers and their lack of development ofanything Wizarding World. I don't notice I
don't know if you guys picked upon that. I kind of I've tempered
it, you know what I mean. But one property they have not been
shy about developing is the Game ofThrones universe. You have House of the
Dragon, which is coming back forseason two in June, and according to

(01:38:40):
HBO, the next Throne spinoff,A Night of the Seven Kingdoms The Hedge
Nights, is going to debut latenext year. Now. A while ago,
they said the goal was to havea Throne show every year, like
not the you know, not thesame one, but you know, at
least one kind of thing to keepthrowner boners engaged every year because we've been

(01:39:01):
super flacid, you know, fora long time. So that's what they
say. So this year you're gonnahave House of the Dragon season two.
Next year you're gonna have a showthat I think they'll probably change the title
to a Night of the Seven KingdomsThe Hedge ninth talk about redundant redundancy,
So we'll see twenty twenty five.Now, you guys know, I've been

(01:39:23):
saying for the longest time that KristenBell's my best friend. She just doesn't
know it yet. Yes, Ithink Kristin Bell missed the best friend window
because I am actually moving on becauseI think Brie Larson is my best friend
really yeah, because I had noidea she's such a huge gaming dorg.

(01:39:44):
Yeah is she? Or she justsaying that to Panda. Well, she
sounds like she grew up on Nintendoas like a lot of people did.
She still plays switch, said shewas addicted to Animal Crossing since her all
time favorite game is Legend of ZeldaBreath of the Wild, and that she's
still working her way through Tears ofthe Kingdom. She says she doesn't want
to rush through it. She's takenher time because she quote loves it so

(01:40:06):
much. She's savoring and lesbian,and I believe she is legit with everything
she was saying about gaming because theywere talking to her. She went to
a Nintendo preview event for the upcomingPrincess Peach Showtime, which is coming out
on March twenty second, So markyour calendars for that one, Greg Princess

(01:40:28):
Peach Showtime. But now, ReeLarson, we could sit here, we
could talk about my non sexual lovefor Flip. Yeah, like for hours
of parents, Well, talking aboutyour sexual love for Bree Larson. Yeah,
let's talk about that. I'm ravingfor more nerd stuff. Check out
the Nerd Now podcasts at The WoodyShow dot com. All right, thank
you very much. You've got it. We've got your birthdays and your porno

(01:40:53):
birthday ready to go. Show.It's shivery, it's shiver. Thank you,
don't sittah both day and you knowwe don't give birthday. Well,
let's start with the hottest first daughterin the history of first daughters. Chelsea
Clinton. You guys, boy,forty four years old today. Wow,

(01:41:16):
he got Kate Mara who was inthe House of Cards. She was in
Fantastic Fantastic four, that reboot.She's forty one years old today. Josh
Grobin is uh, you know,just charming the pants right after Grandma.
Yeah, all those songs he sings. He's forty three years old today.
Tony Gonzalez se holds every major NFLrecord for tight end Uh. He was

(01:41:40):
inducted into the NFL Hall of Famein twenty nineteen. He's forty eight years
old today. James Worthy the LakersGreat, he is sixty three, and
Neil Showan from Journey is seventy yearsold today. Your porn of birthday today
is Britt Blair and she may beyoung, but she's been stretched out like
an old T shirt in ninety sixfine films, including Little Red Riding Hoe.

(01:42:04):
She was also in Tiny Girl,Meaty Lips Volume one. Yeah,
also caught my stepmom masturbating volume one. Oh, she was fantastic and my
bitchy stepsister is just so hot.She was in Pillow Humper volume one and
who can forget her unforget of herrole in White Bitch Sandwich volume nine.

(01:42:24):
Yeah, white Bitch Saddam, that'saggressive. That's Britt Blair, who is
twenty one years old today. Andada your Parno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Tuesday morning.Lookal what's happening in the world of
nerds with your nerd Out report.And for clarification, two of Tony Gonzalez's
tight end records have been broken,most career touchdowns and most one thousand yards

(01:42:47):
season Okay, oh by who Iwonder, probably Rock maybe tras Kelsey.
Yeah, two have been broken.He still holds a ton of them.
We'll update that for future birthdays.Yeah, please do, Thank you very
much. Raby, you got it. All right, next hang on in
sensitivity training for a politically correct worldshows I don't care about your feelings,

(01:43:13):
all right, wrapping up and gettingout of here, everybody sweet. That's
it for Tuesday. Go to theonodieshow dot com. Check out today's podcast
full show podcast. We messed aroundwith some hypnosis today, thanks again to
Kevin Stone. It was pretty interesting. I think the most interesting part about
the whole thing was how a couplemembers of the show came back like just

(01:43:34):
in a complete days. Yeah.Yeah, I'm not saying any of it
worked, but you know, wegot a little insight into what it's all
about. And we've been talking aboutthis hypnosis stuff for years. So to
have Kevin come in, thank you. And he knew coming in that there
was some skepticism in the room,so he was a good sport about all
that. Definitely also brand new Rednecknews and the trending news headlines, that

(01:43:58):
and more all on the Tuesday podcascast just hit up The Woody Show dot
Com. Coming up for you tomorrow. It's gonna be interesting. We're gonna
have the Woody Show freak of theweek, but it's also gonna be diaper
day. What do you showed diaperDay. We've been talking about this for
a while. Greg said, I'mnot sure if I was wearing an adult
diaper that I'd be able to actuallypee in it. Yeah, I just
don't think I could. Yeah,and I think I won't have a problem

(01:44:20):
at all. So we're gonna putthe We're gonna put the the whole idea
to the test. We have allon our own gone out and purchased adult
diapers. Yeah, that's fun,except for Sammy. She's not participating now.
Oh Sammy, she's refusing to participate. But well because she says this
is where we learned that she saysthat she can't pee without pooping. That's

(01:44:41):
okay, it's not gonna be ina poopy diaper. This just sounds like
an excuse not to do it.But anyway, so the rest of us
will be wearing diapers and we'll see, if you know, the only way
we're allowed to get up and gois if we've already well, it's kind
of like the Seinfeld episode, thecontest out. We'll see who can actually
go through with it that and free. We're gonna be the freaks of the

(01:45:04):
week too. Kind of scared thatmore Wednesday on The Woody Show. Raby,
MENA, C. Bass, Sam, anything you like to add?
No, all right, Greg Goryparting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
the days of using proper grammar arecompletely went. That's what I say.
I don't need it. What's thepoint, man, I forget what the

(01:45:28):
show it was. But this kidwas telling her his mom, I did
great on my spelling me. She'slike, great, you have a computer.
It has spell check. The momsaid that yeah. Comedy bit,
Greg, Yeah, comedy bit,yeah, each comedy. All right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for give it
The Woody Show some of your valuabletime this morning. You know we appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys can suck it. Catch you

(01:45:50):
back here on Wednesday. Have agreat day. S M D double M.
Quit this bitch,