The Woody Show June 1st 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, News Headlines, What happened to the star athlete from high school? & More!

Episode Transcript

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co Class is now in session.Hey, good morning everybody. Today's Thursday.
It's the beginning of a brand newmonth. It is June the first,

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Awesome twenty twenty three. Hello,welcome. We are the Woody Show.
Thank you for being here giving usthrough your time today. My name's
Woody. That's Raby. Hey,we got great gory menis good morning to
you. Good morning Woody. Right, there is sebad, We've got Sammy.
Good morning. There's Board, there'sCaroline, and the Woody Show production
department. Morgan is here. She'sour associate producer, our video producer,

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of course, is Vaughan. Youare one of the stars of the show
as well. You calling in beingpart of things this morning. Always welcome,
never needed an invite, calling anytime. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. A's eight seven seven fortyfour Woody, or hit us up of
the text over to two two nineeight seven here on this pre Friday,
of course, some of the trendingnews headlines got a brand new redneck news

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Ravens can be nerd out before thehours up. We gotta follow up to
the topic that we had about what'swhat's the oddest place you've ever knocked one
out? For a National Masturbation Day, which was last weekend. Some of
the feedback in the Woody Show mailcall and then Menace had a question for
everybody and be thinking about this.You can call in with it. Whatever
happened to your high school star athlete, the person who is the star athlete

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at your high school. Remember theywere so popular. Did they make it
or they didn't make cool? Yeah? Like, what happened to them?
They're in the NFL now, right, I mean probably? Yeah? Yeah,
I had a few NFL guys neverdidn't know. Yeah, that surprised
here obviously. All right, yeah, of course, because in your presence,
what inspired the question actually was froman interview that somebody had and somebody
did make it to the Yankees.Okay, all right, so yeah,

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medicine tell us about all that,and then you could tell us whatever happened
to your high school star athlete.I was like, it better when they've
bombed out and suck you like that. Yeah. I like those because the
people that think they you know,they think they were really awesome. They
go on American Idol and then theyfail. Like remember they used to show
those, They don't show those anything. Yeah, now is considered quote me,
and it used to just be entertainmentanyway. So we got that stuff

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coming up for you this morning hereon The Woody Show. From the Woody
Show Newsrooms, People Suck Division.A woman in Omaha, Nebraska went through
a Burger King drive through and wastold that her total would be about eight
bucks all right. When she pulledup to the window, the employee handed
her a small bottle of milk andtold her her order was only seven dollars.
Pretty sweet, right, less thanexpected? Good? Nice? Well,

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for some reason, this is lowerthan expected total displeased the middle age,
gray haired lady, and she threwthat bottle of milk back at the
employee, hitting the employee in thechest, and then sped off without her
order. I mean she also neverpaid, so, I mean not sure
what that was all about, butzero sense. Yeah, uh what the
hell' No, maybe she was upset. She's like, do I look like

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a charity case? Yeah? DoI need discounts? I don't know,
is that's it's one of the moreweird fast food creakouts. Yeah. The
University of Pennsylvania's Asian American Studies programis now accepting applications GREG for their Panda
Express Postdoctoral fell Fellowship. That's thenice Panda Express Postdoctoral Fellowship. Okay,

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Yeah, they say they're going tobe choosing five people for the position over
the next three years. This isPanda Express speaking. The chosen fellows where
received a stipend of sixty five thousanddollars the first year plus let's see benefits
and an allocation for research expenses.And they will be expected to teach courses,
plan events and or workshops, andbe an active member of the department.

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And it's all part of a upen'sexpansion of its program in Asian American
Studies, which the university says hasskyrocketed in demand over the past few years.
So it's a Panda Express scholar position. What would you have them to
study at? Panda Express? Aportion sizes? Yeah, how did not
give you just two walnut prawns whenyou order them? Yeah? Numbers and

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weights and measures? Yeah, soI thought that was grand. That would
get you like four orders of it? Yeah, I don't think they're that
expensive. Panda, No, they'renot. I was gonna say, but
you don't get a lot this originallywhen I saw them, like, is
this one of those things at seaBass really hates where it's like, oh,
we're gonna give you a thousand dollarsto watch all the We're gonna hire

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somebody to watch all the Fast andFurious movies or whatever. We're gonna pay
you a thousand bucks. But thisis has actually got to go teach something.
It's probably it sounds since there's teachingof all that sounds like a grad
grad program. Yeah, well it'syeah, the Panda Express post doctoral lot
of money. Yeah. Five bigchanges coming at a steakhouse near you,
Menace what Yeah? So kell Thebetter known chains are looking to make changes,

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like Texas Roadhouse, even Roots Chris, which, as we heard,
was recently acquired yes by the RestaurantGroup which includes Longhorn in the Capitol,
Grill, Outback and others Spill theTea. Yeah, well, expect less
to be more well shrinflation, Yeah, Outback is everyone model over one hundred

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locations this year, part of aeffort to downsize some locations for their next
gen redesigned projects a week. Butthey say it's going to allow the restaurants
to be in areas where larger places, larger spaces aren't available. So the
first one that's gonna open Rabius inCharlotte, North Carolina. Okay, which
is where you are right now.They say, the new designs and let's

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have most the most current technology,as well as curbside and takeout pickup area.
Yeah, that's kind of support allthis based on food delivery. Yeah.
I thought you were talking like portionsizes. Yeah. Yeah, they've
already been doing that. Yeah,I've been Actually I've been wanting to ask
Sea Bass this question. Yeah,do you support shrinkflation because it gives us
less Americans to eat? Yeah,that's one thing I know. Does it

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make it skinnier? Shrinkflation is theconcept that instead of raising prices, which
obviously is very obvious to consumers,they'll lower the portion sizes so it's portions
smaller but keep the price the same. Stupid shock. Yeah that is.
I think that's a good thing overall, because I swear my cliff bars smaller
now. Yoh, of all things, some changes coming to steakhouses, some

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vegan options, FOGA to Chow bythe way, that's that Brazilian steakhouse.
The green card and the red cards. Yes, just keep bringing it,
they say. On Yeah, theysay, we don't have to be prototypical.
So we have multiple vegetarian and uhpescot carrying options on the menu.
And they've had two new vegan itemsthis year, the seafood Tofu and the
miso black beet pasta. Why thef would you go to fogode Chaw No,

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if that's what you I did havea family dinner and one of the
people, unfortunately, was vegetarian.Yeah, and yeah, they didn't really
have a lot of options for them. No. Restaurants all over the country
are using the latest technology to speedup service and improve the customer experience.
Texas Roadhouse, Yes, David,I'll say pay at the table system,

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which I know you like. It'scalled Roadhouse Ray. Yes. And they've
also rolled out the digital kitchen atlocations in Texas and Minnesota to get rid
of paper ticket orders. Nice andstuff. I don't care about that part,
but like the whole thing where youcould pay at the table. I
love it. That's awesome. Theonly probably don't like pay at the table

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is when the actual server has thedevice in their hand, because then you
gotta like do the tip of mountainfront then about all that kind of stuff,
or it just takes just as longfor them to come around with the
little machine to pay. Yeah,yeah, bitch. Texas Roadhouse will be
opening two hundred more locations. Nice, two hundred that's crazy. Outback plans

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to open seventy five to one hundredof those next gen restaurants like we were
talking about over the next couple ofyears. And Folk and Child they got
fifty eight locations. They're going toopen ten more. Even the Longhorn Steakhouses
expanding. And then finally, whatis old is new again. I saved
the best for last for you menisSistler Steakhouse. Yes, they open their
first location in nineteen fifty eight andat one time had over seven hundred locations

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at the country, but now thatnumbers down to seventy. They've rolled out
a new restaurant design and features digitaldisplays, tile flooring, recycled wood paneling,
even a fireplace near the front counter. Where I used to deliver their
new reassigned was a dentist's office.Yes see, there you go, and
the first Sizzler to unveil the redesignopened earlier this year in Corona, California.

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A whole bunch more locations are scheduledto open this year. Nice Sisler,
where you barked from the parking LucyWhen I was a kid, I
mean, Scissor was absolutely massive inthe eighties. It was I remember that.
It was a deep place to goto and it was the all you
can eat salad bar was like theIsh and they had like pizza slices,

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all kind of stuff salad, andI would eat so much that I would
always puke in the bark. Itwas the original, the original Reset before
he was drinking. Yeah, itwas the origin story of the Reset.
Yeah, booze. It just seemsto be for Sisler. Oh god,
it was. You know, Idon't think I guess your parents, but
if I saw my kid doing that, we would we would have a talk

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doing it problem, dude, Iwas always down to gorge, no kidding.
All right, Well we got somemore what he showed next? Hang
up, Maybe he's jake up aconversation with the person next to you who's
also stuck in traffic. How's itgoing. We'll be right back now.
God, oh my god, Ilove this show. Show. I welcome

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back everybody. Yeah, it iswhat he shows pre Friday Thursday Morning,
Raby's got the Nerd nat Report.Where's the world of Nerds coming up here
in just a moment for you.Also look at the what do he show
mail call. It's all some feedbackfrom our topic that we had about what's
the oddest place you've knocked one out? Yeah? Yeah, So we'll get

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into some of that here in thesecond couple of holidays for today June First,
Today's Dinosaur Day. You guysaurs.Tell all the little kids in your
life they love dinosaurs, raptors andstuff. Flip a coin day. It's
International Children's Day, which I thoughtwas pretty much every day. Yeah,
oh my god. Well, ifyou have kids, I mean everything,
you know, just circles and revoltsaround them. It's a National go barefoot

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Day, Greg Gory, Oh yeah, I will. Yeah, Rab's like
that. Today's nash Old Moonshine Day. Heck yeah, Moonshine had a moment
like about five years ago. Yeah. Like you you're able to go to
like the to the store. Yousee the Mason Jars. Yeah, the
Mason jar with the moonshine. It'sa national him like Maneuver day. I
have a basic idea how that wouldwork, although I'd probably kill somebody trying

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to give him the hime like yourselfstrong? Yeah right, just so strong
to staff him right in half,totally like I don't know. Today's National
Say something Nice Day, okay,and today's New Year's Resolution Recommitment Day.
Since we're halfway through the year nowit's the time to recommit to your New
Year's resolution or just wait until Decemberthirty firs. Yeah. Also see say

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something nice about Greg? Yeah,nice about Greg, Greg Gory. Yeah,
your water bottle is looking very sharp, isn't it? Greg? And
I and it's a reflection of yourgood taste. That's really not babe,
I did dent it though, sosweet? All right, what do you
show a mail call? We hada topic what's the oddest place that you've

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knocked one out? And in thecontext of that conversation, I was I
mean, I guess we'd call wonderingout loud, but I was out of
the assumption that a woman could bemuch easier get themselves there than a guy,
because a guy is a much moreexaggerated hand moment in public. I
think a woman can be a waymore discreet about it, you know.

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And I was told by both Ravyand Sammy that that was incorrect. They're
full body girls. Yeah yeah,yeah, Okay, Well, we have
an email here from anonymous. Goodmorning. I don't have any cool stories
about knock one out because I'm prettyboring, but I did want to comment
and follow up about the woman listenerwho mentioned that she knocked one out on
a plane. I know everyone,but what he thought it was impossible due

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to the amount of motion it takesfor the ladies. But if she's like
me, I only need pressure downthere to finish. So just applying pressure
with my hand or squeezing my legstight will lead to an orgas. I'm
one of the lucky. Ye yeah, oh, you wouldn't want to have
my God, you have an orgasmsall day? That's so oh wow.

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I didn't hear about something. Itmight have been on that. Remember that
old show, Um, Real Sex? Is this the one with the orgasms
constantly? Yes? Disorder? Yeah, I mean the disorder part. Would
I'm saying just walking because every wouldjust it would rub just right, or
even just sitting there at work allof a sudden, just break out.

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Yeah, you just you just breakout into into orgasm. I thought we'll
try it for a week. That'dbe crazy week. Yeah, for a
week, that'd be crazy. Allright. So following up, let's see
here on the topic, what's theoddest place so you've knocked one out?
From the after hours voicemail people listeningon the podcast eight seven seven forty four,
woody, all right, for sakeof embarrassment, I will omit my

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name. But the weirdest place Iknocked one out was when I was going
through a car one. My excesssent me a picture saying, hey,
come over, and I always havethis rule, always knock one out before
talking to your act. So yeah, let one loose during the car Washington
never went back to that car Washiveragain. Love you guys, Bye bye.

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Yeah, hopefully drive through obviously.Yeah yeah, eight seven seven forty
four. What's the oddest place you'veknocked one out? All right? So
I heard so many disappointments about peoplecalling in about Joe's story, and all
of their stories included somebody else Ican explain mine though, funny story.
One was just the other day,just because I heard you guys on the

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radio y'all said Masturbation Day. Andlike most Americans, I don't know what
day of the week, you know, is National Masturbation Day. So I
heard masturbation Day and I said,oh damn, that's day. I gotta
go Joe somewhere. So I wasin a CVS bathroom and I said,
well and out, rub one out, you know what I mean? Right,

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I had to come one out.And that's little rewind. When I
was like sixteen seventeen, there wasan average school program that we had to
catch a bus home from what Iwas someone supposed to do when you catch
that urge, you catch that urge, and that urge was cart with the
right hand, you know what Imean? Straight up, the urge was

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cart. I know. I'm inthe back of that school bus out shout
out to the way show love youby all right, So yeah, just
uh yeah, when when the moodhits you a CVS or not, that's
just where that's where you're knocking outto think about next person. Yeah,
he sounds like the kind of guy, by the way, Studley who probably

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could get good used out of Wegot speaking a really weird. What do
you show mail call? We gotthis giant box cardboard box of condoms sent
to us. Oh nice? Yeah, And I don't know why is it.
I guess it's the company that makesit. Wasn't Directs or Troja with
some other company I never heard of. But they're like individually wrapped ones.
There's like a couple of boxes ofyou know, multi packs. But I

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guess they wanted us to, uhto measure up because they have different sizes
and stuff too. Okay, likego ahead and uh size up? Yeah,
see which one? See which oneyou'd go with? Yeah? Uh
see, I found the I foundthe clip. This is when you were
cart narking. This is very earlyon in Carton King bust of the guy
wagons. This guy was positioned atthe quarter of a parking lot, but

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his back was too like this thedrug store sign and his body was shielded
by a car and then bushes.But I'm looking because I'm always looking around,
and I'm like, hey, there'sa guy with a bottle of hotel
conditioner. Oh nice, going atit? Yeah, twenty eighteen. I
just looked at the date is fromtwenty eighteen. Check this out, Hi,
it's a guy masturbating over here.What's you doing, sir? Or
you're bored? Oh you got somesome conditioner from a hotel there? When's

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the bus get here? I don'tknow. That's kidding, that's a little
humor. I'm went the cart andnarks. By the way, I usually
don't bust public masturbators. We usallybust people who leave their carts out.
But I agree with you. Iagree with your education to all right,
well, thank you, sir,appreciate it. No more masturbating, okay,
absolutely, thank you. Okay,what is pride? I would say

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the corner of a drug star parkinglot is not private for masturbating. Yeah,
I ask you, what do youmean? What do he means?
Of course, ce Bass, he'sone of their best callers. He called
nine one one, Yeah on thisguy fun with you. Got a guy
masturbating in public's in the parking lotof the outside. He's outside on the

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ground. He's got a little bottleof like hotel lotion or conditioner with him
and he's actively masturbating. Yes,I have got those I can send you.
She'd like, that's okay, youwant to stand by it. Talking
to the officers about it, andif you want to be a victim of
the crime of him exposing himself.I don't need to be a victim,
just that he gets at least,you know, warning or health and famish
or whatever. I don't know.Yeah, we're on the way. Yeah,

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would you be right over. Wouldyou like to be a victim?
Yeah? Yeah, time I've beentraumatized. Unfortunately I can't traumatized because I
catch these guys all the time.Oh yeah, all right, well,
thank you for the feedback. Bythe way, anytime after ten am,
you can leave us an after hoursvoicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie Show.
This is Nerd out with all rRight, Well, now that you're

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all swarmed up morning and yeah,I'm ready to go, tell us what
got y'all hot and bothered in theworld of nerd. So I'm not buying
this rumor that's out there. It'sa leaked cast of Marvel's Fantastic Four.
Now, there have been several FantasticFour movies done by Fox and they were
terrible. This is going to bethe first time that they're in the MCU.
So you really do have to getthis casting right because it's a pretty

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big deal. This is a fantasticfour are going to be major players moving
forward. Now. The casting rumoris Adam Driver is mister Fantastic, Margot
Robbie as The Invisible Woman, Irishactor Paul Mescal as Johnny Storm aka the
Human Torch, and Hamilton actor VeedDiggs as Ben Graham aka The Thing.

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This is why I don't believe itbecause Driver, Robbie Diggs are all very
much in demand actors, and Ican't see them making this commitment and taking
a risk because you're committing to sixmovies minimum, probably more like ten.
So that's why I don't believe it, because these are so high in demand.

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I can't see Margot Robbie committing toten m SEU movies. You know,
I just can't. So I'm callingbs on this rumor that's going around.
We'll see now. June is agood month for big movies. This
weekend Spider Man Across the Spider Verse, June ninth, Transformers Rise of the
Beast, then June sixteenth, thelong delayed, much anticipated The Flash,

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and director Annie Musketti said on apodcast, should Warner Brothers want a sequel,
he can't imagine anybody else in therole other than Ezra Miller, saying
on this pod, I don't thinkthere's anyone that can play that character as
well as they did. Other depictionsof the character are great, but this
particular vision of the character, theyjust excelled at doing it. It feels

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like a character that was made forthem. I have to pay a lot
of money keep him out of jail. They might. They might have to
keep them in seclusion. Moving forward. Yeah, I'm Raby. And for
more nerd stuff, check out thenerd No podcast at the Woody Show dot
com. Nerd all right, thankyou very much, Rabels, you got

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a dog. We got some moreWoody Show for you. Next, hang
up more Next, maybe they'll hurteach other in the hallway running for the
bathroom. Maybe the Woody Show.This is and this is another new hour
of insensitivity training for a politically correctworld on this Thursday morning. It's the
first of June twenty twenty three.Nice boy, that's Raby. Hey,

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we got great gore Menace is here? What is up? Woody our social
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can be one of the stars theshow as well by calling in, which
is the best way to do ateight seven seven forty four Woody. Never
need to invite and calling with whateveryou want, topic, contests, whatever
it is to get you involved.Eight seven seven forty four Woody hit us
up with that text over to twotwo ninety seven. We just got one
from the four one two says,how many doughnuts and slices of pizza have

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you fatty shoved down your throat sofar? I said, we wish it's
it's dry over here. There's nothingfood drought. That would be a dream.
It's a food desert. Yeah,yeah, nothing, no pizza.
It's funny that they say that,because randomly last night I was looking up
twenty four hour donut spots near theradio station. Yeah, there's a couple.

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But then I am I gotta blatethis morning, so oh man didn't
make the donut stop. I apologize, Well, there is access. So
the NBA Finals begin tonight and Chipotlethey're offering a chance to get free burritos
part of their free pointer promotion.They sat around thought about that for a

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while. So each time a threepoint shot is made during the series,
Chapotle is going to give out threehundred free meals nice by way of a
text to win code from Chipotle tweets. Okay, that's their Twitter handle.
Chipotle tweets the first three hundred viewersto text the tweeted code get a free

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Chipotle entre, all right, andso up to ten thousand, five hundred
people can grab a free meal inevery game. So three it's their free
pointer. I'll never be fast enoughto do that, No, Greg,
there was some ice cream news.I'll tell it. I kind of feel
like we're already in a little roundof food news. Yeah, wasn't the
texts fault yanks a lot text Iwasn't playing. But yet some other food

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food news bad news had a dairyqueen. They're discontinuing their cherry dipped cone.
Oh, which it was never into. But fans are not happy.
People are about this. Then,while the company released a statement saying,
well, it's great to see ourfans and their love for the cherry dip
cone. We are always innovating ourmenus to showcase new and delicious flavors.

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All right, say fans, keepan eye on our social channels for the
latest and greatest on flavor offerings forthe iconic DC dip cone. I say
mint, that'd be good. Peanutbutter like kind of like magic but like
butter flavored, that would be good. They can do both, Yeah,

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that'd be good. Yeah, Iknow they could do six. Yeah,
just if they really wanted to.They're just choosing not to. It's I
know, they don't have to takeaway the cherry. Yeah, I mean
it's difficult to maintain. I wouldnever see the cherry out in the wild,
right, I know it was available, but I never saw anybody ordering
it out in the wild. Yeah. Just a quick magic shell tip,

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go with chocolate fudge, not chocolatecho Yeah. It's a bland, kind
of bland. It's chalky and bland. But when you do the chocolate fudge,
I don't know what it is,if it's my refined palette or what,
but it's almost like a hint ofsaltiness that gives it more sweetness.
It's so damn good. And Ijust polished off a bottle yesterday. Okay,

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so well not all at once.I was like basically cutting the bottle
open to get the remnants. Here'sanother pro tip. I haven't tried this
yet, but somebody at one ofour events recently told me about it.
So when you put your hot fudgeor magic shell or whatever on top of
your ice cream, they see sprinkleit with a little bit of salt,

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and so you'll get that that littlehint of salt in the chocolate. Yeah,
and I'm like, that does soundpretty Goody said, yeah, they
all. I'm addicted to it.It enhances. Yeah. I think Ravy
gave me this hot fudge that thatwas blasted about two days so good.
It's called Coops Coops. It's prettyhigh end stuff, don't you get it?
And in a gift basket? Andyou know, hot fudge isn't really

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my thing, but I know it'sgreats thing. Yeah, I mean really
what it is? Great? Whatis Ravey's thing? You know? What
does she like anymore? Down?Like water? So many things exactly foods?
All right, So tomorrow is NationalDonut Day. Speaking of dogs,
yea Chrispy Crane back at it again. How do they make any money?
They're constantly giving away donuts. Theyjust did that thing for graduates every week.

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They gave each graduate like a dozen, not even I haven't done it.
We talked about that. Yeah,but they're giving away free doughnut of
your choice to celebrate the food holidayNational Donut Day, no purchase necessary,
and you can even choose from oneof their fan favorite limited edition flavors,
like and I wanted to try thisone. We talked about it. Banana
pudding, Oh yeah, key Linepie, strawberries and cream and chocolate cream.

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Okay, so that is that istomorrow for National Donut Day. Sweet.
I love messing with our sales manager. Sammy's always on the email.
You go, Yeah, tomorrow's NationalDonut Day. What time are there donuts
coming in donuts for us? Yea? They know that you're messing around or
does it seem like for being dicksnow? Yeah? Because you know there

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are other I don't I'm not gonnaname named, there are other people in
this building who do that and meanit. Oh no, they know to
be lumped in with those guys.Now, they know I'm messing around imagine
meaning it. How do you lookin the mirror and think, Yep,
I'm doing the right thing by demandingfree daughter. I know, dude,

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I heard a I heard a storyfrom one of the managers. They got
hit up. This is an onair person. On air person hit him
up and said, Hey, soI'm gonna be bringing some people down to
the game. I'm not gonna saywhat sports to the game this weekend.
I'm gonna need ten tickets, goodseats, parking passes, and I think

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we're just gonna stay down there.So they wanted the hotel rooms for their
whole posse. It wasn't sarcastic,no, And there was no like station
client involved. There is nobody,no kind of business angle on it.
This is simply they wanted to bringtheir wife, their kids, and some
of their family members to this game, and they wanted ten good seats,

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parking passes and hotel rooms for thenight. And they got it. Oh
that's okay. See no, Ifeel like I'm doing it wrong. See
exactly exactly. And this came upbecause I forget what we were asking for,
but it was something that we neededfor the show. And I go,
look, I said, I hateto you know whatever, and they

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go, oh, dude, trustme, this is fine. This is
actually for something business related, letme tell you. And they told me
the story, right, and Iwas like, yeah, are you kidding?
I can't. I would be souncomfortable and embarrassed. We got to
start asking for more the one.I don't want to be viewed like that.
Maybe once a year I will askfor something that is so readily available,

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like tickets to this thing that wehave a thousand tickets for, and
I act like I'm asking for repentance. I hate to be this guy.
I know you're busy, you don'thave to respond right away, but if
I could maybe get two tickets wouldbe really awesome. Sorry, have they
ever said no, no, yeah, exactly, But I do that maybe
once. Yeah. Yeah. Ican't imagine asking for a hotel for a

(28:47):
third cousin ten and they got it. Yeah, so embarrassed, unbelievable.
But anyway, we're talking from donuts, I know, I know. Should
I send the email now? Yeah? The wood shown lord camouflage shirts.
They have collared ones. We don'thear about your ass, all right,

(29:08):
maws for sure. And Today's RedneckNews y'all's from Ascambia County, Florida.
All right, that's where the police. They were out doing their normal patrols
when they spotted a super sweet greenForward Ranger voice parked awkwardly next to a
dumpster in the wind Dixie parking lot. Okay, something about this seems suspicious,

(29:32):
so they went to go check itout. The officer walked up,
so there are two people in thetruck, asked them, Hey, what's
you up to, and that's whenthe driver told him it's all good man,
We're just eating some delicious sandwiches beforegoing home. All right, all
right out here in the back ofthe wind Dixie next to this dumpster sounds
so far. All right, saysthe officer, but before I let you
go, I'm gon need to runyour information. The passenger was cleared.

(29:56):
The driver was this fellow named EdwardBuzz, and it came back that he
had an active warranty guys busted.So he was placed under arrest and put
into the patrol car. And whenthey searched him, they found a rolled
up piece of plastic in his sock, which later tested positive from meth oh
yep. And when they searched thecar, a canine found and mm's Minis

(30:18):
container, no Eminem's Greg just moredrugs. Oh yeah, So Edward was
charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and failure
to appear. So there you go. That is from as Cambia County,
Florida, mister Edward Busby. Itwas busted the wind Dixie parking a lot

(30:41):
with his sock and an Eminem Miniscontainer full of myth at least the container.
Yeah, that's reduced reuser cycle,maam. That is today's ran nick.
It reminds me of like back inschool. The school used to make
their own paste for like the elementaryschool kids. Yeah, and they would

(31:03):
put them in you know, backwhen you had cameras that had film,
and you you'd buy film and ithad that little black canister, that little
black plastic canister with a gray topran a little gray lid, and they
would buy a battery. Yeah,so they'd whip up a whole big batch
of paste and they slather it intothose little film containers. Yeah, there's

(31:26):
a throwback Thursday film. Yeah,have a paste budget. I guess they
figured if we're all gonna be eatingthis, we might as well make it
ourselves. Yeah, a version ofpaste. I made a bunch of paste
last weekend. Know, I'm sayingyou have fillion off yet shoot shoots to
a quick break. Got some ofthe trending news headlines. Next, hang
out boy, Hatty that tasty kiddoing will be right back. Don't hit

(31:52):
me. Hey, I'm not gonnahit you on the tee. The glasses,
I'm gonna throw them on the ground. This book back, Yeah,
tell us all about those trending newsheadlines, Greggory, Well, real quick.
The House did vote to pass thedebt ceiling deal between House Speaker Kevin
McCarthy and President Biden. It passedby a vote of three hundred and fourteen

(32:12):
to one hundred and seventeen. Sothat's just the House. Now it'll go
to the Senate before Monday, theysay, which is the deadline to either
act or level of debt going toofault the fault report that I heard this
morning. So now moves on tothe Senate and they're hoping it's going to
get fast tracked and it can,you know, get all done. Biden
signs that they move on, butthey said there's a there's a chance,
because if it doesn't get fast tracked, then it goes to the full process,

(32:35):
the debating back and forth and thenwaste time. So they said,
if that happens, then we're probablygonna be like a day or so late
past the deadline before like it couldpossibly get finalized. Great. Yeah,
I also heard that we're going tobe making a payment today. The Treasury
secretary said if one hundred and Iwant to say hundred, let's just say

(32:55):
one hundred and fifty billion on ourdebts that we can make today. Imagine
writing that chow. Yeah, thatweird. You know, like when you
write your your rent or your mortgageall the time, Like if you really
wanted to get you know, awareof just how much you're already paying in
taxes, it would be interesting.Not that they would ever do it,
but everybody just kids paid like they'rethey're gross amount not taxed, right,

(33:20):
and then at the end of theyear, you're responsible for writing those checks
to the state to federal for allthe taxes that you paid that year.
To really kind of open your eyesbecause in your eyes but you don't see
it or just bi weekly or weeklyright when you don't see it. Yeah,
nobody really thinks about it, andthey go, yeah, well,
you know, I mean, Iknow nobody likes paying tax. They openly

(33:43):
admitted I have a friend who's acollege professor, and he says, I
just don't look. I just don'tlook. Oh okay, that's good,
that'll help. Yeah. Danny Masterson, best known for that seventies show,
found guilty on two out of threerape counts. The third one ended in
that death Locke. His first trialended a mistrial because a jury couldn't come
to a decision on all three counts, but now guilty on two of those

(34:07):
three. So it was sentencing hearing. It's going to be pretty soon.
It'll be August. Fourth faces upto thirty years to life, and he
was charging twenty twenty. The victimssay that these rapes happened between two thousand
and one and two thousand and three, but Masterson says they were all consensual.
You know, you say you can'tjudge a book by its cover.
He's one of those guys like,now, in hindsight, you look at

(34:28):
him, You're like, hmmm,really, and hidesight actually okay, look
at hidesight and he kind of lookslike a creeper, doesn't he Yeah,
I didn't. I didn't think ituntil it all came out and then I
went, yeah, I could seeit. Yep. Really yeah, he's
got that creep look. I've neverthought about it. I guess, did
you ever watch that seventy show?I did not, didn't. I'm one

(34:51):
of the few that you didn't watchthe Ranch. No, Ranch, No.
I think I'm one of the fewthat never saw it. Um there
is a virus you've probably never evenheard of. But this virus has had
a thirty six percent increase this yearso far. It's what's going around right
now. You know how a lotof people they think it's allergies, are
a cold, or not quite surethis is what's been going around, could

(35:13):
be this. It's not COVID.It's called the human metaneumovirus HPMV, a
respiratory disease, and they say it'skind of like a common cold, but
it can be more severe for youngkids or older adults or people with weak
immune system. It's been around,they say, for about fifty years,
only discovered in two thousand and one, and experts say this is what's so

(35:35):
bizarre about it. The spike incases might be because we all as society
have reduced immunity because we were soisolated during COVID, our bodies might have
just started to lack the ability tostave it off. And everybody's so afraid
of germs. I was reading somethingelse about that too, Like there's something
about it that makes a lot ofsense, Like if you're not exposed to
things to the element, it's kindof like if you take antibiotics or you're

(35:57):
not really needing them, like youcould build up in a community right and
then they're no longer effective. It'skind of like your your body doesn't know
how to handle even just like kindof like common germs. Yeah, everybody's
constantly with the hand sanitizer. SeaBASSis washing its goddamn shoes every day,
you know, like so afraid ofyou know, a quickly masking up,
but like every time somebody sneezes orwhatever, it's like sanitizer causes issues.

(36:22):
Yeah, George Carlin did a legendarybid about like we swam in the Hudson
River because we were strong. Iknow. It's basically talking about how soft
everybody's we got though we needed thosegerms well during the whole lockdown, which
was you know, supposed to betwo weeks. I ended up being what
three years, give or take.Yeah, right, I didn't get sick

(36:43):
once. I felt great other thanwell then COVID and I still have no
clue how any of us got it. Well, I think or Ravens are
the only ones that I've had it. You had it like right next to
each other. I had it likeway later, and I knew where I
got it from. Really yeah,it was on a flight. But I
never felt better if I had it. I didn't know. I never tested

(37:06):
positive. I never as far asI know, I probably did at some
point, but I didn't know.I mean, I never got a cold,
never had a sort of throat thatentire stretch. In fact, Greg
has still not gotten his sense oftaste back, which is why he swallows
now. Yeah. Yeah, isthat just a little side fun that there

(37:28):
is no vaccine for HPMV, butMaderna is working on it. They say
the best way to avoid it isa lot like everything else avoid sick.
People wash your hands a lot,and if you don't feel good to stay
home. Yeah. I do washyour hands a lot. I've always done
that, though I like the waythey smell afterwards. It's weird how when
I was I guess college age,before we'd go out with a group of
friends to eat, and before eatingat a fast food place, I would

(37:51):
say, I'll be right back.I'm gonna go wash my hands. I
got made fun of so much.Yeah, exactly, Like we just spent
the day at whatever, were bowling, and I want to wash my hands
before And what an idiot You're gonnawash your hands? Oh yeah, after
something like bowling. Like just say, like we decided to go out to
a restaurant, like, I'm notgoing to excuse myself to go wash my

(38:12):
hands and then come back to thetable. Um, you would not.
I don't. I don't do thatlike we had just gotten back from an
activity like bowling, Yes, sureof course. Or you're at a theme
park where you're constantly touching all therails and the rids, then yes,
then in that case I do.But if it's just simply like we're going
out to dinner, I'm because you'realready showing a fresh sort of I mean,
at the end of the day you'regoing to dinner or whatever, but

(38:35):
you know so. But I'm sayingif I'm just around the house and one
of those things. I'm kind ofstanding by the sink. I'll wash my
hands and then I'll just I lovethe smell of me. Do you wash
your hands before eating dinner at home? No? Really, I definitely do.
I always do. Yeah. ButGreig, like back the day,
you should just said, you know, be a man and be like,
I gotta go take a dump realquick. I know. Yeah, you

(38:57):
shouldn't told them. Everybody feel thatyou were brave. I would have been
the school hero. Yeah, andI done that. I gotta take a
wicked dumb and maybe Joe while I'min there, But I won't wash my
hand right. Hell no, haveyou heard about that? Eighteen year old
guy Cameron Robbins. This is amassive story. He had just graduated from

(39:17):
University Laboratory School in Baton Rouge,Louisiana, was on a trip with a
bunch of students from different schools tothe Bahamas. They were staying at Atlantis
Paradise Island, been there and theywere on party ship. This is what
you want, Yeah, you rootfor? This is what you root for.
Is there a shark involved? Yes, that's the theory. So the

(39:39):
see that's not proven the yet though. Well, I mean everybody said they're
shark infestive waters waters. So they'reon this party ship. I thought it
was a cruise at first, butit's one of those like nighttime like like
river cruise partally type of things.Yeah, yeah, like a little booze
cruise kind of thing exactly. Andthen Cameron jumped off the ship. It

(40:01):
wasn't like he was thrown or anything. Well, at first it was reported
he did it on his own,but now it looks like he jumped off
on a dare. Yeah, thewaters he jumped to as what he mentioned
shark infested. Somebody threw Cameron oneof those life rings, but witnesses actually
saw him and you can see itin the video. He's going towards the
life ring and then stops and kindof goes away from it. And the

(40:21):
theory is is because he saw ashark right near it and didn't want to
go closer to the life ring.So Cameron was literally a few feet away
from the ship and just disappears fromview. Yeah, like in Jaws,
where the girl just could pulled under, right, there would be some churn.
We night the time ship stayed inthe area for hours, and the

(40:43):
crew looked for him but no luck. And then the Coastguard and other authorities
searched for two days, but theycalled off that search after scouring for him
over three twenty five square miles.It's not like they didn't do a thorough
job of the search, so theyThe theory is that sucks shark. I
mean, if it's shark attack,I will be into it for sure,
but it needs confirmation it's proven.I mean, he's like right now and

(41:07):
just think he's a turd. Hejumped off a boat. That was dumb.
When you look at the video andthere's all these people on that party
ship, they're just dancing and drinkingand having fun, and then the camera
kind of pans over and you seehim down on the water. All I
can think is, dude, youwere just on this ship, time your
moments from day down there because yourbuddy's dared you idiot? Idiot? Yes.

(41:30):
Do you think we'll find out ifit's a dare? Oh? Yeah,
I mean would anybody admit to that? Somebody will, Yeah, it'll
be an art. I think weneed to change the rules staring stuff.
I think if you get dared andyou do it. There needs to be
some massive payoff, like all right, dare to do it. Now.
If I do it, I surviveand then I get whatever it is,
right, I get your car,right, something huge? Yeah, something

(41:53):
good? But how awful for hisparents? Suck? I know, right,
just sucks. You just spent allthat money on his education. Now
that sucks. And then your educationdidn't take and and he's gone that too.
But I mean, you just spentall this money and that Raby's applauding
the sharks. Now, well,imagine paying for that whole trip. Well,

(42:13):
you know there's gonna be empty fight, dude, get Chief Brody out
there, get Quint, you know, and U search the waters. Whoa,
sharks are just sharking, right,that's old dirt. The waters.
You don't need the docks out ofthe water water water water water, And
you might find the Kittner kid inthere too, and then you'll find this

(42:35):
kid no license plate or so yeah, yeah boom. Raby will be at
the Atlantis Casino waiting for updates.Yeah we got some more. What is
showed next time? Oh great?The cost are here. Okay, sit
tight for a few The Woody Show'llbe right back as soon as the heat
dies down. Okay, come out, guys, fucking down show. And

(42:58):
we had that dumbass Spelling Bee yesterdayon the show. These Scripts National Spelling
Bee finals are to night you guys, I know you're all yea tuned in,
Yeah, the edge of my check. Yeah. And somebody went through
all the winning words from every finalsince nineteen twenty five. Your word is

(43:22):
sasparrella um. And up until aboutthirty years ago, they were pretty easy.
Since then they've they've gotten way moredifficult words you've never heard of.
Well, no, that's that's thething though, So these now now that's
how it is about saying before thatlike a nineteen thirty two the final word

(43:43):
to win the Scripts National Spelling Beewas knack knack. Like when it comes
to the English language, menace justdoesn't have a knack for it. Okay,
nick knacks. How would you spellthat? Menace? Knack knack and
a c K close, there's ak k k ac k knock uh Kamakazi.

(44:04):
Okay, I'm not even ask Menaceto spell that one. I'll ask
Greg to spell that one. Kamazi. This is from nineteen ninety three.
I believe that is k A MI k a ze menace. That's how
it's done. Okay, that's howit's done. I know how to order
a kamakazi. They're pretty good.Yeah. Uh. In nineteen fifty six,

(44:27):
Oh, you know what I'm saying. Yep, the winning word was
condominium. Raby spell condominium condominium isdon't cheat, I won't like C C
N D O M I N IU M menace. That's how it's done.

(44:49):
No, wow, that's how it'sdone. Raby spelling a word with
condomin it and uh rare uh.In nineteen four yeah, oh, the
winning word was therapy. Really therapy, give that one a shot. Menace
therapy uh t h e r Ap e y Oh they're rape. It's

(45:19):
rape. Put in a needless ey e r y. Yeah you spelled
the rape. I like to enhanceit, yes, with ease and r
a right, Greg Grey. Innineteen sixty seven, the winning word was
chihuahua. Now people used to thinkthat chiuahwas were be related to chipmunks.
Really yeah, I met one theother day, one and a half pounds.

(45:42):
It was the small less dog I'veever seen in my life. It
was so sweet. That's a guineapig. Chihuahua. Chihuahua c h I
h u a h u A.There you go, Greg Hua. Greg
is so smart. Menus will goback to you on this one. Yes,
interning in turn interning, in turning, interning like I'm interning this summer.

(46:09):
I T E r n I nG I T E what in in
oh I n t E r nI n g. There you go?
There is all right? He gotit, he sounded out, got a
right. They're delicious, they're flaky. In nineteen seventy, the winning word

(46:31):
was Croissant cross us c R wherethey at? Yeah? Oh I doubles
ant. There you go, brandkay mens. You would think that some
of us would rub up on us. No way, I've ordered enough croissons.

(46:52):
All you forgot? Alright, Sammy, We'll give you one, okay,
one last one here. From nineteenforty one, the winning word for
the Scripts National Spelling Bee was initials. Oh, okay wow, initials I
N I T I A ls sewow. You would have won the Script's

(47:13):
National Spelling Bee he be champ.In nineteen forty one, you would have
won nine eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit this's up with the text
over to two to nine eight sevenMore Woody Shows. Next The Woody Show

(47:34):
in two another new hour in sensitivitytraining frame, politically correct World. A
pre Friday, you guys, Yeah, actual Friday. I know, since
it's a long week after the holiday, we're gonna have to have another weekend.
Good. Yeah, but we'll getthrough. Today's June the first brand
new month, brand new hour.Here on The Woody Show. I'm Woody.

(47:57):
That's raving. There's Greg Gorey Menaceis our social media director. What
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The Woody Show got SeaBASS, wegot Sammy. Menace was talking about
this, We were talking about itoff the year. Yeah. I thought
it'd be interesting, you know,because I don't know the answer for me,

(48:20):
and I was trying to find out. But I mean, I had
such a weird high school experience.I was in different high schools every year
of high school. Freshman year wasin New Jersey at West Windsor Plainsboro.
Sophomore and junior year were between boardingschools in Oregon, Idaho. In Alabama

(48:42):
and then my senior year and Igraduated nineteen ninety five from matt Levinton High
School in Pittsburgh, and uh yeah, there was just so to say that
I really knew who the star athletewas. I mean, like, I
remember this one kid, Kenny Luck, and he was you know West windsor
plains bro In in New Jersey,and his dad was like the local prosecutor

(49:08):
or something like that. One thingI remember about him is a senior year,
he got caught up in one ofthose pranks where they let mice loose
and they were telling that he couldn'tgo to prom and there was something about
like, you know, graduation,but the prom thing is what his dad
like threatened to sue the school overbecause the dad was a local prosecutor and

(49:28):
his dad was my little league coach. And then Kenny was on the team.
And of course Kenny was always firststring whatever he wanted, you know,
and it was he was just hewas. Kenny was a dick at
the time. He might be agreen guy. Now he gave like the
new mister Rogers. I have noidea, but I was I was trying
to find out, uh you knowwhat happened to Kenny Gluck and I just

(49:49):
don't know. I have no idea. I couldn't find anything. Yeah,
well yeah, I could have didmy research. Yeah, but yeah,
No. The reason I brought itup because, you know, we he
did a bunch of stuff with BrookChrisher and the Machine Movie, and of
course all the stars are doing interviewsand the guy that played young Burt,
Jimmy Tetro was I think he wasdoing an interview with Barstool Sports, and

(50:13):
he was talking about people that hewent to high school with. And apparently
he went to high school with oneCarlo John, Carlos Stanton John, who
plays for the Yankees. Yeah,okay, and he was just talking about
in high school that he was sogood at everything that he thought he was
actually gonna play football, not baseball. But they just knew since that moment,

(50:37):
like this guy's going pro, Likehe could do anything that he wanted.
So then I started thinking about,huh, what what about all the
star athletes, you know who Iwent to high school with, What are
they doing? Yeah? And thenI thought about a couple of them,
and one of them went to jailfor murder one Yeah, yeah, like

(50:57):
really good football, I say,yeah, basketball, that was the golf
team. Yeah right, I know. There was one that had like this
crazy dui where he was like drivinghead on towards cops, and then like
another one he just started. Heended up well, you know, working
for a triple A. So noone ever really went pro. One year

(51:19):
my high school did go to likethe state championship for basketball, but even
like the tallest player would just belike, I don't know, like the
shortest player in the NBA, Sohe wasn't really gonna go anywhere. So
I was just thinking, you hearabout like all the star players, they
have like just such a like aslim chance of actually making it to a

(51:42):
pro level. Did you did youlook into the case so the guy who
went to jail for murder, Yeah, they're they're still there, but like
what happened? Oh I talked aboutrecently. There's actually a no, no,
there's there's actually a Hulu documentary onit. Really yeah. Uh,
it was being Gwen. It's aboutthis transgender student that we had Being Gwen.

(52:06):
Okay, yeah, and that wasin your class. Yes, wow,
this Gwen person, I'm assuming isthe one that got murdered. Athlete
by one of the athletes. Yeah, oh my god. Wow, all
right, putting that on my watchlist. Yeah. Interesting. So no
no real schooling going on. Therewere all kinds of other stuff. Yea,

(52:27):
all this stuff happening. What aboutyou, Greg Gory, I'm thinking
that the star athlete it to me, it always means football, Yeah,
because like you're not gonna have ohhe's the best swimmer or the best golfer,
like you said, well, Iwould say like football, basketball,
baseball. Right, definitely. Nobodyfrom my high school went pro in anything.
I don't know if anybody went beyondhigh school sports, let alone,

(52:50):
you know, going into college sports. But the guy that was the star
football player was also the guy thatevery girl loved like he was like,
you know, the just the absolutepinnacle the zat Chicks. He was Zach
Morris. Yeah, and everybody lovedhim. And I thought, this is

(53:10):
kind of when I leaned towards likinggirls. I thought I was very jealous.
I'm like, why do you likehim so much? He's not good
looking, he's not funny, hewas kind of a dick. But he
was a great football player and that'sall they cared about. So I did
look him up knowing that you wantedto talk about this and completely bald,
very fat, lives in a doublewide trailer kind of in the woods.

(53:35):
But he is married and he seemssuper happy. His Facebook page was where
where I found him really nice thingsto say, like he's not a dick
or anything like that. But hedid not age well and look at you
on the other side. No,he greg's like a fine wine. Yeah.
I wish this guy's aging like aHamburger and the sun, but he

(54:00):
looks quite woodsy. Yeah, ray, what about you? Well, I
don't know any high school athletes fromyou know, back in my time,
Plum, Plumb, we did havesomebody from Plum. His name is RJ.
Umberger, who ended up in theNHLA, which is exciting. He

(54:20):
played for the Flyers and the BlueJackets. I can't tell you that.
The president of my senior class,his name was John He. I believe
the charge was manslaughter. Oh mygod. He got into a fight in
a park and beat this guy todeath. Jeez, menace. Yeah,

(54:43):
and I don't know because he didn'tset out to kill this guy. So
that's why I think it was likea manslaughter or maybe a third degree murder
charge. How many people were inyour graduating class? That's not too huge.
Yeah, man, that's about thesame. Mine was like two hundred
wood of yours is like two thousand, right, Well, it depends on

(55:04):
the school. Yeah, like WesternPlainsborough. It's a massive school in Jersey.
Mount Levitton High School in Pittsburgh's amassive high school. Ton of kids
there. Because my theory was goingto school's got seven floors for Menace and
Raby to be best friends with murderers. My theory was going to be like
your your class size is so hugethat the law of averages. Yeah,
like somebody's gonna murder somebody. Yeah, you know, but yeah, now

(55:29):
if anybody's gonna have any kind offrame of reference. It was the glory
days for Sammy because not only doesshe say, like, man, I
didn't think high school it got anybetter than that. Yeah, high school
cheerleader. Yeah, she was acheerleader. She was when it ended.
Yeah. So with the cheerleaders,by the way, because I don't remember
them being like a football game,did you guys have to do other sports

(55:50):
as well? Yes, so wecheered up basketball games. We cheer for
volleyball. Once they were in thevolleyball. We were really good at every
sport. They'd be like, weneed you to go to the soccer game
they're like in the championship. Wouldbe like, okay, so we would
just go to other sports when theywere in the playoffs and doing really well.
Okay, sweet, Yeah, anybodygo pro? Yeah? Who was?

(56:12):
Yeah? What happened to the starathlete? I'll go with um Shane
Vereen. He was a sophomore whenI was a senior, but he was
on varsity. He was very good, so I still cheered for him football,
and he went to Cal. Hewas a running back and then he
got drafted by the Patriots. Playedfor four years during the dynasty with like

(56:35):
Gronk and Brady. He got aSuper Bowl roo right, Yeah, he
went to the he went to theGiants after that. Uh, and now
he's an analyst for College Pac twelve. That's awesome. Yeah, all right,
so things turned out okay for him. Yeah. No, meanwhile,
yeah, menace is high school athletemurder. Yeah that's cool. Yeah,

(57:00):
it was really incredible. Yeah.I mean I had math class with him
and he was a sophomore and Iwas a senior. To put that together,
yeah, and he was in varsityas a sophomore. Yeah. He
was very good. He was verysmart, he was very nice. He
was everything that you would hope thestar athlete would be. I want to
marry him. The other cheerader,he's got money. How like, how
gross and fat are they now?Like the other cheerleaders that you Oh yeah,

(57:22):
how blessed are they? Right?No, that's what the other women
want to hear about, like theother girls from the school. They want
to hear about how fat and uglyall the cheerleaders got, right, Like
they want to see, you know, Greg's high school athlete, guy who
Baulding living in the double wide outof the woods. Yeah, that's the
kind of stuff that you really wantto hear, right. Well, I
mean I hate to break it toyou guys, but I think that more

(57:43):
of the cheerleaders I knew lost weightsince I well they gloat up. Really
yeah, lost weight since high school? Yeah that's cool, no kidding,
Yeah, how do you do that? I thought everybody's like, you know,
lowest weight ever. Was like,yeah, that was like if you've
looked back, I couldn't gain apound if you paid me in the high
school. Now I gained a poundof looking thinking about it. Yeah,

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since the last commercial break, Greg'sgaining five pounds. It's discussed. Yeah,
yeah, So what happened to thestar athlete at your school? Eight
seven seven forty four? Woody hitus up with a text over to two
two nine eight seven. Uh.You know my dad likes to say about
how he got to see Dan Marinoplaying high school. Oh really, Yeah,

(58:29):
they were in the same school,well not the same school, but
they were in the they played inthe same district. Oh, I see
the schools played each that's pretty cool. Yeah. I always trip out when
I think about high school because youknow, we can all look at each
other and think, oh, we'veworked together, and I even forget how
many years we've all worked together.Right, But when you think of high
school, it feels like it's yourlife. It's a life. Yeah,

(58:52):
it's four years right now, fouryears. I don't even remember four years
ago. High school it's your entireI remember. Let's see. The difference
is also time moves slower when you'rea kid, it does right, time
goes faster as you get older.That's true. Also, when you're in
school, it's like a mandatory thing. You have to be there, You're
required to be there, So Ithink that makes it also feel a little

(59:15):
bit longer, you know, likemy kids, you know, getting out
for a summer break. I'm like, man, it feels like the year
just started, right. Not whenyou're a kid over it doesn't feel that
way. It's like more like aprison sentence. Remember, unless you're Sammy.
There's milestones in high school as well, Like I remember you had to
be a junior to drive to school. Yeah, and the first time I
drove to school, I thought,this is so weird. I'm driving to

(59:37):
school. Weird. Yeah. Yeah, I loved high school as well.
I had a ton of fun.I didn't hate it. I wish I
wish that I had been able togo to Maltlebanton for all four years.
That was definitely the nicest of allthe schools. Like, you know,
the one in Jersey was nice too, but man, Maltleviton High School is
so cool. That AstroTurf football stadium, Wow, yeah it was. It

(01:00:00):
was dope. Now they have thishuge like uh uh like what would they
call it, like like aquatic center? Oh wow, I loved it,
Jez. Yeah, with all theswimming and water pole that you did whatever
exactly. I gotta see it.I'm gonna pull up a satellite image view.
You'll see it. It's like agoddamn college college. Yeah, oh
my god, I just looked itup. Yeah, it's it's so nice.

(01:00:22):
It does look like college. Yeah, it's so nice. It's really
nice. Oh wow, look atthat football stadium. I'm telling me right,
all right, So what happened toyour star athlete in high school?
Eight seven seven forty four? Whathe text over to two two nine eight
seven. We'll see what you gotnext. Head'll be right back. It
will happen. What do you shownext? I don't know. I had

(01:00:44):
a screenshot of it in my headotherwise known as that memory, just before
I had all these screenshots flash beforemy shot. This is all right,
whatever happened to the star athlete fromhigh school? You know what happened till
we heard some of the stories fromaround the room before the break, So

(01:01:04):
I said, my buddy from highschool wasn't necessarily the star athlete, but
the football coaches saw him playing soccerjunior year and asked if he wanted to
kick, And now he's a punterfor the Browns. Nice previously obviously played
played for the Bills. That's cool. Ye went to high school with Barry
Sanders. Everyone knows how great heturned out to be in high school,
all right, he made some crazymoves that you'd see on NFL highlight films,

(01:01:28):
and on top of that, hewas super nice and genuine with everyone.
See that's cool to hear. That'sgood. Yeah. My high school
star athlete was that starting quarterback andbatting third on the baseball team lineup.
Got caught banging the volleyball coach abouta month before graduation. Really didn't walk
with all the seniors. Lost hisfull ride scholarship to a USC We ended

(01:01:49):
up getting drafted into Major League Baseballthat year, played about eight years in
the majors. Worked out, Yeah, it worked out, and he got
to hook up. Our star athletewas Eric Wettele. The senior year.
He played safety, quarterback, andspecial teams. We all know he'd go
to the NFL. I went tohigh school with Cody Kessler, which played
for the Patriots last I believe Iwas a freshman. He was a senior,

(01:02:12):
graduated halfway through the year to goto college. Let's see, I
went to high school with Kawhi Leonard. Oh. Wow, I was a
sophomore when he was a senior.Our basketball team was pretty good. Yeah.
We had no clue who he wasat the time, and we had
over three thousand students at our school. The guy from John and Kate plus
eight was a soccer star player forour graduating class. No, hey,

(01:02:37):
yeah in Pennsylvania. Wow, theJohn and Kate plus eight guy. Yeah,
he played soccer. I graduated theyear before Denny Hamlin, his best
friend, lived down the street forme, and they were working on cars
every day after school. The localracetrack was where he started racing, about
two miles from my house. Hewas always a nice guy, really,

(01:02:58):
Denny Hamlin. You know he andmy brother go to the same country club.
Apparently all his success has gone tohis head. Reports out of the
country club are not good. Maybethis isn't like your brother. Maybe my
brother's probably too good a golfer forhim. Yeah, text says I went
to an alternative artsy high school,so we didn't have any sports or sports

(01:03:21):
team. So the popular kids wereactually the theater kids. I have since
looked them up on the internet tofind most of them are just broke comedians
trying to break into the harsh worldof Hollywood. Only one or two of
them have been in anything any kindof TV or movie, but usually as
a side character. No major stars. Let's see. Star athlete from my
high school played football, ended upbeing a quarterback for the Jets and the

(01:03:45):
forty nine ers and playing in theCFL and has the record for most Great
Cups. One didn't get a nameon that one. The famous athlete,
very well known who went to myhigh school as Kawhi Leonard. How there
we go. Yep, everybody wentto school with him. James Harden went
to my high school. He wasone year ahead of me and we had
nath together. Awesome. Uh.One ended up winning a Super Bowl with

(01:04:08):
the Rams as a starting lineman.The other one went to Harvard for swimming
and turned out and turned into alesbian and gained a bunch of weight,
so that was cool. Turned intoa lesbian. YEA. When the Harvard
became a lesbian, well that's whenmy sister came out when she went to
college in Boston. I don't knowwhat's going on. It turns you into
lesbian, yeah yeah. Uh.The star athlete that I went to high

(01:04:30):
school with is currently playing in theNBA and has gone to the Olympics.
Awesome. Geez um, the valedictorianat our school ended up being an Intel
analyst for Uh left being an Intelanalyst for truck driving. Oh my god,
maybe it wasn't stimulating enough. YEAour star athlete was our star basketball
player. He has like six kidsfrom six different girls, living on the

(01:04:54):
streets buying food stands from people.WHOA, that's sad. Yeah. The
star I think that I went toschool with was Robin Ventura. That's cool.
Okay. Uh the star quarterback frommy high school in my grade became
a dentist in Arizona. That's good, not bad. I was in a
lot of classes with c. JOzma from the Cleveland Browns. Who are

(01:05:18):
you? I had a senior inmy high school, seventeen years old,
one hundred mile an hour, fastball, three scholarships, wound up being a
drug counselor after being arrested multiple times. Jeez, hundred miles an hour in
high school. Yeah. I playedfootball with Hendrick McKinnon, Chiefs running back

(01:05:40):
all rules. It's pretty cool.Hm. There's a lot of good stories,
a lot of good stories. Yeah, good point on the text from
the two six seven Raby. MaybeDenny Hamlin just hates hummingbirds. Hearing about
your brother. Yea, some sugarwater, get this. Whatever breed of
hummingbird can come by again, andwe get it. You're into hummingbird up.

(01:06:03):
Deny Hamlin is like man up dude, like sweet new binocular. Yeah,
I race colors on the man.This one's for us. I can't
we talk about fuel or tire something? Man, you keep talking about these
humming birds. God damn you puss. Get it. You got a new
bird feeder, get it. I'drather talk about spirit. Yeah. Oh

(01:06:29):
so, hey, Denny, how'sit going? Hey? Man? Got
the coolest hummingbird that came by thehouse the other day. Can you please
focus, Raby? It wasn't somethingthat you went to school with, but
from your same high school. PatMcAfee, Well sure, plum zone,
you're so sweet. Well you knowI am. I'm inspired by McFee in

(01:06:56):
his store. I love the store. Oh he is, I just like
IPSI. Yeah. Well he's gotthat new five year deal with ESPN,
so now we know some of thedetails on that. It's worth about eighty
five million dollars for five years.Yet what was that you said? Somebody
said people who complained about others sellingout? Oh yeah, it was Charlottagne

(01:07:19):
the gud a good friend from theBreakfast Club Borning Show. He was like,
I can't wait to sell out becausethat means people have to buy in,
meaning that people have to believe inyou and what you're doing. That's
always been the dumbest term. Sellout the band you like become successful,
you should have stayed like poor andset. Yeah. The people complaining about

(01:07:40):
others selling out have not had theopportunity to do so themselves. Yeah,
because they expressions. Yeah. Nowhe's a four year deal with fan Duel.
That was a prosecuting like they said, like one hundred and twenty million.
Oh right, so it's a paycut. Maybe he just wants it
because he feels that he'll get moreread. Yeah, there's definitely got to

(01:08:01):
be incentives to make that move.Uh. Because now you got the Pat
McAfee show, which is Bread andButter that's on ESPN, the ESPN YouTube
channel, ESPN Plus. And thenhe's a weekly analyst for college football Game
Day. Right, he's got fullcontrol over all aspects of his show,
including being able to book guests fromother outlets like the NFL Network. He's

(01:08:23):
got like Ian Rappaport on all thetime, things like awesome. But yeah,
I mean with that pay cut,he's gonna have to really start the
budget. Yeah, it's going totighten the purse strings to go from one
ten to eighty five. Well fouryears, one hundred and eighty five five
or what was that? What itwas? Yeah, No, one hundred
and twenty four years, one hundredand twenty million dollars down to five years,

(01:08:45):
So an extra year and less fun. Jeez. Yeah, there's got
to be incentives, jeez that wedon't know about. I would hope.
So I was telling Greg about thisshow mentioned on the air once. It's
called Extreme Cheap Skates. I justwatched it on Did you watch the one
about the one and the first episode? Yes, Yeah, she's so annoying.
Oh god, she's never bought furniturein life. She only gets it

(01:09:06):
from downstairs. Yeah, but shehad two people over, a friend and
his girlfriend, and fed them foodthat she got out of the garbage.
She lives him in, and shegoes around to high end grocery stores and
as they're getting rid of the stuffthat is like reached its expiration day that
they can't says sell by whatever.She goes. Those dates are just you

(01:09:27):
know, yeah, but the thing'slike okay, fine, I understand,
like if you already bought it,it's in your refrigerator, you're keeping at
a temperature. But she's going intothe garbage can, so temperatures right,
you know, it's not being keptat a refrigerated temperature. And she pulls
the stuff out. It was likethis turkey meatloaf second with some sides that
are prepackaged. Yeah, and she'sgot him in one pot because she has

(01:09:48):
one pot. And so she sitsthis pot down on the table in front
of the friends of him. SoI guess the guy was the person that
she knew from school. School.She's an accountant. She makes good money.
Yeah, like she she's a certifiedshe's a CPA. Okay, and
she makes good money. She livesin New York, she says for two
hundred dollars a month. Yeah,she owns the place where she out right.

(01:10:15):
Yeah, she says she owns theplace out right, but like uh,
and she doesn't wash her clothes likein the in the laundry. She
puts them on the bottom of theshower while she showers and then rings them
out. Okay, says laundry infour years. Two things, One what
platform is this on? It's onDiscovery plus plus Yeah, And two like,

(01:10:39):
I mean eating food out of thedumpster. Oh no, no,
I know, I know what Iwant to ask. Did she share that
she enjoys her money in any way? She doesn't, because I do have
friends or stream me cheap like that, not to that extreme. But I
go, what what is the angle? You know? Because I know some
people that even in retirement who haveund of money, there's still tight.

(01:11:03):
I'm like, when do you enjoyit? Exactly? So there was another
story I saw extreme cheapskate. Thiswoman she went to her sister's wedding and
she's like, man, this foodlooks really familiar to the food that we
had at our wedding. And shefound out that the sister had taken food
from the sister's wedding, froze it, and then just served it to the

(01:11:28):
guests at her own wedding eight monthseight months away. Yeah, oh my
god. My sister got upset andsaid I was acting like a snob,
and I should just be happy thefood wasn't going to waste an eat this
old frozen food. Man. Theydid have one menace on the Extreme Cheapskates,
where the guy moved in with hisgirlfriend. She was the extreme cheapskate.

(01:11:51):
She would keep track of how manytimes he flushed the toilet, They
would share dental floss, everything,and then he at one point made this
comment, she's the cheapest millionaire Iknow. So she's so cheap that she's
saved up over a million bucks.Yeah, and which still lives that,
which is cool. But I'm likeshe would pee in a bottle, go
on vacation somewhere once in a while. Yeah, like this. Uh,

(01:12:14):
the first episode when I'm talking aboutthe woman who's the cheap skate was like
friends from school with the guy.Yeah, the guy brings his girlfriend over
who's never met and she's just awoman. Yeah, and she's just horrified.
I mean there's no air conditioning ofcourse, so it's a billion degrees
in the apartment. She almost gotill because it was like a heat stroke.
Why host something? And she saidshe goes well every time when friends

(01:12:38):
say, hey, we should goout to a restaurant she goes. I
tried to discourage them, or ifthey insist on it, I tell them
they have to pay right like,and they just know that she's not gonna
pay. She doesn't have a mattress. She sleeps on yoga mats. She
got in a dumpster. Yeah,yeah, oh god, why live that
way? Yeah? It's so gross? All right? More what he show

(01:13:00):
his next? This is the Wayshow? We are two another way Wow
in sensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Thanks for being here, Woody
Bray eight got Greg Gore, there'sMenace. What is up? Woody bats
here? We got Sammy, there'sBurt and Caroline. There in the Woody

(01:13:23):
Show production department. Our associate producers, Morgan, We've got Vaughan, our
video producer. You on the phoneto eight seven to seven forty four,
Woody to be a part of whateverit is you'd like to be a part
of eight seven seven forty four woodOr you can hit a seventy eight text
over to two two nine eight seventy. How about some odd baber eye roll?

(01:13:44):
Yes, yeah, all right.So Greg loves the good news stuff
or says there's just not enough.There never is, and so these are
all good stories. Okay, theseare all very nice stories. The question
is what kind of reaction are wegonna get it from Greg? Because sometimes
he's tricky. Yeah, that's good. They should really all be ahbabes.
He should be if they might havean element of please. Yeah, but
sometimes his reaction as an eye roll. And so the game here is awe

(01:14:11):
babe or iyroll for these for thesedifferent good news stories, starting with this
one in Minneapolis, where someone's petemu escaped from his enclosure after he thought
he found his soul mate, whichin this case was a frisbee golf goal.
Oh really, you know, oneof those basket things for the chains
hang down, So this emu mistookthat for another emu. His owner said

(01:14:33):
that he had been pacing back andforth by his property fence for a few
days and finally got the nerve toscale the fence to go mate with it.
But obviously it didn't work out.But good news. He's back home
now and the cops found him inthe neighbor's yard eating apples. All right,
wow, all right, so ababe or iyroll menace will start with

(01:14:55):
you, babe, all raby eyerolling this idiot emu. I'm gonna say
abbe because it's an animal and itinvolves love. Yeah, Greg Gory sadly
I gave this an eye rolled stupid. Yeah, but you always assigned human

(01:15:17):
attributes to animals and say, we'redumb. You can't expect an emu to
have equal intelligence as a human being. So I understand that it might get
confused and think of frisbee golf manemo. But then the ending there said
something like he was seen in aneighbor's backyard eating apples. What if I

(01:15:38):
don't want your emo coming around mybackyard. I imagine that would be kind
of a nuisance neighbor pete annoying.But the em what a sweet little baby,
didn't. We go to animal sanctuaryand they said that EMUs are actually
pretty dangerous, like they would sliceyou. And there was a type slice
you in half, the half withthe with their legs. Yeah, it

(01:16:01):
was I don't know if it wasan EMO or it was very similar to
an EMO. And they said,of every animal here, that's the one
you would never want to come near. Yeah, because it will just basically
kill you. Yeah, like agiant rooster will just yeah, you're dead.
Yeah, And this is a placethat had actual dangerous animals and they're
like, oh, those are nothingcompared to that bird. Yeah, okay,

(01:16:25):
that's an I roll. Yeah,I roll. A single mom in
Detroit was at work. She's atraffic cop and this TikToker walked up to
her and gave her five hundred bucksalong with tickets to a Tiger's game.
Her supervisor gave her the rest ofthe day off so she can go,
and then a few days later,this TikToker shows up again to take her
to another game. For an evenbigger surprise, they brought her on the

(01:16:46):
field and told her that they hadstarted to go fund me for her and
it raised over fifty thousand dollars.Can you tell me that? The woman's
profession again, she was a atraffic cop, so she's like, you
know, just directing people. Wait, so I will stop. Hold on
there, glorified crossing guard. Now, I think it's a lovely story,
but because of her profession an illfrom Greg Greg's gonna give it an I

(01:17:13):
roll? Yeah, right, wouldyou agree with that? Ana know why
they targeted her for all of this? The thing I saw did not say
I believe I kind of saw thestory and it was just like she's a
single mom. She was being verynice one day too. Okay to this
person, give it a light awebabe, a light awe babe, Sammy
I would give it an eye rollpresents that to her in front of a

(01:17:38):
bunch of people. I don't knowwhy. Yeah, I'll say I roll.
I'm gonna go with add babe onthis. It involves just being handed
money. But you're at work andyou're just hanging out, like somebody just
walks up and gives you five hundredbucks and they walk up again on another
day and then fifty thousand plus.I'm too bad. It's too Tiger's game.

(01:18:00):
But yeah, so yeah, I'llsay, awe babe, Greg Gory.
I have nothing against traffic cops.They're just directing traffic right for the
record, um, But I likehow Raby phrase it with a slight awe
babe. I'm giving this a slightI roll because nothing against the woman who
received it all. But this isone of those typical look at me,

(01:18:24):
just done for TikTok, just forTikTok. How about if we found out
about it through a third party thatthey did this on their own volition without
social media, I might think it'smore genuine, but looks for a huge
audience exactly. And then they're makingthis woman like a guinea pig or a
laborate. But as we say,if we're gonna give away fifty thousand dollars,

(01:18:45):
we're gonna let everybody know. Ofcourse. No, all right,
how about this one. Awe Babeor I Roll, A news station in
Atlanta did a big profile and ahigh school therapy dog named Duck Duck.
He got the name because he failedout of duck hunting school, like bombed,
sucked at duck hunting. But itturned out he was great when it

(01:19:08):
came to special needs kids. Oneof them was this girl named Elissa Biggs,
who he started sitting next to inclass and bonding with him helped her
figure out what she wanted to dofor a career. So with Duck's help,
she recently got certified to be atherapy dog handler. Awe Babe or
I Roll, we were going tostart with you, Sammy A babe,
A babe, raby ah babe.It gotta be all babe, right,

(01:19:31):
that's gotta be an all babe,all babe, all day, all of
us, say, a babe,Greg Gory, that is a nuclear nuclear
italics underlying bold all caps. Ababe, where's the angle? Yeah?
That is so sweet. Yeah,and I love that the dog failed.

(01:19:54):
But like I said, they're allnice, Yeah they are. They are.
It's like the redneck news story ofthe week, Like they're all all
worthy. Right, you just gottago one way or the other one.
Yet, that is very nice.Let's give you one more here, okay,
ah baber eye roll. A womanin Arizona posted a video on social
after her mom accidentally donated her thirtyseven hundred cannon camera to Goodwill. Yeah

(01:20:19):
damn, you've heard about stuff likethat before. Yeah, but before she
could get it back, somebody hadbought it for seventy dollars. Oh yeah.
Here's a little clip from her originalvideo. I had the camera in
the back of my mom's car ina cardboard box an effort to hide it
from potential theft. Ironically, Ileft the camera in the back of my

(01:20:40):
mom's car in this cardboard box thatended up on into way too good Will,
where she dropped it off with thecamera inside. Yeah, so fast
forward. The video goes viral,which led to the local TV news doing
a story about it, which thecouple that purchased the camera saw and they
returned the camera tour. She offeredthem a five hundred dollar reward, but
they turned it down even though theysaid they could, you know, use

(01:21:01):
the money. Been having some moneyissues, so she the girl who lost
the camera in the first place,she reached out the cannon and the company
hooked up the couple with a freeprofessional camera to replace the one they returned.
That's pretty cool, am babe oriyroll, Let's go to the camera
enthusiast menace on this one first.I think that's an abbe because everybody wins

(01:21:23):
they got their camera back. Yeah, the couple that was looking to get
a good camera got one. Everyone'shappy, all right, Raby. There
is definitely an eye roll element ofI didn't want my camera to be stolen,
so I leave it in the carin a box or yea. But
overall, I think it's an aubabeall right, Sam, because of the

(01:21:45):
camera company. Abe, I'm gonnago eyroll. Okay, Glen Gory Wlodie,
I'm sorry you're over three. Thatis an abe. I got the
one about the dog. Oh ah, right, right, sorry, Yeah,
he got the gimme, I gotthe one about up. I mean,
I agree with Raby's assessment of billionpercent. This is valuable to me,
So what should I do with it? I'll leave it in my car

(01:22:06):
unattempted. I don't understand my anythingin their car any value at all.
Never my laptop got stong, Ohwhere was it in my car? Why?
Oh? My mom's ashes were taken? Where were my car? Why?
Makes zero? Says? But thatrules and menaces right, everybody wins.
And how awesome that the woman thoughtto reach out to Cannon. That's

(01:22:28):
a yeah, that's creative, that'sawesome. Yeah, well there you go,
a Babor I roll good stories,all right, but I think a
quick break more what he shows next? Alright, So we like fun facts
around here, definitely because they're fun. You know, it's right there in

(01:22:49):
the name. Yeah. Fun factsnow typically are about different things. These
are fun facts about people on thisshow. And I've invited Morgan and because
actually Morgan shared something with me andI thought it was pretty funny, and
I'm like, wow, I said, I wonder if people in the room

(01:23:09):
would be able to guess between thebecause we all know each other we know,
you know, what we're all capableof or whatever. I wonder I
wonder if anybody would guess correctly whothat was? Who did that? So
what we did? And Sammy hasa better idea, So you know,
her guesses aren't really allowed, right, I know she has to. She

(01:23:30):
had powerful because she's been collecting everybody'sfun facts. Okay, so we've all
submitted different fun facts to Sammy,and so she's gonna read one and then
we're gonna try to guess and findout whose fun fact that is. All
right, Okay, So just becausesomebody has been guessed already doesn't mean they
can be guessed for the next one. So we're doing guesses one at a
time. Yeah. Yeah, Sothat that way we can get the story,

(01:23:50):
because I think sometimes we get intothese and then before you know,
but finally get to the story.Yeah, like, yeah, you forget
what it was all about to beginwith. Give us the first one here,
Sammy. Okay, So we recentlydid a story about a girl who
was cheated on and then to getrevenge on her boyfriend, she had like
shrimp and other stuff inside the showercurtain and just hid nasty food all over

(01:24:12):
the place. Somebody in this roomdid the exact same thing, but not
because somebody cheated on them. Itwas to get back at the landlord.
So it was getting revenge. Butit was the same idea. Somebody here
did that to get back at thelandlords. So like stinky foods, right,
huh. I have two people.I think I'm locked all right,
you're locked in already, Yeah,yeah, all right. I mean I

(01:24:34):
guess we could all be swayed menbetween three people more Agan, Greg or
Raby. And I'm gonna say Ican't see Raby being balls enough to do
that, but she would want to. She'd like run her mouth about it,
and then when it came to actuallydoing it. I don't think Braby
has raged she would do it,but I think she would go through with

(01:24:54):
it. Like breaking her own stuffis one thing I don't think she would.
I definitely think she would. ButI say early early Greg, early
days, he would do it.Yeah. My guess is Morgan come on,
does seem kind of cranky? Yeah, I'm gonna go early Greg all

(01:25:16):
right, So young Greg is menace? Guess Greg? My guess is you
you're the biggest fan of revenge.I love revenge. Yeah. Yeah,
uh, Morgan, I think,Wait, Sammy's not part of this.
It can't be Samming. It couldbe sam could be Oh yeah, she
just can't guess for us because sheknows, right, I know everybody's story.
Yeah, everybody's story. Yeah,actually I don't either. Ah.

(01:25:39):
Sorry, Greg, I'm gonna haveto go young Greg, Young, Greg
Raby. I'm gonna go with MorganMorgan, all right, well, yes,
let's uh, let's find out whogot back with their landlord by hiding
stinky food around the apartment. Itwas Greg, it was when this story

(01:26:00):
came up, I thought, noway I did. It wasn't my landlord.
It was my friend's landlord. Andit was one of these situations where
she was renting the I guess you'dcall it a guesthouse. It was more
like a shed in the backyard,and the landlord lived in the main house.
And she was wronged and did allthis crazy stuff. And we had

(01:26:23):
that brilliant idea too. We wouldcrack raw eggs and leave them in the
highest cuburbs behind plates. We diddo the shrimp thing where we hid that
in little random areas around the house, inside the toilet paper roll where you
can take off that springy thing.We would put like anchovies in that eggs

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everywhere while we're doing it. Iknew it was wrong, but I thought
it was so funny, so Isaid, yeah, I'll help I'll help
you out with this because you gotwrong by her landlord. So what was
the wrong egg again? I thinkshe got in trouble for supposed to house
or something, and then she left, and then the yeah she did something,

(01:27:08):
Yeah, I think so, becausesomebody got mad at her for not
doing something right, and I stillglanced onto the revenge. I think she
was supposed to be house sitting atthe time, and we all went out,
and then she happened to come homeand realized nobody's home when she was
supposed to be home, and sothen when when she left, we did
the eggs the shramp and the funniestis because we're trying to help each other

(01:27:28):
get up as high as we canand put them on top of cupboards,
but we cracked them first. Theywere slightly leaking, even so destructive against
property. I was just so taxicab. I still feel guiltful about about that.
He's also the one who threw thechairs off feel guilty about that.
Such a chair. Yeah, allright, what's the next? What do

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you show? Fun fact? Somebodyhere got a personal gift from kid Rock?
Oh okay, I'm locked. I'mlocked. Yeah, all right,
personal gift from kid Rock? Wholocked first? I think Morgan Morgan.
Who's your guests? I'm gonna gowith Sammy Sammy? Yeah? Sam?

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You like kid rocks country, right? Um? Yeah, I've started yeah,
yeah, but Sam because no,I didn't even think about Sammy,
but because of her background where sheused to work. She used to work
at like a rocker station, right, I don't even know what they play,
but like a rock station. Yeah, like a rock station, like
hard rock. Yes, there's yourguest, Sammy. Uh No, my
guess was either going to be youare Morgan for some random reason, but

(01:28:34):
I'm gonna say Woody all right,uh Greg Gory. My initial guest guest
was Menas because he shouts out thatbar and he likes yeah. But now
I'm gonna go Sammy, Sammy,all right, Raby, I'll go Woody
because you know, you were ajock at that type of station in the

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heyday of kid Rock, and hewas very nice. You know, he
would come in and be like,hey, I'm Bob. Yeah you know,
yeah that's his name. Yeah,yeah, oh wow. He was
very kind every interaction I had withhim. Yeah, in fact, that
is my story, okay. Andhe was supposed to be at my first
wedding, like he and I.He and I were like actually really like

(01:29:23):
pretty good friends. Like I said, he was easy to talk to him,
very easy going. Gun nineteen ninetyeight. This is when a Devil
without to Cause his first album withlike Bob with a Bad Cowboy, his
bigger radio hits when those came out, and we were like the first station
what I was working was like thefirst station to really play him outside of

(01:29:43):
Detroit where he's from. And yeah, he came in and I remember I
had this interview and he almost jumpedover the counter and one of the fight
because yeah, like I was askinghim some questions because I'm like, oh
my god, who the hell isthis guy? You know, I kind
of thought he'd seemed ridiculous, youknow. And I heard a story about
how he had gone to LA tosign his record deal, end up getting
in a bar fight and then arrestedand thrown in jail. While he's in

(01:30:05):
town to sign his record deal thathe's been working so hard to get him.
Like, what an idiot, youknow. And so I asked him
if he took it up the buttonjail, you know, and I was
because I was just like, dude, what a dumbass like this guy?
And he was actually very cool androlled with everything. But when when I
got when, uh, but thatwas after that that kind of like it
was kind of tense in the beginningand then that broke the ice and uh.

(01:30:30):
And then after everything kind of mellowedout, it's like anything else,
like two guys who getting almost getinto a fighter, getting too a fight,
it becoming like really cool. Yeah, then you're like, why did
you fight? Let's just kiss?Yeah, And it was super fun.
I was like, you know,twenty twenty one, twenty two years old
at the time or whatever it was. And uh. And so like,
you know, go to the showsand hang out and everything else. So
he was supposed to go to myfirst wedding like with my ex wife and

(01:30:53):
then right because he's on tour,so he's like, oh, dude,
I'll definitely go. He goes I'llbe a party, right and then uh,
and then so the invites went outanyway, So long story longer.
We got a gift from him inthe mail, handwritten note, bottle of
booze and he had got us ourtowels off our registry. Yeah, so

(01:31:15):
like our like shower towels and stufflike that from kid Rock from kid Rock.
Yeah, yeah, it was.It was pretty funny. Hey man,
sorry, I can't be there.Blah blah blah blah. I'm on
this tool, you know the thing. You know, I understood, but
it's pretty funny. And then andthen lost touch with them big time.
And God, I haven't seen himor talk to him in a billion years.
Reach back out Facebook him, yeah, pokem yeah, Facebook, Yeah,

(01:31:35):
I'm sure fook daily all right.Next one, all right, somebody
on The Woody Show had a strangersee their bare ass because they forgot to
lock the bathroom door on an airplane. Okay, Greig, I'm going back
to Greg. Okay. I meanthat is a great type thing, yeah,

(01:31:57):
pooping, but he was in there. Think Greg's one of those guys
like when he you know, notat work because that's a open but give
he's like a plane bathroom or athome. Do you think he's like a
drop his past to his ankles topee kind of guy. Yeah, well,
no, I don't know, becausehe does the same movie. Greg

(01:32:18):
and I agree on on going pee. The easiest one is over the over
the Boxers, right when you goin the bathroom. Yeah, all right.
Uh, I'm I'm gonna stick withGreg. When somebody opened the plane
door, I'm like, this couldbe Ravy because you know Raby, he's
going in the bathroom consoling. Itdoes fly. It pee on every flight.

(01:32:41):
Yeah, that's true. That's agood guess. And she was maybe
all right, Morgan, while he'sdeciding, I'm guessing menace even though maybe
he's throwing us off trying to hard. He's always flying. And we heard
a story recently about how you hadto open the door to get a delivery
and you had no pants on orlike your little knife count on or something.
Oh no, my beard, Bibinight dress, Yes, that sleep

(01:33:10):
dress. Yeah, it seems likea menace thing to me. I'm going
back to Ravey, all right,Greg, Yeah, I think I think
Ravey all right, Rave because she'sprobably done. Um, I can't picture
menace in a barrass situation on anairplane bathroom, So I'll go Morgan all
right, whose story is that itwas me? That was me. I

(01:33:33):
was in probably my early twenties andI was going to the bathroom and I
forgot to lock the door, andfor some reason, after I go to
the bathroom, I kind of pulledmy pants up as I'm going to flush.
So I had turned around while Iwas still going to pull my pants
up so that I could flush thetoilet for efficiency, and like a middle

(01:33:54):
dad, it just like opened thebathroom door. It was so mortified.
He was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. You don't know.
I'm so sorry. Are you so? Are you standing there saying that
with your pants still down? Right? Sorry? Soatching The sorry came very
quickly, right, did you havean opportunity to actually get your drawers up
before? Don't know? An Isorry? I said sorry, but I

(01:34:17):
really apologized when I walked out.Okay, but he said sorry and the
door kind of closed and I feltso bad. Your but so you didn't
like spit around, It's like,okay, then accidentally lift up your shirt.
Sorry. I think like copper tone, like right where it's like the

(01:34:38):
pants down, you see the buttand I like turn around, like how
much longer did you have on thatflight with him. Oh it was at
the start of the flight. Yeah, the first husband ton on flights.
I'm never dumb enough not to lock. I don't know how it happened.
Yeah, well, latch broke contract. We got some more show fun facts

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coming up for you next. Hangon, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Yeah, all right. So wewere doing some woody show fun facts.
We learned a little something about Gregabout how he helped a friend get
back at a landlord by hiding smellingthings around the place. We learned about

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how I got a wedding gift fromkid Rock back in two thousand. It
was a long time, my firstmy first wife, Lovely Tower, got
a nice handwritten note, bottle ofbooze, and then the towels that we
had registered for I funny. Yeah, So we had that story, and
then we heard a story about somebodyon the show who was on an airplane

(01:35:48):
going to the bathroom forgot to lockthe door, and so somebody opened the
door and saw their bare ass andthat was Sammy. Yeah the door.
Yeah, somebody said, you knowthat guy later went to the bathroom and
ripped one out to it, crankedone out, cranked one out. All

(01:36:13):
right, what's the next fun fact? All right, somebody on the Woody
Show went to the gym, Theygot on the treadmill, started running,
and then thirty seconds later they justdecided they didn't want to work out anymore.
But they didn't want the people runningnext to them to think that they
were a pussy, so they fakedan injury and then left. Smart faked
an injury. Okay, okay,Jim and treadmill running, menaces out all

(01:36:39):
the Menace has spurts in his life. Yeah, I Jim on and off.
I mean this was a thirty inthe off period. That sounds like
he's been in a two decade offperiod. But the um, I'm gonna
say that Greg is out because youknow Greg doesn't work out at all.
Yeah, that's we've that. UmI'm gonna say that Menace could be in

(01:37:05):
because like they remember when the pelotonthing first hit, right, and he's
like, I'm Pelotoni every day.Well, he was sharing with all this.
So our one of our bosses waslike following along with Menace and saw
like his output was basically zero.So he would start something, wouldn't finish
the class, and there was almostno output, so but it would register
that he was on every day,so it looked like, oh, he's

(01:37:27):
Pelotoni every day, and every dayfor a couple of minutes at a very
slow speed. Apparently I don't knowhow it works, but I say this
is a treadmill thing. So that'swhat I'm saying. So maybe because he
started, didn't want to do anymore, didn't want to look stupid. Maybe
he faked the injury. Yeah.I could also see Morgan doing something like
that because because Morgan would go toa public gym. Yeah, she gyms,

(01:37:50):
but that is a great place topick up metal ladies. But I
also don't think she would care ifsomebody saw her just thing public gym.
Yeah, what do you however,Yeah yeah, public jen, But I
don't run, I told you I'llrun. Well, thirty seconds that could
have been here, could be abear chase me. I'm like, yeah,
I'm just dead. I love thisstory. Yeah, um, I'm

(01:38:11):
locked. Who are you locking inon? Menace? Menace? Yeah,
rabbe, whore you locking in?I think Morgan would care. She showed
up, does thirty seconds and thenbut it's like, nah, this is
Moan, I'm faking it. Icould Menace kind of protesting too much.
I'm gonna go with Menace me.I'm gonna go with I'll do Seammy again.
It could have been Sammy again ayear ago. Greg all Right,

(01:38:38):
whose story is it? It's Morgan'smore story. Really brilliant idea, if
I do say so myself. It'sfunny. I just didn't think you would
care. I don't think Menace wouldcare in fake an injury, No way,
I could just stop stop in thatperiod where he was being all work
working out, I don't care aboutanybody around me working out, working out

(01:39:00):
in public spaces, I'm like,not paying attention to any boy. I
usually don't either, but at thegym, I pay attention to everyone.
So I think they're paying attention tome where they probably aren't. So right,
Yeah, I mean, no one'spaying attention. I can get it.
I don't think anyone noticed. Showus as you walk out the studio
here, show us, so showus what you did. So it was
like on the checkmill, right,and I'm like, I feel like myself
slowing down, and he just stopsand I just pretended like I had a

(01:39:23):
previous injury with like an ankle thingsomething like didn't fall off, and I
was like, oh you know,and I like, okay, you know,
I grabbed both yea limping, andthen I did like the little ankle
roll thing like oh like here isinjury, you see if I can move
it or yeah? And then thenI leave leave yeah, like left left
out the door. Yeah here show. Yeah, as you walk out the

(01:39:45):
door, let's let's wow. Yeah, because you got to leave anywhere all
right? Oh wow, look atthat. She's really insensitivity draining for a
politically correct world. Wood You show, that's gonna do it for this Thursday
morning, okay, this pre Friday. It is The Woody Show. Yeah,

(01:40:09):
and that podcast you can find itjust go to the Woody Show dot
com. And today what happened here? High school star athlete? What happened
that person who was so super coolback in high school? Popular? How
fat and loserish are they today?But yeah, anyway, we had that
conversation. Menace is one of thosethings he was just wondering about. Yeah,

(01:40:29):
I got inspired by the guy thatburke that played young Burt Kreischer.
I was talking about it in aninterviews. Something that went to high school
with. Yeah, so that's ontoday's podcast. Also the trending news headlines
had a brand new redneck News.You can find it that more on today's
podcast. Just hit up the WoodyShow dot com. Hey, great news,
everybody. Tomorrow is Friday, comingup Friday on The Woody Show.

(01:40:55):
Of course, we've got your failedstories. We're gonna have the redneck news
story of the week. We're gonnaneed your votes on that. I'll play
a dumbass contest. It'll be thed u i Q love it. Whatever
we can do to get through themorning. End of the weekend happens tomorrow,
Friday here on The Woody Show.Also getting ahead of that weekend homework
topic. The next topic, what'ssomething that people flex about but shouldn't good?

(01:41:16):
One? Right, what's something thatpeople flex about but shouldn't leave us
your feedback on the after hours voicemaileight seven seven forty four Woody or on
our Facebook Facebook dot com slash theWoody Show. All right, rayby Menace,
Ce Bass, Sammy anything you'd liketo have it now? All right?
Great gory parting words of wisdom please? Yeah. Every visitor you have
brings happiness, someone they arrive andsomeone they leave. That's very true.

(01:41:43):
Every visitor will make you happy.You know what they say about the family,
Right, three days, it's likefish three days and it's bad,
that's right. Yeah. Yeah,because the first day, everybody's so excited
to see you, Yeah, soexcited to see each other. It fades.
Yeah, the second day it's stilllike, oh my god, I
can't believe you're here. Third dayis that balance point that's for everything.

(01:42:05):
It's just all level back out atzero. And then from there it's like
you've seen each other all the time. That's when the criticisms start. Anything
they wanted to bring up that theywouldn't have brought up in those first couple
of days, that's when it getsbrought up. The last criticism I got
from family that I wash dishes toothoroughly. I'm sorry that my plates are

(01:42:27):
so clean. Yeah, it's alayer. Oh thank you very much.
Greg Gory would thank you so muchfor give them what he shows some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow, we'd love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of youguys could suck it. Catch back here
on Friday. You have a greatday. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,