The Woody Show June 2nd 2023 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, The Duiq, Nerdin out, & More!

Episode Transcript

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Due to the griffin nature of thisprogram, listener discretion is it flies the
Woody Shows, The Woody Show,Insensitivity Training or in Clean Cola class is

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning, everybody morning. Today's June the
second, twenty twenty three, andby the looks of my calendar, today
is Friday. You go, yeah, Jinis cruciating the long week, brutal

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after that holiday weekend, but wemade it. Ruth, thank you for
being here on body. That's Raby. We got great Gory boy, there's
menace. What is up? Woody? We got Sammy good morning for it,
we got Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughan'shere, your here. We're gonna
try to get through this morning asquickly as we can and into the weekend.
What do you say The Woody Show. Yeah, man, Friday,

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welcome to it. Yeah, we'rejust trying to get through this morning part.
But that's the best we can dofor you, get through this little
morning part for you into the restof the day and into the weekend.
Friday Fail Stories. Today also gotthe d Y and que Raby's got Nerd
now coming up for you this hour. We're also gonna need your votes for
the redneck news story of the week, that and more here for you on
the Woody Show this morning. Sothe phones eight seven seven forty four Woody

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Friday check Ins. There we go. I know it's gonna make a connection
there at some point. It's early. Hit us up two two nine eight
seven. Tells who you are wherein town you're listening to the Woody Show.
Anything anyone you got going on thisweekend with your plans, you know,
whatever you want to shout out,let us know on that Friday check
in that you're sending it over totwo two nine eight seven. All right,

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Raby, and I apologize if youif you mentioned this at a nerd
now, but um, has youropinion of Pedro Pascal changed at all?
Oh about the sin No, notno, not that the fact that he
doesn't actually wear the suit for thecharacter that he plays in The Mandalorian.
Oh no, everybody's known that.No, that is not news. Well,

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it's it's showing up a lot thisweek, is it? I wonder
why? Yeah? Well, becausehe did a roundtable discussion that came up
in the round table way more interestingthings than that with the Hollywood Reporter.
Uh, he said that he usedto perform under the armor toward the beginning
of the series, but he stoppeddoing that. It's just seemed like it
was taking a toll on his body, and so he's only providing the voice

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of the Mandalorian Noah. And sookay, okay, here we go,
here we go. Want to seeyou try to share something. I try
to share something that I would welcometo my life. What are you going
to talk about the eyeball poking outthing that was super interesting. I heard
that he'd let people do that.I heard that the Internet daddy stuff was

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super awesome. Yeah, I heardthat this is a thing. Yeah.
I would love to share stuff withRaby all the time. You know what
it is, But it's just toomuch. She's just like a missive.
She already knows it and doesn't evenwant to and then she's issy about it.
She doesn't want to discuss it withyou. Or you do share something
that she doesn't know about, andthen she won't even talk about it.

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You know, something because you upstageor like you knew something that she about.
Yeah, I just don't know.We got to be so bitchy about
It's like I'm just trying to,like, you know, I did.
I didn't even see that anywhere.Check it out that it came up trying
to have a conversation. Yeah,check it out. It's like when I
have a conversation with my teenage son. It's like kind of say, come
on. So I'm just saying,that's probably the least interesting thing they talked

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to. Oh wow, all right, thanks for highlighting it yourself. I
forget it. Forget it. Youdon't want to do it from now this
season one. We just wrapped upseason three. Okay, anytime something comes
up that I think Raby might beinterested in, when it comes to anything
like that, I'm just gonna skipit. Don't do it, dude.
I'm gonna certainly bring up enough stuffthat I'm not interested. Yeah, just

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keep on doing there's gonna be moretime for that stuff. Well good,
I don't care what you like orwhat you don't like. Your jobs to
sit here and participate in the show, and that's what you're gonna do.
I'm wondering why, like, whokeyed on that? Well, I mean
I didn't know that. I thoughtthat was I thought that was interesting.
It's like when Burt told that storyabout it, we said, hey,
what was your first meeting, likewith Mark Hambell when you guys were filming

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in the machine and said, well, we were on the planis tell me
all these Star Wars stores. AndBert had no idea. There was a
guy in the C three po outfit. H you thought it was? And
how long ago is that? Yes, I'm saying like Burt had no idea,
right, And so he's like,oh, I thought it was a
robot And he's like, yes,in the seventies and that big budget that

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we had for Star Wars, whichnobody knew anything about it. It was
going to be a hit or anything. Yeah, he goes, this is
gonna really blow your mind, Burt. There's also a guy in the C
three pod. No idea. Hethought it was all remote control stuff,
right, Yeah, all right,moving on something else. Rabia hates the
beach. The beach all right.So apparently in Florida researchers are warning everybody
it's the perfect pathogen storm. Believeit the beach of flush eating bacteria washing

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ashore right now, God, Andthey say it's due to a combo of
that brown algae, the seaweed thatsargasm. I think it's is the pronunciation
I know it sounds funny, yeah, and a bacteria called vibrio. Yeah,
And so the researchers want the publicto proceed with caution on the beaches
in the water fronts there in Floridathis year. Does it make the beach

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smell worse? The brown algae?Like if it sits out, like if
if you're at a resort or whatever, beach, it's pretty good about cleaning
it up. But if they justkind of take it and pile it in
one area, then yeah, thenthat stuff, Yeah, that stuff can
can kill your beach. Right.That's happening throughout southern California as well.
Yeah. Well this uh, thisthis brown algae sarcasm stuff. Um.

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That stuff has been washing up onthe Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico for a while.
I would say for like the lastfive or six years at least,
maybe even longer than a while.It's been a while, and I remember
the first time it showed up andthey had no idea. They're like,
oh, it's probably just like aone season thing, and it's just been
around now and some days are betterthan others. Yes, Um. I
took Mario to Cancoon for the firsttime ever. He had never been,

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and I said, wait until youget in the ocean. It's like being
in a gigantic bathtub. So wego into the ocean and it was one
of those terrible days where it's wrapit around your legs and you couldn't see
anything. I'm like, yeah,I oversold this right. Luckily, the
next day it had just it wasbeautiful, completely cleared. Yeah, and
it was like a gigantic Bata Mexico'sbing Gaza being forever. Yeah. Now

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the thing is um you know,the resort that we go to, they're
awesome about removing all that stuff fromthe beach. I mean, it barely
hits the beach and they're they're it'sgone. Some of the days are really
heavy, like a heavy flow day, you know, and uh, but
that takes them a little bit longer. But I found like people won't even
go near because they don't want tolike touch with their feet or whatever.
It's not a big deal. It'slike walking on a grass mat. That's

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kind of what it feels like.And then once you get in the water
and you get just past the break, which is not far off the off
the shoreline, it's completely you don'tthere's nothing around you. Like it's clear.
You just gotta get past that breakwhere it's all kind of accumulating where
where the waves keep turning over atthat break. Right, that's why the
hard rock Rivier or Maya because theybuilt a seawall. Yeah, so none

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of that stuff hits the beach.You know, I'm set. It's like
the W hotels. He'm saying it'snice, but it's like if it was
called Hooters, you know what Imean. I feel like crazy night.
Like I think if they do better, if they like just rebrand it,
you know how like wait Watchers becamew W, which is so dumb,
just like like the hr Cancoon resultrock Habbo is pretty nice as well.

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It's right next to the Yeah.It reminds me of like old school,
remember like in the eighties where itwas cool to have the hard rock shirts
from the different cities. Yeah.I was one of those people who thought
it was so cool if somebody elsehad one, I was so jealous,
so cool. Another guy Snorkeler inAustralia. He was forced to pry his
head out of a crocodile's mouth.What good. His name is Marcus McGowan,

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fifty one years old also had achunk bitten out of his hand when
the crown to come back for more. He's lucky he still has his head.
Yeah. So he was snorkeling andhe said it became clear he wasn't
being attacked by a shark, andthen he realized it was a crocodile.
Crock. I have heard stories andnot like in the cancoon area or whatever,

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but there are other stories about like, you know, crocs in the
ocean, salt water crocs in Yeah, in the ocean, so scary.
Yeah. Yeah. He said hewas able to leverage jaws open just enough
his head out of and then thecroc came back for more. That's when
he got a chunk of his hand. Eh. Oh, poor bloke.

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Yeah that sucks. He's lucky thatthing didn't crush his skull. Wow.
And here I'll give you one story, uh one more about the beach.
Here the city and the Netherlands.They had to put up signs at the
nude beach reminding people that while theycan be naked noice, you're not allowed

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to actually have sex on the beach. Blame. Wow. Oh yeah you
mentioned that you had sex on thebeach, said um, yeah, she
said she was addicted to it,but we never had it sucked, right,
it did. It's the worst.Yeah, everybody says. Everybody says,
right, you've never You've never heardfrom anybody who did him. I
was like, oh no, itwas great again. Yeah, oh tried,

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but it sucked. It sucked.It's just yeah, shower, no,
you know what it ish. Trytry having sex on a memory foam
mattress. Forget it. It's likeit's like trying to bang in quicksand yeah,
there's no bounce to it. Yea, yeah, there's no bounce to
the bed. So it makes itreally it's it's a yeah, it's a
yeah. It's a lot of work. Yeah. Anyway, so they're telling

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people, yeah, you can benaked, no sex on the beach.
So the Nude Beach receives about twentyfive to thirty complaints from locals per year,
which that's not bad you think fora nude beach, especially be higher.
I would go just to watch them, yeah, say. According to
the mayor, people are increasingly makingonline sex dates for the beach. Some
of the local businesses say they're notbothered by the occasional sex on the beach.

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They think it's just this local Christianparty that's to blame for all the
complaints. And now the signs,yeah, the squares, Yeah, just
let people banging the beach, youknow, don't look like what it lives.
So just a couple of things toget the morning started again. Phones
are open for eight seven seven fortyfour. Woody. You can hit us
up with a text over to twotwo nine eighty seven. More Friday,
Woody Show is next. Hank,Hey, Hanky. We just found a

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really gross video on the internet.We kind of check it out. More
show next, Okay, play againshow. I don't even know what that
means. No one knows what itmeans, but it's pocket show. People
going going, all right, Welcomeback everybody. Yeah, it is Friday
Mornings. Sweet Raby's gonna be nerdnow here in just a moment, all

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Bloy, it's in the world ofnerd. Yes, you're in just a
few moments for you. Also,we've got a couple of holidays here,
Woody Show mail call. It's Junesecond, Yes, and today Menaces National
Rotisserie Chicken. Oh hell, yes, dude, what I'm telling you,
it's really hard to get a rotisseriechicken these days. Talking. If you

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don't, I know you live inthe magical place where everything there's always everything
you ever needed. But out whereI go, dude, it's slim pickens
when it comes to chickens. Yeah, yeah, there's always a ton of
that. Every time I go tothe grocery store, there's a ton of
them waiting there. Even like youlive, it's it's just out of everything.
They don't even go through all therotisserie chickens. They don't sell them

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all. I wonder what they dowith I'll tell you what they do with
them, because I buy this too. They'll pull all the chicken and they
put into like like packaging. That'sgood. So you could buy pulled rotisserie
chickens that costs more than the actualfull chicken. Yeah, good, so
expensive. Today is also National RockyRoad Day. Oh heck yeah. Yeah.
My wife I think that's her numberone ice cream. That's awesome.

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It's okay. It's a National DonutDay, as we mentioned, Yeah,
but gets better. Yeah we weretalking about Krispy Kreme's got another free deal
today. Just go and no purchasenecessary, get the donuts of your choice.
It's national First Ladies day. Okay, all right, it's a national
I Love my Dentist day. Okay, National leave the office early day.

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All right, we should try takecare. That never works for us.
No, you know, every time, like well this last holiday weekend,
like well, we're closing the officeearly. Guys, we never benefit from
any of that stuff. Our fullday is done by the time, you
know, people are just starting tolike roll in, you know, around

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ten o'clock and they come in.They're like, oh, so tired,
so tired. They're gonna get theircoffee and stuff, and then they close
the office like around lunch time.I know, we never been We never
benefit for anything fun like that.We're victims. Yeah, but God forbid.
We say like, oh, youknow what we're gonna do. We're
gonna use that time in another youknow, another week or whatever. They

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go. We're gonna need you putin a vacation, which they started doing
for us now. Oh yeah,it needs to tell us, like,
hey, put in your vacation time. Now they just do it. Yeah,
you know why because since I've workedhere, you never have nine years.
I don't even know how to doit. I can't tell you where
to go, I can't tell youhow to do it. So I just
never did it. I haven't doneit in a long time, and so

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they end up just putting the daysbefore started doing Yeah, which I prefer
that way. It's like a valetservice. Yeah, it's kind of Yeah,
what do you show mail? Call? Since we're going into the weekend.
These are some of the people thatwere calling in. They could have
really qualified for a drunk job.They didn't. They didn't select the drunk
dial option. They just left messageson the after hours voicemail. Here's a

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drunk guy and he's got ravy onthe mind. I was so we run
into an Airbnb and I was justshowing the hot tip, smoking and drink
and they got a big guys lockin closet. If I had to guys,
I'd feel like fifty rabies would fitup her stife on talking to each
other, even even if we couldprobably sit on the tent more. It's

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twenty moore. If you really triedto think about that, I would be
rabies. Oh my god, she'sso tiny and the guys. I love
the tique girls. Rabies hit meup. You know my number? Baby
by you? Yeah? Well,Morgan Pulls, I'm sure, we can

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get that, Okay, but that'sa big closet. You can get like
fifty rabies stacked. So I didget Airbnb, and we didn't have enough
rooms, and one of the dudesslept in the closet because it was so
big. Yeah, that's one ofthose things I'm too old for that.
I'm too old to uh go,all right, guys, we're all gonna

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go in on this hotel room andsomeone's sleeping on a couch, and someone's
sleeping on the floor or whatever.I wouldn't even go to like a relative's
house and sleep on a couch anymore. I can't do it. Yeah,
but it wasn't like overnight. We'reparting all weekend. And I'm just this,
I'm taking a tangent on your thoughtsstarter there, just like things that
you just I'm not sleeping in asleeping bag. I didn't camp anyway.

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But I'm saying, like some peopleare like, oh yeah, just I'll
just crash here, na dog Igot I'd rather find the cheese the cheapest,
crappiest motel, not even a hotel, great motel where the door opens
to the outside motel, you knowwhat I mean? And it'll stay there
eight seven seven forty four. Woody, here's a high thought left on the

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after hours voicemail. So it wasjust about out because I'm stoned, not
drunk, and how a stone ththought? So why is it that sleep
can feel good when you're unconscious?Right? Like? What? How is
that even possible? Anyway? Me? Love bye ay bye? Is a

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high guy, I don't think definitely, it's a different one. So it
was all right, I understand,Like, how do you know you love
sleeping so much and enjoy it somuch and it feels so nice when you're
not even conscious to realize how muchyou like? Well, yeah, not
that part, but I think thepart of dude, is there any better
feeling than when you first get intobed? Yeah, I think it's the

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pret sleep. Enjoy love that,but then I can't fall asleep and I
get so angry. Really well,that's why you're getting angry. Yeah,
it's just got miss cycle, Greg, you know you do. Just don't
get don't get angry, don't dupot, Yeah, don't call dupot.
Don't get angry. All right,here we have a we have one more
drunk person to share with you.Again, they didn't call and leave a

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message on the drunk style voicemail.They just have a message on the afterhours
voicemail. What do you show pushtoo? Like pooh? If you're calling
you a little voicemail push too,you would you would see push two because

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it's like pooh oh, sorry Isniffled on the phone anyway. You said
you wouldn't remember the number, butI had. I did eight seven seven
forty four body parts hard, don'thard to remember. I got it.

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I got it. And then andthen it says you playing no evil voicemail,
pushed two, And then I waslike push two like pooh, I
said it by Oh my god,all right, hang up serie, serie,
hang up the phone, Hey serietoday, hang up the phone.

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Oh stop it fun my all timefavorite messages. That's so funny. We
were the best time. Yeah.Here, you want me to get the
guy who wants to put gravy onyour toes? Please? Yep, you'd
rather me break this is nerding outwith ravy. I'll find it. Don't

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make me, I'll find I'll findthat gravy toes. Alright, So morning
after our's voicemail Friday morning, whatyou nern out about today? So I'm
carving out some time this weekend tocheck out spider Man Across the Spider Verse
now, just like the first movie, which did win the Oscar for Best
Animated Movie. Critics loving this onetoo, ninety five percent on Rotten's Rave

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reviews. On this one, Ilove the first one. There were rave
reviews for it, and I wentand I was like, this is so
awesome, So really excited for this. You know, it's been on the
shelf for like a long time andkind of got derailed because of COVID,
but now it's finally here and trackingbetween seventy five and eighty five million dollars.

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There has been some Spidy news thisweek on the Red Carpet. Four
Across the Spider Verse. Producer AmyPascal said that spider Man four with Tom
Holland and Zendea definitely happening, butit has been delayed because of the writers
strike. She also confirmed that therewill be a live action Spider Woman movie
and there will be a live actionSpider Man featuring Miles Morales. Both of

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those movies are happening as well.A lot of people feel like spider Man
four is actually going to be settingup the Miles Morales Spider Man movies.
So we will see ted Lasso wrappedup This week and Entertainment Weekly ranked the
best things Jason Sudeikis has been involvedwith, and ted Lasso did come in

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at number one. Saturday Night Livecame in second, followed by Colossal.
Really, I don't know that thatis a movie. I've never heard of
Horrible Bosses. Well, in ColossalsJason Sudeikis, I guess they like that
he plays against type, like he'snot like a nice guy. He plays
a bad battie. I guess init right, and it does have very

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good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. HorribleBosses Greg came in fourth. Okay,
and We're the Millers rounded out thetop five for Jason Zudikis too. Now,
the way ted Lasso wrapped up,there could easily be a spin off,
or they could just leave it whereit was, because it really was
a pretty good finale. And ofall the recent series finales, like these

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shows all just ended within a fewweeks of each other, succession Barry,
the Marvelous Missus Mazel and now tedLasso, and I feel like what I
saw the most on social media wasSuccession and ted Lasso as far as like
the ones that imprinted most on thepeople that saw them. I haven't even
watched Barry yet, but I sawsome Twitter posts people not happy. Yeah,

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I thought the Barry finale was okayat best. I'll give it.
I would give it a C.So you're with the Twitter users. Well,
I never watched Succession, so Ican't speak to that, and I
haven't watched the Missus Mazel yet,but I really did like the ted Lasso
one. Now we've talked about thismany times that Ricky Gervais is Hella rich
because of creating The Office now theUK Office. There are fourteen episodes total,

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and Ricky Gervais has become super richoff what started as fourteen episodes.
It's been rebooted in the US,France, can A, Chile, Israel,
the Middle East, Poland and nowit's coming to Australia. How's their
pie? Well, the AUSSI versionis going to be the first to have
a female in the David Brent MichaelScott role. It's this AUSI comic Felicity

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Ward, and she's going to bethe boss of the packaging company. Not
all but of these thirteen reboots havebeen at a paper company, a few
sprinkled here and there, have beenat other companies, and apparently this one's
going to be a packaging company.But I'm interested in seeing what a female
would do in that league. Yeah, I wonder if they use the same
scripts, you know, like Chileand stuff. Well, they definitely did

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in the US. The US scriptand the UK script for the pilot are
very very similar. Okay, Yeah, I'm Raby. And for more nerds
stuff, check out the Nerd andNot podcast at the Woody Show dot com.
Nerd. All right, thank youvery much, Raby, you got
it, dog, and because youdemanded it, special gravy on top of

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your toes and massage down knock withmy hands, but with my mouth.
Oh that would be so nice.It is so intense. Oh yeah,
oh, Danny, who great dayup more Woody Show. Next, let's

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thank us kiddy per this show andwe're into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. To theend of another week. It's a Friday
morning, all right, June thesecond, twenty twenty three. Thank you
for being here giving us some ofyour time this morning. I'm Woody.

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That's Ravy. What we got GregGory, Good morning what men? This
is our social media director. Whatis up Woody at the Woody Show,
Instagram and twitters where you can findus do it on Facebook, Facebook,
dot com, slash the Woody Show. Good morning to uc Bass. Yeah,
he's stole a little bit of theweather. Oh I I think I
set a new world record for mosttimes crapping the bed. Crapping the bed.

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That's what surprised me as well,because like Monday Tuesday, it was
just like, you know, likea nagging cough, a little bit of
a fever, not much. Andthen the next day I woke up in
the middle of the night. Whatwhat and the hot lava? Oh my
god, what do you think?It was a fart? And then well
I think calculated, well no,but see I was I wasn't even conscious,
so my body thought it was afart and miscalculated. You actually sound

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terrible. So yeah, the coughhasn't gone away. And so every hour
to hour and a half it wasthe same thing as I would crap the
bed, I would I would crapthe bed. It would wake me up
a half a second too late withyou know, hot coffee down my legs,
like a modium or anything like.Well, I got that the very
next morning, you're damn right,But the night of I didn't have it.

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So eventually, after after going throughseveral towels, a blanket, a
robe, my my sheets, uhand and a shower each time, I
said, okay, I can't keepwaking up every hour, just sleep in
the shower. Well, anyway,I would have liked that, I need
like a blow up mattress or somethingtarp. So I did the next past
thing, which was take a largebeach towel and fashion a diaper for myself,
which is now in the trash becausethat thing did not wash out.

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Especially, how do you get thissick? I'm forty six years old.
I've been sick a number of times. I've not nothing ever ever even close
to uh to that? What about? I mean either? No, the
only time I thought that I hadcrapped the bed was when I accidentally dropped
a Hershey's miniature and then slept onit and it melted and I woke up
and I was like, what isthat? I like freaked myself out.

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I thought I had crapped the bed, and no, it was a Hersh's
miniature. So I don't know ifthis is a fully separate illness, because
I again I thought it was justI hadn't chest sort of thing, and
now it's a stomach thing. GregBonus, I did not eat for like
thirty six hours. Awesome. Iwas gonna say, you look thinner.
It's great. Boards here, CarolineMorgan, Bond gangs all here eight seven

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seven, hit us out of thetext over to two to nine eight seven.
Got a round of the d yQ coming up this hour, your
dumbass contest and your Friday Fail stories. We should just have a sea bass
solo this one. I can trysome good idea. That good. I'm
happy by the way the room isventilated. Yeah, all we can just
do like he does all the time, be ally dramatic about like backing way

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away, wish that happened last week. But what he gonna gave me this
series? Oh yeah, remember whenthe bed remember that? And how all
you guys got sex to that Barryand you spent the most time with me.
All right, Friday fail stories herewe go. All right, there

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we go. Let us gele onboys and girls. Time for your Friday
Phil story. All these people thoughtthey have the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong. Butsomewhere along the line that went from being
a great idea to one big steakin mega uber ultra. I had to

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keep it out of the register.That would irritate my throat obviously. I
mean, look, you can atleast like put your hands over your mouth
or into your elbow when you cough. I mean, I don't care about
the coffee. It doesn't bother me. But like, maybe does Rabie have
anything over here? I can getamazing her mic today? So maybe,
yeh, maybe maybe it's like Iwould throw these away? Will I will

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after the day's over. He literallyjust coughed right into the whole box of
tissues. It was good, goodmuffler, won't it though? Out of
that? All right? Fail storiesStarting in graduation season rich Township High School
in Illinois, they've made the newsthat they misspelled the word graduates Oh no,
on the sashes that the students weresupposed to wear for the graduation ceremony.

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I love it, men fell graduateg r A d u a t
e. All right, idiots,even menascot it. That tells you something.
Yeah, they spelled it g rA d U t a t E.

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Graduate graduate. Wow, graduate,Yeah, I'm graduated. Yeah.
So anyway, they get their caps, their gowns. Uh, they seen
the sashes, you know, theysee them. Yeah it looks good.

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Yeah, they've seen it. They'relike, oh, that looks on point.
Yeah. Here's a couple of thestudents on the local TV news talking
about it. I don't understand howyou mess up the whole word. Shouldn't
happen like that. Wait, yourealize until like we was walking out the
gate, they could have checked beforebecause they made like six hundred plus so
and all of them were spilled wronguntil we was walking out the gate.

(29:19):
I think there's other problems. Yeah, maybe maybe this is like on track
for the school. I like howhe said all of them were spelled wrong.
They didn't hand make them. Yeah, the school says, don't worry,
calm down. They're attempting to photoshopthe correct spelling into the pictures.
Everybody calmed down, to make thesituation right. Calm down, She'll ask

(29:40):
chill out. Every photoshop very personalphotos. Right, we'll photoshop at all
this next story. Let's say youwork at a school and this gates at
the elementary school. Yeah, uh, would you bring a gun to work
with you? Just you know what, I probably wouldn't. I mean,
well, I think a lot ofpeople would make a case these days that
they should. Okay, I meanwe can debate that. But in this
particular case, this I'm mass inMinnesota. Uh, didn't just bring a

(30:02):
gun. He had a bag ofhandguns which he brought into the school.
A student found the bag immediately letthe responsible adults to the building. No,
please recall, they arrested, arrestedthis guy, Derek Lee Lynde.
Not only did he bring his bagof guns into the school, but they
were loaded and had a round inthe chamber. And one of them also

(30:22):
had an autose or switch installed,which, for those of you are not
familiar with guns, instead of firingone round per pull the trigger, this
allows the gun to continuously fire aslong as you're holding the trigger. Yeah.
Oh, and one of the gunshad been stolen. Okay, yeah,
Now, when they asked this idiotwhy he brought loaded guns into an
elementary school, he said that hecouldn't leave him in the car because his

(30:45):
car's doors don't lock. So ashas they were placing him under arrest,
he trashed the room and then wasescorted out taken to fail jail. He's
facing felony charges their employees there.Yeah, yeah, uh. This has
been a big story this week.This video has been going around like crazy

(31:07):
place in Georgia. Were on theside of the highway dealing with an accident,
and so the flatbed tow truck arrivedto help load up one of the
busted cars. And as the driverof the truck was getting things ready to
load up, you know the wreckageand stuff the bed of the truck.
You know, it was tilted down, the backside on the ground, the
front of the bed up in theair, and that's when a distracted driver

(31:29):
came speeding right toward it hit thebed of the tow truck like a ramp.
Oh my fly maybe fly Duke's ahazard style for a hundred and twenty
feet is incredible through the air beforelanding on another car. All right,
Oh my god, it was everywhere, the breath flying everywhere. Here's some
audio from one of the officer's bodycamsas it happened. Good I heard that.

(32:00):
Doesn't take it again? Roll?Oh hell, yes, I just
saw it. Yes, yeah.The distracted driver ended up in the hospital
with serious injuries. I would God, all right, here you go,
Greg, All right. Next one'sabout this forty two year old guy in
Pennsylvania who found a bunch of spidersand a spider's nests right outside of his

(32:23):
house. Now, he didn't passout, die or jump on top of
the table and scream like a littlebitch like Greg Wood. Yeah, like
that happened to him. But hedid want them gone, okay, So
he grabbed his propane torch and startedtorching him, which caught the house on
fire. Oh so the firefighters arrived. They put the fire out, but
the homeowner was combative, according tothe reports, and wouldn't tell him what

(32:45):
happened. But then they saw thepropane torch sitting in the kitchen, and
then he finally fessed up. Hesaid he was quote sick of all the
spiders and bugs. He was arrested, charged with arson, risking a catastrophe,
tampering with evidence, among other things. Taken too, failed jail.
Go fund me for him. Yeah, I don't have his name, two

(33:08):
year old guy Pennsylvan. I'll findit because I wanted to start a hashtag
free Jeffrey or right from Florida thisguy named George Canario. He is in
the news because he recently bought twohomes, two houses, but quickly fell
behind on payments on both properties.Not good, so he needed a plan,

(33:30):
and so he settled on burning downthe houses so he could cash out
on the insurance claims. Makes sense, but you know, just doing it
like that might look suspicious. Sowhat he did is he puts swastikas outside
and even some signs it said stufflike Latinos are not welcome. Burn Burn,
burn the fires going. George,the panicked homeowner, calls nine one

(33:51):
reports it as a hate crime.But when it was all said and done,
it took really no time at allto figure out what really happened.
I guess they even found video evidenceof we're just friends buying the fuel tanks
they used to get the fire goingin a nearby walmart the day before.
Idiots. So George has now hisnew place of residence that would be failed
jail. Yeah, so you know, I mean, that's cool. What

(34:14):
neighborhood these days doesn't have a thousandcameras? Right? How about this one?
You guys remember um that story wehad about the tourist in Hawaii and
they drove into the water. Remember, Okay, well here we go another
tourist in Hawaii, in fact ofthe same exact spot from the last time,

(34:35):
another woman, following GPS directions,drove her car into the water.
Again. Well, your eyes don'twork when you use yeah. Yeah.
She was rescued by a fisherman ina nearby boat who seemed very annoyed by
the whole thing. Drove into theboat ramp. Jeff, who cares leave

(34:57):
them on? They just you gottaleave the car there. Now it's gonna
start taking on water right now.Hurry it's going under. Hurry up and
get out, hurry up and comemy way. Hurry up, hurry up
and come over here. That's justquote. You can use this as a
foot, put it under you giveme your hand, like idiot, right,
So take your time. Of course, time is of the essence and

(35:20):
situations like this And the reason he'sgone leave it alone, like whatever,
it's because this dummy was taking hertime. She was trying to turn off
the windshield wipers before getting out ofthe car. These people are on the
road with you like that matters.Like the car is toast. Yeah,
it's gone. It's gonna be afish habitat. Yeah, she's like,
hold on, I'm trying to turnthe wipers off. Like it doesn't matter,

(35:40):
they'll turn off anyway. You gotto give it to the local officials.
They are siding with Darwin here andthey have no plans to add any
kind of signage, despite this beingthe second time in a month's a minius
just drove into the sales. Thatfirst one took that lady forever to get
out. Yeah, you guys rememberduck Hunt Nintendo, Yeah, with that

(36:01):
gray and orange gun. Badass.While this guy in North Carolina decided he
was going to rob a convenience storewith a plastic duck Hunt gun. It
was painted black so it look veryrealistic. But he showed the gun to
the clerk, and the clerk calledthe cops and he was arrested, taken
to fail jail sail. It's amazingdidn't work out better. You know what

(36:22):
I'm saying for me, very quiet, don't say anything. We'll be back,
sort of citisen show. All right, welcome back. Everybody got the

(36:45):
d E y Q coming up.Yeah, if they're gonna want to play,
we're gonna have your opportunity. Towin some stuff this morning. We're
gonna have that for you. Uheight seven eight seven seven forty four,
woody, let's talk about party.Seagulls, all right, seagulls, Yeah,

(37:07):
okay. Researchers say that these seagullsin the UK are allegedly feeling the
effects of spice because they're swooping downand stealing it from people on the ground.
So the spice k two that syntheticmarijuana they can smell. It's meant
to mimic THHC and uh, they'remaking the seagulls go like crazy psycho nice

(37:29):
and so the locals have reported thatthey'll swoop down steal a joint right out
of your hands. It sounds likesomething you know, Raven had to look
out for. They just want toblaze it. Yeah, they want to
blaze it spice style. One seagull, even quote went mad after stealing a
bag of spice and then dive bombedpedestrians before it finally collapsed onto the stream.
What a jerk, bird, that'sBird's a jerk totally. It's spice.

(37:53):
The This like the skankiest drug youcan think of. Menace, yeah,
because it's just fake weed. Justget regular weed. Yeah, wouldn't
I heard it? Like really messeswith your brain. Yeah, it's like
a dirty teenage drug store bodega thing. Do you do it the same like
you smoke it? Yeah? Canyou make edibles out of it? That?

(38:15):
I don't know? And you haveno idea what it really is because
see there's no defines. You know, what's the point recipe? That's well,
the point is to get messed upbecause you know you're stupid, right,
just get real weed. I meanI understand, like you know some
places where it's not legal to haveweed, and then you could just legally

(38:36):
buy spect. It used to bea bigger deal. I feel like,
you know, ten years ago,but not even longer than that. Yeah,
you know, like the late nineties. I remember hearing more about K
two specifically, and then spot Spicewent away. Yeah, uh quick quity
show. Congrats this guy in Belgiumand he is the twenty twenty three goal

(38:57):
screeching Champion. Oh he won thisannual contest where people impersonate seagulls, and
notly did he win. He wonwhile he was also dressed as a seagull.
Awesome. Yeah, would you liketo hear his his winning screech.
Wow, how many people are attendingthis? Well, it sounds like it's

(39:23):
packed and people, it sounds likea packer. I was gonna say,
if we if we discovered seagull newslike raccoon news sells suck and raccoons are
awesome. Yeah. Speaking of turningup, high school teacher in Florida suspended
that he showed up completely wasted tohis daughter's track meet and then later that
night, pointed a gun at hiswife. He shot up drunk at the

(39:45):
school function. Wife got pissed toldhim he was no longer allowed to join
the family for dinner at Olive Gardenlater on that night. He was pissed
about that, so later that night, when his wife and two kids were
sleeping, he woke his wife upby pointing a gun at her like good
fellas. Yeah, yeah, Karenon the bed and guy's pretty hamburg.
Yeah. She immediately called the cops. Next day, he was charged with

(40:07):
aggreated to solid the weapon. Uhand uh, I can't have any contact
with his wife or a kid.So worth it because you're bummed about not
being able to go to Olive Garden? Yeah, which I look look garden.
I understand being upset. People hadno problem. But when's the last
time you were in one? Earlierthis year? Really? Yeah? I
mean the kids still Yeah? Thekeeping in an olive garden in twenty twenty

(40:30):
three, Yes, doing one.There's one right across the street from my
target. Yeah. Yeah. Andyou say I don't even know where one
is if you have TORTROLINI uh no. I had chicken farm oh too.
You know it's all Italian there rightright, yeah, Like I charged the
chicken farm and it's oh, Imean I could have said anything, Oh

(40:51):
we got we got the something else, the big z. Oh, how
about the tour of Italy. Isn'tthat one of the things I got?
The never ending pasta? Oh?Was it a good olive garden because their
chicken parm is good? Um,I mean it's it's fine. I don't
hate on olive garden. I meanit's not like if I'm like, man,
you know what, I'm really cravy. It's one of those things.
It's there, it's easy, andyou know it's like, oh, okay,

(41:15):
we'll just go here. Attack breadsticksare delicious, you know, whatever,
it's not and authentic. It's theclosest we're feeling Italian. It's right
there place, and so we go. If are there other Italian places like
like that I like better? Yes, of course, of course, yeah.
There are there better burgers than McDonald's. But you still go through McDonald's
drive through, you know, becauseyeah, oh McDonald's. Oh I can

(41:39):
tell you the last time I wentto an olive garden. I remember the
year. It was nineteen ninety one. Well, jays, all right,
if you want to play the dy Q eight seven seven forty that's eight
seven seven forty four. That's next. Well what it's life alway some time

(42:01):
back. Actually, I understand whatyou're saying. You just don't know what
the hell you're talking about it.All right, Well, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, time for yourFriday morning dumbass contest. And today's
dumbass contest is the du Yeah,I won't play the games and SeaBASS a

(42:25):
little bit bit more under the weather, John not save himself a few words
there, while SeaBASS has gone outonto the streets and found himself somebody who
was pretty bam drunk and asked thema serious of what he says are super
easy, super duper like basic leveltrivia questions. That's the fun of the
game. These are such easy questions. Yeah, and so you, as
the contestant, just have to guessif the drunk person is going to get

(42:49):
the answer right or not. Youdon't have to give us the answer,
just if the drunk person is goingto get it right or not. And
if you can do that correctly twoout of three times, you are going
to win. Eight seven seven,How I do pretty good here, gonna
be the announcer on the TV version. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four,
eight seven seven forty four. Woody, let's go and say hi to
our contestant. Let me say hito Justin. Hey, good morning,

(43:12):
Justin. Justin. Hello, therehe is, there's there's Justin gonna play
the duy Q. Are you readyto win something this morning? I feel
it? Yeah? All right,all right, So see mass who do
we have here? It's a younglady named Alexandra. And Alexander is gonna
give us the secret to how shegot overserved, how she got so many
drinks this night. Okay, sowe're gonna use this as just a little

(43:36):
gage to get and know how withit or not with it? She is
before we give the questions that matter, all right there, justin all right,
here we go, dy Q.Yeah, have guys been hitting on
you tonight? Yes? I've gottenso many free drinks amazing, that's fine,
this drunk. How does the guyapproach you when he wants to give
you a free drink? What doeshe say to you? They're like,
hey, how are you? Andthen I'm like hey, and then I
start talking to him and I useone of my cheesy pickup lines that what's

(43:59):
that? It depends on who theyare, you know. I'll be like,
hey, I saw you my dreamslast night, and then what did
they say? They're like oh really, and like yeah, you want to
buy me a drink? And thenthey buy me a drink? You even
thought one single drink tonight? Imean, I'll take the three drinks,
but I'm not gonna go home withyou guys. Alexander, do you ever
feel like a tease though? Oh? No, never, because are so

(44:22):
cute and adorable. Yeah, herlife is so hard, dude. I
was watching a clip I want Ithink we talked about it before that whatever
podcast. It's like, I don'tknow, yeah, dating, yeah,
dating and stuff. These girls hadan awesome scam where they or they gone
tender and they say, hey,I would go out with you, but

(44:44):
I need to get a babysitter,and the guys would give them babysitter money
and then that's how they paid therent. They're like, we would just
go on a date like every otherday and then collect the money and then
pay the rent. That is howlosory guys are. Yeah, they're ill
paid for your babysitter. Like,I mean, look, I've I've bought
I've bought drinks for for chicks,right, but it was never under the

(45:05):
understand I never thought like, oh, by buying this drink, it means
that I'm setting something like maybe youwere kind of like hoping like, well,
you know, but as the eveninggoes on, you're kind of hoping
that's what happened. You're like,well, well that's been all this moaning
all Unless you're already dating them,you cannot be buying drinks for girls.
Yeah, don't do it. It'sstupid. I've never bought it. If
it wasn't a girl that I didn'tgo to the venue with. Yeah,

(45:27):
but I'm saying it wasn't It wasn'ta situation where I was buying drinks to
get late. I was in asocial situation. Your friend was like buying
drinks exactly. And if it wassomebody who was, you know, on
that kind of level relationship or whatever, that there was a chance that it
would happen. Fine, you know, but it wasn't the that wasn't the
intention because you don't know. Protip guys, don't do it. Don't

(45:49):
just talk to it. Even ifyour mom wants to drink, don't buy
a drink. Never buy a womanto drink. Yeah, unless your dad's
getting some yeah ever ever, allright, So justin the questions that count
again two out of three times toguess if the drunk is gonna get it
right or not. It's a dy Q question Number one, Name any
one of the Chinese dynasties. Allright, name any one of the Chinese

(46:09):
dynasties. Now, Menace loves China. He does, He worships them,
he does. He wishes we werecoming and when and when? What?
He says that China's the garbage country. Menace says, no, they rule.
He's the first, he's the lackof um. Screw he says,
screw time one the country is awesome. Screw to Paul, Yeah, the

(46:31):
Chinese government screws now. See nowthere you go, and then you define
it. You say the government,let's say screw India. Yeah. Um,
I want to say, by theway, yeah, I'm going I'm
contemplating here, Ray if you're reallymessed up my thoughts be anti China for
a long time though, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah what he's just copying

(46:52):
her. I was inspired by her. Well, thank you. Yeah.
I will say no to our drunkfriend Alexandria. Uh. And then I
will say I'll say no to bothSammy and Menace great gory. I will
triple no, triple no. Ihave the most faith in Menace, but

(47:14):
I'm gonna triple no. That's stickingwith it. Menace. What do you
think about our drunk friend here?Uh? No, won't get it,
Sammy? No? All right?Justin what do you think? Yes or
no? I'm gonna know the bigno on that one big no for question
number one, let's start here inthe room. Name any one of the
Chinese dynasties. Um Genghis Khan dynasty, that's right, and famously was very

(47:39):
anti Chinese. Uh. The GreatWall was built for Genghis Khan. All
right, Sammy, uh yeah.The only thing I know about China is
the Great Walls, so that iswhat I put. I also initially down
think about what's famous. The famousone is a ming va because it's a

(48:01):
one. Yeah, even I gotthat one. Yeah, thank you.
And what he hates China? Yeah, I don't like anything international he hate.
He hates China. You love Chinaand he got that right? Yeah?
Yeah, all right, And I'vebeen to China. I've don't seen
it. Question number one for thed y Q. Justin said, no,
let's see if he gets on theboard. Name any one of the
Chinese dynasties. Mulan. Well,you know, she went over because her

(48:27):
father can't go, so she wentfor her father and she ended up being
like and she made history folk talebut not based in reality. Yeah all
right, well, congratulations Justin,you were on the board. You got
your first point. That's a that'sa good start. You got two more
questions to get one more point.It's a question number two here in the
d y Q. What cable networkairs Shark Week? All right, what

(48:52):
cable network airs Shark Week? He'llhelp raby Um. I think Menace and
Sammy will get this one. Ohreally, Yeah, I'm gonna go no
on the on the drunk check mSo I'm double yessing in the room and
I'm saying no for the drunk GregGory. I second that, all right?

(49:12):
I think so for sure. Maybeyou sound unsure I am, but
sweep it for both Sammy and Menacewill get it. Alexandra not so much
to answer. I will also acceptthe streaming platform obviously, all right,
against the primary the primary medicine Sammy. Do you think she's gonna get it?
Heck? No, no, noyou don't. Justin what do you
think? Yes or no for Alexandraon this question? Ye, I'm gonna

(49:36):
on that one, all right.Question number two for the d y Q,
what cable network air is Shark Week? Sammy, Discovery, Menace,
Discovery, Discovery at that Well,we've talked about it so much, so
famous, Yeah, I would,I don't. I wouldn't even know what
another like, Okay, if they'renot gonna get the right answer, what
would the what would the answer they'regonna get? Maybe? Yeah, that's

(49:58):
true, that's true. I justdidn't think hard enough. Egg on my
face, I mean, yeah,you should be all right, Well,
well, Justin said that Alexander wouldnot get this one, and if she
doesn't, he's gonna be the winnerof the d y Q. What cable
network question number two? What cablenetwork air is Shark Week channel? Is

(50:21):
that like a channel? YEP,channel twenty five. It's got a name
though, Oh, Shark Week ABC. Yeah, you do, Justin yahn
or get it? Yeah in deepdumb mass. All right, well,
congratulations do you Justin? You're thewinner here this morning on the d u

(50:43):
i Q. Thank you so muchfor listening to what show. Have yourself
a great weekend? Okay, allright, man, the always excitable Justin
Bud Justin with the prize this morning. We still have a question number three,
Geah d u I what is theabbreviation for the state of Missouri?
All right, lead us is arepeater? I think so for menace specific

(51:07):
percifically, I should say, allright, I will say, man,
this is no for no for thedrunk Alexandria. Yeah, trying to think
about these two like, I'm like, China, have you seen Missouri menace?
He'd been there, been seen,got a burger there rolled up in
my bathrooms, shout of Paris,Saint Louis, Saint Louis, I don't

(51:31):
know obviously, Kansas City, Hello, I yep, um, a lot
of places. I'm gonna triple no, You're gonna triple Noah Right, I'm
gonna say I'm gonna say yes forSammy and no for Menace. All right.

(51:52):
Yeah, I'm kind of leaning thatway, but I also want to
like glom onto what rave he said? Um, he seen it so much.
I'll say, you know what,I'm triple knowing it triple no wow
all right. Question number three whatis the abbreviation for the state of Missouri?
Menace, m O, m are, covered and egg. Yeah.

(52:14):
Yeah, I'm so embarrassed in menacethat one up last time. I believe
he did. I think that's whyit's back. Yeah, that's why it's
back. I think you gave meMichigan's Yeah, m I am. I
I think I maybe messed up Michigan. There's the way I messed up Missouri.
All right, Guys off day backin New York Ide like Raby not

(52:34):
knowing a Harry Potter spell, Yeah, right, screw up easy trivia.
Question number three IQ, what isthe abbreviation for the state of Missouri.
Am I Missouri? Am I asss? Oh you are ill? That's
nice. I did so good.I was so good. Man. Are
you kidding? Oh my god iskidding? Yeah? Yeah, all right,

(53:00):
there's your there's your du IQ.Everybody more Woody Shows, next technow
Yeah, moving run along on thisFriday morning, June the second, twenty
twenty three, it is the WoodyShow, Woody Braby, Greg Menace,

(53:23):
Smass, There's Sammy and we've gotthe Nerd Out Report coming up for you
this hour. The latest in theworld of nerd. I mean, Jia,
this level of fandom, you wouldn'tput it in the headline of nerd,
right, definitely not. No,like nerds wouldn't own up. I
would put it under the headline oftoxic. Like there's toxic fandom in the

(53:46):
nerd world. There's toxic Star Warsfans, Marvel fans, stuff like that.
Yeah. Because as we were talkingabout the difference between like nerds,
geeks and whatever, somebody brought upa point that nerds are way more like
passionate. Sure, you know,they get fired up or easily like triggered
you know by um, you know, people criticizing or you know, what

(54:07):
whatever it is that they're in theMarvel movie The Come Right. This is
toxic. This is kind of likeon the level of the show Swarm on
Amazon. Yeah, which is abouta toxic fan who takes things way too
far. Yeah all right, So, uh yesterday or no? When was
this? When see best? Whenwas the uh? Earlier in the week?

(54:30):
Yeah, we had we had themonth in in audio right right earlier
in the week, but I guessthe response was yesterday. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, So earlier in the weekwe did our usual end of the
month wrap up the month in audioSea Best dies over here, um,
and he introduced us to that crazyTaylor Swift fan who was bawling at the
show Grown Adult. Because Taylor Swiftwas a big part of this month in

(54:52):
audio every newst I woke up everymorning and we kind of made fun of
that. We made fun of her. Yeah, now we've said a million
times like I don't personally, Iknow she got some catchy songs or whatever.
I don't get. And it's notjust her, It's Beyonce. It's
uh the K pop stuff. Idon't get, the over the top like
where you're damn near passing out breakdownyeah, but you know how this stuff

(55:13):
kind of goes. It was thisway with the Justin Bieber fans for a
while. Yeah, we brought itup. I mean right, we brought
that up in the segment. Yeah. Yeah, but um, you know
to where like, you know thisperson. Let's just say in this case,
it's Taylor Swift could be on stageand uh, it's brighton Sonny in
ninety five degrees, Taylor Swift saysit's raining and you go, wait,

(55:34):
no, it's not like they freakout right, it's that level anyway.
So um, we played the clip. You know, we goofed on this
chick for being a grown adult cryingand a Taylor Swift concert the way she
was carrying on and uh and shedid it for attention, by the way,
because it was put it all oversocial media public and I don't even

(55:55):
I don't think five original posts.It was like a post of a post
shared by a blog. Yeah,it was around it's round around there.
Yeah. So she took issue withit, and then she made a whole
bunch of other posts to try toget the fellow swifties to shut us down.
Because and one thing I've learned fromthis girl Her name is Lyssi Young,
which we mentioned on the air,and her first response, I guess,

(56:15):
but how did you get that?You hire like a private investigation.
That's her user name. That's heruser name that she put out there in
her public account, right, andbecause the first message she says, I
woke to a bunch of text messagesabout a radio stag. She's making fun
of me for crying. They putmy full name in their mouths. That's
your your name, it's your name. She know she's doing she's gaslighting and

(56:38):
being dishonest for the purpose of beinga victim here, right, So that
was mental and I probably spent Gregsaid this, probably spent so much money
that I'm houseless. That's a jokeyidiot, and I believe Greg said homeless.
Right. Anyway, she was cryingabout so it was about I would
say, like fifty different and yeah, that was swifty accounts. Yeah who.

(57:00):
They then went on to our Instagramand they were making comments about on
all of our older posts and thenyou know, our listeners would look at
that going like what and they're demandingapologies minutes what was our engagement? Like?
That was pretty good because one ofher like eight response videos to us.
She does use the Woody Show Instagramas like her background green screen,

(57:21):
we have to be awesome for usminutes it is free publy. Then you
know she um, she was encouragingthese people to you know, flag different
you know social media accounts like TikTok, which you know, TikTok wasn't even
part of any of this. Butum yeah, wait that that, by
the way, is the definition ofcancel culture right there. It is.
It is, Hey, I don'tlike what you said your opinion about me,

(57:42):
Therefore I want you off these anyplatform I can convince and fully take
you off. So um, theirwhole thing was they were going to get
our show canceled and demand an apology, and uh yeah, so in some
of the comments here, we actuallymade a post last night on our Instagram
at the Woody Show, and oneof the comments from one of the Swifties
it says, brave to still havecomments turned on and haven't made an apology

(58:06):
and you listen like our listeners knowus so well. And uh this one
says reality check, there will beno apology. Another one says, I
promise you they won't. Another onesays, I guess you've never listened to
the show. Yeah, like youguys, I don't know what. By
the way, I was kind ofI was at the fence when I first
played it. I was like,I don't know how old she is.
She turns out she's twenty two,which makes yeah. So I was like

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just going through liking some of thesecomments. You guys know us so well.
You make one little comment about howhilarious slash pathetic it is to see
a twenty something adult bawling at aTaylor Swift concert and the crazy ones get
Big Matt to the cape wearing straightjacket worthy swifty folks, we would say,
cry about it, but you knowyou already are. And because everybody
and you won't be getting any apologiesfrom her eight reaction videos. Every every

(58:52):
single one is her breaking down andlike and or doing dances like yeah,
what happened to the grown adults inthe room? Yeah? What do you?
What do you have here about?So she wrote out she what she
did for one of her video isthis alyssa young Sorry I used your government
nanny effing our word. That's whatthe hard are. But yeah, she
she broke down. She played someof the audio from our podcast and then

(59:14):
did kind of a reaction video tous making fun of her for whatever we
did. Softies, you are sopowerful you found the show, and so
powerful you found the show the naturallybroadcast radio show that's not trying to hide
hiding. Okay, all right,someone told me that you could listen to
it on Spotify, So let's justlisten to what they said about me together,

(59:34):
so we don't have to give themstreams on their little podcasts. So
that's an audio. This is froma Taylor Swift fan, Alyssa Young and
you can't go to Taylor Swood concertunless you are literally video taping the entire
thing the entire time. Yeah Listenwas doing love how she literally has been
making fun of her. She's like, oh, that's a good point.
Click ahead, okay ahead, holdon. That was that was kind of
funny and a direct jacket, thevideo taping the entire thing the entire time

(59:57):
Yeah Listen was doing as she wasliterally balling her ours out. Let's take
a pause. I was filming andbawling because Taylor Swift was literally singing a
song for me, like she quotedher comment replied to my video, and
then she sang this song on mydate and we had we had a moment.
Okay, By the way, I'mwilling to put big money on Taylor

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Swift has nothing to do with hersocial media nothing, So I guess what
she Kreischer when he was in herepromoting his movie, had someone replying to
all his text messages. Right,it's right. It's what she's saying there
that at some point this lady AlissaYoung made a comment to Taylor saying,
Hey, when you're in so andso city, play this song for me.
And then honestly I didn't even lookinto it. But that's what basically

(01:00:38):
what she's implying that Taylor did respondto one of her things, which would
be cool. Yeah, look,if you if you want a great read
from Mental Patience, go go backthrough. I would say, like our
last like, uh, probably ten, let's say our last ten posts and
read, Oh my god, it'sthe funniest it's it is really I I

(01:00:58):
don't want to even say I opening. It's him and I open because we
knew, but like, we've neverbeen the target. We've heard about it,
but we've never been the target ofI guess Swifties or the Bee hie,
yeah, or the believers or whatever. So it's pretty interesting to be
on the receiving end because it islike all you can do is laugh.
Yeah for us, it's not scary, it's just hilarious. No, thanks

(01:01:20):
for all the content idiots. Yeah. So anyway, there was somebody who
was actually on the Swifties side,because you know, they get it,
and they posted a video saying,hey, I heard about this because they're
also a Woody Show listener. Yeah, they said this is funny because I
heard this live when it happened andthen saw the posts. It was like,
oh my god, I was there. Yeah, And so she heard
it live and then heard the reactionby this illicit chicks young and so anyway,

(01:01:45):
she makes the point that I'm aboutto play, and the Swifties turned
on her, even though she's afellow swifty Yeah, because she made this
point. She's got a crowd photovideos, but tell us swift and how
many concerts she's going to and peopleare like, dude, save something for
the rest of us, and shewas like, well, I'm just able
to do this for her. She'sable to do it. But people are
entitled to those opinions. And again, I'm not doing in the radio station,

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But the DJs are going to havetheir own opinions too. You put
something out there for the public tosee, you are opening yourself up for
criticism. You're opening yourself up foropinions, whether they are wanted or not
good or bad. Roll it offyour back because you're having the time of
their life and they're just behind themicrophone. Yeah, we do hashtag shake

(01:02:30):
it off exactly. Well all thesefan groups. Is that having any opinion
you want is great when you followthe communist party line exactly, Like so
many segments like when you're, whenyou're, when you're making a point about
you know, they were thrown aroundthe word bullying. You were bullying.
We you know, we just thoughtit was pathetic. It's not bullying.

(01:02:52):
We didn't ask anybody to you know, we didn't ask the platform to take
her down, right, Yeah,yeah, unlike what she was doing.
By the way, that was zvacoh five. Her name is karn If
you krin blow her up, what'sup? She was very cool. I
like her. Yeah, she wasjust you know, level headed and realistic,
which you don't want to hear.And then they said the swiftias Turner.
So all the stuff about like youknow, oh you're you're bullying,

(01:03:13):
you're doing this, You're like,you know all the cup By the way,
yesterday, I can't tell you howmany phone calls Morgan said that she
got as she's just screating the callsfor the show where the grown men are
calling her up and just calling hera C word, right, which,
by the way, shows you whatabusive bullies these Taylor Swift fans are.
Yeah, and then it was like, oh, you mean these old guys
have an opinion. It's like oldass man. Yeah, like as if

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that's any kind of I think it'snot. It's not offensive. And men,
as you know how we're always behindthese microphones, never out like in
real life, never been to morefestivals and all these doings in mind anyway,
So that was that was the thingyesterday because people were saying, wow,
have you guys seen your Instagram?Yeah, we saw it, and
like watch you're going to turn thecomments off because it doesn't matter, None
of it matters. Yeah, thisgoes back to us what Greg you said
for years about celebrities, not thatnone, neither of us are in this

(01:03:59):
case, but you don't have toread the comments. Yeah, even if
comments if you like, if youlike our Crossroad segment, you've got to
go back and read the posts fromjust go to our instagram at the Woody
Show. First of all, likethe post if you agree with you know
what we're saying here, Like thepost that I made, which is our

(01:04:21):
most recent post, and then goback through all the other ones and read
and read the stuff that people areleading on there. I mean, it's
a it is. It is veryentertaining. And no, uh, just
in case we have you know thatAlyssa or any other Lyssa Young, Swifties
or whatever, um listening or hearingthis, you're not getting an apology.

(01:04:43):
The show is not going to becanceled. Um. And uh, you
know you get You're just gonna haveto go about your life just taking the
l on this one. That's all. Someone doesn't someone doesn't agree with you.
Oh yeah, I don't know.Oh no, I am sure,
Hero says again, shake it off, shake it off. Ooh ooh,
shake it off, shake it off? Uh uh uh fent this season my

(01:05:05):
box staks. I believe that's alyric, isn't it? No? Is
it not? I could be wrong. I don't right rides back show every
morning. I said, my man, come on, guys, really right,

(01:05:27):
just got nerd out here in justa moment, one more quick follow
up thing um that we saw onSwifties, and I'm sure it goes to
other you know, insane fan basesas well. Not the insane clown not
them, Are you kidding? Theyjust do this right out in the bubble.
Yeah. I guess some Taylor Swiftfands have been taking extreme measures so

(01:05:49):
they don't miss a single song fromone of her concerts, not even to
go to the bathroom. So someSwifties say they're wearing adult dipe first to
her shows. Millies, Yeah,they don't want to be waiting in line
in the bathroom. Yeah, becausethat is normal same thinking and behavior.
Or or is that also pathetic?I don't know, Raby, I'm on

(01:06:11):
your side on this one. Yeah, because any arena that's having a tw
Taylor Swift show, the women's bathroomline will be forever. So you're gonna
wear a diaper. Women's bladders aretiny, but you're gonna wear a diaper,
and you don't want to miss theshow because you're a psychopath. I
love Taylor Swift, you're gonna wearare I'm not going to wear a diaper,
but I am going to monitor mybeverage intake. Sure I don't have
to pay, that's reasonable. Andthen also because you're an adult, maybe

(01:06:34):
you just hold it until after theshow. But well see that's that's male
bladder privilege speaking right thing for real, because forget the Taylor Swift concert.
Just in general, I think thewomen's yeah is insanely long, and I
guarantee they'll take over the men's bathroomfor those oh they do. Oh well,
when I told you I went toBravo Con. It's a three day
event, and you know, it'sninety nine point nine percent all women.

(01:06:58):
The first day, women weren't goinginto the men's bathroom and the line was
just like through the entire venue.And then by day two they're like,
forget that woman. Oh wait,having to our friend Jerry ocon Yeah,
So Jerry O'Connell and I were,you know, the two dudes at Bravo
Con. Yeah, and I wasno big deal because you're the only two

(01:07:19):
guys there. No, when wewent in, it's just it was all
women. Yeah, why would youwear a diaper to an event? Just
so you wouldn't have to go tothe bathroom. I would not, I
would, like Raby said. MonitorMy intake I was when I saw Garth
Brooks and I was front row.I thought I cannot miss a second of
this concert. So I didn't drinkanything and I didn't eat anything, and

(01:07:41):
I watched the whole show. Yeah, and then you probably went afterwards right
exactly, And it was a greattime. But I don't get like when
you go to the movie theater andyou've seen people getting up to go to
the bathroom, like you came hereto watch this movie. You couldn't just
you can't just hold it, likeyou know how long the movie. But
those drinks are pretty big, Okay, I drink the biggest strength they've gotten
every single time Raby and john Wickwas a very long movie. Yeah,

(01:08:03):
did I get up? You didn't. P didn't get up. No,
you know what I did right afterthe movie though, he went to the
bathroom. Yeah, it was fine. Women be shot on women VP,
And that's I don't think to weara diaper and just stand there and pe
all I can think about when itcomes to these people wearing these diapers.
Remember that woman she drove from LikeTexas to Florida to try to murder the
guy the ashdownt and she wore adiaper so she wouldn't have to stop in

(01:08:26):
the road. Yea, yeah,Efficiency, that's who you're compared with.
Presents nerdy speaking about passionate Raby.She's got blood out and all the nerd
stuff. But you got there fornerd out rape. Well. The big
movie out this weekend the much delayed, much anticipated sequel to Spider Man into

(01:08:48):
the Spider Verse. This weekend.It is Spider Man Across the Spider Verse,
in which Miles Morales joins forces withGwinn Stacy and they team up with
the so called Spider People to savethe multiverse from the villain the spot Now
critics an audience is going crazy forit from critics on Rotten Tomatoes ninety seven

(01:09:10):
percent from the audience. And Iwas perusing some of the audience reviews and
the one theme that sticks out tome says, don't look up anything about
it going fresh, So don't PeterGreg Yeah, sorry, okay, you
get that. Nothing but good thingsabout it. Yeah, I'm pro right
after the show. Um Spider Verse, by the way, made sixteen million

(01:09:31):
dollars yesterday starting at three o'clock inthe afternoon. That's the second best preview
night ever for an animated movie,behind Incredibles Too. Now, maybe you're
looking for some scares this weekend,Fox will hook you up with that.
They have an adaptation of Stephen King'sThe Boogeyman, and director Rob Savage said
he got the blessing of Stephen Kingand it meant everything to him. This

(01:09:53):
movie stars Chris Messina he was Dannyand The Mindy Project, Sophie Thatcher she
plays Young Natalie and Yellowjackets, andVivian Blair, and Rob said he had
no idea that Vivian was filming insecret. She was secretly playing young Princess
Leia in the Obi Wan Kenobi series. The critics consensus is that The Boogeyman

(01:10:14):
has the spooky atmosphere and some solidperformances that help keep the chills coming.
Both Spider Man the Boogeyman looking tohave a big weekend because entering the frame
next week Transformers Rise of the boBack to the Spider Man universe. For
one second, we were talking abouthow producer Amy Pascal said that Spider Man
four with Tom Holland and Zenda washappening but was on pause because of the

(01:10:36):
writers strike. Holland clarified that alittle bit, saying they were in talks
about Spider Man four and those talkshave been paused, but there's no deal
in place to officially make the movieyet. I think there is a deal,
because there announced that Euphoria is notgoing to come back for like a
year and a half. Well,I think a lot of that has to

(01:10:57):
do with the writers strike as well, like they didn't, you know,
start filming it. So, Imean, I'm not sure that's what Tom
Holland said. So HBO lost bothSuccession and Barry last weekend, and this
weekend they're launching a new show,and the US aren't just bad, they're
so bad for the idol, whichstarts Lily Rose Deep and the weekend.

(01:11:18):
Though he's going by his actual namenow able test face. You know,
it's so hard to become an afteryou guys. She plays a pop star
who had some kind of breakdown andis looking to reclaim her throne. And
he's some sleazy industry guy that glombson. The critics consensus is all style

(01:11:38):
and absolutely no substance. Now thespoiler window for Fast X has closed,
so consider this. You're warning,all right, spoiler for Fast X,
and the spoiler has been out therethat The Rock shows up as Hobbes.
Yes, and it rules. Well, yeah, so you've seen this movie
minutes. Yes, you went tothe movie here, I did, okay,

(01:12:00):
And he didn't want to be spoiled, so um So basically he went
on his social media yesterday The Rockand said Hobbs is returning in an untitled
Fast and Furious movie and that thisproject is a fresh new chapter that will
set up Fast X Part two.How many more of these do we need?

(01:12:21):
That's what I'm saying. Do FastX thirty Now, maybe Jason Momoa,
which is not a spoiler in fact, X, might not get you
to the theater. Oh my god, he's so good in it too.
He's sexy, but he's hilarious,he's so funny. Maybe I just felt
I would be lost having not aright no, no, no for real.

(01:12:43):
So my wife went with me togo see it. She has not
watched any of the other Fast movies, and at the end she's like,
I want to see the next one. So she was able to follow it.
Okay, you don't really have toknow too much of the backstory.
Again, well yeah, if Iend up with some extra time, you
know, we'll see the rock saidlast summer, Vin Diesel and I put

(01:13:04):
all of the past behind us,will lead with brotherhood and resolve and always
take care of the franchise characters andthe fans we love. I built my
career on the audience first mentality andwill always serve as my north star.
So what they're saying is this moviethat he's going to be making is a

(01:13:25):
bridge between Fast X and Fast XPart two. Yes, yes, yes,
indeed I was nice. I didn'thear the word family in there.
Uh no, No, you're right, there was no family in there.
Uh. He probably also figured outthat his fan base has no interest in
anything more Black Adam, and neitherdoes James Gunn or the new DC universe.

(01:13:47):
And I think all working out hedid for that role, like six
months, he was working out likea madman. And that's that's by his
standards, right to get ready forthis roley like everybody, right, that's
why you just don't work out forget. I know, I don't want to
risk of it being a waste.That's why you blow off working right,

(01:14:08):
I'm Raby. For more nerd stuff, check out the nerd podcast at the
Woody Show dot com. All right, thank you very much, Rabels,
got more Woody Show coming up foryour next coming up next on The Woody
Show, maybe it'll be something likethis is the most beautiful experience of however
experienced in my life The Woody Show. Back in the bed you went to

(01:14:31):
Harvard way to go mother, Well, thank you for this show. Yeah
Righty was talking about the Rocks announcementthat he's gonna another Fast and Furious movie
but oddcasting, Raby. I wasmeant to ask you what you thought about
Will Farrell, who's gonna play JohnMadden. Oh yeah, in a movie

(01:14:56):
that focus is more on the creationof the video game. Yeah, not
so much on him as a coach. But like thought about the Nike deal,
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I thought that was a weird
a weird cast. I guess they'llput him in a fat soood. I
guess yeah. I remember him doinglike Harry Carry impressions right right right.
I guess it's kind of like thevoice is somewhat the same. I guess
they can make them look however'll do, We'll do all right, Okay,

(01:15:20):
So I read this, Where wherehave I been? Despite their separation,
Ria Pearlman and Danny de Vito arestill married. They're separated. Who separated?
Really for long? I thought theygot divorced? Really when this happened?
And I'm sure the car's fine rightnow, there's Biff out there waxing

(01:15:44):
right now. I want to makesure that we get two coats of wax
this time, not just one,just finishing off the second coat. Now,
it's like, I don't Yeah,you know, I never even heard
that. I think they were like, who's gonna find I mean honest,
I totally forgot about her. Who'sgoing to find a partner? First?
Nobody the you're the people who couldpossibly be together Danny all day. Yeah,

(01:16:06):
he's got such a cult following thanksto always Sony. Yeah, they're
still good friends. Well that's good. Yeah, it's like I know,
and you know who they're really goodfriends with, Jennifer and oh cool,
they'll hang out. That's cool.Earlier this week, and inmate in Ohio
escape while he was being transported toa doctor's appointment. He was captured the
next day thanks to a tip froma McDonald's employee. I guess he rode

(01:16:30):
up to the McDonald's on a bike. Oh, and he asked for something
off the dollar menu, which theyhaven't had a dollar menu for years,
which is what the employee told him, and he took off. Now,
the employee upon reflection, so theguy just see him really out of touch,
and that's when he remembered hearing aboutan escaped inmate, and for whatever
reason, he's like, maybe thatwas the guy. I should call the
cops. So he called the copsand they tracked the guy down. They

(01:16:51):
brought him back to the job.That's so weird, all for biking up
to the McDonald's asking for something onthe dollar menu. Yeah, yeah,
right, I'll get the mcdal team. Wow, where have you been locked
up? And got? Yes?I have still Woody still will be right
back. Oh no, I thinkI'm about to have my periods. It's

(01:17:11):
the Woody Show and we are intoanother new hour of insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Fridaymorning. It is June the second,
twenty twenty three. Thank you somuch for being here giving us some of
your time this morning. My nameis Woody that is raving great grey,
Good morning, Good morning, woodMenace is here? What is up?

(01:17:32):
Our social media director find us andfollow us at The Woody Show on Instagram
and Twitter or on Facebook, Facebookdot com slash. We got Sea Bass,
we got Sammy hey Boord, CarolineMorgan all here and is that time
of the week. We have allof the redneck news stories for the week,
going head to heads to find outwho will be the redneck news story

(01:17:55):
the week. Blame good, blame. You guys know how the competition works.
These are all of the stories fromthis week going head to head.
For your votes, You're gonna listento all the nominees. Text the number

(01:18:19):
of the nominee that you think shouldwin the week over the two two nine
eight seven. You'll have until Mondaymorning. We'll get the boats open through
the weekend. Is everybody on thepodcast has a chance to get their boat
in right, all right, herewe go. Nominee number one was from
Fort Collins, Colorado, where thepolice they were getting some calls about a

(01:18:39):
guy who was seen using and dealingdrugs around town, so they want to
go check it out, and theyfound the guy. They saw him as
he was getting into a car andpulling away, So they followed him,
and when they tried to pull himover, dude grabbed a backpack, got
out of the car and made arun for it. Okay, they figured
out who he was. This guyhad several active warrants out for his arrest,

(01:19:01):
seven as a matter of fact,including four felonies. So the officer
as they chased after him, andthat's when he decided that he would jump
into the river and make his floataway. He lost the backpack at some
point, which was later recovered noshock had a bunch of meth inside,
and they kept an eye on theguy using a drone. Because it was

(01:19:24):
too dangerous for the cops to goin the river themselves, they used to
drone keep an eye on them.They caught up with him downstream. They
tried to throw him a rope severaltimes, which he threw it back at
them. I don't want your ropenow. This little back and forth went
on for six hours until he finallygave up and came out of the river.
He was placed under arrest and takento the county jail for his warrants,

(01:19:47):
along with a bunch of new chargessuch as distribution of a controlled substance,
resisting arrest, end obstructing a policeofficer. Maybe they'll hold on to
him this time, or if hehas other warrants, maybe go get him.
I know that is nomineat number onefor this week's Redneck News Story of
the Week competition, now number two. This one's from Florida. For the

(01:20:12):
police. I got a call fromsome folks at this apartment complex about a
guy who was making people uncomfortable.According to the report, fifty one year
old Christopher Harris was sitting by thepool there at the apartment complex, pants
down and watching porn, and thephone that he was watching it on was
connected to a bluetooth speaker. Thesounds were being blasted out to all the

(01:20:34):
neighbors and all the other people thereat at the pool. So the cops
they arrived, and they asked himwhy he decided to do all this in
the open at full volume. Hesaid, he just tends to do quote
stupid things, so I have agood day. He was arrested and after
they read him his rights, headmitted to the nice officers that he had
also been masturbating out there. Speakingof a most awkward place you've Joe.

(01:20:58):
Yeah, he was charged with beinga bad neighbor and indecent exposure. He
looks very sad and his mouth shot. He really interrupted his good time on
his pool day. Guy. Yes, yes, pool day got I have
noticed that is a new move onthe streets. Menaces. It's very uncool
to wear headphones, but it's waycool to have a bluetooth speaker at full
volume. Out cool so everybody canenjoy this because your music is what everyone

(01:21:20):
should be listening to. And that'snomine number two for your redneck news story
of the Week and finally nominee numberthree from his Cambia County, Florida.
All right, that's where the policethey were out doing their normal patrols when
they spotted a super sweet green ForwardRanger Voice parked awkwardly next to it dumpster

(01:21:42):
in the wind Dixie parking lot.Okay, something about this seemed suspicious,
so they went to go check itout. The officer walked up, so
there are two people in the truck, asked them, Hey, what's up
to and that's when the driver toldhim it's all good man, we're just
eating some delicious sandwiches before going home. All right, all right, out
here in the back of the windDixie next to this dumpster. And it

(01:22:02):
sounds so far all right, saysthe officer. But before I let you
go, I'm gonna need to runyour information. The passenger was cleared.
The driver was his fellow named EdwardBuzzby, and it came back that he
had an active warranty. Guys busted. So he was placed under arrest and
put into the patrol car. Andwhen they searched him they found a rolled

(01:22:23):
up piece of plastic in his sock, which later tested positive from meth Oh
yep. And when they searched thecar, a canine found an mm's minis
container. Nominem's greg just more drugs. Yeah, So Edward was charged with
possession of a controlled substance, possessionof drug paraphernalia, and failure to appear.

(01:22:45):
Oh there you go. That isnominee number three. And those are
your dominees, ladies and gentlemen forthe redneck news story of the week.
The voting is now open. Hewas going to text the number of the
nominee that you think you win theweek over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna be The votes open untilMonday, morning, so everybody listens
to the podcast has a chance toget their votes in. You're gonna text

(01:23:09):
at number one for the guy inFort Collins, Colorado, the meth dealer,
the outstanding Warrens who tried to losethe cops by making his six hour
float away float away down a river. Text one over to two two nine
eight seven, or text number threeCoA that guy Christopher Harris they're in Florida,
who had his pants down and masturbatingwatching porn at the apartment complex,

(01:23:30):
pulled that bluetooth speaker. What agood day? Yeah? Text two over
to two two nine eight seven,or finally, nomine number three the guy
there in Florida who has busted atthe wind Dixie and the parking lot there
with a sock and an Eminem's miniscontainer full of men. Text three over
to two two nine eight seven.We're gonna be the voting open until Monday

(01:23:53):
morning. Monday will have the announcementwho wins the week and moves on into
the playoff round of the competition.We've got some more Friday. What a
show for you? Next? Hangon? Next? This is the show
song Honey, I Want a Girlfrom Dancing song. Honey, you know,

(01:24:16):
I welcome back everybody. I meantto ask Brayby, did you ever?
Finally I was pretty sure she wasgetting scammed, right no, yeah,
but like she didn't. You're notout any money? Not so far?
Yeah, not so far? Soyeah, what am I happened with
that? Well, it's just avery odd story. And it started with

(01:24:43):
a letter from a law firm inCleveland, Ohio, so of course it's
going to originate from Cleveland and doesas we know. And what it said
was, you've been sent to collectionsand you owe almost fifteen hundred dollars MGM

(01:25:04):
Resorts International, Okay, And I'mlike, how if they paid me money?
What? It's impossible. My gutreaction, my initial reaction was nice,
try scammers, and I just kindof flicked it onto the desk,
like I didn't throw it away,but I gave it a flick, right,

(01:25:25):
that's hot, And then kind offorgot about it. And then this
law firm in Cleveland called me andleft a message. I was like,
huh, I forgot about that.So I got it back out and there's
a thing that you can check,this is not my debt, and then
you can check I want information aboutthis. I want where did this debt

(01:25:48):
originate from? This kind of thing? So I sent it back to the
law firm. So then I getanother letter from the law firm in Cleveland,
Ohio. Duh, And I thought, okay, maybe there'll be some
information about this. What it isis another separate collections saying I owe five

(01:26:09):
hundred dollars geez to MGM Resorts International. And I'm like, what the So
I sent that back immediately. Thisis not my debt. I want more
information from years. And then shewalks out with money. I know who
always leaves with more than she came. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe

(01:26:31):
she's been telling, she's been quotewinning, but really she's yeah, it's
the karma police. Yeah. Sowhen the second letter came, I thought,
you know what, I'm going toopen up my MGM app. Right,
So I have this app and Iopen it and I look under past
like upcoming, you have upcoming trips, you have past trips. There is

(01:26:54):
a trip on my account that Idid not take OOO where they had two
nights at Aria and two nights atMandalay Bay. Awesome. And I was
like, okay, so this hasto be you know, correlated with what
this law firm is sending me.But what's interesting is the dates that they

(01:27:16):
have on this app. I wasat a Woody Show event one of those
nights, and I can have hundredsof people testify that I was not,
in fact at Mandalay Bay. Andbut what I can't figure out is how
is the debt attached to me?And so I'm not quite sure where to

(01:27:42):
start because I don't really want tocall the law firm and give them any
more information about me. Right.So I actually had the same one of
the same issues with MGM okay withthe check in because I was having some
issues at check in where they ranThey're like, oh, it's not going
through or whatever on my credit card. So they ran it like three times

(01:28:05):
and then it looked like they justlike they took the money out of the
account and then it went back tomy account. It went on for like
a couple of days to my creditcard. I thought everything was fine,
and then I got sent a collectionsnoticed as well, and I was like,
this is not right. I alreadypaid my money, right, And

(01:28:25):
I kind of just said, likewhen you checked out, it wasn't like
when you were checking in. WhenI was checking in, I was having
I was having a bunch of issues. They take the deposit, but they
were taking the full amount for somereason. I don't know why. So
if they were doing that, like, how would you then Oh that's what
I'm out. Yeah, that's Iwas like, oh, I don't owe
anything. And then yeah I gotthat the same letter, you owe this

(01:28:46):
amount, blah blah. You're beingsent to collections from Cleveland. It wasn't
from it was it was from MGMdirectly. Yeah, okay, from MGM
directly. But I did. Idid call them and we resolved it.
Have you have you talked to MGM? Is that where where you think I
should start? Absolutely, if they'resaying it's a if they're saying it's a

(01:29:08):
it's an MGM issue, MGM wouldat least have record that it was passed
on to some types of third partyfor for a collection thing. Something tells
me that in you know, caseslike whatever, they would just write those
little small things off, you know, like like like people have to do
for fraud or whatever, because there'sa certain I'm sure amount of you know,

(01:29:30):
fraud or loss or whatever they justanticipate. But that's what is hers
is not tied to a credit card, right, it's the one credit card
and two debit cards. I've beenmonitoring my credit very closely since this happened.
There had to be an error andit's absolutely fine. Yeah, I
don't know why. I don't knowwhy you wouldn't just call MGM. That
would have been the first call.They were super helpful. They weren't like

(01:29:53):
blowing off at all. They theywalked me through everything and we resolved it.
Question, did you make these reservationsand then cancel them later or they
totally unknown to you, totally unknownto me. Yeah, So that's the
thing. It's like, you know, a lot of these companies, their
customers accounts get hacked and like asfar as like players clubs or you know,

(01:30:14):
whatever loyalty program or whatever you're intheir system for you, you know,
whether it's a experrien or and targetor whoever. And so maybe you
got caught up and I'm not sureI don't know if MGM. I'm sure
they have it seems like every companyhas. But I know you got caught
in something like that and somebody elsenow has your information. They're using that
to fish and try to get youto engage with this, you knowland That's

(01:30:38):
why I don't want to call thelaw firm. No, don't call them,
no, No, okay no,Like if the debt is with MGM,
I would call MGM. I justcan't figure out how with what account?
How far in the past was thisum only like a couple of months
the end of February into March.Okay, yeah, and I guarantee you
it has nothing to do with theMGM. I don't what. He's absolutely

(01:30:59):
right, It's like some pass informationthat got leaked and once they yeah,
yeah, and then they keep onsearching and searching and see if your name
pops up with anything. And onceyou call them and there's nothing in their
system for you, you can justignore it. You think, Yeah,
who cares one of this thing?If they're saying MGM, like what,
I don't even know what you're talkingabout. I already talked to MGM.
And the fact this is in collectionsalready is a bit of a flag,

(01:31:19):
right, I think it would takelonger to get to collections. Text here
says I get illegal collection notifications fromover twelve years ago that if these small
time companies are trying to get anysense that they can. They definitely I
would call MGM and check your credit. If it's in collections, it'll show
on your credit score. That's alsotrue, which is currently Like I said,

(01:31:41):
I've been very Yeah, if itdoesn't there and you haven't called MGM
yet, that's the first thing Iwould do. Okay, easy, I
thought, because I was telling somebodyelse and they're like, oh, we'll
check your win loss records on lossrecords, right, what win loss record
and see if somebody was using yourcard putting it in machines in that time

(01:32:06):
and gambling. I was like,okay, I'll check that. If I
were MGM, I would say,this is Renee Ravy. She is known
for drunk and or high purchase.And also like, oh, they're gonna
look at their wind law statement inAraby and they're gonna go, oh,
well, actually, yes you doo a somebody we've paid you. Also,
they'll search ex lovers maybe using yourname for Oh that'll take a year.

(01:32:29):
Here's one says from experience in hotelaccounting. Ravy just call the accounting
department at MGM confirmed the charge intheir system and what it's for. It
is probably fraud. But they'll tellyou to dispute and then you could do
that. That's from from Jesse,because like I said, I have no
idea what the charges are. Yeah, and that's what I said to the
law firm when I sent those thingsback. I need more information about this

(01:32:50):
debt. Yeah. Somebody scams outthere, man. I know you know.
You can't click on anything, youcan't look at anything, you can't
take any call. Although there's beenso many of these unidentified calls coming through,
I'm getting more calls than ever beforeever in the stupid text Hey Linda,
how are you all right? Orjust simply hi, and then you

(01:33:13):
don't respond and then they go didyou move? Do I still have the
your current address? Like yeah,please? So that's what That's what a
friend of yours might say, You'reall right? I mean seven seven uh
text here says lawyer here, notyour lawyer. Start with MGM and then
send a letter to the law firm. Google debt collection verification letters. There

(01:33:34):
are very specific laws on this stuff. Yeah you chat gpt raby, Oh
oh yeah, there you go forstrongly really an excuse the downloading. Yeah,
use a debt collection verification draft,a debt letter or debt collection verification
letter. Use ai that ye hurtyou a good idea. You just probably
start with where the charge comes bya grade. A lot of people are

(01:33:55):
saying the same thing. Did yougoogle the law firm? Is it a
real thing or is it just seemsto be a law firm? Yes?
In Cleveland, so no surprise atleast exists on good A po box goes
to like a ups store or somethingdude basic or like new phone? Who
it is? Yeah? Eight sevenseven forty four? What do he hit
us up with? A text?Over to two to ninety seven? Keep

(01:34:16):
us updated, rave, Okay,we'll do it. Is the Woody Show.
People have lost their damn mind.Lowers the bar for everybody. Everything
sucks. I do have one friend. I think you likes boobs even more
than Greg h and it is astraight guy. My buddy rise Ris loves

(01:34:41):
boobs lost. Yeah, now otherthan him, I think Greg's got to
be a close second. Yeah,they're even despite the fact that he's gay.
When he starts drinking a little bit, like man, that's the first
thing he wants to grab and lookat him laugh about. Okay, something
here, all right, I'm sendingyou pictures of boobs, all right,
Okay, now all right, andthis must have been a really rough project
to work on. Researchers at NewYork University did it is study to figure

(01:35:04):
out what the perfect boobs look like? Right, all right? So to
figure this out, they had overone thousand men and women look at photos
of twenty five different sets of cansand then rate how attractive they were.
No faces, just boobs, okay. And then he took the five with
the best ratings and they combined theminto one image to show what the perfect

(01:35:26):
boobs supposedly look like. Now,now, Greg, there's one, two,
three, there's five pictures here,ABC, D N. Yeah,
and so I'll just kind of givethem a quick look there. Which ones
do you think, like, giveme your rankings on these? Well,
I'll tell and i'll tell you how. I'm gonna start with the ones that
I'm not wild about, and thoseare C D and E. C is
are way too I don't know.I mean, they're small cups, they're

(01:35:49):
far apart. Yeah, they're kindof managed like if a in shape dude
had boobs, it would look likethat. I think they're really her under
armpits almost, Yeah, far apart. D uh. Two they point down
words really really big ariola. Yeah, that's a lot of kids m e

(01:36:11):
too for lack of a better word, like too tight to the body,
and look in plants and really yeah, very they look hard and and and
the ariel and the nipple very bold, very very very dark. Nothing I
guess implants ladies feel free to gain. I'm just now, but I mean
say, it's such a contrast tothe skin tone. Right, yeah,
they really it almost looks like fakenow. A I would say are near

(01:36:32):
perfect, but the left breast islarger and more oddly shaped. Okay,
so I'm gonna go overall B arethe best, They're proportional, they're be
the best, followed by at Band then the I'll go be A.

(01:36:53):
I'm gonna say C C E D. Okay, Greg, you were very
very close. The order in whichthey're in here ABCDE is how they finished
in the rank. So a's werevoted the best, cans B second best.
But here's for the people. Iknow this is radio Okay, but
um, the perfect boobs are fairlyperky, not huge. The study describes

(01:37:17):
them as quote moderately sized and alsobeing symmetrical. Did not matter. They
said, the perfect boobs in theircomposite image are slightly different size of the
left one hanging a little lower thanthe right, which you put what you
pointed out right when you looked atnormal. Yeah, I was. I
would argue that the perfect boobs arenot in any of those photos though,

(01:37:39):
m yeah, I mean I thinkto be perfectly matched in size, they
have to be in plants, right, I'd be fine with any of them.
I mean again, I'm not.I'm not a boob guy. You
know, they're fine. I don't. I'm I'm not hating, you know,
but like there are some guys.Man that's like the first focus.
So these photos that they're they're givingus are very they're like the DMV photos

(01:38:00):
of for research. It's not ina hot tub with their hearts arched back,
yeah, making that face that goesAnd if you're gonna get implants,
you gotta go um silicone over silineall day. If you want to see
what the what we're looking at here, and you just do a quick Google

(01:38:21):
of perfect boobs study, Okay,New York University, and and it'll it'll
come up there and you'll see theyhave even like a whole thing that kind
of breaks down, you know,all the research stats and everything else,
like like you see like in amedical journalists. Yeah, it's not something
it might have been a really toughproject to work on. See, if
I was drunk, I would graba first, A first, yeah,

(01:38:44):
because those are they're slightly bigger thanthey and they look very natural, more
like a boob guy or a nasguy. I like, more like proportionate,
you know, like you know,if you have to choose one or
the other, uh, and youdo, I would say probably boobs then
boobs, but sea bass. Yeah, but first, because that's especially these

(01:39:04):
days, that that thing gets sloppytoo fast. People are excusing it.
Yeah. Look they're all beautiful,all of them boobs butts, that doesn't
matter. Yeah right, all beautiful, big or small. You gotta love
them all. Agreed eight seven sevenforty four. One again, um,
just because we cannot post it Twitterperfect boobs study New York University and h

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and you'll see and they're listened Athrough E. That's exactly what Gregor came
over. Yeah, exactly. Prettygood. Thank you, pretty good,
my friend, Thank you. MaybeI'll be a doctor that's thinking the Friday

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