The Woody Show May 10th 2023 Podcast

Cart Narcs, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Let's due to the graphic nature ofthis groping listener discretion. Is it fly
the Woody Show, I'll play thisis the Woody Show Insensitivity Training or the

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Morning Class is now in session.Hey, good morning, everybody, morning
morning. Today is Wednesday. It'sMay ten, twenty twenty three. Hello,

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welcome, We are the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm Mordy. That's
Raving. There's Greg Gory, Goodmorning. Menace is here? What is?
There's Sea Bass. We've got Sammy, Good morning, Bort, Caroline
Morgan Vaughan. The gang's all here. You have the opportunity to call and
be a part of the show aswell. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
It's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can hit us up with
the text over to two to nineeight seven coming up a little bit later

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on in the show. Today wehave a fiery round, fiery round of
Woody Show carton arcs, which iswhat Sevast is putting the final touches on
right now, though he's gonna bein with that. Also the trending news
headlines, of course, all thebig headlines of day, brand new redneck
news. Raby's gonna tell us ishappening in the world of nerds. With

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Nerd Now, we've got some veryexciting news for Menace in the Woody Show.
Mail call nice. That's gonna becoming up for you today. You're
on the Woody Show. Of course, those phones if you want to be
part of it eight seven seven fortyfour Woody text over to two to nine
eight seven. With Mother's Day comingup on Sunday, one of the topics

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this week, we've been talking aboutdumbest thing that your kid did, and
uh, yeah, you know.And the thing is, it's not always
I'll start with something dumb that akid did. Video circulating this student in
Tennessee high school student and she peppersprays her teacher because the teacher confiscated her

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phone during class. The nerve thenerve, yeah, and I'm surprised at
how restrained the teacher stay. Yeah, And the student is still like crying
about the phone after pepper spraying.Yeah, it's insane. So apparently this
uh, this chick had been textingand googling answers and when she was confronted

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about it, she gets up fromher desk chases the teacher into the hall,
trying to get her phone back andthat's when she pepper sprayed. And
she's still young. Give me myphone, Give me my phone, Like,
I just like, can you imagineno, oh, my god,
like this stuff that I did thatgot us in truth, like cutting a
class or you know, something likethat, and my parents are pissed about

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that stuff. Can you imagine no, oh, your parent, greg,
your mom or dad getting a callsaying that you pepper sprayed a teacher.
I'd be in jail. I meantake his phone to school? No,
no, it doesn't even bring itto school. I think they're allowed to,
but they got to keep them intheir lockers, like if they're busted
with them in class. I thinkit's a big you know, that's a

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big deal because they have a bunchof rules on electronic screens, watches,
any kind of tablet or what becausethey have computers. But the computers that
they have, I guess belong tothe school, and so the school knows
where they're going, and it automaticallyalerts like if a laptop number whatever is
going to a site that's not youknow, school related, they immediately get

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a notification and they know whose classthat's in, and they immediately bust them
and it's like an attention god,yeah, which my son has gotten a
couple of times. Yeah, it'sgot an NHL dot com. Okay,
not supposed to be doing that.Not supposed to be doing that through school,
yeah, okay. Yeah, butoh my god, I would have
been so busted. Although it waseasier to hide things back in the day,

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yeah, because if they sent aprogress report home, you can intercept
those in the main mail. Everythingwas in the mail. Yeah, and
we learned how to like unseal envelopes, huh because a friend of ours had
like extra envelopes because they would helpout in the office. So it was
like yeah, so it was likeschool, you know, like official station.
Yeah. And then of course allthe labels were typed, so we

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just went and bought labels from thepharmacy. Yeah, and we would just
type them up, throw them onthere. They never had a stamp,
which was kind of weird because thepostage on it. I was always missing
the postage, you know. ButI don't think they ever picked. You
know, what I did One timeI got in trouble. I knew the
teacher was going to call, andwhat I did was I unplugged the house
phone, yeah, and like ofcourse it didn't ring. And then the

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very next morning, my mom's like, oh the house phone got unplugged.
She plugged it in. I swearwithin two minutes the teacher like called she
knew. Yeah, yeah, Istill got busted. Yeah. We used
to leave the phone off the hookafter school so that they tried to call,
they get like a busy signal,you know, like so or what

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would happen because they end up goingain't ain't eat eat eat eat, right,
So we hated that. So,like it was my buddy Joe who
was in trouble, he would callmy house, I'd take the phone off
the hook. We'd leave them bothopen and then just go out and play
and stuff like that. And thenright before we came in, we had
to make sure we timed it outbefore parents got home. Then we hang
up. But when that's that's primetime, from say three pm in school

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gets out till six o'clock when youknow, yeah, that's when the teachers
call, right, So if theycan't get through, there was none of
this like uh, you know,it's answering machines, and if they dig
it on the answering machine, wefigured out. We figured out how we
figured and we assisted with both ofour parents, Like, oh, I
want to be the one that doesthe answering machine message, so we can
always redo it because it was alwaysgonna be our voice anyway. So we

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would just erase the entire tape,which would also erase the greeting message,
and then every time we'd have torace that, we'd have to go back
in and do a new greeting.Yeah, we really had a lot of
notes from school. No, wehad a thought out, so like we
knew, we knew when it wascoming. But sometimes the parents are getting
trouble. I'm sure you've seen thevideo. The cops are called to a

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high school baseball game. The dadpunched the sixty three year old umpire and
knocked him out. Somebody had postedlike something at their at their kids sporting
event said hey, any parent that'scaught heckling, the OMPs are gonna have
to you know, umpire a game. Yeah X amount of games. Yeah,
that's not what happened here. Theumpire is a disabled vet and officiates
baseball because he loves it and heloves the kids and everything else. The

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whole thing's caught on video, andI mean everybody, of course came to
the aid of the umpire. Butuh yeah, and that dude was arrested,
I hope, Um yeah, hewas arrested. Putting the back of
the cop car. He was smilingthe whole time, saying he was just
defending his kid. Yeah, hadaddressed the kid for disruptive behavior. And

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so here comes to dad, Sogo figure disruptive kid. Yep, yeah,
exactly. Yeah. Let's see hereeight seven seven forty four Wooding text
over to two to nine eight seven. Uh, here's a text message.
My son and his friends made asnow slope from the top of our stairs

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to the bottom and then out thefront door. Our stairs went straight forward,
and these kids spent hours taking bucketsof snow from outside and then all
the way from the top of thestairs all the way down and out the
door. I would be so,I'm forty six years old. I would
still be grounded if I had didthat. My son was a freshman in

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high school receiving a b J inthe hallway at school and got caught,
my god, right in the hallright. Maybe it was around a corner
somewhere, not even behind the bleachers, yea. Oh my god, my
daughter cut her eyelashes. Oh no, she was little. Wow. How

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long does that take the girl back? Yeah? Good things. She didn't
poke her eye out with scissors.My seventeen year old daughter. We had
a party at our house. Ourseventeen year old daughter thought everyone was too
drunk to notice that she got andshe got caught taking a shower with her
boyfriend. Oh god, jeez,that's pretty ballsy. Wow. I remember

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going to one of those science centerswhere you learn all these different experiments,
and they had a TV and amagnet, and you could take the magnet
and whirl it around and it wouldmake the picture kind of follow. So
I went home and I had thismassive magn I said, dud, look
what I learned today. Went upto our TV and he said, oh
my god. It burned into theTV. For the rest of the time

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we had that TV, the upperright corner, I had this weird bluish
green world thing on it. Ewas yes, So I said, just
get a new two. But youwere learning, yeah, just by a
big deal. I think he wassomebody over the production area over there.
I was telling me about how someoneshot at the TV with a baby gunner

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and then and then it got damagedand then they're like, no, well
you're gonna have to watch it untilwe get rid of that TV. Was
that was that you board Rich theengineer? Oh my god? Yeah,
tracks for Rich. Yeah, theyshot the TV in. Parents like,
well get your watching with a babyhole in the hole. Wow, we're
gonna take a break eight seven sevenforty four. If you want to send
us anything on the text over totwo two nine eighty seven is where you

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send that by too hot as hell. You'll buy your voice alone about gorgeous.
I'm okay with simple t d S. All right, welcome back everybody.
Yeah, it is Wednesday morning.Braby's got NERD now coming up here
in a second. Also, whatdo you show mail? Call? Uh,

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we'll find out what's happening there.Very exciting news for menace. Yes,
one of our listeners sent as anemail gets out here in a second.
Right after the holidays for today,Man, I love me some shrimp.
It is National Shrimp Day. Gregalways very concerned. Yeah, I'm
worried we're gonna run out shrimp.Yeah, is it anything? Is it
like the red Lobster and less shrimpbit sparks out or is it just to

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the fact that there's a shrimp onevery menu everywhere and it's kind of like
that and the buffets to have thegiant piles of shrimp, and then when
you think of just what one buffetgoes through, imagine Yeah, all the
buffets, all the shrimp, allthe Japanese steakhouses like Bond's Eyes and shrimp.
If we're gonna run out, yeah, it's got to be cooked.
From me though, And I'm nottalking about like, you know, shrimp

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cocktails cooked, right, you know, but it's it's gotta be warm.
It's gotta be hot, Okay,all right, gotta be hot, all
right. Today's National Receptionist Day.It's a holiday called donate a day's wages
to charity. Okay, okay.It's a Mother's Day in Mexico. Great,
it's not till Sunday here, butit's Mother's Day in Mexico. National

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Clean your Room Day, which yourmom would appreciate, right. We have
to constantly be on our kids aboutthat. It's National Golf Day, which
sounds just as born, right.It's National Night Shift Workers Day, which
we can appreciate. End up inthe middle of the nine and go into
work. It's National Small Business Dayand uh Rabby Day is one day without

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shoes day, okay, encouraging peopleto go around barefoot. Yeah yeah,
I don't a mind to be barefoot. I need support at least like socks.
I enjoy being in socks. Idon't mind being in bare feet,
but I'll have a crosone. BarefootI'm not a big fan of I love
it, yeah, barefoot outside,not a big fan. Like anybody here

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sleep naked naked I have, Idon't, not on a regular bas yeah,
even like sleeping with a shirt off, not into it, even as
a kid, like I slept,Wow, my son shirt off just boxers.
Yeah, I mean that's how hegoes insane. I know other people
that are nude sleepers. I couldn'tdo that. I would like wake I
swear to God, I would wakeup thinking that there's like cameras somewhere half

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asleep and it's on my sleep nude. It infects my dreams. So like
then I'm naked in my dreams,naked like bike riding or doing whatever.
So like, what are you wearinglike a T shirt kind of thing?
Yeah, you have T shirts andlike basketball shorts. Menace has that night
dress. Yeah, but that comesoff probably too hot, Yeah it does.
Yeah, that's just to rock itaround. That's just comfort presentation.

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It's weird walking around. What aboutyou, Greg, just underwear, just
under no shirt, no nothing,No, that's no picture it. Yeah,
a second to picture pregnant man likegetting Sammy? Are you like a
fully clothed always I have to belike like Jammy's kind of thing, like
sweat or sweatpants and yeah, likesweatpants and a sweatshirt. Yea the summer
depending if I'm running the ac cooland are always cold? Yeah, you

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know, cold blooded. Yeah,those are the holidays for today. All
right, menis here we go.What do you show? Mail? Call?
Uh? We got an email here, let me see. This email
was from Raymond Raymond Dickinson, NorthDakota, who listens to us on zenin
two and uh, he goes,I saw this and I thought of Menace,
and I thought he would appreciate it. And uh, it's a whole

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thing. It says nature is healing. And somebody posted online the return of
fifty cent pies and Walmart oh heckyeah, wants to point out that means
they're two for a dollar. Sweetinflation hit these parts. Yeah, they
went up to seventy four cents.Yeah, oh dude, and it says
nature is healing. And he puta picture of the fifty cents. Oh

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nights, he sent pies in Walmart. Dude, that's awesome. What's your
go to Walmart? Fifty cent pie? Um? I would get the peak
con fine, Yeah, that's prettygood. Yeah, and then I'm maybe
an apple, Yeah, probably pecanand apple would be my goat. Is
so good? You can send youremail email at the Woody Show dot com.
Also some of your after hours voicemailseight seven seven forty four Woody.

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Since we're talking about Menace, here'sone that we got about MENACE's death breath.
Oh no, all right, hey, what a show this one to
call in about MENACE's death breath.No matter how many times you brush your
teeth there in to day, ifyou don't floss after every meal, you're
gonna have food rotting in between yourteeth. Ninety nine percent. Sure that's

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the smell he has. I don'tcare what you say, Menace, floss
those teeth all day long, orit's gonna end up with wa Yeah.
Breath Breath, Now, are youa flosser? Every we talked about this
recent consistently. I thought, rememberin Jaws after the shark eight quint Yah,

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Yeah, all the flashes kind ofdangling between like maybe that's like your
teeth with all the maybe chicken andall the other stuff that you're eating throughout
the day. Like, I can'tbelieve people that don't floss because I've floss
three times a day and stuff comesout every time. Yeah, listeners have
turned me on though to smart Breath. It's the mouthwash. It's expensive though,

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Yeah, they have a target.There's a couple of different flavors.
What's so special about it? It'slike super strong? Yeah, yeah,
it works for like twenty four hoursafter using it. All right, what
did you show a mail call anotherafter hour's voicemail? Eight seven seven forty
four. Woody, So I waswatching The Guardians of the Galaxy, and
I was thinking about how much Iloved all the characters that even though they

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are all so different from each other, they are perfect together, which is
exactly how I feel about the Woodyshow. Teat Great Glory is star Lord
because he's so handsome. Wheat,this is where she's gonna lose it.
That's Chris Pratt. Yeah, okay, I'll be that. Okay, that's
you get to be pretty awesome.He's the leader of the gang. Yeah,

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okay, all right. Woody isRocket Raccoon because he's super smart.
All right, let's not get crazy. But I do like that character.
I'm familiar with that rocket Is.I've seen them Smart and MOUSEI okay,
Sea Baths is Drag because he's cockybut yeah, super funny. But Drag
is also an idiot. Yeah that'sfine. Okay, Oh you don't think

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Drags is also a moron? Yeahalright. Metis is grew because everyone gets
annoyed with him. Yeah. Healways comes through for everyone in a mighty
way. Yeah. And it's likesays I am groud and that's like uh
yeah dog blood sun does do it? Dog soun like four words and rotation.
H yeah, all right. Ravyis the mora because she is a

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bad ass bitch me love bye.I like it. I'd rather be Nebula,
though, because Nebula is much grouchier. Yeah, yeah, just says
whatever's on her mind all the time. Are you are you embracing grouchy now?
Because Yeah, he never used to. Sure. It was always like,
you know, you'd you call Rabyon her phone and you get a

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voicemail goes yeah, blah blah blah. Can't leave a message and make it
positive or whatever like and go andkeep it positive. Yeah, that's just
not realistic for the world we live. Wow, this is nerding out with
Raby. You leave you are afterhours voicemails anytime after ten eight, seven,

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seven forty four, which of courseis the number that you call while
the show is going on to bepart of things today, Raby through all
that grumpiness. What is happening inthe world of nerds. So one of
the big surprises when we saw theinitial trailers for the Flash was that Michael
Shannon is back as General Zodd,who died in Man of Steel, but

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he also appeared in Batman v.Superman. Donn of Justice, and Shannon
said before accepting the role, heactually talked with director Zack Snyder, who
was dumped by DC in favor ofJames Gunn, and Snyder gave Shannon his
blessing to take the job. Healso talked about Ezra Miller, who fed
trouble in recent years. Shannon said, I thought Ezra was lovely, very

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kind to me when I was there. It's difficult to talk about, but
I always give people a lot ofslack in this business because there's a lot
of people in this business that haveissues, and some people have more privacy
than others. Flash finally hitting theater'sMenace on June sixteenth, finally after a
very long COVID delay, and aswe've been talking about, the early reactions

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have been really great. James Gunnposted on his social media that he is
the voice of Lamb Shank in Guardiansthree. Lamb Shank is in a very
memorable scene because Mantis very apologetic forfreaking out when she first sees Lamb Shank,
who is quite hideous. Gunn alsorevealed Pete Davidson plays an alien in

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the movie, one of the henchmenof the High Evolutionary Heat. Voiced the
character, but he also got intocostume to play this alien when he was
visiting the sets in Atlanta. Allright, yeah, particular. Now,
one of the great things in Guardiansthree is that the music comes out of
the seventies, like out of thatdecade, because they have this zoom player
now, so it expands their musicalhorizons, and at the end of the

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movie, they select music from thetwo thousands and the song is dog Days
Are Over by Florence. So ifyou think I was an emotional wreck before
the opening chords, well you knowwhat, I'm not the only one going

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over the edge. Florence herself posteda video on TikTok of her reacting to
that scene, so you see herwatching it. She begins tearing up immediately
as soon as she hears dog Days, and in the caption, she wrote,
so I cried all the way throughthis movie, but when the Guardians
of the Galaxy started dancing to dogDays, I really lost it. She

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also wrote, thank you so muchfor all the love of this moment.
This superhero obsessed little girl can't believeit happens. She really is your best
friend. You think I didn't loveFlorence before, not besties. He has
leveled up My love for her,God leveled up now my BF. Terry
calls actor Shamar Moore her Coco dreamboatand Chamar very very upset after CBS canceled

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his show Swats after six seasons.Samar popped off on social media, calling
it an effing mistake. Told peopleto rise up, and he said as
soon as people rise up, hebelieved CBS would walk it back, and
CBS did in fact reverse course.Really, Coco Dreamboat is coming back for

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season seven of SWATS, though CBSprobably won't reverse course on the cancelation of
True Lies and East New York.But Coco Dreamboat very mad, but now
keeping his job re employed. I'mraving for more nerds stuff. Check out
the nerd No podcast at the WoodyShow dot com. God all right,

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thank you very much. Rabels gotmore Wednesday Woody Show coming up for you.
Next, hang up more. Nexthe ask me to impregnate him.
Oh Doody show, And we areinto another new hour. I've been sensitivity
training, free politically correct world.It's Wednesday morning. It's made to ten

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twenty twenty three. I'm Woody.That's raving. Hello. There's Greig Corey.
Good Marty wood Menace is here.What is up? Woody? Right?
There is Sea Bass. We've gotSammy, good morning. Bort and
Caroline are here. We've got Morganwho was our associate producer, von our
video producer. And you on thephones to at eight seven seven forty four.
That's eight seven, seven forty four, Wood, we missed Vaughan's birthday

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yesterday. I know it was yesterday. Yeah, I was very upset.
As he was leaving yesterday, somebodysaid, had birthday, Vaughn, and
I go, Vaughan, you didn'tgive us a heads up that it was
your birthday. He gave me aheads up, but I thought for summary,
I told you my days were allmixed up. I don't know what
time and whatever I thought. Iswear I thought it was today. Yeah,
I swear he told me that yesterdaythat hey, sorry, Von,

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sorry Von, And I said,came in. He came in. He
goes, yeah, hey man,Uh oh no, he goes, hey,
Wood, go, yeah, what'sup because tomorrow's my birthday. I'm
like, yeah, oh, tomorrow'syour birthday. I didn't realize you my
child. He told the wrong personbecause he would have told me. I

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said, Vaughan, it's more aboutus, not about you, because I
would have brought some food. Findthe term run to Vaughn. Yeah,
needed an excuse to have food aroundhere. Yeah, we need to be
an excuse ye anyway, birthdaugh Yeah. Vaughan was also telling me because he
posted a video from the tour ofSea Bass's apartment. It's awesome, and

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people are pointing out in something Ididn't even realize, either being there in
person or then watching this video.You're so overwhelmed by the luxury. Ravy
touched the shower hole. Yeah,her fingers in the shower hole. Sea
Bass has been telling us he's beenpooping. Well, that just shows you
how clean those holes are. LikeI said, I didn't notice it in

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the moment. I mean there's alot of comments about it. People noticed.
Yeah, now Ravy, Yeah,first off, nothing to worry about.
Number one. Number two, Ididn't have it out, but I
always have a bottle of bleach sprayin the shower. Obviously not during the
tour, but in everyday usage.It looks shockingly clean. Yes, not
shockingly How did it feel shockingly doesn't? I don't know. I don't have
any recollection of this. Yeah,I remember seeing the showers. It's video,

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it's all on video. I haven'twatched hospital grade clean. Is it
smell? Did you smell anything?I don't know if Yeah, I'm not
germophobe paranoid, you know. Andthat's a another weird thing that somebody had
brought up. You know. Here'sa guy who you know when when COVID

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was going around or whatever, andhe was like he had to make this
big reaction anytime anybody even like clearedtheir throat or whatever, and he was
like quickly raises mask, and thenhe's talking about how he like never got
it. He launders his his sneakersevery day, so fresh, so clean.
Okay, but yeah, here heis. He's crapping in the shower.
Not designed, It's official, it'snot designed to crap in this.

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You're being this is mischaracterized. I'mnot crapping on these showers or on the
tiles. It goes directly in ahole and it's gone magically after you chop
it up with your comb every oncein a while too. It's so clean
that Raby touching spray. Yeah,fingering, Yeah, it's it's so clean.
Raby could eat off of it.Yeah. Apparent wants to agree.
Apparently, come on? Joined thequestion is is it the first time that

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Raby's had her fingers in Sea Bass'sduty hole? Yeah? I did question
just a Friday friend. Yeah,what's next for whip? No? Never,
that's disgusting in the shower. Whocares? Anything with feet sick.
That makes a lot of sense.That makes a lot of sense, and
we do. We get Raby's officialresponse to christ Prett's toe, speaking of

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yeah we did. Yeah, Okay, it didn't actually look that bad.
I mean it was disgusting, ohyellow and cracky. But I'm sure there's
way worse foot fungus pictures out there. I'm sure can find it for you
right now. No need bloated andhairless. Yeah, a little baby toe
look like a film. Well,if you want to see the video from

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the tour of Sea Bass's apartment afterthat, that cocktail party that he had,
it's inspirationous, like watching HGTV,like, oh, I could do
that. It really is in hislounge jacket. Yeah, there's some comments
about that. It's very fancy he'swearing. Yeah, it's on our Instagram.
It's on our YouTube page at TheWoody Show on Instagram, YouTube dot
com, slash The Woody Show.Dude talk about wanting to kill yourself,

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Robert de Niro, I keep sayingthat the you know, the article about
how he's gonna be a dad seventynine years old. Definite. Imagine being
seventy nine years old and the fatherof a newborn. Yeah, he's not
gonna be around that kid at all. It's not a kid. Yeah,
you're exactly right. Yeah, that'sexactly right. Okay, that part,
I'm with you. But yes,he's not gonna be dealing with the day
to day. Um, Dorsey doesn'tdeal with the day to day. But

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still like most of dad's kid,right, moms with mother's dad. But
I'm saying for him extra not gonnabe around. Yeah. But people say
that all the time about anybody whohas any kind of like, uh,
you know, fame. They go, oh, well, they're not gonna
do anything. But that's that's notreally true. There are plenty of people
that I mean, yeah, maybethey have a nanny if they're going off

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to work or you know, butpeople also have they drop their kid off
of daycare. The difference is thedaycare comes to them, um, but
not necessarily like this round the clocktype of things. Surprisingly not. You
know, there's a lot of thesecelebrities that you would think would and they
don't. But that's how like,if if they were gonna be like that,
why would they have the kid inthe first place. These people I

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think are interested in being parents I'mnot saying they do everything that people who
can't afford to have a nanny willdo. But again, I was in
you know, after school programs orwhatever, like you know, nobody is
everybody has like help in some way, shape or form. You know.
Well, I mean not compared toan ay list or no. Yeah,

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I'm not saying that rob Well,although didn't we hear like maybe Robert Dinia
doesn't have that much money at thispoint. He's doing all these dumb movies.
He's in a movie with Sebashia Maska. He has no boo money.
He has money. But I thinkit's just like, wasn't that the discussion
the other day, You're like,dude, how do how does he not
have money? He like he gotno boo he should have no boo money.

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No there because people are saying like, oh, he's doing all this
all these movies because he needs money. I think it's more of an ego
thing. He likes doing all thesemovies. I don't feel that he need
do yeah, Or is it likeBruce Willis where he's got puppet puppet TI
or some handler who's kind of forcinghim because he's maybe frementitioned a little bit
and right. Bere like, yeah, you should do this the bat.

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There's gotta be something wrong with yourbrain. If you're seventy nine, you're
like, yeah, what we canhave another kid still out getting five hundred
million. Yeah, yeah, Andhe says that he earned this substantial fortune
as co founder of No Boo ThankYou. Well, yeah, that's where
we're talking about the other day.It's like, man, it can't be
you know, money. But althoughlike, why would you do all these
really you see any like commercials ortrailers for this movie? Yeah, well

(29:04):
you lost me Sebastian Man Shalco.But like, I feel like he's doing
his stick. He's like making allthese funny movies and get really funny.
I'm like, oh, yeah,that's all that's what he does. Well
dead, Yeah, but who's goingto go to this, Sammy probably Sammy.
Don't give your money to this hismovies. This isn't a Denario movie.

(29:30):
He's just a supporting player in it. This is a Sebashian Man Scalco.
I'll definitely go see it. Yeah, well, she sees all the
good stuff. A'dy for Brady Hollywoodwas pretty good. Yeah, but you
know that's always the thing. Whenwhenever there's an announcement about someone's head,
like if some celebrities having a baby, oh, well, basically they're never
gonna see well, they're never goingto see him. Well, why would

(29:51):
they have a kid if they're whywould they have kids? Slam during the
day, they ain't changing diapers atnight? It's for the who's the woman?
Do we do we mention them?Well, you're not cleaning your house?
Right, Yeah, that's very comparison. No, I'm saying. I'm
saying people will pay for a convenience, but it's not like they're they had
this night they're involved in They're notinvolved in these kids' lives, right,
do you act like they're like no, one's saying, man, yeah,

(30:15):
I wish I could remember that year. I think it was Rosie O'Donnell of
all people, who was asked,how do you balance family and career?
Which is the dumbest question for somebodyworth millions and millions of dollars? And
she said, I'll tell you howI'm rich, right, and she admitted,
I have a staff, I've gotpeople doing everything for me. Yeah,
that's how I do it. Hisother kids, by the way,

(30:37):
they say this is gonna be his. Well, I guess the kids already
here right, yeah, yeah,this is seventh kid the other ones,
So you have a newborn. Butthen on the other end of this back
you got a fifty one year old, a forty six year old, a
set of twenty seven year old twins, a twenty five year old at eleven
year old, now the newborn.Nice yuck, the baby's brothers. One,

(31:00):
that's still slimming. You're getting outof high school. Your dad's turning
one hundred, still getting his Ido support that, yeasty slimmers. The
lucky mom though, got to banghim. Oh yeah, he got one
passes the goalie man, it happens. Yeah, he probably wears a mask
from like, you know, RagingBull or something like younger de Niro.

(31:22):
Yeah, she's got like VR goggleson and they can dage them like they
do in some of these movies withlike Harrison Ford. Allegedly the wife is
a tai chi instructor. Nice cool, she stays busy. That's cool,
doing slow movement in the well,We're gonna take a quick break, waving
our hands around. That is mesmerizingwhen you see a group of people doing

(31:48):
thai chi in the park. Iwill watch man, it's so calming.
I guess that's what I was supposedto do. It keeps you for joints
moving. It's roll people, it'sfun to watch. I haven't done it
myself. Do it right now?Okay, I can't imagine Greg doing that.
He wouldn't want to be seen.No, I would be too embarrassing
in the park. You'll do it, but I'll watch it. If you're
under seventy five, it's insanely embarrassing, I think. But even if he

(32:12):
you know, even if Greg wasseventy five, like, I don't think
he'd want to be seen now publicanapartment, slow motion martial arts. Yeah,
exactly, we're gonna come back.We got a round of Woody Show
cartin arks. Yea, now we'vebeen promised fiery yes, so we're gonna
have that next on the Woody Show. Hang up, how dumb are you?
The wood Show? I'll be rightback, bunts, open show all.

(32:42):
I Well, it is time onceagain, ladies and gentlemen, for
cartinarks. What you're gonna do?What you're gonna do? When they not
done you cardinarks, cartnarks, Whatyou're gonna do? What you're gonna do
when they ans filmed alongside the menand women of card Nerds, Listen,
distration is advised, all right.Agent Sebastian is the one man wrecking crew.

(33:07):
Yea. Here he scours the landwaiting for these lazy bones not to
return their cards to the koral warto the front of the store and then
has a simple, friendly, politerequests, polite conversation with him. And
all he was aiming to do isget them to do the right thing and
return that card. And some people, some people don't want the confrontation and
they just ignore them. Other peoplewill actually then return the cart. Other

(33:30):
people want to fight or pull aweapon or chase it. Indeed, and
as much as I love Miles inhis version that we're here right now,
go head hit that first clip therefrom rick a Brisso okay, it's a
little fan remix. Oh thanks,I appreciate that. It's all okay,

(33:55):
the siren sound effect. So ourfirst cart and arcs clipped today. This
man he is, you know,he's not facing the cart return, it's
behind him, okay, and liketwo or three spots over so it's far
away, that's real far. Andyou know it's so much closer between the
cars right in yea. So helet's as spots split as we call it.

(34:17):
Right. So he's like, well, I'm not really blocking too much
with this spot, but you're stillknocking off two three feet plus times of
foot of each you know, it'sharder to pull in. So I walk
up to him. Don't even putthe siren on yet. I'm just like,
oh, I've still got a chanceto talk to this guy before he
gets in his car. Let's seeif I can calmly and politely rationally reason
with him. Oh, that's notwhere the cards go. The cart returns

(34:37):
right that way. That's split inthe spot. Now it's harder for somebody
to park there. Yeah, Oh, what are you so busy doing?
What's what are you so busy thatyou don't have time? Where are you
going? There's some lazy bones,lazy bones, hard surgery than he's done.
So, oh good, disgracious.Yeah. So did he put like
one of those like police lights,like undercover cops. Yeah, to the

(35:00):
top of they took off. He'sgot somewhere to be, you guys,
First off, huh and then oh, I'm busy, I got somewhere to
go and people and people. Thisis the I hate the Internet. Our
words. They'll say, oh,you don't know their situation. You don't
know, that's why. Like youheard that clip, I always ask yeah,
and then he's got no answer.You here just slammed the door on
me. It's weird how people arealways so busy when they do grocery shop

(35:22):
or in this case, he was. He was one of the warehouse clubs,
so he had quite some style.Yeah, you need some time to
get out of those places, likea quick in and out. But he
was. But at the second hedidn't need his shopping cart anymore. Right,
all done with it? All right? So what happens when they ignored
the polite request, Well, youhave to use a little bit more coercion,
in this case the bumper magnet,which says, I don't turn my
shopping car like a jerk. Soagain, Agent Sebastian calmly, politely and

(35:45):
sweetly places the professionally professionally on thisman's car. Let's see. Oh maybe
that'll lebe. He'll turn around andsay, oh, I was I was
being silly. Let me take careof that for you, my man.
Creeps get weird, just the worstOh it's a magnet. Is I don't
return my shopping cart like a jerkon my car. Well, until you
take your cart back. Yeah,that's why people get picked on the cart

(36:07):
return. But they're not. Yeah. See there we go again. So
I excuse Kathy. Excuses number one, I'm too busy right number two?
They pay people right, which I'lltry. I'll try to talk him down
from that. See if he,you know, can come around, come
around of this reason. Sure,from the cart return, but they're not
here right this second. There's aguy getting paid eventually. Yes, but

(36:28):
in the meantime, the next personwas to park there. Yes it does
matter, Yes it does because thenext person that pulls in there, no,
people get so you're wrong. Thenext person that pulls no, but
I do this professionally. The nextperson that pulls in there has to worry
about your cart. Yah. Seeagain, they're not paid to collect them
all over, like the trash manis not paid to come to your neighborhood

(36:49):
and just pick up all the trashlike a highway litter program. You know
what else the trash man doesn't do. He doesn't walk into your backyard and
or get you can right, itgets your can and you put it out.
There's a system, you what thesystem is, and then people will
go to the cart return and bringthem. Now, I did have a
situation the other day. It's likea tighter parking lot situation. And so

(37:09):
they didn't have, um, youknow, like the corrals that take up
like a full spot. Yeah,they had them at the end of the
row and then either that or youhad to bring it all the way back
to the front of the store.So you know what my fat ass did
that I parked at the very end, right next to the corral. But
then you had to walk a fewextra spots to get in the store.

(37:30):
Yeah. But see, I savedmyself a little bit if you just put
it, like a little bit ofpre thought into it, little pre planning.
So like I figured, like,okay, so I'm gonna have to
walk to the store and back insteadof going to the store, back to
my car and then back halfway downthe lot to the front of the store
or two wherever and then back tomy car. I could save myself.
You're saving yourself. See if yoursteps by parking in the back. It's

(37:53):
not as convenient as dummies might think. And think about it. Stuff half
a trip to trademark that move?Okay, So he's he's yelling, trying
to talk over me. I survived. I'm explaining again, much like with
any other analogy, you don't.You don't poop on the seat in the
store. You could, They willhave someone to clean up after you.

(38:13):
Eventually fires, because we have fired. But but the next guy that walks
in was gonna have to deal withyour poopy toilet seat. Same idea with
the carts. So he's back andforth, back and forth. I think
maybe he's gonna listen to the logicas I continue to explain it to him.
Maybe the next person that pulls inthere has to worry about your card?
Does the next person that pulling inthere to about your card? Yes?
Or no? A guy can pullin and put but not as well
because you blocked part of the spot. Not as well, Yes it does.

(38:36):
What if they want out with theirdoor? Yes? Whoa? Where?
From? Who? Arguments? Geeze? First off, a couple of
things, the one great glory?How does he know I don't loved sing?
D's right? And if you didit would that be wrong? How

(38:57):
dare he? What a caveman?But yeah, but again this is an
always happens is at once you breakdown the logic and I was like,
well, so I was, well, someone has to if the next person
who pulls in right after you,they got to deal with your cart well
not as well, but yeah,yeah, present it. What do you
show carton Arks and other exciting roundsso far? Yeah? For one,

(39:20):
oh, for one, he didnot. He just drove off with the
magnet. Didn't even call her helpline when the numbers. Pretty well,
that's weak. That being said,I walked up to this lady and this
is something you don't see in manycarton Arks videos, but I thought i'd
share this with you. Is anold lady had just broken her arm recently,
and she waved me down and said, hello, Sonny, would you
help me load this big thing ofwater into the back of my eyes my

(39:42):
car here? And of course thecartin Arks are friendly, helpful, We'll
load her. But this is oneof those things that I'm talking to her.
As I'm talking to her, thissort of redeems my faith in humanity.
Oh oh, the water's there,yeah, put it near my husband's
so together. Well, that's whatwe're here for with the cards my husband
to do it, but he's dead. Wow, Sorry I put it near.

(40:08):
I was to get my husband sethim together. Well that's what we're
here for with the cartnarks. Butuse are cartnark's strength to easily move water.
But I know he's with a brokenarm. You'll be happy to return
your card, won't you? Always? Because I get really angry when people
don't do it. Why do youthink they don't do it? I think
they're lazy. They think they're betterthan everybody else. Yes, she gets

(40:30):
it, this old hor Wow thatthis old lady with her broken arm even
manages to put her card away.Poor lady magic. She ask guys too
busy? Come on? She doesn'tknow what I'm talking, she doesn't know
who I am. Just on mefrom Adam she decided. I put the
question to her. She's like,you know what, I hate those a
holes and she continues in on them. Time is more important than my time,

(40:53):
right, I who spent five minutesbumping up the cart onto the middle
thing because the current prinstance, Yeah, you would have been done right now.
They got it in their brain.They just don't want to walk the
thirty feet or whatever it's near thecurrent returns. You know what, man,
you got life figured out? Ido see did you hit it?

(41:15):
How dare he's married? Did youget her in digits? So this is
the thing. It's like when youwatch the news, you think the whole
world is because it's all murders,fan disaster. But when you like the
same thing with cart narks. Everyday people send to me photos and videos
all these awful. When you talkto ladies like this, you're like,
Okay, most people are saying mostpeople are rational. That being said,
I have another clip from someone whotook KRT narking to the next level.

(41:38):
This is Mark Rober. He's aYouTuber. He's famous for his glitter bomb
prank. Oh yeah yeah, formerNational Engineer. He's done like four years
of this glitter bomb thing where heporch pirate skates. You know he exploded
upon with glitter. Well, he'sgot a new show on Discovery called Revengineers
where he takes his engineering skills ofhim and his crack team of scientists.

(42:00):
I like the name Revengeers. Sohim and in miche Welder and a computer
programmer they get together. In thiscase, what they did is they took
like a hoverboard that what he famouslyfell off of one time, took the
wheels off that put it on ashopping cart, so it basically became a
remote control shopping cart. They tookthat and like nice. So what they
did, it's something cool. Theydid something I'm not allowed to do anymore.
They waited for people to leave theircards out. Wonder where they got
that idea from, and then theywould take their remote control shopping carts and

(42:22):
roll them behind people's cars pit maneuver, which I was advised by my legal
colsmant to do. Mark Rover says, I don't care. I'm a famous
YouTuber, I'm a discovery. Ican do what I want. So here's
a clip from his show Revengineers wherethey take again carts and they pit remote
controlled cards behind perpetrators cars. Boendspotted guys. I'm oh, yeah,

(42:46):
I need to get now what dyeah yeah ah yeah, I uh,
let's see it kind of has amind of it's done. That's the problem
I had with That's obviously not Mark, that's one of his engineers. Uh,

(43:06):
they need me on the case theydo because she can't even talk to
him. Well, wasn't that partof the thing, like you're supposed to
act like you don't really know what'sgoing on, but that was pretty bad.
She was. She was the reasonhe saw that she was there controlling
the card is because she's like onecar over behind it. She might have
she could have talked about how heleft his like he doesn't even know why

(43:27):
the carts there. Sure he's notputting A and B together, at least
with my magnets, which are obviouslymuch lower tech. I'm explicitly talking about
what's going on. So they addressedthe problem in this case, they're just
like, who's driving shopping carts around? Why do you think maybe I'm trying
to think of how, like fromyou said, a legal standpoint, they
can get it cleared, Like doyou think like the drivers is set up?
No? No, No, someonewho's never gonna bring any kind of

(43:49):
like you know, old challenge.I see what you're saying there, And
I watched the whole episode of Revengineers, and these people were just they weren't
interesting enough. Like if I wereif I were putting a plant, I
would put like Hartner's guys, who'sgonna scream and fight and pull guns?
Right? Are not plants obviously,right, but yeah, that's yeah.
So they did another version again,same similar correct results. The nerve of

(44:13):
this lady. You gotta admire theirony here. She's complaining about the very
problem that she creates for others bynot returning her why the voice, that's
why. That's why I don't like. I like Mark Robert for what he
does for science and engineering. Ireally do. Like he just got like
a kids program. Used to belike a behind the scenes guy, but
his presentation is so like cheese,it's for kids. Well that's yeah,

(44:37):
he fell into that travel like I'mgonna chocolate like this. Well, you
know there's a guy like Mark Burnettwho has done all those reality shows,
but he's not on camera. Youknow, Like, now, you're really
good at coming up with all thisstuff the people. Why again, Mark
Robert, very punchable face, friendlywith Jimmy Kim All again. Maybe hire
me next time, Mark, andI'll update drama a little bit. For

(44:59):
the cartn arcs, everybody, what'syour cart? Smash everybody, carnark,
what you're gonna do? What you'regonna do? The gun? The next
person that pulled in there has toworry about your card. Does the next
person that pulled out door about yourcard? Yes or no? A guy
can pull in and put but notas well because you block part of the

(45:20):
spot as well. Yes, itdoes. What if they want out with
their toil? Yes? Sucking?I guess the bloody bullet points or what
do you show next? The shownothing? It's always the dumbest people who

(45:45):
want to fight you, you know, yeah for real, But it's cartn
arcs her that lady there, healways gotten out of control. Tipping.
We've talked about the places that neverused to ask your situations, that never
used to even ask for a tip. Now all of a sudd and there's
a new term, tipping fatigue.You're gonna see pop it up. There's
a big right up in the WallStreet Journal about how customers are now being

(46:07):
asked leaf tips at self checkouts forwho. One of the examples in the
Wall Street Journal article was Newark Airportin New Jersey. Like you buy something
at one of the self checkout kiosks, like a bottle of water whatever,
and it asks you if you wantto leave a ten or twenty percent on
your six dollar water zero? Yeahexactly, I believe Honestly, that is

(46:30):
just lazy software updates of you know, these companies updating the software for self
checkout out. I hope it wasthe first time somebody would notice that and
go, oh, why is that? They would just like disable that right.
The store likes because it's not everydigital checkout that asked for a tip
there, like the grocery store isnot yet ask you ask you for a

(46:51):
tip. Personally, I believe it'sjust laziness. But the kiosk that still
has the person there even though Igrab all my items, why am I
still to being and yeah, you'regiving them? Yeah, yeah, it's
crazy. And then also the musicfestivals where the drinks are one hundred bucks,
they're like, would you like thetip thirty percent? No, yeah,
exactly, that's the thing when andthen when the something like a soda

(47:15):
is five dollars, like, I'mnot gonna tip to you twenty percent for
a five an overpriced soda, I'llgive you like a dollar. Even then
even then that's you know, that'swhy I always hit custom and then I
yeah and zero, I'm saying,but if that's the only thing I'm getting,
I'm out. You know, I'mprobably not doing a tip. I've
I just got the soda. Butlike, if I'm at a bar and
I go, I'm gonna have asoda and then a beer and then maybe

(47:37):
like you know, whatever Greg Drinksis a little cocktail or whatever. Yeah,
okay, fine, you know,I'll give you a dollar per alcoholic
drink, right, you know,and then nothing on the soda. But
you got a couple of bucks tipout of whatever that is for three minutes
of walking back and for but atLa prices or Vegas prices or whatever.
When that's you know, fifty dollars, I'm not giving you a ten dollars

(47:58):
tip. Right. The other thingthat article points out is how the tipping
percentage has, as I've been sayinggone through the roof over the years,
that it originally was ten percent.Now it's twenty plus. Let's be European.
There's two other examples from the article. Petco Park in San Diego's with
the padres play. You grab abeer from the self surfridge and you check
out, and they ask for atip for who you grabbed your own beer,

(48:19):
You did the self checkout, youinteracted with nobody. It should be
a discount instead of a tip.Isn't that what Domino is doing if you
pick up your own self delivering whatthey call it. Also the first unionized
Apple store in Maryland. They nowhave their labor union in talks with Apple
about a tipping system at the AppleStore. So if you pay with your

(48:40):
card at the Apple Store, youbuy your new laptop or your iPhone or
whatever, it's going to ask youif you'd like to give it three,
a five percent or a custom tipat checkout on no, thanks, uh
no. And the thing is they'resaying like, even though this is from
the labor union for this one unionizedApple store in Maryland, if they do
for this one, they're gonna haveto do it for all of them because

(49:02):
Apple has a rule, like acompany policy that if an employee, as
of right now, if an employeeaccepts a tip from a customer, they're
fired. So they're not allowed toaccept tips. But if they allow at
this one store, they're gonna haveto allow it at all of them.
Yeah, get the f out ofhere. Crazy, it's out of control.
It's out of control. You're right, Ray, I'll take a hammer

(49:25):
and you know how, you flipit up in the air, so it
doesn't full flip and then you catchit. Yeah, but I'll do that
like my car like what dude.Well, we always said if this radio
thing doesn't work out for Greg,he can always give mammograms. He loves

(49:45):
grabbing boobs. He doesn't. Yeah, he gets a little drunk and he
goes straight. He grabs butts,he grabs. But we we coined at
one point getting Greg, yeah,because it was happening. So it was
happening so well once we coined it. Yeah. Greg has tried to tie.
He tried to curb him, buthis animal instincts just take over,
it, doesn't. He make outwith some girls like me, know,

(50:07):
some moll enough Yeah, um,Julian, there's there's a photos nice Oh
really Yeah yeah I think I madethat with her. Yeah, I think
it doesn't count. Yeah. Shealso drunkly made up with my girlfriend in
front of me too. Yeah.Yeah, that's the third thing. Yeah,

(50:28):
Ji, heads up, ladies.It looks like the new breast cancer
screening guidelines are to get a mamogramevery other year, starting at forty now
instead of fifty. Yet back,they've learned a lot and they could do
a lot more than they could sincethe guidelines were last updated in twenty sixteen.
They believed that moving the screening downto forty could save nineteen percent more

(50:50):
lives, So that's significant. Yeah, And they said it's really key for
African American women to get this donebecause they have the most deaths from breast
cancer. Buy a lot geez.Experts think that women should be even doing
it once a year, even thoughthe guideline is every other year. Well,
I think it depends on your riskfactor, you know, if it's
in the family. But still oneof those things like why not. I

(51:13):
mean, if you're going in,you're getting a check out every year.
I do it once a year.Yeah, Now then you go a long
time. I went during COVID,I did not get one, So I
went a couple of years without.I thought it was even before that,
like for whatever reason, you justknow, not gone. I keep getting
the mammograms because the technology is soimproved. Yeah, it's not comfortable,

(51:34):
no, but it's not like reallyreally like they kind of crush you know
how they have like those dogs againstsense seizures and stuff, right, cancer
and smell cancers and stuff like youknow, Greg can train himself or just
with his hands he can feel professional. There's cancer in there, and so
all he needs is a couple ofdrinks to activate that skill. That's right.

(51:55):
Teach me how to do it andI'll remember. Wouldn't that be more
enjoyable rape from Greg? Yeah?And it's like, and you have an
option, you know what I mean. So, like, if it's a
little awkward for you for him tobe facing you while you do it,
like you can always like shump youfrom behind behind yeah. Yeah, And
if it makes you feel more comfortable, I'll get drunk first and I'll start

(52:15):
a company called cancer Coppers, cancerCuppers. Yeah, I just cup you
exactly. By the time Greg wouldfeel the lump you're it's too trouble.
No, he would have as hewould have as good as shot as an
actual ammagram. That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm telling you the three
D technology can spot it real early. Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
Greg, I think under the rightcircumstances, I think he'd be able to

(52:37):
do the same thing. What aboutit if he can't explain it? Sniffing,
It's like how animals have. Somethings can't be explained. Yeah,
sniffing and cupping Greg's hands aren't threeD. Yeah, they are. They're
real. They're right here exactly.Now, if you want to get like
real I mean like down to likea granule, you know, kind of
level granular, you know, likeyou can you know, you could also

(53:00):
opt for the for the tongue kissing. Yeah. Is that an extra fee?
Yeah, heightens you know when theysay like brnching extra fee. When
they say, like you're at thedentist, you know, and they're like,
oh, well we can do awhatever treatment for you know, whatever
the act your teeth or if you'regetting your eyes checked out, Well,
you know we can always they havelike some special thing they do to check

(53:21):
like a like behind the behind theeye or whatever it is. It's a
deeper test. Yeah, that's adeeper test you got to like opt into.
Right. What about liking liking,liking taste test the tongue. Yeah,
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will be it. You can sendus like a message on Facebook with it.
You don't like post it soever,but I can see yeah. But
we'll share those when we get intothat topic. What is your unpopular opinion?

(56:05):
Like d Snyder was supposed to perform, we're not going to take it
at the San Francisco Pride Festival,but that's not happening. And I'm sure
you saw that little controversy, andit was because he supported Paul Stanley from
Kiss his tweet about pushing gender identityon children. But don't worry, though,
everybody, because D says he's goingto continue to be an ally for
the lgbt Q I A plus community, Thank god D. And that one

(56:31):
song, even the one song,They're a man Who's gotten more mileage?
You know that song? Yeah,there was. Where's the other one?
I had sent something to Greg andI didn't know, I mean because the
oh you just used to be lgbthold on, I gotta hear numbers in

(56:52):
the Yeah, there's all kinds ofthere's numbers now, yeah, yeah,
lgbt Q I p A two thenumber two S plus. Yeah, the
two. As I looked into thatafter you sent that to me was it's
two spirited. What the heck doesthat mean? I don't know. I'm
not exactly sure. It just doesn'troll off the tongue, like you can't
say not two spirited, two spiritsorry so spirit? Well, you know

(57:15):
I'm a big ally of the lgbtQ I p A two S plus community,
all right, Like it just doesn'tIt's like super fragic, cadualistic,
explodocious. Geez man, oh mygod, I leave your unpopular opinion on
the Facebook. After hour's voicemail,you can text it over two two nine
eighty seven. Okay, it's twoSpirit refers broadly to all queer indigenous people.

(57:39):
All Right, it's too confusing.Cool, be whatever you want to
be. One of the other lettersdoesn't cover that. Yeah, be who
you are. Whatever can you putare in there for Russian Estonia all right,
yeah, I mean that's the thing. No, not to fund this
particularly, but they're always looking forsomething else. What's the next? How
can I It's never like okay,we're done, yep, yeah, or

(58:00):
kitchen just like at this point,because it's it's becoming too run on,
you know, so like once y'allget together, Greg, all your people
have a meeting, everybody have ameeting, and then come up with something
shorter. Simplify simple, Yeah,simplify right, I agree, guys,
go this has gotten a little outof control. And now they even added
to the rainbow flag. It's likewhen things in your house, like things

(58:22):
that the kitchen start going bad,like okay, this one outlet doesn't work
now, and then that's something else. The tape is holding something else.
But at some point, you like, guys, here, this is what
We're gonna do ye start fresh.Wesen added to the flag. Oh everyone,
it's like a brown and blue babyblue and pink triangle or something like
that. I can't even keep up. I don't know. You guys excited
about Beetlejuice too? No, no, no, you didn't love Beetlejuice.

(58:47):
That's the question. The question ispeople's just too well. I like it
because so number one, it's happening. But Michael Keaton is going to be
Beetlejuice again, which is cool.That's cool. When On a Rider is
back. Jenna Ortega sweet, he'ssaying this because she's in everything. So
the girl now, yeah, playingthe daughter of one on a writer's character

(59:08):
from the original, which was innineteen eighty eight. I believe Justin Throw
is also going to be in this. Oh well, now I'm over the
top. And they're beginning filming thisweek in London. Awesome, And Warner
Brothers has announced it's going to beout next September. I know my wife
and my son, those two they'regoing to be psyched. They seen musical

(59:30):
as I have. How did yousee it on Broadway? It was not
I'm the production is cool, likethe sets are nice, but it was
definitely for two. Now do youlike are you a fan of musicals at
all? No? But like Itry to get I try to go to
something that is your cultured, funand interesting. Like I'm not going to
go to stupid ass Chicago or itis not stupid nothing singing nothing nothings singing

(59:51):
and dancing. So when I dogo, I try to go to something
fun like Mormons ip Fanom in theopera. Right, I went to Fanom
of the op It's done right.Yeah, it'll always be right. But
in London, right, Starting thisfall, there's gonna be a change coming
to your local AMC movie theater.Rave. What's this? They're gonna start

(01:00:13):
selling generic candy? So you likekit kat will here? Try a kit
Kate? Here's the worst version ofan already crappy candy. Who's asking for
that? Or maybe you're not achocolate person. You prefer some sour flavored
children? Oh? What you knowis it just will there be both options?
Well? So, yeah, they'restill going to carry some of the

(01:00:35):
name brand stuff, but you're gonnahave to pay a lot more for it
because AMC says the price for wholesalecandy has gotten out of control, and
so they've come up with this planto manufacture their own private label brand of
popular candies, which means they cancharge less money for it and still have
a higher profit margin than carrying thename brand. But they already have a
thousand percent profit margin on the foodmore. That's that's the that's the famous

(01:01:00):
joke is it's a trillion dollars whenyou yeah, maybe people aren't buying the
candy. I almost see people buyingpopcorn, popcorns, hot dogs. You
got to get a little popcorn,yeah, but I want some off brand
soda too. You know, I'venever seen anybody doctor thunder. I've never
seen anybody get like they're always onthe many wings, you know, or

(01:01:22):
like some of those other things,like a burger I've I've not seen unless
you're at one of those theaters wherethey serve you dinner actually better, but
I've never been to one of those. I usually get like chicken strips or
something. I've never seen anybody order. I've seen like, you know,
get a pretzel or the pretzel bitesor you know, things like that,
nothing with like a knock, Yeah, like a nachos or what I have
not maybe a hot dog. Imight have seen a hot dog, but

(01:01:43):
like I've not seen anybody like,well you have wings, you know,
thanks, I don't wings. Itjust doesn't seem very convenient in a movie
or appetizing hot dogs almost every time, almost almost, I would say ninety
percent of the time. Yeah,see that, I believe I've just never
witnessed it. I see that.How it on the menus? Yeah right
now. But it's one thing tooffer it, right, Yeah, it's

(01:02:05):
one thing to bring a wing intoGreg. They do have those bigger bags
of the M and m's. I'msure, like, no, not big
enough really, I'm back on therejust a movie who that's not big enough?
Now, you got a handful it, you know, I know.
But those like buy some family size, no rave party size, party size,
PARTI PARTYI, yeah, oh yeahit is. And the movie theater

(01:02:28):
ones. Yeah they're sharable. Yeah, they're sharable family size, family of
one and then party size. Yeah, I think probably sharables the movie theater
size. But even sharables that's liketheir king sized version of just the right.
There's the regular like candy bar likeyou know, grocery store checkout one
then there's the king size, whichis the sharable. Then you got the
family size and then the party sizepart. What's the one that comes in

(01:02:52):
the plastic tub. I don't knowthe Costco size. Bucket size, yeah,
and is there a bucket? Butback in the day bag you can
sit on that it's a chair andthen just crab hand holes. As the
show goes. Back in the daythough, I was just sneaking food and
I'll call off. Yeah, Iwas hosting a Guardian's premium and some family

(01:03:15):
smuggled just bags. They were justcarrying bags of food. That's awesome.
Apparently apparently not they were grocery storebags. I got like a pizza delivery
or yeah, well door dash showup to the theater for some crab legs
and some chilion a bread bowl formy movie. Since you carry a grocery

(01:03:38):
store back with you for your files, I don't know, these are my
files. These are my files work. That's the thing. People get me
crab about that all the time.Like you know, you can get like
a bag, like like a backpackeror stuff like that, which I do
have, but like I'm carrying stuffback and forth. How people used to
have like a briefcase or shoulder bag, you know, like a messenger bag

(01:03:59):
kind of thing. Yeah, mine'sa seven eleven bag. I got one
of those plastic seven eleven bags.And you know what what's wrong with that?
It works called being green. It'sbecause you're a hardcore environmental Yeah,
yeah, I care about this right. Yeah, we got a brand new
redneck News. So what do youshow if your dental plan is a piece

(01:04:19):
of strength tied to the exhaust pipof an a TV. I regret to
inform you that that is, infact red nick news and today's redneck news.
It's from Delaware where the police theyresponded to a call about a guy
at a Lowe's home improvement store whohad been doing some shoplifting and he passed

(01:04:43):
out in one of the aisles.To the report, he had huffed multiple
cans of air duster too. Now, before it got to that point,
he had also exposed his genitals andpuked all over himself to the store.
Okay, super classic, What anafternoon. Anyway, the cops arrived,
the dude gets to his feet,but he's not going to go without a

(01:05:04):
fight. He makes a fist,but the officer is just not having any
of it, and he just tasteshis ass and he was arrested, taking
the jail charge with seven crimes,including a resisting arrest, shoplifting, loudness.
But check this out. They hadjust arrested this same guy earlier in
the same week outside of a riteaid pharmacy, the same general behavior shoplifting,

(01:05:25):
huffing, trying to fight people.You know, it's almost as if
when you catch and release his criminals, they go right back to the criminals.
It's almost like the same small groupof people are responsible for most of
the crimla. It's almost it's almostlike jails shouldn't have revolving doors' hold on.
In this case, we did getto see Weener tho. Yeah,
and it was hilarious, right men, I mean so funny. So he's

(01:05:46):
waiting for his court dad on thatone too. So that's from Delaware where
a guy stole a bunch of cansof duster, got high, whipped out
his junk, puped all over himself, and then tried to fight the cops.
Weener and manis reset, I'm likebad boy and after menaces heard and
that is today's rad Dick. Wegot some more when the show coming up

(01:06:11):
for your next tank boy Howdy,that show got a tasty kid doing show
will be right back and now backto show. Well. One of the
trending news headlines that you will seeis that after god, you know how
many years MTV News thirty six years, thirty six years, MTV News no

(01:06:33):
longer paramount shut down that whole division, which I'm surprised they were still doing.
I thought it ended thirty two years. Yeah, it made more sense.
It made more sense when um,when the internet wasn't around. Yeah,
well, when the Internet wasn't around, but also when they were doing
more music stuff and it was alot of music news and right, they
were never doing like really hard hittingnews unless it has something to do in
some way, shape or form withwith music. I was going to Kurt

(01:06:56):
Cobain died. You want to hearthat clip. So this is this is
what the news when it actually Yeah, this is the MTV News cup of
when they went on the air withKurt Cobain's death. Fine Kurt Loder with
an MTV News special report on avery sad day. Kurt Cobain, the
leader of one of the rock's mostgifted and promising bands Nirvana is dead and
this is the story as we knowit so far. Cobain's body was found
in a house in Seattle on Fridaymorning. He was dead of an apparently

(01:07:18):
self inflicted shotgun blast to the head. Police found what is said to be
a suicide note at the scene,but have not yet divulged its contents.
Cobain, who was twenty seven,had reportedly been missing for about six days,
according to his mother. Yeah,so that's like right when it happened.
Oh my god, I remember theend. It's like that that thing
they would play at the end ofthe news MTV news. You first,

(01:07:44):
so good. I love Kurt Loder, He's so good. First of all,
Loader seventy eight is really the Loaderstill around? Right? Rules?
Yeah, it looks pretty good too, I mean first seventy eight, Oh
my god, you want him sexuallywell now, because I was like wow
when I saw this story, I'mlike, I wonder what Kurt Loader?
Is he alive? For the what'she doing in the y I've never thought

(01:08:06):
he was that old. Really.He seemed like he was always like always
see him. He was the adultin the room. Yeah, at news
he was. Yeah, but backthen when I thought, oh wow,
Kurt's the old guy. He wasprobably like forty, right, yeah,
if that that, But today welearned what he wants him. Yeah,

(01:08:27):
oh dude definitely said oh man.Yeah, we looked him up and he
looks so fine, still hot,Yeah, yeah, he looks fine.
It was sexy y, you knowyeah, yeah, sure, that's right.
He was the man. You're thedaddy, You're you're Kurt Loader daddy.

(01:08:47):
He best brought up. And itgot me thinking, you don't see
those guys dressed with just the silverpaint anymore on the streets. You know
though. It was weird people thatare all trying to like leave money,
and they had like those statues,right, those things like they never spoke.
Yeah, you know, like thesilver or gold man statue people.
I don't really see those people,I think, because that's too much effort

(01:09:09):
these days. Now people just throwon cheap Amazon costumes. Yeah yeah,
it's off brand Mickey Minnie, offbrand Elmo, all that kind of stuff.
But those those like silver and goldpainted people were so big. For
a minute, they were much likeMTV news, right, but they were
walking around where they are exactly youknow how the most touristy spots you can

(01:09:30):
find. Yeah, but it's notlike I'm never in area. Like I
just feel like you used to seethem a lot more. Come on,
Silver and Gold. Yes, I'mthere. I'm in Times Square. They're
not there, really. Yeah,they're much less, maybe one or two
everyone. But yeah, like Isaid, it takes you gotta put all
the makeup on, too much effort. Yeah, otherwise you just walk around
in the grubby SpongeBob ste There yougo, Silver and Gold men, alight,

(01:09:53):
it's over MTV News. You arefirst Gracen have the trending news headlines
coming up for us next. Hangup, Oh great, the costs are
here. Okay, sit tight fora few of The Woody Show. Will
be right back as soon as theyheat dies down. Okay, come here,
nice fucking get down. All right. Well, we've got a lot

(01:10:17):
of giveaway. It's a lot ofchance for you to get on the guest
list for the Woody Show Fiesta onFriday, fantastic happening at the Conga Room
with all time low. We've gotthe Game of Thrones live concert experience tickets
to give away this morning as wellon the fiesta tickets. You know,
for every show, there are someholds, meaning for you know, staff,

(01:10:41):
for the band, for the venueand things like that, and at
a certain point they always release thoseholds. And I had told you um
on Monday that we would at somepoint know what that number was and be
able to release those holds and putsome additional tickets on sale for the Fiesta
on Friday. And now official it'shappening tomorrow morning. Excellent, So tomorrow

(01:11:02):
morning at five am, whatever we'vegot we're putting on sale and once they're
gone, they're gone. And thenat that point true the only way to
to get it and will be towin, which we're still gonna have your
chances all all this week, good, all the way through the day on
Friday, so I chance to wintickets for the fis to this hour,
we're coming up right around six fiftyhere on the Woody Show. Phoness,

(01:11:25):
you're up at eight seven seven fortyfour. Woody. You can hit some
of the text over to two twonine eight seven. The question here do
you cover the camera on your laptopwhen you're using it or even if you're
not using it because you're worried thatsomebody might be spying on you, or
could spy on you. I do, I haven't or does I did it

(01:11:46):
back in the day, but nowI do. Yeah. The only time
I would even think about it wouldbe like if you're watching like porn on
your phone, and you know whatI mean, Like, I mean,
God's watching at all times. That'strue. I mean Jesus see, and
your relatives have departed, right,yeah, you're dead relatives. Yeah,
but yeah, I do. I'veseen too many dumb, scary movies where

(01:12:10):
they were watching through somebody's camera,like, yup, I don't even care
if it's not real, I'm tapingit. Thirty five percent of people say
they do now. According to thesecurity experts, they say, it is
possible that somebody could spine, butit's not even close to being likely.
Like, sure, you could actuallydownload, you know, malware, and
that'll let somebody maybe take over yourcamera. You know, that's what you

(01:12:32):
get. But in general, yougotta be careful what you're clicking on and
what you install and things like that. But and I'm like, Okay,
this makes a lot of sense.They say, your biggest risk is not
spies. It's not spies, it'syou. It's it's you. Yourself at
something. Yeah, hackers aren't eventhe ones who get you broadcasting stuff.
You want people to see your here, it's your own damn fault. Yeah,

(01:12:55):
because people forget to close down thecamera or they you know, forget
to you know, log off ofthe zoom call or whatever it is,
next thing into or this I sawduring the pandemic. There were a few
things like that. One was thiswoman and she thought she had turned her
camera off on her zoom call likebusiness you know call, and there she
was like sitting on the toilet.Oh yeah, and everybody's like, hey,

(01:13:17):
h Sarah, we can see you, Sarah. All right. About
some of the trending news headlines forthis Wednesday morning, Gregory Oh, Roddy
Well. A jury in New Yorkfound former President Trump liabel for battery and
defamation in that civil case against himby e Gene Carroll, who claims he

(01:13:40):
sexually attacked her and then denied it, saying, quote, she's not my
type. So the civil charge wasfor rape, but the jury came back
with battery, and Trump's team saysit's all a hoax and a lie.
In the award now for hers fivemillion dollars more potential good news in the
world of AI. So the Journalof Medicine they published the study. It
shows that ai I can predict therisk of pancreatic cancer up to three years

(01:14:02):
in advance. That's so awesome,that's so cool. That is cool.
And they do it by analyzing apatient's medical records and other methods, by
looking at specific traits of that patient. You know what kind of risks they're
at. Now. The study,of course points out that it will assist
clinicians in identifying people at high risk. It won't just do the job for
them, right. More research,they say, is needed to test AI's

(01:14:26):
accuracy and effectiveness. But still greatpotential news. It's the opposite of the
scale from when you get diagnosed withlike prostate cancer, skin cancer, cancer,
things like that, like those.There's a lot of breast cancer,
testicular cancer, all those. There'sa lot they can do for it,
especially if you catch it early.Yeah, Like pancreatic cancer is just so

(01:14:48):
brutal. The five year survival rateon that is like awful, awful.
There's a speaking of the cancer stuff, there's a new study suggesting that drugs
like ozempic and would go vi couldbe used to fight cancer. Nice,
really now you really can't get Ineed it. So they explored the benefits

(01:15:08):
of the medications that are commonly usedto fight obesity and found that having a
once a week injection of these drugshad the potential to jump start the functions
in natural killer cells. And thoseare immune system cells in a person's body
that can attack tumor and virus cells. And they say obesity can disrupt the
function of these immune cells, puttingpeople you know who are abese at a

(01:15:30):
higher risk of developing cancer. Butthe drugs like ozepic and will Gobe are
being shown now to jump start thosefunctions. Wow, pretty cool, that's
very cool. Are you still doingit? Yeah? Has it affected your
sleep or your moon? Because Iknow somebody that did it and stopped doing
it because their sleep was so disrupted, their mood was bad. No,

(01:15:51):
it messed up my poop schedule.But because it slows your digestion and so
you're holding food in your stomach longer, it slows and digestion some people report
like, you know, a lotof like constipation, which it's not that,
just everything's just kind of slowed downeating and maybe yeah, well,
I'm not. I have heard aboutthe constipation thing. Yeah that I think

(01:16:12):
that maybe that's what led to crankiness. You know, you can't sleep and
you're constipated and or a ring sleepscore was like a ninety three yesterday you
got an a good job. Um. You know how we say it always
sucks they have to pay for insuranceand then you hope that you never even
need the insurance all that money forand you and you're hoping you actually don't

(01:16:35):
need what you pay for, right, So along those lines, I think
it sucks that the FBI even hadto make this video. Some people are
kind of mad at the FBI foreven putting it out there, but it's
basically a PSA telling you what todo in the event of a mass shooting.
Well, so it sucks that somepeople need to see this, because
it should needs to see it.Unfortunately, the video is supposed to be

(01:16:57):
I didn't watch the whole thing's reallyrealistic. Shows people at a bar and
then a fight breaks out and thenit's gunfire, so it's made to be
super realistic. And then the voiceovertells you there are one of three things
that you should do in that event. Either run hide or fight, and
then it tells you to always rundownstairs, show your open pomps to police
if you're running towards them, anddescribe the shooter as fast as you can

(01:17:21):
to officers. And if you're trapped, they say, try to hide or
barricade yourself somewhere, and then whenyou have no other options, fight back.
Ye. Some experts say that's theproblem with the video mixed reaction.
They say that fighting back is thewrong thing to do. Well your last
resort, Yeah, exactly, they'renot saying, well, start with fighting,
try to find them. If thatdoesn't go well, then try running

(01:17:43):
and hiding. And again, unfortunately, it's like stop, drop and roll
or these other things like tornado drillsor you know, earthquake drills. Like
hopefully you'll never need it, Isaid with the insurance example, right,
But unfortunately, here's where we are. Happens every day and you know,
at least every week. And that'sthe thing, like I don't I don't
know what I would do. That'sthe thing that do you run, you

(01:18:04):
might play dead? Like what likewhat do you do? You might freeze
in that situation. Nobody knows howthey're going to react to that same thing,
like with a natural disaster. Youdon't know what you're gonna do,
ye brutal man awful. Then afourteen year old a hole in Nashville.
He went on a joy ride ina school bus that he sweet, Oh

(01:18:25):
my god, this little maniac tookthe bus from a college prep school in
Antioch, Tennessee, and then hedrove the bus seven miles on the Interstate.
Then he got off the interstate andwent another nine miles on city streets,
so grounded, drove recklessly, includingwhen he drove into a gas pump,
and then even tried to run somebodyover. So then he gets back
onto the interstate, tried to avoidsome spike strips that the cops had laid

(01:18:46):
out, and when he slowed downto try to go around the spike strips,
they smashed the glass door and tasedhis ass to get him into custody.
So now he's in juvenile detention.Nice. A slew of charge is
like vehicle theft, aggravated assault,devating arrest, reckless driving, driving without
a license, and leaving the sceneof a crash. Yeah fourteen, jeez,

(01:19:09):
we's got a bright future. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's got
a great family life. Yeah,yeah, support, Yeah, good kid.
Right. Well, now he's alegend amongst his friends. Thinking.
The worst thing I did probably doorbellditching. Did you see them? Did
you see the story about that womanin Utah? She wrote a book for

(01:19:30):
kids about like grief after her husbanddied, and now she's being charged with
his murder. Right, wow,like one of those like true crime podcast
TV show type. Her name isCorey Richards and she was arrested. I
guess they're saying that she poisoned him. She made him a moscow mule with

(01:19:53):
fentnyl and served it to him beforegoing to bed, and then she found
him later that night. And thenthey found that he had died from an
overdose of fattanel five times the lethaldose. And then and then, and
then she wrote this book called AreYou with Me? To help kids cope
with death? I know, Andshe's doing all these interviews. Some of

(01:20:14):
our friends interviewed her. Really yeah, they showing the clips. Here's a
clip from one of the interviews.So, my husband passed away unexpectedly last
year because it killed him. It'sthirty nine. It completely took us all
by shock, and we have threelittle boys, my kids and I kind
of wrote this book on the differentemotions and grieving processes that we've experienced last

(01:20:39):
year. Yeah. She even dedicatedthe book to my amazing husband and a
wonderful father. Oh wow, sosweet. Yeah. First degree aggravated murder,
three counts of second degree possession ofcontrolled substance, and tend to distribute
Like dude, It is like oneof those like true true podcast things hiding
in plains fight righte night job,draw more of attention to it. Eight

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four, Woody Man. What awhat a great idea. I don't even
know he did this, but JoeRogan has a a comedy club. Yeah,
his own comedy I didn't know hehad that. Oh he did in
Austin. Yeah. Yeah, everybody'sgoing to it now. Yeah. It's
like like a third rail stand up. They called like for for comedians who

(01:22:59):
have been canceled otherwise. Oh,I think Roseanne opened it. Yeah,
Roseanne? He said, see whoelse has been there? Dave Chappelle,
Shane Gillis. You know this islike where like you know, louise E
k could go. Yeah, whowhoever gets canceled today, They're welcome there.
They could do their show tomorrow.It's called Comedy Motherships. They're Austin,
Texas. It's probably Medis hasn't beenon account of the alien theme.

(01:23:23):
I know. Yeah, it looksso cool for comics who aren't afraid to
touch the third rail of comedy orrisky subjects. That's a pretty good idea
because that's the thing, and that'swhen. That's one thing I've always admired
about or been you know, enviouswhen it comes to comedians is that they
only work for their fans. Really, if you think about it, the
only people they have to appeal toreally are their fans. As long as

(01:23:44):
they're giving their fans what they wantand they have enough of them, they
can sustain themselves through podcast and theirshows, and that's all they really need
to worry about, right, youknow, they're not beholden to advertisers.
Unless they get a TV show ora movie. I know, but I'm
saying, if you're just like acomic and you have, like I'm trying
to think, like you know,Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura at this point,

(01:24:06):
you know they don't need I mean, of course Bert wants to do
all that stuff. He's got thatmovie coming out and everything else. I'm
saying, but like, if itcame down to it like that, those
are two guys that could just dotheir thing and they would both be fine.
I think, you know, becausethey're so super focused on just their
fans, and their fans love themlike we're like we love them. You

(01:24:28):
know. Um Louis C. KRicky Gervais. You know of course that
he still gets things, but likethat guy, he could be canceled at
any moment. He doesn't care.Why would he care. It makes all
kinds of jokes about things that arenot supposed to be joked about anymore.
But what I think what Rogan isalluding to with his venue is that the
only thing that what after everything youjust said, that they do have to

(01:24:51):
worry about venues not booking them,and that has had in the past.
Yeah, yeah, of course,they'll say something someplace and the next place
will say, oh, no,he's not performing here. Yea. It
wasn't like pell who like some someclubs pounced around a little bit, right,
Yeah, a little bit of oneof those. Um but uh,
I gotta gotta figure there's always somevenue out there who's dying to get people
in the door. Yeah, ofcourse, yeah, you know, And

(01:25:13):
I thought this is a pretty goodidea. Also, the club, you
could you know, test out material, you could do these jokes, these
risky subjects, and all cell phonesare taken to the door. A good
idea, so you think, right, yeah, suppose at least everyone took
cell phones at the Chappelle show wherewe now have video of him getting tackled
on. Those are those pouches andyou can pop those pouches. Yeah,

(01:25:38):
but I went to a show thatdid that allegedly and it wasn't. It
was not. The venue didn't wantto pay for the pouches, so they
gave you like those self sticking envelopesteelers. Like I was like, I
didn't even bother seeling like I'm notgonna take any video, but some science
news this might explain me light atthe end of the tunnel thing, Greg,

(01:25:59):
Oh, right, yeah, likewhen you die. Yeah. A
study at the University of Michigan scanpeople's brains as they were being taken off
life support and they found there's asurge of brain activity in the last few
minutes before you die. And youknow, so it's possible that could be
Like all the visualizations the uh theysee moments of consciousness like your life flashing
before your eyes kind of thing.Right, it's not an actual light from

(01:26:21):
interesting. Yeah. Right, that'sso freaky though. Yeah, And uh,
I mean there's AI news all thetime now, but soon it might
be able to read your mind.Right. Researchers are training in AI to
scan people's brain activity and translate itinto text. Uh. And their goal
is to help people like stroke victims, communicate against also to get true answers

(01:26:45):
out of rabi on anything the mostafraid of y. We just want to
help you get straight answer out ofmenace. Sometimes and you say like,
hey, man, what's the weatherlike? To uh, well, Sonny,
it's like I don't know. Justlook outside, man, you know
what's going on there? Greg,eat all of the eminem's and peanut butter.

(01:27:06):
You want only Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. Limited in our
dying. Oh they said that aboutseeing the movie. Yeah, they said
that about you could just turn itoff. I guess technology turn off the
AI turned off. See, butthat's the thing I've seen the movie where
they become too powerful and you can'tturn You can't do that. Hell right,

(01:27:30):
it's not happening. Yeah, Orfind a way to make yourself invaluable,
all them and Peter, don't adaptanything, don't learn anything about it.
Yeah, Like, don't be thatlow hanging fruit that you could just
easily be replaced by. Accept thiswhole thing. We're going to be all
murdered. Yeah, Greg's peasy.Just be smarter than AI. That's all
you got. We're all going tobe murdered. Yea murdered. It's going

(01:27:53):
And when you're dying, your lastbrain moment can be damn. That's what
Rave has been saying. What doI raby so worried about your last I'm
she's got the fewest summers left.If they come to kill me, I'm
dead. I mean, from froman age standpoint, they come kill me,
I'm dead. Yeah, you knowwho cares? You don't care?

(01:28:14):
Guys if they come kill me.I'm dead. I'm dead. Let's try.
I can't do it. But I'mjust saying you're dead. You won't
care so dead they come kill you. She's dying. She's looking out for
the next I am about my niece, nephew and Woody's kids, who are
going to be the John Connors ofthis world living underground. Who worried about
us, Nobody. It was alwaysdoom and gloom about you know, Oh,

(01:28:38):
the next generation, they're going tobe burdened with this. I remember
them, the adults, talking aboutthat kind of stuff when I was a
kid, and whatever, we figuredit out at least for our lifetime.
Our kids can figure it out fortheir lifetime, and then they can make
it their kids because they live inthe silo. Yeah, just yeah,
kick it down the road like whatever, until the Earth eventually gets sucked up
into the block and they're up inspace looking somewhary. He killed you,

(01:29:00):
Why do you care? And that'swhat super right bugging, But nobody listened.
It's so awesome. I was watchingsomething yesterday where you know, in
the next they say, you know, three to five years, it's going
to be to the point where notlike what you're getting with it now,

(01:29:23):
This is so you know, likelike a prehistoric version of what it's going
to be, so entry level anduh, they're saying, like, you
know, someone can go, oh, my kids are having some friends over,
two of them are vegan, oneof them blah blah blah blah blah,
and uh and send it so likeall of a sudden, like the

(01:29:44):
food for what you need, it'lljust arrive. What if AI is like
Star Trek the next generation Raby,Yeah, where it's just all not well,
that was a peaceful show. You'reright and lovely and it's just there
to help you and I'll never murderyou, and you just make things more
convenient. You'll have more like Rayby. You're always talking about how you don't
have time. I don't have timeto taste trash day. I don't have
time. Yeah, I have thecleaning ladies coming today. I don't have

(01:30:05):
time. Yeah. It'll be Teslarobots with AI and they'll do all your
cleaning and bring out your trash andmassage. I'll give you more time to
play your Harry Potter game. Sendit and then you know, it just
shows up. Yeah. Great,it's pretty cool. Sounds although you're me
menace is hero Stephen Stephen Stephen Hawkinghawkings, so that AI would very well

(01:30:30):
be the out of the human rangeShanga. Oh yeah that real, Yeah,
yeah, curious Hawking eight seven sevenforty four. Wood, do you
want to hit us up there?Text over to two two nine eight seven
Say hi to Steve. Who's gotsomething for us? Steve? Good morning,

(01:30:53):
Steve, good morning. What doyou guys doing? We're doing great?
What do you got? Well?Real quick, I actually have a
root forum epilepsy, and I've beenthrough what's called a water test, and
what they do is they run uma casseter basically up your crowded order.
They go to the base of yourbrain, and they basically turn off each
side of your brain because they're tryingto figure out what was wrong with me,

(01:31:14):
and slowly they innesthetize you. Sowhat they basically did was start talking
to me and slowly turn your brainoff. And I definitely were seeing things
as I was going off. Itwas the scariest thing I've ever done in
my life. That sounds like thecraziest high ever, so crazy. I
wouldn't say hi, I would saylow yea. So as they were doing
it. Yeah, it wasn't coolif they they not cool, like you

(01:31:38):
know people you hear about people onthese like crazy acid trips or whatever and
just like brutal and you can't getout of it kind of thing. It
sounds safe too, Yeah, sonot exactly. They had They had a
defigulator right next to me literally,so yeah, it wasn't Did they figure
anything out for you well in thelong run, know, because it went

(01:32:00):
from you have like four to fivethings wrong and then they did the test
and they're like, well now youhave like seven to nine things wrong though,
and then the long run Now,so I mean, what did you
see? But hey, this iswhat I wanted? Yea, what do
you see? It started out isjust the pictures, you know, as
they slowly turned you off, andthen I started kind of bringing up memories
of as I was a kid,and then as I went completely out,

(01:32:21):
I just basically just started seeing lights. And then as they brought me back
was the really scary part because thenyou just immediately come back and they're all
staring at you, going what didyou see? Tell us immediately what you
see? And then when and thenwhen they went to the other side and
started turning off the other side.I started coming back with memories as I
was a teenager, and then theyslowly just went off. And then again

(01:32:44):
they wake you up immediately, andwhen you start telling them the stuff,
their eyes get real big, youknow, because it's you're kind of a
lab rat in that situation. Andthen when their eyes get big, you
start looking back at them, goingwhy are they doing that? It gets
a little scary. So now thatnow that you have all this understanding of
it, do do you have likenightmares based on that? Well, to

(01:33:05):
be honest, I have seizures prettymuch every night, so it's kind of
if you with the nightmares. Butyes, I will never ever do that.
Testing unity terrified me. It didit seem realistic or was it dream
like? No? It was veryrealistic. No, it was like I
was there, easy stuff. I'mwith Greg. All that stuff's fascinating.

(01:33:25):
Like, I really don't think anythinglike when you die, you know,
people are like, oh, Idon't know, Like I don't really think
anything happens. I think it's kindof like when you fall asleep at night
and then you're like it's over.It's yeah, it's just it's just over,
and I realize that's you know,different from basic you know, different
religions and whatever what happens next.But you know, I thought the seam
as you until I did that test. Well, I think when you're dying,

(01:33:46):
because your body, you know,naturally will fight, you know,
to survive, right, like youknow it has that that fight instinct.
But like you know, so that'sthat's the whole like powering down. Do
you ever turn something off and thelight still on? Like unpug something in
the green light for like that justshows us plugged in the indicator light.
It's and it's slowly just like eventhough it hasn't been connected to the power

(01:34:08):
for now like five or six seconds, you're killing it. Yeah, weird,
all right, Steve, thanks forthe comments. Really interesting stuff.
Man, Hey you guys have agreat day with nuts enough they get to
hear you guys every morning. Yeah, hey, good luck with with all
your stuff over. They can figuresomething now many appreciate. Yeah, what
the school of this girl Ava?And she had seizures all the time,

(01:34:28):
right, freaky. I mean it'snot even happening to you, but it's
just I can't imagine, Like,it's pretty weird. We're gonna take a
quick break. If you want tocall in about anything eight seven seven forty
four, Woody, you can alwaysdo that. Text over to two to
nine eight seven. We'll be rightback. This's your boy, and do
it well. Obviously I'm doing theWoody Show. Shut out. So y'all

(01:34:53):
need to Woods had your ray?Had you? Greg? Had you man
it? Because they kill you aroundhere. So you can run a tail
that the home boy, cold boy. All right. So there's somebody in
this room who potentially is being catfish. So there's another person's room who injured
themselves in a really stupid way.Oh, anybody want to take guests as

(01:35:13):
to who is who the catfish?Greg? Greg? Yeah, that would
mean he's open to a romatic days. Yeah, I know the answer.
Okay, So Sammy's being catfished,Sammy, Sammy of a catfisher injury,
menace. I'm gonna go say,uh uh, well with the person who

(01:35:43):
is being catfish, please reveal themselves. Hey it's me Sammy. What's up?
Don't know who you like? JulianEdelman? Oh yeah, Julian the
Tom Brady Julian Edman from Boston.Now I gotta I got a d M
from Let's Just Call or Lindsay,and it said, oh, hey,
how's it going. Long time?No see, I miss you? Do

(01:36:06):
you? Okay? And I lookedat the profile and it wasn't just a
relatively new profile, but it didhave a bunch of It wasn't like just
creative, it had, you know, a little bit of a several month
history behind it, yea of justnormal stuff, nothing involving you know,
everyday life stuff, nothing special.Uh. And the profile picks pretty hot.
So I was like, hill,I will entertain this. And then

(01:36:27):
as she goes, don't you rememberme? We did? And then she
sends me a bunch of emoji's drinkspartying emojis, don't you remember we?
Then some jeffs of like somebody takingtheir shirt off, and you know,
late what was that Jeff of?What's her face? Leaning down in bed?
All satisfied? And I was like, oh, okay, maybe some
slam former slam right, sure,yeah, yeah, I remember them?
All right, oh exactly exactly.I was like, Okay, probably this

(01:36:49):
happens, this happens a lot,no big deal. So I said,
let's do it again. And thenshe back and forth, She's like okay,
absolutely, don't you remember me?I was like, hey, people
do that exactly? Don't you remember? Like, can you clearly not buy
this game? Right? Give mesomething specific? Yeah? And so I

(01:37:10):
hate that. Guess what? Yeah? No, guess no. It's very
very sexually explicit talking about how deliciousher taco is. Now I remember you,
yeah, taco girls. And youknow, so I'm like, just
whatever, send me a picture.She's like, here's my number. Call
me what I'm calling. No,I'm not given some random, potentially cat

(01:37:34):
fisher phone. Just just go spendthirty dollars. Just see where it goes.
You can, you can hide thenumber. Just call from my office
phone, like, call from myoffice, I never use it, called
from our boss's phone, off fromKevin's phone. Yeah, all right,
man, So I'll send you thisnumber right now. Actually, just we
investigate the other part of the otherperson who's hurting themselves on this show,

(01:37:54):
you can. Yeah. I thought, for like one of your projects,
you would have just followed it allthe way just to see where it would
go. That's the thing. Andthen once they start asking for you know,
like, hey, don't you rememberyou gave me your so scared number?
What was that again, getting coolhot chick cool, Yes, the
things I don't know. I waslike, maybe if I was a younger

(01:38:15):
man, I would have done that, But it's like this pros like,
oh, are we banging or not? Come on, let's go, Let's
get to it. Let's with thegames, get to the good stuff,
get to the slamming call from whateverphone you want. I don't care.
Yeah, I'll go ahead, Yeah, go see. Do you know what
your start is going to be?Menace by the way, Yeah yeah yeah.
By the way, menace is notthe person who hurt himself. Yeah,

(01:38:38):
we're not the story. Yes,um, so with the person who
hurt themselves in a really dumb way, please reveal themselves. I'm currently in
child injured, I know, andso basically so we get some texts sometimes
Raby, I need a new showto watch. What are you watching?
And the answer to that is nothing, because I'm watching like shows I already

(01:39:02):
like, like Yellow Jackets Ted Lasso. But basically, since February seventh,
when Hogwarts Legacy came out, allI'm doing is gaming, gaming, gaming,
gaming, gaming. I played HogwartsLegacy through four times to one hundred
percent in each house, and thenand now I'm playing just which I put
it on like super baby mode,and so now I can get through the

(01:39:25):
game. I can't. I can'tget through it on like normal mode.
It's on. You can't get iton adult mode. Bird Price my first
game mode. And so now soI'm playing it a lot more because now
I can get through it and it'smore fun, you know, I can
kill things, and so it's better. But all of a sudden, I

(01:39:45):
have bad pain in my forearm.It is repetitive. It's a repetitive strange
from like a tennis elbow or likea carton with a carboal tunnel. Yeah,
kind of thing because of too muchrepetitive motion. And so you know,
I'm reading up about it, readingup on like some exercises I can

(01:40:09):
do, it, says the elderlyare most comely. So like there's just
pain in my right arm, justkind of starting a little above my wrist
up to my elbow. And it'sjust kind of one of those things like
bowlers have. It's like one ofthose like hit like A and B and

(01:40:31):
X and y so much pulling triggers. Oh my god, I wonder if
that's been a thing, you know, for doctors. Have doctors seen an
uptick in people coming in with gaming? And you know people sing these computers
like NonStop A lot doesn't help either, Yeah, like I know, like
carpal tunnel for mouse clicking, right, and you know you see stories about

(01:40:55):
that everyone's wanting, but just forgaming. Yeah, And isn't there an
increase in people with bad poster andneck problems because you're always looking down at
their phones? Yeah? Probably,yes, repetitive straight. I was reading
something about like, because my sleepposition is something called it's uh, it's
it's it's called car crash victim orsomething like that, car crash victim.

(01:41:15):
Yeah, so you're kind of laying. The way I lay in bed is
I'm um more on my side,but my arms are like up above me
almost like my one arms on myside. Like if I lay on my
left side, for example, myone arm is up there's a pillow,
Like my my arm is on thebed, followed by pillow, followed by
my head. So I'm I'm layingon my arm with a pillow in between,
and then I have my leg that'sover the top since I'm laying my

(01:41:38):
left side, my right leg likealmost I got a figure four position,
you know, on my side,and they say that is the absolute worst
position that you could be sleeping in. And I guess a lot of people
sleep that way. Um, Andthey're you know, they're they're talking about
how, first of all, yournext twisted not to mention, your lower
back is like in a weird position, because not only is it's not like

(01:42:01):
straight above your they didn't see anythingabout that, but they did say that
you are you're opening yourself up tolike posture neck and I'm thinking, like,
yeah, I have terrible posture.I have you know, I have
neck pain, you know, prettyconsistently. Um. And then all the
other thing that sucks about that position, although it's the only position I can

(01:42:23):
fall asleep in, which that's whatblows, is that your arm completely goes
of course dead every once in awhile. Yeah, yeah, every every
once in a while, but like, um, not as much as you
used to. I don't know whatwhat changed, or maybe maybe all the
nerves are dead. They do makespecial pillows for that that like where you
where you like thread your arm through. That's cool. I'll thread a hole.

(01:42:45):
I did selaying that game, that'sright. I would like to report
back that and maybe I watched itat a horrible point in the game.
It was just like Animal crossing.All she did, whatever character she was
was run around, do not andthen at one point she kind of climbed
a wall, and then once shegot to the top of that wall,
she was on a platform and sheran around. Wait so she hadn't you

(01:43:05):
over her house? And she satthere and played games. We were we
were heading off to sea masts,all right, like what a nice host.
And then she turns around the watchwe play and then looked down at
the thing and then turned around rananother way. I'm like, that's how.
That's what When I was watching thatstupid Harry Potter game play, that's
all they were doing. He's heran through a hall, talk to a

(01:43:27):
person. Yeah, looked around bunch, ran around some more and there was
no fighting. There was no actualworld stuff. Literally what you do an
open world? I mean look atlike remember like sim City and all the
SIMS games that Farmville, Like,what are you doing on that? Well
it's all kind of good. Can'thave like sex on it? Now?
Oh good? I think that's whypeople like it. Why did you get

(01:43:47):
her menaces back? I am soyou called the number. I called the
number. Unfortunately they did not pickup, but they did have a answering
machine, lady a lady voice.And then so I left this message.
Please record your message. When youfinished recording, you may hang up or
press one for more often. Yo, what's popping and Sea Bass? You've

(01:44:10):
been hitting me on DM? Iwant to see what's up? You know,
if you want to slam or not? You feel me, let's get
it cracking colage boy? You knowwhat time it is? All right?
All right? Yeah, will geta voicemail. Maybe not no, like
she will receive that message. Maybeshe'll hit you Up's gonna be like,

(01:44:30):
oh I remember Sea Bass talking likethat? Yeah, what if it is
legit? Wow, you've chaired whathappened to you? He's like now most
one of those? Yeah boy,good luck with that. I'll keep us
updated on the on the cat fishingSea Bass? Yeah, man, because
I have I have a theory aboutwho it might be. But yeah,

(01:44:54):
she she doesn't act like this,like I don't see, I don't,
I don't I don't tell the people. It's funny because you don't talk like
that. So you're both confused.Maybe in heaven yeah, and then raybe.
Somebody said they're a massage therapist.You just need some good deep tissue
on your forearms. Yeah, andwas stretching. You'll be painfree within a
day. It's not too off.Stuff like that is nerve a lot of
time. It is carple tunnel stuffinflammation. Yes, somebody said, just

(01:45:15):
get a brace and keep pushing throughMorewood. Show's name is all right,
welcome back. Yeah. There's ateacher in Florida charged with child abuse after

(01:45:36):
she allowed a seventh grade great student. She wants to fit in, right,
this is not the seventh grade.The teacher wants to fit in with
the kids, and she allowed theseventh grade student to take a hit off
her vape pen. It's a coolteacher, she's a sub sub. Yeah.

(01:45:56):
It's at this middle school. Sheoverheard a student talking about how his
friend wanted to try vaping. So, as any great teacher would do,
she says to the kid, Hey, if you want to take a hit
of the vapeen, I've got one, let's go. And he did.
And then the school administrators they foundout about it. Of course, you
know, the kids probably go oneverybody vaped today. What did you learn

(01:46:21):
yeah, no, snitching man.She was escorted off campus, told to
never return, later arrested what andthe police took her vape pen away as
evidence, charged with child abuse,third degree felony. Wow, yeah great,
can you go. You make theargument for vape all the time.
I do. Yeah, he said, it's just vapor. It's just well

(01:46:44):
I do when it's convenient for me. Of course, vapes in the studio
and we supported to be somebody onthe driver's noisemail. That's right. I
mean, that's something to bring upabout Sea Bass. Oh, you guys
love the show. Just a quicktopic on situation that his apartment building.
No, he is not the avile. Yes, he had the right to

(01:47:04):
turn those people in, but it'sconvenient that he only follows the rules he
agrees with Cartnark amazing. You know, people should be shamed to do that,
but I believe he best. Isalso the person that went on vacation
door dashed a dinner. They stoppedit at the lobby. They told him
he had to come down and getit, and he ordered a second dinner

(01:47:25):
and told him how to bypass thatjust because he didn't agree with the policy
during the pandemic. So kind ofhypocritical that he enforces what he wants and
side skirts what he does. Justmy thoughts, thanks by I mean,
I'm looking around them. I can'tthink of one person's room who doesn't do
that. Good memory. But neverwise, Alway's referring to is how I
called out fake service talks, whichis a crime, an actual crime.

(01:47:46):
Let's stick to the topic about like, but you only follow the rules,
or you are stickler for the rulesthat you have. But the hotel policy,
which is just their preference, isthat you come down to the lobby
to pick up your food. Thathasn't to do with pande um. And
I said the time right, no, because what No, it was just
that's just the A lot of hotelshave that policy because they don't want they

(01:48:08):
don't ring through the halls. AndI said, I do want a random
wandering through the hall and dropping offmy food. So the second so I
let the first off, I letthe staff have the first meal, and
I protest. I gave the instructionsto the second driver to say, okay,
just walk this way, that's wherethe elevators are come up. Blah
blah blah blah blah. I wasn'tbreaking any law. I was just flouting

(01:48:30):
a stupid rule, which again,no one, no harm, no foul.
But can we all agree? Imean we all? I think every
person's like that pretty much like thereare a number of rules and laws or
everything out there, and but whenyou don't agree with one, you try
to skirt it. Yeah yeah,and you go, oh, well,
you know that one's not a bigdeal, but you're gonna be really stupid.
And the one that you're a sticklerabout is there gonna be the one
for somebody else who goes it's nota big deal. The difference is not

(01:48:54):
all laws are moral and not invice versa. You know, there have
been plenty of laws that are ethicaland I'm immoral, and it's been reversed
over the years. He can't say, oh, it's a law, therefore
it's the right thing. Yeah,you have to have creaking on the dog
thing being in the gym. That'sdumb. But is it immoral? It's
unsafe, which is immoral? Unethical? Yeah, unsafe to the dog,

(01:49:15):
unsafe to fellow people. Okay,a guy walking to my room to give
me food, he's not unsafe toanybody. Well, Seabaska News, you
remain perfect. Yes, is myhonor to give you this gold star.
You're putting the record of perfection isintact putting your Afterhower's voicemails anytime after ten
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please, even if you know the difference between
right and wrong, wrong is usuallythe fun one. Yeah, that's true,
always true. Like we said itrecently too, like, oh,
you're gonna go to hell? Isaid, what with all the fun people?
Kid? Yeah, all the squaresgo to heaven? Say was set

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at the bar? That's right.And if you're gonna go, go first
class, like, don't just barelymake it. You'll be rideing coach in
the back by the bathrooms. Gofirst class. Yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for give it
the one he shows some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we'd
love it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck
it. Catch you back here onThursday. Have a great day. SMD

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double M. Quit this bitch.