The Woody Show May 11th 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, News Headlines, Guess Whose Gas & more!

Episode Transcript

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Due to the graphic nature of thisgrop listener discretion. Is it fly the
Woody Show, I'll fan it's TheWoody Show, Insensitivity training or the Morning

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Clean class is now in session?A good morning, everybody. Good look
at that. It's a it's Thursdaymorning. It is a pre Friday.

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It's maybe the eleventh, twenty twentythree. Thank you for being here.
I'm Woody The Woody Show. That'sraving greggorg More. Anyway, good morning.
There is menace, what sea bass? Yes, here, we're out
here. We've got Sammy Goods.I'll see ass twice. He probably appreciates
that. Yeah, he loves tohear the thing. Uh, there's board,

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we got Caroline Morgan is here,Vaughan is here. Phones are open
if you want to be part ofthings this morning. Eight seven seven forty
four, Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. You can't
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven. I
mean he can't miss Greg Gory smiletoday. He is so excited today on
the Woody Show, Radio's most immatureguys. Yeah, guess whose gas?

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Yeah, way too long, guesswhose gas? Coming up on the Woody
Show this morning, you chance towin some stuff. Of course, those
trending news headlines, the brand newredneck news. Raby's got Nerd now and
we're gonna check in on the WoodyShow mail call. We got somebody on
the phone who says they do areally great sea bass impression. And there's
actually another email, uh, askingbut it's something else that involves Seabasts but

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also Greg Gory. Okay, Yeah, so she's looking for some answer,
some insight hopefully we can get wecan get that for and uh and whatever
else comes up today. You knowhow the show goes. It's it's always
something. There was something I meantto ask you Seabasts because we had that
topic. Yeah, um about whatwould your mom say was the dumbest thing

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that you did as a kid?I dropped my dropped my little brother out
of a tree. Oh no,I think where we took a trash can
and a length of garden hose andmade an elevator and I just and I
put him in the elevator, youknow, food over like a rope,
throw over a branch. Ye,two two stories up? Yeah, like,

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oh, let me lift you up. And he gets almost to the
top, and I was like,let me go of this, now,
just let it go. He how, I don't know. It's probably tree
feet yeah, definitely. Geez,wait wait for the than the first branch,
because we had a treehouse up therealready. Cool. I'll make it.

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I'll make a cool elevator out ofthis garden, which I'm sure my
parents loved, taking a garden hoseand rapping around a trash. But he
goes course goes running inside like apH dropping like yeah, I grounded for
that. Yeah. And then whatabout um? Because we were talking about
things like, Man, if yourparents knew all the things you've done,

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Like, what would you say,Oh, it's the dumbest thing you did
as a kid. Well, themost it's tough. The most illegal thing
is in high school I was.I became the like liquor supplier for the
entire high school noise because I hada I had a fake ID, and
I had like the last period freeand you could leave campus. It was
one of the because I was onthe honor roll and I had this one

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crappy liquor store in the bad partof town. So we'd go there on
Friday, come back and then anotherguy he would be taking orders around the
high school, so he wouldn't getall the sophomore or the freshman. No,
not the freshman, the seniors andthe juniors. He get all their
orders. And then not far fromthe school, he'd just come over to
my van where all the liquor,you know, hundreds of dollars of liquor
was, and then we'd all divvyit out and he'd had a ton.

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I actually I was it was moreof a public service, pay for my
time, obvious, but I wasn'tlike gouging them. Uh. And then
like a way to get invited toparties, because like you went, you
went through homeschooling all the way untilyou got to high school. So is
this like a way for you toWell, this would have been senior year,
so I was of course king ofthe school. Oh yeah, heck,

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yeah, it's real life. No, No, what it was was
I I wasn't even doing it formy high school at first. I was
doing it for my friends high school. Because he and I were doing it.
I was kind of like just talkingone day like, oh I get
liquor for the school. Yeah okay, and the one thing led to another.
Um. But after that we wouldtake and I had a full couch
in the back of my van.Well, yeah, I drove a church
fan and so like four or fiveguys would get in the back on the

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couch, get hammered on like everclear and mountain dew ole, drive around,
not drink and drive and whoever youknow me drive I would, but
like getting high schoolers drunk getting liquorfor the entire I could have certainly been
expelled if it had gotten up thefood chain to the wrong pearl. Heck
yeah, so yeah, that'll probablybe pretty dumb. Yeah, well,
because I mentioned women had my momon the air and she had no idea

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about us climbing up onto the roof, like out of the skylight in our
townhouse and onto the roof a rulebreaker? Uh but a rule breaker?
Well, I mean she wouldn't bethrilled about that. Are very dangerous.
Yeah, for launching tennis balls.How to reduce super pop flies? Yeah,
rip with the kids playing baseball onside, I'm with Metis. Remember how
you said going on the roof isso fun. When I was a kid,

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I was obsessed with going on toany roof I know. I love
How can I climb up there.Oh, let's go up on the roof
this one house that we lived in. I knew how to climb on the
roof in like thirty seconds. Lucky. Yeah, it ruled. I want
to tell the roof of my middleschool gym had to be like four stories
tallow. Nice. I mean,that was the ultimate roof climb down it.

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When he was done on that gymroof, what we did is we
took old clothes and made a dummylike stuff. It was newspapers and stuff,
and then put a fake head onit. And then we waited for
people walking the dog or playing sportsout on the field to kind of have
a quiet moment, and then wewould go, no, don't job through

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the dummy, and people would screamthinking somebody was jumping off the roof.
Yeah, you know, Greg wasdoing just just bank. I know.
Where's my royalty? Mother's Day ison Sunday, of course. Just another
reminder now, even though this pastweekend is when I went out and bought
all the Mother's Day cards for everybodyelse, I have yet to mail that.

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Here we are Thursday, naturally.All you have to do, I
know, is if you have evensaid it, if it takes less than
two minutes to do it. Justdo it now. Yeah, I know.
But the thing is had the cardswell, because I have the I
have the cards, but I needum, you know, I need the
kids to fill they're on business trips. No, no, so you know
they're not there like when I broughtthem home. Also because I had my

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wife's cards in there too, Ididn't want to, Like, I don't
think it's tacky. I try tostill hide the cards from her, like
it's her birthday. I don't wantto even though she knows I'm getting her
a card, Like I don't likeyou, I don't have the cards out
and like in front of her like, oh you can have these later.
Yeah I get Yeah. So whenI walked in, like she was the
one there and I just kind ofkept the cards like together all together.
So what an expense though? Yeah, cards are a billion dollars? What

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a racket? No? Yeah,they're like seven bucks. And not to
mention now, there's a lot ofthem that are like, um, they're
so bulky that you can't even sendthem just like normal, just put like
a normal stamp on it, likeit needs an additional or whatever. Yeah.
Uh, some mom stuff. Howmoms want to spend Mother's Day,

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just a break from the from themomm ing stuff really is what they want.
Um, they want some extra sleep, they want the whole day off,
or maybe just seems some time alone. Flowers are always appreciated, uh,
spa day or a massage. Somemoms want a vacation, like a
full on vacation for Mother's Day,or just even like a night or a
weekend alone at a hotel. Yeah, but in the meantime, some other

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things that are a little bit easiera clean house, you know, someone
else making breakfast or maybe even breakfastin bed, like go out, get
a haircut, something, you know, just just something I guess, like
their own time to do their ownthing. If you're the mom of young
kids and they're making you breakfast,that's just more work for you to clean
up. Yeah, agreed. Andthe breakfast in bed thing, as we
talked about, is like souper overrated. Just that's one of those things that

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sounds better And like when you're talkingabout or thinking about it, just about
a kid helping with cooking makes meborderline angry, Yeah, angry, like
it's so anxiet. What about though, Yeah, what about chef Junior.
You don't enjoy that? What aboutchef junior? It's like one of those

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kids about it? Well, thosekids are good, they're good. Yes,
if you have a chef junior,you can cook me breakfast. Sure.
Our neighbor across the street their kidspretty young, I would say,
like even twelve, so like younger. Yeah, and this kid knows how
to cook. And so this kid'sin charge of cooking dinner every night at
their house. Should be on ChefJunior. Yeah, you really should.

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What about a chef junior? Chefif they know how to clean up?
Alright, got to take a quickbreak. More. What a show is
coming up for your next hanging onthe show? I welcome back in your
body. It is the Woody Show. It is Thursday morning, a free
Friday. Brave is gonna be nerdnow but at the latest of the world

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of nerds. You're in just amoment for you. Also the Woody Show
mail call to get to um includingsomebody it's got a sea bass impression.
Oh yeah, we'll see. We'llsee how they do on the after hours
of voicemail. They left force ateight seven seven. Today May eleventh is
a national eat what you want day, okay, yeah, whatever, every

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day you could pick one thing.You can eat as much as you as
you want today with no consequences.What do you one thing? It's not
like a whole day of different things. You get one item and then that's
it. But you can eat asmuch as you wanted that no sickness,
no weight game, nothing. Whatwould it be? Combination pizza, everything

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on it? Yeah, all day? All right, right, I'm feeling
chow mane, chow mane. Ithought for sure be that like I usually
ice cream bit now greasy noodle each, no digestion issues, nothing. Yeah,
it's definitely a New York style cupup pepperoni, greasy piece. That

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sounds pretty good. Steve Ass,I'll go with the look a back and
cheese, you know, yeah,extra loaded. Would your squirty? Would
you go like a craft or aVelveta? Yeah, definitely a Velveta,
but then like cheese up with yeextra shreds and yeah, some truffle oil.
Sammy, I'm gonna go ice cream, ice cream, no ice.

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Yeah, I would go with thoselittle mini chocolate chip cookies from um Costco.
Oh yeah, the bucket, comein the bucket you might as well
just bring four buckets. Yeah,it's kind of like ordering. It's like
ordering at a sushi place, Likewe'll start with this and you know you're
gonna order more later on. Butyeah, you don't have that much.

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Come rub with the table. CanI interest you in a peanut butter fudge
pie from claim? You can eatthe entire four and fudge me. Yeah,
I'm saying with like something. Imean that and that was good.
I'm thinking like that one thing thatman, like if you could just eat
as much as you want, notget sick or not gain way or whatever
that be it because I have toforce myself to stop on those. Yeah.
Yeah, and one time I didn'tate the whole. Yeah. It's

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one of the fattest things. Yeah. Is also Hostess Cupcake down Oh nice?
You know like that. It's aNational Technology Day, Sea Bass Day's
World Ego Awareness Day. I amaware of Eye and Ravita's National Foam Rolling
Day, which sucks. God,I hate foam rolling, but I have
to do it. Yeah. It'sbeen recommended to me like a number of

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times, and I do it,and I think, why does anybody do
this on purpose? Wait? Thoseare those little feels so much better after
I do it, though, poolkind of things in the moment or sometimes
bigger. Definitely not a pool noodle. No, I'm saying like they're They're
like a really dense foam and youput it like under your hip, you're
like your muscle, like your thighor your hamstring or whatever. You use
your hands to prop yourself up andyou roll back and forth on it sucks.

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Does it actually do anything? Well? It does. Actually, you
do feel looser. Yeah, butyou also have to kind of commit to
it too. You can't do itlike once a month and saying, yeah,
this doesn't work, but I hateit. Yeah, which that's exactly
how it worked for me. Yeah, what do he show? Mail call?
We have an email here from Michellesent the email at the Woody Show
dot com the subject Greg's beef withSeaBASS. Oh Hoywoody Show by longtime listener

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here. I love you all.I listened every morning, and I have
noticed that Greg's attitude and hate towardsSeaBASS has increased over the last couple of
years. I remember on a specificpodcast from years ago, Greg saying that
he wants SeaBASS to like him andthat he was frustrated in the fact that
he felt this way. I doremember that sweet almost like he wanted to
be friends. The mood was alwayssilly between them, But now Greg has

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a noticeable attitude towards him. Isit because Mario can't stand him and Greg
feels like he needs to stand behindMario? Maybe Greg is finally fed up
with all Seabass's quote games like movinghis stapler every morning or Greg's list?
Or could it be something happened offthe air. I'm dying to know.
I love you Greg and everyone elsein the show. My power ranking rabies

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a number one. Yeah, Nat, let's nerd out, work out and
eat pizza together. Yes, let'splay animal crossing and talk cats. Let's
do this is my new best friends? What do I love? How personal
and real you are? Also,you're a total babe. Don't be so
hard at itself? So she's messedup in so many ways. Greg,
amazing voice, amazing looks. Let'sdrink wine and decorate things. Let's do

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that. Man. As I metyou a handful of times, you are
super laid back and very cool.The show would not be the same without
you than you see bats. Youcould do no wrong. Cartnarks is the
best thing ever. And then Sammy, I love you. You're super sweet
and I can relate to you alot. I would love for you to
have more airtime. Thanks. Whatthe show that is from Michelle Nowell so

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much? Do you have any insightfor Michelle greg on this? Um,
yeah, I don't know what attitudeI'm projecting. I think I'm quiet it
around Seas. I know she's gettingat you have vitriol towards Sea Bass,
but I mean it has grown.Yeah, and you think it stepped up,
you know, I think the vitriolhas died down. I think now

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it's just pure hatred, shutting down, shutting down. Yeah, it's not
worth it's just good for a talkshow. But no, I get that
it's bad. I've even talked toWoody about this. I remember I told
you, I said, I knowit's bad for the show, but I'm
just quiet around him. Yeah,there's it's pointless. So you utterly point
you don't feel like it's um it'sramped up. No, No, it's

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the same. It's the same levelof distaste. Yes, okay, even
after he was invited as a guestinto my home. That's a great question.
But I didn't want to go toYou should have gone, but it's
more of a it would have beenmore grief had I not go. Okay,
but you went. Yeah, andI gotta say it was a lovely
time. Yeah. Did that haveany effect? Like? Did that?

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Like, um, did it softenyou a bit? To sea Bass?
I'm I mean there's nothing to softenreally well, I mean your level of
Yeah, it's just because it's thedislike you get or do we call it
hate? Is it hate? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, basically just fiery
hate. You reach a point whereyou get so fed up with it that
you just ignore it. But didthe did the did the cocktail party have

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any effect? Because it was lovely? It was everybody had a great time.
It was very nice. But thedays of me it wasn't awkward.
Compliments to somebody who is incapable ofdoing the same are over. Yeah,
So I'm not gonna, okay,you know, compliment him or praise him
for something that he's incapable of returning. Look, I was I was curious.
I was also just trying to getsome inside for Michelle, because she's

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obviously a very very listener. Shedeserves, she deserves are yeh, yeah,
you can send your email email atthe Woody Show dot com Like what
did you're feeling toward Greg Sea?Best you have like is as always,
I just wish he would come aroundfrom this little funk he's in, and
that's why I do things like cocktailparties and yes, provide him yode and
things like this and invite him andhis significant others to my place. But

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uhok, bit like a baseline likefeeling toward Greg, like U do you
like him? Dislike him? Ofcourse a personal level, I think he's
being I don't know, petty jealous. The jealous trust me, Jetty or
cocktail party does not make me jealous. Let's say childish, let's say that
ross juvenile. All right, Well, we have somebody on the after hours

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voicemail eight seven seven you're gonna shownhere's the perfect example. You're gonna shut
down, says petty and jealous.The old me would have said, like
explain that now, I'm like yeah, cool, alretty and jealous, Right,
okay, After hours voicemail A sevenseventh The show forty four Woody we
have somebody on the on the afterhours voicemail who has a Sea bass impressions.

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See how they did. Okay,I wanted to do an impression of
sea bass. Nobody ever calls anddoes that way. Somebody brought a dump
to work, so I had totell John boy, somebody brought a dog
to my jam, and I wasuncomfortable. Boy, Oh, I can't

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hear. May the Force be withyou. I gotta put on my headphone
so I don't get triggered and bein my safe space. It's pretty good,
actually pretty accurate. It's like Iwas gonna do an impression a Greg.
I go, yeah, yeah,I'm Greg Gory. Well, unfortunate,
that's classic. It's it's just lazycomedy. Unfortunately. It's the classic.

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If you could play and you're saying, oh, you're crying about it,
or you're power you're being a baby. No, I'm standing. Oh
my god. It's like I'm listeningto the Color Stone. This is amazing.
That color nailed. It was deadtoo real. Yeah, I was
dead to Real eight seven seven fortyfour. For the After Hour's voicemail,
This is nerding out with Raby.How do you follow up such an uncanny

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impression? Ray, I don't knowhow you're gonna do it, it's the
World of Nerds, which nern outabout today. So we've mentioned it that
Beetle Juice two is finally happening aftermany stops and starts, and it actually
has a date on the calendar Septembersix, twenty twenty four. Wow,
which is also the date that Marvelhas Blade parked. Really but as we

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talked about Blade, pre production hasstopped because of the writers strike. So
chances are Blade is going to bethe movie that blinks and moves out of
that date. Oh wait, isn'tthere a writer's strike going on? So
that's what I said, right right, Like, that's a great question,
and they script it. That's oris the script already done? Great question?

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Very good, let's keep talking aboutthe writers strike. In a recent
blog post, George R. Martinconfirmed that the writer's room has shut down
for the recently announced Throne spinoff,A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, The
Hedge Night. He said that thewriter's room will be closed for their duration,
saying, quote, show runner IraParker and his incredible staff of young

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talents are on the picket lines.Martin himself is credited as a writer on
this show, and he did confirmas we talked about House of the Dragon
still forging ahead. The season twoscripts are done and they've been filming season
two since April eleventh. Martin wrote, every episode has gone through four or
five drafts and numerous rounds of revisionsto address HBO notes, my notes,

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budget concerns, so there's not goingto be any further revision. So he's
saying the writers have done their job, so House of the Dragon is good
to go. And he also saidthat the writer strike has his full support.
All right, Well, he's beenon strike how many years now,
over a decade late with the nextgame of I don't care about it.

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I'm not writing. One of thethings the Guardians franchise is known for is
the excellent music that James Gunn chooses. The Rolling Stone ranked every song from
the Guardians trilogy and coming in firstFlashlight by Parliament he went with number one.
Surrender from Cheap Trick was second,the Chain from Fleetwood Back was third,

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I Want You Back from the Jacksonfive was fourth, and Mister Blue
Sky from Elo was rounds off thetop five and Nerd Bonners have been engaged
as Tom Hittleston and Mark Hamill aregoing to star in an adaptation of Stephen
King's the Life of Chuck. Okay, and it's a short story from King's
twenty twenty anthology If It Bleeds theLife of Chuck, which is something that's

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told in reverse, like Chuck startsout as an old guy and then the
timeline goes in reverse to when hewas a kid and apparently lived in some
kind of haunted house. Look atMark Hamill game Like Mark Hamill's back in
the game, loving it, supportit. I'm raving for more Nerds stuff.
Check out the Nerd Not podcast atthe Woody Show doc Nerd, thank

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you very much. Rabels got adog. We got some more Woody Show
coming up for your next hang onshow. Awesome show. We are in
two another new hour of insensitivity tradingfor a politically correct world. It is

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a pre Friday. It's a Thursdaymorning. Yea may be eleventh, twenty
twenty three. Of course I'm Woodythat of course, Raby, good morning,
the sexy, the talented, Thankyou, thank you so much,
smooth voice, Scrank going wow.Menace is here? What is up Woody?
No hat today, zero hat today. Yes, it's got some hair

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product found my hair products Sea Bassis here, locking Haret, thank you,
I got it. Wow. Uh, Sammy's here, we got more,
we got Caroline Morgan is here.Vaughn Our video producer on The John
Today. And you could be apart of the show like calling in at
eight seven seven forty four Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

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Or he can hit us up witheight text over to two two nine eight
seven. Some trending news headlines comingup. Got a brand new redneck news.
One of the big headlines COVID isobviously here to stay. It's not
going anywhere, but the pandemic,the COVID health emergency is now over officially.

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Oh yeah, because last week itwas the World Health Organization ended the
Global Health Emergency. We remember theymade like an announcement months ago that hey,
May eleventh, we're gonna officially end. So now here we are.
So again, COVID's not going anywhere, but they say it's transition to something
that's more predictable, less dangerous,So it's being treated as a disease that's

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yes, here to stay, butnot an emergency. Yeah, I mean
I know people that are still gettingit. Yeah, sure, yep,
yeah, But it's not. There'sa lot of things that people still get,
but it's not you know, it'snot where we were whatever, and
people are Okay, we're not gettingback and forth. Yeah, I mean
people are. They say in theUnited States, it's like a thousand deaths
per week that they're associating with COVID. So I mean that's still like,

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you know, it's a significant level. Yeah, but in a country of
three hundred million people. Yeah,you know. Still again, they have
so many different ways to treat it, and they have these different things,
they know so much more about it. But with ending the Health Emergency,
that means that the COVID laws andthe rules are over, like vaccination requirements
for federal workers, international travelers enteringthe US no longer in effect, the

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current federal supplies of vaccines. They'regoing to continue to be given out for
free until they're all used up,and then the transitions to the commercial market,
meaning that you'll have to pay forit. Right, because I was
wondering, like, is it goingto become like a flu shot type thing?
You get your flu shot every year? Will you get like and a
shot does your company coverage kind ofthing? Uh? Same with over the

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owner tests and lab tests and thingslike that. You'll end up having to
pay for those. Now. Onecontroversial one is with immigration at the border.
They can't deny asylum or migration forpublic health reasons. Oh right,
so that just ended yeah at midnight, I believe. And then uh,
for low income families, the workrelated requirements for food and medical assistance programs

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that were paused during the pandemic willbe unpaused. So okay, yeah,
so I think it was like,even if you weren't working, you still
qualified for whatever. But so theyhad paused the work requirement program. You
know, that's one job to qualify. Yeah. I wonder if those COVID
tests expire because I do. Ohyeah, I don't have any as well.

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We got rid of we got ridof all tests, all masks.
Like my wife and I are justso fatigued and over it. We're like,
forget it. If we need somethingdown the road, we'll go get
it again and get it. ButI got to get this stuff out of
my house. I just ran outand then just didn't get more. Yeah,
yeah, I got. I boughta bunch and then they had that
thing where you could just type inyour address and they'll send it to and

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did that and use I was doingit constantly, testing constantly. I'm never
gonna do a home test again.Yeah. Never. Those suck. If
if I'm sick and I had theflu, I'll go to the doctor and
if they give me one there,fine, But I'm not going to have
like you know, I wonder ifit's COVID and rush to the bathroom and
you know, put a swab inmy nose and yeah, I don't go

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to the doctor if I have theflu, though, Just stay home,
Just stay home. Yeah, I'msaying like, if you have a fever
and after like a couple of days, is not going anywhere. It may
it may be something that needs anantibiotic, like an infection, sids infection,
things like that. There's some thingsthat, man, you could feel
a lot better than twenty four hoursif you just had an antibiotic zipac.
Yeah, that's that's so old,timyh. Yeah, there's his chick who's

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an influencer, Which I hate thatterm because the thing is like these people
I'm fluencer, Like who are you? Right? Who was influenced by and
who are the dummies who are influencedby you? Because why are you an
influencer? Yeah, I understand,Like what what do you do? What
are you an authority? One?Like where do you promote? Like how
is it that you became like this? Uh, this person she's got one

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point eight million followers on snapchat?But why because she's probably hot? Maybe?
Right? Yeah, so that's thething. Stop because you have a
personality, right right? Ye?Actually do something cool? Yeah? Are
you have like some interesting perspective orexperience or whatever. So in my experience,
I have found that this is agreat thing, and people go,

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oh, she's got some really goodadvice or you know, that's a really
helpful product. I honestly have morerespect for you, like influencer that doesn't
bother me. I have more respectfor you if you have one point eight
million followers and you're fuggly, sothat means you actually So I'm not giving
you her name, but her newthing is an AI chat bought version of

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her where she's charging her quote fansa dollar per minute to talk to it.
And again it's not her but theAI version of herself. This is
the new only fans right, Andthe people that she worked with it on
they spent over two thousand hours codingit making it sound just like her looks
of course, just like her hasher personality apparently, And so here are

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the number. She launched a betaversion this month and already has more than
one thousand paying customers, and inthe first week she made over seventy thousand
dollars, and she thinks that itcould eventually bring in five million dollars per
month, I believe, And whichsounds silly until you look at like what
the only fans accounts are bringing inagain for what? Why? And you're

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not even talking to this person,like even a even a cameo is the
actual person giving you a greeting.This is like some AI fake naked or
something. It's like, I know, it's like those old nine hundred numbers.
Yeah, the first dollar a minute. Yeah, it's great to talk
to this AI. Think maybe thethought is that knowing it's an AI,

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you'll say anything. Yeah, youknow what I mean. Person might be
reserved to say something, but withAI, or like get real dirty.
Yeah imagine Grego, of course tellme your dirty little slot, right,
I'm sure people get dirty. That'sthe whole Yeah. We always say that
all this stuff is born of porn. Sure. Yeah, the Internet was

(29:33):
developed for porn, let's be honest, right, and when they develop and
oh, by the way, wecould do other things with this internet,
right, like an actual robot,like an Actually, what do you think
A dude's first thought is I wantto put it in? Yeah? What
am I going to say to thischat box? I'm sure the bus be
attachments to do this kind of stuff? Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's what

(29:56):
people are paying for. They're notgoing to pay a buck a minute to
say, so, how's your days? How are you? I want to
I want to know. I wantto know who these one point eight million
people are. I want to knowmore about them. I want like some
kind of like weird psychological profile likethe FBI has on people of who follows
this random persons? Yeah, andthen it's just somebody they think is hot

(30:19):
and they follow them online. Andthen more so, who is paying a
dollar a minute to talk to acomputer? Yeah? I watch exactly.
To be fair, though, Ifollow um landscapers because they're really good at
hedging, you know, trimming thehedges hedging. Yes, that's kind of

(30:41):
weird, right, is that aninfluencer? I wouldn't say that but they
have a ton of following. Influencer. I'll watch power washing videos, which
you could appreciate those fun those mighthave a couple million followers. Yeah,
so that you're generally interested. Yeah, but it's like, oh, here's
power watching. Are you being influencedby them? Yeah? Oh yeah,

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because they might they might put likesome products in the products or ideas,
So that is a form of influencing, that's true. Okay, So it's
just whatever you're into and if you'reinto hot chicks, boom. Yeah.
Influencer to me means like, youknow, I'm supposed to take their like
their influence, Like I'm gonna beinfluenced by them, like I should be,

(31:25):
like there's some kind of authority onwhatever. Like, but I think
it's too generic because like, oh, influencer means that Pepsi is setting them
their new soda first, you know, but you're a power washer. Yeah,
but I hate to break it toyou know, like you are an
influencer as well, And what doyou do a radio commercial? Definitely,

(31:47):
they're a sponsor the show. Yeah, but when you are voicing it yourself,
you're well, you know right,yeah, right, So you're part
of the problem. It's just adifferent I mean, I understand what you're
saying. Yeah, I say likethey when you said, if you ask
me my job, I'm not tellinganybody like, oh, I'm an influence.

(32:09):
No. I host a radio show, right, you know, and
their sponsors and you know that's whatkeeps the show going. But some of
these people, they do power washingand majority of what they do, and
then the small part is the influencewhen they promote a product like look,
dog, if the powerwashing guy whoruns that channel and wants to tell me
about the new powerwasher or the newnozzles or the new right you know,

(32:31):
technique on power then fine nozzles.Yeah, right, there are different nozzles.
I'm sure they're right. Yeah,different pressures maybe for different materials that
you're powerwashing. Maybe you'll buy thenozzle he's pushing, right exactly. He's
influenced and you got influenced by thewasher guy. Yeah. It's just when
they start talking about things that arecompletely unrelated. Sure, like why why

(32:52):
am I I take your here?Why why amight you get this brand of
panties and underwear or fro and pizza? Most likely he won't be from the
power washer guy. That person.I don't think he's talking panties. Well,
I forget the name, but Ikeep seeing it like on all these
um you know, like the AdamCorollas and the um you know, the

(33:14):
Burt Kreischer's or whatever they have these. Uh, there's a particular underwear brand.
Yeah, that now is like onall these different shows that they're they're
clearly doing a big push. Iforget something. John Tommy John. Oh
yeah, Tommy John. Probably isit Tommy John to John? I don't
know doing that kind of stuff forever? Yep, yekay. Yeah, Like
if your powerwashing, what underwear shouldI wear? What has what's the most

(33:37):
comfy? Apparently Tommy John, Iwonder what the powerwaher guy thinks he's the
most comfortable underwear. I would loveto know. Yeah, he's going to
influence my purchase of my next panties. Yeah exactly, Brandy Redneck News,
So what do you show if youever gotten dressed up to go to dinner
at a buffet? That's and today'sRedneck News is from Florida. We're a

(34:06):
deputy at the Monroe County Jail noticeda piece of mail that had come in
that had a real nasty chemical smell, and so they opened it up and
inside we're drugs addressed to an inmatename Shannon Carroll, sent to Shannon by
her mother. Nice father daughter relationship. That guy going on there like,

(34:29):
hey, many, I'm sending youa care package of drugs. Fifty five
year old Nadine Carol is the mom. Obviously the authorities had some questions for
so they called her and said,hey, we need to meet with you
about your daughter, who was injail in the first place, by the
way, after she got busted withcoke and driving without a license. But
how sweet is this? Now momand daughter are locked up at the same

(34:51):
jail. I'm sweet Nadine charged withsmuggling contraband into jail. And so there
it is from Florida, Monroe Countyat his name being Carol, who got
busted mailing drugs to her daughter who'sin jail, locked up on drug charts,
and that is today's raid, Nick. But it's so sweet. Shad

(35:15):
a sister and she was they couldeat together in the you know, yeah,
more what he shows next hanging onscreaming, can you tell me why
you screaming? We'll be right back. So we told you yesterday we were
releasing the holds the ticket hold forthe fiesta which is tomorrow with all time

(35:37):
low down at the Conga room.Uh, there's always for every event,
there's always some holds for like inthis case, the band if they have
their guests or whatever, and thenthe venue has access to for their you
know, staff or whatever. Uh. Those tickets have been released and they
just went on sale seventeen minutes ago. I don't have a current update like
whatever was put up. I don'teven know how many of their were right

(36:00):
from that allotment that holds. Butonce they're gone, those are gone.
Yes, and that's it. Butif you want to go to the fiesta,
you uh in menis, you gotto keep me updated because I don't
guess I will. Um, youcan go right now to party with Woody
dot com. And I mean it'sthe same price. I mean, the
price isn't change. They're just somemore tickets available, just released and they're

(36:22):
twenty five bucks. That's an allin price. That's your fees, taxes,
you know, every whatever else.You know, Normally when you buy
a ticket, it's twenty five buckswhen you go and you check out.
So just go to party with Woodydot com and get your Fiesta tickets.
The released tickets are on sale now. I don't know if that's a dude
thing, but I'm not a dude, so I mean, I'm not a

(36:42):
chick. Right, this is theWoody Show, all right, trending news
headlines, great gory. You guysknow who the congressional rep. George Santos
says, Oh yeah, yeah,been in the news. He's been in
line a lot later. Yeah,I mean, dude, that guy's bizarre.

(37:04):
Yeah, very straight, looks weird. It's weird and weird stories,
and the thing is weird the stories. It's like, how how did he
get elected? You know, likethere's nobody hip to all of a sudden,
this guy goes off the rails upuntil that point until he got elected
all of a sudden, Like whois he up against? Somebody that died?

(37:25):
Yeah, maybe somebody who was dead, don't recall, but he's been
indicted on fraud and money laundering charges, plus a charge of theft of public
funds. He's the up only gaycongressional rep from New York. Led about
all kinds of things like his education, his work experience. I never said
I was Jewish, I said Iwas jew Ish. Yeah, there you
go. Kind of his family history. Now, despite those charges, he

(37:47):
says he won't resign. He saysthis is all a witch hunt. He
will defend himself and he plans torun for reelection. Okay, there's been
stranger things in politics. I guess. I don't know. New York heard
openly gay and they're like, okay, cool, maybe chick right, that's
all I need to know. Yeah. There was that infamous lawsuit against McDonald's

(38:08):
with a hot coffee that got spilled. Now, similar case, but it's
a McNugget that was too hot,so hot, nus hot nugget hot.
The parents of a four year oldgirl from Florida. They're suing McDonald's because
they say a McNugget fell onto herlap and gave her second degree burns because

(38:29):
the nugget was sitting on her lapfor two minutes and now she is quote
scarred and disfigured. Okay hot,Yeah, didn't see it or something.
The lawsuit says McDonald swipe it offright. Lawsuits says McDonald's has the duty
to not sell chicken McNuggets that aretwo hundred degrees first of all, So

(38:51):
these parents want fifteen thousand bucks anddamages, but it could be hired because
if the judge agrees, there's gonnabe a second trial to determine the exact
amount of money that mcdonal would haveto pay These parents who didn't know that
their daughter had a McNugget ONCLA onyour settlement. Oh yeah, I go
after yourself, right, be more. I could go for some nugs right

(39:14):
now, right, yea. There'sbeen a very weird scientific breakthrough in Britain.
The first babies ever, three ofthem in total, were born using
DNA from three different people. AndI know what you're thinking, how is
that? Pow wow? Isn't thatGMO? Isn't that weird? It's a
process known as three person IVF involvedtransferring the nucleus from the mother's egg into

(39:38):
a donor egg with healthy mitochondria.Don't ask me what that is, then
fertilizing it with a sperm from aman. Hence three different people involved in
this birth. That a throubled birth, So a couple of families were involved
in this breakthrough. Now three babieshave been born, each from DNA with

(40:00):
three different people kid's gonna come outweird. That weird. The hope is
that the kind of this kind ofthing is going to reduce the risk of
passing on severe genetic conditions. Soif you have genetically modified babies total GMO
baby gmbs. So if you havea woman who's at risk for certain genetic
problems, take the nucleus of theegg, put it into another egg,
so just still have some of themexactly, fertilize that more of the other

(40:22):
eggs dan and then you have threepairs, like maybe the mom's got like
a giant schnaz or something and youwant to, you know, make sure
that you know the kid's got acute little button nose instead, so you
can do that. I'm pretty sureif you like cancer, and I think
if you read more into the study, that was one of the reasons.
Yeah number one. Right, Wellno, I'm telling I can imagine like

(40:44):
in the future, you're gonna beable to go on there and just order
your baby, right. Oh yeah, the Designer babies this kind of feature
like how you build your your avatar. Yes, you know that's badass.
You seen that movie too. Youcan I send it to the lab and
then they'll piece it together. They'lltake out the you know, giant schnaz
lad big winner, a giant winery, giant wer what would you like check

(41:07):
perkey cans and like whatever it is, and then kid, I would like
to create my daughter with perkey cansher future, but no giants schna my
daughter, but definitely perky cans.My wife's got kind of like a like
a bird's beak, right, Iwant my son to have a laughably large

(41:29):
winer. I've seen the thing onthe front of the box of the fruitload
the two cans. Sam, Yeah, it's kind of like my wife schnaz
Yeah. Take that out. Yeah, add a perfect nose and mega awesome
cans. Oh man, that's good. Menis He recently said that monkeys are
known to have herpes. Yeah,well, I guess I didn't know this.
Koalas are known to have chlamydia.Yes, they're like, yeah,

(41:57):
a bunch of slut koalas. Yeah, and apparently it's so bad it's been
devastating the koala population. So nowresearchers to the rescue. They developed a
vaccine specifically designed to combat kowala chlamydiacondoms. Yeah right, Not being such
horse, Try abstinence for one weekend, Just try not being a slut.

(42:21):
Chlamidia and koalas can lead to infertility, blindness, even death, so the
vaccine should prevent or at least reducethe severity of infections. Experts say this
is a breakthrough in kowala conservation.That's good because it's really good. Koalas
were in deep trouble. Yeah,they were all those all the fires they
burned up. Oh yeah, Iknow, like kualas. Seriously, we're

(42:42):
in trouble and now we started thefires a sex chlamydia right, all that
friction those people are grabbing the koalasand just carrying them right, just like
just don't have sex? What theydude? Yeah lamia. This will lead
to overall better health and increase theirsurvival rates. Should they you know,
keep around and getting that slut,always a slut. So it's good to

(43:04):
give them the vaccine, I think, because you can't stop that you got
you gotta come down off your addiction, you know what I mean. So
they're could be like shake it andsweating, right, Yeah, it's gonna
feel the urge to bang other koalasor unprotected to eucalyptus. Sex. It's
sex. Don't even give me startedon pandus. Oh my god, that's
just happening. What. Yeah,by the way, before the end of

(43:25):
the year, apparently birth control pillsmight be available right off the shelf at
your CBS kind of place. Oh, just go and pick them up.
Yeah, yesterday the FDA advisory panel, they unanimously recommended to allow the opal
birth control pill to be available overthe counter for the first time ever.
Washington squashes. A final decision isexpected this summer. It's not Washington.

(43:51):
I heard, Uh, you're Catholic, Raby. Did you get in the
newsletter that the trying to squash it? Did I didn't. Yeah, that's
what they That's what they said,at least in the AP news that Catholic
church is against it. Well,the thing is they don't have a vote,
so yeah, they have influence.I think it's the FDA who will
make the decision, right, Yeah, and then we'll pull it off.

(44:12):
This is just the advisory panel.I don't I don't know. I don't
think so. I don't that wholebig thing about right the morning after pill.
Yeah, but I mean the birthwill be general birth control it's economs.
Yeah. Well no, I don'tknow how I feel about this,
just because the birth control pill messeswith your hormones a lot, and a
lot of girls need to try differentones to find out what works for them.

(44:34):
And if this is the only onethey have access to because they're too
scared to go to the doctor ortell their parents, they could their hormones
could go crazy, and they'll juststay on it rather than trying a different
one that works. Yeah, itis pretty weird that you could over the
counter birth control. But don't youthink that's part of what they're looking at?
I mean figured something out. Thisis like, yeah, this is

(44:57):
like a good generic, you know, version of it's because this is one
particular one and the opal O pI L L birth control pill. I
don't know the wife and our passedall this stuff. So whatever. Yeah,
I mean, if it leads touh less, you know, teenage
pregnancy, I'm all for it.Yeah, the pill, I just don't

(45:17):
see that. Maybe for more reasonslike what Sammy's mentioning, but just because
you know it's a contraceptive. Imean, you know they're not pulling condoms
the morning after pill and what's thewhat's the other one, the the the
abortion pill thing that they were talkingabout. It's been after like twenty years
that all of a sudden is nowup in the air. No, not

(45:37):
the Plan B there it was somethingis the other? I mean the one
that that was just a big newsstory about a month ago. Right,
aren't you guys talking about the samething. Morning after you get pregnant,
you take the pill for the abortionif you think, you know breaks,
oh my god, you know,yeah, he's spilled. Like the Plan
B would be a just in case. Yeah, that is next day are

(46:00):
pregnant to try to prevent conception,and then the abortion pills one that once.
Yeah, I can see, Itotally get it. So that on
this I don't see you like whylike if if you're not gonna be pulling
condoms and stuff off the shelves,right if nobody's like, you know,
really seems to be fighting for that. Of course, the Catholic Church doesn't
like it because they don't like anycountry. They'd rather you can't until you

(46:22):
will do you're like foot tapping andwhatever else that they keep it real.
I supported all right, the crazyfan just brought cookies again and someone's gonna
have to eat them and see ifthey're poisoned. Most of the Woody Show
will be right back, we hope, smilling you. I'm just circa serious,

(46:43):
do you hear me? Yes,it's gonna be so far I'll show
you. This is the Woody Show. A lot of moms can relate to
that. Right there. You hadthat Tom Pig for the moms. What's
the dumbest thing your kid's done?Yeah, story is still rolling it on

(47:05):
that one ill day. It's onSunday. Don't forget now. Yeah.
Another news interested to see how Rabyfeels about Disney announcing that by the end
of the year they're gonna be combiningDisney Plus and Hulu and possibly ESPN Plus
into one app. Oh what itnow? The weird part is they're going

(47:30):
to remain separate subscriptions, so youcan still get the standalone options. You're
only gonna have your Disney Plus andyour Hulu combined if you subscribe to both.
Okay, which I do, whichI'm under that plan where I just
pay for all three. Right,So now they're all going to be combined
into one, and that's going tosuck balls. No, you can he

(47:51):
said that you can have a separateif you no no one or the other.
You don't have to have all three. But if you have more than
one, they'll combine them into oneapp. But like, I know,
a mess see, Like I knowif I go, well, even on
Disney Rave, if you have DisneyPlus, now they have it all separated
out to like all right, here'sStar Wars, here's Marvel, here's whatever.
Like if you could do the samething, like all right, you

(48:12):
go on it's one app, soit combines it. But like, here's
your Disney stuff, here's your Hulustuff, you know, but it's in
one place as opposed to the exitingapps going to the other one. That's
the thing. I heard an interestingtake on this. Companies buying other companies,
apps being merged, content being separated. It's hard to figure out what
is streaming wear and the price increases. Does anybody remember when there was a

(48:35):
thing called cable that neatly combined everythinginto one convenient place. So I think
the idea of neatly combining, Yeah, I'm not into it at all.
But why though, because you haveboth you have all that I do,
you have all three, So likewhat would be the big deal because I
like my I like the Disney Plusinterface as it is. It's super easy
to navigate. Hulu is impossible tonavigate. So if you bring the impossibility

(48:58):
of Hulu into Disney Plus and thenESPN Plus has so much freaking content,
Like their interface is fine. Butsee because Disney is running, Disney's running
both. This is Gregg's like,why do you have to change things that
are like perfect exactly? I dounderstand them putting under like one app.
Now I think you're concerned about,like the Hulu interface would be fixed because

(49:21):
right now Disney owns two thirds ofHulu and then Comcast. How can they
even do this because they don't evenown all of because Disney, I guess,
is now looking at not only becausethey were gonna talk. They were
talking for a while, I guessabout maybe ditching Hulu and not being a
part of that anymore. But nowthey're talking about buying Comcast out and they
would own all of it. Great, So I'm saying, wouldn't that change

(49:42):
because like then they will be dominant. Yeah, they could get it.
They want the interface, make itlike as you liked Disney and ESPN.
I'll be the old lady in theyard saying why are you changing this stuff?
But so unnecessary? They changed theinterfaces every once in a while for
these apps. Anyway about how youcan navigate them and do thing, You'll
come back to me would be like, well Bravey was right again? God,

(50:06):
why is she maximum right all thetime? I understand more. I
don't understand it fully, but Ican see your argument with why you don't
like HBO Max and Discovery Plus becauseyou're not interested in the Discovering Plus content.
Yes, yes, but you're interestedin all the content for these other
three. So what's the problem shelikes too many because they don't need to

(50:27):
live together. Just keep it asthey are. I'm I'm watching like the
two pop documentary thing on Hulu,so I just hit the Hulu button,
go in there, and you stillhave to search for it even though you're
watching it right, Like oh,Like, you'll watch something and then you
hit Disney Plus and then you're like, okay, sweet Star Wars Boom,
Mandalorian Boom done done well. Netflixwill do that if you go to if

(50:51):
you're watching something and then you goto that continue watching the one thing that
you were watching is the only thingnot on there, so stupid blows.
But when you go to Disney Plusand you're looking for the Mandalorian, you
have to you still have to gothrough different things within that because there's so
much on the Disney app. Youjust have to hit the Star Wars button.
I know, but so you wouldjust hit the Hulu button on the

(51:13):
one app. You're opening the oneapp and you just go to that particular
tab, and then it could beall gummed up in a mess. Oh
yeah. Anyway, they're also raisingthe price of Disney Plus is AD free
tier right now. That's ten ninetynine a month. They didn't say that
the new price is going to be, but I mean again, you're gonna
have price increases on everything. Theyjust increase their price. My grandma tell

(51:35):
me, like, I remember whenI can get an ice cream cone for
a Nicolas her story. Yeah,I went to Eisley and I got a
five dollar ice cream cone. Yeahcool, Grandma, Well it's not that
now. We'll figure this all out, I know it'll be okay. Yeah,
no, oh my god, we'reso spoiled. All right, Hello,

(51:57):
I don't like to go to headanother button or what he shows next?
You ask for an answer. Igave you a question back in a
bit. Well, if you wereone of the many last Friday that went
on to go buy your tickets forthe Woody Show Fiesta only to find that
it was sold out, well,boy, oh boy, are you in
luck, because this morning we justrelease some tickets. They're on sale right

(52:22):
now if you go to party withWoody dot Com. These were the holds
that we had for the band andfor the venue, which is typical for
all major you know, any kindof like concert or event or whatever,
they always have that. So whenthey say, hey, some last minute
tickets have been released, that's what'shappened here. I don't know how many
they put up there, or howmany they're even were to begin with,

(52:42):
but once they're gone, they're gone. But it's the same price as it
was last Friday when they went onsale. They're twenty five bucks all in,
and if you go to party withWoody dot Com, get them while
you can. I'm assuming they're stillthere because I've not gotten any kind of
update yet. And it's also superearly, and we just found out pretty
late in the day yesterday that wewould even be able to do it.

(53:05):
This morning. I thought originally whateverwas left was going to go on sale
like tomorrow, the day of theevent. Yet it's tomorrow night at the
Congar Room, excuse me, atthe at the Gender Room down l A.
But you know it's gonna be therewith their free tickets Janet and Compton
Congregation. Yeah. So you gottafigure out who you're gonna bring, and

(53:29):
we will see you tomorrow night withall time low at the Congar Room.
And here in this new hour ofinsensitivity training for a politically correct world,
it's gonna be radio. It's mostimmature game. Yeah, gay noise.

(53:49):
Yeah, so that's coming up thishour. It is Thursday morning, it's
a pre Friday. It's May eleventh, twenty twenty three. Gray, there's
Sammy phones are open at eight sevenseven forty four. Wooding hit us up
with a text over to two tonine eighty seven. This other story I
keep seeing popping up in the newsis about this guy, disabled guy in

(54:09):
Missouri. He flew on American Airlines, my favorite. He lost his prosthetic
leg. Oh yeah, so hehanded the suitcase marked fragile with the fake
leg inside to an airline worker atthe check in before he boarded this flight
from Indianapolis to Saint Louis, andonce he got to Saint Louis, the

(54:31):
leg, which again specifically design tofit his body. It's like twenty six
thousand dollars. Oh no, neverround bionic. Now, why wouldn't you
carry that on? Yeah? Question? Well, maybe it doesn't spit carry
on. It's it's basically I meanit's it's it's smaller than a carry on
suitcase. It's not the whole.It doesn't go up to the hip.
It goes to like just below theknee. Okay though, yeah, bust.

(54:55):
Now he's gonna be a completely differentpair of shoes, right, and
now i'd be carrying that on.I have a question. And by the
way, the airline's refusing to payhim back for it. Um. Yeah,
so he said he followed the airlineprotocol. They try to get reimbursed.
They said that he didn't have enoughproof for evidence that they lost his
leg, and so they wrote hima check for six hundred bucks to cover

(55:15):
his clothes and he lost. Butnow his lawyer is fighting American Airlines.
Yeah what, Yeah, I havea question because I don't know if this
is the situation, but I flyconstantly, and I see this at the
airport when I get dropped off,I see people checking their bags outside.

(55:35):
What is that all about? Skycat, Skycat, what's that all about?
That that's the only way to doit? Yeah, that's okay. I'm
just asking. You've no idea.I've never done it. No, I've
always noticed it. I don't knowwhat people are doing. So are they
able to check it? Are theyable to check in for their flight as
well? Right when they're doing that? Okay, I'll give you a ticket

(55:58):
and then keep those people. Yeah. I think of it like the difference
between self park going inside and invalet. Okay, so you could go
right to the curb. They might. Some airlines started charging for that,
like you do curbside. Used tonot be that way. Every airline does
it obviously. It's just like ifyou're checking in inside. Yeah yeah,
okay, yeah, but you canjust drop your bag. For some reason,

(56:19):
I'm out there because I see peoplecheck in their back I'm like,
I would never do that. Whathave you used a sky Yeah, because
there's usually not a line you goinside, there's a line you go skycap
way faster, but you do tipthem. You just give them like five
bucks a back, like my bagsare not as safe because it's not inside
the building up inside the building.Yeah, when I when I check bags

(56:39):
of the airport, I do liketo stand there and watch them put it
on too the belt, Like I'llstand there until they put it. I
hate it when they just kind oftake it behind the counter and sit it
there on the floor right and theygo they go to me, you're all
set so on the belt. Yeah, I know, yeah, I say,
I said, I said, I'llwait, I said, but I
don't know. I'm just waiting foryou to put it on the belt.

(57:00):
Okay, Yeah, it'll make it. Don't worry. No, I ain't
worried. You say that that's agood way to get something mess with your
love. That's like saying you're notgonna spit my food, are you.
Yeah. So if I had somebody, you know, over my shoulder and
I'm doing my job, I steppedaside and I just wait. I'm not
bothering them. I just I justwait for it to get put on the
belt, and I don't leave untilthey put it on the belt. To

(57:22):
what they're gonna do, open infront of me and then spitting it wait
till you turn around run down thebelt after writing, Well, if we're
gonna go through all that, thengo for it. I'm kind of similar
to Woody when I'm at a hoteland the bellhop is like, okay,
I got it, and then thebags are still there. They don't take
him away into the secret room.Yeah, I'm just gonna stand here until

(57:45):
you take it until they're in thesecret bro. Yeah. I don't like
it when the valet tells you toleave the car running. I never had
that. Yeah, Like you pullup and they go, oh, you
just leave it running. Just handme the key, and then they put
it on the dash and they walkaway the car still running. I'm like,
nah, do take it away.I always just leave it running.
F Lley could just get out ofcar. Yeah, I mean it's the

(58:08):
key. I'm like, yeah,it's still running. I mean it also
makes me anxious and uncomfortable for otherpeople. When you are at the uh,
you know, convenience store or whateverand someone's left their car running,
nobody's in it, just because there'srunning in for a minute, it makes
me anxious. I don't even careabout them or their car, but it
makes me anxious as if it wasmine. Right, there are door dash
drivers and other types who get theircar stolen doing that every Yeah. So

(58:30):
another American airline story, this passengertried to storm the cockpit. He was
pissed that there were only vegetarian mealoptions in the first class cabin. That's
storm worthy, I mean yeah,he demanded to speak captain. What's he
gonna do? Yeah, he's gonnadrive through. I need you to hit
a drive through, dude, rightland the plane there. He said he

(58:52):
didn't see any meat options, andwhen he was told that he couldn't do
anything about it, he attacked aflight attendant tried storm in the cockpit story,
and another traveler was able to forcehim back to his seat and the
plane landed safely. And when theylanded, he was arrested. Clearly,
this dude was angry. Worth soangry. Eat something, dude, Yeah,

(59:15):
only I get it. I getit, But like I don't storm.
Yeah, I wouldn't be psyched aboutthat. Maybe asked with the cheese
and meat box and say can thatbe a substant I don't know. It
sounds like a version of what he'sfirst class sandwich from the back. Yeah,
yeah, or what. He waspissed because they didn't have the first
meal, but he didn't storm thecopit. He didn't have any first class

(59:36):
meal for me. They were theywere done with all the first class meals
by the time they got to myseat, which I don't know how how
that's possible. Yeah, we didn'tgrow extra seats, bitch. Yeah.
And so when they're asking me,like, look, if you're paying for
a first class ticket, yes,all the meal options should be available to
you, at least a like afirst class meal option. Now like,

(59:57):
I'm sorry, sir, we're outof you know, we don't have any
more meal. What do you meanyou know how many seats there are?
Yeah, that was one of theamenities that you've paid this price for.
I mean we got one of thesedumpsters sand and she said to me,
she goes, well, I couldsee if I can get you a sandwich
from the back. I can seeI could see I want nothing from the
back. Yeah. Well, Imean, you know, I don't want

(01:00:20):
to even know if you're I wouldeat it. But like, yeah,
if you got a first class yeah, I didn't pay for I didn't pay
the sandwich from the back price,exactly. You know it was Reely.
It was Greg. He's like,I demand a bottle of champagne. Yeah.
I got screwed one time, umbecause we had booked a first class

(01:00:40):
flight and then something happened where theflight got canceled or what we couldn't and
so they rebooked us on another flight, not first class. How dare that
right? No? No, buthere's the thing, right yeah, yeah,
they go, well, no,we still got you to your destination,
Like, that's not the one forexactly exactly. I'm fine, Like

(01:01:01):
I get it. I just wantto get there. This is when you
ask, I'm totally fine. Theairline, what about this are you not
getting? Because think about it,it's called math. If you just want
to change your flight to a differenttime, they charge you the fair difference
they do, plus if there's achange fee on whatever the airline is,
they charge you all that. Butfor me, when your flight didn't make
it out that I was supposed tohave this level of service or whatever this

(01:01:23):
time, and it's more about thespace for my fatass than anything else.
And you put me fine, that'sfine. I have no problem flying,
you know, coach, I doall the time. I do that a
lot, I have a problem.Yeah, okay, but I do have
a problem with you. So youcould adjust a fair your way, but
you can't adjust a fair my way. Look, I picked, I paid

(01:01:44):
for the big seats up front,so you know who can be really annoying
my wife and so I put heron the case. And yeah, that
being said, did this guy notget the emails saying would you like to
preselect your meal for first class beforeyou bore? Oh, I've done that
four two, And they go andyou go to save it, and they
goes, I'm sorry, we're havingan issue right now. Try again later,

(01:02:05):
Well you send me the email.Yeah, yeah, come on,
Look, this is certainly a firstworld problem. Any I've understood this every
time this comes up and you feelkind of douchy. But the point is
if you go on a vacation,yes, and you book a certain level
of a room, like an oceanview, and you get there, they
go, sorry, we only havethe jungle view we have Yeah, yeah,

(01:02:28):
we have we have the view ofthe parking garage, the honeymoon suite.
Yeah, And you get there likethat's I don't think that's a I
don't think that's unreasonable for you tobe like, hey, wait a minute
and say something about it. Arethey gonna spit in your vacation, sea
bass, I guess it's possible we'llspit in your bed. Yeah, they'll
spit in your memory of your vacation. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,

(01:02:51):
you can hit usup of the text. We got radio's most immature game.
There free. Next it's guess who'sgas first Class? Next on The
Woody Show, Kick your feet upon the dashboard back in a few The
Woody Show. Don't hit me.Hey, I'm not gonna hit you on
the teake the glasses, I'm gonnathrow them on the ground. This well,

(01:03:13):
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, time for today's dumb ass contest.
And if you want to play,we're looking for you to call in
eight seven seven forty four Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
and you'll get to play radio's mostimmature game. Yes who yes, yes,

(01:03:34):
yes, so long guess whose guess? It started after a very heavy
conversation on the air one day aboutan actual serious subject, whatever was going
on in the world that day,and we were chopping it up. It's
like man on board segue, howdo you mean from this? Like how
do you get out of that?Like sometimes that's which party, you know,
with a show like this, you'retalking about all different stuff from one
side of the spectrum to the other. And uh, I thank you for

(01:03:58):
us? What do you had afart? Yeah? Well somebody said,
uh god, did you guys goback to talking about whatever? Like hold
on, what's the polar opposite ofthis deep, dark, heavy conversation that
we've been having? And I rememberthat I had a black bean burger.
In fact, such a good memory. He was so impressed with himself.
He said, let's commit this year. It was one of those things like

(01:04:21):
we would um, we would laughabout it like Greg and I would,
you know, laugh about it orwhatever, like different parts and then I
was doing different things where I waslike pushing my my butt up against like
a bathtub or something. Didn't youput one put it in the drawer?
Yes? Yes, yeah, becauseI experimented with acoustics. This is the
original one. I have the originalone, the original origin. Yeah.

(01:04:48):
We really unhall right this? Yeahright exactly? So yeah, the I
had to clip on my phone andso I played it and the listeners just
had to guess who gas it was, and of course nobody knew. No,
nobody knew. You always a secret. Yeah, here's the og,

(01:05:09):
which seems so basically original phonograph recording. Yeah yeah, what is its humble
beginnings? That was marconious. Yeahright yeah. So anyway, Uh,
then people love the game. Westarted playing it. I think it's a
really weird first impression for people whoare just new to the show. But

(01:05:29):
we've you know, we've we've movedon really from that, and we just
play it. We leveled up,Yeah, we leveled up. Yeah.
So what you're gonna do is you'regonna hear the the ongoing homework assignment here
on the show is anybody in thisroom myself, Raby, Greg Menac Beast,
Sammy. Next time you feel onebruin, you're supposed to record it
on your phone or whatever you've got, or next time Sammy like poops and
a garbage can. Yeah yeah,and then you just send me the audio

(01:05:55):
and then when we play this game, I'll play the I'll play the I
want to call it a sample,but I'll play the clip, and then
you guys just had to be thefirst person to guess who's gas? Hey,
noise? All right, eight sevenseven forty four. That's eight seven
seven forty four. Let's go toour first contestant and say hi to uh.
Let's see how about Janine? Goodmorning, Janine's Genie, Genie.

(01:06:17):
It's Jenny. Jenny. Alright,alright, alright, I want to spell
well, I mean like g Er j E N N I E.
That could be a couple different.It wasn't with the Jenna. I all
right, it's definitely not me.That's true, all right, Rachel,
good luck? All right, Sarah, here we go, and you're ready

(01:06:42):
say hit me, hit me?That's too Did you need to hear it
again? No? I think Igot it. I can almost pall that.
All right, So Jenny, guesswho's gas? What eat? Raby,

(01:07:03):
Greg, Menace, Sea Bass orSammy. I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna show me Raby. Sorry.I like the idea of trusting your gut.
But Jenny, thank you for thecall. Appreciate you. Listen to
the Woody Show. Let's go touh, Devin. Hey, good morning,

(01:07:25):
Devin, good morning, good morning. All Right, you're playing guess
who's gas? When you're ready,say hit me, hit me, it's
real acoustics. Yeah, alright,So so Raby's off the board. Your

(01:07:48):
options are what eat, Greg Menace, Sea bass or Sammy. I'm gonna
go with Minnie show me menace.Yeah, it's like a shipper. Yeah,
we got stuck. I called thatone the second effort. Yeah,

(01:08:12):
okay, that's good. Yeah,it's like when the running back hits the
line and all of a sudden findsthe whole all of a sudden just squirts
right through. Just keep just keepmoving. Yeah all right, Devin,
congratulations, hang out man, we'llget your information. You're the winner here
on Guess Who's Gas? It's Devin. You want to do another one innocent

(01:08:33):
compared to that? Yeah, wereyou wearing your night dress when you recorded
that? Of course? All right, to get another contestant to say hi
to Daniel. Hey, good morningDan, Daniel Danielle, good morning.
All right, So we're playing GuessWho's gas? And uh, when you're
ready, say hit me, hitme. Something something was behind that.

(01:09:02):
I called I call that one thecartoon splack. Oh god, I call
that one. Came with a friends. Yeah, I called that one spackle.
I call that one the mud slide. Al right, So Daniel,
everybody's back on the board. Yourguess who's gas? What? Raby,

(01:09:25):
Greg Menace, Sea Bass or Sammy? Definitely? Let's alright, Sea Bass.
Sorry about that, Daniel, appreciatelisten to the Wood Show. Let's
go to Logan. Hey, goodmorning, Logan, Logan, good morning.
All right, playing guests, who'sgas? When you're ready say hit
me, hit me? Oh alright, so Sea basses off the board.

(01:10:00):
Your guesses what Raby, Greg Menaceor Sammy? Guess who's gas? Show
me, show me what? Sorry, appreciate your listen. Let's go to
Joey. Good morning, Joe,Joey, Hey morning. We're playing radio's
most immature game. Guess who's gas. When you're ready say hit me,

(01:10:24):
hit me? Boys their egg onyour face? All right, so your
options are Raby, Greg Menace orSammy. Let's go for Greg Gory show
me Greg Gory Man Sorry, Joe? All right? Eight seven seven forty

(01:10:48):
four? What did this go to? Eddie? Hey? Good morning,
Eddie, Eddie, good morning?What do you show? Good morning?
We're playing guess who's gas? Whenyou're ready, say hit me, hit
me? All right, so youroptions are Raby Menace or Sammy you give

(01:11:14):
me a raby, show me raby. We are getting down to it.
We're down to U two people.Geez in this round. Let's go to
Gavin. Hey, good morning,game, good morning, good morning.
All right, so we're playing aGuess who's gas. When you're ready,

(01:11:34):
say hit me, hit me.It's like we heard it again for the
first time. Greg, that's thebest. I could play that four more
times, forty more times, fourhundred more times. Say all right,
so it's down between Menace and Sammy. Gavin, Guess who's gas. Let's

(01:11:58):
go Sammy, show them me.Sammy was a twist and turn right.
That was insane. I Chris,it's an easy put for you, my
friend. When you're ready, sayhit me. Now, if you've been

(01:12:18):
paying attention to here, Chris,you'll be able to easily identify Gus whose
gas? Uh great? Oh?Come on? It was an easy put.
No, I bet on the onthe don't cut one of come on.

(01:12:43):
That was a live performance. Thatwas a that was that was a
lot of performance. Dude, whatdid you show? Who's this? Devin?
Devin? Devin, Kevin, Yeah, Kevinvin, Okay, there we
go. We all heard the samething at least all right, So Kevin,

(01:13:04):
when you're ready say hit me.All right, Kevin, this is
easy man. You've been paying attention. Guess who's gas that same minute?
It is Kevin double menace nice Allright, Hey Kevin, congratulations you are

(01:13:30):
a winner on Guess whose gas?Yeah? There you go, man,
Hang on one second, we getall your information. How how is it
that Sea Bass cuts a fart?Yeah, and then leaves the room,
runs away. It's his own brand. And now I could smell it over
here. I'm sure you could thankover here. Yeah, I could smell

(01:13:53):
it over here. That is uh, that's like Dentty Moore foul that stuff.
I know, it's like vending machinesteams. Next hang on, the
show will be right back this.Yeah, this is the whole Yeah,

(01:14:20):
man, Why does it seem likesome people just hate money. There's like
a lot of businesses going on.A family in Australia they say they cannot
put a price tag on their beloved home and they have remained very defiant
in selling their five acre property thelast few years. So the developers who

(01:14:41):
own all the land around them offerthem a deal. They offer them five
million dollars right, and they stillsaid, no, well they want they're
holding out. Yeah. So thatwas ten years ago, that five million.
Oh wow, my god. Nowthey declined a fifty million dollar offer.

(01:15:08):
Oh so when from five million tenyears ago, now it's fifty million.
But they're not budging their neighbors.Praise their uh you know, steadfastness
and hanging in there, you know. Um they say if they sold the
way, they could put fifty newhouses in there. Take the money.
Yeah. Now here's from the here'san aerial view. Look, you could

(01:15:29):
tell which house is theres God,I think you want to stay They built
all around little Central Park there.Yeah. I mean it's just like house
house house house, house, househouse house house, big landing strip of
land with one house on it.Yeah, the other way it's principle.
Yeah yeah, but I wouldn't evenwant to stay there. You're just surrounding.

(01:15:55):
Yeah, that neighborhood thinks like itsucks. It does. Take the
money, right, Like why doyou hate money? Fifty million? Like
dude, at this point, likewith all this stuff that we've done to
our house and everything, like,I love this is the first time I've
ever I loved the place where Ilive, right, you know, like
love the house. Yeah, theland it sits on you know, on

(01:16:15):
state and everything, maybe not,but the house I love. Right,
five million dollars you can hit.I take the original deal right here.
Yeah, you know, fifty million, fifty million, you could have everything
that's in it. I'll give youa mouth party. I totally get the
principle and all that, but it'sgood. So wet and greeds with ye

(01:16:45):
at work, yeah right, exactlyat work could play your private party.
I know, I can't be thatemotionally attached to allergic to did your grandfather
build this house? And the answerin this case no, right? Is
it historic? No? No?But the pictures funny, that picture rules
the aerial view. I mean,I mean that is a lifetime at Fosters.

(01:17:10):
Oh my god, I know,go to you know, hang out
with your coole kidman. I meanfifty million that I mean. I applaud
the principle, but I questioned theirsanity. I say, said they did
the map thirty three to a halfmillion US dollars. Yeah that kind of
sucks. Well if you look atit that way, Oh yeah, I'll
still take it. Okay, Okay. In Australia, you own the land

(01:17:33):
and there's no land tax. Okay, alright, don't get some different lands
will have no tax like dog right, take the fifty million, open a
koala saying suary at eight seven sevenforty four, Woody, it is up
with the tax over to two twonine eight seven. Will be right back

(01:17:53):
that thought you no, not thatdark wow? Anyways, be right back.
We release some extra tickets for theWoody Show Fiesta, which is happening
tomorrow night. Now, when weput the tickets on sale last Friday,
they sold out. But there's alwaysthese holds for you know, the band
in this case is all time lowfor their folks whatever they need, and

(01:18:13):
then for the venue and what theyneed. But now that we know,
now that we know who needs what, we have these extra tickets. They're
on sale right now, so getthem while you can. We'll see you
at the fiesta tomorrow. But youcan go to party with Woody dot com.
Get your tickets right now. Somebodysaid they got them for like twenty
bucks. I think it's twenty bucksplus the fee, so all in is

(01:18:34):
twenty five bucks. Yes, solike once it's all said and done,
but yeah, you can get thosetickets and once they're gone. Those are
gone. La la la la lala la law and right into another new
hour of being sensitivity training, free, politically correct world. It is a

(01:18:54):
pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning. It's made the eleventh, twenty twenty
three. I'm Woody. That's raving. Greg Gory is here. Hi,
we got menace. What is up? Woody is our social media director.
Hi. You can find us.You can follow us at the Woody Show
Instagram, on Twitter, or onFacebook, Facebook dot com slash the Woody
Show. That right there is SeaBass. Yeah, we've got Sammy,

(01:19:15):
Good morning, Bart and Carolina here. Morgan is here, Von our video
producer on the job this morning,and we're leaving room for you at the
table to be part of the show. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four. Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four Woody. Also coming up
for you this hour, we'll lookat this weekend audio, all right,
see Bass the curator of clips.We'll have a bunch of stuff for nice.

(01:19:39):
But right now, guys, it'stime for Awe Babe or I roll
good all right. So Greg Goryloves the good news and there's so many
things he sees and he goes,and there's other things that aren't good news,
but still listen, it's an eyeroll response from Greg for whatever reason.
We're just trying to see how wellwe know Greg and what people go
with. Will it be a greatgory ahbab or a great gory eye roll?

(01:20:02):
Okay? And uh this first story, this is last year two Ukrainian
refugees. They came to the USwith their two year old daughter who was
born deaf. They'd gotten settled inNorth Carolina and they were able to bring
their kid to a hearing specialist whereshe got fitted for one of those colcular
implants and so now she can heargreat. And here's a little clip so

(01:20:36):
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh wow ah babe or eye roll,
I'm going babe, but a littleeye roll because Greg had hates technology
and you know, they had touse technology for yeah, and also the
tech that has a little girl hearingyep, and also kids, yeah,

(01:20:59):
and kids doesn't she is a girland hates That's true. Greg said he
would be so bummed out if he, well, let's say hypothetically he was
gonna be a dad and found outI was gonna be a girl. He'd
be bummed, dude. I thinkmaybe for optics. Still a babe,
He's honest with these. I thinkas a Russian he does hate Ukrainian angles.

(01:21:27):
Yeah, but still a babe andit still I'll say, uh,
I'll see a babe that is ahardcore a babe. Yeah, we discussed
many angles, Raby, So youwere being swaved. Yeah, initially I

(01:21:48):
was gonna go I put when Iwhen I saw the story, I'm like,
maybe I thought this is gonna bemaybe an I roll. Yeah,
those videos to me are what likesoldiers coming home videos are to you when
you first time. Yeah, right, you know it's weird to me and
I can't really, I guess thoroughlyunderstand because I've never been deef. But

(01:22:08):
in the deaf community, they arevery much against there's a large yeah yeah,
like you know, well, what'swrong, Like you know you're saying
there's something wrong. There's nothing wrongthis is but yeah, wouldn't you want
to hear? But I think ifyou can do this for a child who's
two, yeah, you know,before they live their lives speed hearing impaired.

(01:22:28):
That show that we like accused wasthe woman, the deaf woman who
took the baby because the parents weregoing to have this done. That's right,
this implant done, they thought againstit. Yeah, that's exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, we like thatshow on Fox. That's all right.
Ah, babe or I roll.A woman in Canada had the drop out
of college in twenty thirteen to focuson her sobriety. But he or she

(01:22:50):
is a decade later. She's twentynine. She's been sober for nine years,
and she went back to school andis ready to graduate as a valedictorian
of her class. All bab orI Roll, We'll start with you Sea
Bass. Yeah. I think heagain, maybe the menace call optics here.
Internally, Greg's like, uh,get over at bitch Twitter. That's

(01:23:14):
what you go to college for,to get hammered, to have for a
good time. So I think he'sgonna say a bay, but he deep
down inside you're giving us. You'renot giving us optic answers, right,
I mean, have I ever He'snever done that very sweet stories. I've
I rolled old people getting remarried stories. Greg's not a big fan of like
confrontation necessarily, Like you know,he's not a controtsial guy. But he

(01:23:38):
has said a number of things onthis show that would not be you know,
without controversy that you know, unpopularopinion. Right, and then I
just don't want anything afterwards. I'llsay it and then leave me alone.
Because we had that book because I'mso worried about this Canadian woman, not
about her or about the about alcoholism. I'm saying ahead, we had this

(01:23:58):
book alcohol Lied to Me, whichmean you enjoy Craig Back the author.
But I'll show it to Greg.They'll be like, oh, yeah,
looks like a loser, what aquitter? Right, of course, And
I had got a billion percent alcohollied to me. It didn't tell me
how much it ruled that, Isay, I'm saying, I roll right,
Yeah, leaning, I roll too. I think we already know the
answer. I'm going, I roll, say, Greg Gory, this is

(01:24:21):
a total ad babe, although witha caveat. I mean, you had
to drop out just to focus onyour sobriety. I know it's difficult,
and I'll hand you a beer inclass, right, I mean, there's
you're in for a rude awakening whenyou realize that, Yeah, the world
doesn't stop in nine years away fromcollege, a lot of starting and stopping.

(01:24:43):
Yeah, sobriety journey. I getit's tough. I mean for me
to not have a glass of winefor two days in a row, it
is noteworthy. That's my word thatI use. But Meg, I mean
good for her. My aunt gother degree when she was in I think
late fifties. I think it's coolwhen people do that. So this is
an a babe all right, Wellthere's a babe or eye roll ladies,
and that big said, yeah,don't quit, don't quit unless you have

(01:25:09):
to exactly. The doctor's telling yougot a court order and like alcohol lied
to me. Yeah, it nevertold me you gonna love me so much?
Yea. Does Raven like to gamble? Yes? Does she have a
gambling problem? Yeah? What isyour gambling problem? Not gambling? Right,
She's not gambling right now, currently, not gambling. More wood shows
next, hang up for me?Very quiet? All right? So the

(01:25:33):
tickets are back on sale for theWoody shows. I can't believe you made
it nine whole years without getting firedFiesta. You heard that right. The
show sold out on Friday with theamount of ticket is like the only ones
that were held back for for theband and for the venue, depending on
what they needed. And so nowwe have that number all squared away,
now that we're a day out fromthe show and we're putting we want we

(01:25:56):
want this to be a full house. So sure we have all the mating
tickets on sale as we speak.If you go to party with Woody dot
Com and it's tomorrow night at theConga Room down to lle Live, So
it's right there across from well usedto be the Stable Center Crypto dot Com
Arena, and uh, we wantyou to be there All Time Low DJ
Magic Matt who's subbing in for DJScotty Fox who has a wedding tomorrow night

(01:26:19):
to DJ, so he's not gonnabe Yeah, I know, bummed out
about that. Well it does embracedMagic Matt. I am, of course,
Yeah, I am. He's excited. Scotty has literally been part of
every single one of our events sofar. He hasn't missed one. It'll
be weird. And uh and that'seven like he had that stroke at one
point. Yeah, it's still nevermissed an event for us, So you

(01:26:40):
know, I gotta give it upfor his track record of attendance. But
yeah, Tomorrow night, Woody ShowFiesta with All Time Low get your tickets
right now, still the same price. There's no difference in the price.
It's twenty five bucks all in withthe fees and taxes and everything else.
And that money just goes to cover, you know, the stuff that we
need for the band, the backline stuff, all their equipment kind of
thing. But that's it. Andthen tomorrow night we will party noise.

(01:27:03):
Let's get hearted ready to party.Yeah yeah, but I don't know,
man, I think that'd be superweird too. They called the devil three
way, when it's like two child. Welcome back everybody, time for a

(01:27:23):
look at today. In audio,Sea Bass is the curator of clips and
so what have we got? Whatare we looking at here today? Well,
this week we're listening to here today, what we're listening to is the
biggest story. I don't know.I've seen this story internationally. The woman
who survived for five days. Now, the hook on this is a someone
has lost her dessert or in thiscase the bush the outback in Australia for

(01:27:45):
five days. No one cares,huh, except that she had a bottle
of wine, right, which wouldbe dehydrating, which you wouldn't want to
drink that, right, Student right, but we haven't really heard from her.
And from this is from nine News, Australia has their pie Pie.
I've been to Australia. Listen toall kinds of Australian audio. I can't
make it a half of what thesepeople are saying. Yeah, I mean

(01:28:05):
it's crazy. Yeah. It waswine in lollipops right right, and she
survived five days lost, cold anddelane in the Alpine high country. Are
you first thing a coming in wine? While singing wa in a sigarette?
Frank God? The woman police Statepolice when they have a cigarette, the
forty eight year old sense of whatthe policewoman had a cigarette litterly she did?

(01:28:28):
Is this the one right here?Say? Okay, so she's like
half Australian, half Asian, SoI think there's like a half Asian half
Australian accent going on. She maybe an immigrated from some other part of
Oceania. Yeah, because just listento it again. It's the woman police
State police when they have a cigarette, the forty cigarette maybe like New Zealand,
she was feeling for a cigarette afterold sense of humor and laugh intact

(01:28:54):
siphoned home in Chokingham. She hasstranded Hashback, which I can't exactly following.
I can't explain him. This isa news presenter on good Night.
This is one of the big likestations works out there. What are you
not getting? She was stranded inher hatchback? Ah is that what he
said? Okay and laugh intact syphenedhome in choking? What is that in

(01:29:18):
where she's from? And life andlaugh intact life intact syphened home in choking.
He has stranded hashback? Was hershould and villiance? No drinker?
No, they don't know at all. And you had to drink it to
drink it. What She's not analcohol drinker, but she had no choice

(01:29:41):
in drink. You guys are good. She has a great laugh A cigarettes
the hard time watched like British comedy. It's like, wait a minute,
hold on, it takes so muchto like sit there and like between the
slang. You're not a faulty Towersfan, you know what I mean?
It's like, wait, what,all right, let's bring the things back
here where they belong, all right? Menace? Yeah this When this movie

(01:30:04):
was announced, he was over themoon. Yeah, he says, this
is gonna be the huge hits becauseit's about flaming hot Cheetos. For folks
who don't know, there was acomplete lie that was made up by the
quote inventor of flaming hot Cheetos forthe past twenty five years, which we
found out after the movie was announced, right, and you would have thought,
oh, hey, this guy lied. He didn't invent flaming hot Cheetos.

(01:30:26):
It was under development years earlier ina different part of the company.
You think they'd say, Okay,we're not doing the movie. Yeah,
the movie didn't even pivot. No, no, they ran with it.
It's essentially eighty for Brady. It'sa complete fiction. But you have a
trailer now, and oh my god, let me see if you can figure
out what the point of this movieis. The guy started at the berry
bottom. I know, I don'tlook it. I got a PhD.

(01:30:49):
I'm poor, hungry and determined,sir. Okay, I can see you're
gonna be a weird one an idea. It's a spicy can't it's gonna change
everything. It will see our factoryand you're a janitor. Waste time on
this janitor is crazy? Like goodcan we tape by the way that was

(01:31:09):
cut way down, Stay Hayden,And it's not even going to the box
off. It was going to hell, it's not even gonna hit theaters.
Yeah, they dumped it in Hulu. So yeah, enjoy that menace of
your your predictions on the Flame andHot movie. I wonder how it will
do on We'll break records on streaming? Yes or what? No? No,

(01:31:30):
I'm gonna go with na dog HellNo, who is that passionate at
all about that? Well? WhenI got announced, it was like the
peak popularity of Flaming Hot Cheetos.But I'm saying, like, people like
flaming Hot Cheetos, but they areso passionate, Like, man, I
mean if it's a on, Butthat's not what you said at first.
You said, oh, this isgonna be huge, just like OK,

(01:31:53):
Yeah, it was peak. Itwas peak heightness of flaming Hot Cheetos.
I love there wasn't any scandal behindit. I love toll House chocolate chip
cookies. You're not going to seethat. There's a movie on Hulu that
I can watch for free invention.I don't know if I'm putting my time
on, especially one that lies abouthow they were. Yes, when it's
all fantasy. Yeah, yeah,I don't know. It's funny because Cheeta

(01:32:15):
answer your question, No, itwon't. I can't see that. My
confidence hasn't been rocked. I'm tryingto see if if I can get us
because there's they're still gonna have ared carpet premiere. Oh hell yeah,
I would love to get on thejust to talk. Hey, you know
this is a lie, right,you know, because this is this didn't
happen. Well, good luck gettingthere now. Yeah, oh wait,
damn it, I flew cover alrighttoday in audio, all right, so,

(01:32:36):
and speaking of movies, Mark Hamillhe attended the Carrie Fisher Hollywood walking
the same star and he was stabbedin the head for his efforts. But
what so we got some audio hereMark Hamill. He's getting back into his
car after going to the start eddicationfor his law departed friend and co star.
And these jackass nerds slash autographs arecramming like Star Wars stuff in through

(01:33:02):
the window to the point that oneof them with their pens their cracks him
in the face. You'll hear himsay, oh, just listen to this
chaos, Mark Mark, Mark,please, can you give just Mark Mark?
Please? Mark please on the bottom, Mark Angel, you can meet
angel to angel to angel to angel. Please here he got. Yeah.

(01:33:27):
Wow, so losers. This hasbeen a thing lately with celebrities saying that
they don't even care about paparazzi.It's these autos way worse. Yeah,
issues, Yeah, it sounds awesomegetting stabbed. He don't hurt the man?
Are you Okay? Oh? Didthat? You might as well have

(01:33:51):
done that because you're part of theproblem. Man, everybody Angel Angel Angel
to be like Bill Hayter. Now, just a full noteograph policy, Like
what are you doing, loser thatyou're waiting outside for hours and hours to
get Mark Hamill's signature on your toy. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I
said, if you're a real fan, and you know, if I'd met

(01:34:12):
somebody who I was a true fanof it, it wasn't I'd rather the
picture. I'd rather than selfie orlet them or if you really love the
person, let them go about theirbusiness. See like pressure them and stab
them. Like when I fan girledout and saw Brian Craston in line for
Southwest Right, Yeah, did Iask for an autograph? No? I
wanted to. I wanted a photo, but did you like butt up against
him and shove him as he's liketrying to down through the gates. Brian

(01:34:35):
Bright, you know what the problemis is these damn nerds. They need
to have ship. This reminds meand I pulled the clip of these is
not nerds, this is these arepeople selling it, but the people that
are buying it. Yeah, ifthey stopped buying it exactly these this is
the popularization of dorks. This isit needs to go back to like it
was nineteen eighty six SNL famous sketchwhere William Shatner he's highole, he was

(01:34:59):
at a treky convention and he seesall these losers, all these adults obsessed
with star Wars and comic books,and he says this rightly to them,
get a light. It's it's justa TV show. I look at you,
Look at the way you're dressed.You've turned an enjoyable little job that
I did as a lark for afew years into a colossal waste of time.
I mean, how old are youpeople? I say, that's when

(01:35:21):
I see people at the comic conwith literally a hundred funk pops. That's
so funny, and it's a startrek see bess, thank you very much.
Who cares? Get a life?You goddamn birds? All right?
This weekend audio? All right?So that speaking of things that Raby loves
AI. Oh yeah, and thanksthat Menace loves fast food. Wendy's announce
they're coming out with an AI.Well, a couple of other companies have

(01:35:43):
already been doing this where they havea pre programmed autobot essentially that'll talk to
you. This is from Rallies inNorth Carolina. Nice, I love the
frill aka Checkers in the other partsof the country. And this lady,
Kimmy Booth, she's talking to theAI. Unlet's see how that goes.
Oh, it's a drive through drive. I've been to a place like this.
Yeah, really, Okay, welcomeTorelli's. Would you like to try
our number one combo? And yeswith no pickles? I'm sorry, could

(01:36:10):
you repeat that? Oh? Good, number one with no pickles? Got
it? Do you want to makeit a combo? Yes? Medium or
large? And what's the drink?Large? Cherry coke? Okay, Henny,
she didn't get no thing you said. I'm sorry, she's crazy.

(01:36:32):
Can you run it? By god? By the way I cut that down
by about half. Oh my god, does it make things so much more
fish? She was? Yeah,exactly, she was large cherry coke.
I'm sorry I didn't get that.Really, I don't know how else large
cherry. Eventually, we'll get better. These are the prehistoric days of it.

(01:36:57):
We'll get there, guys, Yeah, but better. You know what
this is causing. This is causingthat, lady, you have to wait
longer for. That's my nightmare.All right, this weekend audio. All
right, we're gonna do a hopefullya rare feet here. We're gonna get
number one with his next clip.Get Raby to cry and get Greg to
get horny. How this is ayoung lady in her twenties because Raby's tears

(01:37:21):
make Greg horn She is on thephone with her dad and she's gonna tell
her dad that, oh, herfriend, who the dad thought was just
a friend, oh, is somuch more. But the dad doesn't know
that his daughter is a lesbian.I'm dating a woman's already pre horned.

(01:37:46):
Her name is Connie e FX onInstagram. This is how that goes.
Dad's not my friend, she's mygirlfriend. Oh that's cool. I really
like diet really, yeah, ofcourse, I like her too. He's

(01:38:09):
wonderful. Thank you you worrying aboutthat a little bit. I love you
so much. There's nothing you cando that would make me not love you.
And there's nothing wrong with that lifestyle. I perfectly agree with l so
much. Some of my good transin college lifestyles with me. I love

(01:38:33):
you too a little bit. Allright, how's it going with you?
Yeah? Greg? Just like that. There's no dude up in the damn
it. He's like. I likeher too. It's really cute. You're
lucky. I don't want you lookedlike again. So what did you guys

(01:38:55):
do last night? Do you guysneed me to buy up alcohol for you?
Yeah? Do you guys need pillows? Why? How did this happen?
Was it the hot tub? Doyou wear No? I shouldn't have
bought that hot tub? Do youwear button up shirts with nothing else?
Yeah? Super retreating? Yeah?Are you into canoeing? Just moved in

(01:39:18):
together? Cry? He was soaccepted. That's very nice. He was
crying. She was crying right looking. That's a good dad right there,
right, that's a great dad.I can't remember how she sounded, though,
body, what can you refresh mymemory? I hope she never tests
the eye. There's nothing you coulddo to make me nothing. I know,

(01:39:41):
I thought the same. I'm like, that's a little extreame dad.
Yeah I'm pretty sure. Yeah,like she could get a nose ring and
then sorry, honey, remember whenI said I couldn't love you for anything?
Yea, Yeah, that's awful.We'll continue with more this weekend audio
coiling up for your nextra The WoodyShow. Hang on, Well, delightful,
wiz of time. We'll be rightback exactly what is this? What

(01:40:08):
do you show? Had been rightback into it. This week in audio,
big story has been this stupid Edsheer In lawsuit, which thankfully he
won. Yeah, noise about himallegedly copying music, but it shows you,
I think, and Raby and Ihave talked about this for years now,
how terrible it is to have ajury of your peers. Yeah,

(01:40:29):
because this should have been thrown out. The incident was proposed professional JERRYS would
solve all of this. Yeah,and Ed Sheeron, Actually he went on,
I guess think this is Howard Sternand he had to show Howard and
everyone else that he brought his guitarinto the courtroom to demonstrate to people that
yes, chord progressions are and havealways been a thing in music, and
all the songs you heard of,both before whatever Let's Get It on was

(01:40:51):
released and after shared this very commonor many many songs share this common you
know, chord progression. Here heis demoing that, so my one is
him when your legs look like heused to before, and then there's that's
old you likely that I loved you? And then what was the looks like

(01:41:12):
we made it? Look how funWe've come a baby and she breaks just
woman. I mean there was onehundred and one songs. I think,
yeah, yeah, that's yeah musicthree one on one. But again,
average average moron on the street doesn'tknow. So we has to like weeks
and hundreds of thousands of dollars.It's just a matchup. By the way,

(01:41:33):
he has a really like that's offthe cuff, raw, unprocessed.
Well, he's super talented obviously,babe. Yeah, because God's like,
we gotta give this guy something.Muppet Well started with mess one up,
guys, we got to stop buildingpeople when we're drunk. Well, then
you say that from the Jesus Juiceand Ed Sheering he's been famous for years
now, and they said, okay, we can make him famous. I

(01:41:55):
tried Lewis Capaldi, yeah, uglier. Yeah, we'll give them a really
good sense of humor about it.All right, This week in Ado got
some why they oh no, wehave some more musician news. This is
from Menace Snoop Dogg. He wasat the Melican Institute Global Conference, which

(01:42:17):
is a like I think Tanky.I don't know who the hell they do,
because he goes to anything he's invitedto exactly. So Snoop dogs talking
about They're talking about technology and howit influences musical artists, and a Snoop
dog brought up this point streaming gottaget together. I don't understand how to
get paid off, Like, couldsomebody explain to me how you can get

(01:42:39):
a billion streams and not get amillion dollars? That's up and we need
to find a way to figure thatout the same way the writers are figuring
out. The writers are striking becausestreaming they can't get paid. Yes,
got sort of a point, sure. His His argument kind of went on
to, like, well, CDscost ten dollars and I could get paid

(01:43:00):
for you know, my percentage ofthat, right, But I don't own
to stream. I would need toown thousands and thousands of CDs, which
I'm not going to do as aconsumer, right, I'm gonna pick and
choose more So there's you know,there's something to be said there, but
it's still it's not an A toB math this weekend audio. Why are
they crying? Oh okay, allright, this is too young. I'll
give you just the setup on thisand it's gonna be hopefully pretty obvious.

(01:43:23):
Two young girls walk downstairs and theysee a bicycle. Why is one of
them crying? All right for me? Yes, happy birthday? Give Pepper

(01:43:44):
a hug, say thank you toPepper. What I can tell you exactly
what Pepper or the two girls?Yeah, this should be pretty easy.
It's not her birthday, right,yeah? So the one one girl said,
is that for me? And assoon as the parents said yes,
the other one loses her issue.I thought she could not have legs or
something because the ry and it's nother birthday. The kids are dumb and

(01:44:11):
they don't they can't understand, notmany common sense. Well it's not your
birthday yet? Yeah, yeah,no, jerks or one of them apute
you guys, Insensitivity training for apolitically correct world. It's the Woody Show.

(01:44:39):
All right, we are wrapping upon this Thursday morning. We on
The Woody Show and on the ThursdayPodcast. You're gonna find radio's most immature
game. Will Guess whose gas?Yeah, so go back check out guess
whose gas. It's always a classytime. It's a gas, it's a

(01:45:01):
gas, good one. Trying newsheadlines, redneck news. Also Raby's nerding
out that and more on the podcast. Just go to the Woody Show dot
com. Hey, great news guys. Tomorrow Friday morning, the end of
another week, and we're gonna getinto the weekend with a round of the
Friday Fail Stories. A dumbass contestfor your chance to win some stuff will

(01:45:24):
be, of course the d ui Q. We're gonna need your votes
for the redneck news story of theweek. That anything else that we could
do to possibly get through the morningany faster than we already will, we
will do Friday on The Woody Show. Raby, Menace, c Bass,
Sammy, anything you'd like to add, Yeah, great gory parting words of
wisdom. Please do your proofreading beforeyou hit send. I never do that.

(01:45:51):
Wait, well, I think evensometimes Menace does see it. It
just doesn't register, like what's wrongwith that? What it's so weird?
Like after it's ent, I'm like, oh, that makes zero sense.
What did I do see on thatlast thing? He just he forgot the
s sent. Yeah, after it'salready ented. Yeah, it's bizarre.

(01:46:15):
It is bizarre. Thank god forthat edit feature. M all right,
thank you very much, great gory. Thank you so much for giveing the
what he shows some of your valuabletime this morning. You know, we
love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest guys can suck it. Catch
back here on Friday. Have agreat day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch