The Woody Show May 17th 2023 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

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podcast. Just a heads up forall our people that listen to us in
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Show Insensitivity Training Class is now insession. Good morning everybody, it is

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Wednesday. It's May seventeen, twentytwenty three. Hello and welcome. We
are the Woody Show. The middleof the week. That's good news.
Yeah, I can't well if youthink about it now, there's there's no
full week work left from this pointuntil like a couple of weeks after Labor
Day, right because our labor filtMemorial Day, because we have today,

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Tomorrow, Friday. Next week isa short week for us, right because
we have a Friday going into MemorialDay off, and then the week that
we come back it's Tuesday through Friday. So the next time we have five
work days in a row, it'sit's a wild damn. So there you
go. That's something. Yeah,yeah, like the long holiday weekend coming

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up? Oh is it glorious?Rap? Thank you for being here giving
us some of your time today.I'm woy that's raving. There's Greg Gory
Menace is here. What's up?What is our social media? Directly?
Nothing's up, to be honest withyou, nothing. Yeah, somebody I
know I had this conversation when youget into um when when you when you
just kind of get into the treadmillof life. I feel like I'm in

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the treadmill stage. Okay, youknow, because all the home stuff is
done, I know that was abig all we have for a couple of
years. You have some more projectscoming up. We're redoing the kids bathrooms.
That's exciting. Yeah, and uhmy wife is insisting on since we're
doing that, you might as wellgo ahead and do the powder room.
You know. The guest but theguests will you, I know, you
don't call it the powder rooms weird, weird. Yeah, that's normal.

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Normal. Uh yeah, So wegot a couple of those, but that
they're not actually gonna get started fora while. But like I call the
treadmill stage of life to um becauseit's like you got work, and you
got your work life during the week. Kids are at the point where they
have their school although they're getting tothe end of the year here it's about
wrapped up. But just in general, they got their their school week,
they got their activities, and soyour whole life is very much just this

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this rinse swash repeat, rinsewash repeat, you know, and uh, it
just it just goes on, youknow, And so there's not a lot
of time for extra stuff. Yougot to have like a something to look
forward to, which is why I'mlike, oh, cool, we're gonna
have like nice long holiday weekend comingup. That'll be cool. But yeah,
just in general, like nothing's new, and the conversations with people start

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to get kind of lame because theygo, well, what's going on?
You go, nothing, you started. That's how you start talking about weather
and news and things like that.Yeah, yeah, And That's why I
think old people they got nothing goingon either, that's why they started talking
about all their medical stuff and nextthing, you know, Like it depends
on the person though. Yeah,like Raby's mom is active. My parents

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make me look like a recluse.Yeah, so active. I had to
have a conversation with my MoMA,like every time I talk to you,
please, I don't need doom andgloom. Yeah, please don't share me
share with me every single bad thingthat's happening under the sun. Well,
is it something that has to dowith her personally? Like is it her?
No, be like family drama orthe neighbors being weird, Like I

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go share something positive that's going on. Yeah, but that should be the
stuff that you should hear your momout on because you probably need someone to
talk to. No, believe me, she talks doom and gloom with everybody.
So all right, I don't needthat. Yeah, I don't need
that from her, Yeah, becauselike that's kind of your job, is
the soundness to like hear hear yourmom out whatever's going on, Like she

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wants you to commiserate with her,is what she wants, even if you
don't necessarily Yeah, greer one itbe endless and then it's funny because then
she goes, Okay, I wantto hate your mom. I won because
I don't want to sound so negativethat you won't be there for your mom.
Because I don't want to hear negativecrap all day. Mom. This
is how our conversations are gonna getgo. I need some positive amuse me,
No, I need some balance inyour conversation, is what I need.

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Yeah, was the last time yousaw her? I can't believe I
saw her probably five months ago.Okay, Yeah, he sends her some
Omaha steaks just to keep read baystart from gold belly. Yeah, exactly,
like Mother's day or her birthday.He's a pie, said, keep

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your mouth busy with this pie.You bad talking something like that, so
have to hear about the neighbors.There's a pie. Yeah, up about
the neighbors. I don't care,Yeah, mom, hash brown casserole.
Mom, what part of I don'tcare? Don't you? Yeah? Yeah?
Wow, I just don't care aboutthe negative stuff. Yeah, but

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you haven't. Just just in general, you have an odd relationship with your
with your mom, like we probablystrange, just wanting out of bolivars.
Yeah, because like we hear aboutyour dad ye time to time, but
yeah, I think, well,my dad's more of a positive guy.
But every time, like your momcan keep an eye roll from men,
it's like, uh because yeah,because it's constant negativity. Yeah sounds she's

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got a bunch of animals. Iknow, I know, I'd rather talk
about that, but she's off.Goat died the other day. How about
like, oh, you had funletting the goats out, and they're like,
I don't know, enjoying the feet. What if the goat died and
headline, yeah, well my goatdied. Well, how him stopped dying
or something? I don't know.That's have them stopped dying. My dad

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and my stepmom adopted a dog.They did, yeah, because the other
remember, sorry, I shouldn't havesaid that. Pretty negative. Sorry,
the old dog died like a fourteenyear old dak Russell Terrier. You know
they die eventually now, so youknow them to stop. Ye, dad's

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been missing having a dog around that. And it was fine for a while
from my stepmom because you kind oflike it seems like when um, when
an animal dies, people enjoy thebreak for a minute of the responsibility and
the you know, having to rushhome and a lot of it. They
kind of liked that little break fora while and then and then they miss
it, yeah, you know.And so then my my step mom has
been given my dad a bunch ofcraps. So they went to this shelter

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and they looked at this dog,and you know, like my dad seemed
to know immediately, and so theyadopted this dog. It's like a jack
Russell Terrier mix, you know,so it's it's bigger than a typical Jack
Russell, but really cute face.Yeah, his name's Mikey. Yeah,
my kids are so psyched. That'sfun. Yeah, And they sent him

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home with like all this stuff.They take care of everything first of all,
like all the shots and neutering whateverthey do and um, and then
all this other stuff like treats andfood and bowls and kind stuff like,
man, they went to a goodshelter. Yeah, it's a pretty cool
shelter. They're in Washington, PA. It's nice. Nice. Yeah,
that's cool. But seeing is mygrandmother who absolutely love It's like every time

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I call her, I'm like,oh what are you doing. She's like,
Oh, I'm gonna go travel here'regonna go do this, So I
just what's this antique story? Gradeyou love it? I just bought this
news that he's interested in. Thatsounds more like it should be like a
Raby kind of approach to things.But then, but I like hearing negativity
my mom's activities and stuff like,yeah, I like the minutia. Yeah,

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but if she's if she's she's gotsomething to complain about, something she
wants to complain about. Ye,but I'm just talking about constant complaining.
Yeah, and negativity is effing draining. See. I enjoy checking in with
Aunt Chrissy for a number of reasons. My Aunt Chrissy. Yeah she's nuts,
um, but I mean she's alwaysgot the good gossipy So I can

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talk to the sea. I canlike check in with like four different people,
or I can check in with justone. Yeah you know you know
everything, Yeah, exactly and solike, and she hears about it all
in one way, shape or form. She's like the inquirer of family gossip.
And so I can check in withher and like, not everything is
positive, But I don't tell herto shut up like Menis does his mom

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shut up? You're boring, You'reboring show. See you have a balancing
bitch. You're not you're not hearing. You're not hearing me. You just
abscribe something that there's a balance inthe conversation. I'm telling you there's zero
balance. Zero. I try,I try. Yeah, but what he
doesn't call Chrissy a useless, worthlessbitch. Ye? I wonder like when

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the phone ring ring ring ring,She goes hello, mask goes, what's
blood? Oh hi, Jason,what's how's your mom sound? Like?
Give us your best impression of like, like your mom's voice. We've never
heard her, meet her, talkto her. Yeah us, give us
I think you just get did agood Uh, I want to hear it.

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No, my mom doesn't have likea distinct voice at all. He
doesn't ask for that. To Justgive me an impression, your impression of
your mom. Oh, okay,yeah, me calling her? Okay,
there we go. Hey, what'smom? What's up? Mom? How
you doing? Oh? Well,you know, uh, a lot of
robberies and almost people. That's howit starts right away. Oh, hey,

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blood, what's up? What's up? Blood? Sound? Ye?
Oh yeah? And uh, stepdad got injured. He's gonna have to
have surgery. Oh, damn,you might have to amputate the leg of
the lama. Wow, No,Cat, I'm mad sad about yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, why are youso big? It's it's draining, manute.
It's a weird way. I feelsorry for your mom. I go
ahead. I know they get anegative thing about me. It's no,
no, I'm saying like you becauseI want her to be happy. That
sad um because like I don't know, like my relationship with my mom and

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like you know, I know Sammy'syou know, parents, and even Ray
look at her relationship and Greg talksabout Tom whatever. Like I just feel
like, you know, I'm kindof in a way like sad for you.
Don't be sad for me. Soawkward. Yeah you're not real close.
I'm not ripping on you. I'mjust saying like, I like I
feel bad in a way or sadin a way. And then you're like
you don't have like she's not likeyour big goat. No. It's like,

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hey, look, it used tobe really fun and we all used
to get together around the holidays allmy family. My family is the one
that has caused all the drama,and no one gets together anymore. And
they're constantly having drama. I don't. I stay out of all of it.
Yeah, like, once they starttalking about all that crap, I
want no part of it. Youknow what I think sucks is that he
says he wants his mom to die. That is so crazy and like he

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wouldn't even care, and he said, in fact, it would saving money
because it doesn't any more. Pause. Well, see the thing sucks is
you say stuff like that. Andthat's the reason I can't have her on
the air, because she doesn't shedoesn't decipher, like what is I wouldn't
start and what isn't And then herdumbass friends who listened to this show who

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I hate, who I actually hate, will say that you said that on
the air, not even jokingly,and then it just causes more her friends
dramas such I think hate her friendsand in the show that doesn't sound very
positive. That doesn't, but thoseare the people I wish that would die.
I'm gonna send you some steaks.Then it's okay, go ahead,
nice you not go Maha steaks.But they're good, they're they're expensive.

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Ship Yeah, that's his move.Send some food, send some gold,
yeah, Almaha steaks. They're madgood. They're so good eight seven seven
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yo, This ain't twins. Spittinga special shout out to my favorite radio

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show, The Woody Show. Y'allalready know how y'all be working and shaking
it like a foul gosh. Allright, welcome back everybody. It is
Wednesday morning. We are the WoodyShove. Of course, Raby's update from
the World of Nerds, the Wednesdayedition of Nerd Now it's coming up here

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in just a few moments. Alsosome of the after hours Voicemail's Woody Show
mail call in the minute as well. It's May seventeenth. Today is National
Cherry Cobbler Day. You know I'ma fan. Yeah it sounds good.
Cherry pie is my favorite pie.Cherry cobbler just as delicious. It's deconstructed.
Really is one. It is deconstructedcherry pot. Okay, man,

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sounds good. Yeah, I'll eatit. See Greg, Day's a Pino
Griggio day. All right, howdo you feel about pine? I know
it's not your favorite. It's white, so I'm not a big kind of
white wine or white man. That'strue. That's true. I say,
what did I say? That wasinaccurate? Not one thing? Today is
a National Graduation Tassel Day, allright, that was the big thing.

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You would hang your task to oneside from your rear view mirror in your
car. And I did see aguy the other day. This guy man,
he had the convertible Mustang with fuzzydice. See bright yellow, bright
yellow Mustang. This guy there waslike screaming midlife crisis. And uh,
this poor bastard. I mean,the fuzzy dice. The whole thing is

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a good luck dumb Yeah, atleast with the Tassel thing. I mean,
you just graduated high school. You'reyoung, you don't know any better.
Yeah, today's National Bike to SchoolDay. It's also National walnut Day.
Guys, it's Turned Beauty inside outDay. Fascinating. Yeah, and
uh, Pat pack Rat Day,which no, no, I'm cleansing.

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pretzel joint with the cheese regardless.So the my nearest Little Scesars, the

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online ording was down, so Itry to call it in come to find
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And then they tell me they can'tput the order in because the system's
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but the prenzel pizzas and it's lookingit's just hot and ready to go.
You gotta wait for it, Andlike me, I'm not waiting to

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run for that, that's why.But in the end I ended up getting
the uberies from a different store andspend twenty dollars on a pizza that could
have been seven dollars. Anyways,love you guys, Thank you. So
how's that for a first world problem? Right, gotta have it now,
pay triple the amount they want youapp app Everything's app. Yeah, and

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by the way, on Dominoes,for whatever reason, I keep getting these
emails from Dominoes to my personal account, not my work account, And I've
done that unsubscribed thing six different andit doesn't unsubscribe right, And Dominoes is
more involved unsubscribed than most places are, like because it takes you their page.
You had to put in your emailaddress, tell them which ones you

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want, just which ones? Isaid, no, all of them,
and it says I'm not a robotand then it brings up that capture crapper.
It's like click all the motorcycles,all the rainbows. Geez. I've
done that six different times, andI keep getting the stupid emails from Dominoes
like they just want to stop awful. Yeah, I think you have a
case, but I don't do thisevery once in a whiles. Every once
in a while, do like aspring cleaning kind of thing on my email,

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because next you know, you're gettingjunked up and I'll unsubscribe to all
this stuff, like how am Igetting this? Run subscribe and doty emails
and ninety five percent of the timeI would say, it's one time and
I don't get emails from them anymore. But this dominoes like they refuse to
let me go. They love you, love you, yeah, they love
you. Yeah, they need me. Man, Is your personal email used
for anything anymore other than bills?Um? Yeah, yeah, bills,

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correspondence with anything that's not work related. I do through my personal email because
how many times have I lost ajob or change jobs or what. All
that stuff's gone. So I haverecord, because Samuel will tell you she
keeps all her old text messages thesame way I do. I keep a
lot of old emails. I canreference back to them, and if I

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leave the job or get fired orwhatever, all that stuff's gone. Right,
So, especially all this stuff withmy personal I don't do any personal
business on my stupid working That's that'spretty dumb. Speaking to menace. We
have somebody here who's got a thoughton menas and maybe what's going on with
the with the bodega breath. I'msure it's nice after ours voicemail EAT seven

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seven forty four. Would I heardsomebody call in about MENACE's death breath saying
that he had the philosophy more all. It might also be that you get
tonsil stones as you get older.A lot of people get fissures in the
back of their tonsils where food willget caught. And if you don't have
one of those like little syringe thingsthat you would use to like shoot water
at it, people will get caughtthere and it will like calcify over time,
and don't just create this really nasty, almost really strong, garlicky gross

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smell. So Menace hasn't ever checkedin on it. He should check to
see if he has tonsil stones.You can you can even check. You
press your tongue against it and theywill pop out. It's really really gross.
Yeah, we've heard all about that. You had Joe Coy in here
one time, our friend comedian,He stuck his finger down the back of
his throat and pulled out these twostones. So it was, oh my
god. And he as I getthose two jamming his finger back there and

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we have an effect. Yeah,I mean because I get those two,
but I've I do not get thosebecause we were absolutely convinced, yeah I
don't have that. We got wegot a video of Joe Cooy in studio.
Uh, you know, show movingshowing men is giving a hands on
presentation. This is nerd out withraving. Tell me it's gonna be more

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fun than that guy. All right, what's got you all nerdy? On
this Wednesday morning? Their rave,FX, FXX and Hulu have been making
all kinds of announcements for when showsare coming back. Okay, now the
best show you aren't watching that Ifreaking love what we do in the Shadows,
that mockumentary about a group of vampiresliving on Staten Island, coming back

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for season five Thursday, July thirteen, and that's on FX. Archer returns
for its fourteenth and final season onFXX on August thirtieth. That spinoff of
Justified with Timothy Alfont, Justified CityPrime Evil comes out July eighteenth on FX.
Remember that's the show they're having allkinds of problems with In Chicago.

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People kept like crashing into the setsand stuff. Yeah, another great show
that I absolutely love Reservation Dogs,which was recommended by listeners. It's so
good. I love it. It'scoming back for season three on August second.
That's exclusive on Hulu. The Bearalso exclusive on Hulu. That got
a full trailer for season two thatdrops June twenty second, And Greig,

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I think all episodes drop on Junetwenty second. The Bear, Good Bear.
It's gonna be binging it should whichis I know you're looking for pro
bene now. Still, I onlyknow a few people that actually went to
see Avatar The Way of Water.Yet somehow it is the third highest grossing
movie of all time. Yes,well, it's gonna land on streaming on

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June seventh and be on both DisneyPlus and HBO. Matt, oh wow,
I'm not really sure how that works, but yeah, it's gonna be
both places. That's when I'll finallywatch it. Yeah, but we'll tell
us when you tap out or tellus how you know what we should do?
A does it suck? Menace getsHigh Edition and watches Avatar The Way

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of Water. Right, Rachel Brosnahan, who's just wrapped up her time playing
the Marvelist Missus May is on theshort list to play Lois Lane in James
Gunn's Superman Legacy. Word is thatBrosnahan had a really outstanding audition for it,

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so she was asked about this onthe View and she said, look,
it would be extraordinary. I grewup watching Lois Lane, this incredibly
talented journalist, far from a Danzelin Distress, and I would jump at
the chance if it arose. Othercontenders for Lois laner said to be Emma
Mackie, who's in Netflix's Sex Education, Bridgerton actor actress Phoebe the Nipe,

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and Samaraw Weaving, who was lastin Screen Six. One of the guys
on the shortlist for Clark Kent isa dude I've never heard of David Cornn
Sweat, who was cor Yeah,course Sweat, who was in Netflix's Hollywood
and he was the lead role inPearl. So I'm like, who is

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this skuy I've never heard of him, and I looked up as a picture.
Oh my god, if you thinkClark Kent in his twenties, it's
this dude, really really yeah,we'll probably get it then. And Nicholas
Holtz seems to be the only personthat they're considering to play Lex Luthor,
So I don't know, we'll see. I'm raven. For more nerd stuff,
check out the Nerd podcast at theWoody Show dot com. Nerd.

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All right, thank you very much, Raby, you got it, Dunk
more. Woody Show is next.Hang up, don't go anywhere. The
Woody Show will be right back.All right. So coming up this Saturday,
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Now, Menace is gonna be atthe Diso Store, right, Oh,
I can't wait. This Saturday fromthree to five pm the Diso Store at
Monesedo Crossing Center, and one luckywinner is gonna get a two hundred and

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fifty dollars shopping spree some other prizesas well. So go out see Menace
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Yeah. Yeah. We are intoanother new hour of insensitivity training for a

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politically correct world on this Wednesday morning. It's May seventeenth, twenty twenty three.
Good morning to you. I'm Winny. That's raving. That's great gory.
Hi to his right, going rightto left on your radio. That's
menace. What is up everybody?Sammy? Hi? See you man?
Yeah. In the other room overthere, there's a board. I see

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Caroline there. Here in the WoodyShow production department, Morgan is here.
Our video producer Vaughan is here.And you can be a part of the
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to the girlfriend Whisperer and ladies.If you need inspiration, love to find
some some way in your life,this man will help you. He has
direction for such a creep. Seeshe's already closing her ear. She heck,

(24:47):
yeah, he's a creep. Andyou'll see like, Okay, what
he's saying is cringey enough, youknow, And then you see his face
and you're like, oh god,that's kind of think. I may have
found a fellow feminist. And thena fellow feminist, yes you mean another
one like you. I mean hemight be better than me. Oh that's
how I'm trying to understand my ankleshere. You don't understand. It's so

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cringey and like, hey, fellas, if you want to know how to
talk to the ladies, Oh yes, yeah, they'll for everybody. Yeah,
okay, it's like how you seethose well we were talking about those
those people who just gently guide theshark away, you know what I mean,
they just now to palm your handkind of thing, Like, I
mean, what do you way doyou hear? Rave? You're not gonna

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be able to contain yourself. I'mlooking forward. You're gonna be like Jason
Momoa, who let me see thisguy? Really right? Yeah, there's
a guy in New York. He'sbeen on over six hundred first dates but
can't find the one. Forty threeyears old. He says he has over
one thousand phone numbers in his phone, but just to keep striking out in

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love. His name's Joey. Joey, Yeah, he says, I don't
want to say I'm picky, butI'm just honest about wanting to feel a
certain way. Always follow your gut, and you can tell that on a
first date. Yeah, Well,I mean I guess it's the first impression
thing, right, maybe they cantell that about him. Yeah, maybe,

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maybe you're not wrong. Man.Yeah, There've been occasions where I've
been more interested than the girls,but I've had very few bad first dates.
I just like to meet new people. Joey's maybe try going on one
of those dates as Joe Yeah,yeah, sit up, switch it up
some other dating stuff. A newPaul has revealed that forty eight percent of
single people have received unsolicited nude photosfrom a date or from a match on

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a dating app. Four thousand people. Yeah, it seems low. Well,
that seems about half of people,which is women. Yeah, there
you got every woman I know hasgot an unsolicited dye. That's true.
Women on the majority of our minoritiesin the world unsolicited. Yeah, I

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mean that's bold. Literally every womanyeah, ever gets deep picked under sixty
years who's been around since the internet'sbeen around? Yea, how does that
work? Let me ask you.I mean, I know how women feel
about it for the most part.I mean you're gonna find the unicorn every
once in a while, like somechick who likes it or whatever, Like
in the gay community. How doesthat work? Greg Or like, is
it like like almost required, I'msolicit you know, deep pick fine by

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me? Yeah, yeah, justanother day. Yeah, and as and
in the when you're first dating,it's usually one of the questions. Yeah,
if I was on these dating appsand I got an unsolicited you know,
nudy pick from some chick, I'ddig it, like, yeah,
most likely scammed, but still awesome. I really get rolled or whatever.

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It's a giant red play. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know,
just going back to Sea Bass's math, I think we know who's guilty here.
It's dude sending unsolicited picks to women. Yeah, yeah, because gay
guys don't care. I don't thinkstraight guys care getting unsolicited you know nude
picks. Love it, but yeahthey're fine. Doesn't happen. But yeah,
you never get that before you meetsomeone unless they are trying to scam

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you. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. The survey also found that forty three
percent of daters have been ghosted beforeforty percent have been stood up on their
dates. But yeah, no,no unsolicited nudes to the ladies please,
fellas. But if gay, well, I do believe this. Gay dudes
and straight women like the same thing. But why are women always like,

(28:32):
oh, well, yeah, it'snot a question for the ladies. It
was. I mean, I don'tgo oh, but all of a sudden
I become menace and just start laughing, really looking out stupid. Yeah wang,
yeah, because you probably find thatguy unattractive. If it was an
attractive guy, you wouldn't. Yeah, what if it's all right? Back

(28:55):
to somebody think going back to JasonMomo. What if? What if?
What if Jason hypothetically Jason Momoa's wangpick. Yeah. Yeah, see so
it's the guy, but would yoube laughing at it? Like you said,
like, oh, this is ridiculous. I guess if it's tiny,
but otherwise yeah, see another goodpoint. Yeah it's selective. Okay,
Well it's also it's a sign ofstupidity, Like, right, this is

(29:15):
a stupid It may be the mostdelightful looking one in the world, but
like, like, you don't haveto do that, you're an idiot,
right, Well, maybe some chicksstill do on Pinterest, like maybe they
want to pin it, you know, like, oh check it out?
What if you even search for thaton let me look alable on Pinterest.
I don't know, I don't Pinterest. I'm just saying like Oh my god,

(29:37):
this is like the ideal one.Look at this, Maybe put a
wreath around it or like he dazzledlike festive that it would be on Pinterest.
Yeah, possibly like an art projectlike the ring Toss. Yeah.
Yeah, Like I was watching oneof those house hunting shows. Uh and
uh. This woman had this rabbitthat her grandmother had given her because every

(29:59):
holiday they would rest it up indifferent outfits and stuff like that. So
it was very important that you know, she had that as part of her
you know, new home or whatever. She would bring that. So like,
you know, maybe like if thewoman finds the right penis, you
know, the right penis picture,like, you can dress it up for
all the different holidays I've been lookingfor. Yeah, you can put it
like some Easter bunny ears on itor something. Yeah, a couple instead
of nuts, you have a couplelike Easter eggs at the bottom therese lipstick

(30:21):
to like patriotic, like like arocket. I probably would not be friends
with that person. Yeah, therabid thing reminded me there was this other
So we're talking about this girlfriend whispererdude, who, by the way,
has a decent amount of Oh he'smillions. Yeah, like we talked about

(30:45):
like our YouTube just trying to getto one hundred thousand. Yeah, this
loser. Wow, Like, damnyou so hard. I'm the only one
beside Sea Bass here who's heard thecave. But you're not letting us wait
to hear the clips. Oh I'mpoisoning the well. Yeah. Now this
guy would operate, he would wantto invite you in gently. Oh yes,

(31:07):
sweep you off your feet. Butyeah, this guy's got a ton
yeah millions, multiple platforms, yeahyeah, millions or his students. Um.
By the way, uh YouTube channelthat has the most subscribers. UH,
India's largest music label and studio,has the most subscribers two hundred and
forty one million. Oh damn crazy, he's impressive. What was in the

(31:34):
song of the year for at theOscar night? It was a Bollywood song?
Yeah it's massive. Yeah. Um, let's see you got the YouTube
movies did account one hundred and sixtyfive million followers YouTube movies? Yeah,
that movies you can either watch.You can watch like older movies with ads
included, or you can you canbuy and rant off there too. Kocomelon

(31:57):
Nursery Rhymes has one hundred and fifteight million followers. Try watching one of
those other day. Here is it? It's it's little kids songs, it's
but nothing with kids. Don't watchsomething again and again. You got the
other one from India set India onehundred and fifty five million. Then he
got mister Beast at number five,one hundred and forty nine million noise.

(32:17):
The account is called music one hundredeighteen millions. All right, all right,
beauty Pie. I didn't think beautyPie is still a thing. That's
why I haven't heard that name ina long time. Someone still has to
explain why he's interesting to me.Kids Diana show okay, one hundred and
ten million subscribers. Yeah, it'slike I don't something you can just put

(32:37):
on from Flad and Nikki ninety sixpoint five million. Lad, Yeah,
Nicky, I don't know. Iknow, Vlad, But it's another preschooler
thing. Oh okay. And that'swhere do you make money, dude.
It's just it's the easiest stuff inthe world to write. No sure,
the place to make money, aswe all know, only fans, that's
true. People pay for the dumbeststuff. If you get preschoolers on,

(33:00):
Hey, kids. Let's let's learnour baby's I mean, like, man,
that's we mentioned it before. Ladies, it's just your foot, Oh
my god. You know, justmake money. You're walking away from so
much money. There's another dumb person. I saw this woman. She just
dresses up like Jessica Rabbit. Right, yeah, she's twenty four, she's

(33:21):
from Brazil and m She says thatshe is bringing in one hundred thousand dollars
a month only fans, So shemight have a few fans, okay,
who you know, whatever, whomight be kind of creeps dollars, who
might be might be whatever. Onehundred thousand dollars a month, you can

(33:42):
afford some security. And she's likeJessica Rabbit, who we spent some time
at the buffet too. So shewon a contest in twenty twenty one.
They're in Brazil for having the mostbeautiful lady parts. So she's an award
winner, like you know solid Ohyeah, there you go, touch up

(34:05):
a roots though. Yeah, ifyou're gonna be Jessica Rabbit, you red
okay, yeah, kind of doeslook like Maddie, says says Deli,
says Delli Cilli for Brazil a onehundred thousand a month, one hundred thousand

(34:27):
dollars a month. She's just arelatively like attractive woman who dresses up like
a cartoon. Yeah, so backback again to it, rab I think
you're missing out on a huge opportunity. You're right, huge opportunity. Yeah,
oh yes, Yes, that's thebusiness I want to be in,
ye fanti selling. That's what's whatwe're saying. We're and without any further
ado, we'll have the girlfriend whisper. You can hear with this all about

(34:52):
for yourself and like SeaBASS mention.This guy's got millions of subscribers, so
he's making money, good money,good money with this stuff that he's doing.
You'll hear it next to them onthe Woody Show eight seven seven forty.
It is it's just like God,you ever see something or here's something
you're like, has anybody like fallfor that? Sure? As the time?

(35:15):
Anybody into this all the time.Yeah, this is what I want
to hear and see more of.Sure, there's a promo for the Woody
Show. I know that's what Iwas about to say. There we go.
I let that please, eight sevenseven forty. That's good point,
touche text over to two two ninetyseven, will be right back. Coming
up next on the Showy, we'llface one of his biggest beers, the

(35:39):
hell that icture then put it onthere, So Woody Show, We'll be
right back. Stuff. Can't believethere are suckers out there who willingly sign
up for the show. Yeah,but here we are. This is the
Woody Show when I welcome back?Because right, I mean the girlfriend whisperers

(36:00):
all right here. Seabas found thisguy and it started with a check this
out. Yeah, a friend ofa friend of a friend's kind of sent
this and showed this to me,and he couldn't believe it. This guy's
name is she can follow along isIvan Niccolo on Instagram and TikTok. Full
name Ivan Niccolo, menisis or mensisis what you're about to hear Menzies's but

(36:22):
it looks like mencies. So whathe does is he at some point,
I don't know, a year ortwo ago, he started doing that.
We've talked about this, like,especially on the social media. These idiots
who know nothing will try to belike inspirational and motivational speakers. All of
a sudden they're Yoda, right,exactly. But his quote lane, his

(36:43):
specific angle is he's speaking to women. In fact, his tagline his women's
lifestyle, Love and self Discovery,and he does videos. Is a straight
guy. Okay, so he haspunchable face, gay face, etcetera.
But I go back. I wentback as far as I could in his
Instagram, and there's pictures of himand like a six year old boy,
a little kid that apparently he's marriedwith a kid at least one, but

(37:07):
and so that was his and it'slike the original pictures of him next to
cars and kind of doing that.He was trying, I think that lifestyle
success fluencer until he stumbled that didn'twork, and then he, I guess
one day tried this like dumb aspirationalquotation stuff, especially for women. And
this is kind of like what youknow, I've seen a lot of stuff
about, like isn't that what Dylanmulvaney who's been caught up in that whole

(37:29):
bud light thing, Like h waslike on the Ellen Show doing something.
It was on like some other TVshow, Like he's been trying to be
famous for a number of years.Odway stuff and all kinds of stuff.
Anyway, and then finally stumbled uponsomething that really kind of stuck and and
he got them out there. Yeah. So a lot of this stuff is
talking to women about men in theirlife and how to find that one man,

(37:51):
and it sounds like he's trying toget himself out of the friend zone
in a lot of these clips tostart with this one. All right,
can we be more than friends?I mean if I told you the music
alone? Yeah, these are longclips. You might have to tap out
of these and like, yeah,yeah, I'm already tapped out. But
it would be one thing if hewas just like, all right, guys,

(38:13):
here's what you need to know,or hey, ladies, here's what
need to know. And he justgives like a quick like in fifteen seconds.
He's sort of playing a role ina lot of these. Okay,
but he's got to get the musicin there. It's got to mean this
big, like melodramatic. Can webe more than friends? I mean,
if I told you, would itchange anything? Would you see me differently?
Would you still be my best friend? Oh? My god? Did

(38:36):
you even care? If I toldyou you broke my heart? How would
you reply because you're ripped out myheart? Oh? No, I only
have myself to blame for thinking wecould ever be more than friends. But
like, what was he talking about? So that sad clip starts, or
that that's the entire clip? Okay, so out there? Yeah, oh

(39:00):
yeah, it's a lot of thesehypotheticals, like like I'm the one,
you were the one that got away, or you're the one that got away,
or or he's talking two women abouthow he likes certain things, like
in this clip, he he talksabout how you know it ladies. A
lot of times guys will tell youyour girlfriends will tell you don't be too
clingy. Well I've a nicolo.Oh no, oh he liked that.

(39:21):
Yeah, right, And the thingis it's video too, so it's not
just like an audio clip or it'shim like staring off off. Then is
he like saying that this is whatyou should be telling women or these are
just random clips that he's like,yeah, I said he's the girlfriend whispers.
He's like, he's just talking towomen. I think he's just telling
them what they want to hear.Right, Okay, yeahah, so here
we go. He likes clingy.I like clingy. Yeah, I like

(39:43):
when someone purposefully grabs my hand toshow other people embars. I like that
when something exciting happens to your day, that I'm the first person you want
to tell. I like coming backto when I miss your text message when
I'm in class or taking a napp. I like that random call at one
in the morning. I just don'twant to hear my voice, ass wife,

(40:06):
No you don't. No, He'sjust you better want to hear more
than my voice if you're calling meat one hand, I'm just saying,
girl, I kind of speak toGregory a little bit. I mean I
get that part. I like allthose things too. Yeah, but I
wouldn't watch his video. I don't. I'm with men as I like,
I understand that is he teaching us? No, I think he's just telling

(40:28):
women what they want to hear,or a certain type of woman that yeah,
basic bitches. Is he using ustrying to get women? I don't
think so. Not if he's married. I think I believe he is.
Like I mean that last clip itdid speak to me, like, I
get it. I totally get it. I want to be welcome because o'clock
in the morning, just to holdhand, hear about your dead part.
No, I'm looking at his bioand he says, I'm not a writer.

(40:51):
I like to be the performer.It's like he's yeah, so this
is a character. Yeah, it'sa character that's funny. Well yeah,
but it's not like not intentionally eatit by any means, like, hey,
he's doing no again. This iscontent for basic bitches that want to
hear this type of stuff, likethe Hallmark type chick. Maybe a chick
who says, hey, I don'thave to be a perfect body or have

(41:14):
a perfect body to that one soullistening to this, stop falling in love
with someone's body and stop looking ata person's height, skin color, hairstyle,
or body type. Instead fall inlove with someone's soul. Damn,

(41:35):
the body becomes beautiful. Okay,So that's actually advice, Like guests,
it is for like people. He'stalking about all those filters that people put
on from the dating apps, LikeI stop doing that. I just can't
take the delivery seriously many Yeah,you know, but fall in love with
the soul and I get the musictoo, because he's using the algorithm for

(41:58):
the music so people can so hegets more views on his videos. Now,
Greg, how you can't go oneday without talking to Mario, right,
I've a Nicolo feels your pain.Okay. I used to think I
couldn't go a day without your smile, without telling you things and hearing your
voice back. But then that dayarrived and it was so damn hard,

(42:19):
but it ruled. The day arrivedand it was awesome. I had the
house to myself, it was completelyquiet. I watched Why I wanted,
I ate when I wanted what Iwanted. It was rule. I watched
dumb porn. Yeah, and Joe, and you're what's that is? This
is also for like lonely people,what's even harder? And I knew with

(42:43):
a sinking feeling was going to getworse, and I wasn't going to be
okay for a very long time,because losing someone isn't an okation or an
event. Now. It doesn't justhappen once, It happens over and over
again. Yes, I lose youevery time I pick up your favorite coffee
money, whenever that one song playson the radio, or when I discover

(43:07):
your old T shirt at the bottomof my launchy pilot. There's only one
million you say anything like this toanybody, and that's when you're writing an
inside of a card, right,Greg, Like it's a great version even
then, even yeah, this isbecause it's so you're so high school love
letter truly so gross and now allof a sudden, weird a weird accent,

(43:29):
like, yeah, he's like,I don't know where he's from.
I was going to ask, evenI'm looking at Russian your skin collar.
So he's got advice again for basicallyso you know how, like, and
he's making money doing this over amillion on Instagram, over two million on
TikTok. So you know how,ladies, how you finally break up with

(43:50):
that one guy who you love butyou just know he's bad for you.
And then suddenly you've been there manytime, you know, later on,
maybe even a few months later,the phone rings, Yeah, well I
haven't had some advice for you.Don't answer because it will happen six months
from now, when you finally feellike you can breathe without thinking of him,
he will call and suddenly all theair will be sucked out of you,

(44:13):
and your fingers will shake, andyou will have to remind yourself that
you've already let go. You willhave to drop your phone because if you
hold on to it for a second, too long, you will answer.
I found I just threw up inmy mouth. I believe I hate it,
you know, I thought again andagain, is your wife wouldy she

(44:35):
would hate this guy so much?Oh? Yeah, get out of here?
Yeah? Oh god, Sammy,I mean you're pretty basic bitch.
Yeah, no offense, I mean, but I means facts of facts.
No, he's the worst. Isee what he's trying to do in the
sense of just making girls feel likethey're not crazy or like their feelings are

(44:57):
validated, like, oh, somebodygets me. But it is the words.
Have you had any so far onthese Have you had any like ah
bab reactions? No, not one. I can't, like you said,
the delivery, all of it.Yeah, I think we've had a good
idea on the text. Is thereany way we can contact him for an
interview? Oh? I did findhis because I'm trying to get his emails

(45:20):
right there he is. We shouldinterview Roulette to that one soul listening?
Is his email address to that one? You just you can just keep rolling
for these clips. Yeah, sowe can't stand anymore, which I'm already
there. Dear love, When youlook at all the years that we've been
through, I do so with asmile on my face through all the ups

(45:44):
and you know, it's funny likethis reminds me of being at the store,
like shopping for cards. Yeah,like you get through like the first
like line of the card like nope, or you get like maybe to like
okay, you made it past thefront of it and you open it up
and you go, oh that doesn'twork. Boom, put it right back.
This is like every Valentin's Day card. You see this, doesn't you
know? And yeah, you're like, God, like doesn't sound like me

(46:05):
at all, Like dear love whenyou look at all the years that we've
been through, I do so witha smile on my face. Nope,
that goes right back onto the shelf. Who writes you talk that way?
It's like rock lyrics like I mean, like you know, like see their
songs river Deep in my Soul,in my deepest darkest that work like it's

(46:28):
it's always there's always a river,there's always something about a soul. And
it's like this over the top romanticgarbage. This guy's just spew and through
all the ups and downs that we'vebeen through, the one thing that has
remained constant, this is my lovefor you, the love that I feel
for you, has gone from wildand free to me just enjoying the little
things about you. Nope, rightback on the shelf again. It's gone

(46:51):
from wild and free. I likesthe beauty and the beast music. Yeah,
like going for a walk, Nope, seeing your face across the breakfast
table, and even paying the billswith you. We have years say.
It's also crazy, damn it.There's also delusional chicks that are watching this

(47:13):
thinking like he's talking to them.So I figured his audience is. Yeah,
it's like weirdo, lone ladies who'venever been kissed types. But also
I think like teenage girl, liketwelve thirteen, fourteen year old girls would
see this and be like, ohyeah, he only has twenty thousand YouTube
following. His YouTube's way low low. But otherwise that's why I know TikTok

(47:35):
is so high. His Instagram postshave like seventy thousand likes. Oh read
the comments. They're not like ohyou suck, It's like, oh my
god, I've been wanting to hearthis final years that has passed my heart
gross with such love for you thatit aches. If I were to leave
this earth tomorrow. It will bewith no regrets, only with a certainty

(47:58):
that you are the person I weremeant to be. With nothing besides death
will ever tear us apart. Ohmy god, noie, Okay, I
just want to know who he's talkingto the whole thing, so hes talking

(48:20):
to you. That's the thing,Grecus. It could be anyone, to
be possible for someone to have apunchable voice. Kid Raby, We'll tell
you her deepest, darkest secrets.I'll tell you what it's not. It's
nothing sexually coming out. It's alesbian. I'm waiting for that announcement for

(48:47):
We'll be right back. We're back. This is the way show all.
Welcome back, everybody. We're stilltrying to get all the grime off of
us. Good from this dude.This girl whisper. Yeah, I guess.
Yeah. You could listen to thatand fantasize that he's talking to you.

(49:07):
Yeah, that's pretty much what's goingon, pretty much. Somebody said
he does have a soothing voice,though he could do like audible maybe not
audible, but maybe that what wasthat mind space or whatever, call chicken,
call anybody's anything, whatever her nameis. Tomorrow I would put me
right. She's I question for you, guys, have you ever seen a

(49:34):
mess you just saw it and thenyou pretended that you didn't see it.
Just think maybe somebody else is gonnapick this up. Like none in my
house because I'm a single lady,but anywhere else. Yeah, even like
growing up though, like when youwere with your mom, dad and your
brother, No, I would tryto be a little bit more helpful for
them. Okay, office though,no f s given. I'm more of

(49:57):
a cleaner, And I think thetelltale sign of this is if somebody says
I'm gonna let that soak, thatmeans you're gonna do it. Yeah,
Yeah, that's procrastinations. Look,I'm the guy who here at the radio
station is constantly wiping down the countersin the men's bathroom and picking up all
the paper towels that are just strewnabout all over the place. Paper towel

(50:19):
thing exploded the kitchenette. Yeah,that would any of that. I'm fifty
on it. It depends on howmuch energy I have. Uh. Forty
nine percent of adults admit to ignoringa mess and then leaving it for someone
else to do effort. That woulddrive me nuts, I close them all.
We were at Valencia Town Center onetime. We were just walking through

(50:42):
the outdoor mall part of it,and there was like a cover to where
like a hose would hook up right, you know, but like when you're
not using the hose, you're supposedto close the cover, so, you
know whatever, it was just left. Why. I walked like out of
my way to the opposite side ofthe of the of the walkway or whatever,
and my wife, where are yougoing? I'm like, and I

(51:04):
close it. She goes, you'redoing it on purpose. I was like,
I'm not. I saw it andit was like I felt like it
needed to be closed. I agreewith you because you're just doing that.
I'm like, I'm not just doingthat. You've done it if she wasn't
there. I do that kind ofstuff when she's leat. Why is it
that the clean orderly people get rightbranded We're weird want things orderly and clean?

(51:25):
What y? Yeah, it's soweird because this is all part of
like some kind of like cleaning surveyasking people about different things, like the
areas that people get the most anxietyabout or put off the most cleaning floors,
rugs, inside the refrigerator, windowsin the dishwater, things like that.
You know. One thing I absolutelyhate is kitchen tables or like an

(51:52):
island that has mail on it,you know, like I hate when people
use the kitchen table. It's justlike it's a drop zone. The drop
zone. It's the worst. Now, when you do a deep cleaning,
it doesn't last long. The averagepersons at their home starts to feel dirty
again in twelve days, and I'mthinking that'd be awesome. Twelve days it's
a long time. When my wifeand kids go out of town to go

(52:14):
visit the parents or something like that, and I'm left to my own devices,
the house is spotless. Yeah's spotless. They get home, it's a
disaster within twelve minutes. That yeget that. It's the Woody Show.
Welcome back to the Woody Show.Marry your best friend, seriously, find

(52:37):
the strongest, happiest friendship in theperson. You fall in love with.
Someone who speaks highly a few someoneyou could laugh with the kind of flaps
that makes your belly ache. Yeah, life is too short not to fall
in love with someone who lets yoube a fool with them. How about
this, how about you just settlefor someone you could tolerate, you know

(52:57):
what I mean, Like you couldtalk, they could tolerate your nonsense and
your level of crazy. You cantolerate them and their level of crazy.
And then just let's just call itto life. Marry your best friend.
That was my favorite one, dude. So this was, um, this
is from years ago. But youknow, like every every city has the
station in town. I think Delilah'sthe woman, the woman who's on a

(53:22):
lot of the stations, and it'slike love dedications and stuff. Some some
cities have their own person who hoststheir version of the love song stuff.
And I heard this one in personand I was like, you gotta be
kidding me because it was like soover the top, and uh, this

(53:45):
is like, this is something thisguy would have wrote in the girlfriend Whisper.
He would have been making this dedication. Listen and love songs are love
thought. This hour comes to usfrom Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear is thinking
about Cake tonight. He writes,Deer Cupcake, We've been together a little

(54:06):
over two years now, and Ilove you so much and I can't believe
that you are finally here with me. You've shown me what true love really
is, and we've waited for thisnight for months now that he's probably holding
out, like not giving it upuntil they got married or whatever. She
got the shout out and love phonesor whatever it's called. Countdown is over

(54:27):
and I can finally say good morningto you every day and good night when
we fall asleep in each other's arms. I loved you from the first day
I saw you, and I can'tbelieve that just a few short years later
we'd be starting our lives together.We can't miss the look in our eyes
and we gaze at each other witha look that says so much without saying

(54:50):
anything at all. And this is, by the way. This is the
guy that buys the rose at thegas station that has like a little Teddy
Bear hanging at the cupcake. Yeah, also buys giant cards, like the
big, huge, oversized cards.I love you, baby, you really
are my whole world, and it'ssigned love you Always Teddy Bear. Well,

(55:13):
thank you so much for writing inand cupcake. Here's your Daniel Stoler's
love song, Diamond Song, Ohnice it is. Why do you hate
love? Yeah? Why you reallyare my whole world? You can like
love somebody and not be not expressdisgusting about it. What kind of bumper

(55:34):
sticker bear? Guy, he's gotthat I heart my wife bumper sticker for
your all right? Or like he'sgot a poster in his man cave quote
unquote, I don't think Teddy Bearhas a man Oh no, he's got
a man cave. But like shegets to the side, how it's decorated.
It's got a picture of the solarsystem instead of the sun. It's
her face. Question Woody, whatis the most romantic thing you think you

(55:57):
do for your wife? Um?I don't know. Take care of her
whole life. Yeah, provide everything, provide everything, I mean some yeah,
to show some love. Um,I mean I do very I do
very thoughtful things. But they're notlike this kind of like I'm not buying
the Teddy Bear with the rose orright, you know what I mean?

(56:19):
Yeah, Like I got her acard for Mother's Day. Did you write
more than love face cookie? Yeah? Actually I did write a message.
And the one thing I wrote inthere, I know for a fact that
I said. Um, I said, not only are you a great mother,
you're also a fantastic a fantastic actress. Uh. I love the fact
that you pretend to like me infront of the kids, and then I

(56:46):
put it. I always because ourrunning thing is I put a dollar in
the card, because Menace, youcan't have a card that opens up and
falls out. So it's not thatit's not the best effort, but is
Yeah right, I like that's itin your own way, that's it all
right? More wood he shows nexthang up show, Menace will eat something

(57:07):
gross. He'll be hungry at anhour. No, what do you do?
We'll be right back now, backdude. We got some of the
uh trending news headlines coming up foryou this hour also a brand new redneck

(57:32):
news as we get into another newhour of insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It's Wednesday morning. It'sme seventeen men what Sammy? There is
board? Caroline Morgan is here.We got Vaughan phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woody hit us upwith the text over to two to nine

(57:52):
eight seven. Uh. Text heresays I just wanted to say that Raby
changed my life. You got mestarted on flossing two to three times a
day and I'm never going back.Great. Nice, I recently changed flosses.
Yeah, there's different GUIs Yeah,yeah, exactly, because I don't

(58:13):
know. I was pulled in byan Instagram ad of all things, and
they were saying, normally, yourfloss is like just glides over your teeth.
So you're floss and it's really easy, just glided, glide, glider,
glidic glided. But this dentist andwhoever said a course floss would be
better, something that doesn't glide,something that actually kind of have to work

(58:35):
it. Yeah, So I gotthis floss and oh my god, does
it work better? Really? Like? Oh, I'm like, oh my
god, how long was that lodgedin there? Not a sponsor, but
could be what's the brand? Knewsome non si Well, I do have

(58:55):
like those things that look like alittle harps, like a little plastic here.
Those are really messy. But Ido have like a vibrating toothbrush.
Yeah you do. Yeah, butthis, this course floss really does work
a lot better. I need tomake the spools bigger, you know,
so damn fast. You know whatI keep on me just in case something

(59:15):
gets stuck in my teeth. It'sthe only reason I carry these around.
I have these um raffle tickets.See stick those in your and I keep
him in my pocket. That's that'swhy. Yeah. And I'll take like
I'll tear like each ticket in halfand I'll just like, yeah, it
in there, get whatever out andthat's it. So the whole thing.
Do they have like little cases travelcases they can put little picks in.

(59:37):
That's what I want. I wantto travel case with picks. I do
have those? Yeah, I gotone in my bag. Yeah, I'm
sure they do. It's like theguys who care to work, work for
his day to day it's half thesize of a credit card. What that's
so gross? What the fact thatthe guy's pooping in a shower? Go
ahead? Which yes, I agree? Okay, uh so again people putting

(01:00:00):
it off with the comb people pictureif you will. Yeah, you went
to the carnival. They gave youa raffle ticket. I didn't go to
carnival. Okay, you went toa clean of it. Because that's somebody
handed those to you. Because that'sthe difference. Okay, they hand you
a raffle ticket and you said,you know what, I'm gonna keep this
in my dirty old pocket, transferit between jeans and pants all over,
handle it a bond. But forthe sole purpose of sticking it between my

(01:00:22):
teeth just in case something. It'syeah, like I was having some baby
carrots the other day and like alittle piece guy wedged in there. Hey,
that raffle ticket came in real handy, got that thing right out of
there. And maybe there's a littlechunk of meat and gets stuck in there
and just push it right out,no problem. Is it called cocoa floss,
Hrave? Uh? I believe itis cocoa floss? Have you been

(01:00:44):
seeing that on your on the textInstagram Texter? And I kind of ignored
it, kind of ignored it,and then I'm like, you know what
I'm going for it. It's theworld's most cleansing floss. And I really
like, ask somebody who floss ismore than once a day. The fact
that there's this horse flaws that's stillgetting stuff out. I was like,

(01:01:04):
well, I'm in love with thisflass. I'm glad you found something that
works for you, Rave, Imean worked first. This is what you're
saving, You're saving lives. Iknow. Have you tried raffle tickets though?
Yeah? Right, if you getlike a good business card or dollar

(01:01:27):
bill, yeah, like a dollarbill from the bank yeah, you know,
like a public pen or business card. Yeah, like a good business
card. It's got it can't betoo too thick, yeah, like it
can't be too high quality. It'sgot to be like more on the When
I say good, I mean likeon the cheaper end, like something that's

(01:01:49):
just like enough to be like sturdy. You know, it's not like just
a regular piece of paper kind ofthing, but like not so thick where
it's essentially like a piece of cardboard. I'll let you really sticky notes,
sticky notes. Oh yeah, youknow what if you take the sticky burned
and you fold it onto itself,that's about the good thickness there, because
then you have a nice sharp corneryou can use to kind of like get
in there. I would take thatover the over the traveling from pants to

(01:02:15):
pants to pants. I'll tell youwhat you use it works for you,
Okay, I'll stick with a lot, you know. I I'll like,
for example, you stick with yourshower, I'll stick with the toilet,
I'll stick with the raffle ticket,you stick with the flass. Right,
you can use her, and everybodywins. I don't know if we do.
Everybody win. If you got threecars with a total of zero wheels.

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Nicknews and Today's Redneck News. Thisis from Garden City, Kansas,
where some fellow was doing some fishing, but not the old fashioned way.
He wasn't using a fishing pole,tried lines, set lines, nothing like
that. He was fishing with anine millimeter shooting at the fish. That's

(01:03:02):
bad as it was like Rambo meetsFinding Nemo. H Well, the Kansas
Wildlife and Parks game wardens they swoopedin faster than a seagull snatch in a
sandwich. They seized his gun andhe was ticketed and fine for using illegal
means to take fish whatever. Andit turns out dude doesn't even have a
fishing license. Oh wow, sohe was fine for that as well.

(01:03:24):
Now look, I'm no fishing expert. Even I know you're not supposed to
use guns to fish. But here'swhat I didn't know. The Kansas Wildlife
and Parks Game wards they did pointthis out in their statement. Beyond a
fishing pole, you can, youare allowed to. It is legal to
use a crossbow or a bow andarrow to fish. One. If you

(01:03:45):
can get a fish with a crossbow, you deserve See. I feel that
way about what do they call noodling. That's why I thought this was going.
Yeah, and people don't like that, but I think if you're standing
in the water and you're like andyou're able to grab, you're able to
grab it, and you have achance with losing a finger from a turtle,
but it would get a bare handsgrabs you. Yeah, or that

(01:04:06):
they're dumb you put like bait onyour hands. It's you're looking for big
catfish that would grab something like likefist size if you can just use your
hands. Yeah, and you deservethat fish anyway. They don't allow guns
because shooting out a bottle of wateris like playing a high stakes game of
ricochet roulette. They say, onewrong move and you might end up with

(01:04:28):
the bullet in places where bullets shouldnot be rock or something. Yeah,
yeah, could they say? Theysay it can skim off the surface of
the water. Cool. That wouldlook cool and we'll look cool. Do
it like at an angle. Sothat is from Garden City, Kansas,
where an unlicensed fisherman's Rambo dreams aredashed after water game Warden's busted and fishing

(01:04:50):
with a nine millimeter By the way, Rambo would use a bone arrow.
Yeah, get that fish. Thatis today's red nickn. We got some
more Woody Show for you next,teke, How dumb are you on the
Woody Show? I'll bet you rightback now. I'm back, dude.

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We got some of the trending newsheadlines coming up for you this hour,
also a brand new redneck news aswe get into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.It's Wednesday morning. It's to me seventeen
Frank goodness, what Sammy? Thereis a board. Caroline Morgan is here.

(01:05:35):
We got Vaughn phones open eight sevenseven forty four. Woody hit us
up with the text over to twoto nine eight seven. Uh. Text
here says, I just wanted tosay that Raby changed my life recently.
She got me started on flossing twoto three times a day and I'm never
going back, right, nice,I recently changed flosses. Yeah, there's

(01:05:57):
different guys, Yeah, yeah,right exactly. I don't know. I
was pulled in by an instagram atof all things, and they were saying,
normally your floss is like just glidesover your teeth, so you're floss
and it's really easy. Just glidicglider glider glide glide it. But this
gentist and whoever said a coarse flosswould be better, something that doesn't glide,

(01:06:20):
something that actually kind of have towork it. Yeah, So I
got this floss and oh my god, does it work better? Really?
Like oh, I'm like, ohmy god, how long was that laudged
in there? Not a sponsor,but could be. What's the brand?
Nils? Well, I do havelike a those things that look like a

(01:06:45):
little harps, like a little plastichere. Yeah, those are really messy.
But I do have like a vibratingtoothbrush. Yeah you do. Yeah,
but this, like this coarse flossreally does work a lot better.
I need to make this spools bigger, you know, so damn fast.
You know what I keep on mejust in case something gets stuck in my
teeth. It's the only reason Icarry these around. I have these um

(01:07:09):
raffle tickets. See stick those inyour and I keep him in my pocket.
That's that's why. Yeah. AndI'll take like I'll tear like each
ticket in half and I'll just like, yeah them it in there, get
whatever out and that's it. Sothe whole thing I do. They have
like little cases, travel cases theycan put little picks in. That's what
I want. I want to travelcase with picks. They do have those.

(01:07:30):
Yeah, that one in my bag. Yeah, I'm sure they do.
It's like the guys who care towork for his day to day that
it's a half the size of aquit card. What that's so gross?
What the guy's pooping in a shower? Go ahead, which yes, I
agree, Okay, uh so againpeople putting it up with the comb people
picture if you will. Yeah,you went to the carnival. They gave

(01:07:53):
you a raffle ticket. I didn'tgo to the carnival. Okay, you
went to a clean of it.Because that's so many handed those to you.
Because that's the difference. They handyou a raffle ticket and you said,
you know what, I'm gonna keepthis in my dirty old pocket,
transfer it between jeans and pants allover, handle it a bud, but
for the sole purpose of sticking itbetween my teeth just in case something.

(01:08:14):
It's Yeah, like I was havingsome baby carrots the other day and like
a little piece guy wedged in there. Hey, that raffle ticket came in
real handy, got that thing rightout. Of there. Maybe there's a
little chunk of meat gets stuck inthere and push it right out, no
problem. Is it called cocoa floss? Rave, I believe it is coco
floss? Have you been seeing thaton your on the text Instagram? Texter?

(01:08:35):
And I kind of ignored it,kind of ignored it, and then
I'm like, you know what I'mgoing for it. It's the world's most
cleansing floss. And I really like, ask somebody who floss is more than
once a day. The fact thatthere's this coarse floss that's still getting stuff
out. I was like, well, I'm in love with this floss.

(01:08:55):
I'm glad to found something that worksfor you, Rave, I mean the
old floss works. Sure, thisis you're saving You're saving lives. I
know. Have you tried raffle ticketsthough? Yeah? Right, if you
get like a good business card ordollar bill, yeah, like a dollar

(01:09:17):
bill from the bank, yeah,you know, like a public pen oh
or business card, yeah, likea good business card. It's got it
can't be too too thick, yeah, Like it can't be too high quality.
It's got to be like more onthe When I say good, I
mean like on a cheaper end,like something that's just like enough to be

(01:09:39):
like sturdy. You know, we'renot like just a regular piece of paper
kind of thing, but like notso thick where it's essentially like a piece
of cardboard notes sticky notes. Yeah. You know what if you take the
sticky paper and you fold it ontoitself, that's about the good thickness there,
because then you have a nice sharpcorner you can use to kind of
like get in there. I wouldtake that over the over the traveling from

(01:10:03):
pants to pants to pants. ButI'll tell you what you use it works
for you, Okay, I'll stickwith a you know, I'll like,
for example, you stick with yourshower, I'll stick with the toilet.
I'll stick with the raffle ticket,you stick with the flossy can use her
and everybody wins. I don't knowif we do. Everybody who if you
got three cars with a total ofzero wheels. Nicknews and Today's Redneck News.

(01:10:34):
This is from Garden City, Kansas, where some fellow was doing some
fishing, but not the old fashionedway. He wasn't using a fishing pole,
tried lines, set lines, nothinglike that. He was fishing with
a nine millimeter nice shooting at thefish. Badass. It was like Rambo
meets Finding Nemo. Uh well,the Kansas Wildlife and Parks game warnings they

(01:10:58):
swooped in faster than the seagull snatchin a sandwich. Why they seized his
gun and he was ticketed and finefor using illegal means to take fish whatever.
And it turns out dude doesn't evenhave a fishing license. Oh wow,
so he was fine for that aswell. Now look, I'm no
fishing expert. Even I know you'renot supposed to use guns to fish.

(01:11:19):
But here's what I didn't know.The Kansas Wildlife and Parks Game one,
they did point this out in theirstatement. Beyond a fishing pole, you
can you are allowed to. Itis legal to use a crossbow or a
bow and arrow to fish. One. If you could get a fish with
a crossbow, you deserve you see. I feel that way about what do

(01:11:40):
they call noodling. That's why Ithought this was going. Yeah, and
people don't like that, but Ithink if you're standing in the water and
you're like and you're able to grab, you're able to grab it, and
you have a chance with you're usinga finger from a turtle, but it
would get a bare hands you yeah, or that they're dumb on your hands.
You're looking for big hat fish thatwould grab something like like fist size

(01:12:02):
if you can just use your hands. Yeah, you deserve that fish anyway.
They don't allow guns because shooting outa bottle of your water is like
playing a high stakes game of ricochetRoulette. They say, one wrong move
and you might end up with thebullet in places where bullets should not be
rock or something. Yeah, yeah, could they say? They say it

(01:12:23):
can skim off the surface of thewater. Cool. That would look cool
and we'll look cool. Do itlike at an angle? So that is
from Garden City, Kansas, wherean unlicensed fisherman's Rambo dreams are dashed after
water game Warden's busted and fishing witha nine millimeter. By the way,
Rambo would use a going arrow.Yeah, get that fish. That is

(01:12:45):
today's red nick. We got somemore woody show for your next and adult
baby. Well, the biggest storyin America is how Taco Bell filed a

(01:13:06):
petition with the US Patent and TrademarkOffice to liberate the phrase taco two.
Yeah, the biggest story in myfeed in his Big News in his Big
News all we said this at thetime, What the hell is Lebron James
thinking. Uh, yeah, thephrase Taco Tuesday had been trademarked by smaller

(01:13:27):
taco chain for more than thirty years, Taco John's thirty four years ago.
We think Taco Bell. Uh,they're not seeking damages or trademark rights.
They're just arguing that Taco Tuesday isa common usage thing and should just be
available for anybody to use freely.Now see, I think Taco Johns wins
this one. Yeah, as muchas I want to be on Taco Bell

(01:13:50):
side on this one, and Ithink it should be liberated. If they
have the trademark, they have thetrademark, and if they had it thirty
four years ago, that was beforeit was common use. Yeah, right
now. According to this article,trademark lawyers say the Taco Bell has a
strong case. There's currently a carveout in trademark law that allows for trademarks

(01:14:10):
to be canceled if the trademarked wordor phrase enters common usage. Well then
what's the point. Yeah, thenMcDonald's couldn't have I'm loving it right,
you know, because people say thatnow and just because it's right. Well,
I mean, I mean, Iguess, uh, you're fired came
first because remember, wasn't Trump tryingto trademark that during the Apprentice? How

(01:14:33):
can you trademark something so common?Anyway, I want a trademark, have
a nice day? Wants to trademark, let's go, yeah, yeah you
should, and then banish people fromusing it. Well, that's the only
story in America that matters today.So I don't know what Greg has here,
but not a whole lot of stuff, nothing compared to that. But

(01:14:56):
you know how we always point outhow schools give out assignments and we think,
why did you think that was agood idea? Yeah? On what
planet was that a good idea?Teacher at a Southern middle school in Kentucky,
it's called Southern Middle School has beensuspended for approving a certain student's request.
And that request was to dress asa Grand Wizard of the KKK.
What a great idea for extra creditand history class. Oh my god,

(01:15:17):
what a fantastico. Did it nothappen in history? This real life wells
of the k talking about the Confederacyand he wanted to represent this Confederate soldier
who became the first Grand Wizard ofthe KKK. Now, even though the
teacher did allow him to do it, the kid took it a step further
wore that KKK robe and hood onthe bus before class. So she did

(01:15:40):
make him take it all off untilclass happened. But obviously outrage from parents,
outrage from the district, they suspendedthe teacher and reported her to the
Educational Professional Standards Board. Now thestudent isn't no trouble at all, but
they are going to sit him downand explain to him why this teacher made
the wrong decision in allowing him towhere the k k K rubs one classmate

(01:16:01):
kind of what you were saying,Sea bass Uh said, you can't be
mad over a school signment that teacheshistory. You have to learn history to
make sure you don't redo it.That was one of his Okay, without
dress up, what can we useCan we use that argument to say,
do you not see the news andall these other teachers who hand out these
dumb assignments or these things and seehow that works out for them. That's

(01:16:25):
where they are so fired. Exactlyexactly, you're repeating history right, dumbas
on what planet did you think,yeah, yeah, that's okay, this'll
go. It was a middle schoolin school, Yeah, all right,
I'm speaking of school. Some parentsof students at Waldorf School, this is
in Garden City in Long Island,New York, pretty pissed at the school

(01:16:46):
and they're even threatening to take someof their kids out of Waldorf over their
sex said classes for fifth graders.That's because the book they use. Dude,
I saw the story, and Imake this is a class I would
have paid really good at attention infifth grade. In fifth grade, yeah,
because like I don't know if youguys remember your sex head classes was
in middle school? Definitely wasn't fifthgrade. And they used us and we

(01:17:09):
were rutch outdated. Yeah, wewere really psyched about it, like oh
my god. And they set partythe boys from the girls. Yeah it
was middle school. I was likefreshman. That was middle school school.
Yeah, it was six grades freshmanor softmore in middle school sometimes. And
they made us watch that video witha chick had this giant bush and she
was given them birth. I thinkI had the same video. It went
up like yeah, it's like Ithink the reason they did that was so

(01:17:33):
you really couldn't make out anything allof all of a sudden, there was
crowning and I watched a video.I know. Yeah anyway, so picture
that right and that kind of sex. Said. Compared to this, they
have this book called Perfectly Normal,which has been around for a couple of
decades basically, but it talks aboutoral ain't all masturbation, It talks about

(01:17:54):
gay sex, has very graphic illustrationsfifth grade as well blow jobs, and
they have like a like a picturelike a diet, like how it works.
What they talk about. It's crazy, how masturbation is not sinful.
It shows how straight couples have intercoursegay couples. So some parents, uh

(01:18:16):
say the school is just pushing anagenda, and then other parents admit that
they were afraid to speak up becauseit would make them look like they were
quote against diversity by speaking out ofGod. Think if you're speaking out about
it, yes, questioning fifth gradeabout next up anal sex. The defense
of the school says, here's howyou do. The book is optional.

(01:18:38):
Well, going back to the firstquote, pushing an agenda, that's implying
what the second half is saying thatthey didn't want to look like they weren't
inclusive. Now, kids, youmay think that mouth parties are only for
men to receive. Oh no,no, As you will see hearing this
illustration, there's a photo of akid. They there's a Joe photo.

(01:18:59):
There's a Joe photos, the sexphotos, there's jelling photos. Yes,
it's called it's perfectly normal, exactlythe sas he's gonna be sitting there with
all his other books and ham andthe raccoon whisper biography. Yeah, it's
perfectly normal. More school news.A thirteen year old at Creative Science School

(01:19:25):
this is in Portland, Oregon nowin juvenile detention because he was on his
way to school and he's wearing apatch on a tactical vest and the patch
said bad decisions Make Good stories,along with a helmet, some goggles,
and he had a replica handgun inhis possession. So we thought about six
blocks away from the school when hewas picked up by police and they charged
him with menacing and disorderly conduct,and the school was put on lockdown just

(01:19:48):
out of extra precaution and rightly sobecause they had recently gotten a threat about
a shooting at Creative Science School.Cool from this turn, maybe from this
kid now he's in juvenile to attention. Well he got the attention he wanted.
Oh, definitely tactical vest yeah,saying desperate for attention. Well good
now you got some, yep,and then we'll end on good news.

(01:20:09):
So six years ago, this girl, Kayla Oonbone, was abducted in Illinois,
just found safe after she was featuredon one of MENACE's favorite shows,
Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix, really bestshow. Somebody actually recognized her even though
she's thirteen now. She was outin public with her mom, who does
not have custody of her. She'sthe one who abducted her six years ago.

(01:20:32):
The mom was arrested for child abduction, and the planets to have Kayla
go back to live with her dad, who does have custody of her.
Six years later. They're not sayingif they recognize the girl or the mom.
Probably the mom probably think oh yeah, the mom. But either way,
the person who found her because ofUnsolved Mystery the mom so hot.
By the way. Well, andthat's the thing they say, you know

(01:20:53):
about kidnappings, most of the time, it's someone that they kid like a
relative, you know, mom,dad, like some kind of custody things
going on. Yeah, things likethat. I wonder what the success rate
or the the solve rate for kidnappingfor all the stuff that they've had on
unsolved missions. Dude, it's awesomebecause I know because on Bluto TV they

(01:21:15):
have an Unsolved Mysteries channel. Yeah, I love. And what's cool about
it is all the episodes that Iused to watch when I was younger.
They have follow up news dot com. Yeah, they have updates. And
I always loved the unsolved mysteries becauseat the end of the episode they go
update, They'll have like this coolthing. Yeah. Yeah, because I

(01:21:39):
so a lot of them get solved. Like I was surprised, you know,
back in the eighties and even inthe early nineties, they had like
the missing kids on milk cartons,and I guess they never found any of
them. I learned that here,not once. It's not one kid it
was ever featured on a milk carton, was ever found. Fancy Agree or
Disagree? Unsolved Mystery. The mostredundantly titled show got to be negative.

(01:22:05):
It's an interesting observation. Good.I only watched one episode of her recently
at the new Netflix run, andit was about this woman who was clearly
drunk coming home from a party andshe got hit by a train. But
they stretched that out into forty fiveminutes of life. Well, what is
why was she there? She tookthis road over here and then some guy
was driving down the street and pitchedher up. No, she got hit

(01:22:27):
by a train because she was talkingan idiot. We got a teacher on
the line. We have Vanessa,who's got a story for us. Hey,
good morning, Vanessa about dumb ideasin the classroom? Hid good morning.
Yeah. I had a substitute teacherwho did an assignment with my students,
and when I got back, shedid a timeline from their life from

(01:22:48):
the moment they were born, andat the end of the timeline, she
asked them the question, how doyou think you're going to die? And
Yeah, I had kids say,oh, I might get hit by a
bus or I think I'm gonna getshot. And I was just like what,

(01:23:09):
Um. I had a mixture ofa third to fifth graders, Little
John, did you did you hearback from parents on that one? Um?
Luckily she kept all the timelines andI had them all and so I
showed my my supervisor and I waslike, hey, so I don't know

(01:23:31):
what she did, but um,you might want to talk to her.
I don't know who this person is. Yeah, you're luck at those kids
because that age they'll go home andsay hey mom. Yeah I know because
I guess what. I asked thekids all the time, like hot school,
go to the what did you guysdo? I talked about? Yeah,
I had to guess. I'm gonnabuy it? Yeah, what'd you
say? My father? My father'sgonna kill me if you ever finds out

(01:23:55):
what I've done. Yeah, allright, Vanessa, thank you for the
call. Appreciate listen to what theshow? Thank you? Let a guy
by. Yeah, it's always thosesubs. Yeah, well God, when
I was a kid there the subjust sat there and in magazines. That
was more work than any of thesubs that we had ever did. Loved

(01:24:16):
having sub. How you walk inyou see a sub, you're like yip
movie day? All right? Morewhat he shows next? I get the
bloody bullet points? What next?I've had so many trades, I could
even tell you what trees they've gotherpies, so don't touch, but they

(01:24:38):
can give you herpies. I'm gonnadouble milfow. We were talking a lot
about schools. In that round ofnews. Uh, well, officials are
considering a ban on chocolate milk.You might have seen that story pop up,
Hater's gonna hate banning chocolate milk anelementary and middle schools because of their
sugar content. Surprised you could evenstill get it. No, it's already

(01:25:01):
happening in cities like Washington, dC. San Francisco, of course,
and they say that the sugary beveragescontribute to childhood obesity, like folks and
stuff. Yeah, I don't rememberchocolate milks. That's all we do.
Oh yeah, yeah, we hadbig slams, those things, PEPSI big
slam you did, Yeah, Ididn't have that. And then my senior

(01:25:25):
year we had like a Taco belltin the school, like with a superlimited
menu. Federal officials are now unsureover whether to uh, you know,
make it so you just can't havethe chocolate milk or the limit or just
limit the sugar content chocolate milk.Yeah, but I'm with Ravy. I

(01:25:46):
thought Michelle Obama's whole thing was yeah, it's like, oh, we're going
to clean up. She had thathealthy kid agenda. Yeah yeah, but
I mean it's not like I justgo all right and done out. As
much as chocolate milk is one ofthe greatest joys of child, kids are
so goddamn fat these days. Wegot a bunch of everybody's becoming Wally's so

(01:26:08):
called cafeteria was nothing but cokes,donuts, pizza pockets, none of that
and malts. We had chocolate weren'tshakes, and they weren't high school.
It was basically soft served. Theycalled him malts. We did it come
in that little cup with the withthe spoon. No, these were like
from a machine and it was essentiallysoft served. They were called malts.

(01:26:30):
Greg also got his, uh,his classic sixty five Mustang, and he
was driving around high school Valeid becausethey would just valance at his fancy high
school cafeteria was so fancy how itwas a window that you walked up to
and got a donut. He washe was running late for water polo practice,
says the guy who went to highschool with restaurants in it. You
said you had restaurants, Yeah youdid. No, it wasn't a restaurant,

(01:26:53):
Greg, restaurants Like, No,we had different kids. The school
was so big. There were somany kids right there were four were different
cafeterias. We had like a wreckroom and a walk up window with donuts.
Yeah, because it was a schoolyou describe private school, I've only
seen yeah, where you have yourvalet just tossed the keys. Yeah yeah

(01:27:15):
right, I'm like for water Pololeaving up front, my crappy public school
that got their paint baby blue andyellow hand me down paint from the local
prison. Yeah. Yeah, youknow, it's interesting. I just starting
you to know. I love funfacts. You know, whole milk two
percent milk, skim milk. Sopeople are like, oh, I'm getting
two percent. You think you're savingyourself, like all this, like what

(01:27:36):
so two percent milk compared to wholemilk. Whole milk has three point five
percent percent. Yeah, so you'reonly going down to two you're saving what
of the the allowed milk fat orwhatever? Yeah, so per whatever it
is, and so like yeah,so you're going if you think you're doing
uself a big favor. Between twopercent milk and whole milk, it's a
one point five percent different one pointfive eight. I thought it'd be more

(01:28:00):
significant. Rights got to be abig difference with skim, right because legal
water. Well, that's like,what zero, It's not zero, but
I mean it's uh yeah, youknow it's it's legal water. But I
mean, yeah, whole milk grows. It's three point five percent. I
thought it'd be like seventy percent,right, it tastes like seventy percent when

(01:28:20):
you're so good. Oh my god, oh yeah, whole milk is so
good. I want to drink half. And you're so fat that up.
You want to see it? Samescome rocketing out? I do eight seven
seven. I'm not gonna argue withyou, and you're my kids. Some
smack bouchos? Was what happen?Loosen it boatsts up in her face movie

(01:28:45):
The Woody Show. Yeah, weare into another new hour of the intensitivity
Training for a politically correct world.It is Wednesday morning. It's May seventeenth,
twenty twenty three. Thank you forbeing here giving us some of your
time this morning. I'm Woody.That's raving. Hello. We got Greg
Gory boy Menace. Good morning toyou, sir. Good morning Woody.
H SeaBASS is here somewhere. Iasked him to pull an audio clip for

(01:29:10):
me. Really okay, so hemight be working on that Sammy is here.
Good morning, morning, Sammy.I've got the phone's up in forty
eight seven seven forty four Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Hit is up with the text overto two two nine eight seven Greg,
Can you be my favorite real quick? Yeah? Would you mind coming around
over to the side and taking alook down my pants and see if I
still have a penis? Oh?Oh, I was like pushing my chair,

(01:29:33):
but no, right, if youstill have a penny. Greg's getting
all ready to be helpful. Yeah, I mean he's willing to do it
and before the jokes come ye him. Yeah, Oh that's true, dude.
I don't know what's going on.Am I going through like the change
like or whatever like I might becoming? Are you getting emotional or something
about almost everything? I'm compared tohow I was? But like compared to

(01:29:57):
how I was, I am likeone big emotional like bitch. Noway do
you think that's what is it?Are you going through a lot in therapy
that you're Diggs and the baseball playerguy? What they have commercials for low
te but eugenics, eugenics, somekind of genics. It's like, you

(01:30:21):
know us to be like one kindof video though, but I get to
me or whatever. Frank Tom isthe big hurt dude. Like I got
so I don't know this person atall, but like I got so happy
for them that I was like,man, that's awesome. Not like not
not to that extent really, butbut I I swelled with pride and joy

(01:30:42):
for another person that I don't know. And that person's Pat McAfee. Oh
well you yeah, you're a fangirl. I love what he's accomplished.
But I'm saying I love what he'saccomplished Pat McAfee show, which you know,
he was a kicker for the IndianapolisCold yep, and he walked away
from football earlier than he could have. He was still like a high level

(01:31:06):
player, still making really good especiallyfor a punter, making really good money.
Pro Bowl or the whole thing.And he really had this interest because
he was on like a guest spoton the Bob and Tom radio show,
and he was great on that.They would have him in all the time
because he's funny, right, buthe wanted to go do his own thing.
Nobody would give him a shot,Nobody wanted to deal with it or
whatever, like yeah, just here'sanother athlete or whatever. And he went

(01:31:28):
out and he did it on hisown. He built his own thing,
Barstool, then came in and supportedthe show. Then he left Barstool,
and I think he did some ofthe serious X happm. And he still
built like his own facility and gothis guys, his friends from you know
where he grew up, and otherpeople that he's met along the way,
and they started this show just startedlike getting bigger and bigger. And then
he got a deal that we talkedabout a couple of years ago with fan

(01:31:51):
Duel for one hundred and twenty milliondollars, four years, one hundred and
twenty million dollars. And he takesreally good care of all his people on
the show. He's really good tohis audience. They've stayed true to exactly
what they are. They've built agreat brand, they really have, and
so like I admire that, Irespect it. I find it like inspiring.

(01:32:13):
That whole thing. Well, nowhe did a new deal with ESPN.
It's a multimillion dollar deal. Theysay it's over eight figures. More
than eight figures because he walked awayfrom that four year, one hundred and
twenty million dollar deal and he's thesecond year of that, which I'm like,
how do you get out of that? Yeah, that was my question
too. I'm like, I wonderif ESPN had to buy them out a

(01:32:33):
little bit. I don't know.But so now his show is going to
be on YouTube, ESPN, ESPNPlus, and the ESPN YouTube channel all
at the same time. That's awesomeand and people are like, oh,
well, he's a sellout of whatdo you mean he's sold out this guy
nobody Nobody took his meeting. AndI know because I know some people within
radio who they're like, man,we wish yeah, because he approached us

(01:32:57):
and wanted to talk to us aboutdoing something and we blew him off.
Yeah, And we wouldn't take hismeetings. And then other media, you
know, companies or whatever, whenhe was trying to get his show as
it is now off the ground,wouldn't even take his meetings. Now the
guy's everywhere. It's good everywhere.I like that, you know, I
think the story is really good.So anyway, he announces this, uh,
he announces this deal, and I'mlike, that's great, you know,

(01:33:18):
and I found it really inspiring.And people are like, oh,
well, he's selling out well,he has a deal set up now with
ESPN. They need him more thanhe needs them by far. Yeah.
All these you know cable channels,you know platforms, they all need content

(01:33:38):
like that who have this big,loyal huge Yeah, so he's gonna be
swearing and cursing on ESPN, whichdoesn't really happen. He said, we
really have to thank the last dancewith Michael Jordan for that because it was
huge. Yeah, I mean significantlyless F bombs. Less f bombs because
its on in the middle of theday. But I believe him when he
says the show is going to staythe same. He's done everything how he

(01:33:59):
said he was going to do itfrom the very beginning. I don't see
why that would change now because heknows it's the winning formula. Anyway,
long story short, very happy forhim on that. If you think he's
a sell out, you're just jealous. Yeah, that's that's what it boils
down to. Your friend Charlotte Mane, the guy from the Breakfast Club before
he like got to the level wherehe's at now, he was doing interview
with Vlad TV and he's like,man, I can't wait to sell out

(01:34:21):
because that means that people have tobuy in, people have to be him.
Yeah, did you wait? Yeah? That that got y'all weepy.
That got me in the fields.And then I was watching h Bert Kreischer
video on the Rachel Hollis podcast.Who I don't know who the hell that

(01:34:43):
is? I don't know, butI'm giving her credit. She had Bert
on. They were talking about differentthings. Now Steve Bass pulled this clip.
I'm hoping because I don't remember ifthere were curse words in it,
so I may have to dump outof it. But anyway, listening to
Bert tell this story, I'm like, this actually got me like kind of
welling up a little bit. Whatis going on with me? Is my
question. I'm still waiting for youto come around here, Greg and take
a look. There's a Texas saysyou're just becoming a nice person. That's

(01:35:06):
all. Every time when I goon stage, there's a moment it's really
cool, two cold beers in abig cup. And I think part of
it because he was getting emotional,he's tarring. Did you listen for this?
To make sure there's a place,Okay, get coffee. We'll watch
my intro video, which is apromo video. Before I go on stage.
It's kind of it's kind of funto watch. It's like a highlight
reel of me. I guess ata certain point where I have to crouch

(01:35:29):
down because you have to hide,and I look up and I see the
name of the arena I'm performing in, and you go, this might be
the last time I get to dothis. Like it just is like overwhelming.
And then you get out on stageand you feel nineteen thousand people,
fifteen thousand people stand up and cheerfor you, and and Queen's Clearwater Revivals

(01:35:53):
playing Fortunate Son, and it soundsso silly, so silly, this is
what a meathead I am. Butthen when I kill a beer and I
rip my shirt off, and youhear that pop of those people going like
it's I mean, I'm so luckyI took my shirt off in the first

(01:36:14):
place, because it's so fun tofeel that energy of people back. I
go. The second I stop enjoyingthat goofiness, the goofiest thing of taking
your stupid shirt off and killing abeer, I mean that frat boy meathead
tailgate energy. That that makes meso happy. That's I go. The

(01:36:36):
second I stop feeling it, II'm I'm done. I loved it.
I texted him immediately. I'm cryinghere with her. You did so dumby,
you want to run. We're bothcrying, both crying. By the
way, if I didn't know you, I would totally make fun of this,
I said, maybe not anymore.That was the old Yeah this low

(01:37:03):
Yeah you Gregg? That was thatwas early twenty twenty three. Yeah,
dick face. Yeah, all right, there's the old me. Okay,
okay, this is awesome. Ilove this. I'm so effing happy for
you and proud for you. Youdeserve all of it. Thank you for
being the person you are because Ifeel he's like just such a genuine person.

(01:37:24):
You sent him a hallmark text likea douche bag. I know it's
very nice. Yes, I don'tknow what's going off to sleep? I
don't know. Do you like hardemojis? Back? If? If all
the color hearts pink blue? Ifanybody's gotten the insight for me, please
hit us up to two nine eightyseven Eugenics, I believe it's called dude

(01:37:45):
hit us up with an email emailat only show dot com and helped Doug
Flutie. Could you turn that down? Just a little bit. But I
Withstow that I could listen to theradio with a reasonable volume. But I
don't see why I should have toturn down the radio. Be okay,
enjoy stood show, Welcome back,and the person we need the most for

(01:38:08):
the second just ran out of theroom. He doesn't have was not very
ready. I'm ready. What areyou doing? Bro? Didn't have my
question? I need you're the hostof the next segment. No, lady's
and gentlemen, we're gonna play whatdo you show? Weakest link? Yeah?

(01:38:32):
Time? Well, yeah I did. Last time was normal talking about
the time before you all bout herbecause the questions yeah, love being the
smartest person in the room than No, let's let's not break out the excuse
genera. No, I'm not theones that you used AI four That was
too hard. Those were not weakestlink style questions. What's the discussion for

(01:38:55):
the fourth time? What's the mostpopular for a woman in her forties in
Australia? How's your part? Youdon't get it because we're still arguing,
right, how do you even bringit up? Yeah? I didn't realize
we played it since then? Yeah, well yeah, we did a throwback
version of it. Remember I hadthose throwback nineties questions, and then I
did a version of the two wherethe questions weren't from AI, right exactly,

(01:39:15):
thank you? All right, SoMenace has a bunch of different questions
here, and we're gonna do ourbest to see how many we can do
in one minute, get correct inone minute. Now. We did have
some kind of agreement before where ifwe got eight right, there would be
a breakfast provided. Yes, Butthen we also did something where if he
didn't get to the eight questions becauseyou couldn't spit out the question or whatever

(01:39:41):
it was, then we were owedbreakfast anyway if he did that twice out
of the three rounds. Okay,all right, so we have a chance
to earn breakfast. Okay, butit's what do you show weakest look to
the weakest links? All right,who's gonna start? All right? Um?
Can I say one thing? Thereis one question in here that's from
weakest link, But you guys willget it when you're hearing, all right,

(01:40:03):
does it matter? I don't know. I just don't want anybody get
upsets. All right, Since Greg'sright next to you can start with Greg.
Are we ready? Yes? Roundnumber one? All right? Who
directed the movie The shan The Shawshank? Redemption? Duh incorrect? That would
be Frank, absolutely correct? Allright, Next, Raby, what is

(01:40:26):
the highest female voice range soprano?Correct? Woody? What is the main
language spoken in Brazil? Uh?Spanish incorrect? Portuguese? Sea? Bass?
What is the currency in Japan?Correct? Sammy. What does the
acronym FM stand for for FM Radiofrequency movement? Incorrect? Frequency modelation?

(01:40:56):
Greg? What is the capital ofIraq? Oh, it's a scroll?
Incorrect? Bagdad, Ravy. Whatis the chemicalal symbol for iron iron?
F correct? Wow, Seas whatis That's fine? That's okay. We

(01:41:16):
had no shot at that one anyway. My favorite was drab No, Frank,
we only have four correct, butMenace only asked seven questions. I
was ready at the tail end ofthe shank. That was good people stopping
me, really good. Yes,I was stopping him. Yeah, that's

(01:41:39):
that's the last reboot of the franchisethat they just came up with a stop
still appeal to the Asian audience.Sank, did you please stop him?
Stop stopping him? With correct answers? I know, no frant a ball.

(01:42:00):
When I heard Greg say Darabon.I was like noise, No,
I thought he said another name beforeand we got iron right. I mean,
are we gonna kick anybody out?Are we gonna keep everybody? Who
gets your vote? Rave as theweakest link? Ye, Sammy, Sammy,
it's good, Greg go. Imean to work in FM radio.

(01:42:26):
She got she got frequency modelation.Messed up on modeling, Sammy? Sorry?
And what are you famously? Andthat's like, that's that's what you
missed. What might be a du i Q question? Quite the Portuguese
like Brazil, that's famously the biggestPortuguese speaking country, the Portugal obviously obviously

(01:42:49):
because because of just the mass.I never claimed to be smart. Well,
who are you voting? Off?I thought we were going Sammy next?
I can't vote for myself, soI guess i'd vote for Sammy.
That's who I bony for, allright, and I would obviously vote for
Woody obviously. No, it's threeto two three Sammy's two Woodies. I

(01:43:15):
wanted to be I do I know, But alight, what a show?
Weakest link round number two? Menace? Yes you prepared? All right?
Yeah? What are you gonna gofirst? Who wrote the novel Moby Dick
Uh Frankloyd Wright. I don't incorrectHerman Melville. The movie features the iconic
line here's looking at you kid?What movie is that? Correct? Greg?

(01:43:41):
What is the largest continent in theworld largest continent? Yes? Is
that what you said? Yes,I'll say Africa. That is incorrect Asia?
All right, Raby. What isthe square root of twenty five five?
Correct? All right? Woody.Which musical term refers to the speed
of which ap some music is playedtempo? Correct? Sea bass? What

(01:44:02):
is the development of the theory ofWho developed the theory of relativity? Albert
Einstein? Correct? Greg? Whatmovie features the line you can't handle the
truth of your good man? Correct? Ravy. Who is the Greek god
of thunder? Might? Incorrect?Zeus? Woody? Which animal has the

(01:44:25):
symbol never mind? I didn't getto finish the last time I got burned
on that rules are yeah, becauseyou have that minute to get it all
day with him that. I loveJane Lynch so much, but you're almost
better than her, thank you.She's hilarious and all that, but she's

(01:44:48):
so slowly. Yeahs is a differenttype of slow right right right. He's
like the special but at least hewas picking up the pace. We only
need to fill in like they do. We got to eight questions that time,
so no free breakfast, but obviouslywe we would have had to get
them all correct. Yeah breast,no breakfast. Oh it's how you guys

(01:45:11):
got enough? You're killing it.Get your vote? Uh? Greg and
Raby both both missed one. Ithink Greg's whiff was way harder. Asia,
of course, the largest continent,the w of course, everybody that
Greg, Greg, who get yourvote? That's my best friend. Well,
I'll do you a favorite, wouldy? I'll just say you, thank

(01:45:31):
you. I thought Frank glod rightwas hilarious. Thank you. That's throughout
the first sounds like an author,doesn't it's such a famous architect. That's
not a terrible guest. I'll voteyou Outwood, thank you. I think
that's it, right, that's it? Yeah, alright, alright, we

(01:45:55):
got one more chance. Okay,one more chance? Raby, Greg and
Sea Bass trying to earnest this breakfast. What show weakest link? Round number
three? Greg? What animal isthe symbol of the World Wildlife Fund?
Incorrect? Banda ravy? What isthe largest organ on the human body?

(01:46:17):
Pain? Correct? What are youin the Bible? Who was the father?
Oh? Sea Bass? Who wasthe in the Bible? Who was
the father of Canaan? Abriel?All right, let's go, let's go.
David all right? Incorrect? AdamGreg who wrote the poem the Raven?

(01:46:39):
Correct? Ravy? What is themain language spoken in Russia? Um?
Russian? Correct? Sea Bass?Who is the author of the character
in the Catcher in the Rye?Incorrect? Flangler? Whatever? Right?
Greg? Watch act or one DayAcademy Award for Best Actor in the Role

(01:47:01):
The Revenant? U. DiCaprio,correct Raby? What is the tallest man?
Never mind that one? You startedthe difference? Beween that one the
end of the last round. Youstarted that one in plenty of time.
Go ahead, and mammal tallest mammalon earth? Draffe correct? All right,

(01:47:25):
right, and build it? Ohmy god? J. D.
Salinger, what did it? Slinger? Something like? That? Was the
protagonist? Idiot? And what wasthe Abriel? Or? We got the
best book ever thanks to that lastlittle bits. We did get to eight

(01:47:45):
questions, but of course we wouldhave had to get them all correct.
Menace is he's pulling a perfect movie. He's getting just enough. But you
just get him correct, just gethim all perfect. Ideally should be like
ten eleven question, so you caneasy question, you can fudge you Yeah,
simple. So those were or youcould have gotten your two right,

(01:48:06):
and I think we would have gotthank you. Greg miss more than gregs
I did not you missed three total. I not in that round, in
that round of your questions. Iam in that round. The breakfast round
matters. We have higher percentage thanGreg hash round with we're talking about the
round. That's how you win thebreakfast Yeah, weakest, Yeah, and

(01:48:28):
you can always count. It alwaysends in a fight, of course.
Yeah. Some people are as yousay, but funnier than Clamdia. It's
the only show, right menace.Yes, I would say each each round
you're improving, thank you agreed,getting better and better, thank you trying?

(01:48:50):
Yeah, of course, you know. See Mass has to make things
more difficult and he just likes to. But he's like sister, he just
likes to argue. Yeah. Well, I mean you didn't even agree that
he's he's getting better. Yeah wedid. He finished two out of three
rounds, so that's But really tohave a weakest league styled chance, you

(01:49:11):
need to get more than the absolutebaron M eight questions lower or lower either
raised his time threshold or lower hourrightness through. Yeah, okay, no,
fine with it. We're improving,you know. I love what's the
tallest met never? Well, thisshould be gross. ABC has a new

(01:49:34):
spinoff of The Bachelor called The GoldenBachelor. Oh sweet, and yeah,
yeah, it's the Bachelor with oldpeople. But how old? They say?
Senior citizens? So fifty the promoI saw they looked like late thirties.
I know. Because okay, sohere's here's a quote from ABC.

(01:49:55):
Quote. One helpless romantic is givena second chance at love in the third
for a partner with whom to sharethe sunset years of life. Yeah another
details have been announced, but yeah, so that sounds to me like Jane
Fondas and Lily Tomlins. People areso in right now. The Bachelor for

(01:50:18):
boomers, The Bachelor for boomers.Yeah, this makes sense because The Bachelor's
been on for twenty plus years now, so you now have fans who are
that age old and stuff. Ohyeah, for sure, we know one
guy that's going to be super intoit. They got one viewer, maybe
he could, maybe he could bethe Bachelor. Yeah, oh yeah,

(01:50:40):
could be he totally could. Ithink this is the third time we brought
him up in the last week.Yeah, but like he loves all chicksainment.
It doesn't get this many mentions onthe show that he's on. Yeah,
that's true, very good, that'strue. I mean the older,
the wrinkler DUSTI or the bet plusthe numbers I'm seeing being floated around,

(01:51:01):
the hair that's dyed purple. Ohyeah boy, yeah yeah, and oh
yeah, that's the other thing.It's older chicks that are youth fighters.
Totally. Yeah, there you go, Ray, get in the mix.
I think you're still a little tooyoung for him, and Raby doesn't fight
youth hard enough. These are girlswho, like you post and every photo

(01:51:21):
is that they look like they've beenwhitewashed by that because they have all the
face tune filters on it. It'sobvious not enough. There's traps on Instagram.
So you know we'll be all overthat when that hits a golden past.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking fora nice man, a hard man

(01:51:43):
to find. I still need toget let me take my teeth out all
that nasty old whorring for you.What they do on that show, like
everybody's making out each other, fantasysuits, viagra, Yes, nobody,
get right, that's cool, totally. This show writes itself exactly exactly.
Dumb clamydia. All right, moreWoody Show coming up, Insensitivity training for

(01:52:09):
a politically correct world. It's TheWoody Show. All right, we are
wrap it up, getting the hellout of here, everybody. Yeah,
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SeaBASS introduced us to that that creepygirlfriend whisperer guy. Yeah yeah,

(01:52:32):
but he's got all the answers foryour ladies, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, no kidding.This guy's a weirdo. It was
on Seabass's radar. You don't sayweird, Yeah, but it's it is
fascinating audio. You gotta go backand you can hear that on today's podcast.
Also, the Trending News Headlines gota brand new redneck news that more
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(01:52:56):
looking for your feedback on our nexthomework topic. What is the most embarrassing
or who I should say, whois the most embarrassing person? You know?
Okay, that person where it's almostlike a man, I want to
invite them, but it's gonna bea thing. Yeah. Yeah. Like
we used to have somebody that workedon the show. We had to tell
them they could no longer invite theirfriends. Yeah, exactly, because that

(01:53:17):
was their answer that question. Thefriends would get us in trouble. Yeah.
True. Yeah, I'm like,you could bring your husband and then
that's it, no more friends.Who's the most embarrassing person? You know?
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(01:53:41):
rayby then a sea bass, Sammy, anything you like to add y great
gory parting words of wisdom please.Yeah. Next time somebody asked what you
do for a living, just tellthem you breathe getting that's the literal answer.
Literal answer, and then bounce yeah, well you know people, yes,
and I quoted, Hey, uh, how's it going living the dream?

(01:54:03):
Yeah? Uh? Working hard,hardly working, I think with our
job. It's tough. What doyou talk about on the show, like
everything? What's your show about?Right? What's it about? Do your
radio voice? Yeah, that's anotherone of my favorites. I'm like,
I'm doing it right now. Thisis sound different, Like I don't know

(01:54:25):
what to tell you man. Sorry. Yeah, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so muchfor giving the one he shows some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow, we'd love to appreciate you for
that. The rest guys can suckit. Catch them back here on Thursday.
Have a great day. SMD doubleM. Quit this bitch.