The Woody Show May 18th 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, Kevin Smith calls in, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Incitivity Training Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Morning

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Woody. It is a pre Friday. It's Thursday morning. It's maybe eighteenth,
twenty twenty three. Hello, welcome. We are the Woody Show.
Right, I'm Woody. That's Raby. It's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning
to you, sir. Good morning. Woody is our social media director.
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right there is see Mass, Yeah, morning, see Mass, Sammy,
Hello, We've got Bored, We'vegot Caroline. They're in the Woody Show
production department two in their thing.Morgan is here, not touching food,
but touching all of our hearts.She has kind of come around, you
know what I'm saying, Like youcould tell that she's trying to get more
in touch with her non edgy side. Oh yeah, yeah, I forget

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what she posted the other day andsomeone's like, wow, did not expect
this post from you? Oh really, something about like like super thankful.
It was something you know, Yeah, well it was thankful for being on
the Woody Show, wasn't It wasa picture of the Woody Show at one
of our events, like the logo, and said that she was feeling grateful
or something something like that. Anyway, that's different for her. She's not

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touching your food, Sea Bass.That was nice. Oh yes, again
that shouldn't. That shouldn't even bethe baseline, right exactly. That should
be off the table. Well herewe are. It's like how people give
you all kind of credit for sayinghi to somebody in the Hallway. That
shouldn't even be a thing. Buthere we are right exactly. Vaughan is
here. Our video producer. Phonesare upen for you. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woody A's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. You can

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hit us up with a text overto two to nine eight seven. We
had a pretty cool chill schedule fortoday and and uh I got hit up
by our friend Kevin Smith. SoKevin Smith is going to be calling in.
I don't know where he is.I don't know if he's on the
West coast or if he's on theEast coast. He's been spending a lot
of time at his theater. Yeahhe's by coastal now, Yeah, he's

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by now. He bought his hometownmovie theater where he was you know,
would go on he was a kid, and he's turned it into this like
really cool venue where he does allthese like screenings of movies and he brings
in people, um, you know, from the movies or the directors or
whoever, and then he has likea Q and a discussion with them afterwards.
They also show like first run moviesSound of the Jersey Shore, right

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they're in They're in Jersey so he'sgot some events coming up and he wanted
to mention that. And then,um, obviously there's always a couple of
things to talk to Kevin about nowthat he's not high all the time,
right, So clear, So directoractor Silent Bob himself Kevin Smith on the
show this morning. Uh, let'ssee what else have we got? We
got a brand new redneck news,some of the trending news headlines, whatever

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else. I don't know. Nerdout Baby's got that for the hours up
here on the Woody Show. Idid see some very sad news, you
guys. Oh no, oh no. Kansas has been experiencing some severe storms
lately. Happens every spring, alot of crazy weather, and for the
most part, they've caused minimal damagein the area, except for this one

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local bakery in town. Her nameis Nancy Kimbro. She's the owner of
Clay Center and she's known for herbaking, especially her pies pies, and
she says her son was out deliveringin order just as the storm arrived one
day and apparently Greg, the windwas so strong that it ripped the meringue,

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the meringue top right off of acoconut cream pie. No, made
it better and splattered it all acrossthe parking lot. How dare you,
Greg? That's yeah, that's nota good thing to throw a Greg.
No, No, I know itthough. How about me? I like
food about marangue? Yeah, yeah, I'm with you, though, Greg,
like, marangue is not my favorite. I'll eat it really it's oh

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yeah, but it's uh, it'snot at this point. I would even
pass you would on the merangue?Yeah? See, would you be like
me eating cupcakes scraping off icing?Yes, to eat the eat differences.
Icing is actually good, right,Meringue is egh perseverance one out, Hi,
And despite the damage to the pie, her son decided to go ahead
and deliver the pie anyway. He'sa hero, ye, Hi menace from

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the Woody Show. This is verysad, says. This is the first
time she's ever had a pie damagedby weather wait a food. But the
customers were very understanding. Well,yeah, I does I mean does he
just carry the pie? We seemto be piloss. Yeah, there's no
pie, which is the bigger story. We're shouting out of pie place.
But no, but we seem tobe pilots. That's pretty weak at Yeah.

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I just saw a photo of acoconut cream pie the other day for
some reason. Oh my god,it's like made my eyes tear up.
Yeah, looks so good. Remainpilot, I know. And how you
say you don't trust certain people whodon't like fill in the blank. Yeah,
if you don't like coconut cream pie, you have a major mental disorder.
Yeah. People are weird about coconut. That's one of those things.

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Either you like it or you do. Nobody says coconuts cocon All right,
how can you not love it?Can you order on Amazon? You can't?
Yeah? Actually it's really I'm surealmost everywhere menace. Yeah, you
need to go to Amazon. Sure, what I'm saying, like to get
pies to the studio. You know, the scarcity of pie? You do
know the thing called the grocery store. Wait, what the heck? They

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got four pack pies? What?Yeah, that's the good ones. They
come four in a pack. Looklike giant fifty cent pies. Yeah if
you so. Yeah, look,the packaging and everything is the same.
Big and make it small and thenmake it big. I know, but
the packaging or everything, you know, when pies come in four packs.

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That means that they're really good,nothing but the best ingredients, good quality.
Yeah, it's really hard to find. Well. According to a new
study from Oxford University, eating fivepieces of fruit or vegetable every day Greg
can be just as beneficial to yourphysical fitness as taking four thousand steps a
day. Really, I mean,how does that work? Let's see.

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The study also found that a healthydiet is associated with greater physical fitness in
middle aged adults, and the peoplewho eat fruits and vegetables and work out
usually have a more favorable metabolic health. That is really, why hasn't there

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been a study like this before?What's been to hold up? Yeah?
I got my fill of vegetables.I don't remember the last time I had
fruit. Yeah, Greg's not righthere is not a fan of vegetables.
Yeah, it's like we're I don'tknow, I don't even know. You're

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ebony and ivory. Hey look Braybysome broccoli. Oh my god, my
boner is so huge. Yeah.Yeah, no, I would never have
a boner for broccoli. I'm orderingthese giant mini piess giant dude. No,
it's not again, dounds more likea moron to me. The packaging
and everything is like the same.Okay, hold one okay, is not

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something that has to be super fresh, but it says it arrives here in
like seven to ten days. Thenit will sit in the mail room for
a day or two. Yeah,it also has two and a half stars.
I ain't a bitch. I'll eatit. You can literally walk across
the street anywhere they have pies.Yeah, I don't know, but Jude
pies delivered in a week to tendays. Pies. That's a horny trigger.

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That's a horny trigger. Hornies hasbeen triggered. It's fine if you
guys don't want any don't have them. I don't want it to star pie.
Thanks, let's go across the street. Haters are gonna hate. This
came out on Monday. I'm curiousif anybody's tried. Yeah, we had
heard about it at that Red Whopper. Is that available now? Yeah?
It started Monday. Nice spider Man, spider, imagine it more taste?

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Is it supposed to taste different atall? Or just red? Does it
taste like spiders? It's just redwith black features, a red bun with
black sesame seeds. So the samething. Uh, let's see and then
so through June twenty First, youcould enjoy the Spider Verse Whopper sweet in
a variety of different combinations. Look, I do want to try it just
because I'm poo curious. What isYeah it could be I'm just the other

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the green ones curious changed it?Yeah, yeah, we'll see how it
goes. Uh here and then um, also curious to try these Crispy Creme
donuts. They're bringing back four fanfavorite donuts limited time. Uh. These
were some of the most popular andtop selling flavors making a comeback. Greg,
there's a nana pudding donut. Okay, that sounds really good. I

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don't think you're trying that. Ohthat's the one that has the milla wafers
up one. Okay, all right. Also their chocolate cream pie doughnut.
If you can buy donuts on allright, I'm sure you can. Menace
they Look will they be at leasttwo weeks ago? I think? Are
they small versions of Giant Dan Thehost is mixed pack. It's fifty bucks.

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Oh yeah, you're right, soyou guys, says uh. Filled
with banana cream pudding, hand dippedin yellow icing and then topped with white
cream and vanilla wafers, Nillo wavers, and it's crispy cream Creak's favorite.
I love it. The chocolate creampie doughnut that has the chocolate custard cream
filling hand dipped in chocolate icing andthen finished with a dollop of cream and

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mini chocolate chip pieces. Yeah,okay, that sounds delight, all right.
And then you also got the keylime pie donuts, so filled with
key lime pie filling dipped by hand, not hand dipped, all right,
this is definitely by hand, okay, with fingers in lime green icing,
and then top with Graham cracker crumbs. I think I would go for the

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I had that. I'm gonna gofor it like them. I like,
hey lime, I'd like lime.Those kettle chips that you really like,
Yeah, they don't make that buffaloflavor any I have not seen buffalo blues
in a long Buffalo blue that's whatit was. Yeah, it's the Kettle
brandy. It's not like the Kettlestyle. It's well they're kettle style too,
but they're it's the Kettle brand andthey made um. Yeah they made

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this sight blow blue because it hada hint of blue cheese. Yeah.
I don't like blue cheese either.But these were good. You didn't taste
it, Yeah, it was reallyhidden. Yeah, it was more like
a buffalo wing flavor kind of chip. And then the other crispy cream that
they're bringing back is the strawberries andcream doughnuts. So that's got the strawberry
and cream filling, hand dipped inpink strawberry icing, decorated with swirls of

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white icing. I would take anyof those donuts over menaces two star pies
if you want to be Butrayby they'reat a four pack, and they're bigger
than the minipie. Yeah, abig mini pie. You don't yet.
And they're delivered by hand. Arethey delivered right? Ten days from now?

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Woody Show dot com. A coupleof the holidays for today May eighteenth.
Start with the food, since we'vealready dipped into that topic a little bit
today. Is I Love Reese's Day? I do love ess and I try
to get some the other day herein the break room and they're all sold
out. Everybody loves them. Yeahyeah, kind of like pie, it's

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really hard to find. Yeah.Yeah, see today's National Cheese to Flay
Day. Okay, I think I'vehad it. I know. Is that
that melting pot type stuff? No, no, like you got you got,
you gotta do it right. Idon't know what it is. It's
like a very light thinking fondue.I guess, yeah, Pastry, I

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guess you'd say it is. Butit's super super super light. Yeah,
and it rises in the oven.Yeah. Although I did get an email
from the Melting Pot because of courseI'm on their mailing list. Where are
you being? They have a baconmac and cheese fondue a limited time.
That sounds really good. It soundsauthentic where you at tho? Well,
I mean is anything authentic as amelting proper French whatever? Yes, yeah,

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it sounds pretty good to me.They call it mac and fromage.
Today is Ascension Day? What thehell's that? Sure? Is that a
religious things? I guess International MuseumDay? Your favorite? It's a National
HIV Vaccine Awareness Day. Nice?Sorry I didn't kick. I'm aware Greg.
Today is National no dirty Dishes Day, so keep that in mind,

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Ran, Yeah, Rave, I'msure you do. Yeah, he's all
the things that Greg hates. Leavesdoors and drawers open, runs the dryer
while she's not home, and canmanage to leave the house with dirty dishes,
dishes, sink and that's not made. Yeah, well that I kind
of get, but I don't don't. What I don't get is how you
don't get home. And that's thefirst thing you do is make we I'll

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begin in menace Day is National Visityour Relatives Day? Oh sweet? Oh
no dog. It's also a sendan electronic greeting card day, which,
again, why bother? So nineties? You know what like it's weird.
As much as my mom loves gettingcards for Mother's Day, she sent my
wife an E card. Really Ididn't, but I thought it was where

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anybody? And she's slowly becoming mygrandparents because that's like my grandfather, my
grandfather and his uh and his wife. That's what they would do. Really,
once you hit eighty you send anE card. Yeah, he thought
you would go more card heavy.Yeah, because what else are you doing
cards? You know? Now?I mean I don't. I don't know
why. You know, my momwould need to send my wife a Mother's
Day card that is, you know, necessary a thing again E card?

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Like why why even't bother? Mymom used to force me to send my
aunt's Mother's Day card. They're notreally really, you're my mom, not
them. Yeah, like if ifyou happen to talk like you know,
I talked to my sister the breeder, and I was like, hey,
happy Mother's Day. That was atext, you know what I mean?
But there's not It wouldn't send anedible arrangement. It show something for women
to do, keeps him. Yeah, I think, yeah, all right,

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let's see what do you show?Mail call eight seven seven forty four
for those after hours voicemails. Youcould send us an email emailed The Woody
Show dot com. This is fromKevin, subject shower logs, Hoy Broy
Kevin listening to old podcasts again,This one from April twenty first of twenty

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twenty one about forty two minutes andforty seconds and Sea Bass mentions how he
had pooped in the shower and hedidn't like it. Crazy to see how
he's come full circle from from Kevin, I think I know what you're gonna
save apples and oranges, because yes, I had a shower at that time
that wasn't equipped for pooping. Yeah, of course you wouldn't like that.
You sure, Yeah, I'm sureit was. He just probably didn't take

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the great off the way he tookthe great off of this one at that
time. It would have the pipeat the bottom is still a standard two
inch pipe. At that point itwould have been a stopper, which obviously
you're not gonna unscrew the whole stopperand those are at the end of the
tub. Though. Yeah, yeah, that's that's not gonna shower by I
see what you're saying, right,So, yeah, of course not so
again. Dummies like this don't doany critical thinking whatsoever and say, oh

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I got you, yeah, yeah, yeah, dumb dumb enjoy your old
podcast loser. Uh see eight sevenseven forty four. Woody, Greg,
I'm not sure if you're gonna likethis one. This woman had a bug
encounter. All right, Hi,Woody shout. I just have a little
story for Greg. It does involvea bug, so trigger warning. We

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just recently have some street construction bymy house, and I think the rattling
of concrete and stuff has brought allthese bugs up my grain to a point
where I was at the gym todaywith my water bottle that has a straw.
Somehow that bug managed to make itsway into the straw. I didn't
know until I get the big flitof water and it was fluttering around and

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crawling around in my mouth. Iwould never drink. I would never drink
water again in your mouth. Don'teven like it was dead. It was
fluttering around this with rabies all right. Time to find out what's happening in

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the world of nerdsby what you nerdout about today. So despite the writers
strike, television upfronts are still happening. Basically, you know presenting when shows
are coming back. Disney had THEIRSand they announced that the highly highly highly
anticipated season two of Loki is goingto drop on October three. And it's

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going to be interesting to see whathappens in Loki because in one of the
post credit scenes in Quantum Mania,it's from Loki and Jonathan Majors is a
big part of it, and Majors, of course in a lot of trouble
with multiple women leveling accusations at him, and Marvel hasn't made any comments and
said anything about whether or not they'regoing to move on from him or what

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they're doing. Meanwhile, Kevin Figi'son stage talking about the show's cast and
includes pretty much everybody but Jonathan Major. So now you said October third.
I'm getting mixed reports out of Octobersix opts because check your calendar, Greg,
which which is the Wednesday, Octoberthird or October? No, this
is a it's a Friday. Well, they dropped October. They dropped their

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shows on Wednesday. Okay, okay, we're supposed to have We're supposed to
have an event on October six.And I got tagged multiple times about this
low key thing. Oh yeah,and the event, so they're wrong.
They have to watch it before.Well, it'll be on that Wednesday,
so that's the fourth well the well, geez, so neither are you sure
raby or not drunk or high?Maybe I am because I'm reading right now

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a bunch of October six on whereon the interweb Multiple entertainment. Okay,
well, okay, as long asit's like not from a text or anything
like that Wikipedia Official Wikipedia page Octobersix. Well, thank you for clarifying
they're going back to Friday, becausethat would like give me a rod.

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Figi also talked about the Hawkeye spinoffshow Echo, which is going to drop
on November twenty ninth, and forthe first time, all episodes of a
Marvel show will be available to watchat once. Nice not for Loki,
but for Echo. They also announcedOnly Murders in the Buildings you know Hulu,
which is part of the Disney Umbrella. Only Murders in the Building Season

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three drops on August eighth. KathleenKennedy showed up to talk Star Wars in
Indiana Jones, saying the Indiana Jonesmovies are gonna land on Disney Plus before
the Dial of Destiny hits theaters onJune thirtieth. Those movies have been on
Prime and Paramount Plus. I don'tknow if they're staying there, but they're
gonna be on Disney Plus as well. She also talked about Star Wars,

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hyping up the Asoka Show, whichis legit my most anticipated show this year
that's coming in August. She showedtrailers for both Skeleton Crew in The Acolytes,
and then they played a behind thescenes ASCA video. Now, I
will say in our latest nerd Notpodcast, it is a recap of the
Mandalorian season three with Bogatan actress Katiesack Off, and then after that a

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Mandalorian quiz proctored by Greg Gory.I bet it's so good he reads the
questions for us. Okay, Yeah, so I don't see them or hear
them ahead of time because I wantto play, right, Okay, Yeah,
it is worth your time to tunein to hear how Greg pronounces both
Ahsoka and dn Jarn. Alright,I still don't know, and I well,

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you can see how I pronounce.It's nerd Not. Where you get
your podcasts, trust me, andI'm Rabian. For more nerds stuff,
check out the Nerd Not Podcast atthe Woody Show dot com ned. All
right, thank you very much,Rabels, you got a more pre Friday
Thursday Morning Woody Show is next hangout show back in a few all right,

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So coming up this Saturday, thissad. We've been talking about this
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Diso. Amazing products, amazing value. Yeah, okay, let's guy seems
cool, probably won't murder me.Yeah. This is The Woody Show and
we are in two another new hourof insensitivity training Tree politically Correct World.
It's Thursday morning, you guys.Yeah, it's made the eighteenth, twenty
twenty three. That's raight. Whatare yeah? Great? Gore high Wood

(22:48):
Menace is here? What is up? Woody Sea basked morning? Sammy is
here? Good morning, Kevin Smith, we'll join us this hour. N
Yeah, we weren't planning on this. That wasn't until yesterday that he hit
us up, said he wanted tocome on and share a couple of things
with us. So we pivoted.So we pivoted. Yes, it's called
a pivot. He'll be calling in. Okay, usually he comes in,

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but he'll be calling in so actordirector Silent Bob himself, Kevin Smith here
this hour. We got some rednecknews coming up and some big news.
Everybody's talking about Oscar Meyer and theWienermobile sat a. Why so instead of
the Wienermobile, they're calling it thefranc Mobile why as in Frankfooter's Week.

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Now, here's the thing. Thisis a marketing thing because they they're really
pushing their beef Francs, so thismaximum beef. This will definitely be like
a short lived thing. I meantwo established. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Liker the Eyehop. Oh they saidthat because they had some cute see quote

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where what was it. It's somethinglike, uh, well we're going with
the Frank Mobile and we'll see ifit cuts the mustard. Nice. Yeah,
when it comes to grocery store hotdogs Oscar Byer is my favorite.
I had a ballpark frank the otherday. Oh it was so gross,

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I can't even finish it. Reallywhat, Yeah, I mean I will
look for all bab Nathan's cool.I look for all beef francs. Yeah,
the park stuff is gross, LikeI don't mind park sausages and stuff
like that. But yeah, ifit's just like a hot dog, not
good. Yeah, now question hotdog or brought. I would take a

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hot dog hot dog over a bronzyeahprobably shining. Oh yeah, hot dogs
like a beer brot, Yeah,oh my god, so good. And
I like the ones that are likealmost like a pale gray those are so
good. I mean I eat him, eat him, you know, don't
get me wrong, I don't reallyeat brought like a cabasa or that's also

(25:10):
good, more meaty and snappy.Yeah, satisfied, I'll take I'll take
the brod all day regular hot dog. Yeah, but the Oscar Meyer superior.
You know he's got a really goodspicy brought. Is the the food
guy that's set up outside the homedepot by my house. Oh yeahs tasty
spicy brought really Yeah, No,it's like a trailers permanently there, Like

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they don't take it away every day. It's just set up there. He's
been there for years. It's agreat place. He's rude, Oh he's
he's meaner than a snake. Butum, that spicy brought is really good.
I was in a pinch and iwas starving, and I'm on the
run and I'm doing a bunch oferrands and stuff like that, and uh,
you're the happiest place on earth.Yea home and uh yeah, it

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was actually pretty good, really good. I don't want to see pretty good.
It was really good. My lowshas a setup like that. Yeah,
and it's one point. Really,it's so good. My home depot
doesn't have crap. My home depotdoesn't have jack of a food trailer.
Yeah, you can't get a Frenchman'swave or pooh pooh just because of the
location of the thing it's coming from, like being a trailer, right,

(26:26):
like a little food truck or youknow, a little hole in the wall
place right, something that's think about, Like die bars. Those are some
of the best bars. God,I've had the best burgers. Some die
bars, Yeah, the best exactlyplaces where you wouldn't dream of eating yeah,
I have a local gas station thatis has a great taco shop inside
of it. Oh well, we'llgo there just for the food. What's

(26:47):
the menace? What's that chicken spotthat's inside gas stations? There's one by
my house. Oh yeah, they'reall over. Yeah, we went.
We went to one. Yeah,we went to one right by the station.
Philly, you loved man. Whatwas it called a Crispy crunch crunchy
chicken. Yeah, yeah, that'sgood there. Their chicken sandwich is legit
so good. It's at a gasstation. Yeah. And you know what

(27:10):
else's bomb there? If you haveone of these, buy your place,
look it up. Um. Theyoffer different biscuits. They have like a
regular biscuit, but they also havea blueberry biscuit, which I went.
I went off of my normal justgetting a regular biscuit and I got a
blueberry biscuits. I did. Anddude, they they slather it with butter
on the top. Yeah, yeah, to wear it like the window in

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the little box. They put itin fight fogs up and it's all like,
you know, buttered up. Ohyeah, and uh dude, it
is so good. So I'm onCrispy Crunchy Dot com right and dude their
websites on point. It looks sogood. It's good. I remember you
have occasion chicken really yeah yeah yeah, yeah, they got everything. I

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just remember the ordering being very confusing. Oh yeah yeah. It was like
you had to order a different registerand then you went back and you could
pick it up. But they neverexplained it. It was very they see
the Maley is supposed to know whatto do. Well, it's like the
souper Nazi, you know. Yeah, got another rules yea. Um,

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but the one by my house andI was just there the other day.
Um. You just you go upto their counter. That's again just inside
again. You can take care ofit all there. Yeah, and you
just pay for it right there.Even if you have other stuff from the
store, you can still pay forit at that register. I think it's
all the same. Yeah, notfor it went to Yeah, it was
very bad. But the chicken sandwichis good because the chicken is it's got

(28:40):
a good flavor to it. It'sgot a good good They're not kidding when
they say crispy crunchy. Yeah,it's crispy, it's crunchy. There's a
there's a there's a low level heat. It's not an overwhelming heat, but
there's a little bit of heat toit. The bun is soft. Uh.
They got some pickle on that.I think it's some kind of like
it's their signature sauce to taste likea honey mustard. But it's good.

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Now I'm starving so good. Theydo franchise, It says, open your
own, let's do it. Iwant some of this honey buttered fry tramps.
Oh yeah, yeah, not triedthat franchise right, let's menace.
Let's go to franchise and crispy crunchychicken spot. Text here says the best

(29:23):
hot dogs are on board Royal Caribbeancruise ships. Oh yeah really? I
oh yeah, I've ate so manyon those cruise ships. I can agree.
I'll put a stamp on that.All right. Well, Kevin Smith's
coming up, we'll talk to him. Got a brand new redneck news Uh

(29:44):
that is ready to go and uhyeah, So if you want to call
him this morning, eight seven sevenforty four, Woody is the number.
Set us a text over to twoto nine eight seven. So what do
you show if your sister's college fundinvolves too on table dances? And you're
her biggest contry eater man. Today'sredneck News is from West Monroe, Louisiana,

(30:11):
and I want y'all to brace yourselvesfor a foul encounter that involves one
feisty brother, a frozen bag ofchicken, and a whole lot of poultry
pandemonium. Yeah, you got thisfifty nine year old fellow named Tommy Bowle
who cohabitates with his brother and aCOO's a little mobile home. It all

(30:32):
started innocently enough when Tommy's brother,Blessed is Hard, decided to ask Tommy
about two mysteriously busted windows on theirmobile home. Tommy, for some reason,
didn't like him asking about it andflew into a rage, all right,
anger coursing through his veins. Heattacked his brother, and his weapon
of choice was that bag of frozenchicken from the freezer that is going to

(30:52):
hurt, which he used to bashhis brother in the face with nice damn.
And that was only the beginning.He went back to the free easer
for more ammo in the form offrozen peas and TV dinners, which rained
down upon his poor brother, whoonly wanted answers about the windows. So
the cops are called. They werealready very familiar with Tommy. His rap
sheet is like a roller coaster rideof bad decisions, big galas, aggravated

(31:17):
assault, domestic abuse, disturbing thepeace, even a touch of theft in
there. Wow. So there youhaving my friends from West Monroe, Louisiana.
A tale of sibling rivalry, freezingwarfare and Tom Bowl who got triggered
by a question about some broken windowson the trailer home and he beat his
brother in the face with that bagof frozen chicken. He needs some anchor

(31:37):
management stata. Wow, he looksso doesn't look particularly angry, and he's
older than I thought. Definitely he'sold. That is today's rain, Nick,
Dude, we're the lax, Iknow. I just want to know

(31:59):
where the windows a broken? Dude, Tom, take it easy, bro,
Yeah, what are you doing?Yeah? Literal bro? All right?
Kevin Smith joins us. Next,hang up, you've done screaming?
Can you tell me why you screaming? Show? We'll be right back moment.
Just supposed to be there the WoodyShow, And welcome back to the

(32:23):
Woody Show. Yeah, Thursday morning, And as we promised before the break,
our last minute impromptu surprise guest KevinSmith is on the phone, not
in studio this time, but onthe phone. Yo, what's up?
What up it? Man? Howare you are? We? Are we
talking or are we talking? Wewere talking? Yeah, I thought we

(32:46):
were having one of those private conversations. Well, no, we had that
before be called in. That's true. I was gonna have one. I
was gonna talk about my morning masturbatoryhabits back. Well, you know what,
you've been a very everybody been person. It's been a minute since I've
spoken to y'all, and since thenthings have come out. Yeah, I

(33:07):
know we have Kevin's this Kevin Smith, by the way, everybody today Two
of the Ages, writer, direction, actor Kevin Smith, former pot smoker
Kevin Smith. Yeah, I'm lookingat seventeen. Who is it eighteen?
To see the seventeen or eighteen weekswe'd free as we Wow, WHOA.
I've learned more about you, Iwould say, in the last like couple

(33:28):
months. Then I knew about youin the last like a couple of decades.
I feel crazy, right the Peoplemagazine thing in the video, and
yeah, yeah, that's why I'mon the phone. Because what he was
like, he went crazy. I'mnot having him in the studio. I
can't. I can't let him onmy people. What if he gets weird
instead? You know, So like, well, we all started with Kevin

(33:51):
deciding that, you know what,like I need to be I'm a little
too foggy. I need to bemore clear. And so he's been fair
at all. Started with me goingcrazy. Thing came afterwards. I just
didn't talk about that public yet.So I once I was in of mental
health facility kids called Sierra twos andI was there for twenty eight days.
So when I got out, Ihad been weed free for twenty eight days.

(34:13):
I was like, well, Iapparently don't see how long I could
keep this going. And so wewe talked about that. And just to
also clarify in case there's any stonerslistening, go, hey man, this
is like the poster guy for weed. Neverthyell Kevin, you don't have a
problem with it. You're just saying, like, I love weed. Yeah,
I missed it so much. Yeah, I just woke up and that's
what I was dreaming about, beingstone. But I spent a good amount

(34:36):
of time since I was aged thirtyeight fifteen years essentially I spent stone.
Ten of those fifteen years, Iwas just completely numb, present but not
present, there but not there,And so I just want to see if
I could do the next fifteen yearswithout that's all, and then fifteen years
from now back to being a blazoidbecause I'll be in my late sixties and
that's the time to do it.Hey. Yeah, bro, how does

(34:59):
this affect your your weed business?Because you have like your own line of
stuff. I mean, I've beenin the business with Jay, you know
for years, and Jay has beencleaning sober for like fifteen years himself.
So it's not it's not doesn't seemto be problematic for either of us.
Yeah, real quick, the businesspart of things, Uh, one of
the well, I have comed onanytime, but he's got a couple of

(35:19):
events going on. One in LosAngeles. He's doing the Hollywood Babylon with
you know, his his good buddyRalph Garman, and then he's got something
else going on. Yet you're atSmodcastle Cinemas. They're in New Jersey.
Nice, So for anybody there onthe East Coast and the Philly, New
Jersey area, you got an eventgoing on there, So just tell us

(35:40):
quickly about these two things. Igot a Hollywood Babylon this Saturday at Flappers
Comedy Club. You can get ticketsat sea smot dot com. Me and
Ralph Garmin have bringing the Funny inBurbank. But I split time now in
Burbank. I split time now betweenthe West Coast and East Coast because I
bought a movie theater right in myhometown in New Jersey, so we do
events there all the time. Liketwo weeks ago, it did Jane Selimbob

(36:02):
Strike Back with me and Jay Uh. This weekend, not this week,
but next weekend coming up. I'mhosting a screening of jaw was a screening
of Red State. And on Sundaywe're doing Jersey Girl the Snyder cut,
the longest cut ever was Yeah.And who's coming is Rackelcastro, the little
Jersey girl from the poster, who'snow like twenty five. It's a twenty

(36:25):
kid. If you love watching movieswith a D grade directory, come to
smart so it must go to SmodcastleCinemas dot com. We have events awesome
along. We're gonna be shooting amovie there um in late June, the
movie that I wrote pre Strike obviouslyum, but it's called the four thirty
movie that's set at the same movietheater that I used to go to when

(36:46):
I was kids about the kids whenwe were in the seventies and eighties kids,
we used to pay for one movieand jump around. It's called theater.
Hupp still does she still does it. Could you imagine you can't even
do that anymore, because like noweverything's reserved seating. Yeah, that's right,
significantly more difficult way he always thoughtto be easier because I walk into

(37:07):
a movie theater now, like oneof the big megaplexes or whatever, and
like I barely see anybody working there. I'm like, who's got kill?
You could definitely sneak in, butyou might be in somebody else's seat.
Yeah, hey man, so youyou've been acting lately. Why don't you
come out and be in the movie. I would love to be. I'm
a SAG member now, Kevin,are you really a SAG member? Yeah?
All official? Yeah, he was. You look at you, you

(37:29):
show out well, you going outon radio. You're like, I want
to show my face in movies,never mind my voice, but come be
in the movie. I would loveto be in the movie. He was
so he says this, now,now before I had that accreditation, right
before I was an official actor,you guys. Kevin's like, well you're
sag, right, I go now, I guess ah, dude, he
goes, well, yeah, man, I wish you were sag. But

(37:51):
that's because you want That's because youwere like, I want to talk in
a movie, and I'm like,boy, you can't talk in a movie
unless you're sacked. I could putyou in a movie any old time,
but like, if you want totalk in a movie, that's a different
thing. But now your sag,we could do both. Yeah, I
would love. I would love tobe in your movie. I'm verbally accepting.
Okay, absolutely, this is binding. Yeah, yeah, this is
bind. Yeah. Soon you'll you'llsee this in court next year where he
was like he verbally accepted, andI'll be like, well it shouldn't count

(38:15):
because I was crazy, people saidthe star. So I did want to
talk to you man about the thing, like because I read it in People
People magazine, like they sent outthose like social media posts and whatever.
Dude, you have really been bearingyour soul your recent Yeah. After I
went to that place, I hada complete break with reality back in January

(38:36):
and once I went to see hertwo son. I don't want to sound
like a commercial for the place,but I hate just saying that place.
I used to say like when Iwas inside, but that sounds kind of
hard, like, So can Igive everybody kind of like the cliff Notes
version, because there's there's something I'mgonna share with everybody too, because I
was I was watching because he wastalking to the camera with People Magazine about
like this experience when he was inthe video on YouTube if you can watch

(38:59):
it on the People YouTube is calledtrauma is trauma to me? Talking for
thirty five minutes about going crazy?Yeah, but anyway, there's something happened
when you were a kid where youwere assaulted sexually assaulted, or you were
with this girl and made to dothis person made you do stuff with this
girl in front of them. Theymade us put our mouths on each other.

(39:19):
Yes, yeah, yeah, Andyou talked about like, you know,
kind of what kind of long termeffect that had, and you didn't
realize it for a while and thenyou know, before you know it used
weed to kind of patch up allthese things. Well, uh, dude,
years I've never mentioned this on theair ever ever ever. And I
the reason I related to this isbecause when I was a kid in New
Jersey, just like you, musthave been eight maybe nine years old,

(39:45):
and me and a bunch of theneighborhood kids were playing around and behind one
of the buildings one day when afew of these teenagers came walking through and
grabbed me, grabbed one of thegirls that was there, and put their
hands down our pants. Were likelaughing, and then ran off and wed.
Yeah, we had to go tothe police station. We had to

(40:06):
identify them because everybody, everybody ranhome and told their parents, but yeah,
we had to go. It wasIt was weird being down to police
station. They do that whole thingwhere there's people in the other room,
like as the lineup. I cansee the movie. Wow. Yeah,
and uh, you know we hada station. Number one, that's horrible
and I'm so sorry that happened toyou. Number two, that's sexual abuse.
But we minimize things like that becauseit doesn't sound like other things we've

(40:29):
heard. You'll hear worse things inlife and be like, well, that
didn't happen to me, so Iguess it's not the same thing. But
like what I did was minimize mytrauma my whole life because I was like,
well, I always thought we wereplaying doctor, and then when I
said tier or two sound, They'relike that doctor is I'll show you yours,
you show me mine. What ifyou've got a third party instructing you
what to do? That's sexual assault? Sexual abuse. I'm so sorry to

(40:52):
hear that would Yeah, well no, I mean here's the thing though,
because it wasn't until I saw yourpost and I was thinking more about it,
because like, you know, Idon't I don't necessarily feel like it
had any effect on me other thanit happened to me. Like it's not
something that gives me nightmares or likethat. I was even like name here,
but it was a name here.Yeah, I never lost sleepover it's
so to speak, because I understanddramatic, it's still a traumatic thing that

(41:15):
happened to you. Yeah, likeI didn't understand it. I you know,
I still don't really understand it.I can just assume it's just you
know, kids being stupid or whatever, because it was it was pretty quick
the way that it happened. Butyeah, it wasn't until you said that,
I'm like, huh. I startedthinking about it more. I mean,
who knows, like what kind ofeffect like subconsciously, if you were
talking about that, you could probablydraw a line from what that happening to

(41:38):
you wanting to have a voice akayour job where it's like I will be
heard. Everything has an effect.Trauma is trauma for having's sake. It's
something worth looking into. Do youever go to therapy or anything like that?
Oh yeah, yeah, very braveof you to talk about it.
One of these days you and Idon't have to get together, I'll tell
you some pretty crazy stories. I'vegot all kinds of stories from from growing

(41:59):
up, boarding schools and wild stuff. I mean, it could probably be
a movie. You could talk betweenscenes when you go shoot here. That's
right. We could do it onthe movie set for Having six. It's
the movie. It's it's set innineteen eighty six. When were you born?
Perfect? Nineteen seventy six? Ohmy god, look at you,
so you'll be red. It's gonnabring you back to that time. We're

(42:20):
gonna have a good will hunting likebreak through with you. Yeah, woy,
that was I think that was reallybrave of you to talk about.
Well done, man, Well done, there's a bunch of people listening right
now might be emboldened themselves based onwhat you just don't. Don't just run
over it, man, Well,I think it's interesting because I thought about
it. I thought about sharing itafter you had talked about it, after

(42:42):
I saw that post, and thenI was like, it's kind of a
bummer, you know, and Idon't. I don't want to say I
don't know. It just seem kindof weird and whatever. But I've said
this to a billion people over theyears, because there's all these radio guys
to say, oh, we tellit like it is, and we're we're
completely honest and upfront with everybody else. I say, well, wasn't the
last time you shared something on yourshow that made you Because you don't get

(43:04):
nervous anymore going on the air aftera while, it just becomes a thing
that you do. Whence the lasttime you went on the air and you
were a little nervous before you startedsharing whatever it is that you're going to
share it, that's the good stuff. Yeah, were you nervous talking about
this right now? Well? I'vethought about whether I should bring it up
or not, or what I shouldmention it. Because it is like I
said, it's kind of a bummerwhatever. Truth. Yeah, but talking
to you is completely different because youknow, like I said, I relate

(43:28):
to it. Kevin, it's menace. I know we're about to map up.
But I did have a question.After you have shared everything, do
you feel happier or is this stilla process? Truly? I mean,
I don't know if the words happier, but you definitely feel like this is
this is what you feel the most. When I have the heart attack,
I would go out and talk abouthaving the heart attack, and I was

(43:51):
doing it mostly, you know,to be amusing to be like, hey,
this happened to me, and letme explain in funny terms and whatnot
and turn it into entertainment. Butfor the last five years, I've had
people come up to me be likeI saw you talking about your heart attack
on Colbert and it made me goto the doctor and I had ninety percent
inclusion. They put a stent inme. You saved my life, and
I was like, I honestly,the doctor saved your life. What talking

(44:13):
about it does makes it easier forsomebody else to unburden themselves. So as
much as I feel unburdened, thethought that there are people out there that
are like, well, wait asecond, it happened to him, and
I like that guy and he seemslike normal, so wait, maybe it's
okay to talk about it allows otherpeople to show just like what we heard
right now with whaty for Heaving's sake. So the that's that's what feels the

(44:37):
best, knowing that, whether you'reconscious of it or not, you carry
this stuff like luggage, and toput that down means you have a lighter
journey ahead of you in the easierlife, I would think. So you're
saying it's easier from here, mylife is really it is. Man,
you did it. You're cured.It's just like that a good hunting where
I'm like wood, it's not yourfault, it's not your faul. Well

(45:00):
Kevin, love you, bro,Thank you for calling in and hey,
go see Kevin. It's Moodcastle Cinemasthere in New Jersey and also at Flappers
Comedy Club in Burbank. That isthis weekend with Ralph Garman. It's Hollywood,
Babylon. Kevin, thanks man,love you sir, Love you kids,
have a great one. Thanks.What do you show? This just

(45:22):
gets hot and then they just wantto Joe and next thing, you know,
let us say, wow, Wellthanks again to Kevin Smith. Yeah
for calling in. I was goodto talk to him so clear. Now
I know crazy Clark. You knowit's the same guy. It's just a
different conversation, you know. Definitely. Yeah, but I mean he did

(45:47):
before too, did. It wasjust really long, this went different directions.
Yeah, which sometimes that's the best, those little tangents. Yea.
Do we end up talking about that? Oh yeah, that happens to here
a lot. He was. Yeah, Well Saturday Flappers and Burbank, It's
Hollywood Babylon with Ralph Garman and getyour old tickets and uh see what else

(46:10):
do we have come? Oh wegot the tailgate next fifteen minutes for Burt
Christ's new movie, The Machine looksgood is Let's see if you could feel
this one? So she said,one and three adults say, yeah,
we get it, but we're tootired to live a healthy lifestyle. It

(46:30):
takes time. Yeah, it takeseffort, one or three adults, they're
too tired to be healthy. Sotired, always tired, women more tired
than men. And I legit thoughtthis was interesting it's younger people who are
more tired than the old people.Now, when you say younger people,
uh specifically mentioned twenty five to thirtyfour year olds, which that is the

(46:52):
majority of our audience. Yeah,people with little kids somewhere. Now,
we have people all, you know, on all ends of the spectrum.
But forty eight percent of the peopletwenty five thirty four they talk to say
they're too exhausted, compared to twentythree percent of people fifty five and older.
Now, the fifty five and older, it's like reve you just mentioned,
like you know, you're out ofthat hole in Yeah, running kids

(47:13):
around, all the different stuff andthe day to day you know, parenting.
Well, unless you're Robert de Niro, Well, and then just keep
spreading the seat. Older people willgo to bed early. That's true.
Well, it depends forty percent ofwomen are too tired, twenty percent of
men. When it comes to otherexcuses, the lack of motivation to be
healthy plays into things. Understand thatgoes hand in hand lack of time,

(47:37):
lack of confidence, high gym fees, and food prices. Now, the
experts, of course, they alwayssay like, oh, healthier diets and
more exercise, better sleep that boostenergy. But dude, exercise and healthy
food longer sleep. I'll require whattime time? Yeah, well house healthy

(47:58):
food at the time because you haveto prepare. Yeah yeah, you can't
just I mean go through a drivethrough. Yeah, of course, like,
well we have healthier up yeah,healthier right, necessarily healthy healthy ish
takes a lot of effort to cook. Well, yeah, what's the what's
the drive through where I can getsome you know, baked chicken and steamed

(48:19):
vegetable. Yeah, who's going there? Maybe California Kitchen. I don't know,
I don't know what. I'll tellyou that drive through. It is
empty though, California Kitchen, theone with the chicken spot. Uh kitchen?
Yeah, sorry, California Chicken.Maybe so you just said California hold

(48:40):
on, sorry, Yeah, I'llfind it. There's a place I want
to know about it. Yeah,I know he wants the steam vegetable drive
through. Oh sorry, California ChickenCafe. It's pretty healthy. It's a
fast food place. It's kind ofuh, I mean you can do a
quick pick up. See I'm notinteresting quick pick up. I'm talking about

(49:01):
like how easy McDonald's. Your tacobella one of those places i've got something
healthy, you might have to getout of the car. That's what I'm
saying. I'm too tired, right, too tired for that. Also,
this is interesting. Speaking of rest, two thousand adults, two percent of
them agree they're less stressed and ina better mood when they get a good

(49:23):
night's sleep. Yeah. Really,Why hasn't anyone done that study before?
Yeah? Yeah, but here's thething, it's lightning. Half say they're
not willing to give up things likelate night TV, late night snacks,
or late night internet to go tosleep on time. That's my problem,

(49:44):
Like, forget it. I'm like, I can't go to bed yet.
Yeah, I gotta. I mean, I gotta force myself during the week.
Totally, did you you see?Lionel Richie said the key to long
life is eight hours of sleep,water and sex, a lot clos security.

(50:06):
All right, welcome back everybody,Thanks again to Kevin Smith. Kevin
calling in So Sea Bass. Veryexciting ICP. They revealed the lineup for
the twenty twenty three gathering of theJuggalos. I've been seeing some of this
what you got July fifth of theninth, That Legend Valley in Thornville,
Ohio in places has been for thepast few years. Yeah, they promised,

(50:29):
quote seminars, concerts, contests,and NonStop party action will be yours
to experiences. Yeah, the seminarsthings like, um, they do it
just kind of talk. That's wherea few years ago Violent Jay revealed that
he had all those heart problems andneed to take a break from touring.
They give talks and stuff and that'swhat it's real serious. Yeah, very

(50:51):
well, it was very sad.Tears were hating. Yeah, so on
the main stage of course, insaneclown posse Saturday night nice ten o'clock usually
also Alien and Farm. That wasThat's right. That was a surprise.
Yeah, that's awesome surprise because yougot what else is Alien and Farm doing.
That's like, oh, somebody we'veheard of what you guys gonna play

(51:12):
smooth criminal hope, So I likethe movies better. Uh, you've also
got arrested development also surprise, supernice they got time. Lord, I
really have been real stressed. Rip. I wonder if it's the O G
lineup. Look, it's one ofthose bands they just got through whoever again
and then and then a ton ofquote artists you've never heard of. I'll

(51:35):
give you a couple of examples herethat you're gonna have City Morgue who will
be there. Also Kung Fu Vampire. Oh yeah, that's Babble the Demon,
and also a Belushi speedball will beso yeah, they dropped ticket prices
yet ticket Yeah, okay, howmuch we can get them on? Laway,

(51:55):
that's like there's twenty dollars and youcan do them an equal installments of
two dollars a month for a year. Oh no, I'm because I'm on
their message boards. And yeah,there're guys who will go on there and
talk. First off, the travelplans are the most hilarious. It's like,
I'm leaving from Olympia, Washington.It's gonna take me six days.
Who wants to go with me?And they'll share their map that shows like

(52:16):
seventy five hours. God, here'sfrom one of Sea Basses encounters. There
at the gathering of the Juggalos froma past year, they ran into some
Pittsburgh Juggalos. What's going on?We're here a parting. We're from Pittsburgh.
We're a huge gang. We're ahuge street gang. Now let me
with us. We're a huge streetgang. I'm gonna do this first,

(52:37):
my mother fucking light. Yeah,that's a goal, which won't be long.
I wonder if they're still with it. Ticketar two thirty and then you
can. They won't sell out.They can't sell out that big, that
Legend Valley deal. It's a it'sa it's an own concert venue. Will
you be camping this year? Thatcamp last year? You can't sleep because
it's twenty four seven. Firework.How they built a hotel nearby yet get

(53:00):
all this stuff stolen? Yeah,it would intentionally open after the Juggalos came
through. Because I've camp before it, I would uh yeah, I would
be like, if I leave mystuff here, it gets broken into.
Because I've interviewed juggalos. Oh yeah, they're stuff stolen by other Juggalos.
They're a family. Uh yeah.Like here's another Juggalo each other. This
guy is Joey and uh here's somethingabout spits. What's your name, sir

(53:23):
j slim j D And uh,I guess you're gonna spit his mouth ground
no idea. So this chick spitsin his mouth, and you know the
other thing. They walk around,they show each other their buttholes and like
it's a it's a good time,family fun. You know, family is

(53:44):
really bet the besturity is a gooddeal though not for a for a full
weekend of camping, that's a gooddeal. Syphilis, and again what was
the food vendors like hot pockets?I could are actually applying to be a
food I don't have a I'd haveto go to Columbus buy a food truck

(54:05):
and then I'd have to drive itin on like Wednesday. Not doing that
you through Sunday afternoon. What arethe options? It's it's a bunch of
it's carney stuff. And I boughta strong bowlie there at one time that
was fully not cooked on the edge. It's all Joe Mazzarella nice. I
will look forward to uh the feedbackfrom the twenty twenty three gathering the Jugglos

(54:30):
four Now, Sea Bass, areyou an old head there? Now?
Since you? I bet you morningBatan. Yeah, A lot of those
guys have not not the oldest personthere. Here's here's a woman named Red
talking about her grandkids. I don'tknow, they probably got different. What

(54:53):
have you eaten that you love thisthis week of the gathering? Yeah,
oh my god? Where they aredoing marshrooms. They're ten. Yeah,
do you ask for an answer?I gave you a question. Show back

(55:15):
in a bit. When I wasa kid in the eighties, they gassed
all the kids, gassed all thekids. I never got gassed as a
kid. So many times I thinkthat's another pieces of the Menut's buzzle.
And we already in two another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(55:36):
It's Thursday morning. It's a throwbackThursday. It's maybe eighteen twenty twenty
three. I'm moody. That's raving. Hello there, there's great Cory Menace
is here. What we got SeaBass? Mister Juggalo himself. Sammy's here,
Good morning Sammy. There's board Caroline, we got Morgan, we got
Bawn. You can call in bepart of the show. Eight seven seven

(55:58):
forty four, Woody. That's eightseven seven forty four. It is some
of the text over to two twonine eighty seven. There's a lot throwback
Thursday type thing for I know Rabyhates this stuff. I love this stuff.
What what do I hate? Allthe hair metal of the eighties?
Oh yeah, my jam not foryou. That's only because it took his
attention away. From her. Shehad like some boyfriend, what was it

(56:21):
the boyfriend, No, it wasn'tthe boyfriend. It was just I thought
it was the boyfriend that he becamemore obsessed with def Leopard or something like
that. It was the thing thatall of her friends were into it,
right, and then she wasn't intoit. So yeah, because she would
play all her no one would comebecause no one wanted to listen to the
Smiths in depeche Mode or you twoare end. It was all about def

(56:45):
Leopard and poison. Hated that stuffbecause I liked that other stuff. You
and I would have been best.We would have been best friends then,
too great, Oh my god?So uh. And of course what would
eighties hair metal be without the ballad? Yeah? You know? Yeah?
So um. Someone put together thislist. It's one of I forget what

(57:07):
the it might be loud Wire orsomething like one of those like rock rock
publications, and they put together alist of the eleven cheesiest ballads from the
metal era, the yeah only elevenyeah, and the and the one they
have on their list has number one. Okay uh. And as much as

(57:30):
I loved all that stuff, Inever liked this song. This Motley Crue
You're All I Need. The songwas yeah, and the videos were just

(57:50):
as cheesy. Yeah. I don'tremember this one. I Love You recollection.
Yeah, and that's one yeah yeah, number one? Wow. Uh
also on the list. It wasn'tmy favorite song from Nelson, but it
was okay. Their best song,of course, was Can't Live Without Your
Loving Affection. Yeah, but that'syour loving affection. But we're talking ballads

(58:13):
here, and this was after theRain, After the Rain. I don't
know I'm asking right, but shehas told us that she wasn't paying attention.
I was. I don't think Iremember this one. I don't know
this one either. Yeah. Iremember that other hip, but I can't
think of it. I even sangit pretty great. No, but I

(58:34):
remember a different one at least bside ballot from Nelson. Yeah, okay,
so you'll you'll know these other ones. Cinderella, don't know what You've
got till it's gone, even rabies. Oh, this is the banger?
Is this number one? It's good? Yeah? Songs a bang? Are

(58:55):
you right? Yeah? Let's see, Oh love this song? Didn't Randy
sing this one for us to FirehouseLove of a Lifetime? Yes, this
is what he's saying. Yes,I couldn't ye recall friends sang more than

(59:19):
worse. I think he did too. He's done multiple Yeah song rips.
It's Firehouse, Firehouse. I lovethe lifetime, I know. Yeah.
But if you're like, who sangit for a billion dollars, I didn't
for a bion a lifetime? That'sa finger banger right there. That's that's

(59:45):
like middle school slow dance, ripthe hug and rock the hug and rock.
Yeah, dude, all right,we're working our way through it.
Also on the list of cheesiest hairmetal bows. Another one that I love,
banger Poison. Every Rose has astorm so good right every night it's

(01:00:09):
good song. Yeah, every Cowboyseems just sad, sad song. Shut
up, braby, every no wonder. No one want to hang out your
again because you don't like good music. You're right underneath your own son mistakes
from Jesus, Oh my god.Yeah, good, shut up? You

(01:00:31):
have the best memory. Well,these songs are all on my playlist.
Dude. You would you would wepopped on today? You would listen the
whole way through. Yes, andturn it up and crank it. Yes,
wow and give devil horns, allright, And I love this one
too, all right, I lovethis one too. This, uh,

(01:00:53):
this, this could have easily beennumber one from bond Jovi. I'll be
there for you. I want somuch I got yeah right, all right,

(01:01:17):
you didn't even know what sex was, but you wanted it right and
you wanted John Oh yeah, whodidn't. Do we have Randy's Love of
a lifetime somewhere? Maybe? ButI know we we gotta have it somewhere.
Got a deep cut and a greatcut. Yeah, well, Randy,

(01:01:38):
I was surprised that he knew thatsong and he loved it. Yeah,
that is weird. Yeah, becausehe's a he's a younger guy.
He probably just googled it was RandyOki? Is that what we called it?
Probably? I don't know who cannever find anything around here? And
you would think that conversation between tworooms rather right next to each other be

(01:02:00):
a little easier too, like we'redoing for a window. Yeah we did.
Yeah, and we changed the lyricsfor Randy the Lunch of a lifetime
I found me had the lunch ofa left time? Is that? Yeah?
Okay, I may have been blazed. Why blaze too much? Why
do you hate Randy. I don'thate Randy. I do hate his current

(01:02:22):
mustache though maybe so or all rightwords, he just comes in here.
It's just with grunting in silence.Yeahright, you know, I haven't forbid.
I had my headphones on and doingstuff in the other room. Guys,
I'm just for Randy, the extremesthat we're looking for, saying love
of life, lunch of lifetime.Fine, yeah, that's all right,

(01:02:47):
lafetime, Now I want it.You usually did have an awkward Randy where
we are at a thrift store togetherthe other week and that song came on
in the middle of the thrift storelifetime. Yeah, we just had a
pause and stared at each other andthe awkwardness of does he starts singing an
und founds of life? That's bettera lunchlas Yeah? See who it was

(01:03:24):
bettering my memory? Thank god,your feet up on the dashboard. Back
in a few the what do youshow? Roots? Open show? All
right, welcome back everybody. Ye, you're talking about those hair metal ballads.
Yeah, and somebody texted over whatyou don't like a bunch of grown

(01:03:46):
men with long hair looking like womencrying and calling a music Well, that's
what alternative is now pretty much sceptThe sound that comes out of the speakers
is in rock, and it soundslike a long hair. Yeah, not
at long hair, but like wholooked like women, A bunch of dude
ack like chicks, that's for sure, And crying over a half ass pop

(01:04:09):
sounding song. Yeah cool. I'llat least so much I can close my
eyes and still rock. You knowwhat I'm saying, Greg, That's all
that matters. That's what I'm aboutas so long as you're rocket rock.
Yeah. And those dudes smoked soyeah. Yeah they had hot rods.

(01:04:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, dude,yeah, hell yeah mar borro super cool.
Trending news headlines, Greg Gory.There's been so much Harry and Nagan
drama lately. Oh So Tuesday night, Prince Harry and Megan were at the
Miss Foundation Women of Vision Awards.You know, it's really important and they
have really hard jobs. Um,after they left, they got out of
their car and went into a taxiand all these paparazzi descended on the cab.

(01:04:55):
So Harry told the driver to circleback and they were chased by Papa
Rodzi. By the way, thesetwo people are getting into just a New
York City cab. I know,let's start there. They were in an
suv and that's when they were beingchased. So they got out of the
tried, got into the cab,told him to go the other way.
NYPD says there were multiple near collisionsinvolving other cars on the road and some

(01:05:16):
pedestrians, but nobody was hurt.And then the taxi driver who was driving
them around, he was asked ifthat he thought that the paparazzi was being
aggressive. He said, no,I don't think so. No, he
said, I didn't even realize thatanything was going on. So they had
this whole story and this whole datof about how a two hour chase through
midtown? Did you see that?The least chief called him out. He's
like, there's no way, there'sno chase hours with this traffic in New

(01:05:42):
York, there would have been tonsof cell phone footage. There would have
been tough like exactly, it's sodensely populated, there's so many people just
out like this story is and yeah, this this is like total storyline,
reality show, something that they're tryingto put out there. And if you
watched, that's why I know youdidn't that's stupid. Harry and Megan thing

(01:06:02):
Netflix, which I admit I watchedsome of it, saying how traumatized they
are when they're in the car andpeople take their pictures because of Diana.
Okay, well then if that's thecase, stop the car, get out
of the car, let them takeyour photo, and then be on your
way. Where are you going anywayto what another vacation? Are you late

(01:06:24):
to work? Another one of thesethings which are a dinner and a gala?
Right, nothing happens where nothing happensand you just walk around and the
whole port purpose of being is thatyou were born big deal. Ya.
My most favorite was when South Parklike like made fun of them and they
had him out of talk shows placewelcome Harry and megat right, and like,

(01:06:45):
uh, so you grew up ina bunch of privilege blah blah blah
and royal family blah blah blah,and you talk all about it in your
new book called Where, and it'slike respect premise, respect premisey, So
you wrought all about it. They'retotally living the life and then they want
to be secluded and left alone,and so let's have a podcast. Let's
have a documentars go to this galup, Let's write a book, Let's go

(01:07:08):
to these dinners. Uh. Thisall happened after a stalker of h and
M as they call each other,they were arrested at The stalker was arrested
right at their Santa Barbara house theprevious night. He had made it up
to the house's entrance but was grabbedby a member of the super important Harry
and Meghan's staff. Yeah, sohe was stalking in New York. Here's

(01:07:29):
the clip. Thanks for having uson the show. It's so awesome,
the badds crab. So let mestart with you, Sam. You've lived
a life with the royal family.You've had everything handed to you, but
you say your life has been hot, and now you've written all about it
in your new book where God I'mwatch that today. That is so funny.

(01:07:51):
Oh my god, Greg, whatwas the first thing I told you
when I heard about the stalker?He said? Can there be a bigger
loser? Soccer talker of Harriet andMegan to the point where you go up
to their front door and get tackledby their staff? Losers? Also the

(01:08:14):
only frustrating thing out of all thatkind of stuff. Is them doing a
podcast because allegedly they got paid twentyfive million for it, and I listened
to some of it. The audioquality is so bad. I'm like,
they paid twenty five million for thisand they can't make it at least?
What the heck that Netflix show?I was just referencing the first time that

(01:08:36):
Meg and Margole went to meet theQueen. They pulled up to this castle
I think was Balmoral Castle and shesaid, wait a minute, we're about
to meet your grandma, right,yeah, oh the queen. Look she's
acting like she doesn't know that she'sabout to meet the queen. She's the
most famous woman in the world.Right, I don't know how to create.

(01:08:56):
I don't know we're gonna meet thequeen. Yeah, that's gonna be
your grandmother in law, you idiot. I'm like, like, what do
you think but you're a royal person? Huh what? Um? TikTok no
longer going to be allowed in Montana. The governor side a TikTok ban into
law. It'll make Montana the firststate to ban it all together. So
that band will take first effect onJanuary first. I saw somebody with a
funny comment, so all the peoplethat have their homes they live in California,

(01:09:21):
but vacation in Montana. How areyou supposed to document the fact that
you have a ranch in Montana.No, it's it's still gonna work TikTok.
There I read more into it.It's not gonna go to effect until
the end of the year, andyou just can't download it. You can
still it will still work. Soif you're grandfathered into TikTok, yeah,
you'll be fine. And then allall the young people they're just gonna use

(01:09:43):
a VPN and it's studying doesn't alwayswork, like trying to get around that
before, Like you know, sportsbetting. I'm sure if I held legal
stuff, you would not get ittoo. Oh oh, that's a challenge.
Well she wants to challenge. There'sno way it would get it to
work because I said you could.There's no chance. Man is lenge challenge

(01:10:10):
Yeah, because they're running challenge andthen I'll take away the VPN. How
about that? Wow, are yougot to be mean about it? I
know jays because a rampant crime targetsays they expect to lose one point three
billion bucks first quarter of this year. Last year they only lost eight hundred
million this year, it's one pointthree billion because the theft still good to

(01:10:31):
be targeted. Though. They hada point five percent growth in sales,
one percent growth in traffic, andtheir shares are up two percent, trading
at about one hundred and sixty bucksof share. We'll see. The thing
like is then people see that reportand they go, oh, well,
see they're still making money. Sowho cares? Big corporation had one point
whatever billion dollars and stuff. Stillthey can afford it. They have to
budget knowing that they're going to belosing it, Like every business like that

(01:10:55):
has to budget for losses, likeknowing that people are going to come in
and steal stuff or there's going tobe some stuff they have to just like
eat, you know, for otherreasons, not necessarily stealing that sucks.
And because they do that, thenthey figure into their pricing and everything else,
higher prices for everybody. Yeah,people who are willing to pay.
Yeah, it could mean thousands oflost jobs if they have to shut down

(01:11:16):
a location, which they which they'vedone. Yeah, so it's it's bigger
than like, oh well they're abillion dollar corporation and blah blah blah,
who cares about these you know,stores and whatever? Like you are missing
the point. Like the definition ofrich is anybody who has more money than
you do. So you know,however much you think you don't have,
there's somebody who has less than youdo, and so under your calculation,

(01:11:42):
that would mean that if somebody wantsto take something from you, it should
be fine. You got more.You got more than they do. Yeah,
whatever they needed it, you know, so what you have, you
had more than they do. Eventhe levels of what people have, it's
not yours. Do I care abouttarget? Like do I have like feelings
for No? My wife does.She loves talking about. But like there's

(01:12:06):
so many people that are just missingthe point now. And just because someone
I loved this one video I sawwhere like, well it's sad when people
have to steal food just to eat. They stole a bunch of chips and
candy, and they weren't stealing likethe rotisserie chickens, like the stuff that's
high value gets locked up, therazors and the video games and stuff.

(01:12:27):
That's because that's what getting right.They weren't doing that because like man were
so starving, right, They didit because they knew. No one's gonna
like stop them at the door.They're just gonna let the walk them out.
Basically, I'm unfortunate, but Ineed a copy of the Other day
at Disney World, brawl broke outbetween two families. One family had asked
another one to move out of theway so they could take a picture in

(01:12:49):
front of Disney's one hundredth anniversary sideand right there by the train station,
you know. But one of thespot man, one of the family members,
instead punched some of the other familyin the face. Wow. And
then it was brawl time, hitting, punching, yelling, swearing. Yeah,
the videos everywhere it doesn't sound verymagical, not at all. And
now they can't go back. Nowthey're banned for life. Disney staff and

(01:13:12):
security eventually split them up. Bothparties are banned for life. No,
they know the family that started it, because they've got video, because the
vide we see is after it's allstarted, of course. Yeah, well,
the family, the family that startedit, they're out. The family
standing around, or the family thatasked people to move, Uh, that
I don't know. But the familythat threw the first punch their banned for

(01:13:35):
life. The other family had toleave too, but they're allowed to come
back at some point because they didn'tstart it. Say right, one person
actually needed medical treatment, but forsome reason that one family decided not to
press charges against the others. Yeah, is that Disney coat? That's the
latest one. More what he showsnext will be right back show. You

(01:14:17):
know. Every once in a whilethere's a show out there, like another
radio show that tries to bate usinto some kind of like radio war talk
about us on the air. Yeah, like we're like we're into like an
argument or a fight. Yeah,with another show speaking of Throwback Thursday.
That is so nineties unless you livein Floridas. Like Florida, they still

(01:14:40):
engage you love it. I thinkspecifically Tampa, like Tampa Radio, Like
all the shows and people on thetalk about other shows. Yeah, like
I feel like that's all they evertalk about. Yeah, they're always beefing
and they sue each other. They'recourt cases. I mean, it's ins
actual fights. I don't get it, Like we have a dumb, fun

(01:15:04):
but dumb job, like just doyour show and like I don't, I
don't know everybody's like and it's justa it's just a throwback to like the
nineties, there's just being Look,I'm not saying I've never been a part
of one, but it was thenineties, it was it was a different
time. Now it's like half thestations are in the same building as you

(01:15:25):
want, they're down the hall andyou know these people. But even still,
it's like, why are we gonnaspend all this time going back forth?
Anyway? And bring this up becausethere's a sports talk radio producer in
Chicago who has been suspending. He'sbeen off the air for a week or
so. Because there's a radio newsguy and Shane Roordon is his name.

(01:15:46):
He made the comment. He's aproducer for the afternoon drive program parkins in
Spiegel parkins in Spiegel on six seventythe Score, which is a big sports
talk station in Chicago. So ColinCoward on FS one, but we all
know Colin Coward and his co hostJason McIntyre compared Chicago to the Afghanistan because
of all the you know, violentcrime it's been going on there recently.

(01:16:10):
And so it went back and forth. So here's a local show in Chicago
in a radio war with Colin Coward'sfavorite I hate Colin Coward. I know
you like him. I like him. I don't like him. Seems at
bit blowhearty for radio. Yes,he's very blowhearty. Did Jim Rome jas
adjacent? I don't like Jim Romeeither, I did back Coward. Is

(01:16:31):
that the guy that was in WrestleMania. He's the guy it looks like he
was the president of the Chess Club. Man is thinking of Pat McAfee.
Coward wishes he was Pat mccaf anyway. So they go back and forth.
It started on Twitter, arguing fora while, but then Shane, the
guy from the Chicago station, hetook offense to the calling Chicago Afghanistan or

(01:16:53):
whatever. He took the beef tothe next level on the air, saying
you bring your mother over here onall boner. Yeah that's right. I
mean not shots fired, bro,Yeah, not since Andrew dice Clay speaking
of old Yeah. So then therewas a response that saying that his mother

(01:17:16):
was dearly departed, so she's deadbecause she's dead. Yeah. And so
it was that comment I'm gonna havesex to your mom comment that got him
suspended a week. Oh god,he done way worse. That's stupid.
It's a lower bar for body tohater on sports talk radio. Yeah that's
true. What oh for sure?Really like you won't sear them say the

(01:17:41):
B word. You won't hear them, you know, make the kind of
references we make, absolutely really trueon sports talk. Yeah, listen to
mcafe, which is not really sportstalking. That's like all dudes who was
listening sports for the most. Imean if you look at the numbers,
but it sounds like all dudes andRaby, Yeah, that's it. They're
just wacky, they're not. Yeah, they got hot takes. Yeah.
I mean we had a whole songabout sex with your mom, gonna have

(01:18:03):
sex. Yeah, see bass isnumber one hit I'm Gonna have Sex with
your Mom Records at Colin Calhury.Yeah, I'm gonna have sex with your
mom. Yeah, this is allit does. I'm gonna have sex with
your mom. It's like any daftpunk song week off. Yeah, all
right, more Woody shows next,hang on, everybody sex with your mom?

(01:18:30):
Yeah. Yeah, we are intwo another new hour. I'm insensitivity
training crede politically correct World. Goodmorning, everybody. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuabletime today. Grateful for that. We
are the Woody Show. I'm Woody. That's Raby, Good morning. There's
Greg Gory Menace is here. Whatis up, Woody? You forgot my

(01:18:50):
name? Let us. He's oursocial media director. You can find us.
You can follow us at the WoodyShow on Instagram and Twitter. We're
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here, right, We've got SammyBoard is here, Morning Board. There's
Caroline Morgan is here, Vaughan ourvideo producer. And of course phones are

(01:19:10):
open at eight seven to seven fortyfour wood that's eight seven seven forty four
Wood. I don't even know howmany different uh Google accounts like Gmail accounts
that I have over the years,because like when we're looking for a producer
ten plus years ago, I justhad, like, you know, I
forget what it was, like aWoody producers search at Gmail whatever it was,
and I forgot about I have noidea how many out there. Well,

(01:19:33):
Google says they're gonna start deleting accountsthat have been inactive for at least
two years. So if you've beendying to get that that Gmail account and
they said that, you know,the user name is unavailable, might be
in luck. As well. Theysay it's for security reasons. Oh what
is it? Well, I'm notgonna te yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's one getting They say. Theupdated policy takes effect immediately. A Google

(01:19:56):
said it will not begin deleting accountsuntil December. If there's one that you
know about that you want to keep, hang on to make sure you just
do yeah, do something with it. But they're gonna send out multiple warning
notifications. But I mean, ifit's going to an email that you're not
using, you're not going to seeit. That's just true. Can I
pull a great gory here? Andthis is Twitter had the same problem because
they said they're gonna start purging onunused accounts. What if it belongs to

(01:20:19):
a dead person whatever? If youwant the blank relatives email account that you
have access to now I don't knowhow you do that, yeah, but
it would be inactive for two years, right, but you don't check that,
but you just want it because he'sthe old yeah, sentimental email address.
There was something I just saw aboutus one of the social media platforms

(01:20:41):
and they were going to do thesame thing. Maybe it was Twitter,
um, and they were going togo through and get rid of the inactive
accounts, and then there were familymembers saying, hey, wait they did,
Yeah, we have a family membertheir accounts till there with all their
posts, and it's comforting for usto be able to go. And I
mean I thought about break download stuff. Yeah, which part of my gay
I have. I have numbers inmy phone of people friends, family members

(01:21:06):
who have died, and I can'tbring myself to delete the Yeah. I
used to call the one number becauseI would go right to voicemail. But
I heard their voice and uh,it was weird, you know, like
yeah and just yeah, And itwas because you're like so weird that there.

(01:21:26):
Just the other day I was typingin and then Ralphie May showed up
on my contacts. Oh well therehave been more post lately on like his
Instagram account and things like that.Yeah, I'm seeing his comedy. It's
like, oh many you forget sometimesyou know that he's gone. Right.
You know, what do you thinkabout when people post on dead people's pages?
Like an issue? I was atthe store and I saw something that

(01:21:47):
reminded you. I think it's strange. Um, I get it. It's
it's comforting for them and I cansee that. Well, The reason Greg
seeing that is because then that popsup to their friends. You're in common
friends, right, Greg's not goingon these dead people's pages to look right,
Maybe he is. I'll see itpops up in your friend like,
oh you have a common friend,and they'll say vitual friend who died and

(01:22:08):
hey girls thinking about you. I'mlike, all right, what, well,
what's the difference between that and goingto the cemetery and talking to the
ground. Well, because this showseverybody else, well there is that element
show others. Yeah, there isthat element to it. I'm a good
person. Um. So you knowRaby's always paranoid of AI. Yeah.
Yeah. Around the technology topic here, watch the new trailer for The Creator,

(01:22:31):
The Creator. What's that? It'sit's it's it's another version of the
matrix the terment. Yeah, it'scoming to kill you scared tactics. Yeah,
just plug it. Um. Idon't know why I decided to look
into this particular fun fact when Isaw it, but I saw someone said
that in the nineteenth century, criticsof bicycles labeled them as tools of the

(01:22:54):
devil, And I thought about Rabywe're talking about, right, And I
was like, you know, toolof the devil. So we're talking eighteen
o one and nineteen hundred here,Okay, So society was going through significant
changes. Industrialization was in full swing, cities growing rapidly, and people were
adapting to new technologies and new socialnorms. And bicycles were a relatively new

(01:23:14):
invention at that point, and somethought of them as tools of the devil
because they represented a rapid change,threatened traditional values and gender roles, and
we're seeing as a source of idlepleasure women are supposed to go. And
we've heard a lot of stuff whenit comes to these different AI, things
like, well, people have beenworried about new technology of the computer or
the whatever, like what's this gonnado for printers? What's this gonna do

(01:23:39):
for jobs? For jobs? What'sgonna do? And and the story is
always like, you know, peopleare always really worried about it at first,
and it turns out to be somethingthat yes, okay, so now
instead of having to have somebody sitthere and take a message on a notepad,
you can leave a voicemail. Okay, Well, well what about people
that take messages? Yeah, theyhappened to them. Yeah, so uh

(01:24:00):
yeah, So things like that butanyway, um, And I don't know
what made me look into the backgroundon because I maybe because like, how
is how would a bicycle be atool the devil if they um? Now?
At the time, bicycles represented adeparture from the traditional means of transportation.
At the time, it was horsedrawn carriages and people just walk places.
And they believe that bicycles were toofast and too dangerous, fast,

(01:24:25):
too curious. Yeah, well theones with the giant front wheel or too
gether. Yeah it's so high.Sure, all those horsemen shovelers out of
business. These were so upset,that's what they know. What they said
that that was New York City's problem. Besides, they had a long history
of having garbage everywhere. But therewas just the giant mounds of horse feces
before you know, bicycles and putum. And then I was like,

(01:24:47):
huh, what was gender roles weretalking about? Bicycles challenged the traditional roles
of men and women because back thenwomen expected to focus on things like sewing,
cooking, taking care of the household. Bicycle allowed women to travel more
freely and independently, allowing them toventure out into the world, travel greater
distances and interact with society in newways, which again at the time scene

(01:25:10):
as inappropriate for women to have suchfreedom. Those are the good days,
right, Society went down with thebicycle and so like when people say,
I've heard about these bicycles kind ofpeople talking about I've heard about these bicycles.
They thought that women riding bicycles wouldbe disruptive and lead to chaos and
didas y look at the timeline.And lastly, critics viewed riding bicycles for

(01:25:36):
fun as enjoyment, to be frivolousand sinful, a form of leisure and
pleasure. They believe that people shouldspend their time more productively, focusing on
serious work or religious matters, nota frivolous activity like riding a bicycle.
There were other frivolous activities, yeah, but they were used to right,
croquet painting, I know, butthat's stuff going to the opera. Yeah,

(01:26:00):
but see that stuff. I'm sureit was all well established and they
were familiar with this. What's what'smore familiar? This is this was new
and what is this? This bicyclewheeled machine version of violent video games?
Remember people like oh my god,you know, and nineties yeah, it's
crazy. Did you see the articleabout the new I phone where it's the

(01:26:20):
personal voice thing? Yeah? Yeah, So there's a new feature coming rave
oh god, where after about fifteenminutes of reading prompts and training, your
cell phone will be able to replicateyour voice. Rep awesome. Now.
Apple says it's meant primarily for peoplewith disabilities in certain conditions like als goes
over time, you lose your voice, okay, and so this would allow

(01:26:42):
them to read type text out loudduring calls, save saving commonly used phrases
things like that. Now, onthe other hand, you get it,
and people just pranking, which isum which is something we've already heard about
where people are calling up and it'sthe voice of a family member pretending to
be kid. Now it's their voice. Yeah, scam people. You have

(01:27:03):
to sit there and record it yourself. I won't be doing someone could have
access to that. You know.You know what's crazy is what you're listening
to you right now? These areall AI generated voices, not even here.
And the thing is, are wejoking? Yeah right yeah, rabies

(01:27:24):
in Jamaica right now blazing on thebeach. Are you so silly? Right?
I know, crazy boy, ButI mean it's here. I mean,
I guess I've been messing around morewith the chat GPT just to kind
of understand it and obviously what youknow, what possible use we could have

(01:27:45):
for to make things more efficient withour you know, research and writing stuff
that we do, and you know, and so it's pretty cool. It's
awesome, it's pretty cool. Iknow you're just freaked out, But Creator,
you don't want to trailer. Areyou worried about this killing you in
a vague sense, like it's gonnaeliminate all the jobs and then we'll have
another depression and then we'll die.Or are you worried that it's gonna kill
you? Kill you? I'm worriedit's going to show up at my door

(01:28:05):
with an AAR. But yeah,that is what I've been saying, all
right, straight up, Terminator.This reminds me of when we brought my
grandparents their first computer and they're like, I'm not using that. This is
the devil's tool, your creator.Look, the documentary not gonna happen,
but it's not gonna happen in yourlifetime. Okay, it's certainly not your

(01:28:27):
lifetime. Can I offer you anice egg in this trying time. Yes,
welcome back everybody. Hello, we'regonna get into this weekend audio.
But I have a clip that Iwant to share with everybody. This is

(01:28:49):
pretty fun. Two anonymous women inAtlanta. They've got a little business going
where they charge fifty dollars to removeboots from cars that were put on there
by the pot. And I sawthat. It's pretty cool. Did you
see it? Yeah, because keyis just a general key. Yeah.
So they call themselves the boot girlsboot babes. This is a boot baby

(01:29:14):
and boot shicste Yeah, and theyare removing a boot from one of their
customers cars while being confronted by aparking enforcement officer's way to get arrested.
Now, I want you to listento how calm and professional they are.
Okay, here we go, hereare here are the boot girls. You
can't do it. You can mustyou. No, you can't do this,

(01:29:39):
your man, you cannot take thisoff. It's legal, like,
yes, that is yeah. SoI have delved into this and I have
a little bit more in photoga.Yeah. So like what there's a rub
yeah, okay, um, butthe key is legal. You can have

(01:30:00):
the key. Also, these parkingattendants are sometimes are the ones putting on
the boots who are private people areprivate people. That's the rub that I
heard about it. So these arenot the ones that were put on by
like the City of Atlanta's parking enforcement. Yea, these are the boots that
were put on because they'll like suboutsometimes to these other companies. And it's
so it's the private Yeah. Soit's the private company ones that they're taking

(01:30:25):
the boots off, not the onefrom the one City of Atlanta. Yeah.
But yeah boot girls. Yeah,I almost got arrested for removing a
booty in school in Atlanta. Theythey put one on my car because I
didn't have like the right parking pass. Yeah, and so we mean both
the boys, the bros we gotout there, took it off, went
over to the police station, tossedit in the bushes. I don't know

(01:30:47):
what they do when they put aboot on your car. They record your
license plate. They know which onehas. So they ended up going to
my girlfriend's neighbor's house looking for mebecause I had bought the car from him,
hadn't transfer it over the title yeton account. You know, that's
how you stay here. One stepahead right no, yeah, and uh
yeah, but they told her parents, who were not happy to hear that
I was stealing quote stealing parking boots. You gave it back, yeah,

(01:31:11):
eventually go looking the bushes. Yeah, um so the uh what was he
gonna say the boots? I forgetwhat I was gonna say. I had
I had a point of the justit just you know. Also, oh
yeah, I saw a video Thisis funny talk about removing the boots.
Somebody just drove with it and thenhe kept pushing and driving until it just

(01:31:31):
snapped off and they just kept going. I mean they really damaged their car.
Car Yeah, yeah, yeah,that was Sorry for the brain far
guys. Also in the coverage,I saw there was a key guy who
was slaying keys and they talked tohim, lying yeah, and he didn't
like WORL word no cab, nocab and he was like making bank two

(01:31:55):
keys, dude, mad stacks.Yeah, stupid money. All right.
This week in audio, all right, people are still arguing about John Morant.
He of course, I think thenewest news is I think Nike pulled
his shoes off their website or somethinglike that. For folks who don't know
John Morant, a very very goodyoung basketball player for the Memphis Grizzlies who
has now several times been seen flashinga gun. Yeah a great day,

(01:32:16):
idiot is because he got in troublewas suspended. So the newest video though
actually recently too, yeah recently,And then he said, I'm sorry,
I'll never do this again. Andit's he said, it's a journey.
Please bear with me. Journey.It's a journey to not hold a gun.
Stupidity Instagram line when we did bringthis up, I told you,
I read all the comments and hehad a lot of defenders saying, oh

(01:32:38):
one angle. So every everyone inthe world who smart says, hey,
dummy, stop doing this. Butthere's a certain small faction, including one
Jj Reddick, yes former player,who says, oh no, he has
He's just doing, you know whateverybody else is doing. He's doing in
this case. He made this pointthat some lawmaker made a viral postcard of
them holding guns, and that's allthat John Morant is doing. There's no

(01:33:00):
sequence for an elected Tennessee official tostand out a Christmas card holding ar fifteens
with his young family, and thenthere's a shooting in his very district.
There's no consequences to that. Sowhy are we why are we trying to
lay down the hammer on a twentythree year old who didn't break a law?
Um, well, did he breakthe law of the NBA, Like,

(01:33:21):
didn't the NBA have like a ruleabout stuff like that rules in place?
Well yeah, no, one studybroke the law rules in place,
four jobs, but he wasn't arrested. He didn't break a law. Great
acting, j J jackass, butlike the team, and I'm sure the
NBA had something to say about there'slike a rule of like, you know,
behavior context. Yeah, yeah,you hear about that in the NFL

(01:33:42):
all the time. So morons likeJJ Reddick are trying to act as you
can hear their acts like they're somehowoutraged by the out's what it sounded like
rule. Thankfully, there are actuallike straight not straightheads heads in the sports
media, including one Charles Barkley,who after the Celtics got their asses whip,

(01:34:04):
had this to say about the wholesituation. Man, we got some
idiots, some foods, some jackasseson television that really just pissed me off,
talking about Jaws shouldn't make a stand, saying he didn't break any laws.
He didn't do anything wrong. We'rein the state where you can carry
your gun. Those guys are justfreaking idiots, And I under sept for
you because y'all won't let me saywhat I want to say. When you're

(01:34:27):
making one hundred million dollars a year, there are certain rules and regulations you
have to live by. You can'tdo stupid stuff. That's the trade off.
Now, if you want to doall that stuff and give all that
money back, more power to you. You can make that stance. I
want to flash my gun and makevideos and do things. Okay, that's
fine, but you can't make moneyon the NBA doing this stuff. Sea

(01:34:51):
Bass. You haven't even brought up. The new angle that I read online
is forget about all the you know, gun laws. You know if he's
in the state that it's all good. The other angle is, well,
NBA, you have all these artiststhat perform at your venues that talk about
guns. Let's step ahead and talkto one. Vic Mensa, one of

(01:35:12):
MENACE's favorite rappers. Vic Mensa alsoGreg's favorite rapper. Yeah, he was
caught in somewhere in New York Cityby TMZ and they said, hey,
Vic, talk about John Moranz.Yeah, oh wow, I was thinking
about earlier. I said, mymama keep telling me to stop. I
can't the second time to come mewith that gun. Damn. I feel
like John Moran, stop man,stop damn man. That's good. Oh

(01:35:40):
Vic, Wow, oh Vic,that is classic, O girl, you
like that? That piece audio isactually pretty surprising because Big Mensa is actually
pretty well spoken in interviews. Andthink that's great on a curve. The
thing is because I'm convinced that he'ssmart, dude. This Weekend audio is

(01:36:04):
now. Menas has been begging usto talk about this story for months,
and that is the Scandi fall.Yes, and they had they had the
finality of Vanderpump Rules, right Menace. Yes, and I had to go
to bed so I couldn't watch it. Well, this is a bit of
a spoiler, Oh damn it.Okay, so Baby Mannas can help us
explain. So apparently in this seasonof Vanderpump, somebody cheats on somebody with
somebody else and blah bla blah blahblah. Yeah, and that guy's name

(01:36:26):
is Tom right, and this clipLisa Vanderpump, she is the lady behind
all of this, I guess.At some point in the episode, Tom
breaks down crying because he got caughtcheating, and she consults him, Okay,
it's been all too much, China. Yeah, he's the cheater.

(01:36:53):
He's already big on. Apparently theyalready broke up. Let's break it down.
What happened here? Well, Tom'sscan of Tom Santival is one of
the workers at Lisa's restaurant, andnow they're business partners and they own like
multiple places, like Tom Tom,and he was dating this chick for a
very very long time, and thenthere was this, uh, how do

(01:37:16):
you how do you even explain it? There's like so many people involved.
Then the question is not how doyou question is who cares? Is anyone
else just hearing like white noise?Yeah, I get you're not into it
the same Yeah, no, butshe lives all about the scandal. But
I don't even know who explain itbecause the people would understand it, they

(01:37:40):
already know. I don't know.Everybody else is waiting for us to get
to the next clip. Basically,it's a cheating scandal that involves this TV
and now he's going because he's didn'tthey live together though no, there there
you pushy, stop crying thinking aboutTom's No, they were never married because

(01:38:04):
she didn't want to get married.He was trying to put it on her.
They were together for a long time. Yeah, oh oh my god,
who the hell? Ca? Thankyou the world, yeah, world,
world. This week in audio,all right, you know, we
also had another finale, the MaskedSinger mans Yes, the Medusa one.

(01:38:28):
Dude. I saw a clip withthis and there was a lady crying in
the audience because with the reveal.So, yeah, this is someone dressed
up in a Medusa costume and thisis this is her. I guess winning
song was my Chemical Romance. I'dlike to remind all radio stations that my

(01:38:54):
Chemical Romance has many songs, multiplesongs. Mask singer they don't. It
wasn't just the w That was prettygood. Good, that was good vibrato.
If you want to know why it'sgood because that's a professional singer.
Bishop Briggs, How is it?How is it a podcast if it's just
a professional singer, Bishop, Bishopriggs, Bishopriggs? Right here, Briggs,

(01:39:15):
Bishop, we play there like abazillion times. She's an alternative artist.
So good, Bishop Briggs. Sorryis your song River. I'm sorry,
man's Bishop Briggs. So she's nothuge everywhere. Yeah, dude, we've
played this a trillion times. You'vemet her face to Yeah, I think

(01:39:39):
you've been made out with her,Frank, I understand you not knowing maybe
Vic mensa, but so like,I gotta pay attention back to the point
of this singer. I get itwhen it's like Danny, Trejoe and Adam
like they're not like they're trying tobe singer. This lady has got a
profession. It's like we're dancing withthe stars. Would have like former you
know, boy band people didn't dancefor living athlete. The fact about Bishop

(01:40:01):
Briggs her actual real born name isSarah McLaughlin. No way, she's from
Scotland. Scotland. Yeah, that'sBishopriggs, bunny. It was like the
name of her hometown. Just comeover here, Hey, I'm Sarah McLaughlin.
Nope, I met Sarah McLoughlin andhere, No Sarah mclaugh She's okay.

(01:40:23):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quickbreak. More of this week in
audio coming up next. Hang onwhat people going? All right? See
bass? What else you got thisweekend audio? Elon musk, I mean
Elon Ruler. He's making waves againas he always crushing it. This is

(01:40:45):
funny it so he he's going afterthe work from home people. This has
been a topic of conversation past coupleof years. This is part of the
interview with CNBC CNC and Elon hasbeen calling you know when he took over
Twitter and all these other things,get back in the office workers, And
here he is explaining why, allright, I'm a big believer that people
need to I'm more productive when they'rein person. That the whole notion to

(01:41:05):
work from home is a bit likethe you know, the fake Marie Antoinette
quote, let the meat cake.It's like, really, you're gonna work
from home, and you're gonna makeeveryone else who made your car come work
to the fact work in the factory. You're gonna make the people who make
your food that gets to live itthat they can't work from home. That
you know, the people that comefix your house, they can't work from

(01:41:26):
home, but you can. Doesthat seem Marley right? I mean I
see it more. It's a productivityissue, but it's also morral issue.
People should get off they go moralhigh horse with the work from home bows.
The laptop class is living in lalaland. Yeah, the latintop class.
I agree that people. I thinkpeople are more productive. I know
what it is around here, Likethere are more things that happen, more
things come together, ideas happen,you know, since people have been around

(01:41:50):
more and interacting with each other thanthey were for however long that we weren't
doing right now, man's your wifeis Your wife is part of the laptop
class? Is she not? Sheis, but she's been working from home
like three years before the pandemic,so it wasn't part of that did Yeah.
Yeah, it takes a certain typeof person, though. You have

(01:42:10):
to be self motivated. If youare a lazy person, you're gonna want
to work from home. Think abouteverybody you work with. I think very
few people qualify as self motivated.Yeah, it's it's a due barely enough
to get by without being caught.But I don't necessarily agree with the fair
argument that he's got. Yeah,I think that's more arguments trying to throw
it, Like because yeah, ifyou build cars, you have to be
on site. We get that.Yeah, he's trying to play a class

(01:42:33):
angle, which like Elon. That'swhy I need to be your personal coach
on things like that. Speaking ofwhich talk about workload and how much people
work. It came up and thosetopics have been over the years with Woody
comes into like asking Elon, howmuch do you actually work? Though,
Like I work seven days a week, but I'm not expecting others to do
that. How much leak do youget? By the way, about six

(01:42:55):
hours you do six hours typically?Yeah, that's not bad. I thought
it would be less. I've probablyless, but my productivity even though I'm
awake more hours, I get lessone, okay, and the brain pain
level is bad if I get lessof six hours. But you work seven
days a week, yes, yeah, How many days in a year do
I not put in some meaningful amountof work? It's probably about two or

(01:43:15):
three. Wow, Yeah, Iget it. Because he's constantly thinking about
work. Yeah, I understand thatroll so hard. Yeah, even when
party's doing a better job of itthan I am. Clearly, look at
look at him. Pretty good,not bad. Things are going Okay.
He gets to go to space ifhe wants. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Can do whatever on his own bucket. I'm with you that he needs

(01:43:39):
a pr team like us to stayout of like the drama. Exactly know
yep. This weekend audio video goingviral of a traffic stop in Iowa where
the guys got warrants and they say, hey, Bud, we got warrants
for you. Got get out ofthe car. Well, he says no,
so he takes the woman who's inthe driver's seat push us her out
of the car. Guy jumps inthe driver's seat, says no, no,

(01:44:00):
no, no, no. Copgets on the hood of the car.
The guy then drives away with copon hood of carp who's he's got
a gun pointed at the dude andwhat he justice would say, Hey,
this guy's driving with me. Yeah, he could kill me. I am
point blank range. Who but guesswhat shoot him first? Yeah, exactly.
Well that's how it went. IfI'm dying, You're dying, dude,

(01:44:21):
That's how this went down. Stopthe car, man, stop the
car, Stop the car. Hestopped the car. Stop to your point,
Greg, Eventually the car gets goingto like highway speeds he had and

(01:44:43):
again I cut that way down.There was fifteen stop the f in cars
with a gun point in the dude'sface. He shot him early, then
he wouldn't get up to the speedexactly, Greg. But then so the
mention of these cops hesitate exactly thatthis is the problem that quick, Yeah,
exactly what he justice? Yes,now, so what happened eventually he
is the guy hits like a ditch. The cop gets thrown off, raptures
part of his vertebrae. How abouthow about like you're on the hood,

(01:45:04):
the mini car starts moving, thenyou blast him. Now you're driving that
you're texting and driving with him onthe hood of the car, and you've
told you've told the guy fifteen times. You have a warn out for your
arrest. Please not please stop theFFing car? Yeah right, but no,
Wow, if I if I hadsomeone putting a gun at me saying
stop stop whatever I was doing?What they know? Yeah, people know
these days. Yeah, let's getone more clip this weekend audio more fun

(01:45:30):
cop clip. This is from oneof my favorite accounts. It's called blue
Watch, and it's a guy inIllinois who he was head up. There
was a bar fighting, there's everybody, he's the cops show up, bar
fight, blah blah blah blah.This guy drunk, no shirt, no
shoes, runs out of bar,jumps in party bus and takes off,
so eventually he can't get he can'trun the cops in the party bus,

(01:45:51):
so he stops in a neighborhood againdrunk, fat, no shirt, tries
to jump a fence, which,by the way, the gate was open,
so he jumps in false open's gate. Oh, and then Woody tastes
the guy, and you're gonna hear. You're gonna say, why is this
tasting going on so long? Becausemuch like happened when I got chased,
those tases, once you flip themon, you have to make them go

(01:46:14):
on right, And so the coptastes once and then accidentally you couldn't undo
it hits him again. Yeah,my man, get on the ground,
you get bro Yes, Oh yeah, behind your back. I didn't do
nothing. Yeah. Also necessary,where's the kill feature? That's awesome because

(01:46:53):
yeah, you can hear the cop. Oh jeesus. This weekend audio sensitivity
Training for a politically correct worlds TheWoody Show, Four down, one to
go. You guys wrap it upThursday morning. In the books, we
are the Woody Show on the podcast, which you're gonna find if you go

(01:47:15):
to the Woody Show dot Com.We would like to thank our friend Kevin
Smith. Yeah, director, actor, also just all around good guy,
former weed smoker. Right, muchmore clear these days. Yeah, Yeah,
Kevin Smith. He called in thismorning. He's got a few things
going on. We had a deeperconversation that I was planning on. But

(01:47:38):
yeah, yeah, it'll go backhere that Kevin Smith intervie. Yeah,
I talked about something that I've nevermentioned on the air before. Yeah,
thirty years, close to thirty yearsof doing radio. Also brand new Redneck
News. Some of the trending newsheadlines. That and more can be found
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(01:47:59):
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Also gonna need your votes for theRedneck News story of the week and
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i Q and you guys, we'regonna sixty nine the news. Yeah,
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(01:48:21):
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Yeah. In the meantime, anythingyou got for us, you can
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(01:48:43):
Anything you'd like to add great goryparting words of wisdom please? Yeah,
your kids will disappoint your fur babieswill not have a good day. I'm
disappointed that my cats won't stop eatingthese plants that make them throw up.
Oh well, well you can makehim away. You can talk to my
wife like she was ready to sellthe dog because the dog barfed on this

(01:49:06):
rug that she really likes. I'mlike, and I hear, of course,
I'm just defending. I'm like,course she was sick. Yeah,
she doesn't know her. Yeah,it's it's not like she makes the decision
like you know where I'm gonna throwup on right here because this rug?
Yeah, exactly, you don't bemad this baby. We'll leave her alone.

(01:49:27):
I said, you'll go before shedoes. Wow, that's the truth.
She knows it too. My dogjust sits there with their head up,
just all proud, wanting some praise. The baby French dad. Thank
you very much, Greg Gory,thank you so much for give it the
Woody Show some of your valuable timethis morning. You know we love it
to appreciate you for that. Therest of you guys can suck it.

(01:49:48):
Catch ins back here tomorrow. Ihave a great day. SMD doubled M.
Quit this bitch.