The Woody Show May 19th 2023 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, The DUI-Q, Nerdin' Out, 69'ing the News & More!

Episode Transcript

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The Woody Show. What's up everybody? Thank you for listening to The Woody
Show podcast. Just a heads upfor all our people that listen to us
in Las Vegas. Myself menace,I will be at the grand opening of
Diceo at Monticito Crossing Center this Saturdayfrom three pm to five pm with a
ton of give ways, Woody Showmerch, and one lucky winner is going

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to get a two hundred and fiftydollars shopping spree. So if you're in
the area Las Vegas, I hopeto see you this Saturday, May twentieth,
from three to five pm at DisoMonticito Crossing Center. Due to the
grefeic nature of this program, listenerdiscretion is advised. The Woody Shows.

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The Woody Show Insensitivity Class is nowin session. Well, good morning,

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everybody, Good morning body. Todayis May the nineteenth, twenty twenty three.
And uh, if my calculations arecorrect, today is Friday, boy,
Friday morning, end of another weekyou guys. I hate to break
it to you, but it's theweekend, noise, I know, it's

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another weekend of deal with That's allright, We'll find a way, yeah,
we will. Thank you. We'llget through it as quickly as we
can. I'm body, that's raving. Let's go break. Good boy,
good morning. There's menace, there'swhat is us, There's Sammy morn is
here, Caroline's here, Morgan andVaughan are here, and we all here
together to get through the morning.This Friday morning. It is the Way

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Show. All right. Well again, radio guys. So my math is
not the best, but if ifI'm doing this math correct, this was
the last five day week for acouple of weeks. Because next week Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Becausenext weekend is a holiday weekend,

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and so we have that Monday off, but we're also gonna take that Friday,
so we're gonna make it a fourday weekend. So next weekend in
the week after our both four dayweeks week is right, So what are
you planning with your long holiday weekend? You have this whole weekend I think
about, Oh yeah, okay,let's keep it up. Yeah, but
yeah, we're gonna get to morning. We got a lot going on for

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you, as always on a Friday, very busy mix of time fly by
Friday fail stories, also our DumbassContest a d y Q was coming up
today Redneck News story of the week. You need your votes. Another tough
week, another big decision to make. Who's moving on into that playoff round?
Raby's gonna be nerd now and we'regonna sixty nine the news that that's

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so hot. I mean, yause, you already wake up in a really
good mood. Blood's flowing on aFriday ahead sixty nine our listeners, tag
us and so much sixty nine stuff. Oh, I know it's awesome.
It's you know what I We're cursedwith it, so are you? Ye?
All the first of all stuff?And I mean, have you found
yourself doing that yet, Sammy,You've been here long enough. Like other
stuff, like if somebody says,like you know, rod right, like

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a new pole first of all poleright, you know things like that.
Yeah, it's a curse. Ijust find myself being angry when something is
sixty eight. Yeah, so close, like temperature today is going to st
I know, yeah, that happens. That happens. So we got a
bunch of follow ups from this weekand from people on the on the podcast

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listening Um, you know, wehad the unpopular opinion segment, What was
your unpopular opinion. That was thehomework topic last weekend. Here's some of
the other feedback from the after hoursvoicemail. Anybody shows, So my unpopular
opinion is that airlines need to stopcharging people for luggage and being overweight.
Give passengers a combined traveling way thatthey're allowed to have, say three hundred

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pounds. Then you go to theairport, you hop on a scale with
everything you're traveling with, and youcannot expeed three hundred pounds because I have
to pay extra because my suitcase isfive pounds over. When the fatass next
to me weighs me and everything I'mtraveling was combined by a hundred pounds,

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makes the fatass who weighs three fiftypay extra, not me who was two
hundred pounds and has a two casethat weighs fifty five by all right,
wow, Sea Bass, you havea voice changer. Get it where it's
like a luggist three pounds over nowfour? Yeah. I told you that
I forget when we were talking aboutor what it was specifically. I said,

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Man, it would be a lotof fun if they have like a
scale at the gate that people haveto step on, you know, because
you have like the thing that sayshow big your carry on bag or your
overhead bag can be, and yougot to see if your bag can fit
in those spaces well, like forseating purposes and people spilling in the seats
like I'm sorry, we're gonna haveto have you like they do with your
bag, just to see if it'sa you know gone. Yeah, and

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it has a big digital scale likethey have in front of the heart attack
grill. Yeah. Uh, likeI think they do have that. A's
some like tight tiny airports and everybodycan see. But what they need cool
That will be less embarrassing, wouldhe is? Just have like a like
they do for the luggage, havelike a slot on the wall like with
two you know plastic, you knowwith things that come out perpendicular, and
if you can get your whole bodywhere it fits comfortably into that slot up

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against the wall, then fine.Yeah. It's kind of like the the
test seat for rides if you're notspilling over. But if you spill over,
no, you're you're paying for two. Yeah. Unpopular opinion Another one
from the after hours voicemail. Heywhat do you show? Calling O?
It's my unpopular opinion you don't needto back into a parking space. It

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doesn't save you anytime to stop usingthat athnic excuse. I hate going through
a parking lot thinking I'm going toget the next spot, and then some
person just starts backing up with nowarning. Stop it. It doesn't save
you anytime. You love the showy. There you go, se if you've
covered this before, including with ourgood friend Charlomagne, who was dead wrong
about it. Yes, you shouldnot back into parking spots if you are

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causing a delay for other people.Of course, However, it is the
superior way to park all other thingsconsidered speak for many reasons. Number one
safety, Let me explain, becausei'n't see a lot of blank faces.
No, I'm listening. Yeah,so when you pull, you're gonna have
to back out at some point oneway or the other. Would you rather

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back into these all confined space ofa parking spot or would you rather back
out into the open space with trafficboth pedestrian and vehicle where you could kill
a young child? Which is asafer maneuver I mean with the children.
I'm sure that Sea Bass is concerned, and honestly, I like it better
because I have the backup camera andI can find the lines easier exactly yea,

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yeah, and then I know alsothe distance in front of me too,
right. And also and that's whyevery professional driver we talked to always
backs into every spot ever for allthe reasons that end, as well as
if there's some kind of emergency youneed to bust out of there and real
fast and do something cool. Yeahyeah, that off. But like you
said, they don't you know,don't do it. If you're holding out,

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look behind what I always do,I look behind you if no one's
there, do you're backing in becauseit is the better way to do it.
Some of the follow up stuff fromthis week, we did the first
world problems. It's the first Worldproblem follow up. Hey, what's going
on? Guys? I wanted tocall in for my first world problem.
I bought a really big TV,kind of saved up and I did it.
So we're watching the movies on mybig TV and I'm losing three inches

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on the bottom and top. What'sup with this stuff? I mean,
can I change the picture? MaybeSeaBASS can have something smart ass? Actually
I like Sea Bass. He's awesome, and all the new cast members Oh
my gosh, yes, I needa Yeah. But anyways, that's my
first world full screen TV by talkingabout suck it. Okay, so are

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you talking about like when you seesomething, yeah, like in wide screen
mode. Yeah, he's talking aboutletter boxing with letter boxing. Yeah,
but when you do the phil screenor the stretch or whatever, it doesn't
look like now yeah, why can'tthey perfect that? Because like I know
some people that say I love letterboxing, now you don't. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, I'm with you, and I'm with this guy. You
got a giant TV and they makethe picture smaller, either gonna crop or
stretch. It's there's nothing, there'sno way around it. Well, the
film is made for movie theaters intheir screens for your television. We'll make
them for my television. Yeah yeah, movie company, and uh we'll get
we'll get one more follow up.We were talking about those Haggin does butter

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cookie Cone Oh yeah things or whatever. Here's a little follow up from somebody
who I guess had some other highWhat do you show? I don't know
if I'm just super stone or ifthey just hit that good, but them
Haggin does Cookie Cone thing? Yeah, they're good. I'm to try.
I'm so good to see if thereis good but yeah, get some goodbye,

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goodbye, there you go. It'sa positive review. It's a very
worry review. They're good. Yeah, high, that's all, so leave
on that half hour's voice smeil eightseven seven forty four. What do that's
eight seven seven forty four. Whatdo we got some more? What do
you show for you next? Hangup? What do you We'll be right

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back. Good morning. This isLarry Wilcox, John Baker seven Mary three
from Chips. I understand it.The Woody Show, which is one of
my favorite radio shows. Woody isthe one with the attitude. So we'll
make Woody punch. Keep your chinup, Woody, good luck on your
show, all right, welcome backeverybody. Hey, Hey, glorious Friday

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It's it's a live line live,We're going live h after hours. Leave
it there eight seven seven forty four. What are you on our Facebook,
Facebook dot com slash the Woody Show. That moment A couple of holidays today
it's May nineteenth days and Greg's gonnahate this. It's celebrate your elected officials
day. Celebrate them? How socelebrate your employees? How stupid? Yeah,

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celebrate them? Yeah, Greg,what's your point all the time,
Like we gotta stop treating Oh yeah, we gotta stopped treating politicians and public
officials like celebrities. Celebrities. They'renot Yeah, they're employees. There,
employees. Today is hepatitis testing Day. Okay, Yeah, it's a NASCAR
day rave. Yeah, that's seethat's a little fun fact. Yeah,

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that's a little fun fact about Raby. Then maybe if you're kind of new
to the show and you listen,you hear or talk like this is not
the kind of person who would everbeen into the NASCAR. Like but no,
she she is, well, yeah, she had a boyfriend that was
in the NASCAR's kind of adopted it. It was a track rat rat.
Yes, Today's National Bike to WorkDay. It's also National Endangered Species Day.

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Today's plant something Day, okay.A couple of the food holidays.
Today is a National Devil's Food CakeDay. I like Devil's food cake chocolate
ry yeah. Yeah. And today'sNational Pizza Party Day. Yes, why
are we not celebrating yeah the pizzaat Yeah. A couple of the After

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our voicemails at seven seven forty fourWoody send your email email at the Woody
Show dot com. We got afollow up email here. This is from
Leica, who says, Hey,what does you show? I'm currently listening
today's podcast about the Girlfriend Whisperer,and immediately after I heard the background music
of his videos, I'm almost certainthat he's Filipino. Here, I ask

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well listening cringing and embarrassed because I'malso Filipino. The background songs are the
kind of songs that you would hearin Filipino romantic movies. And hearing that,
I searched his Instagram account and assoon as I saw his face,
I can agree with Woody. Hehas a very punchable face. Anyway,
love you guys. Have been listeningto you guys since day one. Thank
you like it, appreciate that.A couple of things. One I thought

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the same thing, but I couldn'tget any confirmation. And then number two
with your comment with the punchable face. Did you see on our Twitter?
Somebody took issue with that and tweetedone of our radio stations said that I
heard somebody said say that this gentlemanhad a punchable face, and I will
no longer be listening to your radiostation a punchable gay face. And that
was SeaBASS. He got caught upbetween two things. I know what he

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was saying. He said he hasa gay face face. Correct, he
was saying that he has a verypunchable face. I think he addressed that
part. No they did. Itwas right there and there. I saw
it was on Twitter. On therecord is wanting to punch a lot of
gays getting this? Is this tracks? Yeah? Okay, well clearly sarcastic.
That's which we have to say.Now, well I know, but
you do. Isn't that dumb?Yeah? Yeah? Uh here's one.

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This is from Shelby who writes inI was listening about wanting to own movie
memorabilia and I just wanted to saythat my fiance's family owns a car museum
and they have three movie cars.Nice, the original movie car, Michael
Keaton batmobile really with the flamethrower Kitfrom night Rider, and one of the
dukes of Hazard, General Lee.This was a promotion car with the horn.

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Oh sweet Medicine. I met Kittogether. Yeah, yeah, it
was awesome. I'm like, that'sKit. What's that collectible show on Netflix?
I've been watching it? Oh TheKing of Collectible? Yeah, King
of Collectibles. Good, it isreally good. And they have all kinds
of stuff like this, like musicand baseball, cars, basketball corps.

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Yeah. They sold a one cardfor two million dollars. Who was the
voice of Kid again? Was thatmister Freenie? It was yeah, or
Phoenie free whatever, Phoenie yeah.And then I watched that show. I
just know that that's how other peopleknow. Wasn't that dude Wi five vote
two? No? Uh? Maverick? What's that one that had the red

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Ferrari? That is magnum p II think he was too right. Oh,
you're thinking of somebody else that wasn'tmister Feenie. Oh, let's go
to the phones and the after hoursvoicemails. Eight seven seven forty four.
Wody, that's eight seven seven fortyfour. What either first? Hasn't asked
the Woody Show question? A WoodyShow money? Miss Scott. First off,

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I am all in enjoy listening tothe show every day, no power
ranking. Everybody puts it in thereand put man, I enjoy listening to
everybody. I do have one littlebee fifth I must it's the the abbreviation
of the words. Sometimes I'm notsure what the object is to abbreviate words
from time to time, but overman now. But in my younger days,

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I did some poisoning on my body, and sometimes it takes me a
little while to figure out exactly whatword you're trying to abbreviate. It seems
if you would just say the word, I could understand it a little quicker,
a little easier than having to goback and try to figure out what
we're you're abbreviating and us the worst. But other than that, I enjoy
the show. I say I couldtell him why we do it. I'd

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say Raby and Greg are probably thetwo biggest defenders because the story. Oh
right, could you cut it witha brief? Yeahs are fun? Yeah,
it's fun. Oh yeah, brievesare so fun joy fun. Yeah,
well I mean sober friend. Yeahthat was back in the day,
did a lot more damage to himself. Eight seven seven forty four. It's

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eight seven seven forty four. Whata menace? We have an after hours
voicemail about hot pockets. All right, hey guys, I thought that you
might want to notice if you don'talready, but I just don't doubt that
hot pocket no longer so they're hotpockets with the sleeve anymore. They say
that they've made the crispiest hot pocketand that they no longer need them.

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And I wanted menaces hot take whatdo you think? Thanks God? Try?
Yeah? Yet to have one withouta sleeve and am surprises didn't come
up in food news. Yeah,this is this is a thing recent development,
the crisping sleeve. It's like thatcard More sleeve that's got like the
reflective like kind of silver side sleeving. I've always kind of wondered about this

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because I know it doesn't really dotoo much. I don't think so either.
I've definitely made them without the sleeve, and I'm like, oh yeah,
this is fine, and it's thesame for the most part. Like
I don't know if it's going sleeveless. Do you need sleeves? Now?
That pretty much. I mean,the air fryer is so common, like
it seems like everybody has like somekind of air frying option, which I
would think would be that would bethe way to do it. Oh yeah,
I do it. Crisp up reallynice menace. We may have to

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do some taste tests. Oh yeah, I'm down, or just to get
a box to see if there's somesleeves in there. Yeah right, yeah,
Hey, how's your sleep? Andthen we'll get this out with which
nerd out about this Friday morning?So Fast X is in theater twice and
this is one of those movies thatis critics proof, so it doesn't matter

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that it has a fifty six percenton Rotten Tomatoes. Whatever. Jason Momoa
getting most of the shout outs,people for the most part, loving his
turn as the villain in the movie. Screen Hub says this isn't the hope
for return to form, but ifyou've come this far, then Mamoa,
the supporting cast, and a coupleof shocked twists don't leave once the credits

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start aren't reason enough to strap yourselfin yet again. Nice. Another review
says extreme and ridiculous Fast X willentertain the franchise fans. It's the kind
of movie that gets people to thetheater to make you forget about reality,
and they always will make you feellike family. Meanwhile, Stuffy Entertainment Weekly

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says the franchise is running out ofgas, while Variety so stuffy, saying
bizarro Jason Momoa's villain hijanks are hijacks, overcrowded, and predictably ridiculous. Sequel,
Um, we'll see's gonna hate.Haters are gonna hate, you know
it. So we got the firsttrailer for The Creator, which is directed

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by Gareth Edwards, who directed oneof my favorite Star Wars movies that would
be Rogue one. The Creator isfiled under, That's what Ravey's been saying.
Stars John David Washington as an exSpecial Special Forces agent and he's got
a hunt down and kill the Creator, who is the elusive Architect of Advanced

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AI. And the AI has developeda weapon that's I'm going to kill us.
All So when they go into theAI occupied territory, they find out
that this world end weapon is anAI in the form of a kid.
All Right, the Creator. That'swhat Gray bisbit saying. Lands in theater

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September twenty nine. Also, wegot the first trailer four, The Killers
of the Flower Moon, which isMartin Scorsese's movie about the formation of the
FBI because they there were these murdersof wealthy members of the O Sage Nation
and they're wealthy because they discovered oilon their land, Okay, and so
there. It's based on a truestory and then based on a book about

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said true story. Stars Leonardo DiCaprioRobert de Niro. It's going to hit
theaters on October sixth, and thenit will live exclusively on Apple TV Plus
and Eddie Murphy's and talks to takethe mantle of Inspector Cluseau and MGM's upcoming
reboot of The Pink Panther. ReallyPink Panther started in nineteen sixty three Peter

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Sellers playing Jacques Cluseau. He playedthe role in five movies total. Alan
Ark and Roger Moore. Steve Martinhave also played the detective. The Pink
Panther refers to a valuable pink diamondthat was at the center of the heist
of the og movie Noise. Wewill see if this gets done. I'm
rabying for more nerds stuff. Checkout the nerd Not podcast at the Woody

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Show dot com. Nerd all right, thank you very much, Raby got
more. Woody Show is next HappyFriday they show. We'll be back in
a sec. All right, Socoming up this Saturday, This sad.
We've been talking about this for acouple of weeks now, men, It's
gonna be at the Diceo Store.All right, I can't wait This Saturday
from three to five pm the DisoStore at Monestedo Crossing Center, and one

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lucky winner is gonna get a twohundred and fifty dollars shopping spree. Some
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Yeah, another new hour of intensitivitytraining, prey politically correct world.

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It's Friday morning. There's that yeahbring oh yeah man. Nineteen twenty twenty
three. I'm Woody. That's Raby. Good morning. There's a great goal
and it's good morning to you.Give morning Woody. Sea basses here.
I'm like what we got like Sammy, good morning, and Burt and Caroline
and then we got Morgan over theother room there. She's our associate producer
Vons, our video producer. Phones. They're open at eight seven seven forty

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four. Woody. It's eight sevenseven forty four. Woody. Man,
I've always known, but man,these cameras think Bond the video stuff.
He's back doing this stuff. Man, do I have terrible posture? Oh
yeah, oh my god. Thosevideos are EGO destroyer. I'm sitting there
like losings like shoulders forward, youknow, middle of my back, pointing

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toward the wall behind me. Iwould like to admit something. I'm on
cans hanging down over my Belly's cancans. I fell for one of these
online ads and I bought a posturecorrector because I've had terrible posture in the
whole lives. Yeah, it's basicallylike a bra. Does it work.
I've worn it once and it didn'twe push bra. It doesn't push back

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as far as I'd hope it would. And then I thought I could wear
it under a shirt, but it'stoo you your bras straps. Yeah,
you can totally see my bra strapsholding my cans. So I've worn it
once. I need to try itagain or just sit up straight like like
you just remind yourself and then youforget within five I know. Yeah,

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I'm trying. I'm really trying.They have these rods that you stick on
your shoulders and then they like diginto your back right yeah, right,
like like a harder like not anot a fabric paste thing, like an
actual stick, a rubber thing.We should all wear those. That sounds
comfortable with the camera. We're allwearing these rods. You wouldn't see the
rods posture up. This show isugly f but not a posture. Great

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fosture that sweet rack on a man. But it's posture. Bro, Well,
we got the d y Q comingup for you this hour special,
do you IQ? Oh that's right, I forgot about that. I'm glad
I forgot because surprised. I'm soexcited. I like that because otherwise it's
like time kind of crawls and youhave something to look forward to. Good

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yeah, uh yeah, it sayssomebody on the show or somebody who works,
somebody who works for the show,and now I don't get a show
event. Yes, cross faded,in fact, superstoned, very drunk.
Who would do that? I thinkI'm the only well, but Sammy hasn't
had enough events. But I thinkI'm the only one who hasn't gotten mega
hammered at an event. It's notall of us all the time. It's

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like one person. I would belike, and it's time for rabies du
i Q sweats pouring off of her. So that's come enough for you,
This hour dumbass Contest and the FridayFailed Stories. Ladies and gentlemen, ready
to go Friday morning here on theWoody show Lands each other than boys and

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girls, It's time for your Fridayfail story. All the people thought they
had the perfect plan, the planthat can never go wrong. But somewhere
along the line it went from beinga great idea one big stick in mega

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terrible. All right, all right, it wasn't too bad. Look,
we all held the note. Itseems extra because you're old and your lungs
are dying more diaphragm perhaps was up. I know, that's right, get
your bra place in South Carolina.Pulled his car over and there were two

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people inside, Anthony and Kimika.Basically traffic stops, so they thought.
Officers walked up to the car.These two idiots are inside, like I
said, and they noticed that Kimikawas pregnant, asked her when she was
due, and it was a questionfor her, but Anthony was nervous,
and so they gave their answers atthe same time, two different due days.

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Oh, so naturally they were suspicious. They ordered them both to get
out of the car, and that'swhy they tried making a run for it.
But as Kimika was running off,her fake rubber stomach fell out of
her shirt, along with all thecocaine that she had stashed in there.
They were both arrested, taken tofail jail, charged with cocaine trafficking,
now any dude October. Oh allright, it's just like a man to

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speak for a woman, am Iright? Right? Ye? See,
Bass was just saying it's unpopular opinion, like thuck stuff ain't cool. It's
not even for thus celebrities. It'snot cool general guys. In Ohio,
teenager he sustained some injuries a fewweeks ago after being shot by a friend

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because they were goofing around with guns. Keante Harper and his friend. They
were pointing guns at each other asa joke. That's so funny. The
friend accidentally pulled the trigger. Denarius probably come on, Denarius. He
was arrested, charged, and uh, the one friend died. So cool
thug stuff just uh you know yeah, just down here they look waving guns

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around like hrant, Yeah, youknow it's gonna happen where that gun goes
off because you're just like, youknow, playing around. You gotta play
games. So cool? Did theyat least get it for Instagram? Uh?
This guy named Quashan Burton has beenwanted for identity theft and for stealing

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one hundred and fifty thousand dollars inCOVID relief funds now last year, the
cops. They tried to arrest him, but he skipped down before they could
get him, and they've been searchingfor him ever since. But an agent
found him while they were both atDisney World. What the agent was at
Animal Kingdom? He noticed a guywho looked a lot like Kishan, and
that's when he saw that can't missneck tattoos cool and knew it was him,

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so Disney security tracked him to thepark. He left the park before
the cops were able to get there, but not the property. He was
arrested while he was waiting for thebus with his family outside the gates of
the park with his family, herefused to admit who he was, even
after they matched his fingerprints. Yougot the wrong guy, Yeah guy though,
Yeah Quean, that's a really commonname. Taken to fail jail.

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But did he get to ride thatYETI coaster? That's cool? That is
fun? Expedition Everest, Yes,yeah, that's cool. Good time.
Do you see they're closing the StarWars rail? I know it's just but
yeah, and the reviews just weren'tgood. I mean, basically, you
were paying twenty four hundred dollars perperson for a two day larp the hotel

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you mean, yeah, yeah,yeah, the Star Wars themed hotel in
Orlando, because like you didn't leavethe property, no, you're there,
and like the reviews were, Ifeel like I was held hostage for two
days and like the quarters were justreally like everything about it was very confining.
Worth it, it sounds like intheory, it sounds in theory.

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It's a great idea. It's acool if you're into that stuff. I
mean, you know you love StarWars, you want to be a millionaire?
Yeah, that's what The price istoo high. It had had the
opportunity to be really cool, butthe price too high, and I guess
it just didn't nail, which iswhich is not very Disney. Usually they're
very good with like the theming.Because they were saying it was a billion

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dollars to get this thing together.I'm sure they're gonna repurpose it into just
maybe like a Star Wars themed hotel. Yeah. This next one is about
this couple in San Antonio who rana red light and t boned another car
at an intersection, and instead ofsticking around like the lass as you're supposed
to, they started to ditch theircar and run. They went into a

(30:49):
nearby restaurant, sat down like nothinghad happened, or some tacos, and
while they're waiting for their food,they heard an employee on the phone with
the police, so they knew theywere in trouble. So then they tried
to hide and the utility closet andfrom there and they climbed up into the
attic space above the restaurant. Butas they were crawling through the attic the

(31:10):
attic, the man fell through theceiling and landed in the men's bathroom,
and that's where the cops found him. So he's arrested, and they also
got the chick. They pulled herout of the ceiling from the ladies room.
They were both arrested and taken tofailed jail. No word, by
the way, on those tacos ifthey ever got to meet them. They
just sat there at the pass andnobody claimed him. Yeah, when will

(31:30):
they learn? These ceilings stories neverwork out, never the always come.
Because John McClain did it, diehard doesn't mean that you're going to be
able to do it. Start designedto hold fifty pounds. Yes, and
finally, this is my favorite storyof the weeks from Colorado, where this
guy got pulled over on suspicion thatmaybe, just maybe, he was driving
under the influence. No, sohe did pull over, But as the

(31:52):
officer was approaching the car, hesaw the driver try to switch places with
a dog that was in the passengerseat. Yeah, slick. He told
the cop that he wasn't driving thecar, which, of course the afpreney
wasn't true. So then the driverwent with plan B. He got out
of the car and tried to makea run for it, made it a
whole twenty yards. He was arrestedand taken to fail jail. Now here's

(32:16):
another funny wrinkle to the story.Turns out the dog wasn't the only passenger
in the car. There were twosober humans in the backseat. Why so
drunk? Why he didn't try toswitch with one of them, or why
one of them wasn't driving in thefirst place, he wanted the cops?
But idiot, hilarious, This isyeah. Look, officer can't drive,

(32:38):
so I get it. His drivingis a little rough. But like your
Friday fail stories, what writers strike? If you want to play our dumbass
contest, it's the d u iQ that is coming up next here on
the Woody Show, and you're gonnafind out on our staff who is the

(33:01):
focus, who's the drunk? Whocould it be? Yeah, so that's
gonna be next eight seven seven fortyfour. Would if you want to be
our contest and we're looking for someoneto play eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. D y Q is next? Hey, Hank carry, we just
found a really gross video on theinternet. I got to check it out.
What do you show next? Okay, play again, Welcome Blackheads Show

(33:24):
and time four our Friday morning dumbassContest. And today's dumbass contest is the
DUQ. Yeah, d Q,and we're looking for a contest at eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That'seight seven seven forty four Woody. See,

(33:44):
that's why we're doing that. Canhe explain the game? Can everybody
please? Well, I go outor in this case, just hang around
a party and find someone who's niceand drunk. And I asked the drunk
person easy easy trivia questions. Thenyou play the d u i Q by
saying he's this person is so drunkthey won't know the answer. And if
you can guess whether they know theanswer, twice out of three times you
win. This is uh some audiofrom the Woody Show Fiesta that we did

(34:08):
with All Time Low and m arewe gonna say, who are our drunk
person is? I think we boughtit as well. It's someone from the
show. Yeah, it's nobody inthis room. It's one of the newer
people on the show. Ladies andgentlemen, Vaughan. Anybody who was at
the party, because I told youthe most inebriated person there was Vaughan.

(34:30):
Vaughan was gone and I'm always scanningthe crowd looking for people like yeah,
and I'm like, everybody's looking prettyregular. And then whoa did you happen
to catch Vaughan who was trying tojump a rail to get back into the
little section where we were watching theband, And I'm like, there's an
opening right there. Security doesn't reallylike that when you do know they were

(34:52):
not fans. No to David Hey, Good morning David, David Hey,
good morning shows. What's up?Man? All right, so you're gonna
play the d y Q again.You just got a guess two out of
three times whether Vaughan who was ourcross faded guy? I know he's both
high and drunk because I was talkingto him and he showed up high while
he was there, got drunk sweetAll right, Yeah, he's been blitzed,

(35:16):
so keep that in mind, David. But we're gonna get a little
clip here just so you can geta better idea of just how not with
it he was. And uh,what'd you ask him here? Just what
you've been up to? What's whatyou doing? Von there? All right?
Hey, Vonn, what have youhad to drink this evening? My
hot had before getting here? Ihad a jack and coke like the little

(35:37):
like the thing thing Premix cocktails Ihave now, Yeah, yes, there
you go, but not zero Cocacola, actual coacla, not zero because
Vonnie, no bitch, bitch,not no bitch at all to night.
Anything about them that's interesting? Areyou find noteworthy? There's some hot ass

(36:01):
chicks out here. Don't remember likethat, you know? And be that
I am a Vonda wizard. JesusChrist God, I'm so happy this is
not me. We're not has beenmenace twice before? Ahead and say no,

(36:28):
let's see what the questions chicks here? David. Do you think you've
ever been that drunk? I've definitelybeen on that level before. Yeah,
I think we all have. Probablyyou're right, probably true. David's no
bitch, that's right, that's right. All right, So there's a Vaughan
the Wizard. We're gonna get tothe questions here, d u i Q.

(36:52):
Question number one, what is aword with four syllables? All right?
No for Vaughan? Okay, Sammyand mannis the benefit of time?
Yeah, paper they can write on. Yeah. That being that said,
she's staring on the distance, Sammy, Why do you look like you have
to poop? Like she's thinking thathard. It's like when you take your

(37:12):
dog out and they're just like staringoff while they're dumping. All right,
I will say no for menace?What no for Sammy? Really? Yeah,
triple no for for syllable word triple. Now I'm gonna do the total
reverse and say triple yes, triples? Are you doing cross faded triple?

(37:35):
Yes? Vaughan is a poet,though, I'm gonna say no to menace,
yes to Sammy, no to vonall right, Menace and Sammy.
You think Vaughan's gonna get it?No? All right? Question number one
for the d y Q. David, what do you think von yes or
no, I'm gonna say no,no, all right, here we go.

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What is a word with four syllables? Menace, hometown? Oh,
Jesus is not a word? Well, I guess it could be dammy imagination?
Great, five, it's five syllables. I couldn't come up with a

(38:15):
four syllable word. I was thinkingof a bunch of words in my head
and I just couldn't come up withone that was four dictionary menace, child
legate, tour alligator. Alright,so so far I'm in great shape.
I guess awesome, great, whatare you thinking? I have a lot

(38:35):
of my face. Yeah, allright, David, let's if Vaughan Butcher's
this. You're on the board withone point. What is a word with
four syllables and tie? This ismilitarium. I think about an example for
people who maybe could still help thempicture in their mind as a place is
like you know where you um sayyour thoughts and they agree with your thoughts.

(39:01):
Oh, I can't even exploratory.No, no, no. There's
a very famous long word anti disestablishment. Okay, I've heard, but that's
like, that's a famous long wordtiarium. Jesus who? All right,

(39:22):
wow wa triple no is excellent.Yeah, you're on the board, right,
you only need one more point inorder to win this round of the
d all right, Question number two, what is that any country or territory
in Polynesia? No, I don'tI don't know you. Well, I'll

(39:43):
give obviously, we'll give examples whenwe're done here. But yeah, yeah,
I'm sure I've heard of some ofthose places. But like the f
is Polynesia? Is that where beeshang out? I'm sure we have some
Polynesian listeners? Right? No?Serious? Hum, I am serious.
I have no idea. I don'twant to spoil it. Yeah, I'm
going triple triple, no trips,No, I'm gonna go yeah, nuclear

(40:09):
trip nuclear No? All right,Sammy menace? Do you think the Vaughan's
gonna get it? No? Allright, David, what do you think
I thought he couldn't give me ananswer? Yeah? No, no,
yeah, all right, So Dave'sgonna go no on this one. We
were gonna start with tweetle ed andtweedle dumb right here in the studio.
Question number two, what is anycountry or territory in Polynesia? All right,

(40:30):
we'll start with menace Indodesia. Imean, Polynesia is a bunch of
islands right in Indodesia incorrect? Correct? Okay, Malaysia looking and no,
those are decent guesses. Yeah,here's a good one. French Polynesia.
That's gonna be my guess. Awesome. Also New Zealand technically Samoa, Tonga.

(41:00):
Yeah's island Cook Islands. All right? Wow, I learned something today
that's good. Yes, okay,yeah, all right, Well, David
could win the whole damn thing ifVaughn doesn't get this right. I think
you're in good shape. But we'regonna find out. Question number two,
what is it any country or territoryin Polynesia? Persia? What happens in

(41:22):
Persia? Zerksey says he do youwant to be my bitch because I'm Erks
from Persia? David, boy,that's really rough? All right you're talking

(41:42):
about yeah, but it's like it'slike we're playing the audio backward. All
right, David. Congratulations, man, you're the winner of the d y
Q. Nice. All right,thank you man. Hang on one second,
have yourself a great weekend, andwe'd precise list of the Wood Show.
Uh, there's David. All right, Persian no longer our country,

(42:06):
although people who are running and oftensave Persian. They don't want to be
associated with Iran. That's where rugsare from, right, awesome, Persian
rus. Some are cats, Persiancat. Yes, kas are from there.
Some people cats and rugs. Yes. Question number three for the d
y Q who wrote the words tothe Star Spangled Banner. Yeah, triple

(42:28):
no. This is why sixth gradenuclear atomic this Yeah, I said,
Woody special god uh kind of unpatrioticloser. It wouldn't know this von nod
menas. No. The thing withSammy, like all those country festivals and

(42:52):
stuff like, they don't really namedrop this person. No, I'm thinking,
like you know, it's always likeAmerica. Yeah, you had a
communists not to know this, butthere's there's way more like probably be kicked
out. There's way more patriotism inthat group, you know. So there
is Yeah, one of the citizenshiptriple no, triple no said triple no,

(43:12):
no gory fireworks, triple no,fireworks, triple nome medicine. Sammy,
do you think the Vaughn's gonna getit? No? Yes, you
think Vaughn will get it? Areyou high? And yeah? After this?
I want to get I'm gonna getVaughan in here. We'll do that
after the break, So we gonnacheck in with him after this. He
is still alive, believe it ornot. Yeah, out here I question
number three Who wrote the words tothe Star Spangled Banner? His name is

(43:37):
Sir Franciu. Well, I knowwhat he just said, but I'm gonna
say what I wrote down. Iwrote John Hancock, John Hancock, Yeah,
John Hancock. I put Jimmy Hendricks. See they should both be kicked
out. This was that was ajoke. Answer. Well, I'm because

(44:00):
she had no idea. Yeah,Francis Scott Key, yeah, loser.
Oh you've heard that name. Ohno, you haven't heard that. You
have heard that name? No,really, they should be kicked to Persia.
Yeah, all right, go toQC in Polynesia, which I'm down.
I'm sorry. Let's go back tovon. Question number three, d
U I Q here we go?Who wrote the words to the Star Spangled

(44:22):
Banner? His name is Sir FrancisBacon. Oh see can see for the
something something all right? Yer thanSammy and menace? Yes? Yeah,

(44:50):
I mean could you know the words? Knowing the words menace? Oh say?
Can you see? Hold on nextline? By the Down's early light.
Huh had the dawn the early light. I'll try and do what's over
at the Twilights lastly and the Rocks, broad Strips and Stars through the Perils

(45:15):
Fine for smoke, break that cigaretteswere smoking hands show returns in a second.
He's your boy, and well obviouslyI'm doing the Woody Show shut out,
So y'all need to had your woodies, had your Raby, had your
Greg and had you made it becausethey kill you around here so you can

(45:38):
run to tail. That's home boyboy, all right? Going back to
uh the Vaughn we just had inthe d one que from the Woody Show
event. What is a word withfour syllables and tie? This is square
militarium? Can you think of it? Like example for people who maybe could

(46:00):
still help them picture it in theirminds that places like you know where you
um say your thoughts and they agreewith your thoughts totally. Yea. And
now our video producer Vaughan joins usin studio high Von Yeah, I mean

(46:22):
you know, yeah, yeah,it's amazing, like this is one of
those you could have been dead.It sounds like you are so like that
has to be on the border oflike alcohol poisoning or yeah, I wouldn't
even have that take no. Masssaid to me at the event he goes,

(46:46):
I think he's even too far goneto do the d u y q.
I said he might be, andI was like, well give it,
give it a shot. Didn't tosshim. That's true, That is
absolutely true. Yeah, Mike isum vond. You think you're you're timing
is off on the pre gaming,because I think you pre gamed a little
too hard, too hard the eventstarted. Yes, that's a rookie move.

(47:09):
Yeah, sort of like two hoursbefore. Yeah, yeah, that's
yeah, that's a mistake. That'sa mistake. Then, that's what he
said. I was very high whenI got there. Yeah, I said
hi first at that time when you'regonna be like meeting people saying hi.
Yeah, it smelled like a fishconcert. That's usually thing you said to

(47:29):
me when I when I showed up, because I'm really hot. That's good
man, good nicely. But yeah, I survived crazy because after the event,
I forgot my jacket at the venueI heard about that has keys in
the jacket, So I had toclimb on my roof to get on my

(47:50):
balcony to climb and place people die, but maybe he is lucky. Precisely
that's how Trevor Moore died. Yeah, so how how did you end up
getting her? Because they were closed? Yeah? Get it back? Yeah?
So did you ever get the jackof the key? I'm sure you
got it back? But how longdid that take? It was the next
day, thankfully, Sammy and MAUIlike counted them to find it and stuff

(48:13):
like that, and they found itat the end of the night the night
before. So I got to liketen o'clock on Saturday night. Oh,
he leaves his jacket, has toput other people in charge of tracking down
his jack. Yeah. And bythe way, I tied disestablishment Arrianism in
a position that the church should notbe disestablished from the government. Oh wow,
yeah, you can speak your mind? Did you? Just like that's

(48:35):
what everyone? Yeah, as you'reelder in this kind of behavior, I
suggest when you're part of the event, you do you like drinking in the
first hour? You can't, Yeah, you can't, like really pre you
can always go nuts after, yeah, and then you just go hammer towards
the end of the night. Andthat's when everybody else's hammers, so they're

(48:58):
not really painting it paying any attentionto you? Right? Yeah? Did
you leave alone? I did,yeah, because which was not the plan
at the beginning. It was not. I saw him. I saw Vaughan
as well as a couple of otherlesser staffers kind of walking off to some
other event or venue afterwards. Justget taco tacos. You left tacos alone,

(49:20):
so you remember, well, Ido remember that part. So if
I didn't lose the jacket, Iprobably would have gone home to something.
But my jacket. The keys aska date to climb up on the top
of you. It's bad form,not the best level. Yeah, but
yeah, there were some hot chicksand oh yeah, bro, it's nice.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Chick fuller, enjoy it.

(49:46):
You're another one from Vaughan again,what is it any country or territory in
Polynesia? Persia? What happens inPersia? Zerksey says, do you want
to be my bitch from er fromperfect? All? Right? Right then,

(50:09):
everybody? Nice. Well, I'mglad to survive gladi and fall off
the roof. Glad you got yourjacket back, absolutely, Glad you learned
a lesson. Yes, you know, it's a good. Uh, it's
a good life lesson for that's goingfor Yeah, I can guide you through
this right exactly. I needed aminister saying that's what it was. Yeah,
all right, that's there's fun everybodymore. What shows next? Take

(50:31):
out? They're gonna scan all theway for free food real quick, and
then we'll be right back show whatdo you show? And we're into another
new hour. I've ben sensitivity training, free politically correct world idiots. Friday
morning. Yeah, weekend listening intothis morning part for you, and hopefully

(50:53):
the rest of your day goes bypretty quick as well. Next weekend,
holiday weekend. Rich. Yes,it's gonna suck. Yeah, it's May
nineteen. Yeah, it's gonna beterrible. It's gonna be bad. May
nineteen, twenty twenty three. I'mWoody. That's Ravey. What is it?
The Great Gory? He Menace ishere? What is up? We
got Sea Bass, we got Sammy, good morning, We got the phones

(51:14):
open for you at eight seven sevenforty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, hitus up. But the text over to
two two nine eight seven coming upfor you this hour. We're gonna sixty
nine the News. Yeah, yeah, Harden a minute, so well sixty
nine the News Also Raven has gotyour Nerd Now The Woody Show presents Nerd
with our special Nerd corresponding Ravy andthe latest in the world of nerdsas X

(51:40):
Yes is the theaters this weekend.It has a fifty four percent from critics
on Rotten Tomatoes, with a consensusbeing as irredeevably silly as it is self
set or satisfyingly self aware. BassX should rev the engines of longtime fans
while leaving many newcomers in new tromp. Who would be who would be a

(52:01):
newcomer to Fast? I know yougot to start from the beginning. People
maybe too young for it when itfirst may now getting into it, I
need the origin story. It's trackingbetween sixty and seventy million dollars, which
I thought was low, but Fastnine open to seventy. So the true
heyday of the franchise was F seven. You all remember seven came out and

(52:27):
made one hundred and forty seven milliondollars. You know, it's weird as
the younger people would watch the firstone and think those were classic cars.
You know, classic cars for uswere probably like old Corvettes stuff like that.
Yeah, but old Hondas like that. Now what I saw, Fast
X costs three hundred and forty milliondollars, so hopefully the franchise is still

(52:51):
going strong globally. Damn, damn, that's a lot of money to celebrate.
Fast Stax Ludicrous got his star onthe Hollywood Walk of Famion. Yea
menace. Guess what. The reviewsare really bad for you? And I
talked about this recently because we forgotit was happening. The remake of White

(53:12):
Man Can't Jump starring Jack Carlow.Now the thirty two percent from critics,
sixty seven percent from the audience.Disney knew it was bad. This is
a twenty century Fox movie, andso they just parked it on Hulu.
And it was written by Kenya Barris, who did Blackish, and his post
Blackish career, especially moviewise, hasnot gone well. He was a screenwriter

(53:32):
on movies that people have hated,including you people, that remake of Cheaper
by the Dozen and the sequel Comingto America. Yeah, but I did
enjoy I did enjoy a show thoughthat was kind of based on him.
Yeah, that was on Netflix.That was pretty funny. Oh black af
Yeah, yeah, that got somepretty Like I said, the movie's bad,

(53:53):
but the television he's been doing hasstill been pretty good. Maybe stick
to that. And this is onHulu, so who cares? He just
watch it? So who cares toturn it off? Greg Menace selling Sunset
Season six? Yes, oh Iknow what's doing this weekend? I had

(54:15):
no clue. Now you know.You're welcome, buddy. Oh my god,
so much weekend plans? If youdid shell mar Like, what what
did you hear that? Chrishell marriedg flip? Yeah you believe it?
Can you believe it? Buddy?Shot on the show? Probably we have

(54:35):
a whole segment in the office,pulled up some clips from the scan of
all the scan of all thing,and he goes, this is what Menaces
fell obsessed with the past two months. And we watched about like two minutes
of it. Yeah, tapped wellbecause I wanted to see that. It
was all about. Yeah, speedhome to watch the rest. No,
but it so that clip that youbrought up yesterday of You're like this so

(55:00):
into it's just this guy who isHe's just he's crying, He's get his
nails painted he looks like half apirate. His nails are painted like a
bright wife and he's just him inthe British I guess the Vanderpump lady.
Yeah, just sitting and crying.Who's watching menace? Everybody? And Sammy
Morons, Sammy's down, Yeah,don't radio, Sammy. I love Lisa

(55:24):
Vanderpump. I do. She's thebest. How does she? Who's the
one that? Oh, isn't thatone of the housewife, one of the
housewife? No, Benthany, it'sallegedly so, I'm not saying the name
it is. It was it Brandy, Yes, Brandy whatever pump housewife.

(55:45):
I don't know her name, Brandysomething, Oh, Brandy Granville Granville.
Bill groped me and alleged me.I don't know why you won't take my
side on this menace because you've watchedit, remember that a truth? Because
he wants to be cool with him. You watched it, watched her grab
my breast? Right. No,it's not allegedly happy, are you pro

(56:07):
predator? Yeah? It was anevent that they were doing. Yeah in
Brandy Glanville. Yeah, I honestlyI don't remember it. I would totally
take thank you. I believe allwomen. So well, thank you.
Why would I make it up ifyou didn't see it in theaters? Aunt
Man in the Wasp, Quantum Maniasnow on Disney Plus nice for Cloud Yeah

(56:30):
for somebody that's not even on theshow anymore. Yeah, yeah, we
don't need her as if anyone knewthat. They also have American Born Chinese,
which has one hundred percent from criticson Rotten Tomatoes. It's about this
kid gin who becomes unwittingly entangled ina battle of Chinese mythological gods so that

(56:51):
they looks interesting. Kid Show andPeacock has Rain Wilson and the geography of
Bliss. Oh that looks awten notoriousgrump Rain Wilson around the world at the
office try to find what makes peoplehappy. He was great and six feet
under. Oh okay, well I'mnot seeing that so well, I don't
know. Look, it's interesting.The office ladies on their pod tell a

(57:14):
story, and they've told it acouple times. How on the set of
the Office one day, Rain Wilsonjust stands up and declares, no one
has to ask me about my weekendanymore. He's like asome. It was
fine unless you hear otherwise, Okay, I like him a little more.
Was that part of the show tryingNo No, That was him behind the

(57:37):
scenes telling people just stop asking aboutmy weekend. That's pretty funny. And
now he's out there trying to findwhat makes people happy. That's uny oh
yeah, apparently not him. Aswe mentioned, Disney was going to be
cutting the content on both Disney Plusand Hulu, and some titles you might
be familiar with, the most surprisingto me was Willow because because Disney got

(57:59):
behind this reboot of Willow, theypromoted it really hard, and it didn't
generate anything with any audiences behind anything. And you might wander, like,
what does it cost you to hostsomething online? Well, apparently it's part
of this writer's strike is residuals forthe writers and the actors. Some other
things that Hulu and Disney are pullingoff their their platforms, Little Demon,

(58:22):
the Mysterious Benedict's Society, Pistol,the World according to Jeff Goldbloom, and
Why the Last Man Standing. It'sa long list and by removing these titles,
Disney expects to save two billion dollarson those shows. That's not just
on those but on this list,and most of the list I had never
heard of. That's just paying againresiduals exactly. Now. Challenge was recently

(58:47):
put to me, sit down andwatch Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull, which I had neverseen until this year, our fan of
the originals of course, of course, and I hounded you to watch the
Crystals full. I called it whatI forget what you called it, but
it is a challenge. But itis worse than advertise than advertise to another

(59:08):
one in twelve years. Yeah.Well, Indiana Jones and The Dial of
Destiny just played at the Canned FilmFestival and the reviews not great. Hollywood
Reporter says short on both thrills andfun. Variety says the exhilaration is gone.
No now. One of the bigthings at CAN is these ridiculous standing

(59:31):
ovations and applause. How long didit last? They applauded for twenty minutes.
You know, don't necessarily meaning thing. People applaud a plane land,
but these can applause for a veryvery long time. Why Variety reported it
was a lukewarm five minutes, whichis nothing for a CAN ovation. They

(59:55):
said, basically just applause for HarrisonFord in the role in general. So
why are they showing you a cansanyway? That's like? And why are
they letting the reviews out? Iknow, many questions. I'm raving for
more nerd stuff. Check out theNerd podcast at The Woody Show dot com.
All right, thank you very much, Rabels. We're gonna take a
quick break. We'll come back.We're going at sixty nine the new Yeah,

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urethro to pull out stone that hecannot pack. No, no, And
then I think they like suck itout. Yeah, back the net like

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a dice andener vacuum. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah it's The
Woody Show. Noise, it wastime to sixty nine. Yeah, yeah,
und my pass. Yeah. Thisis the best idea that Morgan has

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has she started working here on theshow, which is saying she's had some
really good ideas. Yeah yeah,but and this is one that she was
just going to throw away. She'slike I got this other thing. It's
really stupid and that's fantastic. Waitwhat Yeah, let's do it. Let's
sixty nine news. It all comestogether on sixty nine News, which is

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a major street racing event. Theygot a tip about a huge street takeover
over. Fifty officers arrived. Theyfound dozens of people were there and even
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US climber has died on Mount Everest, marking the first foreign death this season
on the mountain season. He wasapproximately twenty one thousand feet when he died.
His group tried to bring his deadbody back down the mountain, but
had trouble because of bad weather.Now, on average, around five climbers

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die every year trying to get tothe top there to the summit of Mount
Everest. Yeah, his name notreleased. All we know is that he
was sixty nine years old. Somesixty nine? Why take that risk?
Ye? Can't you just take ahelicopters to the top. Yeah. I

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watched this one episode of you know, people trying to get to the top,
and this one guy and he waslike bringing everybody like he was bringing
down the pace of everybody because theysend you off with like a sherpa who
knows the way, and you know, they have a guy who's down at
like the camp area monitoring weather conditions. They can see how far you are.

(01:03:12):
They can kind of got they can. They have all the stuff and
the maps and everything, and they'retelling guys, if you push this,
somebody's not making it, like somebodywill die. And this guy was like
dragging everybody. So everybody's like,hey, I'm really sorry guys, because
they got so close and it lookslike they were not going to make the
summit. They got so close,but what just wasn't gonna happen. Wasn't

(01:03:34):
in the It wasn't in the cardsfor him, and this one guy decided
that he was just gonna keep pushingthe guy. Oh, it's gonna go
by himself. Yeah, And andthey're like so all, yeah, exactly
what I was saying. No,he didn't die, but like it was,
it was close. I would havebeen so pissed. There's so many
dead bodies there. Oh yeah,they're just up there. Ever then forever

(01:03:58):
there's miss markers now apparently, Yeah, at sixty nine News. Every day,
sixty nine News is covering what's happeningright now. So a woman in
British Columbia woke up on morning tofind a bear had broken into her car
and completely trashed it. No,it ripped up the leather interior, broke
several things from you know, steppingon stuff and whatever, and then it
got into the cans of soda thatshe had in her car for a party.

(01:04:20):
The next day. Asked me howmany cans? Sixty nine? It
was thirsty. She's hoping her insurancewill cover some of the damage to her
car. Yeah, read your policy, Does it cover bears? Probably not?
No? All right, how aboutthis one? It all comes together

(01:04:44):
on sixty nine News. Yeah,Elon Musk, the boring company, recently
announced that they're going to expand theVegas Loop, which is the tunnel network
underneath Las Vegas. At the moment, it's only about two miles long with
five stops around the Las Vegas Center. But Elon and the company they have
their site set on expansion for nowsixty five miles of tunnel with sixty nine

(01:05:09):
stations. Yeah sweet, yeah,connecting Harry Reid International Airport, Allegiance Stadium,
Downtown Vegas and eventually hopefully even LosAngeles. That's what they say.
And what rules about this? Ibet Elon chose that number, of course,
ye did. Rules they could havedone about the models of Tesla.

(01:05:29):
There's the models, the three,the X, and the Y sexy.
Oh yeah, you just now knewthat? Yeah, I never knew that.
All right? How about one more? All right? Sixty nine in

(01:05:50):
the News. It all comes togetheron sixty nine News does now. According
to the latest CNBC Economic Survey,thanks to inflation, higher interest rates,
and recession worries, Americans have neverfelt worse about the state of the economy.
As a record sixty nine percent ofthe public holds negative views about the

(01:06:12):
economy, both now and going intothe future. Only surprise, it's that
low. How's it on? Ninetynine? And that's the highest percentage in
the survey seventeen year history, sixtynine percent? Damn? What is sixty
nine? Yeah? President Biden's approvalrating also fell by two percentage points into
the low thirties. Is disapproval ratingrows by one point and is pushing sixty

(01:06:33):
percent? Come on, man,you could do it, Joe, Let's
get it to sixty nine. Comeon, man, that would be a
coup one. Yeah, sixty nine. Keep going. Uh hm, you
have another one? I do,I got, I got plenty. I'm
not going to see if I gottime. You got time? I got

(01:06:54):
time to sixty nine. There's alwaystime to sixty ninety nine? Is there?
Yes? They are all right,sixty nine. In the news,
you see trucks and busses on theroad that are powered by natural gas.
Yes. But according to Natural GasVehicles for America and the Coalition for Renewable

(01:07:15):
Natural Gas, sixty nine percent ofall on road fuel used in natural gas
vehicles last year was renewable natural gas, which surpasses the previous year's record breaking
percentage sixty nine. There you go, just go sixty nine San Francisco sixty
nine ers. That's right, nicemenaces favorite team sixty nine ers. The

(01:07:39):
renewable natural gas captured from organic materialsand agriculture waste, water landfull and food
waste, and it can produce carbonnegative results when fueling vehicles like busses and
trucks. Yeah, sixty nine percent. Yeah, of all the on road
fuel used is natural gas. Hopefullythey won't do any more or any less.
They'll just stay there, right,it's sixty nine, stay right there,
and that's how you sixty nine thenew Yeah more what he shows next?

(01:08:03):
Hang show will be right back.We want to grab some pictures show
all. I welcome back everybody.Huh, Well, you aren't all horned
up enough After some sixty nine inthe news, I can't get more horned.

(01:08:24):
How about some food news news?Thank you? Brag looves ice cream
war shipping man. I don't knowhow anyone could love ice cream this much
at this price. The world's mostexpensive ice cream. It's in Japan.
It's gonna cost you six thousand andseven hundred dollars per scoop. Why it's

(01:08:47):
called salato. It's called slato um. And the flavor that came up with
this called baku ya. Okay.It reminds me of that that video like
baku yah baku ya that why ohthat's right? Yeah, like I don't
nobody got toime of it, thatchick. Yes, yeah. Um.
It's got edible gold leaf um,a fancy parmesan cheese, and a rare

(01:09:13):
white truffle italy that costs seven thousanddollars a pound. Damn. It's also
got something called sake kusu, whichis a yeasty paste that sounds so foul,
yeasty pat This is ice cream that'sleft over. I guess when you
make rice wine, that's what's leftover this yeasty paste. They say it

(01:09:34):
adds a fruity taste. People whohave tried to say it's extremely rich,
pun intended, and but the portionyou get, Craig is tiniest. Yeah,
we waste time. Sixty seven hundreddollars per scoop. It's in Japan,
alright, sounds awful. The mostexpensive single item that you've consumed,

(01:09:56):
you think, Uh, probably Iordered um just to see what it was
all about. I had ordered likeone of those like Wagoo Steaks. Yeah,
you know, and they're like whateverthe market prices, and I'm like
not knowing what the hell I wasdoing. And h I ordered like a
like a six ounce or whatever becausethat's how much the filet was. And
uh, that thing was like eighthundred dollars seven dollars. Yeah. Where

(01:10:20):
was this? It was in Vegas? Yeah, at some steakhouse. It
was obviously my first time. That'sthe thing. I didn't know anything about
it. I knew nothing of thisyears ago. When the bill came ud
be like excuse me, where's therestroom and then jump out the window.
Yeah yeah, yeah right. Ilook, I've never ordered again because frankly,

(01:10:44):
I thought it was way overrated.Really yeah, and I thought I've
had wagon since then. Not thatquantity, not that price. Um uh,
I think it is a Japanese wagon. Japanese all right. Yeah.
It was like like yeah, yeah, best wague of life for that price.
Yeah, it wasn't it was.It was definitely. Look nothing,

(01:11:08):
I don't think anything you eat isworth that kind of price. Like when
you get these burgers that are likethe four hundred dollars burger, why and
like it's you know, you canget beefed. Everything can get gold leaf,
Like, why would I want tohave stores? Why would I want
to eat it? Would I eatgold leaf? Anyway? Some food news
Food news I Hop is now sellingpancake flavored coffee. They've got two flavors,

(01:11:31):
buttery syrup and the other one's supposedto taste like their chocolate chocolate chip
pancakes. All right. Yeah,and they're already in grocery stores and like
everything else, you can get themon Amazon. I'm not sure if the
new flavors are at the restaurants aswell, for it's just like the the
at home thing. But that's that'swhat I would know. I don't know
anything, you know. Look,I don't drink coffee either. God that

(01:11:51):
sounds good though, Yeah, I'llcheck it out, the way you feel
about Burger King when they're empty.I drove by an eyehop. There was
one couple and so like, oh, no one's going because it's all about
Denny's. That's why. Yeah,I didn't realize people had like such a
hardcore opinion. And when it cameto ice, like they were so people
are particular about ice. Yeah,yeah, spice, no like crushed ice,

(01:12:15):
cube dice nugget style, I havebetter ice than other ones? Like,
what are you talking about? Yeah? And so this last piece of
wow, it's food news related.Starbucks they're switching up their ice okay too
what Yeah, so they have thisnew nugget style ice and uh, I
guess um it just reminds them ofthe ice. It's sonic if you don't.

(01:12:39):
So, do you prefer that style? The pellets almost and a Starbucks
rep confirmed the new ices indeed beingrolled out at more locations. Uh.
Switching from the classic hard cube tothe softer nuggets style. All this sess
to mean is it's gonna melt fasterexactly. What's what's up with the Starbucks
ice and and the McDonald's ice thatsomehow I can last forever Starbucks ice does?

(01:13:04):
Yeah? All you mean like theclassic hard tubes. Yeah, you
could be a thousand degrees outside andsomehow it's still It's just more dense,
right, not more dense. It'sa larger surface area or larger volume to
surface area ratio. Yeah, kindof like the when you go to like
a bar and you get the sphere, you get the Yeah, that's cool.

(01:13:24):
I like that. It takes outthe entire glass. Yeah, it's
either like a it's either a cubeor just the round like like a crystal
ball. Good size, good sign. You're gonna pay twenty dollars that drink.
Yeah, but that I used tomean that ice last Yeah. Yeah,
and it's like not like you getlike a tequila pored over that.
But I know what you mean.Man, it's so good. You put
ice in your drink at home,melts in five seconds. Yeah, like

(01:13:45):
all ice. Ice, like iceand salads. There's so much better out
than they are in water at aRestaurant's better they put They can invite kinds
of negative demonic influences if you're inthe know about teammates and their influence.

(01:14:06):
Yes, they show and we areinto another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It isFriday morning. Today is Made the nineteenth,
twenty twenty three. Thank you somuch for being here giving us some
of your time this morning. Myname is Woody. That is raving great
glory, Good morning, Good morning, wood Menace is here? What is

(01:14:29):
up? Our social media director Findus and follow us at The Woody Show
on Instagram and Twitter, or onFacebook, Facebook dot com. Slash,
we got the Tea Bass, wegot Sammy Boord, Caroline Morgan all here
and it is that time of theweek. We have all the red deck
news stories for the week, goinghead to heads to find out who will
be the Redneck news story of dweek. BA and you guys know how the

(01:15:09):
competition works. These are all inthe stories from this week going a head
to head four year old votes.If you're going to listen to all the
nominees, text the number of thenominee that you think you win the week
over to two two nine eight seven. We'll have until Monday morning. We'll
leave the votes open through the weekend, so everybody in the podcast has a
chance to get their boat in right. All right, here we go nominee

(01:15:29):
number one. This is from Hastings, Pennsylvania, which is about ninety miles
east of Pittsburgh. You got tothe sixty seven year old fellow named Roger
Young. He's an exterminator and he'sthe owner of Young's Pest Control. All
right, he's a hero, andthis apartment complex hired him become spray pesticide
in the units first of all units. Well, a few days later,

(01:15:51):
one of the tenants was still seeingspiders, reported to the apartment manager and
then decided to take a look atthe cameras that they had set up in
their apartment to see if Roger orif anybody actually been in there to spray,
or if it's just one of thosethings that they say they did and
they didn't really do it right.And boy did Rogers spray all right?
Oh god, there he was onvideo peeing all over the customers living room.

(01:16:17):
He peed in several different spots aroundthe living room, on their rug,
their couch, a side table,even on their kids toys. Yeah,
oh yeah, sure, this isthe guy who got his stuff.
Pete on talking to the local news. My cat was sitting at the corner
while he was yearn eating, andwe're pretty sure that it splashed onto the

(01:16:39):
cat. Amazing it upsets me isthat he yearneated on my daughter's toys.
It's just it's a little girl,you know. And she played with it
in his pee for two days.Yeah before they realized, because it was
a couple of days later. Youso the cops are called. Roger arrested
for a criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, and when asked why he did it,

(01:16:59):
Roger told him that he was quotehaving a bad day and sick of
people. All right, all right, that was my recipe for homemade bugs
pray. That's right with your readyand chlorine, and then you charge your
grandma for its pretty good sweet.Well, that is nomine number one for

(01:17:21):
your redneck news story of the week. Nominee number two. This one's from
Newport, Tennessee. Where you gotthis guy named Gomer Sanderson. How's that
for news name right there? TotallyGomer Sanderson, who was h just hanging
out with his girlfriend and he foundit an efficient way to get dumped and

(01:17:42):
go to jail simultaneously. So hangingout with the girlfriend, they decided to
enjoy a healthy salad together. Gomerwent out to go buy the salad,
came back with a beautiful mix ofgreens and vegetables and some delicious dressing.
Sounds good, And as they startedsplitting the salad onto two plates, the
girlfriend suddenly excuse herself to go usethe bathroom. And while she was gone,
Gomer decided to spice up her saladby adding a secret ingredient to the

(01:18:06):
mix. He sprinkled some meth onit. Oh delicious. When she came
back. Yeah, and she startedeating it. She noticed that had a
strange salty bitter taste. Whatever.She ate it anyway. And then once
they were finished eating, Gomer justkept looking at her, and then all
of a sudden, she started feelingkind of sick. He starts apologizing repeatedly.

(01:18:28):
She took herself to the hospital.The police they were called. Gomer
try to convince them that his intentionswere good, yes, solid, eating
some meth the night before and lovedit. So he figured that his girlfriend,
who by the way, he doesno drugs of any kind. Uh,
she's gonna love it. Yeah,he figured that she would enjoy the
experience as much as he did.No, Oh my god, the girlfriend's

(01:18:48):
okay. Gomer was arrested, takingthe jail charge with domestic assault and reckless
endangerment, as he should as Nominenumber two for your red neck news story
of the week, nomineque number three. This is from Garden City, Kansas,
where some fellow was doing some fishing, but not the old fashioned way.

(01:19:10):
He wasn't using a fishing pole,tried lines, set lines, nothing
like that. He was fishing witha nine millimeter and shooting at the fish.
That's badass. It was like Rambomeets Finding Nemo. H Well,
the Kansas Wildlife and Parks game wardensthey swooped in faster than a seagull snatching
a sandwich. They seized his gunand he was ticketed and fine for using

(01:19:31):
illegal means to take fish. Andit turns out dude doesn't even have a
fishing license, so he was finefor that as well. Now, look,
I'm no fishing expert, even thoughI know you're not supposed to use
guns to fish. But here's whatI didn't know. The Kansas Wildlife and
Parks Game ward they did point thisout in their statement. Beyond a fishing

(01:19:51):
pole, you can, you areallowed to. It is legal to use
a crossbow or a bow and arrowto fish. Work. If you can
get a fish with a crossbow,you deserve Yes. They also point out
the reason you're not allowed to useguns because shooting out a body of water
is like playing a quote high stakesgame of ricochet roulette. Okay, one

(01:20:15):
wrong move and you might end upwith a bullet in places where bullets just
should never be a rock or something. Yea yeah, and that is nob
ating number three for your redneck newsstory of the week. Yeah, somebody
texting you over say I had aricochet bounce off the water and just missed
my head. Oh my god,not a good day. No, anyway,
that's not a number three. Andfinally nominating number four from West Monroe,

(01:20:40):
Louisiana, where it was poultry pandemonium, you got this fifty nine year
old fellow named Tommy Bowle who cohabitateswith his brother and a COO's a little
mobile home. It all started innocentlyenough when Tommy's brother, Blessed is Hard,
decided to ask Tommy about two mysteriouslybusted windows on their mobile home.

(01:21:00):
Tommy, for some reason, didn'tlike him asking about it and flew into
a rage, alright, anger coursingthrough his veins. He attacked his brother,
and his weapon of choice was thatbag of frozen chicken that he had
dropped from the freezer is Hurt,which he used to bash his brother in
the face with nice damn. Andthat was only the beginning. He went
back to the freezer for more ammoin the form of frozen peas and TV

(01:21:23):
dinners, which rained down upon hispoor brother, who only wanted answers about
the windows. So the cops arecalled. They were already very familiar with
Tommy. His rap sheet is likea roller coaster ride of bad decisions.
We've gotta see aggravated assault, domesticabuse, disturbing the piece, even a
touch of theft in there. Wow, good guy. Yeah, And that

(01:21:43):
is nominee number four and your nomineesthis week for your Redneck News story of
the week. The voting is nowopen. Who's going to text the number
of the nominee that you think shouldwin the week over to two two nine
eight seven. We're gonna be thevotes hoping until Monday morning, so everybody
listens to the podcast has a chanceto get their votes in. You're gonna

(01:22:05):
text to number one the story aboutRoger Young. They're in Pennsylvania, the
exterminator who sprayed p all over acustomer's apartment when he was there to spray
for spiders. Text one over totwo two nine eighty seven. Text number
two for the coolest name in theRedneck News this week. Gomer Sanderson,

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they're in Tennessee, who ended upin jail after he secretly sprinkled his girlfriend
salad with meth and she ended upin the hospital. Text two over to
two two nine eighty seven. Textnumber three the one in Kansas for that
unlicensed fisherman's rambo dreams dashed when thegame warden busted him fishing with a nine
millimeter Text three over to two twonine eighty seven or text number four dude

(01:22:49):
in Louisiana who attacked his brother withthat bag of frozen chicken over some broken
windows on their mobile home. Yeah, that's four over to two two nine
nine eight seven. We're gonna bevoting open until Monday morning. Monday,
we'll have the announcement who wins theweek and moves on into the playoff round
of the competition. We've got somemore Friday. What a show for you

(01:23:12):
next? Hang on? Awesome andmoving right along here for you this morning.
Menace. Yes, um, Ithink we're gonna learn stuff about Menace.
Yeah, and what he does whenhe's high. We've heard new songs

(01:23:35):
before. Yes, we've heard aboutthe list, the list he like writes
down random thoughts book. Yeah,he's got that notebook something on Google.
How old is Earth? How Oldis Earth? And one of those things
things like that. And then yeah, I've done higher education where I go
learn classes and stuff. But yeah, there's something that I've got something new.
Yeah, he's got something new toits rotation and I like and I

(01:23:57):
think sebast to be into it aswell, because you know, TikTok has
a pr problem. So what theydo is people trying to ban it and
stuff. Yeah, people trying toban it and say, oh, it's
the Devil and you know it's ChinaSpots and it's not that app. It's
gonna be another app. But anyway, so what they do is they change
up the feed and they're like,oh, we're gonna have an educational feed.

(01:24:19):
So we're gonna have a stem feed, which is what only fans try
to do, Like we're gonna beabout baking and cooking, right, Yeah,
TikTok isn't just about dancing. Idid see, yeah, I did
see something about that. They hada TV commercials that I learned it on
TikTok. Yeah yeah yeah, soin China, like TikTok is for kids,

(01:24:39):
mostly educational. Yeah. So Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics
now has its own feed, andI sea Bass you would love it because
a lot of it has to dowith like physics and crap like that.
I can't retain. But when I'mhigh, do you like go through the
feed? And I do learn acouple of things, and this is going
through the STEM feed, and I'mgoing through the feed and it is pretty

(01:25:00):
interesting. And it's normally stuff thatI would just google, but now it's
just there, so I don't evenhave to think about it. I see,
they just give it to me.And one of the first things I
saw is like, well, howfar do you have to go up before
the sky gets dark? Yeah?Yeah, so it is ten and a

(01:25:24):
half miles. Ten and a halfmiles in space starts at what eleven let's
see, Oh no, it's morethan that. Officially, I forget.
Maybe I'm confusing it with there wasthat story about how they're going to have
people having dinner at the edge ofspace. Yeah. Right. One of
them was eleven miles. Either spacestarts at eleven miles or the balloon goes
up eleven miles. Spaces usually asbeing sixty miles. Okay, so that

(01:25:45):
this balloon goes Yeah, so tena half miles when it starts getting dark.
I thought, wow, that's interesting. Wow, you're going to retain
that. And then also was spaceDid you know that fish can live in
space? And the space station hada fish tank on it. Oh yeah

(01:26:05):
for a long time. The firsttime that they sent fish into space was
I guess if you have a lidon the tank, it's fine. Yeah,
in the seventies. So yeah,the fish live in there. How
do you drop the how do youdrop food in there? That part they
didn't get to throw a man violently? Yeah, just that. But as
soon as you open it up,the water's gonna float out. Yeah,
but they've been sending fish up thereforever. Little feed are in there.

(01:26:28):
Yeah, so that's cool. Belike a lava lamp. Yes, a
couple of spacings. What else doyou have you learned on TikTok while you're
hot? Men um? Also,igloos are packed snow, not ice,
And like when you look at allthe visuals, you'd think they're all ice,
but they're actually packed snow. Andthe reason being is, I guess
snow can breathe better where you canretain more heat insulator, yeah inside of

(01:26:50):
it. Okay, I did notknow that all those times you look at
it's like ice, well it wasice. Well, like all the cartoons
and stuff, you think there wasice. Blaw. As a kid,
I had this thing. It wascalled the Igloo Builder, and the basically
was it just had a handle,but it was like just a form for
a brick and you just take snowand pack it in there and you could
build forts and walls and stuff snow. Well, it was called the pack

(01:27:16):
it real tight in there and youcan build really cool stuff. We had
because I could have had one umsome other thing that I thought it was
super gross. You need to googlethis. There's a thing a tree fungus
called witches butter that apparently that youcan just pull off the tree and you

(01:27:38):
can eat it. It looks likeyou know when they show fat from like
people getting surgery and stuff. I'veseen this was before, yeah, yeah,
yeah, but I always thought itwas like, this is what five
pounds of fat looks like. Yeah, so you've seen it. It's a
fungus that apparently you can just pullright off the tree and eat it,
and some people actually cook it andthey make candy out. I've never just

(01:28:00):
ter. I always assumed it waspoisonous. Eat that dog picture like like
gelatinous looking rock candy. Yeah,is what the fat usually looks like.
It sounds like it can sustain lossyep, and you see it. That's
disgusting. Eat up. Speaking ofdisgusting, Greg, you'd hate this.
I just found out, you know, cicadas are our enemy, your favorite

(01:28:20):
hatum satan kadas. Dude, there'sover three thousand species cicadas. Really yeah
is that real? Yeah? Ithought there wasn't one. No, well
there's all those different bruis. Yeahall right, those nice red eyes.
Right, they were disgusting. Howabout it? How about sloth? What

(01:28:45):
do you feel about so cute?So cute? Right? Yeah, they're
so cute. Um, did youknow that they don't actually have fingernails,
They have finger bones. Those arebones, the finger nails. Yeah,
there's bones going out of their body, but they don't they don't need to
be trimmed or anything, right,no clause per se. Yeah, they're
not fingernails. They are actual bonesfrom their hands, so they're sort of

(01:29:09):
in that case sense, they're sortof like teeth and that they start inside
your body and yeah, crowl out, But aren't fingernails technically bones or no?
No, no, no, no, that's so weird. Yeah how
about this, Greg? You wouldhate this? Oh good? Um?
By the way, if you're justtuning in if you're just tuning in.
Menace has been keeping track of allthese different things that he's learned on TikTok

(01:29:30):
when he's hot. Yes, soyou would tell about just the sheer number
of things he's high a lot.Yeah. This is the stem feed,
by the way, that's available onTikTok. All right, Greg, did
you know that there is a syndromecalled um uncomb uncombable hair, unbable hair.
It sounds like something ever that itwould like. Yeah, I saw

(01:29:51):
that at the Apen Awards. Yeah, from laurel Umble Hair. We get
that one boards syndrome. It's asyndrome. Only one hundred people in the
world have it. So you justcannot comb here. It will just stick
straight up like you got electrocuted.Oh so it's not like particularly tangled.
No, you just can't comb itanyway. Yeah, I never heard of.

(01:30:15):
Look it up right now asking shouldI donate it to Lots of Love
or make a pillow out of it? Yeah? Right, stuff that's kind
of met whipped on that one.Yeah. You can run a comb through
it, but you like it willnot lay flat no matter what you do
to it. Yeah, Like Isaid, like, you look like you
got electrocuted. But what if youput you know, gel or fiber or

(01:30:40):
it's uncommable dude. Yeah, yeah, Greg Comb, there you go uncummable.
Yeah, all right, I gotit. Finally I learned something new
today as well. All right.Also going back to space real quick.
The sun isn't actually yellow, it'swhite. That planes why the snow is

(01:31:01):
not yellow? Because um, thesun is actually white, it's not yellow.
What does snow have to do withthis? Because they said what's getting
is a yellow light. If itgave off like a yellow light, it
would have a yellow to it.Yeah, you're I learned that from your
boy, Neil de grass Tyson.Well, I think I hate when you

(01:31:21):
accidentally. I've done this a coupleof times, and I'm sure to look
every time. Now, when yougo to the light ball bial and you
get the daylight as opposed to softwhite and you put those in, it's
like, all of a sudden,like your lamp. It's like a doctor's
office. You might as well bethose that would be dream come true.
Hate that light. I hate thatlight. It's called daylight, yeah,

(01:31:43):
because you need to get clear,soft white daylight like yeah, the worst.
Now you have to answer manutes though, Why does the sun up here
yellow to us when we look straightat it? Which you should always be
out? Why? Yeah, justgoogled this. So a lot of stuff
in the atmosphere, like call inand just the atmosphere in general scatters the
other colors menace. You're so smart. Yeah, and long stuffs. Yeah,

(01:32:09):
give us one more, one more, one more thing that I learned,
And I'm just like, guys,Okay, when are we just when
are we moving to Mars? Okay? Because it would benefit us, because
ye, back when we were insecond personal. Yeah, because back when
we were in second grade and weweighed one hundred and fifty pounds. Did
you know that if you weigh onehundred and fifty pounds on Mars, you

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weigh fifty seven pounds. It's prettycool on Earth? And all right,
so by way, yeah, onehundred and fifty seven pounds on Earth,
I'd be such we didn't have togo to Mars. We so all my
shirts you would weigh fifty seven pounds, which is like you saw that in
the moon landing allegedly. You know, it's fun for jumping around and stuff,

(01:32:54):
but you still like your your clothes, don't shrink. Yeah, but
when you step on the scale andfeel better, feel so much better.
Scale that has nothing else but youin a scale. Yeah right, pretty
cool. That's my high talk.There's menaces TikTok talk. That's funky thing.

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And you know I love fun facts. Yes, I love the facts.
They were were really fun. Morewhat he shows next time? That's
a dude thing. But I'm nota dude, So I mean right,
this is the Woody Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
shameless plug time. Oh okay,I would really appreciate it if y'all tuned

(01:33:43):
into the season premiere of Minds nextweek. That's right. Besides that you
like that show. Why would Ibe particularly interested, Well because I have
a very very small role in Minesthis season. My character's name is Would.
It was a very Mines, ofcourse, is the spinoff series from
Sons of Anarchy, And so Sonsof Anarchy does have a place in the

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Minons universe, and it started lastseason, but they are currently the Mins
are currently at war with the Sons. Sons are back in the show.
Yes this in a big way,you're a son, but in a bit
yes that I'm one of the Sonsof Anarchy. I'm a full patched member
of the Sons. I yeah,yeah, no, I did not have

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What do you have to do toget a full Well, you got to
be a prospect first, yeah,and you got to do all the bitch
work, and then you show thatyou're worth your weight, you know,
and then uh, in which mycase is a lot of weight. You
know, you got to be willingto commit crimes and you know, look
out for the club and be bethere for your brothers, you know what
I'm so yeah, yeah, butlike for me, super cool just because

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man, was I a fan ofSons ay Anarchy? I love that show.
Yeah, and then when Mines gotannounced, I was super psyched.
And I've been watching that show sincethe first season. And then you knew
somebody right, what's up from yourneighborhood? Yeah yeah, well so like
they were talking about somehow this showcame up on set one day and yeah,

(01:35:10):
they know, they were talking aboutit. And then um oh,
because we mentioned that the uh theseries was going to start. It was
right was getting ready launched, andI was super psyched, like we got
the Woody show bump, what's up? They said? They said, we
got the Woody Show bump over.No, they was talking about Oh yeah,
I heard somebody mentioned on the radio, like, oh this is a
new show for seasons. There weressyched and like who's that? And the
guy who I know are our neighborHe's like, oh yeah, I know

(01:35:33):
that dude. Oh like else ifhe wants to be on the show.
And a few years later, yeah, well yeah, because the COVID hit
and let's face it, there's nota lot of roles for white dudes on
a show about a Mexican motorcycle club. Enough, you know so And actually
I was supposed to be a borderpatrol agent in one season and thank god
that didn't happen. This is waycooler for me personally. It was just

(01:35:55):
like a band of sons of anarchy, so really cool, super liked interested
to see how how it goes.It's I mean, it's gonna be a
super quick appearance in Uh. Inthe season premiere, I do have a
I do have a line, Ihave some dialogue. Yeah, um,
but uh, later in the season, I'm I'm back And that was a

(01:36:17):
lot of fun and I you know, I can't give it, like yeah,
but if you would, please dome a favor and just give give
minds. Watch on on Wednesday,it's on FX, and then the next
day it airs, it's on Hulu. The day after it airs on on
FX, I'll watch the hell outof it. Yeah, I'm really excited

(01:36:38):
to see how it turns out.Well, you know, the camera adds
ten pounds. Yeah. Well,I mean you saw the you saw the
picture, like you know, Um, I think with the because you have
like the leather cut you know,like that you know, the vest kind
of thing and whatever, like,uh, it's kind of slimming because le
stiff exactly like I started. Ithought to myself, like I should just

(01:37:03):
wear this all the time. Andyes, uh that's the that's the number
one question I've gotten. Did Iget to keep the cut that has like
the big Sons of Anarchy patch onthe back and all the stuff? Uh?
Yeah, they did give me onenice which is Super Bowl. No.
No, they don't have like thenames of the week. Yeah they

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have. Like it still cool becauseI'm part of like the Sam Bernard you
know crew um and uh yeah thechapter I should say, the guy who's
in charge of the Sons this season, like the club president. This guy
and I don't know nothing about acting, but like when you're watching this guy
and like when you know the camerastart rolling, he plays crazy psycho so

(01:37:50):
well and so naturally, like you'resitting there and you're like, wow,
this is like you're kind of scaredof him. That's awesome. He's really
good. His name is J.R. Bourne. Okay, that's the
actor's name, j R. Bourne. And he plays nuts psycho crazy so
well really and his character, hischaracter is really cool. Well, Isaac,

(01:38:12):
and so I'll become part of hiscreas psycho. Oh yeah wait wait
wait do you see? Yeah?So where when you watch like this show
and walking down all the shows wherepeople are just all roughed up, and
then you see him on the redcarpet like yeah, they're like pretty yeah.
Yeah he has piercing eyes. YeahI am Pierce just like you.
Yeah, you're an eye. Gowant to be pierced? Eight seven seven

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