The Woody Show May 1st 2024 Podcast

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Is it lies the Woody Show.This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Agood morning, everybody. Today's Wednesday.
It's May first, twenty twenty four. Greg, April flowers, bring May
flowers, April showers. Yeah,well, I'm gonna say, like,

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you know, you bitching about uhraybon. This is where like everything's supposed
to term, supposed to have somemore consistently nice weather. Let's see,
right, yea newage to the calendar. It's a fresh start. Greg,
no more's thinking thinking my friends,weather weapons, weather weapons. Anyway,
Welcome to the Woody Show. I'mwhatdy. That's Ravy. There is the

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very pessimistic, great gory. Goodmorning. It's bad when I'm the optimistic
one. That is right. Well, I'm just I'm cautiously optimist. All
right. There's Menace, Good morning, minute, Good morning, Woody Sea
masses here, there's Sammy. I'msorry, our employee of the month Menace.
Wow. Still it's still new.Yeah, you know weird. Yeah,

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there's there's Borton. Caroline Morgan ishere, Vaughan's here. Phones are
open. For you at eight sevenseven forty four Woody. If you want
to be a part of the showthis morning, give us a call eight
seven seven forty four Woody or hitus up of the text over to two
to nine eight seven today. Iknow everybody's excited. We always look forward
to It's one of the newer thingsthat we've done the third time around for

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more gasms, and with Mother's Daycoming up this time around, she went
to a flower shop. Yeah,just looking at looking at flowers. They're
so beautiful and she just gets overwhelmed. Yeah, controllable. Yeah, So
more gasms today. Also the menaceword of the day now the last couple

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Menace has done very well and likeright out of the gates on the word
itself, the explanation yeah yeah,but like the pronunciation as you would call
was was very solid. So wegot we got that for you today plus
raves nerd now Birthday's porn of Birthdayand more here today this Wednesday morning on

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the Woody Show. All right,so people have been liking these do you
know's, these fun facts starting theshow with these, and when it comes
to Mother's Day, it turns outthree out of four men don't even know
when Mother's Day is. I knowit's in May. I can do for
you, but I had to lookat U up. It's May twelfth,
just so you know May twelfth.Now is that one of those things that

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flows? I mean it's always ona Sunday. I know it's always on
a Sunday, So the second Sunday, second Sunday, it would have to
float by definition? Right, Yeah, right, I guess that makes sense,
got it? What do you getyour mother? Do you even know?
Flowers? I mean there's yeah,there's different there. Like my wife.
My wife is typically in charge ofdoing all the Mother's Day Father's Day

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stuff. But I mean, seethat's the thing, like I do things
for my parents throughout the year.Sure, and I will, like you
know, call, send a card, you know, and things like that.
Although man, I'm really hoping weget past the part of cards at
some point. It needs being inmy existence. Dude, I'm telling you
what never misses is the Oprah's FavoriteThings list off Amazon. So easy,

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you just She's got a lot ofgreat favorite things that your mom would.
It is hit by and automatically getscensor of their house. They love it.
I am doing nice flowers this year, because not only is it Mother's
Day, but she just moved,so, you know, just some nice
bouquet. Uh. Would it bein bad taste if I sent my mother

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in law a gift that she justgave to my wife for her birthday?
Yeah? Right back? Yeah,yeah, So I didn't realize. I
didn't even know we had this.I was out in the backyard the other
day and I heard something. Iturned around. There's a wind chime in
my backyard. Oh. Nice.Mother would love that. And I'm looking
at it. My mom would definitelylove this. I hate winds. I

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sent a text to my wife andgo, what in the white trash is
this? And it's windy where youare going on the time? And I
wasn't sure where it came from.She goes, Oh, it's a gift
for my mother for my birthday.So could I regift that? Hey?
You know, I thought, uh, I thought you'd like a wind chime.
What do you think, Charlene?When you got us? It was

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so nice? I got you theexact same one. Windshots are one of
those things like we have better technologynow we can make no, we have
outdoor speakers. I mean, it'sfair like country and folksy and you know,
down home on the farm kind ofthing. And if it was a
light breeze, fine, but yeah, they're too loud. What am I
supposed to get next? A weathervan? Oh? Make some sun tea?

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You know? Oh? Hell yeah, you get a bath yep.
Twenty twenty four marks the fiftieth anniversaryof a woman being able to get her
own credit card without the signature ofa man. Fifty I thought that.
That's why I included that. Ithought that was no credit fifty years ago.

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That was a bad day. Yeah, is the anniversary of a woman
being able to get her own creditcard without there that's it. Yes,
look it up, I will it. When my aunt got divorced in the
late sixties, she went to buya car on her own and the dealer
said, where's your husband? Yeah? Yeah, uh. The average person

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spend three and twenty five dollars ondates over the past year dates revy.
If a shark ever tries to biteyou, ye, bite it, first
bite the shark. Okay, Humanteeth are just as strong as shark teeth,
all right, and not as largeand not as sharp or smaller,
and we can't move as well.In the water, and it's usually a

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surprise. The office besty days lookto be over. You know, for
a long time, a lot ofpeople had an office bestie. The percentage
of workers who claim to have abest friend at work is just seventeen percent.
It's an all time low in Well, maybe because people work for a
place for ten minutes, that's true. Yeah, they can't even develop a
relationship. Yeah, they're there forfoundation, they're there for like six months.

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There are so many people in andout around here for sure, especially
like in the sales department. That'slike you don't even really get to know
their name. Wait, who's thisperson? Oh they replaced so and saga,
who is that that person? Youknow that person was here for four
months, right tops. According tothe US Department of Energy, to maximize
energy efficiency while staying comfortable, youshould set your thermostats between sixty eight degrees

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and seventy degrees during the day,and at night set your thermostat between sixty
degrees and sixty seven degrees to keepenergy bills low and to improve sleep.
I like for nighttime sixty eight whenI'm going to sleep, I guess you'll
go a degree below. If thathelps. Well, I mean you would
be just at the very top ofthat threshold. But because for night time

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they say between sixty and sixty seven. During the day, I want like
seventy two. Really because during theday, man, I crank that thing.
I crank the air up. Yeahreally. Yeah. If I go
home and I'm taking a nap,even like, uh think like seventy three,
that's where mine is. Seventy threefor seventy three. Yeah right,
cool enough. Right in the middleof day, when I go home and

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I go get a nap, I'llcrank that thing down to like sixty two.
Oh my wow, yeah there yeah, yeah, but reason yeah,
man, it make snappings so good. But you don't like to sleep undercovers?
No, but I do like beingundercovers if the room is cold,
but not a ton of them.Okay, So I like the cool air

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on my face, Like I likefeeling the cool airs you're breathing it in.
I like to stick a foot outand he's gorshed himself for this long
win. Yeah that's right, that'swhat. But I mean you said before
you'd like to sleep on top ofcovers. Yeah. Yeah, that's because
my wife usually like when you goto bed at night. She won't stand
for it. So that that's whatIt's almost like the opposite of menace.

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But I like you though, Iwould like to make it super cold and
then like you get under the blanketslike I'm a bear going to hibernate for
the winter. Yeah. So far, invading Ukraine has cost Russia ten thousand
armored vehicles, three thousand tanks,twenty three ships, one hundred and nine
planes, and four hundred and fiftythousand soldiers. In America one hundred and

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fifty billion dollars. It's crazy.Wow. A survey found that when it
comes to eating, Americans are thethird fastest. Okay, is the number
one fastest I've ever been with competition. Oh yeah, I did see this
too. There are more and morefast food places that are setting time limits
on how long customers can sit andeat their food. They never have to

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wait for me. Like most ofthe places doing this are giving you thirty
minutes to eat and then get out. They're that busy. So what I
mean some people like to gather havetheir copee. Here's the reason. No,
it's not this. They don't likecampers. It's a policy to quote
deter vagrants to also to keep teenagersand other freeloaders who buy cheap items so

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they can treat themselves to the allday you know Wi fi, you know
refills. That was what he's bayingwhen he was a server. Oh my
god, the camp out and hangout. Yeah, I was a I
was a waiter at Eaton Park restaurantnear South Hills Village there in Pittsburgh.
And these kids would come in,these teenagers. Now keep in mind,
I'm also like eighteen nineteen years olddoing this right, And they would come

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in and they would order one plateof cheese fries for a table of like
seven. Everybody would order like ayou know, coke or whatever to drink,
and then you just sit there allnow in the cheese fries and then
what constant refills like every three seconds, the tip and then no tip or
they wouldn't even pay. So whatI started, or so the what I

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started doing is I would go tothese tables of these kids that go all
right, here's how this is gonnawork. You're gonna order whatever you're gonna
order. I'm gonna get you onerefill and then that's it. You're not
gonna see me again so whatever youwant to order and uh you know it's
supposed to be refills. I'm like, yep, just not for me.
So here's how this is gonna work. What what can I get you?

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Right? And that's it. AndI got to talk to you about that
one, of course. Yeah theydidn't like that. Uh so yeah that's
a that's a thing that Menace wouldbe on board with. Yes, of
course Yeah eight seven seven forty fourWoody hit us up of the text over
to two two nine eight seven.We got some more Woodies show coming up
for your next hang on. They'regonna scan all way for free food real
quick and then we'll be right backthe Woody shown. Hey, it's Menace.

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Woody Shoe Wody Shoe Shoe Dam.We're into another new hour in sensitivity training

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for a politically correct world. Todayis Wednesday. It's the first of May.
Happy may Day, Yeah, althoughMayday sounds like your trouble, right
may Day? Mayday? Yeah.Twenty twenty four Woody Rayby, Hey,
Greg, Yeah, there's menace.What is up? He's our employee of
the month. Yes, and oursocial media director can find out. You

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can follow us at the Woodi Showon the social media platform of your choice.
Right there is Sea Bass speaking ofsocial media. Sorry, Sammy Boy,
Carol those people you looked up theareas that celebrate May Day, right
the most? It's a holiday,Oh it is. Yeah, it's up

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Cuba, China, North Korea.It's a big deal there. I mean,
it's not a big deal here.Literally the first thing who celebrates May
Day? I just know it's calledMay Day first. Yeah, you comedy
bastards. That's not a social mediathere. I know because I thought there
was a a country that celebrates itthat is high on our social media list.

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Laos not laos, I wish loud. What do you mean on high
on our social media list? SoI was looking at who is second in
line outside the United States that followsus on social media? Canada. It's
the Philippines and the Philippines all right, cool, okay, yeah, yeah,
well you know Joe Coy's on alot Yeah sure, I'm sure that
helps gives us a bump, right, we get the Joe Coy effect.

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It's like the opera effect, butfor the Philippines. Yeah, and Laos
apparently Laos speaking of us, didyou see that that dude who won the
one point three billion dollar power ballin Oregon? He's yeah, he's Laotian,
right, yes, and he cameforward forty six years old. He's

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an immigrant from Laos. He's beenbattling cancer for a while. And he
was so humble and sweet. Andit's like, I've never seen the Internet
in the comments section be so nice. Normally it's f this guy personally bastard.
Yeah yeah, even the people whowin the lottery and stuff like that.

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Yeah, good, hope you loseit, hope you choke on it.
People, it's been really bitter,but people seem to be overall very
like legitimately happy for this guy.It was nice to see. It was
a nice change. It was nice. Yeah. What's that sash? He's
wearing a sash for some reason becausehe's like ocean oh you know yeah,
so yeah, I mean from Laosyou wear sash. We're talking off the
air, like dude, he couldprobably buy Laos now Laos real estate and

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yes, he definitely can. HisUh, his partner was on the way
to work. He called her andhe goes, where are you right now?
He was telling the story. Well, I'm trying. I'm trying to
do my best impression. I meanthat was pretty good. He goes,
where are you right now? Anduh, I might have the clip.
Are you on your way to work? Yes, it's exactly you do not
bother turn and bring home some Porscheand pick me up new sash. Yeah,

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the beat, I correct this sashbest. I send you the website
for the Laos real estate. Howmuch land can you buy for? Like
nothing of sassmakers. Yeah, tospend all of his money. I won
so with my partner and I callher. She's on driving on the way

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to work, and I told her, blinker, where you go? What
are you doing? I'm driving onthe way to work, And I thought,
you don't have to go work.Now you knows it's associated press.

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It's hard. Yeah. Yeah,he's still going through chemotherapy, and some
people just seem very very happy forhim, which is nice. Nice Ravy
and her crew very excited because theDEA has announced that they are recategorizing weed
for me Schedule one drugs, whichare considered the most dangerous and addictive with
no medical value, so stuff likeheroin and cocaine, things like that,

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to a Schedule three drug Schedule threedrugs or things like codeine, ketamine,
antabolic steroids. Uh So, itdoesn't legalize pot at the federal level,
but it is a big change andit's a big step toward that. They
said, it's a slow roll.Also for raveies crowd, Yeah, Dave
and Busters, they're adding betting totheir games rule. This is so strange.

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It allows players to wager on skillbased games like ski ball or hot
shots. Real money contests is whatDavid Busters is calling this. So they're
rolling it out in the next fewmonths to all their locations they have like
two hundred and twenty three locations.Still nice, you'll need to be at
least eighteen and a loyalty member becausethey're running it through a new feature on
their app greg of course, butI guess they have to do some kind

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of age verification, right, Yeah, definitely. They're also limiting the bet
size. I think it's gonna bearound ten bucks whatever. But look,
nobody's losing their house over ski ball. Yeah very empathetic, would that?
Yeah exactly? Then your banned fromDavid Busters can't a mortgage because you're playing

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the games. D MBS kind ofhad a resurgence. It's back. Yeah,
it's back. Like people are going, imagine if finding a guy under
a bridge, like, man,how'd you end up here? But your
story, well, David Busters mansI get it. Yeah, I totally
get it. I used to livenear a David Busters and it had the
fanciest rooftop bar. Ever, howdid I sleep on this place? That's
so nice? I loved it.Well, it's the old school eighties early

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nineties arcades, you know, butfor grown ups. Yeah, but I've
never been to a d m Bwith a rooftop bar, not a rooftop
bar. Yeah, it was nice. I remember when those things first opened.
It was like ramp very excited,was the place to be. And
then again stud Fridays. Remember Fridays. Fridays Fridays, guys, you used

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to be able to, like,uh, you know, go there and
have to wait for your table,not like now where you can just walk
in and just pick whatever table youwant and hopped and it was all cook
because they had so much stuff onthe wall, just like oh this place.
It was one. And then everybodyhad started doing the same thing.
Chili started putting crap all over thewalls. Apple Bee's had crap all over

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the walls. Max and Irma's crapall over the walls. Makes it fun,
Yeah, it is fun. Flair, Yeah, so much flair.
There's an old slid. Yeah,it's chevron, have my tie. It
was old stuff. And then themen's room would have an arrow on the
door it said no, and itwould be pointing to the next door.
So really the bedrooms were swamped.That's nuts. Nuts. Thats why I

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accidentally walked in the wrong bathroom onetime when I was drunk. Probably also
you know reading he's watching the wrongapartment when he's drunk. Yeah, I
told you that. One time Idid at Burner King and I thought my
my friend was taking a dump inthere, and I was like, dude,
you're taking a dump and I waslike being really loud, and and

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then I got alright, fine,you don't want to talk to me forget
you then, and then I walkout and I look and it's my my
friend is sitting at a table andI look behind me. I'm like,
it was the women's bathroom. Sohe was in there taking a deuce.
Excuse me, I'm trying to takea number two in a burger King.
Well, it's drunk guy. Iwant to take a break because we're going

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to leave us some time here forour next segment, which is a round
of morgasms. So this is whereMorgan has gone out. We've already done
a couple of these. We hadthe nail salon and then we had the
warehouse, uh store sampling. Wouldyou know it? This is a burger
King bathroom and this one with Mother'sDay coming up now it's officially May,

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she went flower shopping, so shewent to some different floris and so yeah,
we're gonna see how moorgasms went withthese these floras. Shouldn't I just
man up and stop being a whiningquef boyt. This is the Woody Show,
A move right along here for youthis morning. Morgan is here.
Hi Morgan, Hi, take yourplaque back by the way. Oh yeah,

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I can take it off the wall. Yeah, you can put it
in your new studio. They justredid her studio that she works out of.
It looks great. Yeah, theydid kind of what they did to
our studio at the end of lastyear. Everything works, wow, go
figure. Yeah, we're getting throughit. Oh, things aren't working.

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Well, maybe there's a up herea little bit. You're going to have
that for the most part though.That's good Day one. Yeah. Yeah,
what is your social media like videolight not working or something. Yeah,
I wouldn't got my haircut the otherday, like a legit barbershop,
you know that's got like the barberpole outside and the whole thing. And

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one of the guys in there cuttinghair had like two ring lights. Yeah,
I see that a lot like barbershopsring lights. That's for chicks,
it is. I would never goto that guy to get my haircut if
he's gonna have his ring lights onand taking video of him cutting hair.
I don't know. That's not thekind of place that dudes go to.
He was doing social media, becausesometimes I'll just see them they just just

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lighting right in the middle of thering light. There was a little holder
for the for the phone. Yeah, a lot of them like dude,
I can imagine. Don't want tosoci your hair cut, Like, come
on, dude, serve for ahaircut, beard trim. Yeah, and
I want a straight razor on myneck. That's right, hot lather off
that. Yeah, let's put downthe ring light and grab that hot lather,
right and sharpen it on a leatherstrap. Yeah. Well again lost

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three pounds from all our puking.Yes, I did. Congratulations so much,
she told me yesterday. You knowwhat, it was all worth it,
It really was. Yeah. Andit's just a little common about diarrhea.
Yeah that helped. Yeah, whateverworks, you know, I'm saying
lucky. All right, Well,Morgan went to another place for some morgasms.

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And since it is the month ofMay now with Mother's Day, flower
shops seem great, like a greatidea, and so she went to a
few different florists, right, Idid. Yeah, I actually went to
six in total. Six. Yeah. I don't know sea with the seven
to eleven thing, Like I wantedto get kicked out of a floral shop,

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and unfortunately I didn't. But that'sokay because they're nice. They are
very nice. That's the thing.Everyone that I've come across and you know,
made these noises in front of They'vebeen very helpful and not judgmental of
me, Like what's going on?More people are s gasming in public than
we know. Maybe I need tofind my tribe, then, I guess,
so where are you gasming tribe?Right? You just have like I

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think, I think that industry justattracts probably a lot of like passive aggressive
people or you know, like thenon confrontational passive aggressive. That's true.
Yeah, all right, so runus through what you did here. So
this first shop I went to wasprobably the nicest one that I went to
of them all. It was huge. You know, they have the fridges
and the floral shops when you walkin right, well some of them do.

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This fridge was like, you know, you could kind of take a
laugh. It was bigger than thewalk in front. Yeah, it was
a walk in for sure. Soyeah, this was the first one.
She was a little too helpful,so I didn't really get in as many
moorgasms as I wanted to, butbut I eased into it. She was
just really doing her job too well. Awkward moments with Morgan. How can

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I help you for this? Ineed some help. I want to put
together like a bouquet for my grandma. Yes, for sure, you want
to come into the fridge, that'swhere the action is. Yes, there's
a lot of very pretty well varietyof colors that would go very nice.

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Oh, these are tuberoses, whichare super deliciously smelly. You might have
been able to spell it in herethat it's almost like a free shot.
Oh getting there yeah, really cool, and they just continue the open smells.
But it's almost like that all theway. Yeah. Right, she

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took a dog off a meat truck. Yeah god yeah, but she didn't
even make a sale with you justaround and lift, which that was I
had this whole story of like I'mwaiting for my grandpa to ie, so
I don't want to buy anything today, but like I could be here any
day. Yeah, so I justwant to see uh so yeah she much
false hope. Wow, yeah,but how do you know? But here's
the thing, but like, okay, so I know you're busy talking,

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how do you not even acknowledge,like what's the right? Not even a
gig. She's just so focused onthe sale. It must be her business.
Yeah, and I was the onlyone in there, so I don't
know if it's you know, slow, super slow day. But yeah,
as we're walking through the walk in, she's handing me, you know,
a flower, and as I smellit, she's talking about the next flower.

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So it's like, yeah, listento me, So yeah, she
was fine, listen to me.More gasting. Hell. So next place
I went to, this I thinkis the smallest flower shop in the whole
world, because the second I walkedin, there's just one fridge door,
right, and it's this what Iassume the mom and dad that own it

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and their two kids are standing there, and so the second I walk in,
there's like no room, not evenroom for me to like change my
mind and walk out go to adifferent place. So yeah, this one
was pretty uncomfortable because the children Ilove. Can I go in the fridge
area or no I can't? Okay, cool? Yeah like it. You

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could barely walk in. I couldbarely get a foot in there. Thank
you to show you that one soyou could smell that shevels already for Oh
yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, Grandma would love that. Yeah,
these are like baskets, so wehave or if you want, like to

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make something personal life can do wellfor your grandma. Oh my oh,
that's really pretty young. Well it'suh, it'll be for my grandma once

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my grandfather passes. So he's gotlike one butt in the grave. It's
okay, he's kind of creep anyways, all right, all right, cool,
thank you girl. So we're standinglike at the fridge. There's nowhere
to go, and so I smellthe very few flowers they have, and
she's kind of like ushering me outthe door in a way. So I
was like, okay, short andsweet, I'm gonna leave, all right.

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Well this person texting over six toone, Oh my lord, I
have to go into a meeting andI can't stand up freaking Morgan. Sorry,
he's really liking it. Yeah,someone is that first flower? Lady's
not even even more of a chanceto get any moorgasms in no, yeah,
which I could have been louder.I guess all right, how about
the give me one more? Yeah? Third shop? All right, another

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small family, but a business thatI ran into and this no kids,
thank god, here, just awoman and I assumed to be her husband.
Husband didn't say a word to methe whole time, was just staring
at me. So I felt souncomfortable. So now you have an audience.
Okay, yeah, yeah, soI guess. So if you see
behind me, here are these flowersthat I brought in. Yep, yep,

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I actually from that. I boughtthem from this place because I felt
so uncomfortable that I felt like Ineeded to put some money in there before
I left. Okay, all right, here we go. Morgasms her awkward
moments at the floral shop. Say, I just want to look at some
flowers to put together and arrange forone. Yeah, I think so,

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okay, go ahead, So thisis your selection here? Yeah, yeah,
right, now I want something thatsmells good. Are these smell good?
Yeah? Yeah? They sort ofus moths some No okay, yeah,
oh yeah that one solls really good. Yeah oh yeah, okay.

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The prices of these on the bottom, this is twenty five Okay. When
someone tells you the prices, yeah, so excited? It just a groan.
Sometimes when somebody gives you a prices, go yeah, hey, that's
way cheaper than I was expecting.I've never had that ro Well, yeah,
I guess you're very excited. Whata deal I want? That one
is ready? You want to payyou some? But if you want to

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base, I can pick some foryou or something together. Yeah, carnation
grossed astromelia like that. Yeah,that's perfect. Actually, yeah, okay,
thank you. There you go.You got some nice flowers. Yeah.
And she stood there as I wroteout the little card, which was

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sorry, sorry Grandpa died, veryemotion about him. Wrote that on there
these hope, hope these help youorgasm without him? You know, did
you write that? You have themright that they write it? I wrote
it. She's standing there. Iwrite it down and I hand it to
her and she put it in theplace, so I'm pretty sure she read
it. What do you have inthere? Carnations? Yeah? What are

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they? That's a terrible book fromhere, I see. It's like Daisies
carnations. It's very random. Baby'sbreath, breath. It is actually not
very well done. It's not holdingup now, Morgan, Which one has
been of the three you've done sofar? Which one was the most awkward?
Nails the Warehouse Club, our KidsFlowers nails for sure, for sure,

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because it was the first one,just sitting there and I'm sitting there
with that one lady and a fewother people that walked in later. But
yeah, at least, like youknow, the warehouse, I could walk
around this one. I could goto a different place or leave when I
got back. Here's a clip fromthe from the nail salon. This is
getting her nails done. Oh ohyeah, oh yeah. I like that.

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And the lady the punctuator at theend of the poor lady that did
my nails was the best response I'vegotten of all these. She was the
one that really, you know,she was giving you some pleasure. Proud
of her. All right, well, I'm good. Morgan goes to the
flowers they just found of Morgan's.We were just talking about after having the

(30:55):
the the chiropractor on. That mightbe a good one. Yeah, Morgan
goes to the chiropractor. Or youknow there's those uh, the Chinese guys
at the mall with the chair massages. And by the way, why is
it always Chinese guys? Legit question? I go to them all the time.
But my question, no matter whereI am, it doesn't matter what
city, what state, or whatever. If there's a massage place at the

(31:18):
mall, it's always Chinese dudes.Okay, I don't know. Is there
a reason for reason? Has todo with the style of the way that
they do it, because is itthere like there's always like a foot chart.
Yeah, but that's just the thecore. They're the ones. They're

(31:40):
the ones digging into you with theirelbows. Clearly don't know what they're doing.
Oh that's not true, because Ileave there feeling great. I got
Yeah, that's too hard. Well, they'll do chair or table. Oh
table at the mall. Yeah,it depends on where you are, but
most of them will offer you thechair of the table. I think there's
a reason they're working at the mall. I have what's their bes this?

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But I have a legit question,like you know, it's all it's always
Chinese dudes, and they're talking aboutme. I know they are to go
to the nail exactly. They're absolutelytalking about you, like fat this guy
is how discussed? Are your handsa fat? Gross body? Yeah?

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Yeah, this is the Wood Show. No crap. Well, the NYPD
was called in by Columbia University becausethey're like, we can't handle this anymore.
Things have gotten way out of controlbecause you know, those those kids
they protest. They took over HamiltonCall, which is you know that they

(32:43):
broke in earlier the day and theybarricade themselves in there with wooden chairs and
metal tables and trash cans and allthis stuff. And they were bringing in
supplies and they were planning to bethere. They were set up. Yeah,
they were planning there be at leastthrough graduation. And so the schools
like nah dog yeah. And sothe end YPD came in. They backed
this truck. I don't know ifyou saw any of the video, but
they backed this truck right up tothe to the building and this ramp one

(33:06):
up and all these guys started streaminginto the building. Yea through the windows.
It was like multiple points of entryinto the building. But like,
yeah, get out. Did yousee the processor that was in the news
And they were asking her like,oh no. She was making a statement
saying, yeah, don't block usfrom from bringing in food, and they're

(33:27):
like, who's blocking you, Well, we just want to make a statement,
don't block us from bringing in foodto people that have, okay,
pay for food. The NYPD isalso in the process of clearing all the
tents of the crap that they setup outside. So I saw a great
meme that said, hey, keepthose tents, you'll need them after you
graduate, get Out, Getting Well, it's official. Bumble is now giving

(33:52):
chicks the option of inviting the dudesto initiate the conversation. Has been talked
about, but now it's actually Iguess uh, it's active. So the
new feature is called opening Moves andthen lets female users set a prompt which
guys can respond to. This soundslike something you might actually be interested in,
Sea Bass, because you can beall witty. So here's the example

(34:13):
they give. The prompt is whatdo you like about my profile? So
this gives you a chance to nagright off the bat. Well, that's
true. I've seen this on Bumble. It's one of my faves because you
can make it anything you want.But the idea is that you're signaling to
the guy that he can initiate thechat. Right now, when people say
that to me, I'm always notgoing to respond to them because it's I
know you're not trying, I knowyou're not interested. I know you're sending
this out to a thousand different guys. I have one on Bumble, and

(34:36):
tell me what you think. Whatanimal would you most like to give birth
to? Okay, alright, let'sask the ladies raving something small sammy a
dog yappy, and then it wouldbe mine, and then sea beasts couldn't
be like, oh, you're noteven a mom to that dog. You
need to yes, I did well, as is a farcical question. I

(35:00):
would then have a playful response.Okay. There's also some new other new
features, like these badges that saywhat kind of relationship you're looking for,
so you'd have like the life partnerbadge or a fun casual dates badge,
things like that. Badges have funand bumble. Also now highlights common interest
right the top of your profile.Matches. Yes, it's true, they

(35:20):
said. They say what you saythings you might be interested in. It
has you know, photography or whatdo you what does yours say? I
used to have like joke ones inthere. Then I realized I was getting
like bad matches. It was like, you know, spa days or something
and all these basic bitches. Soit's like comedy bars, photography, like
you know, stuff like simple stuff. Okay, long walks on beach and

(35:40):
no not hiking everybody, insightful conversation, Yeah you should put it. Hearing
about your day right listening in Cloud'sthe problems we put in the joke ones
like insane cloudpossing how to get thesemating acts? I see people like you
have to be a little honest aboutthat one. Yeah, I mean the

(36:01):
dating app thing. I brought itup again, like it seems like it
would make it way easier, butit doesn't seem to be the case,
like in a lot of ways.Yes, it depends on what you look
compared the odating apps. No,I'm saying just as far as meeting people,
it's easier for chicks obviously. Youknow, guys I think seem to
be having the same amount of success, But I think Bumble would be the

(36:22):
best one to be on. Yeah, or Hinge. A lot of people
have success on Hinge. What's thething with Hinge? Like, what's there?
It's it's just it's less because youget you get a very select number
of people. Like that's the problempeople have with Tinder. It's tinderstill the
slammed one. Like if you're justlooking at hook up, Yeah, it's
just it is. But again theodds are not in your favor. But
wells soo Hinge is more discerning orwhat it's just more yeah, like intentional

(36:45):
less options, So you you can'tjust be like, I'm just on here
to swipe and waste You've heard thisfrom Morgan. I'm yeah, I've tender
just to waste the time. Yeah, just as threw around. So it's
like, like Miss Sammy was saying, it's people who actually want to not
just have a pen pale, notjust look at photos. I want to
meet in real life. Well,we have a stat recently that X percent

(37:06):
of people meet online nowadays, Iwould think it's one hundred percent. It
was low. It's really low becausethere used to be so much stigma about
it now right, how do youhow would you not meet somebody because yeah,
because you avoid all the I havea boyfriend. Well it's great for
people who aren't big into, youknow, just going to the bars just
for the sake of meeting somebody.Like I'll go to a bar like for
a social thing, and people arelike, oh, I don't want to

(37:28):
meet up with Its great, Butlike if I'm like, man, really
gotta get out there and meet somebody, Like, I just don't know if
I would be motivated enough to getup go out to a bar just to
hang around off chance that I mightmeet somebody, go to like Buffalo Wild
Wings, because Lisa. Yeah,that's what you gotta do. There's the
hint and yeah, we begin anothernew hour insensitivity Trading for a politically correct

(37:53):
world Wednesday morning. It's May twentyfour. Right, appreciate you being here,
being part of this whole thing thismorning. I'm Whatody. That's Ravy
great Gorey, good morning. Hey, what's up Worrie? There's a menace?
What is up? We go toySea bats. We got Sammy phones
are uping for you. Eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. That's eight

(38:14):
seven seven forty four, Woody.You can also hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eightseven. We got the menace word of
the day, you guys. Allright. It's one of those things that
as we were talking to people andlooking through what people have left on the
Woody Show reddit page, uh huh, thread whatever, whether it's thread right,

(38:35):
yeah, let me a subreddics subredreddit. Yeah. Yeah, it was
one of the things that people said, man, we need more of the
menace word of the day. Welove learning, yeah, because yeah,
that's why you tune in. Youtune in to learn stuff, right,
that's why they want to hear it. Yeah, that's right, because they
want to learn. It's like me, right right, menace, word of
the daytime we have a word ofthe calendar. We give them a page

(38:59):
from that calendar. Uh huh.And on that page has the word that
we ask him to properly pronounced,or he calls it burnounce. There's a
pronunciation guy there to help him along. Also the definition of the word,
which he will read to us.And then there is a sentence sentence.
So that's where where the words beingused in that sense as an example,

(39:20):
and usually with a bunch of otherwords I learned as well. Yeah yeah,
all right, so, uh,menace. What is today's word of
the day? Quintessential? Jesus,it sure is bunny funny, which you'll
be right back. H he hasbeen alois also we'll be right back.
Okay. The definition is perfectly typicalor representative of a popular kind of person

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or thing, not popular particular,particular particular kind of person or thing.
Okay, nice, perfectly typical orrepresent native of a particular kind of person
or thing being a coincidence not alluh quincceine quincine all right, quint essential,

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so quintessential. And then you haveI don't even know that word coincidence,
not coincidence. You just read theword, right, what quintessential?
Right? But then this is uhq u I n t E s s
E n c e. I've neverheard that used to any, have you.

(40:38):
It's the noun version of of course, not essential, talk to.
It's one of those definitions where theysay, oh, this adjective, it's
just they, But you just saidthe adjective, say the quintessential. All
right, So if you got ridof Quinn's, what would that word be,
uh tense, no, no quintif you got rid of Quinn starting

(41:01):
with the yeah, start with thee, Like, what's that last essence?
Right? Okay? Quin ensence,quintessence, ensence. I've never heard
that word ensence, not ensense,essence, essence. Okay, so it's
not coincidence. It's quint quintessence,quintessence, quintessence, Okay, tensence,

(41:25):
whateversense, got it? Yeah,all right, all right, sentence.
Ancient Greek philosophers claimed that there werefive elements earth, water, air,
fire, and a fifth substance thatwas made up of objects in the heavens
that made up objects in the heavens, going Latin, I thought I read

(41:47):
it through Latin scholars called it quincentence. No. Now, this is when
sentence from the words quintus meaning fifthand estemia meaning yes, the words meaning

(42:12):
m evaluate into a into or moderndefinition of ideal, a potentially heavily example
of something like chicken. You knowwhat this is? Okay, you know
what this is. This is youever used like a speech to text on
your phone to text somebody, Thisis what would come out, and you

(42:36):
know you're looking at it before yousay, and you're like, wait,
what the hell? And you haveto go back. You have to edit
it a thousand times because it hurdwhat you said, but it completely got
certain words wrong, and then itmakes it the whole thing where it doesn't
make sense the last sentence it says. The words meaning evolved into our more

(42:57):
modern definition of ideal, a potentiallyheavenly example of something like chicken. The
problem is, too is he doesn'tread it naturally, so you don't know
what's the next like the yeah.So the words meaning evolved into our modern
definition of an ideal, a potentiallyheavenly example of something like cheeking. That

(43:20):
sense doesn't even make sense. Youwon't even read it correctly, is there?
Yeah, quint like you're trying todon't use quintessential in that sentence,
like that's the quintessential no definition?Yeah, not in that last sentence.
He didn't, But Latin scholars calledit, yeah, tense sentence exactly like

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the fifth essen What is Why dowe call it the quintessential example? Why
is it the fifth essential example?Because it's the fifth thing that fits that
thing perfectly, that describes it perfectly, that comes from like the meaning of
like the ether that like other worldly. You're very quiet. It seems like
you're grabbing for froust. It's aninteresting word definition, like it's not earthly,
it's not firely. Are you following, Sam? I am? But

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I agree with Raby. I hadnever heard that word before either, and
feels like it's just kind of reachingon some stuff, mega reach. Quintessential
is the word of the day,and it's not even used in the sentence.
Okay, that's true. But whenyou hear quintessential, you know it's
an adjective. Yeah, So thereforequintessence is the right Like you could say,

(44:28):
I don't know, like we're supposedto know what adjectives announcement. Right
word. I thought it was justa word. Now so I'm taking a
deep Yeah, now we're breaking itdown. So you could say, oh,
that's quintessential Raby. Sure, youcould say Raby's the quintessence of whatever
you're talking about. What old chip, Well there's your educational person for great,

(44:51):
I've never heard better. Clearly questionfrom the text not on I has
men has been wearing his sleeve lately? What did you do with that same
question for the past I don't knowhow many years and that would be,
but is somewhere got rid of it? Yeah, I don't have it for
folks who for one around six yearsago, this was a sleeve that surprisingly

(45:13):
a chiropractor brought in saying that,hey, because of the metal patterns in
the sleeve, we can make menof smarter What I did wear with bread
farv who's got like the The onlyreason I had it was I didn't wear
it because it was too tight.So just to answer everybody's question that we
have every I don't know a coupleof weeks, I do know, I
knew I no longer have the sleeve. As you can tell, it's gone

(45:39):
forever. Stop asking show his next. Hang. Oh yeah, that's the
start right there. Show Welcome back. Big scandal in the news. A

(46:00):
vegan cheese which was a finalist forsome kind of cheese award got disqualified because
the dairy industry found out. Yeah, okay, yeah, cheese. Dairy

(46:21):
industry found out. So this isthe this is the talk of chese world.
That's what happens in the beef world. With the land based stuff.
They say, don't call yourself meat. Yeah, oh Greg, what about
that? So Greg likes adventurous cheesesand stuff. I sent this to Uh,
I sent this to Greg. I'mlike, they called the most dangerous

(46:42):
cheese in the world, right andhere they'll they'll explain exactly. Uh you
know how this thing happens here listento this. Here we go and I
saw this in real life before him. Then I can get here's something important.
This is the most dangerous cheese inthe world. Sorry for the voiceover.
Marzu cheese from Sardinia, Italy,because there are thousands of maggots on

(47:07):
this cheese, so many people areafraid to try. But it's also the
presence of maggots that's what gives thischeese its unique taste. And texture.
Mars And cheese has been around forthousands of years. It's made from sheep's
milk. The workers first squeeze outthe milk, then they pour it into
a big pot. The temperature needsto be kept at seventy five degrees centigrade,

(47:29):
otherwise the proteins inside will heat denatureand the cheese can't be made.
Then they need to cool it downso that the goat's milk and the goat's
milk mix well. Afterwards, thesediment is removed and drained to form a
cylindrical shape, and after three weeksof drying, the workers will remove the

(47:49):
rind of the cheese so that thecheese attracts flies to lay their eggs.
This is the local cheese fly.They eat and lay eggs at the same
time. In two to three months, these maggots will hatch and eat the
cheese, and then they expel themagain. This process will be repeated many
times. It's a process that turnsthe original cheese into a soft casu Marzoo

(48:13):
flavor is a bit like a deliciousice cream. I doubt it greg if
they say it tastes like a deliciousice cream, but it's maggot made cheese.
Couldn't my head around that. There'sno way on your feet. So
they kind of they chew it upand digestive for it, you like baby
birding. You know, maybe there'ssome coffees that do that. Little little
maggots. Yeah, like the civetswill eat it and poop it out the

(48:37):
beans and then they make coffee fromthat. Yeah. Oh and it's better
somehow, I know, And howdo they What's always fascinating to me is
it's such a detailed way of doingit. Seventy five degrees centigrade? How
did they figure that out? Hey, we should make some maggot cheese,
right, Oh, it's seventy six. It didn't work, guys? How
about the how about the person whosaw that maggots had created like whatever,

(48:59):
like, oh my god, what'swrong of this cheese? They looked at
it, go, oh god,there's maggots in there thrown away. Why
don't you just throw it away?Why'd you go we should try it?
Well, because from thousands of yearsago they couldn't throw away because that's the
only thing they had started. Yeah, but I looked at it, you
still saw maggots that were like yeah, I'm going for it. The world's
most expensive cheese is six hundred dollarsper pound, and Greg am I saying,

(49:22):
right, puel cheese looks right fromfrom endangered donkeys. Oh that's Siberia,
poor things milk and donkeys cheese.Yeah, well that's yuck. That's
what I was when I was readingthe Genghis Khana documentary. That a book.
I should say. They would drinkfermented horse milk, so you can,

(49:43):
you can, you can donkeys havemagats eat your cheese. Okay,
so back in that time, Iunderstand. Right now now the people are
like, yeah, they probe themselveson being like a super adventurous eater.
Why that's tradition. Now that tradition. No, no, no talking about
the people who are just like theweirder, the better they'll eat it.

(50:04):
It's like the hot sauce people,the hotter. It could be like,
burn your ass, you can't tasteanything, you're in pain, and you
still subject yourself to it. Peoplewho are like, why is it?
Why was anybody eating the testicle ofan animal for talking points or the intestines
for talking points for talking points atthe party? Yeah, you know what,
I tried like the gizzard, that'sthe stomach. Oh, it's good

(50:29):
chicken gizzard. It seems like itwould be really chewy. It is very
chee. Uh. This little threeyear old girl in North Carolina told her
mom that she heard noises monsters inher bedroom wall. Now I equate this
too when people go I saw analien and they go, oh, well,
it must be an alien. Thenright, let's tell the news.

(50:49):
Like the mom didn go, well, I guess there's a monster in your
wall. Yeah, let's call thenews. No, there was a real,
realistic, makes sense to me explanationfor the whole thing. There was
something in there. Indeed, sixtythousand bees. Oh it's and the exterminators

(51:10):
have spent the last two weeks workingtrying to get them all out. Here's
a clip of the of the month. There is day ten of all this
bee stuff, and we are finallygetting into my daughter's room. There are
some bees on the ground. There'sjust bees everywhere. They're like little land
mines because they can still sting youin debt. This is going to be
a long process. Hasn't been ableto use any of her toys or anything.

(51:32):
We're gonna have to open up thewall actually to get some of the
electric repair. And yes, Ican still hear buzzing going on in the
wall. God it sucks. That'swow fun. Yeah, that blows.
It does like you have a waspsnest your door and some hogs. Yeah,
but why they just like, youknow, tape the whole place off.
Hey guys, there's a monster inthe wall. Yeah, they went,

(51:53):
no, there must be a reasonableexplanation for this. And turns out
it was Bees Bees. Yeah,I see it. The comparison or Sully.
We don't know, right eighty fourWoodie, Oh what you mentioned Aliens?
I learned something about three hours ago? Yeah, I was like,

(52:14):
what did you know? Oh boy, you probably knew this, and you're
gonna go ooh you didn't know?Wait wait, so wait, hold on,
you just learned this? How long? A two hours? A couple
of hours ago, A couple hoursand what you're just working on work stuff?
And well, yeah, and Isaw it. Okay, I thought,
what, okay, really, okay, I'm really I'm really curious about

(52:36):
you. Guys already knew this.Yeah, so go ahead and make fun
of me. But in the movieEt, yeah, I thought ET was
AE hundred percent puppet slash robotic.There was a little without legs inside of
them. Yeah, I didn't knowthat a little kid didn't have legs,

(52:57):
right, he was without legs.I can't remember his name, Uh,
find it out and I had wroteit down somewhere. Yeah, he does
like he was born without legs.He happened to be like conventions and stuff
like. Yeah, I didn't knowthat, did you know that one?
Yeah? I knew there was aperson. I didn't know he didn't have
any legs at all. I thoughtit was just like a midget. No,
it was a kid. I thoughtit was just puppet like. I

(53:20):
mean there was robotic ones there were, and apparently that kid isn't the only
one. But he did most ofET's walking and stuff like that, or
you know, shuffling away. Ithink I saw some of that in like
the Spielberg documentary really, because therewas a lot of behind the scenes stuff
on a lot of the movies.I watched that documentary. He wasn't in

(53:42):
there. I didn't remember that.And he gets around on a skateboard mostly
right. Yeah, So Michael Patrickis his name? Well I believe it
was his name? Was his name? Oh yeah, yeah? Yeah,
yeah, no, no longer.Really when did he pass? Oh?
Look, he's always on skateboard,right, I mean it makes sense,
right, I mean will I didn'tknow it was the eighties. You probably
have better things you can use now. No, he used the skateboard until

(54:07):
he was an adult. Yeah,well there's a there's a funny. You
know, I love fun facts,Craig the piggyback on your fun fact.
This is an all babe or apsychopath. I'm looking at at this kid
who played et. Right, there'sa family on YouTube that goes to different
graves of people, like they're atthe grave of this kid, okay,
and they have picnics there. Wow, that's weird. I'd like it.

(54:27):
Famous people. Are they celebrating him, Yeah, they're They're not making fun
of him, relating to him.They just know. It's just a family
that's like, we're going to findthe kid who played the was Scure and
have a picnic into their grave exactlyand then post it. Yeah, and
then shoot a video about it.Yeah, that is creepy. Why,
that's my question? Why for thegrand they've got two thousand subscribers. Oh

(54:52):
they're building Okay, that's weird andhe takes his kids, he has a
measuring take to show him. Thatwill be I'll be talking points later in
life. Yeah, you know whatmy dad used to do in nineteen eighty
three. You would drag us tothese cemeteries the country. Oh that's weird,

(55:12):
obscure actors and performers. But youlove picnics, Craig True. And
a picnic in a cemetery that ispicnic, not a fant of cemetery is
so depressing. All picnics suck.Picnics are fine cemeteries. No more.
What he shows next thing up gotpeople? This is the show. Well.

(55:36):
Greg Goory shared a fun fact thathe had just learned this morning.
Was for the break we're talking hoursago, and he had just learned that.
You know the old nineteen eighties moviee t Classic which Raby hates.
It's not my favorite. You hateit only gonna say it's not my favorite.
You have railed against this movie anumber of times, Yeah, saying

(55:57):
it was one of the worst ofall. It's so good. I don't
think I only saw the one timein the theater, really that back then?
Yeah, how do you even rememberit? And we and why do
you have so much hate for it. I think because I went very late
in the run and I'm like,this is what people are crazy about.
I love that movie. I waslike not feeling it at all. It

(56:17):
was over hyped. We were talkingabout nostalgia movies like just Instantly trans transport
you back, that's one of ame tea. Yeah. Universal Studios Orlando
still has the E T Ride AndI was always and these kids were annoying,
especially Drew Barmore's kid. That washer best movie. She was adorable.

(56:43):
Man. Anyway, Greg just learnedthat there was actually, uh a
kid, like a person inside theet costume has no legs. Right,
Well, there were actually three peopleapparently. We learned that because I looked
it up because I didn't know,uh that the good the kid didn't have
any legs. I guess only oneof them didn't have any legs. There
was another one who was like aworst midget whatever. Right, And he's

(57:06):
the dead one. He's the onethat died. He's the one that SeaBASS
was talking about where the family wentto the gravesite had a picnic on him.
Our apologies to the family of MatthewDemerit. He's still that's the legless
one of this cape on the skateboarder. He's now an adult and he was
always got a cool fanny pack.Yeah, well great, he's got no
room for pants pockets, got nolegs, got to carry his stuff.

(57:28):
That makes sense. Yeah, stillstill alive. And then there's another one.
I'm not sure who the other guyis. I think it was a
woman. Yeah, and then andthen the other times it was just puppeteering
and robotics and stuff. But whenI found out there was a human in
there, what blew Gregg's mind?It did? It's like R two D
two. There was a Yeah,there's a dude. What's his name?
Kenny Kenny Baker? Kenny Baker.Okay, that's the one I have an

(57:50):
issue with because all the Star Warsgeeks say he was such a great actor.
You yelled at me one day.I made fun of it. You
gave me the silent treatment for likea couple of days. Yeah, that
sounds like I think it's when hedied, right, I don't know.
And that came up in twenty sixteen. Yeah, the geeks are saying he

(58:12):
was a great actor. That musthave been when, because of course we
covered that. Yeah, yeah,yeah, everybody. Of course, the
character where Kenny Baker's concern has nevercome out of my mouth. Now challenging
you and Bort teamed up against me. Bort said that he gave what was
it C three po or R twoD two R two D two R two
D two personality. I'm like,he literally just rolled around. He's a

(58:34):
trash can. Right. It's notto say R two doesn't have personality,
which he does, but that's whatdoes that's post production person just spinning of
the head. What are you talkingabout? Right, yeah, it's post
production personality. Do you do thatin post production? Back then? Sorry,
Bory, are you reoffended? OrI don't do the spinning on the
head back and forth in post production? It's how it's no what Raby is

(59:00):
correct, it is how that spinningof the head. It's comedic timing.
It's when he spins. What's thenoise he makes? And how right?
I get it that that stuff happensin real life, sure, but it's
how it comes together in post exactlyright. All right, So now we've
officially a polytracted Yeah, apologizet notdead, not dead, He's not dead,

(59:20):
but we are taking a break holdon, not only do I like
regular raby like cartoon raby boom,where's the jack Bravy cracks my ish up?
Yeah, hey, if you wantto go to a baseball game on
the cheap Menasa spotted a deal onAngels tickets, he guys. Yeah,

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I was on the game time mapbecause I've just been looking at lately.
Uh see what the deals that theyhave and the Angels games. I looked
one dollar you can get tickets onedog, seven dollars, thirteen bucks.
Get a ticket cheaper than a hotdog. Yeah, it's crazy. The
only thing you can get for adollar. Wow, that's funny. If

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you just want to, you know, go to a game super cheap.
Yeah, dollar for that. Imean that's the thing. I know.
A lot of places will, evenconcerts, they'll start what they call papering
an event. I mean they justgive away a ton or down to a
dollar just to get people in thevenue because then that's where they get them
on the beer and the food,concessions and stuff, rather than getting nothing

(01:00:27):
keeping your tickets at full price,might as well right fill the place.
I like what the Marlins are doing, and I know the Dodgers have done
this before with the all you caneat sections. I think the Marlins one
was like thirty bucks and it's allyou can eat and and it is a
crazy amount of food. Yeah,I'm all about it. I've seen people
trying to take it all down atone day. I still want to go.

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There's a place right by Angel Stadium. I forget the name of it.
It's got that that hamburger cheese burgermedicin. It's the size of the
table. Oh yeah, what's thatplace called. I don't know, see
what's up? Yeah, Texas totwo ninety. I forget the name it.
It's you need to go, yeah, typing giant table sized cheeseburger.
Wow, it's right by Angel Stadium. That name Berger, No, it's

(01:01:15):
not it. Don't turn that badassrid now and we're into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's May one,
twenty twenty four. I'm body.That's raving. Good morning. There's

(01:01:37):
Greg Gory, he menace, Goodmorning to you. Good morning of the
month. Oh yeah, that's good. Hei. We got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.Wood. You can't hit us up with
the text over to two to nineeight seven. I saw him. There's
a brothel in Nevada. They're offeringa half discount to adult male virgins who

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can provide a letter from a therapistconfirming distress due to sexual their sexual situation.
So the brothels owner aims to providea safe and private environment for these
men's first adult experiences them. Yeah, fifty discount. I hope they have

(01:02:22):
like security on hand for the incells that'll take advantage of this. The
numbers show there are over six millionAmericans between the ages of twenty five and
twenty nine who are still virgins,men and women, mostly men. Yeah,
yeah, it's just Americans. Yeah, because it's nice. Attributes the

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increase reliance on technology and social mediamaking it harder for young men to connect
in person. Okay, I wouldagree with that. Yeah. Yeah,
and they hope this offer is goingto help more men enjoy in untroubled and
memorable sexual dating sex. Well,we've talked to these people before. Who's
like, yeah, I just it'sjust one thing led to another suddenly I'm
twenty five. Yeah, but whowould take advantage of this far? Yeah,

(01:03:08):
it happens, though, I havea recommendation of a place they can
go to get action. They don'thave to go to a legal brothel.
My question being what's going on withstrip clubs, because yeah, I think
they may have. I don't knowif it's the pandemic or competition with internet
porn, but they, in myrecent experience, have become buck wild.

(01:03:30):
Oh oh yes, So when whendid you go? So? And within
a month look yourself right? Gettinga couple of bros. We did a
little mini broad trip. I wentto a Philly and Baltimore went to go
see a Philly's game. So Iwant to go see an Orioles game.
And we were sitting around one nightdowntown Philly Ballpark tours, very BROLLI right,

(01:03:50):
yeah, yeah, but we're sittingaround we're on a bro tour,
like, hey, there's a stripclub nearby, let's go check it out?
Nice and I and those two gotwhich place are we at at this
point downtown Philly. I'm not gonnaget down. I'm not gonna blow up
their spot, all right, butif you if you know the area,
you know, oh, if youknow you know this place? Is that?
So it was my two friends hadgotten in the night before, like

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yeah, we stopped by, andone guy went for a dance in the
back and got a full service.Oh of San Francisco the craziest strip clubs
I've ever seen. And I've notbeen to a ton, but I was
at a radio convention in San Francisco. Wasn't living there, and they were

(01:04:32):
talking about this place like, ohyou got a check, Like, no
way is that happening there. Theywere talking about a flashlight room and all
this other stuff that was going onthere, and I go, oh,
whatever, no way. The placesI was used to you walk in,
you sit on your hands, right, is a guy that you you don't
touch nothing but right right right?That has been my experience too. Yeah,
and they're talking about oh no,it's like full hands on. I'm

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like, yeah, are you talkingabout? And so we went over there
with a bunch of guys and sureenough, there was a big dark room
and they hand you a flashlight andyou walk through this room and you're shining
the flashlight around and there are justpeople in there doing it, and so
it's like a live sex show,Like what kind of place is this?

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They had a basket of rubbers atthe front at the front door. There
there was all kinds of stuff goingon this place. I couldn't believe it.
Yeah. So when I was Igot I got a lap dance and
I'm sitting on my hands of course, you know, like my hands are
at my side, I'm not moving, good boy. Yeah, And she's
like, no, you're you cantouch anything I want. I want.
Yeah, I was like, Idon't here. Yeah, I was so

(01:05:38):
uncomfortable. Oh I don't trust thatbecause I felt like someone has just come
over and kicked my ass. Right, So that's what my guy said.
They said, yeah we went lastnight. Uh one dude who's a little
wild. He's the same guy wholost his phone in Mexico after it was
stolen by prostitutes. And but he'slike, yeah, not only did they
full service. She brought out shebrought out a toy putting protection on that

(01:05:59):
and said she would you it onme if I want it? Oh?
Sweet? Whoa? What what country? What the year is this? Yeah,
okay, we're in the middle ofa major US city. So with
the next night, I'm like,well I got to see this place,
let's go. And he goes inprove it well essentially, Yeah, So
he goes in and he disapplated.We're like, okay, there's no way
he doesn't need two nights in arow. What are you doing, buddy?

(01:06:19):
So he goes in the back andme and my other friend are just
having a drink, doing whatever andjust getting constantly hey, you want to
dance? You want to dances?And that's the other thing is gone.
Yeah, there's it's it's so nastyand what not. Yeah, nasty aggressive.
So finally I'm like, okay,fine, but I'm like playing up.
I'm like in characters saying I justwant to find my buddy. Yeah,
so we go back there. She'slike fifty bucks for just the like

(01:06:42):
lap dance, and she goes onehundred fifty for you know, the special
treatment, which I guess what mymy buddy was getting not only then,
but like before h special treatment,and so, like you said, would
for fifty bucks all over the place. She's like to touch anything you want.
I don't want she by the way, you know, with like again,
my experience mostly in Atlanta with stripclubs was and Atlanta's notorious for strip

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clubs, like Atlanta Portland two biggeststrip club cities, but there was etiquette.
You were like they would lap dance, some fection or whatever. No,
No, she was doing everything butover the pants on me. Like
there was no clue, there wasno like coyness about well, you know,
maybe she's kind of touching. No, it was going to town.
Wow. And you could have madethat happen fifty for fifty and for an

(01:07:27):
extra hundred she would have like whathe said, Yeah, that's what happened.
Happened to me in San Francisco whenI was interning in radio, when
I was just starting out. Iwent with the DJs that you know,
had a bunch of money and theylove going shrip clubs. So I go
along and then they talked me upto all the strippers like oh yeah,
this guy's like loaded, he's loaded. He's like the boss of the station
or whatever. Lot and then sothis girl says to me in the back

(01:07:50):
room and she's like, give mea lot, dance, whatever. And
then she she pulls out a condom. She's like, do you have a
Benjamin. I'm like no, I'mbroke, broke, and she goes out
screaming. She's like he's an internlike my friends. So yeah, so
she pulls that and she's like,oh, I'm like, let's looking for

(01:08:11):
my friend. Where is he?Is he in the back? She's like,
I don't know. Maybe for onehundred dollars you can go find your
friends, And of course I giveher the line, Oh, I don't
have it. Oh there's an atmout front, because it's also a full
nude place, right, I don'tthink so, because that's the place that's
that's the rule that I've seen beforewhen if they serve yeah, if they
serve booze, they call it likea juice bar, right, but then

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they can get full nude, right, right. Every city has a different
rule. But if they serve alcohol, they can't. But I also have
been San Francisco. Uh, there'sa couple of other places I've been where
they do serve alcohol and it isfully nude. There is one place on
the east side of Saint Louis,on the Illinois side of Saint Louis.
They had hot tubs, they hada shower and so like they were known

(01:08:59):
for their shower day. And sothey have the two chicks come out and
you would love it. Gregis aregetting the shower and the water's going yeah,
and they're fully naked and they're makingout and they're dill doing each other
and like the more money that theguys would throw bill it was getting.
It was getting crazier and crazier.You can go out back and you can

(01:09:23):
get into the jacuzzie tubs with thegirls only imagine it was. It was
in the town called Brooklyn, Illinois. Look it up on Google mats.
It's super tiny and the whole townis like everything in town is own and
run by the police. Like thecops in town own and run everything.

(01:09:43):
Shower place, Yes, what areyou going to do? So nobody got
busted for anything. Promotion with theshop club. I think the shop club
is called like the lumber Yard orsomething like that. And you could and
you could bring your own beer.It was b y O B. That's
what it was in when I wasgrowing up. Again when I was sixteen,
going to my first tree clubs inNashville. Yeah, we would go
get with our fake id's get atwelve pack or a bill of jack.

(01:10:05):
That is it was very cost effective. So there is a difference, like
there there's always been sex clubs,right. There was another place notorious in
the Bay Area called the Power Exchangefor an okay, and that was like
you know, people just people wouldgo there too. It was like a
swingers thing really, but like peoplewould go there just to have sex.
Entire hotels like that, yes,in the area where you could pay.

(01:10:28):
You didn't have to partake, youcould pay, like that hotel in john
Wick, you know, just likethe Continent, but for justice classy too.
It's just like there's that one motelyou can pay just to watch and
everybody opened their curtains and each roomhad like a different theme, like yeah,
this was dwarfs. There was lesbianone just outside the Oakland, California
Airport, there was one, right, that's the one I'm thinking of.

(01:10:48):
It seems like, dude, I'dnot been to a strip club. It's
been decades. It's probably going on, yeah, but it sounds like the
line is definitely blurred between what weused to be considered a sex club and
a strip club. That's my questionis have we crossed over the line at
least in certain in the right direction. But the thing is, like,

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to mention what she said earlier,it turned me off of all this stuff,
like because I think all I'm thinkingabout is, oh, I would
be the fifth dude tonight that she'sdone this too. Okay, our one
friend, Tony who with the exceptionof Sammy, I think everybody has met
Tony right lot, Yeah, TonyMott. He loves all this gross stuff.
It still no no, I'm sayinghe loves all these gross things like

(01:11:30):
this. Okay, he went medicYou might have been there with us.
We wanted our buddy Joey. Wewalked in, he saw just enough and
he's like, I gotta get outof here. Yeah, it was too
gross for him. I will neversuggest going to the strip club, but
I do have friends that love thestrip club. And what I've noticed over

(01:11:51):
the years, I hate it becausethere used to be when we would first
go, there would be etiquette likeyou would have a conversation with somebody to
wear pants, the buttons you don'thave to rope. You're you're barely even
walking in the door, and it'sjust like, oh uh, do you
have money? You have money?You're like getting swarmed on menace and there's

(01:12:12):
no like etiquette at all. Thatjust had to happen to me here Han
handloaders with cans. Yes, thathappened to me at this place. I'm
waiting again for my buddy and who'sstill in the back. And this girl
is verbal and she's kind of jokingbut not really verbally berating me. Why
aren't you tipping me? Why aren'tyou tipping me? That's how it is.
I look, I just paid thegirl fifty bucks for a basically over
the hands fun time in the backor over the pants fun time. She's

(01:12:36):
like, I don't care, youdidn't tip me. I was like,
good God, let me sit forthree days and drinks. I hate going.
I hate going, but I don'twant to be a party pooper to
say oh no going. Rules inlife, never trust a man of the
bow tie. Also, never trusta person who goes to the strip club
and orders food like they're awesome.Man's lunch? Have you? Yeah?

(01:12:58):
Steak and peeling each that too.We used to do lunchtime promotions with the
guy who's so Anyway, so ourfriend is sick. He finally comes out
from the back, apparently enjoying himself. Been blowing a couple hundred bucks now
at this point, so we're headingand I was say, hey, let's
get out of here. He disappears, he's still on the back. The
next day, I got to pickthem up because we're driving to Baltimore for
the Orioles game. My buddy whowas in the back, his hands are

(01:13:19):
both fully like scarred up and bloody, and he goes, yeah, so
I went to the back. Ipaid for the up charge again for like
the third time. Right, youdidn't even question that I didn't have the
cash And she said, oh,the go to the ATM by the door.
Well, he went by the doorand out the door and down the
alley sprinting is a drunken maniac.He thought he was gonna get this because

(01:13:43):
the bouncers are huge of broken.Yeah. Yeah, he turned to get
back to like make a cut upthe alley. His hands are off bloody,
he said. He turned around.They weren't chased him at all.
Apparently it happens all the time.So yeah, oh what's going on?
People? Oh wow? But also, could I shut out the pink poodle
in San Jose, California and thelistener schedule on there of all the girls

(01:14:08):
that are working. That's the otherthing. There is the very convenient I
seem to remember the women when Iwas a child, being a child,
was a child being like much moreattractive, like anybody can be a stripper.
Yeah, we went daytime stripping once, remember, just to see what
the town was like in the middleof the day on a Tuesday. Right
there was a strip club right upthe street from the radio station where we

(01:14:29):
worked, right across the street,no zoning, right across the street from
elementary school and the playgrounds right outthere. And they're like, the kids
are like along the fence looking atthe front door of the strip club.
We went in. Roaring twenties iswhat it was called, and we went
in there. It was the grossesttalent you've ever seen. But did you
get a good lunch? No,we did not go there for lunch.

(01:14:50):
We went there on our lunch.There was that coworker we had that none
of us got along with. Shewould park way up the street when it
was her shift, and I said, why are you always parking so far
away? She's like, well,all the strip clubs are there. And
she would walk down the streets staringat the sidewalk and find dollar bills from
all this river. It's like,it's just like a river of dollars.

(01:15:13):
More woody shows next hanging on.It's not like thrilling for me drink.
This is the Woody Show. We'rejust talking about this recently. This will
make you hate insurance even more.Right, and by the way, get
ready for a busy hurricane season inthe Atlantic if you're planning vacations or you

(01:15:35):
know, it's going to be moreactive than usual. The experts they've made
their verdictions and they say well abovethe average, predicting twenty three named storms
in one hundred and fifteen named stormdays. Wow. Yeah, I mean,
just look at all the tornado activitythey said, this is this is

(01:15:55):
looking like it could possibly set arecord for the amount of tornadoes that to
have popped up already. And youknow this early in spring to the season
for that. Yeah. So theinsurance thing, So hurricane season begins in
just weeks. Thousands of homeowners inFlorida, they're being dropped by their home
insurance companies. This one guy isquoting the story saying that the letter that

(01:16:21):
he got from Progressive simply said thatthey were reducing their hurricane exposure, so
he'd had to find new coverage.How's that legal? So apparently Progressive is
partnering with another insurance company send guyslike this over to them. But the
price difference is insane. It's wayhigher also last minute, and these guys
are in a positions like, well, I got to carry insurance. It's

(01:16:44):
the terms of my mortgage. Youhave to have it, you know,
I got to have this here.At the end of this it's about to
expire. So then of course youoverpay. And I'm sure Progressive is getting
a kickback. That's my guest,you know, not what's going on over
their flow. That would be myguess. Right. It's also important though
that last year, I guess theydid announce that they were considering dumping about

(01:17:06):
one hundred thousand policies, so itshouldn't be a total surprise. But are
you paying attention do you have areyou on a news alert? Right?
Are you tracking from every day?And by the way, to be fair,
not just to flow, not justprogressive progressive, but man, that
sucks, right, And then ifyou keep it, they double the rate.

(01:17:27):
Well yeah, well if you gowith this other one to the third
party, and that's what a lotof the insurance companies will do, Like
I look, we're not carrying thepolicy anymore, but we will be basically
a third party vendor for these othercompanies, which is how my homeowners insurance
is my insurance in generals through allState, but my homeowner's policy is through
I can't even tell you the nameof the company, but it's serviced through

(01:17:50):
all State. But all State's notcarrying the liability. This other company is.
They're simply the broker, you know, for this whole It's just it's
it seems like every couple of yearsit's changing. I don't see how that.
Yeh, State Farm's doing the exactsame thing in the state of California,
dropping policies because of the fire risk. At some point, you just

(01:18:12):
can't make money, right, yeah, exactly. But that we were talking
recently, what was it the therewas a business. Oh yeah, the
woman. She's got this house cleaningbusiness, you know, mom and pop
business. Successful. They have anumber of vehicles, and these vehicles got
vandalized like these these kids, theseteenagers, big grip of them, came

(01:18:32):
in the graffiti and breaking all thewindows and kicking the headlights out and all
that stuff. And they submitted everythingto the insurance company and their claim was
denied because they had been a victimof vandalism before, right, which is
why you have insurance. That's whyyou have insurance, so dumb. Yeah,
so you need to tell me,like, Okay, just as an

(01:18:53):
example, I get into a fenderbender cars not total, I get it
repaired, and then what do youknow, a clumsy me, I'm in
another fender bender and you go backand they can just tell you like you're
still carrying the insurance, like theyhaven't dropped you. You've already had this
in the past. And there's mypoint, Like if they had dropped her
after that first one, say hey, we can no longer ensure you were
you already did a big claim forvandalism and she had to go find somebody

(01:19:15):
else. Okay, fine, thatI understand. But the fact that they
kept her, she's been paying herpremiums and then she came back with another
claim. They go, ah,now we're denying that you already had one.
Why do I have insurance? Whatam I paying for? Yeah?
That's weird. This is why youmight want to reconsider your mega disdain for
injury lawyers. They fight the insurancecompanies because you might be in an accident.

(01:19:41):
And let's say you missed my pointon that. I didn't miss your
point. Yeah, I understand theirpurpose. I know that they exist for
a reason, obviously, and becauseinsurance companies screw people, and I agree
that. I'm not saying they shouldn'texist. My issue with them is that
they're all the same, meaning everyone of them's on their own billboard.
No matter how fat, ugly,old, whatever they are, they're always
pointing at you. They always havethe same talking points. They're always the

(01:20:03):
best, They're always the best.The insurance companies stay shaking their boots.
See my name on the collarady,They all say the same. That's my
thing. It's it's very much SawGoodman, Saw Goodman aspect of of I
understand that they survey a purpose.I do understand. That's why where I
have new respect for them. Atleast they're fighting these insurance companies that screw

(01:20:23):
you over all the time because they'regoing to offer you three bucks for something
that you should get three thousand for. I'm just just saying, just do
it without the billboard. Yeah,Yeah, how are people that you're the
best? Yeah? I understand that. It's just there eight they all say
the exact same thing. It's literallyall the same talking points. That's what

(01:20:45):
I'm saying. I just I thinkthey're all the same. I wouldn't even
know how to choose one at thispoint. Yeah, if you really need
the one that says they'll fight foryou. Right about how scared, the
narrows it down to twenty scared.It's pretty easy. Companies are to all
of them. See who's good hasnot? Eight seven seven forty four Woodie
hit us up of the text overto two to nine eight seven. I

(01:21:08):
feel sick. I got diarrhea.My mouth is trying. The Woody Show.
You made it, and just intime, the Woody Show is back.
Welcome back now, Greg. Yeah, you were just saying something about
your memory. Oh yeah, I'mknown for my sharp memory. Yeah,

(01:21:30):
he said that, being sarcastic.Yes, I don't remember ten minutes ago.
Yeah, I didn't know any better. I would think that Greg's partner
Mario had one of those things theyhad and men in black every night when
he gets home. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't
remember. Lots of stuff I don'tremember. But anyway, this is good

(01:21:51):
news for you, Greg, okay, and even for me. At this
point, it's happening a lot,oh more and more. According to doctors,
there's a degree of forgetfulness that isperfectly normal, even necessary for our
brains to function properly, and theybelieve that forgetting is a natural part of
the memory process and that it servesan important purpose. Our memory systems are

(01:22:15):
not necessarily designed to remember where weput our phones or our keys or man,
where'd you leave that water bottle?Okay? Memory is more like a
like a brain wiki page where detailscan be edited and updated over time that
allows your brain to store more generalinformation and adapt to new situations, like
our brains are wired to prioritize informationthat is relevant to our survival and well

(01:22:38):
being. So if it didn't meetthat, right, yeah, minutia or
yes, But I'm good at habitslike I know where my phone is,
my keys are, I do themin the same place as all the time.
I just forget chunks of my life. Yeah, like large chunks of
my life I don't remember. Yeah. Do you never forget people? You're

(01:23:00):
like, oh, I used tohang out with that person all the time,
and then you totally forget about him, and then randomly you'll have a
memory later like, oh, yeah, whatever happened to them? Oh?
Absolutely, yeah, yeah, absolutely, definitely my good buddy that I grew
up with, he was my bestfriend growing up, Like, we don't
talk a lot at all. Iwould say once every three or four months,

(01:23:21):
and then we'll have a conversation.But it's really weird how even when
you don't talk to somebody that you'rereally close, you know, I still
consider myself to be really close tothem, but just distance and life,
yeah, everything else. There wasno falling out or anything, and then
I still consider I'm one of mybest friends. But he reached out to
me the other day just to checkin, Hey, man, what's up.
I haven't Yeah, and we justwe just started catching up. And

(01:23:45):
it's weird how you just pick rightback up right, yeah, wherever you
left off, like there has beenno time. Like that's the best.
But it's weird though, when kindof along the lines of what you're saying,
man is I saw a couple offriends from high school somewhat recently and
they were talking about other people whowent to school with and I had no

(01:24:05):
clue, and they're like, youremember Rich. I'm like Rich who?
Yeah, he was in our class. He sat next to you, like
in psychology or whatever. Rich,what's no recollection of these people that just
happened the last week we saw somebodyin the hallway and goes, oh,
I think that was so and soI go, who the hell is that?

(01:24:25):
It used to work here? I'mlike, when they do, yeah,
I could remember. It's frightening sometimesthough, Yeah, and E actually
I remembered who that person was.But it took a minute. Yeah,
it took a minute. When youwork in a building with lots of people,
there's lots of turnover to Yeah,you guys were recently talking about reminiscing
about something that we were all partof, and I didn't even tell you

(01:24:48):
we did something really fun, andGreg's like, we did what Look,
oh yeah, we met that guybefore we did at that event event.
No kidding, what are you talkingabout? Wires eight seven seven forty four
Woodie, And it's over with thetext over to two two nine eighty seven.
Don't E give me started on names? Oh, well, everybody has
that issue. Yeah, I thinkthat's universal. Yeah, but how quick?

(01:25:12):
Immediately right when I meet them,Yeah, immediately they say their name
and then I forget it. Yes, but right. People always try to
get me to use the like it'ssome kind of like mechanism trick. Huh,
yeah, I'll do that. I'llrepeat the name Apple. Yeah,
it doesn't matter if you find somethingthat works, let me know, gravy
ravy, right, because then you'vegot to remember all that stuff. Yeah
right, What was the mechanism Iused to remember this name? I guess

(01:25:34):
whatever would be that first comes tomind, Like when you see them,
Like if you said, oh,he's wearing a blue shirt, blue starts
with me. His name is Bill, Bill, right, then you got
to remember the blue shirt thing.Yeah, no, I forget. Also,
whenever I meet somebody, it's niceto see you, Good to see
you, yeah right, yeah,not nice to meet you. Oh no,
we met last week? Yeah?Like oh egg on my face.

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(01:26:42):
that I already purchased. I wasn'ttrying to buy anything new. I already
purchased it. But the credit cardthat we have on file for our Apple
I D you know, for youknow, renting stuff. You are buying
the movie off of Apple TV andit so we had to put a new
credit card in there because I didn'thave a current credit card in the system.

(01:27:04):
It wouldn't even let me watch amovie that I had already purchased.
That's so bizarre. So it says, in order to watch this, you
have to update your payment profile.I'm like, why, I've already purchased
it, already paid for this,So I have to have an active credit
card just to watch something that I'vealready bought from you. I can understand

(01:27:25):
obviously you want to buy something newor you want to rent something. I
get it. Oh, Greg,if only there are a solution of this.
Oh, I don't know DVDs yeah, and you hit play. Yeah.
But I did see this thing aboutNetflix. So like, let's say
you have like a canceled credit card, any subscriptions that you have directed toward
that card would also be canceled.That's what a lot of people think.

(01:27:46):
But you might be wrong about thatbecause Visa started offering a new service to
merchants called Visa Account Updator, whichworks with a network of banks to create
this virtual tracking service of your financialprofile. So with that service, a
company like Netflix or you know,anybody else that you might have to subscribe
to, could automatically update your creditcard information. That happened to me.

(01:28:11):
I've happened to me multiple times.Yeah, with this Visa Account Updator,
with you know, whatever card yougot on file. So if you're thinking
about canceling a service, like,don't even think about you know, just
hey the canceled card. Once that'sdone it, it's going to be doing
the trick. And no, youactually have to go the extra mile.
You got to take the steps tophysically cancel the subscription, get the confirmation

(01:28:32):
of the cancelation. It's weird becausesome companies will do it and some won't
because like I get probably twice ayear, I someone steals my card number
somehow whatever, get a new card, and half the things I'm subscribed to
will stop working. But the otherhalf will do, Like, what are
you saying that's going That's why I'msurprised that they that they do that,
because if you cancel because somebody gotyour card, now you get a new

(01:28:56):
card, you just automat Like,so somebody takes your stolen card and they
sign up for a subscription, issomething just because the card got canceled,
whatever you put down for a newcard would then update their stolen subscription.
I think. I think I don't. Well, like when my car gets
stolen, I don't. It's notsubscriptions. Typically it's one off stuff.
It's gas stations and whatever door likemaybe has doors door dash. Oh yeah,

(01:29:17):
because I think a lot of thesubscription things they want. They want
you to have a billing address andinformation. It's not just I can go
to a point of sale like thecell phone company, Direct TV, Apple
obviously, like they don't. Noneof those companies are doing it because every
time I gotta go in there everything, every time something changes or they send
you the new cards. Yeah,you gotta go in there and you got

(01:29:39):
to update everything. Most of mysubscriptions now pay through PayPal, and then
it's so easy to go in thereand just don't send them any more money.
Yeah. See, that's that's whatI was doing through you know,
when I'm buying stuff like an apple, I d yeah, apple apple pick
because I can see all the subscriptionsand just you know, turn off,
go right there. It's so cool. This one's good through whatever this date

(01:30:01):
is. Yeah. Now that's that'show you do it. That's how you
do it. Eight seven seven fortyfour. What he is the number that
you call in during the show,after the show that becomes the after hours
voicemail and uh, before Ravey doesthe nerd out, I do have this
Ravy centric after hours voicemail. Thisperson this this woman was crying Rave,

(01:30:23):
Oh crying right. I'm just likekind of tore up right now because you
did. And sorry to say that, but the Ravy eulogy and I'm just
like done. I can't. I'mlike bowling right now, Like Raves,
you and I sold me. Meand my man have separate rooms, girl,
and we still kind of love andbone, you know. But every

(01:30:45):
time I watch the show, I'mjust like, oh my god, I
can't wait to hear what Rave saysabout it. And then you're just like,
yeah, that show rules, andI'm just like, yep, I
knew it. Oh god, Ican with this, Raves, Oh my
god, you're my spirit animal bitch, and I can't. I'm like over
your bowling Woody, everything you saidabout raise and tenfold and the tenfold trust

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that carried out her. I'm done. I'm done. Rave. Just don't
die because you know what I mean. We don't really want to love,
you know, spirit animal, yourbest and your part time lever, everything

(01:31:27):
lesbian. Right, that's what youthink your takeaway from well, yeah,
of course to be your best friend. That that chick wants to scissor hard,
that's just going to get crazy.She wants to bother mad doughnuts,
right, okay, do it.Today is National Chocolate Parfe Day. I
should really start with this one.It's it's May Day, so May first

(01:31:49):
is May Day, okay, grassComedies. It's also a phone in sick
Day. It is Agriculture and LaborDay. It's also Blessing Day, so
bless you, less you see it, bless you see it, Stay blast.
It's a Frequent Flyer Day, alsoNational Purebred Dog Day Babies. Today's
Learn to Ride a Bike Day.It's also Therapeutic Massage Day and Happy National

(01:32:14):
Black Barbershop Appreciation Day. You guys, yes, appreciate that is all.
Today. May first with Raby,all right, what you got in the
world of nerds for this story goesalong with something you and I were discussing
last week with a Deadpool and Wolverinehuge movie coming out in July. And

(01:32:36):
you said, you've seen the trailerand you think that it looks like a
lot of fun. Well, ifyou've seen the trailer, then you know
it has some concepts that were introducedin the Loki series, like the CVA
and the Void. There's also conceptsof multiverse and incursion. Now does that
sound like gobbledegook to you, guys? Well. Director John Levy says there

(01:33:00):
will be no homework required to enjoythis movie. Said his goal was to
make it for the already established fans, make them happy, but also create
a movie that anyone can enjoy.Quote. I made this film with certainly
a healthy respect and gratitude toward theRabbit fan base that has peak fluency in
the mythology and lore of these charactersand of this world. But I didn't

(01:33:24):
want to presume that this movie isbuilt for entertainment with no obligation to come
in prepared with prior research. Sonow you know, okay, so had
to know. I can enjoy iton my level, what you can enjoy
it on his level? A lesserlevel? Well still just a different level.
It is a different though, becauseI think the trailer I really enjoyed,

(01:33:45):
but I completely whiffed on. Haveyou have you not seen any of
the depel movies so far? No? I did. I've seen the first
A lot of references to the formthe first two I'm saying, like where
people are freaking out about him jumpinginto some like the portal, yes,
helmet thing, Yeah, like thehells that bright Antman's giant head is there
with the teeth still intact. Yeahlike what Yeah, apparently you don't you

(01:34:06):
can just did you watch the trailers? So good? You would like Deadpool?
It's fun watch the first one,Greg start there. It has our
legal friend TJ. Miller in it. Before he got canceled. Before he
was canceled, he will not beHe was a big star Deadpool and Wolf
Rainge. Speaking of Marvel, ChrisHemsworth, he yearns for more everybody.

(01:34:30):
He's looking to break out of theseaction hero movies. That he's been doing,
said he wants to work with directorslike Christopher Nolan, Greta Gerwig,
Martin Scorsese, and Spielberg. Hedid say that Darren Ornowsky, who produces
that adventure documentary series of his,Limitless, is developing a couple of potential
projects with him in mind. One'sa dark comedy, the other one is

(01:34:50):
a sci fi project, so thatwould be a little bit different. His
next project, not so much.He's stars in Furiosa, which comes out
at the end of the month.That's a prequel to Mad Max, and
this one tells the story of Charley'sBarren's character Furiosa, being played this time
around by Anya Taylor Joy. ButChris is like the main bad guy and
he has weird makeup on, Likeyou can't even tell that it's him.

(01:35:14):
Like you look at the trailer,You're like, I hear Chris Hemsworth,
but I'm not seeing house is pieye right exactly. Chris also takes the
blame for the failure of thor Loveand Thunder, saying I got caught up
in the improv and the wackiness,and I just became a parody of myself.
I didn't stick the landing. I'mraving for more nerd stuff. Check

(01:35:34):
out the Nerd Not podcast at thewichieshow dot com. Nerd All right,
thank you very much, Raybels,Yeah, duh. It is time for
your birthdays. Andy Porno birthday show. It's shivery gonna, It's shiverday.
We don't sit. It's shiver day, and you know we don't do all

(01:35:56):
right. Starting with the celebrities,Let's start with Tim McGraw. You guys
about Yeah, Tim McGraw is fiftyseven years old today, mam. He
looks so good for fifty seven.Oh yeah, how about that. Darius
McCrary, he was Eddie Winslow onFamily Matters Mom Matt's forty eight. Julie

(01:36:17):
Benz, who is Rita Bennett onDexter. She was in a bunch of
other stuff, The Vampire. Yeah, yeah, she's fifty two. Wes
Anderson, the writer director, isfifty five. You got Ray Parker Junior
who is seventy, Jamie Dornan ChristianGray and fifty Jade of Gray is forty
two, and Paul Tuttle Senior fromAmerican Choppers is seventy five. It's gonna

(01:36:42):
say dead, but no your bornof birthday today is Leelu Moon and today's
birthday Girl. She's been laid morethan a plane for a full of tourists
landing in Hawaii. She's been intwo hundred and fifty six five films,
including Vacation Penetration. Yes, shewas in Double Dong Fun in the sun
Lights Camera Anal Volume one. Shewas in That's Someone's Mother Volume TI.

(01:37:10):
Yeah, remember that she was fantasticand rimming Rental and who can forget her
unforgettable role in Horny and Open toAnal. Okay, you know Leelu Moon,
who is forty one years old today, and that is your porno birthday,
your celebrities, and that is alsoa look at what's happening in the
world of nerds with your nerd OutReport. We're gonna take a quick break.

(01:37:32):
We got some more Wednesday Woody Showfor you. Next hang up.
Well to that, I would respondyour mom's box, it's the Woody Show.
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.All right, Well, that's gonna
do it for Wednesday Morning. Everybodyfull show podcast waiting for you. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com todayon that full show podcast. It's the

(01:37:55):
return of morgasms. I love it. She went to the flower shop and
while she was just checking out someflowers, you know, Mother's Day is
coming up, Yeah, and enjoyingthem, really enjoying them some some morgasms.
That's on the Wednesday podcast. Alsotrending news headlines, Menaces word of
the Day. Yeah, adding anotherword to MENACE's vocabulary, maybe even your

(01:38:15):
vocabulary. It's the educational segment ofthe show. Ravey's Nerd Out and more,
all on the Wednesday podcast. Thereat the woodieshow dot Com coming up
for you tomorrow. It's going tobe a Throwback Thursday. And so Ravey's
got something that's one of those bestof sevens. Yeah. Okay, so
these are all TV themes, correct, So it's like throwback themes for the
most part of the I found theRolling Stone list that said the greatest TV

(01:38:38):
themes, and so I tried Iplucked from that. Okay, shows that
are relevant to us. Okay,so not necessarily a throwback Thursday, but
sure that And it's been a minuteWoodies Show weakest link Oh my god.
Yeah, So that and more Thursdayon the Woody Show. In the meantime,
You can leave us whenever you goton the after hours voicemail eight seven

(01:39:00):
seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Wody.
Or you can always find us onsocial media at the Woody Show on
the social media platform of your choice. Raby, Menace, Sea Bass,
Sammy, anything like that. No, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Yeah, remember that life is veryshort, so spend a lot of
time online arguing with strangers about politics. Waste your life, right, don't

(01:39:26):
waste your life? How fun withthat? I guess that's some people's entertainment
though, right, I mean Iguess so like maybe like the stuff that
we find that people will say,oh, well, you're wasting your life
watching House Hunters, Greg, whichI would argue that we are not.
Please. I wish Raby is wastingso much time on the Animal crossing,
so many hours watching thousand pounds Sisters, Menace Ever, crocheting Sammy. I

(01:39:48):
mean, you know, so muchtime wasted. Go there and live your
life, right, But I agree, dumb, dumb and to waste the
time. Thank you very much,Greg Gory, thank you so much for
giving the Woodies Show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you backhere on Thursday. Have a great day,
SMDBM. I quit this bitch.