The Woody Show May 31st 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, Dumbass Spelling Bee, Craigslist Price is Right & More!

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning, everybody, Good morning. Well
it's Wednesday morning. It's the finalday of May. It's May. Thirty
feet Noise twenty twenty three. Helloand welcome. We are The Woody Show.
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made it. You're here. Thankyou for listening to the Woody Show giving
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stuff today. We're gonna play theCraigslist price is right yea. Also some

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of the trending news headlines, allthe big stories for today, the redneck
news. Raby's got some nerd nowthat more. Trip to the Woody show
mail room or go to show mailcall good coming up here in just a
few minutes as well. Got somestuff about work to start with. And
this study found that workers value paidtime off more than having employer funded health

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insurance. Okay, that's well,I mean they're both important, you need
both, both are important. Imean I would take the health insurance over
time. Yeah, over the time, I'm saying. Yeah nowadays, maybe
I'm saying if I had to prioritize, yeah, yeah, you know,
I want, I want and Iexpect both, you know. But if

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it was going to be like,let's just say that one or the other,
one of the other, I thinkI'd have to take the health yeah
insurance, yeah, all day,because dude, you have one, you
have one thing that goes let's Godforbid, you get into an accident or
some kind of health thing comes outof nowhere, which is always the way
it seems to happen. It's likepeople go, oh, yeah, I

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knew I was gonna be getting cancerat some point. Doesn't even have to
be an emergency, just anything standfinanci I'm saying. But the people who
end up in the hospital, anykind of hospital stay or any kind of
like what ends up being like somekind of then chronic condition going forward,
and that will bankrupt you immediately.Yeah, you know if you don't have

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them. I mean, it's gonnabe expensive either way, because it's not
like the company insurance will cover everything. Right. Yeah. So this this
research, it found sixty two percentof the fifty nine hundred people they pulled
that it's extremely important to had paidtime off for vacations in sick time agreed,

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compared to the fifty one percent whosay that the employer funded health insurance
extremely important. Okay, Yeah,And they also found that nearly half of
the people who get paid time offdon't use at all, which that used
to be us used. Yeah,truly, that used to be us well
because we used to. Well yeah, and it wasn't because like we thought
like, oh, we're just notgoing to use it. It's because we

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were just kind of like scheduling vacationas they would come up, like we
didn't have any kind of plan,right, you know. And so with
so many people now, it juststarted. Man, for the longest time,
it was just me and that wasme and this other guy, Tony,
and then Raby joined and then itwas myself, Raby, Greg and
Menace and it was just the fourof us. Now there's what nine ten

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people, Yeah, that work onthe show, So we have to do
some more coordination. And thank godwe did that, and we sat down
and we plan out all of ourvacation weeks. I mean sick Times did
something different, but we plan outall of our vacation weeks number one to
make sure that we use them becauseyou get them for a reason and you
do need them, yeah, andyou live for them. You need them

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to just reset your brain, tolet your body reset at yea to have
a life and to go do thingsand whatever. But also just made it
easier for everybody else to know whenone was coming to plan for it,
because sometimes like we would leave ittill the last minute. Oh yeah,
and then you try to go booksomething. Yeah it was just too late.
Say, still much more money too, not booking last minute? Yeah

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right. The top reasons for notusing all of your allocation paid time off
is not wanting to bother coworkers withextra tasks or potentially fall behind vation.
Yeah, they'll bother you. Youdo it all day now. I do
wish this was a job where it'slike, let's just say I really didn't
feel well the night before, itwould just be easy to take the next

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day off. Yea. With theway the show works and the way that
this thing operates, it is it'salmost mission impossible. Impossible. Yeah,
it's it's the very least going tobe a mega hassle totally or even just
to take a couple of days offlike we just did for the long holiday
weekend. Like I spent so muchtime over two days doing work for the
show that really it was I wouldsay it's I was pretty much after you

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know, the one family thing.It was pretty much just like a standard
weekend. Yeah, you know,if it really saw like you know,
how much you know downtime there was, right, Yeah, but only about
half of the World Worker Survey it'seither they're extremely or very satisfied with their
job, while only a third arehappy with how much they get paid.

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Uh. The two thirds here saythat they're extremely or very satisfied with the
relationship with their colleagues. Okay,sixty five percent said they have at least
one close friend at work. I'llbabe. Yeah. Nearly eighty percent feel
that they're treated with respect at work, with sixty five percent saying their contributions
are valued a great deal or atleast a fair amount. Wait, how
much was that respect number? Okay, yeah, eighty percent. You don't

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feel respected at work? I meanbecause we ask you to do stuff like
immediate I answered questions. I'm fine. Yeah, think about that part.
Yeah, I don't even think they'relike, am I being respected? Yeah?
I've never thought about it, tobe honest. Some other things work

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related things here. These are somelessons that people say they wish they knew
in starting careers. Oh god,yeah, I can name my number one.
What's that? Four? Oh one? K I started that way later
in life. Yeah, my numberone. I mean, in hindsight can
be a really helpful thing. Itdoesn't help you, but you know,
the same token can start your fouroh one k earlier. But when you're

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entering the workforce. M I thinkI've told you guys, I had a
financial expert, say just set asidefive hundred dollars out of every paycheck.
I'm like, right, that wouldn'teven cover my rent. Like I needed
every penny that I earned just tosurvive. I'm not. I don't have
five hundred dollars to put away.So here are the top twenty, Like,
after talking to all those different people, here are the top twenty things

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that people say they wish they hadknown at the beginning of their career that
a healthy work life balance is important. Although I'm pretty convinced that I think
that's just something that people talk about. Work life balance. Is that really
a thing? Yes? No,I don't think that's a real thing though,
because I think definitely is a realthing. I don't could not be
a real thing. Many people talkabout it, but like, I don't

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think that's one of those things thatit's that really truly exists, because even
because even if you think you havethe perfect it's one of those things where
it's like, oh, if Ijust made pick a number, do the
next number of dollars a year,I'd be happy, and then you get
that and then that's not enough.Are you saying that fifty fifty half your
life is work half is outside ofwork? Is not real? I'm saying

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people feeling that. You ask anybody, I don't think anybody would say they
have a healthy work life balance.I think achieving that and feeling that is
impossible because I think like once youfeel like you've achieved it, then it's
not enough. Then you want more. It's just something that you're never you
never feel is truly a balance ofyour life back. Yeah. Yeah,
No matter how much balance do youhave, I think you'll still feel like

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you don't have that balance. Ithink that applies to you, but I
don't think that applies to everybody.Yeah. I think the people that are
happy with work life balance are thepeople that are just happy with being.
You know, if you want moreand want to do more, then you'll
never have a work life balance.Uh. This is my number one.
It's okay to say no, whichI was very bad after the longest time,

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and I've more recent I would sayin the last five years, I've
gotten really good at it. Beyourself at work. It's okay to make
mistakes and fail. True, it'shard in that moment, though, right
stick to your values. Also agree, be patient and that's a hard one,
and I agree. I am.I'm very impatient, and it's one

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of those like watched pots, neverboiled type situations. But man, if
I if I look over the spanof my career, which I've been doing
this for a long time now,I would say patients is a very very
important part of it. Interesting,you know, especially now, because I
think everything is just sped up,like we expect things faster, we expect
things on demand totally. You know, everything's at your fingertips. Expect things

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yesterday. Create boundaries and stick tothem to prevent burnout. Agree, don't
be scared to ask for a raise, don't be afraid to take risks.
Do you open the feedback. Don'ttake a job just for the salary.
Also agreed, I had. Ihad a choice at one point between two
different jobs, and I saw abetter opportunity and more longevity and the other

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one, and it was it wasless paid. I took that one,
thank god. Not only was thatI get better networking out of it.
Ended up being a better job,and the one that was the better pay,
that station was gone, I wantto say, within a year and
a half of my turning that jobdown. Yeah, you don't have to
tick every box of a job description, be open to career changes in pivots.

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Agree find people who inspire and motivateyou. I agree with that.
Sure. I am on a questright now. I'm looking to be inspired.
Yea, yeah, because I'm alwaysthinking about like the evolution and the
next steps, the next thing forthe show. You got to keep things
interesting rightly. And I'm really I'mI'm looking everywhere and I'm listening to everybody,

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like I'm waiting and trying to findthat inspiration that motivation upskilling on a
regular basis, that's crucial, Likelearning some new thing or whatever. A
career break is okay too. Connectingwith others about work that's important. Never
losing perspective, we talk about thata lot. Invest in building a good

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relationship with your boss and your colleaguesalso important, okay. And then the
last one, which I have areally hard time with, being your own
cheerleader. M not very good atthat. Yeah, yeah, But those
are just some things. The toplessons of people which they had the new
when they started out on their careers. If you can think of another one,
get us up on that text overto two two nine eight seven any
other ones in the room. Imean really good, It is good.

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Yeah. Not a whole lot aboutmoney on that list, Like I thought
it would be safe for the futuremore at the early age. Well,
I think that's just more about yourfinancial life. This is something specifically.
But when work offers a four ohone K and you don't take it,
I wish i'd I mean, allmy jobs offered it and I'm like,
no, I'm not going to takemoney out of my paycheck. New Yeah.
Yeah, I think they're very lastone. Beat your own cheerleader.

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Absolutely. If you wait around andwait for everyone to say you should do
this, that's never gonna happen becauseeveryone's focused on themselves. Yeah. If
you're waiting for them to come toyou about like some kind of other opportunity
with the company or even within yourown office or whatever, Like, you
gotta be the one who is vocalabout that. You gotta go for it.
Yeah, you gotta. You gottachase that down. True. Yeah.

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Um, And then the other onelike I said before, is uh
um, just the patience. Patience. It's okay to say no and you're
gonna fail, that's you know.I mean I think about, like,
man, how many times have Ibeen fired? Right now? And you
always think it's the end? Yeah, you always think it is the worst.
It's so scary. Has everybody inthis room been fired? Yeah?
Yeah, no you haven't been fired? No, that's right, you quentn't.

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I did? Yeah, so I'vebeen out of work, but I've
never been. Yeah. It's scary. Yeah, it's really weird. It's
scary the first couple of times,but then it's fun. Imagine that that
you've never been fired. I know. I know working at a radio that
it's so unheard of. I know. I say, you haven't really been
in radio until you've been fired.Right, Well, I guess I haven't
been in radio. Maybe it's comingOh oh wow, yeah, hang tight

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all right? Eight seven seven fortyfour Woody Head is up, with the
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I want to send my love tomy favorite radio show, The Woody Show.
The cast members are Woody, Ravy, Greg and Menace. Great cast

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The Woody Show. Welcome back everybody. Hey, hey, yeah, what
is today? What the holiday?I'm all mixed up? Wednesday Wednesday?
It is Wednesday morning, you guys. You heard it here first, Yeah,
it's May thirty. First we haveRaby's Nerd Nouth, the latest of
the world of Nerds coming up herein just a moment. See what else
do we have for you? Wegot some of the holidays we're gonna get
to We got the Woody Show,mail call after hours, voicemails and whatnot.

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At eight seven seven forty four,Woody, A couple of the holidays.
Today it's a National Smile Day,National macaroon Day. Okay, no
thanks, no thanks. Autonomous VehicleDay, nice, all right, So
self driving cars here you go.Greg, You're gonna love it. Raven's
gonna hate it. It's a Nationalflip flop Day. Love it odd,

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love it so comfy as you're notcomfortable, break your back no way.
Saw some video the other day withsome sport he was he was he was
talking smack on the street to somebody. But he's on a bike and he's
he's riding the bike with flip flopson. H yeah, and he got
his ass kicked. Oh really yeah, not surprising, right, but I'm

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like, who's riding a bike withflip flops? That gets Yeah? Wow?
National fisher Folks Day. So Iguess you can't see fishermen fisher women.
Yeah, so National fisher Folks Folks. First I've ever heard that.
See National Savior Hearing Day A right, world, No Tobacco Day, all

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right, And I didn't know it'sgoing on this week, but this week
it's the Scripts National Spelling b itis. Yeah, I'm late. Yeah,
what are you doing here? Man? Yeah? Menace spelled tobacco,
bacco. Sammy spelled tobacco. Goahead and write it down, right,
all right, this is just animpromptu little thing. I think we're gonna

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have to do an actual an actualspelling and actual spelling, right, Yeah,
I mean the scripts is the legitone, you know, the one
it was like multiple National Pancake Daysor like every week or a donut Day,
Yeah, donut day. Alright,you write it down, all right,
Here we go. Tobacco t AB A cco. All right,

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T A B A C c O. Nice job, menace, Sammy T
O B A CCO and Sammy isyeah, tobacco. Uh what about Uh
let's get one more for for menace? All right? All right? Autonomous

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autonomous says he loves it so muchhe's reading about it all the time.
Yeah, I don't retain it,all right, A T M Oh,
why don't you write it down soyou can see it that way? You
can visualize it might be easier thatway, because what he still thinks that
will help? Yeah? Yeah,I mean sometimes sometimes if you see it,

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Yeah, you got into drugs.All right? Um, all right,
autonomous since it's autonomous vehicle day,I think it's even worse now.
But let's story, okay, TA T A what autonomous autonomous? And
then M O U s E.We start from the beginning. You start
that one of yeah autonomous. Youknow self cart told you it was worse

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when I wrote it down. Buthow can you look at and say it's
starting with the T. I knowthat's not correct? All right, here
we go. How about the AT O M A U se non duck
autonomous? Do you have a stabat it? Here? A U T

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O N O M O U SWow again Wow wow. All right,
apparently apparently I'm doing drugs mind blowingand she's getting enough sleep. You are
in drugs. If you think writingit down helps. Yeah, it's autonomous,
Yeah, it's autonomous. All right. Uh, let's go to the

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after hours voicemails eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. Uh. Here'sa question that we got on the after
hours voicemail. This person wants toknow whence the last time you cleaned your
microwave. Hey, man, I'mnot really that hammered, didn't everything,
But I have a question for youbecause I was just doing like a pizza
in the microwave, Greg Gory,Man, one was the last time you
cleaned the inside of your microwave?Because no one ever does that? Man,

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So I'm gonna have another beer inmy pizza. But oh, by
the way, Raby, by theway, he says, nobody ever does
that. Are you on drugs?Of course you do that because you get
splatter on the inside and you cleanit those second it gets splattered that way.
You don't don't let it build upsstuff. You wipe it down the

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same way you wipe down the stovewhen you're done cooking, or the countertops
when you're done with all your stuff. So when the last time, I
don't know the last time a microwavesomething, I probably cleaned out the inside
of it. And next time Iuse it, I will clean out the
inside of it. You don't keepon cooking the splatter, right, Yeah,
that is a bizarre assertions. Andhere's the thing. If you don't
get to it right away, andyou know how, sometimes it'll like really

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dry on there because maybe you've ransomething else with the microwave. It's really
crusted on there. You can takea little bowl of water with some lemon,
like a half a lemon sitting inthe water and put it on there.
I think it's like for like twominutes. Yeah, and that,
yeah, it creates the steam andwith the lemon in there or whatever,
not only does it smell nice,yeah, but then you can just ease
it's like a paper town, justwipe it out. Now. The last

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time I cleaned my oven oven,my actual oven, that was a while
back, and it was like usingum tear gas. It was so crazy,
real stuff. So thinks of thepowerful yeah, it makes the whole
house reek. Yeah. My moveis if it gets too dirty, to
throw it away, get a newoven. Yeah. Yeah, speaking of

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lazy, after I was voicemail eightseven seven forty four. This person wants
to beat Menace, but they're toolazy. Oh to meet Menace. I
really want to meet you. Ialways plan on going out being my girlfriend
loves fuddy. Yeah, I alwayson going out, But when it comes
down to it, I'm just likeman, I s worked the fool day

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and I have no energy. Butwe're eventually gonna do that and then fangirl.
But like we just we're so lazy, and that's on us. That's
not on you, that's on us. We're horrible fans. So we listen
to you all the time. Nexttime, next time, for sure.
Right by I mean I'm not plentyof places, there's plenty of opportunities to

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come hang out. Yeah, butyeah, do you have to make that
effort? Yeah? That is superlazy. Super please all right, send
youre after hours voicemails to us anytimeafter ten am eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. That's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. This is nerding
out with rabies, much like theway those people nerd out about Menace yea

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Raby is nerd nowt about all sortsof things and what's in your nerd out
report today rabels Now, despite reportsto the contrary, Mark Hamill himself says
he doesn't expect to be a ForceGhost in the announced Star Wars movie that
has Daisy Ridley returning his Ray,and has said fifteen years after the Rise
of Skywalker, there'd been those storiesout there that he was going to return

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in Force Ghost style, and hedoesn't expect that to happen. Meanwhile,
he talked about working with Bert Kreischerin The Machine, saying, what you
see with Burt is what you got. He's got this exuberance, this larger
than life quality. He just hasfun every moment. So that's all real,
And he was just being himself oncamera. So I thought he did

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a great job. Yeah. Ithink we all agree with that. Yeah,
of course. Now, according todirector Jeff Rowe, it was Tony
Hawk on a podcast who leaked thisnews that Trent Resner and his composing partner
Atticus Ross have done the score forTeenage Mutant, Ninja Turtles, Mutant Mayhem,
was that going to be some bigreveal by somebody else. I don't

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know. I would be keeping ita secret. Yeah, because the movie
comes out on August second, sothat's not that far off. But Rowe
confirmed it on Twitter, saying,well, now that my teenage hero Tony
Hawk has leaked that my music heroesare doing is I can add that the
score is absolutely amazing, exhilarating,terrifying, heartbreaking, full of sounds I

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didn't even know existed. I don'thave the vocabulary to describe it. I
love it so much. Wow.Score for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I
get it. The score that we'llnever hear menace might hear it? Yeah?
Well, Resner and Ross they wonan Oscar for scoring the Social Network,
and they've worked on several genre spanningprojects in movies, TV, video

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games, including Call of Duty,Black Ops Two, Quake, Watchman,
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, GoneGirl, and the animated movie Soul.
We'll get ready for another oscar then, Oh for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Mutant Mayhem. Thank you August second. I'm raving for more nerds stuff.
Check out the nerd and podcast atthe Woody Show dot com nerd. All

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right, thank you very much,Rabels. Yeah, we got some more
Woody Show for you next. Hangon, I thought, you know not
that thought. Wow. Anyways,the Woody Show will be right back.
I don't know if that's a dudething, but I'm not a dude,
so I mean I'm not a chick. Right. This is the Woody Show.

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Are we were into another new hourof insensitivity training for a politically correct
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with a text over two nine eightseven, got a brand new redneck news
coming up here in just a minutefor you, and the Scripts spelling beat
is happening this week. Scripts Scripts. What does that stand for? I
don't think it stands for anything.I think it's the name of like a
company or there's a scripts answer toReally maybe maybe that's what it is.

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I don't know. I didn't reallylook into the details a scripts buff right,
but it goes over the course ofwhat three days or something like that
day? Yeah, but that's goingon. So Google Trends they released this
list of the top trending how tospell searches in all fifty states, so

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like, uh, you know,in whatever state, how to spell whatever?
What's the top one in each state? So overall, if you just
look go overall some of the easierwords that people have a hard time with
sugar, sugar, sugar, quarter, yeah, science, daughter, and
Nevada's got a real problem with theword problem. Yeah, like there how

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to spell problem. These are shockingothers overall beautiful efficient etiquette, Like all
right, I'll give him that.What I'll agree with. Mississippi, it's
how to spell gray g R Ay is more common here, but over
the UK, it's g R Ey, which is more common and more
fancy. Yeah, but I'm neversure, like you know, because I

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know, like Gray's anatomy, thenthere's the other gray, right, that's
the thing. I'm like, huh, I usually do E what g R
E y y. Yeah, I'mgonna start fancying it up, though,
fancy it up. I'm gonna goe y from now on. In Kansas,
can't remember how to spell Tennessee.Okay, it's miscellaneous. In New

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Mexico, embarrassed in Kentucky and thosearen't so bad. People in Pennsylvania are
looking up how to spell people morethan any other state. Missouri can't spell
February. Delaware can't spell those.That's tough, that's t h O S

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right e yess. I mean thoseAlabama can't spell daughter. They spell at
C O U S I N yeah. Professional. In Wyoming, Shenanigans,
that's the raby word. She lovesthat word. Shenanigans. In Michigan,
I don't know how off you're lookingto spell that, But kindergarten in Minnesota.

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Iowa can't spell Thursday, and howto spell George is the top training
search in Arizona. George, George. That's very random. The hell yes,
George, George, J G EO R G E George, You're
a genius. Or I just happenedto be looking up the Scripts company the

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sentence learned about Scripts, he Idid. It's Broughton, Idaho. Hold
on, okay, go ahead,bloody, and I'm just looking over the
map. Some of the other onestell us about scripts. Scripts is a
broadcasting company that started in the lateeighteen hundreds as a newspaper company. But
I was like it, mister Scripts, I'm assuming, Yeah, there's a

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guy, George, George. It'sGeorge. H. No one else,
no one else is telling you thattoday about no no, no, no,
everybody's talking about words words. Yeah. Yeah. In Texas it's pyramid
Pyramid. I just swell pyramid Pyramid. Yeah. Uh P E R I

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D E nailed it. M Yeah, I got it. Pyramid. Yeah.
It's worse when he doesn't have paper. That's that's that's that's what I'm
saying. Like he does, writeit down, write it down there,
we may look at it. Hesays. It doesn't make a different,
It makes zero different. If youlike, if you're if you're looking.
Yeah. I mean, if youwant to be extra sad about it,
you can see it written down.Yeah, it's called computers guys. Yeah,

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yeah, just look into that andthings for me. Yeah, someone
figured us since the Script Spelling Beeis going on the George Script Spelling Bee
ooh uh, that we're going tohave a round of the dumbass spelling be
Yeah. Scripts not still alive.I'm guessing no. And it was mad
day we were talking about recently.I forget how it came up. We
were talking about sex Head and likewhat we remember from sex Head classes book,

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it's perfectly normal. Oh yeah that'sright. Sea Bass bought the book
that was that was in the news. Yeah, it's being banned in certain
school districts. Yeah yeah, yeah. We were looking through some of it,
man, Like some of the cars, some of the cartoons are are
pretty explicit. They are. It'sbeen around, apparently in some form of
the other since the nineties. Yeah, but I guess people are just I

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mean, and the cartoons are eighthgrade level, I would guess. Yeah,
not bad. Yeahouse forum kind ofstuff. Yeah, it's it's basic
like kid animey stuff. Yeah.NIS loved all the Wiener pictures. Oh
yeah, I love cartoons. Yeah, it just finally made the list of
things to be mad about. Youknow, they're going down the twenty five
years. Yeah, all right,finally got to it to be angry about

(29:14):
it. It just tended up itsays. I'd say it's about right.
If there were a kid, Iwould have loved that boat. Yeah.
There was something that there was somethingon one of the pages forget. It's
like the following is a cutaway illustrationof whatever, and they basically was like,
you know, it was like apenis chick. Oh, it's oh
that one I've not found. Yeah, I was a somewhere like, wow,
okay, there's just in case youweren't. You weren't getting. My

(29:36):
favorite one is it's a it's awoman boobs out nice but she's showing like
a fake X ray and then sheshows where the baby is, but then
the hamburger that's somewhere else, right, But how's the baby gonna get some
of the hamburger? Yeah, itmakes no sense. Chick looking at her
nether. Yeah, there's a ohyeah, there's a cartoon girl, yeah,

(29:57):
who's like full on bent over andshe's holding the mirror behind herself so
she can look at her vage frombehind. How are you supposed to look
at it? Yeah? I thoughtI thought on the ground and use you
know, forward facing. Yeah,but is it is that something that that
chicks do? It happens. Yeah, when you're in like I don't know,

(30:18):
sixth grade, or if you dosomething's wrong with you, you're just
like checking yourself out. Or ifyou think something's wrong with you, Yes,
you want to check your brazilion.Yeah, if you want to take
a look at your Brazilian cointain acloset mirror. Well, no, it's
like always. I think there wasthere was some TV show I want to
say, like in the nineties,early two thousand. One of them was
like where like all the chicks werelooking at themselves with the hand mirrors.

(30:40):
Yeah. Nice. Yeah, Yeah, I'm sure this came up in a
bunch of you know, maybe likeCity or something like that. Yeah,
something like that. I don't know. But we're gonna be I wrote about
this. Oh yeah, yeah,but we're gonna be doing a round of
the Dumbass spelling Bee. It's allsex ed words. Nice from the sex
Head glossary. Okay, these arethese are the official words, not the
slang guys. Okay, yeah,these are the official terms, the medical

(31:04):
terms. There won't be schlong onthe list. Won't be on there were
balls balls, Yeah, won't beon the list. Meetsicle meetsicle word.
The word is flaps. It's notthat, it's not gonna be it's all

(31:25):
the u sex head glossary. Okay, this girl is really reaching to get
that shot with the mirror. YeI'm saying her head, that's like,
that's like an only fans move.Her head's almost to her feet and holding
her hair back. It's looking good. Them cheeks be spread, all right.
So that's coming up here on theWoody Show. Time for some redneck
news if you think suspenders count asa shirt, And today's redneck news is

(31:59):
from floor with the Police. Theygot a call from some folks at this
apartment complex about a guy who wasmaking people uncomfortable. According to the report,
fifty one year old Christopher Harris wassitting by the pool there at the
apartment complex, pants down oh andwatching port and the phone that he was
watching it on was connected to abluetooth speaker. The sounds were being blasted

(32:24):
out to all the neighbors and allthe other people there at at the pool.
So the cops they arrived and theyasked him why he decided to do
all this in the open at fullvolume. He said, he just tends
to do quote stupid things, soI have a good day. He was
arrested and after they read him hisrights, he admitted to the nice officers
that he had also been masturbating outthere, speaking of a most awkward place

(32:47):
of Joe. Yeah, he wascharged with being a bad neighbor and indecent
exposure. He looked very sad.His mum shot. He really interrupted his
game. Day guy, Yes,yes, pooled got I have noticed that
is a new move on the streets. Menace is it's very uncool to wear
headphones, but it's way cool tohave a Bluetooth speaker at full volume out

(33:07):
pauper cool so everybody can enjoy themusic because your music is what everyone should
be listening to loud. That's fiftyone year old Christopher Harris who was panted
down and masturbating watching porn at theapartment complex pool. And that is today's
red nick. There's a gentleman codeup next. We got the dumb ass

(33:30):
spelling Bee, and it's the sexedition of the dumb Ass Spelling Bee.
We're gonna be talking about the penis, We'll be talking about the vagina.
Do you think that's funny? Buthead? Do you find it amusing that
we'll be talking about the testicle?Yes, We're also gonna be talking about
venereal disease, second winter course,the scrotum, Look what dorus, And

(33:57):
we will definitely be defending a lotof I'm talking about good We'll be back
probably maybe consider the matter, weighall the angles and get back to you.
Welcome back, everybody. Scripts spellingBee has been happening this week or

(34:21):
is happening this week, I shouldsay, And so we decided today would
be a good day for a dumbAss Spelling Bee. And so what I
did is I went online and Ifound a whole glossary of just sex said
terms that they use for you know, uh, you know, middle school,
high school, sex education. Sothese are all the the medical terms,

(34:44):
Greg, you want to you wantto take this? Okay, these
are all the different words. I'mgonna let you because there's so many of
them, it'd be hard to reallyjust decide. It's a lot to narrow
it down. So I'll have Gregjust to draw out different names here at
our names at different words at randomand means you be cool names that'd be
really cool names. You may imaginethat. First names my daughter Chlamydia,

(35:04):
daughter, Philippian, Philippian, go, yeah, Filippiana. The cash prize
for the script spelling is fifty grandreally nice. Yeah. I was that
in the form of a scholarship ordo they actually get the money on?
What is it cash? Good question, big point I'm saying I could see
it being like tuition tuition assistance boring. Yeah, they're not gonna let him

(35:25):
go spend it on you know,Prime, Hello, Yeah, just go
and get a whole bunch of Primebecause that's cool. Nintendo store in New
York. Yeah all right, So, uh, you're gonna write down the
word here, menace, Yes,all right, write down these words.
First word, Greg, first wordis menstrul menstrul, alright, got menstrual

(35:46):
cramps? All right? I wasgonna ask menis to use it in a
sentence. Yeah, But he's he'sbusy writing, all right, he's writing
these down and his paper is foldedso we can't laugh at him. Far
right, busy, right, allright, it next one, greg Oh
vaginal vaginal Oh yeah, m hmm, oh all right, got it,

(36:13):
got it. Well you can goback through these in a minute. Yeah,
okay. Word number three contraception.Contraception. That's a very big topic.
Sounds like a waste of time,you know what saying? Brother,
yea, yeah, yeah exactly.It's called pulling out, pull out and
yeah easy easy, yeah. Andthen you can just douche with seltzer water
or something, you know. Easy, yeah, just clean it out.

(36:36):
Yeah, yeah, no problem,that's right, jumping jack, that's it,
right, Yeah, shake the lastbit out you know that is full
proof? Yeah, absolutely easy kidding. Uh. Word number four, it's
very oh intercourse, intercourse, intercourse, all right, very famous city in
Pennsylvania. Yeah, sign stolen allthe time. And then uh, word

(37:00):
number five, the last word pickingit out of this big container is ejaculation.
Oh yeah, I think I mentionedthis I've used in a sentence.
Please I'll tell you no. Ihave been running across this word in sentences
again and again and again because theway we use it is not the way

(37:21):
they used it in Yield, England. Really like every single Sherlock Holmes book
has this, and they just meanlike a gain, like like, oh,
like a gasp or a shout orsomething interesting. Ejaculation. Yeah,
I'll say, by jove, heejaculated my pen is down. All right,

(37:45):
So we'll go back over the wordshere. Word number one menstrung,
menstrung, alright, word number twovaginal, word number three is contraception,
word number four intercourse, and wordnumber four five is ejaculation. Oh yeah,
good. Question on the text.Is Sammy participating it? I don't

(38:06):
know if we have you been writing? Oh she did, write down,
write it down just in case.I don't think that's where Sammy's main stupidity
lies. But yeah, surprised,We don't know, all right, thanks
stupidity. Yeah, oh my god, bad less mechanical stuff like spelling in

(38:28):
numbers. All right, So wereyou doing our guesses here? Yeah?
How many out of the five doyou think that menace is gonna get here?
Greg Um, oh boy, I'mgonna say, sorry, menace zero
zero, all right, I'm gonnago one out of five. I'm saying
one out of five rave, ohabsolutely zero zero all right? No.

(38:51):
Sorry, we always shoot and wealways go way too high, and it's
always zero. It's always zero.I've learned my lesson this is this is
uh, you're also going zero.I'm gonna go one because I'm being pulled
a little buddy. That's wrong.He's got to give one. Well that's
what we always Yeah, no,no, don't get angry, now,

(39:12):
get all angry. Get one.Yeah, bab you can go get one?
Yeah, okay, get a man. Did anybody have any plus?
These are all women terms for theoil for the most part, so that's
gonna be less in menaces wheel?Did youbody have like of all the words
c bass, he said he'd getone. Do you have a guess as
to which one? I think it'svaginal. I was gonna say that's what
they are. Yeah, that's good. Not to give it away, but
that's the least tricky. Yeah,but again he's Oh, he always surprises

(39:37):
us. This is the menace scale. Oh yeah, yeah, true,
true. All right, manas areyou ready? Yes? All right?
This is the sex edition of theDumbass Spelling Bee And the first word is
menstrel menstrul m e n s tu r A L close close, so
close close sammy m n s tr A l Oh. Wow, Yeah,

(40:07):
alright, wow, nuts, it'szero zero going into word number two.
Word number two is vaginal vaginal vA G n a U L vaginal.
Uh correct, Sammy, v Ag I n a L vaginal.

(40:30):
Very good. That's what I didn'texpect on that one. Yeah, well,
extra extra letters in there. Allright, So sam has got one
minute, still at zero as wego into word number three, sex d
edition of the dumbass spelling B Numberthree is contraception. Okay, alright,

(40:52):
next trigger happy there, Yeah,alright, you ejaculated early. Alrighty sorry
see O N t u A sm A t i o N spelling.
Yeah, fan of the letter R. Yeah, one more time unless it's
in there. C O N tu A s m A t i o

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N contraception doesn't even know what theword is using the sentence man contraception is
for pumps. There you go,slight, Sammy contraception c O N t
R A c E P t iO N. Good. All right,

(41:43):
there we go. All right.Also, Sammy has two Man is still
at zero. Word number four intercourseintercourse. Yeah I N t E R
c O s E. You alwayswant to put ours and words that don't
have them, and then the oneword that does have it, you don't

(42:05):
include it. You spelled quarters cA. I didn't say R no when
I read it, right, R. Well you put the first on and
you didn't put the second. Checkthe list. I n t E R
c l s E. Yeah that'sthe second. Yes, you are put

(42:27):
it all right? I did,didn't put the second the first one.
Yeah, but like the plane better? Yeah? Are you? Are you
so angry? Yeah? Yeah,sammy intercourse I n t E R c
O U R s E noice littlegold star for you dinner gold star.

(43:00):
Well, the fact that the factthat you got any of them wrong is
pretty pretty shocking. Yeah, especiallyone that has to deal with your body.
You've seen a lot. Yeah,yeah, alright, no, see
word number five, ejaculation. Okay, there we go, all right.
E j A c U l At i O N Wow. Oh god

(43:22):
what wow? No, way,yeah, out of nowhere. We want
to read it twice just to makesure dark Horse E j A c U
l A t i O N hegot it. I thought for sure he
put a K in there, right, or R put G in there or

(43:43):
probably an R. Yeah all right, all right, you got that one
the one suck it. Yeah,I could take that slip to the bedding
window. You can, all right, Sammy, want to take another shot
at the menstrul. The other waythat I would have spelled it, I
think was the way that Menace spelledit would be m E n s t

(44:04):
u r A l. Oh that'sstill wrong. Yeah, it's Men's true.
Men's t o t r u al. There you go. Yeah,
yeah, news to me. Tome, it's like whatever, Alright,
well there's the sex edition of thedumb Ass Spelling Bee every day.

(44:25):
Yes, and congratulations all the realspellers in these script scripts script script scripts,
spelling bebe. We're gonna take aquick break more what he shows next
time? Would he show? Willbe back in a gift. I drank
some wine and now we'll be rightback. This is the show. Yeah,

(44:46):
this is the whole show. Yeah, imagine how much crying this is
going to cause. Starting tomorrow,everyone who flies air New Zealand we'll have
to step on a scale before gettingon the plane. And I was like,
uh yeah, the airline says,so they can properly balance the plane.

(45:08):
Quote, we weigh everything that goeson the aircraft from the cargo,
to the meals, to the luggagein the hold. They are aware that
weight is a sensitive subject, right, and they promise you guys it steps
have been taken to prevent anyone fromgetting embarrassed. Quote, we want to
reassure our customers. There is novisible display anywhere. No one can see
your weight, not even us.It's completely anonymous. But if nobody can,

(45:32):
the computer will just assign you aseat. I don't know, like,
how are you supposed to balance?What's the point? Yeah, if
nobody can, say, a giantdigital redhount. I remember, I forget
who we were talking about. Saiddid you do it? Right at the
gate? The little entertainment while you'rewaiting for your flight, Like you know,
when you walk up there, yougot to weigh yourself like you do
your bag. They would be surroundingthat thing, just watching it. Yeahun

(45:59):
and if you're over and weight,then you got to buy an extra seat
or you know, or like thator like why not, you know,
why not then seat people almost liketetris, you know, like you can
get like someone like sammy size nextto someone you know, like my size
or bigger, you know, becauseeverybody wants to sit next to her because

(46:19):
she doesn't take up any space none. You know what I mean? That
sounds like what they're going to bedoing. They'll just do it anonymously,
right, Yeah, yeah, that'sno fun, I know. Yeah,
all right, Greg, look who'snext? All right? What's what's your
bet? You could do bets?You could like know, like some line
leaders been eating like garbage lately.Yeah, Um, you know we're talking

(46:40):
about you know the thing Raby's questionwas, and that delve deck was about,
Um, you know, what's somethingthat you think you know it's made
too big a deal? Yeah,some people were making too big a deal
of There was a lot of peopletalking about the the bud light stuff,
right, you know, which Iagree with. Things have been going so
well for them, so that decidedto go woke instead of staying in their

(47:00):
lane just sell beer. Their salesfell for the sixth consecutive week, even
with drastically slashing prices. For example, they were selling twenty four packs for
three forty nine, So I figuredout what that was where. Um,
they were doing that in a numberof places, but they were offering a
fifteen dollars rebate, So I guessthe twenty four pack was like eighteen bucks

(47:22):
or something, and then you sendin for the fifteen dollars rebate and it
brings it down to you know,three forty nine when it's all said and
done. But they still couldn't getrid of that aging inventory. Um,
and my question is, okay,So I understand people are tired of that,
but you would think if your otherbusinesses and as the kids would say
that, you wouldn't want that smoke, you know, especially with what's going

(47:44):
on right now, right right,and there's all these other brands, like
the Target stuff. You know,they rolled out their kids collection of Pride
Wear. Yeah, Tuck friendly swimsuits. That's fake news. Now, that's
the latest report shows they've lost tenbillion in market valuation and that's over the
last ten days. That Tuck thingis not a real story. What do

(48:07):
you mean that's a fake That's likesome fake thing that was put up on
Facebook that like, well, nowit was for mothers to read and go
crazy. It was an adult swimsuit, but it was it was it was
salt and time. No, Na, that beat you halfway, I did
right before the story broke. Itwas not it wasn't four kids like that

(48:28):
swimsuit wasn't four kids, it wasit's four adults, and it was in
their pride section. But like thewhole story about how it was a kid
swimsuit, that part's not true.What you just said. It was kid
friendly tuck no, no, Isaid they also had these tuck friendly swimsuits,
right anyway, Yeah, and yeah, all right, there were two
separate things. Menace right, don'tneed to talk right, right, And

(48:52):
that's that's a fun thing to dowhen your little kid. It's fun.
Yes, But the like the pridesection has been a thing for a number
of years, so I'm saying anew thing this year. I'm just saying,
like, you know, if you'rea big company, a big publicly

(49:12):
traded company, and what's been goingon, whether you agree with it or
not, Like you know, thesecompanies are always airing on the side of
like, hey, let's let's juststay out of this. Let's stay out
of the fray right now on certainthings we can we can revisit this,
or we can do it in ain a more subtle way or whatever.
And now calls, I guess hasquote entered the chat. According to this

(49:35):
article, what does Coles say?So people are boycotting them for selling Pride
onesies for three months old or threemonth olds, and other gear, including
a T shirt for toddlers that saysask me my pronouns. But again like,
okay, fine, I don't reallycare about any of it. But
but they're the company, and you'remaking these decisions right now, like why

(49:59):
even get involved? But they're ina no win situation. If you're talking
about Target, who's done this fora number of years, and then they
decide, Hey, you know,you know the block is hot right now,
we're gonna just pull everything off theshelves. Then they're gonna get then
they're gonna get crap for that too. Yeah, you know, so they're
in no win situation. This issomething they've already been doing. I think
the difference for a long time.As I was saying, I have seen

(50:22):
the Pride section for several years.But when I walked in right before all
this the fural broke. I walked. He was like Joe, geez.
It was like in your face sortof thing. It's like, oh,
that's a dress. And I walkedright by and got what I was gonna
get. I didn't care. Imean, it is silly like, you
know, a Toddlers shirt asked meabout my pronouns. I mean, you
know, it's one thing I've seen. I've seen some of the other ones
where it's like, you know,it's Mickey and many and there's like a
rainbow or something like that, orI'm proud of my family, fine,

(50:44):
you know whatever, Like I'm surethat's the kind of stuff. I think
it's some of these other things thathave hit the shelves that kind of like
I want to use the word triggered, but like kind of started the you
know, people going and posting thesethings, and well, I think it's
wrong place, wrong time, likemeniss sayings like it's it's popular now to
hate on all this stuff. Soit's just people looking for stuff to be

(51:06):
upset by. Well, maybe movingforward, any social issue doesn't have to
be shown on your back of Eminem'smaampoo. Well, so maybe that's what
these companies might well they had thosewomen's months, Eminem's or whatever. Right
now, I don't know if it'sone hundred percent true, but what I've

(51:27):
been told is like a lot ofthese companies they're backers, they're financial backers,
have to meet a quota on youknow what they're supporting, you know,
for diversity, and so they're justmeeting their quota even if they sell
these products or not. Remember whenthe me too thing was red hot and
like every company you got an emailfrom every company you've ever done business with.

(51:50):
And then like after the George Floydprotests, every company you've ever done
business with, even if you boughta pack of Eminem's, it's like,
you know, eminem Mars or whateverwas sending you an email letting you know,
yeah, right about the first thing. This is our thoughts on it.
Yeah, if you walk around,it's just the latest thing. Everything
on the video monitors is like fillingthe blank every cause on shuffle Yeah,

(52:12):
five six two, I don't careabout it, but let me speak about
it for six minutes. Hey,uh Yeah. Our job is to talk
about the things that are going onout there. I don't I mean,
I don't. I don't want totell you what you do for a living
or whatever. Yeah, So ourour job is to talk about and reflect
what the what are the big thebig topics of discussion going on. We
discussing the concept, not saying thatwe're anticipating in it. Yeah. Now,

(52:32):
when I when I say that Idon't really care about any of it,
that can also be true. Sowhile it is something that everybody is
talking about, doesn't mean I necessarilyhave to care about it. It may
just mean that it's a it's abig topic of discussion and some I'm doing.
But people go, why do youhave to have an opinion on everything?
Because it's literally my job. That'swhat we do around here, That's

(52:52):
what this is. That's what thisis. That's the point. It's not
m's job everything. Their jobs makecandies are exactly exactly an We're gonna get
a quick break. We got somemore oney show come up next second.
Yeah, I don't know, shutup, that's you. I'm still cringe

(53:21):
show. All right, Welcome backeverybody into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct Oileance, Wednesdays,May thirty. First, speaking of sling,
you know, we're always trying tokeep you up today with the latest
slang, feel me bro. Yeah. A newer term it's getting more popular,
especially with gen Z, is bedrotting. Rotting. Yeah, we

(53:45):
used to just call it being lazyor like being a couch potato. But
you stay in bed all day andyou just relax and the only rule is
you're not allowed to feel guilty aboutit. Oh yeah, I can't promise
that. But some people think thatjen Z's obsession with quote self care has
gone too far, and maybe thenext trend should be to get up and
actually do something. No, no, yeah, why change that. Let's

(54:10):
turn you do here and it's merged. It's calling from Oh you should you
know, not overstress yourself too,You're just being lazy. Yeah, I
just really need to take it easy. Yeah yeah. Yeah. One of
the slang terms we were talking aboutrecently, riz Yeah right, yeah,
I heard my nephew use it.N Yeah, Like I'm aware of what

(54:31):
this is. I'm aware of theRIZ maybe right. Yeah. Is he
trying to risk you? He isnot trying to rise me though, Yeah.
I got my master's degree in risiness, you know. Oh yeah,
there's all there's um god, there'sthis one comedian and he does all these
videos where he's imitating. He musthave a thirteen year old or be around

(54:57):
a thirteen year old enough, becausehe nails it. My son's thirteen,
and it's like I'm watching my sonright my wife. My wife just sent
it to me yesterday hold on onesecond. Yeah, this is uh,
you're being ridiculous. Okay, whatis this? What is is that like

(55:19):
swagger, dripping long sto. No, it's Ridge Like I'm the Rizard of
Oz. I'm the starting point guardfor the Memphis Rizzley. I have so
much rizz I have a risk trainingorder. You say, I'll go to
prison. You ever seen the RistineChapel, mom? Or have you never
left Rissouri? Like christ Is Risen. It's supposed to be a mom trying
to communicate with the thirty What areyou talking about? Speaking? I thought

(55:44):
I found saw a great T shirtfor your wife. It said mom,
it goes mom, mother, mommybro noise. That'd be perfect where that
when he's picking up at school andembarrass the hell out of it. Yeah,
oh my god, that'd be perfectmom shirts. Yeah, from shirts
parent comedy parenting. So Robert deNiro, who's seventy nine, just had

(56:06):
a baby with his girlfriend, andnow al Pacino is going to be a
new dad. Nice. He's eightythree. His girlfriend quote unquote is eight
months pregnant. She's twenty nine.Sweet. Her previous relationship was with a
much younger man, Mick Jagger achild who was seventy nine, A selfish
losers, like all of them.Like, I don't think it's okay.

(56:30):
I don't see this kid through middleschool. I don't think it's okay.
I think it's I think it's actuallypretty terrible. It's awful, you know,
And it's very clear what both ofthese women are after. Well,
they're not after a partner after someonetold me to parent with some really long
yeah, really saggy, loose,loose skin, thin skin. You don't

(56:54):
think there's Zaddie's just you know,they're they're interested in the money they're in
just you know, locking them down, you know, getting getting that money
by having this baby. Uh,the you know, Robert de Niro's and
the Albaccinos of the world. They'renot interested in being a part of these
kids lives or for any other reasonthan you know, he's banging. He's

(57:14):
eighty three and he's banging a twentynine year old. Oh yeah, bro.
Yeah, but you know how Iclaim there's nobody likes almond milk.
If they say they do, they'relying. Yeah, I don't believe anybody
who thinks Mick Jagger's hot. Nobodywe have a mutual friend who thinks he's
so hot, And I said,why are you lying? Like you mean
now Mick Jagger now or like time? Really, like there's no way he

(57:36):
was always bit alien issues with eyes. Thinks he's fine, his wallet is
hot, his stardom is hot.But there's no way that's the way it
is with any dude is in aband exactly. He's skinny though for him.
Lewis Capaldi has chicks, right,that's who are He's getting the the

(58:00):
theater kids right, who are not? Yeah? But man, gross,
gross and wrong, gross and wrong. Yeah, that's on those guys,
Like why aren't you hiding it fromher? Why aren't you either getting snipped?
Yeah? Right right, Well becausethey do it. Yeah, they're
selfish at holes too, and they'renot gonna be hands on dad, So
who cares? Yeah, thank godit's the seed. Yeah, but I

(58:23):
don't know, man, I thinkthat'd be super weird too. They called
the Devil's three way when it's liketwo dudes and one child. All right,
decided to a cool and audible andso we're gonna do a dumbass contest
here if you want to play eightseven seven forty four Wood that's eight seven

(58:43):
seven forty four. Let's play theCraigslist is right, Yeah, yeah,
dog zero. So there's a tonof stuff, as you know, people
are selling on Craigslist, some prettyodd things. Some things were like wow,
why even bother? A waste oftime, a lot of it.
Yeah, way exactly. Here's acoffee mode for a dollar. Yeah,

(59:04):
they got like a pack of spongesand they're selling one of the two sponges
that came to the back. Letme drive cross tower for that only.
They just want to meet people,Yeah exactly. So if you want to
play eight seven seven forty four,wody, that's eight seven seven forty four.
Craigsis prices right. The way thatworks is, I have some of
these different things that are being soldon craigslists, have the ads printed out

(59:25):
right here. I'm gonna tell everybodyabout one of those things. I'm gonna
ask somebody here in the studio whoI think has the best shot of giving
us a pretty decent bid on thatitem, to tell me how much they
think is being sold for on Craigslist. You on the phone, as the
contestant, just have to guess isthe actual Craigslist price higher or lower than
the bid that was given here inthe studio. If you could do that

(59:46):
correctly, you will be a winner. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
let's go to the phones and sayhi to Thomas. Hey, good
morning, Thomas. Morning guys.Right, you know we're doing fantastic.
You're gonna play the Craigslist prices,right, And I got an item here

(01:00:07):
for Greg Gory. Yeah you start. I didn't know something like this exists.
But it's a decorative wood case forboxed wine. What I didn't know
that existed either, But now whatI'm buying today says because Greg loves the
boxed wine, which is so convenient. It says, one of a kind
boxed wine cabinet slash box. Thebox slides into this case and you can

(01:00:31):
easily dispense. Let me show youa picture here, Greg, Look at
that how rustic looking? Oh lookat Oh wow, that's looks like it
might be a birdhouse or a mailbox, mailbox, mailbox, birdhouse. I
bother like, I mean, allright, you're clearly not fancy. You're
drinking boxed wine. Yeah, I'mnot not liking. Yeah, you're not

(01:00:51):
about the presentation or if it's boxedwine. Right, But I have the
best thing. I keep it upin the cupboard. So I just opened
the door. There's the nozzle,you know, Gregny, it's one of
those things. Have you I've seenhim on some of these shows um on
HDTV where they it's like a likea tap, like a beer tap,
but for wine. Have you seenthat? And it's built into the cabinetry

(01:01:12):
and so you put the bottles ofwine inside. You dropped like the tube
down into the bottle. The nicethe airport. Yeah, shp minutes of
thirty two glasses, you'd have.Like my problem, Greg, is even
if I'm pouring any kind of dripat your spillage, I know by box
wind over the sink, I dokeep the coast or underneath the nozzle.

(01:01:36):
Yeah yeah, and it's hidden away, Greg. How much you think decorative
wood case for the boxed wine clearlyhomemade. I'm gonna say they're aiming for
twenty five dollars. Thomas. Doyou think the actual Craigsis price is higher
or lower? I think I'm gonnahave to go with higher on that one.
Higher actual Craigsis price is forty dollars, all right, Thomas Hang up

(01:02:04):
one second, Hang on one second, let's go to uh Jason, Hey,
good morning Jason, Jason, Goodmorning, guys, good morning.
We're playing the Craigslist price is rightand let's see let's go with all right,
how about menace? All right?Sweet, all right, menace.
Here we go Fosdale on Craigslist.It's a Taco Bell Crunt Trap Supreme Inflatable

(01:02:28):
pool Float. What I was justtalking about, Taco Bell bort God is
probably from the Taco Bell Hotel fromlike pre plandemic. How does that?
How does that come up? Kiss? He was eating talk about okay,
and sounds like let's talk about that. Let's talk about it. I'm like,
what did you get to talk about? All right? It's hilarious because

(01:02:51):
you love hilarity, ye hilarious.Pool float is the Taco Bell Crunch Trap
Supreme Inflatable Pool Float, size thirtyfive by thirty five US only once had
a great time. Here's a here'sa picture of this thing's pretty bilite,
larr that's big, yeah, larum. I'm gonna say fifteen dollars yea,

(01:03:12):
So it looks like you're just sittingon a big crunch rights are awesome?
Teen bucks, Jason, fifteen buckshigher, larger than fifteen bucks.
I'm gonna say higher higher actual Craigslistprice fifteen dollars on time. It is,
so the prize chose to the contested, So Jason, that is you.

(01:03:34):
Yeah, I'm nice, you know, I think I think there's some
kind of conspiracy going on here becausehis name is Jason Menace. His name
is Jason. At Taco Bell,what's your favorite crunch trap? I mean
I got breakfast in lunch obviously.Honestly, I love the breakfast one sausage.
Oh god, that's a really goodWhat are you at Taco Bell?
Let's go to a madio, Maio. It's a madio wood Feel. How

(01:04:00):
are you guys? We're doing great? All right. Let's is my first
time ever calling a radio station,and it's the first time that my calls
loves through. He made it onthe air. All right. Well,
it's the Craigslist prices rights your chanceto win a prize on the radio here
too, and we're gonna go herewith Sea Bass hair to win all right?

(01:04:21):
For sale on Craigslist. It's thehair laser growth treatment comb. You
probably don't find somebody else for thisone. It says electric head first of
all head massage comb for hair growthreference. It's in a perfect working condition,
comes with the original charging cable USBcharger. This high technology hair regrowth

(01:04:42):
comb is really appropriate for people whowant a hair regrowth right. All right,
here's the picture of it. Youcan tell us legit because it has
its like leasure red lights. Yeah, hello works, it works, Yeah,
it works, Mario. I'm sorry, I have no idea on this
one, and so this is gonnabe just an actually wildcare completely different.

(01:05:03):
We'll go. I don't know.It's cattle, it's fancy. It looks
old, so like fifty five dollars. Oh, it's got a USB plug.
It could be like four years old. Oh, rust folks in gen
Z. It's not a USBC.You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, So what you sayfifty five bucks tomorrow? It's the actual

(01:05:25):
Craigslist price higher or lower than fiftyfive dollars. I'm gonna go with higher,
higher actual Craigslist price, a bargainat fifteen dollars. Yeah, you're
all right, Mario, thanks forcalling, men for listening to the Woody

(01:05:45):
Show. Don't want to end on. Let's go to uh let's go to
Mike Mike Big guys. Uh,this is gonna be for raby yea ray
for sale. It's a drug test, kid, drug test. She's getting
getting high reference. It says passyour next drug test. A complete sterile

(01:06:11):
and hygienic substitute to the real thingcomes pre mixed with an attachable bladder bag.
Oh, making distribution and transportation easy. Quickly warms the body temperature.
Looks like the real thing. Artificial, yes, artificial, it's not a
drug test. Two plus year shelflife package contains an eight hour heating pad,

(01:06:32):
bell, crow belt, and threeounce filled bladder bag. Guaranteed negative
uh yeah, guaranteed negative urine onlab test proof. Way more elaborate than
what I did from my friend.We just went to a bathroom right outside
the testing and I peed in abag. Yeah. And I gave a

(01:06:53):
sandwich bag. Yeah, and here'smy p Yeah. It worked. Yeah.
Like in the NFL, they watchyou doing anything like our peace touching
it. Yeah. I'd like tohave that job, I know, I
got no Yeah, just watch peoplepee. All right, So, Ray,
how much do you think for thisfake you're in drug test? Kid?
Fifty bucks for clean pea fifty bucks. Mike, do you think the

(01:07:14):
actual Craigslist price is higher? Lowerthan fifty dollars? So this wasn't used,
right, this is new. Okay, I'm gonna say a lower raby
lower actual Craigslist price seventy dollars,Sammy man typical y All right, Mike,

(01:07:35):
thank you for man. Sorry Ididn't work out for you. Again.
I don't want to leave it ona loser. We have number of
callers. Let's uh, yeah,if only we had more callers. Wait,
let's go to John. Good morning, John, a right, good
morning, good morning, good morning. All right. Let's see Sammy hasn't
had one yet, all right,Sammy for sale on Craigslist. Let's a

(01:07:59):
stand tie die forty ounce cup limitededition. This is those big giant Stanley
mugs at chicks love caring around?Right now? Boys? Is that what
you have? Your? Yeah,bottle is enormous. It's a it's a
handled mug, but it's a tallyou know, it looks like it looks
like a regular like water bottle likepeople care around, except it's got to

(01:08:20):
handle on it. It's massive anda straw it says, I have a
brand new Stanley Citron forty ounce cup. These are limited edition colors. Bought
too many, but I'm so obsessedwith them. Hempting. Yeah, I
figure what comedian said. But like, were we all dying of thirst in
the eighties? Right? Yeah,here, I'll show you. I'll show

(01:08:40):
you. It says it's a quencher. Do you put soup in it?
Look at that? Yeah? Yeah, like a green tie dye cut.
It's got like a griffin. Likedthe animal on it. Okay, pretty
stunning is what it is. It'spretty cool everybody, and everybody needs one,
huh or several like this person?Canna say ninety dollars? How much

(01:09:04):
do they retail for? I don'task about Craigslist price, but like one
of the retail around forty or fifty. But to get an exclusive colors gonna
be more. Are you serious thatmuch for like a water bottle? Yeah,
you can't call your son stupid forcollecting all that stupid prime stuff Prime.
I know, but that's like adisposable plastic bottle that stand that you

(01:09:26):
re used this but still, damn, I didn't realize they're really expensive,
not like Stanley st a n LE. Y. How are you spelling?
It l E and the computer iscorrecting you. No. All right,
see I'm going with ninety dollars.Ninety dollars, John, do you
think the actual Craigsis price is higherlower than ninety dollars? All right,

(01:09:50):
let's end on a winner. Solet's say lower lower, all right,
actual crisis price. You can getthis for fifty five dollars. They should
come filled with chrystal. I know, right, quick trip. Yeah,
all right, John, hang outone second, man, We'll get all
your information. That's how you playthe Craigslist prices. Right, thank you,

(01:10:14):
everybody. We've got some more WoodyShow. Next, hanging the fun
fact. Every time we take abreak, Woody powers down like an animatronic
and there the Woody Show will beback in a minute show. Alright.
So uh, one star I sawwas getting some action on our social media.

(01:10:35):
Try to follow this one. TheMiss Gay Motto Grosso twenty twenty three
beauty pageant Miss Miss Gay Model Grosoright all right, twenty twenty three beauty
pageant was held in Brazil this lastweekend. It's an lgbt Q I AP
plus beauty pageant. Yes, andthe winner was Emmanually Bellini. The runner

(01:11:00):
up was Nathalie Becker, and herhusband was pissed. Why, The report
says, quote, just as thetwinkling tiara was about to be placed atop
Bellini's head, the unhinged husband,with rage in his eyes and destruction in
his heart, stormed the stage,hijacked the winner's crown and furiously slammed it
to the ground, breaking the priceto pieces the stamp that the legal measures

(01:11:27):
against the husband would be taken.So, uh, yeah, that's one
husband. Yeah, because was therunner up though? Yeah the wife,
Okay, she's so beautiful, NathalieBecker. It's just like hot. I
love her, right, be hotter, She's plenty hot to kick your eyes

(01:11:47):
begin of hot. Now, Rabyapparently not the only one who loves feet.
We know this, so it does. Quentin Tarantino, did you see
the story. Of course, somany people have been setting us the story.
I mean his foot fetish, Yes, his legendary. Everybody's known this
about him. But this guy whoused to manage a strip joint in Hollywood
called Crazy Girls says that Quentin wouldshow up and this one particular night,

(01:12:13):
he asked for a VIP room andhe wanted to strip her with the biggest
boobs and the biggest ass. Okay, okay, but instead of getting lap
dance, he put her on achair, took off her boots and started
licking the bottoms of her feet andsucking on her toes. And this went
on for thirty minutes like that,and when it was all done, her
toes looked like prunes. And forher troubles, Quentin gave her ten thousand

(01:12:36):
dollars, which leads me to thequestion, yes, yes, yes,
day somebody suck on my toes andthirty minutes of yes, sitting there it
would tickle and that would be hardto deal with. But yes, thirty
minutes, well million not for youover to somebody's going to be rational,

(01:13:00):
Yeah, like I don't. Iwould do it for five hundred. Yeah,
Like I don't want to be doingthe toe sucking or the footlick,
but I'll be I'm not into thatat all. But and I'm not into
like having you know, anything doneto me with feet or whatever. But
for ten thousand dollars, if somebodyreally wanted to do that, hell yeah,
sure, ain't nothing direct eye contactwhile they did it. Ten thousand

(01:13:21):
dollars. Sure, yeah, youget all the contact you want. I'll
even talk dirty. R tell mewhat you want me to say. Yeah,
I'll be the filthiest talking animal.You love my dirty little foot?
Yeah? You like that your mouthyou slot yeah, Quinn, Yeah,
that's why you have a bit moreself respect. You make my feet into
prunes. Quentin. Yeah, wellyeah, see mass a thousand percent.

(01:13:44):
Yes, And I have some tipsfor Quentin Tarantino if he's gonna be doing
this. I know of some footparties a new the Kardashians of the Calabasss
area that are much cheaper than tenthousand dollars. Yeah, he had a
variety of feet, all right,and you're a celebrity, so you know,
right, and they're much more discreettoo. None of those people are
gonna come them like, oh whowas in here? Quentin, No one
cares so greg yes, men hellyes, hell yeah yeah Sammy no still

(01:14:06):
no, still feel like the longestthirty minutes of my life. Yeah,
until you got to ten thousand dollars, the end of it is gone.
Oh like okay, so yeah,if it was some Julian Edelman, yeah,
wants to give you ten gees.Julian Edelman wants to suck on your
toes at the end of it,not only will have Julian Edelman had a

(01:14:30):
part of your body in his mouth? Right, ten thousand dollars Okay,
So he was on the list ofpeople who are supposed to show up for
the Machine red carpet premiere. Reallyyeah, and she was there? Was
that your date? That guy thatyou came with? Was okay? I
thought that was like a date likelystory. Um anyway, so I'm like
right in front of the what Ithought was the date. She's going,
oh my god, and she's freakingout because Julian Edelman might be there.

(01:14:53):
Yeah, I was freaking out.It was overheating. I couldn't meet maybe
think that. There was a conversationthat happened where we were staying. Someone
said, all right, well,would you walk away from this guy if
Julian Edelman showed up? And she'slike, oh, yeah, that makes
sense because it wasn't a day Okay, So let's get back to the sucking
of the toes? Yeah, ifit was if it yeah, probably would

(01:15:14):
yeah. See yeah, what aboutfor no money, Julian Edelman no money,
no money, not for no money, because that's still weird, okay,
for money for pay Yeah, yeah, that's not weird. That's called
prostitute. I could get through itfor Edelman and for money. Yeah,
what's the lowest you would take?What? He just curious? No,
not interested? Um low for thirtyminutes of toe of sucking on my toes

(01:15:41):
from Quentin Tarantino. Who Yeah,okay, Oh he's a creep. Well
guess what he's He can't come andkill you, right, I mean I
guess he could. I mean hetotally Could's likely too, I should say,
yeah, I mean OJ was famousbefore. He didn't kill anybody.
This is also true. You knowmy wife, I'm letting him do something
he wants to do. Minimum,I would say, I would say sick.
Five thousand seems too. I knowit's not a big difference than five

(01:16:02):
and six six, just in away fields or sounds better. Respectable.
Yeah, it's more respectable. Howmuch you get, oh no, not
five? Yeah, more than fivethousand, I would say six thousand,
go way lower, you would half? Yeah, for a half. That's
the thing. It's a game.Half. I mean it's a lot of
time I watched something on the phone. No, it's eye contact. All

(01:16:24):
earned the money working. Somebody openedthe door asked Morgan, ten thousand dollars,
ten thousand dollars, you would youwould, yeah, yeah, immediately.
And it doesn't have to be quitetaratito. It could be homeless guy
in the street. Yeah yeah,here's my that's my phone number just in
case. Now, if anybody reallywants to do it, my venmo is

(01:16:47):
available. All right, I'm down. You can hit up Menace directly on
all social platforms at Menace back ina few in the meantime, have an
existential crisis. What do you show? All right, welcome back, everybody
moving right along. It is theWoody Show, Woody Braby, Greg Menace,

(01:17:11):
he Bass is here. He's curatorof clips. And it's the end
of another month. It's coming gonewow, And now it's time for the
month in review for May twenty twentythree. Let's go back and relive some
of our favorite clips of the monthwith some bonus new clips. Just talking

(01:17:31):
about how much she's been following theTaylor swift to or how every city it
goes to He's like, oh youdo it? This the detail I spice
is gonna be collapping with her onstage. Oh my god, so where
does she go to eat locally?Where's she eating? So? I got
some audio. This is from aTaylor Swift fan, Alyssa Young. And
you can't go to Taylor Swift concertunless you are literally videotaping the entire thing,
the entire time. And that's whatAlyssa was doing as she was literally

(01:17:56):
bawling her eyes out along too.I don't know what the hell this song
is, let's have figured out.Yeah, God, that's a point not

(01:18:23):
they've been doing this since the Beatles. She's not super young. I think
she's I think she's at least eighteen. This solicit girl. I didn't understand
that either Beatlemania. But what I'msaying is like we're yeah, like you
could be like a super big fan. You're at the coin you're crying.
Well, I mean it's like whenyou cried a wedding. You're just overcome,
just come with emotion. This isnot a surprise. She knew the

(01:18:45):
words obviously. Maybe she was lookingat her banks statement from the ticket.
Yeah yeah, yeah, she rosethat she doesn't even place to live anymore.
What is it about teenage girls?Yeah, I mean it's not even
the teenage girls I saw like fullgrown women women acted a full Yeah,
this Taylor Swift stuff all right.The month in audio, speaking of things,
Raby loves the NHL playoffs still goingand I'm looking this up. The

(01:19:08):
NHL Playoffs the NBA Playoffs both abouttwo months apiece, right, and so
we're still well in the heart ofthat. And Raby's favorite clip were PK
Subon was talking trash about the atthe time, the Leaves were playing the
Panthers, and the Leash needed tosack up, get some more energy and
eat a lunch. But PK hasa specific type of lunch to recommend for

(01:19:28):
them, big game for lunch.Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo size
lunch. They weren't prepared in myopinion, No, a Lizzo size.
What does he mean by that?I don't know he saw. I saw
something pretty funny because people get youknow, when they get all mad about
stuff like that. And this guyJeff Die, Oh yeah, the comedians

(01:19:51):
and this maybe has been going around. If Lizzo is so beautiful, why
do women get mad anytime I tellthem you look like Lizza? On account
of their pandering? Right, yeah, on account you're lying, you're lying
to everybody to make yourself look goodon social media. That's why, all
right? Uh? And then HarveyEleven man MENACE's best buddy, Harvey eleven
of TMC Lovey chimed in, Yes, let's to that clip and was prepared

(01:20:15):
in my opinion, Oh my god, I wonder about these, Oh my
god, like an explosion. God, what are we going to call them?
Uh, let's call it fire.I don't know. Fire was just
discovered. Oh my god, preparedin my opinion, Oh my god,
I wonder about these. And ifthat was his reaction to that, what

(01:20:38):
was his reaction on like nine toeleven? Yeah? Again, stop pretending
people, you can be honest aboutthings, yeah, like Harvey, stop
pretending like this Jeff die quote.Stop pretending to be honest. Yeah it's
easy. Yeah, Like Menace keptsaying during we've first played that, like,
stop being such a pandering idiot.Yeah, he said, Harvey Eleven
sucks and I hate you. No, I didn't. I love Harvey.

(01:20:58):
The Month in Review in Sexier Newsfrom the La Philharmonic, This one got
a lot of play at the beginningof the month. This was somebody recording
them just I don't know whatever thehell a boring song. This was some
lady had this reaction to this symphony, and the every headline was orgasm.

(01:21:21):
Orgasms called in for our what's theoddest place she knocked one out? It
was the La Philharmonic my audio,but it was a medical emergency. Right,
But I'm saying we need to takelessons from this, you know,
like Raby here's Taylor Swift song hasorgasm live on air. Right, she

(01:21:45):
was so excited to overcome with emotionheadlines baby blood right to that area,
she had to fart. That bringsus into our next clip. He also
not played this one yet. Thisis a doorbell camera a grandmother and her
granddaughter arriving home. There were somedoves that had done made menace. You
love doves, some douves that builda nest sort of like above their porch.
They're looking at the doves and thelike grandma kind of trips and falls

(01:22:09):
his grandmother's do and let's out notone about two but three farts. No
way, nice mama too. Shethen falls. How is that funny because

(01:22:34):
she's farting yet, but she's alsofalling it first, so we're laughing.
What happens after? What about granniesjust because she's an old person. Yeah,
yeah, that's the third one.He could one you can really hear.
Yeah, have you heard? Mygranddaughter was laughing. It was fine.

(01:22:54):
Yeah, they had some stupid likeyou know when those fake potted what
are the things that like? Trellisis trashy? She crashed into that farting
again. Everybody was laughing. Comingof doves. I did see a video
where um, there was there wassome kind of like ceremony what I don't
know what it was for. Idon't know if it was like because somebody
died or it was like some kindof celebratory thing. Yeah, like some

(01:23:16):
kind of wedding thing or whatever.But they let this bird go. They
let the dove go and it flewlike as soon as they let it go,
right in the traffic and got creamedby this truck boom. Like,
what does that symbolize, Sammy,You're and his stuff like that? What
does that symbolize? It can't beanything good. No, it's not good.
No, definitely not good. No, yeah, not good. Here,

(01:23:41):
let's let's go through some of themonth in audio from May twenty twenty
three, bunch of great news clipsof course, the Florida guy who had
his arm eating off was fantastic.I don't think we've heard this part though.
This is his mother talking about howthis drunk idiot when he was he'd
fallen into this pond behind a bar. He was rescued by people, and
she she's just amazed that they hadsomething special and the man. So he
addresses the haters who thinks he maybestaged his arm getting staged it well stage

(01:24:06):
the reason, I should say,people at the bar rushed to help Jordan,
pulling him from the water and puttinga tourniquet on his arm. I
call him angels that were there.That saved his life. The chances of
someone being you tell she's a whitetrash. Just by the voice, he
sounds like a mother yea of akid that would get his arm ripped off.
Yeah, yeah, that saved hislife. The chances of someone being

(01:24:28):
there with the tourniquet. To me, it's a miracle that he's here.
People online claiming he was feeding thegator, that is completely not true.
They don't even serve food at thatbar, so how would I couldn't have
serve him the gator food? Insteadof spreading lies Jordan would rather spread awareness
at Florida's prehistoric predators are playing games. I just saw him arm Hey,
buddy, check it out. Man. They employing him. Man, you

(01:24:51):
know, I was really unaware thatalligators are dangerous for you're in Florida.
Yeah, like I said, likewhat, I'm in Florida. Could a
puddle on the street and I'm like, up, probably get in there.
Yeah, I don't get drunk.And I'm saying, I don't know why
anybody goes near any anything other thana swimming pool. I don't get it,
Like, I don't know why yougo near any kind of like lake.

(01:25:15):
Yeh, look right what it wastwo am and he was drunk,
and yeah, the line was longedfor the bathroom did not follow the story.
Come on, I'd pee against thebuilding before I'd go down there,
right exactly. So we're gonna takethe break, will come back. We
got some more of the month inaudio coming up for you next year on
the Woody Show. This saying,and we are back at it. It

(01:25:40):
is looks back at May twenty twentythree, the month in audio, and
this clip I don't think it imprintedupon me is like it should have when
we first played it. This wasa redneck news and strent from Arkansas,
where a lady you're about to hear, Erica Craig, hasn't a problem with
her neighbors, and she details thatproblem right here. They've been taking their

(01:26:00):
faces and buckets and dumping it atthe back of their property, and then
across the street another person's property.They've been dumping in on their property too,
And they've been doing this now forabout three years. Everybody around them
have sold their houses, which oreven the ones that are still left here
to just kind of sit and suffer. Yep, so awful. Yeah,
and we had we had a pictureof the problem. You see the picture

(01:26:24):
of the property. It's exactly whatyou think. It looks like piles of
the worst Yeah. Like, yeah, this old like rusting toys and stuff
leaned up against the side of thehouse. And now we need to go
back to that idea where we hireSea Bass to take care of situations.
Yeah, it's problem solver, becauseI have a situation that I want to
hire you for. Oh okay,so I'll give you. My answer for

(01:26:45):
this situation is, I know it'sArkansas. My first thought is payball gun,
right, Yeah, you camp out, you wait till they show up.
But they probably have guns themselves.Yeah, yeah, I don't know
what my next step would be.Bulldozer, just get a row of uniform
or something. Oh yeah, easybulletproof. Don't you think like if you,
like you hit their house with abunch of paintballs. No, not

(01:27:08):
the house as they're trying to dumpas they give you might take a day
or two as they come out.No, you know, like when a
cat's doing something bad, you hitthem with a water guns exactly right,
No, no, no, suchthem in the act. No, no,
yeah, I see that. ThatYeah, like that could work,
but again I need to be readyfor return five you know, actual guns,

(01:27:29):
but like you get bulldozed or something. Bulletproof and weel did work in
lethal weapon. Yeah, as youhave a problem, it's it's not as
crazy as the poop dumping. It'sjust I have an issue with the parking
in this building. And when Igo to like charge the car in our
building. In our building, whenI charged the car at eight am,

(01:27:49):
they start charging for parking. I'mlike, no, my company already pays
for the parking. Why am Igetting charged for parking? They're probably gonna
tell you and thank you for anon charging spot. No, they don't
even say that. They're just sooh, they're just like, uh,
that's just that's just how it is. Yeah, well we can't do anything.
Wait, so you are you leavingyour car in the party charging spot?

(01:28:13):
Yeah, because it's still charging.Well that's and I go because everywhere
else in outside this building, ifthe car is fully charged, that's when
they start charging you for parking.But they automatically, just at eight am
start charging you now even if yourcar is fully charged or not. Maybe
you can take his answer off theair. Yeah, it sounds like that

(01:28:34):
sounds not as interesting as buckets.I know, that's what I'm saying.
You don't mean to bring it up, No, just I want to charge
him off there. I didn't meanto bring it up, but I said
I need to help. Much morefun clips from the news or actually from
a up the cop cop cam.Blue Watch the YouTube channel posted this video
of a drunk guy running away fromthe cops. He stole a party bus.

(01:28:55):
He's drunk, he's shirtless, sayinghe gets the tas or not once,
yes, but twice, I loveit bro Yes behind her back?
Yes again he's like, I don'tsteal a party bus and run away from

(01:29:28):
the cops. Yeah, yeah,he was, and he was in a
bar fight, which is why hewas fleeing the cops begin with. So
he's going like seventeen charges a monthin audio Radius brought this up. But
are we finally done at the endof the month with the scan of all?
Is that gonna be all? No, because you still have the three
part series of the reunion three parts, three parts Because we watched this clip

(01:29:50):
which is Lisa vander Pump consoling.Yes, the guy who who looks like
again like a seventies era soap operavillain. Oh sure, because mustache is
bigger. Sure, and he's he'she cheated on this girl. But he
doesn't like that he's getting blowback forit. So he cries like a bitch,
do you have to it's gone,He's gonna get hair on it.

(01:30:15):
It's been all too much China.I mean, with a reaction like that,
he must have been the one toget cheated on. Maybe you said
that wrong. Yeah no, no, no, man's can help. Yeah,
I know he is the cheater.Oh and he's that upset. Yeah,
there was a way to avoid that. You know. Now my prediction
is a little bit after July,I will die down for a bit.
He's gonna cheat on does he havea new girl? Because well real quick

(01:30:39):
in July is Bravo con So yougot to keep it going for a little
bit, Menace, Will you bereporting for Bravo your last yes, Rocus
hell on white wine. You knowwhat that clip says to me? One
word is coming to mind? Authentic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, how
good? Also must watch yes yeah, two words Yeah, we wouldn't.
I'll see your word. Another you'venever heard of black gott to see this

(01:31:02):
alright? Also for Menace. Thisagain is another proof why French bulldogs are
the best dogs ever. An angelsent from heaven, a little sweet man
made and would die off within twoyears if we stopped breeding them. And
French bulldog breeders are literally doing harmto living humans, humans, to living
animals. Says a French he's singingalong with its owner to old McDonald had
a farm, right, oh MacDonaldhad a farmy? Yeah, French bulldog

(01:31:36):
or porn star right? So youknow I'm in Charlotte. I'm helping my
mother who had a surgery, andso I'm sitting at the airport waiting for
the flight, and I'm like,oh my god, someone's got their volume
up watching something. I'm like,oh, that's so offensive. And I
look over. It was just aFrench bulldog breathings gonna hate yeah, yeah,

(01:32:01):
right, yeah yeah. I'm like, this dog sounds like it's gonna
die right now. Yeah. Ihad a dog thingum net as I was
at the mall and they have ahuge sign sorry everybody, we love animals,
but you cannot bring your pet here. Woman walks in Pomeranian on a

(01:32:23):
leash. Total purse dog, butit's on a leash. Uh, And
the security guard actually said thank you, sorry, ma'am, you can't bring
dogs in that sign and just don'twork. She kept walking and just went
service doc, Yeah, well that'sit. And then he said, okay,
all right, yeah, bark nark, we can do something. And
so we got a text her fromthe nine and five one. We need

(01:32:45):
to see bass on your side segment, you know how like you on the
news that had that title on mymind. If you see at the Woody
Show dot com, send in youremails. I know there could be have
to be vetted obviously, because therecould be stuff where you might be in
the wrong, but it could bewe're in the right, like your your
co workers clipping in her nails atthe desk or this right. Like what
if you know that your neighbor hasa dog that is kind of bring everywhere

(01:33:08):
and you can kind of nark themout and like how like the eyewitness news
team comes out like on your side, it's bark narks, you know,
because the aber security guard is notequipped like you saw it when you visited
my house from my lovely cocktail hour. I actually had print outs that I
did. I didn't reveal this yet. The reason I had print outs from
a service dog organization saying how tospot a fake service dog is there was
about two weeks where I was carryingthose in my pocket. Just now,

(01:33:33):
to be fair, if you recall, I originally shamed those two jackasses in
the gym who had a service servicedo the gym, and no one was
on your side and no one wason my side. So I was carrying
those papers with me for two weeks. I have not seen those jack as
jack asses in the gym again,and I think it's because I did proper
shaming. I stood up. I'mthe Rosa parks of you know, service
dog abuse in many states is actuallyillegal, and aubetting it is illegal as

(01:33:58):
well. So yeah, Parknar comingat you. Maybe someday your face will
be on currency, probably, youknow, probably for all the good that
you're doing for society, between cartnarcsand all this dog pleasing at a stay
in character, it would of coursebe like a bitcoin style thing if you
see that poin of course, yeah, yeah, alright. The month in
audio, okay, this is speakingof animals. This is a little girl

(01:34:19):
who I'm like meness and everyone elseowns a French bulldog or a pug or
an English bulldog actually cares about animals. So she's crying because she's talking to
her parents about how she loves natureso much. Is at the dinner table
she loves loves loves nature. Ohyeah, she's conflicting her but she's looking
at her plate and how much doesshe really love nature? Uni, and
animals are part of nature. Iwill never make an animal, I love

(01:34:48):
Jesus, but I get it.Were so delicious. Oh it's such a
co so good? Is beautiful?All right? The month in audio okay,
this is that we have more audioand I meant to put this on
my calendar for this year. Iwould have gone to Gloucestershire, England,

(01:35:09):
where they're doing that big cheese rollingcontest. Yes, and we're talking about
and Greg said he would do likethe Running of the Bulls. Raby said
that she would do the cheese thing. It's a very steep like grassy hill
two hundred yards and they just runit all day. So you you know,
a bunch of people won, andincluding a nineteen year old from a
British Columbia who was just Woodie.She was backpacking across Europe. Oh cool

(01:35:33):
hunt and she's like, I'll gota gloss shore and run to this cheese.
She won one of the heats,but she did it well unconscious.
As soon as I saw myself fall, just trying to tuck up and trying
to protect myself not break anything.I was unconscious. When I've passed the
finish line, I saw on theflock of cheese. It was on my
lap and that's how I knew Ihad won. Yeah, knocked herself unconscious,

(01:35:55):
literally rolled across the finish line.Yeah, it's called going hard.
Yeah, problems. The only problemis she has no knows piercing and a
symptom. Oh yeah, there yougo, grab ye unfortunate. Let's get
one more clip last month in audiolast clip from the TV show My End's
new season out now Final Noise inseason five on FX and Hulu. And

(01:36:18):
you may have seen a familiar faceyea, and heard a familiar voice not
the same time. In season fiveepisode one, We're that badass you know,
you know him as Woody, buton the show he's creatively called wood
yes, talking about how some ofhis compadre, some of his brothers,
got really messed up. Yeah alive, man, Yeah, it's been lucky

(01:36:42):
to be alive. Man. Alittle wood sound a little teared up right
there? Yeahs died. We justlost some brothers, all right. Oh,
and somebody has hit me up withanother screenshot from the next episode that
I'm gonna be in, and I'mlike, where the hell did you get
this? I guess it's in youknow where they do like, you know,
coming up this season's mind. Atthe end of episode two, where

(01:37:03):
they're previewing other things coming up forthe season, there's a yeah, it's
some pretty you know for as theselittle things go, these little quick teasers
go for somebody's not been a regularcharacter. Right, it's pretty so it's
a it's a pretty prominent, prettygood screenshot. She shows you. I
want to be actors. I gottado. All I gotta do is know
somebody and they'll say, hey,you want to be on our show.

(01:37:26):
And I'll go, yeah, it'shard, like no, no, you
know somebody who will get you righton. Yeah, you can see like
TV shows, movies. Now,I'm gonna be in that Kevin Smith movie
that's filming next month. He's goingto conservatories and acting schools. Yeah,
dummies, you got to Juilliard,dummy. Yeah, just no people,
yeah, just know people that out. Yeah, it's called nepotism. By

(01:37:47):
all right, we're gonna take aquick break. Thank you. See bass
here yea audio and this is uh, this is a damn shame right here,
at least all of us here inthe studio. Remember Peewee and Peewee's

(01:38:09):
playhouse. Yes, Paul Rubens Now, unfortunately he got busted spot speaking of
our our topic about honest place youwere knocked one out right, yeah?
Yeah, he uh notoriously got bustedat a movie theater knocking one out.
Yeah, but it was an adulttheater. That's what everybody does there.

(01:38:29):
True, Yeah, but yeah,match of being the guy who gets arrested
there. So we always say,of all the people you see at Walmart,
what does it take to get alifetime band a lot? Yeah,
of all the people that you seea Walmart. Anyway, Paul Rubens Peewee
had loaned a bunch of items fromthe show to this guy named James Commissar.
I mean, this guy ran amemorabilia company called the Komisar Collection,

(01:38:54):
and it was supposed to be fordisplay at a museum. And I guess
Paul, you know, in hisagreement, he had the right to add
asked for it back in any time. But here's the thing. There was
no museum and this James guy wasjust keeping it in his private collection,
and when Paul Rubens asked for itback, James started auctioning it off and
keeping the profits. So stuff hecan never I mean, let's went and

(01:39:17):
bought it from But wouldn't that belike a like dealing and stolen property.
Yeah. Now he claims, heclaims that Paul gave him those items willingly
and does not own them. Andif he meaning this James guy didn't take
possession of them back in the day, they would have just ended up in
a landfill anyway, Okay, okay, something tells me like, if you're

(01:39:42):
Paul Rubens, you're the greatest thingyou've ever done. Your biggest accomplishment in
life has been has been peewee ofcourse, right, and you're just gonna
give this random away. Yeah,and if he didn't take it, like,
look, man, if you don'ttake it, I'm it's just going
to a landfill right out of hereto stop it. This this has got

(01:40:03):
to be I would think from alegal standpoint, pretty easy to you to
purchase stolen goods, pretty easy toprove. I mean, I think you
could pretty easily prove that Paul Rubenshas or you know, he would have
this stuff in his possession and itwould be his after all, it was
his show exactly. Yeah. Whicha fun fact about Pewe's Playhouse. You

(01:40:26):
know, the theme song was sungby Cindy lauper Rum, but she didn't
want anybody to know, and sothe credit for the song was like some
you know, stage pen name kindof ya thing that they did. I
did not know that. Yeah,why didn't you want people to know.
Yeah, I don't know, butwhen you when you listen to it,
you're like, who could that bebesides Cindy? Yeah? Perhaps possibly.

(01:40:47):
Yeah, he's still tours with that, that whole character. By the way,
Yeah, what's he supposed to like? Do? Uh? I thought
there was like something he was there, there was a chance that they were
gonna do something else, something new. Well they did with right. No,
I don't know, but I thinkhe's he doesn't look the same anymore.
Yeah, he kicked as you saythat. But when he did something

(01:41:11):
more recent and he um and heum was all dressed up in the pee
Wee care he looked pretty good.Really, Yeah, yeah it was that.
I don't know. He had aTV special in two thousand and six.
Jesus, there was something after thatthat popped up with Peewee since we've
been here because we've worked at thisstation. Yeah, absolutely, two thousand
and ten stage revival maybe that wasit. I don't know, no,

(01:41:32):
because it was after that. Itwas after two thousand tanks. I walked
by one of those stage revivals,I don't know, two three years ago,
and it was all it was thelike the original hipsters, like take
a Kramer from Seinfeld, like hiskind of middle aged dudes, steam punky
sort of yea, my losers.That sucks, man, He's got to
go through all this his stuff.Yea consult jo. Yeah, we got

(01:41:55):
some more what he showed next time, what he show would like to pass
for a moment to a draft,some emergency diarrhea situation. We'll be bad
right after this. The Woody Show, Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's The Woody Show, and that'sgonna do it for another show.

(01:42:16):
I was gonna say, another greatshow. Yeah, I mean, I
guess that's all I mean. Arbitrary. Yeah, it was a show.
Yeah, it was certainly a show. Wednesday. In the books, we
are the Woody Show. And here'syou're gonna find on that Wednesday podcast.
All the trending news headlines of course, also the Redneck News brand new Redneck
news story. And we played adumbass contest today. The Craigslist price is

(01:42:40):
right, Oh yeah, always exciting, keeping on the edge of your scene,
right, all these really weird thingsbeing sold on Craigslist. That and
more can I'll be found Just hitup The Woody Show dot com in download
today's podcast if you're looking for somethingelse you can do in the meantime between
now and tomorrow morning when we meetup once again. Our next topic that
we're looking for your feedback on.What's something that people flex on but shouldn't

(01:43:03):
Okay? Yeah, like people wholike they love to flex about whatever it
is. You're like, I don'tknow, Matt's as the kids say,
a weird flex. Okay, letus know on our after hours voicemail eight
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Woody Show. Okay, rayby manis ce maass Sammy, anything you'd like
to add? No, yep.Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

(01:43:26):
Well, if you think money doesn'tbuy happiness, feel free to transfer all
those funds over to us that peoplesay, like, I don't know,
people aren't paying their fair share oftaxes. Well, nothing's stopping. You're
sending a check, yeah, andmore or a little extra off to the
internal revenue service, which they alwaysdo right. Well, yeah, people

(01:43:47):
do that all the time. Like, you know what, I'm just not
paying my fair share. I'm gonnasend more. Yeah, happens daily.
I thank you very much. Greg, gory. You gotta thank you so
much for giving the Woody Shows someof your valuable time. I'm this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciateyou for that best. You guys
can suck it. Catch you backhere on Thursday. Have a great day.
SMDUBM. I quit this bitch.