The Woody Show May 7th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Does It Suck with Sebas, Nerdin' Out and more!

Episode Transcript

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Is a dune to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies my day? The WoodyShow? I believe this is the Woody

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Show. Insensitivity Training class is nowin session. Hey, good morning everybody?

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All right? Today is Tuesday?Right, Yeah, Tuesday, May
seventh, twenty twenty four. No, no, we get to be here.
That's right, right, Greg,Right, imagine one day this will
all be over. Yeah, andyou'll wish it was right Today, we're
gonna make it. We're gonna makeit through. We'll get through it today.
We're gonna do it together. Thankyou for being here. I appreciate
you giving the Woody Show some ofyour valuable time this morning. My name

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is Woody, that's Ravey. Goodmorning, woodyfg RAVFG big Friday Energy on
a Tuesday. Trying to bring thatenergy vodka that we normally get on a
Friday to Tuesday. That'll help thisgreat gory good morning. Menace is here?
What is up? Sea Bass?He's around floating somewhere, not in
the room at the moment, buthe's complaining about something somewhere. He's complaining

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to somebody else about how some peopledidn't show up to his cocktail party.
Sammy is here in the Woodie Showproduction room. I can see right through
the glass here we got bored,and there's Caroline Morgan is here, our
social producer. We got vond he'sour video producer. The phones are open
for you to be a part ofthe show this morning. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. That's eightseven seven forty four Woodie. You can

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all say this stuff with the textover to two two nine eight seven coming
up on the show this morning.Sea Bass gonna be have to be in
the studio at some point because hehas his doesn't Suck review of that movie
that the Raby was ragging on lastweek, Strays, which didn't come out
all that long ago. It waslast year, right, It came out

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and then went to streaming very quickly. Yeah, but I got to figure,
man, there's only a handful ofmovies that really get me to the
theater. Especially. Yeah. Isaw that movie and I go, oh,
I'd watch that. Now. AmI going to get the whole like
rigamarole of getting a babysitter paying ababysitter if it's a pos like wife,

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No, I mean it looks likeone of these things wuld be fun.
I think you would love it,but just to you know, get me
to the movie theater. Is thata movie is going to get me there?
No way, no, but Iwill. I will watch it,
and I have not watched it.Raby watched, didn't like it. Mess
watched it, loved it, lovedit. Greg I loved it. I
thought it was great. But forthe rest of us who haven't seen it,
will see what kind of review SeaBass has for us, and then
we can make a determination from thereif it's still worth our time. So

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does it suck? Review of Dre'ssome of the trending news headlines. Got
a brand new redneck news for youthis morning. Rave's got nerd now before
the hours up along with the birthdaysand the Porto birthday Here today Tuesday.
LFG on the show, Dude,I am fascinated by the story and I
keep looking. I find myself Ikeep ever since last week when the story
broke, it keep looking for updateswhere the second Bowing whistleblower died. Yeah,

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I was seriously not being reported on, but you know what I mean,
Like, you can't tell me thatit's just a coincident. I think
swept under the rug I mean tobe fair, wasn't this person really ill?
No, he got some kind ofbacterial infection that made him die within
like a week. It was superway, yes, super fast. This

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was Russia level stuff here. That'sokay, That's what I was thinking too,
because you had that other guy thatwas like March. He died from
what the corner said was a selfinflicted gunshot wound. But you had the
cops who were saying otherwise, likethe gun was still in his hand and
it didn't have which suicide. Yeah, which doesn't happen. You know,

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you see movies and stuff like thatand they plant the gun in the person's
hand. It doesn't happen that way. When the gun fires and you're taking
a bullet to the to the skull, it flies out of your hand.
Yeah, well you're still not holdingit, like it might be near you
or whatever, but you're still noton the trigger. Still, Yes,
exactly. And people who knew himwere like, no, he would not

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have killed himself. Yeah, thisguy, Wow, his name's Joshua Dean.
He was a former quality auditor.Uh. It's a major Boeing supplier
that he worked for. And soyeah, he had got diagnosed with this
bacterial infection. But he was oneof the first people to come forward with
all these warnings about this, youknow, these defects. He's potentially dangerous
defects, this with the seven thirtyseven max and when all that stuff was

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going on. Now he's the secondwhistleblower on these quality control issues to die
in just the last few months.Weird, really strange. What a coincidence.
Yeah, but I found myself,man, I can't stop looking up
and trying to find information about thelatest on that. You won't find latest
on it like a movie. Well, I mean I think I think eventually

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somebody cracks, somebody somewhere, somebody, somebody are scared. Yeah, yeah,
like all of a sudden, I'mgonna get injected with bacteria. Yeah,
Like I may get an update onmy device whatever that is at the
time, right before I you know, pass away. Yeah, a deathbed
news break. Oh yeah, Iremember that. That would suck though,
if you're terminally ill, well obviouslyand then you're waiting for like a movie

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to come out and you don't makeit. Oh yeah, that would be
a bummer movie. Or like yourteam gets into the super Bowl and then
like the day before a couple didyou know's here for this Tuesday morning?
Now here's a detail and Shrek thatI never noticed, never heard anybody talk
about it. Yeah, everybody's talkingabout it. Yeah, this is like

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it's popping up everywhere. So LordFarquatt killed my I'm a Bear and turned
her into a rug like Mama Bear. Yeah, you're right. And what
you see later in the movie athis uh in his bedroom, Yeah,
at the castle. Yeah, he'sgot Mama Barry which turn into a rug
hanging up on the wall. Interesting, it's on the floor, on the

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floor. And like there's a scenealso like where a lot of the characters
are together and you see Papa Bearand the baby Bear like crying in each
other. And that is dark andyeah, super dark. I know,
that's why it's funny. Fun fact. Over twenty percent of Americans say they
have not read a book in overa year. Preach, WHOA, I

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think I might be on that list. You used to read. I used
to read liatiously. I mean you'veheard some books. I mean that's also
good. Yeah, yeah, Iheard books. I keep a book by
my bedside table. It's super fancybooks. I'm reading it. Yeah,
let's see, forty five percent ofwomen either I don't know or don't care

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about their real shoe size. Howcould you not care? I don't care.
If there's a shoe that you wantand they don't have your size,
you just buy whatever size they have. Or if you want your feet to
look smaller as well, dumb.Yeah, i'mised, why do you want
your feet to look small? Becausesometimes you put on shoes and you're like,
these look huge. This looks sillythat you put on a smaller size

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and it kind of hurts, butyou're like, yeah, this looks right.
Yeah, bravy camera. The She'sbeen wearing mallwalkers for decades since I
was twenty, right, it's like, look, schmock. And when you
buy shoes, these are comfortable walkingon colps, you buy them online.
You have to know your size,Yeah, for sure. So it's just

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that's weird. Only seven out ofevery one thousand people Greg will live to
be one hundred. That's it.Yeah, oh, seven out of a
thousand. That's gonna change. Yeah, living longer and longer, although not
if you believe the snurts. Wewere talking about conspiracy theories, Remember,
like which one do you do youthink is the believe Yeah, that's that's

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the most that's the most believable tome. This woman, she's a nurse.
She called it and left a messagein the after hours voicemail. Hi
guys, Well I'm a nurse andI just want to make one contribution to
your cancer agenda. Well here's thething. They're never going to cure all

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cancers. They never are going toyou know why because there's too damn much
money in it. And there isthe most discouraging news I could possibly give
you on this sorny and I'm sorrybye all right by big cancer. I

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mean if you go on her sideand you look at it, look how
many things forget like pills and medicationdevices doctor, I mean there's so many
layers. Yes, you still havethe cancer. Yeah, but you still
want to want you still would wantto be the one that cures That's what
I'm saying. There's there's still youknow, treatments involved in you know,

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and making it so that yeah,someone shows up, so you have all
the equipment to screen or diagnose somebodywith it. But now you actually have
something that works to cure it,people will continue to get cancers for sure
forever. Yeah, and what ifthese high ranking CEOs or you know,
high ranking officials at these drug companiestheir wife gets cancer and they're sitting with

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the knowledge like, yeah, wecould cure it, but we rather have
the money. That's what makes menot buy anything. Yeah, I don't
buy it. I mean, look, Steve Jobs died of cancer, right,
Steve Jobs, billionaire? Do youwant to live longer? Be afraid?
A long term Stanford University study provesthat war awards Greg are likely to

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live longer than happy, go luckypeople. You're going to be here forever.
Researchers found that in any given year, people like Greg were about thirty
percent less likely to die than theircare free peers. Out of here is
the opposite of what you learn yourwhole life. Well, talk to the
people at Stanford. I will stresskills kills you. Also when it comes

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to living longer, researchers looked atthe health records of almost half a million
people, and the ones who regularlytook stairs instead of the elevator far less
likely to die young. Not asmall difference either. They were thirty nine
percent less likely to die from cardiovasculardisease. Twenty four percent less likely to
die from any cause I took oneflight a day. That's it. Yeah

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down, I do, yeah down? Oh you go up? I do?
Yeah. See. I take theelevator up and then the stairs down
back to the garage. You're atthe radio stole from where you park the
elevators farther than the stairs. Getto the top before your elevator. You
could. Yeah, I only getshamed in walking the stairs when I see
Greg and Ravy phones are open eightseven seven forty four. Woody hit us

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over the text over to two twonine eight seven. That's a more Woodies
show for you. Next, hangon they show. We'll be right back.
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com. And we are in twoanother new hour' insensitivity trading free, politically
correct world. It's Tuesday morning,It's May seventh, twenty twenty four.
I would be Woody, that wouldbe Ray May. There's a Greg Gory
Menace. Good morning to you.Good morning, Woody. There's a sea

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bass. We got Sammy phones areopen eight seven seven forty four, Wooding,
you can hit us up with thetext over to two to nine eighty
seven. It's uh, it's done. MENACE's mind. He's worried that Spirit
Airlines is gonna go away. Iknow, because that thing where they're like

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canceling new orders on airplanes and theirstock is way down, and they're saying
like a lot of weather has affectedthem from making revenue. Okay, but
weren't weren't they just going to mergewith Right Frontier? But that, yeah,
they hated on I'm saying, butit was Spirit buying Frontier. I
don't think it's the other way around. I think Spirit's fine. The hater

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has gotten the way. You know, we all have a rough patch,
you know. Yeah, but whyspecifically? I just enjoy Spirit. I
I know it's funny to laugh at, but it's been quite convenient. I
think in the past year and ahalf of like fights I need to take
Yeah. See, I told youman, I booked my first Spirit flight

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a while ago. Now I've flownthem a number of times, and I
was expecting a show. Yeah,it'd be like if you everybody told you
about Benny Hannah, Yeah, ora Japanese steakhouse where they cook in front
of him and you went there andthere was no show. It's like the
food's still good, but you didn'tget the show. Like it was great
drama. Yeah, there was noThere was no drama except like you want
you want that drama, you know, to be somewhat tamed. Like I

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don't want a full on emergency wherelike my life's in actual danger, but
I want enough where it's like weget to use the slide. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Like I wantedthe people watching the fun aspect of like
you know, watching maybe a coupleof people screaming each other at the gate
or you know on the flight.Nothing. But I've gotten none of that.
Yeah. All I've gotten from Spiritsso far is on time flights.

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Yeah, clean planes, pleasant employees. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I do. Like on the announcements, the reminders don't vape on the plane,
and then please don't vape outside theplane once to get off, but
they say that on every airline.No, definitely, I was just on
a I was just on another airlinethis past weekend and they said no vaping

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on the plane or smoking here orjust inside the terminal. Yeah, well
that's the only the only place I'veever heard, Yeah, experience is that.
Yeah, I thought I was justunderstood. Yeah, they're like,
the second get off the plane,you still can't vape. Well yeah,
a couple of times I've flown Spirit, the plane was like, is this
off the showroom floor? It wasbeautiful. Yeah. Brand new United Airlines

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has a new addition to their seatingsystem, So if you got stuck buying
a middle seat, you can letthem know you're not happy about it,
and you'll be moved to a windowor an aisle seat if one becomes available.
That's nice. Eh, wow,it's kind of nice up charge you
for it. But speaking of seats, I do love on Spirit the seat
bid, which a friend of mineheads up, what's the seat bid?

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The seat bid is, you know, they have the big seats up front,
which is basically their first class.That's what I always book larger seats
and if those seats aren't sold,you'll get an email and it says,
would you like to do a seatbid? So normally I think what those
range like forty five dollars to maybeseventy dollars for those upgraded seats. I
don't know an auction. Yeah,so you're like, oh, I'll put

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down ten bucks, so if theydon't get sold, you'll get that seat
for ten bucks. The seat bid, they're just going to whoever's got the
highest. Yeah. Yeah, it'shilarious, like a little game like it.
Have you ever want it? Fun? Yeah? My wife did it,
though I didn't do it. Okay, Yeah, but she bid seven

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hundred dollars. Now our undefeated Streetcontinues, Oh, yes, we didn't
even talk about this on Southwest Medicine. I have that strategy of just fattening
up. We always sit, sowe always have an empty seat in the
middle of our row because he'll siton the aisle, I'll sit at the
window. And we really had towork it for the one flight that we
took on. So because they saidthere was going to be about ten empty

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seats, like it's a very fullflight, we might have ten or less
seats total available, and so we'relike leaning in the middle. Now Menace
has said before that, he willnot bring food on a plane. But
for whatever reason, it must havebeen the gods who knew that we were
going to need that food, becausehe brought the charcooterie on the plane.

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Yeah, not hot food. Iwon't bring hot food. No, I
won't bring hot food. Yeah.But anyway, but he's like, I
know it's going to stink like gas, but I don't care. He goes,
I'm starving. We were. Wewere starving your favorite adult one.
Yes, he'll shire far and Inever go as far as they like buy
a sandwich. Okay, we were, you know, we were starving last
Yeah. But it worked out perfectlybecause as soon as we sat down,

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we had an exit row. That'sthe other thing. If someone's going to
take a middle seat, why nottake the middle seat in the exit row
of Southwest. Yeah, that's Southwestfirst class right there. Legroom. So
we sit down. I'm in thewindow, he's in the aisle. I
had a hoodie sweatshirt on, soI put my hood up over my head.
I kind of leaned toward the middlea little bit, sat up straight,
and it kind of puffed my chestout a little bit. We both

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look really, you know, we'refat, but we like fatten up.
We push our guts out. AndI said, menace, this is what
we need to do. We needto look even extra growth. Just keep
eating. Yeah. So I kepteating it. I had my soda in
one hand, my sandwich or theother and so disgusted. Gross man,
this is kind of like half likeit slumped over. Yeah. And I

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had like peanuts and I'm just likeyeah, yeah, but he slow rolled
that bag of peanuts because we hadto wait for the entire boarding process,
and like there were people like lookingaround. They're like, if you see
a seat, just take it.At this point, we only have middle
seats left. And dude, I'mtelling you, there might have been three

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seats on the entire plane open andwe had an exit row empty seat.
Great, we looked like most butI think I think the second flight home
was even worse. Though. Thatwas a tough one to pretend. I
was sick. Oh yeah, yeah, I was just like, are you
holding a bag? No. Itook my glass off and I was holding

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him against my head like I likeI had a headache, and I was
like almost looking like I was goingto bar for something. And I had
to do that for like over thirtyminutes a while. Yeah, and then
and then the second we know everybody'ssitting down normal, Yeah, sit back
up between us. I guess itpassed, dude. It works every time,

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every time in a thousand anti socialye, Menace is like, look
disgusting, miss Like, how's itlooking up there? Because he's like kind
of slumped over and you know,being sick. He's like always still got
one one. I said, how'sa look behind us? Like that last
person sit down? So Menace getshis phone out does like the selfie camera
so you can use that as likeyou know, prisoners use mirrors, yeah,

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to look around corners. I don'twant to make eye contact with somebody
and they go, oh that seatsopen. Yeah, So that's that's how
you do it. Like you're fatenough. He make it so like the
last place that anybody wants to sitis between us. Although we got screwed
one time one time, one time, so I can't say we're undefeated,
but we have a really good battingaverage here. But it was a little
skinny lady. No, that wasthe big, giant fat person. Oh

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that's right, And he was basicallyusing you guys, the big giant fat
person sat between you and me.Yeah, that's not I remember situation where
he was the size of the GreenMile mile the Green Mile. He was
this big giant, I mean,just this massive black guy. Right.
So he looked like Michael Clark Duncan. Right, he really did the bald

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head, the whole thing. He'sMichael Clark Duncan reincarnated. Yeah, it's
like damn. And that was theSouthwest, like Green Mile just sat in
between us. Miserable for somebody thatbig to fly, No, I know,
especially in the gameship room. Yeah, especially you gotta sit next to
me or you squeeze between medicine.I all, that's not gonna happen because

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you've gotten up and look gross andkeep eating. Yeah. I mean,
do the people who design these planesafter they're done sit on them and go,
yeah, you know, not badperfect because the probably people decide to
sammy, Yeah, but get iton the st there's no way they look
at that. Yeah. It's likewhen you see a really heinous car and
you know the person who bought itlooked at it and went, yeah,

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we're gonna dup a bunch of moneyinto this design. This is great.
This is it's really cool. Thepup's gonna love this sitting in the airplane
see and go. Yeah, thisis good. All right, we got
the phones open eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. You can hit us up
with that text over to two tonine eight seven. We got a brand
new redneck news. What do youshow? If you know the moon landing

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was baked and pain put is wheelmeans I'm texting over. What do you
menace? You are two brilliant fatties. Thank you. Yeah, here's today's
redneck news from Bedford, Indiana.Where you got this thirty eight year old
chick. Her name is Sarah Harris. She called nine one one nine once

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but twice and hung up. Theycall those open line calls. Okay,
all right, so just to makesure everything's okay, the cops will follow
up to make sure you know,right, no one's dead or something.
You can't call nine one one.Then when they go nine one one and
there's nobody there nine one one,and then someone hangs up because they think
that, oh that's someone signaling thatthey can today. After that second call,

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the cops shut up to Sarah's placeand when they asked her why she
called nine one one, She calmlyexplained it was because the myth that she
had bought was quote not what itwas supposed to be, and she wanted
to number one test it, andalso number two she wanted to press charges
against her drug dealer, well againsther dript dealer. Yeah, she told
the nice officer that she had snortedthe line of the myth and quote felt

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something different when it touched her skin, and nostrils hit the same, and
she knows it was bad because sheand her friend had just smoked a bowl
of normal myth earlier in the dayand that stuff was perfectly fine. That
was before obviously went and got thissuspect stuff. When asked if they could
see it, she's like sure,and she hands them this little bag.

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I had a little red pig designon it, and sure enough it was
meth. Sure enough, So shewas arrested, taken into the county jail.
Now, how she can imagine Sarah'srap sheet pretty extensive, No way,
A bunch of stuff on there.I mean convictions for theft meth of
course, criminal minichief, disorly conduct, resisting arrest, do you wise,
I mean you name it? Gotit? She's she's got it. Yeah,

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she collects those like people collect pokemon. She lived. Yeah, so
that's from Bedford, Indiana, thirtyeight year old Sarah Harris, who called
nine to one one to complain thather drug dealer had sold her a bad
batch of myth and that is today'sred Nick. Yeah, man, take

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a batch. Yeah, it's theworst. Worst. The met Gala was
last night. Yes, the themewas Sleeping Beauties Reawakening Fashion. It was
just like every year, everyone lookedretarded. I did add the term met

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Gala of my social media filter.I did last night because after I kept
seeing all this crap pop up.It's so dumb. It is really weird.
I don't. I'm not getting bythe I'm very person obviously to begin
with. And this is even more. I saw, literally there's one chick.
I don't even know who it was, but she had these two guys.
They had to carry her wherever shewent because she couldn't her legs.

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She's not on my radar. Butif you saw that y La, but
everybody was seemed to know who shewas. I didn't. She's not on
my radar. But when Kim Kardashianwore that Marilyn and Road dress a few
metcals ago barely wash she yeah,but you couldn't even walk. They had

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to and carry her like you withlike a coffee table. Like how weird?
Can we get? The reason it'sover the top is because it benefits
the costume section of the met That'swhy. That's why it's all weird and
crazy. But I thought it wasIt was very mid, very toned down
this year. Yeah, there wasn'tI anything super crazy. Yeah, people

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don't really understand the theme. Yeah. I think Doja Cat probably did the
best, but people didn't understand whatshe was even doing on what the theme
was. So was the theme?The theme was sleeping beauty, Yeah,
reawakening, reawakening everybody in flowers.It was like garden theme, I think
is how everybody took that. Itwas like a garden. Yeah, but

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Dojakat actually took it where like shestarted off in like a towel, you
know, as she was waking up, and they've been like slowly progressed.
Do you hear all this? Yes? Yeah, that is exactly why I
added the term met Gala to yourteam, to my social media. So
the same way that Rabye has withyou know, politics, everything political,
Yeah for you. Yeah. Myquestion is, and I know they have

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makeup people, hair people, stylists, designers and have a team of people
putting their look together. Do theyhave a coach on how to pose?
Because I saw some very strange poseswhere they look a angry obviously, because
when the world of fashion gotta lookangry? Yeah, yeah, and then
b making weird faces, weird posturelike Billie Eilish. I thought she looked

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good, okay, but she's kindof doing this purposeful thing where she's taking
her shoulders, hunching them forward,leaning forward, putting her arms in it.
Did she have a coach that says, here's how you He's definitely telling
her to do that, but it'spart of the whole get up. It's
part of the whole, like whatevershe's wearing and the I don't want to
say not character, but right,Cardi B's dress was awesome. I just

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saw it. That iss crazy amountof dress. Yeah, well you should
see Lizzo's because she looked like abrown paper bag full of groceries. Yeah.
I've also added Drake and Kendrick Lamarto. I think that's over,
So you're good. I don't care. People keep saying the texting, like,

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hey, what do you think aboutthe whole Drake and Kendrick. I
don't know, I'm not, I'mnot my thoughts on it. I didn't
really pay It's familiar to it toomuch because that John and music hasn't been
doing well. So I feel likeyou've moved on from it. No,
no, no, I feel likeit's kind of manufactured. You know,
it's not it's not real beef justto you know, helped fake beef to

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to get people interested inp hop outthere. Uh. The fiance of the
Wisconsin elementary school teacher who was arrestedlast week from making out with a fifth
graders called off their wedding. Believeit or not, Yeah, I saw
that updated. I'm like, oh, really, a fifth grade? A
fifth grade? Or another creep inthe news. This guy in Florida who

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goes by pee Wee. He's beenarrested after allegedly exposing himself to multiple shoppers
at Target and Walmart. This onechick said that that she had been staring,
he'd been staring at her and touchinghimself. The cops looked at the
Walmart security footage they were able toidentify pee Wee, and he was arrested
for exposing himself last month as well, after he did the same thing at

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some at Target to some chicks there. Great, yeah, all right,
peewee. Ten minutes in jail foryou. If oh, Menace text says
no, it's a real beef.Menace doesn't know what he's talking about.
As usual. Oh yeah. BetweenKendrick and Drake, I was at a
place. I was at a sandwichshop by my house and they did one

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of these things where they have like, you know, yeah, and you
have to pick your sign. Yeah, you put your tip in the bucket
Drake bucket or the like. Yeah, I've seen that. That's it made
me not want to tip. WhyI did? I was going to tip,
but then I decided I did,but I handed it to them.
I said, I'm not getting involvedin this. I just can't pickters.

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I like Rick, but maybe youknow, Drake does make good songs.
But it's you know, the thingI find so interesting about it is the
way people talk about it. Theytalk about this with the same amount of
intensity and seriousness as they do thewhole like you know, hummas. It's
not that serious. Their world though. That's sad. It's sad. It's

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sad when you get that invested.Yeah, and you're oh my god,
but that could happen with beer peopletoo, like people that are really into
they could, you know, beefover what's better? Oh my god?
Just okay, like you know,these people don't know you, don't care
about you, whatever, and youcan go their beef and just anybody else

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you don't know, you know,but they get so worked up. I
did enjoy the BBL Drizzy song though. That was pretty fun whatever that is?
Sure? Sure? Uh? Haveyou also? Speaking of online,
have you seen the man or bearquestion that's been going around on social media?
But I'm intrigued. Okay, sowomen were asked, would you rather

(29:22):
be alone in the woods with abear or a man? You don't know?
What do you do? I meanstrange man equally dangerous. All dudes
are creepy, lets are good looking. You're alone with a strange guy.
How about how about the wild animalthat is I don't know, however many

(29:44):
times more your body weight and completelywild. More another human that you can
communicate with at least and explain person. Change the sentence to extremely attractive person.
That you do not know, andwe don't know if it's an attractive
or another attractive. But I'm justsaying the answer would be way different if

(30:04):
you just add that one line.Number one already had an encounter with the
bear in the wild and was justfine, I'll take the bear, you'll
take the bear. I would gobear as well, you would go bear.
Yes, I think I could.I think I could climb a tree
or something. Can we agree tolist learn from each other by asking questions

(30:26):
and not sure? Yeah? Whydoes your mind automatically go to the man
in this question? Somebody you don'tknow, That's how it was phrased.
Somebody you don't know automatically goes toperv psycho killer, freak weirdo. Because
we're on this show every day.Well those are the stories. That's freak

(30:47):
weirdo, psycho killer. How couldyou don't know this? Much? Like
good, good dude who helps youout door? Gat like really nice bear?
So I saw people out I liketo say, that's a brilliant question.
But that's where your mind directly goes, right, But that's that's the
risk. As you're going it couldbe one or the other. You're assessing

(31:07):
the risk of if it turns outto be that a scary person, and
if you could take an angry bear, I mean, or the difference between
the two. You have a bettershot against a guy, random guy than
you do against a bear. Ifall things are equal and you're being attacked,
what do you have the better chanceof surviving? I would say human?

(31:30):
The human all day, every day. And when I saw this,
I thought this was a put onthe easiest question ever. And I'll tell
you why because the by the way, fun with accents. I'll play it
a clip here in a second.But seven out of the ten women picked
bear. Yeah, and I thoughtthis has got to be a put on,
just for the social media thing.Here's the other thing. Is that
a bear, if he's going tokill you and eat you, that's what

(31:52):
it's going to do. If it'sa psychotic human being, they could torture
you and hold you and do allthese crazy things automatically, automatically go there,
we just said, because that's allyou hear about in today's society are
the psychos and the murder and theserial killers. You hear about that,

(32:14):
true, But in the war Ijust heard about I just heard about a
person who won a brand new truckand gave it to some kid who's really
hard work at the high school.Like, that's not nice. That's not
a grabby headline. The grabby headlinesare murder. Yes. In addition to
headlines, you also go out inthe world. You see people, right,
But I'm not alone in the kitesitting and eating a sandwich. All

(32:38):
right, but you're not by yourself. Yeah, I want to trust the
kite guy, you know, exactly, not the kite guy and I have.
That's just strange to me. It'sreally strange. I thought it was
a put on. I thought itwas a put on for I get it.
Wow, we are just viewed asmonsters. Yeah, totally. Well,

(32:58):
all gay people are predators, rightabout it? Upsetting? Oh well,
geez, there's a gay guy around. How do you know the guy
they might try to have sex withme. I don't want to be in
the locker room with the gay guy, right, How do you know the
guy in the woods isn't gay?Keep your kids? Yeah, yes,
you should be the bottom line,because I see homophobia in the news a
lot, right, that's I seethe headlines. Well, look, I

(33:20):
make fun all you want I'm notmaking fun of heline, Greg, how
narcissistic? Did they automatically think thatthe guys into them? Also? Right?
But also like there was no crimeis the most popular genre of everything
for a reason. But women,why I'm asking the question? Your mind

(33:42):
goes directly to true crime? Yeah, and so when I brought this up,
I didn't say you're alone in thewoods and will be attacked. Right,
who would you rather be out therewith? I didn't say that.
I said you're just out there withRando Bear. You realize how much true
crime happens in the woods. Andalso, why is a random guy out
in the woods. I'm on ahigh. That guy is stalking his prey.

(34:08):
The world is losing the you're graspingwhat a hypothetical question is. I
don't think so answer you're mad.I'm not mad. Mad, I don't.
I don't feel like you answered.Look I did answer. I did
answer that she fears put into herbecause of what's put in the news.

(34:30):
So I think she did give asolid So your life has gone from when
you hear a random man boom truecrime? Yeah, because what is every
day? I get her answer.I understand it, but I don't agree
with it, but I understand it. And here's here's the clip again.
This guy fun accent ahead, justjust so you know, asking women would

(34:52):
they rather be alone in the woodswith a bear or a man? You
don't know would be stuck in aforest with a man or a bear?
Man is scary with a bear?Well, I've heard about bears. They
don't always attack you, right,So maybe a bear probably depends what man,
But probably a bear of bear,which is like terrifying to say,

(35:15):
but definitely a bear. Some menare very scary out there. A bear,
I would say, I would saya man, because some men are
very scary. I'm like bears andbears don't always attack you attack. I
mean, bears are pretty cute.I was watching a video earlier today.
You can't even you can't handle spiderin your house, your highhood and come

(35:37):
kill it. Bears are super cute. But you're worried. You're not worried
about the bear. You're saying itlike, oh, we would go up
and hug the bear. Nobody's huggingthe bear. Are we scared of the
bear? Yes, but I wouldtake my chances with the bear, just
like these ladies True Bear Crime Podcast. If there was, I mean,

(36:00):
have you seen cocaine? Yeah,have you seen cocaine? Bear? This
is a see what else We've gotfor you on this Tuesday morning. That
whole bear or random guy question?Interesting, You've got a lot of people

(36:22):
engaged. Yeah, on the textif you're just tuning in, there's this
whole question of they're asking women,would you rather be alone in the woods
with a bear or a man youdon't know? And I thought it was
nuts when I first saw it becauseseven out of these ten chicks said the
bear. And I asked a questionhere in the room of both Sammy and

(36:46):
I didn't even consider really and Rabyboth said bear bear right. I would
never go wild animal like bear,you know, I'd rather be swimming alone
in the oce with a random manor a shark. I was hiking with
my dad in Montana and they saidbe on their lookout for bears and carry
bear spray. I was paranoid thetime hike. Yeah, yeah, so

(37:13):
scared. But yeah, yeah,I got a lot of people. I
got a lot of people talking onthe text, for sure, A lot
of text saying, don't forget bearscan climb trees. I don't know what
that said, because she would climba tree, figure it out. I
think I could figure it out withthem. And I'm sure you can climb
a tree way faster than a bear. Tande. Oh wait, bears are
really really really slow. Oh wait, oh hold on, hold on.

(37:34):
They're not like a truck coming atyou. From follow up news dot com.
The teenagers who were seen on videodumping a bunch of trash off the
side of a boat into the shirts. They've been charged with felonies. Nice
good, Well, they knew whothey were because there was like I guess,
like a partying cove kind of thinggoing on, and then they hopped.
You know, they were already inthe boat. But then they took

(37:55):
the boat from the party cove tothe inlet out to the ocean just dump
the trash and they came right back. So people watch them. Oh my
god, the trash and then theywent back to the party. So you
had it in your boat. Youcouldn't just leave it in your boat taking
up too much space for Oh mygod. Yeah, there's she wore a
video of them just being a holeseight people like that. Yeah. I

(38:17):
don't know exactly how they're they justsaid teenagers idiots. I mean, look,
they'll they'll probably grow up to regretthat. In the moment, you
know, look in the moment we'veall done stuff, or like when you
threw the chair off the boat,right, yeah, that was throwing garbage
into the and so now you've grownup side and you know you feel you
feel guilt on that, right.Absolutely, Let's hope they do. Let's

(38:40):
hope for the best. I don'tknow, I mean people are like,
oh, send them to prison.I don't think they're gonna you know,
I don't think they're going to sendthese kids to prison for dumping the garbage
in. But yeah, hopefully itis a changing point in their life.
They should be heavily fined, lessdouchey. Well yeah, I mean the
fines will come obviously, like felling, whether you go to jail or not,

(39:01):
probably not, but they will definitelycome. With a chiropractor and Oklahoma's
in the news because he specializes inworking with animals. We were just talking
about to you know, defend yourself. Chiropractor called in Carlos. But this
guy, he's done adjustments on everythingfrom dogs to chickens and he's even got
a video of him cracking a draft'sneck. Yeah, this video is crazy.

(39:25):
Yeah, there's one guy that's superfamous online. He does does dogs.
Yeah, only dogs, dogs exclusivedogs. Don't say he does dogs.
Maybe he does cats once in awhile. I would never trust my
dog to do that. No,well, because how do you know what's

(39:46):
ailing them? Like? Oh yeah, right on that side. My friend
Terry took her dog to a dogchiropractor. But you could tell, like
this was an older dog whose hipwould always just kind of smign out,
and so he the hip back.But he needs physical therapy right right,
because that's just the chiropractice, that'sjust the that's just the band aid,

(40:06):
which it was, yeah, treatingthe actual problem. They do have physical
therapy for dogs, definitely, Ibelieve that, Oh yeah, for sure.
For horses forty four woody. Youever see a horse in a pool?
Pretty cool? Yeah? I did. My dad trains race horses and
they have like these spas for horsesthat are rehabilitating. Do you know where
I saw it? Wayne Noon's house? All right? Took to Newton's house.

(40:29):
Yeah, I took a tour ofhis house and he had like horse
pools there, all right, moreWood. He shows next tag on what
he show be back back, backYard, back in a bed fellow comrades
and mediocrity. I want you tolisten, very careful. You can all
go straight to show. And it'sanother new hour insensitivity Training for a politically

(40:51):
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's May the seventh, twenty twenty
four. Raby, Oh great,menace seed mass Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. What hetexts us too to nine eight seven So
Sea Bass is going to give anotherone of his does it suck reviews.
We had a debate of the movieStrays, which I think came out what

(41:15):
last year? Yeah, yeah,there was some pot off their conversation about
it. Yeah, and not forkids. It's a ring. It's very
It must have been fun to getthe clips. Well I already watched it,
okay, but they clean them allup so we can play them on
the air. Yeah. I haveto bleep some things, Okay, hopefully
I got all the bleeps or didI button trigger? Yeah? What do

(41:37):
you have to watch that movie?Yeah? I know I will. I
plan on watching. But yeah,Braby was upon intended dogging it and you
know, uh and then so youknow or menace. Oh you didn't watch
it yet, did you? Iwatched. Greg came to his defense.
I think it's when the Sea Basswatched it, and so he's gonna give
us a does it suck review?I watched it the you went to the

(41:58):
theater theater? Yeah, wow,like fun I did too. I think
burning time true. Yeah, Ithink he's afraid of his house. Yeah.
He famously goes on hour and ahalf long trips for like gas and
fried chicken. Yeah, on theweekends. I think he just does every
music festal. I think he justlike what he said. I like being

(42:19):
out, he likes being occupied.He doesn't care what it is. Yeah,
yeah, I can see that.Yeah, that makes sense. I
mean it'd be interesting to see withlike a if there's like a psychological like
a psychologist would have to say aboutthat. How does that track for a
personality or maybe no, no,no, no, I know exactly what
it is. What is it?The like the shows and like podcasts and

(42:40):
stuff that I look up to thatI like. Yeah, they usually go
to like every like social like biggathering event and they recap it, and
I enjoy their recaps. So Ilike to do something similar. So that's
basically what it is. And thestory the stories come out of going to

(43:00):
events like that, not necessarily likeit's about the event, So you're like
something that might have happened. SoI'm like trying to make new stories,
earn these stories. Well, he'sgot a podcast. I have my podcast
and I talk about it on thatwith my friends. He's got a podcast.
Yeah, oh okay, yeah,I mean I present them. Sometimes
they just don't come up on theair. So we have the does it

(43:22):
Suck review of strays coming up.There's a story here about a bitcoin trader
who lost almost seventy million dollars.Yeah, after sending crypto to the wrong
online account address. Turns out itwas a scam. The scammers made spoof
accounts to trick this guy into sendingfunds to this fake address. And because

(43:44):
blockchains are public, they say it'seasy for scammers to find people's crypto addresses
and send out spoof transactions to fishfor victims. That's exactly what happened to
this guy. To the tune ofalmost so they say seventy million. Damn,
that's not good. Oh no,well, there's no fd I se

(44:04):
with the cryptocurrency world. So ifyou're scammed, you're scammed. It's over
what a great system that is?Well, I mean the ft I see
is only good for you know,stuff that's in like a bank account.
Yeah, not for investments. Yourinvestments aren't protected. Every every transaction is
tracked though, Bass it's public.Yeah, so they know where the money.
We know where this money is,but there's no way to know whose

(44:27):
money has that necessarily and yeah,who has that account? I should say,
So that's why they try to claimthat it's the safest. The Netflix
is of Joe comedy festivals going onthroughout the entire month, and Neil Brennan,
yeah, he's uh, he's gota special on Netflix called Crazy Good.
I don't know if you watched anyof it, but he has this
whole bit on cryptocurrency, and youknow the dorks who are in the cryptocurrency

(44:51):
stuff. So what kind of peopleare are? You? Are? Crypto
people? Yeah? I'm sitting cryptoout people, go where you put your
money? The bank? Shut up. My issue with crypto is everyone who
told me about crypto had never spokenabout finances before. Ever. It's like,
weren't you in DJ three weeks anddon't want. I was talking to

(45:14):
my buddy, It's like, bro, you'll make sick returns. I was
like, never speak to me thisway about money. Social media makes everybody
think they have to be cool certainpeople. I don't want cool, right.
I don't want a cool finance guy. I don't want a cool lawyer.
I don't want to cool doctor.I want my doctor be like Bro,
I saw your X rays. Theywere so sketch. I have important

(45:35):
things in my life, you know, I want charge of them. Dorks
want in charge of my important things. Oily skin, bad clothing, no
eye contact, just a touch ofass bergers. Just to start, little
bit crazy, good Netflix special.All right, t Mass is going to
have our does it Suck review forthe movie Strays, and we'll see,

(46:00):
we'll see what already thinks. Peoplereally got unravy about it when she said
the movie so the hate has comein? Yeah? Maybe? All right,
does it suck? That is thequestion the movie. Usually we've you
know, done this around some typeof movie that's up for like a big

(46:22):
award. Stuff we expect to suck. Yeah, yeah, because every year
the Oscars has that one movie thateverybody worships and it really sucks so bad,
and no one talks about it assoon as oscars are over? Right?
What what about Roma? Dude?Watch or that piano one with Bradley
Cooper like we did a whole Didit suck on Roma? And I wouldn't
have been able to come over thatname if you had a gun to Matt

(46:45):
years now. Oh wait, wait, oh wait, week all right,
so does it suck? The movieis Strays. This just came up a
sort of organically. We were talkingabout how Americans now prefer I think like
ninety minutes is the ideal length fora movie, and I said, even

(47:06):
ninety minutes can feel like an eternity. I'm looking at you straight, but
I will say that there was atime in my life I probably would have
really liked Strays, you know,like when we were sneaking HBO R rated
movies in the basement when we weretwelve. I think Strays would have been
my favorite movie there. Yes,what happened? So well? Now what

(47:27):
did your heart die? Now?I just don't appreciate when movies are lazy,
and I think this movie's very lazy. And Raby took a lot of
heat. I did keep on thetext because she said that it sucked.
She caught them straights. Hey Kenny, Yeah, lazy writing, lazy,
it's performances. I thought, it'sleate, we'll go to the clips and
we'll just sid here. So Ihave not watched it. One in here

(47:51):
who is based on the trailer.I thought it was going to be a
good time, so I had expectationsof a good time. The idea it's
R rated comedy set in a children'sworld, much like ted or Sausage Party,
and that's a lot of the humoris what's supposed to be nice and
sweet. In this case, LittleDogs Like Dogs just starts off that owl
and launchy things. And it's premisedaround Will Ferrell as Reggie. He's a

(48:12):
little mutt, little tiny little mutt, and he's owned by MENACE's hero Will
Forte, last man on Earth,and Reggie, like all dogs, loves
Doug, who is a Will Forte'scharacter so much. Here's more about that.
Honestly, the only thing in theworld that Doug maybe loves more than
me is his favorite toy. Hegives him haircuts, he watches TV with

(48:38):
it times, scaring and ruining it, and the way he pets that thing.
Sometimes I wish I was a butevery time I try to play with
it, he gets so possessive.Already hilarious. What's coming in fresh on
this? Yeah, sure he's enjoyingit. That's funny. Now the whole

(48:58):
point is that Reggie again, Doug'sis dirt bag. He's a awful joan
in front of the dog. Allthat stuff true, and in fact we
learned that Doug the the human istrying to get rid of little Reggie the
dog, and he plays this game. Lately, Doug has been playing a
brand new game with me called FetchingFetch. Basically, Doug drops me off

(49:22):
really far away cyon Kana savvy.He throws the ball and drives home without
me. Then it's my turn toget the ball and find my way back
home when I bring the ball back, he says, And that's how I
know the game. I also feellike that went on forever. This setup

(49:43):
took. It's a ninety minute movie. The setup is fifteen to twenty minutes
because you want to see all allthe fun was I gonna meet up with
the other dogs. So what happensis eventually to the rabies rabies point there
Eventually, the the fetchen f worksand Reggie can't or Reggie can't find his
way home. Well, Will Ferrellcan't find his way home, and he

(50:04):
meets all the other dogs, includingJamie Fox, who's a little pug little
England or English whatever it is,a boxer, Boston what it is?
So this is Jamie Fox and he'salso a tiny little dog. But there's
also these big dogs around and they'revery scary. But Jamie Fox, he's
been astray for a long time,so street smart, he knows how to
act tough. Yeah, we candestroy this guy, right, Yeah,

(50:25):
go ahead, write me. Youknow how many diseases is up in me?
Rabies, skabies, whatever disease youcan get from tough the dead squirrel
last night. Man, this guyis so crazy off the trash you want
to get recycled. Anybody got atwisted time? Okay, who's next?

(50:46):
He's freaking me out. As thatclip is playing, this text comes over.
My daughter loves that movie we justwatched. This is she twelve?
Because I would have loved it attwelve. The movie you're supposed to watch
the kids, Yes, certainly notthe home bound crowd. Yeah, it's
shot like Homer Bound. But right, this is a does it suck review

(51:07):
of the movie Strays? All right. So eventually all these other dogs,
all the other stray dogs, hislittle crew he meets up with. They
say, hey, man, yourowner really is a jerk to you.
And and this is where Reggie realizesthat this guy neglects. He throws you
on the street, and you stillthink he's a good guy. Yeah.
I mean, if if Doug doesn'tlike me, why does he let me
eat his leftover human food so hedoesn't have to buy dog food? And

(51:30):
why didn't he put a collar andtags on me? Because he doesn't believe
in labels? Come on, andthe bandana he gave me is way more
special than a collar because he usedit for his sneezes, Penis sneezes.
You should write that down for well, for one of your immature replies.

(51:52):
The text messages that, right,that's Isla Fisher and Randall Park there voices
so a big, big a listcash. Yeah, this one says,
if he actually liked Strays, thenyour favorite movie of all time is Stepbrothers.
I love Stepbrotheray, yeah, youwould love this one. I love
step brother all right. So eventuallyOkay, Reggie figures it out. Will
Ferrell's character figure Okay, yes,Doug is a dick. So he says,

(52:14):
how am I gonna get back atmy own? Now it becomes a
revenge move right, becomes a revengemovie. And this is Reggie's idea.
Well, he needs to know he'shurt me, he needs to feel my
pain, and he needs to payfor what he did with the only thing
he truly loves. I'm gonna bitehis off. Did he just say I'm

(52:34):
still a little drunk, But didI just say you say that? He
said I'm gonna bite his off?Good plan? Yeah, so yeah,
very gross al rated. Now,at this point, all the dogs they
go on a variety of adventures,classic adventure movie. They're trying to find
Doug to get revenge by biting offhis junk. Things happen, a bunch
of the meat, a bunch ofanimals, so on and so forth,

(52:55):
and eventually the situations. Eventually theyend up in the palace though through one
meeting the other, and they sayto himself, all of us dogs in
here, there's one quote unquote dogcatcher slash jailer. He's a big jerk.
Brett Gellman is played by it playshim, and we need to figure
out how to get him into thehow to lure him into the cell,
and how to then overpower him sowe can escape. I've got it.

(53:19):
What's the thing humans are most obsessedwith about dogs? Ours? Yes?
Every single time? What do theydo? They come and bag it up?
Yes? Right, We poop untilhe has to open these doors,
and when he does, we charm. Nice thinking kid, I'm in very
funny. So he slips on poop, gets covered in poop, and all

(53:47):
the dogies escaped. Nice okay,nice gross out scene there. Uh.
And so they finally they all getall the adventures ensue, the group breaks
up, they get back together,and they finally get back to will Forte
aka Doug's house. All the dogsburst in and he's like, wait,
hold on, what's going on here? What's going on? And he's trying

(54:08):
to beat them up and hurt themand vice versa. And this is the
big confrontation between Doug and Reggie andhis friends. You got yourself some friends.
Let me tell you, furry something. Your buddy here ruined my life
before him, I had a goodthing going a roof over my head checks

(54:30):
from my mom, two girlfriends.No, I have no house, no
girlfriends, and I have to masturbateall day. The dog turn me into
a loser dog. You're dear right. I came in, they all attack

(54:52):
dog and he gets burned up.He was hurt real bad, and that's
good. But you remember the fire. Did his junk actually get bitten off?
Yeah, there's a against This isa spoiler alert there. There's a
credit scene where he's at the doctor. He's talking about and he says,
we cannot reattach here your unit.So that's pretty much it strays. You

(55:13):
know. It's a revenge movie setin the cute world. The little Dugans
beep and it's all all the differentdogs have the different characteristics. Yeah,
I forgot team up with like theGreat Dane and yeah, yeah, I
always forget. Ela Fisher is actuallyAustralian because she plays Australian wolf found or

(55:34):
whatever that is. How's her pinedivorced? So that's straight? Does it
suck? What say you room?Absolutely not? Yeah, it's swings.
I was already swing. I wasalready interested to watch it. It is
a swing a miss, Greg,exactly what you said. Error, I'm
even more interested now after hearing evenmore clips from it. Yeah, it's

(55:59):
a oh what's fun? It's Iwanted it to be fun. I was
incredibly bored. Just too many poopand wiener jokes for you, Raby,
Yeah, just okay, like thewriter is talentless, talentlessto. Yeah,
yeah, that's what I'm going on. Shot fire Danby. In your opinion,
how would have been bad? Likewhether choices could should they had made

(56:22):
just plotted out a little bit better? It wasn't plotted out well. It
was just like a series of scenesand they just weren't funny. They just
kept going back to the toilet.Well, that's that's the heights a movie.
That's the tad format. I heardus laughing. We heard the phrase
tongue f a squirrel. Yeah,in ninety minutes. That's clever. It's

(56:45):
just not clever. Maybe must behigh on drugs not to like Strays.
I'm hearing the clips and it's funnyas hell. I'm gonna watch the movie
now, Oh, get back tous. It's not gonna workers. Yeah,
but you're the dug of no Straysis a good get you drunk with
friends, high with a party movie? Yeah, it's just fun. Yeah,

(57:07):
yeah, living. I would definitelylike it better if I was smashed.
Well, somebody said they they wentand watched it. They did partake
in adult drinks and smoke. Thereyou go, then it's good. This
is not Oppenheimer right, you don'tgo, well I didn't. Yes,

(57:27):
that was not entertained. If you'rea ninety minute comedy, you should be
entertaining. I am not entertained.See that's what do you think? Does
it? I don't love it,but I don't think it sucks. Yeah.
I remember when I first liked it, and it was like, well,
that's this cure, you know?Not my all time list eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. If youwant to tell us what you know,
JACKSI and some of the thing isright over to two two nine eight seven.

(57:52):
If you saw a Strays, whatdo you think? And if this
was your first exposure really to it, hearing anything more about it than what
you saw on a you know traileror what, let us know what you
thought? Are you more or lessinclined to watch it? Now? There's
something that text over to two tonine eight seven. The Woody Show,

(58:13):
The Woody Show, It is Tuesdaymorning, everybody, sweet, welcome back.
Yeah. So, according to research, the food item that people tend
to reach for first when they're havinga bad day is chocka No, not

(58:37):
chocolate, potato chips, chips,no sandwiches, any other guesses. No,
it's it's actually tacos, you guys. Tacos. Yeah. When it
comes to instantly improving moods, toptacos top the list. Thirty three percent
of people say tacos make a badday better. I mean, I agree

(59:01):
with that, that's not something youjust grab, right, but I mean,
you know what today is, right, it's rain and tacos. Run
out of the sky tacos. Noneed to ask why, just open your
mouth and close your eyes. Whyit's ray and tacos. Show your extream

(59:27):
tacos. Oh you canny. Thatis sl geeze and me tacos cam salad

(59:50):
and it makes a bad day better. Tacos tall. That is cheez shell
you eat lettuce, cheez shellez cheezecheeze cheeze cheez. It's rain and tacos.
Rain and tacos. Yeah, nota moment dry. It could be.

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Well, you're happy Taco Tuesday,everybody, And if you're in a
bad mood today, apparently, reachfor a taco. We're gonna talk some
more. What do you show foryou next? Will be right back?
It will happen, or what doyou show next? Menace? Are you
ready for today? Yes? Somecarbo loading. He's got some pop pop

(01:00:37):
tarts going, that's all it was. What's the flavor strawberry strawberry? Okay,
strawberry frosted pop tarts. Menace isgetting in Vaughan medic in von both
are going to be doing the TwoBears five K Yeah with Bert Kreischer and
Tom Segura today. Where is thathappening? The Rose Bowl? Okay,

(01:00:58):
yeah yeah, lead people can stillsign up. You've got a couple hours.
I'm headed over there after the show, but not for the walk or
the run, just for the hang. Yeah, we're just invited for the
after party. You're doing it right, Yeah, that's how you do it,
men, this is pop tart loading. Yeah. I was talking to
Bert's wife, Leanne, and Igo, yeah, you can just put

(01:01:21):
me on there for the the afterparty. She goes, Yeah, there's
a lot of people doing that,a lot of Bird's friends. Here's a
lot of fetty friends like jelly Roll. Yeah, Shane Gillis is not a
small man. Yeah. They're actuallydoing it though, yea jelly Roll a
bunch of comedians. So I mean, what's your plan minute? Are you
just gonna walk run, walk?I'm gonna walk run, yes, okay,

(01:01:45):
and Vaughn's gonna be getting it allon video. Yeah. So walking
backwards slowly, you be changing intosome sort of workout gear. Yeah,
of course, bright gear. Readyto go. Now, Sammy wants to
see you in your workout because ministeredbe This is a a while ago,
so he's not nearly where he was. I guess because when you did that

(01:02:07):
Disney five K, it's okay,but you said you ran the whole time.
Yeah, I did, almost died, but you ran it. Yeah,
but I but I, uh Idid. Today you're doing the walk
round this one. We kind ofjust like, yeah, oh you want
to do it? God, Icould train. I could ever run way
the entire time for yeah anymore,dude, No, I did a race

(01:02:28):
but when I was in my teenOh okay, I ran. I can't
even remember how long it was.Yeah, well you can do that.
When you're a kid, you cando that. You get swimming pools that
are sixty degrees. It didn't matter. It's fun to do that stuff.
Woody Showing. It's another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(01:02:50):
Your yarn's Tuesday morning. It's Mayseventh, twenty twenty four. That's Ramy.
There's great gory, Happy new hour. Would happy new hour to you,
Greg, Thank YOUFG. There's MenaceHi. You would love to if
you would follow us on social media, the social media platform of your choice.
Do it at the Woody Show.Got something on that in a second.
There's Sea Mass. Yeah, wegot Sammy Bort. Caroline there here

(01:03:13):
in the Woody Show production department.Morgan our associate producer. She's here,
Von our video producer. And thenyou can join in as well on the
phones topic contest whatever it might be. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. I couldn't believe the insensitive video that
Ravey sent me. It's on myTwitter if you want to see it,

(01:03:35):
Woody ShW. You can find meon Twitter Woody ShW. It's my most
recent I thought you would like it. It's my most recent. Number one
incredibly insensitive. And then number twotoo soon. Wow, I didn't think
you would take it that way.Yeah, I thought you would chuckle.
Yeah. I just showed it toGreg and Menace during the break. I
couldn't believe what right you would expect? Maybe I would post right Raby sent

(01:04:00):
it to me. But I agreewith you, too soon. That's even
too simple. And you know it'sjust simply uh yeah, it's wrong.
It's offensive. I'm sorry, itreally is. I'm sorry. Anyway,
find the Woody Show at the WoodiesShow on the social media platform of your
choice. Hey, you guys,how about some food now? All right,

(01:04:26):
So for a limited time PF Chang's, they're offering a fortune cookie bouquet
for your mom whoa you know,to get her one for Mother's Day.
That's what she wants. Yeah,now you gotta wonder how much to make
that happen. Doesn't matter. Well, I've got the answer. Thirty nine
ninety nine. Wow, and youcan have a fortune cookie bouquet. What
are your Mommy liked that? Right? Gray? No? A fortune cookie

(01:04:48):
bouquet? Yeah? Why not?No? No, I don't think she's
a big fan of fortune cookie's.Who is a big fan of actually eating
fortune rules? I mean if they'redipped in chocolate. Speaking of cookies,
Menace, we have a Food Newsfollow ups sitting on the table there.
We got We talked about this,I think last week or two, the
new churo flavored oreo go get it, Menace. They're right over there,

(01:05:12):
buddy. You don't want to move. You know, we spotted we were,
we were. We were at aseven eleven in Dallas when we were
there last week and they had someof those uh uh sour patch kids oreos
oreos. They're they're like in thesnack size container. I was at a
seven eleven literally yesterday and I sawhas anyone else seen a Doctor Pepper flavored

(01:05:36):
meat stick like adorn to get oneof those? I was like, am
I seeing things? I think theyhad ones, but not DoD just I
just saw something today and it wasDr Pepper as jack Linx wild snacks,
Dr Pepper inspired flavors. God yeah, so fat, Yeah, it is

(01:05:59):
the flaming hot cheetoh ones. Iget that sounds but doctor Pepper does not
sound right. Could people say sometimesyou marinate like pork and where you would
again poke or some such things marinatedyou oreos? Good g Perhaps that would
be pretty easily. Oh, Ithought it tastes like a chiro or cheerio.
Sorry you even try it yet?Someone's not handed. I know.

(01:06:24):
Nobody understands passing things. You know. There died Shay need half the stuff
she get touches anyway, including these. I like it. She's just looking
at them. Didn't try it?Well, okay, doesn't taste like do
you like? Right? Kind ofare you? That's why she was so

(01:06:44):
reluctant to feel. What's so?What's so scary about the oreo? She
don't get fat? She doesn't wantto look like us. Yeah, scared
strain right? Yeah? Yeah,and they're good. That's pretty good really?
Yeah? Sure, your little crispcrunchies, yeah, I mean right

(01:07:05):
now, it's a solid cookie.Yeah, that's not bad. Some other
food news Mother's Day related Krispy Kremethey have a collection of mini doughnuts just
in time for Mother's Day. They'recalled Minis from hom to Horrible. Subway
has launched a bogo offer Buy one, get one, So you buy one
foot long subgreg tiny cheese cheese andyou get one sub of equal or lesser

(01:07:34):
value for free. That goes throughthat rule Monday the thirteenth through the app
only. I did not say anythingabout but I'm assuming maybe probably. I'm
sure they'll complicate it somehow. Someother food news Hoifong Foods, maker of
the saracha sauce that comes in thegreen cap bottle with the rooster on it.

(01:07:55):
Oh, so much drama. Theyhave halted production until after labor Day,
which means you might want to stockup. Don't stock up. They
changed it, right, they changedthe formula. So I have a theory
on this one of those men.It's one of those manufactured deals because the
sales have slumped since they came back. Remember that they were they were gone

(01:08:17):
for a while. There's a differentpepper supplier or something like that, and
it changed it completely. Yeah,now I don't I don't use any of
it, but from what I understand, it's different enough that people don't like
it as much. Imagining their saleshave dropped and so now because people are
paying crazy money. Remember they hadthem up on eBay and stuff. Definitely,
if they create a shortage limited supply, it'll drive sales because people go

(01:08:44):
out and they'll buy a bunch ofthose. I'm just saying that it's been
mid af since the beginning. Ilove I was the O G. I
called it Rooster called. We boughtthat replacement. People are going to text

(01:09:06):
in saying you need to get theO G stuff from the Trader Joe's right.
Still, it's not somewhere else.We bought some, yeah, directly
from the original supplier. I thoughtI just thought it was a Trader Joe's
thing. Oh no, here itis the Doctor of pepperthing that I saw.
So you go through the drive throughof a Sonic you order a large

(01:09:29):
Doctor Pepper with pickles. Oh yeah, and then you know that you would
see on the on the order theyput the pickles on the order as cherries,
and so they put the pickles inyour Doctor Pepper. Why don't know.
I will to try it. Yeah. Some people claimed that they've had

(01:09:53):
it before it became a thing.Some say it's a variation of Doctor Pepper,
pucker or witch doctor. That's awitch doctor. I get, you
know, okay, they call ita suicide when you take a cup and
you get all the different one ofthose is right. No, I know
it sounds gross. It's kind oflike when people put milk in. But
people seem to think that it actuallytastes good. I can't, I can't.

(01:10:14):
I can't imagine that that it wouldbe that way, but not finish,
shout you some. So we atthe neighborhood sonic is we Let's see
how long it takes them too.They pretty busy, Yes, ma'am,
I need to get a large doctorpepper with pickles, with pickles, all

(01:10:35):
right, large The drive through personnot flinched, like, what bitch did
you? What did you just say? You say with pickles? Why?
Because I reckon? You just sayyeah, I'm not even faced? All
right, you got it. Someother woody show, Food News, Food

(01:10:56):
News Doritos. They have two summertimeflavors to go along with your Barbie Qan.
They got Dorito's Ketchup Brave. OhI've had Dorito's Ketchup before fire and
uh no, no no, nono no, because just be cool,
be hip, alright, I apologize, thank you for come on. Also
Dorito's spicy mustard. Good. Yeah. Other Chip News already has seven flavors

(01:11:24):
of pop corners. That's you know, some kind of popcorn chip light and
corn and white cheddar and sweet chili. But now you can add one more
spicy Jalapenil popper pop corners. Ohyeah, how was that not a thing
already? No, No, probablypretty big and one that you might be

(01:11:45):
sleeping on because it's a sleeper hitfor Walgreens. These are mango gummy candies,
and apparently they're a big hit.These are exclusive to Walgreens, and
there's such a big hit that they'relimiting orders now on their website to one
bag a customer. Really, yeah, wal Mart, Walgreens, really the
pharmacy. Yeah, so mango gummycandy. People are apparently going crazy for

(01:12:11):
it. Okay, I mean gummycandy whatever. I mean, Yeah,
that's not a teenager thing anything.I get it all that excited about.
But there's some what you show foodNews we approve. Yeah. Yeah about
the turro. I like the oreothe oreos. Yeah, I mean it
was really scary to try it,you know, I guess why were you

(01:12:32):
so like hesitant? I just didn'twant it. Oh, and by the
way, I'll try I mean Itried it. There's a lot of cinnamon.
I know that I don't like supercinnamon things, so it's not really
not something I want cinnamon candy.This is not I've seen rats getting this
stuff more than that the tiniest timetasting how big oreos are and you know,

(01:12:54):
oh yeah, why are you tryingto peer pressure? Just surprising.
I don't understanding something. I'm Ijust don't understand that approach cookies and cakes
and things that they come in.Yeah, but that's your I know,
that's your wheelhouse. I know.We got some more Woodies show coming up,
some questions for the fellas. Soit's Raby and Sammy Morgan, Caroline,

(01:13:17):
they all got together for some questionsfor the fellows. Things that the
ladies are trying to understand about dudes, all right, and that will be
next year on the Woody Show.Hang on the what do you show back
in a few You're right back ifyou go out in the hall and test
fire and there's no smell and thenyou come in here and your far loud

(01:13:40):
Woody Show. I mean, that'swhat Greg's been campaigning for. Well,
yeah for quite a while. Ifthey don't stay, all right, but
everybody enjoy welcome back now. Forthe longest time, Raby was the only
female on the show, the onlyfemale that worked on the show. And
then all of a sudden, man, it was like a species. Yeah,

(01:14:01):
a Lil Sammy and Morgan came onboard, Caroline came on board.
So now there are four ladies whowork here on the Woody Show, and
the questions for the fellas. Imean, you know, there's just there's
just so much more because right,it was like Raby and her friends for

(01:14:23):
the longest time, right, andnow we have all these different ladies questions
for the fellas. Who wants tostart? So I've been watching a lot
of sports lately lately. Yeah,okay, sure, so the ads are
not targeted at me, but I'vebeen seeing this one ad and it got
me thinking, we know how Gregfeels about it. He's injected himself with

(01:14:43):
batchelism, right, But there isa cream that they're directly targeting men where
they're saying it will help your droopyeyelids, it will help your crows feet.
It's a big thing. Yeah,So I know you Woody menace aversion
to moisturizers of any kind, right, like would So that got me thinking,

(01:15:08):
number one, would you consider,oh look, my eyelids are kind
of droopy, I'm gonna start usingthis cream. And then two, do
you think you'd ever consider like aplastic surgery for something like that. Uh,
okay, number one Harry's Razors.You know how they have their line
of different things. They have shampoosnow and things like that. They had,

(01:15:29):
uh this I cream that I startedusing, but then my eyes started
feeling weird. Okay, so youtried I tried it, and were you
using it correctly? I was usingit, I believe crack because sometimes,
you know, like ice creams,you gotta be real careful where do you
put that? Yeah, So Istopped using it, and I felt like
at the time I was using it, it looked slightly better. I have

(01:15:51):
really dark, deep saggy eyes.Put the raccoon so much. Yeah,
raccoons looks like one, and soI stopped us that. But then the
Rock came out with his skincare linethat's our target, and a lot of
people were talking about the I Creamstuff. I had a skincare line.
Yeah, huge like end cap stuff, but not coming not coming from him,

(01:16:13):
but from other people were saying like, oh, actually, out of
that thing, the I Cream stuff. That's cool. I've used it for
about a week now, so ithasn't really done anything. But when it
comes to eye surgery, I knowolder men, they drooped so much that
it affects their vision that you can'tsee. I get that, that's but

(01:16:34):
would you do it for purely vanityreasons? For cosmetic reasons currently? No?
Yeah, what's to save is goingto improve the look? No,
I mean polish the third kind ofidea. No, if it was for
that you couldn't see, sure,But then that would make it medically necessary.
But if it was purely vanity,and you're like, all of a

(01:16:56):
sudden you look in the mirror andyou're like, this could be pulled a
little time. If you tried likethe preparation h green things like that,
they say, that's supposed to work. That's actually antoni. Yeah, that's
because it strinks hormone. Back inthe day, that's what people would say,
Like if you had bags on yourIsaiah, you're supposed to rub,
like not supposed to, but youcould rub. That's a bad idea.
Well, they're supposed to do thatstuff that kind of acts like glue that

(01:17:18):
really ties it up like almost instantly. But in my opinion, it is
just only for a little bit.None of these works, So I would
ever do it to begin with?All? Right, next question, I
want to know. Okay, Sowhen you guys go through puberty, do
you hear your own voice change ordo like other people have to tell you?

(01:17:39):
Or can you hear the difference inyour voice? I can hear it
in recordings, But when it's happened, like in the moment while your voice
was changing, when it gets alllike squeaky or whatever, like, can
you hear that in yourself? Youwould know what it would break, Yeah,
but it would crack. But yeah, you didn't notice the deepness?
No, because I think it's youknow, because did you notice that you
grew? Because it's such a soold it's a gradual process. It's not

(01:18:01):
like the movies and TV where it'sit's one day you wake up, sound
like what's up? Weird? Teenageboys almost speak more deeply than men do.
Because I'm like, maybe makes funof it's what every thirteenth rough my
son? What his son sounds exactlylike? The sounds like disinterested. Bro

(01:18:27):
asked him how his friend was yesterday. Bro. Bro like, what,
because it's weird? Why he's yourbest friend? It's weird how someone's doing.
Yeah, I'm just asking how Iwas weird. I don't know that's
what did you ask? Bro?I did because I don't know. It's
just weird because I always think whathe's over exaggerating his son's voice, and

(01:18:48):
then you talk to like, ohreally spot up. And it's weird too
because you like when you're ten oreleven as a boy, you'll answer well
back when people answered phones in thehouse, you'll answer the phone people think
it's your mom, which, oh, yeah, that's true. Next question
questions for the Fellas. So everygirl I've ever known has journaled or has

(01:19:12):
had a diary. Do you,guys journal? Do you ever write about
your life anywhere or things you wantto accomplish or kept the Brady Bunch journal?
I had a Brady Bunch. Iwouldn't manifest journal. I would call
it a lot. Yeah, itwasn't about your personal life though, No,
But I did try it once whenI took when I summoned in England

(01:19:35):
and I did my British trip,you know, my British trip journal,
and I like started writing like,oh, arrived at the airport and head
in for blah blah blah blah,and then ope, just got my room.
It has a sink in it.And I described the room. Oh,
British people say mind the gap andthey you know, they say instead
of for rent. And then aftera week or so, I thought,

(01:19:57):
am I ever going to read?And the reason being that women are always
constantly revisiting things, rerum ruminating onthings. Oh gosh, it's like,
okay, what's next, let's doit. I've never reread something I've written
down, so why write it down? Because it's kind of therapeutic. I
think it helps with I hate theword manifestation, but you know, yours

(01:20:19):
consciousness. I've never gone back andread it. I have non journaled for
quite a long time, but Idid for many years. Really, I
don't have every day. Yeah Idon't. I didn't. I think maybe
I have a couple. I'll haveto take a look. I know I
got rid of a bunch of thembecause I was like, oh my god,

(01:20:40):
I was. I've tried, andI always think like, I'm going
to be a journal person and thenI'll keep at it for like two days
and that's it. But every timeI see a journal I want to buy
it, But like what do youput in there? Like? What are
you writing about for dinner? Yeah? Journal a lot? Yeah, I
used to journal quite a bit whenI used to be a more a lific

(01:21:00):
dreamer, and I would do that. So I had a dream journal,
not a journal of hopes and dreams, but like, oh my god,
I just dreamt that and I wouldwrite it down. I think that's the
one I still have. Yeah,well, they tell you to do that
so you can help remember your dreams. I understand them. Our next question
question for the Fellas. So Iwas on a website for a casino the
other day, of course, justlike how she's been watching sports later,

(01:21:24):
and it reminded me of the Seinfeldepisode where the NYU reporter outs Jerry,
and Jerry's like, I've been outit. I wasn't even in. And
so when they're trying to convince herthat they're not gay, Jerry and George
Kramer busts in and says, arewe going to go get a steam?
And they're like no steam, nosteam, and He's like, I don't
want to sit there naked all bymyself. So on this casino website,

(01:21:45):
they're promoting a spa and the spais dudes sitting around having a steam together
in tows. That seems like somethingfrom the fifties right, Yeah, very
old timey old guys doing that.Yeah, Like, have you sat around
and steamed with your friends in Dallas? I feel like the way they were

(01:22:08):
promoting it, these were all bugshaving a scene. Yeah, okay,
a trip together. No. Imean I've never had anybody that asked me
to go steam with them. Ithought it was a peculiar way to promote
your casino spa. I think,come to the casino with your bros,
gamble and also steam. I know, like older guys that are These were

(01:22:30):
not older guys. This was likeyoung hot bros. Okay, may I
mean promoting something else, but that'sthe bathhouse. But I mean I was
have you like steamed? No,Like, hey, guys, let's get
in their steam room. Once ata hotel they had a spa and I'm
like, oh, there's a steamroom. I've never been in one.
I'll try it. Same thing Itried it, right, It's like suffocating,

(01:22:56):
miserable hot yoga is the same way. It sucks, Like we just
sent me too extra. I don'tneed to be like gasping for air.
Were there other dudes in there steaming? Yeah? I mean the room was
huge. Okay, these guys werekind of like you can't even see it
together. Were all making and Imean I was picturing you guys together steaming,
steaming and towels, and then Ithought would be something like I would

(01:23:21):
be opposed to it because it's asteam room, not because it would be
us doing it together. Okay,because it's not enjoying. What is there
an activity you could think of youdo with these guys in towels together.
No hanging out I mean atub orsomething. You're not hanging out the pool
like it's like we're making under atowel, hanging out the pool right when
you're changing your shorts. You aren'tactive dudes. Yeah right. I thought

(01:23:45):
it was so peculiar that they're marketingthe spot that way. They're just seeing
the Blues Brothers movie, and Ithink it's I think that's when it went
out, like late seventies, eighties, that was a thing. Yeah,
just that. But I think itdepends on your age too, because it's
always like old rich guys in thosemovies too. They racket bros. Racketball
you know, is racketball still thing? Yeah? It is, I mean

(01:24:06):
pick a ball. Obviously, thecurrent, all the all the CEOs and
wall Street types and like a racketball. You know, it's worse than steam
together, you know, it's worsethan the steam room is the dry sauna?
Hey, what's a dry there's nosteam? All wood rooms or bench

(01:24:29):
wood bench, everything's wood and hasthis stove in there. And then there's
no water on the rocks in thedry song Greg, right, No,
there are, while they have somewater available that you can kind of like
dump onto the rocks, and oursis a sign that says no water allowed
beause people do it. They breakit wo actual dry sort. It sounds
like hell, it's a dry oneliving hell. They're even worse. Next

(01:24:50):
question question for the Fellas, whatdoes blue balls feel like? Because I
feel because everyone acts kind of dramaticabout it, like it can get upset
over it, Like I don't know, to be honest, I I don't
know what the official feeling of thatis. I've had friends who told me

(01:25:13):
about it that they say it's cripplingalmost Yeah, well, you know it's
like being it's like being grazed,you know, like it's it's like if
you it's that same type of feeling. So does it go away pretty quick?
If you it's not like getting kickedif you release, Yeah, if
you release, but that's the onlyway to get rid of it. You
won't eventually just kind of go.I guess it would. I guess it

(01:25:35):
would, but I mean, likeyou're so miserable. But to me,
Greg and I looking, I haveto say, I don't know if this
is what you're thinking. I've neverunderstood what that is. Okay, I
don't know what it feels like.I don't understand you never understood it.
I've had times where you know,in the act and for whatever, she's
done and I'm not done, andit doesn't hurt by any mean, No,

(01:25:56):
it's just like it's just kind oftight. And yeah, I don't
think after or like one. It'slike it's more like a like a more
longer term thing. It's not goingto be like you know, you just
started doing it and for whatever reasonyou don't finish. It'd be like if
there was like a really long likea full day of like teasing and maybe

(01:26:16):
some for play or whatever, butyou didn't actually go through with the So
like your body I feel is likealmost like kind of getting things ready right,
like so you know you rotted upand uh, you know, your
your factory's going down there, it'sproducing all the stuff getting you know,
ready to deliver to you know,quite a gift. And then it builds
up that it builds up that youknow, I don't I don't know,

(01:26:39):
pressure or whatever. It just buildsup and then nothing happens. So it's
it's there, and then it restartslater and so like with the next round
of teasing or whatever your for playerwhatever. Uh. And then that's why
it's like it's it's more of ayoung man's game the blue balls. Yeah,
it's not. It's not necessarily guysour age, you know, but
as a younger guy, like whenyou you know, it's like constantly startsop

(01:27:00):
whatever, and eventually your body goes, look I got to get rid of
this. Okay, so you're I'mbuilt up. Yes, I've never had
it painful. Yeah yeah, yeah, because I say it's it's more like
a mild it's a it's a it'sa mild ache or discomfort. That's the
best way I can do. Everyoneexperiences it. I guess not. I
never realized that I never have.Yeah, I mean, I guess not.

(01:27:23):
It's definitely overblown. I mean,teenage boys will tell teenage girls pretty
much anything. I don't want toget cancer. Yeah, penile constipation.
Thank you, that's a really goodway to describe it. I'm trying to
get that it's a penile constipation.We're gonna take any quick break and then
Morgan, you can get one morequestion in there. Okay, uh yeah,

(01:27:45):
once you ask you a question now, and then we'll take the break
in and anybody wants to text overwith their answer, they could do that
to two nine eight seven. Sure. So my question is I have some
guy friends that stay to each other, oh, uncut gang. So when
you're making new guy friends, isthat something that comes up, like are
you cut or uncut? All right? Friends? All right? Yes,
I do. All right, Soanswer that question on the text over to

(01:28:08):
two two nine eight seven. Fellaswhen you get new guy friends, first
question, Yeah, do you Imean, do you even know if your
friends are cut or uncut? Questionover two to nine eighty seven returns right
after these messages. It's a woodyshow. So we're doing the questions for

(01:28:30):
the fellas, and we had Morganand give her last question right before the
break, which was do you askyour friends at some point in the relationship,
Are you cut or uncut? Soa guy asking his guy friends if
they're circumcised or not. But yousaid you had a group of friends that
call themselves the cut gang. No, I have two guys that they you
know, we have a group textwith the more people, right, and

(01:28:51):
they always those two they're like uncutgang. Ha ha. But I guess
I'll be honest. At your age, no, it wouldn't be a discussion.
But in high school, yes,yes, okay, but how do
they find out? Well, theysaid that they that's conversation, learned about
each other throughout the years of knowingeach other. So I'm like, when
does that come up in conversation highschool? I was high school pre high

(01:29:12):
school for us. Okay, you'relike you're sitting in the backyard and you're
all pete in the bush and hey, yeah, start talking about what you're
looking at. But beyond childhood,as a gay guy, that is the
gayest question I ever heard. Whyare you even how does that even enter
your mind? Well? Greg threetwo three says, as a matter of

(01:29:33):
fact, the first thing we bringup whether you're cut or uncut? Since
my crew goes uncut. Oh wait, that never comes up. What kind
of friend does somebody have for thatto come up? Right? Yeah?
Weirdest, It's what it sounds liketo me. Menace is we have a
couple of guys trying to be edgyand funny. Yeah, I mean how
long have they known each other?Okay, since high school? Here's here's

(01:29:56):
here's the thing, uh Tex says, my friends and co workers talk about
or have talked about, who iscircumcised or not, mostly because I claim
it to be child mutilation. Somaybe get into that fun conversation. Let's
talk about that because we've we've talkedabout you know, that topic before on
the show and I said, well, look, you know I was a
baby when it was done. Idon't remember anything. So but then by

(01:30:19):
default you guys would know Rock andthe Helmet. I'm not the Uncut gang
right right, But like it's notlike we brought it up like oh so
uh greag like fresh mode. Butup, I would love to know.
That's a strange if she's pregnant,are you planning on, okay, getting

(01:30:43):
it that? He yea conversation,Yeah right, I get it if you
know, parent wise, But thisis strictly you know, a friend thing.
He says, instead of shaking hands, we just all dark with each
other. You have weird friends.Three two three. I'm a woman who's
worked in construction for two twenty yearsas a project manager. I got a
lot of my male colleagues who haveturned into work friends, and we spent

(01:31:04):
a lot of time together. Andat one point there was a group of
us who always got together after work, Me and like seven or ten other
dudes. I know, and Iknow their cutter uncut status from all of
those conversations, not sexually, justat a simple conversation. So, yeah,
how does it come up? Ormaybe they tried to, you know,

(01:31:25):
just talk about their penis around you. Yeah, trying to lay some
groundwork or something. So it's weird. Okay, it's weird. Yeah,
yeah, it's weird. I haveweird friends. That checks out. Yeah.
Well, thank you everybody for yourfor your text ladies, thank you
for the questions. More Woody Shows, next show always on, Brady's getting

(01:31:46):
high at work. Welcome all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, Tuesday
morning, we are the Woody Show. Brady's got nerd out. The report
coming up here in a couple ofminutes of what's happening in the world of
nerds, plus birthdays, porn abirthday, we'll get that here in a
second. Rebby. We did thebest of seven TV themes thing last week

(01:32:11):
Men's Health. They had their ownbracket trying to decide the greatest television theme
songs of all time. I wonderif they them. Yeah, I bet,
I bet you's somebody over there.There's a big Woody Show fan.
Yeah, total fan continues to no. They did this as part of March
Madness and stuff, so they hadan in house bracket sixty four themes in
four categories Modern so ninety through today, Classic which was sixties and seventies,

(01:32:35):
Classic B which was seventies and nineties, and then animated right, and they
whittled that down to thirty two teams. They left the rest up for the
people who are the readers of Men'sHealth, and one by one, theme
songs were all fallen off. Finalfour was selected, Wow, Game of
Thrones, Batman, Greg, you'llbe happy to know Friends made the list

(01:32:57):
on this one, unlike that onethat Raby had. Yeah, and the
Simpsons. Okay, I didn't putFriends on there because even Greg doesn't like
the Friends thing. Okay, sofrom there, a champion was crowned out
of those four. Which one doyou think took the crown out of those
four friends? That man friends.Let's just mix it up and say Simpsons,

(01:33:20):
the Simpsons beat out Game Thrones,Uh yeah, to win it all.
No, yeah, so we're justtalking about that last week. The
other thing we were talking about lastweek the Kentucky Derby, Yeah, Derby,
and we got an after hours voicemailat eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie, let's see here's this one. So stinko to drinko. My mom

(01:33:43):
and I are sitting here watching Sexin the City rewatching it and we had
just heard your guys's segment on SarajuscaParker in the Kentucky Derby, and my
mom says, well, at leastshe has a second job, like girl
get a human menace both wow orjust menaces to society. Parker has a

(01:34:04):
second You've got a new best friend. Should probably write that one down,
Sarah Jessica Parker notebook, Nope,didn't say it. Yeah wow, okay,
very cold unless they got to bemixed up with some regular see anything
about this story about the rock andhow he's chronically late. I did see

(01:34:28):
it in relation to he and RyanReynolds got in a fight on Red Notice.
Yeah, so there's a there's anew Amazon project. It's called Red
Notice, and they've spent apparently liketwo hundred and some million dollars. Right,
this isn't a new project. RedNotice was on Netflix, like and
it was like a COVID movie thatthey made, So it's been out for
years. Yeah no, this isuh no, trust me Red Notice with

(01:34:51):
Ryan Reynolds and galcad Okay, sothe Rock is currently in production on a
Christmas action movie called Red One that'sfor Amazon. Okay, yeah, so
that's the one that's got over twohundred and fifty million dollars they've spent on
this one. So like the storyabout Red Notice broke while he's working on
this movie Red One. Yea yeah, so then you've heard nothing but nice

(01:35:12):
stuff about the Rock. Yeah,right, Like the Rock walks on water
like Jesus and Oprah. Of course, okay, unless she has been Diesel.
Unless she has been Diesel. Butlike, I would never trust Vin
Diesel's opinion, Like he seems likean untrustworthy guy just looking at him,
you know. So Apparently when theywere filming this Red Notice this with Ryan
Reynolds and he had this this riffor whatever. They're all these like strict

(01:35:33):
protocols or whatever, and that Iguess he was really late. Like Ryan
was sticking up for the crew,like you've got it's already tough enough to
make this movie in the middle ofCOVID and now you're holding everybody up.
Yeah, So apparently he could belate up to eight hours late on any
given day. There's no way eighthours. And then he saves time during

(01:35:55):
the shoot by peeing in water bottlesand having the assistance throw them away.
How weird. One source on theproduction says, Dwayne truly doesn't give an
f. And then there's this otherguy who is a friend to his who
he's managed to get into like anassistant producer's role on a number of movies,
who has absolutely zero experience doing that. Right. But then this guy

(01:36:20):
isn't just like hanging out taking thetitle and collecting the money on it.
He's like trying to everybody up.Yeah, he's trying to like get in
there and like, well, youknow, I'm an assistant producer and the
guy doesn't know dick about anything,and he's just a pain in the ass.
So all this stuff has led toall these overges for Amazon and the

(01:36:41):
production. It's just interesting because younever hear anything negative, never anything bad,
bad behavior, diva like behavior aboutthe Rock because that is so blame
on that one. Yeah, thatlate. It's also interesting because the Rock
is like a mega ultra nuclear alist. Uh you know, he's got
a hand for everything. Yeah,I'm surprised that that they don't. Ye,

(01:37:01):
Rain, let's go man for him. Got a call time. But
even still like that person is notgoing to tell him what's paid by the
Rock. So yeah, it's stillthe boss. Yeah, ho lame.
Today May seventh, it's National Roastleg of Lamb dagg red, oh my
favorite. It's National home Brew Day, National Teacher's Day of today it's National

(01:37:24):
Tourism Day as well. Okay,all right, well get out there,
just a couple of holidays here onthis Tuesday morning, what He Show presents
nor Nu with Raby and Rabels ishere to tell us what's happening in the
world of nerds. So the fallGuy came in a bit below expectations.
This weekend twenty eight point five milliondollars, and then there was a drop

(01:37:45):
off to the re release of ThePhantom Menace, which brought an eight point
one million and that was up forsecond place. This now, the Grabby
headline box off is down fifty threepercent from last year, but that's when
Guardians three was in theaters, sothat is a much bigger ip than the
Fall Guy. This weekend entering theFray Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes,

(01:38:08):
and it's like tracking to make overfifty million dollars. I was like,
damn, people are still sight reallyyeah Apes? Yeah, I guess
this is a like a reboot ofthe Planet of the Apes. So this
happens long after that other Planet ofthe Apes trilogy. Because when I've been
looking at HBO Max lately for somethingto watch, it seems like there's ten
Planet of the Apes. H Yeah, right in my face. They probably

(01:38:29):
have it upfront and center because thismovie is coming out. Rule they were
good. I like them a lot. Sometimes we have names for months here.
October is MENACE's birthday month. RememberSeabst had moist February because he was
going downstairs to two short burst runsat the gym. So it's going to
be well, June is going tobe boner June because we got drailers over

(01:38:51):
the weekend for both The Acolyte andThe Boys, both premiering in June.
The Acolyte coming on June fourth.That's the latest Star Wars show on Disney
Plus. Take in a place abouteighty years before the Phantom Menace. This
is the final days of the HighRepublican Republic era and the rise of the
Sith. And then we got thefinal trailer for The Boys season four,

(01:39:12):
which will debut on Amazon Prime onJune eighth, and we see a Homelander
Homelander consolidating his power. It's nobodyHomer's and capes up more literally for the
Boys. I love it so much. It's just so graphically violent and awesome.
I love everything like Star Wars andeverything, but man, there's so

(01:39:32):
much out there. I'm really excitedabout the Acolade. This is a different
era than we've seen before, andI am really excited. But that's what
I'm saying, like, I havea hard time following along because it's like,
wait, this is when it's probablythe Turtle line of stuff. They've
jumped around so much from the originals. And then they did the prequels,
and then they went back to theepisode seven and you're struggling with the movie

(01:39:55):
timeline. I can see no strugglingwith shows. No, I'm saying about
when you're watching though, you're like, wait, okay, so this is
okay, got it. There's awhole new era, Yeah, got it
leading up to where the fantoms it. No, sadly now you love to
mention that he does. So FrancisFord Coobla. He's eighty five years old

(01:40:15):
and he believes in his next projectso much that he sold off most of
his winery wow to self finance thisone hundred and twenty million dollars movie.
If it doesn't work, is medead soon? Anyway? Yeah, he's
eighty five. Megaopolis is what it'scalled. And they released a clip and
I don't know that it's gonna getanybody bonered up for Boner June. Adam

(01:40:39):
Driver's this architect who can control timeand in this clip, he's basically walking
on the edge of a skyscraper andhe kind of leans out and you're like,
oh my god, he's gonna killhimself. But then he yells time
stop, and so everything stops,like all the cars and all the everything
stops and he just kind of leansback. So uh, it's he is

(01:41:00):
an architect trying to create a utopiansociety. Giancarlo Esposito is the corrupt mayor
that doesn't want that. Wow.But Kobolo has been working on this project
for such a long time, believesin it so much. He calls it
a Roman epic set in an imaginedmodern America. We'll see if it was

(01:41:20):
worth selling off all that wine stuff. His daughter's like, what are you
thinking? Who would inherit all thatstuff? They're the ones that but when
you're eighty five and you take arisk like that, like Evitt, what
like damn it Dad. It's gonnapremiere first a Can on the seventeenth.
I'm ravying. For more nerd stuff, check out the nerd nod podcast at
the Woody Show dot com. Ithank you very much, Rabels. Yeah,

(01:41:43):
Doug, And time for your birthdaysand your porno birthday. This morning
here in the Woody Show, gotboot goat show this Shia. It's Shivers
Day. We won't sit page.It's Shivers Day, and you do all
right. Starting with the celebrities,Happy birthday to Alexander Ludwig from Hunger Games

(01:42:08):
thirty two years old today. Yougot breck and Meyer, Clueless, rat
Race. Yeah, let's see fiftyyears old today. Eighty Bryant, who
used to be on SNL thirty eight. That's why I said I've heard something
else entirely Brian ai d Y Right, yeah, eighty thet's say. You

(01:42:29):
got Amy Heckerling. She's a director. She had two movies that defined two
different generations. She did Fast Timesat Ridgemont High and Clueless. Oh wow,
she's seventy years old today. EagleEye Cherry is that name ring a
bell? Yeah? It's a throwbacksave tonight. Yes, and the half

(01:42:50):
brother of Nina Cherry remember the Buffalostands. Oh yeah, Eli Cherry is
fifty five. And you got TracyLords, one of the few people to
the transition from porn actress to actualactress. She really did. She's fifty
six years old today, and anice transition into your porno birthday today.
Who is Maddie Collins and this redheadedbirthday slut? She's been slammed harder than

(01:43:13):
a round of shots at a bachelorparty. She's been in one hundred and
eighty six fine films including Redhead Getsa Hard Lesson Volume one. She was
in Finally Legal Bush Volume two,Finally give Me the d You have a
movie that way? Here you go, oh Raby, this is perfect for
you. Yes, she was inHogwarts Legacy, a triple X parody.

(01:43:35):
The hell yeah? How can youname a porn straight up? Hogwarts Legacy?
They do that for a lot ofthese things. There's there's a bunch
of those that are just whatever,you know, whatever the name is,
porn parody of a video game.Well that's what Sea Bass has been saying
all this time, like I justcan't open up like Sea Basses McDonald's.
Yeah, you know, just becauseit said sea Basses in it. I
don't know what the legala there?She was in Help there's a fire in

(01:43:59):
my crotch? Uh oh? Andwho can forget her unforgettable role in the
Dildo is Mightier than the pen.Yeah. Now there's Mattie Collins, who
is twenty six years old today.Now it's your porno birthday, your celebrity
birthdays, and that is a Tuesdaymorning. Look what is happening in the
world, nerds? With your nerdOut Report, We're gonna take a quick
break. We've got some more WoodiesShow for you. Next, hang on

(01:44:21):
the Woody Show. We'll be backin a sec. Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show. All right, Wellthat's it for Tuesday. Everybody, Oh,
Full Show podcast The Waits at theWoody Show dot Com. There you're
gonna find a brand new redneck news. Also see Basses Does It Suck?

(01:44:43):
Review? Recap of the movie Strays, which Raby no pun intended, kind
of dogged on and then everybody elselisteners and everybody kind of came to us
defense. And so as a personwho has never seen it, other people
in the room who's never seen it, people listening who's never seen it,
we wanted to know, does itsuck? I think Sea Bass thoroughly answered
that question for us today See whatyou Think plus the trend of news headlines,

(01:45:04):
Ravey's Nerd Now, Porno Birthday,and more. All waits there at
the Woodieshow dot Com on the TuesdayFull Show podcast Coming up for you tomorrow.
One of our favorite games we playhere on The Woody Show. It's
Family Feud. But this is ahalf baked edition of Family Feud. So
MENACE's friend half baked we've had onthe show, you know big, right,

(01:45:27):
so he is the person instead oflike you know, Sea Bass having
some you know guy off the street. Right. Yeah, this is half
baked answering some family feud style surveyquestions. We're gonna have that for you.
Anything else you got for us inthe meantime you can leave on the
after hours voicemail eight seven seven fortyfour. Woody is the number or findest
on social media any of the socialmedia platforms at the Woody Show. Yeah,

(01:45:51):
Raby, Menace, Sea Bass,Sammy, anything you'd like to add,
No, Greg Gory those parting wordsof wisdom please. Yeah, if
you drop a cookie and pick itup up, that counts as a squad
true, yes, oh yeah,pick up a cookie by doing a squad.
Yeah, you get down, youget low right right because you got

(01:46:13):
that bend over and pick it upwell because that cookie you lift with your
legs not your back, right,see I know that. And then your
reward is the cookie for doing asquat. Yeah, and then you can
eat the cookie, but you've alreadyoffset it with all the calories you brings
exactly perfectly makes we're getting all right, Thank you very much. Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giveing thewhat he shows some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'dlove to appreciate you for that. The

(01:46:36):
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. S MD double M. Quit this bitch.