DAD JOKE FRIDAY! 01-10-25

Not gonna lie, this just might be the best part of the week. Get ready to giggle while you listen to DAD JOKE FRIDAY!!!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wanta took my five ks ok Seattle's classic rock station.

(00:02):
It's Sarah and Gibbons, our favorite thing about Fridays, Dad
joke Fridays, Bad joke Friday. We've all got them, those
bad jokes, those dad jokes. We want to hear them.
The phone number eight hundred two five two one oh
two five. He got a good dad joke. You can
leave a talk back on the all new and improved
Free iHeartRadio app. Press that little red microphone and records

(00:25):
your voice and sends it bam right here to the studios.
Texture joke to nine zero six two seven. We want
to hear your best dad jokes. We want you to
make that call now. Why I took my five kz oka,
Seattle's classic rock station. Sarah and Gibbons and our favorite
thing about Fridays, Dad joke Friday, Bad joke Friday. Start

(00:46):
off with a text, Hi Yo yow an Olympia. How
did the hipster burn his tongue? I don't know how
he ate his soup before it was cool? That's awesome.
Tem on joint bass Lewis McCord. Text at nine zero
six two seven two bar jokes. What did the Bartenders
say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar,
I don't know what, don't start anything. What did the
bartenders say to the sandwiches when they walked into the bar?

(01:09):
I don't know what. We don't serve food here, James
and Bothe, let's hear it. Hey, Okay, I've got a
social media joke for you.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, what do you call it? When a teenager puts
his or her favorite grandmother.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
On speed dial? I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know about you, but I call it Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Thanks James, Good morning, George and Pualla, Good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, I'm not feeling so good today this morning because
my obese parrot died. He had been suffering for a
long time. It was kind of a blessing in disguise, though,
because it's a giant weight off my shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Damn, that was deep.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thanks George. Who's this?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Tom and Redmond? You know what catches my eye?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I don't know what short people with umbrellas. This might
be the best dad joke Friday we've ever had, especially
after this text we got from Glenn and Ingomclaw. He says,
love the show dad joke here. I goofed the other day.
I downloaded you two's greatest hits and updated by GPS
on the same day. Now all the streets have no name,
and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. It's

(02:29):
so good.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nice jokes, you guys. That's how to get a Friday gone.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Hell yeah,