Episode Transcript
For our favorite thing about Fridays. Dad joke Friday, Bad
joke Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We all have them bad dad jokes, including Glenn and
Eadham Claw, who texted nine zero six two seven love
the show my dad joke. So I'm divorced. I'm having
a hard time meeting someone. So I asked my smart
device Siri, what's my problem with women? And she said,
my name's Alexa Jay from Port Townsend. What's the favorite
and most used seasoning of an old chef?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know what time?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I have Yo and Olympia. Do you know what the
most groundbreaking invention was?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know what the shovel, but it was.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
The invention of the broom that really swept the nation.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I love the jokes.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, And who's this?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
This is Dylan from vas Sean. Hey, my joke is
what is a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know what it's ur? And who are you? Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's Carrie and I'm in Olympia.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And here's my joke. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
I don't know why because they're extinct? Kind of literal,
kind of literal.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
There dad joke Friday. Timmy from port Orchard. Let's hear
it my dad joke.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Here we go. Where does sheep go on vacation? I
don't know where.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The only people who think that they're like, we think
they're funny, but they think they're really really funny this
morning and they are.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Timmy, that was nice.
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