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March 4, 2025 • 13 mins
Welcome one and all to THE PLACE to hear the entire morning show without music! In celebration of Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday, the KZOK Question Of The Day asked What Event Would You Love To Experience? There were some incredible responses from the KZOK Universe. Tony was kinda deemed JERKIFIED after refusing to get matching wedding ring tattoos with his fiancee. Do YOU think he's a JERK or JUSTIFIED!? Enjoy the whole show! KZOK Mornings. Funny....sometimes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Presidents tariffs go into effect today. It is Tuesday. That
means we are going to see higher prices on stuff
from Canada and Mexico. I'm a little worried about Mamulson
and really my avocados.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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at White River Amphitheater eight fifteen, Play and win our
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point five Ksoka Seattle's Classic Rock Station at Sarah Time
to take a look at the news. It's a busy
day at Donald Trump's tariffs on Mexico and Canada go
into effect today.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It is Marty Grad Today.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It is also National Pancake Day and ihop is giving
away free pancakes. All you have to do is go
to a participating location between the seven this morning and
eight tonight to get a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yum.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Running late for a flight socks the lines at TSA
screening sock, but one couple took it next level. They
storm the air and through hot coffee in an attempt
to get through.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're wondering, did it work? Hell? No, Oh Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You'll see a lot of sharply dressed superheroes in downtown
Seattle this weekend. It's the return of Emerald City Comic Con.
A few of the famous names will be there. Nathan
Fillion from Firefly and The Rookie, Michael Ironside from Total
Recall and Top Gun, Casper Van Dean from Starship Troopers,
Seth Green from Family Guy, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Always a good time wearing a costume or not? We'll

(01:28):
wear something or you'll get arrested. And Sarah, why don't
do my five ks? Okay Seattle' classical auctation. Omega's two
biggest lottery games are soaring. There was no grand prize
winner in last night's Powerball, so that's up to two
hundred ninety five mill now mega millions. Tonight, the drawing
is at two fifteen. The cash option is about one
hundred and one million bucks. Now. I don't normally play
until it gets like really big, but you're telling me

(01:51):
one hundred and one million bucks. I could I could
do something with that. What's the first thing you'd buy? Like,
I'm thinking maybe a trip to Fiji or Tahiti? Would
you quit your job? All right, I'm gonna have to
buy a ticket to keep this dream alive. H's Sarah
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(02:11):
Classic rock Station.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's Sarah.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's time to take a look at spots. Brought to
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eight hundred d u y away cracking back on the
ice facing the Minnesota whild at seven o'clock tonight, Go cracking.
Updated Stanley Cup odds Edmonton as the lead of winning
the Stanley Cup, followed by the Florida Panthers and the
Winnipeg Jets at number three.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sadly not seeing Kraken in the top ten.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Spring training Mariners are off today, resumed tomorrow five o'clock
against the Royals, and Jimmy Johnson announced he is hanging
up his microphone at Fox. The legendary Dallas Cowboys coach
announced yesterday retiring after thirty one years as a broadcaster
with Fox Sports, I will miss that Hair Sports brought
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one eight hundred d u y away the show. Nearly
a quarter of Americans admit to going number one while
they're taking a shower, and the average American only cleans
their shower nine times a year. First of all, gross,
Second of all, someone who's actually paid to do this
research this money?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, but yeah, Sarah, one of two.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Point five kz Okay Sales Classic Ractation. Mick Fleetwood has
turned the remnants of a tree from his backyard in
Maui that was destroyed in the storm and the fires
and all that. He has turned it into a piece
of art and has posted a video on it on
his Instagram.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I gotta say there's no surprise Mick Fleetwood has other
talents than being an amazing musician. If you haven't checked
out my Instagram, I am Instagram and Facebook at Sarah Kazyoka.
And yes, believe it or not, I do have some
things posted that are not just me drinking beer.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
There is a lot of that too.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
What a two point five kse Okay sales. Classic ractation
today is that Tuesday, Marti Gras. What event would you
love to experience? Is the caseok question of the day.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I want to go to Ireland for Saint Patrick's Day? Like,
how fun would that be? My family is from Poland,
but everyone is Irish on same pass. That is so true,
Maggie and Seattle. How about you? I like to experience that.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's people where they throw tomatoes at each other. I
don't know why, but I think that looks super fun.
I've never gotten the appeal of getting tomatoes in my bits.
I'm thinking Germany for october Fest. What event would you
love to experience? You can call eight hundred and two
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(04:30):
microphone for cord your voice and send your message right
here to the studios. How to free.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Pancakes sound sounds pretty good to me.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
First thing I think about the morning is coffee, but
then breakfast is a second foreshore and today's National Pancake Day,
I hop giving away free pancakes. Head to a participating
location between now and eight pm to get a free
short stack of buttermilk pancakes Yum.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You are welcome.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
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Today is Fat Tuesday. How to free donuts sound Krispy Kreme.
All you have to do is wear your beads. You
don't have to show anything.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You just have to.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Wear your beads and then you get a free donut yum.
Lebron James is now one point away from a historic
milestone that will likely never be matched in the NBA.
He is on the verge of fifty thousand career points,
that is between regular season and playoffs. The Lakers are
playing tonight at home versus the Pelicans. So he just

(05:47):
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Tickets When eight fifteen. The Kzok Question.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Of the Day, Well today is Marty Graus, what event
would you love to experience?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
So?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I want to part take in a polar plunge. I
know there are plenty of opportunities, but I'm kind of
scared it's gonna stop my heart.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
That's an understandable fear. I'm saying, oh hell no to that.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Jay from Portowns in Texas done zero sixty seven as
an adrenaline junkie, I would love to run with the
bulls in Pamplona. No thanks, I'm thinking something kind of simple,
like I just want to experience October Fest. Speaking of beer,
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Here's your first question, Greg, You got to get two
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Speaker 2 (07:28):
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Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right here on.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, authorities here in Seattle have found a stolen replica
of the Liberty Bell. This bell was stolen from Evergreen
with Shelley Cemetery, worth about one hundred thousand dollars. Somebody
spotted it on a flatbed trailer with a tarp click
covering it up.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Did they discover there is no black market for replica
Liberty bells? I'm guessing turns out they're only twenty in
the world. If you were wondering, I wonder if they're
all cracked. I want to two point five k's ok
Sattle's class graxtation. You should never call nine one one
unless it's a true emergency. For one toddler it was,
he said, nine one one. It's an emergency emergency donuts.

(08:35):
The dispatcher asked, okay, will you share your donuts? He
said no, I will not Anyway, the cops did show
up at his house with a dozen donuts.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Now I can relate.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I've had a few dozen donut emergencies that have required
a quick trip to top pot.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's tough to me to beat a baby bar am
I right, joint.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Five zy, Okay, jerk or justified? It's your time to
weigh in and side. Eight hundred two fine two one
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Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hey, i'd say wants to get tattoo wedding bands. I
only have one tattoo. I want to keep it that way.
She said, it's the only way to show true love.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
And then I'm a jerk.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Come on tell us that I'm justified. Jonna Federal Way,
what's your opinion?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
You're a jerk if you don't have any tattoos.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'd say you're okay, but it.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Sounds like you're not even really committed.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Jerk man. I'm leaning towards justified on this. Where do
you stand?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
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Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's jerk or justified on kz okay one on TI five,
kazy okay, it's Sarah.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Once again, we're being reminded not to release our pet
goldfish into waterways. Researchers found where they are calling Maglodon,
a gigantic goldfish that had adapted. It's larger than an
adult hand. A kuf called him Megaladon posted pictures on
social media reminding us do not release your goldfish into waterways,

(10:03):
and hey, don't flush an alligator down the toilet.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Eitherosed to live.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
By an enormous penis has appeared on top of a
school roof. A twenty foot long phallic drawing painted on
top of a school and it is so big you
can see.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It from space.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
It was picked up by Google Maps satellite. We don't
know yet whether it was school pranksters or a street artist,
but it will probably become a tourist attraction.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
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he how's class? Gorraxation one O.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
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Speaker 1 (10:42):
O two five toy and c tax. Fiance wants matching
wedding ring tattoos. He said no, doesn't want another tattoo.
His fiance called him a jerk. What do you think,
Lynnett and Bremerton.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, he's a justified jerk.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
He clearly tried the tattooed scene once and obviously he
doesn't like it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
However, you're already marked. Just shut up and get another one.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Jordan in Bellevue, What do you think you're? Derek a
man of many words, Kendall and Redman, jerk or justified?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You are justified. No one could tell you what you
should tattoo. Plus Hello, divorce. That's a good point. Divorce
rates are sky high.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
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(11:43):
marking their return to the stage.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Had to cancel last.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Year's tour because of Anne Wilson's cancer treatment. She did
the show from a wheelchair. Still not one hundred percent.
Someone needs to get her a fancy throne. Vancouver's Hokam
Portland for this leg. No Seattle date that changes. Will
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(12:07):
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Facing a dui call one eight hundred do you why away?

(12:29):
Cracking back on the ice facing the Minnesota whild at
seven o'clock tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Go crack in spring training.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Mariners are off today, resume tomorrow five o'clock against the Royals,
And Jimmy Johnson announced he is hanging up his microphone
at Fox. The legendary Dallas Cowboys coach announced yesterday retiring
after thirty one years as a broadcaster with Fox Sports.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I will miss that.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hair Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred d U y away.
Allie's up next with an hour commercial free to get
your workday started. Have a gat day.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'll be back tomorrow
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