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March 17, 2025 • 10 mins
T'was indeed a WILD Monday in Radioland on this St. Patrick's Day. Many great jokes were shared. Lots of memories made. Aaaaaaaand Johnny in Yelm had help figuring out if he's a JERK or JUSTIFIED for locking his master bedroom while away on vacation. Give a listen to today's entire program, free of music! Hell yeah!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Somebody pitches you today, it's because you forgot it's St.
Patrick's Day and you're not wearing green. We are celebrating
with double shots, Jamison, not double shots of your favorite
classic rock fans.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What don't your point five? Kazy okase he Hadd's Classic
Roc Station? Monday Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I hope you had a great weekend. I spent mine
in Mexico. You can check out some of my pictures
on social I'm at Sarah CAZy okay a little mental
health break because, like Drew Carey says, take care of
your mental health.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I get all my advice from the Price is Right.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's ourp What don't two point five kazy okase? He
Hal's classic roxtation. Steph Curry just turned thirty seven years
old and has shot his way to the history books
as the first player in NBA history to rack up
four thousand three pointers.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Take that, Lebron, It's Sarah. What o' two point five?
K's okay?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Seaddles Classic rock Station? What o two point five kz
okase he Hadd's Classic Rock Station. It's Sarah taking a
look at the news. The Mariners have announced Logan Gilbert
as the opening day starter I for one, am shocked.
Not really opening day though faster approaching super excited tickets
around sale. Now it is March twenty seventh here in Seattle,
and the season actually gets.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Under way at three o'clock in the morning because.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We've got the Dodgers Cubs set that's happening in Japan. Well,
there's one thing you don't expect to see while sitting
in a stop light. It's a group of five guys
torking the car stop at a red light. Four dudes
jump out, surround the Chevy Malibu and TOWRK. A fifth
one climbs on the hood and he also starts dancing.
Cops show up, all of them charged with obstructing a roadway.

(01:31):
Come on you nowhere, Oh Florida, why don't you put
five kzy Okay Seatt's classic roucxtation at Sarah and it's
time to take a look at spots. Brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI called one eight
hundred Dui away the Kraken overtime loss to Winnipeg last night,
Up next tomorrow, Chicago at five point thirty. Spring training
continues for the Mariners one oh five, Oakland today. The

(01:54):
regular season for the Mariner starts at the twenty seventh,
but it does start in Japan three am this morning,
not as in three hours ago, as in Tuesday three
am in Japan. It is the Cubs and the Dodgers.
The NCAA Tournament selection Sunday was yesterday. Number one's Auburn
Duke Houston, Florida. Make sure to fill out a bracket.

(02:15):
Action starts tomorrow and after eight years, the Huskies are
dancing again. The Washington women's basketball team returning to the
NCAA Tournament a drought that was the longest in school history,
and they haven't been in since twenty seventeen. And sad news,
former Sonic star Slick Watts, known for his colorful headbands

(02:37):
as a player in his role as an ambassador of
Seattle basketball, has died at the age of seventy three.
Rip Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred duy away. We are
celebrating Saint Patrick's Day with double shots and we've got
one coming up in minutes. Today, the world's largest Saint
Patrick's Day celebration will be taking place and no it

(02:58):
is not in Ireland.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
It is right here.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The United States celebrates more than anywhere else in the world,
and we are celebrating with double shots, whiskey and music
one to two point five kz OK Sale's classic rock station.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Have you Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Today?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Saint Patrick's say, what is your favorite Saint Pat's joke?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's the kzok question of the day. So where do
hang out? I don't know where?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And a Pattio, we want to hear yours your favorite
Saint Pat's joke? Call eight hundred two five two one
o two five, text in nine zero six two seven,
open up our free iHeartRadio app. Makekz OK one of
your presets. But tap that little red microphone, record your
joke and send it right here. Today, Saint Patrick's say,
what's your favorite Saint Patrick's Day joke?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Why can't you borrow money from Alec?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know why because they're always a little short
colin in Bellvue, Let's hear yours.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What does a Leon order at a diner?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know what a Patty mil.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Keep those jokes coming. The KZOK Question of the day.
It's brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific
Northwest adventure in every CANi Silver City Beer in stores
throughout Western Washington.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
One two point five easy Okay, And the big News.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Of the day brought to you by Goldberg Jones Divorce
for Men one eight hundred Divorceer online, Goldburg Jones dot Com.
The Mariners have announced Logan Gilbert as the opening day starter.
No shocker there, but opening Day is fast approaching. Super excited.
Tickets are on sale now. It is March twenty seventh
against the Athletics. Apple TV Plus just announced Ted Lasso,

(04:28):
starring Jason Sudeikis, has been renewed for a fourth season.
Season three ended with kind of a cliffhanger, and everyone
thought maybe the show was over ending on a cliffhanger,
But no, it's officially returning for season four. And the
band Disturbed have taken down the Chicago Bulls. The championship
banners were removed because they got heat damage caused by pyrotechnics.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
So the Bulls.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, at any stadium you've got those championship banners
up there. Only Disturbed had so many pyrotechnics they let
them on fire. They will be out for the entire
season seeing if they can even manage a repair. Sarah's
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(05:15):
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(05:37):
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the tickets. Eight hundred two five two one o two five.
Win tickets to Grand Funk Railroad from one o two
point five kz okay Seattle's Classic Arroux Station.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Are you smart? We mean Sarah smart? Your chance to
be smartagas m Martacus Serena.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Are you ready for your trivia questions? Yeah, I'm your
captain is a class from Grand Funk Railroad Edward John
Smith was the captain of what ill fated vessel that
sank in nineteen twelve. Hi, Canny, that's correct, you're halfway there.
The og Captain America? What was his real name?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Deep Rogin?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, you are correct, I'm Martika. You didn't need your
third one. But here it is.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Who on this list is not an animated captain, Captain Crunch,
Captain Sully Sullenberger, or Captain Underpants fully Sully.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
That is correct.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You want tickets to see Grandfunk Railroad at Michael Shoe
Casino Resort with Jefferson Starship on August six. Tickets are
on sale now. Congrats, you can win again tomorrow, same time,
same place.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh thanks? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Two twenty Five's okay?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Jerk or justified, it's your time to weigh in and decide.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Eight hundred and two fine, two one oh two five.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
My inn laws are going to take care of the
kids for a long weekend while we take a quick vacation.
The plan is for them to sleep in the spare bedroom.
Am I a jerk if I put a lot on
our door so they be able to sleep in the
master bedroom.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't make that opinion. What do you think Tott
and Seattle, you're.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
A big time jerk. What will your in laws think
if they see a lock on the door that you've
got some kind of vets in m room you're hiding?
Don't sleep where you ask them to? You have weirdo.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Colleen in Bellevue jerk? Or justifid you're.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
In sure, let your in law sleep wherever they want,
especially since they're taking care of your kids. Time to
share your opinion eight hundred and two five two one
two five text us nine zero six two seven. Open
up our free iHeartRadio app, make cazok one of your presets.
You can tap the little red microphone. The talk back
feature will record your voice and send it right here.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
What there's a lover order and a diner A Patty mil.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Hio an Olympia text at nine zero six two seven.
What do you get when you cross a four leaf
clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck day
from Port Townsend. What's the best position for a leprechaun
to play on a baseball team?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Short stop?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
We're taking your best Saint Patrick's Day jokes and we're
playing double shots, all in honor of Saint Patrick's Day
right here on one O two point five kzok Seattles
Class Croud Station.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
All right, Nos, he would like to.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Win a pair of three day passes to the Washington
State Gaming Expo. Eight hundred two five two one oh
two five Coller seven eight hundred two five two one
oh two five Collars seven will win a pair of
three day passes. It's the Washington State Gaming Expo at
the Washington State Fair and Events Center in PW Wallup,
running from the twenty eighth through the thirtieth.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's one hundred and ninety dollars value.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
We're talking video gaming, tabletop gaming, three days of play,
competitions and fun call Right now, eight hundred two five
two one oh two five win those passes from one
O two point five kz oka Seattles Classic Rock Station. Today,
the world's largest Saint Patrick State celebration will be taking place.
But no, it's not Ireland. It is right here in
the USA. We celebrate more than anywhere else. Personally, I

(08:43):
will be enjoying a Guinness later, probably at Sean o'donald's
and Fremont. Now, how many of you today will say
do you have any Irish in you?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, would you like some? Uh huh it's erah one
O two point five k's okay one joint five dcok
jerk or justified?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's your time to weigh in and a side eight
hundred and two five two one oh.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Two five Johnny and Yelm says his in laws are
going to say over to take care of the kids
while they're on vacation. He wants to put a lock
on the bedroom door so they stay out. Is he
a jerk or is he justified?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You're justified. I don't want anyone sleeping on my bed.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Gross steven Mount Lake Terrace. It's the opinion you're a jerk.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
What do you have to hide? Or who do you
think those old folks are going to do on your bed?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Keep sharing your opinion.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
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Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI called one eight hundred

(09:51):
d ui away the Krack in overtime loss to Winnipeg
last night. Up next tomorrow, Chicago at five point thirty.
The NCAAA Tournament select Sunday was yesterday. Number one's Auburn
Duke Houston, Florida. Make sure to fill out a bracket.
Action starts tomorrow, and after eight years, the Huskies are
dancing again. The Washington women's basketball team returning to the

(10:14):
NCAA Tournament a drought that was the longest in school history,
and they haven't been in since twenty seventeen. Sports brought
to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call
one eight hundred duy away. Allie's up next. She's got
an hour commercial free to help get your Monday workdays started.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'll be back tomorrow, hope you saying Patrick's Day
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