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March 25, 2025 • 12 mins
After another glorious day in Radioland, it is my distinct honor to present to you today's entire Morning Show without any music. Looking to hear the KZOK Question Of The Day? Today's was Who Gets Your Vote For Best Comedian? Is Chad from Renton a JERK or JUSTIFIED for disregarding the NO REFILLS polcy at his favorite Fast Food spot? Hear all this and more by checking out KZOK Mornings. Funny....sometimes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What cloud.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
We're gonna have an awesome day today. Yeah, that's right.
We're gonna start off the morning with good news. It's
gonna be almost seventy in Seattle today and tomorrow. No
rain today, So start thinking of an excuse to leave
work early and get outside, unless, of course, you work outside,
in which case, lucky you, it's going to be a
good one today. It's Aaron, what don't two point five
k's okay? Aaron Rodgers's quarterback dreams are still alive. ESPN

(00:23):
is reporting he had a six hour sit down with
the Steelers on Friday, but still no signing. Where does
the Giants are also in the mix for Rogers? Least
that way he wouldn't have to move. It's Aaron on
what out? Two point five k's okay. Anny study says
baldness may be reversible. Researchers believe that sugar naturally occurring

(00:45):
in the human body could help stimulate hair growth. Male
pattern baldness impacts up to fifty percent of men worldwide
don't really seem to have any solutions until now turns
out the answer might be sugar. Ooh, get ready to
see more man buns. Celebrate that and what two point
five kz okay want to two point five kz okay.
It's Sarah time to take a look at the news.

(01:05):
Do you think about alien abduction? A lot of people do,
and a new study has shown the top ten states
with the highest likelihood of an alien abduction. So if
you live in one of these states, you've got a
higher chance of being abducted by aliens. And yes, our
fine state of Washington is on the list at number two.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
The top state with the likelihood of.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
An alien abduction is California, followed by Washington, Florida, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And New York.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So if you know someone who says they've been abducted,
they could be telling the truth. DMV appointments mean you
want to go register your car or get your license.
They are so tough to get in Florida that they
are now being treated like Taylor Swift concert tickets. There
is a network of scalpers who hoarded those free appointments
and then resold them for two hundred and fifty bucks.

(01:53):
Scalpers trying to get people to buy their way into
the DMV, the Motor Vehicle Department, and they are now
looking for these evil perpetrators Oh, Florida one O two
five K's okay, Seattle's classic rock station, Sarah time to
take a look at spots. Brought to you by Bradley
Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one eight hundred d

(02:14):
u y away. Seahawks news they added to their tight
end position. They signed eight year vet Eric Saubert. Spent
last season with the forty nine ers. He specializes in
blocking roles. Welcome to town, Eric Saubert cracking back on
the ice, Calgary at six and it's the final countdown.

(02:35):
That's not a good song for me to sing. It
is the final countdown. Three more days until baseball Baby, Thursday,
Athletics seven to ten. It's going to be a big,
big night here in Seattle. Ichiro throwing out the first pitch.
Seattle z oone head in the Heart will perform the
national anthem Logan Gilbert is the starter and you can
get tickets now Mariners dot Com. March Madness continues Thursday

(02:59):
BYU and Allan Obama kick things off four O nine
Sports Brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a
DUI call one eight hundred d uy away.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
One out two point five kz okay.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Lincoln Park say their new music might be featured in
Fortnite Festival. I know a lot of you play Fortnite,
but this is the one reminiscent of guitar Hero and
rock band Metallica Snoop have been featured in the past,
but looks like Lincoln Park is next with new music.
Fireball Whiskey. Everybody knows it. They have a new giveaway
and it's only for people ninety and over. It's a

(03:31):
lifetime supply of Fireball whiskey. If you were born in
nineteen thirty five or earlier, you can enter online. I'm
sure you know how to do that and also do
it by mail. Funny and yet so mean. Over ninety
lifetime supply, it's Aarah one out two point five kz okay.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Have you ever put your fists in your mouth just
to see if you can? How about your girlfriend's fist?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
A couple trying to film a video for social They
wanted to see if her hand would fit inside his mouth,
and it went in fine, but when she tried to
take it out, his jaw muscles cramped, clamping down on
her hand. They had to go to the hospital. Doctors
used a special tool to open his mouth, had to
give him a muscle relax, and took about twenty minutes
to get his hands free, her hand free. I should

(04:15):
say no word on the number of views they got,
guessing a lot. Once you're done on their page, you
can check me out on social and at Sarah Kazok.
I don't see myself putting this in the mouth, but
you never know. Happy birthday, Martin Short. Who gets your
vote for best Comedian?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Patton Oswald, Little Gremlin?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Hilarious, Laurian Redman. What's your opinion? Two words? Fluffy?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, it's one word. I love Fluffy.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
He's just so funny.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Already getting great answers for the kzok question of the day,
what's your opinion? Eight hundred and two five two one
two five texted nine zero six two seven. Open up
our free iHeartRadio app. Make Kasok one of your presets.
You can use the talkback feature to answer the question.
Who gets your vote for best Comedian?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
One two point five ezy okay? And the big news
of the day.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's brought to by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men one
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say Americans can expect the price of their daily cup
of coffee to get even more expensive global supply chain issues.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We've got tariffs.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
We've got climate issues affecting the growing of coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
And what that means is we're going to be paying more.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I feel like we're already paying so much for cups
of coffee, but it is worth every cent. Megamillions tonight
up to three hundred and forty four million tomorrow. Powerball
no winter last night, so it was up to four
hundred and eighty.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Four until you when the lottery you likely want to deal.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
How about an eighty five cent blizzard from Dairy Queen.
The first Dairy Queen opened up back in nineteen forty
and to celebrate eighty five years, they are coming out
with eighty five cent blizzards starting Monday. Get details in
their app. Sarah's Big News of the Day is brought
to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for men one eight
hundred divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot com. This morning,

(06:08):
right about eight twenty two, you got a chance to
play our trivia game Smartacus when tickets to Grand Funk
Railroad at Buckleshoot Casino Resort August six Happy birthday, Martin Short,
who gets your vote for best Comedian?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Good morning Greg and Ballard, Robin Williams do what you
have to watch is his golf routine.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's old, but it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
And how about you Nick and Tacoma comedian I.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Love is David Cross his stand up and being a
never nude on arrested development is priceless.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
And John who gets your vote for best Comedian?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I gotta tell you Shane Gillis, he is so funny.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's the case OK.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Question of the day brought to you by Silver City Brewery,
a Pacific Northwest adventure in every can find Silver City
Beer in stores throughout western Washington and keep those answers coming.
Call eight hundred two five two one o two five
right now to win your tickets to see Grand Funk
Railroad with Jefferson Star. Are gonna be playing at Muckle
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(07:05):
hundred two five two one oh two five. We're gonna
play trivia. Do you are gonna win the tickets? Call
right now eight hundred two five two one oh t
five We'll play Smart kis one of two point five days.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, what are you smart?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
We mean Sarah smart?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Your chance to be smartigus? I am Martacus. You w
in the title for the day.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You're winning tickets to Grand Funk Railroad with Jefferson Starship
at Munckleshoot Casino Resort.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good morning, Stephanie and Everett. Hi, Sarah, you ready to
play trivia girl?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, here's your first question. You're winning tickets to
Grand Funk Railroad. The first railroad built in the United
States was the Baltimore and Ohio which opened in what
year sixteen twenty seven, seventeen twenty seven or eighteen twenty seven,
eighteen twenty seven. That's right, Stephanie. Here's your next question.
What's the name of the longest railway line in the world?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
No idea be an O railroad.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
That is incorrect, but you can. Oh when you got
to get this last one right? A train rolling down
the railroad tracks? What is the last car of a
train called?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Come on? You did it? Stephanie? Who I am? Sort Oka?
You are?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
You've won your tickets to Grand Funk Railroad. Tickets are
on sale now. We'll also give you a chance to
play and win tomorrow right about eight twenty five and
the one you got wrong by the way, longest railway
line in the world, trans Siberian Railway one O.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Two twenty five.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Easy?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Okay, jerk or justified? It's your time to weigh in
and decide. Eight hundred and two fine two one oh
two five.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
My favorite fast food joint has a serious no refills policy.
Whenever they aren't watching, I always refill. Not like it
costs a lot of money for syrup and carbonated water. Geez,
am I a jerk? Or am I justified?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Mark and Lacy? Bring it? You're a jerk. There's a
reason they say no refills.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's costing them money of dope.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Mark is in sensed, Shannon and Kent, what is your opinion? Okay, Wow,
not only are you a jerk, you're a thief. I
bet you're the kind of guy who doesn't hand out
Halloween candy too. No repills means no repills, Bro, Time
for you to weigh in.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
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nine zero six two seven, Open up our free iHeartRadio app.
Make kz ok one of your presets. Tap the little
red microphone. It'll record your opinion and send it right
here to kazy. Okay, why don't you win five kz oka?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It is Sarah. How's your bracket look?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
In? Sixteen teams remain Action resumes on Thursday. New odds
are in the top to win it all is Duke,
followed by Florida, Houston and Auburn. I guess that's good
news for me. I picked Auburn to win it all?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Why don't you win five kz ok? Good news for
Minecraft fans.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
McDonald's is launching a Minecraft movie meal starting next Tuesday.
Comes with a big Mac or ten piece McNuggets, fries
and a drink, and one of six exclusive collectibles. Happy
Meals are also getting a Minecraft makeover, and we'll come
with one of twelve figurines inspired by the movie Minecraft
starring Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Opens on Friday one.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
O two, twenty five days. Okay, jerk or justified? It's
your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred and
two fine two one oh two five.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Chad and Renton ignores the no refill sign. It is
go to fast food joint. He helps himself. Is he
a jerk or is he justified?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're totally justified. I do that all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Nothing wrong with free soda pop.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Soda pop, what's your opinion? You're justified.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm guessing that so toa cost like two cents. I
do it all the time. But I'm not gonna tell
you my.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Name, just in case.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'd say.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
The text line is about sixty forty with Machi and
Pwallup saying kind of a jerk, definitely a thief.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, were you on your.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
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Sarah Time to take a look at spots. Brought to

(11:07):
you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one
eight hundred do you y away? Seahawks news they added
to their tight end position. They signed eight year vet
Eric Saubert. Spent last season with the forty nine ers.
He specializes in blocking roles. Welcome to town, Eric Saubert,
cracking back on the ice Calgary at six. It is

(11:27):
the final countdown, three more days until Baseball Baby Thursday
Athletics seven to ten. It's going to be a big,
big night here in Seattle, Ichiro throwing out the first pitch.
Seattle z oone head in the heart will perform the
national anthem. Logan Gilbert is the starter and you can
get tickets now. Mariners dot com Sports brought to you

(11:48):
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a dui call one eight
hundred d uy Away wrapping up for today. But if
you missed any of the show, all you have to
do is listen to the podcast. You can find it
on our free iHeartRadio app. Don't forget to make Kazyo
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