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March 26, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a spectacular day yesterday here in western Washington. Sun seventy,
smiling faces. Not really getting the same today, chance of thunderstorms, hail,
and tornadoes touching down. You can't make this stuff up.
Looks like our next rain free day will be Sunday.
But it's warming up people, It's gonna be close to
seventy again. Happy you have day, Sarah? What out two

(00:21):
point five kz Okay? What a two point five kzoka?
Happy birthday Stephen Tyler of Aerosmith, turning seventy seven years
old today? Why o two point five kzok It's Sarah.
Time to take a look at the news. They're predicting
extreme weather for today. We're talking thunder wind, hail, and
a chance of a tornado touching down and a meteorologists
are suggesting that you avoid being outdoors after five pm

(00:42):
through tomorrow morning. Nietzsch dot com just came out with
their eleventh Annuel ranking of the best places to live
in America, and at number one is Naperville, Illinois, but
at number nine Bellevue Bellevue, Washington. In top cities, neighborhoods
and suburbs in the entire country. A big crime woman
facing felony charges after allegedly robbing a dairy queen at gunpoint.

(01:06):
She pulled out her gun demanded money from the cashier,
but instead of taking the register money, she grabbed the
tip jar got away with a dollar fifty. Oooops, Oh Florida.
One of twoint five kz Oka Seattle's class craxtation at Sarah.
Time to take a look at sports, brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one eight
hundred duy away. Awesome news. Yesterday we found out cal

(01:29):
Raley here to stay, signing a six year, one hundred
and five million dollar contract extension. Here for the long
haul and one more day till baseball Baby. Tomorrow the
Athletics at seven to ten and the season kicks off
with seven games at T Mobile Park Kraken. Last night
a overtime loss to Calgary four to three. Up next

(01:51):
the Oilers at seven. That happens tomorrow. Alex Ovechkin scored
last night. He is now six goals away from beating
Gretzky's record with eleven games left in this season, and
quarterback Russell Wilson is onto his third team and that
would be the New York Giants a one year deal
sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers, facing a

(02:11):
DUI call one eight hundred duy away.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
A lot of people rocking beards these days.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Beard transplants have become increasingly popular. Originally attended for trauma victims,
now people who don't have enough hair on their face
and really want a beard can go get a beard transplant.
Clinics report the demand has tripled since twenty twenty. What
I want to know is where is the beard being
transplanted from? Like, is it your nether regions?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Someone else's. This does not sound like a good idea
to me.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's Sarah with ACDC on kz okay, see a dream
of owning a baseball team?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Who doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
The current owners of the Minnesota Twins are seeking one
point seven billion for the potential sale of the team.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Let me check my bank account. Yeah no, that's not happening.
It's Sarah went out two point five kazy okay.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I've just performed the Seattle Center Colisseum back in nineteen
sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Never did perform at the Kingdome, but hard.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
To believe it was twenty five years ago. That the
Kingdome went out with literally a bang. Twenty five years
ago we said goodbye to the Kingdome. It's Sarah on
one of twenty five kz Ok Today is live, long
and prosper day thanks to Spock from Star Trek. Who
do you think is the best sci Fi character?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, I am your father, gotta be Darth Vader or
Luke Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Even got the quote right. Nice Mike and Seattle. What
do you say?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Did you guys know six from Battlestar Galactica She was
hot with the capitol Ah, I know.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's why a lot of people watch that show.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Blonde in the red dressed totally hot. Who do you
think is the best sci Fi character? It's the kzok
question of the day. Call eight hundred two five two
one oh two five, text nine zero sixty seven, Open
up our free iHeartRadio app. Makekzok one of your presets.
You can tap that little red microphone. It'll record your
voice message and send it to us.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
One oh two point five easy, Okay, And the big
news of the.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Day brought you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men one
eight hundred divorce or online Goldburg Jones Dot com cal
Rally here to stay with opening day tomorrow. The Mariners
made sure to keep Cal happy. He has signed a
six year, one hundred and five million dollar contract extension,
making Cal happy, making fans happy. Lady Gaga just announced

(04:24):
to a big tour, two dates here in Seattle August
sixth and seventh, and the on sale is next Thursday.
Lady Gaga Climate pledge Arena Data anyone known Napster still existed,
the music brand originally known for the peer to peer
file sharing and all that drama with bands like Metallica.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
They were just acquired for two.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Hundred and seven million dollars and the company who bought
Napster is going to make it a music based social
media platform.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
And Sarah's Big News of the day.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men
one eight hundred divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot Com
eight twenty five. Win your tickets to see Grand Funk
Railroad at Muckle Shoot be Causino. Shelley Roll is adding
actor to his resume. Country music star is going to
try his hand at acting. He's joining the CBS show
Fire Country, which is about convicts who then become.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Firefighters, and they say it's probably easy for.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Him because he had his own like bad issues and
bad backgrounds. He's getting a second chance and taking part
in a second chance story.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Never watched it, Fire Country? What don't you like?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Five?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay? We have long and prosper day thanks to spot
from Star Trek. We want to know who you think
is the best sci fi character?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
My name's Jenna and I'm from Federal Way. It is
Lieutenant O'Hora from the original Star Trek series. Because her
character is so important that when actress Michelle Nichols wanted
to quit the show, Martin Luther King Junior came to
the studio and told her she had to stay on
the show.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
The casey Okay Question of the Day.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific
Northwest adventure in every can find Silver City Beer in
stores throughout western Washington and keep your answers. Come and
tend to call eight hundred two five two one O
two five to win your tickets to see Grand Funk
Railroad with Jefferson Starship at Muckle Shoot Casino Events Center,
August sixth. Call right now eight hundred and two five
two one O two five. We're going to play trivia.

(06:13):
You are going to win the tickets right now from
one o two point five. K's okay, what are you smart?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
We mean Sarah smart? Your chance to be Smartigas, I
am Martacus. You win the title for the day.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You win tickets to Grand Funk Railroad at muchael Shoot
Casino Resort. Our contestant, Miles and Burlington, Good morning. Are
you ready for your first question? Close the door? We're
an American band? Is a classic from Grand Funk Railroad.
Which of these bands is not American led Zeppelin, Guns
of Roses or Pearl Jam.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's correct. You had me worried. They're Miles. You waited.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Which of these brands is, oh honey? Which of these
brands is not American? Adidas, Puma or Nike.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I want to say Puma.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Which of these is not an American city intercourse, hump,
tulips or fart?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I would say fart.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Fart is correct? Miles, I am Mark.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
You are you want Ticketstagram Funk Railroad on the sixth
of August at Muckleshitt Cassina Resort.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Tickets available down through Ticketmaster.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
The one you got wrong, Puma's American, Nike's American Adidas
is from Germany. Win again tomorrow, right here, right about.
Eight twenty five one o two point five.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay, jerk or justified, it's your time to weigh in
and decide.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Eight hundred and two fine two one oh two five.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
My sons goldfish died and I flushed it down the toilet.
My wife said I'm a jerk, and she said I
should have bought him a new one and pretended it
didn't happen. He's six, but I think he should know
pets don't live forever.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Justin and Seattle, what do you think, jerk?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Fix is too young to learn this sort of life lesson?
What do you put cold in this Christmas talking too?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Natalie and Yelm, what do you have to say?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
You're justified whiley to your kids? I mean, six is
a little young, but.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Still I never go over my parents telling me that
my dog went to live on my uncle's farm.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Time for you to weigh in eight hundred and two
five two one oh two five text us nine zero
six two seven Open up our free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Make KZOK one of your presets. You can use the.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Talk back feature to record your opinion. Jerk Or Justified
the kzok question of the day. Who do you think
is the best sci fi character?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
My vote for best sci fi character? Ripley from Aliens.
She was human, but the movie is side by Then again,
she wasn't always human.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
K Dragon on Instagram says Hans Solo, Shannon Luke, Skywalker,
Yo and Olympia R two D two n C three
po Jay and Port Townsend texted nine zero sixty seven
Jack from the og Stargate series.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Great answers, y'all keep it coming.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Crazy Top will headline the Northwest Washington Fair this summer
in Linden. It's happening on August sixteenth, and tickets are
on sale now. N WA fair dot com for details.
I always think it's so funny how the one person
without a beard is named Frank Beard. It's the drummer
one O two point five kz okay.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
One O two point five zy okay.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Jerk Or Justified, it's your time to weigh in and decide.
Eight hundred and two fine two one oh two.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Five Bill in Federal Way flushed his six year old
kid's goldfish down the toilet. His wife called him a
jerk for not just buying him a new one and
pretending it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Is he a jerk or is he justified? You're a jerk,
my friend. Sounds like you just didn't want to take
care of a fish.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
How'd your kid out? You punk?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
We're looking at about seventy thirty on the text line
people saying that you are a jerk. Were you on
your way to the pet store when you were in
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two point five kz Oka, Seattle's Class CRAX station at Sarah.

(10:06):
Time to take a look at sports Brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Facing a DUI call one eight hundred d u y away,
awesome news. Yesterday we found out.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Cal Raley here to stay, signing a six year, one
hundred and five million dollar contract extension. Here for the
long haul and one more day till baseball Baby, tomorrow
the Athletics at seven to ten, and the season kicks
off with seven games at T Mobile Park. Kraken last
night a overtime loss to Calgary four to three. Up

(10:38):
next the Oilers at seven That happens tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Alexovechkin scored last night.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
He is now six goals away from beating Gretzky's record
with eleven games left in the season. Sports brought you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers facing a DUI call one eight
hundred d U y away. I'm wrapping up for today,
but if you missed any of the show, make sure
to check out the podcast on our free iHeartRadio app
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