April 24, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is gonna be a nice day. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Like we're talking seventy people, seventy degrees in the.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Seattle area and I can't wait. It's Sarah. By the way,
it's Thursday. Is it Thursday?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Not only are we going to have like the best
day ever weatherwise, we're almost the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm just full of good news.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No really, I am cash that could be yours. So
that's coming up nine twenty one. Your chance to win
one thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Right here on out two point five kazy okay, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
A big concert announcement yesterday Brian Adams, Pat Mentar, Neil
Giraldo altogether at Climate Pledge Arena. Maybe you're thinking, wow,
I'd like some extra cash to help me buy them
concert tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you can win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You'll hear a keyword to enter at kzok dot com
in under four minutes right after def Leppard one O
two point five kz okay one O two point five
kz okay. It's Sarah and it's time to take a
look at the news. Brought to you by Arnold's Appliance.
Another beautiful day in store here in Seattle, love it
to hope you got outside. Yes, if not, maybe leave
work early today because it's gonna be seventy and mostly sunny.
(01:06):
Hell yeah, all right. Everybody knows Costco. That's where you
go to get like giant things, like too much stuff.
But Costco also very well known for the beloved hot
dog and drink combo, and rightfully so, because it's a
buck fifty and that's you know, that's an insane deal,
and everyone every year kind of freaks out. Is Costco
going to raise the price, and they have said, no,
(01:28):
we will not. It's been a buck fifty since nineteen
eighty five. But now some smarty pants people decided to
look and see if they did adjust for inflation, that
dollar fifty hot dog in soda combo would cost four
dollars and fifty five cents, so Costco would be in
their right mind. I guess you could say if they
did want to raise the price, but they say they won't.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You better not.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Deputies, we're left stunned when a suspect in the middle
of a vehicle chase casually offered them alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
He does like a drive by.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They're chasing him, and he's like, hey, you guys want
a drag, And that's when they went on this high
speed chase. When they finally got him in handcuffs, he said, well,
you guys had fun though, right, Oh, Florida News, it's
brought to you by Arnold's Appliance. Well, yesterday a big
day for your Seattle Mariners. So Tyler Lockett has a
new home, and the NFL Draft is today.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'll bring you sports next. Why don't put five.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Kz okay, Seattle's classic rock station at Sarah And it's
time to take a look at sports brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a dui call one eight
hundred d u y away, huge win for your Seattle
Mariner is eight to five yesterday over the Red Sox,
JP Crawford hitting his first home run of the season,
and they play the Socks again with a ten thirty
five start time this morning. NFL Draft gets underway at
(02:45):
five o'clock. And because news kind of makes me sad,
but I get it, Tyler Lockett has a new home.
He of course was cut by the Seahawks. He assigned
a one year deal with Tennessee. So I'm glad somebody's
giving him another chance because he's not a youngster. But
I think we're all gonna miss Tyler Lockett and the
Sea Wolves big win yesterday over Anthem. They've got Nola
(03:08):
Sunday at one, The Golden Bachelor has been given a
second season, and the new Bachelor is an NFL player
named mel Owens. He's from Detroit, played for Michigan and
was drafted by the Rams back in the eighties. He's
divorced and he is now headed to television. I'm sure
it will be true Love Sports brought to you by
Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one eight hundred
(03:31):
d U y A way. Well, coming up, you've got
a chance to win tickets to see Disturbed. We're looking
a back seven o eight. They'll be at Climate Pledge
Arena next month, and so could you be here to win?
Let O two poy five kzy Okay, Sarah, and it's
time for you to win tickets to see Disturbed at
Climate Pledge Arena. They're going to be there on May fifth,
and I've seen them live before. It's going to be
quite a spectacle. It's gonna be awesome. You want to
(03:54):
win the tickets, call right now eight hundred two five
two one oh two five. First person who can identify
this disturbed trivia will win. At their concert in Chicago,
disturbs pyrotechnics were so wild they scorched the banners hanging
from the rafters. What basketball team's banners were destroyed?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do you know the answer to disturbed trivia?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Call right now to win your tickets eight hundred two
five two one oh two five eight hundred two five
two one two five call right now, answer it when
kazy okay, good morning. Do you have the answer to
disturb trivia? Yes, they do, okay, so At their concert
in Chicago, disturbs pyrotechnics were so wild they scorched banners
hanging from the rafters.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What basketball team's banners were destroyed was a Chicago Bowl?
It was the shock Chicago Built Bulls. What is your name?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Brittany?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Brittany? Have you had your coffee yet? I haven't.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, I'm honestly on my way to Emerald Smoothe.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All right, Well, you have won the tickets disturbed at
Climate Pledge Arena May fifth. You've won from Live Nation
and tickets around Sale Nathrough Ticketmaster. I might add, Yeah,
winning's not over yet. You can get a thousand bucks here.
The keyword enter kzok dot com after the stones. April
is National Humor Month. This is going to give you
a chance to share your favorite joke.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Where is the pirate by their hook hands? I don't
know where the second hand store?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's ridiculous. Who do we have here? Jack and Tacoma,
let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What a cake and baseball haven't common? I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They both need a batter?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
God?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sarah's Question of the Day brought to you by Silver
City Brewery. Time for you to share your favorite joke
eight hundred and two five two one o two five
text in nine zero sixty seven. You can open up
our free iHeartRadio app, make Cazok one of your presets
and tap that little red microphone.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Record your joke. It'll send it right here to our
studio one oh two point five.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Easy.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Okay, And the big news of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men
one eight hundred divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot com.
If you up into the sky at two thirty this morning,
as in like you know midnight Friday, but it's two
thirty in the morning. You're going to see a smiley
face up there. The crescent moon is going to temporarily
align with Saturn and Venus and a triple conjunction, forming
(06:16):
a smiley face in the sky. NASA says, you don't
need binoculars or a telescope to see it, but you
will have a sharp review.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So you look up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
There if you're an early riser or you really want
to see a smiley face in the sky while sober
two thirty in the morning. Ryan Gosling is going to
star in a new Star Wars film, which is a
bit odd because one they said they were kind of
pulling back on Star Wars movies, and two it's Ryan Gosling,
but he's going to be in a stand alone and
they say it's not a prequel, it's not a sequel,
(06:45):
it's a new adventure said in a time period we
have not explored before. This will be coming out in
twenty twenty seven. To me, Moore was just named the
World's Most Beautiful Person by People, taking over from last
year's pick. Controversial pick, I should say. John Krasinski was
last year's World's Most beautiful person this year to me more.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Sarah's Big News of the Day.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's brought to you by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men
one hundred Divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot Com. Heart
are playing the Gorge August eighth. Win your tickets right here.
Right about eight twenty April is National Humor Month. It's
time to share your favorite joke. Okazy, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I have a joke for you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Bring it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So a mushroom walks into the bar, into a bar, and.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And the mushroom looks at him and says, well, why not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm a fun guy. That's one of my all time favorites.
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Lauren? Thanks Lauren, have a great day, you too, by
And Hey, Steve, what's up?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I have a joke for you.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What hits on the seafloor and has anxiety?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I don't know what a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's a good one, right, that's a good one. Sarah's
Question of the Day.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific
Northwest adventure in Every can find Silver City Beer in
stores throughout western Washington. One O two point five kzy Okay, Sarah,
It's time for you to win your tickets to see
Heart at the Gorge. Eight hundred two five two one
oh two five. Call that number right now, eight hundred
two five two one oh two five. We are going
to play trivia. You are going to win tickets to
(08:24):
see Heart right now. Eight hundred two five two one
oh two five.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Good lucky.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Are you smart? We mean Sarah smart?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Your chance to be smartigas m Martacus you in the
title for the day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You win tickets to see Heart at the Gorge.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning Jerry and Edmunds. Good morning, Sarah. I love Edmunds.
That is a beautiful town you live in.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Thank you very much. I do too.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You need to get two of three trivia questions, and
one of them does have a local angle. So let's
get started. What town did the lovely Ladies of Heart
go to high school in?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
They are the Buxom Babes Bellvue.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Nice job, Jerry, who wrote the novel for Whom the
Bell Tolls?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Uh? Edgar Allan Pope, you.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Are close, but no cigar.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Let's see if you can get this last one right
to get these tickets. What rock band has the song
for Whom the Bell Tolls?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh Man Metallica, that's it, Jerry, all.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right, I am Martika.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You are the one you didn't get. Hemingway wrote for
Whom the Bell Tolls. You have one of the tickets. Yeah, Jerry,
You're going to see Heart at the Gorge Woo show
is August eight, right, thank you. Tickets are available through
Ticketmaster and win again tomorrow, same time.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
One O two jointy five easy, okay, jerk or justified?
It's your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred
and two fine two one O two five.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
So I have a co worker is always eating other
people's food out of the fridge. Decided to put a
sandwich in there with a fiber laxative mixed in so
he didn't sick the next day because he was stuck
on the toilet. And my buddy said it was a
jerk move. But I think I'm justified.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That my friend is a bold move. Tommy and Renton,
are you thinking jerk or justified with this?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm going with jerk.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sarah would have been easier just to confront him he
couldn't lined up in the er.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But then again, you get wins or creativity.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah he does. Let's say we got Jim Intocoma opinion.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Hey, Sharah, I'm going justified on this one. You can't
eat other people's food at work. I'm guessing this bozo
is gonna stop now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean seriously. I hope he learns his lesson.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We'll share your opinion eight hundred two five two one
two five text in nine zero six two seven, open
up our free iHeartRadio app, make case okay one of
your presets and tap that little red microphone that's going
to record your opinion and send it here.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Get ready to feel like a kid again.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Toys r Us is getting the live action movie treatment.
Why yeah, I can't answer that. I guess to be
like the Barbie movie. Yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We are forty minutes commercial free right here on whatow
two point five kz okay with Queen Pete. Davidson is
busy getting his many tattoos removed, painful process costing a
latta dough.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
In an interview with Variety, he said.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
He's already spend about two hundred thousand bucks and he's
only thirty percent finished. Damn, that is a lot of cash.
But if you'd like some cash, we would add or
remove a tattoo. I can help. It's Sarah and this
hour's keyword is after Nirvana. Someone is about to win
a grand Get ready to enter it at kzok dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What is your favorite soda?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We'll move over Coke because Doctor Pepper has just claimed
the soda crown amongst teens and it's not even close
for gen Z the soda drinkers. Doctor Pepper beat out
Coke and Gatorade and basically everyone else. So maybe they're
gonna make a Doctor Pepper movie now it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We are forty minutes commercial free with ACDC on Whato
two point five kz okay.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Two point five DCOK jerk or justified. It's your time
to weigh in and decide, Eat, don't britten two fine,
two one.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh two five, Chuck and SeaTac was tired of a
coworker stealing food out of the work fridge, so he
put laxative in the sandwich. The co worker had to
call him sick. Is this a jerk move? Or is
he justified, My man, that is a jerk move.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm on the fence on this one. I feel like
a little bit jerkified, Like it kind of stinks that
he got sick, literally, but you can't steal.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Other people's food. What do you think? Tim and Yelm.
I have one word for this guy, Sarah, jerk. Your
co workers are going to hate you on this one.
You seem selfish.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And then again, I don't like my co workers either.
John and Fife said justified, do not touch others' food ever,
and also on the text line, David Silverdale's saying Justified
that dude's a fridge pirate. Well, speaking of co workers,
have you been injured in the workplace, had a slip
(13:01):
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kz Okay, Seattle's classic rock station at Sarah and It's
time to take a look at sports. Brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI, call one eight
hundred d u y Away, huge win Fiar Seattle Mariners
(13:24):
eight to five yesterday over the Red Sox, JP Crawford
hitting his first home run of the season, and they
play the Socks again with a ten thirty five start time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
This morning. NFL Draft gets underway at five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And because news kind of makes me sad, but I
get it, Tyler Lockett has a new home. He of
course was cut by the Seahawks. He assigned a one
year deal with Tennessee, so I'm glad somebody's giving him
another chance because he's not a youngster. But I think
we're all going to miss Tyler Lockett and the Sea Wolves.
Big win yesterday over Anthem. They've got Nola Sunday at
(13:59):
one Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred duy away. I'm heading
up for today. Ali is up next. But if you
missed any of today's show, make sure to check out
the podcast found on the free iHeartRadio app. Have a
great day, It's gonna be nice out there.
It is gonna be a nice day. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Like we're talking seventy people, seventy degrees in the.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Seattle area and I can't wait. It's Sarah. By the way,
it's Thursday. Is it Thursday?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Not only are we going to have like the best
day ever weatherwise, we're almost the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm just full of good news.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No really, I am cash that could be yours. So
that's coming up nine twenty one. Your chance to win
one thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Right here on out two point five kazy okay, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
A big concert announcement yesterday Brian Adams, Pat Mentar, Neil
Giraldo altogether at Climate Pledge Arena. Maybe you're thinking, wow,
I'd like some extra cash to help me buy them
concert tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you can win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You'll hear a keyword to enter at kzok dot com
in under four minutes right after def Leppard one O
two point five kz okay one O two point five
kz okay. It's Sarah and it's time to take a
look at the news. Brought to you by Arnold's Appliance.
Another beautiful day in store here in Seattle, love it
to hope you got outside. Yes, if not, maybe leave
work early today because it's gonna be seventy and mostly sunny.
(01:06):
Hell yeah, all right. Everybody knows Costco. That's where you
go to get like giant things, like too much stuff.
But Costco also very well known for the beloved hot
dog and drink combo, and rightfully so, because it's a
buck fifty and that's you know, that's an insane deal,
and everyone every year kind of freaks out. Is Costco
going to raise the price, and they have said, no,
(01:28):
we will not. It's been a buck fifty since nineteen
eighty five. But now some smarty pants people decided to
look and see if they did adjust for inflation, that
dollar fifty hot dog in soda combo would cost four
dollars and fifty five cents, so Costco would be in
their right mind. I guess you could say if they
did want to raise the price, but they say they won't.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You better not.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Deputies, we're left stunned when a suspect in the middle
of a vehicle chase casually offered them alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
He does like a drive by.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They're chasing him, and he's like, hey, you guys want
a drag, And that's when they went on this high
speed chase. When they finally got him in handcuffs, he said, well,
you guys had fun though, right, Oh, Florida News, it's
brought to you by Arnold's Appliance. Well, yesterday a big
day for your Seattle Mariners. So Tyler Lockett has a
new home, and the NFL Draft is today.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'll bring you sports next. Why don't put five.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Kz okay, Seattle's classic rock station at Sarah And it's
time to take a look at sports brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a dui call one eight
hundred d u y away, huge win for your Seattle
Mariner is eight to five yesterday over the Red Sox,
JP Crawford hitting his first home run of the season,
and they play the Socks again with a ten thirty
five start time this morning. NFL Draft gets underway at
(02:45):
five o'clock. And because news kind of makes me sad,
but I get it, Tyler Lockett has a new home.
He of course was cut by the Seahawks. He assigned
a one year deal with Tennessee. So I'm glad somebody's
giving him another chance because he's not a youngster. But
I think we're all gonna miss Tyler Lockett and the
Sea Wolves big win yesterday over Anthem. They've got Nola
(03:08):
Sunday at one, The Golden Bachelor has been given a
second season, and the new Bachelor is an NFL player
named mel Owens. He's from Detroit, played for Michigan and
was drafted by the Rams back in the eighties. He's
divorced and he is now headed to television. I'm sure
it will be true Love Sports brought to you by
Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one eight hundred
(03:31):
d U y A way. Well, coming up, you've got
a chance to win tickets to see Disturbed. We're looking
a back seven o eight. They'll be at Climate Pledge
Arena next month, and so could you be here to win?
Let O two poy five kzy Okay, Sarah, and it's
time for you to win tickets to see Disturbed at
Climate Pledge Arena. They're going to be there on May fifth,
and I've seen them live before. It's going to be
quite a spectacle. It's gonna be awesome. You want to
(03:54):
win the tickets, call right now eight hundred two five
two one oh two five. First person who can identify
this disturbed trivia will win. At their concert in Chicago,
disturbs pyrotechnics were so wild they scorched the banners hanging
from the rafters. What basketball team's banners were destroyed?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do you know the answer to disturbed trivia?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Call right now to win your tickets eight hundred two
five two one oh two five eight hundred two five
two one two five call right now, answer it when
kazy okay, good morning. Do you have the answer to
disturb trivia? Yes, they do, okay, so At their concert
in Chicago, disturbs pyrotechnics were so wild they scorched banners
hanging from the rafters.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What basketball team's banners were destroyed was a Chicago Bowl?
It was the shock Chicago Built Bulls. What is your name?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Brittany?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Brittany? Have you had your coffee yet? I haven't.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, I'm honestly on my way to Emerald Smoothe.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All right, Well, you have won the tickets disturbed at
Climate Pledge Arena May fifth. You've won from Live Nation
and tickets around Sale Nathrough Ticketmaster. I might add, Yeah,
winning's not over yet. You can get a thousand bucks here.
The keyword enter kzok dot com after the stones. April
is National Humor Month. This is going to give you
a chance to share your favorite joke.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Where is the pirate by their hook hands? I don't
know where the second hand store?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's ridiculous. Who do we have here? Jack and Tacoma,
let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What a cake and baseball haven't common? I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They both need a batter?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
God?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sarah's Question of the Day brought to you by Silver
City Brewery. Time for you to share your favorite joke
eight hundred and two five two one o two five
text in nine zero sixty seven. You can open up
our free iHeartRadio app, make Cazok one of your presets
and tap that little red microphone.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Record your joke. It'll send it right here to our
studio one oh two point five.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Easy.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Okay, And the big news of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men
one eight hundred divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot com.
If you up into the sky at two thirty this morning,
as in like you know midnight Friday, but it's two
thirty in the morning. You're going to see a smiley
face up there. The crescent moon is going to temporarily
align with Saturn and Venus and a triple conjunction, forming
(06:16):
a smiley face in the sky. NASA says, you don't
need binoculars or a telescope to see it, but you
will have a sharp review.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So you look up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
There if you're an early riser or you really want
to see a smiley face in the sky while sober
two thirty in the morning. Ryan Gosling is going to
star in a new Star Wars film, which is a
bit odd because one they said they were kind of
pulling back on Star Wars movies, and two it's Ryan Gosling,
but he's going to be in a stand alone and
they say it's not a prequel, it's not a sequel,
(06:45):
it's a new adventure said in a time period we
have not explored before. This will be coming out in
twenty twenty seven. To me, Moore was just named the
World's Most Beautiful Person by People, taking over from last
year's pick. Controversial pick, I should say. John Krasinski was
last year's World's Most beautiful person this year to me more.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Sarah's Big News of the Day.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's brought to you by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men
one hundred Divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot Com. Heart
are playing the Gorge August eighth. Win your tickets right here.
Right about eight twenty April is National Humor Month. It's
time to share your favorite joke. Okazy, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I have a joke for you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Bring it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So a mushroom walks into the bar, into a bar, and.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And the mushroom looks at him and says, well, why not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm a fun guy. That's one of my all time favorites.
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Lauren? Thanks Lauren, have a great day, you too, by
And Hey, Steve, what's up?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I have a joke for you.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What hits on the seafloor and has anxiety?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I don't know what a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's a good one, right, that's a good one. Sarah's
Question of the Day.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific
Northwest adventure in Every can find Silver City Beer in
stores throughout western Washington. One O two point five kzy Okay, Sarah,
It's time for you to win your tickets to see
Heart at the Gorge. Eight hundred two five two one
oh two five. Call that number right now, eight hundred
two five two one oh two five. We are going
to play trivia. You are going to win tickets to
(08:24):
see Heart right now. Eight hundred two five two one
oh two five.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Good lucky.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Are you smart? We mean Sarah smart?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Your chance to be smartigas m Martacus you in the
title for the day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You win tickets to see Heart at the Gorge.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning Jerry and Edmunds. Good morning, Sarah. I love Edmunds.
That is a beautiful town you live in.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Thank you very much. I do too.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You need to get two of three trivia questions, and
one of them does have a local angle. So let's
get started. What town did the lovely Ladies of Heart
go to high school in?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
They are the Buxom Babes Bellvue.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Nice job, Jerry, who wrote the novel for Whom the
Bell Tolls?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Uh? Edgar Allan Pope, you.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Are close, but no cigar.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Let's see if you can get this last one right
to get these tickets. What rock band has the song
for Whom the Bell Tolls?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh Man Metallica, that's it, Jerry, all.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right, I am Martika.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You are the one you didn't get. Hemingway wrote for
Whom the Bell Tolls. You have one of the tickets. Yeah, Jerry,
You're going to see Heart at the Gorge Woo show
is August eight, right, thank you. Tickets are available through
Ticketmaster and win again tomorrow, same time.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
One O two jointy five easy, okay, jerk or justified?
It's your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred
and two fine two one O two five.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
So I have a co worker is always eating other
people's food out of the fridge. Decided to put a
sandwich in there with a fiber laxative mixed in so
he didn't sick the next day because he was stuck
on the toilet. And my buddy said it was a
jerk move. But I think I'm justified.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That my friend is a bold move. Tommy and Renton,
are you thinking jerk or justified with this?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm going with jerk.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Sarah would have been easier just to confront him he
couldn't lined up in the er.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But then again, you get wins or creativity.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah he does. Let's say we got Jim Intocoma opinion.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Hey, Sharah, I'm going justified on this one. You can't
eat other people's food at work. I'm guessing this bozo
is gonna stop now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean seriously. I hope he learns his lesson.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We'll share your opinion eight hundred two five two one
two five text in nine zero six two seven, open
up our free iHeartRadio app, make case okay one of
your presets and tap that little red microphone that's going
to record your opinion and send it here.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Get ready to feel like a kid again.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Toys r Us is getting the live action movie treatment.
Why yeah, I can't answer that. I guess to be
like the Barbie movie. Yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We are forty minutes commercial free right here on whatow
two point five kz okay with Queen Pete. Davidson is
busy getting his many tattoos removed, painful process costing a
latta dough.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
In an interview with Variety, he said.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
He's already spend about two hundred thousand bucks and he's
only thirty percent finished. Damn, that is a lot of cash.
But if you'd like some cash, we would add or
remove a tattoo. I can help. It's Sarah and this
hour's keyword is after Nirvana. Someone is about to win
a grand Get ready to enter it at kzok dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What is your favorite soda?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We'll move over Coke because Doctor Pepper has just claimed
the soda crown amongst teens and it's not even close
for gen Z the soda drinkers. Doctor Pepper beat out
Coke and Gatorade and basically everyone else. So maybe they're
gonna make a Doctor Pepper movie now it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We are forty minutes commercial free with ACDC on Whato
two point five kz okay.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Two point five DCOK jerk or justified. It's your time
to weigh in and decide, Eat, don't britten two fine,
two one.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh two five, Chuck and SeaTac was tired of a
coworker stealing food out of the work fridge, so he
put laxative in the sandwich. The co worker had to
call him sick. Is this a jerk move? Or is
he justified, My man, that is a jerk move.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm on the fence on this one. I feel like
a little bit jerkified, Like it kind of stinks that
he got sick, literally, but you can't steal.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Other people's food. What do you think? Tim and Yelm.
I have one word for this guy, Sarah, jerk. Your
co workers are going to hate you on this one.
You seem selfish.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And then again, I don't like my co workers either.
John and Fife said justified, do not touch others' food ever,
and also on the text line, David Silverdale's saying Justified
that dude's a fridge pirate. Well, speaking of co workers,
have you been injured in the workplace, had a slip
(13:01):
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kz Okay, Seattle's classic rock station at Sarah and It's
time to take a look at sports. Brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI, call one eight
hundred d u y Away, huge win Fiar Seattle Mariners
(13:24):
eight to five yesterday over the Red Sox, JP Crawford
hitting his first home run of the season, and they
play the Socks again with a ten thirty five start time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
This morning. NFL Draft gets underway at five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And because news kind of makes me sad, but I
get it, Tyler Lockett has a new home. He of
course was cut by the Seahawks. He assigned a one
year deal with Tennessee, so I'm glad somebody's giving him
another chance because he's not a youngster. But I think
we're all going to miss Tyler Lockett and the Sea Wolves.
Big win yesterday over Anthem. They've got Nola Sunday at
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one Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred duy away. I'm heading
up for today. Ali is up next. But if you
missed any of today's show, make sure to check out
the podcast found on the free iHeartRadio app. Have a
great day, It's gonna be nice out there.
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