Kickin' It With Jon Ryan 07-25-25

Seahawks LEGEND Jon Ryan has a STERN warning for anyone thinking about adding him to group texts. You're gonna crack up when ya listen to Kickin' It With Jon Ryan!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, it's time for kicking it with former Seahawks punter
John Ryan.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Seahawks sugend, John Ryan, what is on your mind this week?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I want to talk about group chat, especially the ones
with like twelve people. Why do they never die?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
You? And they should have pairs?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Two birthdays and a bachelor party ago. There's always that
one person who resurrects at at two thirty am on
a random Tuesday with yo, you'll remember that thing that
happened to Todd's birthday and boom suddenly seven date notifications.
Another thing. If someone says, all bring the pretzels. We
don't need everyone in the group to give it a
thumbs up. And for God's sake, don't change the group

(00:40):
name to something wacky and fun. Todd's birthday. That's it.
We don't need the name of the group to be
Todd totally tubular, Tiki bar birthday pass. Yeah. Yeah, Remember
I didn't ask to be here. I was added in
twenty nineteen because I knew a guy who dated someone's cousin.
From now on, just know, if anyone adds me to

(01:02):
their group chat, you'll get two messages, John Ryan, I'll
bring the beer. Second message, John Ryan has left the chat.
Hope anyone out there that knows me will understand. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, John is one of the good things about being
retired is you are not subject to the reply all
work email.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah yeah, I retired at forty one, but I don't
have to deal with any of those anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So kicking it with Sean Ryan on one O two
point five kz okay