Nobody's Listening, Right?
A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”
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October 8, 2025 • 65 mins
Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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October 1, 2025 • 59 mins
This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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September 24, 2025 • 73 mins
This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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September 17, 2025 • 59 mins
This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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September 10, 2025 • 68 mins
We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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September 3, 2025 • 71 mins
This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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August 27, 2025 • 54 mins
This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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August 20, 2025 • 59 mins
This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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August 13, 2025 • 64 mins
Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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August 6, 2025 • 70 mins
Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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July 30, 2025 • 11 mins
Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen.
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July 23, 2025 • 68 mins
After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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July 16, 2025 • 50 mins
Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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July 9, 2025 • 65 mins
Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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July 2, 2025 • 56 mins
We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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June 25, 2025 • 50 mins
This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with Trainwell, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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June 18, 2025 • 54 mins
This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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June 11, 2025 • 62 mins
This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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June 4, 2025 • 55 mins
Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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May 28, 2025 • 62 mins
We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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