Nobody's Listening, Right?
A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”
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May 6, 2026 • 59 mins
This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 29, 2026 • 66 mins
This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 22, 2026 • 65 mins
The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 15, 2026 • 70 mins
This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 8, 2026 • 61 mins
This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 1, 2026 • 72 mins
This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 25, 2026 • 57 mins
This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 18, 2026 • 56 mins
This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 11, 2026 • 63 mins
This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 4, 2026 • 72 mins
This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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February 25, 2026 • 52 mins
The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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February 18, 2026 • 63 mins
This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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February 11, 2026 • 55 mins
Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more.
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February 4, 2026 • 60 mins
Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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January 28, 2026 • 59 mins
Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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January 21, 2026 • 57 mins
This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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January 14, 2026 • 61 mins
This week: A Mexican vacation recap, hormones are getting out of hand, Andy is less anxious, Elizabeth is enamored with pour, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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January 7, 2026 • 61 mins
This week: Elizabeth wants to ban a new word that has shown up in the house, Andy indulges in a misty morning adventure, Technology is on the mind and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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December 31, 2025 • 55 mins
Covid crashed Christmas, but things are getting back on track… Elizabeth and Andy have a heart to heart about entrepreneurship, Julia Childs inspires, a dermatologist has an odd bedside matter, and someone is winding things down…It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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December 24, 2025 • 65 mins
Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, and Santa is listening? It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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