Watts Corner
Welcome to Watts Corner! Watts Corner is an uproarious audio comedy sitcom that follows the adventures of a witty penguin named Watts, who calls the bizarre and eerie Cermack City home. Amidst demons, witchcraft, and the unpredictable chaos created by a mad scientist, Watts faces wild situations with his clever best friend, Frankie Carlino. Together, they navigate a city that’s constantly haunted and filled with outlandish surprises, using their wit and charm to take on whatever comes their way. From supernatural antics to quirky characters, Watts Corner delivers humor and heart in every episode.
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December 22, 2025 • 16 mins
In this chapter of Nightmare on Memory Lane we return to the shadows of New York’s most familiar holiday lore! This fictional true-crime-style parody revisits the legend of The Pigeon Lady — the reclusive figure once said to have helped a runaway kid in Central Park, now emerges in a new story, revealing just how much more complicated she’s become. It’s a tale best told with caution… and, in this case, a bird’s-eye view.
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October 29, 2025 • 24 mins
What starts as a boys getaway to Vegas quickly spirals into chaos when the crew finds themselves on the run after a gambling misfortune.
Seeking refuge, they stumble into a dusty desert bar that’s less dive and more deathtrap.
Will our hapless heroes survive the night? Or will they become permanent guests in the midnight bite?
Tune in to the Watts Corner Halloween Special!
And remember, what happens in Vegas, DIES in Vegas.
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October 29, 2025 • 15 mins
Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend.
Starring:
Danny Tamberelli (@dtamberelli) (@dannytamberelli)
Michael C. Maronna (...
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October 23, 2025 • 1 min
Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. This Danny & Mike x Watts Corner creation, written by Zac Fieldsend, features several familia...
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June 4, 2025 • 35 mins
Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner!
When Johnny Watts "borrows" a creepy monkey's paw from Zardos' Magic Gift Shop, he thinks he's scored a shortcut to success—but every wish comes with a hilariously twisted consequence. As the paw grants him unexpected fame, the side effects turn his world upside down. Now, the gang must undo the curse before Johnny ends up living his best nightmare.
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April 9, 2025 • 18 mins
Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner!
Frankie Carlino has a master plan to secure his wealth. But things quickly spiral out of control.
With his world crumbling, Frankie calls on his loyal consigliere, Johnny Watts, to deliver a bouquet of roses to his girlfriend, Veronica, the woman he never got the chance to say goodbye to.
Johnny’s search for Veronica leads him to Australia, but just when he thinks he's found a w...
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February 13, 2025 • 36 mins
It's Johnny's birthday, and things look perfect at his birthday party at Shakey's arcade. But as the party gets rolling, things take a strange turn. Judy's new boyfriend, Jeff, is actually a monstrous creature, and his mission is to sabotage the party.
When things seem hopeless, Dr.Hal Owen, the notorious evil scientist, returns to help stop the creatures and win over Judy's heart while he's at it.
What could possibly go wrong?
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November 20, 2024 • 12 mins
Johnny wakes up in a secluded farmhouse, confused and disoriented, unsure if the strange events from the past few days were real or just a bad dream.
Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner!
Starring:
Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.
Also starring:
Marcus McBeth as Mr.Rutherford, Matt Flowers as the Pumking Patch Farmer.
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October 23, 2024 • 44 mins
Welcome to the Watts Corner - Halloween Special!
Judy’s past returns to haunt her for messing with the dark arts back in 1985. Meanwhile, Johnny prepares his hot date with the new girl in town for a raging Halloween bash at the Moon Tower.
Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner.
Starring:
Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.
Introducing
Clarissa Smith as Samantha Gumtree
Michael C Maronna as the Cermack Vall...
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October 16, 2024 • 5 mins
“Things go haywire when Johnny eats too much nutmeg and ends up in an alternate reality."
Tune into a classic mini-episode of Watts Corner.
Starring:
Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.
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October 9, 2024 • 11 mins
Johnny Watts stumbles upon a peculiar, ornate lamp that seems to call to him. Johnny soon discovers that the lamp is haunted by a vengeful spirit intent on wreaking havoc on his family. With time running out, Johnny must unravel the lamp's dark history and confront the spirit before it unleashes its fury.
Will he succeed, or will the lamp claim his family as its next victim?
Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner.
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September 6, 2024 • 16 mins
Johnny is on the edge of his seat for his monster mash party, but there's a problem: he's missing the vital ingredient—Critters 2 on VHS. Desperate, he scours the local video stores, his heart sinking with each empty shelf. Just when he's about to give up, Johnny encounters Frankie, a smooth-talking mobster with a shadowy past. Frankie claims he has a pristine copy of Critters 2, but there's a catch. In exchange for the coveted VHS...
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July 12, 2024 • 21 mins
Frankie and Vinny return to Dr. Hal Owen's mansion and find a secret entrance to a place that holds the secrets even the boldest feared to uncover.
Meanwhile, amidst the chaos inside the mansion, Johnny Watts finds himself embroiled in a comedic battle with a mutant squirrel. Armed with sandwiches and a knack for survival, Johnny's battle provides a bizarre counterpoint to the unfolding mystery.
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Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty W...
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June 14, 2024 • 15 mins
Tonight's story is about what happens when something evil finds its way into a sweet-ol' lady's kitchen.
Submitted for the approval of the Cermack City Society, we called tonight's twisted tale, Judy's New Blender.
Starring:
Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.
Featuring: Sawyer Kieger as the Bonfire Story Master, Randall Ransack as Rodney "The Exterminator" Ransack, Machaela Grace as the Weegee Board Bonfire Kid, and...
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May 17, 2024 • 16 mins
Frankie is banned from Cermack City, and Johnny has a new partner in crime.
Will Frankie's plan to save himself work? Will Johnny make it out alive?
Find out on an all-new episode of Watts Corner!
Starring:
Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.
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May 3, 2024 • 17 mins
Watts Corner goes film noir.
Johnny catches up to an old friend he's been trying to track down for some time. Frankie comes clean about a long-time curse he can't get away from.
Will Johnny solve the case? Will Frankie survive the curse? Is that really a brain in a jar sitting on top of a Radio Flyer car being pulled by a Frankenstein dog?
Find out on an all-new episode of Watts Corner!
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April 12, 2024 • 15 mins
Frankie deals with heartache on his birthday, and Johnny has a heavenly dream about becoming the ultimate Crossfire champion of all time.
There's only one thing they can do: head to the Cermak Valley Mall.
Will Frankie make it out alive? Will Johnny achieve his destiny? Will there be a Good Burger Three?
Find out on an all-new episode of Watts Corner!
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March 22, 2024 • 24 mins
Frankie receives a haunted video game from Zardo's Gift Shop. Johnny tries to get a high score on the Addams Family pinball machine. The new Zodiac is out on a complete decap killing spree.
Will Frankie make it out alive? Will Johnny get a high score? Will the new Zodiac get caught?
Find out on an all-new episode of Watts Corner!
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March 1, 2024 • 24 mins
Are you looking for werewolves, mad scientists, or a Halloween monster jam?
Then you're in the right place.
In tonight's episode of Watts Corner, Johnny, and Frankie move into a new house that may or may not be totally haunted.
With the sinister Dr. Hal Owen on their trail and a Halloween bash around the corner, the boys must think fast to make it out of this one.
Do they survive the wild night?
Tune in to Watts Corner!
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February 29, 2024 • 23 secs
Watts Corner is a scripted audio comedy show created by Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. The series centers around the antics and misadventures of Johnny Watts and Frankie Carlino, two friends living amongst mad scientists, werewolves, haunted lamps, cursed dolls, and the Crows of Chaos. Welcome to the underground 90s clubhouse. Where all bets are off, and everything is haunted.
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