Two Mystic Mamas

In the early 2000s, you weren’t really living your best life unless you were dragging your drunk bestie out of a taxi while she was aggressively making out with a stranger whose name you’d never learn. That was the rebellion. That was the rite of passage. But plot twist: today’s twenty-somethings? Built. Completely. Different.

In this episode of Two Mystic Mamas, our spirit guides make their usual dramatic entrance (“hello, flickeri...

In this heart-opening episode of our chakra series, we drop into the energy of the Heart Chakra, the sacred bridge between who we are and how we love. We begin by setting a collective intention and sending gentle energy healing your way, inviting you to soften, feel, receive, and be love.

Krystyn shares a profoundly moving moment from a virtual reiki and guided healing session, where she came face to face with her inner child, looki...

Season 3, Part 2: The Great Becoming 

Part 2 of our Season 3 Launch,The Great Becoming, starts exactly how you’d expect...with laughter, chaos, and a little mystical mayhem. These two Mystic Mamas waste no time diving in as Rachael once again finds herself in an energetic showdown with the chipmunks (listen… growth is happening, okay?). As we roll fully into the New Year and gallop straight into the Year of the Horse, the momentum i...

Season 3 begins with a deep exhale, a little laughter, and a whole lot of clearing. In this first episode of the season, we step into The Year of the Horse—a year of movement, momentum, and freedom—by sweeping out the energetic cobwebs of 2025 and making space for what’s ready to run toward us.

Rachael opens up about her complicated relationship with horses (fear included ), what she imagines she’d be like on a dude ranch, and how, ...

The holidays have a way of shining a light on what’s tender, what’s heavy, and what’s longing to be reimagined. In today’s episode, we talk about finding happiness during the holidays when every season of life looks a little different, and how joy doesn’t have to follow a script to be real.

Before we ever make it to the intro, things take a turn. Krystyn arrives ELF-style with a jack-in-the-box, jump-scaring herself and our audio en...

Part Two of Woven Into Being with Teal Fitzpatrick is here... and it’s a soul-shaker.

In this deeply moving continuation, we explore the signs, symbols, and whispers that show up when we’re standing right on the edge of transformation, whether we choose to notice them or not. Rachael opens up about the intuitive breadcrumbs that led her to quit her job and begin this wild, mystical journey. Teal shares her own path: the heartbreak a...

Some people drift into your orbit with such grace and divine timing that you instantly know: oh… this was meant. That’s exactly how Teal Fitzpatrick arrived in the Mystic Mamas universe. A large-scale punch-needling artist, a former mental-health professional, and now the creator of her very first tarot deck and guidebook, Teal embodies the art of becoming.

In Part One of this two-part special, Teal takes us through her own version ...

Buckle up, babes -this one is wild.
In this unfiltered LIVE episode, Rachael and Krystyn are joined by the incomparable Kim Early, The Hapa Healer of Pittsburgh, for a deep-dive into the Akashic Records… with plenty of Mystic Mama debauchery along the way.

If you’ve ever wondered what the Akashic Records actually are, how someone taps into them without floating into another dimension, or whether the Mystic Mamas are capable of s...

Things go off the rails fast (shocking, we know) as Krystyn and Rachael attempt to explore the Solar Plexus Chakra...but not before Rachael takes out her aggression on one of Krystyn’s beloved woodland creatures. Don’t worry, there’s a burial... and some questionable theories to defend her innocence.

Once the chaos settles, the Mamas reign it in and clear the path for a healthy Solar Plexus Chakra, your center of personal power, con...

It’s a wild one, friends.  Krystyn’s either got marigolds in her hair or edibles (who can tell?), Rachael showed up prepped for the wrong podcast, and Charlie tried to snack on toxic flowers. Just another day in the Two Mystic Mamas universe.

Fueled by Alani Witches Brew (because if Red Bull gives you wings, Alani turns you into a creative MF’er), Krystyn and Rachael eventually...eventually...get down to this week’s soulful topic: h...

Happy Birthday, Rachael!

It’s a Polamalu-level celebration (that’s 43, for those keeping score) as Krystyn and Rachael dive headfirst into birthday magic, laughter, and a touch of debauchery, as per usual. Rachael proudly rocks the legendary family birthday crown, shares her middle school photo glow-up (spoiler: total Molly Ringwald energy), and reveals what it’s like to share her big day with her twin brothers.

The mamas reflect on ...

As the leaves turn and the air gets crisp, Rachael and Krystyn brew up a dose of Autumn magic on Two Mystic Mamas. In this enchanting, fan-favorite episode, we dive into the art of cleansing and charging your crystals (without accidentally melting your selenite!), working with herbs and oils for protection and healing, and weaving simple rituals into your daily rhythm.

From Egyptian magic synchronicities to our favorite detox bath r...

Krystyn and Rachael finally get it together, after a few cackles and laughs, to dive deep into the wild world of money magic! In this episode, we tackle everything from managing money with partners to manifesting abundance and understanding the real power money holds in our lives.

Say goodbye to money shame and scarcity thinking-this is your guide to working with money in a genuine, authentic way. We explore karmic debt, how your th...

It’s Libra season and the grand finale of our Zodiac series! 

In this episode, the Mystic Mamas reflect on the journey through the signs and dive deep into the magic of Libra, the scales of balance, beauty, harmony, and relationships. We talk about what it means to be born on a cusp, the significance of balance, and how Libra energy invites us to release, reflect, and realign.

Prepare for plenty of giggles (Rachael may or may not hav...

It’s apple season, and the Two Mystic Mamas are here to spill the cider on all things magical, mystical, and a little mischievous. In this episode, Krystyn and Rachael bite into the lore, laughter, and lusciousness of apples—tasting their favorites (Honeycrisp vs. Pink Lady, anyone?), sharing beloved recipes, and weaving in the magic of kitchen witchery.

From apple offerings for ancestors and spirit guides to scrying your true love’...

In this episode, the Mystic Mamas dive headfirst into the messy, mystical, and sometimes hilarious pursuit of balance. Krystyn completely loses it laughing (naturally), and the Two Mystic Mamas team weighs in on Rachael’s questionable choice to grow other people’s peanuts in her garden. 

We explore what spiritual balance really means, beyond scales and weights, and how to honor the season of life you’re in with the effort you give. ...

Life can get heavy—but there’s always light to be found. In this episode, The Two Mystic Mamas dive into the messy, real, and wonderfully human side of life. From chaotic vacations and jellyfish stings to rip currents and life-or-death moments, they unpack what it’s really like to navigate tough seasons while keeping all the hats on.

Krystyn opens up about the aftermath of anaphylactic shock, steroid rollercoasters, and learning to ...

Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe blush a little—because the Two Mystic Mamas are diving straight into the Sacral Chakra this week! From the very first moments, Krystyn and Rachael are on another level (thank you, energy drinks) as Krystyn busts out a brand-new jingle she immediately forgets. Between giggles, these two powerhouse women take you deep into the world of the sacral chakra—exploring what happens when it’s underactive...

It’s officially Virgo Season, and the Two Mystic Mamas are here to sort through the summer chaos like only Virgos can—color-coded planner optional. In this episode, we’re recapping summer shenanigans, moonlit magic, and Krystyn’s legendary pumpkin arch of enchantment (yes, inappropriate cucumber jokes crash the party too.)

We’re celebrating the brilliant Virgos in our lives while also exploring how this earthy, detail-loving energy ...