April 6, 2024 • 51 mins
In today's episode, the gang returns in studio to discuss their favorite cooking methods. They also alomost get fumigated out of the studio thanks to one of the dogs passing gas, which causes Fred to gag. It was a mess.
Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit lakeseminolefishingguides.com or find them on Facebook @LakeSeminoleFishingGuides.
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(00:04):
And welcome to tell an outdoor show. Charlie, I'm j D. I'm
Fred And Captain Paul Tyr. Icouldn't hear the Paul. I'm grant to
hear me, Paul. I needto try that again, Paul, Captain
Paul. There we go. Thereyou go. Gangs here. Most shows
that start over again and start recordingfrom the beginning, not us. We're
not professional. Oh man, Ileft the house a little while ago.
(00:28):
So my wife's been working a lotof hours lately, and you know,
things happen. She's as a supervisorof the communication section at Jackson County Sheriff's
Office. Sometimes she has to fillin. Well, I didn't think about
that when I encouraged her to takethe job. She's like, well,
so, yeah, maybe it'd begood. He'd be a boss and everything.
And she is, uh, now, she is like owning your own
(00:50):
business. I come home. I'mrunning late. I'm going home. My
wife's gonna be upset with me,and I'm two hours late. I roll
in eight eight thirty at night,and that's late for me. That's two
hours late because normally I should rollingaround six or seven. And and I
think, well, she's gonna beupset. I get to the house,
I'm sitting there an hour later lookingat life three six and ago, and
(01:11):
she's still at the dead Gun officeand uh, you got a track?
Are you coming home? I've beenwaiting three or four hours now, and
uh now she something came up,so bless her heart. She works your
butt off. But today we're recording. On Friday, I left the house,
come to Tyler Hossee and she hadn'tleft yet. I'm like, hey,
you she's just blowing off work today. Now, she didn't come into
(01:33):
like nine or nine thirty last night, so you know it was I said,
well, I'm going in at noon. I said, okay, so
it gives me an opportunity to havea good time. So I walk in
and our radio salesperson up in theDothan area, Lar Sukie. She she's
if y'all were listening in the doathIn area. She's great for providing radio
(01:57):
advertising everything. You can probably getus a slot on our show if you're
interested in advertising on this show.In the oath and market back one of
the special events holiday something. Shegave me a Alexa. One of those
littles got the video screen on it'sa little small one, and I have
it set that every night, acertain time you'll be sitting there and my
(02:19):
wife will be cooking dinner, andall of a sudden it be the weather
in Marianna. Tomorrow will be andabout half the time it gets her.
Well, this morning, I'm walkingout the door and I said, Alexa
played Jungle Sounds, and I startedturning the volume up, and then alexis
like, if you'd like to tryJungle Sounds, you can try such and
(02:40):
such an app for free. AndI'm like, I said, trial for
fred It's gonna cost you money.I said no, because well, if
you'd like to play jungle Suze said, how long would you like to play
Jungle Sounds? I'm like two hours? He goes, you can't play jungle
sounds longer than thirty minutes without tryingthis app here? Would you like to
try? I'm having this, wouldyou be quieting stock talking to me so
(03:00):
I can just get some mute andand the whole time I'm trying to keep
my voice now where my wife can'thear it, because she has by on
it hearing and she can hear everythingwhich is and so I just turned it
up just loud enough. When itfinally started making jungle noises. I turned
it up just loud enough where Iknew she could hear it through the closed
door in the bedroom, but notloud enough to be obnoxious. And as
(03:21):
I got out of it before Icould crank up my truck, I get
a text message and it's all caps. Really I still have it responded jungle
sounds. I mean, what onearth frogs and crickets? Yeah, just
annoying, weird. You know,that's exactly what it is. You're got
(03:44):
to come to uh bambers. They'regonna put a monkey for him up there.
I heard they're not. Now,Praise the Lord on that upset about
that there was going to be amonkey city in Decatur County in Georgia.
If there was something I heard onthe news this week about had a gang
of monkeys that were violent monkeys thatare run around terrorizing somebody things entirely.
(04:06):
Oh yeah, they they Oh man, they are like the crips and the
bloods monkeys. Oh gosh, themonkey gang. Yeah. They they're a
guy like, you know, handkerchiefsand they they basically tourists have fed them
for so long that they now expectfood from the tourists. So when you
(04:27):
show up there, they come upthere and essentially demand food from the tourists,
and they will steal They steal pocketbooksand cameras and sell crack. No,
I don't think so, don't.I don't know about all that,
but I know that cartel. Yeah, they're they're they're they play that stuff
in your bag and wait for youto get across down and get it back
(04:47):
out again. Sophisticated monkey. SoI decided I was going to cut back
on Martiniz a little bit, youknow, from ten to six in uh
an hour. Yeah. So thiswas Tuesday night we had that bad storm
come through. Yeah, and wellI saw I was about to come through,
(05:11):
and I realized I've left the irrigationon in the garden. This was
I'd already gotten. I was alreadyin bed. Does anything wrap in that
garden yet? Not yet? Uh? Dixon and tell him, yeah,
he knows. Uh. So Igot down to turn the irrigation off,
and the garden said I didn't wantto be water log next morning, and
(05:33):
I had my box was on usthrough a pair of flip flops on walked
down to the gardens. Late atnight, nobody's up, you know,
not gonna scare anybody, not gonnascare anybody. And uh, it's a
dog, you know, he's gotto go with me just to see what
I'm doing. So it's it's,you know, pretty dark. And so
I walked out of the garden,turn the irrigation off. I'm walking back
(05:56):
and dog on armadilla comes running acrossthe yard. I'm like, so I'm
gonna get that dude. So Igo in the house. I grab the
suppressed AR fifteen complete with the combatstrap, and I'm walking around out in
the yard with a flashlight and adog trying to find that armadilla and a
(06:19):
pair of flip flops and boxers.My wife wakes up, comes outside,
looks at me walking around and combatready, comrade ready, Bermuda shorts or
boxer boxer shorts. And a littlewhite man showed up with two guys with
a straight jacket. And she looksat me and she says, you have
(06:42):
got to stop drinking the lit elf. The lit elf was on the prowl,
and I was, actually I was, I was. I was productive.
There was a logical reason. See, women don't understand men. There
we are. And it was funnybecause, Uh, the other day,
(07:03):
Uh, buddy over there, JoeBacksley's wife, She's got Mimi's Makery makes
all the cheesecakes and stuff, andshe posted, she shared a post on
Facebook and it was this is literallymy life and it was the meme was
something about at me asking every daythe rest of my life, what do
(07:24):
you what are your thoughts for dinner? You know, to the husband and
and you know, And then allthe women started reacting to it. Yeah,
absolutely, I said exactly what,And I'm like, listen, we
men have a duty not to respondto that, because if we provide feedback,
then we indicate what's our favorite foodor what we don't like that they
cook, or we may we maysuggest something that one we might not have
(07:46):
enough stuff in the refrigerator, whichcould generate generate work we have to going
to go to grocery store generate morework for or it could be something that's
harder for her to prepare. Andso we have a duty to just say
I don't care, I will gobe on that in that if you make
it, What do you want fordinner? Well? I was I kind
of thinking I wanted some I wantedsome chicken wings and frys, you know
(08:09):
whatever, hot wings. No,I don't want that. And I'm like,
well, then why the hint?I don't ask me. If you
ask me what I want and Itell you there, that will be the
end of the conversation, right.It don't want to be no debate beyond
that point if you're gonna go,because I don't really honestly care as long
as I'm not going to bed hungry. Well, here's the thing. Here's
the thing is give me a multipleI like multi choice chese. I love
(08:33):
taking those tests because there's always acouple options that are just automatically out and
then you've got you narrow it downto one or two that are decent answers.
And then so my response generally isI don't know what are my choices.
I said, you know, weaught to have a menu, and
I hate to make it sound likea cert, but we all to have
a menu. And I want wantof spinning wheels on a refrigerator, and
I want one for the main courseand one for the first side dish and
(08:56):
one for the second side dish.And that way, you didn't got your
suppose you got your starches, andyou got you you got your meats,
and then you just spend it.And then if you don't have that thing,
but then move on to the nextthing and go. You know,
because I don't care why we loseit. I care. Make whatever you
want. And if you don't cook, I just need to know you're not
gonna cook or I'm not gonna cook, because if I say, now,
(09:18):
listen, I do the breakfast onthe weekends when you know, the mood
strikes me. I don't cook inthe house. Like. There's things I
can do. And if she says, hey, can you make so and
so, absolutely I'll make it.Like chili. I do chili, and
I do I do things that.I don't run the grill because she's way
way. My wife can run agrill like like a master chef, So
(09:39):
why would I Because my stuff iscrap and her stuff is delicious. You
can't. I can't find a steakbetter than her steak. There's different steaks,
but not better steaks. Dress this. Yeah, yeah, we talcation.
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(10:01):
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you gotta watch this one because onthe break it was funnier than the
first segment. I'm just going tolet it play right through the break on
YouTube. I looked there there andPaul's making notes, and I'm going he
must have took a phone call ortext message. Somebody's putting stuff on I
figured he was over there right now. I got to go fishing with somebody
on Tuesday. No, that's notwhat were you writing down, Paul?
(11:16):
Oh what he what? Charlie justsaid, what are my options? That's
brilliant how that works. We wrotethat. I didn't forget it. I
like, I like going, Well, my wife may be on it.
It makes my relationship my wife better. Well, I want to do that
now she has a lot. Idon't know, or I'll say something that's
(11:39):
exactly what you just said, exactly. My wife may be onto something when
she told me a few weeks ago. You've gotten more ridiculous since you started
hanging out with those rednecks. You'rewelcome there. You go. Listen.
If you can bring some humor andentertainment into your relationship, then this a
longer lasting, more stable relationship.And that's why I played jungle Sounds on
(12:03):
the way out the door. I'veseen, I've seen, I've met I've
seen Fred's wife, I have mether. Is he out? He has
no choice but to be a funnyson of a gun because he is getting
so far, he's batten so farout of his league. I'm just saying,
Fred, you better be funny.Not the only person that has said
that. So, yeah, youkeep met her in law school. Yeah,
(12:28):
keep on being funny too much,Fred, Yeah, I was like
the bad boy in law school,you know, playing in the band.
Yeah. She never even had todrip alcohol though she met me. Oh
boy. Yeah, Precher's daughter.That's a good or drunk. She's been
that way ever since. That's whywe've been married so long. Thirty one
(12:52):
years coming up. Congratulations, it'sa long time, long time. It
is a long time, long time. That's why she goes out of town
so much. But anyway, onthat, on that Facebook post that I
was referring to, it immediately becamea parent that all the women were liking
the women's responses, and my andmy responses were all liked by the men
(13:13):
in the conversation, which were thehusbands of the women who were responding,
and so we all have that incommon. It was like, I'm looking
down and and I'm going that's responseof mine got three or four likes,
And I looked at it and itwas Casey Smith and job b actually and
two or three other people that.Well, back to the situation at hand
is you must turn in your mancard on the way out the door.
(13:37):
If you let your wife out grillyou Well, here's the thing. She
grew up. You know, herdad, her dad, and her dad
was a master cook, and soshe grew up right there in the shadow
of that. And she's and here'swhat she has that I don't have in
front of a grill. And itis called patience. Okay. She will
go out there and she will doeverything and phases she's in then the house
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like ten times to cook just foursteaks, and everything's got to be just
and and she sits there and sheknows how to get everything just right.
And I go out there and Ifire up the grill and I just put
the steaks on it, and Iwait till I think they're done, and
then I you know, they're they'rethey're okay. I mean, but I
got things I'm watching it. Atleast I got enough ad HD going on
(14:22):
with me that I forget they're there. I don't have time for all that
crap. I just I go,do you need me to cut up a
vegetable or something, because I'll helpyou with that. I mean, at
least you're not burning corn dogs.I'm not burning corn dogs. How a
whole box twenty three of them?Now i'd get a fall out. I'm
at twenty three. You must havegot one rider or you're off one.
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How did you try My wife cookone for she went out of town.
That's probably why. Okay, howdid you try to cook the corn dog?
And grease? It's a pan onthe stove, and it's you know,
they make you know you yeah,it's the thing you put in the
grease. And could you fry fish? Fry fish? You fish for a
(15:05):
living? Yes, I put surepeople where they can catch them. I
don't actually bring them in and frythem up. I eat grill fish.
Well, you don't eat I'd ratherhave grilled fish. My favorite is fried
catfish, real catfish, filets.Fry them up. Absolutely, push puppies
(15:28):
rivers, right. I like tofry bacon and the deep fry with the
fish. I fry bacon. I'lltake bacon and put it in there.
I got one of those big doublebasket Cajun whatever, and and I'll throw
I'll take some of that thick slicedbacon before I fry the fish, and
I'll throw that bacon in there.And I'm snacking on that oh it is
next time. Next time you getready to do that, go to the
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grocery store or costco wherever you getand buy you a rack of fair ribs,
slice them up individually, salt,pepper, Get you deep frying oil
at three fifty three seventy five whateveryou whatever temp you cook at. Don't
put no no flour, no nothing, salt and pepper, and drop them
(16:11):
over there in that grease. Whatdeep deep fried spare ribs we've been I
did not realize what a what abig deal that was until I because I've
been eating my whole life. Thatwas a that was a you know,
once every couple of weeks. Thatwas a meal we had at our house
was deep fried spare ribs. Youcut them, slice them up individually,
and deep frme. You fry themuntil they turn brown dark, kind of
(16:34):
a dark colored brown. You don'twant to don't want to undercook them,
obviously, but it happens pretty fast. But deep fried spare ribs. And
I made them for some I wastelling one of I was telling avery tubs
about him one time he started makingthem. Now he loves them. But
I cooked some for some buddies ofmine. We all got together. A
bunch of us guys get together everyso often over here. Guys I went
to school with and cook out atmy buddy's barn, at Jay's Jay's uh
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shed. We get all the menfolk down there and do that. And
they were like, yeah, let'scook some wings, let's cook some fish
whatever. I said, let's cooksome ribs. And they said what I
said, Let's fry some ribs.And I took it out there and did
that, and them guys lost theirmind. I'm like, I can't believe
y'all grew up in the South andyou've never had deep fried spare ribs.
I mean I've had at like arestaurant or something, but not like that.
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And I love the fry, deepfry stuff. That's get you some
ribs, Get a whole rack,slice them up into individual ribs and drop
them in that grease and clean noneof us salt and pepper, salt and
pepper. I tell you, Itell you what we do. You can
think later I will do that.I haven't. I haven't put the deep
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fry is still out with some greasein the tub next to it. The
other thing I like to do isI go get the and they've been on
sale at when Dixie over there abag of and I need to go to
Southern Seafood and get some. Butit's pre pre peel Trump and I just
I put it in the shrimp fried. It's just for it. I just
(18:03):
get the grocer store just said fora shrimp and check that thing up,
dusted up, and I drop it. I drop it in that grease for
sixty seconds, the dry the dryflower. I don't put it in nothing.
I just shake it up in oneof those shakers swifter things. Sixty
seconds into grease. And everybody's like, oh my god, the best shrimp
(18:25):
I've ever had. And I'm like, it really took a lot of work.
Let me ask you all this.Have y'all got a whole minute?
Have y'all were at my cookshack?You see now I have a gas grill,
a trigger, a fish cooker,and a weber grill. Have y'all
ever cooked on a weber with wood, like a little of charcoal and put
(18:47):
the wood on top of it?Oh yeah, I do it with a
green egg. Well, I imagineso. But my buddy West, He's
like he cooked a a steak thatgives it a different all got these plays.
This is all around the property wherethe people have wood stacked up.
I was like, for now,we don't burn that wood. It's only
for the grill. Only do it. You can buy it. They're out
(19:08):
in Texas. They cook it withmesquite like mesquite wood. It was good.
I started doing that. It's prettygood. But y'all talking about that
friar. That just reminds me ofof my pet peas people checked the bag
boy or girl at the grocery storewho comments on your purchase is one of
my pet peeves. And I filledup my friar. You know, I
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had to change grease out that youneed so much grease for Yeah, and
so you know they're looking at that. And I got my four gallons dot
you wish you knew. I gotmy four gallons of West and and All.
And the in the ladyes like,oh, she's gonna do some frying.
I'm like, no, I queen, And I was playing throwing apart
That's what I was gonna. No. Actually, I got some kind of
(19:59):
small I got some girls in thebikinis coming over to get in the kiddie
pool, and they're gonna wrestle herey'all. Every Yeah, you know,
I know they're just trying to befriendly, but don't be a but yeah,
(20:22):
it's just well that's a that's all. You know, the story about
the scorpions. I'm a scorpion.That's what I did. Oh boy,
we uh so we hadn't had ashow since we did the did the shootover
in Marianna. Also, haven't talkingabout your homeed water spicking in you in
(20:45):
your kitchen. Let me tell yousomething we was over there. We put
on that. We put on thatSporting Claves event for the f f A
of Marianna last week. It's allover at Charlie's house about three three days
last week working on and this thisthing set up and getting all the machines
out and set up and everything.And my wife packed my lunch and I
(21:06):
was like, man, I'm readyto go sit in the house, sit
down the air condition for a minuteand have my lunch. So we're sitting
in there at the kitchen and talkingand eating, you know, eating my
lunch, and Charlie breaks out thevenison the summer sausage and sitting there and
I'm just kind of sitting there scuppingon the side her old boy, that's
good. Anyway, We're sitting theretalking and all of a sudden he's sinking
(21:29):
in the kitchen. We're sitting onthe island where the sink is, and
all of a sudden, the waterjust turns on, wide open on that
sink, and we ain't nobody withinfive feet of it. And I kind
of jumped up for a second,and I was I was real close to
just running out of the house becauseI don't play with none of that hauntings
and hantings and and that's I don'tlike that stuff. And I was just
(21:52):
about to run out of the house. And I looked over there at that
thing, and he gets this grinon his face, gets tickled to death,
and he walks over there and tapson that thing and the water goes
off. And I'm like, whatwhat? What was that all about?
What what happened? And the dog'sGPS callar sets off the He's got one
of them touch touch the faucet.It's a touch fossil, which which and
(22:12):
I'm so used to touching it,and the dogs set it off all the
time. The tough parts when you'resitting there and reclined watching TV and the
dog walks by and sets off thewater fossil. You know, I don't
know how long you're gonna run forit turns itself off. But I've sat
there and waited for it to dothat before because it's too lazy to get
up. But if they if theywalk by again, it'll turn it off.
So you take it. But yougo somebody else's house and it's got
(22:36):
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Friend? You need to walk outfor a few minutes. Oh look
how proud she is. I knowshe's so on the on the break,
(23:45):
I'm where I'm fixing the go.You might want to leave red so I
know what it is. I knowwhat it. On the break, Lily
my dog comes over here, walksunderneath the studio table and just lets one
go and slowly been fumigating the roomher. Yesterday, yesterday we were out
(24:11):
in the field. I was Ihad to go pull pull, I had
to pull the loader out of theI drove my loader off in a loft
spot and got it stuck. Meand Dinna went over there with the bulldoze
and pulled it out. Yesterday andI went to pushing around and a big
old rat came running out of somethingand she ate that took her an hour
but she ate that whole rat.And now what you're smelling, Yeah,
(24:34):
I get it. It's the otherend. I said, you know what
that's gonna smell when she gets shedoes. She just she ate the whole
thing tail Anyway, good girl,good girl. That's a good dog.
(25:00):
Anytime I get to see Fred rightthere speaking which Paul, you're still wearing
that same hat, right, Istill the cat. Take it off.
You can't wash a good fishing hat. You can't. It's good. And
(25:23):
get one of these talent hats thathold. I mean, this thing is
staying together. I've been using itevery day. I hope your wife watches
this episode. You can't listen tothis one. You got to watch it.
Yeah, I'll be okay. Takeme just a minute here to recover.
(25:44):
Yeh man, that was good.That was good. Nothing. I
think the wind was blowing out becauseI spell it, not that I want
to. It was right up.It just got on, man. And
if you have some thir well,you could have seen that come out of
it and rise right up underneath Fred. He got the worst of it.
(26:08):
I'm gonna have to yilk or somethingsome of that clark broom water. Yeah,
why what kind of bran is.I got it out of your this
pepsi water, but they bought thatbought I think they bought that name brand.
It's their private brand for pepsi bottling. And I'm like, want you
to buy something we can pronounce clarkbroom, clar broom. It's water where
(26:33):
it is made, uh clark,Well, at what part during the water
production cycle it comes out of thesky and then anyway it's it's purified by
reverse sismosis. There you go.I thought that was one you could like
see into the future. H Ijust gotta text my wife is working the
midnight shift tonight. You're gonna you'regonna dress up like a lion or something.
(26:57):
Well, I reckon, I'm gonnatell her to listen out because this
Friday night, I got tickets tothe Leonard Skinner Dale Bessie or or what
miss hooked me up with some tickets. Relaxed the looks the way you framed
it. The Leonard Skinner. They'llcalls and offers me tickets to a baseball
(27:19):
game. I don't watch baseball.And then he so I said, call
j D give him to him.So it gives them to him and gives
him Leonard Skinner tickets and I don'tlearn about all it, but you asked
for those I specific I rarely specificallyask in pull in favors from my heart
radio, but Leonard Skinners zz talpuh, that's gonna be a good deal.
Is our tyle hasse area sales repfor our radio stuff. So I
(27:42):
was about to try to say thatbefore I say rudely interrupted by you people
that are in here. Yes,Dale hooked me up with some tickets and
men, some buddies are going.My wife wouldn't go to it for nothing,
but she said she would uber mewhen they sing that song is zz
topress many I'm sure think of thisever a girl's crazy about Fred Conrad.
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I'm most assuredly, I most assuredlywill not be thinking that. You know.
I had to listen to the compilationthis songs this morning. That's what
I rode to work on with EasyTop and Leonard Skinner. Yeah, looking
for one of them, died duYeah, the bass player for Seazy Top.
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back. So Grant's the producer ofthis show. But I sometimes feel like
the director's sitting over here, becauseif I don't say, hey, let's
go ahead and get started on thissegment, we'll spend an hour and a
half in here just having sidebar conversations, which are funnier than the show most
of the time, but they're alsovery, very politically incorrect with bread in
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the room, and I like that, and Paul certainly not. I want
to take it. I wanted totalk about I wanted to bring something up
on the last segment and this,this, this hit me hard today and
this is truly a solemn moment.But I didn't want to do it in
this section where we talked about dogfarts. So it's just improper to do
that. Do you remember Rick Barnes, the sales manager at schpoll Afford sold
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us our two trucks. Well,he passed away this week, uh,
at sixty four, and I didn'tknow about it. I knew it was
a big funeral in town. Ididn't know who it was, and so
I missed it a few days ago, and it kind of I was just
having a conversation with him mother daythe last week or so, texting back
and forth about a vehicle. Andevery time I go in there, Rip
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has always stopped whatever he was doing, and we'd hang out and talked for
a little while, and if Ineeded anything, he always been over backers
to help me. And I sawhim and his wife at the grocery store
not long ago, and and wewere just hung out there. I think
it was a Sunday or something.We just stood there and talked for the
longest time. And actually the lastconversation we had, I was suggesting that
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they buy some Grillos pickles, myfavorite pickles in the whole world, and
they were they had this conversation aboutit, and then I said, let
me just walk over there and getyou here. Just you need to buy
these and take them home. Andand uh, I hate I hate it
when you know, we lose peopleall the time, and order we get
the more we lose. But youknow, it just for some ready,
it struck me really hard. Kindof I had my few solemn moments on
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the way over this morning because Ijust really, really liked direct. I
mean, I just just one ofthose guys I just enjoyed talking to.
And I'm sure his family you knowthat my prayers for I know it was
you know, and the thing whenI heard it, and I think people
younger, it's seven years for me, but at this point in my life,
some years is a lifetime. Imean, that's a long time,
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but uh yeah, it's uh anyway, So folks enjoy I mean, that's
the reason we are. We doeverything we can to have fun, enjoy
ourselves. I was talking to thethe Comcast guys the other day on the
on the phone about they called me. They called me and and super nice
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guy. Now our contracts out andso now it's month to month, okay,
so now they call I. Actuallythey've been trying to get up with
me for a while. Robert sittingover there is the one that deals with
all that stuff all the time,and I don't get involved. But when
they start calling me, I'm like, yeah, we'll have a meeting.
And we talked and by the endI said, listen, we do this,
this and this, we talk business. And after that, I said,
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you know, because we've got bandwidth, this yus, we got it.
We're producing a radio show out ofthere, and what channel is on?
You know, where's it a Wheredo we find it? Where do
we stream it? And I said, y'all, y'all got to understand,
it's not politically correct. We saywhat we want to say. Pretty much.
We don't have We don't worry aboutmuch. I mean, you know,
I don't think uh, I don'tthink we're gonna lose any business saying
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the things we say. And Paulcertainly not. He's a fishing guy.
He's out on the lake and Godfearing Christian and all that's now and everybody
knows you, so they're nothing.They expect this stuff from you. The
level, the level of depravity thathe's willing to go to, and if
you know, that's what I that'swhat I look for. In the defense
attorney, well, we suckered,we suckered Grant into producing this thing,
but you know, but ready toproduce. They just changed their name and
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be a whole new person next week. If he had to be h this
uh this, uh, this isall I wanted to say. Thank you.
The press Scotch showed our new producerBob Jones, mean the same voice
I wanted to say thank you thismorning to Grant for not telling on me
for the stupid thing I did Wednesdaymorning when I had to be on Preston
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when I was on Preston Show,and now you're gonna tell us, Yeah,
yeah, I know you're out inyourself here, right, So but
he didn't do it, so that'sit's okay if I tell the stupid thing
I did. So Wednesday morning.I went to bed Tuesday night knowing that
I had to get up and goto the show, right, go do
the show? So and I havenormally without any I can basically say,
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okay, I need to get upat X time in the morning. Now
I don't have to set a clock. That's rare for me to have to
set alarm clock. So you gotto get up early. I get up
early, and for whatever reason,I woke up an hour, not an
hour and ten minutes, not anhour and five minutes, but exactly one
hour earlier than I needed to getup. Your body wouldn't on daylight savings.
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That's exactly what I put it to, you know. So I woke
up an hour earlier at five fortyfive instead of six forty five because I
had programmed in my brain. Wakeup at six forty five, get up,
get your shower, get your coffee, get your dressed, get out
of that did and go out thedoor and drive go to the radio show.
So that's kind of how I'd goabout life, except I got to
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the show at an hour early,and I walk in and Grant goes,
wow, you're here early. Andfor the first time that morning, I
went and looked at my watch andgo, I'll be in my truck taking
a nap. Just call y'all havefun in pressing studio and watched him work
his magic. I went out thetruck and turned on the radio and listened
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to it and whypothetically maybe took alittle nap. I feel bad how we
do I show when I go inand watch Press and do his Because he's
got his notepad and all this stuff, and he has this agenda and he's
got and he does everything, andit's all he's prepared for everything, and
he takes all time every day.He takes time every day to get prepared
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and get all this stuff lined upand everything, and he's got the things
he wants to talk about, andyou know, and there's a certain amount
of in each hour. There's alittle bit of recapping and different things that
he does because there's different time frames. People don't just get up in the
morning and listen to the whole showand go to work. It's the catch
part of it. Driving in.He has a whole way of doing things
for five thousand and something times he'sdone this and then and then we do
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it our way, and I thinkprobably the least amount of preparedness goes into
our segments. You know, heprobably thinks about you know, because he'll
see us a text of what youwant to talk about whatever. We'll just
h whatever you come up with.Yeah, he's never texted. He'll have
he'll have radio well, because heknows you he listens to this show.
(36:29):
What time you get into work onfor that show, grand I clock in
usually try to be there about fivethirty, five thirty yep, so I
get you am Yeah, yeah,I'm just going to bed that time early
morning. What time do you haveto be in well, our own own
practice. So that's why five thirtyis bedtime. Yeah, yeah, un,
(36:50):
let's have court, you know.Then I'll go to bed at four
thirty. Hey, did you well, maybe we should comment on that.
I was thinking there was saw somethinglocally went viral. Ors. Yeah,
I saw that. If I hada dollar for every bottle or bottle,
the bottle of beer liquor did Ipoured out my law enforcement career. I
don't know the whole story about it, but I did see the video and
(37:13):
I did read the report, andthe report says the officer found a open
bottle of it actually says vodka.It was kangyak that they found. Uh,
the bottle was not open when theofficer pulled it out of that bottle.
Was that bottle was there was anotherbottle in there that most assuredly was
(37:35):
open. I don't know. Isaw it on the video because there's thirty
eight minutes of video. See thewhole video. Watched it. Yeah,
Okay, I hadn't seen I didn'tknow it, and so I didn't.
Well, let me ask you this. In a in a d UI case,
if there's alcoholic beverage in the vehicle, is it is it beneficial to
take that and send it off fortesting? Or you just know? So
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typically ill in my mind, whocares? If you let me ask you
this? So what I normally seeon a DUI in case where they find
open alcohol in the car, theywill take that alcohol, stick it on
the roof, on the roof orthe hood, and you know, standing
there with a cam or you know, take picture of it, that kind
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of thing, just to show that, hey, we found this. It
doesn't prove that you were drunk.It doesn't prove that you were sober.
Did that person blow or not?Did not no feelx bridy, no,
no breath, No, it'll go. Here's the thing, So, what
are the what is the likelihood thatany police officer in the United States of
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America would go to the trouble ofplanting evidence to make a misdemeanor arrest that's
going to take them four hours tocomplete. Because that's why most cops hate
d UIs, because it takes somuch time for a misdemeanor of rest and
for and then you got to godeal with Fred Conrad at the deposition and
did different report. It's just it'sit's it's you know, I've seen officers
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fudge us to support and now it'sdoesn't happen all the time, but the
allegation is planting evidence. Yeah,I mean, of course we saw that
in Marianna you know a couple ofyears ago for meth, cocaine and meth
and whatever else, and that's thatleads. It's disturbing. It is,
it's always disturbing anytime it happens.But well, you're going to have a
road officer from time to time.There's more concerned with statistics than they are
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justice. Right, We'll be rightthere. Hey, it's Charlie j.
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nine seven seventy five point fifty andwe're back. So we transitioned from de
wise to boating under the influence onthe break and got some professional legal advice
from the attorney in the room.Yeah, the boat, I've actually that's
(41:16):
what I was in Panama City forthe other day. It was a boating
under them for this case. Really, yeah, they do some those cases
are pretty hard for FWC. Imean unstable unstable ground. You can't do
a lot of field sobriety of sizeson the boat. We say, well,
you know that guy couldn't stand it. Wait, you couldn't say,
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well, they crossed the double yellowlines or anything. He crossed the boundary.
Know, well, everything's swaying andyou know, and most people on
boats are drinking at some point intime, so how much is too much?
But we concluded that that Captain Paulcan't drink on the on charter stuff.
That's kind of like being the taxicab driver. You know, you're
hauling them around, they're doing whateverthey're doing, but you're well, that's
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right, you're the profession Class Dchau fur license. If you're a Class
D chow fur and you're driving alimousine or the van or whatever, you
can drive with them drinking in theback. That's perfectly legal them to drink
in the back, but you can'tdrink. Yeah, while you I never
had on our van that we goon hunting trips. There's from drinking going
on in the back. Yeah,yeah, but y'all probably have a I
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mean, not me or you.I mean we're we're not like that.
We don't do stuff like that.But anyway, So what's going on in
the fishing world, man. That'sthe fishing has been great. Lake Talquin.
The crop here still bedding. Theuh that bass are starting to move
back out a little bit to theto the first drops. That's been working
pretty good. Carolina Rigs Crank Bakeshas been working good. But Seminole,
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I tell you, it's it's reallygetting good. The bike's been really good
all March, but it's been alittle muddy, but it's finally starting to
clear up and the fish are stillbedding. The shell cracker just went on
the bed last this past weekend.So that's that start. And so be
ready JD. When I come acrossto them, ready go one afternoon and
bring mama again. That was thatwas so awesome with her that one time.
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But that's really working good. Andand as I go forward, we're
getting into different type lure is goingto be working like frogs. And so
if it's okay with you, Charlie, maybe bring some props to kind of
show this bake's working. This ishow to work it as we go forward.
I'm probably running out now, giveme about two minutes. I run
into pack. You got some yougot something with some hooks and you pocket
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over there? What I want todo that next week? But yes,
frogs around your lake. Yeah,yep, they're biting frogs. It's time.
That's something down there by the lake. I'm hearing it nice. Yep,
that's now, that's bullfrogs. Ithought it was the next girlfriend.
But if I'll tell you something elseis going on that you will hear this
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time of years, you'll hear somethingthat sounds like somebody cranking up an old
horse two straight. I've been sayinghere. Now, have you ever seen
the alligator of bullgater do that?They'll get just under the water and they'll
do that low grumbling into the water, just vibrating a bubble like this.
The first time I ever saw that, I was like, we fixing give
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him his hole, old bullgater andget right up under the water and do
that. And you can hear thatfor miles. And but if you've ever
seen it before, the waters doit and the water start vibrating on his
back. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we've got one in the pond this
year. As I was coming towork this morning. You know, we've
got the pond right out here bythe interstate that's part of our property.
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Then we've taken over the years,we probably had I don't know six or
seven gators that we've taken out ofthat pond, gotten the licensed trapper to
come get Lane Lane Stevens to comeget them. And one of them was
just over eleven foot and was accordingto the guy that the processor, that
gator had lost a foot of tailto something earlier in his life. So
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that was a huge alligator. ButI saw a big one in the pond
out there that has this time ofyear, alligators will get displaced from wherever
they live if a bigger gator movesin and he says, I got to
go. Uh you know, asfor them is go or die, so
they go. And I saw abig gator in the pond. So I
will be doing further investigation on thatand probably be calling FBC because I won't
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let one get in that pond outthere where around as many people as we
have out here, you can overeight foot eight foot or bigger. He's
got to go because they're they're atthat point their kids and dogs are on
the on the menu, and thatjust don't let it happen. The one
we've guys been keeping Annhingas in check. So I'm well. And that's the
downside to us taking the gators outof the pond like we have is if
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now we we have we have beaverproblems. So we've got to start.
You know, we have to dealwith with the beaver issue. If you
take all the predators out, thenthe beavers move in and then they cause
us all kinds of headache. Youknow, if you get to beaver,
let me know, I want thatpelt. Huh. We have taken a
pile of them over the years outof there. We trapped a whole bunch
of a whole bunch of beaver outof there. I bought a beaver pelt
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in South Dakota. Still got thatbeaver sitting in my house. I tell
you all, guys, I hada stop for you how much time we
got because I want to talk aboutthis young kid I had with me.
Go ahead earlier this week. He'swas just nine years old and he was
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autistic and he's never fished before.And it was the wind was blowing out
of the east. You know theold saying when the wind blows from these
to fish bite the lease. Andit was just brutally tough. And usually
one of the people get us onmy boat. I give them a little
wombal crosses. I think I gaveyou one, jd and your mom.
I give those people, and Iforgot to do that. I still worried
about the weather. So I getthe spot and we're fishing and that granddaddy
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catches a bass. About the wormwas bigger than the bass. It was
terrible, and so we're fishing.I get up. I go give them
their crosses, you know, andthe little kid goes, do you know
Jesus When I gave me this cross? I said yes, and he goes,
I do too, And we startedtalking about Jesus and it was I
said, I prayed this morning thatyou would catch your personal best pass.
He goes, well, that won'tbe hard. I never caught one.
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I said, well, maybe thishis tough conditions, you know. I'm
like, so I just backed donI's gonna see what the Lord's gonna do.
It was crazy. I'd throw outfor him. He'd hold a rod
and all of a sudden that rodbeen over and he caught him one about
two pounds j D. Then Isaid, now that's he was so excited.
I mean, that'll live for that, Charlie. You like working when
you're so awesome. And I said, now I pray to you can get
a second one. There's gonna beanother one, So you believe, he
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said, I believe. It's aboutfive minutes later that rod went down.
He couldn't even hold the fish up. It was he he was, he
said. And then we got donegetting the fish in, he goes,
why didn't you give me that crosswhen we first got out here? It
was awesome, but it was itwas so awesome to sit back and say,
Lord, if this is gonna happen, you make it happen. And
he and it was incredible. Itis incredible. Last time on on a
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fishing charter, they gave me atrans flag. I didn't catch anything.
Yeah, we don't do that upthere. We're too conservative. So we
we find we find proof in ourdaily lives. Paul. As you know,
you know there are times when youjust turn a corner in something you've
been looking for wishing for wanting tojust falls right into your lap, and
it's it's those moments that are testamentsto old fish. That's the picture of
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the kid. That's awesome. Yougot things half as big, and you
guys to understand it was we shipI got it was that tough, it
was it was amazing. Yeah.Now you might say that was coincidence,
but I choose to believe that wasthe Lord showing out the powers. You
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think that thing is five pounds?Were a half five pounds looks bigger than
that. That's pretty. That wasawesome. Pretty. There's j D holding
its beaver right there. Look ahead. Now, is that you're ponnard pond
here? Oh yeah, okay,y'all cannot have big gators in that pond,
(49:06):
no way. Yeah, well youmean like impossible. We need to
make sure we don't want we gotpeople shooting out there. We don't got
kids walking down. Absolutely. Ify'all send me those pictures, I'll be
happy and I can blur the facesif I need to on that. But
I just want to show the theWe can put that on the YouTube channel,
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which is y'all missing out if youdon't watch it on YouTube I'm just
saying. I'm just saying. Idon't sit up here after Grant's gone and
everybody leaves and I spend my Fridayafternoons fighting fighting to get that thing done.
It's it's uh Now, I didmiss a couple of shows that I
will go back one day and do. We did two shows and one day
and I had a vacation to goon. Yeah. I caught that.
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That was a couple of years ago. I caught that that beaver and a
sneer down there, but we uhthat's legal, right? Yeah again,
sure, the trap. I havenothing to do with any of that.
Does YouTube channel show grits serious racket? No? He crops himself out right
there. He can lean over there. There you go. That's a that's
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a good looking I can tell whenI'm editing the video when he leans forward,
because it used to it would autoswell, it would auto focus.
Southern lawyer, Yeah, you gota blue one. Well do the clefts?
Yeah, what what's a what's theidentical? That's got to be one
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of the greatest movies. It's procedurallycorrect. I got a question for you.
I was listening to some Jimmy Buffetton the way in you know,
Jimmy Buffet is right. Okay,So it was something I forget the song
something on My American Dream. Thatis something uh, And there was a
line in there that sounded like Ican't remember the line, but I can't
(51:04):
understand it. It's it's, uh, Pigmy on Size, That's what it
sounds like. Sounds like Pigmy insize. I figured you'd know what that
is, because it's not the Pigmyin Size. I don't know. It's
there's this there's a line in there, and that's what I hear. What's
the name of the song? Imean, this is Twilight American Dream.
Don't quit your day job, Charlie. I'm not in Big Neon Sign,
(51:29):
Big me On Sign. That mightbe it is that Jimmy Buffett, but
who is that? I can't remember. He never sang about Neon. Okay,
well it's not Jimmy Buffett. Thensomebody's wanting I know everyone. I
don't know. I heard the songand I said, my whole life I've
never known anyway. Wrapping up by
And welcome to tell an outdoor show. Charlie, I'm j D. I'm
Fred And Captain Paul Tyr. Icouldn't hear the Paul. I'm grant to
hear me, Paul. I needto try that again, Paul, Captain
Paul. There we go. Thereyou go. Gangs here. Most shows
that start over again and start recordingfrom the beginning, not us. We're
not professional. Oh man, Ileft the house a little while ago.
(00:28):
So my wife's been working a lotof hours lately, and you know,
things happen. She's as a supervisorof the communication section at Jackson County Sheriff's
Office. Sometimes she has to fillin. Well, I didn't think about
that when I encouraged her to takethe job. She's like, well,
so, yeah, maybe it'd begood. He'd be a boss and everything.
And she is, uh, now, she is like owning your own
(00:50):
business. I come home. I'mrunning late. I'm going home. My
wife's gonna be upset with me,and I'm two hours late. I roll
in eight eight thirty at night,and that's late for me. That's two
hours late because normally I should rollingaround six or seven. And and I
think, well, she's gonna beupset. I get to the house,
I'm sitting there an hour later lookingat life three six and ago, and
(01:11):
she's still at the dead Gun officeand uh, you got a track?
Are you coming home? I've beenwaiting three or four hours now, and
uh now she something came up,so bless her heart. She works your
butt off. But today we're recording. On Friday, I left the house,
come to Tyler Hossee and she hadn'tleft yet. I'm like, hey,
you she's just blowing off work today. Now, she didn't come into
(01:33):
like nine or nine thirty last night, so you know it was I said,
well, I'm going in at noon. I said, okay, so
it gives me an opportunity to havea good time. So I walk in
and our radio salesperson up in theDothan area, Lar Sukie. She she's
if y'all were listening in the doathIn area. She's great for providing radio
(01:57):
advertising everything. You can probably getus a slot on our show if you're
interested in advertising on this show.In the oath and market back one of
the special events holiday something. Shegave me a Alexa. One of those
littles got the video screen on it'sa little small one, and I have
it set that every night, acertain time you'll be sitting there and my
(02:19):
wife will be cooking dinner, andall of a sudden it be the weather
in Marianna. Tomorrow will be andabout half the time it gets her.
Well, this morning, I'm walkingout the door and I said, Alexa
played Jungle Sounds, and I startedturning the volume up, and then alexis
like, if you'd like to tryJungle Sounds, you can try such and
(02:40):
such an app for free. AndI'm like, I said, trial for
fred It's gonna cost you money.I said no, because well, if
you'd like to play jungle Suze said, how long would you like to play
Jungle Sounds? I'm like two hours? He goes, you can't play jungle
sounds longer than thirty minutes without tryingthis app here? Would you like to
try? I'm having this, wouldyou be quieting stock talking to me so
(03:00):
I can just get some mute andand the whole time I'm trying to keep
my voice now where my wife can'thear it, because she has by on
it hearing and she can hear everythingwhich is and so I just turned it
up just loud enough. When itfinally started making jungle noises. I turned
it up just loud enough where Iknew she could hear it through the closed
door in the bedroom, but notloud enough to be obnoxious. And as
(03:21):
I got out of it before Icould crank up my truck, I get
a text message and it's all caps. Really I still have it responded jungle
sounds. I mean, what onearth frogs and crickets? Yeah, just
annoying, weird. You know,that's exactly what it is. You're got
(03:44):
to come to uh bambers. They'regonna put a monkey for him up there.
I heard they're not. Now,Praise the Lord on that upset about
that there was going to be amonkey city in Decatur County in Georgia.
If there was something I heard onthe news this week about had a gang
of monkeys that were violent monkeys thatare run around terrorizing somebody things entirely.
(04:06):
Oh yeah, they they Oh man, they are like the crips and the
bloods monkeys. Oh gosh, themonkey gang. Yeah. They they're a
guy like, you know, handkerchiefsand they they basically tourists have fed them
for so long that they now expectfood from the tourists. So when you
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show up there, they come upthere and essentially demand food from the tourists,
and they will steal They steal pocketbooksand cameras and sell crack. No,
I don't think so, don't.I don't know about all that,
but I know that cartel. Yeah, they're they're they're they play that stuff
in your bag and wait for youto get across down and get it back
(04:47):
out again. Sophisticated monkey. SoI decided I was going to cut back
on Martiniz a little bit, youknow, from ten to six in uh
an hour. Yeah. So thiswas Tuesday night we had that bad storm
come through. Yeah, and wellI saw I was about to come through,
(05:11):
and I realized I've left the irrigationon in the garden. This was
I'd already gotten. I was alreadyin bed. Does anything wrap in that
garden yet? Not yet? Uh? Dixon and tell him, yeah,
he knows. Uh. So Igot down to turn the irrigation off,
and the garden said I didn't wantto be water log next morning, and
(05:33):
I had my box was on usthrough a pair of flip flops on walked
down to the gardens. Late atnight, nobody's up, you know,
not gonna scare anybody, not gonnascare anybody. And uh, it's a
dog, you know, he's gotto go with me just to see what
I'm doing. So it's it's,you know, pretty dark. And so
I walked out of the garden,turn the irrigation off. I'm walking back
(05:56):
and dog on armadilla comes running acrossthe yard. I'm like, so I'm
gonna get that dude. So Igo in the house. I grab the
suppressed AR fifteen complete with the combatstrap, and I'm walking around out in
the yard with a flashlight and adog trying to find that armadilla and a
(06:19):
pair of flip flops and boxers.My wife wakes up, comes outside,
looks at me walking around and combatready, comrade ready, Bermuda shorts or
boxer boxer shorts. And a littlewhite man showed up with two guys with
a straight jacket. And she looksat me and she says, you have
(06:42):
got to stop drinking the lit elf. The lit elf was on the prowl,
and I was, actually I was, I was. I was productive.
There was a logical reason. See, women don't understand men. There
we are. And it was funnybecause, Uh, the other day,
(07:03):
Uh, buddy over there, JoeBacksley's wife, She's got Mimi's Makery makes
all the cheesecakes and stuff, andshe posted, she shared a post on
Facebook and it was this is literallymy life and it was the meme was
something about at me asking every daythe rest of my life, what do
(07:24):
you what are your thoughts for dinner? You know, to the husband and
and you know, And then allthe women started reacting to it. Yeah,
absolutely, I said exactly what,And I'm like, listen, we
men have a duty not to respondto that, because if we provide feedback,
then we indicate what's our favorite foodor what we don't like that they
cook, or we may we maysuggest something that one we might not have
(07:46):
enough stuff in the refrigerator, whichcould generate generate work we have to going
to go to grocery store generate morework for or it could be something that's
harder for her to prepare. Andso we have a duty to just say
I don't care, I will gobe on that in that if you make
it, What do you want fordinner? Well? I was I kind
of thinking I wanted some I wantedsome chicken wings and frys, you know
(08:09):
whatever, hot wings. No,I don't want that. And I'm like,
well, then why the hint?I don't ask me. If you
ask me what I want and Itell you there, that will be the
end of the conversation, right.It don't want to be no debate beyond
that point if you're gonna go,because I don't really honestly care as long
as I'm not going to bed hungry. Well, here's the thing. Here's
the thing is give me a multipleI like multi choice chese. I love
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taking those tests because there's always acouple options that are just automatically out and
then you've got you narrow it downto one or two that are decent answers.
And then so my response generally isI don't know what are my choices.
I said, you know, weaught to have a menu, and
I hate to make it sound likea cert, but we all to have
a menu. And I want wantof spinning wheels on a refrigerator, and
I want one for the main courseand one for the first side dish and
(08:56):
one for the second side dish.And that way, you didn't got your
suppose you got your starches, andyou got you you got your meats,
and then you just spend it.And then if you don't have that thing,
but then move on to the nextthing and go. You know,
because I don't care why we loseit. I care. Make whatever you
want. And if you don't cook, I just need to know you're not
gonna cook or I'm not gonna cook, because if I say, now,
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listen, I do the breakfast onthe weekends when you know, the mood
strikes me. I don't cook inthe house. Like. There's things I
can do. And if she says, hey, can you make so and
so, absolutely I'll make it.Like chili. I do chili, and
I do I do things that.I don't run the grill because she's way
way. My wife can run agrill like like a master chef, So
(09:39):
why would I Because my stuff iscrap and her stuff is delicious. You
can't. I can't find a steakbetter than her steak. There's different steaks,
but not better steaks. Dress this. Yeah, yeah, we talcation.
We'll be back. Have you Ibeen diagnosed with a herniated disc or
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you gotta watch this one because onthe break it was funnier than the
first segment. I'm just going tolet it play right through the break on
YouTube. I looked there there andPaul's making notes, and I'm going he
must have took a phone call ortext message. Somebody's putting stuff on I
figured he was over there right now. I got to go fishing with somebody
on Tuesday. No, that's notwhat were you writing down, Paul?
(11:16):
Oh what he what? Charlie justsaid, what are my options? That's
brilliant how that works. We wrotethat. I didn't forget it. I
like, I like going, Well, my wife may be on it.
It makes my relationship my wife better. Well, I want to do that
now she has a lot. Idon't know, or I'll say something that's
(11:39):
exactly what you just said, exactly. My wife may be onto something when
she told me a few weeks ago. You've gotten more ridiculous since you started
hanging out with those rednecks. You'rewelcome there. You go. Listen.
If you can bring some humor andentertainment into your relationship, then this a
longer lasting, more stable relationship.And that's why I played jungle Sounds on
(12:03):
the way out the door. I'veseen, I've seen, I've met I've
seen Fred's wife, I have mether. Is he out? He has
no choice but to be a funnyson of a gun because he is getting
so far, he's batten so farout of his league. I'm just saying,
Fred, you better be funny.Not the only person that has said
that. So, yeah, youkeep met her in law school. Yeah,
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keep on being funny too much,Fred, Yeah, I was like
the bad boy in law school,you know, playing in the band.
Yeah. She never even had todrip alcohol though she met me. Oh
boy. Yeah, Precher's daughter.That's a good or drunk. She's been
that way ever since. That's whywe've been married so long. Thirty one
(12:52):
years coming up. Congratulations, it'sa long time, long time. It
is a long time, long time. That's why she goes out of town
so much. But anyway, onthat, on that Facebook post that I
was referring to, it immediately becamea parent that all the women were liking
the women's responses, and my andmy responses were all liked by the men
(13:13):
in the conversation, which were thehusbands of the women who were responding,
and so we all have that incommon. It was like, I'm looking
down and and I'm going that's responseof mine got three or four likes,
And I looked at it and itwas Casey Smith and job b actually and
two or three other people that.Well, back to the situation at hand
is you must turn in your mancard on the way out the door.
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If you let your wife out grillyou Well, here's the thing. She
grew up. You know, herdad, her dad, and her dad
was a master cook, and soshe grew up right there in the shadow
of that. And she's and here'swhat she has that I don't have in
front of a grill. And itis called patience. Okay. She will
go out there and she will doeverything and phases she's in then the house
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like ten times to cook just foursteaks, and everything's got to be just
and and she sits there and sheknows how to get everything just right.
And I go out there and Ifire up the grill and I just put
the steaks on it, and Iwait till I think they're done, and
then I you know, they're they'rethey're okay. I mean, but I
got things I'm watching it. Atleast I got enough ad HD going on
(14:22):
with me that I forget they're there. I don't have time for all that
crap. I just I go,do you need me to cut up a
vegetable or something, because I'll helpyou with that. I mean, at
least you're not burning corn dogs.I'm not burning corn dogs. How a
whole box twenty three of them?Now i'd get a fall out. I'm
at twenty three. You must havegot one rider or you're off one.
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How did you try My wife cookone for she went out of town.
That's probably why. Okay, howdid you try to cook the corn dog?
And grease? It's a pan onthe stove, and it's you know,
they make you know you yeah,it's the thing you put in the
grease. And could you fry fish? Fry fish? You fish for a
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living? Yes, I put surepeople where they can catch them. I
don't actually bring them in and frythem up. I eat grill fish.
Well, you don't eat I'd ratherhave grilled fish. My favorite is fried
catfish, real catfish, filets.Fry them up. Absolutely, push puppies
(15:28):
rivers, right. I like tofry bacon and the deep fry with the
fish. I fry bacon. I'lltake bacon and put it in there.
I got one of those big doublebasket Cajun whatever, and and I'll throw
I'll take some of that thick slicedbacon before I fry the fish, and
I'll throw that bacon in there.And I'm snacking on that oh it is
next time. Next time you getready to do that, go to the
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grocery store or costco wherever you getand buy you a rack of fair ribs,
slice them up individually, salt,pepper, Get you deep frying oil
at three fifty three seventy five whateveryou whatever temp you cook at. Don't
put no no flour, no nothing, salt and pepper, and drop them
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over there in that grease. Whatdeep deep fried spare ribs we've been I
did not realize what a what abig deal that was until I because I've
been eating my whole life. Thatwas a that was a you know,
once every couple of weeks. Thatwas a meal we had at our house
was deep fried spare ribs. Youcut them, slice them up individually,
and deep frme. You fry themuntil they turn brown dark, kind of
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a dark colored brown. You don'twant to don't want to undercook them,
obviously, but it happens pretty fast. But deep fried spare ribs. And
I made them for some I wastelling one of I was telling avery tubs
about him one time he started makingthem. Now he loves them. But
I cooked some for some buddies ofmine. We all got together. A
bunch of us guys get together everyso often over here. Guys I went
to school with and cook out atmy buddy's barn, at Jay's Jay's uh
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shed. We get all the menfolk down there and do that. And
they were like, yeah, let'scook some wings, let's cook some fish
whatever. I said, let's cooksome ribs. And they said what I
said, Let's fry some ribs.And I took it out there and did
that, and them guys lost theirmind. I'm like, I can't believe
y'all grew up in the South andyou've never had deep fried spare ribs.
I mean I've had at like arestaurant or something, but not like that.
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And I love the fry, deepfry stuff. That's get you some
ribs, Get a whole rack,slice them up into individual ribs and drop
them in that grease and clean noneof us salt and pepper, salt and
pepper. I tell you, Itell you what we do. You can
think later I will do that.I haven't. I haven't put the deep
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fry is still out with some greasein the tub next to it. The
other thing I like to do isI go get the and they've been on
sale at when Dixie over there abag of and I need to go to
Southern Seafood and get some. Butit's pre pre peel Trump and I just
I put it in the shrimp fried. It's just for it. I just
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get the grocer store just said fora shrimp and check that thing up,
dusted up, and I drop it. I drop it in that grease for
sixty seconds, the dry the dryflower. I don't put it in nothing.
I just shake it up in oneof those shakers swifter things. Sixty
seconds into grease. And everybody's like, oh my god, the best shrimp
(18:25):
I've ever had. And I'm like, it really took a lot of work.
Let me ask you all this.Have y'all got a whole minute?
Have y'all were at my cookshack?You see now I have a gas grill,
a trigger, a fish cooker,and a weber grill. Have y'all
ever cooked on a weber with wood, like a little of charcoal and put
(18:47):
the wood on top of it?Oh yeah, I do it with a
green egg. Well, I imagineso. But my buddy West, He's
like he cooked a a steak thatgives it a different all got these plays.
This is all around the property wherethe people have wood stacked up.
I was like, for now,we don't burn that wood. It's only
for the grill. Only do it. You can buy it. They're out
(19:08):
in Texas. They cook it withmesquite like mesquite wood. It was good.
I started doing that. It's prettygood. But y'all talking about that
friar. That just reminds me ofof my pet peas people checked the bag
boy or girl at the grocery storewho comments on your purchase is one of
my pet peeves. And I filledup my friar. You know, I
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had to change grease out that youneed so much grease for Yeah, and
so you know they're looking at that. And I got my four gallons dot
you wish you knew. I gotmy four gallons of West and and All.
And the in the ladyes like,oh, she's gonna do some frying.
I'm like, no, I queen, And I was playing throwing apart
That's what I was gonna. No. Actually, I got some kind of
(19:59):
small I got some girls in thebikinis coming over to get in the kiddie
pool, and they're gonna wrestle herey'all. Every Yeah, you know,
I know they're just trying to befriendly, but don't be a but yeah,
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it's just well that's a that's all. You know, the story about
the scorpions. I'm a scorpion.That's what I did. Oh boy,
we uh so we hadn't had ashow since we did the did the shootover
in Marianna. Also, haven't talkingabout your homeed water spicking in you in
(20:45):
your kitchen. Let me tell yousomething we was over there. We put
on that. We put on thatSporting Claves event for the f f A
of Marianna last week. It's allover at Charlie's house about three three days
last week working on and this thisthing set up and getting all the machines
out and set up and everything.And my wife packed my lunch and I
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was like, man, I'm readyto go sit in the house, sit
down the air condition for a minuteand have my lunch. So we're sitting
in there at the kitchen and talkingand eating, you know, eating my
lunch, and Charlie breaks out thevenison the summer sausage and sitting there and
I'm just kind of sitting there scuppingon the side her old boy, that's
good. Anyway, We're sitting theretalking and all of a sudden he's sinking
(21:29):
in the kitchen. We're sitting onthe island where the sink is, and
all of a sudden, the waterjust turns on, wide open on that
sink, and we ain't nobody withinfive feet of it. And I kind
of jumped up for a second,and I was I was real close to
just running out of the house becauseI don't play with none of that hauntings
and hantings and and that's I don'tlike that stuff. And I was just
(21:52):
about to run out of the house. And I looked over there at that
thing, and he gets this grinon his face, gets tickled to death,
and he walks over there and tapson that thing and the water goes
off. And I'm like, whatwhat? What was that all about?
What what happened? And the dog'sGPS callar sets off the He's got one
of them touch touch the faucet.It's a touch fossil, which which and
(22:12):
I'm so used to touching it,and the dogs set it off all the
time. The tough parts when you'resitting there and reclined watching TV and the
dog walks by and sets off thewater fossil. You know, I don't
know how long you're gonna run forit turns itself off. But I've sat
there and waited for it to dothat before because it's too lazy to get
up. But if they if theywalk by again, it'll turn it off.
So you take it. But yougo somebody else's house and it's got
(22:36):
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or visit the website Southside moor dotcom. Welcome back. What's the matter?
Friend? You need to walk outfor a few minutes. Oh look
how proud she is. I knowshe's so on the on the break,
(23:45):
I'm where I'm fixing the go.You might want to leave red so I
know what it is. I knowwhat it. On the break, Lily
my dog comes over here, walksunderneath the studio table and just lets one
go and slowly been fumigating the roomher. Yesterday, yesterday we were out
(24:11):
in the field. I was Ihad to go pull pull, I had
to pull the loader out of theI drove my loader off in a loft
spot and got it stuck. Meand Dinna went over there with the bulldoze
and pulled it out. Yesterday andI went to pushing around and a big
old rat came running out of somethingand she ate that took her an hour
but she ate that whole rat.And now what you're smelling, Yeah,
(24:34):
I get it. It's the otherend. I said, you know what
that's gonna smell when she gets shedoes. She just she ate the whole
thing tail Anyway, good girl,good girl. That's a good dog.
(25:00):
Anytime I get to see Fred rightthere speaking which Paul, you're still wearing
that same hat, right, Istill the cat. Take it off.
You can't wash a good fishing hat. You can't. It's good. And
(25:23):
get one of these talent hats thathold. I mean, this thing is
staying together. I've been using itevery day. I hope your wife watches
this episode. You can't listen tothis one. You got to watch it.
Yeah, I'll be okay. Takeme just a minute here to recover.
(25:44):
Yeh man, that was good.That was good. Nothing. I
think the wind was blowing out becauseI spell it, not that I want
to. It was right up.It just got on, man. And
if you have some thir well,you could have seen that come out of
it and rise right up underneath Fred. He got the worst of it.
(26:08):
I'm gonna have to yilk or somethingsome of that clark broom water. Yeah,
why what kind of bran is.I got it out of your this
pepsi water, but they bought thatbought I think they bought that name brand.
It's their private brand for pepsi bottling. And I'm like, want you
to buy something we can pronounce clarkbroom, clar broom. It's water where
(26:33):
it is made, uh clark,Well, at what part during the water
production cycle it comes out of thesky and then anyway it's it's purified by
reverse sismosis. There you go.I thought that was one you could like
see into the future. H Ijust gotta text my wife is working the
midnight shift tonight. You're gonna you'regonna dress up like a lion or something.
(26:57):
Well, I reckon, I'm gonnatell her to listen out because this
Friday night, I got tickets tothe Leonard Skinner Dale Bessie or or what
miss hooked me up with some tickets. Relaxed the looks the way you framed
it. The Leonard Skinner. They'llcalls and offers me tickets to a baseball
(27:19):
game. I don't watch baseball.And then he so I said, call
j D give him to him.So it gives them to him and gives
him Leonard Skinner tickets and I don'tlearn about all it, but you asked
for those I specific I rarely specificallyask in pull in favors from my heart
radio, but Leonard Skinners zz talpuh, that's gonna be a good deal.
Is our tyle hasse area sales repfor our radio stuff. So I
(27:42):
was about to try to say thatbefore I say rudely interrupted by you people
that are in here. Yes,Dale hooked me up with some tickets and
men, some buddies are going.My wife wouldn't go to it for nothing,
but she said she would uber mewhen they sing that song is zz
topress many I'm sure think of thisever a girl's crazy about Fred Conrad.
(28:07):
I'm most assuredly, I most assuredlywill not be thinking that. You know.
I had to listen to the compilationthis songs this morning. That's what
I rode to work on with EasyTop and Leonard Skinner. Yeah, looking
for one of them, died duYeah, the bass player for Seazy Top.
(28:27):
A bunch of the d Skinner folksdid. Oh, we'll be right
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(29:37):
back. So Grant's the producer ofthis show. But I sometimes feel like
the director's sitting over here, becauseif I don't say, hey, let's
go ahead and get started on thissegment, we'll spend an hour and a
half in here just having sidebar conversations, which are funnier than the show most
of the time, but they're alsovery, very politically incorrect with bread in
(29:59):
the room, and I like that, and Paul certainly not. I want
to take it. I wanted totalk about I wanted to bring something up
on the last segment and this,this, this hit me hard today and
this is truly a solemn moment.But I didn't want to do it in
this section where we talked about dogfarts. So it's just improper to do
that. Do you remember Rick Barnes, the sales manager at schpoll Afford sold
(30:22):
us our two trucks. Well,he passed away this week, uh,
at sixty four, and I didn'tknow about it. I knew it was
a big funeral in town. Ididn't know who it was, and so
I missed it a few days ago, and it kind of I was just
having a conversation with him mother daythe last week or so, texting back
and forth about a vehicle. Andevery time I go in there, Rip
(30:45):
has always stopped whatever he was doing, and we'd hang out and talked for
a little while, and if Ineeded anything, he always been over backers
to help me. And I sawhim and his wife at the grocery store
not long ago, and and wewere just hung out there. I think
it was a Sunday or something.We just stood there and talked for the
longest time. And actually the lastconversation we had, I was suggesting that
(31:06):
they buy some Grillos pickles, myfavorite pickles in the whole world, and
they were they had this conversation aboutit, and then I said, let
me just walk over there and getyou here. Just you need to buy
these and take them home. Andand uh, I hate I hate it
when you know, we lose peopleall the time, and order we get
the more we lose. But youknow, it just for some ready,
it struck me really hard. Kindof I had my few solemn moments on
(31:29):
the way over this morning because Ijust really, really liked direct. I
mean, I just just one ofthose guys I just enjoyed talking to.
And I'm sure his family you knowthat my prayers for I know it was
you know, and the thing whenI heard it, and I think people
younger, it's seven years for me, but at this point in my life,
some years is a lifetime. Imean, that's a long time,
(31:52):
but uh yeah, it's uh anyway, So folks enjoy I mean, that's
the reason we are. We doeverything we can to have fun, enjoy
ourselves. I was talking to thethe Comcast guys the other day on the
on the phone about they called me. They called me and and super nice
(32:19):
guy. Now our contracts out andso now it's month to month, okay,
so now they call I. Actuallythey've been trying to get up with
me for a while. Robert sittingover there is the one that deals with
all that stuff all the time,and I don't get involved. But when
they start calling me, I'm like, yeah, we'll have a meeting.
And we talked and by the endI said, listen, we do this,
this and this, we talk business. And after that, I said,
(32:40):
you know, because we've got bandwidth, this yus, we got it.
We're producing a radio show out ofthere, and what channel is on?
You know, where's it a Wheredo we find it? Where do
we stream it? And I said, y'all, y'all got to understand,
it's not politically correct. We saywhat we want to say. Pretty much.
We don't have We don't worry aboutmuch. I mean, you know,
I don't think uh, I don'tthink we're gonna lose any business saying
(33:04):
the things we say. And Paulcertainly not. He's a fishing guy.
He's out on the lake and Godfearing Christian and all that's now and everybody
knows you, so they're nothing.They expect this stuff from you. The
level, the level of depravity thathe's willing to go to, and if
you know, that's what I that'swhat I look for. In the defense
attorney, well, we suckered,we suckered Grant into producing this thing,
but you know, but ready toproduce. They just changed their name and
(33:27):
be a whole new person next week. If he had to be h this
uh this, uh, this isall I wanted to say. Thank you.
The press Scotch showed our new producerBob Jones, mean the same voice
I wanted to say thank you thismorning to Grant for not telling on me
for the stupid thing I did Wednesdaymorning when I had to be on Preston
(33:49):
when I was on Preston Show,and now you're gonna tell us, Yeah,
yeah, I know you're out inyourself here, right, So but
he didn't do it, so that'sit's okay if I tell the stupid thing
I did. So Wednesday morning.I went to bed Tuesday night knowing that
I had to get up and goto the show, right, go do
the show? So and I havenormally without any I can basically say,
(34:12):
okay, I need to get upat X time in the morning. Now
I don't have to set a clock. That's rare for me to have to
set alarm clock. So you gotto get up early. I get up
early, and for whatever reason,I woke up an hour, not an
hour and ten minutes, not anhour and five minutes, but exactly one
hour earlier than I needed to getup. Your body wouldn't on daylight savings.
(34:35):
That's exactly what I put it to, you know. So I woke
up an hour earlier at five fortyfive instead of six forty five because I
had programmed in my brain. Wakeup at six forty five, get up,
get your shower, get your coffee, get your dressed, get out
of that did and go out thedoor and drive go to the radio show.
So that's kind of how I'd goabout life, except I got to
(34:58):
the show at an hour early,and I walk in and Grant goes,
wow, you're here early. Andfor the first time that morning, I
went and looked at my watch andgo, I'll be in my truck taking
a nap. Just call y'all havefun in pressing studio and watched him work
his magic. I went out thetruck and turned on the radio and listened
(35:21):
to it and whypothetically maybe took alittle nap. I feel bad how we
do I show when I go inand watch Press and do his Because he's
got his notepad and all this stuff, and he has this agenda and he's
got and he does everything, andit's all he's prepared for everything, and
he takes all time every day.He takes time every day to get prepared
(35:42):
and get all this stuff lined upand everything, and he's got the things
he wants to talk about, andyou know, and there's a certain amount
of in each hour. There's alittle bit of recapping and different things that
he does because there's different time frames. People don't just get up in the
morning and listen to the whole showand go to work. It's the catch
part of it. Driving in.He has a whole way of doing things
for five thousand and something times he'sdone this and then and then we do
(36:07):
it our way, and I thinkprobably the least amount of preparedness goes into
our segments. You know, heprobably thinks about you know, because he'll
see us a text of what youwant to talk about whatever. We'll just
h whatever you come up with.Yeah, he's never texted. He'll have
he'll have radio well, because heknows you he listens to this show.
(36:29):
What time you get into work onfor that show, grand I clock in
usually try to be there about fivethirty, five thirty yep, so I
get you am Yeah, yeah,I'm just going to bed that time early
morning. What time do you haveto be in well, our own own
practice. So that's why five thirtyis bedtime. Yeah, yeah, un,
(36:50):
let's have court, you know.Then I'll go to bed at four
thirty. Hey, did you well, maybe we should comment on that.
I was thinking there was saw somethinglocally went viral. Ors. Yeah,
I saw that. If I hada dollar for every bottle or bottle,
the bottle of beer liquor did Ipoured out my law enforcement career. I
don't know the whole story about it, but I did see the video and
(37:13):
I did read the report, andthe report says the officer found a open
bottle of it actually says vodka.It was kangyak that they found. Uh,
the bottle was not open when theofficer pulled it out of that bottle.
Was that bottle was there was anotherbottle in there that most assuredly was
(37:35):
open. I don't know. Isaw it on the video because there's thirty
eight minutes of video. See thewhole video. Watched it. Yeah,
Okay, I hadn't seen I didn'tknow it, and so I didn't.
Well, let me ask you this. In a in a d UI case,
if there's alcoholic beverage in the vehicle, is it is it beneficial to
take that and send it off fortesting? Or you just know? So
(38:00):
typically ill in my mind, whocares? If you let me ask you
this? So what I normally seeon a DUI in case where they find
open alcohol in the car, theywill take that alcohol, stick it on
the roof, on the roof orthe hood, and you know, standing
there with a cam or you know, take picture of it, that kind
(38:21):
of thing, just to show that, hey, we found this. It
doesn't prove that you were drunk.It doesn't prove that you were sober.
Did that person blow or not?Did not no feelx bridy, no,
no breath, No, it'll go. Here's the thing, So, what
are the what is the likelihood thatany police officer in the United States of
(38:42):
America would go to the trouble ofplanting evidence to make a misdemeanor arrest that's
going to take them four hours tocomplete. Because that's why most cops hate
d UIs, because it takes somuch time for a misdemeanor of rest and
for and then you got to godeal with Fred Conrad at the deposition and
did different report. It's just it'sit's it's you know, I've seen officers
(39:04):
fudge us to support and now it'sdoesn't happen all the time, but the
allegation is planting evidence. Yeah,I mean, of course we saw that
in Marianna you know a couple ofyears ago for meth, cocaine and meth
and whatever else, and that's thatleads. It's disturbing. It is,
it's always disturbing anytime it happens.But well, you're going to have a
road officer from time to time.There's more concerned with statistics than they are
(39:25):
justice. Right, We'll be rightthere. Hey, it's Charlie j.
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nine seven seventy five point fifty andwe're back. So we transitioned from de
wise to boating under the influence onthe break and got some professional legal advice
from the attorney in the room.Yeah, the boat, I've actually that's
(41:16):
what I was in Panama City forthe other day. It was a boating
under them for this case. Really, yeah, they do some those cases
are pretty hard for FWC. Imean unstable unstable ground. You can't do
a lot of field sobriety of sizeson the boat. We say, well,
you know that guy couldn't stand it. Wait, you couldn't say,
(41:37):
well, they crossed the double yellowlines or anything. He crossed the boundary.
Know, well, everything's swaying andyou know, and most people on
boats are drinking at some point intime, so how much is too much?
But we concluded that that Captain Paulcan't drink on the on charter stuff.
That's kind of like being the taxicab driver. You know, you're
hauling them around, they're doing whateverthey're doing, but you're well, that's
(41:59):
right, you're the profession Class Dchau fur license. If you're a Class
D chow fur and you're driving alimousine or the van or whatever, you
can drive with them drinking in theback. That's perfectly legal them to drink
in the back, but you can'tdrink. Yeah, while you I never
had on our van that we goon hunting trips. There's from drinking going
on in the back. Yeah,yeah, but y'all probably have a I
(42:19):
mean, not me or you.I mean we're we're not like that.
We don't do stuff like that.But anyway, So what's going on in
the fishing world, man. That'sthe fishing has been great. Lake Talquin.
The crop here still bedding. Theuh that bass are starting to move
back out a little bit to theto the first drops. That's been working
pretty good. Carolina Rigs Crank Bakeshas been working good. But Seminole,
(42:44):
I tell you, it's it's reallygetting good. The bike's been really good
all March, but it's been alittle muddy, but it's finally starting to
clear up and the fish are stillbedding. The shell cracker just went on
the bed last this past weekend.So that's that start. And so be
ready JD. When I come acrossto them, ready go one afternoon and
bring mama again. That was thatwas so awesome with her that one time.
(43:06):
But that's really working good. Andand as I go forward, we're
getting into different type lure is goingto be working like frogs. And so
if it's okay with you, Charlie, maybe bring some props to kind of
show this bake's working. This ishow to work it as we go forward.
I'm probably running out now, giveme about two minutes. I run
into pack. You got some yougot something with some hooks and you pocket
(43:29):
over there? What I want todo that next week? But yes,
frogs around your lake. Yeah,yep, they're biting frogs. It's time.
That's something down there by the lake. I'm hearing it nice. Yep,
that's now, that's bullfrogs. Ithought it was the next girlfriend.
But if I'll tell you something elseis going on that you will hear this
(43:53):
time of years, you'll hear somethingthat sounds like somebody cranking up an old
horse two straight. I've been sayinghere. Now, have you ever seen
the alligator of bullgater do that?They'll get just under the water and they'll
do that low grumbling into the water, just vibrating a bubble like this.
The first time I ever saw that, I was like, we fixing give
(44:14):
him his hole, old bullgater andget right up under the water and do
that. And you can hear thatfor miles. And but if you've ever
seen it before, the waters doit and the water start vibrating on his
back. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we've got one in the pond this
year. As I was coming towork this morning. You know, we've
got the pond right out here bythe interstate that's part of our property.
(44:35):
Then we've taken over the years,we probably had I don't know six or
seven gators that we've taken out ofthat pond, gotten the licensed trapper to
come get Lane Lane Stevens to comeget them. And one of them was
just over eleven foot and was accordingto the guy that the processor, that
gator had lost a foot of tailto something earlier in his life. So
(45:00):
that was a huge alligator. ButI saw a big one in the pond
out there that has this time ofyear, alligators will get displaced from wherever
they live if a bigger gator movesin and he says, I got to
go. Uh you know, asfor them is go or die, so
they go. And I saw abig gator in the pond. So I
will be doing further investigation on thatand probably be calling FBC because I won't
(45:24):
let one get in that pond outthere where around as many people as we
have out here, you can overeight foot eight foot or bigger. He's
got to go because they're they're atthat point their kids and dogs are on
the on the menu, and thatjust don't let it happen. The one
we've guys been keeping Annhingas in check. So I'm well. And that's the
downside to us taking the gators outof the pond like we have is if
(45:46):
now we we have we have beaverproblems. So we've got to start.
You know, we have to dealwith with the beaver issue. If you
take all the predators out, thenthe beavers move in and then they cause
us all kinds of headache. Youknow, if you get to beaver,
let me know, I want thatpelt. Huh. We have taken a
pile of them over the years outof there. We trapped a whole bunch
of a whole bunch of beaver outof there. I bought a beaver pelt
(46:08):
in South Dakota. Still got thatbeaver sitting in my house. I tell
you all, guys, I hada stop for you how much time we
got because I want to talk aboutthis young kid I had with me.
Go ahead earlier this week. He'swas just nine years old and he was
(46:28):
autistic and he's never fished before.And it was the wind was blowing out
of the east. You know theold saying when the wind blows from these
to fish bite the lease. Andit was just brutally tough. And usually
one of the people get us onmy boat. I give them a little
wombal crosses. I think I gaveyou one, jd and your mom.
I give those people, and Iforgot to do that. I still worried
about the weather. So I getthe spot and we're fishing and that granddaddy
(46:52):
catches a bass. About the wormwas bigger than the bass. It was
terrible, and so we're fishing.I get up. I go give them
their crosses, you know, andthe little kid goes, do you know
Jesus When I gave me this cross? I said yes, and he goes,
I do too, And we startedtalking about Jesus and it was I
said, I prayed this morning thatyou would catch your personal best pass.
He goes, well, that won'tbe hard. I never caught one.
(47:13):
I said, well, maybe thishis tough conditions, you know. I'm
like, so I just backed donI's gonna see what the Lord's gonna do.
It was crazy. I'd throw outfor him. He'd hold a rod
and all of a sudden that rodbeen over and he caught him one about
two pounds j D. Then Isaid, now that's he was so excited.
I mean, that'll live for that, Charlie. You like working when
you're so awesome. And I said, now I pray to you can get
a second one. There's gonna beanother one, So you believe, he
(47:34):
said, I believe. It's aboutfive minutes later that rod went down.
He couldn't even hold the fish up. It was he he was, he
said. And then we got donegetting the fish in, he goes,
why didn't you give me that crosswhen we first got out here? It
was awesome, but it was itwas so awesome to sit back and say,
Lord, if this is gonna happen, you make it happen. And
he and it was incredible. Itis incredible. Last time on on a
(48:00):
fishing charter, they gave me atrans flag. I didn't catch anything.
Yeah, we don't do that upthere. We're too conservative. So we
we find we find proof in ourdaily lives. Paul. As you know,
you know there are times when youjust turn a corner in something you've
been looking for wishing for wanting tojust falls right into your lap, and
it's it's those moments that are testamentsto old fish. That's the picture of
(48:25):
the kid. That's awesome. Yougot things half as big, and you
guys to understand it was we shipI got it was that tough, it
was it was amazing. Yeah.Now you might say that was coincidence,
but I choose to believe that wasthe Lord showing out the powers. You
(48:45):
think that thing is five pounds?Were a half five pounds looks bigger than
that. That's pretty. That wasawesome. Pretty. There's j D holding
its beaver right there. Look ahead. Now, is that you're ponnard pond
here? Oh yeah, okay,y'all cannot have big gators in that pond,
(49:06):
no way. Yeah, well youmean like impossible. We need to
make sure we don't want we gotpeople shooting out there. We don't got
kids walking down. Absolutely. Ify'all send me those pictures, I'll be
happy and I can blur the facesif I need to on that. But
I just want to show the theWe can put that on the YouTube channel,
(49:27):
which is y'all missing out if youdon't watch it on YouTube I'm just
saying. I'm just saying. Idon't sit up here after Grant's gone and
everybody leaves and I spend my Fridayafternoons fighting fighting to get that thing done.
It's it's uh Now, I didmiss a couple of shows that I
will go back one day and do. We did two shows and one day
and I had a vacation to goon. Yeah. I caught that.
(49:51):
That was a couple of years ago. I caught that that beaver and a
sneer down there, but we uhthat's legal, right? Yeah again,
sure, the trap. I havenothing to do with any of that.
Does YouTube channel show grits serious racket? No? He crops himself out right
there. He can lean over there. There you go. That's a that's
(50:15):
a good looking I can tell whenI'm editing the video when he leans forward,
because it used to it would autoswell, it would auto focus.
Southern lawyer, Yeah, you gota blue one. Well do the clefts?
Yeah, what what's a what's theidentical? That's got to be one
(50:44):
of the greatest movies. It's procedurallycorrect. I got a question for you.
I was listening to some Jimmy Buffetton the way in you know,
Jimmy Buffet is right. Okay,So it was something I forget the song
something on My American Dream. Thatis something uh, And there was a
line in there that sounded like Ican't remember the line, but I can't
(51:04):
understand it. It's it's, uh, Pigmy on Size, That's what it
sounds like. Sounds like Pigmy insize. I figured you'd know what that
is, because it's not the Pigmyin Size. I don't know. It's
there's this there's a line in there, and that's what I hear. What's
the name of the song? Imean, this is Twilight American Dream.
Don't quit your day job, Charlie. I'm not in Big Neon Sign,
(51:29):
Big me On Sign. That mightbe it is that Jimmy Buffett, but
who is that? I can't remember. He never sang about Neon. Okay,
well it's not Jimmy Buffett. Thensomebody's wanting I know everyone. I
don't know. I heard the songand I said, my whole life I've
never known anyway. Wrapping up by
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