February 22, 2025 • 51 mins
In today's episode, the gang is all together and they're discussing their love (or not) of spiders. They also talk about the ht efishing has slowed down a little bit, but we're on the cusp of the best time of year for fishing.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome to the Town Outdoor Show. I'm Charlie, I'm
j D.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And I'm I'm Captain Paul turn and I'm Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Congratulations JD gets to go pay for a wedding. Just whatever,
whatever you pay for this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Here's the father of his son.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
His son, Justin's getting married this weekend. Congratulations to Justin.
And congratulations Justin and his first wife.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh no, don't just don't ask.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We shouldn't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I am so the death for my son and his wife,
and I wish them all the best.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, she's she's like a prize. I mean, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, that's why he guaran taste. That's why you're married.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He's a good looking. He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He's you know, he is a fine young man. He is,
and I'm proud for him.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And he's the funny part about it is he's getting
married about four miles as the crow flies through the
woods from the house I grew up in. There you
go in Mount Pleasant, Florida. All the places they could
have got married. Both of them live in Tallahassee or
they're from Tallahassee. Of all the places they went to
(01:10):
Mount Pleasant, five miles through the woods from where I
grew up. So that's because they were I probably poached
on the land that h that there, that that's part
of the wedding venue over there at some point in
time in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm almost sure I have it'll be a pleasant marriage.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mount Mountain Pleasant. Yes, that's what happened to Mount Pleasant
Pleasant things.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I mean, he's I mean I tried to dissuade him
from getting married when we had a chance to go
hunting with him too long ago. Explain to him, you
know you're gonna get You're gonna get a little bit overweight,
You're gonna lose your hair, your blood pressure is gonna
go up.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He won't lose his hair. Did you see that He
won't lose his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, Genetically speaking, he has a very very low probability
of losing his hair.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, I didn't think I was gonna lose mine either,
and I got married.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You saw him, I mean, he's got my hair from
high school, which is good. Could have you know when
I was in high school my hair wasn't always quite obviously,
but it started turning that way in my early twenties.
But you could have used my head as a pot scrubber,
because it's like thick, thick, coarse hair.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I came across some old pictures not long ago from
f SUPD and from us hanging out together, and you, yeah,
your hair has definitely changed color. Oh it has turned
that silver. Mind just turned completely loose, But yours has
turned that silver color. I mean, we went two different directions.
But my brother, seeing my family, I was I knew
(02:34):
I was going. My poor son, he's he's gonna leave,
you know, I already told him. I said, son, I
hate to hurt you feelings, but you better enjoy it.
The girls think you're cute. Now there's a window. Better
grow up fast and start making a lot of money
because the looks they're going just like mine. To just
just be responsible, working that deep boys, that relaxing way
(02:57):
about your years. You have other attributes that we can
work on, but it ain't gonna be your hair. And
you'll you'll always have a lot of hair, it just
won't always be on top of your head.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I didn't that well so until but my brother, somehow
or another has his his bangs like the temples of
his hair up here at the corner of his head
almost touch his eyebrows. I mean, I was like, how
did you? And you know, how did where? I mean,
it's it's almost like, man, what because I look at
(03:30):
him and I go, where does one stop? He's this
little gap in between the two I mean, and he's
he's this dark haired, serious guy. I mean way more yeah,
way more successful than me. But my stories are a
lot funnier. So you know, there's that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I didn't start realizing I was going to lose my
hair until the old man decided we needed to take
up scuba diving as a family, and I went diving
with him, and I thought I was a sea fan,
but it wasn't. It was his comb over that was.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
My man, did you come up out to the water?
Was something on your head? And when it goes talk
about wild critters. I'm driving over I'm driving over here
a little while ago, and I drove the last trip
half the trip getting here on half of my driver's
seats because I'm driving down you know, I ain't scared
of spiders. I ain't scared spiders. Something bothered me out
I am I'm driving down the road and out of
(04:24):
the corner my eye right here in my glasses, I
see that. You see those big models of Tarantula's big
black fuzzy legg there's a one inch version of that
that just drops off right there where the visor is
just and I just see this thing floating down, just
a steady, floating speed all the way down. And I
(04:44):
keep a car camera on in there looking forward, and
you see me jump over by the half of lane.
I mean, I didn't squeal like a girl or nothing,
but I made a noise I don't normally make. And
I'm like, what in the world. And it went down
but between.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
My legs and lord, between living and the door.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And so I gave it little room and I'm like,
that's okay. And so I'm over there and I'm not
calling the wife going you know, you know, I ain't
scared of spiders, but this one's got me cornered. I
don't know what it is, and I've never seen one like.
I got the flashlight out there when I got here,
and I'm looking everywhere. It's still in there.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Boy, And you go back and come back, well.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean, it's for its on safety.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't want to gave you that zone thing back didn't. I.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh, I don't know if I'll kill a spider or not,
but it'll kill you if you get in there. How
much time we got granted? Oh yeah, okay, good. So
the funniest spider story the funny and j D will
get this one funniest spider story I remember I ever
saw where I was present for it. Do you remember
Chris Chase, Well, Chris worked at FSU Police and then
(05:47):
the Lee County Shriff's office and I got anyway, we
used to hang out together when we were doing the
bicycle patrol back in the day at FSU. We started
to bake patrol and and and Chris was in the
mountain biking some of us were. Chris and I used
to go ride mountain bikes. We go out in the
forest do stuff like that. Well, we're riding along. Now
you gotta picture Chris. Now Chris, Chris worked out, he
(06:10):
was on the swate team and all this stuff. And
we get out on the bicycle to the mountain bikes
and he wed his little spandex tay shorts and stuff
like that, and anyway, of course, so we're riding through
the forest and we look down in this hole and
we in between these trees, and we see a bottom
down there, like a sink hole or something. And he goes, he, amen,
let's ride down there, see what's down there. I said,
(06:30):
all right, And so he took off and starts going
down the hill. And I used to following him, and
I have seen several mishaps and they are funny. And
I see him just riding. A picture of guy riding
down a hill on a mountain bike and then all
of a sudden, he just takes his hands off the wheel,
off the bars. And you ain't see people ride, you know,
with no hands on the on the that's that's not unusual,
(06:52):
But down a forty five degree slope, that's unusual. I
see his hands come off and all of a sudden,
you have ever seen a duck trying to get up
off the water when they start flapping. I see f
F F F F F, and he's going ah. And
what happened was he run through a spider web. He
ran through one of the big old but now there's
light of the webs and you could see the stuff
(07:13):
going and just stretching, and so he and normally, you know,
when you ride like that, you ride vertical and all
of a sudden, he goes to a little bit of
a less than ninety degrees eighty sixty forty five all
the way down to wham, and it looked like just
stuff everywhere leaves briars. He jumps up, and you figure
he's gonna jump up and go man, did you see that? No,
he jumps up and he's doing the spider dance.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ninja kills the light of web now and he showed.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Running around and screaming, and I thought, I thought, you know,
that was before all the crazy drugs were him. I
thought something had got on him, he got the spirit
or something. And of course, you know, I slide up
there nice and cool, Hey man, what's going on? He
was a spider And I just laughed and I laughed
(07:58):
and I laughed and goes, ah, you know is still
on me, and that's right there, and then he starts
all over again. But you can't get a spider web
off of you, and everybody don't care who you are.
Everybody freaks out from a spider web, and it's funny.
And if I had had a go cam or whatever
are on the bicycle, I would be filthy rich right now,
because that was so fun.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I remember many mornings walking into the swamp to go
shoot wood dug roost or something and walking into a
spider web. Them old they called crab spiders shell spiders.
Crab spiders like a crab, yeah, And they make a
giant web for a little bitty spider. And you walk
through those things in the pitch dark, you or maybe
(08:40):
one little incandescent bulb flashlight that you're trying to find
the you know, find the pond where you want to
set up shoot wood ducks. And you get one of
the things on you, and it don't matter how much
of it you get off, that spider is still on
you somewhere because you didn't see him leave.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And there's still that spider every time I drive my
truck for the next month. That's the list man of
a spider. It ain't but nothing beats. So there's ones
in South Dakota, though, that climbed up.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
And didn't freaked me out?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What now the South?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What happened that climbed up?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You gotta tell that one before you well, I got
before I forget speaking spandac shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
This is a spider, this is this is a spider segment.
And then we're gonna do the spantak sorts, and we
were reminded.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I was going to tell you how much I enjoyed
that sausage that you that you were giving us a
couple of weeks ago, and that stuff was really good.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
He makes good something. It was very good.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm glad you enjoyed my sausage. A lot of a
lot of work into that.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I mean I even went to the store and got
some some Carolina Reaper cheese put on with it, and
then had it on your heart and that stuff. I'm
very impressed, and I hope you bring me some more
of it. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I probably will. I don't know how you at. We'll
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meeting for the marrying a band last night. My wife, Hey,
(10:55):
I got to stay late. The shrif's office got blah
blah blah. I don't know what you said on those
I had to go to this meeting. So I showed
up to the meet and walked in, sat down apparently,
and I didn't know this. They're going to Disney for
spring break. I wonder why we weren't as a family
doing anything. It's because she's going to Disney with the band.
And I'm like, okay, that's what we what do we?
(11:16):
Uh uh, don't put me on the spot with stuff
like that. What does Squidward play the cornet clarinet clarinet. Yeah, yeah,
that's what she played. Because my pet name for now Squidward.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So uhm, I she's really good.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I mean, she didn't play, and she didn't play as
a freshman. She was on the flat cort, the honor
guard or whatever it is were you twirl the flags
and pick them up at a couple of times a
game and all that stuff, and and she was in that,
and I was just glad to see her get out
of her shell. The next year she comes home. I
hear this god awful sound coming from the back of
the house, and I'm thinking, you know, we didn't have
turkeys in so I didn't know what it was. And
(11:56):
next thing you know, she's in and she's the section
leader and she's really good musical. Apparently when my father
did he was he played in a band, and so
I digress. So I'm sitting there in the in the
parent meeting and I'm listening and they're talking about, Okay,
so we're going out on the bus and we're gonna
do this, and we get off the bus and you
(12:17):
go straight to Universal Studios. Don't get in your luggage,
don't do this, don't do that, And that's it's and
I'm looking around there talking about the chaperons, and this
the chaperon's at and I say, okay, chaperons, we want
you to at least in the mornings when we go
to park. We need you at least stay with the kids,
preferably you don't have to, preferably until they get to
the park as a group, and at least you can
say I saw them get to the park before they
(12:38):
go on their separate ways. And I'm like, what you're
going you men, you're not holding my hands and my
daughter's hand the whole time there there. I mean, I'm
I'm like, my wife signed the permission slip so.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Word about nobody to get the gun into Universal Studios.
They won't let me in, will hardly let me in
with a with a metal hip.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So well, I'm just I'm just it was. It was
a bit of a shock there for a second. And
then as I looked around the room and by herself, Charlie,
I know, but this is my little girl, my little girl.
The she's sixteen, seventeen, just turned seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
You worried about her, were Disney World and chaperon. Yeah,
I'm glad you were, my dad.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I worry about it because of people like you. The buck.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm not going to be when you were when.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You were seventeen and today.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
That's what I worried about him, A concern.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I worry about the career. Fred's out there, just you know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, usually they won't to let me within five
hundred yards of effects there.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I hope she has a good time, I really do.
You know. I don't think she realizes how fortunate is
The first two daughters suffered through all the bad years
of daddy trying to get by and make things happen
and working around the clock and doing all that. And
you know, thank god, my wife came in and help
get me on the on the straight and narrow and
the right path. And so my second batch of children
(14:06):
have had it way better. So you know, my apologies
to the first two. You know, that's what happens. When
I was saying, marriages generally way better than the first one,
that's a rule I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean, I guess I'll let you know when it happens.
I don't think it's going to.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There won't be a third for me if this one
doesn't work out. One, she'll probably kill me. But I
ain't doing nothing wrong. And if she does something wrong,
I'm pretty forgiven.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm like, you know, whatever my wife was to say
today that she was leaving, I would go pack my
suit case and ask her where are we going? Get
rid of me? That easy? I don't been there, done that,
got the T shirt. It was not fun.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Me and my wife were early in our relationship. We
would go by, like for Christmas, we go we gonna
get a new TV. For Christmas. We woun't buy individual gifts.
We would go buy something big for us. And every
time we'd make a big investment. Of course, back then
the TV was an investment. Now it's like you know,
just what what which one you want? And it's just
we've finally gotten where, you know, we're a little more comfortable.
(15:12):
It used to be all right, so is this your
TV or my TV? Because you know, everyone was, uh,
is this your car?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And my car?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It was it was you know, we had it brought
a suburban one time, and just through the buying it
and this and that and the other thing, paying it off,
putting it ended up in my name, but it was hers,
And I think that was something until we sold it,
about it two months ago. We had it for over
ten years, twelve years, something like that. I didn't say it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You didn't say decade.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, I didn't. The goodness, I'm trying to be considered
of you today because I know you're under a lot
of stress.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know, if if you're gonna buy an asset like that,
a car, you know, I always put it in your
wife's name and your name. That way, it passes outside
of probate. If something happens to you and it doesn't
go into your state.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
For you, I forget you sometime, your attorney.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Every now and then I play one on TV.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But is that good advice?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Or is that your that's that's good advice? That one
actually so so.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
We saw that car. We bought a car not too
long ago for the young and for my daughter that's
going to college in the fall. And and the guys like,
whose name do you want? You want both of your
names on the registration?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Y y?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You said, yeah, he goes, well which one do you
want first? I was like, it matters, absolutely not. They
were all sensitive about, oh, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Want to put it out, you want to put an
or in there? Yeah, or yeah, yeah, So you know
JD or or any then.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You then you can do something or she can do
something right, but it doesn't require both of you to
sign correct.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So you know, you get you know, spider kills you
on the way home.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I will tell you right now, if that spider, a
big old Harry spider, had a had a done what
they've done, I'd be calling my insurance agent because I
would have a total truck. My grandma, who she died,
she was in her eighties when she passed away, and
she was driving right up until the last maybe year
of her life. True, had always had an Osmobile car.
(17:12):
She'd drive that thing. She had a brand new Ozmobile
Low Miley delt eighty eight and she had moved over
here and moved in with my mom, and uh, anyway,
she got hankering to go somewhere one day and she
had been gone. I was over at the house for
some reason another and she had been gone along and
got a call at the house from my grandma had
(17:32):
wrecked the car and totaled it. I mean just totaled
her car. And it was on some little side street.
She was going to visit somebody or something and it
wasn't like she was out in the bunch of traffic,
And it wasn't long. She hadn't been gone to the
house long. We got it. We loaded up in the
car and went over there. And what happened, Mama? She goes, well,
(17:52):
it was a nice day, and I had the windows down,
and I was driving down the street, and I looked
down and there was a wasp, a wasp on my
own arm. And she went to swatting at that wasp
and forgot it and forgot about driving, and run off
the road, running into a parked car on the side
of the road. She made it only wreck she had
in you know, sixty five seven or however long she
(18:14):
had been driving. The one wreck she had totally car
out over a wash. I said, I looked at her,
and you'd had to know my grandma.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
She was.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
She was quite humorous. She was free, and you could
you could pick at her, you know, she'd get tickled
about stuff for great sense of humor. And I looked
at her and I said, I bet next time you
let that thing sting you. She goes, you know, I went.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
My brother tried to kill me over a grasshopper one
time when I was about seventeen. I was driving my
f one fifty jacked up with my homemade lift kitty
and driving in from down in Dry Creek, taking him
to school and going to school. And I'm driving up
right in front of the coys there south of Mariana,
(18:57):
and there's a railroad track, and there was a railroad.
There was a train on the track. It's a railroad train.
We know it's a railroad train as it was on
the railroad track. So and I'm looking at this old
Andrews radiator shop right there, and we was kind of
backed up a little bit, and all of a sudden,
Wes is sitting over there, and Wes just jumps up
and s makes some noise, and something came from him
(19:21):
and went right in my face, and it was going
and I could know what it was, and it was
one of them big old green grasshoppers that had been
on him, and he swatted it off in my face,
and it distracted me just long enough to realize to
where I did not realize that all the traffic in
front of me was sitting still. And so I took
that and you had that seventy nine forward with the
(19:43):
two little upright bumper things on the front of the bumper,
so it looked like it in case you bump into something. Yeah,
Well they ain't for bumping into nothing. Because when I
hit the back of that old sixty something forward in
front of me, his truck didn't ben, but my truck did.
My truck. That thing spread out. I'm sitting there. So
I went to the ag shop that day and Wiley
(20:07):
Barnes was an old Alabama football player who become one
of our football coaches there, and I went in the
back and he said, take those things off, and so
I took the boats off, and you got these little
chrome things all spread out. He said, give me that
rubber hammer boy over there, and set it on top
of the table and he said hit it, and said,
I'm trying to hit it. I ain't many. He said,
give me that hammer, and he hits it about three
(20:27):
times and straightens it out, hits the other one about
three times, straightens it out, go back and bolt it
back on the truck and put the little rubber strip
back on there, and it's like nothing ever happened, all
over it, all over a grasshopper.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I hadn't met a car yet that I hadn't crashed.
I miss Judge Fleury's wedding because I crashed a car.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm sure Teresa wasn't upset about now.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now, as a matter of fact, I had crashed a
car earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Relief across the congregation. It's not coming.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, I had crashed a car earlier that week and
had a rental car, and it was time to go
to the wedding. And so when I got in the
rental car to go to the wedding and backed into
the babysitters car with the rental car, and I got
some mad about it. I just went inside and started pouting,
and I missed the wedding.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I heard the story about when my parents got married.
Apparently they were they got married and they was like
a five or six car loads of their friends and
they were all going to Panama City to the beach
after the wedding. They got married there in Chattooche and
they're all hitded in a you know, going for the
for whatever. I guess they're taking their friends on the honeymoon.
And they was all hitded down there, and somehow another
(21:39):
managed to hit what like the second or third car
hit a buzzard. Oh God, that come through the windshield.
The party when the buzzard comes through your windshield is
that I don't know it's buzzard on the side of
the road. I guess decided when it was.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I mean, what are the odds of them hitting the.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Buzzer blizzard coming about? Like the odds of getting another
hole one?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right? Yeah, listen two hundred percent for I hit a
hood al one night going to town in my Toyota
two wheel drive pickup truck in high school.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I didn't kill him, but no.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I was driving out a dirt road and I had
a sliding window in the back. I kept it open summertime,
and I there conditioning when it was the road of
window down, let it flow through. And I'm driving down
the road and this hoodile comes up, flies across the
road and I hit it with the windshield and it
flew up in the air, and I'm like, oh, man,
I sure feel bad about that. And I slowed down
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and changed gears, manual looking rear view mirror, and that
hootio was in that gap in the rear window, flying
in the vacuum there just sitting.
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Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh well we can talk about Well, we talk about
Fred's holding one that he got another another one you need,
you must have had up.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Let's let's do that on the Tallahassee segment so people
locally can can realize that's fully crappy. Is it comes
in here with anyway, we'll we'll do that on the
next segment because the Tallahassee folks can't hear this one
unless they're streaming, and we need to give Fred his due.
But so I went, I was in Uh, I was
in Dothan. I got to do some of the neighborhoods
in Dothan the other day. Uh just delivering some quail
(24:11):
up there. And it's a somebody made a comment on
Facebook and I had to agree with it because I've
said it before. Then the comment was, I've been to Dothan,
I've been to Tallahassee. It's kind of and the people
in Dothan are just so much nicer businesses than they
are in Tallahassee. And people are just so much more
(24:32):
polite around Dothan. And then all these comments coming in, well,
that's the true South Tallahassee's got all his imports, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Of inputs, and if you go to old Tallahashe business,
you know, like the South side, more go there.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, but the thing is that there's there's there's there's
so much more. Tallahassee has changed a whole lot more
than a place like doth Yeah. I mean everybody everywhere
has changed. I live in Marianna. I can tell you
it has changed a lot in my lifetime because I
left for twenty five thirty years and went back and
it's but it's still kind of the same, but it's
(25:07):
just different. It's there's less business and more issues, but
there's you know, but Dothan mainly just tell you.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Earlier this week, we took a man to my daughter
that's she's going going to be going to be going
to Troy Troy University.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She's going to go She's.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Gonna go to Troy's love that And we went up
there Monday. They had accepted students uh day, and we
went up there and went around the campus actually went
to the.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Campus is nice.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's gorgeous, beautiful campus that has grown and new buildings everywhere,
and there's there's still a lot of construction and stuff
going on. So it's but uh, I could not get over.
We had one of the professors in the college that
she's going to be going to that actually will be.
She will be taking classes for this guy. And he's
sat and talked to the small group. There's like five
kids and the parents that that are that what he
(25:58):
from her, what degree she's going to seek. He was
sitting there talking and I couldn't get over how nice
everybody at that university. Having worked at FSU for fourteen years,
I've got some I've got some experience dealing with university
staff and faculty, and uh, these people were just super
nice everybody up there, and oh, welcome, and we're so
(26:19):
excited to have you.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And there's a reason I'm married a girl from Alabama.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, you know, it's the same same thing. I mean.
And Troy is a small town, like you know, probably
smaller than Dothan, I assume. I don't know, but I.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Think Dothan is big, a whole lot bigger. But you know,
Troy's kind of a college town. But if it's an
accepted student's day, if I had gone, it would have
been an accept us students gay, Well, what are you
doing here?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I couldn't. I couldn't be no more proud of her.
She got a full four year college scholarship, academic scholarship
plus STRM rooms plus meal plan. I let her mom
and I said, you know, she can't stay home and
go to f s U for that where she's got
prepaid college and right futures and all that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They're just wonder, can I trade one of my kids
for her?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
No, I've met your kids, Fred, and that's not a
fair trade. It's great for one of us.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But you know she a gun or something else.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, they probably they probably read over her application and
a probably application was tell us about your daddy, and
she did and was honest, and they said, well we will,
We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Give you funny. Funny, you've earned a scholarship. Funny you
should say that. You know who is what? What? Gun
company is based in Troy, Alabama, now, right Kimber Kimber
is there's there's they do internships for the for the
college that she's going in, which is she's going to
go to graphic design, and they're kind of morphing their
graphic design program into industrial design because they have things
(27:49):
like three D printers and lasers and stuff that they're
teaching classes on. And I told her, I said, you
see there, Kimber's right here in town. The guys like yeah,
it is, uh, you waiting on yours too, And I'm like,
I'm assuming he had one ordered. He's been waiting on
a special gun from Kimber And I'm like, no, I'm
just in the industry and I'm very familiar with design.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
One in the shape of a flower.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
JD going to class or the engraving artwork that they do.
So stuff, do the designs for that and get an internship.
I said, look, baby, you can be in the there
you go, so I'm excited for it. Gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I gotta pay from that.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, Unfortunately, we'll be right back.
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six thirteen forty and we're back. So Fred apparently has
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figured out how to game the system at the golf course.
So Fred has had another holy one on the fifteenth
of February. So is it the same hole, same course?
Is it the same course?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Not the same course? This was on the fly last
minute where you're taking me from Valentine's Day and Camp
Creek in over in Water Sound. That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I drove paid.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I think she did.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Uh trophy husband.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm sure it's that same pool of money. She's got
most of it anyway.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
She's uh silk stocking l and uh so you know,
we we go over and it included like a full
course meal which was really good by the way, and
around of golf and so it's a neat course. It's
a really nice course and uh have a nice driving
range and all that. So we you know, I wasn't
(30:43):
trying to play my best I mean, it was kind
of play.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You always try to play. Golf is the one sport
where you're playing against yourself friend, you always I would,
You're just having a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, I mean so, I mean I'd gone to the
little stores earlier that morning. Apparently Luke Bryan has a
cigar shop over there called the Shore Thing, and uh
so I bought it. You know, I was like, I'm
a joyous cigar while I'm out on the course today,
and and uh I think that's what caused it. But
so we get up to whole fourteen and whole fourteen
(31:16):
has is over the water.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's part three ball magnet. That's not water.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yea, that's exactly what that is. To say. She's I'm
like hey, I was second. Let me dig around his
bag and find an old ball that I found off of,
you know, in the woods somewhere, because I'm not going
to hit a nice ball.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Over the water.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You didn't hit the Lama ball, did you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I did not hit the Lama ball. And so she's
sitting right there and watching. Man, I'm just kind of
lining up. She's like, but you go, and I'm like
dangle second, trying to line up and hit the ball
over there, and it goes in. I'm like, son of
Buck and like, I can't believe that just happened again.
I mean, I'm I've got a like a high handicap.
(31:52):
I'm not the I'm not the guy you want on
your team. The odds of this happening are like one
in six minus or something like that. And this is
two in the span of four months.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
All right, Well, I'm gonna rub you on the head
before we leave here today for good luck, and you know,
maybe I'm I'm gonna go buy some lottery tickets or something.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So I mean, and I mean, I wasn't. That's the
last thing in the world I expected. And so you know,
I get in and they gave me a flag you know,
and put the things of Tom Fozzio of course, so
he signed the flag and uh, a nice little ward.
And I got this nasty ball that I gotta go.
I just can't wash it. I mean, you gotta, no.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You gotta leave it. You gotta leave it dirty and
cut up and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
And put it in a little case. And you know,
of course, my son, who has been playing for years
scratch golfer, he's he's not too happy with me, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He's.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Over it.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
So maybe one day you'll you'll achieve the level of
proficiency that's have at this game.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
On the way home, I stopped by the shore thing
and I got him a cigar just out here, so
I and take this out there and get you a
hold of one with a cigar. He didn't even smoke cigars, but.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Chew on it, chew on it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
But I think that's it's got to be what it was.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's got to be congratulation. That's that's. Uh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's tackle pick. Now I'm starting thinking not get another one.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I mean, you never know, it would never happen again. No,
it won't never happen again.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now I'll end up throwing the golf club in the lake.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I've done that. That's why I quick played golf. It's all.
Golf got expensive for me because I got I played
a lot of golf and got down to a pretty
low handicap and got to and I couldn't get any
better no matter how much I practiced, how much I played,
I stayed right there, like between six and eight handicap.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I can't get any worse.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And uh So, then then I would then, because I
was playing against myself, I would get mad and I
would break things over my knee and throw things into
the woods and the water or anything. No, just I
would break clubs. And and when it when it got
to the point I was having a reshaft the driver
bout every time, you know, about once a month, I'm
reshafting a driver because I just you know, bojacks in
(33:58):
it over my knee. I'm like, I'm done with golf.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have broken a couple of clubs. I mean, yeah,
I don't think you can say you're a golfer until
you've broken a club out of year frustration.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, I've damaged some other people's clubs just when people
first started taking me.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, but hitting the ground accidentally is not the same
thing as getting mad because you've made a bad shot.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No, No, that's that's basically what it was. Back in
the night when I was still at FSU and played
on the simmer Fsu golf course, I didn't. And here's
the thing is, you get into a sport like that,
which is why I've always been really sensitive to getting
people into the shooting sport, is because I understand how
there's barriers to entry if you're uncomfortable with the system,
(34:39):
knowing how to show up at a golf course and
proper editing and actually go get on the course. I mean,
to this day, if I'd have to walk in and
play stupid and that would be playing, I'd be stupid,
walk and listen. I want to play some golf. I
don't know what I'm doing, and people don't have the
balls figuratively to do that.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Literally you can.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Buy them at the pro shop. It's too much money
for it, but you don't you know, so to go there.
So I would. I would go to a driving range
and I would get I would What I would do
is I would get Kendall, who works for me in
the security company. He is an instructor and I'd say, hey,
take me and show me how not to look like
an idiot. Of course that would be an impossible task,
but but so it would take a real effort. So
(35:25):
it takes friends to say, hey, don't you want to
go do this? And no, I don't because I don't
have time, but if I did, so coming to a
gun range is very much the same thing. People will
show up and say I don't know what I'm doing,
and that's why we have videos and we have staff
that will help, and we do private lessons and we
do the same thing in the gun industry is that
(35:45):
people do in the golf industry, is that we will.
The difference is is you don't have to go run
a course behind her in front of a bunch of
people that look at you and judge you based on
the fact that you don't know what you're doing. Like
JD going down to the tallahasse a rifle and pistol
club shooting out shooting all the boys with the with
the shotgun with a commercial shot.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Field field grade field grade shot and j D search
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Speaker 1 (36:16):
You doing something? You know you're shooting? What are you
doing here. I'm just out shooting you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
If we run out of content, I think we all
to schedule a golf game for the three of us.
Maybe Paul you can go too. That'll give us enough
talk about for three months.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
You can go to Paul. Let me tell you Grants.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like you're talking like you're talking about I mean, sorry, Grant.
Grant plays golf.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Last time I hit a golf ball, I missed it
the first three times, and I finally hit it, went
through my legs, bounced off a man's ankle, and I
ain't doing back.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Bring my own equipment, becau. I'm gonna bring some compressed
there and a PVCI turned into the golf glove, cannon
ball cannon.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
We'll let you fishing in the in the in the mat.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I'll do that. They make golf club or golf ball
launchers that you put on the end of a rifle,
on the end of an AR fifteen, and you use
a blank's play like that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's because they make a they make like a gas launcher.
The same thing this that's just the converted version of that.
See that would be that to do is golf ball.
You sneak out to the golf course and you get
off in the woods, can't nobody see you. And then
when they're about to swing, and they swing in you
a troop and they look up and they see a
ball going higher and farther than there, and they going
(37:27):
what And they look at the people back behind this
again and then hide it in your bag and stand out.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
And go four. I do it.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
You'd use a foot wedge too. I've been oh, look
at that shot.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, you got to get the sequence right. You got
to make golway be so much more fun if it
became like a game of dodge golf and dodgef and
you got people playing from one direction and from the
other direction at the same time, and then you were
teeing off on the grid from one hole back at
the other one.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
And you've seen the videos where guys sneak up behind
somebody at the driving range with a shotgun and when
they hit the ball or chipping practice, and the I
think the Duck Dynasty did it, where they're out there hitting,
hitting the pitching wedge and somebody's got the shotgun behind
them and like pull.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You get your butt shot doing that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Now they make these balls. I saw them on the
internet that you hit it, and then after it when
you hit it it it triggers something in the ball.
Then it blows when it goes over the nice hundred
yards out.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
If you could make it a golf you know those
little little dog toys that's got to spin anything in
it that move around, got a squirrel tail, iris got.
If you could make a little golf ball had that
in there. They have the same weight feel.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
They make golf balls that are self correcting. If you
did keep you from hitting a slice or a hook
or whatever, that will will straighten itself out. They're not
legal to play with.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's not what I was playing with.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
You sure sure, Fred that you just grabbed any old ball,
look for the worst looking at you know, they make
a gyro stabilized. That technology exists. Wow, just like the
old What was those?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I can't where do you buy those?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Because I don't know, but I've seen them. I've seen
them in a like one of the you know the
magazines that you see on the airplanes, you know, and
I've seen them something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I got to get an airplane ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
You couldn't get me on airplane right now, just right now.
Too much ceiling that is going on, because.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
That's another story.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
We'll be back.
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See and so I'm gonna do something a little different
on the show. Editing for the YouTube channel, we are
actually going to implement several different media platforms and we're
going to start using some software to slice these things
up into shorts. I've been seeing a bunch of that stuff,
talked to some people and know it works. I tried
(41:03):
it in here. It's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
You start doing TikTok dances on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It won't be any it won't be any TikTok dances,
but there will be an effort to get more of
this out there.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
So I had to walk out of that. I had
to walk out of that meeting. No, they was in
there talking to Matt and and Chris and do it
brainstorm and all this this TikToker and uh.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I thought that was closed down, nomping them opening it
back up again.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there imagining Charlie doing TikTok dances
and I'm going this, I don't want no part of this.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
And no, you may see some critters or something on there, but.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
The are they going to be doing TikTok dances? I
want to say, I want a video that turkey whooping
your tail that's what I want.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That turkeyhurst that turkey hates me.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Well, let's just go ahead and get me don a
the whole, get done at the hole the camera actually
got it in the pen, and make it happen, captain.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Now man I put. I had a piece of plastic
in front of the day. I'm pushing him away from him,
saying go in there and get one of the chickens.
Laid the egg on the ground instead of in the
egg box. And she's doing it. I think she's ambushed.
She's setting it up for the ambush, or he's getting
them out and setting them there as a trap. Because
I go, I get out, I pull the electric fence
back and I go in there and I go into
the coop to get it, and then he tries to
(42:23):
ambush me. And so I took a piece of that
core plast a plastic campaign signed we using from target backers,
and I had a piece and I was kind of
shoeing him away, and I guess he got mad because
he couldn't get to me, and he bowed up and
flapped his wings. That can hurt you, the wing, and
he spurred me and poked a three or four inch
gash through that plastic with uh, and he really doesn't
(42:43):
have to. He's gonna be a turkey dinner, is what's
gonna Because the first time I told my why she
goes we're not getting rid of him, I said. The
first time he draws blood, I'm gonna kill him right.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
There, just wring his neck.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
No cruelty when it's a turkey, says a game raised
for food.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Fred's got a question, see that, propect perplexed?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Did Orwell write Animal Farm? Is that who that was?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Uh, George Orwell?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
You're asking us a literary reference.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, because I'm thinking this is like the red neck
version of Orwell's Animal Farm and otherwise known as a
foul conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, mister Google over there. He used to look at
Google all smart but hand so No, I'm I'm this
is this is. I got eggs and incubator because I
couldn't find the ones I wanted. I got some eggs
and incubator. I picked up something from the local source here.
I got some black copper morans that lay a copper
(43:42):
chocolate colored shoved egg, and then I got some cream
leg bar a rooster, and then I got some ship
Shetland Shetland hens that lay a blue wher it's anyway,
I'm I don't know. My wife thinks some crazy It
ain't about the price of eggs. For all, you gonna
spend more money raising chickens and getting eggs than you
(44:03):
ever will buying eggs. I don't care if they're fifteen
dollars a dozen. It costs more money to raise them.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
But you when you want them.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
But I got I got a three dozen eggs sitting
there I was, and if I'd had time, I'd have
brought some more end of day.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
But there is nothing like fresh fresh eggs that have
never been refrigerated. That yeah, fresh eggs, unwashed you washing
the yoa, that just totally tastes so much better.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Depending And the thing is is now nothing shows up
on my when I'm scrolling through Facebook and all those things,
and all that's half of us. It was bird dogs,
and now it's chickens and pigs and pigs, and not
so far I've managed to I found one pig to
uh to buy at a reasonable price, a guilt that
(44:47):
hadn't had pigs yet, female coony, coony, And then I've
got a friend of ours is gonna give me one
that he's bred one time, had bread one time, and
had pigs. And then I think I on a couple
more sorcers out there, and if I can't get my
fence put up here, the next couple of weeks, you're
gonna see some hogs something the strictly speaking again.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Speaking of hogs, you've been catching some hogs this week?
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yeah, you know, the fishing has been very good. Do
we had this last coal front come through. The crappy
bite has been exceptional.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And Jad I was going to ask you, have you
ever you ere a fish for cropping.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
On the bed with menace?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Have you done that? Growing up?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
No, we were We did not do a lot of
crappie fishing or socle a fishing or specil perch fishing
when I was a kid. We just didn't. I don't
know why. I think because we you know, my grandparents
would uh. They liked fish that you could freeze, that
you go out and catch a mess and put them in.
I have never I've always been told that they don't freeze.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Well, I always heard that.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Ida man I took last a couple of weeks ago,
caught a bunch of crappy that they're in the food
service business, he told me. And everybody I asked about this,
they said, I've never done that. But take them crappy
or whatever fish it is, don't wash the slime off,
freeze the whole guts and everything. They'll keep up to
six months. You thaw them out, it'll be just like
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you just call them, clean them right there and you
need them. I've never heard have you ever heard of
anything like that, Jake.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I know because that's for when we got to the
house after fishing. Was the hide, the hide the scales
and the guts come off of them, that's right. And
my grandparents would save milk jugs and cut the top
out of them, like Charlie says, they ole milk gallon
milk judge, cut the top off, leave the handle on.
It was a method to where you cut fill that
thing up with water and fish and freeze them in
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the water and they stay. They keep them a long
time like that too.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
They used to be a bottom of our freezer at
the house.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
It's just yeah, Crappie fishing has been exceptional, and the
bass fishing has been really good too. There's a bunch
of fishmen spawning. I think it was like, what it
takes twenty five pounds. When there was a college tournament
a week ago on Friday.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
And another the high school tournament, the big biggest bag
I saw was twenty one twenty two pounds. So I
don't know what college college did.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
We just had this last coal front that kind of
backed them off, but they's fixing it.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
That time of yeah, I was wondering that this this
coal that we just had and that that that slowed
them down.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
On the basket backed them off a little bit. But
starting tomorrow, I think as we go forward, going warmer,
Sunday evening might be a good time to shoot out.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
And it sure will be all this week coming up.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
So let me say this, did you ever do you
ever troll for these crappy with perch with with beetlespins that.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
No, I don't troll for them. Now they're up shallow spawning,
so I mainly I'm actually using liscup to find them
and then throwing minutes to them. You can throw the
men over there and watch a fish slowly rise up
to the mouth say hey, folks, your court fixing to
go hundred, and then it just so.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, okay, where are you getting a minute just catching them.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
That's a that's a secret mina.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
He's been asking me at he's been asking me a
lot of questions about about about keeping minas and how
to we used to keep them here and it's it's it's.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
I get some menas from down there on at Wingots
they are at ease, and now they have them.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And down there on Lake talquing.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
On is it two sixty seven that runs down llow Quincy.
The uh have taken the mask place right there. They
got them big about an inch and a half.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You get the silver ones or you get the gold ones.
Huh they got gold gold ones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
You just put a hook in what between the lips or.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yep, brought between the lips. Yeah, you don't want to
stick it too far back. You'll stick it right there
to brain kill them.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
That is the fact. You get them in the lips,
not the head.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I want to kill unless their croppy are really if
you're dragging them out, you can put them.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
You don't matter how can you kill them. Let's still
come in it.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
All right, So you just put it through the lip let.
Me sit there and wiggle around.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
And the way you cast it.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
You've got to just lob it out.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
There and you'll sling him off, you'll pull his lips
left the men.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I go one hundred feet out there, little.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Right now, four six six at the six at the
smallest and for it the biggest.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
And I've been getting some with the size too. But uh,
I tell you what, using that, using that jig, just
going to a sixteenth thounce upshall and just kind of
hopping it around.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Man two bigger than a six, yes, yes, yeah, okay,
so you want the.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Not a two number.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
That.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Oh it's confusing. It's all getting you know.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
You said you got to sit there and look at him. Yeah,
to figure out that the two who came up with
that idea. Yeah, it goes back all again. Then then
size too, and it goes like wire.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
It comes from the wire industry, like electrical wire. The bigger,
the bigger the gauge, the the or the higher the number,
the smaller the wire. Maybe sixteen sixteen gauge wire is
tiny compared to ten gauge or eight games.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Maybe that explains why we on drugs wired because it
don't make a bit of sense.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
I don't know, friend, I wouldn't have gone that direction.
Only you're you're you're interrupted brain there.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I don't know if you did what I did for
the living all day, your brain would be out of
whack too.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Go fishing, fro.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
You just sometimes you just need to go he hit
a hold of one or fishing, go shoot something. Yeah,
I mean I need to go shoot something. I mean
that's that Matt tried to get me to go to
the rains this morning. In the shoot.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
It helps. They just you know, destroyed something.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
That just well, I get enjoyment out of shooting, and
you know, I just don't get to do a lot
of it them.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I look around to Fridays every every week. I could
come in here actually talk to normal people.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
If I if I could go watch you play golf,
I would, I would. It would be like watching Dwarf,
you know, just Tim Tim Conway. You look so much
like Tim Conway that it's uncanny sometimes. And then when
I think about you on a golf course.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
To missus Norwegians over.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Water, anybody, anybody doesn't know what dorf. If you you're
you're this.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Narration, there's there's a there's a VHS Dwarf on golf.
There was a whole like hour long video of him,
but that.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Favorite nineteen eighty seven film Dowarf On dwarf on Golf
thirty song, It's worth looking up on.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
The midget wife there to elephants.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
What about this ship the ball with a gun, We
need to try that.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Let's try that, all right, see y'all next week, all right,
And welcome to the Town Outdoor Show. I'm Charlie, I'm
j D.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And I'm I'm Captain Paul turn and I'm Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Congratulations JD gets to go pay for a wedding. Just whatever,
whatever you pay for this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Here's the father of his son.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
His son, Justin's getting married this weekend. Congratulations to Justin.
And congratulations Justin and his first wife.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh no, don't just don't ask.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We shouldn't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I am so the death for my son and his wife,
and I wish them all the best.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, she's she's like a prize. I mean, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, that's why he guaran taste. That's why you're married.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He's a good looking. He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He's you know, he is a fine young man. He is,
and I'm proud for him.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And he's the funny part about it is he's getting
married about four miles as the crow flies through the
woods from the house I grew up in. There you
go in Mount Pleasant, Florida. All the places they could
have got married. Both of them live in Tallahassee or
they're from Tallahassee. Of all the places they went to
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Mount Pleasant, five miles through the woods from where I
grew up. So that's because they were I probably poached
on the land that h that there, that that's part
of the wedding venue over there at some point in
time in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm almost sure I have it'll be a pleasant marriage.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mount Mountain Pleasant. Yes, that's what happened to Mount Pleasant
Pleasant things.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I mean, he's I mean I tried to dissuade him
from getting married when we had a chance to go
hunting with him too long ago. Explain to him, you
know you're gonna get You're gonna get a little bit overweight,
You're gonna lose your hair, your blood pressure is gonna
go up.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He won't lose his hair. Did you see that He
won't lose his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, Genetically speaking, he has a very very low probability
of losing his hair.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, I didn't think I was gonna lose mine either,
and I got married.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You saw him, I mean, he's got my hair from
high school, which is good. Could have you know when
I was in high school my hair wasn't always quite obviously,
but it started turning that way in my early twenties.
But you could have used my head as a pot scrubber,
because it's like thick, thick, coarse hair.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I came across some old pictures not long ago from
f SUPD and from us hanging out together, and you, yeah,
your hair has definitely changed color. Oh it has turned
that silver. Mind just turned completely loose, But yours has
turned that silver color. I mean, we went two different directions.
But my brother, seeing my family, I was I knew
(02:34):
I was going. My poor son, he's he's gonna leave,
you know, I already told him. I said, son, I
hate to hurt you feelings, but you better enjoy it.
The girls think you're cute. Now there's a window. Better
grow up fast and start making a lot of money
because the looks they're going just like mine. To just
just be responsible, working that deep boys, that relaxing way
(02:57):
about your years. You have other attributes that we can
work on, but it ain't gonna be your hair. And
you'll you'll always have a lot of hair, it just
won't always be on top of your head.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I didn't that well so until but my brother, somehow
or another has his his bangs like the temples of
his hair up here at the corner of his head
almost touch his eyebrows. I mean, I was like, how
did you? And you know, how did where? I mean,
it's it's almost like, man, what because I look at
(03:30):
him and I go, where does one stop? He's this
little gap in between the two I mean, and he's
he's this dark haired, serious guy. I mean way more yeah,
way more successful than me. But my stories are a
lot funnier. So you know, there's that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I didn't start realizing I was going to lose my
hair until the old man decided we needed to take
up scuba diving as a family, and I went diving
with him, and I thought I was a sea fan,
but it wasn't. It was his comb over that was.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
My man, did you come up out to the water?
Was something on your head? And when it goes talk
about wild critters. I'm driving over I'm driving over here
a little while ago, and I drove the last trip
half the trip getting here on half of my driver's
seats because I'm driving down you know, I ain't scared
of spiders. I ain't scared spiders. Something bothered me out
I am I'm driving down the road and out of
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the corner my eye right here in my glasses, I
see that. You see those big models of Tarantula's big
black fuzzy legg there's a one inch version of that
that just drops off right there where the visor is
just and I just see this thing floating down, just
a steady, floating speed all the way down. And I
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keep a car camera on in there looking forward, and
you see me jump over by the half of lane.
I mean, I didn't squeal like a girl or nothing,
but I made a noise I don't normally make. And
I'm like, what in the world. And it went down
but between.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
My legs and lord, between living and the door.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And so I gave it little room and I'm like,
that's okay. And so I'm over there and I'm not
calling the wife going you know, you know, I ain't
scared of spiders, but this one's got me cornered. I
don't know what it is, and I've never seen one like.
I got the flashlight out there when I got here,
and I'm looking everywhere. It's still in there.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Boy, And you go back and come back, well.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean, it's for its on safety.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't want to gave you that zone thing back didn't. I.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh, I don't know if I'll kill a spider or not,
but it'll kill you if you get in there. How
much time we got granted? Oh yeah, okay, good. So
the funniest spider story the funny and j D will
get this one funniest spider story I remember I ever
saw where I was present for it. Do you remember
Chris Chase, Well, Chris worked at FSU Police and then
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the Lee County Shriff's office and I got anyway, we
used to hang out together when we were doing the
bicycle patrol back in the day at FSU. We started
to bake patrol and and and Chris was in the
mountain biking some of us were. Chris and I used
to go ride mountain bikes. We go out in the
forest do stuff like that. Well, we're riding along. Now
you gotta picture Chris. Now Chris, Chris worked out, he
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was on the swate team and all this stuff. And
we get out on the bicycle to the mountain bikes
and he wed his little spandex tay shorts and stuff
like that, and anyway, of course, so we're riding through
the forest and we look down in this hole and
we in between these trees, and we see a bottom
down there, like a sink hole or something. And he goes, he, amen,
let's ride down there, see what's down there. I said,
(06:30):
all right, And so he took off and starts going
down the hill. And I used to following him, and
I have seen several mishaps and they are funny. And
I see him just riding. A picture of guy riding
down a hill on a mountain bike and then all
of a sudden, he just takes his hands off the wheel,
off the bars. And you ain't see people ride, you know,
with no hands on the on the that's that's not unusual,
(06:52):
But down a forty five degree slope, that's unusual. I
see his hands come off and all of a sudden,
you have ever seen a duck trying to get up
off the water when they start flapping. I see f
F F F F F, and he's going ah. And
what happened was he run through a spider web. He
ran through one of the big old but now there's
light of the webs and you could see the stuff
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going and just stretching, and so he and normally, you know,
when you ride like that, you ride vertical and all
of a sudden, he goes to a little bit of
a less than ninety degrees eighty sixty forty five all
the way down to wham, and it looked like just
stuff everywhere leaves briars. He jumps up, and you figure
he's gonna jump up and go man, did you see that? No,
he jumps up and he's doing the spider dance.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ninja kills the light of web now and he showed.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Running around and screaming, and I thought, I thought, you know,
that was before all the crazy drugs were him. I
thought something had got on him, he got the spirit
or something. And of course, you know, I slide up
there nice and cool, Hey man, what's going on? He
was a spider And I just laughed and I laughed
(07:58):
and I laughed and goes, ah, you know is still
on me, and that's right there, and then he starts
all over again. But you can't get a spider web
off of you, and everybody don't care who you are.
Everybody freaks out from a spider web, and it's funny.
And if I had had a go cam or whatever
are on the bicycle, I would be filthy rich right now,
because that was so fun.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I remember many mornings walking into the swamp to go
shoot wood dug roost or something and walking into a
spider web. Them old they called crab spiders shell spiders.
Crab spiders like a crab, yeah, And they make a
giant web for a little bitty spider. And you walk
through those things in the pitch dark, you or maybe
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one little incandescent bulb flashlight that you're trying to find
the you know, find the pond where you want to
set up shoot wood ducks. And you get one of
the things on you, and it don't matter how much
of it you get off, that spider is still on
you somewhere because you didn't see him leave.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And there's still that spider every time I drive my
truck for the next month. That's the list man of
a spider. It ain't but nothing beats. So there's ones
in South Dakota, though, that climbed up.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
And didn't freaked me out?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What now the South?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What happened that climbed up?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You gotta tell that one before you well, I got
before I forget speaking spandac shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
This is a spider, this is this is a spider segment.
And then we're gonna do the spantak sorts, and we
were reminded.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I was going to tell you how much I enjoyed
that sausage that you that you were giving us a
couple of weeks ago, and that stuff was really good.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
He makes good something. It was very good.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm glad you enjoyed my sausage. A lot of a
lot of work into that.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I mean I even went to the store and got
some some Carolina Reaper cheese put on with it, and
then had it on your heart and that stuff. I'm
very impressed, and I hope you bring me some more
of it. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I probably will. I don't know how you at. We'll
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meeting for the marrying a band last night. My wife, Hey,
(10:55):
I got to stay late. The shrif's office got blah
blah blah. I don't know what you said on those
I had to go to this meeting. So I showed
up to the meet and walked in, sat down apparently,
and I didn't know this. They're going to Disney for
spring break. I wonder why we weren't as a family
doing anything. It's because she's going to Disney with the band.
And I'm like, okay, that's what we what do we?
(11:16):
Uh uh, don't put me on the spot with stuff
like that. What does Squidward play the cornet clarinet clarinet. Yeah, yeah,
that's what she played. Because my pet name for now Squidward.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So uhm, I she's really good.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I mean, she didn't play, and she didn't play as
a freshman. She was on the flat cort, the honor
guard or whatever it is were you twirl the flags
and pick them up at a couple of times a
game and all that stuff, and and she was in that,
and I was just glad to see her get out
of her shell. The next year she comes home. I
hear this god awful sound coming from the back of
the house, and I'm thinking, you know, we didn't have
turkeys in so I didn't know what it was. And
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next thing you know, she's in and she's the section
leader and she's really good musical. Apparently when my father
did he was he played in a band, and so
I digress. So I'm sitting there in the in the
parent meeting and I'm listening and they're talking about, Okay,
so we're going out on the bus and we're gonna
do this, and we get off the bus and you
(12:17):
go straight to Universal Studios. Don't get in your luggage,
don't do this, don't do that, And that's it's and
I'm looking around there talking about the chaperons, and this
the chaperon's at and I say, okay, chaperons, we want
you to at least in the mornings when we go
to park. We need you at least stay with the kids,
preferably you don't have to, preferably until they get to
the park as a group, and at least you can
say I saw them get to the park before they
(12:38):
go on their separate ways. And I'm like, what you're
going you men, you're not holding my hands and my
daughter's hand the whole time there there. I mean, I'm
I'm like, my wife signed the permission slip so.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Word about nobody to get the gun into Universal Studios.
They won't let me in, will hardly let me in
with a with a metal hip.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So well, I'm just I'm just it was. It was
a bit of a shock there for a second. And
then as I looked around the room and by herself, Charlie,
I know, but this is my little girl, my little girl.
The she's sixteen, seventeen, just turned seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
You worried about her, were Disney World and chaperon. Yeah,
I'm glad you were, my dad.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I worry about it because of people like you. The buck.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm not going to be when you were when.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You were seventeen and today.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
That's what I worried about him, A concern.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I worry about the career. Fred's out there, just you know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, usually they won't to let me within five
hundred yards of effects there.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I hope she has a good time, I really do.
You know. I don't think she realizes how fortunate is
The first two daughters suffered through all the bad years
of daddy trying to get by and make things happen
and working around the clock and doing all that. And
you know, thank god, my wife came in and help
get me on the on the straight and narrow and
the right path. And so my second batch of children
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have had it way better. So you know, my apologies
to the first two. You know, that's what happens. When
I was saying, marriages generally way better than the first one,
that's a rule I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean, I guess I'll let you know when it happens.
I don't think it's going to.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There won't be a third for me if this one
doesn't work out. One, she'll probably kill me. But I
ain't doing nothing wrong. And if she does something wrong,
I'm pretty forgiven.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm like, you know, whatever my wife was to say
today that she was leaving, I would go pack my
suit case and ask her where are we going? Get
rid of me? That easy? I don't been there, done that,
got the T shirt. It was not fun.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Me and my wife were early in our relationship. We
would go by, like for Christmas, we go we gonna
get a new TV. For Christmas. We woun't buy individual gifts.
We would go buy something big for us. And every
time we'd make a big investment. Of course, back then
the TV was an investment. Now it's like you know,
just what what which one you want? And it's just
we've finally gotten where, you know, we're a little more comfortable.
(15:12):
It used to be all right, so is this your
TV or my TV? Because you know, everyone was, uh,
is this your car?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And my car?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It was it was you know, we had it brought
a suburban one time, and just through the buying it
and this and that and the other thing, paying it off,
putting it ended up in my name, but it was hers,
And I think that was something until we sold it,
about it two months ago. We had it for over
ten years, twelve years, something like that. I didn't say it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You didn't say decade.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, I didn't. The goodness, I'm trying to be considered
of you today because I know you're under a lot
of stress.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know, if if you're gonna buy an asset like that,
a car, you know, I always put it in your
wife's name and your name. That way, it passes outside
of probate. If something happens to you and it doesn't
go into your state.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
For you, I forget you sometime, your attorney.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Every now and then I play one on TV.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But is that good advice?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Or is that your that's that's good advice? That one
actually so so.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
We saw that car. We bought a car not too
long ago for the young and for my daughter that's
going to college in the fall. And and the guys like,
whose name do you want? You want both of your
names on the registration?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Y y?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You said, yeah, he goes, well which one do you
want first? I was like, it matters, absolutely not. They
were all sensitive about, oh, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Want to put it out, you want to put an
or in there? Yeah, or yeah, yeah, So you know
JD or or any then.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You then you can do something or she can do
something right, but it doesn't require both of you to
sign correct.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So you know, you get you know, spider kills you
on the way home.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I will tell you right now, if that spider, a
big old Harry spider, had a had a done what
they've done, I'd be calling my insurance agent because I
would have a total truck. My grandma, who she died,
she was in her eighties when she passed away, and
she was driving right up until the last maybe year
of her life. True, had always had an Osmobile car.
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She'd drive that thing. She had a brand new Ozmobile
Low Miley delt eighty eight and she had moved over
here and moved in with my mom, and uh, anyway,
she got hankering to go somewhere one day and she
had been gone. I was over at the house for
some reason another and she had been gone along and
got a call at the house from my grandma had
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wrecked the car and totaled it. I mean just totaled
her car. And it was on some little side street.
She was going to visit somebody or something and it
wasn't like she was out in the bunch of traffic,
And it wasn't long. She hadn't been gone to the
house long. We got it. We loaded up in the
car and went over there. And what happened, Mama? She goes, well,
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it was a nice day, and I had the windows down,
and I was driving down the street, and I looked
down and there was a wasp, a wasp on my
own arm. And she went to swatting at that wasp
and forgot it and forgot about driving, and run off
the road, running into a parked car on the side
of the road. She made it only wreck she had
in you know, sixty five seven or however long she
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had been driving. The one wreck she had totally car
out over a wash. I said, I looked at her,
and you'd had to know my grandma.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
She was.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
She was quite humorous. She was free, and you could
you could pick at her, you know, she'd get tickled
about stuff for great sense of humor. And I looked
at her and I said, I bet next time you
let that thing sting you. She goes, you know, I went.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
My brother tried to kill me over a grasshopper one
time when I was about seventeen. I was driving my
f one fifty jacked up with my homemade lift kitty
and driving in from down in Dry Creek, taking him
to school and going to school. And I'm driving up
right in front of the coys there south of Mariana,
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and there's a railroad track, and there was a railroad.
There was a train on the track. It's a railroad train.
We know it's a railroad train as it was on
the railroad track. So and I'm looking at this old
Andrews radiator shop right there, and we was kind of
backed up a little bit, and all of a sudden,
Wes is sitting over there, and Wes just jumps up
and s makes some noise, and something came from him
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and went right in my face, and it was going
and I could know what it was, and it was
one of them big old green grasshoppers that had been
on him, and he swatted it off in my face,
and it distracted me just long enough to realize to
where I did not realize that all the traffic in
front of me was sitting still. And so I took
that and you had that seventy nine forward with the
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two little upright bumper things on the front of the bumper,
so it looked like it in case you bump into something. Yeah,
Well they ain't for bumping into nothing. Because when I
hit the back of that old sixty something forward in
front of me, his truck didn't ben, but my truck did.
My truck. That thing spread out. I'm sitting there. So
I went to the ag shop that day and Wiley
(20:07):
Barnes was an old Alabama football player who become one
of our football coaches there, and I went in the
back and he said, take those things off, and so
I took the boats off, and you got these little
chrome things all spread out. He said, give me that
rubber hammer boy over there, and set it on top
of the table and he said hit it, and said,
I'm trying to hit it. I ain't many. He said,
give me that hammer, and he hits it about three
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times and straightens it out, hits the other one about
three times, straightens it out, go back and bolt it
back on the truck and put the little rubber strip
back on there, and it's like nothing ever happened, all
over it, all over a grasshopper.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I hadn't met a car yet that I hadn't crashed.
I miss Judge Fleury's wedding because I crashed a car.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm sure Teresa wasn't upset about now.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now, as a matter of fact, I had crashed a
car earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Relief across the congregation. It's not coming.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, I had crashed a car earlier that week and
had a rental car, and it was time to go
to the wedding. And so when I got in the
rental car to go to the wedding and backed into
the babysitters car with the rental car, and I got
some mad about it. I just went inside and started pouting,
and I missed the wedding.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I heard the story about when my parents got married.
Apparently they were they got married and they was like
a five or six car loads of their friends and
they were all going to Panama City to the beach
after the wedding. They got married there in Chattooche and
they're all hitded in a you know, going for the
for whatever. I guess they're taking their friends on the honeymoon.
And they was all hitded down there, and somehow another
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managed to hit what like the second or third car
hit a buzzard. Oh God, that come through the windshield.
The party when the buzzard comes through your windshield is
that I don't know it's buzzard on the side of
the road. I guess decided when it was.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I mean, what are the odds of them hitting the.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Buzzer blizzard coming about? Like the odds of getting another
hole one?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right? Yeah, listen two hundred percent for I hit a
hood al one night going to town in my Toyota
two wheel drive pickup truck in high school.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I didn't kill him, but no.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I was driving out a dirt road and I had
a sliding window in the back. I kept it open summertime,
and I there conditioning when it was the road of
window down, let it flow through. And I'm driving down
the road and this hoodile comes up, flies across the
road and I hit it with the windshield and it
flew up in the air, and I'm like, oh, man,
I sure feel bad about that. And I slowed down
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and changed gears, manual looking rear view mirror, and that
hootio was in that gap in the rear window, flying
in the vacuum there just sitting.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
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go back.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh well we can talk about Well, we talk about
Fred's holding one that he got another another one you need,
you must have had up.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Let's let's do that on the Tallahassee segment so people
locally can can realize that's fully crappy. Is it comes
in here with anyway, we'll we'll do that on the
next segment because the Tallahassee folks can't hear this one
unless they're streaming, and we need to give Fred his due.
But so I went, I was in Uh, I was
in Dothan. I got to do some of the neighborhoods
in Dothan the other day. Uh just delivering some quail
(24:11):
up there. And it's a somebody made a comment on
Facebook and I had to agree with it because I've
said it before. Then the comment was, I've been to Dothan,
I've been to Tallahassee. It's kind of and the people
in Dothan are just so much nicer businesses than they
are in Tallahassee. And people are just so much more
(24:32):
polite around Dothan. And then all these comments coming in, well,
that's the true South Tallahassee's got all his imports, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Of inputs, and if you go to old Tallahashe business,
you know, like the South side, more go there.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, but the thing is that there's there's there's there's
so much more. Tallahassee has changed a whole lot more
than a place like doth Yeah. I mean everybody everywhere
has changed. I live in Marianna. I can tell you
it has changed a lot in my lifetime because I
left for twenty five thirty years and went back and
it's but it's still kind of the same, but it's
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just different. It's there's less business and more issues, but
there's you know, but Dothan mainly just tell you.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Earlier this week, we took a man to my daughter
that's she's going going to be going to be going
to Troy Troy University.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She's going to go She's.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Gonna go to Troy's love that And we went up
there Monday. They had accepted students uh day, and we
went up there and went around the campus actually went
to the.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Campus is nice.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's gorgeous, beautiful campus that has grown and new buildings everywhere,
and there's there's still a lot of construction and stuff
going on. So it's but uh, I could not get over.
We had one of the professors in the college that
she's going to be going to that actually will be.
She will be taking classes for this guy. And he's
sat and talked to the small group. There's like five
kids and the parents that that are that what he
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from her, what degree she's going to seek. He was
sitting there talking and I couldn't get over how nice
everybody at that university. Having worked at FSU for fourteen years,
I've got some I've got some experience dealing with university
staff and faculty, and uh, these people were just super
nice everybody up there, and oh, welcome, and we're so
(26:19):
excited to have you.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And there's a reason I'm married a girl from Alabama.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, you know, it's the same same thing. I mean.
And Troy is a small town, like you know, probably
smaller than Dothan, I assume. I don't know, but I.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Think Dothan is big, a whole lot bigger. But you know,
Troy's kind of a college town. But if it's an
accepted student's day, if I had gone, it would have
been an accept us students gay, Well, what are you
doing here?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I couldn't. I couldn't be no more proud of her.
She got a full four year college scholarship, academic scholarship
plus STRM rooms plus meal plan. I let her mom
and I said, you know, she can't stay home and
go to f s U for that where she's got
prepaid college and right futures and all that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They're just wonder, can I trade one of my kids
for her?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
No, I've met your kids, Fred, and that's not a
fair trade. It's great for one of us.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But you know she a gun or something else.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, they probably they probably read over her application and
a probably application was tell us about your daddy, and
she did and was honest, and they said, well we will,
We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Give you funny. Funny, you've earned a scholarship. Funny you
should say that. You know who is what? What? Gun
company is based in Troy, Alabama, now, right Kimber Kimber
is there's there's they do internships for the for the
college that she's going in, which is she's going to
go to graphic design, and they're kind of morphing their
graphic design program into industrial design because they have things
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like three D printers and lasers and stuff that they're
teaching classes on. And I told her, I said, you
see there, Kimber's right here in town. The guys like yeah,
it is, uh, you waiting on yours too, And I'm like,
I'm assuming he had one ordered. He's been waiting on
a special gun from Kimber And I'm like, no, I'm
just in the industry and I'm very familiar with design.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
One in the shape of a flower.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
JD going to class or the engraving artwork that they do.
So stuff, do the designs for that and get an internship.
I said, look, baby, you can be in the there
you go, so I'm excited for it. Gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I gotta pay from that.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, Unfortunately, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
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I'm j D. Johnson. Both Charlie and I use the
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six thirteen forty and we're back. So Fred apparently has
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figured out how to game the system at the golf course.
So Fred has had another holy one on the fifteenth
of February. So is it the same hole, same course?
Is it the same course?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Not the same course? This was on the fly last
minute where you're taking me from Valentine's Day and Camp
Creek in over in Water Sound. That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I drove paid.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I think she did.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Uh trophy husband.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm sure it's that same pool of money. She's got
most of it anyway.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
She's uh silk stocking l and uh so you know,
we we go over and it included like a full
course meal which was really good by the way, and
around of golf and so it's a neat course. It's
a really nice course and uh have a nice driving
range and all that. So we you know, I wasn't
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trying to play my best I mean, it was kind
of play.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You always try to play. Golf is the one sport
where you're playing against yourself friend, you always I would,
You're just having a good time.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, I mean so, I mean I'd gone to the
little stores earlier that morning. Apparently Luke Bryan has a
cigar shop over there called the Shore Thing, and uh
so I bought it. You know, I was like, I'm
a joyous cigar while I'm out on the course today,
and and uh I think that's what caused it. But
so we get up to whole fourteen and whole fourteen
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has is over the water.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's part three ball magnet. That's not water.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yea, that's exactly what that is. To say. She's I'm
like hey, I was second. Let me dig around his
bag and find an old ball that I found off of,
you know, in the woods somewhere, because I'm not going
to hit a nice ball.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Over the water.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You didn't hit the Lama ball, did you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I did not hit the Lama ball. And so she's
sitting right there and watching. Man, I'm just kind of
lining up. She's like, but you go, and I'm like
dangle second, trying to line up and hit the ball
over there, and it goes in. I'm like, son of
Buck and like, I can't believe that just happened again.
I mean, I'm I've got a like a high handicap.
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I'm not the I'm not the guy you want on
your team. The odds of this happening are like one
in six minus or something like that. And this is
two in the span of four months.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
All right, Well, I'm gonna rub you on the head
before we leave here today for good luck, and you know,
maybe I'm I'm gonna go buy some lottery tickets or something.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So I mean, and I mean, I wasn't. That's the
last thing in the world I expected. And so you know,
I get in and they gave me a flag you know,
and put the things of Tom Fozzio of course, so
he signed the flag and uh, a nice little ward.
And I got this nasty ball that I gotta go.
I just can't wash it. I mean, you gotta, no.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You gotta leave it. You gotta leave it dirty and
cut up and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
And put it in a little case. And you know,
of course, my son, who has been playing for years
scratch golfer, he's he's not too happy with me, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He's.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Over it.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
So maybe one day you'll you'll achieve the level of
proficiency that's have at this game.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
On the way home, I stopped by the shore thing
and I got him a cigar just out here, so
I and take this out there and get you a
hold of one with a cigar. He didn't even smoke cigars, but.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Chew on it, chew on it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
But I think that's it's got to be what it was.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's got to be congratulation. That's that's. Uh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's tackle pick. Now I'm starting thinking not get another one.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I mean, you never know, it would never happen again. No,
it won't never happen again.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now I'll end up throwing the golf club in the lake.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I've done that. That's why I quick played golf. It's all.
Golf got expensive for me because I got I played
a lot of golf and got down to a pretty
low handicap and got to and I couldn't get any
better no matter how much I practiced, how much I played,
I stayed right there, like between six and eight handicap.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I can't get any worse.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And uh So, then then I would then, because I
was playing against myself, I would get mad and I
would break things over my knee and throw things into
the woods and the water or anything. No, just I
would break clubs. And and when it when it got
to the point I was having a reshaft the driver
bout every time, you know, about once a month, I'm
reshafting a driver because I just you know, bojacks in
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it over my knee. I'm like, I'm done with golf.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have broken a couple of clubs. I mean, yeah,
I don't think you can say you're a golfer until
you've broken a club out of year frustration.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, I've damaged some other people's clubs just when people
first started taking me.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, but hitting the ground accidentally is not the same
thing as getting mad because you've made a bad shot.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No, No, that's that's basically what it was. Back in
the night when I was still at FSU and played
on the simmer Fsu golf course, I didn't. And here's
the thing is, you get into a sport like that,
which is why I've always been really sensitive to getting
people into the shooting sport, is because I understand how
there's barriers to entry if you're uncomfortable with the system,
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knowing how to show up at a golf course and
proper editing and actually go get on the course. I mean,
to this day, if I'd have to walk in and
play stupid and that would be playing, I'd be stupid,
walk and listen. I want to play some golf. I
don't know what I'm doing, and people don't have the
balls figuratively to do that.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Literally you can.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Buy them at the pro shop. It's too much money
for it, but you don't you know, so to go there.
So I would. I would go to a driving range
and I would get I would What I would do
is I would get Kendall, who works for me in
the security company. He is an instructor and I'd say, hey,
take me and show me how not to look like
an idiot. Of course that would be an impossible task,
but but so it would take a real effort. So
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it takes friends to say, hey, don't you want to
go do this? And no, I don't because I don't
have time, but if I did, so coming to a
gun range is very much the same thing. People will
show up and say I don't know what I'm doing,
and that's why we have videos and we have staff
that will help, and we do private lessons and we
do the same thing in the gun industry is that
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people do in the golf industry, is that we will.
The difference is is you don't have to go run
a course behind her in front of a bunch of
people that look at you and judge you based on
the fact that you don't know what you're doing. Like
JD going down to the tallahasse a rifle and pistol
club shooting out shooting all the boys with the with
the shotgun with a commercial shot.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Field field grade field grade shot and j D search
shooting circle painted shotgun and yeah, are.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You doing something? You know you're shooting? What are you
doing here. I'm just out shooting you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
If we run out of content, I think we all
to schedule a golf game for the three of us.
Maybe Paul you can go too. That'll give us enough
talk about for three months.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
You can go to Paul. Let me tell you Grants.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like you're talking like you're talking about I mean, sorry, Grant.
Grant plays golf.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Last time I hit a golf ball, I missed it
the first three times, and I finally hit it, went
through my legs, bounced off a man's ankle, and I
ain't doing back.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Bring my own equipment, becau. I'm gonna bring some compressed
there and a PVCI turned into the golf glove, cannon
ball cannon.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
We'll let you fishing in the in the in the mat.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I'll do that. They make golf club or golf ball
launchers that you put on the end of a rifle,
on the end of an AR fifteen, and you use
a blank's play like that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's because they make a they make like a gas launcher.
The same thing this that's just the converted version of that.
See that would be that to do is golf ball.
You sneak out to the golf course and you get
off in the woods, can't nobody see you. And then
when they're about to swing, and they swing in you
a troop and they look up and they see a
ball going higher and farther than there, and they going
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what And they look at the people back behind this
again and then hide it in your bag and stand out.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
And go four. I do it.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
You'd use a foot wedge too. I've been oh, look
at that shot.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, you got to get the sequence right. You got
to make golway be so much more fun if it
became like a game of dodge golf and dodgef and
you got people playing from one direction and from the
other direction at the same time, and then you were
teeing off on the grid from one hole back at
the other one.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
And you've seen the videos where guys sneak up behind
somebody at the driving range with a shotgun and when
they hit the ball or chipping practice, and the I
think the Duck Dynasty did it, where they're out there hitting,
hitting the pitching wedge and somebody's got the shotgun behind
them and like pull.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You get your butt shot doing that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Now they make these balls. I saw them on the
internet that you hit it, and then after it when
you hit it it it triggers something in the ball.
Then it blows when it goes over the nice hundred
yards out.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
If you could make it a golf you know those
little little dog toys that's got to spin anything in
it that move around, got a squirrel tail, iris got.
If you could make a little golf ball had that
in there. They have the same weight feel.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
They make golf balls that are self correcting. If you
did keep you from hitting a slice or a hook
or whatever, that will will straighten itself out. They're not
legal to play with.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's not what I was playing with.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
You sure sure, Fred that you just grabbed any old ball,
look for the worst looking at you know, they make
a gyro stabilized. That technology exists. Wow, just like the
old What was those?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I can't where do you buy those?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Because I don't know, but I've seen them. I've seen
them in a like one of the you know the
magazines that you see on the airplanes, you know, and
I've seen them something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I got to get an airplane ticket.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
You couldn't get me on airplane right now, just right now.
Too much ceiling that is going on, because.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
That's another story.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
We'll be back.
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Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm so hugd lining.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
See and so I'm gonna do something a little different
on the show. Editing for the YouTube channel, we are
actually going to implement several different media platforms and we're
going to start using some software to slice these things
up into shorts. I've been seeing a bunch of that stuff,
talked to some people and know it works. I tried
(41:03):
it in here. It's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
You start doing TikTok dances on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It won't be any it won't be any TikTok dances,
but there will be an effort to get more of
this out there.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
So I had to walk out of that. I had
to walk out of that meeting. No, they was in
there talking to Matt and and Chris and do it
brainstorm and all this this TikToker and uh.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I thought that was closed down, nomping them opening it
back up again.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there imagining Charlie doing TikTok dances
and I'm going this, I don't want no part of this.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
And no, you may see some critters or something on there, but.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
The are they going to be doing TikTok dances? I
want to say, I want a video that turkey whooping
your tail that's what I want.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That turkeyhurst that turkey hates me.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Well, let's just go ahead and get me don a
the whole, get done at the hole the camera actually
got it in the pen, and make it happen, captain.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Now man I put. I had a piece of plastic
in front of the day. I'm pushing him away from him,
saying go in there and get one of the chickens.
Laid the egg on the ground instead of in the
egg box. And she's doing it. I think she's ambushed.
She's setting it up for the ambush, or he's getting
them out and setting them there as a trap. Because
I go, I get out, I pull the electric fence
back and I go in there and I go into
the coop to get it, and then he tries to
(42:23):
ambush me. And so I took a piece of that
core plast a plastic campaign signed we using from target backers,
and I had a piece and I was kind of
shoeing him away, and I guess he got mad because
he couldn't get to me, and he bowed up and
flapped his wings. That can hurt you, the wing, and
he spurred me and poked a three or four inch
gash through that plastic with uh, and he really doesn't
(42:43):
have to. He's gonna be a turkey dinner, is what's
gonna Because the first time I told my why she
goes we're not getting rid of him, I said. The
first time he draws blood, I'm gonna kill him right.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
There, just wring his neck.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
No cruelty when it's a turkey, says a game raised
for food.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Fred's got a question, see that, propect perplexed?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Did Orwell write Animal Farm? Is that who that was?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Uh, George Orwell?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
You're asking us a literary reference.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, because I'm thinking this is like the red neck
version of Orwell's Animal Farm and otherwise known as a
foul conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, mister Google over there. He used to look at
Google all smart but hand so No, I'm I'm this
is this is. I got eggs and incubator because I
couldn't find the ones I wanted. I got some eggs
and incubator. I picked up something from the local source here.
I got some black copper morans that lay a copper
(43:42):
chocolate colored shoved egg, and then I got some cream
leg bar a rooster, and then I got some ship
Shetland Shetland hens that lay a blue wher it's anyway,
I'm I don't know. My wife thinks some crazy It
ain't about the price of eggs. For all, you gonna
spend more money raising chickens and getting eggs than you
(44:03):
ever will buying eggs. I don't care if they're fifteen
dollars a dozen. It costs more money to raise them.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
But you when you want them.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
But I got I got a three dozen eggs sitting
there I was, and if I'd had time, I'd have
brought some more end of day.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
But there is nothing like fresh fresh eggs that have
never been refrigerated. That yeah, fresh eggs, unwashed you washing
the yoa, that just totally tastes so much better.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Depending And the thing is is now nothing shows up
on my when I'm scrolling through Facebook and all those things,
and all that's half of us. It was bird dogs,
and now it's chickens and pigs and pigs, and not
so far I've managed to I found one pig to
uh to buy at a reasonable price, a guilt that
(44:47):
hadn't had pigs yet, female coony, coony, And then I've
got a friend of ours is gonna give me one
that he's bred one time, had bread one time, and
had pigs. And then I think I on a couple
more sorcers out there, and if I can't get my
fence put up here, the next couple of weeks, you're
gonna see some hogs something the strictly speaking again.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Speaking of hogs, you've been catching some hogs this week?
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yeah, you know, the fishing has been very good. Do
we had this last coal front come through. The crappy
bite has been exceptional.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And Jad I was going to ask you, have you
ever you ere a fish for cropping.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
On the bed with menace?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Have you done that? Growing up?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
No, we were We did not do a lot of
crappie fishing or socle a fishing or specil perch fishing
when I was a kid. We just didn't. I don't
know why. I think because we you know, my grandparents
would uh. They liked fish that you could freeze, that
you go out and catch a mess and put them in.
I have never I've always been told that they don't freeze.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Well, I always heard that.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Ida man I took last a couple of weeks ago,
caught a bunch of crappy that they're in the food
service business, he told me. And everybody I asked about this,
they said, I've never done that. But take them crappy
or whatever fish it is, don't wash the slime off,
freeze the whole guts and everything. They'll keep up to
six months. You thaw them out, it'll be just like
(46:12):
you just call them, clean them right there and you
need them. I've never heard have you ever heard of
anything like that, Jake.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I know because that's for when we got to the
house after fishing. Was the hide, the hide the scales
and the guts come off of them, that's right. And
my grandparents would save milk jugs and cut the top
out of them, like Charlie says, they ole milk gallon
milk judge, cut the top off, leave the handle on.
It was a method to where you cut fill that
thing up with water and fish and freeze them in
(46:37):
the water and they stay. They keep them a long
time like that too.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
They used to be a bottom of our freezer at
the house.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
It's just yeah, Crappie fishing has been exceptional, and the
bass fishing has been really good too. There's a bunch
of fishmen spawning. I think it was like, what it
takes twenty five pounds. When there was a college tournament
a week ago on Friday.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
And another the high school tournament, the big biggest bag
I saw was twenty one twenty two pounds. So I
don't know what college college did.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
We just had this last coal front that kind of
backed them off, but they's fixing it.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
That time of yeah, I was wondering that this this
coal that we just had and that that that slowed
them down.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
On the basket backed them off a little bit. But
starting tomorrow, I think as we go forward, going warmer,
Sunday evening might be a good time to shoot out.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
And it sure will be all this week coming up.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
So let me say this, did you ever do you
ever troll for these crappy with perch with with beetlespins that.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
No, I don't troll for them. Now they're up shallow spawning,
so I mainly I'm actually using liscup to find them
and then throwing minutes to them. You can throw the
men over there and watch a fish slowly rise up
to the mouth say hey, folks, your court fixing to
go hundred, and then it just so.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, okay, where are you getting a minute just catching them.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
That's a that's a secret mina.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
He's been asking me at he's been asking me a
lot of questions about about about keeping minas and how
to we used to keep them here and it's it's it's.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
I get some menas from down there on at Wingots
they are at ease, and now they have them.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And down there on Lake talquing.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
On is it two sixty seven that runs down llow Quincy.
The uh have taken the mask place right there. They
got them big about an inch and a half.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You get the silver ones or you get the gold ones.
Huh they got gold gold ones. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
You just put a hook in what between the lips or.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yep, brought between the lips. Yeah, you don't want to
stick it too far back. You'll stick it right there
to brain kill them.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
That is the fact. You get them in the lips,
not the head.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I want to kill unless their croppy are really if
you're dragging them out, you can put them.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
You don't matter how can you kill them. Let's still
come in it.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
All right, So you just put it through the lip let.
Me sit there and wiggle around.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
And the way you cast it.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
You've got to just lob it out.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
There and you'll sling him off, you'll pull his lips
left the men.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I go one hundred feet out there, little.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Right now, four six six at the six at the
smallest and for it the biggest.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
And I've been getting some with the size too. But uh,
I tell you what, using that, using that jig, just
going to a sixteenth thounce upshall and just kind of
hopping it around.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Man two bigger than a six, yes, yes, yeah, okay,
so you want the.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Not a two number.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
That.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Oh it's confusing. It's all getting you know.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
You said you got to sit there and look at him. Yeah,
to figure out that the two who came up with
that idea. Yeah, it goes back all again. Then then
size too, and it goes like wire.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
It comes from the wire industry, like electrical wire. The bigger,
the bigger the gauge, the the or the higher the number,
the smaller the wire. Maybe sixteen sixteen gauge wire is
tiny compared to ten gauge or eight games.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Maybe that explains why we on drugs wired because it
don't make a bit of sense.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
I don't know, friend, I wouldn't have gone that direction.
Only you're you're you're interrupted brain there.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I don't know if you did what I did for
the living all day, your brain would be out of
whack too.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Go fishing, fro.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
You just sometimes you just need to go he hit
a hold of one or fishing, go shoot something. Yeah,
I mean I need to go shoot something. I mean
that's that Matt tried to get me to go to
the rains this morning. In the shoot.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
It helps. They just you know, destroyed something.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
That just well, I get enjoyment out of shooting, and
you know, I just don't get to do a lot
of it them.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I look around to Fridays every every week. I could
come in here actually talk to normal people.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
If I if I could go watch you play golf,
I would, I would. It would be like watching Dwarf,
you know, just Tim Tim Conway. You look so much
like Tim Conway that it's uncanny sometimes. And then when
I think about you on a golf course.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
To missus Norwegians over.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Water, anybody, anybody doesn't know what dorf. If you you're
you're this.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Narration, there's there's a there's a VHS Dwarf on golf.
There was a whole like hour long video of him,
but that.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Favorite nineteen eighty seven film Dowarf On dwarf on Golf
thirty song, It's worth looking up on.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
The midget wife there to elephants.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
What about this ship the ball with a gun, We
need to try that.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Let's try that, all right, see y'all next week, all right,
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