March 8, 2025 • 51 mins
In today's episode, the Talon guys discuss traveling to New York City, trolling motor batteries, and Captain Paul Tyre joins us from the lake.
Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit his Facebook page.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome to the town Outdoor Show, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm JD.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And I'm Fred.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I've grabbed and Paul is noticeably missing today fishing all
is fishing fishing, and.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All that yellow stuff starts getting all over your car.
It's time to be on the pond. It is it
is time. I've been itching.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
There's gonna rain this week.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Itching from the pollen and that gum dogs and allergic
to you know it to be such a big dog
person like I am. I'm allergic to dogs. I take
an allergy feel every single day just so I can
love on my dogs. Okay, the goats don't bother me,
the chickens don't bother me. That bastard turkey I got does.
But there's from the allergy, just from chasing me around
(00:47):
the yard. I'm gonna get my wife the video take
me out there trying to feed the chickens one day.
And just for y'all entertainment purposes, I keep having people.
I asked me, you got to show the turkey.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
For a small fee. For a small fee, I probably
drive the Marianna and make that thing go missing for you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you know so I ate those eggs?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
They were good.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They are good, the fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
As a matter of fact, I even got I got
up the next morning and went to the grocery store
to get me some sausage patties and some cheese and
some biscuits. M just so I could have a sausage
egg and cheese biscuit with those eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'd have brought some more, but uh, two days ago,
my wife is in there. She walked out the house
with two dozen eggs herself, going, we don't need these,
do we. I'm like, go make somebody happy. There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Don't make them happy, But I was happy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I got all my chicken, all my chicks that I
bought from the Green Friar, Green Friar Hattery here in
the Midway area, not long ago, where they're quite ready
to go outside. Now there they've been in the brewder
and I've got eggs that should be hatching and before
the next show, unless I screwed that up. It's I've
(02:02):
never incubated eggs before, but it is. I'm finding this
really weird amount of enjoyment out of these chickens. I
don't know what it is about them. It's just relaxing
to me to to hang out with the chickens and
that that was awesome. That made my day, right, there
(02:33):
wasn't feeling so good. Now I'm feeling better. Oh no,
that was.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Not playing. Came to me all of a sudden, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What is this stuff? Is? In? Friend, he's got an
inflated whoope cushion in my chair like where I can
obviously see it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
So I didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I thought there were a cushion on the chair that
I could put it under, but it wasn't there. So
I was just thinking, maybe you'd miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I can make that sound for you if you want
me to, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I was hoping he'd sit on it. But I guess
I need to get one of those electronic ones.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Like yep, plants planted under the seat and hit the
button we.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Had years ago.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Judge Don Modicett, he's he's passed on now. But Don
Modicette was as a judge, was not somebody you wanted
to get on his bad side, very stern and uh
and if you showed up, uh, you know, looking like you.
One of his favorite things to do was go after
(03:34):
these college kids that showed up in court, you know,
and flip flops and.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They just rolled out of bed you wear costumes Halloween.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
In his courtroom and he would just let him have it.
And uh usually they they left in handcuffs most of
the time. And Cliff Davis, who is a federal prosecutor
with Don Modicett. When he was a federal prosecutor, Cliff
Davis now was a defensive He's passed away as well.
Cliff Davis's was old country lawyer that out of Monticella
(04:07):
and uh, I mean he he'd come in off of
the out of the cow pasture into the courtroom. That's
that's where he practiced law. And one day he got
him an electronic fart machine and he stuck that thing
up under Modesett's chair on the bench before he came
in the courtroom. And Cliff sat back there without with that,
(04:31):
I mean, showed no reaction whatsoever. Modasett sat down and
he pressed that button. I saw Modseett's face turn reddered
in a whoope cushion and he got he said, hen't
mean he's looking at me. I'm like, don't work at me,
you know, and he uh, and he he got off
(04:53):
a bench and he said, I'm I'm coming back back
if that thing isn't gone. Every every lawyer in this
courtroom going to jail.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So who went and grabbed it?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All of y'all?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I left the courtroom for the recess, so I don't know.
I didn't want to be a witness to anyhow.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There was a clerk in there that has something on somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Somebody boy, Oh man, that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It about guys when gags. I mean a lot of
people don't understand that. I mean a lot of women.
My wife doesn't find a lot of my practical jokes
and stuff like that funny. And I just will get
completely cracked up about something and she just looks at
me like I have, like what is wrong with you?
And I'm like, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's what we do.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, No, they don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I think it's part of our our fatherly duties is
to pass along that sense of humor to us. You
see the pictures of the kids that Beavis and butt
Head were based on the real kids they're based on.
(06:04):
Oh my lord, if you're watching this on if you're
watching this on on the YouTube thing, this is the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Look at them foreheads on that boy's got a four nogging,
both of them.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Apparently these kids really really exist, they do that either,
that's a heck of an ai image. And that's not
a that looks like seventies or six six seventies eighties
has got to be eight. You know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That makes Peyton Manning's head look small.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That that that was And and the story is that
it was based on a real set of kids, brothers whatever.
They look like brothers, but you know that and the
whole I read this, Oh they.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Got to be brothers.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, there's a brothers, the brothers or somebody's daddy was
getting around in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
One of these or something jumped the fence. But yeah,
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And if they're daddy looked anything like that, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Surprised a lot. I ain't real sure. There's a whole
lot of branches on the tree. I ain't no limbs.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You talk about the old mana sister like that? What's
that song? My own ground, My own Yeah, man, I'll
put that on the I'll put that on the YouTube thing.
But if yeah, you could probably find it out there
in the Google machines somehow, I know you google around
and find it but I saw that, and I was like,
(07:27):
that is that's I had to save it to the
phone because I figured you'd believe it if I didn't
show you that that young picture.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
There's a Saturday Night Live skit.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, they had a made up look like I'm sitting
in the audience.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Some of the some of the comedians cracked up. Yeah,
I've been going back and watching some old excerpts from
bloopers from I say bloopers, they're just we're the Kerburnett Show.
Harvey corn went when her and Harvey Corman and Tim
Conway would all get in there and they would get
so cracked up they couldn't Yeah, finish.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
The one Elephant the elephants, you know, so Siamese Elephants.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Where'd you find this?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Fred?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I was over, Yeah, I was over in a store.
Uh that's that's that's whole. In one weekend, I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Got you and delightfully useless trivia.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, there's uh, apparently it is you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I got one of the one of the cards out,
So here's I got them just in case we run
out of stuff talk about, because you know, this is
important stuff like say, here's A here's a question. When polled,
only eighty percent of Americans say they washed their hands
after using the restroom. What does thirty percent of the
eighty percent do? And here's your choices. A open doors
(08:49):
with paper towels, B use pants to dry hands, C
washed their elbows, or D use soap.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Washed, wiped their hands on their pants. To be my
guess on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Charlie, I don't understand the question. You said eighty percent.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Thirty percent of the eighty percent that washed their hands.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What so eight eighty percent of people do wash their
hands eighty percent? And what a thirty percent of those
people do?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Corract wipe their hands off on them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm gonna go I agree with JD.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You soap.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Only thirty percent of the people washing the ve to
eighty percent of the people washing their hands in the
bathroom use so Now I got stuck.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Depends on whether they're slope in the bathroom or not.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I got stuck last week at the Golden Corral buffet
bathroom for an hour because there was a sign on
the door said employees must wash hands, and I had
to wait for an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
For one of them to get in there.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Uh yeah, right, we thought I was a little strange
when I asked him too, I mean sign said it.
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And we're back before I forget, because I'm really bad
about I forgetting.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
All right, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Let's I forget a Happy birthday to my wife.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Birthday dollar.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She is blankety blank years old and twenty seven. Okay,
I'm sure she'll go with that.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
She's twenty eight this year.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well, she's I had to figure out because I know
how I am. Charlie.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Stop stop doing that math, you'll let the number out.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, I know what I know. I know precisely what
year in date she was born on because it took
me the better part of the first half our relationship
to learn it. I used to Uh, I used to
have to run her driver's license to figure out what
her birthday was. That was before I had a calendar
on my phone and now it's on there. It's a reminder.
But but and then I found out you wasn't supposed
to do that. There's some thing in the system. You're
(11:40):
not supposed to just run people for the heck of it.
But once I was educated and that, I decided not
do it no more.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But what's that get her a nice present?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh? I took her last night. I took her to
the Salt Block in Marion. That's what she wanted for
her birthday? Was it good that we have been in
Marianna for three years now and that is a twenty
eighteen Nationals something something Grand Champion Chef Winter that runs
that restaurant. You have to have reservations to get in there,
especially on Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Reservation restaurant that takes reservations in Marianna.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And if you don't have a reservation on Friday Saturday,
you don't get in because they fill up. Wow. And
it's right there across from the courthouse. And I went
in there and met Nick. I think Nick the chef
came out because I want to see how my tomahawk
steak was cooked and if it was cooked well, and
it was rare, like I asked for it. And I
(12:35):
had heard it takes a while to get you know.
You know, over the years, I've heard one of the
things people say, Well, it takes a while to get
He goes well to prepare food correctly. Yes. Sometimes, however,
you ordered your tomahawk steak rare and that doesn't take
that long. And he gives people when somebody comes there
and order is a medium, Well tomahawk forty four hours.
(12:55):
Tomahawks steak made takes a minute. Well, I mean I
ate most of it. There's a lot of bone in there,
but it was, but the crust on that steak was
really good. Non I got a sixteen ounce written by. Normally,
if she gets full, she'll quit eating, but she goes,
I'm eating this whole thing. I mean, you know what
it was. It was good. Their vegetables were really good.
(13:17):
Even the mash potatoes had the right texture, had a
really good taste to it. Normally I see mashed potatoes
and I can't tell mashed potatoes from the dead gum
envelope pack in the bottom of the cabinet at the house.
You pour the water and throw it the microwave or
the or real it's all about saying to me. But
these actually were good. I was very impressed, and you
know that it was a good experience, and my wife
(13:38):
loved it. I was, I don't know why they offer
you dessert and places like that. I mean, they aught
to the walk down know where to put it. But
she said, you know, I suppose you don't have room
for dessert. And I'm like, I suppose you right, because
I'm a my belly swol.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
My wife that upset at me.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Last time we went to a restaurant that took you
had reservations up there and the host said, do you
have reservations? And I'm like, yeah, but we're gonna eat
here anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I got really I got, I got really bad news.
This morning. My wife sent me a picture of flight
reservations for July that they are making me go to
New York City with my wife and my children. She
offered to take the kids up there, the girls up there,
(14:26):
because the girls have been just pestering the living mess
out of us to go to New York When you
go in July for the fourth or just no after.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's One of the flight reservations in July.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was yeah, I don't know after the fourth, it's like
the ninth or something. But anyway, can you imagine me
in New York City?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah? I spent about nine months in New York City.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, I know you did.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And that's I just I learned a lot. That's why
I ain't been back.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, I'm all about being a good dad and I'm
not gonna let my wife and kid go to go
to New York without me because I don't feel safe.
I'm not gonna feel safe there. It's gonna be a myss.
I just got a feeling I'm gonna be miserable. I'm
go'll try to have opened my eye.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Then some places you can go.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I've been there a couple of times, and uh there,
I mean, catch Broadway show that's fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I want my daughter this into theater and singing and
all that stuff. She she she wants to go to
do that, and that's that's fine. And I get that.
I get them wanting to go. They see it on
TV and all that, but I just have avoided going
there for the fifty seven years that I've been alive.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
There are some good restaurants up there, I can tell
you that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, I don't. I don't doubt any of that. Everybody's like, oh, you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Need to go to New York, go to the Trump Plaza.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, I just wonder about to carrying.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The gun up there, so we don't even take one.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's kind of what's in my head because I don't
want to go to jail over it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
If you're gonna, if you're gonna, if you're gonna bout
out and go to New York City, just go on
and just play by the rules. Leave the gun at
the house. Don't get in no arguments with the TSA folks,
which apparently they just they're fixing the fire behalf of them,
and they just go on and do start.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
With I don't know. I had a client up there
this year that I know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That client's a friend of mine. I know this, I
know the story, and that's just so he had just
and uh, not a good environment there for.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That just And I will tell you from my experience
up there when I worked there before I was in
law enforcement, and I like to have got in some
serious trouble because of a gun. Didn't know that in
New Jersey you couldn't. Well, I knew because I'd read
it in n R a magazine, and it wasn't supposed
to have hallow point rounds. I didn't think about it.
I had some some old dude that was with us
(16:39):
had done something stupid and they come looking for him.
And this is before I was in law enforcement. And
and they came in and searched, searched my room without
being invited in and without probable calls, and went through
a night stand and I had left the box of
silver tips in there which were hollow point. No, detective,
there's one of these cop coilar bullets doing here. And
(17:01):
I'm like, well, I don't recommend cop coiler bullets. Let's
you she's a cop with him, Marley. That wasn't what
he wanted to hear. And I said, well, I brought
him from Florida. He goes, where'd you get him? As
I got him at Walmart and he goes, what I said, Yeah,
we can do that down there. And now I'm I'm
literally twenty years old. So he said there twenty one.
Now it is twenty one or twenty two at the time,
and he says, he says, well, what are we gonna
(17:25):
do about this? And I said, I don't see them
in my mind, they don't exist. Uh and who are
you looking for again? Because I might be able to
help you find him? And uh so that old boxer,
that old box around is slipped in his front pocket.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I guarantee you he pulled his uh back then. That's
when NYPD was carrying one hundred and fifty eight grain
lead round those bullets aka and the gun world known
as bouncing betties because they would they ricocheted so bad
and they would you know, just well, I guarantee he
dropped them bouncing betties his revolver and probably put the
(18:01):
silver tips in there.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
When when I when I explained to h when I explained, now,
they were nine millimeter. Okay, yeah, it was a nine millimeter.
I had had a semi automatic spithting Wesson fifty nine
of something or another six and uh, which was in my
truck in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You ain't asked about that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh he where's the gun? And I'm like, uh, I
took it home to Florida, and I said, oh, yeah,
I left it at the house.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I lied.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
And because you can do that, by the way, well
yeah you can't. They the police can lie to you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
They can, and they do.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And it kept me out of jail, I said, I said,
I took that thing home, so the bullets disappeared into
his pocket. I did not receive a property receipt for that,
mind you. And about fifteen minutes later they knew where
the guy was that they were looking for. He was down.
I said, he went down to the McDonald's to eat,
and he gets to wear and I said the McDonald's
(19:01):
and he goes, oh, okay, and I said, I'm sorry,
I ain't from around here, and and but it was
it was wintertime, and I hear, you know, I didn't
hang out with the other guys because they they were
bad about going down there smoking weed and doing all that.
I didn't get into that. I was a clean, wholesome
young man that I like guns. It's some of my
(19:21):
only vice at the time. So, I mean, daybreak, I
hear thump, dump, dump ump on the door of the
hotel room. And my buddy who I was staying there
with from Bonifay, had gone home for a week and
I had just come back after being home for a week,
and so this other guy was staying in his bed
saved money, and uh so I opened the door and
(19:43):
it's like two degrees or something out there, and you
got this detective that's about my size, but about a
white about a half a size whiter, wearing like a
one of those big coats, like, and he's wearing a
tie and a white shirt, and all that behind him
was a mountain of a man. He looked at the
guy on Game of Thrones, you know, yeah. And he's
standing back there, and I'm like, can I help y'all, nigger,
(20:07):
we're looking for so and so. And I said, well,
hang on, I'm in my underwear. Let me go in
here and put some clothes on. And I pushed the
door shut. Well that I turned around to go put
some clothes on. They just walked in and came with me,
and I'm like, uh uh he in here. I thought
he was right there. I left and that was when
all the rest of that stuff insu So, yeah, I'm
(20:30):
wasn't long after that I quit. I left New York
City and was driving because we were living in Jersey City,
Hoboken and cheap hotels, and then we're going out of
town working for the phone company installing power equipment for
New York Telephone under contract with the subcontractor. I was
in the wire I was one step away from being
(20:51):
a supervisor at twenty two, and you.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Were the guy that I quit.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I wrote the song about who to install these Michael
Wave of it.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah custom kitchen.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I mean we had I had it out with
some of the locals up there were we were not
part of their union shop, so we had trouble sometimes
getting in the building. One of our guys dropped a tool,
an uninsulated tool into a power bay and short circuited
like about ten city blocks worth of telephone and there
was an ensuing lawsuit, and then they wanted they wanted
(21:25):
us to stay up there for free and wait for
the depositions and all and for them to gather all
their stuff. And I'm like, I'm going home. Well, it's
not very loyal, I said, listen. I was working at
a job site in Pensacola, and then you sent me
down to Miami. And you know, I was in Tyler
Hassee for a while, and then you sent me to
New York City. I ain't loyal to anybody that sends
me up here, but it was an interesting time. It
(21:45):
was an interesting time. I didn't know people like that
existed until I came back home, got into law enforcement
and came to Tylahassee and found out they were on
our streets too.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
There.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
We have the same issues. They just you know, and
a lot of the people you run into on the
streets in Tallahassee are also the same people you run
into on the streets in New York City. Sure, because
they get around. They're very i don't know, transient in nature, migratory, migratory,
they migrate and move around. But you know what, they
had some good food up there, so they you go
(22:17):
into some of the local sandwich shops and things like that.
I mean it's it's it's worth doing. I mean, i'd go.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just you know, they've got some good shopping and
stuff like, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
There's certain hours and certain places you don't want to go.
Don't go on a subway late at night, things like that.
You'd be right.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I don't expect I'm gonna go on a subway period.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's interesting, I wouldn't. The smells, the smell smell, it's yeah.
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if you come to our range in Dothan and you're
out there shooting, having a good time, and you just
see some targets set up on another range, particularly on Saturday,
those are not for you. Don't go over there and
shoot those targets with a rifle when they're pistol grade steel,
I mean, and ding our stuff up and break our stuff.
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I mean, that's just one of those things where that's
just poor form.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You know, that's a yous is We have well still,
we have steel targets that stay set up here all
the time and it's uh yeah, just follow the rules please.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So we said, and we have these we have in
both and we have competitions every weekend and the guys
will come out on Saturday and they'll go down on
the competition base and they will set up to steal,
set up the target, set up the barricade, so when
they roll in on Sunday for the competition, they can
just everybody show up, they go out, they shoot their stuff,
and they break it down later on either that afternoon
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or Monday or whatever, whenever it's convenient for them. But
those aren't bays that we typically let people go shoot on.
Any other day, we find stuff and say, uh, the weekend,
somebody just goes down here and takes a rifle out
and starts shooting stuff. Didn't even hit it in the center,
mind you, was way off on the edges, so I
don't know what they were thinking. It wasn't handing. They
had to a shot it with a rifle and cause
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a little bit of an uproar with our competition guys,
because they take pride in maintaining our equipment. And uh
so just don't do stupid stuff like that. I mean,
I have gone over there and put up some surveillance
cameras now, so do it again. And you know we're
not going to rescue nothing, but we will, certainly we will.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
We will.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We will invoice you and you can either pay or
never come back again.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
So uh, let's just and then pay.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Lawyer sees, Yeah, well there's Ah, don't don't think that
we don't pay attention, because we do. So. Now there's
now down that area. We had a place where we
didn't have any cameras. Now we got cameras. So we
got cameras for that. We have cameras pretty much everywhere.
I mean that we can put cameras. And it's just uh,
it is to keep people honest. I mean, it's like
going to somebody's house and doing something stupid. You know,
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it's I just fess up to it. Go hey, man,
I want to so and so what I owe you?
And then we'll go, okay, we'll forgive you. We'll order
another piece of steel, might be one hundred bucks or something.
It's not that big a deal. But uh, you know,
just ask. All you have to do is ask, you know,
just just ask. We're gonna probably we'll tell you we're
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not gonna get mad at you because you asked the
silly question. You know, because you don't know. You can't
look at us, steal target and tell if that's a
rifle graded piece of steel or pistol, we tell you
don't shoot. If you want to shoot steel, you go
to the rifle range and you shoot it with a rifle.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Do you have any steel right target?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah on the rifle ranges. Yeah, if
there's a steel if it's on a rifle range and
it's still you can shoot up with a rifle. If
it is on a handgun, baby, and it is steel,
that is handgun pistol rounds only, and there it does.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Don't even know you had steel targets here? Well, we
do always get the targets and just stick them on
the the little plywood thing that got shot.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh, we've got we've got three steel bays and Tyler
hasse four steel bays and oathan and headplate racks, silhouettes,
hostage swinging headplates on behind the hostage. We've got dueling trees.
On the rifle ranges. We have steel at four hundred
yards three hundred, two hundred out that works and even
at fifty and so you know, stell shooting steel is
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very valuable. And I talk about this on some of
the stuff that airs in death and is because with
when you paint a steel target white and you shoot it,
you immediately get that visual feedback with that gray die
and that ding, and it tells you that you did right.
And you don't have to.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Scan audible feedback visual positive instant recognition p hour.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
What does that do for you?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It reinforces good, good habits.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And your brain recognizes that what you just did was right,
and it makes it more likely that you're going to
repeat that same action.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's exactly like breaking a clave with with the on shot,
shooting skied or shooting birds or whatever. If you do
it right, your brain kind of takes a takes a
memory of that and stores it away, and you know
exactly what it looks like and where your lead was
and all that stuff. And if you do it, do
it right enough times, it becomes easy. That's how you
get better. They're shooting shooting play target that way.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, so shoot steel and go get some white spray
paint from the counter and then go spraypaint your targets white.
So you not only get to audible, you also get
the visual b black. I mean, that's just how to
get better. We'll be right now.
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Speaker 2 (29:41):
So I'm coming into the modern era with my I
ordered some lithium lithium or eye on iron lithium iron
batteries for the patroller motor for the mytroller motor on
my boat. I'm gonna give it to give him a try.
They finally come down out of the stratusphere in Coston.
I got looking at about time to replace my troller
motor batteries on my boat.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
There they're so, what is this battery going to do
for you?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, it's they are roughly half as heavy as lead
acid batteries, so they're they're much lighter, and they're the
same amp hour power you say about one hundred ant
batteries and uh amp hower batteries and about the same
as the lead acid batteries. They weigh half as much
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and there's a lot of characteristics as far as charging
and discharging them that are much better than lead acid batteries.
I had to buy a NUW battery charger because the
one that the one that came on the the on
board battery charger that I just plug in when I
get home from fishing, got to switch it out to
the one that's made for charging lifting batteries. But it's
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supposed to be remarkably better than the lead acid. I'll
give my try. Well. Yeah, so a regular lead acid
battery deep cycle battery on the troll of motor you
get somewhere between four hundred in eight hundred charges potentially.
I've seen them go bad and a lot lessen that,
and i've seen them last longer than that. But these
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are like rated for fifteen thousand cycles wow of charging
and discharging.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And that's what a lot of golf carts now electric
going are going to that. You can actually upgrade from
your from your standard let acid stuff to these, and
instead of having all these different batteries in there, you
put one big battery in there.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think, yep, one big forty eight bold of whatever bolt.
They make, all different voltages and amp hore.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's why I went to a gas golf cart.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean it's yeah, Well, they got their own set
of problems too, in all honesty, rators and all kinds
of issues. We've tried both here and had very little
success with either one of them that we've tried to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You don't have They don't have the torque and the
horse power typically that the electrics left does. Electric golf carts.
It's just especially forty eight or anything bigger than a
forty eight by the old thirty six volt golf carts
are they're okay, but when we went to forty eight volts,
I mean they'll snatch you back in the seat. And
then now they've gone all way up to seventy two's
different things that I mean, they're crazy on little electric cars,
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they'll just haul. But but gas is convenient because all
you have to do is put gas in it. So
if it were out on like a farm or something,
and you know, you kept it under the barn on
a hunting least, then gas is pretty cool. Although you
can't sneak up on stuff quite as easy you can
on electric. But the electric because of the cost to
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replace the batteries about every three or four years, you're
putting a whole brand new set of batteries an electric
golf car. But with the lithium iron, you know, you
don't have to worry about that quite so much. So
it's a come along.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
They first came out. When the lithium batteries for RV
marine applications first came out, they were and there's still
some brands that are just ridiculously expensive, like these batteries
when I first started looking at doing this doing changing
over to that, a lead acid battery, a good lead
acid battery would cost you a couple hundred bucks. A
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deep cycle battery I'm talking about. The lithium ones were
like six or seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What are they now?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I bought two of them for just under two hundred dollars,
so just over one hundred dollars a batter for two
for two really yeah, wow, that's good. Twenty four volt.
I got a twenty four volt controlling motor.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So hmm.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But yeah, and they say you can they get They
discharge differently, so the motor runs a lot longer on
the charge.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What I've noticed is when it's time for them to
quit working, they quit immediately.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah you don't.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's not this thing slowing down. It just goes all right,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, yeah. You go from working to not working.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
And that's that's that's happened to me out on the
golf where I've got my batteries running all my bottom
machine and the GPS, the the live well the whatever
else is going on and sing. You know, you can't
crank up the motor, and that's not a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
No you can't. You can't push start it, no good
out swim kick real hard.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
You can if you if you mad enough. How big
a motor you got on your boat.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There's two of them, both of the one hundred and fifties.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And okay, if you mad enough you can. They they
still put a little wrapped up little pull cord in
the calendar that you take it off and you grab
it around the flywheel and pull it.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, that's when these are four stroke Verados. I don't
think they.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Have no, probably not, probably not. You had to be
a heck of a man. The pull start that. I remember,
the old small you know, the little two strokes. I've
had to crank a two stroke like that way before.
But where you wrap the rope around the top of
the flywheel and pull it and then you got to
try to get the cow then back on there with
that thing spinning.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, we got got a little four wheeler and it's
got electric started, got a little pool cord on it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's got Verado Mercury motors. You can't hide money, you know,
you just can't hide money. Those are those are super charged?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah? They few injected supercharge and.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Then superchargers on outboard motors. They're making. Honda, I think
just came out with a single single in your three
hundred horsepower V eight outboard.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I think I saw.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Putting that on the good New I think it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I saw like five hundred the other day that somebody
had come out with.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, they're they're putting basically Honda V eight racing car
race car motors is outboards. Now, Yeah, it's crazy. I mean,
the the this is my first this this boat is
the first boat I've ever had with a four stroke
on it. I've got one hundred and fifty s h
O Yamaha, and uh.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
It makes a difference.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
They are so quiet and so fuel efficient, and it's
just yeah, you know, I'm used to cranking up the
outboard and getting that that that blue smoke smell from
the two stroke al and all that, you know, And
now you reaching there and touched the key on this thing.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Is you forget it? If you're an idol, yeah, you'll
forget get all running.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, it's the technology has come a long long way
on boothing and outboard and stuff. I'm not gonna do
the cranking battery in lithium just yet. I wanna I wanna.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Uh, that's what I was thinking. Should run off the
cranking battery.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Hypothetically. What you should do is because these things are
twenty eight pounds as opposed to fifty six pounds. Sure
just gets you a deep cycle just to run a
high empire deep cycle battery, just to run your electronics
and just rewire so you're not interfering. You're not. You've
got two separate systems, ones to get you home and
ones to get you all your electronics and stuff. You know,
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you get that.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, well, it's got to get some work done on it.
I just pulled it out of the storage.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I got it home.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a if the weather will If
the weather will be nice this weekend, I'm probably gonna
be getting mine all cleaned up and ready to go
because I'm itching.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Trying to do that, trying to plant the garden. Everything's
sprouted now, it's it's coming up cool. My beans are
had had to go ahead and pop my beans. Yeah,
take them out of the little seed pack because they
came out of the I do like a four step
process to get them in the ground.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'm not sure they go to beans, cool beans.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, I heard a planting garden and pot all in
one conversation.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Well, we're doing that too.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
That's for the it's medicinal.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
But the oldest child medicinal use on the grandkids.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You know, it's my poty beans. Does that a genetically
modified green beans or something? Well, this one you can smoke.
This one.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Should he does? Since a mere you blend, you play
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Jesus later, remember that caddy shack.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I can see is that the groundhog doing that dance
of the great movie gonna.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Put some grapes in this year? You have you ever
done that? Great grapes?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Great scupping ons or bullets? Which one you do is?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Actually, I don't miss it.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Real grapes, like, yeah, real grapes.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Have a winery and get.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Some scup scuffing on wine. I'm on a caddy shack.
I saw that. You know they got this show on
on on a TikTok YouTube or something where a guy
sits around with these celebrities and they eat chicken wings,
the hot wings. And it's interesting you see some of
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these movie stars and celebrities that sit in there, and
it's amazing what some of them. Bill Murray got on
there and he ate everything they had. It was like
and the and the hottest one. It's like, yeah, that
that kind of gets to the back of your throat
a little bit. Yeah, and that was it. And I
mean he's going in and that one's good. That one
reminds me of something change and he's going through it.
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He can do uh what do you call it?
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What about Bob or was that the name of the movie.
I don't had Richard dryf is in.
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Kept showing up and interfering with a family vacation and.
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Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, got Paul, got Paul on the phone. He's you know,
he's uh, He's not gonna be in here with us peasants.
He's out on the water fishing today.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
God is absolutely beautiful out here.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, bitters win baby.
Speaker 7 (40:59):
Just kick at a bit away. Bit's been kind of
slow this morning, but in the last few minutes we
started get getting some bikes and it's starting.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
To pick up.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
But now I tell you us be and.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
Fly out here today.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
What you're fishing for?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
When fish for baths? Today we've brings holding calls, probably
been about three pounds that that winds first to shift
to the south southwest, and I've got a feeling they're
going to start biting turning on here pretty good.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
But I got mister Jerry Filetti and on, mister, what
did you up against?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Our Kirk Thomas from Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 8 (41:30):
They're down here today with her.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
All right, where y'all what part of the lake are
you' all fishing on?
Speaker 5 (41:36):
We are in Spring Creek. Ever, the flint is muddy
for real, Muney, So we come over here. The water
still cleaner, it's got a little bit of a stain
to it, but a lot of the fish are kind
of still around the spawning areas, still with coffee or
still bedding JD.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Yeah, and some of them, and and you know, I'm
actually starting to see shell crackers starting to I haven't
found me on the bed yet.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's not gonna be that much of Yeah, I kind
of show this year I've had that. I've had the
shell cracker conversation with the two or three people this week,
and I think everybody's waiting on the waiting on it
to happen. I think everybody's getting excited about it. I
was talking about, uh, all the pollen, you can always
when all this pollen starts falling, you can uh, you
can bid. It's about to be time to be on
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the water trying to catch fish.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
That's right, that's right now. I tell you, well, I
went across a little area the other day and all
all fer.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Sixty little not on the bed, just kind of hanging.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Out, thinking about making a bed. I think, but man,
it's not going to be good because the gass fish
has been really good.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
The coffee fish has been exceptional. We fished a place
today that this I think in between this name when
some coffee have been dead.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
And I think there'll be more coming in towards the
end of the week. But it's been uh, it's been good,
beautiful day out here today. Just finally now getting some breathe.
It's been dead, still dead.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Calm, what y'all, What are y'all fishing with? What are
you trying? What are you catching them?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Right now?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
We're fresh for plastic worms, fishing sinkos and fishing extraordinarily slow.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Okay, almost like watching paint drop.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, well I understand, and you know my thoughts on that.
But uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
I know you'd rather be up a buzz dat or a
crank data or a ripping around traveler or chattering or
chatter bay.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
But my gosh, sometimes you just you gotta do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
You gotta do what you gotta do to catch fish, yes, sir,
all right, man, Well we're gonna we're gonna let you go.
I know you busy, you got you got to actually
work instead of goofing off with us. But uh, we
appreciate it. Tell folks give us a number so they
can get ahold of you to go fishing.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
I will just let y'all know I'll be up lakey
Falla next week. I want to do the show, y'all
call it.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
We'll be in a terment. I'll take the time to
maybe bring this good luck such a.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Big on the show. But get up on me, my
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Speaker 2 (43:59):
Ap All right, buddy, will y'all get after him. You
all have a good rest of you day. Be careful, please, guys.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
Told us gonna have a five power bigger when you don't.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
But I'm sorry I didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Won't bounce, all right, buddy, let's see you.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Two. Man. The things I hear being hard to hear sometimes,
you know, I won't be paying half attention to something,
and then I'll hear a word and it will get
my attention. You know, Captain Paul's talking about it. It's
up some something. The bass fiction is exceptional. What I
heard was the bass fishing is sexual. And I was like,
(44:36):
what kind of cruise is he on today? And you know,
for just that split second, my brain goes, what.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And there's something bad wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
You know, I'm like, well, I'll be in public listening
to people talk, or somebody will come to somebody will
wait on the table and come up to me and
say something. I'll go, what wease say?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's yeah, that's got so bad. Now. I look at
my wife and I go I have no idea what
that woman just said to me? Can you please tell me?
I say, this is what? Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh I look at it. I look at my wife
for translation all the time because somebody, you know, like
you said, somebody will start talking and I'm trying really
hard to listen to them. And then I know when
when my wife is trained well, because I look at
her and she goes, she said blah blah blah. Okay,
thank you, ma'am.
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The same thing.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
The worst thing in the world is a low talking judge.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I mean marble mouths.
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What they're saying kind of matters.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yeah, And you know, I've had judge you say things
to me and I'm like, you want to what?
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both have substantial hearing deficit, and your brain is because
when you're only catching two or three words out of
ten that are clear, and your brain is sitting there
trying to put all that together, it can get it
can get sodeways on you. And I heard you know,
(46:01):
and you kind of go that none of them And
I'll even have it with my kids at the house,
and the world's worst. My mom my wife, my kids,
or whatever. I'll be in there and we'll be talking
in one room and I need to go to another room.
Whatever the conversation. If it's something important, I'm gonna sit
there and look at them and pay attention. But if
it's just kind of a casual conversation, and I turned
my back and start walking off, and I hear them
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in another room, and you go, damn, I said, I'm
in another room. Well give me a minute, and I
walk back in there.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, I can't hear you. Hear you making noise?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah it was. And I usually I go right around
the corner because I'm aggravated because I was talking to
the dog.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Well the whole thing about Well, I wouldn't. So I'll
be sitting in the recliner and I'll either be watching
videos on the phone or I'll be watching a TV
or something. And now I wear little earpieces, wrap around earpieces, vibrant,
you know, the bone mics, And so she don't she
can't hear that. If you call me and my wife's
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in the room, she hears the whole conversation, everything you say.
She can be on another side of the truck or
other side of the room. She knows everything you said
to me on the telephone to just be warning I.
On the the hand, I don't even know if she's
on the phone and I wear that and she can
hear it make a noise, but I don't think she
can understand it. So but she'll the kids will come in,
they'll be having conversations, and even without that on, I
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can't understand them. I have to get up, turn around,
so I would get up out of the recliner. Now
we bought these new chairs that you actually push a
button that's electric, so you don't just hop up. You
have to make a commitment. I'm gonna get up now,
and you push the button, then it goes. I can
get up and walk around in another room, and you go,
did you were you talking to me? You know, I
was talking to the I was talking to myself, which
(47:49):
I the thing that by I was talking to myself. Well,
there was only two of us in the room, and
you were talking, so I assumed that whatever you were
saying was important enough for me to hear. So I
got up off my lazy butt, waited for that cherry
to get me up in an upright position, walked in
here and politely said, honey that what were you talking
to me? Because I didn't want to miss what you said.
(48:10):
And then what I get back is I was talking
to myself. You got it, I said, Was it about
something important? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Recliners fred that have a push button on there that
will let the leg let tilt you back, tilt your head, pass.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Bar, control headrest. Got a phone, I love them. Got
a wireless charger in the center thing there on the
on the lift up.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Thing that does not make you feel old.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I don't care. It makes me feel good.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I mean when you got to have a button to push, I.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Don't have to. You can't buy one.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
You can't hardly buy a man one anymore. If you
want to recline er, it's probably gonna have one in motored.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We shop for three years to find one that was
fast enough that I didn't feel like I was having to,
you know, wait too long.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
When the poor pizza man comes to the house or
delivery to the house, delivering pizza, and I got my
feet propped up and he rings the doorbell, starts losing
her mind, going crazy whatever, and I sitting there going
waiting on that thing. And I've been there in a minute,
just hang on, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Perfectly comfortable just flipping a pulling the lever and hopping up.
That's my last one. Was that way. We weren't going
to get this letch stuff. That we finally found one
that was the material and color she wanted and I
could get in it and it would it would get
me up fast enough to because here's my problems. I
can't remember nothing. So I get up, I go in
the kitchen. I get me something to eat or something
(49:28):
to drink or whatever, and I go in. I get
settled back in and I forgot I got that. I
got to play the food, but I left to drink
or vice versa, or my phone's in there or something
I needed and you call me in. I don't have
my phone right next to me. I got to get up,
so the phone's ringing. I'm getting that walking across the room,
and then I'll forget something else.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
You can't get out of that thing when it's tilted back,
and it's not a quick.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Probably, I mean, because the leg rest is out and
you can't You can't.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Just have a button on there that will transfer you
to your Walmart scooter so you can go to the
front door.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
And it doesn't. This one don't help you stand up.
Daddy had one that would actually lift up and put
you on your feet because he couldn't get that down.
I don't want nothing like that. And the most the
most comfortable recliner I have found is the old school,
big plush.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Lazy microfiber, the ugly don't match stuff in the house.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
The only colors they come in is that puke blue
and that kind of brown off brownish, the pinkish. But
they sell them at the furniture store and there ca
you go sit in one. I mean me and some
old boys over there at one we were shopping for
these couches and I'm sitting over there and he's over
there looking his wife's over there looking at the electric stuff.
My wife's over there look at electric stuff. I'm looking
at him, talking about, you got to sit in that one,
(50:41):
because that's the one you want. She ain't even let
you have it, but that's the one you want he
wanted to sat in. He goes, yeah, I'm with you,
and I said, well, it's up to me. That's all
I have. I don't I don't care what it looks like.
But they won't make them in colors that match the
other stuff, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, I feel your paint.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
If I the house with a wall chair, air.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Microfiber, a microfiber wave chair, I would I'd have a
bullet in my head by the time.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Just get you, just get the dogs, get the dog blankets.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
And to have a teenage we're not we're not quite
old enough for the man room yet. For the man
for where you're separate because of your sounds and smells.
They make you sit in another room when you get
a little bit older. We're almost there, were Mark, And
I've got one all right.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Maybe by next week we'll see all that
And welcome to the town Outdoor Show, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm JD.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And I'm Fred.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I've grabbed and Paul is noticeably missing today fishing all
is fishing fishing, and.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All that yellow stuff starts getting all over your car.
It's time to be on the pond. It is it
is time. I've been itching.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
There's gonna rain this week.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Itching from the pollen and that gum dogs and allergic
to you know it to be such a big dog
person like I am. I'm allergic to dogs. I take
an allergy feel every single day just so I can
love on my dogs. Okay, the goats don't bother me,
the chickens don't bother me. That bastard turkey I got does.
But there's from the allergy, just from chasing me around
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the yard. I'm gonna get my wife the video take
me out there trying to feed the chickens one day.
And just for y'all entertainment purposes, I keep having people.
I asked me, you got to show the turkey.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
For a small fee. For a small fee, I probably
drive the Marianna and make that thing go missing for you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you know so I ate those eggs?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
They were good.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They are good, the fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
As a matter of fact, I even got I got
up the next morning and went to the grocery store
to get me some sausage patties and some cheese and
some biscuits. M just so I could have a sausage
egg and cheese biscuit with those eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'd have brought some more, but uh, two days ago,
my wife is in there. She walked out the house
with two dozen eggs herself, going, we don't need these,
do we. I'm like, go make somebody happy. There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Don't make them happy, But I was happy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I got all my chicken, all my chicks that I
bought from the Green Friar, Green Friar Hattery here in
the Midway area, not long ago, where they're quite ready
to go outside. Now there they've been in the brewder
and I've got eggs that should be hatching and before
the next show, unless I screwed that up. It's I've
(02:02):
never incubated eggs before, but it is. I'm finding this
really weird amount of enjoyment out of these chickens. I
don't know what it is about them. It's just relaxing
to me to to hang out with the chickens and
that that was awesome. That made my day, right, there
(02:33):
wasn't feeling so good. Now I'm feeling better. Oh no,
that was.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Not playing. Came to me all of a sudden, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What is this stuff? Is? In? Friend, he's got an
inflated whoope cushion in my chair like where I can
obviously see it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
So I didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I thought there were a cushion on the chair that
I could put it under, but it wasn't there. So
I was just thinking, maybe you'd miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I can make that sound for you if you want
me to, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I was hoping he'd sit on it. But I guess
I need to get one of those electronic ones.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Like yep, plants planted under the seat and hit the
button we.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Had years ago.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Judge Don Modicett, he's he's passed on now. But Don
Modicette was as a judge, was not somebody you wanted
to get on his bad side, very stern and uh
and if you showed up, uh, you know, looking like you.
One of his favorite things to do was go after
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these college kids that showed up in court, you know,
and flip flops and.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They just rolled out of bed you wear costumes Halloween.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
In his courtroom and he would just let him have it.
And uh usually they they left in handcuffs most of
the time. And Cliff Davis, who is a federal prosecutor
with Don Modicett. When he was a federal prosecutor, Cliff
Davis now was a defensive He's passed away as well.
Cliff Davis's was old country lawyer that out of Monticella
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and uh, I mean he he'd come in off of
the out of the cow pasture into the courtroom. That's
that's where he practiced law. And one day he got
him an electronic fart machine and he stuck that thing
up under Modesett's chair on the bench before he came
in the courtroom. And Cliff sat back there without with that,
(04:31):
I mean, showed no reaction whatsoever. Modasett sat down and
he pressed that button. I saw Modseett's face turn reddered
in a whoope cushion and he got he said, hen't
mean he's looking at me. I'm like, don't work at me,
you know, and he uh, and he he got off
(04:53):
a bench and he said, I'm I'm coming back back
if that thing isn't gone. Every every lawyer in this
courtroom going to jail.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So who went and grabbed it?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All of y'all?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I left the courtroom for the recess, so I don't know.
I didn't want to be a witness to anyhow.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There was a clerk in there that has something on somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Somebody boy, Oh man, that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It about guys when gags. I mean a lot of
people don't understand that. I mean a lot of women.
My wife doesn't find a lot of my practical jokes
and stuff like that funny. And I just will get
completely cracked up about something and she just looks at
me like I have, like what is wrong with you?
And I'm like, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's what we do.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, No, they don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I think it's part of our our fatherly duties is
to pass along that sense of humor to us. You
see the pictures of the kids that Beavis and butt
Head were based on the real kids they're based on.
(06:04):
Oh my lord, if you're watching this on if you're
watching this on on the YouTube thing, this is the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Look at them foreheads on that boy's got a four nogging,
both of them.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Apparently these kids really really exist, they do that either,
that's a heck of an ai image. And that's not
a that looks like seventies or six six seventies eighties
has got to be eight. You know.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That makes Peyton Manning's head look small.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That that that was And and the story is that
it was based on a real set of kids, brothers whatever.
They look like brothers, but you know that and the
whole I read this, Oh they.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Got to be brothers.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, there's a brothers, the brothers or somebody's daddy was
getting around in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
One of these or something jumped the fence. But yeah,
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And if they're daddy looked anything like that, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Surprised a lot. I ain't real sure. There's a whole
lot of branches on the tree. I ain't no limbs.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You talk about the old mana sister like that? What's
that song? My own ground, My own Yeah, man, I'll
put that on the I'll put that on the YouTube thing.
But if yeah, you could probably find it out there
in the Google machines somehow, I know you google around
and find it but I saw that, and I was like,
(07:27):
that is that's I had to save it to the
phone because I figured you'd believe it if I didn't
show you that that young picture.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
There's a Saturday Night Live skit.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, they had a made up look like I'm sitting
in the audience.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Some of the some of the comedians cracked up. Yeah,
I've been going back and watching some old excerpts from
bloopers from I say bloopers, they're just we're the Kerburnett Show.
Harvey corn went when her and Harvey Corman and Tim
Conway would all get in there and they would get
so cracked up they couldn't Yeah, finish.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
The one Elephant the elephants, you know, so Siamese Elephants.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Where'd you find this?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Fred?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I was over, Yeah, I was over in a store.
Uh that's that's that's whole. In one weekend, I.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Got you and delightfully useless trivia.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, there's uh, apparently it is you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I got one of the one of the cards out,
So here's I got them just in case we run
out of stuff talk about, because you know, this is
important stuff like say, here's A here's a question. When polled,
only eighty percent of Americans say they washed their hands
after using the restroom. What does thirty percent of the
eighty percent do? And here's your choices. A open doors
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with paper towels, B use pants to dry hands, C
washed their elbows, or D use soap.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Washed, wiped their hands on their pants. To be my
guess on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Charlie, I don't understand the question. You said eighty percent.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Thirty percent of the eighty percent that washed their hands.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What so eight eighty percent of people do wash their
hands eighty percent? And what a thirty percent of those
people do?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Corract wipe their hands off on them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm gonna go I agree with JD.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You soap.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Only thirty percent of the people washing the ve to
eighty percent of the people washing their hands in the
bathroom use so Now I got stuck.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Depends on whether they're slope in the bathroom or not.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I got stuck last week at the Golden Corral buffet
bathroom for an hour because there was a sign on
the door said employees must wash hands, and I had
to wait for an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
For one of them to get in there.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Uh yeah, right, we thought I was a little strange
when I asked him too, I mean sign said it.
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And we're back before I forget, because I'm really bad
about I forgetting.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
All right, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Let's I forget a Happy birthday to my wife.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Birthday dollar.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She is blankety blank years old and twenty seven. Okay,
I'm sure she'll go with that.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
She's twenty eight this year.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well, she's I had to figure out because I know
how I am. Charlie.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Stop stop doing that math, you'll let the number out.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, I know what I know. I know precisely what
year in date she was born on because it took
me the better part of the first half our relationship
to learn it. I used to Uh, I used to
have to run her driver's license to figure out what
her birthday was. That was before I had a calendar
on my phone and now it's on there. It's a reminder.
But but and then I found out you wasn't supposed
to do that. There's some thing in the system. You're
(11:40):
not supposed to just run people for the heck of it.
But once I was educated and that, I decided not
do it no more.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But what's that get her a nice present?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh? I took her last night. I took her to
the Salt Block in Marion. That's what she wanted for
her birthday? Was it good that we have been in
Marianna for three years now and that is a twenty
eighteen Nationals something something Grand Champion Chef Winter that runs
that restaurant. You have to have reservations to get in there,
especially on Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Reservation restaurant that takes reservations in Marianna.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And if you don't have a reservation on Friday Saturday,
you don't get in because they fill up. Wow. And
it's right there across from the courthouse. And I went
in there and met Nick. I think Nick the chef
came out because I want to see how my tomahawk
steak was cooked and if it was cooked well, and
it was rare, like I asked for it. And I
(12:35):
had heard it takes a while to get you know.
You know, over the years, I've heard one of the
things people say, Well, it takes a while to get
He goes well to prepare food correctly. Yes. Sometimes, however,
you ordered your tomahawk steak rare and that doesn't take
that long. And he gives people when somebody comes there
and order is a medium, Well tomahawk forty four hours.
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Tomahawks steak made takes a minute. Well, I mean I
ate most of it. There's a lot of bone in there,
but it was, but the crust on that steak was
really good. Non I got a sixteen ounce written by. Normally,
if she gets full, she'll quit eating, but she goes,
I'm eating this whole thing. I mean, you know what
it was. It was good. Their vegetables were really good.
(13:17):
Even the mash potatoes had the right texture, had a
really good taste to it. Normally I see mashed potatoes
and I can't tell mashed potatoes from the dead gum
envelope pack in the bottom of the cabinet at the house.
You pour the water and throw it the microwave or
the or real it's all about saying to me. But
these actually were good. I was very impressed, and you
know that it was a good experience, and my wife
(13:38):
loved it. I was, I don't know why they offer
you dessert and places like that. I mean, they aught
to the walk down know where to put it. But
she said, you know, I suppose you don't have room
for dessert. And I'm like, I suppose you right, because
I'm a my belly swol.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
My wife that upset at me.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Last time we went to a restaurant that took you
had reservations up there and the host said, do you
have reservations? And I'm like, yeah, but we're gonna eat
here anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I got really I got, I got really bad news.
This morning. My wife sent me a picture of flight
reservations for July that they are making me go to
New York City with my wife and my children. She
offered to take the kids up there, the girls up there,
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because the girls have been just pestering the living mess
out of us to go to New York When you
go in July for the fourth or just no after.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's One of the flight reservations in July.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was yeah, I don't know after the fourth, it's like
the ninth or something. But anyway, can you imagine me
in New York City?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah? I spent about nine months in New York City.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, I know you did.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And that's I just I learned a lot. That's why
I ain't been back.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, I'm all about being a good dad and I'm
not gonna let my wife and kid go to go
to New York without me because I don't feel safe.
I'm not gonna feel safe there. It's gonna be a myss.
I just got a feeling I'm gonna be miserable. I'm
go'll try to have opened my eye.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Then some places you can go.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I've been there a couple of times, and uh there,
I mean, catch Broadway show that's fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I want my daughter this into theater and singing and
all that stuff. She she she wants to go to
do that, and that's that's fine. And I get that.
I get them wanting to go. They see it on
TV and all that, but I just have avoided going
there for the fifty seven years that I've been alive.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
There are some good restaurants up there, I can tell
you that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, I don't. I don't doubt any of that. Everybody's like, oh, you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Need to go to New York, go to the Trump Plaza.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, I just wonder about to carrying.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The gun up there, so we don't even take one.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's kind of what's in my head because I don't
want to go to jail over it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
If you're gonna, if you're gonna, if you're gonna bout
out and go to New York City, just go on
and just play by the rules. Leave the gun at
the house. Don't get in no arguments with the TSA folks,
which apparently they just they're fixing the fire behalf of them,
and they just go on and do start.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
With I don't know. I had a client up there
this year that I know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That client's a friend of mine. I know this, I
know the story, and that's just so he had just
and uh, not a good environment there for.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That just And I will tell you from my experience
up there when I worked there before I was in
law enforcement, and I like to have got in some
serious trouble because of a gun. Didn't know that in
New Jersey you couldn't. Well, I knew because I'd read
it in n R a magazine, and it wasn't supposed
to have hallow point rounds. I didn't think about it.
I had some some old dude that was with us
(16:39):
had done something stupid and they come looking for him.
And this is before I was in law enforcement. And
and they came in and searched, searched my room without
being invited in and without probable calls, and went through
a night stand and I had left the box of
silver tips in there which were hollow point. No, detective,
there's one of these cop coilar bullets doing here. And
(17:01):
I'm like, well, I don't recommend cop coiler bullets. Let's
you she's a cop with him, Marley. That wasn't what
he wanted to hear. And I said, well, I brought
him from Florida. He goes, where'd you get him? As
I got him at Walmart and he goes, what I said, Yeah,
we can do that down there. And now I'm I'm
literally twenty years old. So he said there twenty one.
Now it is twenty one or twenty two at the time,
and he says, he says, well, what are we gonna
(17:25):
do about this? And I said, I don't see them
in my mind, they don't exist. Uh and who are
you looking for again? Because I might be able to
help you find him? And uh so that old boxer,
that old box around is slipped in his front pocket.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I guarantee you he pulled his uh back then. That's
when NYPD was carrying one hundred and fifty eight grain
lead round those bullets aka and the gun world known
as bouncing betties because they would they ricocheted so bad
and they would you know, just well, I guarantee he
dropped them bouncing betties his revolver and probably put the
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silver tips in there.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
When when I when I explained to h when I explained, now,
they were nine millimeter. Okay, yeah, it was a nine millimeter.
I had had a semi automatic spithting Wesson fifty nine
of something or another six and uh, which was in my
truck in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You ain't asked about that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh he where's the gun? And I'm like, uh, I
took it home to Florida, and I said, oh, yeah,
I left it at the house.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I lied.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
And because you can do that, by the way, well
yeah you can't. They the police can lie to you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
They can, and they do.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And it kept me out of jail, I said, I said,
I took that thing home, so the bullets disappeared into
his pocket. I did not receive a property receipt for that,
mind you. And about fifteen minutes later they knew where
the guy was that they were looking for. He was down.
I said, he went down to the McDonald's to eat,
and he gets to wear and I said the McDonald's
(19:01):
and he goes, oh, okay, and I said, I'm sorry,
I ain't from around here, and and but it was
it was wintertime, and I hear, you know, I didn't
hang out with the other guys because they they were
bad about going down there smoking weed and doing all that.
I didn't get into that. I was a clean, wholesome
young man that I like guns. It's some of my
(19:21):
only vice at the time. So, I mean, daybreak, I
hear thump, dump, dump ump on the door of the
hotel room. And my buddy who I was staying there
with from Bonifay, had gone home for a week and
I had just come back after being home for a week,
and so this other guy was staying in his bed
saved money, and uh so I opened the door and
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it's like two degrees or something out there, and you
got this detective that's about my size, but about a
white about a half a size whiter, wearing like a
one of those big coats, like, and he's wearing a
tie and a white shirt, and all that behind him
was a mountain of a man. He looked at the
guy on Game of Thrones, you know, yeah. And he's
standing back there, and I'm like, can I help y'all, nigger,
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we're looking for so and so. And I said, well,
hang on, I'm in my underwear. Let me go in
here and put some clothes on. And I pushed the
door shut. Well that I turned around to go put
some clothes on. They just walked in and came with me,
and I'm like, uh uh he in here. I thought
he was right there. I left and that was when
all the rest of that stuff insu So, yeah, I'm
(20:30):
wasn't long after that I quit. I left New York
City and was driving because we were living in Jersey City,
Hoboken and cheap hotels, and then we're going out of
town working for the phone company installing power equipment for
New York Telephone under contract with the subcontractor. I was
in the wire I was one step away from being
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a supervisor at twenty two, and you.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Were the guy that I quit.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I wrote the song about who to install these Michael
Wave of it.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah custom kitchen.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I mean we had I had it out with
some of the locals up there were we were not
part of their union shop, so we had trouble sometimes
getting in the building. One of our guys dropped a tool,
an uninsulated tool into a power bay and short circuited
like about ten city blocks worth of telephone and there
was an ensuing lawsuit, and then they wanted they wanted
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us to stay up there for free and wait for
the depositions and all and for them to gather all
their stuff. And I'm like, I'm going home. Well, it's
not very loyal, I said, listen. I was working at
a job site in Pensacola, and then you sent me
down to Miami. And you know, I was in Tyler
Hassee for a while, and then you sent me to
New York City. I ain't loyal to anybody that sends
me up here, but it was an interesting time. It
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was an interesting time. I didn't know people like that
existed until I came back home, got into law enforcement
and came to Tylahassee and found out they were on
our streets too.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
There.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
We have the same issues. They just you know, and
a lot of the people you run into on the
streets in Tallahassee are also the same people you run
into on the streets in New York City. Sure, because
they get around. They're very i don't know, transient in nature, migratory, migratory,
they migrate and move around. But you know what, they
had some good food up there, so they you go
(22:17):
into some of the local sandwich shops and things like that.
I mean it's it's it's worth doing. I mean, i'd go.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just you know, they've got some good shopping and
stuff like, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
There's certain hours and certain places you don't want to go.
Don't go on a subway late at night, things like that.
You'd be right.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I don't expect I'm gonna go on a subway period.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's interesting, I wouldn't. The smells, the smell smell, it's yeah.
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if you come to our range in Dothan and you're
out there shooting, having a good time, and you just
see some targets set up on another range, particularly on Saturday,
those are not for you. Don't go over there and
shoot those targets with a rifle when they're pistol grade steel,
I mean, and ding our stuff up and break our stuff.
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I mean, that's just one of those things where that's
just poor form.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You know, that's a yous is We have well still,
we have steel targets that stay set up here all
the time and it's uh yeah, just follow the rules please.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So we said, and we have these we have in
both and we have competitions every weekend and the guys
will come out on Saturday and they'll go down on
the competition base and they will set up to steal,
set up the target, set up the barricade, so when
they roll in on Sunday for the competition, they can
just everybody show up, they go out, they shoot their stuff,
and they break it down later on either that afternoon
(24:41):
or Monday or whatever, whenever it's convenient for them. But
those aren't bays that we typically let people go shoot on.
Any other day, we find stuff and say, uh, the weekend,
somebody just goes down here and takes a rifle out
and starts shooting stuff. Didn't even hit it in the center,
mind you, was way off on the edges, so I
don't know what they were thinking. It wasn't handing. They
had to a shot it with a rifle and cause
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a little bit of an uproar with our competition guys,
because they take pride in maintaining our equipment. And uh
so just don't do stupid stuff like that. I mean,
I have gone over there and put up some surveillance
cameras now, so do it again. And you know we're
not going to rescue nothing, but we will, certainly we will.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
We will.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We will invoice you and you can either pay or
never come back again.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
So uh, let's just and then pay.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Lawyer sees, Yeah, well there's Ah, don't don't think that
we don't pay attention, because we do. So. Now there's
now down that area. We had a place where we
didn't have any cameras. Now we got cameras. So we
got cameras for that. We have cameras pretty much everywhere.
I mean that we can put cameras. And it's just uh,
it is to keep people honest. I mean, it's like
going to somebody's house and doing something stupid. You know,
(25:55):
it's I just fess up to it. Go hey, man,
I want to so and so what I owe you?
And then we'll go, okay, we'll forgive you. We'll order
another piece of steel, might be one hundred bucks or something.
It's not that big a deal. But uh, you know,
just ask. All you have to do is ask, you know,
just just ask. We're gonna probably we'll tell you we're
(26:17):
not gonna get mad at you because you asked the
silly question. You know, because you don't know. You can't
look at us, steal target and tell if that's a
rifle graded piece of steel or pistol, we tell you
don't shoot. If you want to shoot steel, you go
to the rifle range and you shoot it with a rifle.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Do you have any steel right target?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah on the rifle ranges. Yeah, if
there's a steel if it's on a rifle range and
it's still you can shoot up with a rifle. If
it is on a handgun, baby, and it is steel,
that is handgun pistol rounds only, and there it does.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Don't even know you had steel targets here? Well, we
do always get the targets and just stick them on
the the little plywood thing that got shot.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh, we've got we've got three steel bays and Tyler
hasse four steel bays and oathan and headplate racks, silhouettes,
hostage swinging headplates on behind the hostage. We've got dueling trees.
On the rifle ranges. We have steel at four hundred
yards three hundred, two hundred out that works and even
at fifty and so you know, stell shooting steel is
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very valuable. And I talk about this on some of
the stuff that airs in death and is because with
when you paint a steel target white and you shoot it,
you immediately get that visual feedback with that gray die
and that ding, and it tells you that you did right.
And you don't have to.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Scan audible feedback visual positive instant recognition p hour.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
What does that do for you?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It reinforces good, good habits.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And your brain recognizes that what you just did was right,
and it makes it more likely that you're going to
repeat that same action.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's exactly like breaking a clave with with the on shot,
shooting skied or shooting birds or whatever. If you do
it right, your brain kind of takes a takes a
memory of that and stores it away, and you know
exactly what it looks like and where your lead was
and all that stuff. And if you do it, do
it right enough times, it becomes easy. That's how you
get better. They're shooting shooting play target that way.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, so shoot steel and go get some white spray
paint from the counter and then go spraypaint your targets white.
So you not only get to audible, you also get
the visual b black. I mean, that's just how to
get better. We'll be right now.
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Speaker 2 (29:41):
So I'm coming into the modern era with my I
ordered some lithium lithium or eye on iron lithium iron
batteries for the patroller motor for the mytroller motor on
my boat. I'm gonna give it to give him a try.
They finally come down out of the stratusphere in Coston.
I got looking at about time to replace my troller
motor batteries on my boat.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
There they're so, what is this battery going to do
for you?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, it's they are roughly half as heavy as lead
acid batteries, so they're they're much lighter, and they're the
same amp hour power you say about one hundred ant
batteries and uh amp hower batteries and about the same
as the lead acid batteries. They weigh half as much
(30:26):
and there's a lot of characteristics as far as charging
and discharging them that are much better than lead acid batteries.
I had to buy a NUW battery charger because the
one that the one that came on the the on
board battery charger that I just plug in when I
get home from fishing, got to switch it out to
the one that's made for charging lifting batteries. But it's
(30:46):
supposed to be remarkably better than the lead acid. I'll
give my try. Well. Yeah, so a regular lead acid
battery deep cycle battery on the troll of motor you
get somewhere between four hundred in eight hundred charges potentially.
I've seen them go bad and a lot lessen that,
and i've seen them last longer than that. But these
(31:07):
are like rated for fifteen thousand cycles wow of charging
and discharging.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And that's what a lot of golf carts now electric
going are going to that. You can actually upgrade from
your from your standard let acid stuff to these, and
instead of having all these different batteries in there, you
put one big battery in there.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think, yep, one big forty eight bold of whatever bolt.
They make, all different voltages and amp hore.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's why I went to a gas golf cart.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean it's yeah, Well, they got their own set
of problems too, in all honesty, rators and all kinds
of issues. We've tried both here and had very little
success with either one of them that we've tried to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
You don't have They don't have the torque and the
horse power typically that the electrics left does. Electric golf carts.
It's just especially forty eight or anything bigger than a
forty eight by the old thirty six volt golf carts
are they're okay, but when we went to forty eight volts,
I mean they'll snatch you back in the seat. And
then now they've gone all way up to seventy two's
different things that I mean, they're crazy on little electric cars,
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they'll just haul. But but gas is convenient because all
you have to do is put gas in it. So
if it were out on like a farm or something,
and you know, you kept it under the barn on
a hunting least, then gas is pretty cool. Although you
can't sneak up on stuff quite as easy you can
on electric. But the electric because of the cost to
(32:27):
replace the batteries about every three or four years, you're
putting a whole brand new set of batteries an electric
golf car. But with the lithium iron, you know, you
don't have to worry about that quite so much. So
it's a come along.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
They first came out. When the lithium batteries for RV
marine applications first came out, they were and there's still
some brands that are just ridiculously expensive, like these batteries
when I first started looking at doing this doing changing
over to that, a lead acid battery, a good lead
acid battery would cost you a couple hundred bucks. A
(33:00):
deep cycle battery I'm talking about. The lithium ones were
like six or seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What are they now?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I bought two of them for just under two hundred dollars,
so just over one hundred dollars a batter for two
for two really yeah, wow, that's good. Twenty four volt.
I got a twenty four volt controlling motor.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So hmm.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But yeah, and they say you can they get They
discharge differently, so the motor runs a lot longer on
the charge.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
What I've noticed is when it's time for them to
quit working, they quit immediately.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah you don't.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's not this thing slowing down. It just goes all right,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, yeah. You go from working to not working.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
And that's that's that's happened to me out on the
golf where I've got my batteries running all my bottom
machine and the GPS, the the live well the whatever
else is going on and sing. You know, you can't
crank up the motor, and that's not a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
No you can't. You can't push start it, no good
out swim kick real hard.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
You can if you if you mad enough. How big
a motor you got on your boat.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There's two of them, both of the one hundred and fifties.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And okay, if you mad enough you can. They they
still put a little wrapped up little pull cord in
the calendar that you take it off and you grab
it around the flywheel and pull it.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, that's when these are four stroke Verados. I don't
think they.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Have no, probably not, probably not. You had to be
a heck of a man. The pull start that. I remember,
the old small you know, the little two strokes. I've
had to crank a two stroke like that way before.
But where you wrap the rope around the top of
the flywheel and pull it and then you got to
try to get the cow then back on there with
that thing spinning.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, we got got a little four wheeler and it's
got electric started, got a little pool cord on it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's got Verado Mercury motors. You can't hide money, you know,
you just can't hide money. Those are those are super charged?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah? They few injected supercharge and.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Then superchargers on outboard motors. They're making. Honda, I think
just came out with a single single in your three
hundred horsepower V eight outboard.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I think I saw.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Putting that on the good New I think it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I saw like five hundred the other day that somebody
had come out with.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, they're they're putting basically Honda V eight racing car
race car motors is outboards. Now, Yeah, it's crazy. I mean,
the the this is my first this this boat is
the first boat I've ever had with a four stroke
on it. I've got one hundred and fifty s h
O Yamaha, and uh.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
It makes a difference.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
They are so quiet and so fuel efficient, and it's
just yeah, you know, I'm used to cranking up the
outboard and getting that that that blue smoke smell from
the two stroke al and all that, you know, And
now you reaching there and touched the key on this thing.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Is you forget it? If you're an idol, yeah, you'll
forget get all running.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, it's the technology has come a long long way
on boothing and outboard and stuff. I'm not gonna do
the cranking battery in lithium just yet. I wanna I wanna.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Uh, that's what I was thinking. Should run off the
cranking battery.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Hypothetically. What you should do is because these things are
twenty eight pounds as opposed to fifty six pounds. Sure
just gets you a deep cycle just to run a
high empire deep cycle battery, just to run your electronics
and just rewire so you're not interfering. You're not. You've
got two separate systems, ones to get you home and
ones to get you all your electronics and stuff. You know,
(36:35):
you get that.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, well, it's got to get some work done on it.
I just pulled it out of the storage.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I got it home.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a if the weather will If
the weather will be nice this weekend, I'm probably gonna
be getting mine all cleaned up and ready to go
because I'm itching.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Trying to do that, trying to plant the garden. Everything's
sprouted now, it's it's coming up cool. My beans are
had had to go ahead and pop my beans. Yeah,
take them out of the little seed pack because they
came out of the I do like a four step
process to get them in the ground.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'm not sure they go to beans, cool beans.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, I heard a planting garden and pot all in
one conversation.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Well, we're doing that too.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
That's for the it's medicinal.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
But the oldest child medicinal use on the grandkids.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You know, it's my poty beans. Does that a genetically
modified green beans or something? Well, this one you can smoke.
This one.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Should he does? Since a mere you blend, you play
eighteen holes on it and get stone to the But
Jesus later, remember that caddy shack.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I can see is that the groundhog doing that dance
of the great movie gonna.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Put some grapes in this year? You have you ever
done that? Great grapes?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Great scupping ons or bullets? Which one you do is?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Actually, I don't miss it.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Real grapes, like, yeah, real grapes.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Have a winery and get.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Some scup scuffing on wine. I'm on a caddy shack.
I saw that. You know they got this show on
on on a TikTok YouTube or something where a guy
sits around with these celebrities and they eat chicken wings,
the hot wings. And it's interesting you see some of
(38:27):
these movie stars and celebrities that sit in there, and
it's amazing what some of them. Bill Murray got on
there and he ate everything they had. It was like
and the and the hottest one. It's like, yeah, that
that kind of gets to the back of your throat
a little bit. Yeah, and that was it. And I
mean he's going in and that one's good. That one
reminds me of something change and he's going through it.
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I'm going, holy cow.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
He dead, He's got nothing left, nothing left. All the
nerve endings are just roasted. Oh man, that is a
funny human right there. That joker is just he can do.
He can do uh what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
The one was the one?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
What about Bob or was that the name of the movie.
I don't had Richard dryf is in.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Us and maybe maybe.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Kept showing up and interfering with a family vacation and.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I don't know, but that dude is one of those
guys that has just lived life his way and just
doesn't care. I mean, you know whatever, just I'll show
up do what I want because because I can.
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Yeah, got Paul, got Paul on the phone. He's you know,
he's uh, He's not gonna be in here with us peasants.
He's out on the water fishing today.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
God is absolutely beautiful out here.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, bitters win baby.
Speaker 7 (40:59):
Just kick at a bit away. Bit's been kind of
slow this morning, but in the last few minutes we
started get getting some bikes and it's starting.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
To pick up.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
But now I tell you us be and.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
Fly out here today.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
What you're fishing for?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
When fish for baths? Today we've brings holding calls, probably
been about three pounds that that winds first to shift
to the south southwest, and I've got a feeling they're
going to start biting turning on here pretty good.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
But I got mister Jerry Filetti and on, mister, what
did you up against?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Our Kirk Thomas from Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 8 (41:30):
They're down here today with her.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
All right, where y'all what part of the lake are
you' all fishing on?
Speaker 5 (41:36):
We are in Spring Creek. Ever, the flint is muddy
for real, Muney, So we come over here. The water
still cleaner, it's got a little bit of a stain
to it, but a lot of the fish are kind
of still around the spawning areas, still with coffee or
still bedding JD.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Yeah, and some of them, and and you know, I'm
actually starting to see shell crackers starting to I haven't
found me on the bed yet.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's not gonna be that much of Yeah, I kind
of show this year I've had that. I've had the
shell cracker conversation with the two or three people this week,
and I think everybody's waiting on the waiting on it
to happen. I think everybody's getting excited about it. I
was talking about, uh, all the pollen, you can always
when all this pollen starts falling, you can uh, you
can bid. It's about to be time to be on
(42:21):
the water trying to catch fish.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
That's right, that's right now. I tell you, well, I
went across a little area the other day and all
all fer.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Sixty little not on the bed, just kind of hanging.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
Out, thinking about making a bed. I think, but man,
it's not going to be good because the gass fish
has been really good.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
The coffee fish has been exceptional. We fished a place
today that this I think in between this name when
some coffee have been dead.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
And I think there'll be more coming in towards the
end of the week. But it's been uh, it's been good,
beautiful day out here today. Just finally now getting some breathe.
It's been dead, still dead.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Calm, what y'all, What are y'all fishing with? What are
you trying? What are you catching them?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Right now?
Speaker 8 (42:59):
We're fresh for plastic worms, fishing sinkos and fishing extraordinarily slow.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Okay, almost like watching paint drop.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, well I understand, and you know my thoughts on that.
But uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
I know you'd rather be up a buzz dat or a
crank data or a ripping around traveler or chattering or
chatter bay.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
But my gosh, sometimes you just you gotta do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
You gotta do what you gotta do to catch fish, yes, sir,
all right, man, Well we're gonna we're gonna let you go.
I know you busy, you got you got to actually
work instead of goofing off with us. But uh, we
appreciate it. Tell folks give us a number so they
can get ahold of you to go fishing.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
I will just let y'all know I'll be up lakey
Falla next week. I want to do the show, y'all
call it.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
We'll be in a terment. I'll take the time to
maybe bring this good luck such a.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Big on the show. But get up on me, my
number is eight five zero two four seventy five three
four or if you reach me on Facebook or Instagram
at Captain c.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Ap All right, buddy, will y'all get after him. You
all have a good rest of you day. Be careful, please, guys.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
Told us gonna have a five power bigger when you don't.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
But I'm sorry I didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Won't bounce, all right, buddy, let's see you.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Two. Man. The things I hear being hard to hear sometimes,
you know, I won't be paying half attention to something,
and then I'll hear a word and it will get
my attention. You know, Captain Paul's talking about it. It's
up some something. The bass fiction is exceptional. What I
heard was the bass fishing is sexual. And I was like,
(44:36):
what kind of cruise is he on today? And you know,
for just that split second, my brain goes, what.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
And there's something bad wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
You know, I'm like, well, I'll be in public listening
to people talk, or somebody will come to somebody will
wait on the table and come up to me and
say something. I'll go, what wease say?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's yeah, that's got so bad. Now. I look at
my wife and I go I have no idea what
that woman just said to me? Can you please tell me?
I say, this is what? Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh I look at it. I look at my wife
for translation all the time because somebody, you know, like
you said, somebody will start talking and I'm trying really
hard to listen to them. And then I know when
when my wife is trained well, because I look at
her and she goes, she said blah blah blah. Okay,
thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
The same thing.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
The worst thing in the world is a low talking judge.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I mean marble mouths.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What they're saying kind of matters.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yeah, And you know, I've had judge you say things
to me and I'm like, you want to what?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Well when you when you have a Charlie and I
both have substantial hearing deficit, and your brain is because
when you're only catching two or three words out of
ten that are clear, and your brain is sitting there
trying to put all that together, it can get it
can get sodeways on you. And I heard you know,
(46:01):
and you kind of go that none of them And
I'll even have it with my kids at the house,
and the world's worst. My mom my wife, my kids,
or whatever. I'll be in there and we'll be talking
in one room and I need to go to another room.
Whatever the conversation. If it's something important, I'm gonna sit
there and look at them and pay attention. But if
it's just kind of a casual conversation, and I turned
my back and start walking off, and I hear them
(46:25):
in another room, and you go, damn, I said, I'm
in another room. Well give me a minute, and I
walk back in there.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, I can't hear you. Hear you making noise?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah it was. And I usually I go right around
the corner because I'm aggravated because I was talking to
the dog.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Well the whole thing about Well, I wouldn't. So I'll
be sitting in the recliner and I'll either be watching
videos on the phone or I'll be watching a TV
or something. And now I wear little earpieces, wrap around earpieces, vibrant,
you know, the bone mics, And so she don't she
can't hear that. If you call me and my wife's
(47:03):
in the room, she hears the whole conversation, everything you say.
She can be on another side of the truck or
other side of the room. She knows everything you said
to me on the telephone to just be warning I.
On the the hand, I don't even know if she's
on the phone and I wear that and she can
hear it make a noise, but I don't think she
can understand it. So but she'll the kids will come in,
they'll be having conversations, and even without that on, I
(47:27):
can't understand them. I have to get up, turn around,
so I would get up out of the recliner. Now
we bought these new chairs that you actually push a
button that's electric, so you don't just hop up. You
have to make a commitment. I'm gonna get up now,
and you push the button, then it goes. I can
get up and walk around in another room, and you go,
did you were you talking to me? You know, I
was talking to the I was talking to myself, which
(47:49):
I the thing that by I was talking to myself. Well,
there was only two of us in the room, and
you were talking, so I assumed that whatever you were
saying was important enough for me to hear. So I
got up off my lazy butt, waited for that cherry
to get me up in an upright position, walked in
here and politely said, honey that what were you talking
to me? Because I didn't want to miss what you said.
(48:10):
And then what I get back is I was talking
to myself. You got it, I said, Was it about
something important? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Recliners fred that have a push button on there that
will let the leg let tilt you back, tilt your head, pass.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Bar, control headrest. Got a phone, I love them. Got
a wireless charger in the center thing there on the
on the lift up.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Thing that does not make you feel old.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I don't care. It makes me feel good.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I mean when you got to have a button to push, I.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Don't have to. You can't buy one.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
You can't hardly buy a man one anymore. If you
want to recline er, it's probably gonna have one in motored.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We shop for three years to find one that was
fast enough that I didn't feel like I was having to,
you know, wait too long.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
When the poor pizza man comes to the house or
delivery to the house, delivering pizza, and I got my
feet propped up and he rings the doorbell, starts losing
her mind, going crazy whatever, and I sitting there going
waiting on that thing. And I've been there in a minute,
just hang on, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Perfectly comfortable just flipping a pulling the lever and hopping up.
That's my last one. Was that way. We weren't going
to get this letch stuff. That we finally found one
that was the material and color she wanted and I
could get in it and it would it would get
me up fast enough to because here's my problems. I
can't remember nothing. So I get up, I go in
the kitchen. I get me something to eat or something
(49:28):
to drink or whatever, and I go in. I get
settled back in and I forgot I got that. I
got to play the food, but I left to drink
or vice versa, or my phone's in there or something
I needed and you call me in. I don't have
my phone right next to me. I got to get up,
so the phone's ringing. I'm getting that walking across the room,
and then I'll forget something else.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
You can't get out of that thing when it's tilted back,
and it's not a quick.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Probably, I mean, because the leg rest is out and
you can't You can't.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Just have a button on there that will transfer you
to your Walmart scooter so you can go to the
front door.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
And it doesn't. This one don't help you stand up.
Daddy had one that would actually lift up and put
you on your feet because he couldn't get that down.
I don't want nothing like that. And the most the
most comfortable recliner I have found is the old school,
big plush.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Lazy microfiber, the ugly don't match stuff in the house.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
The only colors they come in is that puke blue
and that kind of brown off brownish, the pinkish. But
they sell them at the furniture store and there ca
you go sit in one. I mean me and some
old boys over there at one we were shopping for
these couches and I'm sitting over there and he's over
there looking his wife's over there looking at the electric stuff.
My wife's over there look at electric stuff. I'm looking
at him, talking about, you got to sit in that one,
(50:41):
because that's the one you want. She ain't even let
you have it, but that's the one you want he
wanted to sat in. He goes, yeah, I'm with you,
and I said, well, it's up to me. That's all
I have. I don't I don't care what it looks like.
But they won't make them in colors that match the
other stuff, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, I feel your paint.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
If I the house with a wall chair, air.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Microfiber, a microfiber wave chair, I would I'd have a
bullet in my head by the time.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Just get you, just get the dogs, get the dog blankets.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
And to have a teenage we're not we're not quite
old enough for the man room yet. For the man
for where you're separate because of your sounds and smells.
They make you sit in another room when you get
a little bit older. We're almost there, were Mark, And
I've got one all right.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Maybe by next week we'll see all that
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