April 5, 2025 • 51 mins
In today's episode, the Talon guys discuss more "you might be a redneck if" stories, and getting fooled on April Fool's Day.
Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit his Facebook page.
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Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit his Facebook page.
Check out our archive of podcasts here: https://ihr.fm/36mzYjf.
Follow the Talon Training Group and Range on Facebook @TalonRange.
Listen live to the Talon Outdoors Show from 10-11 a.m. ET on 100.7 WFLA!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome to the town Outdoor Show. I'm Charlie, I'm
j D.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've got the Paul tyred.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sound sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If you get me sick during my weekend without much
soccer tournament going on, I'm gonna come find you.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I feel better sound, But I feel better. Yeah, that's
because you're there drinking that moonshine.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's just that's a cold remedy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And y'all wan't it's a formulation.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's a recipe. It looks pretty remember the Waltons.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It looks pretty.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Uh serious, that is a formulation. Speaking of formulation.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, yeah. Story So, so a buddy of ours is
wrapping a new for for a new chemical company. He's
a medical medical supply rep. Anyway, he witnessed this amazing
product at his buddy, who was a big time up farm.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I've been dove hunting on their place that they're in
Georgia and this guy they farm thousands and thousands of
acres of peanuts.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And you have to tell where we got it from.
Go get it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So anyway, we found a wonderful new gun cleaner. You
want me to get away from the dude. Story right,
And we.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Found we found this.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We found this stuff. It's a it's a biodegradable, not intoxic,
non carcinogenic, food grade.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Degreaser, and it's stuff certified.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And it's yeah, all that stuff and it we we
have figured out that it is the most awesome gun
cleaner if you need to really deep clean a gun
and get all the grind. Is a detergent like dawn. No,
it's a detergent. We're mixing it up. It's a degreaser.
So it is a but you talk about just like
(01:50):
spraying it on your gun and watch the carbon and
oil and all the nasty stuff fall off of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So you can you could use it also to clean
a fryar or something.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It works fantastic for fish fryer. And that's exactly what
Stewart said. He said, when you get home, spray this
on your on your deep fryer, he said, you will
be amazed. And lo and behold. We put some in
an ultrasonic cleaner. We cut it way down, you know,
cut it, cut it way down, and formula with low
low power formula and put it in this ultrasonic cleaner.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We did a fifty to one in an ultras It's
amazing to what stuff just come off?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Are you solid it here?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yes, we're waiting on the bottles and labels and all
this stuff so we can put it on. There's Talan gun.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Juice, Talon gun juice, the world's best range grade gun cleaner.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You're gonna call it gun juice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We didn't call and consult you, and I'm sorry, Yeah,
we didn't check you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We just juice.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, for real, it looks like pink grapefruit juice.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Looks like you could look. Yeah, that's exactly what it
looks like. So we could drink that?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You can?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's probably gonna clean.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It says that it is a skin ir to, but
you can wash your hands with it doesn't bother you
unless you have that's the skin are unless you have
soft hands like I saw somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, clean aluminum like our boats.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh yeah, stainless steel limit. I mean, it's not gonna
like take cakeed on stuff that's cooked on and take it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But I guess we took a suppressor that was heavily carboned. Nasty,
really dirty suppressors. They get really dirty silencers on the
end of the gun because they catch all the smoke
and carbon and stuff coming out of the end of
the barrel. We took it, uh, put it in ultrasonic,
hit it with a toothbrush, a nylon toothbrush, and it
(03:40):
came back like like new.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wow. I hadn't cleaned my carry gun in a while.
I recommend people do and walked in here yesterday, just
pulled it out of holster, build stripped it. Noticed all
the limp and crap in there, and the gunk that
I had been anyway, I should have cleaned it before then,
and I just I feel stripped it, sprayed that stuff
(04:03):
on there, rinsed it off under some water. I did
take a toothbrush and rub it a couple of places
on there, and I blew it off what air actually
fill stripped a little bit more to manually blow the
water out because of air host has broken. But I
let it air dry and it almost felt like it
had a coating on it. It has a rust inhibitor
(04:25):
built in, yeah, so you don't have to worry about
flash rusting. If you de grease bare steel, and if
you let it sit there in humid environments and heat,
it will flash rust. You'll get a light coat of
rust on it, but this leads a very small film
of something on it that keeps it from flash rusting.
And so then I went back and I just put
a couple of drops of oil. And my gun's never
(04:46):
been this clean. I mean, it wasn't this clean when
I got out of box new. And it took zero
effort beyond what I would.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
In sixteen sixteen out spray. It'll come in a sixteen
out spray bottle. It cost you about twenty bucks, so.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'll go along way. Yeah, and you could take that
sixteen out spray bottle that we'll have deluted what five
to one, and you could delute it another ten times
and use it in a sonic cleaner. So it's uh,
we just had to pick a concentration because we buy
it concentrated and then we'll mix it. We will mix
the formulation here. It's actually I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Looking forward to my fire.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Clean I'm on, I'm going to delete all the other
stuff that I have sitting around this gun cleaner and
use it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now we're talking about gun cleaning. I remember when I
was a kid, my brother would take me hunting. He
would never put it you would wipe that thing down,
never put it back up, because if you did, you
touch your fingerprint like on a shotgun on a.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Blue on blue like you know what I mean. So
we get we get old blued guns in here on
a regular basis, and I go, well, we could find
out who who touched this one hundred years ago because
there's a think a perfect fingerprint on there where the
old from your skin and the acids from your skin
get on there and eat the blueing off the off
of the blue.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
A lot of people go hunting and they don't think
about it. They have a nice, pretty blue gun. They'll
come back from hunting and just unload a gun and
put it up and they'll come back. I've witness this
happened before in my own in my own gun, and
come out to be a little light rust film on it,
and you know, you'll see you can tell where you
(06:15):
touched it. It'll have rusting.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And so you and this stuff we're talking about, you
do absolutely need to reoil it after you clean it
and that. But that's aill does two things. It lubricates
and it attracts particulates, so it attracts dirt and it
lubricates and if in what you're trying to do is
get the old and nasty. It's like the old change
in your car. You're getting the used oil off of there,
putting the oil on it. So I think it's a
(06:39):
great product. I sprayed some of it on some raw
gun barrel. We had a gun barrel that we had
milled out a section of the to look at, and
so you had raw, untreated, unblued on whatever steel on there.
And I sprayed this stuff on there. And it's been
sitting back there, leaned up against the wall for three
days now and it hasn't developed any flash rust on it.
So that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Have you have you put it on anything? I know
it works fine on plastics and polymers, but what about wood?
Do you see anything?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, I haven't. I'm not going to put it on wood.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend. I would recommend not putting
it on wood. I don't know. I haven't tried it.
I got an old gun stock I can try, though.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah. I just want if you get it on wood
and wipe it off as it can.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Probably be fine.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah. I don't think it.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The amount of water base that it's using.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Uh, what other thing. It is water based. You can
clean it up very easily.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, so its not a petroleum product.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're not supposed to get it in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So you know, anybody pull April fool prank.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
On you, Nope, not this year.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I got got, you got got, I got got bad.
So every fool is what Tuesday? Yeah, it wasn't very
good day at the office, and uh, the wife said,
we're gonna have dinner just be us at the house.
And uh, I had to get up a new freezer,
stand up freezer because my chest freezer shot. And so
(08:01):
I finally went up toms Field and got it, brought
it downhim. It's fancy looking freezer's got this a little
digital readout and all this stuff on there. And so,
as luck would have it, here come my son, the
number two son, Grayce, and he comes in and he
pulls up the house. Hey, he wasn't expected. I'm like, well,
I'm glad you here. You can help me unload this freezer.
And so we get the freezer onload and I got
(08:23):
any instructions and I'm reading and trying to figure out.
I finally get it all set up. He's gone on
his side Meanwhile, my neighbors come over and he is
too high for him. So he went inside started drinking
the liquor, and I plugged the freezer in. And as
soon as I do this, like gay porno music starts
playing and I unplug it and stops plug it back in,
(08:46):
it starts up again. And I'm going with these and
I go inside and I'm like, if if y'all done
something to get you know, is there some malfunction going on?
And I look over and I see this, look at
Grayson won't look at me, and I he'd been sitting
out there watching me plug that thing in, and I
did it three or four times.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And it was like.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I thought this. I thought there was some kind of
speaker in there, or did you get that? Or did
you get that freezer front?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So you want to know?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So that happens, and then I finally, you know, I'm
kind of hacked about that, and I'm like, David, fools whatever, I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Just want to know how you know, what you hear
about the music sounds.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like, well, if if I ever heard it, that's what
it sounded like. I mean, I almost put on some
leather chaps and started around.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Don't go there.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's the person listening to that would be wearing those
kind of those kind of pajama pants, trust me. But
and then they got me again.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
We'll tell you hear that.
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Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, that already pranked me with the with the music
of freaking music out playing in that I thought was
coming out of my free of our freezer. So I
had a bunch of stuff to do if I only
get the and I'm out messing around outside. My wife
comes out and says, let's say, look, we need I need
to talk to you. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm busy.
(11:16):
Can we I mean, can we?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Can we we need to talk to talk?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Where are we going?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Can I just can we wait on this? And I'm
out here. I've got to get this stuff done before
the sun goes down, so no, no, come inside. I'm like,
all right, So I'll go inside. And there's a big
pile of stuff at the bottom of the stairs and
I don't recognize it. I don't know where it's coming.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
From, somebody moving out or somebody moving in.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And then I see my my youngest son, who has
recently moved out of the house and coming out of
the upstairs bedroom, and followed is his girlfriend coming out
of the bedroom. And I'm like what And they both
look at me with this deer in the headlight look,
and I'm like and I look at my wife and
(12:06):
she's got this, you know, you know I didn't do it.
You look and I'm like, what, what? What is going
on here? And so my son says, look, I don't
hate to tell you this, but uh, Landy just got
kicked out of the house. And I just got kicked
out of my house as well. We need somewhere to
stay and I couldn't find I've tried to. It's only
(12:28):
be a bee for a couple of weeks. And I'm like,
I looked at my wife and I said, you told
me it was going to be me and you having
spaghetti tonight and that was it. And now now I
got Grayson. I got my neighbor in there drinking my liquor,
and I got him moving in my house. What in
the is going And so I just start going off
on her and I finally just throw my stuff down.
(12:50):
I walk outside and she follows me, and I go
off on her again, and I'm just I'm losing it
at this point. And finally my son comes out and says,
you really shouldn't argue with your wife on April Fool's Day.
And I'm like, you, but now they know how you
really feel. And his girlfriend's like, I never knew your
(13:11):
dad would be triggered like that.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The only thing would have been better if they'd have
been wearing pajama pants. So somebody picked on you. You
said something you were You went off on the last
show about Lelo and Stitch pajamas and public and somebody
watched the show and went off on you for wearing
a Lelo and Stitch shirt. That was while you were
(13:37):
talking about Leelo and Stick's pajamas. Had until I saw it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
That shirt costs more than my house.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So well, you didn't say how much to Leland and
Stitch pajama pants cause they.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Got him at Walmart on sale two for five dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay, I just can't get over the seersucker pants you're
wearing today. You look quite sharp. By the way, of course,
Southern lawyer. Everybody wearing light blue.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's what I wear, theer suckers.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's my court court attire. And Matt Locke copied me.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Up on Halloween. What kind of critics are on your socks?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What I got on there? I think I got dogs
on there today? Point of dogs? Mhm, what.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Fred?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There's only one that was.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
A Peter Malar shirt I was wearing that I got
at the players Golf Club tournament. Okay, so I mean
that was it's a golf shirt. Yeah, I got you
see that, Grants, he got my player's hat over there.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You fancy people keeping his paper down? How you figured
out how these fans? How Fred Fred being Fred likes
to hang out with us, That's what I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, his wife apparently doesn't like him hanging out with us.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
A bad influence.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He comes home from hanging out with the rednecks. Speaking
of rednecks, Okay, man, I will next door. I was,
I was. I was driving to town the other day.
I forgot something I had to run track supply. And
that ain't the redneck part, but it kind of is.
And I'm driving to town. I look over next to me.
I think I told you this. And then the bicycle
lane that they had installed on the highway I live on.
(15:15):
I see two bicycles back to back, and I said,
the front bicycle would go a little to the right
and the other one was right behind him and go
to the left, and he was right behind. Of course,
I'm always watching make sure you're not swerving too much.
Drunk in Jackson County and a bicycle they were running
in front of you, and then you'll kill them and
and so uh and I'm gonna following each other. And
I said, man, they're going exact same speed, and they
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were maintaining the exact same distance apart. And as they're
going up the hill, they ain't peddling. And I'm trying
to figure out what this this, this is defying the
laws of physics. And then I go up. I noticed
the front one he ain't peddling because it's an electric bike.
But the one behind him, it ain't electric, and he
(15:58):
ain't peddling either. And that's when I notice the clothes
line that was attaching the second bike to the first bike.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Can you imagine how that went?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hey, man, can I let me borrow you back? Go
to town? You ain't riding my electric bike, you'll crash it.
Well I need to go to town. Well you ain't
using my bike, Well ride your own bike. Man, that's
a long way. I can't peddle that far. Man, I
need some natty lights. I need to go get us
another twelve pack. And uh, all right, well i'll tell
you what you get eighteen and I'll go. I'll tell
(16:32):
I'll take you min ain't sitting on that bicycle with you. No, man,
go go out there and get the clothes line and
meet me round front, and we're gonna go to the
Dollar General.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
If you've ever told your friend on the bicycle to
the Dollar General store, you might get read.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That mess for you. I said, I sent you the
video to the email and with the pictures and all
that stuff. So you got to drop that in today's
online show.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Got a video?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well you, yes, My apologies up front the mister Fox
were their first stealing his punchline. But yeah, you might
be a redneck. I think we're qualified to determine if
you think.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm pretty sure we know if you read nick or not.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I've got an e bite.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I think we'll come up with a new one. You
might be white trash if and I.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Think I'm gonna get some clothes line all the way home. Hey, honey,
guess what we're gonna do this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well, it didn't beat to get at the time I
was going to town. I look up there and I
see I see the four wheeler coming coming from town
back towards Dry Creek, and I look any sideways. You know,
if you ride a four wheeler you goose it in
the back end of break loose and he'll get sideways.
He was driving down the side of the road sideways,
and I realized that something around his tires is just
slinging flopping, and I'm going, man and see if they spending.
(17:45):
Now it was pieces of rubber coming off his tires.
He had all four flats riding down the road on
the rim. But what made it funny was that on
the rack of the four wheeler on the front in
the back he had four tires and rims that had
air in them. So wherever he went to get tires
and rims to go on his four wheeler with four flats,
he didn't have a wrench or a jack or no help.
(18:08):
He just went up, got them, stole them, bottom barred them,
swapped for him, did something and was coming back with
said And about a week later I saw him again
and he had two good tires and two flat tires,
but at least they hadn't come apart yet. So apparently
somebody's by that by that old boy a tire bicycle
pump or something.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I guess they don't patrol that road very often do what.
I guess they don't patrol that road road very often.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There's two deputy shares right across the road from me.
They go that way every day. Not to mention the trooper.
It's about half a mile from the house.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I guess they just don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We just don't care.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
The thing is going on.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Why would you why would you, you know, to think? Uh?
One old, one old boy worked the share saue. I
think he may be coming back. I was driving to
town one day and pulled up near the interstate and
there's a homeless guy standing out there by the road
with a sign, and the deputy walked up to him
and we don't take that crap in Jackson County. And
he was had got to the point where he said, finally,
(19:07):
put your hands behind you back, and the guy bowed
up and wanted to wanted to tie up with a deputy.
So I pulled overside the road and he tasted the
Jesus side of him and run up there trying to
get I ran up there and I got you back, deputy,
got your back, Deputy. He turn around, looked, I know
you it's all right. We got a got him handcuffed
and got it and went on. Some dude over there
at the h that the camper cells and propane place
(19:31):
is giving the deputy thumbs up and telling me thank
you for helping him and all this stuff. It's like
a team effort. Man. Don't bring that crap to Jackson.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Can't You can have a homeless guy with flat or
flat tire four wheeler dude and a clothes line on
a bicycle on the e bike.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That's perfectly said.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That's that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
You might need that, and I could help you in
your in your business. You need to know what's acceptable
and what's not acceptable in.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Certain parts of the world.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I'm learning. Yeah, Dad was asking me earlier today. I
dropped by his arm after court. He's asking about all
these these turkeys and goats and everything else that Charlie's
got going on.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And I got cows.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Now you got cows.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I got cows and pigs.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And he's like he's He's like he's just gonna live
off the grid, isn't it? And I'm like, I think
that's just playing. He's like he ought to rename that
place is Maryanna Ruby Ridge.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You don't want you don't want to come to my
house and try to get me. First off, I am
still affiliated with the Sheriff's office. I'm gonna probably know,
and my wife runs this patch. I'm'a probably know they're coming.
So you don't want and it would have to be
really bad. But yeah, I have every intention of being capable,
I know, of living off grid and and and yeah,
(20:46):
everything I do now, I consider if the world ended
and I couldn't get fuel, and I couldn't get propane,
and if I couldn't get this, couldn't get this, couldn't
go to town and get this, and this and this,
how does everything in or relate with everything else? And
how would I be able to do that? With me
and my closest neighbors down there garden tools? Yet?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
What have you stocked up on your garden tools?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Some stuff sitting around. I can build that stuff because
I got I got enough but big enough solar system,
run the welder, and I got enough steel sitting around.
I can probably fabricate just about any hand. The problem
is is I keep farm tools like I keep you know,
shovels and hose and all that around the wooden tools
(21:28):
till they right, I mean, and and so, and then
the plastic plastic ones break because we're hard on stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Stop Fred, Stop, I saw I saw the wheels turning.
I saw the wheels turning. Stop you said hose.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He said hose, didn't I talking about Didn't I say
garden hose? Yes? I was specific, Fred.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think I think you said garden tools. And you
know anyway, you can't say that in front of Fred.
You shouldn't know that by.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Now, I was you have to.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That is not nice at all. I was shame on you.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
It was just gonna say you can replace a handle
on a hope.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You can, you can, But if she would just go
buy another.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
One, we could.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But I mean, you throw the old one in the
pile of crap. My wife doesn't want me to have.
So I have all the parts and pieces that I can.
I can refabricate later on. Meantime, I'm just gonna go
buy a new one.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I started replacing all my garden implement handles that rot
with fiberglass ones.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
So that you can do that too. Have a fiberglass hope.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You run over one, You run over one and it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Just crushes it though, Yeah, then then you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah that's right, all right, I suppose we'll be right.
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and so what we had to do was a lot
of people will go go out there to shoot at
one hundred yards, and we traditionally put you down on
four hundred yard range, but down there people trying to
shoot four hundred and you know, it gets a little
crowded over there in our peak hours. And so we
have we built one hundred yard range not long ago,
but we never had shade or tables or shooting benches.
(24:04):
There's one picnic table over there, and it just really
wasn't so we got that go. We got we got
my buddy Joe b actually come up there and help
us put up a lean to shed a barn, did
a good job on it. And this we built a
fourteen by thirty two shed there on the one hundred.
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It's exactly one hundred yards from the targets. And then
me and Jerry went up the other day and built
two of the shooting tables. And they are nice shooting tables.
I think he saw a picture.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
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Speaker 1 (24:41):
Ambidextra right right left, or you sit in the middle
if you want to. If you can't make your mind
up and but there are rock solid anchored in the ground.
They don't shake. We got four more stations to build
there to shoot at. But right now on hundred yard
ranges back open again and you now have shade and
shell and so you can shoot in the rain or
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whatever you want to do. Now. The only caveat on
that range is sometimes it gets a little moddy down
there at the far end, and you know, if it's raining,
it won't be busy at the range, so you can
go back to the four hundred and shoot. So anyway,
we are investing in making sure that our clients are
happy and business is good up there. Keeping in mind
we are now a glock stocking dealer in Dothan, and
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we have more firearms for sale. We've got some MAYR
fifteen's in the shop now. It is we've come a
long way up there. We're starting to and we have
gun safes, and we have some attire and we just
had a new shirt ordered. The shirts that Jada and
Ire wearing now we just ordered some more of them
and some different colors with the Talon logo and all
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the stuff we have up there from targets, and we're
doing more training up there. I mean, we were really
taking our model that we use here in Midway and
taking it to the Dothan in the Wiregrass area, and
we have glock not glock, we have sig and eight
teams for sale in the shop. So if you're in
the military, you know, you can come out there. I was,
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we were working the other day and I could hear
a bunch of military folks just having a good old
time on the qualification course that we have set up,
which mimics the handgun qualification course for the Army. For
the Novicel Rucker people up there practicing, they rent the
M eight teams, which we now have a handful of
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them for sale up there, So if you're in the market,
you know.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
The newest iteration of said gun.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yep. So anyway, there's a lot of stuff going on.
Matches are getting bigger and bigger up there, so if
you're in the and actually I was talking to Drew
Coleman the other day who runs to all the shooting matches,
and they were wanting to put together uh he and
Jerry and the rest of them are trying to put
together some competition shooting classes so that they can you know,
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people can come in there and learn that we do
that here or we don't, but some people do on
Yeah you know our group here and uh so, yeah,
a lot of change, so.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It takes it. You know. That's when you when you
kind of have an idea what's going to happen your
your first time is without a lot of anxiety. Hopefully
that's that. That's the idea behind teaching shooting. Yeah, that's
the I got you and fred I tell you what
the idea behind that is. If you've ever come come
out here and learned how to do it before you
ever ever shoot the first time, if you've learned how
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the match is going to go, your lower your anxiety level.
You know what am I gonna do with these guys?
You know, I'm trying to be a good you know,
trying to be good and wholesome and all this stuff,
and I keep getting drug back into the end of
the death.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
He could ignore my smart but comments there's there's a
reason I'm smart. But it's it's not my fault. It's
a it's a it's a Johnson's fault, not me. It's
a longer story than we got in the next ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But I know you got you got some Johnson and
your Lenny. It just what you're saying is no, no
ken to some Johnson's.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Um No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, all right, Well I thought you had a granddaddy
or something named Johnson.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh his middle name was Johnson, Lee Johnson's Tricken. Well
Johnson used to be up to Carolina's. It was a name.
It wasn't always just a last name. Sometimes it was
you know, you say so to go down here and
see Johnson. You know you go see a Son? Yeah, yeah, Johnson.
All right, little big Johnson.
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(29:43):
for I just look at this stuff anyway. So yeah,
we we we do what we do now.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I didn't realize Joe Rugan was our age. He was younger.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well see how I looked him up.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
He looked younger because he's all ahead of baby.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Somebody, I'm in it and said on one of these
videos we put out that went viral, that that we're
a bunch of old heads and boomers and we're not boomers.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
We are we will be. Yeah, we we know how
to work the computer.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
There's a there's a yeah. There's somebody say that's the
reason you're the forgotten generation.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And I'm like, yeah, no, we're not the forgotten generation
where you best want to leave them alone generation.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, we're the don't don't mess with us. And here's
the thing is, we're getting old enough now to where
we are developing old man's strength and yeah, and the
lack of caring coming along, like there's not all that longer.
You know, Well, you don't mess with old guys because
they have less time on this earth and they begin
to care less whether they go to jail or not.
(30:48):
You know, it's like, well they get free health care
into jail, so you know, maybe they ain't do something
about these aches and pains.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I tell you, we're about being stronger. My son is
he's stronger than I am. He he he's one hundred
and eighty pounds, you know, six foot tall, one hundred
and eighty pounds. He's strong. He goes to the gym
every day. He is just unbelievably strong. But he does
not know how to use that strength the way and
I'm not as strong as he is, but I know
how to use it better. And that's just that's a
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difference between old men know how to use what strength
they still have in there, uh well in.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
A fight, being able to bench press a certain amount
of weight or curl or something that really doesn't apply
to And it's like I used to watch my daddy
pick up a tractor tire and I was in I
was working out. Yeah, I was in the I was player,
I was doing all that, and I would I would
try to convert that into Okay, this is a dead lift,
(31:42):
let me do this, let me do that. And I'm
struggling to get it up. My daddy grab one hand
and just would walk in there and he would just
grab it, set the thing up, and he goes, son,
I'm tired of watching you mess with that, put it
up there, and I'm my holy cat, Well, you know
I can do that now. Yeah. I may pay the price.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh yeah, it is, yeah, towards, but it costs.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It does it's I have to I have. I'm at
the point now with all the back issues and stuff
I have and hip issues and everything, it shoulder issues
because that really factor really works really well for me.
But the a sponsor, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
It's just being honest. Both of us take it and
it is it works, Yes, sir, well, I mean I
got him on it because it works so well for me.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
You've probably heard about what was a handed Yeah, that
one of the yeah, and it's better than that burner
Crappy promotes because the lady asked me today, you know,
one of the And man, I'm not picking on you
because I know we get that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I get that call in here to know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
If she could open carry of burning I'm like, I'm
pretty sure you can because it's just a it's a
paintball gun with pepper powder and an early resident cap says,
and powder inside the thing. And but but if you
shoot me with it, I'm on, I'm on, cough and hack,
and I'm gonna end up hurting you because it's not
gonna they say what they want about that kind of stuff.
But get a gun, get a real gun.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Gonna care if something looks like a gun, you might
want to have a real gun.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, because if you pull that on me, I'm gonna
shoot you because it looks to me like a gun.
And the fact is is you can disable me with
that speak.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Did you see that boat captain over the.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
There's another one, but there's another one too, Yes, I
did the first one. That the guy jumps on the
guy's boat. He's lucky he didn't get shot dead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah. Yeah, because that is burglary of an occupied.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Convey and.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
That's what doctrine applies on it.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Does you are presumed to have a reasonable fear of
death or a great Bodley heart.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, that guy's catching all the smoke if he gets
on my boat with me because he's mad. That's just
that's just he's catching all.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Of it in Florida waters. You're good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Well, whatever stopped started that fight is irrelevant. Whatever started
that argument. He put his boat over there next to
the other one, stepped off of his boat into that
kid's boat, and the kid, you know, the kid was
kind of his a little mouthy. But the thing is
is you're that's like, that's like, uh rage, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
And the water is wait there now, there is nothing
that aggravates me. I got really mad at a at
a fishing guide service in Panama City a couple of
years ago, and I told you this story where we
got on some fish and I've got my wife and
both my girls up there, and we were on some
mahi three miles off shore, and we're catching mahi mahi
as fast as you could get the line back out
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there and get him in the boat. And uh, this
guy was coming by in a charter boat or whatever
with all the fancy wrapping on the side of his boat.
And I'm not gonna name this company, but I remember it.
And he comes in and blows by us at top
speed in the ocean, in eighty hundred foot of water.
He's in the ocean. There's no reason for him to
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come twenty five yards away, thirty yards away from where
we're We're on some mahi.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Always, yeah, see any other vessel, you go out of
the way, right.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
But then there was no reason. He had a bunch
of people on the boat, and I'm sure he probably
saw us catching fish and goes on what they're catching
out there in the in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, binocular, Well, we were on a little.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Piece of cardboard floating in the water that had a
bunch of dolphin under it, you know, had a bunch
of mahimahi on us. Yeah, and just got lucky to
find it. You know, and it's gonna be gone when
we can't. You know that that that those things happen
and they go away and you just take advantage of
We just got lucky. And uh, why that guy did that,
I don't know. But it made me mad, but it
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didn't make me mad enough to go run him down,
run him down, threatened to whoop his button and heard
it in and getting into all this ruckus over it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's where he docs and pulled his plug on his boat.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Now, yeah, well there was a second one where a
guy comes by. The guy's it's somewhere down south Florida
and the guy actually got on there when somebody said,
yah that that guy's a jerk and blah blah blah
on the comments and he goes it was me and
that guy had passed me in a no wake zone
to get to this hole, and I had a charter
and I was going to that fishing hole, that fishing spot,
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and he got in front of me and beat me
there and did you know, violated the no wakes one
to do it and all this other stuff. And you're
gonna stop and just get in a cussing contest with
the guy.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Clients, Yeah, your clients, the guy, the kid, the guy
that got on the other boat. If you look at that,
when you watch the charter captain's clients over there and they're.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like, oh no, yeah, they're looking out the Florida going
videotaping this. And to drive a boat in cases, there's
too many.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If I'd have been on when he jumped on the
other kid's boat and they were over there and and
the kid rowed off, if I'd have been on the
charter boat, I think I'd have just got behind the
wheel and said, I which way back to the Yeah,
this GPS right here to take us right back to
the dock.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
You you are a terrible guide. If you have one
fishing spot picked out for the day and you're paying
some or somebody's paying you to take you fishing, and
you have one option, you're a terrible You're a terrible
at your job. Because I guarantee you that guy sitting
it's the best in the world. Yeah multiple times. If
you've got to say that multiple times, you're probably not. Uh.
(37:00):
But I mean, that's a fishing guy sitting right there
at the end of this table, and I guarantee you
when he leaves the bank in the morning. He's got
more than one plan. If the first plan don't work out,
absolutely well.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I hope you have more than one plan. Do you
have more than one plan?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yes, sir, Because at the crop, if this croppy bike,
we're bass fishing the bass fishing bank, we'll cracker. They
ain't biting, we're praying, and that usually works out.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It does, it does.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
But there's I've heard of a up there on the
lake this past week, someone fighting over shell cracker bed
and got nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Like I've heard of all. Oh yeah, buddy, they take
brim beds. Brim beds and shell cracker beds will get
folks wound up. That ain't just started. You know, it's
been around.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
About public falls and that stuff's been going on forever.
Nobody just they didn't post it.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, exactly that. That's probably a lot of it is
the social media aspect of all that we're finding out
about it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's not employed as a fishing guy anymore, don't I.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Bet he probably lost his captain's license and probably went
to jail. I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I know they're investigating it, but.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I can't imagine him not getting a charge of some kind,
even if it's just a misdemeanor trespassing on that guy's boat.
But you I'm here to tell you now if that's
my sixteen year old kid that I turned loose on
the boat, because we live on the water and he's
you know, I was a fifteen year old kid, sixteen
year old kid that got let go in the boat
anytime I wanted to go. And when I was that age,
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it's just my grand granddaddy knew I was capable of
operating the boat and I was safe, and they were
happy for me to go fishing. Buddy. I don't know
what would have happened to somebody that had done that
to me as a kid when they when my parents
found out, somebody better be hiding because I know what
my granddaddy would have done or what my dad would
I know what they would have done. And back in
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those days when men tend to handle things by themselves.
Not saying that's right, but the law probably wouldn't have
been called, you know, And.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
I just, yeah, it's hard to believe that gaget.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I read somewhere he's a combat injured veteran or something,
got PTS or maybe brain injury or something like that.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
But hate it for him, but it doesn't excuse it.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I'm sorry, he can't act like a Somali pirate.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
And yeah, I mean it may be a reason, but
it shouldn't be an excuse, you know that.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, there's no excuse.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
And if that's if that's, if that's the case, then
that guy probably don't need to be walking around in public.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
He needs some anger management issues, control horses or something.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I bet he didn't get a tip from most clients
that day. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 3 (40:37):
It's a driving.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm s and we're back. Hey Paul, before we get
the fishing, I want to thank the Department of Transportations,
the Florida Department Transportation, for installing bicycle deterrence on the
side of the road in front of my house because
you don't always worry and we'll hit one in that
bicycle lane. So yesterday and I pulled out of my
driveway and I see lane clothes signs like what is
(41:00):
the brand new highway? And I look up in there
there they are milling uh rumple strips in the bicycle
lane between me and town. And have you have you
ever riden a bicycle on those weird shaped seats that
put all that pressure on the portion of your body
that rhymes with ak And yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Think you can say you can say you can say.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And if you're riding, if you're riding with those little
thin road bicycle tires and you hit a rumpel strip,
it definitely will get your attentions on solid. So, yeah,
they they have installed bicycle deterrents on the side of
a highway seventy three south of Mariana. You know, it'll
let you know if you run off the road and
the truck. It'll also let you know if you didn't
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stay in that six inches they left for the bicycle.
I don't know if that old boy is gonna be
towing his buddy to town with that closed line anymore
or not.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, a rough ride.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
So the fish biting, Yes, they are shell crackers that
went on the bed after last episode. We recorded that
the next day. They're moving on. So that's definitely happening
right now. Got don't we have full moon coming up?
Look it's coming up. There's a big high school tournament
tomorrow on lakes on like someone on.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Alice Ali's boyfriends of fishing, And.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, I got to I got to talk to him
a little bit before. I hope they hope they catch him.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
He's I think that I think I'm going to the
way in Sunday afternoon. I've ben got cralled up about
taking her and her and her little girlfriend dating him
and his fishing partners. So they they got they don't got.
They dodnet put in to go to the way.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's gonna be man.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I think they're supposed to be like two in her
boat says there's a tournament Saturday. It's two days a
Saturday in Sunday. There are different tournaments, but they're right,
you know what I mean. But that's gonna be good.
Just letting people know that are coming up here and
that there's like a lot of boot.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
How'd you do last weekend?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Jay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, uh we went to we went, we went out.
I caught the I think I caught four or five
a couple of good little bass. Ali my fifteen year old,
she lost a horse, hit it right at the boat
and went straight down back up under the boat, and
it was one of them real quick, and it broke
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off kind of thing. And boyfriend got smoked. I mean
we between the two of us, I think he caught
one fish and didn't even get it to the boat
good and buddy young and laid into him and just
ribbed him about us whooping up on him. Oh, you
tournament bass fish?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Are you gonna get ally in this high school fish?
I saw a young lady put by driving a boat
up on the trailer yesterday. Up there, I have good
to see.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
You know, I have never had success pushing my children
into anything. I have made it very, very obvious to
her that daddy would be really happy if you wanted
to start tournament bass fishing. And I will support your
efforts and completely. And uh, I don't know if she's
gonna take debate or not. No, no pun intended. I
would love for her too, but she's she plays soccer
(44:08):
at a very high level and it takes up a
lot of her time. And between that and we don't
let grades, uh, we don't let grades go down on
behalf of soccer. But between grades and soccer and high
school honors classes and that kind of stuff, I honestly
don't know that she has time.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You know, she's gonna meet a better husband at the
boatland and then she is on the soccer field.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Doubt and probably won't probably won't have a dyet hair
and uh and uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's one thing I get excited about fishing with kids.
You can opportunity to inject them with got excited about fishing,
you know what I mean, can stay with them for
the rest of her life.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's huge.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
It is the lifetime I tell people.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I get a chance to take a youngster's getting into it,
I'm like, I get real excited about that because I
know what it did to me when I first went.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
And you've been fishing with her, and you see how
much joy she got out of that day catching. She loves,
She loves to go already.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Tell you she ever decided this should be good?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, I think she would too, and she she understands that.
She understands what's going on.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
And I've had working with kids. I asked him, I said,
did you work a job to bring in bill bringing
money to help the family pay for the bills? And
they're like, no, So your only job in life is
to make a's and your dad and your mama support
your fish. That all you got to do. And then
you know, I've had numerous kids. Her parents call soil.
(45:29):
I don't know what you're telling my kid, but they
went from b's and c's and d's to a's. I
just tell them the truth. To waste my time, if
you ain't willing to do what it takes riding eighteen
years ago. It's all and not everyone gets it, but
the ones that do get it.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're right there. There is no There
is honestly no telling where I personally would have ended up,
you know, as a as a kid that their father
died when I was thirteen, and had my grandfather not
been there, and could you see so much of the
trouble in the world today is coming from fathers homes
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and and but you know, my granddaddy took me hunting,
fishing and in still the love of that outdoors and
me at a really young age and it's never gone away,
and it kept me out of trouble because I knew
that if I got in trouble or did something stupid,
that Papa was not gonna take me hunting and fishing anymore. So,
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you know, and I think that that's a that that
and like you said, it's not for everybody, but you
never know. There there's some kids out there that I
know some some some kids out there that absolutely love it,
live for it, that's all they and and they're generally speaking,
they're not bad. They're never I've never seen the kid
that was involved in that kind of stuff that went bad.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's it's it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But like I said, the shell cracker biting, that's good.
Even on Lake Town Quin. You got shell crackers starting
to bed down there. The bass has been schooling on
on Shad, on Shad's bonds. That's just happening on Seminole.
So I'm expecting a pretty good weight for this tournament
on Simino this weekend. I bet it'd be over twenty one,
twenty two pounds that lead the tournament.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, that's hey, man, that's uh. We we were picking
it slate about not catching fish. He was throwing a
big old one of these big, big bass lures, the
big huge uh big swim bait, swim bait or he
called it some glide bait, big, you know. So he
was trying to catch a big one and we we
had fun picking on him because we caught more. She
caught more than he did, and I caught more than
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he did, and she was picking on any fun. And
I want to go back and say, he was trying
to catch a monster, you know. And if you target
and you can go out target large because of a
big bass. It takes a big fish to hit a
big bait. All fish will hit a little bait at
some point in time. You can catch large bath large
bass on little.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Ts on a sinko, a five inch sinko and a
half a fish. It ain't as big as a work,
you know.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, one of the ones I caught the other day
on the on the speed worm was about the length
of this, you know, about a six inch long fish,
you know, but big enough to get in his mouth.
They're aggressive, they'll hit something the same size as there.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
That's where you were fishing with his speed one. Yeah,
that's one of a little propeller at the front end.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
It's got a little flappy tail on there. So, uh,
there's different ways to fish them. She was just throwing
them out there and reeling them back, reeling them back.
I was swimming it off the bottom because the water's
still a little cool and you know, not moving it
quite as fast. So I caught more than she did.
The technique I was using with the same same exact bait.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
So what size weight do you have on it?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Jay? It was small, like three sixteenths or something something like,
I said, with a good ways today I.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Took a fell out and he went back to the area.
He's from out of town, didn't know the lake. It's
got a little club tournament coming in. And he caught
me back and said, man, I went back to check
that spot that we just kind of expand on it something,
and he goes, I got a problem. I caught what
It broke my rod. I tried to lift it by
the way. It think it was that big as like
a seven pounder. We got the fish in, but broke
the right I said, why would you go back.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
There before your tournament?
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I said, just leave from there.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
You can do that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah. No, it's uh yeah, you don't want to overfish
when you're pre fishing, man. And I know guys that
pre fish stuff that they'll take their hooks and uh
you know, uh break them off and just figure out
a way to get a bite and they make those
little keepers and yeah, that's what I'm talking about. They'll
take it and make a keeper on there that I
did have way ton't have any hooks in it.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
I was flipping some. I know you don't like to flip,
but sometimes y d that's good.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I was flipping in some grass and I one't hit it. Well,
I ain't got a hook. I was holding a rod
and kept pulling me down. He sucked it through his gills,
came out of gil wrapped around his head a lassoed, like,
how does this happen?
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Trying trying my work, trying your best not to catch
the fish and do it anyway, like I said, great
fisherman post.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
No, I don't know. It's just what it.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Got lucky, unlucky purpose.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I didn't do it on purpose. I wasn't trying
to do.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
You should have said you did.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, I'm telling the truth that story. Should yan't gonna
believe what I did. The day I set out, I
figured I'm gonna try to last over me a bass
and dog gone if I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
You ever fished a jiggingspoon. I had a buddy up
on like you follow he's jigging it. We gets about
a three pound spot, big one, and he wrapped around
his neck and hooked the line back on the spoon.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
He said, buddy, that's how good I am?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I say, yeah, you are.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Jiggenspoons are uh, they're they're getting coming back in popularity
lost in the winter.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, how if the fisher school like they do on top,
and you can throw that thing a country mile, get
it over there on let it ring across the surface,
let it fall down through them and catch them.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yep, for sure. What about you, Fred, you've been fishing
your late behind?
Speaker 4 (50:38):
I have. I started to go down there the other day.
I was going to do it on April Fool's Day
and then then you got caught up in that mess.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
How long it take you to get unmad?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
They didn't leave till nine o'clock, so about nine thirty.
About nine thirty, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I knew something that happened funny when we started getting
text messages about I got some content for the show.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh. The next night, I caught a snake, took a
picture of it except for my life, and said, guess what.
Guess where I'm putting this? And she's like where, and
I said, I'm not saying. She still don't know where?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
That check your pillow.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I would like to mention, if we have time, I
got another boat this year. If anybody liked to come
shell cracker fish and give me a call eight five
o two six four seven five three four cool, see
y'all next week,
And welcome to the town Outdoor Show. I'm Charlie, I'm
j D.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've got the Paul tyred.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sound sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If you get me sick during my weekend without much
soccer tournament going on, I'm gonna come find you.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I feel better sound, But I feel better. Yeah, that's
because you're there drinking that moonshine.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's just that's a cold remedy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And y'all wan't it's a formulation.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's a recipe. It looks pretty remember the Waltons.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It looks pretty.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Uh serious, that is a formulation. Speaking of formulation.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, yeah. Story So, so a buddy of ours is
wrapping a new for for a new chemical company. He's
a medical medical supply rep. Anyway, he witnessed this amazing
product at his buddy, who was a big time up farm.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I've been dove hunting on their place that they're in
Georgia and this guy they farm thousands and thousands of
acres of peanuts.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And you have to tell where we got it from.
Go get it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So anyway, we found a wonderful new gun cleaner. You
want me to get away from the dude. Story right,
And we.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Found we found this.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We found this stuff. It's a it's a biodegradable, not intoxic,
non carcinogenic, food grade.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Degreaser, and it's stuff certified.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And it's yeah, all that stuff and it we we
have figured out that it is the most awesome gun
cleaner if you need to really deep clean a gun
and get all the grind. Is a detergent like dawn. No,
it's a detergent. We're mixing it up. It's a degreaser.
So it is a but you talk about just like
(01:50):
spraying it on your gun and watch the carbon and
oil and all the nasty stuff fall off of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So you can you could use it also to clean
a fryar or something.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It works fantastic for fish fryer. And that's exactly what
Stewart said. He said, when you get home, spray this
on your on your deep fryer, he said, you will
be amazed. And lo and behold. We put some in
an ultrasonic cleaner. We cut it way down, you know,
cut it, cut it way down, and formula with low
low power formula and put it in this ultrasonic cleaner.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We did a fifty to one in an ultras It's
amazing to what stuff just come off?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Are you solid it here?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yes, we're waiting on the bottles and labels and all
this stuff so we can put it on. There's Talan gun.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Juice, Talon gun juice, the world's best range grade gun cleaner.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You're gonna call it gun juice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We didn't call and consult you, and I'm sorry, Yeah,
we didn't check you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We just juice.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, for real, it looks like pink grapefruit juice.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Looks like you could look. Yeah, that's exactly what it
looks like. So we could drink that?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You can?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's probably gonna clean.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It says that it is a skin ir to, but
you can wash your hands with it doesn't bother you
unless you have that's the skin are unless you have
soft hands like I saw somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, clean aluminum like our boats.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh yeah, stainless steel limit. I mean, it's not gonna
like take cakeed on stuff that's cooked on and take it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But I guess we took a suppressor that was heavily carboned. Nasty,
really dirty suppressors. They get really dirty silencers on the
end of the gun because they catch all the smoke
and carbon and stuff coming out of the end of
the barrel. We took it, uh, put it in ultrasonic,
hit it with a toothbrush, a nylon toothbrush, and it
(03:40):
came back like like new.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wow. I hadn't cleaned my carry gun in a while.
I recommend people do and walked in here yesterday, just
pulled it out of holster, build stripped it. Noticed all
the limp and crap in there, and the gunk that
I had been anyway, I should have cleaned it before then,
and I just I feel stripped it, sprayed that stuff
(04:03):
on there, rinsed it off under some water. I did
take a toothbrush and rub it a couple of places
on there, and I blew it off what air actually
fill stripped a little bit more to manually blow the
water out because of air host has broken. But I
let it air dry and it almost felt like it
had a coating on it. It has a rust inhibitor
(04:25):
built in, yeah, so you don't have to worry about
flash rusting. If you de grease bare steel, and if
you let it sit there in humid environments and heat,
it will flash rust. You'll get a light coat of
rust on it, but this leads a very small film
of something on it that keeps it from flash rusting.
And so then I went back and I just put
a couple of drops of oil. And my gun's never
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been this clean. I mean, it wasn't this clean when
I got out of box new. And it took zero
effort beyond what I would.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
In sixteen sixteen out spray. It'll come in a sixteen
out spray bottle. It cost you about twenty bucks, so.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'll go along way. Yeah, and you could take that
sixteen out spray bottle that we'll have deluted what five
to one, and you could delute it another ten times
and use it in a sonic cleaner. So it's uh,
we just had to pick a concentration because we buy
it concentrated and then we'll mix it. We will mix
the formulation here. It's actually I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Looking forward to my fire.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Clean I'm on, I'm going to delete all the other
stuff that I have sitting around this gun cleaner and
use it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now we're talking about gun cleaning. I remember when I
was a kid, my brother would take me hunting. He
would never put it you would wipe that thing down,
never put it back up, because if you did, you
touch your fingerprint like on a shotgun on a.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Blue on blue like you know what I mean. So
we get we get old blued guns in here on
a regular basis, and I go, well, we could find
out who who touched this one hundred years ago because
there's a think a perfect fingerprint on there where the
old from your skin and the acids from your skin
get on there and eat the blueing off the off
of the blue.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
A lot of people go hunting and they don't think
about it. They have a nice, pretty blue gun. They'll
come back from hunting and just unload a gun and
put it up and they'll come back. I've witness this
happened before in my own in my own gun, and
come out to be a little light rust film on it,
and you know, you'll see you can tell where you
(06:15):
touched it. It'll have rusting.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And so you and this stuff we're talking about, you
do absolutely need to reoil it after you clean it
and that. But that's aill does two things. It lubricates
and it attracts particulates, so it attracts dirt and it
lubricates and if in what you're trying to do is
get the old and nasty. It's like the old change
in your car. You're getting the used oil off of there,
putting the oil on it. So I think it's a
(06:39):
great product. I sprayed some of it on some raw
gun barrel. We had a gun barrel that we had
milled out a section of the to look at, and
so you had raw, untreated, unblued on whatever steel on there.
And I sprayed this stuff on there. And it's been
sitting back there, leaned up against the wall for three
days now and it hasn't developed any flash rust on it.
So that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Have you have you put it on anything? I know
it works fine on plastics and polymers, but what about wood?
Do you see anything?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, I haven't. I'm not going to put it on wood.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend. I would recommend not putting
it on wood. I don't know. I haven't tried it.
I got an old gun stock I can try, though.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah. I just want if you get it on wood
and wipe it off as it can.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Probably be fine.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah. I don't think it.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The amount of water base that it's using.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Uh, what other thing. It is water based. You can
clean it up very easily.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, so its not a petroleum product.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're not supposed to get it in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So you know, anybody pull April fool prank.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
On you, Nope, not this year.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I got got, you got got, I got got bad.
So every fool is what Tuesday? Yeah, it wasn't very
good day at the office, and uh, the wife said,
we're gonna have dinner just be us at the house.
And uh, I had to get up a new freezer,
stand up freezer because my chest freezer shot. And so
(08:01):
I finally went up toms Field and got it, brought
it downhim. It's fancy looking freezer's got this a little
digital readout and all this stuff on there. And so,
as luck would have it, here come my son, the
number two son, Grayce, and he comes in and he
pulls up the house. Hey, he wasn't expected. I'm like, well,
I'm glad you here. You can help me unload this freezer.
And so we get the freezer onload and I got
(08:23):
any instructions and I'm reading and trying to figure out.
I finally get it all set up. He's gone on
his side Meanwhile, my neighbors come over and he is
too high for him. So he went inside started drinking
the liquor, and I plugged the freezer in. And as
soon as I do this, like gay porno music starts
playing and I unplug it and stops plug it back in,
(08:46):
it starts up again. And I'm going with these and
I go inside and I'm like, if if y'all done
something to get you know, is there some malfunction going on?
And I look over and I see this, look at
Grayson won't look at me, and I he'd been sitting
out there watching me plug that thing in, and I
did it three or four times.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And it was like.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I thought this. I thought there was some kind of
speaker in there, or did you get that? Or did
you get that freezer front?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So you want to know?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So that happens, and then I finally, you know, I'm
kind of hacked about that, and I'm like, David, fools whatever, I.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Just want to know how you know, what you hear
about the music sounds.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Like, well, if if I ever heard it, that's what
it sounded like. I mean, I almost put on some
leather chaps and started around.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Don't go there.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's the person listening to that would be wearing those
kind of those kind of pajama pants, trust me. But
and then they got me again.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
We'll tell you hear that.
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Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, that already pranked me with the with the music
of freaking music out playing in that I thought was
coming out of my free of our freezer. So I
had a bunch of stuff to do if I only
get the and I'm out messing around outside. My wife
comes out and says, let's say, look, we need I need
to talk to you. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm busy.
(11:16):
Can we I mean, can we?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Can we we need to talk to talk?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Where are we going?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Can I just can we wait on this? And I'm
out here. I've got to get this stuff done before
the sun goes down, so no, no, come inside. I'm like,
all right, So I'll go inside. And there's a big
pile of stuff at the bottom of the stairs and
I don't recognize it. I don't know where it's coming.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
From, somebody moving out or somebody moving in.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And then I see my my youngest son, who has
recently moved out of the house and coming out of
the upstairs bedroom, and followed is his girlfriend coming out
of the bedroom. And I'm like what And they both
look at me with this deer in the headlight look,
and I'm like and I look at my wife and
(12:06):
she's got this, you know, you know I didn't do it.
You look and I'm like, what, what? What is going
on here? And so my son says, look, I don't
hate to tell you this, but uh, Landy just got
kicked out of the house. And I just got kicked
out of my house as well. We need somewhere to
stay and I couldn't find I've tried to. It's only
(12:28):
be a bee for a couple of weeks. And I'm like,
I looked at my wife and I said, you told
me it was going to be me and you having
spaghetti tonight and that was it. And now now I
got Grayson. I got my neighbor in there drinking my liquor,
and I got him moving in my house. What in
the is going And so I just start going off
on her and I finally just throw my stuff down.
(12:50):
I walk outside and she follows me, and I go
off on her again, and I'm just I'm losing it
at this point. And finally my son comes out and says,
you really shouldn't argue with your wife on April Fool's Day.
And I'm like, you, but now they know how you
really feel. And his girlfriend's like, I never knew your
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dad would be triggered like that.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The only thing would have been better if they'd have
been wearing pajama pants. So somebody picked on you. You
said something you were You went off on the last
show about Lelo and Stitch pajamas and public and somebody
watched the show and went off on you for wearing
a Lelo and Stitch shirt. That was while you were
(13:37):
talking about Leelo and Stick's pajamas. Had until I saw it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
That shirt costs more than my house.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So well, you didn't say how much to Leland and
Stitch pajama pants cause they.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Got him at Walmart on sale two for five dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Okay, I just can't get over the seersucker pants you're
wearing today. You look quite sharp. By the way, of course,
Southern lawyer. Everybody wearing light blue.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's what I wear, theer suckers.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's my court court attire. And Matt Locke copied me.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Up on Halloween. What kind of critics are on your socks?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What I got on there? I think I got dogs
on there today? Point of dogs? Mhm, what.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Fred?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There's only one that was.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
A Peter Malar shirt I was wearing that I got
at the players Golf Club tournament. Okay, so I mean
that was it's a golf shirt. Yeah, I got you
see that, Grants, he got my player's hat over there.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You fancy people keeping his paper down? How you figured
out how these fans? How Fred Fred being Fred likes
to hang out with us, That's what I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, his wife apparently doesn't like him hanging out with us.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
A bad influence.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He comes home from hanging out with the rednecks. Speaking
of rednecks, Okay, man, I will next door. I was,
I was. I was driving to town the other day.
I forgot something I had to run track supply. And
that ain't the redneck part, but it kind of is.
And I'm driving to town. I look over next to me.
I think I told you this. And then the bicycle
lane that they had installed on the highway I live on.
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I see two bicycles back to back, and I said,
the front bicycle would go a little to the right
and the other one was right behind him and go
to the left, and he was right behind. Of course,
I'm always watching make sure you're not swerving too much.
Drunk in Jackson County and a bicycle they were running
in front of you, and then you'll kill them and
and so uh and I'm gonna following each other. And
I said, man, they're going exact same speed, and they
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were maintaining the exact same distance apart. And as they're
going up the hill, they ain't peddling. And I'm trying
to figure out what this this, this is defying the
laws of physics. And then I go up. I noticed
the front one he ain't peddling because it's an electric bike.
But the one behind him, it ain't electric, and he
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ain't peddling either. And that's when I notice the clothes
line that was attaching the second bike to the first bike.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Can you imagine how that went?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hey, man, can I let me borrow you back? Go
to town? You ain't riding my electric bike, you'll crash it.
Well I need to go to town. Well you ain't
using my bike, Well ride your own bike. Man, that's
a long way. I can't peddle that far. Man, I
need some natty lights. I need to go get us
another twelve pack. And uh, all right, well i'll tell
you what you get eighteen and I'll go. I'll tell
(16:32):
I'll take you min ain't sitting on that bicycle with you. No, man,
go go out there and get the clothes line and
meet me round front, and we're gonna go to the
Dollar General.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
If you've ever told your friend on the bicycle to
the Dollar General store, you might get read.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That mess for you. I said, I sent you the
video to the email and with the pictures and all
that stuff. So you got to drop that in today's
online show.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Got a video?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well you, yes, My apologies up front the mister Fox
were their first stealing his punchline. But yeah, you might
be a redneck. I think we're qualified to determine if
you think.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm pretty sure we know if you read nick or not.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I've got an e bite.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I think we'll come up with a new one. You
might be white trash if and I.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Think I'm gonna get some clothes line all the way home. Hey, honey,
guess what we're gonna do this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well, it didn't beat to get at the time I
was going to town. I look up there and I
see I see the four wheeler coming coming from town
back towards Dry Creek, and I look any sideways. You know,
if you ride a four wheeler you goose it in
the back end of break loose and he'll get sideways.
He was driving down the side of the road sideways,
and I realized that something around his tires is just
slinging flopping, and I'm going, man and see if they spending.
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Now it was pieces of rubber coming off his tires.
He had all four flats riding down the road on
the rim. But what made it funny was that on
the rack of the four wheeler on the front in
the back he had four tires and rims that had
air in them. So wherever he went to get tires
and rims to go on his four wheeler with four flats,
he didn't have a wrench or a jack or no help.
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He just went up, got them, stole them, bottom barred them,
swapped for him, did something and was coming back with
said And about a week later I saw him again
and he had two good tires and two flat tires,
but at least they hadn't come apart yet. So apparently
somebody's by that by that old boy a tire bicycle
pump or something.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I guess they don't patrol that road very often do what.
I guess they don't patrol that road road very often.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There's two deputy shares right across the road from me.
They go that way every day. Not to mention the trooper.
It's about half a mile from the house.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I guess they just don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We just don't care.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
The thing is going on.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Why would you why would you, you know, to think? Uh?
One old, one old boy worked the share saue. I
think he may be coming back. I was driving to
town one day and pulled up near the interstate and
there's a homeless guy standing out there by the road
with a sign, and the deputy walked up to him
and we don't take that crap in Jackson County. And
he was had got to the point where he said, finally,
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put your hands behind you back, and the guy bowed
up and wanted to wanted to tie up with a deputy.
So I pulled overside the road and he tasted the
Jesus side of him and run up there trying to
get I ran up there and I got you back, deputy,
got your back, Deputy. He turn around, looked, I know
you it's all right. We got a got him handcuffed
and got it and went on. Some dude over there
at the h that the camper cells and propane place
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is giving the deputy thumbs up and telling me thank
you for helping him and all this stuff. It's like
a team effort. Man. Don't bring that crap to Jackson.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Can't You can have a homeless guy with flat or
flat tire four wheeler dude and a clothes line on
a bicycle on the e bike.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That's perfectly said.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That's that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
You might need that, and I could help you in
your in your business. You need to know what's acceptable
and what's not acceptable in.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Certain parts of the world.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I'm learning. Yeah, Dad was asking me earlier today. I
dropped by his arm after court. He's asking about all
these these turkeys and goats and everything else that Charlie's
got going on.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And I got cows.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Now you got cows.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I got cows and pigs.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And he's like he's He's like he's just gonna live
off the grid, isn't it? And I'm like, I think
that's just playing. He's like he ought to rename that
place is Maryanna Ruby Ridge.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You don't want you don't want to come to my
house and try to get me. First off, I am
still affiliated with the Sheriff's office. I'm gonna probably know,
and my wife runs this patch. I'm'a probably know they're coming.
So you don't want and it would have to be
really bad. But yeah, I have every intention of being capable,
I know, of living off grid and and and yeah,
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everything I do now, I consider if the world ended
and I couldn't get fuel, and I couldn't get propane,
and if I couldn't get this, couldn't get this, couldn't
go to town and get this, and this and this,
how does everything in or relate with everything else? And
how would I be able to do that? With me
and my closest neighbors down there garden tools? Yet?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
What have you stocked up on your garden tools?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Some stuff sitting around. I can build that stuff because
I got I got enough but big enough solar system,
run the welder, and I got enough steel sitting around.
I can probably fabricate just about any hand. The problem
is is I keep farm tools like I keep you know,
shovels and hose and all that around the wooden tools
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till they right, I mean, and and so, and then
the plastic plastic ones break because we're hard on stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Stop Fred, Stop, I saw I saw the wheels turning.
I saw the wheels turning. Stop you said hose.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He said hose, didn't I talking about Didn't I say
garden hose? Yes? I was specific, Fred.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think I think you said garden tools. And you
know anyway, you can't say that in front of Fred.
You shouldn't know that by.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Now, I was you have to.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That is not nice at all. I was shame on you.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
It was just gonna say you can replace a handle
on a hope.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You can, you can, But if she would just go
buy another.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
One, we could.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But I mean, you throw the old one in the
pile of crap. My wife doesn't want me to have.
So I have all the parts and pieces that I can.
I can refabricate later on. Meantime, I'm just gonna go
buy a new one.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I started replacing all my garden implement handles that rot
with fiberglass ones.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
So that you can do that too. Have a fiberglass hope.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You run over one, You run over one and it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Just crushes it though, Yeah, then then you throw it away.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah that's right, all right, I suppose we'll be right.
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if you're in our wiregrass listening audience and you come
by the range, we man we've gotten busy out there,
(23:42):
and so what we had to do was a lot
of people will go go out there to shoot at
one hundred yards, and we traditionally put you down on
four hundred yard range, but down there people trying to
shoot four hundred and you know, it gets a little
crowded over there in our peak hours. And so we
have we built one hundred yard range not long ago,
but we never had shade or tables or shooting benches.
(24:04):
There's one picnic table over there, and it just really
wasn't so we got that go. We got we got
my buddy Joe b actually come up there and help
us put up a lean to shed a barn, did
a good job on it. And this we built a
fourteen by thirty two shed there on the one hundred.
(24:27):
It's exactly one hundred yards from the targets. And then
me and Jerry went up the other day and built
two of the shooting tables. And they are nice shooting tables.
I think he saw a picture.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Of the DJD and Ambidextra's shooting tables.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Ambidextra right right left, or you sit in the middle
if you want to. If you can't make your mind
up and but there are rock solid anchored in the ground.
They don't shake. We got four more stations to build
there to shoot at. But right now on hundred yard
ranges back open again and you now have shade and
shell and so you can shoot in the rain or
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whatever you want to do. Now. The only caveat on
that range is sometimes it gets a little moddy down
there at the far end, and you know, if it's raining,
it won't be busy at the range, so you can
go back to the four hundred and shoot. So anyway,
we are investing in making sure that our clients are
happy and business is good up there. Keeping in mind
we are now a glock stocking dealer in Dothan, and
(25:26):
we have more firearms for sale. We've got some MAYR
fifteen's in the shop now. It is we've come a
long way up there. We're starting to and we have
gun safes, and we have some attire and we just
had a new shirt ordered. The shirts that Jada and
Ire wearing now we just ordered some more of them
and some different colors with the Talon logo and all
(25:46):
the stuff we have up there from targets, and we're
doing more training up there. I mean, we were really
taking our model that we use here in Midway and
taking it to the Dothan in the Wiregrass area, and
we have glock not glock, we have sig and eight
teams for sale in the shop. So if you're in
the military, you know, you can come out there. I was,
(26:07):
we were working the other day and I could hear
a bunch of military folks just having a good old
time on the qualification course that we have set up,
which mimics the handgun qualification course for the Army. For
the Novicel Rucker people up there practicing, they rent the
M eight teams, which we now have a handful of
(26:27):
them for sale up there, So if you're in the market,
you know.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
The newest iteration of said gun.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yep. So anyway, there's a lot of stuff going on.
Matches are getting bigger and bigger up there, so if
you're in the and actually I was talking to Drew
Coleman the other day who runs to all the shooting matches,
and they were wanting to put together uh he and
Jerry and the rest of them are trying to put
together some competition shooting classes so that they can you know,
(26:55):
people can come in there and learn that we do
that here or we don't, but some people do on
Yeah you know our group here and uh so, yeah,
a lot of change, so.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It takes it. You know. That's when you when you
kind of have an idea what's going to happen your
your first time is without a lot of anxiety. Hopefully
that's that. That's the idea behind teaching shooting. Yeah, that's
the I got you and fred I tell you what
the idea behind that is. If you've ever come come
out here and learned how to do it before you
ever ever shoot the first time, if you've learned how
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the match is going to go, your lower your anxiety level.
You know what am I gonna do with these guys?
You know, I'm trying to be a good you know,
trying to be good and wholesome and all this stuff,
and I keep getting drug back into the end of
the death.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
He could ignore my smart but comments there's there's a
reason I'm smart. But it's it's not my fault. It's
a it's a it's a Johnson's fault, not me. It's
a longer story than we got in the next ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But I know you got you got some Johnson and
your Lenny. It just what you're saying is no, no
ken to some Johnson's.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Um No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, all right, Well I thought you had a granddaddy
or something named Johnson.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh his middle name was Johnson, Lee Johnson's Tricken. Well
Johnson used to be up to Carolina's. It was a name.
It wasn't always just a last name. Sometimes it was
you know, you say so to go down here and
see Johnson. You know you go see a Son? Yeah, yeah, Johnson.
All right, little big Johnson.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Are you looking for a place to buy quality shoes
but want to work with a local small business that
greets you like a friend and still knows what they're doing.
I'm J. D. Johnson. Both Charlie and I use the
Shoe Box for all of our work boots, casual shoes,
and shirt.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Jeff Weldon runs a great store that carries men's, women's,
and children's shoes and a number of major brands. They
know how to fit shoes properly and can even fit
you in orthotics to make great shoes fit even better.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
If you see us, we're probably wearing a car heart
shirt and bordered by Jeff and shoes from there as well.
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just north of the Fairgrounds. Tell them we said, hello, Hey,
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six thirteen forty and we're back. So what's the matter
(29:43):
for I just look at this stuff anyway. So yeah,
we we we do what we do now.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I didn't realize Joe Rugan was our age. He was younger.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well see how I looked him up.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
He looked younger because he's all ahead of baby.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Somebody, I'm in it and said on one of these
videos we put out that went viral, that that we're
a bunch of old heads and boomers and we're not boomers.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
We are we will be. Yeah, we we know how
to work the computer.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
There's a there's a yeah. There's somebody say that's the
reason you're the forgotten generation.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
And I'm like, yeah, no, we're not the forgotten generation
where you best want to leave them alone generation.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, we're the don't don't mess with us. And here's
the thing is, we're getting old enough now to where
we are developing old man's strength and yeah, and the
lack of caring coming along, like there's not all that longer.
You know, Well, you don't mess with old guys because
they have less time on this earth and they begin
to care less whether they go to jail or not.
(30:48):
You know, it's like, well they get free health care
into jail, so you know, maybe they ain't do something
about these aches and pains.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I tell you, we're about being stronger. My son is
he's stronger than I am. He he he's one hundred
and eighty pounds, you know, six foot tall, one hundred
and eighty pounds. He's strong. He goes to the gym
every day. He is just unbelievably strong. But he does
not know how to use that strength the way and
I'm not as strong as he is, but I know
how to use it better. And that's just that's a
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difference between old men know how to use what strength
they still have in there, uh well in.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
A fight, being able to bench press a certain amount
of weight or curl or something that really doesn't apply
to And it's like I used to watch my daddy
pick up a tractor tire and I was in I
was working out. Yeah, I was in the I was player,
I was doing all that, and I would I would
try to convert that into Okay, this is a dead lift,
(31:42):
let me do this, let me do that. And I'm
struggling to get it up. My daddy grab one hand
and just would walk in there and he would just
grab it, set the thing up, and he goes, son,
I'm tired of watching you mess with that, put it
up there, and I'm my holy cat, Well, you know
I can do that now. Yeah. I may pay the price.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh yeah, it is, yeah, towards, but it costs.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It does it's I have to I have. I'm at
the point now with all the back issues and stuff
I have and hip issues and everything, it shoulder issues
because that really factor really works really well for me.
But the a sponsor, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
It's just being honest. Both of us take it and
it is it works, Yes, sir, well, I mean I
got him on it because it works so well for me.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
You've probably heard about what was a handed Yeah, that
one of the yeah, and it's better than that burner
Crappy promotes because the lady asked me today, you know,
one of the And man, I'm not picking on you
because I know we get that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I get that call in here to know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
If she could open carry of burning I'm like, I'm
pretty sure you can because it's just a it's a
paintball gun with pepper powder and an early resident cap says,
and powder inside the thing. And but but if you
shoot me with it, I'm on, I'm on, cough and hack,
and I'm gonna end up hurting you because it's not
gonna they say what they want about that kind of stuff.
But get a gun, get a real gun.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Gonna care if something looks like a gun, you might
want to have a real gun.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, because if you pull that on me, I'm gonna
shoot you because it looks to me like a gun.
And the fact is is you can disable me with
that speak.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Did you see that boat captain over the.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
There's another one, but there's another one too, Yes, I
did the first one. That the guy jumps on the
guy's boat. He's lucky he didn't get shot dead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah. Yeah, because that is burglary of an occupied.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Convey and.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
That's what doctrine applies on it.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Does you are presumed to have a reasonable fear of
death or a great Bodley heart.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, that guy's catching all the smoke if he gets
on my boat with me because he's mad. That's just
that's just he's catching all.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Of it in Florida waters. You're good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Well, whatever stopped started that fight is irrelevant. Whatever started
that argument. He put his boat over there next to
the other one, stepped off of his boat into that
kid's boat, and the kid, you know, the kid was
kind of his a little mouthy. But the thing is
is you're that's like, that's like, uh rage, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
And the water is wait there now, there is nothing
that aggravates me. I got really mad at a at
a fishing guide service in Panama City a couple of
years ago, and I told you this story where we
got on some fish and I've got my wife and
both my girls up there, and we were on some
mahi three miles off shore, and we're catching mahi mahi
as fast as you could get the line back out
(34:22):
there and get him in the boat. And uh, this
guy was coming by in a charter boat or whatever
with all the fancy wrapping on the side of his boat.
And I'm not gonna name this company, but I remember it.
And he comes in and blows by us at top
speed in the ocean, in eighty hundred foot of water.
He's in the ocean. There's no reason for him to
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come twenty five yards away, thirty yards away from where
we're We're on some mahi.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Always, yeah, see any other vessel, you go out of
the way, right.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
But then there was no reason. He had a bunch
of people on the boat, and I'm sure he probably
saw us catching fish and goes on what they're catching
out there in the in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, binocular, Well, we were on a little.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Piece of cardboard floating in the water that had a
bunch of dolphin under it, you know, had a bunch
of mahimahi on us. Yeah, and just got lucky to
find it. You know, and it's gonna be gone when
we can't. You know that that that those things happen
and they go away and you just take advantage of
We just got lucky. And uh, why that guy did that,
I don't know. But it made me mad, but it
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didn't make me mad enough to go run him down,
run him down, threatened to whoop his button and heard
it in and getting into all this ruckus over it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's where he docs and pulled his plug on his boat.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Now, yeah, well there was a second one where a
guy comes by. The guy's it's somewhere down south Florida
and the guy actually got on there when somebody said,
yah that that guy's a jerk and blah blah blah
on the comments and he goes it was me and
that guy had passed me in a no wake zone
to get to this hole, and I had a charter
and I was going to that fishing hole, that fishing spot,
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and he got in front of me and beat me
there and did you know, violated the no wakes one
to do it and all this other stuff. And you're
gonna stop and just get in a cussing contest with
the guy.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Clients, Yeah, your clients, the guy, the kid, the guy
that got on the other boat. If you look at that,
when you watch the charter captain's clients over there and they're.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like, oh no, yeah, they're looking out the Florida going
videotaping this. And to drive a boat in cases, there's
too many.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If I'd have been on when he jumped on the
other kid's boat and they were over there and and
the kid rowed off, if I'd have been on the
charter boat, I think I'd have just got behind the
wheel and said, I which way back to the Yeah,
this GPS right here to take us right back to
the dock.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
You you are a terrible guide. If you have one
fishing spot picked out for the day and you're paying
some or somebody's paying you to take you fishing, and
you have one option, you're a terrible You're a terrible
at your job. Because I guarantee you that guy sitting
it's the best in the world. Yeah multiple times. If
you've got to say that multiple times, you're probably not. Uh.
(37:00):
But I mean, that's a fishing guy sitting right there
at the end of this table, and I guarantee you
when he leaves the bank in the morning. He's got
more than one plan. If the first plan don't work out,
absolutely well.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I hope you have more than one plan. Do you
have more than one plan?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yes, sir, Because at the crop, if this croppy bike,
we're bass fishing the bass fishing bank, we'll cracker. They
ain't biting, we're praying, and that usually works out.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It does, it does.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
But there's I've heard of a up there on the
lake this past week, someone fighting over shell cracker bed
and got nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Like I've heard of all. Oh yeah, buddy, they take
brim beds. Brim beds and shell cracker beds will get
folks wound up. That ain't just started. You know, it's
been around.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
About public falls and that stuff's been going on forever.
Nobody just they didn't post it.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, exactly that. That's probably a lot of it is
the social media aspect of all that we're finding out
about it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's not employed as a fishing guy anymore, don't I.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Bet he probably lost his captain's license and probably went
to jail. I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I know they're investigating it, but.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I can't imagine him not getting a charge of some kind,
even if it's just a misdemeanor trespassing on that guy's boat.
But you I'm here to tell you now if that's
my sixteen year old kid that I turned loose on
the boat, because we live on the water and he's
you know, I was a fifteen year old kid, sixteen
year old kid that got let go in the boat
anytime I wanted to go. And when I was that age,
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it's just my grand granddaddy knew I was capable of
operating the boat and I was safe, and they were
happy for me to go fishing. Buddy. I don't know
what would have happened to somebody that had done that
to me as a kid when they when my parents
found out, somebody better be hiding because I know what
my granddaddy would have done or what my dad would
I know what they would have done. And back in
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those days when men tend to handle things by themselves.
Not saying that's right, but the law probably wouldn't have
been called, you know, And.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
I just, yeah, it's hard to believe that gaget.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I read somewhere he's a combat injured veteran or something,
got PTS or maybe brain injury or something like that.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
But hate it for him, but it doesn't excuse it.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I'm sorry, he can't act like a Somali pirate.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
And yeah, I mean it may be a reason, but
it shouldn't be an excuse, you know that.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, there's no excuse.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
And if that's if that's, if that's the case, then
that guy probably don't need to be walking around in public.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
He needs some anger management issues, control horses or something.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I bet he didn't get a tip from most clients
that day. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 3 (40:37):
It's a driving.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm s and we're back. Hey Paul, before we get
the fishing, I want to thank the Department of Transportations,
the Florida Department Transportation, for installing bicycle deterrence on the
side of the road in front of my house because
you don't always worry and we'll hit one in that
bicycle lane. So yesterday and I pulled out of my
driveway and I see lane clothes signs like what is
(41:00):
the brand new highway? And I look up in there
there they are milling uh rumple strips in the bicycle
lane between me and town. And have you have you
ever riden a bicycle on those weird shaped seats that
put all that pressure on the portion of your body
that rhymes with ak And yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Think you can say you can say you can say.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And if you're riding, if you're riding with those little
thin road bicycle tires and you hit a rumpel strip,
it definitely will get your attentions on solid. So, yeah,
they they have installed bicycle deterrents on the side of
a highway seventy three south of Mariana. You know, it'll
let you know if you run off the road and
the truck. It'll also let you know if you didn't
(41:46):
stay in that six inches they left for the bicycle.
I don't know if that old boy is gonna be
towing his buddy to town with that closed line anymore
or not.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, a rough ride.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
So the fish biting, Yes, they are shell crackers that
went on the bed after last episode. We recorded that
the next day. They're moving on. So that's definitely happening
right now. Got don't we have full moon coming up?
Look it's coming up. There's a big high school tournament
tomorrow on lakes on like someone on.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Alice Ali's boyfriends of fishing, And.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, I got to I got to talk to him
a little bit before. I hope they hope they catch him.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
He's I think that I think I'm going to the
way in Sunday afternoon. I've ben got cralled up about
taking her and her and her little girlfriend dating him
and his fishing partners. So they they got they don't got.
They dodnet put in to go to the way.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's gonna be man.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I think they're supposed to be like two in her
boat says there's a tournament Saturday. It's two days a
Saturday in Sunday. There are different tournaments, but they're right,
you know what I mean. But that's gonna be good.
Just letting people know that are coming up here and
that there's like a lot of boot.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
How'd you do last weekend?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Jay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, uh we went to we went, we went out.
I caught the I think I caught four or five
a couple of good little bass. Ali my fifteen year old,
she lost a horse, hit it right at the boat
and went straight down back up under the boat, and
it was one of them real quick, and it broke
(43:16):
off kind of thing. And boyfriend got smoked. I mean
we between the two of us, I think he caught
one fish and didn't even get it to the boat
good and buddy young and laid into him and just
ribbed him about us whooping up on him. Oh, you
tournament bass fish?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Are you gonna get ally in this high school fish?
I saw a young lady put by driving a boat
up on the trailer yesterday. Up there, I have good
to see.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
You know, I have never had success pushing my children
into anything. I have made it very, very obvious to
her that daddy would be really happy if you wanted
to start tournament bass fishing. And I will support your
efforts and completely. And uh, I don't know if she's
gonna take debate or not. No, no pun intended. I
would love for her too, but she's she plays soccer
(44:08):
at a very high level and it takes up a
lot of her time. And between that and we don't
let grades, uh, we don't let grades go down on
behalf of soccer. But between grades and soccer and high
school honors classes and that kind of stuff, I honestly
don't know that she has time.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You know, she's gonna meet a better husband at the
boatland and then she is on the soccer field.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Doubt and probably won't probably won't have a dyet hair
and uh and uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's one thing I get excited about fishing with kids.
You can opportunity to inject them with got excited about fishing,
you know what I mean, can stay with them for
the rest of her life.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's huge.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
It is the lifetime I tell people.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I get a chance to take a youngster's getting into it,
I'm like, I get real excited about that because I
know what it did to me when I first went.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
And you've been fishing with her, and you see how
much joy she got out of that day catching. She loves,
She loves to go already.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Tell you she ever decided this should be good?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, I think she would too, and she she understands that.
She understands what's going on.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
And I've had working with kids. I asked him, I said,
did you work a job to bring in bill bringing
money to help the family pay for the bills? And
they're like, no, So your only job in life is
to make a's and your dad and your mama support
your fish. That all you got to do. And then
you know, I've had numerous kids. Her parents call soil.
(45:29):
I don't know what you're telling my kid, but they
went from b's and c's and d's to a's. I
just tell them the truth. To waste my time, if
you ain't willing to do what it takes riding eighteen
years ago. It's all and not everyone gets it, but
the ones that do get it.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're right there. There is no There
is honestly no telling where I personally would have ended up,
you know, as a as a kid that their father
died when I was thirteen, and had my grandfather not
been there, and could you see so much of the
trouble in the world today is coming from fathers homes
(46:05):
and and but you know, my granddaddy took me hunting,
fishing and in still the love of that outdoors and
me at a really young age and it's never gone away,
and it kept me out of trouble because I knew
that if I got in trouble or did something stupid,
that Papa was not gonna take me hunting and fishing anymore. So,
(46:26):
you know, and I think that that's a that that
and like you said, it's not for everybody, but you
never know. There there's some kids out there that I
know some some some kids out there that absolutely love it,
live for it, that's all they and and they're generally speaking,
they're not bad. They're never I've never seen the kid
that was involved in that kind of stuff that went bad.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's it's it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But like I said, the shell cracker biting, that's good.
Even on Lake Town Quin. You got shell crackers starting
to bed down there. The bass has been schooling on
on Shad, on Shad's bonds. That's just happening on Seminole.
So I'm expecting a pretty good weight for this tournament
on Simino this weekend. I bet it'd be over twenty one,
twenty two pounds that lead the tournament.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, that's hey, man, that's uh. We we were picking
it slate about not catching fish. He was throwing a
big old one of these big, big bass lures, the
big huge uh big swim bait, swim bait or he
called it some glide bait, big, you know. So he
was trying to catch a big one and we we
had fun picking on him because we caught more. She
caught more than he did, and I caught more than
(47:31):
he did, and she was picking on any fun. And
I want to go back and say, he was trying
to catch a monster, you know. And if you target
and you can go out target large because of a
big bass. It takes a big fish to hit a
big bait. All fish will hit a little bait at
some point in time. You can catch large bath large
bass on little.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Ts on a sinko, a five inch sinko and a
half a fish. It ain't as big as a work,
you know.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, one of the ones I caught the other day
on the on the speed worm was about the length
of this, you know, about a six inch long fish,
you know, but big enough to get in his mouth.
They're aggressive, they'll hit something the same size as there.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
That's where you were fishing with his speed one. Yeah,
that's one of a little propeller at the front end.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
It's got a little flappy tail on there. So, uh,
there's different ways to fish them. She was just throwing
them out there and reeling them back, reeling them back.
I was swimming it off the bottom because the water's
still a little cool and you know, not moving it
quite as fast. So I caught more than she did.
The technique I was using with the same same exact bait.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
So what size weight do you have on it?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Jay? It was small, like three sixteenths or something something like,
I said, with a good ways today I.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Took a fell out and he went back to the area.
He's from out of town, didn't know the lake. It's
got a little club tournament coming in. And he caught
me back and said, man, I went back to check
that spot that we just kind of expand on it something,
and he goes, I got a problem. I caught what
It broke my rod. I tried to lift it by
the way. It think it was that big as like
a seven pounder. We got the fish in, but broke
the right I said, why would you go back.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
There before your tournament?
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I said, just leave from there.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
You can do that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah. No, it's uh yeah, you don't want to overfish
when you're pre fishing, man. And I know guys that
pre fish stuff that they'll take their hooks and uh
you know, uh break them off and just figure out
a way to get a bite and they make those
little keepers and yeah, that's what I'm talking about. They'll
take it and make a keeper on there that I
did have way ton't have any hooks in it.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
I was flipping some. I know you don't like to flip,
but sometimes y d that's good.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I was flipping in some grass and I one't hit it. Well,
I ain't got a hook. I was holding a rod
and kept pulling me down. He sucked it through his gills,
came out of gil wrapped around his head a lassoed, like,
how does this happen?
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Trying trying my work, trying your best not to catch
the fish and do it anyway, like I said, great
fisherman post.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
No, I don't know. It's just what it.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Got lucky, unlucky purpose.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I didn't do it on purpose. I wasn't trying
to do.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
You should have said you did.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, I'm telling the truth that story. Should yan't gonna
believe what I did. The day I set out, I
figured I'm gonna try to last over me a bass
and dog gone if I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
You ever fished a jiggingspoon. I had a buddy up
on like you follow he's jigging it. We gets about
a three pound spot, big one, and he wrapped around
his neck and hooked the line back on the spoon.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
He said, buddy, that's how good I am?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I say, yeah, you are.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Jiggenspoons are uh, they're they're getting coming back in popularity
lost in the winter.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, how if the fisher school like they do on top,
and you can throw that thing a country mile, get
it over there on let it ring across the surface,
let it fall down through them and catch them.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yep, for sure. What about you, Fred, you've been fishing
your late behind?
Speaker 4 (50:38):
I have. I started to go down there the other day.
I was going to do it on April Fool's Day
and then then you got caught up in that mess.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
How long it take you to get unmad?
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
They didn't leave till nine o'clock, so about nine thirty.
About nine thirty, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I knew something that happened funny when we started getting
text messages about I got some content for the show.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh. The next night, I caught a snake, took a
picture of it except for my life, and said, guess what.
Guess where I'm putting this? And she's like where, and
I said, I'm not saying. She still don't know where?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
That check your pillow.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I would like to mention, if we have time, I
got another boat this year. If anybody liked to come
shell cracker fish and give me a call eight five
o two six four seven five three four cool, see
y'all next week,
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