April 12, 2025 • 51 mins
In today's episode, the Talon guys discuss the recent clip that went viral of Fred (and he's getting roasted online), and how Talon Gun Juice is a new item for sale at the shop. This is a great new de-greaser if you're looking for one.
Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit his Facebook page.
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Thanks, as always, to Captain Paul Tyre for joining the show. If you’re interested in going fishing with Paul, visit his Facebook page.
Check out our archive of podcasts here: https://ihr.fm/36mzYjf.
Follow the Talon Training Group and Range on Facebook @TalonRange.
Listen live to the Talon Outdoors Show from 10-11 a.m. ET on 100.7 WFLA!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome to the town outdoor chef.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Charlie, I'm j D.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm Fred, and I'm Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And Captain Paul is on hiatus somewhere. Probably all the
water was what was hiatus mean?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He ain't here?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Why afore I took a break?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He made that up war and flairty shirt nod.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I'm wearing my master shirt and you're wearing a hat.
Wearing a hat got called all kind of names on ants,
most of which I can't repeat on that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we had a video go viral on on TikTok,
and then my lord, we went viral viral on on Instagram.
By our standards, I mean it was.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I mean we we did the calculations just before we
started recording.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Between the two platforms, it's over a million.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, and and and there's tens of thousands, well,
there's hundreds. There's tens of thousands of shares and likes
and forty four thousand likes on Instagram line. But here's
the thing. There's about six or eight hundred or more comments,
and very few of which were very kind to Fred.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, they weren't very kind, they were they Were's the
reason I'm wearing a happy day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Old men, old men sitting around worried about what other
people to wear. It was. It was the segment on
the show where we where Fred came in and said
something about if you're wearing if you're if you're a
grown man and you're in public wearing pajamas, you should
be impressed as a domestic terrorist because you're terrorizing me
(01:36):
wearing your Lilo and Stitch pajamas, right, which.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
You shouldn't be doing. I mean, I still maintained that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You but you were wearing a Lilo and Stitch shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, I was wearing somebody golf shirt from the players
that had some flowers on it, and everybody's calling me it.
Somebody was all, Tom Selleck want to be without a
chin and offer.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Turkey turkey dig you need, you need to give.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I mean, and now I'm looking at the profile of somebody.
Somebody said and self conscious I mean walking around the court.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, this has been this has been this has been
a test of how thick your skin really is. We've
been in the brunt of jokes your whole life because
we play We talked to you like that constantly. Yeah,
and the fact that you've weathered this without becoming Well.
There were people somebody was talking.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
About, but I didn't get PTSD or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Somebody said somebody somebody said they need to make what
they need. We need to make podcast equipment more expensive.
And I responded, I said.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You don't want to get in that contest.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I said, I said, at our age, we can afford
whatever we want, you know, so you know that's not
going to call.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I was like, oh, look, bald Head's got a Paul
cast And I'm like really.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And and the thing is is they can't see how
short he is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Four foot leven.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
There would have been door phone podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, yeah, oh we gotta make we gotta.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well they obviously don't. They don't. They don't follow us
on the regular because we we make door phone golf
jokes about you all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
These are people that have never ever ever seen us before.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What's really funny win the first when when the three
of us stand up and Fred's in the middle.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, yeah, you gotta move the camera. You gotta have
to put the camera on hers or what vertical to
be able to get the picture.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well that somebody called us morbid le obese. Yeah, well
you know the camera adds fifty pounds, right, ask my story.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I was and they say black is trimming, so well.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I was not wearing black and that at that time
I was.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Wearing camera flags. I got on him about that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wear a camera indoors. Yeah, I wear a cameraw. You've
seen my hat's some outdoors. You look at me. The
name of the show, yeah, I mean, well, the thing
is is it's the people who are watching this stuff
on on on Instagram, especially or or younger generations. And
you know TikTok. I don't watch. I don't look until
(04:16):
we started this TikTok channel just to do this, I
didn't look at TikTok. And I saw TikTok videos when
they hit the streaming platforms because that's where Justin Nonely
publishes his stuff at. And I watch his stuff. Although
he's gone commercial with the Harley dealership now and it's
all about selling motorcycles. He's funny though, so it actually
makes me want to drive over there and go look
(04:37):
at the heart song as you don't go to his house,
were don't go to Let me just steal a quirke
go move his trash can from Senator can In the
middle of his driveway. That's what you need to go
move justin that none of his trash can in the
middle of his driveway and make it look like the trash.
Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Let me just steal a quote from Senator Kennedy about
these these gen z.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Can you use his accent? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He was talking about AOC and said, she's she's the
reason that there are instructions on a shampoo bottle.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And well, this generation the people who.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Those are the people who are commenting.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
On the people who are going to see this on Survivors.
That's yeah, that's your.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tide pod Survivors.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Is that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
These are my people, Now, this is my demographic.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I mean when that tide pod thing came out, I
remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, I was in college for that. That's been out
for gosh.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, the kids got up for Saturday morning breakfast, and
I went down to arrange tide pods on everybody's chair
and put a piece of garnish on it. But it
served him that one of them almost ate.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What would never mind?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Then? And herd then heard Survival of Darwin.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
The fracting Darns in the household?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
My grandfather is filled with lead, my father's filled with asbestos,
and I'm filled with microplastics from the tie pods.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah. Speaking of Darwinism, have you seen this story about
the dire wolf?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm waking. Hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That didn't work at well in Jurassic Park. I'm saying,
there's a movie about all that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What if you did like a dire deer?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, it's called it's called an Irish elk?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Are we going to bring that back?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
An Irish elk? That's that's that's my vote for next
on the list of things to bring back from from extinction.
We can shoot it, yes, sir, Yes, sir. I want
to hunt one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I want to hunt I bet you.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
If you if you put it out there to enough
people who wanted to kill one, listen, they would fund
crowdsource it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah. So you're talking about like essentially a hybrid between
a moose, a modern moose, and a modern elk, but
bigger than the moose.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Isn't that be called a giant milk?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What what is the Irish name?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Jer It's just what they're called.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean, that's they're called. If you look them up
on the internet. It's called an Irish shel Uh. There
is a full skeleton of one of those things that
Johnny Morris's uh uh place up in in the Ozarks.
If you ever go to his his uh conservation past
pro shop, he's got a big there's a big.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's somebody's garage or something. Hell old Johnny Morris, dude,
he got one in his garage.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He has a big conservation area in in the Ozarks
up near Branson, Missouri, and we went up there a
few years ago, and uh, this is fishing, horseback ride,
you know, you can do whatever. But he's got a
museum in there with a lot of Indian Native American
artifacts and prehistoric creatures that roamed and their skeletons. But
there's an Irish shelt skeleton in there, complete with with
(07:45):
the most massive set of antlers you've ever seen. And
this thing at the shoulder is taller than me, so
it's over six sixty three. It's bigger than me at
the shoulder. So you're talking about the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want to kill one with a spear I'll make
I'll learned how to nap flint and make my own
addle addles, you know, and go after it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Have you met the people who bow hunt for Elk? Yeah,
I know coach people are scary. Oh yeah, I bow
hunt with Elk. I do it primitively. I use a
recurve boat. I'm like, you're stupid, you make that thing mad,
you got problems. I was, I was feeling my cows
yesterday and Hammer of the bull, the big old angus
bull walks up there. Three year old bull walks up
(08:29):
there and walks up and he's got to where he
wants to come get in the cart with me to
get the rank we went.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
From hen't want to be to get the range pellets.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So now he's up there, brings all the cows with him,
and I'm and I don't want to say I'm scared
of nothing, but when you get two thousand pounds up there,
I want to eat out of your hand. And you're not.
You don't have it out of the bag yet, you know,
I'm expecting. I told my wife, I said, don't get
out to the card. He's able to flip me over
this thing. And I'm not light.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But yeah, I'm wondering if that's a dire turkey that
you got a hold of.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That turkey is gonna be die in if it keeps
getting after me like that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, dire wolves are only like twenty five percent. The
dire wolf was only like maybe they were what I
from what I've read, they estimate between one hundred and
fifty and two hundred pounds, which is only like twenty
twenty five percent bigger than a gray wolf that we had.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's not clone one. They just took regular gray wolf
DNA and and some switches. Yeah, and then and then
said that's a dire wolf. So it's it's dire wolf
ish ish. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well he I don't want to run into him, and
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And I mean if they can do that, though they can.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
They can make a cyclops and a giant and everything else, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Got to be it's got to be a real creature
to start with Fred. So just saying, well, I mean cyclops.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Something make some of Fred's DNA and when there was
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(11:20):
up there and that had all the time I'm trying,
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on old forty four to forty this week. That was
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(12:01):
on those. I mean, I put a new fuel pump
on all.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The place up there in Pevo where all the there's
a about twenty acres of used used parks up there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, I hadn't. I hadn't reached out up there.
I've been there before the other day.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And every time I drive past that, I just I
want to stop really bad, but I keep going.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, if you want some nostalgia, you come drive our
war out stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, it ain't a matter nostalgia's it's it's it's just cool. Yeah,
they had a they had a couple of h I
saw an old eight I think it was pretty sure.
It's eight n Ford, which is the first first tractor
I ever drove, was an eight in Ford old gas operator,
gas powered diesel eight Inn wouldn't hardly pulled the hat
off your head. They were they were not strong, but
(12:46):
they run forever.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I mean I I think I learned to drive
on a either two thirty five or two seventy five
massive fergus I had.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I had a massive Ferguson Thursday thirty five massive Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Had We got a mass Ferguson. But it is not
Grandaddy's tractor.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a it's a space shuttle compared.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To it's got computer stuff on it.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, well this one didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, it's got like electronic stuff on it, I wouldn't
say it's it's not like the I was talking to
somebod other day and said, uh said, yeah, well, you
know getting these new tractors and this, and you can't
farm without you know, the million dollar tractors half a
million dollar tractors now And I said, I guess you
don't farm. And I said, yeah, you got a point
a homestead. I have a few things around there and
(13:31):
i'd rather run over. But you know, without GPS technology
and computers telling you what your flow rate is and
your coverage rate and telling you little lights to tell
you where the center of the next row is so
you don't waste all that suffs fantastic for efficiency. But
you know, lightness tracking tractor and it don't run no more.
And you know, I remember being in the field wondering
(13:53):
lightning was gonna strike me more than once. Well it
typically it's the tallest thing around, and you ain't never
been the tallest thing around for him.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
While I was on the track, Go stand next to
a fire hydrant. You'll be safe.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
It's okay, light He probably not the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You're told much your bull messing. We we had. I
remember the first really registered black Angus bull we got.
He was just the sweetest old cow. I mean he
was not ornery. He didn't you know.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
He was old.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Uh, he was just cool. He didn't get excited about stuff.
He wasn't pushing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We've had him for a few years and they wanted
new bloodline, so we got another new registered black Angus
bull that was young and spry, and I the closest
I ever come to probably dying twice in the same day,
was with that bull. Because my granddaddy and I were
quail hunting around. We had mowed down a cornfield and
(14:54):
picked the cornfield and mowed it down and turned the
cows out in there, and we were hunting quail hunting
the fence row. So the dogs are out there, and
AJ two was his name, started charging us, I mean,
wide open, as fast as that bull could run, running
at us and the dogs. And he's coming right down
the road, right towards me and my granddaddy. And I'm
(15:16):
sitting there just standing on the ground because I didn't
have anywhere to go. The fence was too far away
and just couldn't get anyway. I'm just bulls in full
full charge, and I finally just picked my shotgun up
and I shot right over top of his head with
my shotgun at about I don't know, twenty yards. I
just you know, lifted it up plans where the second
one was going in his face because we were fixing to die.
(15:39):
And I shot that thing and he slammed on the
brakes and stopped, kind of huffed and turned around and
just kind of walked off. My granddaddy said, I said, boy,
what was you gonna do if he didn't stop on
that first one? I said, the second one, I was
gonna shoot him. He goes, reckon, what's your daddy done?
He said, thank you. Dad, probably been harder on you
(16:01):
than the bull was gonna be.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, Pappault was more important me here. To Daddy, he
probably said, Well, I wouldn't have shot him, but anyway,
it was I.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Should have done when he started charging his takeaway his
credit card and need to stop.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Put up bunch I had the other day. Yeah, I
went outside the other day. I had my little pigs,
little pigs out there, and.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh, a little guilttle pig, little pig.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, And and Rusty was Rusty was in the house,
the bulldog was in the house, and the bird dog
was just barking at him and stuff, and the little
girls run around out there, Jojo and and Rusty. I
went inside to get something, left the door standing open.
He had expressed no interest in going outside until he
saw the pig. He runs out there and promptly bites
(16:48):
the pig by the ear and goes to try and
take the pig down. And it's like instinctive with what
the bulldogs do, and the pig starts squealing. I'm inside, uh,
And all of a sudden, I hear this ungodlyss squeal
and I run outside and he's got her by the ear.
And I took my hat off and I swatted him
and he responds to that every single time, and he
(17:08):
did the first three times I did it, and then
he said, okay, that didn't hurt. I want this pig.
And then I had to kick him two or three
times and get him off of it, and then that
commenced to not working. And by that time, after I
was doing all that, I had got the little halo
app opened up on my phone because he had on.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
The shot collar kicking and working the phone at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And he's used he's used to beep and he pays
attention and buzz vibrate. He pays attention, but shot gets
his attention. And I went right straight to level three
and I hit him, and he jumped up in the
air and spun around and looked at me like I'd
hurt his feelings, and it's like his eyes can't He
went from his eyes rolled back to realizing this is
and ran right back over and bit that pig on
(17:49):
the air again, and I had to pop him twoor
three more tis. I finally had to just grab him
by the collar and drag him in the house and
throw him back inside. And poor old Jojoe, she's the
old bloody ear. I had to put some mans go
on it get her down there to the pen, and
Purple follow me to the pen. But that blue stuff
haven't been able to find it. But I'm getting some
because I got to cut the the and I ain't
(18:10):
doing it till I find some purple stuff spray on there,
because I don't trust nothing else. If I ain't purple, I
don't believe it's it works. But poor little little girl,
she's she's been all sawed up ever since Purple.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I've had it used on me.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you get cut.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't know what they call I don't remember it was.
It's an antiseptic spray that was a bluish purple color
of very bright violet color, and it would stain your
skin for a long time, but it would also cure everything.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It was better than the cure chronum with thighlate. That
stuff right there was now I don't know if it
barnt quite as. I don't remember that, but I.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Don't remember read it. But you get a barbed wier
cut or get get tore up, and you out there
messing with all that stuff in the dirt and whatever else,
and grand Daddy hol you down and come on, let
me spray some spray that stuff on you. Turn your
hand blue.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hey, that that's new. That new cleaner we got will
take off crap stink too, really, come Yeah, I had
something on my finger the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, because I had three.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Conversations at one time. We get into that. So yeah,
I got a pit crap on the hand of the
day and I could smell it. That's the first time
in a long time I've had that smell on. You know,
it don't wash off. Really. Oh, I took some of
that pink stuff and sprayed it on there some of
that Italian gun juice degrease here and ticke it right off.
So yes, Fred, we have in stock in the store.
We now have the best gun cleaner we found degrease.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's it's pretty amazing. We were I took a muzzle
device off a of an RpK Or. We have a
machine gun that's a it's a seven sixty thirty nine
machine gun, and it's most of the lot of the
seven sixty by thirty nine am is corrosive or has
corrosive primers in it or whatever. And we took the
muzzle device off of it because it was rusty and nasty,
(19:56):
dropped it in ultrasonic cleaner with that stuff and it
took the rust of the brown stuff off, the carbon
off the whole nine yards and it came really really
clean in the in the ultra sonic. I wish we'd
taken before and after pictures, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Can you you have to have an ultrasnic or can
you clean?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No? No, it's a spray bottle, man, it's for like
you you're talking about your your fresh fryer.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, was clean fresh fryer. Got some rusty stuff for them.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Spray it down, spray it down, rints it off, maybe
hit it with a scrub brush a little bit. It's
just it has a rust inhibitor in it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I sprayed some on a there it is right. There's
a bottle right there for you, Talon gung juice pink too.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, just in time for Easter. Got the green on
it for the masters.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I mean yeah, but yeah, this is it's an industrial degreaser.
That's uh. It is non toxic. It is uh. You
can you could spray it in your mouth and it
won't call you. It probably won't be a little bit.
Try get you a sip of that. Gets you a
swig of that.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's not a really good test as a crap he
puts in his mouth, he'd be desensitizing anything. Right there.
It says, it says, don't don't don't inges don't need it. Yeah,
don't get it in your eyes. I wouldn't get it
in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
But but wait if you buy it out.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I'm telling you that stuff right there is that is.
That is it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
But a little bit goes a long way. Just finally
missed it on your on your yesterday it do I
did good that's what it was made for. Yeah, I mean,
let's be honest, that's what that stuff was made for for,
for heavy degreasing and combines and tractors and stuff. But
it's it's very much gun safe. You will have to
reoil if you're putting putting it on a gun, you
need to reoil your gun.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I was going to say, does it act as a cleaner?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And it is not a colp.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It is not a cop It is a cleaner. It
is a decrease or decarbonizer, all that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's for eighteen sixty So how did y'allay that?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Like eighteen dollars and sixty cent with taxes twenty dollars Bill?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I asked him the same thing, and I'm like, well,
that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This ain't all good looks, Fred, you know I do.
I do put thought into things.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Were you put some till into that. That's a reasonable price.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It is a reasonable price. It goes a long way too.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And it's like you can delete that like ten times
put it in sonic cleaners, so you can get ten
times that if you use a sonic.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Cleaner ten times put in My wife, Martine.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We probably what we ought to do is cleaner out.
We ought to offer a refill price for people to
bring the cane bottle back. Yeah, we do. We refill
it for for less than retail full boat because because
I know that's not a real expensive spray ball, so
they want to get through four revels out of it.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
There you go the way to use it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Well, you got to go get something dirty to figure out.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh I got a dirty friar.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I'll lean your mind.
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Speaker 2 (23:40):
So y'all get finished with the shooting positions that the
y'all mess with that anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We've got one hundred yard We got a couple of
the We did build two of the rifle benches and
Jerry went and got the lumber to finish them up.
But I mean it's open. We just got to. We're
always gonna finish some stuff. We're always improving a few
things here and there. But yeah, the one hundred yard
range is definitely open.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So hey, I wanted to mention that I don't I
don't have the gentleman's information of the kid's name. So
the f s U Trap and Skip team they shoot
here and they have a member of their team that's
a he is a sponsored essentially professional level class shooter
and for our sporting clay's course down here. He is
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now helping us set the set the course and set
the targets and such at the course down here, and
I've I've gotten about three different compliments, three different people
this week that have shot the course that he helps
set and there everybody's loving it. So folks up there
in Dothan, they ain't. It ain't but a two hour drive,
uh to to shoot a nice sporting class course here.
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And if you have a member of the membership at
the Dothan Range, you have a membership here in Tallahassee,
so it might not be worth the drive. I might
be worth the drive.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Have you commissioned him for next Fridays shooting event?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No, thank you for reminding us though, because if you haven't,
if you do want to shoot in the Marin FFA
UH Sporting Clays tournament in Marianna at my farm, then
we will be in this coming week setting up ten
stations of sporting clays. There's a morning session in an
afternoon session. You can reach out to either of the
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ranges for registration information, or you can go to the
Marion ffa's Facebook page and there's some registration information there
and there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I did want to mention too for the audience
up there, because I know we got a big group
of competition shooters in the Duthan area. May tenth and eleventh,
here in Midway is the the SIG Sour Sig Shoot
Shoot Sig Match. If you shoot a SIG pistol, your
chances you got chances of winning gun certificates and other prizes.
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If you want to shoot the SIG match with somebody
else's gun, you can. You just don't win anything if
you're not shooting a SIG. But we've got SIGs to
rent if you don't have one, kind of like the
glock Matches. Was the SIG version of that and had
our inaugural inaugural event last year about this time. But
SIEG will be back this year for for their first
SIG Shoot Sig and Midway Floor. There's a there's a
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I'm not sure the fees. There's a registration fee obviously
and all that good stuff that you can go to
SIG's website, Shoot Sig and six hour dot com and
register for down here.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Apparently they have a bunch of training they do around
in different areas and different events they have in different
because I keep seeing their shoot SIG training scheduling all
and it's it's there's something over in Holt and there
was something somewhere else and ires is actually a match,
but there are other.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Last year was the inaugural. Had about one hundred hundred
participants last year. So but we didn't do a great
job of putting it out there last year because it
was kind of a last minute, Hey we want to
do this thing. But got some notice this year, so
it'll be going on May tenth, eleventh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's adequate notice.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, we'll mentioned again between now and then.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
If you remember, because I'm not gonna remember ill they're
promoting and I see it on Facebook, so that's a
good thing. But yeah, come on out to come on
out to the town range of Dathen if you're you're
in the area. It's been nice and the weather's been
nice on the nine rainy days and covered bays. We've
got lights hayed you here. See where there's going after
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daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I heard I heard that this morning.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Trump saying we need more hours in the afternoon and
so and there's a bipartis an effort to do away
with day and give us more daylight in the afternoon's,
which will be putting us on daylight savings time permanently,
so that you know, when you get off at five
thirty in the afternoon, get you roll in at five thirty,
it's not dark. Man.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I have been enjoying it just so far. We've been
doing things in the afternoon after everybody gets off work,
going for walks and going fishing, and you know we've
still got daylight to do things working in the yard.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
So you guy of the garden all planning.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, man, I plant in some tomatoes in the in
the yard. I've got a little bunch of little cherries.
They're little cherry tomatoes, a little salad tomatoes, those things.
With all the rain we've had, those things have My
tomato plants have just taken.
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Off like crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, I've got clusters of tomatoes on both of mine.
I'm looking forward to them. Thanks turning red.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, you know it's frying.
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Speaker 4 (29:44):
For the for the break that would be very thin,
y'all laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, I have to make an effort laugh at jokesvis.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, Well, Fred gonna be up at South wind this weekend.
We'll leave it as soon as soon as we get
done recorder show. I'm going up south Winds for there's.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You got the invite?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Well that was that was last weekend that I went
up there with mister Cook's place and had quail. It
was delicious. It was fantastic bread pudding which I or
bread what they they call it bread pudding. We call
it biscuit putting at our house. But the biscuit pudding
and baked beans and cost law and fried quail.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
It was delicious, yatastic, And I'm gonna ditch my family
go you over to his house.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I get invite, all right, but no, this weekend is
UH for a charity event impact Tallahassee. Uh. It's a
school for UH children with Down syndrome and here in
Tallahassee and it's UH they're doing a doing an event.
I got invited to go up there. It's a they
do five stand, a five stand competition, the long range
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rifle competition, and a pistol competition. Yeah. I did it
last year, so I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
It's been a weekend a couple of them last year.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe y'all y'all and y'all keep inviting him back. Well,
you know, depending on who's somebody inviting you to be
on their team.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yes, that's why you get invited.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So yeah, I'm going the primary in Banks. Uh my
son works there and he invited me, and get that's
been the weekend with him and he you know, he
does right.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I supposed to bring ringer.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
He came in well, he came in third in the
five stand. Yeah, he still can't beat me, but he
came in.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Third and you came in first. There.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's one of those things, man, there's a lot of
pressure because if you if you go up there and
you stink the place up, they're gonna go, what's that guy?
He don't know anything about shooting anything about guns?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Was he?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So you anybody if you go up there and do
good and everybody goes ah, the ringer, Yeah, I mean
I can't tell you last time I shot at our range.
I don't remember what it was. It was a long
time ago because I.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Just don't get only shoot when I'm teaching. Yeah, that's
about rifles in my office. I need to side in.
They've been sitting there for I don't know how long
because I don't have the time to go do it. Yeah,
you know, until somebody says, hey, I need those back,
and then I'll run out there and do it, and
then like thirty minutes and then I may shoot in
my backyard because that's the only time I have time.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I occasionally shoot a squirrel with a bb gun in
the yard to keep them away from the cars. So
that's about the extent of my sportsheet.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh we were somewhere yesterday I won't say where, but
we saw some beautiful fot squirrel Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Man, those things are so pretty.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
There's one that was almost solid black and a silver one.
And man, I didn't know we had them in our
farm until my wife told me. She goes, oh, yeah,
we have fight squirrels, so we know we don't. And
like the next day, we're riding around a perimeter defence,
checking the new fence and there's a dad young fight
squirrel and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh you've got If you've got the big pine trees
or a big enough stand of pine trees, you're gonna have,
you'll have fight squirrels. Most of the time they're they're
protected in Florida, they're not. They're not protected in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
The territorial.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, they stay in the same right around, same place.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
To fight one or something. You make them sound like, yeah,
they're territorial. You don't want to go walking in there.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
There's one up at South Wind's got my number.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
They've got to make us able to make a gang
signs in each other.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Gotten that for me a couple of times. Well, I
go walking through his area.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
He probably doesn't see you as a threat for it.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm just saying. He's like, I'm as big, I.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Can whoop that one. That's what that squirrels think I
can whoop him.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, got the ball. It is Turkey Nick Little with
the leelo was stitch shirt on.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I've that down. I mean now my kids are like, Dad,
are you seeing what these people are calling you? I'm like,
you shut up.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I'll tell you. Like my thirteen year old son said,
there's if you get if you have that many people
see something you're gonna have haters just ignore. Because here's
the thing, Well over a million views and only five
or six hundred comments and half of them bad. That's
not a high percentage. These are people. These are basement
dwellers or people that just stirring up crap to try
to make the world mad. Adam. They're sitting there talking
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about how you don't need to be attacking their method
of dress when they look like idiots.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, but the think about it. My wife, she does
not do social media. She's just not at She don't
like that. She can't stand it. She thinks it's the
devil's creation.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
But she's reading the comments on this now.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
She started reading. She's got in accounts just so she
can read these comments.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
We started seeing a bunch of check marks with her name.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
You know. And I'm sitting there watching TV. She scrolling
through her phone last night and I hear this, What.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Does she sound like Shaggy from the Scooby.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I can't really imitate men, that's.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Just Scooby Doar. I mean, you know know I could
do that.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I mean that that's not how she laughs. That's just.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
In my mind.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It will be from now on.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
God help us if she listens it in. I mean,
I'm gonna get it again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It just out of curiosity. Did you tell her to
slow down on the Carry Forest?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I did you know? I got her a slower car
just for that purpose. You're still speeding link.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So Tallahassee has installed some speed cameras and some school
zones in some areas that are the number of So
they have to do these surveys with these cameras when
they put them out for before they start even enforcing anything,
and they give warnings and not of up. But anyway,
they did a survey first and there was over one
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thousand violations a day on carry Forest Parkway. At that
it's a four lane divided stretch of road. The speed
limit is thirty five regular and then the schools on
speed is fifteen.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
I thought it was twenty.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No at that school zone it's fifteen. And I don't
know the win but it is.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And well, what's their buffer on that?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I don't I'm not sure. Af far as the tickets
go and all.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That stuff, nobody goes fifteen. I do they go sixteen
or seventeen, but nobody goes fifteen.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's like I go fifteen through the twenty mile an
hour school zones. But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well, get if you get on Interstate and you put
up something that said, okay, let's see how many speeding
violations there are? Anything over seventy miles an hour in
a seventy nine hours.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I want to say, Charlie that it was ten or
over ten miles an hour or over the speed We
say it was over one thousand violations.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
We used to set up the speed signs in the
school zones all the time. We get the DOT grants
and we'd get the speed signs in there and they
would set it up and it would it would tell
you how fast you're going. It would also record all
of the trap, how many cars, how fast they're going.
We could go back and graph it and we could
see how many violations that were. And then we could
go to directed patrols in there and put motorcycles or
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whatever and run radar had deputies DVP and we'd set
up and we'd write tickets to try to slow them down,
and we could see what the before and after impact
was with the cameras. It is just going to issue
to citation.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, I think it's I want to say it's a
citation at ten over.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, well they have them in thomas So haveing in
Thomasville because I've had company trucks. I get noticed this
where so and so is going through a school.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
The speed camera works all day, so it's not just
turned on during the schools on. It's if you're doing
forty five miles an hour in a thirty five, it's
probably gonna miill you one hundred dollars speeding ticket because
it's going to run all day. You're still speeding. Fred
So just saying, if you do aure.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Out a way to make money defending these things.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
There's that.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
But I'm wondering, what if you put a piece of
duct tape over that thing? What'd it?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I don't even know. I don't even know what the
camera looks like.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You just sit by there with a paintball gun and
just pop and then it doesn't work all day long.
Don't do that, people.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And if you do, in there five zero four zero
zero five twenty four hours, operators are standing by.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
They challenged the red light cameras in Florida, and those
were I think found to be unconstitutional, if I'm not
mistaken or.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I think I don't. It was in the middle of
litigation when Tallahasse pulled them out.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
They all went away, even the one here in Midway
that used to get all my employees turning into the
commerce park here, and I.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Thought that was it for the AI generated tickets.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
But oh no, that's what they have to be.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I know that they have to be reviewed by an
officer on every before a citation is issued, somebody's got
to witness it. An officer's got to witness it. But
it's like you said, you're you know, I.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Think tpd's guy for that. That was Robert Hanby, which
explains why he probably went over to the Sheriff's department.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
It's just I don't know what they're gonna you know,
how it's going to end up. But it's somebody I'm
certain will litigate the whole validity of using a camera
to and not identifying the driver.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
And if your household income is over one hundred thousand
dollars then you'd like to do that. Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Friend's making an offer, folks, if you want to challenge
this stuff. He's willing to pick up the ball or
run with it.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, I don't have a reasonable three of course, I
don't have a personal issue with the schools on part
of it. You need to slow down for the schools ones,
But the rest of the time it's just moneymaker.
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Yeah, whatever you can do to slow people down schools on,
because those are our children that you need to slow down.
I don't care what your reason is slow down.
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I don't know something on some video popped up on
my phone while I was reading the news.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
We got we got Paul on the phone. He is
fishing on beautiful lake Seminole in the in this Wendy,
Wendy weather. You catch any fish today?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Yeah, we don't think checking us out man. Actually color
gives a little while ago were fishing out about ten
foot of water, but uh shell got still add of
the day. We backfishing though.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Dad, do what now? Say that again?
Speaker 6 (41:17):
We're we're bass fishing.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, Well, have you caught any big bass today?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah? The biggest one, which out, the biggest one call
today is probably four and a half five pounds.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
All right, that was a good fight.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
They went around three or four styles. The shiny Greek
clungled up over here in Spring Creek and they finally
that we get it in.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
All right, what you what are you? What are y'all
fishing with? Y'all fishing slow slow sinkos today?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah, we're fishing plastic worms and just fishing and working
at the court work drops off from chaut and to
the deeper water in the cree gots where you seen.
We've got mostor bites today.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I know that we've had ten.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Awesome. I know the the kids in the high school
tournament last weekend. I think they got beat up pretty
bad with the high wind and not kid a lot
of fish and uh so I think they had a
rough weekend from from what I was told. So glad
to see its calmed down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Maybe. Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
It's been picking up all day this morning. The fish
are pretty aggressive. But boy, I'll tell you what this
afternoon now when it started to switch from the southwest
to the our southeast, all the way around to the
to the west. Now it's going to the northwest. It's
picking up like every hour.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
All right, man, well we're gonna we're gonna let you
go back to what you're doing. Paul and thank you
for thank you for taking the call. And uh, y'all
catch them up, Yes, sir, tell folks how I didn't
get ahold of you.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Hey, then't get hold of me at eight point two
sixty four seventy five three four or follow me on
Facebook at Captain Paul tar Fishing. And I let everybody
know the shell cracker or bending still don't begin a
call pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
JD be ready?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
All right, buddy, We appreciate it, y'all. Have you them
be safe, y'all.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
The shell crackers still bidding now if you asked us
to let everybody know, so we day let everybody know.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'll tell you what I just I'm ready for the
phone call because I'm ready to go get on the
bed and shell cracker myself.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
So y'all think the piling has finally done that?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That we got another month of that?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
All that squiggly stuff, the brown snow that's coming down. Yeah,
the oak masks, the oak I call them squigglies.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, I know what you call them, but that's there. Yes,
the oak tree flowers.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
And the tree stuff, and it just clogs up. Everything
gets all in the pool and been worse this year.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
It's been. It's been pretty healthy this year, for sure.
I've been keeping it off. The cars and the boat
and everything else is a's been a chore.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
It makes me regret having dark color any dark colored
vehicles this time of year. It just yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I mean I got to take like two zer teca
day just to be able to breathe.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's I don't think it's supposed to take too of them
to day. I think's supposed take one of them today one.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Those are twenty four hour pills. Red.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Well, that explains why I'm.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And you're a little fella. Well, it's probably I take
one a day and it works on me, and I'm
I'm I outweigh you quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
You know, I got a high tolerance that you.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Got a tolerance for several foreign substances, that is the
yould body, primarily the fermented kind.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So so Fred Fred being the avid golfer, he is
brought in his his iPad right now. So you're watching
The Masters Live.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yeah, who's winning, right as guy named Dustin Johnson Dustin Yeah,
it's did the guy from England Dustin Justin Rose. Yeah, sorry,
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
The other guy was gonna say whoa something changed?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
No, no, no, Dustin Johnson, he was the guy that
uh no, that's that's Justin Thomas. J T.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
He's an American too.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah. J T was the one who came back and
had that great round at the Players.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That was Rory, wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Rory warn't it?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
It'd be so much easier if they just had teams.
Who's winning at the Bills, MRCA, the Dolphins, Merca.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
They do that. They do that, it's called the Writer's Cup.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Charlie.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Well, no, they do it in the live too, Okay,
do they have teams? And so Dustin Johnson plays for
the Live, Justin Thomas plays for the p G A right, yeah,
Justin Rose is the guy winning the Masters, the Masters
right now. The guy went in the Master's right now.
He's from me.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So my brother's up there at the Masters this year.
And he sends me a picture yesterday afternoon they were
at Hooters. And he sends me a picture from Hooters
in in Augusta, Georgia and John Daly, him and John Daly.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Okay, I get it on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
This is just just case for the church FOLKUS.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And you know, here's the thing is, I know your
brother and I know of John Daly, and it did
not surprise me one single bit that they ended up
finding each other at Hooters because they Yeah, I told him,
I told I told my brother.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I said, you have found the only human being in Augusta,
Georgia that can drink with you.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
I can attest that he probably agreed with you.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, he laughed. Yeah, Yeah, you know, I just bought
him a fireball shot. We'll see about that.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That's JD's biological brother. He wasn't raised by the.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Same This is my biological half brother, right, Yeah, so
just just didn't even grow up together. We've known each
other for about five years.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
And I said that for the benefit of the church
women listening to the show out there. So JD actually,
when he goes on these trips with his half brother,
he's the one with the sense he and his brother
headed off.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Wealther, Well, yeah, I try. I try really hard to
be a good influence on everybody. It's just I fail miserably.
Where most of y'all are concerned.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Fred Fred and our our and our our greater wisdom
than understanding of the world. JD and I tend to
surround ourselves with just a certain number of people like you. Yeah,
and we take you places and that makes us look better.
So who's the guy about. Who's one going out here
with three armloads of liquor from the liquor store. That's Fred.
That ain't for us, that's all him.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Make Fred carry the liquor. So we can we can.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
We get in the checkout line in South Dakota hunt
on a hunting trip, and we go and we wait
till the girl looks at it's funny, we go, Fred,
are you buying all that? I don't know, God lead,
this man drinks way too much.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Well, I mean, two bottles of lid Off over the
course of three days is not not.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Territ elite, right? Is that what that is?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Elite?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
It's drink. I drink the brown water. It's on the
on the checkout line next to it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I think I'm going to probably do the vik soda
with a lemon for not of a Mastard's. Maybe put
a sprig of men in there so you have the
yellow and the green going.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, okay, okay. Have you ever been to Augusta?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
No, I have it. That's on my bucket list.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I got to go a few years ago and that was.
That was a an experience in and of itself, just
to see the golf course there, even if even if
the tournament's not going on, and you can have the
privilege of walking around out there and seeing that course.
It's uh.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
It's one of the boat camp boat horns that you
get on the boat for to take it to the God.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
They will love to be there for that. They won't
even let you bring your phone.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
You cannot bring your phone onto the grounds. You have
to leave. They will check you for a cell phone.
You have to leave it in the car.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
My wife had a heart.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's one of those little pocket sized part machines you
walk around and.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I remember when Cliff Davis put one of those up
under Judge Moda sets chair in the courtroom.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Can he tell that on story right and you don't
get any both.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Dead and what they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (48:40):
But yeah, I mean he got up on the bench
and Cliff had that little remote control. Yeah, modset sits
down and calls court order. He ended up adjourning court
said that thing better come out and.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It better be gone, be gone.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
When he got back, he's looking at me and Chuck
Ives were like, I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'm sure you were the prime suspect though.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well, he knew Chuck you wouldn't do something like that. You,
on the other hand, he wasn't looking at you and
Chuck he was looking and you were next to Chuck.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
You didn't want to be next to Chuck. Yeah, you
get in trouble real quick. Especially in judge monseense court.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Judges don't. Judges don't tend to have a sense of
humor sitting on the bench most of the time. I've
seen a few occasionally with the sense of humor, you know,
my very moderate, very very mild sense of humor. But uh,
I remember one time I was a defense attorney was
asking me a line of questions and I and I
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looked over at the judge because he was the line
of questioning was about to take things to where it
was I was fixing to have to say that I
had arrested the guy before and when I read him
his rights and his trespass warning, where were you when
this happened? And it was at the Leon County jail.
And I looked at the judge and I said, I
(50:03):
can't answer that, and uh, the judge kind of looks
at me and I'm kind of going, I can't answer that,
and uh, the fence turned here are you you make
him answer that? And because Auster Johnson, go ahead and
go ahead and answer that question. And I said, well,
if you want to know this specifically where I was,
I was at the booking room in Leon County jail.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Mistrial and his judge because nope, you asked, he answered,
he tried to warn you.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm like it would have been a big surprise to
the jury that that man had been arrested before.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Now answer, you never asked the question.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
That you don't know the answer exactly.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
I mean, I have clients sitting on the stand. One time,
prosecutor getting up there wanting to know why his speech
was slurred and uh, and my clients said, because I
was wearing my gold grille. That guy blew a one
eight and I still won that case. Wow, just because
that prosecutor.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Asked that ques that question.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah, And uh, because there was like three of the
jury's when in Quincy, three of them sitting over there
had their own gold grills and uh.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
You're supposed to and for the breathalyser, you're supposed to
make them.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
Take Well, His speech was slur and uh yeah, well
I think this was a permanent fixture, kind of like mine.
Speaker 7 (51:17):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh, what's the y'all? Next week yep, gold grilling all
them
And welcome to the town outdoor chef.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Charlie, I'm j D.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm Fred, and I'm Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And Captain Paul is on hiatus somewhere. Probably all the
water was what was hiatus mean?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He ain't here?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Why afore I took a break?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He made that up war and flairty shirt nod.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I'm wearing my master shirt and you're wearing a hat.
Wearing a hat got called all kind of names on ants,
most of which I can't repeat on that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we had a video go viral on on TikTok,
and then my lord, we went viral viral on on Instagram.
By our standards, I mean it was.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I mean we we did the calculations just before we
started recording.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Between the two platforms, it's over a million.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, and and and there's tens of thousands, well,
there's hundreds. There's tens of thousands of shares and likes
and forty four thousand likes on Instagram line. But here's
the thing. There's about six or eight hundred or more comments,
and very few of which were very kind to Fred.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, they weren't very kind, they were they Were's the
reason I'm wearing a happy day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Old men, old men sitting around worried about what other
people to wear. It was. It was the segment on
the show where we where Fred came in and said
something about if you're wearing if you're if you're a
grown man and you're in public wearing pajamas, you should
be impressed as a domestic terrorist because you're terrorizing me
(01:36):
wearing your Lilo and Stitch pajamas, right, which.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
You shouldn't be doing. I mean, I still maintained that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You but you were wearing a Lilo and Stitch shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, I was wearing somebody golf shirt from the players
that had some flowers on it, and everybody's calling me it.
Somebody was all, Tom Selleck want to be without a
chin and offer.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Turkey turkey dig you need, you need to give.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I mean, and now I'm looking at the profile of somebody.
Somebody said and self conscious I mean walking around the court.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, this has been this has been this has been
a test of how thick your skin really is. We've
been in the brunt of jokes your whole life because
we play We talked to you like that constantly. Yeah,
and the fact that you've weathered this without becoming Well.
There were people somebody was talking.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
About, but I didn't get PTSD or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Somebody said somebody somebody said they need to make what
they need. We need to make podcast equipment more expensive.
And I responded, I said.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You don't want to get in that contest.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I said, I said, at our age, we can afford
whatever we want, you know, so you know that's not
going to call.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I was like, oh, look, bald Head's got a Paul
cast And I'm like really.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And and the thing is is they can't see how
short he is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Four foot leven.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
There would have been door phone podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, yeah, oh we gotta make we gotta.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well they obviously don't. They don't. They don't follow us
on the regular because we we make door phone golf
jokes about you all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
These are people that have never ever ever seen us before.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What's really funny win the first when when the three
of us stand up and Fred's in the middle.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, yeah, you gotta move the camera. You gotta have
to put the camera on hers or what vertical to
be able to get the picture.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well that somebody called us morbid le obese. Yeah, well
you know the camera adds fifty pounds, right, ask my story.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I was and they say black is trimming, so well.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I was not wearing black and that at that time
I was.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Wearing camera flags. I got on him about that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wear a camera indoors. Yeah, I wear a cameraw. You've
seen my hat's some outdoors. You look at me. The
name of the show, yeah, I mean, well, the thing
is is it's the people who are watching this stuff
on on on Instagram, especially or or younger generations. And
you know TikTok. I don't watch. I don't look until
(04:16):
we started this TikTok channel just to do this, I
didn't look at TikTok. And I saw TikTok videos when
they hit the streaming platforms because that's where Justin Nonely
publishes his stuff at. And I watch his stuff. Although
he's gone commercial with the Harley dealership now and it's
all about selling motorcycles. He's funny though, so it actually
makes me want to drive over there and go look
(04:37):
at the heart song as you don't go to his house,
were don't go to Let me just steal a quirke
go move his trash can from Senator can In the
middle of his driveway. That's what you need to go
move justin that none of his trash can in the
middle of his driveway and make it look like the trash.
Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Let me just steal a quote from Senator Kennedy about
these these gen z.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Can you use his accent? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He was talking about AOC and said, she's she's the
reason that there are instructions on a shampoo bottle.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And well, this generation the people who.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Those are the people who are commenting.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
On the people who are going to see this on Survivors.
That's yeah, that's your.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tide pod Survivors.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Is that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
These are my people, Now, this is my demographic.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I mean when that tide pod thing came out, I
remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, I was in college for that. That's been out
for gosh.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, the kids got up for Saturday morning breakfast, and
I went down to arrange tide pods on everybody's chair
and put a piece of garnish on it. But it
served him that one of them almost ate.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What would never mind?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Then? And herd then heard Survival of Darwin.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
The fracting Darns in the household?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
My grandfather is filled with lead, my father's filled with asbestos,
and I'm filled with microplastics from the tie pods.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah. Speaking of Darwinism, have you seen this story about
the dire wolf?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm waking. Hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That didn't work at well in Jurassic Park. I'm saying,
there's a movie about all that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What if you did like a dire deer?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, it's called it's called an Irish elk?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Are we going to bring that back?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
An Irish elk? That's that's that's my vote for next
on the list of things to bring back from from extinction.
We can shoot it, yes, sir, Yes, sir. I want
to hunt one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I want to hunt I bet you.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
If you if you put it out there to enough
people who wanted to kill one, listen, they would fund
crowdsource it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah. So you're talking about like essentially a hybrid between
a moose, a modern moose, and a modern elk, but
bigger than the moose.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Isn't that be called a giant milk?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What what is the Irish name?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Jer It's just what they're called.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean, that's they're called. If you look them up
on the internet. It's called an Irish shel Uh. There
is a full skeleton of one of those things that
Johnny Morris's uh uh place up in in the Ozarks.
If you ever go to his his uh conservation past
pro shop, he's got a big there's a big.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's somebody's garage or something. Hell old Johnny Morris, dude,
he got one in his garage.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He has a big conservation area in in the Ozarks
up near Branson, Missouri, and we went up there a
few years ago, and uh, this is fishing, horseback ride,
you know, you can do whatever. But he's got a
museum in there with a lot of Indian Native American
artifacts and prehistoric creatures that roamed and their skeletons. But
there's an Irish shelt skeleton in there, complete with with
(07:45):
the most massive set of antlers you've ever seen. And
this thing at the shoulder is taller than me, so
it's over six sixty three. It's bigger than me at
the shoulder. So you're talking about the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want to kill one with a spear I'll make
I'll learned how to nap flint and make my own
addle addles, you know, and go after it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Have you met the people who bow hunt for Elk? Yeah,
I know coach people are scary. Oh yeah, I bow
hunt with Elk. I do it primitively. I use a
recurve boat. I'm like, you're stupid, you make that thing mad,
you got problems. I was, I was feeling my cows
yesterday and Hammer of the bull, the big old angus
bull walks up there. Three year old bull walks up
(08:29):
there and walks up and he's got to where he
wants to come get in the cart with me to
get the rank we went.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
From hen't want to be to get the range pellets.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So now he's up there, brings all the cows with him,
and I'm and I don't want to say I'm scared
of nothing, but when you get two thousand pounds up there,
I want to eat out of your hand. And you're not.
You don't have it out of the bag yet, you know,
I'm expecting. I told my wife, I said, don't get
out to the card. He's able to flip me over
this thing. And I'm not light.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But yeah, I'm wondering if that's a dire turkey that
you got a hold of.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That turkey is gonna be die in if it keeps
getting after me like that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, dire wolves are only like twenty five percent. The
dire wolf was only like maybe they were what I
from what I've read, they estimate between one hundred and
fifty and two hundred pounds, which is only like twenty
twenty five percent bigger than a gray wolf that we had.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's not clone one. They just took regular gray wolf
DNA and and some switches. Yeah, and then and then
said that's a dire wolf. So it's it's dire wolf
ish ish. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well he I don't want to run into him, and
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And I mean if they can do that, though they can.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
They can make a cyclops and a giant and everything else, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Got to be it's got to be a real creature
to start with Fred. So just saying, well, I mean cyclops.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
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particular tractor is because it's all analog. Okay, no computers
in In nineteen seventy eight, John Deer forty two thirty
at your MP. It's so anyway, a fella had one
(11:20):
up there and that had all the time I'm trying,
I'm shopping for an attachment for I put new tires
on old forty four to forty this week. That was
twenty four hundred dollars and just for the back tires.
And I'm taking it up and I'm getting the I'm
going through getting air conditioning fixing on. I'm trying to
find a see anybody outen the doth there if you
know where I can find a set of a bucket
(11:40):
to go on an old forty four to forty that
has functioning hydraulics and all. I'd love to find one,
but it cost so much to buy a new one
that I can actually buy a huge tractor with all
that and attachments on it for just a few thousand
dollars less than I can buy in its analog. So
if there's an MP pulse or or I just don't
know how to fix it, I know how to work
(12:01):
on those. I mean, I put a new fuel pump
on all.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The place up there in Pevo where all the there's
a about twenty acres of used used parks up there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, I hadn't. I hadn't reached out up there.
I've been there before the other day.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And every time I drive past that, I just I
want to stop really bad, but I keep going.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, if you want some nostalgia, you come drive our
war out stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, it ain't a matter nostalgia's it's it's it's just cool. Yeah,
they had a they had a couple of h I
saw an old eight I think it was pretty sure.
It's eight n Ford, which is the first first tractor
I ever drove, was an eight in Ford old gas operator,
gas powered diesel eight Inn wouldn't hardly pulled the hat
off your head. They were they were not strong, but
(12:46):
they run forever.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I mean I I think I learned to drive
on a either two thirty five or two seventy five
massive fergus I had.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I had a massive Ferguson Thursday thirty five massive Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Had We got a mass Ferguson. But it is not
Grandaddy's tractor.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a it's a space shuttle compared.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
To it's got computer stuff on it.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, well this one didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, it's got like electronic stuff on it, I wouldn't
say it's it's not like the I was talking to
somebod other day and said, uh said, yeah, well, you
know getting these new tractors and this, and you can't
farm without you know, the million dollar tractors half a
million dollar tractors now And I said, I guess you
don't farm. And I said, yeah, you got a point
a homestead. I have a few things around there and
(13:31):
i'd rather run over. But you know, without GPS technology
and computers telling you what your flow rate is and
your coverage rate and telling you little lights to tell
you where the center of the next row is so
you don't waste all that suffs fantastic for efficiency. But
you know, lightness tracking tractor and it don't run no more.
And you know, I remember being in the field wondering
(13:53):
lightning was gonna strike me more than once. Well it
typically it's the tallest thing around, and you ain't never
been the tallest thing around for him.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
While I was on the track, Go stand next to
a fire hydrant. You'll be safe.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
It's okay, light He probably not the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You're told much your bull messing. We we had. I
remember the first really registered black Angus bull we got.
He was just the sweetest old cow. I mean he
was not ornery. He didn't you know.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
He was old.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Uh, he was just cool. He didn't get excited about stuff.
He wasn't pushing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We've had him for a few years and they wanted
new bloodline, so we got another new registered black Angus
bull that was young and spry, and I the closest
I ever come to probably dying twice in the same day,
was with that bull. Because my granddaddy and I were
quail hunting around. We had mowed down a cornfield and
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picked the cornfield and mowed it down and turned the
cows out in there, and we were hunting quail hunting
the fence row. So the dogs are out there, and
AJ two was his name, started charging us, I mean,
wide open, as fast as that bull could run, running
at us and the dogs. And he's coming right down
the road, right towards me and my granddaddy. And I'm
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sitting there just standing on the ground because I didn't
have anywhere to go. The fence was too far away
and just couldn't get anyway. I'm just bulls in full
full charge, and I finally just picked my shotgun up
and I shot right over top of his head with
my shotgun at about I don't know, twenty yards. I
just you know, lifted it up plans where the second
one was going in his face because we were fixing to die.
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And I shot that thing and he slammed on the
brakes and stopped, kind of huffed and turned around and
just kind of walked off. My granddaddy said, I said, boy,
what was you gonna do if he didn't stop on
that first one? I said, the second one, I was
gonna shoot him. He goes, reckon, what's your daddy done?
He said, thank you. Dad, probably been harder on you
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than the bull was gonna be.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, Pappault was more important me here. To Daddy, he
probably said, Well, I wouldn't have shot him, but anyway,
it was I.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Should have done when he started charging his takeaway his
credit card and need to stop.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Put up bunch I had the other day. Yeah, I
went outside the other day. I had my little pigs,
little pigs out there, and.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh, a little guilttle pig, little pig.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, And and Rusty was Rusty was in the house,
the bulldog was in the house, and the bird dog
was just barking at him and stuff, and the little
girls run around out there, Jojo and and Rusty. I
went inside to get something, left the door standing open.
He had expressed no interest in going outside until he
saw the pig. He runs out there and promptly bites
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the pig by the ear and goes to try and
take the pig down. And it's like instinctive with what
the bulldogs do, and the pig starts squealing. I'm inside, uh,
And all of a sudden, I hear this ungodlyss squeal
and I run outside and he's got her by the ear.
And I took my hat off and I swatted him
and he responds to that every single time, and he
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did the first three times I did it, and then
he said, okay, that didn't hurt. I want this pig.
And then I had to kick him two or three
times and get him off of it, and then that
commenced to not working. And by that time, after I
was doing all that, I had got the little halo
app opened up on my phone because he had on.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
The shot collar kicking and working the phone at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And he's used he's used to beep and he pays
attention and buzz vibrate. He pays attention, but shot gets
his attention. And I went right straight to level three
and I hit him, and he jumped up in the
air and spun around and looked at me like I'd
hurt his feelings, and it's like his eyes can't He
went from his eyes rolled back to realizing this is
and ran right back over and bit that pig on
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the air again, and I had to pop him twoor
three more tis. I finally had to just grab him
by the collar and drag him in the house and
throw him back inside. And poor old Jojoe, she's the
old bloody ear. I had to put some mans go
on it get her down there to the pen, and
Purple follow me to the pen. But that blue stuff
haven't been able to find it. But I'm getting some
because I got to cut the the and I ain't
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doing it till I find some purple stuff spray on there,
because I don't trust nothing else. If I ain't purple, I
don't believe it's it works. But poor little little girl,
she's she's been all sawed up ever since Purple.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I've had it used on me.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you get cut.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't know what they call I don't remember it was.
It's an antiseptic spray that was a bluish purple color
of very bright violet color, and it would stain your
skin for a long time, but it would also cure everything.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It was better than the cure chronum with thighlate. That
stuff right there was now I don't know if it
barnt quite as. I don't remember that, but I.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Don't remember read it. But you get a barbed wier
cut or get get tore up, and you out there
messing with all that stuff in the dirt and whatever else,
and grand Daddy hol you down and come on, let
me spray some spray that stuff on you. Turn your
hand blue.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hey, that that's new. That new cleaner we got will
take off crap stink too, really, come Yeah, I had
something on my finger the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, because I had three.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Conversations at one time. We get into that. So yeah,
I got a pit crap on the hand of the
day and I could smell it. That's the first time
in a long time I've had that smell on. You know,
it don't wash off. Really. Oh, I took some of
that pink stuff and sprayed it on there some of
that Italian gun juice degrease here and ticke it right off.
So yes, Fred, we have in stock in the store.
We now have the best gun cleaner we found degrease.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's it's pretty amazing. We were I took a muzzle
device off a of an RpK Or. We have a
machine gun that's a it's a seven sixty thirty nine
machine gun, and it's most of the lot of the
seven sixty by thirty nine am is corrosive or has
corrosive primers in it or whatever. And we took the
muzzle device off of it because it was rusty and nasty,
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dropped it in ultrasonic cleaner with that stuff and it
took the rust of the brown stuff off, the carbon
off the whole nine yards and it came really really
clean in the in the ultra sonic. I wish we'd
taken before and after pictures, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Can you you have to have an ultrasnic or can
you clean?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No? No, it's a spray bottle, man, it's for like
you you're talking about your your fresh fryer.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, was clean fresh fryer. Got some rusty stuff for them.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Spray it down, spray it down, rints it off, maybe
hit it with a scrub brush a little bit. It's
just it has a rust inhibitor in it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I sprayed some on a there it is right. There's
a bottle right there for you, Talon gung juice pink too.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, just in time for Easter. Got the green on
it for the masters.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I mean yeah, but yeah, this is it's an industrial degreaser.
That's uh. It is non toxic. It is uh. You
can you could spray it in your mouth and it
won't call you. It probably won't be a little bit.
Try get you a sip of that. Gets you a
swig of that.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's not a really good test as a crap he
puts in his mouth, he'd be desensitizing anything. Right there.
It says, it says, don't don't don't inges don't need it. Yeah,
don't get it in your eyes. I wouldn't get it
in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
But but wait if you buy it out.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I'm telling you that stuff right there is that is.
That is it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
But a little bit goes a long way. Just finally
missed it on your on your yesterday it do I
did good that's what it was made for. Yeah, I mean,
let's be honest, that's what that stuff was made for for,
for heavy degreasing and combines and tractors and stuff. But
it's it's very much gun safe. You will have to
reoil if you're putting putting it on a gun, you
need to reoil your gun.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I was going to say, does it act as a cleaner?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And it is not a colp.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It is not a cop It is a cleaner. It
is a decrease or decarbonizer, all that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's for eighteen sixty So how did y'allay that?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Like eighteen dollars and sixty cent with taxes twenty dollars Bill?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I asked him the same thing, and I'm like, well,
that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This ain't all good looks, Fred, you know I do.
I do put thought into things.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Were you put some till into that. That's a reasonable price.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It is a reasonable price. It goes a long way too.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And it's like you can delete that like ten times
put it in sonic cleaners, so you can get ten
times that if you use a sonic.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Cleaner ten times put in My wife, Martine.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We probably what we ought to do is cleaner out.
We ought to offer a refill price for people to
bring the cane bottle back. Yeah, we do. We refill
it for for less than retail full boat because because
I know that's not a real expensive spray ball, so
they want to get through four revels out of it.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
There you go the way to use it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Well, you got to go get something dirty to figure out.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh I got a dirty friar.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I'll lean your mind.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
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Speaker 2 (23:40):
So y'all get finished with the shooting positions that the
y'all mess with that anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We've got one hundred yard We got a couple of
the We did build two of the rifle benches and
Jerry went and got the lumber to finish them up.
But I mean it's open. We just got to. We're
always gonna finish some stuff. We're always improving a few
things here and there. But yeah, the one hundred yard
range is definitely open.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So hey, I wanted to mention that I don't I
don't have the gentleman's information of the kid's name. So
the f s U Trap and Skip team they shoot
here and they have a member of their team that's
a he is a sponsored essentially professional level class shooter
and for our sporting clay's course down here. He is
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now helping us set the set the course and set
the targets and such at the course down here, and
I've I've gotten about three different compliments, three different people
this week that have shot the course that he helps
set and there everybody's loving it. So folks up there
in Dothan, they ain't. It ain't but a two hour drive,
uh to to shoot a nice sporting class course here.
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And if you have a member of the membership at
the Dothan Range, you have a membership here in Tallahassee,
so it might not be worth the drive. I might
be worth the drive.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Have you commissioned him for next Fridays shooting event?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No, thank you for reminding us though, because if you haven't,
if you do want to shoot in the Marin FFA
UH Sporting Clays tournament in Marianna at my farm, then
we will be in this coming week setting up ten
stations of sporting clays. There's a morning session in an
afternoon session. You can reach out to either of the
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ranges for registration information, or you can go to the
Marion ffa's Facebook page and there's some registration information there
and there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I did want to mention too for the audience
up there, because I know we got a big group
of competition shooters in the Duthan area. May tenth and eleventh,
here in Midway is the the SIG Sour Sig Shoot
Shoot Sig Match. If you shoot a SIG pistol, your
chances you got chances of winning gun certificates and other prizes.
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If you want to shoot the SIG match with somebody
else's gun, you can. You just don't win anything if
you're not shooting a SIG. But we've got SIGs to
rent if you don't have one, kind of like the
glock Matches. Was the SIG version of that and had
our inaugural inaugural event last year about this time. But
SIEG will be back this year for for their first
SIG Shoot Sig and Midway Floor. There's a there's a
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I'm not sure the fees. There's a registration fee obviously
and all that good stuff that you can go to
SIG's website, Shoot Sig and six hour dot com and
register for down here.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Apparently they have a bunch of training they do around
in different areas and different events they have in different
because I keep seeing their shoot SIG training scheduling all
and it's it's there's something over in Holt and there
was something somewhere else and ires is actually a match,
but there are other.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Last year was the inaugural. Had about one hundred hundred
participants last year. So but we didn't do a great
job of putting it out there last year because it
was kind of a last minute, Hey we want to
do this thing. But got some notice this year, so
it'll be going on May tenth, eleventh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's adequate notice.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, we'll mentioned again between now and then.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
If you remember, because I'm not gonna remember ill they're
promoting and I see it on Facebook, so that's a
good thing. But yeah, come on out to come on
out to the town range of Dathen if you're you're
in the area. It's been nice and the weather's been
nice on the nine rainy days and covered bays. We've
got lights hayed you here. See where there's going after
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daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I heard I heard that this morning.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Trump saying we need more hours in the afternoon and
so and there's a bipartis an effort to do away
with day and give us more daylight in the afternoon's,
which will be putting us on daylight savings time permanently,
so that you know, when you get off at five
thirty in the afternoon, get you roll in at five thirty,
it's not dark. Man.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I have been enjoying it just so far. We've been
doing things in the afternoon after everybody gets off work,
going for walks and going fishing, and you know we've
still got daylight to do things working in the yard.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
So you guy of the garden all planning.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, man, I plant in some tomatoes in the in
the yard. I've got a little bunch of little cherries.
They're little cherry tomatoes, a little salad tomatoes, those things.
With all the rain we've had, those things have My
tomato plants have just taken.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Off like crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, I've got clusters of tomatoes on both of mine.
I'm looking forward to them. Thanks turning red.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, you know it's frying.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
They're too tiny, They're like they're little.
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You could have tomato Nugs'll be right back.
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we're back the Fred Savers jokes.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
For the for the break that would be very thin,
y'all laugh.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, I have to make an effort laugh at jokesvis.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, Well, Fred gonna be up at South wind this weekend.
We'll leave it as soon as soon as we get
done recorder show. I'm going up south Winds for there's.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You got the invite?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Well that was that was last weekend that I went
up there with mister Cook's place and had quail. It
was delicious. It was fantastic bread pudding which I or
bread what they they call it bread pudding. We call
it biscuit putting at our house. But the biscuit pudding
and baked beans and cost law and fried quail.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
It was delicious, yatastic, And I'm gonna ditch my family
go you over to his house.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I get invite, all right, but no, this weekend is
UH for a charity event impact Tallahassee. Uh. It's a
school for UH children with Down syndrome and here in
Tallahassee and it's UH they're doing a doing an event.
I got invited to go up there. It's a they
do five stand, a five stand competition, the long range
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rifle competition, and a pistol competition. Yeah. I did it
last year, so I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
It's been a weekend a couple of them last year.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe y'all y'all and y'all keep inviting him back. Well,
you know, depending on who's somebody inviting you to be
on their team.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yes, that's why you get invited.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So yeah, I'm going the primary in Banks. Uh my
son works there and he invited me, and get that's
been the weekend with him and he you know, he
does right.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I supposed to bring ringer.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
He came in well, he came in third in the
five stand. Yeah, he still can't beat me, but he
came in.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Third and you came in first. There.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's one of those things, man, there's a lot of
pressure because if you if you go up there and
you stink the place up, they're gonna go, what's that guy?
He don't know anything about shooting anything about guns?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Was he?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
So you anybody if you go up there and do
good and everybody goes ah, the ringer, Yeah, I mean
I can't tell you last time I shot at our range.
I don't remember what it was. It was a long
time ago because I.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Just don't get only shoot when I'm teaching. Yeah, that's
about rifles in my office. I need to side in.
They've been sitting there for I don't know how long
because I don't have the time to go do it. Yeah,
you know, until somebody says, hey, I need those back,
and then I'll run out there and do it, and
then like thirty minutes and then I may shoot in
my backyard because that's the only time I have time.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I occasionally shoot a squirrel with a bb gun in
the yard to keep them away from the cars. So
that's about the extent of my sportsheet.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh we were somewhere yesterday I won't say where, but
we saw some beautiful fot squirrel Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Man, those things are so pretty.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
There's one that was almost solid black and a silver one.
And man, I didn't know we had them in our
farm until my wife told me. She goes, oh, yeah,
we have fight squirrels, so we know we don't. And
like the next day, we're riding around a perimeter defence,
checking the new fence and there's a dad young fight
squirrel and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh you've got If you've got the big pine trees
or a big enough stand of pine trees, you're gonna have,
you'll have fight squirrels. Most of the time they're they're
protected in Florida, they're not. They're not protected in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
The territorial.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, they stay in the same right around, same place.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
To fight one or something. You make them sound like, yeah,
they're territorial. You don't want to go walking in there.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
There's one up at South Wind's got my number.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
They've got to make us able to make a gang
signs in each other.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Gotten that for me a couple of times. Well, I
go walking through his area.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
He probably doesn't see you as a threat for it.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm just saying. He's like, I'm as big, I.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Can whoop that one. That's what that squirrels think I
can whoop him.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, got the ball. It is Turkey Nick Little with
the leelo was stitch shirt on.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I've that down. I mean now my kids are like, Dad,
are you seeing what these people are calling you? I'm like,
you shut up.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I'll tell you. Like my thirteen year old son said,
there's if you get if you have that many people
see something you're gonna have haters just ignore. Because here's
the thing, Well over a million views and only five
or six hundred comments and half of them bad. That's
not a high percentage. These are people. These are basement
dwellers or people that just stirring up crap to try
to make the world mad. Adam. They're sitting there talking
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about how you don't need to be attacking their method
of dress when they look like idiots.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, but the think about it. My wife, she does
not do social media. She's just not at She don't
like that. She can't stand it. She thinks it's the
devil's creation.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
But she's reading the comments on this now.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
She started reading. She's got in accounts just so she
can read these comments.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
We started seeing a bunch of check marks with her name.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
You know. And I'm sitting there watching TV. She scrolling
through her phone last night and I hear this, What.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Does she sound like Shaggy from the Scooby.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I can't really imitate men, that's.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Just Scooby Doar. I mean, you know know I could
do that.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I mean that that's not how she laughs. That's just.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
In my mind.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It will be from now on.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
God help us if she listens it in. I mean,
I'm gonna get it again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It just out of curiosity. Did you tell her to
slow down on the Carry Forest?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I did you know? I got her a slower car
just for that purpose. You're still speeding link.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So Tallahassee has installed some speed cameras and some school
zones in some areas that are the number of So
they have to do these surveys with these cameras when
they put them out for before they start even enforcing anything,
and they give warnings and not of up. But anyway,
they did a survey first and there was over one
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thousand violations a day on carry Forest Parkway. At that
it's a four lane divided stretch of road. The speed
limit is thirty five regular and then the schools on
speed is fifteen.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
I thought it was twenty.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No at that school zone it's fifteen. And I don't
know the win but it is.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And well, what's their buffer on that?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I don't I'm not sure. Af far as the tickets
go and all.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That stuff, nobody goes fifteen. I do they go sixteen
or seventeen, but nobody goes fifteen.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's like I go fifteen through the twenty mile an
hour school zones. But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well, get if you get on Interstate and you put
up something that said, okay, let's see how many speeding
violations there are? Anything over seventy miles an hour in
a seventy nine hours.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I want to say, Charlie that it was ten or
over ten miles an hour or over the speed We
say it was over one thousand violations.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
We used to set up the speed signs in the
school zones all the time. We get the DOT grants
and we'd get the speed signs in there and they
would set it up and it would it would tell
you how fast you're going. It would also record all
of the trap, how many cars, how fast they're going.
We could go back and graph it and we could
see how many violations that were. And then we could
go to directed patrols in there and put motorcycles or
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whatever and run radar had deputies DVP and we'd set
up and we'd write tickets to try to slow them down,
and we could see what the before and after impact
was with the cameras. It is just going to issue
to citation.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, I think it's I want to say it's a
citation at ten over.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, well they have them in thomas So haveing in
Thomasville because I've had company trucks. I get noticed this
where so and so is going through a school.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
The speed camera works all day, so it's not just
turned on during the schools on. It's if you're doing
forty five miles an hour in a thirty five, it's
probably gonna miill you one hundred dollars speeding ticket because
it's going to run all day. You're still speeding. Fred
So just saying, if you do aure.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Out a way to make money defending these things.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
There's that.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
But I'm wondering, what if you put a piece of
duct tape over that thing? What'd it?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I don't even know. I don't even know what the
camera looks like.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You just sit by there with a paintball gun and
just pop and then it doesn't work all day long.
Don't do that, people.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And if you do, in there five zero four zero
zero five twenty four hours, operators are standing by.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
They challenged the red light cameras in Florida, and those
were I think found to be unconstitutional, if I'm not
mistaken or.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I think I don't. It was in the middle of
litigation when Tallahasse pulled them out.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
They all went away, even the one here in Midway
that used to get all my employees turning into the
commerce park here, and I.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Thought that was it for the AI generated tickets.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
But oh no, that's what they have to be.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I know that they have to be reviewed by an
officer on every before a citation is issued, somebody's got
to witness it. An officer's got to witness it. But
it's like you said, you're you know, I.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Think tpd's guy for that. That was Robert Hanby, which
explains why he probably went over to the Sheriff's department.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
It's just I don't know what they're gonna you know,
how it's going to end up. But it's somebody I'm
certain will litigate the whole validity of using a camera
to and not identifying the driver.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
And if your household income is over one hundred thousand
dollars then you'd like to do that. Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Friend's making an offer, folks, if you want to challenge
this stuff. He's willing to pick up the ball or
run with it.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, I don't have a reasonable three of course, I
don't have a personal issue with the schools on part
of it. You need to slow down for the schools ones,
But the rest of the time it's just moneymaker.
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because those are our children that you need to slow down.
I don't care what your reason is slow down.
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I don't know something on some video popped up on
my phone while I was reading the news.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
We got we got Paul on the phone. He is
fishing on beautiful lake Seminole in the in this Wendy,
Wendy weather. You catch any fish today?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Yeah, we don't think checking us out man. Actually color
gives a little while ago were fishing out about ten
foot of water, but uh shell got still add of
the day. We backfishing though.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Dad, do what now? Say that again?
Speaker 6 (41:17):
We're we're bass fishing.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, Well, have you caught any big bass today?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah? The biggest one, which out, the biggest one call
today is probably four and a half five pounds.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
All right, that was a good fight.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
They went around three or four styles. The shiny Greek
clungled up over here in Spring Creek and they finally
that we get it in.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
All right, what you what are you? What are y'all
fishing with? Y'all fishing slow slow sinkos today?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah, we're fishing plastic worms and just fishing and working
at the court work drops off from chaut and to
the deeper water in the cree gots where you seen.
We've got mostor bites today.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
I know that we've had ten.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Awesome. I know the the kids in the high school
tournament last weekend. I think they got beat up pretty
bad with the high wind and not kid a lot
of fish and uh so I think they had a
rough weekend from from what I was told. So glad
to see its calmed down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Maybe. Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
It's been picking up all day this morning. The fish
are pretty aggressive. But boy, I'll tell you what this
afternoon now when it started to switch from the southwest
to the our southeast, all the way around to the
to the west. Now it's going to the northwest. It's
picking up like every hour.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
All right, man, well we're gonna we're gonna let you
go back to what you're doing. Paul and thank you
for thank you for taking the call. And uh, y'all
catch them up, Yes, sir, tell folks how I didn't
get ahold of you.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Hey, then't get hold of me at eight point two
sixty four seventy five three four or follow me on
Facebook at Captain Paul tar Fishing. And I let everybody
know the shell cracker or bending still don't begin a
call pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
JD be ready?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
All right, buddy, We appreciate it, y'all. Have you them
be safe, y'all.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
The shell crackers still bidding now if you asked us
to let everybody know, so we day let everybody know.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'll tell you what I just I'm ready for the
phone call because I'm ready to go get on the
bed and shell cracker myself.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
So y'all think the piling has finally done that?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That we got another month of that?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
All that squiggly stuff, the brown snow that's coming down. Yeah,
the oak masks, the oak I call them squigglies.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, I know what you call them, but that's there. Yes,
the oak tree flowers.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
And the tree stuff, and it just clogs up. Everything
gets all in the pool and been worse this year.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
It's been. It's been pretty healthy this year, for sure.
I've been keeping it off. The cars and the boat
and everything else is a's been a chore.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
It makes me regret having dark color any dark colored
vehicles this time of year. It just yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I mean I got to take like two zer teca
day just to be able to breathe.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's I don't think it's supposed to take too of them
to day. I think's supposed take one of them today one.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Those are twenty four hour pills. Red.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Well, that explains why I'm.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And you're a little fella. Well, it's probably I take
one a day and it works on me, and I'm
I'm I outweigh you quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
You know, I got a high tolerance that you.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Got a tolerance for several foreign substances, that is the
yould body, primarily the fermented kind.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So so Fred Fred being the avid golfer, he is
brought in his his iPad right now. So you're watching
The Masters Live.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yeah, who's winning, right as guy named Dustin Johnson Dustin Yeah,
it's did the guy from England Dustin Justin Rose. Yeah, sorry,
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
The other guy was gonna say whoa something changed?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
No, no, no, Dustin Johnson, he was the guy that
uh no, that's that's Justin Thomas. J T.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
He's an American too.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah. J T was the one who came back and
had that great round at the Players.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That was Rory, wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Rory warn't it?
Speaker 1 (44:57):
It'd be so much easier if they just had teams.
Who's winning at the Bills, MRCA, the Dolphins, Merca.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
They do that. They do that, it's called the Writer's Cup.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Charlie.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Well, no, they do it in the live too, Okay,
do they have teams? And so Dustin Johnson plays for
the Live, Justin Thomas plays for the p G A right, yeah,
Justin Rose is the guy winning the Masters, the Masters
right now. The guy went in the Master's right now.
He's from me.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So my brother's up there at the Masters this year.
And he sends me a picture yesterday afternoon they were
at Hooters. And he sends me a picture from Hooters
in in Augusta, Georgia and John Daly, him and John Daly.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Okay, I get it on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
This is just just case for the church FOLKUS.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And you know, here's the thing is, I know your
brother and I know of John Daly, and it did
not surprise me one single bit that they ended up
finding each other at Hooters because they Yeah, I told him,
I told I told my brother.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I said, you have found the only human being in Augusta,
Georgia that can drink with you.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
I can attest that he probably agreed with you.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, he laughed. Yeah, Yeah, you know, I just bought
him a fireball shot. We'll see about that.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That's JD's biological brother. He wasn't raised by the.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Same This is my biological half brother, right, Yeah, so
just just didn't even grow up together. We've known each
other for about five years.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
And I said that for the benefit of the church
women listening to the show out there. So JD actually,
when he goes on these trips with his half brother,
he's the one with the sense he and his brother
headed off.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Wealther, Well, yeah, I try. I try really hard to
be a good influence on everybody. It's just I fail miserably.
Where most of y'all are concerned.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Fred Fred and our our and our our greater wisdom
than understanding of the world. JD and I tend to
surround ourselves with just a certain number of people like you. Yeah,
and we take you places and that makes us look better.
So who's the guy about. Who's one going out here
with three armloads of liquor from the liquor store. That's Fred.
That ain't for us, that's all him.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Make Fred carry the liquor. So we can we can.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
We get in the checkout line in South Dakota hunt
on a hunting trip, and we go and we wait
till the girl looks at it's funny, we go, Fred,
are you buying all that? I don't know, God lead,
this man drinks way too much.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Well, I mean, two bottles of lid Off over the
course of three days is not not.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Territ elite, right? Is that what that is?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Elite?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
It's drink. I drink the brown water. It's on the
on the checkout line next to it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I think I'm going to probably do the vik soda
with a lemon for not of a Mastard's. Maybe put
a sprig of men in there so you have the
yellow and the green going.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, okay, okay. Have you ever been to Augusta?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
No, I have it. That's on my bucket list.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I got to go a few years ago and that was.
That was a an experience in and of itself, just
to see the golf course there, even if even if
the tournament's not going on, and you can have the
privilege of walking around out there and seeing that course.
It's uh.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
It's one of the boat camp boat horns that you
get on the boat for to take it to the God.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
They will love to be there for that. They won't
even let you bring your phone.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
You cannot bring your phone onto the grounds. You have
to leave. They will check you for a cell phone.
You have to leave it in the car.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
My wife had a heart.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's one of those little pocket sized part machines you
walk around and.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I remember when Cliff Davis put one of those up
under Judge Moda sets chair in the courtroom.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Can he tell that on story right and you don't
get any both.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Dead and what they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (48:40):
But yeah, I mean he got up on the bench
and Cliff had that little remote control. Yeah, modset sits
down and calls court order. He ended up adjourning court
said that thing better come out and.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It better be gone, be gone.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
When he got back, he's looking at me and Chuck
Ives were like, I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'm sure you were the prime suspect though.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well, he knew Chuck you wouldn't do something like that. You,
on the other hand, he wasn't looking at you and
Chuck he was looking and you were next to Chuck.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
You didn't want to be next to Chuck. Yeah, you
get in trouble real quick. Especially in judge monseense court.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Judges don't. Judges don't tend to have a sense of
humor sitting on the bench most of the time. I've
seen a few occasionally with the sense of humor, you know,
my very moderate, very very mild sense of humor. But uh,
I remember one time I was a defense attorney was
asking me a line of questions and I and I
(49:42):
looked over at the judge because he was the line
of questioning was about to take things to where it
was I was fixing to have to say that I
had arrested the guy before and when I read him
his rights and his trespass warning, where were you when
this happened? And it was at the Leon County jail.
And I looked at the judge and I said, I
(50:03):
can't answer that, and uh, the judge kind of looks
at me and I'm kind of going, I can't answer that,
and uh, the fence turned here are you you make
him answer that? And because Auster Johnson, go ahead and
go ahead and answer that question. And I said, well,
if you want to know this specifically where I was,
I was at the booking room in Leon County jail.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Mistrial and his judge because nope, you asked, he answered,
he tried to warn you.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm like it would have been a big surprise to
the jury that that man had been arrested before.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Now answer, you never asked the question.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
That you don't know the answer exactly.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
I mean, I have clients sitting on the stand. One time,
prosecutor getting up there wanting to know why his speech
was slurred and uh, and my clients said, because I
was wearing my gold grille. That guy blew a one
eight and I still won that case. Wow, just because
that prosecutor.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Asked that ques that question.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah, And uh, because there was like three of the
jury's when in Quincy, three of them sitting over there
had their own gold grills and uh.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
You're supposed to and for the breathalyser, you're supposed to
make them.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
Take Well, His speech was slur and uh yeah, well
I think this was a permanent fixture, kind of like mine.
Speaker 7 (51:17):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh, what's the y'all? Next week yep, gold grilling all
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