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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome to the town Outdoor Show. I'm Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You think he didn't hear what he said before he started.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
To record, Well, I kept trying to get started. He
kept just talking and talking and talking, and the last
thing out of my mouth was hush, Fred.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's a shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, but you got to quit talking to get the
intro done. Fred, at some point in time just has
to make some sense to somebody.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Didn't he made any sense to anybody?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You didn't hear what he said right out of the right,
out of the blue there and.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The radio.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Sure, well, I.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Mean it's not okay. Then, well, if your day.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
If you had, if you here, here we go, turn
your phone off.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I can't turn the timers on the thing, turn the
noise on. Grant's not here this week, still out with
his baby and his baby.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If somebody gave you a Fred was talking about his
ball head shining and we're video and in a new
hat and whatever. That's when you told this, which is
why you told him to hush.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And then he said, now I'm gonna describe this to you.
If somebody gave you a bushel of pecans? Huh, right,
and you wanted to carry them in a bag, yeah,
or sack. So you've got a bunch of ok I
got pecans.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And that's enough. That's enough.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well that's what they call maintain.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Everybody's got that. We got to maintain some.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That was as professionally as I could describe to you
what he said out of just nobody out there.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is going hunt and everybody else is going oh yeah,
never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well the people that that go oh yeah, I know
what he said, they get it. And it's funny. It's
just all of a sudden he just said that. So
I was I apologize.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
All these things just coming.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, and usually they come right at you mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's like last night, I'm coming home. So we're going
to uh, going to the coast this weekend Father's Day.
Got the boat all shined up, ready to go fishing,
rides in the trushall and wife says we need some
whatever it was. It is about ten o'clock at night,
and so we're gonna go to Walmart at ten o'clock
(02:23):
at night.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now, witch Walmart. That's a big deal. Which Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's the one on Thomsville Road.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay for the doaf in the audience. That's Northeast time.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's where all the rich folks live, not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And a lot of normal people too, regular folks.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's the nicest Walmart in town.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm gonna tell you, if you go to any Walmart
pretty much after ten o'clock at night, it's not nice.
It's like it's like a trip to the zoo. It's exciting. Yeah,
I mean you see things in there. Argument it's all
kinds of things that go bump in the night or
just bump all the time. And uh so we go
to all warn't find our items, of course, you know
(03:02):
I love going to Walmart, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Your people are there.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah. So uh so we're coming home and about half
mile from the house, uh there's something in the road
and I'm like, what is that got up on it?
And that's a dog on alligator. And I'm like, you know,
we don't have an alligator in the pond right now.
We need one, so let me get that alligator. So
I'll hop out the truck and her car actually, and
(03:33):
so I got the light shine on an alligator. And
I've called alligators a lot all through my life.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't believe I told that hypothetical, and uh so
I get up there.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
This is hypothetical, right.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I was saving a creature. I was doing the right thing.
And uh so I got out there, got that alligator and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You shoot him into the pond.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I shoot him into the pond.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You were just trying to get him out of road.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I was, well the thing about you know, he was
drunk and because you know that's our neighborhood. And uh so, anyway,
that that alligator now lives in the pond and I
didn't see him this morning. He Yeah, got the alligator
so cool. I mean, now now and.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now when he gets up to about six eight foot long,
you be calling somebody to come get him because he
don't got in the pond. Got too big.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now he'll you know, I'll name him Steve or something
like that. And uh I've had pet alligators a long
time ago. Pass statue of limitations. Yeah, like when I
was five years old kindergarten called an alligator and he
ended up biting my arm. And uh so back then,
(04:45):
you can go to the hospital for that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You just make poor some poor some chlorox on his
por some.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Clocks and then put a band aid. You cry for
a little while and going back to your business. So
I go to school uh next day, and my mother
ends up getting a phone call that night from the
teacher says, your son is causing problems again. He's telling
crazy stories to all the people at school. And what'd
(05:11):
he say, Well, he got He says he got bit
by an alligator. Now we keep telling him that's make believe,
and he's insistent that that really happened. You should have
seen the look on that teacher's face when I brought
that alliator to school the next day in a sack,
he was in a he was in a dog crate.
(05:32):
I brought him in.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There, and I don't mess with him. I have alligator
hunted in the past. I've gotten the permits and all
gone through all that process and made my own harpoons
and did that, did all that fun stuff. And after
I went to the FWC class to they they kind
of they don't make you take a class when you
(05:53):
get your permit, but they strongly encourage you to go
to a class. And I went to a class. And
when I found out about the bacteria that live on
those alligators teeth and on their skin and on their body,
I had so much disinfectant stuff in the boat because
if there's some kind of flesh eating bacteria, that's gotta
(06:15):
you know, got a forty seven long forty seven letter
long name that they said. Basically, if you get that,
you're going to get the worst infection you could possibly
imagine that. They may or may not be able to
treat with antibiotics if you don't, if you don't do
something with it. With the bite pretty quick explains a
lot of things. Soreth, it might stunt your growth. It
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might potentially stunt your growth because it is some it
is some sure enough bad stuff that lives on their teeth.
And because they ain't carrying I mean they you know,
they don't eat fresh meat. They if they catch a
pig or a dog or whatever, Yeah, they take it
and store it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
They don't have any gastric juices, right, They got.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Some bad stuff in the teeth though, in the mouth and.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Own there's gat and you can smell gat. Smell them
four alligator bites in my life. Really, yep, that did it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That may explain a few things.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Probably eat your brain you start talking funny.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm just wondering if that's explains the hair loss could
be m m hm. Maybe the bird legs.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah could Yeah. Gators are nasty creatures there really are there.
They're I don't I enjoy gator hunting, though I think
I enjoyed making all my own gear to do it
with as much as I did the actual good. Unlike you,
unlike what you see on television, when you actually catch
a gator, there is not a protracted fight with the gator.
(07:47):
They they're there. They spend all their energy really quick,
so it's like one or two and like a big
fish that you know that it's gonna keep on fighting,
you know. Some some some fish will just fight for hours.
The gators fight is about a minute and they're done.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
But that's an exciting minute though.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's a lot of splashing going on, and then and
then you see this dinosaur come up off the bottom
and uh, you know, and then you then you dispatch
them and they don't. They still move for hours when
they're even though they're not.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
The snakes creep me out. You kill a snake and
cut his head, I'm gonna go skin this thing and
eat it. Which I don't like snakes, but I will
skin one and eat it the whole time. Things trying
to wiggle around in your hand just creeps me out.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, frog legs the same way. You go just pulling
frog skinning frog legs, and you know, you take those
and when you have a pair of frog legs, they
got these little white nerves that are sticking out right
at there top of their thigh, and you always pull
them out. You know why you pull those out because
if you don't, and you throw that joker over in
the frying pan, it will jump out. It will jump out.
(08:55):
I've seen it, so I learned that trick, you know,
and you talk about it weird sensation. You gotta pulling
that were good, pulling that nerve out of there. Thing
goes to shaking it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I could just see him look on my wife's face
through that frog leg and they started hopping out the fans.
You only frog legs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, you know that's not a bad thing, because there's
more for more for you. I love a man me too.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Ain't nothing better than a good fried frog leg.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Man. I remember there was somewhere around where it was
a buffet had frog legs on it.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And a seminole wind seminole wind up and Thomasville has them.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, that I've been there once. But there was a
place here in town.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There was a seafood place here in town that had
them on there.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But good frog that my wife was looked at the
snow crab Legs and whind Dixie. We don't have a
publishing man at the other day the wheel crab Legs
and I ain't feeling that. We'll go find us a buff. Yeah,
(09:57):
we'll be back in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Quick.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What was quick for them, It was a long time
for me. I'm trying to figure how to run this
dead gum computer again.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Get back.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I wish granted hurry up and get back to but
he's got a higher priorities. I got last week's show work.
It was it aired now, there wasn't no you two,
and there was none of the social media stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I didn't get no complaints from anybody. So usually when
one thinks I just quit listening, maybe that could be it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, there was only three people listening to the show.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
J D.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean, it's okay, I'm one of them. Actually I
don't know. I'm just I'm being appreciate. The other two
of y'all think, actually this this, I tell you what
it's it's there's a bunch of folks. I keep running
into people, and every time I turn around and I
walk into a business or something doing something about telling
about you, mister Strick. I'm Charlie Andybody. Yeah, I listened
(10:57):
to your show or I've been out to the ride.
Just you know, it's amazing you go in the dango's
the places and and all of a sudden, uh, I
mean standing in line and we're talking about something totally
unrelated and I know that voice and I had at Walter.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I don't even talk that much on the show. And
the guy said my shirt said tire on the back,
and he said, you captain, Like, how do you know?
I listened to the talent.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I was like, yeah, I mean I like having the
control woards JD say something one T three four five. See.
I can make you sound I can make you.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Say well, I can you know I can get a
can get it cold and then coming here and sound
like I have a I have a pretty decent vocal range.
I just am comfortable right here.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I'm you.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Can sing sopranic.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I can. I don't want to hear that well I can.
I really know I have a very.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Broad where are you in the choir. I was, well,
what part did you sing?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I sang tenor and bear tom or whatever you call that,
Mama saying.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm pretty good. Daddy has quite a range.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
That's why I can make all the funny noises.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah. Well, you know, here's the thing about j D.
He has a memory.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean especially on technical issues. And it's I if
there's something he doesn't know about it because he didn't
care about but if he reads something, here's something sees,
something knows about something that's stuck in that brain. The
neck version in my head is about the same size
as his is, and there's a lot of crap in
my head. The problem is is all the neurons don't
(12:41):
connect with mine. I am scattered brained. I got a
bunch of stuff in there, and it's just like a
big old mess. A stick in The terrifying thing.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Is the red neck version of Cliff Cleven.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Please please don't go there. I'll tell you it's Jeopardy
one day. I want to go on Jeopardy. Good. There
are nights, there are nights that I watch Jeopardy. I'm
a Jeopardy. Jeopardy fan.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You ever get the daily double right.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh yeah, I get it all the time. But there
are some nights that I go on there and y'all
would think I was the dumbest human on the planet
because what Charlie said, because opera and uh whatever if
it was yeah, opera and uh world literature. And I
(13:29):
don't read fiction books. I never have. I just don't
care for them.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Science fiction was my No.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I don't read. I don't read fiction. I never have.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, just that's you don't know what you're missing.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well maybe I don't. But I read would put you
to sleep and and and enjoy it. And I read
uh history, history of biographies, history, things like that. If
it's not it, I say, I don't read fiction. I
(14:04):
love the old uh you know the old cop h
the old cop books, you know the old Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But readis lamore Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Not really really, not really it was the cowb I
just didn't. But yeah, I mean, but I was.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Here's here's what I like.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Read Joseph Wamba books because he was a cop. Joseph Wamba.
He wrote uh uh choir Boys. He wrote a bunch
of books based on his experience as an l A
p D Police officer. And there's there's a bunch of
them out there. There's been the The Onion Fields. There
(14:42):
was a bunch of books out there based on his
experience that he and he wrote stories about him and it's.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
In one of them called Riots.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I don't know, I don't think so. I don't think
they allowed that. I don't think they really allowed that
back in Los Angeles back in the day. But there's
been a bunch of movies. The Blue Knight that was
one of the Blue Night TV show was There's been
a bunch of movies made on based on his books,
but it's based on real, real happening. So I have
a hard time getting interested in fiction stuff I like.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I like the one of the reasons, and I like
I love Western stuff, and my papa used to have
a bunch of old Western books laying around and stuff,
and I'd read some. But I like one of the reasons.
I like Star Wars and stuff so much. It's basically
a Western. It's a West set in space. And I
was a big Isaac Asimov fan, which is you know,
I wrote bout all these different robot things and futuristic
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and space travel and all that, and I would you know,
that was my gig and then so I'm more into
science fiction and that type of Western. I love, love love,
and I've seen a resurgence of movies at Western's kind
of coming back a little bit.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But which is you know, have you read Stuart Lake's book?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't read any more books. I don't have time.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
If you get a chance, what you do is you
get your some phones and put them on audio book
right where you can on audible.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
My problem is is even if I'm listening to something,
my attention span has gotten so short because my brain.
I swear. I don't know if you can develop late
life eighty HD or whatever, but my focus is shot.
I mean, I am. I have gotten to the point
where and I posted a video on I started another
(16:24):
social media site called dray Creek Farms, which is I'm
putting my farm content on there. And I walked up
to the house. It was yesterday, and I posted a
video and it's on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok, and I walked.
I left. I needed something, And I walked from my
(16:47):
shed up to my house thought about five different things.
Between my shed and my house. It only takes one
thing to distract me. And I thought about five different things,
and yeah, I don't have any squirrels, so I got chickens.
And when I got to the house and I walked out,
I stood at the back door for I don't know
how long going What did I walk up here for?
(17:09):
And I walked in the house and so I did
what I know, I just I look, there's an Amazon package.
What is it? I got to take that down to
the shed. And then well, wait a minute, you know
what I'm thirstay, let me get some opened the draw
I said, let me look in the junk drawer, because
there's a good chance I came up here to get
something out of junk drawer. And I opened the junk
drawer realized that the white gerrilla tape was missing, and
(17:32):
I went, that's in the utility room, and you know what,
that's what I came up here to get. And so
I walked in there and I grabbed a white.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And the law they call that the tipsy coachman doctrine.
You just kind of walk around till you figure it out.
The tipsy coachman is always going to get to the desk,
so go around.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So you just you just so I just walk around
and act like I know what I'm doing and look
focused and people don't question me. I'm telling you, when
the time comes, I'm gonna have I'm on. I'm I'm
on developed dementia eventually and and then I don't have.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Well, didn't you post a picture on your steel lawnmoard?
That was that goats?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That was yeah, So it was funny because the goat
the goats went and got it. They liked to go
hang out on the zero turn. And it is a
still brand s t I h l like the chainsaw.
It's made by feris More where it's got the full
suspension on it. And with my back, I needed a suspension.
And I convinced my wife. She talking about and when
we can. So I looked over there and the goats
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were all piled up on I took a picture of
all the goats up on the still lawnmore and I
posted a picture and I said no, I said, be still,
I'm taking a picture and not get on the steal.
And you know it got some it got some laps
and whatever. But that's the thing is, there's all this
warped humor going around in my head all the time,
and I am a complete smart Yeah, I'll call it.
(18:54):
And so I'm always thinking of these these uh, these
funny things, and social media allows me to hostess.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Stuff and shortly after you think about it, so you
don't forget about it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I got, Well, what I've gotten in the habit of
doing is when I see something that I take a
picture of it that is rain. That is rain. I
heard static. I'm like what, I want to know what
Fred had unplugged and it's rain.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
We gotta hurt him, get done with the show because
that rain fall on tin roof and the couch tright
over there. I needed nap.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
My fishing rides right there in the truck.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
They are clean.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
They're getting cleaned off.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Now, got my e bikes out there too.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You want to run out there and get.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Your worried about it?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Their bikes Okay, they're supposed to get wet.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, they get wet from time time. Well they charge up.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh those are the lazy man bikes.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
That's right, Okay, going to Apple like your call this weekend.
Tool around on my e bake.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I still can't get past. I see somebody in one
of those things going uphill and you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Where you clam bigger breches to the fact I'm around.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
In well it got a little bit of tires, so
a little like Curious George riding around on one of
these things.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Did you I was?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I was looking at TikTok last night, and guess who
put an ideot on TikTok?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
There's one on there? Yeah, what of.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Him dancing that that that gun? That crazy nothing on
but a pair of whatever swimming trunks were and dancing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Like an idiot was there was room.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So do you have a TikTok?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I got one now that it was Dad's of TikTok
or something like that. He tagged dad or something, and
I'm looking at it and I'm going that got fred.
I want to see the comments.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Because I have told that. I just don't believe i'd
done that for it.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I actually ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well, yeah, it's kind of like a train wreck. You
ain't gonna look away. I don't know. You know, it's
going to be a horrible outcome, but you ain't gonna
look away from a train wreck.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
It's like one comment on there says, don't hurt yourself
a little white man.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I was kind of worried about your hurtingself. It all
that I rate and you was doing on there?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well the rum in the Bahamas is, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You weren't drinking that run when you posted that online.
So I think of what I think you.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Uh, did you bring the rum home?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
No, I drink it all now going back downing and
I'm gonna get some more. I'm gonna climb that tree again.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
What it was is they picked on him so much
about the stuff that went viral on this show that
he said, no, I'm I'm gonna show you if you.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Like that was I fixed the show.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
What is your handle on TikTok?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You don't know, Well, they will know when we get
back after the break. I can promise you that because
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's on there. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Let me see, I don't even I don't even have TikTok.
I mean I get the I get the first drink.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Came up, We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
All right, Uh, and we're back. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I have to wait for the yeah where people actually
know Fred that we're at.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
The bottom of the hour.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This is what.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I think.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I don't think they have high expectations. Fred you've been
You've been around long enough. I think they've pretty much
given up on you. That's one of those things where
well we had eye hopes, but Fred then along came Fred. Yeah,
there's a there's a two.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Anything going on in other than the rain every day
like it is here.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
The rain every day like there is here, and uh,
everything's I'm sure everything is greening up. I we just
cut hate my place the other day, and that it's
already seed out the head. Your favorite thing is he
seed popping up out there again. And I'm just looking
like we fixing rolling some more hay here for it
too long?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I gotta I got a dry spell as I got home.
I guess it was. This was Wednesday. I had to
stay up at the hospital with my mom h Tuesday night.
She had a perceived a blazing thing on her heart,
and uh, I spent the night on a cot in
the hospital, a cot that was about eight inches too
short for me.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But I don't want you to stay there.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's why they probably is like it was the cot
or that little narrow recliner that I'm a little bit
big for that my feet hang over the end. But anyway,
I got home from all that took me a little
nap and I was like that and rain, I'm gonna
go mow the grass. I have been messed up ever
since just that, just getting out mowing the grass is
I'm allergic to a lot of stuff, BUTHEA is the
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worst I get, and I don't have. I probably I
dig I live. I'm so allergic to behea. If it
pops up in the yard, I get the shovel out
and I will dig up the patch and re you know,
resaw or whatever. I can't. I can't deal with it.
Split this way Fred. When I was a police officer
or deputy sheriff and I had to go on the
interstate for something, if you if I had to cut
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across the media on the interstate because that's what all
the do o t uses is behaved because it's cheap
and grows like crazy and all.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That Argentine behave. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Drive. I have had to go home sick from work
because I drove across the median or pulled over to
the side of the road. I used to take allery
shots because I was allergic to everything around the farm too,
all the animal dander and all that stuff. It doesn't
matter with behea grass. It will overcome whatever whatever it is.
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That and I basically have to go load up on
Benadrilla to go to sleep. For No, it's not that bad.
I mean I don't get like, uh whatever. I can
still I can still function. I just can't see.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah see, I'll get these alerger. I don't know what
it is. I think it's seafood NATed all the time
with it. One year Christmas Eve, I got that thing
were swollen up and all that. Yeah, yeah, an phylactic shots.
I got EpiPen. My mother in laws a nurse.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
And she gave you about fourteen times and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I was like, here you put it, and that thing hurts.
I handed it to her to jab me with because
I don't won't hurt myself, you know, sure, just not
into that way.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I've been waiting on this and she goes to.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Jab me when she had dog on things turned around
backwards and jabbed.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Herself, burned you EpiPen.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
And this was this was Christmas Eve. She didn't go
to sleep till New Year's Eve. She hopping around like
crazy all night long and I'm sitting over.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And she's you know, I've been trying to key.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Or let you die could be I'm I'm gonna try this.
I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I tell you what though, if you see eighty six
year old woman on speed, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Because she turned the EpiPen the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's something to look.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I don't know hand signals. We'll run out of time,
s forget a little what's that fifteen seconds?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, it's uh, well, I'm glad you're a professional radio.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
We're just gonna go to the next second.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Say, by y'all, we'll be back.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
We'll be back over hold the buck.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
We ain't record that segment.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
What is do it again? Okay, you gotta be.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well pretty much suck anyway, but the well, I don't see.
Uh well, we got we got a minute.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You were a pushing buttons out aboard him or what?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I didn't have any look of it here at all.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Play what you got.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You gotta dot? I was insult me.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, did y'all figure out Fred's TikTok handle so you
can tell everybody what it was.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It was Fred Conrad six.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
He said, I think I had my full first.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Name, Frederic Frederick Conrad.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I was that was my name growing up, Frederick, Frederick
Frederick and then they just changed it.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Well, you're short, so they shortened the Fredericks Frederick Frederick
the Great. You think of somebody that's six foot five
in this.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Five six to wasn't?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I don't know, but at some point in time they
decided he was decided to shorten his name to go
along with his physique.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
They did.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I mean, they just changed it. Fred went along with it.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You're going to the to the anti King protests?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the front center the featured speaker.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Really yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I thought I might drive by so that the no
Kings or no something King.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's like, what's wrong with Elvis?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Are they protesting Martin Luther King down or something? And
don't King? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
There's a bunch of male contents out there. They're getting
paid and care signs.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Did hear Sheriff Ivy from Vard County? Oh my good,
you haven't seen that press conference? Bvard County did a
pressure and he basically said, Uh, if you come down
here and and you are protesting illegally, now I have
nothing wrong with protesting. I don't if you feel strongly
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about something that's a right that you have in this
country to go carry your sign and walk up down
the street on us. Yeah, he said. Basically, if you
don't listen to lawful commands, you go into jail. Okay.
If you run, we're gonna catch you and you're gonna
go to jail tired. If you spit on us, you're
gonna go to the hospital, and then you're gonna go
(29:09):
to the jail. And if you hit it, if you
hit us, yeah, you're gonna go to the hospital, go
to jail. You're probably gonna get dog bit if you
throw bricks or anything at us fire, if you throw
fire bombs or bricks.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
We're gonna be notifying your next of ken where to
retrieve your body.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Where to get your remains from and then if you yeah,
he went on.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
That would be an effective form of deterrence.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And that's the sheriff. So you know that his people
are taking that to heart because they're going the gloves right.
He goes, would this and he says, this has got
to stop. The governor even went out and said, you're
gonna get run over if you get in the road.
Our citizens here have the right to run you over.
He said, if you surround a car and they think
that you won't let them leave, and they and they
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are in fear they can run you. We've been saying
that for years. Yeah, because that's the far the law.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well, yeah, it is, and is all it takes is
one example. Yeah, because these people are by their nature
cowardly anyway. The only reason they're doing it is because
they've gotten away with it for so long.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Well correct, they're calling rocks and hitting cars that could
kill you.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Well you saw you saw them throwing bricks and rocks
and stuff at the ice vehicles and some of the things.
And the thing is is that's deadly force. It's a
felony of itself, and it's deadly force that they're using
against those officers. And one of those officers whipped off
the road and ran that person over, they would be
totally justified doing that in this state and in most
states in this country Californa. Now that's out in California,
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so they would hang them out to drive. But they're
also federal office.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Like I said, I am all four people. If you're
whatever and you want to take your time and you
want to go express your opinion or whatever, I don't
care enough about a whole lot unless you're in my
yard to go protest for or against anything. But if
that's the way you feel, and go do it. But
don't block traffic, don't get out in the street, don't
show your rear end, don't throw things, don't you know,
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don't put your hands on other people or throw things
at other people, because whatever happens to you after you
do those things is one hundred percent of your fault.
And some good person is taking up for themselves is
probably gonna get in trouble to have to go through
You're and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
The people you're blocking in, the people that you're inconveniencing,
the vehicles you're surrounding, may actually agree with you. People,
they might be on your side. How do you know?
You don't bother to ask you.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Teslas? I mean that most Tesla owners were not Trump voters.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I mean, yeah, that's exactly right. That is exactly right.
Most Tesla, most electric car people, not all of them.
Most electric car people are globally global, globally conscious, green, whatever, Yeah,
all those things. Most that some of us don't care
anything about people, Yeah, because because they're mad at the
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guy that owns the company that made the car, which
makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. By the way, I was
just looking at my stock account and test up again today.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So yeah, well I think I think elis what he
needed to do. And then he went to Trump behind, Hey.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Man, we're gonna break up.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
We gotta pick because I gotta get my money back.
Do you businessman too? You get it?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
So let's let's let's have a little and then let's
call let's let's all, let's let's call net and Yahoo
over there and tell him to go bomb Iran and
then we forget all about all this wag the dog.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You know that very well could be what happened.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't think I would lay even money on that.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I would, you know, he could have been, uh, hey,
I know you've been wanting to bomb Iran for a while,
but you know, we gotta get some we gotta get
some stuff off of us over here. We got all
this immigration stuff and all these protests and all, hey,
we need something in the news. Go ahead, we got
you back. I know you've been you were gonna do
it anyway, you need to do it this week while
we and I'm just gonna put I'm gonna tell all
(32:58):
my people to get out of the way, and.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Somebody called George Soros tell them, send some rioters tell.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Yeah, uh, it's you know, a paid rioters.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And all the people that defend Iran and all these
other countries over there, go over there and protest and
see what happens to you.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I love it when you see the trends people out
there standing with Palestine.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
You know what they do to trains, They would throw
them off the building. And you see the videos on
you there's videos of it. Yes, they throw gay people
off of buildings over there because they're yeah, we just
go Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So you're talking about protesting. If I go by Appleachi
party and this Florida State Capitol in front of the
capitol building, I drive by and there are people protesting
in front of the Capitol, waving signs and yelling halftime.
Ont even know what they're protesting about. And I don't care.
That's your right. Get out there, wave do whatever, get
up on the steps, give your speeches, stay out the road. Yeah,
(33:51):
I mean, because the minute you step into the road,
now you're involving me in your protest. And that may
be your goal. Now you get in my way, I'm
gonna toot the horn. I'm gonna go around you. You
block me into where I can't leave. Now we're having
a different discussion. Now, I'm not gonna automatically run you
over because I can't kill you over property damage to
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my vehicle. But if I believe reasonably that you are
trying to get into my occupied vehicle in the state
of Florida, and I'm pretty sure it's the same thing in Alabama, Georgia,
you are trying to force your way into my vehicle.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
And extract me therefront, or you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Are presenting an eminent threat of serious bodily harning me
by throwing a rock through my windshield or swinging a
baseball bat at my window or windshield, as if you
are presenting some sort of deadly force violence to me
or something that could call great cause great bodily injury.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get through the interview quite fine
after I'd used deadly force because I know all the
words and be like fred h the look or or
(34:50):
if you if if if, and there's a and there's
a difference between me and my family. Now my family's
with me. My threshold just went way lower. If it's
just me, it's gonna be a little higher. I'm gonna
be mad because I might have to find an insurance
claim on my truck because you damage my truck. But
the minute you get you reach that threshold, I'm gonna
(35:10):
run you over. Matter of fact, when I bought the
bumper from my truck, I was having a conversation with
the lady at Texas out there at the what's the
hent the wrench? Hant uh yeah, And I said, you know,
I like yours because they've got this big, wide wrap
around handles. And she goes, you mean the push I said,
well no, I mean, you know, it depends on situation.
It could be handles. It could save somebody's life. And
(35:31):
she goes, what do you mean? I said, well, they
surround my truck, my truck, and I run them over.
They at least got something to hang on to. You know,
I can drag them right away, so I can then
pause long enough long get out to get up and
get out from under the tires, so I didn't actually
have to run them over. I'm trying to afford them
at least a handhold on the thing. And she got
real quiet and I said, I'm kind of kidding this.
(35:52):
She show's kinda and I went, kind of, I do
teach this stuff, So, I mean, you know, it's one
I didn't know that's what those were for. It's not well,
it's it's to get cows and deer off you. But
they don't stop deer from damaging.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
They can't grab a handle.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
They don't have thumbs, fred.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Do they now, I mean not the one.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I just it's just the level of ridiculous, the level
of ridiculous. Yeah, the level of ridiculous ridiculousness that is
going on right now and all this stuff is crazy.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I've been doing.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Here's what I would Here's out what I before we
leave this subject real quick, we're almost out of time
for this segment. Is that if you are in that
crowd and you need to drive away, slow, steady, pressure
on the throttle, don't try to just gas it, because
you're going to run up on people, and then you
know you're not giving them a chance to move. You
run up on them, you're gonna get hung up and
you're gonna get stuck if you just slow, steady movement forward,
(36:48):
unless they're trying to actually get into the car with
you and then Katie guardadoor. But you don't want to
get hung up. I highly recommend not going anywhere near
a protest. It's dripping.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I'm sort of huglining show.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Where maybe maybe we're playing a rerun this week.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm picking it up. Chinese tool stores.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Chinese harbor freighting.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
There ain't nothing there made in America except the American flag.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
But JD's going this week may tell you.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
I get some dikes for cutting ye ikes, and there's
a certain brand they got there, and after I use
them for about a month, they'll give a little rust
that don't cut as good. So I take it right
back up there and say the man, say, go get
you another one. Every time I go to town, I
just get take it and get me another one.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I put rust converter on my rusty tools. I use
that new Italian gun juice to decrease it and get
all the stuff off of it and let it soak
in there a little bit, and then I'll let it
dry and I go put rust converter on it and
it turns to rust into a carbized black like a primer.
My tools are ay better than they've ever been, and
I keep salvaging them again again again, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Could you keep it even I'm outside.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Well, they're under the shed. It's just the humidity. And
I mean it's Florida.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh yeah, you forgot where you lift it finds them
in the yard younge.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Juice on, I mean that's all that read.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
What all have you cleaned with talon gunje?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
I cleaned my wallet, I mean knives, fish cooker, fish cooker,
pots and pans, my hands, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Oh yeah, hands, all that dirt on your fingernails and stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, we can.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
We've got that parts washer full of it over there.
And every day and I'm working on the gun and
my hands will just be black with carbon and grease
what oil or whatever off guns. And I go over
there and just wash my hands in it and them
off and good to go.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
This time of year, we sit outside, you know, watch
TV night Chris nice weather. But bugs right there.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
So we got these little lanterns that yeah they cronella.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, citronella stuff. Well that stuff, you know, gets a black,
nasty shot kind of thing. Right, you clean you get
that juice on there, take it right off here.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
If I got I got I was telling you all
before the show I got silicon on just incubator i'm building,
which is the Mac Daddy, those big huge stainless steel
refrigerators two door refrigerators are using restaurants. I'm turning it
into an egg incubator because the compressor is gone. Somebody
gave me this thing, and and I put boat portals
in the doors. It'll all be on social media.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
So it's a nautical incubator.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
So I can see in there. I got led lights
and like green and purple LEDs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
And that chickens, chickens, chickens.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Dancing chickens, and so I got it done. But I
but I siliconed down around the portals because it was
anyway filled it. But I got me some black silicon
I wanted to match. And then I was working, I
forgot it was wet, and I got to lean it
up against it, and I got that on my shirt,
got all over my arms, and I went over there
and I was actually I finally just gave up on
the shirt, but it got most of that black silicon
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out of the shirt over there in the sink, and
it got all of it off of me, and then
I smeared it all over the door and I went
over there with I sprayed some on there and I
took a rag and it just wiped all that cured
silicon right off. I mean, it is all that's that's
just just some good stuff.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Cured silicon off.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
If you tried it on a fish bait yet.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Paul, But I think I'm going for hearing all this.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
It might be like it might be like WD forty
and be a fish attract Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I wonder if you put it on like you're real,
if you sprayed it on.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
You rerease it it afterwards. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, Yeah, try that when I did that, and then
maybe put some like real magic on after that.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So, folks, what we're talking about is Talian gun juice.
It is. It is the greatest gun cleaner ever created,
and it is a degreas or it's a commercial degreaser
that we sell in the shop and we have branded
as Talian gun Juice. Now, we didn't mix it. We
found an industrial chemical that we really really like. We
deluted it down to five to one, which is perfect
for cleaning guns. But you can delete it to fifty
(40:51):
to one. So you can delete this ten times ten
times it pour it out, you delete it. You can
dilute it. You can dilute it to delude it. I'm
a little deluded left, so you can. You can dilute
it down to ten times what it comes into bottle
(41:12):
and then use it in a sonic cleaner, or I
use it at that fifty to one ratio to I
keep it in a bucket and the stain is still
sink out under the shed. And when I'm working on
a tractor, I do something this for you dothing folks
up there that got a bunch of greasy tools. I
just go dip it in there and let it sit
until I'm done, and I walk over there and I
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shake it off, wipe it off, and then any stubborn grease,
if you've got a lot of grease from your grease
gun or something, you just wipe it off with an
old rag in that solution and just leave up bucket
sitting there and rense it off with water and go
put it on the shelf. You got clean tools, Yeah,
and it's not actually I don't know that it So.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
You have a whole bucket of the juice.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, I mean I keep about two gallons in the
bottom of a five gallon bucket. That's diluted down and
then I just leave that over.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
There at it by the gallon.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Uh, we can, we'll talk, we can.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I need some gallons.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Okay, Well this is the you know, but we're not
marketing the large quantities. But if somebody wants it, we.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Can make it happen.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
We make it. We can make it happen.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
But it is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
You don't want to pay for it, but you we
can make it happen.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
It is fantastic for you. It's not cheap. Yeah, straight up.
It costs a lot of money. You'd almost have to
be an attorney or be married to an attorney or
both fred to afford it.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
This could be a life game changer. Okay, I had
some gallons of juice.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I don't think he makes a drink with it. Although
it is. You can't drink it and it won't kill you.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I might make you do some crazy moves.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Well, you don't need any help anyway. So you want
to talk about fishing. We yeah, let's do I have
the end of the show.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Friend of mine, Uh, come over and it comes every
year from mister Rick Strickly. He's a lawyer, works with
does a lot of police cases. Representing them.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Rick Strickman, yes, sir Rick Strick.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, member his last name anyway, remembers last name.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
But that's a big one. We called on on over
that that's about a seven pounder and on there. But man,
I tell you, I've got a frog that I'm using
that when it comes it has these feet that spind
in that which I don't say the word I've been
I've learned it's fillam in its allergay gets caught.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
In the spin is wound around it.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
And so I took those off and added a like
a like a horny toe tail. And man, that thing
will come through anything Friday and I'll show it y'all.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
But that's bringing next phrase.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
That right goes through lily paths, won't hang up, throw
it up into trees not the willow flies out and
make the fish start biting and they don't hang up.
It's amazing and it catch fish caught that one. And
the man this morning called this one today on.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
One that's about five and a half pounds there in it,
but they've been biting. So uh. The the state championship
or Nash whatever it was down to Harris Chain, the
High School kids last week. Uh, my daughter's boyfriend caught
one that weighed eight. He did not get the big fish.
Apparently the kid that won it was in like a
(44:23):
fourteen foot John boat fishing within sight of the launch,
within sight of the ramp, and was called a bunch
of big fish. I'm sure where people tournament people are
turning them loose. And they didn't go far. He said
there to catch him again?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
But the kid that won it was a junior, was
a was not a high school kid.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
It was like a yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Junior level. And uh, but they did well in a yeah,
in a in a john boat, in like a fourteen.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Foot john platform.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You need something to float and in the design, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
He caught that fish and he didn't have two hundred
horse power exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
You gotta have boat run seventy. You just can't comparee fish.
I used to love it. We you know, back we
used to help work run the Sheriff's office over here,
would put on a bass tournament every year on Lake
talqu And you'd see everything from one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars one hundred and fifty thousand dollars rigs, a
bass boat in there to to to their sixteen foot
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tracker with the with the thirty on it.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
You know, some old man come putting around the corner
from his dock with an old two stroke, blowing blue
smoke out the back of it.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
They go up there and beat everybody with the you
know there where they were. Because he lives on the lake,
he's doing pretty well.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
It was back around. It was dot and got that
fish he had on a stringer, brought it on back around.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I tell you that is that in the bass tournament world.
That is a big problem nowadays. There's a lot of
guys that are out there to get caught.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
You put in his fishing.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Well, the prizes are crazy, so yeah, yeah, yeah, they
There's been some every now and then on YouTube or whatever,
our instagram, I'll see somebody where they find somebody's fish
basket where they there's a tournament going on, and they.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
You know that just he's got all kinds and everything.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
But I remember that, and that ain't just started though, Paul,
you know it really hasn't. I remember my granddaddy, Uh,
I told you all about my granddaddy fishing in the
the first bass tournament that was on every one like
seminole and uh he he was big in the basketlub
and fished and he got sent to a big tournament
down and uh, I want to say Palaca and uh. Anyway,
(46:30):
he went down there to fish and they did him
and him and my uncle did really well. They called
a bunch of fish and he's like, yeah, he's thinking
he's going to be in the running for the for
the money or the prize or whatever it was. And
he gets there and he said, them guys come waging
in fish with glassed over you know, eyes, cloudy eyes
where they've been the fish have been frozen obviously them
And thought out is that they got fish. Yeah, and uh,
(46:53):
you know the only you the only way that they
catch people is with the polygraphs. And it's you.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Know, it had a client once didn't pass the polygraph.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
On the tournament. It was a saltwater tournament.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, did you get him off?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
He didn't get the prize.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, Well that's that's that's part of You shouldn't be
cheating on stuff like this. Come on, come on, people,
come on, it shouldn't be cheating. That's wrong. How about
the fish been biting pretty good and all something.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
They have the top water all during the last couple
of weeks, the last two, the last two mornings, that
seconds they bit this morning. We caught that one this morning,
had about five or six bikes, but the brim or
the finally the blue Dellars starting to bath.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
So that's this one getting good.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
I'll bring that bait next week.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
We'll see you all next time.