Airport Patrol

Airport Patrol

Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being spotted by the dreaded Airport security patrol. They conceal, hide, and will say anything to keep their precious items. But our airport security officer Bob is determined to find if any undeclared forbidden items are cleverly hidden. Bob and his trusted dog Scout usually find something suspicious. Bob will confiscate any item not allowed into the country by law. Listen to this hilarious spoof and LOL with your friends as you travel.

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August 10, 2024 13 mins
  A hilarious and funny spoof of Airport border patrol. Airport Customs patrol officer Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. The plane landing today had terrible turbulance and the pilot was knocked out. Passengers getting off the plane look dazed and confused. Today Bob scans three suspicious bags with a strong odor coming from it. The l...
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  A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a suspicious bag with a smiley face sticker on it that says: Please don't open me. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Mexico. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a colorful poncho and Sombrero hat with p...
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July 20, 2024 8 mins
A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from Jamaica. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a t-shirt with the words "weed smoker" on it has picked up the bag. He looks high and is acting very nervous. Scout sniffs the ...
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July 13, 2024 7 mins
A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from India. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A beautiful Bollywood dancer in a tiny pink top and matching pink pants has picked up the bag. She is wearing a large turban on her head. Scout...
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July 6, 2024 9 mins
Breaking news: The Karen Read Jurors Response to how they each voted in the trial.This is a comedy podcast that does parodies and spoofs.
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July 4, 2024 6 mins
A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a large luggage with a protruding item coming out of it from an incoming plane from Russia. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A Russian man in a fur coat has picked up the bag. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that there is some...
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June 29, 2024 8 mins
A plane from Rome, Italy is landing at the Australian airport. Bob is inspecting the bags offloaded from the Italian Flight on his X-Ray computer. Bov finds evidence of organic matter in a couple of suitcases carrying bibles. A group of three Italian Nuns claim the bags and head to the green line without declaring anything. Bob brings his sniffer dog Scout to check out the  Nun's bags. Bob immediately discovers salami, bibles, and ...
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Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared. But today someone from an incoming plane from Columbia left a package on the plane. Bob takes Scout to look at the bag. Scout then hunts down the passenger who left the suspicious bag on the plane. Scout goes right up to a stunning Colombian female passenger. Bob has to perform his duty by a strip search to see if this sexy Colombian model...
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June 15, 2024 6 mins
Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today he has found an incoming plane from Vietnam with bags filled with fishy matter. A nice couple claim the bags.  What can be in the passangers bags? Listen and find out what's in their bags. Bob and Scout are fishing for their dinne...
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June 9, 2024 2 mins
 Scout's story. Scout was dumped in the bushes as a puppy. He was a skinny scrawny little thing.  He was full of ticks and had a one-track mind for food. He peed on anything when he found food. One day Scout was eating a live chicken he found by ripping open a suitcase from the airport terminal. There were candy bags full of meat. Bob was about to kick Scout out of the airport when he realized the pup's nose was worth its weight in...
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June 4, 2024 5 mins
Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today a suspiciosu bag was left under a seat on a plane  plane  from Columbia. Bob takes Scout to identify the bag for narcotics. Scout gives Bob a sign for yes.  Bob takes Scout to the baggage area to identify which passenger ditched t...
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