The Lusty Library: A Romance Novel Podcast

Did you ever dream of being the cheese in a man meat sandwich; toasted, melted, and absolutely smothered between two possessive, sinfully hot alpha males??? Then this is the episode for you! Join The Dames as they argue about quality smut in The Moon and His Tides by Gianna Darling. Ain’t nothing soft and dreamy about this moon, Darling. You’re about to be served up a hot, chaotic, moon-soaked ménage à turmoil that may leave you li...

To Knot or Not to Knot? That is the dilemma of this episode! Can you guess which one of the ladies is more than happy to volunteer as tribute??? Join The Dames as they grab the bull by the horns and charge headfirst into Ruby Dixon’s Bull Moon Rising. How many towels does it take to get through a Conquest Moon cycle with a seven-foot Taurian? No one knows. All we know is… we’d need access to a washing machine once things start gett...

Buckle up — because this episode, The Dames are riding extra dirty into the chaotic, leather-clad world of motorcycle club romances with Wolf.e by Paisley Hope. You know the type: tattooed bad boys, suspicious piercings, dubiously legal activities, and an absolutely debilitating allergy to commitment. We know Joey will love this one (it's her pick!), but will this inked-up antihero get Birdie’s engine purring and give her the ...

Shades of Red by Willow Prescott is finally delivering the chef-kink novel that Birdie has been salivating for the past thirty episodes! Meanwhile, Lexx was one page away from being arrested for aggressively yelling at fictional men...And then there’s Joey, sipping her cocktail and casually living her best life as The Dames spiral into chaos. She’s not here to save anyone. She’s here to laugh. And oh boy, is she laughing! This epis...

Untie your cravat, loosen a few scandalous laces on that corset , grab your embroidery scissors or your saber, and join the Dames as they rip open their bodices with a Week to be Wicked by Tessa Dare. The betting pool is officially open: will Joey survive this episode of viscounts with tragic backstories, and spontaneous carriage wrecks? Current odds say no, but she’s scrappy. Bring your fans (for the vapors), your flasks (for stre...

This episode's thirst trap is wrapped in plaid and he's got the beard, biceps, and bad decisions we crave. Birdie’s not just climbing him like a tree—she’s ready to install a treehouse. Join The Dames as they spiral through Mountain Boss by S.J. Tilly. It’s time to pick a side...Are you: Team Red Flag, Team Green Flag, or Team “I brought marshmallows—let’s burn my dignity to the ground."

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It was love at first page for Birdie—the kind of love that made her break out her best Victorian British accent...She didn’t just read Hungerstone by Kat Dunn—no, darling, she lived it. Meanwhile, Joey is somewhere in the manor taking a mildly inebriated power nap (as one does), while Lexx spirals into a full-blown nerd frenzy over manor schematics. So fluff your fainting couch, and prepare to dramatically gasp your way through thi...

This episode, The Dames are diving headfirst into Variation by the cliffhanger queen herself, Rebecca Yarros. And plot twist: she’s traded dragons for dog tags and delivered a heart-thumping, thigh-clenching contemporary romance that'll make you forget how to doggy paddle just to get rescued by this MMC.

Strap on your life vest, because things are about to get so hot, you’ll need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, with all the hat p...

Does the idea of a man throwing you over his shoulder like a prized deer make your thighs quiver and your bad decisions activate? If so, then this is the episode for you! Roll up your sleeves, tie those shoelaces tight (you’re gonna need traction), start humming your safeword and get ready to storm the castle with The Dames as they ravage Prey Tell by Amanda Richardson. Caution we’re not just storming the castle… we’re kicking down...

This book made Birdie realize she is officially ruined. First, she committed the ultimate betrayal—actually reading the book synopsis. Second, her kink radar is now completely fried. Like, scientifically unchartable.  In their 25th episode, join The Dames as they plow through Porn Star by Sierra Simone and Laurelin Paige.  Sparks fly when they go toe-to-toe over the big question: was the book ending adorably cute... or straight-up ...

Can demon horns double as handlebars? Oh, you bet your sinful soul they can. Join The Dames as they light the summoning circle and strut straight through all seven circles of Hell—with My Funny Demon Valentine by Aurora Asher. This book is so scorching, it literally set our Hell’s Gate cocktail on fire. But don’t worry—our hair is still intact, and so is our thirst…for demonic romance.

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Joey’s throwing a dark romance pool party, and let’s just say Birdie and Lexx are getting thrown into the deep end, fully clothed, with mascara already running and dramatic music swelling in the background!  Join The Dames as they cannonball their way into Still Beating by Jennifer Hartman- there are no floaties, no lifeguards, and definitely no emotional support water noodles.   Will Birdie and Lexx survive the trauma-bonding and ...

Saddle up, Buttercup! It’s time for a crash course in bear safety, thick-thighed ranchers, and enough down-home dirty talk to make your boots squeak! The Dames are about to put you on a bucking bronco with Wild Eyes by Elsie Silver...the best part? You may also uncover the hidden talents of red lipstick after listening to the episode!

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Have you ever wondered if a fairy’s wings are as smooth as an egg? No? Well, we sure did—and now it’s all we can talk about. Join The Dames—The Queens of Chaos, The Empresses of Giggles, and The Ladies who shove smutty novels straight into your earbuds—as they plow their way through Rhapsodic by Laura Thalassa. Will you be able to resist the siren's call of absurdity? Probably not. And honestly, why would you even try?

If you're into billionaires, bad boys, and bagpipes (yep, we really went there), then this kinky-kilted Scotsman is the book boyfriend of your dreams! Join The Dames as they devour Keep Me by Sara Cate. Throw on your favorite plaid and grab a whisky (you’ll need it). Strap in for a rollercoaster ride of insults, stolen glances, and enough sexual tension to power a Highland manor in this raucous fun episode.

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Did you ask for an Italian mob boss who can melt a gelato with just one smoldering glance and a book with as much spice as a pot of Arrabbiata Sauce? Well, you're in the right place! Join the Dames as we dish up The Italian by TL Swan.  Warning: Side effects may include a sudden desire to learn Italian, an inexplicable urge to join a mafia family, and spontaneous bursts of laughter.  Listen responsibly!

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Strap in, because you’re about to get three times the fun, three times the chaos, and three times the spice as The Dames devour The Perfect Fit by Sadie Kincaid. With this much spice, you might need a spreadsheet, some color coded diagrams (and possibly a flowchart) just to keep track of all the sizzling moments. But don’t sweat it—Joey’s got you covered with all the visuals and spicy details!

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Grab yourself a "thirst trap" and join the Dames as they dive into the dark romance pool buck naked with Lights Out by Navessa Allen. This dark stalker rom-com with a masked cinnamon roll MMC might leave you reaching for an XL glass of milk, because the spice level is about to hit scorching!

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Get ready for your close-up! Join The Dames as they click their way through Camera Shy by Kay Cove! Be prepared for your praise kink to be fully engaged with your next swoon-worthy book-boyfriend. Towels are optional, but you may need one for all the hot, steamy scenes!

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